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January 13, 2013

AFC Playoffs
— Dave in Texas

Dayum, what a game in Atlanta.

Ok, Houston Texans at the Patriots.

Given Houston's recent performances I don't hold out much hope for them. But I do love their cheerleaders.

Actually, I like the Patriot cheerleaders too.

Posted by: Dave in Texas at 12:15 PM | Comments (426)
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1 It's full of elbows!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 13, 2013 12:16 PM (jlngc)

2 whoops

Posted by: Dave in Texas at January 13, 2013 12:16 PM (pUqSw)

3 Lots of elbows. But the asses take it!

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 13, 2013 12:16 PM (GEICT)

4 That elbow is coming right at me. So is the buttock.

Posted by: toby928© at January 13, 2013 12:17 PM (QupBk)

5 DiT
Were you sitting on this thread for later?

Nice butts in the white hot-pants either way.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 13, 2013 12:18 PM (jlngc)

6 Double barreled elbows in the bottom pic.

Posted by: lowandslow at January 13, 2013 12:19 PM (GZitp)

7 Texans chick has no ass and a bit of fat back

Posted by: The Dude at January 13, 2013 12:19 PM (vJdyz)

8 Where do the Texans get their cheerleaders, WalMart? Those Pats girls look like they'd show you a damn good time. Even if you don't really deserve it.

Posted by: Peaches, Pats fan for life at January 13, 2013 12:21 PM (kpCLl)

9 A lot of team's cheerleaders go with the white hot pants look.

Posted by: Ombudsman at January 13, 2013 12:22 PM (HqXYa)

10 Should have a pict of pretty boy Brady. He's sorta like a cheerleader, is he not? This better be a good game, too. We're getting spoiled.

Posted by: beachgamer at January 13, 2013 12:24 PM (LpQbZ)

11 tony "boehner" gonzalez is crying

Posted by: beachgamer at January 13, 2013 12:25 PM (LpQbZ)

12 Hot damn! I still think the NFL needs to start a Red Zone style network dedicated to cheerleaders only.

Posted by: Fritz at January 13, 2013 12:26 PM (w3+gB)

13 Cheerleaders http://tinyurl.com/bc924ve

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 13, 2013 12:27 PM (GEICT)

I've moved on from elbows. I'm a belly man now.

Go bellies!

Posted by: eleven at January 13, 2013 12:27 PM (fsLdt)

15 I'm rooting for the underDOGS. That would be the Boston Pansies.

Posted by: Ronster at January 13, 2013 12:29 PM (JgkPs)

The top girl exhibits three completely different shades of Caucasian in one pic.

That's talent.

Posted by: eleven at January 13, 2013 12:29 PM (fsLdt)

17 I have always relied on the slutness of strangers ... thankfully.

Posted by: FURPC at January 13, 2013 12:30 PM (0ImZM)

18 "Pooter, hooter, and elbows". I'm thinking of naming a restaurant that...

Posted by: Frank G at January 13, 2013 12:30 PM (cJqu0)

Posted by: beachgamer at January 13, 2013 04:25 PM (LpQbZ)

14 years of never winning a playoff game will do that to you

Posted by: The Dude at January 13, 2013 12:31 PM (vJdyz)

20 Tobias Took's wardrobe supplied by K-Mart.

Posted by: toby928© at January 13, 2013 12:33 PM (QupBk)

Sweet Jeebus, BC. What a mismatched but lovely set of bookends. Yowza!!

Posted by: Pecan Scandi - Baconeer at January 13, 2013 12:33 PM (P2wId)

22 Oh my.

Posted by: Dingbat at January 13, 2013 12:33 PM (PCJvs)

23 Too bad being Jan 13th in New England. I'm afraid more will have to be left to the imagination unless they're very tough ladies.

Posted by: deepred at January 13, 2013 12:34 PM (YmACv)

24 I was sure the Falcons were going to blow. Nice come back.

Posted by: CSMBigBird at January 13, 2013 12:34 PM (l7h8K)

25 Village Idiot's Apprentice, I was trying to be polite and not push the last post down like a fat kid at recess. I denounce myself.

Posted by: Dave in Texas at January 13, 2013 12:35 PM (pUqSw)

26 Wow. It doesn't get any better than that girl on top.

Posted by: Invictus at January 13, 2013 12:36 PM (OQpzc)

27 Don't feel bad DiT. That thread is better off dead. You know, what with someone referring to TFG as the "HNIC"

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 13, 2013 12:37 PM (GEICT)

28 27 Don't feel bad DiT. That thread is better off dead. You know, what with someone referring to TFG as the "HNIC" Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 13, 2013 04:37 PM (GEICT) My first thought: "Someone referred to him as the Hockey Night in Canada?"

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at January 13, 2013 12:38 PM (+tsoh)

29 My first thought: "Someone referred to him as the Hockey Night in Canada?" Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at January 13, 2013 04:38 PM (+tsoh) LMAO

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 13, 2013 12:39 PM (GEICT)

Double barreled elbows in the bottom pic.

The "striking 'ette" form, elbows fully deployed to defend herself.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at January 13, 2013 12:39 PM (o1kXv)

31 Just in case the Football Jinx Gods are watching, I am NOT* rooting for the Texans. *fingers crossed*

Posted by: Y-not at January 13, 2013 12:41 PM (5H6zj)

32 Take that, Texan cheerleader haters.

Posted by: CraigPoe at January 13, 2013 12:41 PM (BVkEs)

33 Wow. It doesn't get any better than that girl on top.

Posted by: Invictus at January 13, 2013 04:36 PM (OQpzc)

FIFY.

Posted by: Ombudsman at January 13, 2013 12:41 PM (HqXYa)

34 In the immortal words of Brent "I'd hit that".

Posted by: CSMBigBird at January 13, 2013 12:43 PM (l7h8K)

35
That Houston cheerleader makes me feel funny in the pants. By which I mean gives me a boner.

Also what is the deal with special teams defense in the playoffs?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 13, 2013 12:43 PM (p/cQy)

36 red leather-ish boots?

I'm OK with that...

Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 13, 2013 12:44 PM (jaijr)

37 13 Cheerleaders

The one on the right is definitely a tranny. Look how much bigger she is than the other one.

Posted by: pep at January 13, 2013 12:44 PM (6TB1Z)

38 Now THAT'S a FRONT FOUR or eight.

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at January 13, 2013 12:45 PM (P3dtw)

39 My first thought: "Someone referred to him as the Hockey Night in Canada?" The president also believes that Canada is rightfully part of Argentina.

Posted by: Ed Wood VS Godzilla at January 13, 2013 12:45 PM (obHYs)

40 Chick on bottom pic is on full-auto elbows...

Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 13, 2013 12:45 PM (jaijr)

41 Someone should make a video of kickers/punters trying to make tackles. Now that would be funny.

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at January 13, 2013 12:46 PM (P3dtw)

Not that I'm complaining, but when did Sunday's become such a thread burner? Man, you can't even keep up, especially if you come home from work after noon or so.

Not sure, but maybe we need to spread out some of the weekly threads.

But Sunday needs to be left for the Book thread.

Well, IMO...

Sorry, carry on.

Posted by: HH at January 13, 2013 12:48 PM (XXwdv)

43 So according to the Bud Light commercial that guy had his own apartment when he was about 15.

Posted by: Ed Wood VS Godzilla at January 13, 2013 12:49 PM (obHYs)

44 Somewhere in Texas a village is missing some hotties.

Posted by: Golan Globus at January 13, 2013 12:49 PM (/1U3u)

It's "unseasonbly warm" in suburban Boston today, so we might see many of these fine cheerleaders in top form.

Top. Form.

The downside is the Phil Simms is doing the analyst job today, so many statements about the game will have that "keen grasp of the obvious" about them.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes..... at January 13, 2013 12:49 PM (Md8Uo)

46 There's a book thread down there somewhere.

Posted by: CraigPoe at January 13, 2013 12:50 PM (BVkEs)

47 >>Also what is the deal with special teams defense in the playoffs? Just proving to Goodell et al that doing away with kickoffs is a dumb idea.

Posted by: Y-not at January 13, 2013 12:50 PM (5H6zj)

48 Keep Brady off the field.

Posted by: CraigPoe at January 13, 2013 12:52 PM (BVkEs)

49 Stay calm, Brady on . . .

Posted by: Peaches, Pats fan for life at January 13, 2013 12:53 PM (kpCLl)

50 Keep Brady off the field.

I'm on it.

Posted by: Jeff Gillooly at January 13, 2013 12:53 PM (2rucj)

51 My dad has a way with words. He just said, "Well, the Seahawks are gone. Their colors look like an army caterpillar that has been stepped on."

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at January 13, 2013 12:54 PM (+tsoh)

52 Now is he winter of our discontent made truly deep and dark by the loss of the Broncos to the Ravens. I asked if it will ever be summer again. Quoth the Raven, "Nevermore."

Posted by: WalrusRex at January 13, 2013 12:57 PM (XUKZU)

53 Gronkowski hurt?

Posted by: CraigPoe at January 13, 2013 12:59 PM (BVkEs)

54 JJ Sack

Posted by: CraigPoe at January 13, 2013 01:00 PM (BVkEs)

55 http://www.returnofkings.com/

I stumbled on this over at Taki's.

Posted by: sTevo at January 13, 2013 01:00 PM (VMcEw)

56 I like how you have women at this blog, and they have to pretend to not be offended on a regular basis.

And your women will scream and piss about how not offended they are, because they don't want you to hit them.

Posted by: WHAT at January 13, 2013 01:00 PM (clTAc)

57 HA HA HA HA HA!

Posted by: Y-not at January 13, 2013 01:02 PM (5H6zj)

58 Hey! Who left the door to the closet under the stairs unlocked?

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 13, 2013 01:02 PM (GEICT)

59 What's the point of having no ass? I'm not looking for Kardashian size booty -- god forbid! But I'm also not looking for a 12 year old boy's ass, either.

Posted by: waldo at January 13, 2013 01:03 PM (H96hE)

60 Posted by: WHAT at January 13, 2013 05:00 PM (clTAc) OKAYYYY!!!

Posted by: Lil John at January 13, 2013 01:03 PM (obHYs)

61 Posted by: WHAT at January 13, 2013 05:00 PM (clTAc)

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Shouldn't you be in the kitchen, or something.

Posted by: CraigPoe at January 13, 2013 01:04 PM (BVkEs)

62 The difference is that the Texans' cheerleaders are native, the New England Cheerleaders came to Boston for college

Posted by: phreshone at January 13, 2013 01:04 PM (0SXI6)

63 I hate the Cheatriots, their Obama supporting owner Bob Kraft, their goon coach Bill Belicheat, their pretty boy QB Tom Brady with his man faced leftist wife Gisele Bundchen

And I hate them for losing to the Giants in the SB last year

Posted by: kbdabear at January 13, 2013 01:06 PM (wwsoB)

64 Happy birthday, CMU VET!!!

Posted by: Truman North at January 13, 2013 01:06 PM (IbdYI)

65 Posted by: WHAT at January 13, 2013 05:00 PM (clTAc)

Go make me a sammich.

then get your shinebox.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 13, 2013 01:08 PM (p/cQy)

66 "The difference is that the Texans' cheerleaders are native, the New England Cheerleaders came to Boston for college"

Definitely not Wellesley or Radcliffe.

Posted by: lowandslow at January 13, 2013 01:09 PM (GZitp)

67 Woodhead it still says it butthead

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at January 13, 2013 01:10 PM (T8HxF)

68 Patriots score? That's a beating.

Posted by: Fritz at January 13, 2013 01:12 PM (w3+gB)

69 Patriots score, go ahead 7-3. Was that on 4th down? In any case, it was fun while it lasted.

Posted by: Looking Glass at January 13, 2013 01:13 PM (g3wOT)

70 Enough is Enough

Posted by: Buddha the Magnificent at January 13, 2013 01:14 PM (8NlUk)

71 That Texans cheerleader is pointing it right at me

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 13, 2013 01:14 PM (8sCoq)

72 Is it just me or is this game kind of a snoozefest?

Posted by: lowandslow at January 13, 2013 01:14 PM (GZitp)

73 Nice catch.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at January 13, 2013 01:15 PM (+tsoh)

74 Is it just me or is this game kind of a snoozefest?

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Not really.

Posted by: Debbie Downer at January 13, 2013 01:17 PM (BVkEs)

75 Do I have to tell you fellas the unspeakable things I would do to these young girls.....

Posted by: Brent Musberger at January 13, 2013 01:17 PM (jucos)

Under the stairs.

Posted by: Infidel at January 13, 2013 01:17 PM (PyxzI)

77 Pliz, anyone but Nu Ing Land.

Posted by: Buddha the Magnificent at January 13, 2013 01:17 PM (8NlUk)

78 Opps. That was for WHAT. Gotta pay more attention when I'm full of beer and posting.

Posted by: Infidel at January 13, 2013 01:19 PM (PyxzI)

79 Posted by: WHAT at January 13, 2013 05:00 PM (clTAc) ------------------------------------------------------ Ok, here is a situation for you..... What do you say to a woman with a black eye? Answer: NOTHING! She didn't listen the first time why do you think she'll listen now?

Posted by: Brent Musberger at January 13, 2013 01:24 PM (jucos)

80 I really need a Valium after the Falcons' continued assault on my blood pressure. Jesus. The Texans' cheerleaders have been among the NFL elite for years now.

Posted by: UGAdawg at January 13, 2013 01:24 PM (WYOrt)

81 How many men does it take to open a beer? None. She needs to open it when she brings it to you.

Posted by: Col. Mustard with the wrench at January 13, 2013 01:28 PM (dmcx3)

82 What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking? Slow down and use a lubricant.

Posted by: Brent Musberger at January 13, 2013 01:32 PM (jucos)

83 I want the Direct TV Genie

Posted by: kbdabear at January 13, 2013 01:33 PM (wwsoB)

84 You guys have to teach me that controlling women thing. My wife got home, promptly vetoed my plans of having a bacon wrapped bacon dinner and told me we are having fish. F'n tyrant.

Posted by: Invictus at January 13, 2013 01:33 PM (OQpzc)

85 Why does the bride always wear white? Because it's good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator.

Posted by: Brent Musberger at January 13, 2013 01:33 PM (jucos)

86 81...sounds reasonable...AND she should serve it to me on her knees!

Posted by: Slick Willie at January 13, 2013 01:34 PM (BbS5+)

87 84 You guys have to teach me that controlling women thing. My wife got home, promptly vetoed my plans of having a bacon wrapped bacon dinner and told me we are having fish. F'n tyrant. Posted by: Invictus at January 13, 2013 05:33 PM

Whatever you say honey. Take 'em off and spread 'em

Posted by: Brent Musberger at January 13, 2013 01:34 PM (wwsoB)

88 Nah, I'm just leaving a smokin rib cage.

Posted by: Tony Romo at January 13, 2013 01:35 PM (PyxzI)

89 How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good? Put a nipple on it.

Posted by: Brent Musberger at January 13, 2013 01:35 PM (jucos)

90 Why do women have smaller feet than men? It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows them to stand closer the sink.

Posted by: Mrs. White with the frying pan at January 13, 2013 01:37 PM (dmcx3)

91 Where all the white womenz at?

Posted by: Brent Musberger at January 13, 2013 01:37 PM (BVkEs)

92 It's a pretty good game. It's just that the early game yesterday was an all-time great. And the early game today was outstanding, too.

Posted by: Looking Glass at January 13, 2013 01:38 PM (g3wOT)

93 How do you fix a woman's watch? You don't. There is a clock on the oven.

Posted by: Mrs. White with the frying pan at January 13, 2013 01:39 PM (dmcx3)

94 Why are there no female astronauts on the moon? Cause it doesn't need cleaning yet.

Posted by: Brent Musberger at January 13, 2013 01:39 PM (jucos)

95 Bad news, geeks. The Kardashian Deathstar petition is a non-starter.

http://preview.tinyurl.com/ctj7fcf

Posted by: Fritz at January 13, 2013 01:40 PM (w3+gB)

96 How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me..."

Posted by: Mrs. White with the knife at January 13, 2013 01:40 PM (dmcx3)

97 No dog in any of these games, just hoping the team I hate loses. Does that make me bad?

Posted by: Infidel at January 13, 2013 01:41 PM (PyxzI)

98 Why does a bride smile when she walks up the aisle? She knows she's given her last blowjob.

Posted by: Brent Musberger at January 13, 2013 01:41 PM (jucos)

99 SHUT UP and make me a pie!

Posted by: FURPC at January 13, 2013 01:42 PM (0ImZM)

100 What's worse than a male chauvinist pig? A woman that won't do what she's told.

Posted by: Prof. Plum in the library at January 13, 2013 01:42 PM (dmcx3)

101 I want the Direct TV Genie

Posted by: kbdabear

Oh Hell yes!

Posted by: crotchetyoldjarhead at January 13, 2013 01:42 PM (zfJo7)

102 How are twisters (tornadoes) and marriage alike? They both begin with a lot of blowing and sucking, and in the end you lose your house.

Posted by: Brent Musberger at January 13, 2013 01:43 PM (jucos)

103 Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%. It's called a wedding cake.

Posted by: Col. Mustard in the bedroom with the rope at January 13, 2013 01:44 PM (dmcx3)

104 What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? -- about 45 lbs

Posted by: FURPC at January 13, 2013 01:44 PM (0ImZM)

105 The hand that rocks the cradle, changes the diaper.

Posted by: CraigPoe at January 13, 2013 01:44 PM (BVkEs)

106 I wouldn't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die.

Posted by: FURPC at January 13, 2013 01:45 PM (0ImZM)

107 Why is the space between a woman's breasts and her hips called a waist? Because you could easily fit another pair of tits in there.

Posted by: Brent Musberger at January 13, 2013 01:46 PM (jucos)

108 Back to football, you fuckin' assholes. Mad props to the Texans' D, but we got this one.

Posted by: Peaches, Pats fan for life at January 13, 2013 01:48 PM (kpCLl)

109 Why is it called PMS? Because "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken

Posted by: FURPC at January 13, 2013 01:49 PM (0ImZM)

110 108 Back to football, you fuckin' assholes. Mad props to the Texans' D, but we got this one.

Posted by: Peaches, Pats fan for life at January 13, 2013 05:48 PM (kpCLl)

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Yes, Dear. ;^/

Posted by: CraigPoe at January 13, 2013 01:49 PM (BVkEs)

111 I take off my misogynist sock and take a bow to the greatest wimmenz on the web. The 'Ettes!

Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 13, 2013 01:49 PM (jucos)

112 Patriots score a TD to go up 1473 with 3:38 left in the 4th quarter. Houston's last chance drive, probably.

Posted by: Looking Glass at January 13, 2013 01:49 PM (g3wOT)

113 Horse collar is a no no.

Posted by: CraigPoe at January 13, 2013 01:50 PM (BVkEs)

114 Man I love Wes Welker. Loved him as a jet too. He's just a football player, period. And I had a feeling when he dropped that pass early on that Houston was gonna pay for that.

Posted by: teej at January 13, 2013 01:50 PM (4IyOI)

115 Good kickoff return. 15 yard horsecollar penalty on the tackle. Two Long runs and now the Texans are down to the Patriots 8 yd line. Wow.

Posted by: Looking Glass at January 13, 2013 01:51 PM (g3wOT)

116 With all of this screamin' and pissin' I can't hear the TV. Woman, where's my sammich?

Posted by: Fritz at January 13, 2013 01:52 PM (w3+gB)

117 2nd and goal. Texans have scored TDs in very few of their recent Red Zone drives. (I think the graphic showed 2 of 15.) Timeout.

Posted by: Looking Glass at January 13, 2013 01:52 PM (g3wOT)

118 114 Man I love Wes Welker. Loved him as a jet too. He's just a football player, period.
And I had a feeling when he dropped that pass early on that Houston was gonna pay for that. Posted by: teej at January 13, 2013 05:50 PM

Welker started with the Dolphins, never played for the Jests. You must be thinking about the great Wesley Walker who played for the Jets from 77 to 85

Posted by: kbdabear at January 13, 2013 01:53 PM (wwsoB)

119 Been a very exciting game. Patriots doing what they do on offense; Patriots doing what they do on defense; usually results in an exciting game Also, the Texans are there

Posted by: Truman North at January 13, 2013 01:53 PM (IbdYI)

120 I very much feel trouble in the fuselage Frederick!!!

Posted by: General Woundwort at January 13, 2013 01:54 PM (zOP5o)

121 The DirectTV Genie is model Hannah Davis

Google at will

Posted by: kbdabear at January 13, 2013 01:54 PM (wwsoB)

122 Posted by: Jeff Gillooly

I lol'd.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™, Crankypants Extraordinaire at January 13, 2013 01:54 PM (hO8IJ)

123 Short run on 2nd and goal. 3rd and goal from the 1 for the Texans.

Posted by: Looking Glass at January 13, 2013 01:55 PM (g3wOT)

124 Al Toon, that's who he was thinking of. Or Lamb Jones.

Posted by: Truman North at January 13, 2013 01:55 PM (IbdYI)

125 Texans TD! Just what they needed.

Posted by: Looking Glass at January 13, 2013 01:55 PM (g3wOT)

126 Nice. We gotta game, folks.

Posted by: Fritz at January 13, 2013 01:55 PM (w3+gB)

127 @118

Danny Woodhead was a Jet.

Posted by: General Woundwort at January 13, 2013 01:56 PM (zOP5o)

128 122 Posted by: Jeff Gillooly

I lol'd.

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I did. too.

Posted by: CraigPoe at January 13, 2013 01:56 PM (BVkEs)

129 Grrr. Just lost all water in my condo complex. Since the heat in provided by hot water, I'm stuck with no heat & its a few degrees above freezing outside. Good thing I decided to make a huge crock pot of mulled ale.

Posted by: The Political hat at January 13, 2013 01:56 PM (Vk2pI)

130 We gonna eat those boyz up in the 2nd half . . . hahahahahaha!!!

Posted by: Peaches, Pats fan for life at January 13, 2013 01:57 PM (kpCLl)

131 121 The DirectTV Genie is model Hannah Davis

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I believe she's dating a 65 year old Yankee named Jetard.

Posted by: CraigPoe at January 13, 2013 01:58 PM (BVkEs)

132 Good thing I decided to make a huge crock pot of mulled ale.

Posted by: The Political hat at January 13, 2013 05:56 PM (Vk2pI)

Preparedness is key . . . sorry for your luck, TPH! Freezing my tits off here in El Lay, too. Ridiculous. I blame algore.

Posted by: Peaches, Pats fan for life at January 13, 2013 01:58 PM (kpCLl)

133 Good Lord...the Direct TV goddess is young enough to be my daughter. I may have to move to Arkansas.

Posted by: crotchetyoldjarhead at January 13, 2013 01:59 PM (oEOlM)

134 Another interminable review ultimately declares the TD stands. Patriots 17-10 after the PAT conversion. 1:15 left in the second quarter.

Posted by: Looking Glass at January 13, 2013 02:00 PM (g3wOT)

135 what constitutes freezing in LA

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 13, 2013 02:00 PM (8sCoq)

136 Posted by: The Political hat at January 13, 2013 05:56 PM (Vk2pI)
Preparedness is key . . . sorry for your luck, TPH! Freezing my tits off here in El Lay, too. Ridiculous. I blame algore.
Posted by: Peaches, Pats fan for life at January 13, 2013 05:58 PM

84 here today, now 76 at sundown. Wearing shorts with the windows open

Posted by: kbdabear at January 13, 2013 02:00 PM (wwsoB)

137 @135

60 degrees?

Posted by: General Woundwort at January 13, 2013 02:01 PM (zOP5o)

138 The bow is a Jet, just say'n

Posted by: CSMBigBird at January 13, 2013 02:01 PM (l7h8K)

139 Tebow fuck'n autocorrect

Posted by: CSMBigBird at January 13, 2013 02:02 PM (l7h8K)

140 #133 crotchetyoldjarhead wrote, "Good Lord...the Direct TV goddess is young enough to be my daughter. I may have to move to Arkansas." For your edification. whoisthathotadgirl.tumblr.com post 39662534209 q-who-is-that-hot-girl-in-the-directv-genie http://preview.tinyurl.com/bkh97d6

Posted by: Looking Glass at January 13, 2013 02:03 PM (g3wOT)

141 If The Patriots don't win the Super Bowl, I will leave the country.

Posted by: Piers Morgan at January 13, 2013 02:06 PM (gCa4h)

142 You're right kbdabear! Did the jets have someone a lot like him in the last 10 years or so? Or am I not going back far enough and thinking of Walker again?

Posted by: teej at January 13, 2013 02:06 PM (JxJPF)

143 60 degrees?

Posted by: General Woundwort at January 13, 2013 06:01 PM (zOP5o)

No, we haven't hit anywhere near 60 for days, we're in the mid-low 30s at night. It's ridiculous. And, slightly ot, but I have had just about enough of jj watt.

Posted by: Peaches, Pats fan for life at January 13, 2013 02:06 PM (kpCLl)

144 Sorry to go O/T, but There's Big Trouble in Little Brattleboro ... http://tinyurl.com/cqyknmb (news.yahoo.com) Short version: A Federal judge in Brattleboro VT extended the Vermont Yankee plant operation permit by 20 years, to 2032. The permit expires on March 21, 2013. The State opposes, claiming jurisdiction, and is appealing. Vermont Yankee supplies 1/3 of Vermont's power, the remaining energy (about 45% of total) goes to other states. Will 1/3 of Vermont (Brattleboro obviously not included) go dark? ~~Stay tuned~~ ~~watch for a letter in the mail~~ wait for a messenger on a horse ...

Posted by: Arbalest at January 13, 2013 02:07 PM (KzM0i)

145 This is about the best picture of Fauxcahontas I've seen.
http://is.gd/aGd3FA

Posted by: HeatherRadish™, Crankypants Extraordinaire at January 13, 2013 02:08 PM (hO8IJ)

146 That's a nice way for the Texans to end the half - 55 yard FG.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at January 13, 2013 02:09 PM (+tsoh)

147 BIG MO FO TEXANS

Posted by: CraigPoe at January 13, 2013 02:10 PM (BVkEs)

148 Texans kick a 55 yard field goal to end the first half. Patriots 17 Texans 13 10 points in the final 75 seconds of the half. Pretty good game.

Posted by: Looking Glass at January 13, 2013 02:10 PM (g3wOT)

149 So, much like Ray Lewis, you guys are rooting for a Texans win?

Posted by: Peaches, Pats fan for life at January 13, 2013 02:10 PM (kpCLl)

150 Hannah Davis - Directv Genie http://tinyurl.com/crl5wrn

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 13, 2013 02:11 PM (GEICT)

151 Is it too early for me to email the lords and masters and say I will most probably be late tomorrow? Because, whee doggies, these beers don't drink themselves . . .

Posted by: Peaches, Pats fan for life at January 13, 2013 02:11 PM (kpCLl)

152 Mid to low 30's? Don't think it got that warm today. Single digits tonight wouldn't surprise me. But at least I'm not in Kaleefornee.

Posted by: teej at January 13, 2013 02:12 PM (JxJPF)

153

Texans beat Ravens last time IIRC, and they will be playing in Houston. Plus Kraft kisses Banster butt, Bellichik cheats, and Brady left a pregnant woman. Hell ya I'm rooting for the Texans

Posted by: thunderb at January 13, 2013 02:12 PM (Dnbau)

154 10 points in 75 seconds, Houston...Texans

Posted by: thunderb at January 13, 2013 02:14 PM (Dnbau)

155 I'd rather take a stab at the Patriots than the Texans.

Posted by: Ray Lewis at January 13, 2013 02:14 PM (BVkEs)

156 Man, the Ray Lewis hate is so thick in here, you could cut it with a knife

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 13, 2013 02:15 PM (8sCoq)

157 Yes, sorry Peaches. Rooting for the Texans. The Patriots are dead to me. I don't like cheaters of any kind.

Posted by: Infidel at January 13, 2013 02:15 PM (PyxzI)

158 #149 Peaches, Pats fan for life wrote, "So, much like Ray Lewis, you guys are rooting for a Texans win?" We're rooting for an interesting game. I've been in Houston for decades. It would be nice to see them win. But I wouldn't worry. en.wikipedia.org /wiki /The_Comeback_(American_football) It's something in the water.

Posted by: Looking Glass at January 13, 2013 02:16 PM (g3wOT)

159 Man, the Ray Lewis hate is so thick in here, you could cut it with a knife I know, you guys are killing me!

Posted by: AmishDude at January 13, 2013 02:16 PM (xSegX)

160 Would like to see Texans win- Brady has enough stuff

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 13, 2013 02:16 PM (8sCoq)

161

75 degrees down here right now. Windows are open, I'm barefooted, the palm trees are swaying gently in the wind, game is on the telly...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at January 13, 2013 02:16 PM (yiIja)

162 I forget the context, but Norm MacDonald once made a joke about OJ Simpson's 'lucky stabbin' hat'

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 13, 2013 02:18 PM (8sCoq)

163 it's 11F here- so, warmer than yesterday

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 13, 2013 02:18 PM (8sCoq)

164 Directv Genie is Hannah Davis. you're welcome. http://bit.ly/X6rP7c

Posted by: Interested at January 13, 2013 02:20 PM (MACNq)

165 Man, the Ray Lewis hate is so thick in here, you could cut it with a knife

I know, you guys are killing me!

I've already burned the suit I was wearing at the time.

Posted by: Mobtown at January 13, 2013 02:21 PM (2rucj)

166

it's 11F here- so, warmer than yesterday

Yeah, everybody was all wrapped up at the Broncos game yesterday. B'Gal says, "Hmm, they look cold." I checked the weather there, temp was 11 degrees.

No thanks.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at January 13, 2013 02:21 PM (yiIja)

167 Turned on the news to watch while eating. Piss Wallace on, almost puked. Had to turn it off.

Posted by: Vic at January 13, 2013 02:23 PM (53z96)

168 Cold? Yes. I just want to warm up enough so the icicles melt off the Christmas lights and I can get them put away. Maybe a couple more weeks. Ugh.

Posted by: Infidel at January 13, 2013 02:24 PM (PyxzI)

169 >Yeah, everybody was all wrapped up at the Broncos game yesterday. B'Gal says, "Hmm, they look cold." I checked the weather there, temp was 11 degrees.

But this being Colorado, it will be near 60 by Wednesday

300 sunny days a year

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 13, 2013 02:24 PM (8sCoq)

170 You know the Patriot Elbow brigade's outfits would make good SH costumes in Champions.....

erm "bunk"

Posted by: sven10077 at January 13, 2013 02:25 PM (LRFds)

171 169 Jones in CO,

and a 1000 moonbats per sunny day

Posted by: sven10077 at January 13, 2013 02:25 PM (LRFds)

172 Those elbows are sharp enough to put someone's eye(s) out.

Posted by: Al at January 13, 2013 02:26 PM (V70Uh)

173 7 deg., 0 deg. windchill. Flu badger don't give a shit.

Posted by: Fritz at January 13, 2013 02:26 PM (w3+gB)

174 Gotta say, I was rooting for the Pats until I saw johnny horseface ketchup in type Pats owners box. Now its Go Houston!!!

Posted by: BurtTC at January 13, 2013 02:27 PM (BeSEI)

175 No comments about the hawt Directv Genie Girl rubbing anything? I know it's a slight deviation from accepted lamp protocol, but come on, y'all.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at January 13, 2013 02:27 PM (yiIja)

176 Like that, muthafuckas!!!!

Posted by: Peaches, Pats fan for life at January 13, 2013 02:28 PM (kpCLl)

177 Jeez! F&%#$n Texans look like they're playing some kinda prevent defense. I am so glad Dallas dumped him.

Posted by: crotchetyoldjarhead at January 13, 2013 02:29 PM (zD2AH)

178 Hannah Davis

Clearly she should be making interesting body prints on that shiny stereo? wtf is that thing.

Posted by: DaveA at January 13, 2013 02:29 PM (I3vTd)

179 Did I just hear CT Sen Blumenthal advocate background checks for ammo purchases on Fox?

Posted by: Fox2! at January 13, 2013 02:31 PM (1Qpmy)

180 No comments about the hawt Directv Genie Girl rubbing anything? I know it's a slight deviation from accepted lamp protocol, but come on, y'all.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit

sorry, did you say something? I was rubbing my...er... cleaning my gun

Posted by: crotchetyoldjarhead at January 13, 2013 02:31 PM (zD2AH)

181 Students who disagree with same-sex marriage to be "counseled" for "mental health needs" under proposed Minnesota law http://tinyurl.com/bgbooo5

Posted by: The Political hat at January 13, 2013 02:31 PM (Vk2pI)

182

We got some of that cold going on here in Ok, too...had a high of 32F today.

But hey, it's winter.

I welcome the cold, though.

It knocks back the bug populations.

I hate it when we have a mild winter that doesn't kill off the ticks and chiggers.

That means the following Spring and Summer will be bugfests.

Posted by: wheatie at January 13, 2013 02:32 PM (fH4X9)

183 What a load of crap . . .

Posted by: Peaches, Pats fan for life at January 13, 2013 02:34 PM (kpCLl)

184 Did I just hear CT Sen Blumenthal advocate background checks for ammo purchases on Fox?

Sounds like he's over his former constituents being raped, murdered and burned alive.

Posted by: Mobtown at January 13, 2013 02:35 PM (2rucj)

185 Now its Go Home, Houston!!!

Posted by: BurtTC at January 13, 2013 06:27 PM (BeSEI)

haha, fify

Posted by: Peaches, Pats fan for life at January 13, 2013 02:37 PM (kpCLl)

186 Yeah that call was crap Peaches, but it couldn't happen to a better coach. I hate Belechek. He personifies turd.

Posted by: crotchetyoldjarhead at January 13, 2013 02:37 PM (zD2AH)

187 Isn't he a Democrat? What is he going to do when we pass a law outlawing Democrats?

Posted by: Vic at January 13, 2013 02:38 PM (53z96)

188 TPH that is some pretty sick stuff. I'm sure home schooling will be on the rise. What do the muzzies think about that?

Posted by: Infidel at January 13, 2013 02:38 PM (PyxzI)

189 health needs" under proposed Minnesota law

http://tinyurl.com/bgbooo5

Posted by: The Political hat at January 13, 2013 06:31 PM (Vk2pI)

I wake up every morning in Bizarro America. Crazy is the new normal.

Posted by: Invictus at January 13, 2013 02:41 PM (OQpzc)

190 @179

Yes. Yes you did. What's another unconstitutional law heaped on the pile of other unconstitutional laws.

All federal gun laws are unconstitutional and any state law or regulation that effectively nulls the 2nd amendment are unconstitutional as well.

Any state law or regulation that is arbitrary or capricious in regards to exercising your 2nd amendment rights are unconstitutional.

In short, the constitution has been a dead letter for a very long time.

The progressives want to make it deaderer!

Posted by: General Woundwort at January 13, 2013 02:41 PM (zOP5o)

191 Crap. What's the score y'all? I'm driving Miss Dasiy and can't check the internets.

Posted by: Prepositions, Fists And Guns at January 13, 2013 02:42 PM (I4o0Z)

192 Why does Belichek dress like a homeless person?

Posted by: Dave in Texas at January 13, 2013 02:43 PM (pUqSw)

193 24-13 New England.

Posted by: navybrat at January 13, 2013 02:43 PM (5NO2z)

194 142 You're right kbdabear!
Did the jets have someone a lot like him in the last 10 years or so? Or am I not going back far enough and thinking of Walker again? Posted by: teej at January 13, 2013 06:06 PM

The Jets had a guy like him in the late 90s and early 00's, Wayne Chrebet

Posted by: kbdabear at January 13, 2013 02:44 PM (wwsoB)

195 Okay, we take up our story with New England up 24-13 with 6:24 left in the third quarter. Houston driving. 2nd & 3 on the Patriots' 43.

Posted by: Looking Glass at January 13, 2013 02:46 PM (g3wOT)

196 192 Why does Belichek dress like a homeless person? Posted by: Dave in Texas at January 13, 2013 06:43 PM

To fool tax auditors in MA

Posted by: kbdabear at January 13, 2013 02:46 PM (wwsoB)

197 >>>Why does Belichek dress like a homeless person?

Because he's hiding out in Brady's basement and those are Gisele's hand-me-downs.

Posted by: Fritz at January 13, 2013 02:46 PM (w3+gB)

198 I don't dislike many teams, but most of them are usually in the playoffs.

Posted by: USS Diversity at January 13, 2013 02:48 PM (MPjT8)

199 Patriots get an interception. Ball was thrown straight to the player.

Posted by: Looking Glass at January 13, 2013 02:48 PM (g3wOT)

200 And by "Driving Miss Daisy" I don't mean driving a car. IYKWIMAITTYD

Posted by: Prepositions, Fists And Guns at January 13, 2013 02:49 PM (I4o0Z)

201 When you can't drop the ball to the opposing you can always throw it to them.

Posted by: DaveA at January 13, 2013 02:49 PM (I3vTd)

202 Ok, Pats will win and that makes three liberal owners (Falcons, 49ers, Pats) vs one conservative owner (Ravens).

Who will it be?

Posted by: Herbert Hymenhopper at January 13, 2013 02:51 PM (kH8Fn)

203

190...All federal gun laws are unconstitutional and any state law or regulation that effectively nulls the 2nd amendment are unconstitutional as well.

Yep.

But they'll still try to slip something through...something sneaky...that will gut the 2nd Am.

Like a Federal Registry.

"Hey, we're not banning guns...we just need to know where they all are."

Blumenthal isn't the only one that's brought up 'Background Checks for Ammo'...some other douches have talked about that idea.

Posted by: wheatie at January 13, 2013 02:52 PM (fH4X9)

204 If you come to the playoffs every year and get beat the first game, you shouldn't be allowed back.

Posted by: USS Diversity at January 13, 2013 02:53 PM (MPjT8)

205 TPH that is some pretty sick stuff. I'm sure home schooling will be on the rise. What do the muzzies think about that? Posted by: Infidel at January 13, 2013 06:38 PM (PyxzI) Since they are also a "protected class," nothing will happen to them. According to the left, only those who expouse "anglo-normative," "hetero-normative," "andro-normative," or "Christo-normative" ideas can be bullies!

Posted by: The Political hat at January 13, 2013 02:54 PM (Vk2pI)

206 Patriots march down the field and score a TD. New England 31 Houston 13 That's probably ballgame. This is all too familiar for fans of Houston sports teams. At least they led for a while early.

Posted by: Looking Glass at January 13, 2013 02:54 PM (g3wOT)

207 Texas ain't got nothing but steers and queers!

(not original)

Posted by: Herbert Hymenhopper at January 13, 2013 02:55 PM (kH8Fn)

208 >Why does Belichek dress like a homeless person?

Posted by: Dave in Texas at January 13, 2013 06:43 PM (pUqSw)

he doesn't like that the NFL tells coaches what they must wear on the sidelines, so he always takes the scissors to something

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 13, 2013 02:56 PM (8sCoq)

209 Why does Belichek dress like a homeless person?

Posted by: Dave in Texas at January 13, 2013 06:43 PM (pUqSw)

Same reason a dog licks his bawls, DiT! Because he can!!

Posted by: Peaches, Pats fan for life at January 13, 2013 02:59 PM (kpCLl)

210 Elbows, asses and thighs, oh my!

Posted by: The Man from Athens at January 13, 2013 03:01 PM (RXQ2T)

211 @208

I agree. What a fucking slob.

Course, in Massachusetts, he is "dressed up".

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at January 13, 2013 03:01 PM (tWFaN)

212 Reading further on the Minnisota porposed law, it would advise "teachers not to call students 'boys and girls,' on grounds this can create "internal dissonance" in some children" This is the same idiocy that Sweden is pulling!

Posted by: The Political hat at January 13, 2013 03:01 PM (Vk2pI)

213 Texans 4th and a foot at the end of the 3rd quarter. They go for it, and barely make it, at their own 24. Challenge flag! Long lucrative commercial break while the tension builds.

Posted by: Looking Glass at January 13, 2013 03:03 PM (g3wOT)

214 Anyone else sick of the CBS promo's? I don't watch TV, but the idiots in the promos really depress me. Two broke girls? What are they hookers, or just dressing like them? Two fat people talking about tea?

People really watch this crap?

We are so fucked.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at January 13, 2013 03:03 PM (tWFaN)

215 Turn out the lights. The party's over......

Posted by: "Dandy" Don Meredith at January 13, 2013 03:04 PM (V70Uh)

216 G'ma was smart. She bought IBM stock in the '60's. Wish she was still here.

Posted by: Infidel at January 13, 2013 03:04 PM (PyxzI)

217 @215 "Dandy" Don Meredith You're late.

Posted by: Looking Glass at January 13, 2013 03:04 PM (g3wOT)

218 So let's see the only people advertising on this thing? Phone companies and Ford?

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at January 13, 2013 03:05 PM (S1INM)

219 >Reading further on the Minnisota porposed law, it would advise "teachers not to call students 'boys and girls,'

what should they call them- peniles and vaginals?

tabs n slots?

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 13, 2013 03:05 PM (8sCoq)

220 1st down confirmed. Like it matters. New England wants a long clock killing drive and Houston just may give it to them.

Posted by: Looking Glass at January 13, 2013 03:05 PM (g3wOT)

221 Oh yeah and IBM. Why? What does IBM sell to consumers? Nothing. Free tickets to the super bowl is why. They will give them out to their government contract people and deduct the ad expense.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at January 13, 2013 03:07 PM (tWFaN)

222 This game sucks. Unless the Texans pull their head out, it won't be as exciting as the early games this weekend.

Posted by: Infidel at January 13, 2013 03:07 PM (PyxzI)

223 CDC reports epidemic of anal leakage in Houston . . .

Posted by: Peaches, Pats fan for life at January 13, 2013 03:07 PM (kpCLl)

224 Houston was always a pretender - just like Milt Romney you fucking moronic Bubble-Dwellers.

Posted by: Herbert Hymenhopper at January 13, 2013 03:07 PM (kH8Fn)

225 Testing again.

Posted by: Trimegistus at January 13, 2013 03:08 PM (+1IUe)

226 Yeah, baby!!!!!!

Posted by: Peaches, Pats fan for life at January 13, 2013 03:09 PM (kpCLl)

227 Texans you suck.

Posted by: USS Diversity at January 13, 2013 03:09 PM (MPjT8)

228 Oh, great... and here I thought that the Texans might still have a chance.

Posted by: Insert Clever Name Here at January 13, 2013 03:09 PM (SS8WM)

229 UG! Tammy Brady can do no wrong. #sad

Posted by: Moana at January 13, 2013 03:09 PM (QRoQU)

230

Houston seems to be stuck at 13 points...

And on 01/13/13.

Posted by: wheatie at January 13, 2013 03:09 PM (fH4X9)

231 Picture perfect throw and catch.

Posted by: ontherocks at January 13, 2013 03:09 PM (aZ6ew)

232

This is the same idiocy that Sweden is pulling!

They're ignoring the majority who subsribe to the heteronormative nuclear family comprised of a mother and a father.

Hence the kids.

BTW, with that touchdown, this game is OVAH!

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at January 13, 2013 03:09 PM (yiIja)

233 Wait, don't you have to touch the ground with your feet in the endzone?

Posted by: Infidel at January 13, 2013 03:09 PM (PyxzI)

234 Keep it classy Pats fans. Jeez. Sore winners.

Posted by: AnnieOakley at January 13, 2013 03:09 PM (siPSm)

235 Time to start piling on and running up the score, boys! Let's get 'er done, you know Ray Lewis is watching. Weeping. Kissing his career goodbye. bwahahahahaha!

Posted by: Peaches, Pats fan for life at January 13, 2013 03:10 PM (kpCLl)

236 Wait, don't you have to touch the ground with your feet in the endzone?

Posted by: Infidel at January 13, 2013 07:09 PM (PyxzI)

That's for a reception. For a run, you have to break the plane.

Posted by: Peaches, Pats fan for life at January 13, 2013 03:11 PM (kpCLl)

237 Has Troy Palofukyou come out of the closet yet?

Posted by: CraigPoe at January 13, 2013 03:12 PM (BVkEs)

238 NE scores, goes up 38-13 early in the 4th quarter.

Posted by: Looking Glass at January 13, 2013 03:12 PM (g3wOT)

239 @233

Yankees. You are surprised?

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at January 13, 2013 03:13 PM (tWFaN)

240 Well then they need some of that spongy Disney shit in their shoes!

Posted by: Infidel at January 13, 2013 03:13 PM (PyxzI)

241 All Houston needs is three quick touchdowns to make the game interesting again. Today's early game was like yesterday's early game. Today's late game is like yesterday's late game.

Posted by: Looking Glass at January 13, 2013 03:14 PM (g3wOT)

242 Well, since the game's a blowout, I can switch to the Aussie Open with no guilt.

Three minutes in and I want to slap the shit out of Sharapova because of the shrieking.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at January 13, 2013 03:14 PM (Gk3SS)

243 If New England maintains their lead, they will win

Posted by: Dan Dierdorf at January 13, 2013 03:14 PM (8sCoq)

244 It's gotten too boring now. CBS is going to wish they hah had the first game. I'm off to watch Dowtown Abbey

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at January 13, 2013 03:15 PM (e8kgV)

245 Out comes the Red Flag of Challenge!

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at January 13, 2013 03:15 PM (yiIja)

246 The receiver was definitely on the ground

Posted by: Dan Dierdorf at January 13, 2013 03:16 PM (8sCoq)

247 I'm hoping for a 52-13 final.

Posted by: Herbert Hymenhopper at January 13, 2013 03:17 PM (kH8Fn)

248 Whoever can put up the most points will win the game.

Posted by: Dan Dierdork at January 13, 2013 03:17 PM (kpCLl)

249 246 I'm hoping for a 52-13 final.

Posted by: Herbert Hymenhopper at January 13, 2013 07:17 PM (kH8Fn)

That's gotta be a record for being wrong.

Posted by: Tami[/i] at January 13, 2013 03:18 PM (X6akg)

250 Your Miss America

http://is.gd/qEmI4c

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 13, 2013 03:19 PM (8sCoq)

251 OK, from now on, a touchdown has to be in the endzone, but it only counts after the mascot is given noogies by the kicker after chasing a blonde cheerleader around to the opponent's sideline.

Posted by: Calvin the Quarterback with the score at 37 to Q at January 13, 2013 03:19 PM (yiIja)

252 .

Posted by: Marcel Marceau at January 13, 2013 03:19 PM (jucos)

253 Houston needs a Lotta points. Do they try an onside kick?

Posted by: crotchetyoldjarhead at January 13, 2013 03:20 PM (EjpKz)

254 Houston needs a Lotta points. Do they try an onside kick?

roflmao!!!

Posted by: Peaches at January 13, 2013 03:21 PM (kpCLl)

255 Hey could we have a few more commercials?

Posted by: ontherocks at January 13, 2013 03:21 PM (aZ6ew)

256 Anyone see the new unveiling of the 2014 Corvette? Fuck GM and I can't afford it but holy shit is one sexy piece of metal.

Almost as good as my new FR-S. lol

Posted by: DangerGirl at January 13, 2013 03:21 PM (GrtrJ)

257 I can picture a scenario of Houston coming back and winning this game if they score a lot of points in the next 11 minutes.

Posted by: Dan Dierdorf at January 13, 2013 03:21 PM (jucos)

258 I know the NFL doesn't allow their coaches to wear suits anymore (stupid ass rule), but does Bill Belichick always have to look like a hobo on a 3-day bender?

Posted by: Icedog at January 13, 2013 03:22 PM (PTS+l)

259 "FBI foils plot to assassinate Ethiopian journalist in Boston"

Hyperlink fail

Posted by: boulder hobo at January 13, 2013 03:22 PM (QTHTd)

260 Of course, the new Corvette will have windows

Posted by: Dan Dierdorf at January 13, 2013 03:22 PM (8sCoq)

261 242 If New England maintains their lead, they will win

Posted by: Dan Dierdorf at January 13, 2013 07:14 PM (8sCoq)

So, they won't need a Trillion Dollar coin?

Posted by: Injuin Blackfoot Barry, the one who eats dogs at January 13, 2013 03:22 PM (tWFaN)

262 I know the NFL doesn't allow their coaches to wear suits anymore (stupid ass rule), but doesBill Belichick always have to look like a hobo on a 3-day bender? Posted by: Icedog at January 13, 2013 07:22 PM (PTS+l) --------------------------------------------------------- It's part of my impish charm beyotch!

Posted by: Bill Bellicheat at January 13, 2013 03:23 PM (jucos)

263 Hey Dan Dierdorf, I hear the great thing about the 2014 Corvette is that it will be newer than the 2013 Corvette!

Posted by: DangerGirl at January 13, 2013 03:23 PM (GrtrJ)

264 >Hey Dan Dierdorf, I hear the great thing about the 2014 Corvette is that it will be newer than the 2013 Corvette!

Clearly- the older models are older

Posted by: Dan Dierdorf at January 13, 2013 03:25 PM (8sCoq)

265 257 I know the NFL doesn't allow their coaches to wear suits anymore (stupid ass rule), but doesBill Belichick always have to look like a hobo on a 3-day bender?

He's a Yankee in the hood!

Lombardi would be embarrassed.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at January 13, 2013 03:25 PM (tWFaN)

266 With all the crazy shit going on with the games this weekend, who knows.....

Posted by: Icedog at January 13, 2013 03:25 PM (PTS+l)

267 262 Hey Dan Dierdorf, I hear the great thing about the 2014 Corvette is that it will be newer than the 2013 Corvette!

It will still be the car of choice for slutty 40 year old secretaries.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at January 13, 2013 03:26 PM (tWFaN)

268 Miss America? That is the doom. Wish I were older so I didn't have to worry about it or younger so I had the stamina to fight harder.

Posted by: Infidel at January 13, 2013 03:27 PM (PyxzI)

269 Whenever I hear "NFL coach" I instantly think of Tom Landry and his always-present fedora. True professional.

Posted by: Icedog at January 13, 2013 03:27 PM (PTS+l)

270 In Vail, high today? TWO degrees. Watching football all day was a good decision. Currently MINUS FOUR.

I don't think I would enjoy Moscow much.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at January 13, 2013 03:29 PM (tWFaN)

271 Whenever I hear "NFL coach" I instantly think of Tom Landry and his always-present fedora. True professional. Posted by: Icedog at January 13, 2013 07:27 PM (PTS+l) ------------------------------------------------------------ Bud Grant. Wiseman and sage. Told his players that excessive celebration is not allowed. "Act like you've been there before".... were his exact words. True class act.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 13, 2013 03:30 PM (jucos)

272 YOUR TWO MINUTE SUCKS HOUSTON!!!!!

Posted by: General Woundwort at January 13, 2013 03:31 PM (zOP5o)

273 what if the other major sports were like baseball, where the manager wears the same outfit as the players?

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 13, 2013 03:31 PM (8sCoq)

274

In Vail, high today? TWO degrees. Watching football all day was a good decision. Currently MINUS FOUR.
======

When I'm up there I always think of the 1800s miners and ranchers going through that kind of weather.

Posted by: USS Diversity at January 13, 2013 03:32 PM (MPjT8)

275 bud grant also didn't think he had to get his players ready for the superbowl.

Posted by: Uncle Jed at January 13, 2013 03:32 PM (AVfT8)

276 Time for the players to return to their cells.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at January 13, 2013 03:32 PM (RXQ2T)

277 272 what if the other major sports were like baseball, where the manager wears the same outfit as the players?

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 13, 2013 07:31 PM (8sCoq)

What would his number be and would he have to wear a helmet on the sidelines? he he

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at January 13, 2013 03:33 PM (tWFaN)

278

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 13, 2013 07:31 PM (8sCoq)

Nobody would watch Rick Majerus' games?

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 13, 2013 03:33 PM (ZshNr)

279 bud grant also didn't think he had to get his players ready for the superbowl. Posted by: Uncle Jed at January 13, 2013 07:32 PM (AVfT

------------------------------------------------------- That is true. Sad. He is still kicking it in MN. Mid 80's and still looks like he did when he coached. He coached some great teams.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 13, 2013 03:33 PM (jucos)

280 Bud Grant. Wiseman and sage. Told his players that excessive celebration is not allowed. "Act like you've been there before".... were his exact words. True class act.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 13, 2013 07:30 PM (jucos)

Something today's players -get away from me so I can be alone in the spotlight - could learn. Always loved it when Barry Sanders would just flip the ball to the ref, like saying "No sense in celebrating...I'll be here again soon'

Posted by: Red Shirt at January 13, 2013 03:33 PM (FIDMq)

281 There is no such thing as cold weather, just insufficient clothing.

Posted by: Ronster at January 13, 2013 03:33 PM (JgkPs)

282 he lives in wi

Posted by: Uncle Jed at January 13, 2013 03:34 PM (AVfT8)

283 When I'm up there I always think of the 1800s miners and ranchers going through that kind of weather.

Posted by: USS Diversity at January 13, 2013 07:32 PM (MPjT

I suspect next to Alaska, CO would be a piece of cake. It does amaze me that shit works in this cold. I can not imagine the Arctic Circle.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at January 13, 2013 03:34 PM (S1INM)

284 he lives in wi Posted by: Uncle Jed at January 13, 2013 07:34 PM (AVfT

------------------------------------------------------ I sit corrected.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 13, 2013 03:35 PM (jucos)

285 These games don't die. The League made a deal with the Devil.

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 13, 2013 03:37 PM (ZshNr)

286 Adam Schefter ‏@AdamSchefter

As @ProFootballTalk reported, Pats TE Rob Gronkowski is out for season after breaking his forearm again.

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 13, 2013 03:37 PM (8sCoq)

287 O.M.G. Houston has no sense of urgency

Posted by: crotchetyoldjarhead at January 13, 2013 03:37 PM (TggD9)

288 Little Infidel just told me it's supposed to get down to 17 below. Fk. Where is ManBearPig when you need him?

Posted by: Infidel at January 13, 2013 03:37 PM (PyxzI)

289 currently 37F in Anchorage

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 13, 2013 03:38 PM (8sCoq)

290 the cold keeps out the riff raff and kills the bugs; which is the same thing i guess...

Posted by: Uncle Jed at January 13, 2013 03:38 PM (AVfT8)

291 Don't worry, we have it set up so Lewis gets another Super Bowl.

Posted by: ESPN/Officiating Complex at January 13, 2013 03:39 PM (MPjT8)

292 Bud Grant also won 2 championships as a player with the Minneapolis Lakers.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 13, 2013 03:39 PM (jucos)

293 287 infidel, He's trying to hide wuwt from spreading the truth about 1%

Posted by: sven10077 at January 13, 2013 03:40 PM (LRFds)

294 I never thought the 'banana belt' of Colorado would be colder than Alaska in winter.

Posted by: Infidel at January 13, 2013 03:40 PM (PyxzI)

295 bud was a stud back in the day, no doubt. he's a canuck by birth iirc.

Posted by: Uncle Jed at January 13, 2013 03:40 PM (AVfT8)

296 Looks like I am going to get another stab at the Patriots

Posted by: Ray Lewis at January 13, 2013 03:40 PM (jucos)

297 THAT WAS COMPLETE BULLSHIT!!!

Posted by: General Woundwort at January 13, 2013 03:41 PM (zOP5o)

298

The Inuit have no word for 'cold'.

But they have over words for 'elbows'.

Posted by: garrett at January 13, 2013 03:42 PM (7Kjey)

299

What I can't have numbers, now?

There was supposed to be a 50 in there.

Posted by: garrett at January 13, 2013 03:42 PM (7Kjey)

300

THAT WAS COMPLETE BULLSHIT!!!

========

Quiet, you.

Posted by: ESPN/Officiating Complex at January 13, 2013 03:42 PM (MPjT8)

301 > I never thought the 'banana belt' of Colorado would be colder than Alaska in winter.

that's just down by the coast- warm Pacific waters

up on the North Slope it is a frozen hellscape of death

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 13, 2013 03:43 PM (8sCoq)

302 speaking of taking your date to appleebees: http://tinyurl.com/b8e4lcd

Posted by: Uncle Jed at January 13, 2013 03:43 PM (AVfT8)

303

Sven, aha. I called Dish yesterday and asked if they were going to drop Current/Algazeera. They are either ignorant or hiding.

Bush 1 still in hospital. Geez.

Posted by: Infidel at January 13, 2013 03:43 PM (PyxzI)

304 Off, Calvin foot-glove.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at January 13, 2013 03:44 PM (yiIja)

305 I thought I saw Gigilo Kerry in the owners box behind Bob Kraft and his creepy son Jonathan.

Posted by: soothsayer at January 13, 2013 03:44 PM (vzLhi)

306 Houston keeping themselves within range. Down 38-28 with 3:33 left in the 4th. Too bad the Patriots are driving, inside the Texans 20.

Posted by: Looking Glass at January 13, 2013 03:44 PM (g3wOT)

307 I thought I saw Gigilo Kerry in the owners box behind Bob Kraft and his creepy son Jonathan. Posted by: soothsayer at January 13, 2013 07:44 PM (vzLhi) --------------------------------------------------------- You did. Our new Secretariat of State.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 13, 2013 03:46 PM (jucos)

308 "he's a canuck by birth iirc."

Nope, again a Wisconsinite.

Posted by: lowandslow at January 13, 2013 03:47 PM (GZitp)

309 Lawdy, that second woman in that Geico ad has teh scary eyebrows.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at January 13, 2013 03:47 PM (yiIja)

310 "So, why the long face?"

Posted by: John Elway at January 13, 2013 03:49 PM (yiIja)

311 that's why i put in the iirc; think he played semi pro roundball in ontario, again iirc

Posted by: Uncle Jed at January 13, 2013 03:50 PM (AVfT8)

312
@288

WTF It's warmer in Alaska than CO?

I blame global warming, Al Gore or the Russians.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at January 13, 2013 03:51 PM (S1INM)

313 I think Bud Grant was in "The Wild Bunch", alongside a young Brian Dennehy

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 13, 2013 03:51 PM (8sCoq)

314 OK why does it take a woman 30 minutes to put on make up to go to a restaurant that she will know NO ONE? She trolling me at dinner?

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at January 13, 2013 03:52 PM (tWFaN)

315 well, in that case I no longer like the Patriots and now I want them to fail. I don't support anyone who sligns themselves with totalitarians.

Posted by: soothsayer at January 13, 2013 03:52 PM (KwX0v)

316 being an understudy to the dennehey is quite a notch on the belt. go to reedit and read that first date at apple bees article. i nearly peed my pants.

Posted by: Uncle Jed at January 13, 2013 03:52 PM (AVfT8)

317 309 "So, why the long face?"

Posted by: John Elway at January 13, 2013 07:49 PM (yiIja)

Saddle up and let me tell ya a story

Posted by: Sarah J Parker at January 13, 2013 03:53 PM (FIDMq)

318 Bud Grant was born in Superior WI.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 13, 2013 03:53 PM (jucos)

319 Well hopefully the Pats get spanked next weekend.

Posted by: Infidel at January 13, 2013 03:53 PM (PyxzI)

320

I don't support anyone who sligns themselves with totalitarians.

Better ditch the entire NFL then. Goodell is an Obama rumpswab.

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 13, 2013 03:54 PM (ZshNr)

321 Bud Grant played football for the Blue Bombers in Canada after he left the Eagles.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 13, 2013 03:54 PM (jucos)

322 Who said the Raven's owner is a not-lefty?

Posted by: ESPN/Officiating Complex at January 13, 2013 03:54 PM (MPjT8)

323 >>>OK why does it take a woman 30 minutes to put on make up to go to a restaurant that she will know NO ONE? She trolling me at dinner?

You're just a prop, buddy. Face it, she's working you like Belichek working a cheat cam.

Posted by: Phil Simms at January 13, 2013 03:55 PM (w3+gB)

324 Phil Simms has trouble with math.

Posted by: Ronster at January 13, 2013 03:55 PM (JgkPs)

325 so was Richard Bong, the most highly decorated fighter ace of wwii, iirc.

Posted by: Uncle Jed at January 13, 2013 03:55 PM (AVfT8)

326

OK why does it take a woman 30 minutes to put on make up to go to a
restaurant that she will know NO ONE?

=====

As far as you know.

Posted by: ESPN/Officiating Complex at January 13, 2013 03:57 PM (MPjT8)

327 Sven, aha. I called Dish yesterday and asked if they were going to drop Current/Algazeera. They are either ignorant or hiding. I don't know how Current got on in the first place. Are they like NBC/Universal and Dish pays them to be on? Are they like the religious channels and pay to be on? I really don't see Dish shelling out money to get al Jazeera.

Posted by: AmishDude at January 13, 2013 03:57 PM (xSegX)

328 That was a truly, truly pathetic end.

Where was the urgency!

Why did they waste so much time at the goal line?

Why were they just dumping it in the middle of the field?

Terrible Houston, Terrible!

Posted by: General Woundwort at January 13, 2013 03:57 PM (zOP5o)

329 notice how i got youse guys to do the actual research for me? that's partner material right there.

Posted by: Uncle Jed at January 13, 2013 03:58 PM (AVfT8)

330 @322

You're just a prop, buddy. Face it, she's working you like Belichek working a cheat cam.

Posted by: Phil Simms at January 13, 2013 07:55 PM (w3+gB)

Yeah, after 30 years with her, I know. Still not pleased.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at January 13, 2013 03:58 PM (tWFaN)

331 A study into how porn affects men had to be scrapped and radically rethought after experts failed to find any young men who had not watched it. Originally researchers at the University of Montreal wanted to compare the behavior of men who viewed sexually explicit material with those who had never looked at it all. Professor Simon Louis Lajeunesse says he had to drastically rethink his study after failing to find any male volunteers who had never viewed porn.

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at January 13, 2013 04:00 PM (e8kgV)

332 It is -25 at Thule AFB right now with a windchill of -45. Could be worse.

Posted by: Invictus at January 13, 2013 04:00 PM (OQpzc)

333 Oh well, Ravens next weekend.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at January 13, 2013 04:01 PM (yiIja)

334 Amish Dude,

Actually I can easily see NBC happily giving AJ money, and AJ giving said money to the IJ or IB.

Fact is the darker angels in my nature think the democrats are going to get more and more overt about allying openly with radical islam.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 13, 2013 04:01 PM (LRFds)

335

I really don't see Dish shelling out money to get al Jazeera.

Imma call this week during business hours and see if I can actually get a straight answer. If not, I'm done with the.

Posted by: Infidel at January 13, 2013 04:02 PM (PyxzI)

336 330 Islamic Rage Boy,

Good luck finding women who don't watch it either.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 13, 2013 04:02 PM (LRFds)

337 Shweeeeet!!!! We're going to the show. I think we have a new ring. 'Cause Tom Terrific can teach that Kaepernick a thing or two about the game. No guarantees, however. Fuck, I drank so much I now have a headache. Ugh.

Posted by: Peaches at January 13, 2013 04:02 PM (kpCLl)

338 334 Infidel,

I am dropping Comcast within the month probably if I hear ANYTHING decent about a pure ISP that is moving in.

Basically I am willing to sacrifice some bandwith to have NBC out of my life.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 13, 2013 04:03 PM (LRFds)

339 I am ow in the position of rooting for whomever in the NFC goes to the dance to destroy the AFC....

Ideally SMOD will hit Rayenthal and Belly Ache

Posted by: sven10077 at January 13, 2013 04:04 PM (LRFds)

340 I think SF beats ATL

BAL beats NE by injuring so many of their players, they are unable to continue

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 13, 2013 04:05 PM (8sCoq)

341 Funny thing about porn. Erica Jong nailed it when she said "After 5 minutes, I want to fuck. After 10 minutes, I never want to see it again."

I had a colleague that once remarked "Watching people mate is like watching people eat." So so true.

Posted by: Al at January 13, 2013 04:05 PM (V70Uh)

342 can we haz new anti-nfl thrad plz?

Posted by: soothsayer at January 13, 2013 04:05 PM (1WM2H)

343 That fbi foils plot thing in the sidebar goes to amazon tsa toy.

Posted by: Invictus at January 13, 2013 04:06 PM (OQpzc)

344

They were tough ladies, such beautiful legs. And John (the Brahmin) Kerry in the owners box.

Life is good for Mr. Brady. A hall of fame career, children by two different women, a millionaire, and married to a Brazilian super model. Hope he appreciates it.

Posted by: deepred at January 13, 2013 04:07 PM (YmACv)

345 Think I am going to the Roku thing. Pay for what I want not all the garbage they put in the packages.

Posted by: Infidel at January 13, 2013 04:08 PM (PyxzI)

346 And three Superbowl rings.

Posted by: deepred at January 13, 2013 04:09 PM (YmACv)

347 I think SF beats ATL

I think that's a given.

BAL beats NE by injuring so many of their players, they are unable to continue

I'd like a hit of whatever you're smoking.

Posted by: Peaches at January 13, 2013 04:09 PM (kpCLl)

348 I wonder if Tom Brady will ever do a "Richard Cory".

Posted by: Al at January 13, 2013 04:09 PM (V70Uh)

349 I can hardly wait for truly objective news with the AL Jazeera slant. Not sure I will be able to tell the difference between that and NYT, except for the overt killing the Joooos segments.

Posted by: Hrothgar - LIB or SMOD (for the Children) at January 13, 2013 04:10 PM (Cnqmv)

350

I had a colleague that once remarked "Watching people mate is like watching people eat." So so true.

If you see one boobeh, you've seen them both.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at January 13, 2013 04:10 PM (yiIja)

351 then in the Super Bowl Baltimore opens the game by ripping the arms and legs off the SF players- Ray Lewis bites the head off a SF cheerleader and gnaws on her skull, and Ed Reed climbs into the stands and rips a fan's heart out of his chest and shows it to him before the man dies

meanwhile the rest of the Ravens take up pikes and halberds and kill the rest of the 49ers players before setting the Super Dome ablaze before disappearing into the Louisiana bayous

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 13, 2013 04:10 PM (8sCoq)

352 OMG they are bringing back the Dodge Dart. LOL.

Posted by: Infidel at January 13, 2013 04:11 PM (PyxzI)

353 Think I am going to the Roku thing. Pay for what I want not all the garbage they put in the packages. Posted by: Infidel at January 13, 2013 08:08 PM (PyxzI) Go for the high end package--their low end remotes SUCK!

Posted by: Hrothgar - LIB or SMOD (for the Children) at January 13, 2013 04:11 PM (Cnqmv)

354 Posted by: Jones in CO at January 13, 2013 08:10 PM (8sCoq) ------------------------------------------------------- Still sore over the Bronco's loss?

Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 13, 2013 04:12 PM (jucos)

355 348 Hrothgar,

Indeed...

and the left and the Jihadis sat at the table and bargained for so long one could not tell humans from pigs.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 13, 2013 04:12 PM (LRFds)

356 Hrothgar- Have been trying to do some research, but they don't give much up in the way of info.

Posted by: Infidel at January 13, 2013 04:13 PM (PyxzI)

357 301 speaking of taking your date to appleebees:

http://tinyurl.com/b8e4lcd

Posted by: Uncle Jed at January 13, 2013 07:43 PM (AVfT

DUDE, YOU WERE SPYIN ON ME?

*sob*

Posted by: chemjeff at January 13, 2013 04:13 PM (BBWjt)

358 350 Jones in CO,

The media intones that Rayenthal is a role model and a good spokesperson for "god" and greatest ever....

blah blah....

I wish people would grasp that 'god" to Rayenthal is in all likelihood Cthulu.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 13, 2013 04:14 PM (LRFds)

359 .Still sore over the Bronco's loss?

Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 13, 2013 08:12 PM (jucos)

nah- I've got way bigger problems than who wins or loses a football game

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 13, 2013 04:14 PM (8sCoq)

360 OMG they are bringing back the Dodge Dart. LOL. Posted by: Infidel at January 13, 2013 08:11 PM (PyxzI) ----------------------------------------------------------- My brother had a Dodge Dart. 1972 I believe. Straight 6. Practically indestructable. I believe the motor was still good but the body rusted off the frame. The car was very pedestrian though.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 13, 2013 04:14 PM (jucos)

361 I had a '72 monza. Ack. Had trucks ever since.

Posted by: Infidel at January 13, 2013 04:16 PM (PyxzI)

362 Ima go pass out until Good Wife comes on . . . Life Is Good!!!

Posted by: Peaches at January 13, 2013 04:17 PM (kpCLl)

363 Wasn't there a '71 Dodge Dart with a hemi?

Posted by: Al at January 13, 2013 04:17 PM (V70Uh)

364 313 --- "OK why does it take a woman 30 minutes to put on make up to go to a restaurant that she will know NO ONE? " Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at January 13, 2013 07:52 PM (tWFaN) Oh, please. I've never spent 30 minutes putting on make-up in my life. I save that time for picking out shoes.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 13, 2013 04:17 PM (C8mVl)

365 Posted by: Infidel at January 13, 2013 08:13 PM (PyxzI) I bought the low end roku and it does work and has a lot of built in "apps", but the remote reminds me of the chinese junk of days of yore. If I could afford it today, I would buy the high end version with 1080p support. You can buy through AoS Amazon.

Posted by: Hrothgar - LIB or SMOD (for the Children) at January 13, 2013 04:17 PM (Cnqmv)

366 I think I'd rather watch people screw than eat. Especially if the screwee looked like Kate Upton.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 13, 2013 04:18 PM (jucos)

367

My brother had a Dodge Dart. 1972 I believe. Straight 6. Practically indestructable. I believe the motor was still good but the body rusted off the frame. The car was very pedestrian though.

Had a buddy who had one, same configuration, 3-speed on the column. He's put it in first gear, mash the throttle to the floor, then dump the clutch. Barely made a sound from the tires, but lurched forward obediently. We tried to kill that car, but couldn't.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at January 13, 2013 04:18 PM (yiIja)

368 the 68 Dart could be ordered with a 426 Hemi

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 13, 2013 04:19 PM (8sCoq)

369 Mom had a dart, I loved that car so much I bought a '71 Maverick.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 13, 2013 04:20 PM (LRFds)

370 I will keep that in mind Hrothger. Thanks for the info.

Posted by: Infidel at January 13, 2013 04:22 PM (PyxzI)

371 Mom had a dart, I loved that car so much I bought a '71 Maverick. Posted by: sven10077 at January 13, 2013 08:20 PM (LRFds) --------------------------------------------------------- Hahahaha. I actually had a Mercury Comet for about 5 months. I think it was a '74. Stripped down to the bare minimum. Didn't even have power steering.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 13, 2013 04:28 PM (jucos)

372 Has anyone thought about a Harbaugh vs Harbaugh Superbowl?
Could be epic.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 13, 2013 04:30 PM (jlngc)

373 371 Village Idiot's Apprentice,

almost as intriguing as Ryan v Ryan would be....

Posted by: sven10077 at January 13, 2013 04:36 PM (LRFds)

374 Peaches, if you're still here, we are not fake Internet friends until about midnight next Sunday. TFB is going down! Or, we lose by 28. Either way, should be fun.

Posted by: DC in Towson at January 13, 2013 04:40 PM (jIaZt)

375 Posted by: DC in Towson at January 13, 2013 08:40 PM (jIaZt) ------------------------------------------------------- Tell her DC!

Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 13, 2013 04:41 PM (jucos)

376 371 Has anyone thought about a Harbaugh vs Harbaugh Superbowl? Could be epic. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 13, 2013 08:30 PM (jlngc) Yeah, this time last year. *chokes back tears*

Posted by: DC in Towson at January 13, 2013 04:42 PM (jIaZt)

377 Jeff: I thought you were the author of that article!

Posted by: Uncle Jed at January 13, 2013 04:49 PM (AVfT8)

378

What's the difference between a husband and a boyfriend?

About 45 minutes.

Posted by: ALH at January 13, 2013 04:54 PM (eqV3Q)

379 365I think I'd rather watch people screw than eat. Especially if the screwee looked like Kate Upton.

Posted by: Truck Monkey

I'd watch the Dish TV genie....

Posted by: crotchetyoldjarhead at January 13, 2013 04:59 PM (pUkWs)

380 Hmmm, just saw a promo for a new show called "The Americans". Some cursory research shows me that the show's creators are asking us to "root for the KGB, enough time has passed " to have a show based on the Soviet point of view. (The show is is set in 1981 and is about Soviet sleeper agents in the USA). I think I'll pass. I'll wait for the sypathetic Nazis or Al Queda hour.

Posted by: Libtardo at January 13, 2013 05:02 PM (LKr5H)

381 Insty reports a possible burglary in NY state with a connection to that newspaper releasing the addresses of gun owners.

Posted by: eman at January 13, 2013 05:04 PM (tBnjP)

382

What's the difference between a husband and a boyfriend?
About 45 minutes.

Don't recall your nic, but ROFLMAO!

Posted by: Infidel at January 13, 2013 05:08 PM (PyxzI)

383 How many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One....men will screw anything.

Posted by: ALH at January 13, 2013 05:10 PM (eqV3Q)

384 379 Libtardo,

It's coming...one day he will openly admit he is a communist and 75% of democrats will cheer.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 13, 2013 05:14 PM (LRFds)

385

I call the current occupant of the White House "Zero". I cannot abide the fellow.

Posted by: ALH at January 13, 2013 05:19 PM (eqV3Q)

386 Posted by: sven10077 at January 13, 2013 09:14 PM (LRFds)

The indoctrination of children continues as part of the plan. I got a copy of my grandson's math worksheet on "The Distributive Property", which had the lesson title "Distribute the Wealth".

It is way past time to home school, people!

Posted by: Hrothgar - LIB or SMOD (for the Children) at January 13, 2013 05:19 PM (Cnqmv)

387 AD Sidebar...

http://www.americandigest.org/

His wife fell thru a sidewalk.

Posted by: sTevo at January 13, 2013 05:20 PM (VMcEw)

388 I sent my kids to private Christian schools. Money well spent.

Posted by: ALH at January 13, 2013 05:21 PM (eqV3Q)

389 >I call the current occupant of the White House "Zero". I cannot abide the fellow.

I call him 'the Present'. No 'ID'.

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 13, 2013 05:28 PM (8sCoq)

390 can anyone direct me to the recent ace o spades material (or link) re the falklands situation comparing British military strength 80s to today?

Posted by: pashmr at January 13, 2013 05:32 PM (bXD0J)

391 you're all watching the Golden Globes, aren't you

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 13, 2013 05:33 PM (8sCoq)

392 387 Money well spent, I think you will not regret it

Posted by: Hrothgar at January 13, 2013 05:35 PM (Cnqmv)

393 Na, just got done cleaning kitchen, now clean pellet stove and hunker down with a movie.

Posted by: Infidel at January 13, 2013 05:39 PM (PyxzI)

394 I had a 72 Maverick, went around a curve one night doing around 50 mph and the rear leaf springs finally separated from the unibody from rust. Back end just shitted out from the car and I rolled about three times, ended up upside down in the ditch. There was a car behind me but it just kept on going, must have thought I was dead and didn't have the stomach for it. Had my belt on and was unscathed, but it was quite the ride for minute.

Posted by: lowandslow at January 13, 2013 05:40 PM (GZitp)

395 Jones....the wife is. The price for watching football all weekend. Though she's not enjoying my extreme sarcasm.

Posted by: Libtardo at January 13, 2013 05:40 PM (JxJPF)

396 Nicholas Cage is stealing cars on AMC. He sure made a lot of B movies. My favorite was "Raising Arizona", I liked the Nathan Arizona character the best, He gave off a Republican vibe.

Posted by: ALH at January 13, 2013 05:41 PM (eqV3Q)

397 Bourne has issued an ultimatum on TNTHD

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 13, 2013 05:43 PM (8sCoq)

398 A reporter asked Bill Clinton, "How's Hillary's head?" Bill replied, "Well, she's no Monica."

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 13, 2013 05:44 PM (8sCoq)

399 i love nicholas cage in valley girls and ghost rider

Posted by: phoenixgirl at January 13, 2013 05:44 PM (GVxQo)

400 Real quick: I was at the Falcons-Seahawks game today at da Dome. It was raucous. And the Seahawk fans appreciated my offer of consolation hugs. Good sports those Pacific Northwesterners.

Posted by: Mister Christopher at January 13, 2013 05:46 PM (DQhAB)

401 OK who's moving to Citadel?

Posted by: ESPN/Officiating Complex at January 13, 2013 05:49 PM (MPjT8)

402 How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
We don't know - it's never happened.

Posted by: ALH at January 13, 2013 05:49 PM (eqV3Q)

403 Citadel....will probably be branded as another Richard Butler-style community. No thanks.

Posted by: JeanQueenie at January 13, 2013 05:52 PM (Gmp2Z)

404 >OK who's moving to Citadel?

Sounds like Waco

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 13, 2013 05:53 PM (8sCoq)

405

Citadel....will probably be branded as another Richard Butler-style community. No thanks.

======

Oh that's OK......I love the Psychedelic Furs.

Posted by: USS Diversity at January 13, 2013 05:54 PM (MPjT8)

406 My God, that Lena Dunham chick is just vile.

Posted by: Libtardo at January 13, 2013 05:55 PM (rr5xK)

407 Why do I have a feeling that this "Citadel" thing is more about scamming some people out of their money then it is about some planned conservative community.

Posted by: lowandslow at January 13, 2013 05:59 PM (GZitp)

408 Re: Citadel

Haven't read the comments, but it's been said before. Gun rights advocates, and those most interested in Constitutional Freedom, yes I capitalize that, tend to be very independent thinkers. Imagine living in a community that requires that it be very close-knit by its very nature.

I don't think this is the second nature of those who might potentially live there. They are not looking for a David Koresh, or a Jim Jones, as a savior. They are doing their best to cover their own ass, and that of their family, and don't want to answer to some egomaniac who would seek to preside over them.

They'll all end up shooting each other.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at January 13, 2013 06:00 PM (4Mv1T)

409 Why do I have a feeling that this "Citadel" thing is more about scamming some people out of their money then it is about some planned conservative community. Posted by: lowandslow at January 13, 2013 09:59 PM (GZitp) A little mood music: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOMOUj1BrRk

Posted by: The Political hat at January 13, 2013 06:01 PM (Vk2pI)

410 My God, that Lena Dunham chick is just vile.

Posted by: Libtardo at January 13, 2013 09:55 PM (rr5xK)

She just won the Golden Globe for best actress in a comedy. Must be payback for delivering the butch vote.

Posted by: Invictus at January 13, 2013 06:04 PM (OQpzc)

411

They'll all end up shooting each other.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at January 13, 2013 10:00 PM (4Mv1T)

========================

Imagine the HOA meetings.

Posted by: USS Diversity at January 13, 2013 06:05 PM (MPjT8)

412

The Citadel sounds like a reality show in the making. Duck Dynasty meets Doomsday Preppers.

Posted by: ALH at January 13, 2013 06:05 PM (eqV3Q)

413 Imagine the HOA meetings.

Posted by: USS Diversity at January 13, 2013 10:05 PM (MPjT

Severe penalties for not policing your own brass.

Posted by: Invictus at January 13, 2013 06:07 PM (OQpzc)

414 This Bourne movie could do with a whole lot less shaky cam.

Posted by: Invictus at January 13, 2013 06:08 PM (OQpzc)

415 @405 This might explain it a little. "Dunham was born in New York City.Her father, Carroll Dunham, is a painter of "overtly sexualized pop art", and her mother, Laurie Simmons, is a photographer and designer who creates "disquieting domestic tableaux" with dolls." The apple does not fall far from the tree.

Posted by: General Woundwort at January 13, 2013 06:09 PM (zOP5o)

416 Love the redhead scatterbrained but brilliant lawyer on The Good Wife. Hope they make her a regular.

Posted by: teej at January 13, 2013 06:09 PM (1CULz)

417 >>>Imagine the HOA meetings. Posted by: USS Diversity

That is funny as hell. I Laughed out loud.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at January 13, 2013 06:09 PM (4Mv1T)

418 again, re: Citadel

I feel sorry for the adjacent land owners. They can kiss their quiet country lifestyle goodbye when the media hoopla begins.

Posted by: JeanQueenie at January 13, 2013 06:10 PM (Gmp2Z)

419 Fat, dumpy, homely,tatted-up, and an unapologetic leftard. What's not to love about Lena Dunham?

Posted by: Libtardo at January 13, 2013 06:11 PM (4IyOI)

420 > Imagine the HOA meetings.
Posted by: USS Diversity at January 13, 2013 10:05 PM (MPjT

On the Fourth of July, please NO white phosphorous. 4 inch limit on artillery shells.

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 13, 2013 06:12 PM (8sCoq)

421 >Fat, dumpy, homely,tatted-up, and an unapologetic leftard. What's not to love about Lena Dunham?

Posted by: Libtardo at January 13, 2013 10:11 PM (4IyOI)

the smell of cat piss and patchouli oil?

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 13, 2013 06:12 PM (8sCoq)

422 Wadda you know...Patriots going to yet another AFC Championship game. All you haters gonna hate, ain't that right, Bob? As for what owner voted for whom and all that - I couldnt care less. The Pats are my team. I sat through DECADES of them being an embarrassment. I am gonna enjoy this ride.

Posted by: Ezra's Equal at January 13, 2013 06:13 PM (2075p)

423 Saw the end of Bourne Identity at a friends house one night. They screwed it up so bad I'll never watch the movie.

Posted by: teej at January 13, 2013 06:14 PM (aqj6v)

424 ont

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 13, 2013 06:14 PM (8sCoq)

425 In other news, I went to the local county range today to get my range card so I can zero a new scope. We share this range with city and county Leos in a very LARGE NC county.

The room was full to overflowing for the orientation session, 62 I think just today, and it was the second session of the day with as many. As many women as men, and lots of couples.

The instructor seemed shocked, and pleased.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at January 13, 2013 06:15 PM (4Mv1T)

426 The Patriot's cheerleaders are cute, but you know when they open their mouths, they sound like Casey Affleck.

Posted by: JustLikeDavidHasselhoff at January 13, 2013 06:33 PM (Rwrs+)

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