January 05, 2013
— Dave in Texas Not voting.
Adoring.
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Posted by: navybrat at January 05, 2013 12:51 PM (BzGtc)
Posted by: navybrat at January 05, 2013 04:51 PM (BzGtc)
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What would be the charges? Oh, wait. Never mind....
Posted by: CraigPoe at January 05, 2013 12:54 PM (BVkEs)
Posted by: The Bengals at January 05, 2013 12:55 PM (/lO83)
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at January 05, 2013 12:55 PM (Gk3SS)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 05, 2013 12:57 PM (BuSM8)
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at January 05, 2013 12:58 PM (Gk3SS)
Posted by: Albie Damned at January 05, 2013 01:01 PM (Yhu4q)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 05, 2013 01:01 PM (HXcdb)
"The Sunday Telegraph understands that the report on Stafford hospital, where up to 1,200 people died needlessly in appalling conditions, will call for an overhaul of regulation to ensure poor managers are weeded out, and better training for nurses and healthcare assistants."
(Point of order, though: this had absolutely nothing to with Frau Palin's wholly imaginary and not-at-all no-chance-of-happening-here "death panels".)
Posted by: mallfly at January 05, 2013 01:03 PM (bJm7W)
Posted by: mallfly at January 05, 2013 01:06 PM (bJm7W)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 05, 2013 01:07 PM (jE38p)
The destruction of Palin was a masterful example of the left's use of Alinsky-ite tactics
The more gullible and more dense on our side were easily taken in too
Posted by: Albie Damned at January 05, 2013 01:07 PM (Yhu4q)
Posted by: Thunderb at January 05, 2013 01:13 PM (Dnbau)
Posted by: Thunderb at January 05, 2013 01:15 PM (Dnbau)
Posted by: ontherocks at January 05, 2013 01:19 PM (aZ6ew)
Posted by: Invictus at January 05, 2013 01:19 PM (OQpzc)
Ben-Gal cheerleaders like to sleep with young boys
Good, those boys need the practice before they hook up with cheerleaders for a real team.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at January 05, 2013 01:23 PM (o1kXv)
Posted by: Ombudsman at January 05, 2013 01:23 PM (HqXYa)
Posted by: That Truman Fellow at January 05, 2013 01:24 PM (I2LwF)
Posted by: That Truman Fellow at January 05, 2013 01:25 PM (I2LwF)
Nice Midwestern girls, but I dont see a lot of six-pack abs. (said this flabby, balding middle-aged white guy)
GOOD. Six pack abs on a woman look awful, and to get them they always lose the rest of their body fat, making them look like parchment stretched over lumpy dough.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at January 05, 2013 01:25 PM (o1kXv)
Posted by: Colorado Alex at January 05, 2013 05:23 PM (o1kXv)
You mean the sausage two meatball calzone combo? Free dipping sauce with that one.
Posted by: Pizza Slut at January 05, 2013 01:26 PM (v9Cj5)
your anxiety might be best treated with psychotherapy or religion
Posted by: Walter at January 05, 2013 01:28 PM (a+BXY)
(I dated a cheerleader way back when. She used to go on about how meticulously they prepared their routines. I didn't have the heart to tell her that men don't give a shit about routines, as long as they're hot and scantily clad.)
Posted by: Ombudsman at January 05, 2013 01:29 PM (HqXYa)
Posted by: Walter at January 05, 2013 05:28 PM (a+BXY)
World class trolling.
We're looking at cheerleader pics you stupid fuck.
Try reading the comments first, and then go choke yourself out.
Posted by: ontherocks at January 05, 2013 01:30 PM (aZ6ew)
In the Texans' case, since before they were the KC chiefs.
Posted by: That Truman Fellow at January 05, 2013 05:24 PM (I2LwF)
Don't worry about the Chiefs. Andy Reid will have them in the Super Bowl in 3 years.
Posted by: Ombudsman at January 05, 2013 01:31 PM (HqXYa)
Posted by: CraigPoe at January 05, 2013 01:31 PM (BVkEs)
Arian Foster: guess who he voted for?
Posted by: USS Diversity at January 05, 2013 01:32 PM (MPjT8)
Posted by: Walter at January 05, 2013 05:28 PM (a+BXY)
Actually, if I were allowed to buy a weapon that represented my dick, I'd have a Carl Gustav with thermobaric rounds.
Posted by: Invictus at January 05, 2013 01:32 PM (OQpzc)
AverageJoe needs to up his game. His troll impersonation-baiting needs some tuning.
I don't think PROgressives can even be this stupid
Posted by: Albie Damned at January 05, 2013 01:33 PM (Yhu4q)
Thanks. Feeling better already.
Posted by: 500 Chicago murder victims at January 05, 2013 01:34 PM (z9HTb)
Posted by: Albie Damned at January 05, 2013 05:33 PM (Yhu4q)
Remember when the NOW nags said we only liked missles because they were phallic symbols? Yes, they are that lame.
Posted by: Invictus at January 05, 2013 01:34 PM (OQpzc)
Posted by: Ombudsman at January 05, 2013 01:36 PM (HqXYa)
Whose sock is this? In any case, I have been reading through Aesop, and there are a number of fables about the desirability of handing over one's means of defense to smooth-talking enemies. He was agin' it...
Posted by: Grey Fox at January 05, 2013 01:37 PM (3RGRq)
Posted by: That Truman Fellow at January 05, 2013 01:39 PM (I2LwF)
Thank you.
They look like they were designed by an 8 yo boy
Posted by: Albie Damned at January 05, 2013 01:39 PM (Yhu4q)
I'm a girl....so, owning a gun will change me into a man with a small penis?
Why didn't I think of that?!
Posted by: Chastity Bono at January 05, 2013 01:39 PM (o1kXv)
I'm a girl....so, owning a gun will change me into a man with a small penis?
10 out of ten rapists agree that armed women are undesirable!
Posted by: Grey Fox at January 05, 2013 01:40 PM (3RGRq)
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Forget about last year?
Posted by: CraigPoe at January 05, 2013 01:40 PM (BVkEs)
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 05, 2013 01:41 PM (Z9EHQ)
Posted by: fluffy at January 05, 2013 01:41 PM (z9HTb)
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 05, 2013 01:41 PM (Z9EHQ)
Posted by: Vic at January 05, 2013 01:42 PM (53z96)
Posted by: Eaton Cox at January 05, 2013 01:42 PM (q177U)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 05, 2013 01:42 PM (jE38p)
Posted by: Gerald Nadler, D-NY, MENSA member at January 05, 2013 01:43 PM (Yhu4q)
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 05, 2013 01:43 PM (BAS5M)
any of you genius morons - I enjoy typing that - know why it takes so long for some pages to load?
every so often I click on a link from Drudge and it takes a minute or two for the page to load during which time the blue cheerio of death stops spinning and everything freezes. I have permissions and security set as restrictively as possible. also, I find it is especially bad at local cbs sites and wired.
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 05, 2013 05:41 PM (Z9EHQ)
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It's seems every other Drudge link is a cbs/local. Unbearable.
Posted by: CraigPoe at January 05, 2013 01:43 PM (BVkEs)
That's funny right there...
Posted by: badanov at January 05, 2013 01:44 PM (e+9rM)
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 05, 2013 01:44 PM (Z9EHQ)
Posted by: That Truman Fellow at January 05, 2013 01:44 PM (I2LwF)
Posted by: Vic at January 05, 2013 05:42 PM (53z96)
You stole that from the flic "It's a Wonderful Troll".
Posted by: Maltinontrollmovies at January 05, 2013 01:46 PM (aZ6ew)
Posted by: That Truman Fellow at January 05, 2013 05:44 PM (I2LwF)
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Easy mistake. Stop the hate.
Posted by: CraigPoe at January 05, 2013 01:46 PM (BVkEs)
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 05, 2013 01:46 PM (Z9EHQ)
“The perpetrator opens that door. Of course, at that time he’s staring at her, her two children and a .38 revolver,”
Outstanding! Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 05, 2013 05:42 PM
That's why I bought my wife a Smith 'n' Wesson model 627 that holds eight rounds
With .38 Specials in it the recoil is minimal.
Posted by: Beto at January 05, 2013 01:47 PM (BAnPT)
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 05, 2013 01:48 PM (Z9EHQ)
If that's true, this guy is getting mighty sore.
Posted by: fluffy at January 05, 2013 01:48 PM (z9HTb)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 05, 2013 01:51 PM (jE38p)
Posted by: Exasperated Expat at January 05, 2013 01:51 PM (gkfSV)
Gibson: Routines?
Drivel: Yeah, gotta agree with Charlie there. They do routines?
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at January 05, 2013 01:51 PM (eHIJJ)
Proves my point. If she had been a man with a small penis she would have been safe.
Posted by: Waaalter at January 05, 2013 01:51 PM (2rucj)
Posted by: Bob Dole at January 05, 2013 01:52 PM (jE38p)
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 05, 2013 01:53 PM (Z9EHQ)
Posted by: lincolntf at January 05, 2013 01:53 PM (ZshNr)
Win/Win
Posted by: ontherocks at January 05, 2013 01:55 PM (aZ6ew)
A woman hiding in her attic with children shot an intruder multiple times before fleeing to safety Friday. <<
The article goes on to say that after she emptied the cylinder and shot him five times and , she stood over him and he begged her not to shoot any more
I would have said "OK" and proceeded to stomp is balls and kick his fucking teeth in.
...but maybe that's just my small penis talking
Posted by: Albie Damned at January 05, 2013 01:56 PM (Yhu4q)
85....did you see how the nypd did this summer at point blank with a shooter on the sidewalk? more shots fewer hits.
Shh...we weren't supposed to notice that, Y5.
And yeah, I have loading problems with Drudge too.
Maybe there be cooties there...dragon-sized cooties.
Posted by: wheatie at January 05, 2013 01:57 PM (dC04t)
cf, Gerg. Eww.
Posted by: mallfly at January 05, 2013 01:57 PM (bJm7W)
dragon-sized cootiesPosted by: yankeefifth at January 05, 2013 01:58 PM (Z9EHQ)
Hahahahahaha
Posted by: fluffy at January 05, 2013 01:59 PM (z9HTb)
Posted by: mallfly at January 05, 2013 01:59 PM (bJm7W)
Posted by: Pentangle at January 05, 2013 02:02 PM (Rd9OZ)
93...Both much better than Kathy Griffin.
That's a pretty low bar there, mallfly.
My dog's butt is better looking than Kathy Griffin.
Posted by: wheatie at January 05, 2013 02:02 PM (dC04t)
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 05, 2013 02:02 PM (Z9EHQ)
Posted by: That Truman Fellow at January 05, 2013 02:03 PM (I2LwF)
I said eat your spinach...
*click*
....NOW!
Posted by: Mom at January 05, 2013 02:03 PM (Yhu4q)
NO NO NO! That "secure, confident Liberal" can tell you that pulling a gun on a criminal will only make him mad and he'll take the gun away from you! This story must have come from FOX or Stormfrunt.
Remember, you can't spell "Walter" without "twat" -- ok, maybe you can. My mistake. Obamacare bookkeeping applied to spelling.
Posted by: mallfly at January 05, 2013 02:04 PM (bJm7W)
Posted by: That Truman Fellow at January 05, 2013 02:04 PM (I2LwF)
Posted by: Bob Dole at January 05, 2013 02:05 PM (jE38p)
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 05, 2013 02:06 PM (Z9EHQ)
I said eat your spinach...
*click*
....NOW!
As Howard Stern once said ages ago, think of O J Simpson's kids refusing to eat that broccoli...
Posted by: mallfly at January 05, 2013 02:06 PM (bJm7W)
Posted by: Looking Glass at January 05, 2013 02:07 PM (g3wOT)
I like that guy who owns the RFDTV channel...
He vowed publicly, on the air...that he would never allow commercials for ED pills or any other products that would be embarrassing to his viewers.
Posted by: wheatie at January 05, 2013 02:07 PM (dC04t)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 05, 2013 02:08 PM (jE38p)
Posted by: That Truman Fellow at January 05, 2013 02:09 PM (I2LwF)
I dint see no soul stealing ginger Dave, WTF?!
And I say good job girl to the Mom who defended her children and herself against that intruder. Just waiting now for the story about the perp suing her and the law prosecuting her on some BS charges. You know its coming.
Posted by: crotchetyoldjarhead at January 05, 2013 02:10 PM (ssWGZ)
I don't think he's pissed the Guitarians off...not yet, anyway
Posted by: Albie Damned at January 05, 2013 02:10 PM (Yhu4q)
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 05, 2013 02:10 PM (Z9EHQ)
wheatie at January 05, 2013 06:07 PM (dC04t)
That Max Armstrong guy acts like he needs a pill of some kind.
Posted by: Ronster at January 05, 2013 02:11 PM (JgkPs)
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 05, 2013 02:12 PM (Z9EHQ)
Posted by: That Truman Fellow at January 05, 2013 02:13 PM (I2LwF)
Posted by: Ricardo Shillyshally at January 05, 2013 02:13 PM (ZshNr)
Posted by: mallfly at January 05, 2013 02:13 PM (bJm7W)
Posted by: Pentangle at January 05, 2013 06:02 PM (Rd9OZ)
I don't know. Bringing a woman to sexual ecstasy is more art than science in my experience. All women are different and you have to be able to note her reactions and respond in real time. It isn't work work, but it is something that takes dedication.
Posted by: Invictus at January 05, 2013 02:13 PM (OQpzc)
Nah...
...the chest, maybe
Posted by: Albie Damned at January 05, 2013 02:14 PM (Yhu4q)
116...and make everyone take a handful of boner pills before kickoff
Add in some glow-in-the-dark condoms, kill the lights...and a new league is born!
Posted by: wheatie at January 05, 2013 02:14 PM (dC04t)
Posted by: Truman North, boner expert at January 05, 2013 02:14 PM (I2LwF)
or as Fred Sanford once said, "If there was money in it, Rollo would become an Eskimo." (by the was, Firefox flags "eskimo" but not "Eskimo")
Posted by: mallfly at January 05, 2013 02:15 PM (bJm7W)
Posted by: Albie Damned at January 05, 2013 02:16 PM (Yhu4q)
Posted by: Truman North, boner expert at January 05, 2013 02:16 PM (I2LwF)
Posted by: Eisenhorn at January 05, 2013 02:17 PM (OjQYm)
That would slow things down significantly... Ever try running with a boner slapping you in the stomach?
Only once. Thankfully her husband was out of shape and a poor shot with a pistol.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at January 05, 2013 02:17 PM (o1kXv)
Posted by: Truman North, boner expert at January 05, 2013 02:18 PM (I2LwF)
Doesn't the Bengals offensive realize that it's legal to impede the progress of the defensive rush?
They're playing the "Boehner Defense".
Posted by: Colorado Alex at January 05, 2013 02:18 PM (o1kXv)
I don't know. Bringing a woman to sexual ecstasy is more art than science in my experience. All women are different and you have to be able to note her reactions and respond in real time. It isn't work work, but it is something that takes dedication.
Invictus, you are a stud muffin. All I ussually hear is muffled sounds accompanied by a vice like pressure around my head.
Posted by: crotchetyoldjarhead at January 05, 2013 02:18 PM (ssWGZ)
But my real answer to the "bringing a woman to sexual pleasure" question is this: it's contra-indicated. If you do it, the woman may want you to call her again.
Wait...why would you give her your real name or number?
Posted by: Colorado Alex at January 05, 2013 02:19 PM (o1kXv)
But my real answer to the "bringing a woman to sexual pleasure" question is this: it's contra-indicated. If you do it, the woman may want you to call her again.
Wait...why would you give her your real name or number?
Posted by: Colorado Alex at January 05, 2013 02:19 PM (o1kXv)
Posted by: That Truman Fellow at January 05, 2013 06:13 PM (I2LwF)
No kidding. You have to push it aside just to stop it from obstructing your forward view. I need a bigger screen.
Posted by: Invictus at January 05, 2013 02:19 PM (OQpzc)
Posted by: That Truman Fellow at January 05, 2013 06:13 PM (I2LwF)
No kidding. You have to push it aside just to stop it from obstructing your forward view. I need a bigger screen.
Posted by: Invictus at January 05, 2013 02:19 PM (OQpzc)
Posted by: Albie Damned at January 05, 2013 02:20 PM (Yhu4q)
Posted by: Albie Damned at January 05, 2013 02:20 PM (Yhu4q)
Posted by: Truman North, boner expert at January 05, 2013 02:21 PM (I2LwF)
Posted by: Truman North, boner expert at January 05, 2013 02:21 PM (I2LwF)
Posted by: Truman North, boner expert at January 05, 2013 06:16 PM (I2LwF)
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After a sammich.
Posted by: USS Diversity at January 05, 2013 02:21 PM (MPjT8)
Posted by: Colorado Alex at January 05, 2013 06:17 PM (o1kXv)
Oh that was good....real good
Posted by: Albie Damned at January 05, 2013 02:21 PM (Yhu4q)
Posted by: Truman North, boner expert at January 05, 2013 02:22 PM (I2LwF)
Posted by: Albie Damned at January 05, 2013 06:20 PM (Yhu4q)
I rarely lol, but LOL. That was great.
Posted by: Invictus at January 05, 2013 02:23 PM (OQpzc)
Posted by: Truman North, boner expert at January 05, 2013 02:23 PM (I2LwF)
Posted by: Truman North, boner expert at January 05, 2013 02:24 PM (I2LwF)
My wife. She knows where I live.
Your wife gives out your name and number to other women? Damn, man, give her a chance to rest and recover 
Posted by: Colorado Alex at January 05, 2013 02:30 PM (o1kXv)
My favorite pick up line...and one that seems to work a lot for me is "Hey, does this handkerchief smell like chloroform to you?"
I prefer the classic, "I have a gun. Get in the van."
Posted by: Colorado Alex at January 05, 2013 02:31 PM (o1kXv)
The real trick is to find a woman who only gets off with a dick in her mouth, and then make sure it's yours.
Please tell me you're imparting your wisdom to future generations in a book or something.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at January 05, 2013 02:33 PM (o1kXv)
Posted by: Ends With Prepositions And Fists at January 05, 2013 02:39 PM (I4o0Z)
Posted by: Enby at January 05, 2013 02:55 PM (ptlfZ)
Posted by: Looking Glass at January 05, 2013 03:25 PM (g3wOT)
Posted by: CraigPoe at January 05, 2013 03:45 PM (BVkEs)
Houston played it safe, squeaked out a win.
This works against a team like the Bengals, who shouldn't have got to the playoff in the first place (sorry Cincinnati morons) but this playbook will not work against, say, the Patriots.
Kubiak: you need to be more aggressive starting next game.
Schaub: I saw some shit passes out there. WTF was up with that interception. Not to mention all the passes which were out of the players' reach.
Posted by: boulder hobo at January 05, 2013 04:06 PM (QTHTd)
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GO TEXANS!!!
Posted by: LexisTexas at January 05, 2013 12:49 PM (kPFAg)