April 19, 2013
— Ace And pens a new article. Not a pshop.

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Posted by: FUTURE NEW YORK TIMES HEADLINE at April 19, 2013 11:23 AM (F6KtL)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/u][/b] at April 19, 2013 11:25 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: Ben at April 19, 2013 11:25 AM (C2Y4l)
Posted by: EC at April 19, 2013 11:25 AM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: FUTURE NEW YORK TIMES HEADLINE at April 19, 2013 11:25 AM (F6KtL)
Posted by: NYT of the Future at April 19, 2013 11:26 AM (MMC8r)
Posted by: Olaf the Norwegian Berserker at April 19, 2013 11:26 AM (3Yygd)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, no ampersand joke here at April 19, 2013 11:26 AM (fMiHM)
Posted by: Bolohatco at April 19, 2013 11:26 AM (G5B6X)
Posted by: mugiwara at April 19, 2013 11:27 AM (hpYnL)
Posted by: Olaf the Norwegian Berserker at April 19, 2013 11:27 AM (3Yygd)
Posted by: FUTURE NEW YORK TIMES HEADLINE at April 19, 2013 11:27 AM (F6KtL)
'Cause us racist could get the wrong idea that the guy in the video is the suspect.
Or are they trying to bait us racists into thinking that so they can expose us as the racists we are?
It's hard out here for a racist, what with not knowing Islam is a race and all . . . . .
Posted by: RoyalOil at April 19, 2013 11:27 AM (VjL9S)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at April 19, 2013 11:27 AM (f9c2L)
Posted by: Bill O'fuknreally at April 19, 2013 11:28 AM (l86i3)
Posted by: Yip at April 19, 2013 11:28 AM (/jHWN)
They were such lovely boys- reminds me of the song they used to sing:
When I was just a little boy.
I asked my momma, "What will I be."
"Will I be handsome, will I be rich?"
Here's what she said to me-
Que Jihad, Jihad
Whatever will be, will be
The future's not ours to see
Que Jihad, Jihad.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at April 19, 2013 11:28 AM (pxDth)
Yeah.
Posted by: antisocialist at April 19, 2013 11:28 AM (eGr8Z)
Seems to be the liberal sentiment when it comes to Islamic jihadists, if they just hound and oppress the Tea Party enough, maybe Al Qaida will behead them last....
Posted by: Pave Low John at April 19, 2013 11:28 AM (bX8V/)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 19, 2013 11:28 AM (XYSwB)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 19, 2013 11:28 AM (BVq/X)
8 year Martin Richard will never be a "good student" nor an "avid athlete" thanks to those two devout and displaced Muslims
Posted by: soothsayer at April 19, 2013 11:28 AM (KwX0v)
Posted by: Hopey Changey at April 19, 2013 11:29 AM (Zv1QB)
Posted by: NYT of the Future at April 19, 2013 11:29 AM (MMC8r)
Posted by: Bolohatco at April 19, 2013 03:26 PM (G5B6X)
As long as it ends the same way, I don't care. Posted by: Bill O'fuknreally at April 19, 2013 03:28 PM
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Hey...!
Posted by: Geo. Zimmerman at April 19, 2013 11:29 AM (aDwsi)
Posted by: T. at April 19, 2013 11:29 AM (Y1Vi+)
Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at April 19, 2013 11:29 AM (ggRof)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's Other Mobile[/i][/b][/s] at April 19, 2013 11:29 AM (qyfb5)
Posted by: Yip at April 19, 2013 11:29 AM (/jHWN)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at April 19, 2013 11:29 AM (l86i3)
this whole affair is going to encourage other young Muslims to do the old jihad.
heroes they will be.
Posted by: scum lord at April 19, 2013 11:29 AM (rfLaw)
Posted by: Olaf the Norwegian Berserker at April 19, 2013 11:29 AM (3Yygd)
I'm sure if it ever gets too bad, Obama will declare the NYT "too big to fail" and start shoveling billions their way.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at April 19, 2013 11:29 AM (WWuYG)
Posted by: forest gump at April 19, 2013 11:29 AM (mGBy8)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 19, 2013 11:29 AM (XYSwB)
Posted by: Dumbass Neighber at April 19, 2013 11:30 AM (TpXEI)
Posted by: MSM at April 19, 2013 11:30 AM (AWmfW)
Posted by: Lauren at April 19, 2013 11:30 AM (wsGWu)
Posted by: Real Joe at April 19, 2013 11:30 AM (DCOVv)
Posted by: zsasz at April 19, 2013 11:30 AM (MMC8r)
"HATRED BRED BY RACISM AND HOMOPHOBIA"
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at April 19, 2013 11:30 AM (HDgX3)
Posted by: Kristophr at April 19, 2013 11:30 AM (wYVte)
The NYT says I'm just like any other arachnid and you should be loving and accepting of my nature, you h8ters!
Posted by: The Scorpion at April 19, 2013 11:30 AM (WDySP)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 19, 2013 11:30 AM (piMMO)
Root causes!
How did we fail the Tsaerev brothers?
What can we do to prevent another failure to communicate?
Posted by: soothsayer at April 19, 2013 11:30 AM (ZgBZU)
Posted by: Vic at April 19, 2013 11:31 AM (53z96)
Posted by: Sideshow Bob's Parole Board at April 19, 2013 11:31 AM (/kI1Q)
Posted by: laceyunderalls at April 19, 2013 11:31 AM (pLTLS)
Posted by: Preezy Choom at April 19, 2013 11:31 AM (lVPtV)
Posted by: Pave Low John at April 19, 2013 11:31 AM (bX8V/)
Makin' their waaaaaaaaay,
The only way they know how
That's just a little bit more
than the law will allow.
Posted by: Count de NYT at April 19, 2013 11:31 AM (BAS5M)
Posted by: Thursby at April 19, 2013 11:31 AM (H15Ok)
Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at April 19, 2013 11:31 AM (oBhEo)
***
They received excellent grades in Crackerland, How Honky America Is Oppressing Virtue and excelled in bomb throwing.
Posted by: WalrusRex at April 19, 2013 11:31 AM (Hx5uv)
Posted by: Lauren at April 19, 2013 11:31 AM (wsGWu)
Posted by: OJ simpson. at April 19, 2013 11:32 AM (l86i3)
He wouldn't stop calling!
Posted by: Jenny 867-5309 at April 19, 2013 11:32 AM (sbV1u)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 19, 2013 11:32 AM (XYSwB)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 19, 2013 11:32 AM (piMMO)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at April 19, 2013 11:32 AM (/PCJa)
Posted by: Olaf the Norwegian Berserker at April 19, 2013 11:32 AM (3Yygd)
Posted by: lowandslow at April 19, 2013 11:32 AM (Fz2C7)
Not all evil comes up wrapped in a package that looks like Jack Nicholson.
Posted by: JEM at April 19, 2013 11:32 AM (o+SC1)
Posted by: Regular Moron [/i] at April 19, 2013 11:32 AM (feFL6)
Posted by: Real Joe at April 19, 2013 11:32 AM (DCOVv)
Posted by: King Barry the Deadeye at April 19, 2013 11:32 AM (mCvL4)
Posted by: Yip at April 19, 2013 11:33 AM (/jHWN)
Posted by: thunderb at April 19, 2013 11:33 AM (Ivw5/)
Oh if only they were old white women toting AK's.
Posted by: Shan at April 19, 2013 11:33 AM (WEamb)
Posted by: Vic at April 19, 2013 11:33 AM (53z96)
Posted by: Sideshow Bob's Parole Board at April 19, 2013 03:31 PM
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I can't be a racist...., I drive a Prius .......
Posted by: Geo. Zimmerman at April 19, 2013 11:33 AM (aDwsi)
Posted by: Kevin in ABQ at April 19, 2013 11:33 AM (XrGnJ)
Posted by: Josef Goebbels at April 19, 2013 11:33 AM (3Yygd)
Posted by: mugiwara at April 19, 2013 11:33 AM (hpYnL)
Posted by: Exasperated Expat at April 19, 2013 11:33 AM (qZI6x)
It's how many times you get up, evade police and kill others on the way to truly understanding yourself, all in a country that itself gave you precious sanctuary from a war-torn existence.
Posted by: MarcusBrody at April 19, 2013 11:33 AM (jWTKL)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 19, 2013 11:34 AM (XYSwB)
Posted by: kbdabear at April 19, 2013 11:34 AM (mCvL4)
Yes, please.
Posted by: assault flounder at April 19, 2013 11:34 AM (Kkt/i)
Posted by: John P. Squibob at April 19, 2013 11:34 AM (fmjNz)
We will get a lecture from the President about "tolerance" tonight I am sure
Posted by: thunderb at April 19, 2013 11:34 AM (Ivw5/)
David Sirota just called and wants everyone to know:
"I suck cock.
BAM!"
Posted by: soothsayer at April 19, 2013 03:33 PM
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....and, I'm into fisting.
Posted by: Geo. Zimmerman at April 19, 2013 11:34 AM (aDwsi)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 19, 2013 03:29 PM (XYSwB)
That story was in error. This is merely the first of several billboards we are having displayed to inform the public of the best qualities of union "workers".
Stay tuned for further billboards, such as "Lazy", "Incompetent", "Corrupt", and "Entitled".
Posted by: IBEW at April 19, 2013 11:34 AM (ggRof)
Posted by: NYTimes at April 19, 2013 11:34 AM (XQzGn)
We will get a lecture from the President about "tolerance" tonight I am sure Posted by: thunderb at April 19, 2013 03:34 PM
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Bet on it. Money in the bank.
Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 19, 2013 11:35 AM (aDwsi)
Posted by: Lauren at April 19, 2013 11:35 AM (wsGWu)
Posted by: Real Joe at April 19, 2013 03:32 PM (DCOVv)
There is your problem, you must not have attended any tea party events.
Posted by: Red Shirt at April 19, 2013 11:35 AM (FIDMq)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 19, 2013 11:35 AM (piMMO)
Brother Seen As Good Students, Avid Athletes
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Yeah, it looks like 'ol Tamerlan was an excellent backstop for the five or six bullet holes I counted in his dead torso. Must have pretty good hand-eye, you know?
Let's see how good his fuckhead little bro is at soaking up some lead.
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at April 19, 2013 11:35 AM (CJjw5)
Posted by: Lugo at April 19, 2013 11:35 AM (+Uv5V)
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LOL..
Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 19, 2013 11:35 AM (aDwsi)
Posted by: NYTimes at April 19, 2013 03:34 PM (XQzGn
Fixed for probable accuracy.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2013 11:35 AM (lVPtV)
Time for an old imao pshop!
http://0.tqn.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/k/n/2/obama_phone.jpg
Posted by: Waterhouse at April 19, 2013 11:36 AM (nbX4o)
Posted by: Yip at April 19, 2013 11:36 AM (/jHWN)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at April 19, 2013 11:36 AM (pxDth)
Posted by: biscuits mahoney at April 19, 2013 11:36 AM (avEon)
Posted by: Strother Martin, NY Times Reporter at April 19, 2013 11:36 AM (l3vZN)
she said her facebook acct was hacked...
****************************************
Ahhhh, the Weiner maneuver.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at April 19, 2013 11:36 AM (WWuYG)
Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at April 19, 2013 11:36 AM (SzAZ7)
Posted by: Sideshow Bob's Parole Board at April 19, 2013 03:31 PM
WORD!
Posted by: OJ Simpson at April 19, 2013 11:36 AM (mCvL4)
Posted by: Fritz at April 19, 2013 11:36 AM (UzPAd)
they were good students because they agreed with their teachers
who taught them to hate America
Posted by: thunderb at April 19, 2013 03:31 PM (Ivw5/)
Yes. No surprise for non liberals.
Posted by: Temper Tantrum at April 19, 2013 11:36 AM (AWmfW)
Posted by: DocJ at April 19, 2013 11:36 AM (A5uiv)
everything in the narrative is designed to make it not terrorism
no terrorism on the JEF's watch
it wasn't "terrorism" terrorism
Posted by: thunderb at April 19, 2013 11:37 AM (Ivw5/)
That Cynthia Tucker tweet from earlier, about how racial profiling wouldn't have worked because Chechens are from the Caucasus and hence are "Caucasians", is so breathtakingly, jaw-droppingly stupid that even my deeply cynical self was shocked by it.
Consider for a moment that the breathtakingly, jaw-droppingly stupid individual in question has been on the masthead of a major metropolitan daily for decades now, has been on television constantly as a pundit, and has been awarded a stack of journalistic honors, including but not limited to the Pulitzer Prize.
Meanwhile, the print divisions of Mediasaurus fret uncomfortably over their steadily dropping circulation figures, and wonder for the umpteenth time why it is that ordinary citizens don't want to buy the newspaper any longer.
Dots. Connection thereof. Some assembly required.
Posted by: torquewrench at April 19, 2013 11:37 AM (gqT4g)
DOG WHISTLE!
RACISM!
FOAM!
GAH!
Posted by: bonhomme at April 19, 2013 11:37 AM (9PrpA)
Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at April 19, 2013 03:36 PM (SzAZ7)
You would ruin the price of gold.
Posted by: Temper Tantrum at April 19, 2013 11:37 AM (AWmfW)
Talking about the bombing victims now non-PC and somehow racist. Also, old news.
Posted by: Ben Ghazi's Sister Mary Thon at April 19, 2013 11:37 AM (x9s9/)
Posted by: Professor eleven E.P. (expert professor) at April 19, 2013 11:37 AM (KXm42)
Posted by: Knave at April 19, 2013 11:37 AM (cipri)
Posted by: palerider at April 19, 2013 11:37 AM (dkExz)
Posted by: JEF at April 19, 2013 11:38 AM (aDwsi)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 19, 2013 11:38 AM (1Jaio)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2013 11:38 AM (lVPtV)
Posted by: Vote Lord Humungus 2016 at April 19, 2013 11:38 AM (HEa5q)
Posted by: scum lord at April 19, 2013 11:39 AM (rfLaw)
Believe it or not, focusing on some facts over others can be used to manipulate people.
THEY BLEW UP AN EIGHT YEAR OLD. How they were 'seen' is irrelevant.
Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at April 19, 2013 11:39 AM (TpXEI)
Posted by: Vote Lord Humungus 2016 at April 19, 2013 11:39 AM (HEa5q)
Old and busted: "A Checher in the Rye?"
Post-Criticism Hotness: "Which of Their Coaches is Ultimately to Blame?"
Posted by: Croaker at April 19, 2013 11:39 AM (uHiz2)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's Other Mobile[/i][/b][/s] at April 19, 2013 11:39 AM (qyfb5)
Posted by: HoboJerky, now with 74% more DOOM! at April 19, 2013 11:39 AM (FsUAO)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at April 19, 2013 11:39 AM (pxDth)
Posted by: Oingo Boingo at April 19, 2013 11:39 AM (j2lYi)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 19, 2013 11:39 AM (1Jaio)
Posted by: USA at April 19, 2013 11:40 AM (RIg+t)
So the Russian father thinks the Boston police are stupid and framed his kids? Wonder where he got that idea?
Posted by: Lincolntf at April 19, 2013 11:40 AM (ZshNr)
he knowingly, purposely put the bomb next to an 8 year old boy and his family
he looked at them
he saw them
Posted by: thunderb at April 19, 2013 11:40 AM (Ivw5/)
Criticizing a hoodie is ofay honkie racist blather.
Posted by: Joe "Little Sambo" Biden at April 19, 2013 03:38 PM
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Edited
Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 19, 2013 11:40 AM (aDwsi)
Posted by: steevy at April 19, 2013 11:40 AM (dBYCN)
Posted by: John McCain at April 19, 2013 03:32 PM (60GaT)
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Right on, right on!!
Hey, just because the current law made these guys citizens and my proposed law would make these two citizens is not a good reason to oppose my new law.
Besides, if we don't make more people with undocumented backgrounds citizens, well: That's not American.
Posted by: Sen. Rub(e)io at April 19, 2013 11:40 AM (VjL9S)
Posted by: Eaton Cox at April 19, 2013 11:41 AM (q177U)
Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at April 19, 2013 11:41 AM (7mQyC)
Posted by: dantesed at April 19, 2013 11:41 AM (EBNAH)
Posted by: DAve at April 19, 2013 11:41 AM (XDC0v)
Posted by: Red at April 19, 2013 11:41 AM (7us0J)
Posted by: Regular Moron [/i] at April 19, 2013 11:41 AM (feFL6)
Posted by: USA at April 19, 2013 11:41 AM (RIg+t)
Posted by: Bolohatco at April 19, 2013 11:41 AM (G5B6X)
Posted by: LGoPs at April 19, 2013 11:42 AM (4x8W0)
Posted by: owlpellets at April 19, 2013 11:42 AM (dmEoV)
Posted by: Nate in New Orleans at April 19, 2013 11:42 AM (lhX9P)
Posted by: willow at April 19, 2013 11:42 AM (nqBYe)
BREAKING: John Meggie McCain had sex with the suspects
Fixed for probable accuracy.
Jane D'oh
Thanks, Jane. First laugh I've had all this long, wretched week.
Posted by: MaureenTheTemp at April 19, 2013 11:42 AM (DLUX7)
Getting ready to beat up an Irish porch monkey.
Posted by: Professor eleven E.P. (expert professor) at April 19, 2013 11:42 AM (KXm42)
"Good Lord these people are fucking obtuse."
I'm sure they'd appreciate you saying that. They work hard at it and it's always nice to be noticed.
Posted by: Jaws at April 19, 2013 11:42 AM (4I3Uo)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at April 19, 2013 11:42 AM (Ec6wH)
An act of Integration Failure Response? Posted by: Eaton Cox at April 19, 2013 03:41 PM
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"Assimilation malfunction"
Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 19, 2013 11:43 AM (aDwsi)
Posted by: TexBob at April 19, 2013 11:43 AM (6S4Ai)
Posted by: Vote Lord Humungus 2016 at April 19, 2013 11:43 AM (HEa5q)
Posted by: Regular Moron at April 19, 2013 03:41 PM (feFL6)
well i guess he failed the make tracks team.
Posted by: willow at April 19, 2013 11:43 AM (nqBYe)
Posted by: Fritz at April 19, 2013 11:43 AM (UzPAd)
Posted by: Truman North at April 19, 2013 11:43 AM (I2LwF)
Hopefully this little 'avid athlete' is shot and bleeding out in some gutter hole somewhere.
This 'good student' placed a bomb at the feet of a young family enjoying an athletic event.
But the NY Times think these guys are just great.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 19, 2013 11:43 AM (jKWYf)
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at April 19, 2013 11:44 AM (6zgse)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 19, 2013 11:44 AM (XYSwB)
Posted by: Bolohatco at April 19, 2013 11:44 AM (G5B6X)
Posted by: Joe Biden at April 19, 2013 11:44 AM (cipri)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at April 19, 2013 11:44 AM (Ec6wH)
Posted by: Regular Moron
***
Do you have the tired, run down feeling?
Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at April 19, 2013 11:45 AM (uhftQ)
Posted by: Sen. Rub(e)io at April 19, 2013 11:45 AM (VjL9S)
Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 19, 2013 11:45 AM (aDwsi)
Posted by: owlpellets at April 19, 2013 11:45 AM (dmEoV)
Posted by: OJ simpson. at April 19, 2013 11:46 AM (l86i3)
Posted by: Liberal Intellectual at April 19, 2013 11:46 AM (ggRof)
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Burbled the coffee on that one...
Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 19, 2013 11:46 AM (aDwsi)
I'm going to take a hiatus from commenting while I work through the guilt.
Posted by: fluffy, dirty Skandi at April 19, 2013 11:46 AM (z9HTb)
Posted by: yujin at April 19, 2013 11:46 AM (bH/QB)
Posted by: Barack Obama at April 19, 2013 11:46 AM (1rkDV)
Posted by: USA at April 19, 2013 11:46 AM (RIg+t)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at April 19, 2013 11:46 AM (pxDth)
hanging out watching the glory of Jihad is downright normal behavior.
building bombs and slaughtering kids.okey dokey.
good guys. all about wanting to be americans , living in harmony with people different than you
I wonder if the Lefts game of divide, divide, divide and causing fear and hate isn't exactly a plus for a cohesive society.
wait i guess it is, if the people you blame suck it up and die quietly?
Posted by: willow at April 19, 2013 11:46 AM (nqBYe)
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet , still waiting for Godot at April 19, 2013 11:46 AM (l86i3)
By: Tim Graham | April 19, 2013 | 11:16
Read more: http://newsbusters.org/#ixzz2QwM0qs6Y
this is just sick
sick
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 19, 2013 03:44 PM (XYSwB)
She and David Sirota can cry in each other's arms all night. Those damn white people. Why don't commit terrorist acts?!?!
Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 19, 2013 11:46 AM (1Jaio)
Posted by: Chris Matthews at April 19, 2013 11:46 AM (Yhu4q)
Ok.. it got a little out of hand with those folks losing their legs and all.. but boys will be boys!
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at April 19, 2013 11:46 AM (f9c2L)
Posted by: Hollowpoint at April 19, 2013 11:46 AM (SY2Kh)
Posted by: Tsarnaev at April 19, 2013 11:46 AM (HlUFk)
Posted by: Staff at April 19, 2013 11:47 AM (j2lYi)
Posted by: Bolohatco at April 19, 2013 11:47 AM (G5B6X)
Posted by: ejo at April 19, 2013 11:47 AM (GXvSO)
I can't understand why anyone wouldn't want them to be citizens.
Posted by: Sen. Rub(e)io at April 19, 2013 11:47 AM (VjL9S)
Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 19, 2013 03:43 PM (aDwsi)
***
Heh-
Assimilatus Interruptus
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at April 19, 2013 11:47 AM (pxDth)
Posted by: Attila at April 19, 2013 11:47 AM (Cs2tJ)
Posted by: Dr Spank at April 19, 2013 11:47 AM (4cRnj)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 19, 2013 11:48 AM (XYSwB)
Posted by: steevy at April 19, 2013 11:48 AM (dBYCN)
Posted by: scum lord at April 19, 2013 11:48 AM (rfLaw)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at April 19, 2013 03:29 PM (l86i3)
Hell, Ted Bundy volunteered at a crisis hotline, if I'm not mistaken.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 19, 2013 11:48 AM (DrWcr)
Posted by: NYTimes at April 19, 2013 11:48 AM (XQzGn)
Posted by: Regular Moron [/i] at April 19, 2013 11:48 AM (feFL6)
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet , still waiting for Godot at April 19, 2013 11:49 AM (l86i3)
Posted by: . at April 19, 2013 11:49 AM (/b8+5)
Posted by: Harry Reid at April 19, 2013 11:49 AM (dKV5k)
Posted by: Yip at April 19, 2013 11:49 AM (/jHWN)
Posted by: Staff at April 19, 2013 11:49 AM (j2lYi)
Posted by: Andy Cuomo at April 19, 2013 11:49 AM (UzPAd)
"well he took little Suzy to the senior prom,
Excitable Boy they all said.
And he raped her and he killed her and he took her home,
Excitable Boy they all said."
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at April 19, 2013 11:49 AM (pxDth)
Posted by: Whatev at April 19, 2013 11:49 AM (GP72N)
hold it
this is a hyper liberal area the cops are searching
why aren't the hippies screaming about their rights being violated with the house searches?
Posted by: navycopjoe at April 19, 2013 11:49 AM (UJm0p)
Posted by: Mjolnir, Banhammer from the Gates of Hell at April 19, 2013 11:49 AM (Jls4P)
Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at April 19, 2013 11:50 AM (wR+pz)
Posted by: Truman North at April 19, 2013 11:50 AM (ny+t0)
Posted by: willow at April 19, 2013 11:50 AM (nqBYe)
Posted by: Whatev at April 19, 2013 11:50 AM (GP72N)
Posted by: owlpellets at April 19, 2013 11:50 AM (dmEoV)
Posted by: ghostofhallelujah at April 19, 2013 11:50 AM (XvrTA)
Posted by: Waterhouse at April 19, 2013 11:50 AM (nbX4o)
Posted by: Justerini and Brooks at April 19, 2013 11:50 AM (aDwsi)
Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at April 19, 2013 11:51 AM (wR+pz)
Nooooo-body loves me,
Nooooo-body cares,
Unless the cops don't blast the hell outta me,
Then Big Bubba from cell block 6 will love me long time especially when I take a shower and "accidentally" let the soap slip to the grounnnnnnd...
(Sorry haven't really worked out the last part. Tough while laying in a pile of compost and the shit in my pants while hiding out from the army of cops and dogs after me.)
Posted by: poor liitle Dzhingleberry Tsarwhatever at April 19, 2013 11:51 AM (Y1Ff4)
We have to make them citizens--they're natural Republican voters!
Posted by: Sen. Rub(e)io at April 19, 2013 11:51 AM (VjL9S)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 19, 2013 11:51 AM (tqLft)
Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 19, 2013 11:51 AM (aDwsi)
Posted by: Mjolnir, Banhammer from the Gates of Hell at April 19, 2013 03:49 PM (Jls4P)
Doubtful. He'd most likely end up in SHU or solitary.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 19, 2013 11:51 AM (DrWcr)
Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 19, 2013 03:43 PM (aDwsi)
***
Heh-
Assimilatus Interruptus
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at April 19, 2013 03:47 PM (pxDth)
Post-Discrimination Stress Disorder
Posted by: assault flounder at April 19, 2013 11:51 AM (Kkt/i)
Hey now. Help a moron out.
Posted by: Muad'dib at April 19, 2013 11:51 AM (KjlbF)
Posted by: Knave at April 19, 2013 11:51 AM (cipri)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 19, 2013 11:51 AM (XYSwB)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 19, 2013 03:48 PM (XYSwB)
He also thinks that Barry is doing a great job. The stupid is strong in this one
Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 19, 2013 11:52 AM (1Jaio)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 19, 2013 11:52 AM (tqLft)
Posted by: Barack Obama at April 19, 2013 11:52 AM (1rkDV)
Posted by: willow at April 19, 2013 11:52 AM (nqBYe)
I never allowed myself the disgusting pleasure of a boner with any woman, but made an exception for young males and my pet goat.
Posted by: Zombie Tamerlan Tsarnaev at April 19, 2013 11:52 AM (1lQzY)
Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at April 19, 2013 11:52 AM (TpXEI)
Posted by: Extremely grumpy momma bear at April 19, 2013 11:52 AM (qL8P+)
Posted by: owlpellets at April 19, 2013 03:50 PM
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Well, pork roast is probably out.
Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 19, 2013 11:53 AM (aDwsi)
Posted by: WalrusRex at April 19, 2013 11:53 AM (Hx5uv)
Posted by: Dr Spank at April 19, 2013 11:53 AM (4cRnj)
"That ginger in the stompy boots.... obviously an athlete... awesome"
Yup.
And she probably has a Bahsten accent that would make me want to drive railroad spikes into my ears.
Posted by: Jaws at April 19, 2013 11:53 AM (4I3Uo)
Posted by: @PurpAv at April 19, 2013 11:53 AM (/gHaE)
Posted by: Yip at April 19, 2013 11:53 AM (/jHWN)
Posted by: The Mega Independent at April 19, 2013 03:52 PM (uvaJ1)
Forget the word c*nt, that is truly obscene!
Posted by: Insomniac at April 19, 2013 11:53 AM (DrWcr)
Here's what I don't get.
Per The Atlantic Wire article ace linked in the last post:
Angry Jihadists try to blow us up because we're "decedant and falling away from morals."
Most of the people here at the HQ worry the US is becoming decedent and falling away from morals.
Not a single one of us would blow anyone else up though. We'd work to expand morals through logic, example etc.
How the fuck does the media defend these guys? And what makes them go all bomby instead of you know...the sane tact?
Posted by: tsrblke at April 19, 2013 11:53 AM (GaqMa)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 19, 2013 11:53 AM (piMMO)
why shouldn't they be angry.
Posted by: willow at April 19, 2013 11:53 AM (nqBYe)
Posted by: dantesed at April 19, 2013 03:41 PM (EBNAH)
Ashes to ashes. Funk to funky. We know these kids did it because of the honkies
Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 19, 2013 11:53 AM (1Jaio)
Posted by: The Hobo Wears Prada (Team Plover) at April 19, 2013 11:54 AM (jopHG)
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet , still waiting for Godot at April 19, 2013 11:54 AM (l86i3)
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Yeiahhhhh....., my eyes!...., my eyes!
Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 19, 2013 11:54 AM (aDwsi)
Posted by: Hello, it's me Donna let it burn really.really bummed at April 19, 2013 11:54 AM (9+ccr)
Posted by: t-dubyah-d at April 19, 2013 11:54 AM (u6lBN)
Posted by: Gloria Allred at April 19, 2013 11:54 AM (wAQA5)
Posted by: Aunt Tsarnaev [/i] at April 19, 2013 11:54 AM (feFL6)
But he was over here without his father and under the influence of his risable, macho "loser" older brother who instead of loving him, manipulated him.
So if I had him in my sites right now I would say to myself "This is so sad. This kid could have had a good life....while I pulled the trigger.
Posted by: KAsper In Mexico City at April 19, 2013 11:54 AM (HqpV0)
Posted by: New Rome Times at April 19, 2013 11:54 AM (ggRof)
The left ain't done beclowning themselves yet. Still to early to start twisting daggers.
Posted by: @PurpAv at April 19, 2013 11:54 AM (/gHaE)
If we don't, they'll vote for the Democrats.
Posted by: Sen. Rub(e)io at April 19, 2013 11:55 AM (VjL9S)
Posted by: mallfly at April 19, 2013 11:55 AM (bJm7W)
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet , still waiting for Godot at April 19, 2013 11:55 AM (l86i3)
Posted by: Strife at April 19, 2013 11:55 AM (ntNJz)
The quote from Tamerlan 'I don't have a single American friend' is going to be seized upon as evidence of it being white america's fault.
Also, I cannot be the first person to notice that Tamerlan Tsaraev's first name has got to be derived from Tarmashir Timur aka Tamerlane. Tamerlane styled himself The Sword of Islam and was a scourge of europe.
Posted by: Alesian Siege at April 19, 2013 11:55 AM (L9Mr/)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 19, 2013 11:55 AM (XYSwB)
Hey, these kids didn't smoke, didn't drink or use drugs.
***
Rooty toot toot
Rooty toot toot
We are the boys from the Boy Scout Troop
We don't smoke and we don't chew
And we don't go with the girls who do
Boy don't we have fun?
Heck No!
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at April 19, 2013 11:55 AM (pxDth)
Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 19, 2013 11:56 AM (aDwsi)
Posted by: Knave at April 19, 2013 03:55 PM (cipri)
They're going to call in an AC-130?
Posted by: Insomniac at April 19, 2013 11:56 AM (DrWcr)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 19, 2013 11:56 AM (BVq/X)
Posted by: NYT at April 19, 2013 11:56 AM (Kkt/i)
"He also thinks that Barry is doing a great job. The stupid is strong in this one"
The Carbonite freezing process really took a toll on that old smuggler's noodle.
Posted by: Jaws at April 19, 2013 11:56 AM (4I3Uo)
Posted by: Regular Moron [/i] at April 19, 2013 11:56 AM (feFL6)
Just a couple of mixed up kids, out walking their pressure-cookers, looking for some skittles and iced tea.
Posted by: Wodeshed at April 19, 2013 11:56 AM (a9L+B)
Posted by: Yip at April 19, 2013 11:56 AM (/jHWN)
Posted by: steevy at April 19, 2013 11:57 AM (dBYCN)
271 Harrison Ford: 'What Passes for Journalism' Is Fostering Prejudice and Dividing the Nation
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 19, 2013 03:48 PM (XYSwB)
Posted by: Pyrocles at April 19, 2013 11:57 AM (cv5Iw)
Posted by: Lincolntf at April 19, 2013 11:57 AM (ZshNr)
They are over playing this.
Sympathy for these devils is gonna blow back on the progs, hard.
like the Wellstone funeral times a billion
Posted by: thunderb at April 19, 2013 11:57 AM (Ivw5/)
Pork roast is out? Pork Roast is... out?
Posted by: Tony Harris at April 19, 2013 03:55 PM
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Not to worry. It is fine for running-dog infidels.
Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 19, 2013 11:57 AM (aDwsi)
Posted by: Ed Anger at April 19, 2013 11:57 AM (tOkJB)
Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at April 19, 2013 11:57 AM (7mQyC)
Let the left sit on this for a while, we don't need to say a word.
Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at April 19, 2013 11:58 AM (oBhEo)
It's the only way.
Posted by: Sen. Rub(e)io at April 19, 2013 11:58 AM (VjL9S)
Posted by: Senator Rube at April 19, 2013 11:58 AM (/Mla1)
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet , still waiting for Godot at April 19, 2013 11:58 AM (l86i3)
This is the long sought "Mormon connection"!
They were just dupes the Mormon ran a false flag op against!
Posted by: @PurpAv at April 19, 2013 11:58 AM (/gHaE)
Posted by: MSM Twitters at April 19, 2013 11:58 AM (QCs/w)
Posted by: Quint&Jessel, Sea of Azof, Bly, UK at April 19, 2013 11:58 AM (7v5Ct)
Posted by: Yip at April 19, 2013 11:58 AM (/jHWN)
Posted by: The Mega Independent at April 19, 2013 03:52 PM (uvaJ1)
If your computer and internet connection blew after you hit return...I feel no sympathy for you
Posted by: Red Shirt at April 19, 2013 11:58 AM (FIDMq)
Posted by: Sideshow Bob's Parole Board at April 19, 2013 11:59 AM (/kI1Q)
Toxic fumes from bathroom remodel require door left open to allow giant hose to get fumes out. So, no doubt, snakes will now invade house and I will have to move permanently as I am not, no way, staying in a house with snakes. Lizards I can handle (the little ones I spray hairspray on to stun them into submission). Of course, Floriduh now has some type of giant snails as well to add to the horrors including pythons, monitor lizards, sink holes, hurricanes and Charlie Crist, Corrine Brown and Alcee Hastings. But I digress.
I have a bone spur in foot from wearing heels and refuse to stop (informed by doctor today), who recommended future surgery "when I have time." I have nearly as many shoes as that Marcos woman and am not going to start wearing nun tie-up oxfords. Oh! and dear husband, now tied up in laundry room, asked me if I told the doctor, who is a friend, that "I always have time." Really funny, darling. I do not have time right now! I am solving this terror attack and other world problems on Ace of Spades with morons!!!
I know I should not whine and stuff,with the world ending, but that has been my day (so far). And the toxic work will happen again because sand got in something and finish is off on sink refinish in guest bath,and toxic guy returns
This BS from the media has really put me in a very bad mood. Islamic Radical Terrorist. Is that too hard to say? I understand that the dead terrorist, with his first day in hell and after being run over by brother, became a US citizen on 9/11/12 to throw that freedom in our faces (heard Steyn...love him). And aunt or mama thinks these sweet boys are being framed. It is a good thing I am not out and about and causing mayhem with sensitive people right now.
Posted by: Dame ChristyBlinky believes nothing at April 19, 2013 11:59 AM (baL2B)
Posted by: Whatev at April 19, 2013 11:59 AM (GP72N)
Posted by: owlpellets at April 19, 2013 11:59 AM (dmEoV)
Posted by: Yip at April 19, 2013 11:59 AM (/jHWN)
Posted by: MSNBC at April 19, 2013 11:59 AM (wAQA5)
Posted by: jem at April 19, 2013 11:59 AM (7g1yh)
Posted by: Calista Flockhart at April 19, 2013 11:59 AM (ypzqs)
Let the left sit on this for a while, we don't need to say a word.
Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at April 19, 2013 03:58 PM (oBhEo)
So it's about time Mcshame got up and screwed the pooch then?
Posted by: Red Shirt at April 19, 2013 11:59 AM (FIDMq)
Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at April 19, 2013 12:00 PM (wR+pz)
Not so bad..., hell I've worked 36 without sleep, and under pressure. Slightly demented and hallucinating at that point.
Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 19, 2013 12:00 PM (aDwsi)
they cannot ignore the siege of Boston, the bombing of a marathon they were hoping were tea partiers, and the diversion of at least 3 states law enforcement personnel
this will hurt the progs. They know it
Posted by: thunderb at April 19, 2013 12:00 PM (Ivw5/)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 19, 2013 12:00 PM (wZbqz)
Posted by: olddog in mo at April 19, 2013 12:00 PM (Qfol9)
Posted by: ghostofhallelujah at April 19, 2013 12:00 PM (XvrTA)
He bled out somewhere and is dead. It will take forever to find his body. Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at April 19, 2013 04:00 PM
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I think so too. Where I live, we would look for the buzzards.
Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 19, 2013 12:01 PM (aDwsi)
Posted by: rickl at April 19, 2013 12:01 PM (zoehZ)
Posted by: BigDaddyD at April 19, 2013 12:01 PM (S4N/h)
From a reported Twitter account shows that Dzhokhar Tsarnaev is a 9-11 truther and a scoamf supporter.
http://tinyurl.com/cvdwzv6
Posted by: YIKES! at April 19, 2013 12:01 PM (mETGQ)
Posted by: Real Joe at April 19, 2013 12:01 PM (DCOVv)
"The bombers were white!"
"But, but they were Muslims."
"Yes, but they were white!"
"But they were Muslim"
Posted by: Cognitive D. Sonance at April 19, 2013 12:02 PM (pxDth)
Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston at April 19, 2013 12:02 PM (KCvsd)
I refuse to believe that we won't be able to someday convince these social conservatives to vote Republican.
Amnesty is the only way to prove to them we are not bad, the only way.
Posted by: Sen. Rub(e)io at April 19, 2013 12:02 PM (VjL9S)
The BTK Killer was a husband, cub scout leader, security system installer, city dog catcher and then supervisor in the city Compliance office.
Just tryin' to fit in.
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 19, 2013 12:02 PM (BAS5M)
Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at April 19, 2013 12:02 PM (7mQyC)
When it warms up a bit more there won't be any problem finding him.
Posted by: @PurpAv at April 19, 2013 12:02 PM (/gHaE)
"I don't have a single American friend"
We must find those bullies!!!
Couldn't have been all the talk about bombs or the smelly cabbage in the pressure cooker.
Posted by: MSNBC at April 19, 2013 12:03 PM (wAQA5)
Posted by: Slappy at April 19, 2013 12:03 PM (LTbLf)
Posted by: thunderb at April 19, 2013 12:03 PM (Ivw5/)
Posted by: DangerGirl @deadlyestrogen at April 19, 2013 12:03 PM (GrtrJ)
gallows humor Posted by: ghostofhallelujah at April 19, 2013 04:00 PM
True that.
" "Depend upon it, sir, when a man knows he is to be hanged in a fortnight, it concentrates his mind wonderfully."---- Dr. Johnson
Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 19, 2013 12:03 PM (aDwsi)
Posted by: Flatbush Joe at April 19, 2013 12:03 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: motionvew at April 19, 2013 12:03 PM (7/lz8)
Posted by: owlpellets at April 19, 2013 12:03 PM (dmEoV)
http://tinyurl.com/cvdwzv6
Posted by: YIKES! at April 19, 2013 04:01 PM (mETGQ)
MFM: Damn reich wing, racist, NRA, Tea Partier
Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 19, 2013 12:04 PM (1Jaio)
Posted by: The Q at April 19, 2013 12:04 PM (XQzGn)
Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at April 19, 2013 12:04 PM (7mQyC)
Posted by: Flatbush Joe at April 19, 2013 12:05 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at April 19, 2013 12:05 PM (7mQyC)
Posted by: Tsarnaev at April 19, 2013 12:05 PM (IkHXL)
They know exactly what they are doing, they know they are venerating child killers. They. Do. Not. Care.
Ideology and politics trumps all.
Posted by: KG at April 19, 2013 12:05 PM (p7BzH)
Posted by: thunderb at April 19, 2013 12:05 PM (Ivw5/)
Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at April 19, 2013 12:05 PM (7mQyC)
Posted by: Bolohatco at April 19, 2013 12:06 PM (G5B6X)
Posted by: Two Tastes That...uh, well...Lead To Progtard Cognitive Dissonance at April 19, 2013 12:06 PM (j2lYi)
Naaa 3-4 days tops, and prevailing winds.
Posted by: Paladin at April 19, 2013 12:06 PM (wa3LG)
Posted by: Janis Ian at April 19, 2013 12:06 PM (8wqqE)
I was only in Boston for 5 days buddy and I found several female Americans I wanted to "befriend".
Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at April 19, 2013 12:06 PM (oBhEo)
Posted by: Beagle at April 19, 2013 12:06 PM (sOtz/)
He bled out somewhere and is dead. It will take forever to find his body.
Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at April 19, 2013 04:00 PM (wR+pz)
Yep. That was my best guess this morning (though the possibility still exists that he killed himself while wounded). It would explain why he has not been seen since early this morning despite an army looking for him.
Posted by: Slappy at April 19, 2013 12:07 PM (LTbLf)
Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at April 19, 2013 12:07 PM (wR+pz)
I discovered my inner conservative after 911
it could happen after this too
and the MFM is overplaying their hand
Posted by: thunderb at April 19, 2013 12:07 PM (Ivw5/)
Posted by: Lincolntf at April 19, 2013 12:07 PM (ZshNr)
Just a couple of mixed up kids, out walking their pressure-cookers, looking for some skittles and iced tea.
GIT IT RIGHT, CRACKA!!!! IT'S SKILLETS!!!!
Posted by: Rev. Al "Race Baiter" Sharpton at April 19, 2013 12:07 PM (Jls4P)
372 "I don't have a single American friend" Posted by: MSNBC at April 19, 2013 04:03 PM (wAQA5)
Wasn't that a line from Barry's 'Dreams Of My Father'?
If Obama had a son.... he'd sound just like an Islamic Terrorist........
Posted by: Strife at April 19, 2013 12:08 PM (ntNJz)
Maybe you're just an asshole.
Posted by: YIKES! at April 19, 2013 04:04 PM (mETGQ)
Hopefully by the end of the day the worms will be his friends.
Posted by: Berserker at April 19, 2013 12:08 PM (FMbng)
Posted by: owlpellets at April 19, 2013 04:03 PM (dmEoV)
My guess is the sewer rats are having a banquet.
Posted by: wth at April 19, 2013 12:08 PM (wAQA5)
Posted by: The Q at April 19, 2013 04:04 PM (XQzGn)
Have you ever thought of making that story into a movie?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 19, 2013 12:08 PM (1Jaio)
Posted by: @PurpAv at April 19, 2013 03:54 PM (/gHaE)
Aye.
Posted by: Attila at April 19, 2013 12:08 PM (Cs2tJ)
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 19, 2013 12:09 PM (BAS5M)
Mercilessly.
Posted by: Strife at April 19, 2013 12:09 PM (ntNJz)
He bled out somewhere and is dead. It will take forever to find his body.
Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at April 19, 2013 04:00 PM (wR+pz)
Yep. That was my best guess this morning (though the possibility still exists that he killed himself while wounded). It would explain why he has not been seen since early this morning despite an army looking for him.
Posted by: Slappy at April 19, 2013 04:07 PM (LTbLf)
This isn't the middle of the woods though. Wouldn't a body in the burbs be pretty obvious.
Posted by: tsrblke at April 19, 2013 12:10 PM (GaqMa)
He bled out somewhere and is dead. It will take forever to find his body.
Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at April 19, 2013 04:00 PM (wR+pz)
Yep. That was my best guess this morning (though the possibility still exists that he killed himself while wounded). It would explain why he has not been seen since early this morning despite an army looking for him.
Posted by: Slappy at April 19, 2013 04:07 PM (LTbLf)
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If he bled that much, the'd definitely find him. Unless he's on the bottom of the Charles River. My money is that he bopped his way back to Coney Island.
Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at April 19, 2013 12:10 PM (EGPJQ)
Posted by: Tsarnaev at April 19, 2013 12:10 PM (90aTA)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's Other Mobile[/i][/b][/s] at April 19, 2013 12:10 PM (qyfb5)
The order to "shelter in place" is all voluntary.
Wow...that would never happen in most other places. Others would be out and armed and looking for these fuckers
Posted by: Albie Damned at April 19, 2013 12:10 PM (Yhu4q)
Posted by: scum lord at April 19, 2013 12:10 PM (rfLaw)
"You got white skin color antipathy in my muslim terrorism!"
Posted by: Two Tastes That...uh, well...Lead To Progtard Cognitive Dissonance at April 19, 2013 04:06 PM (j2lYi)
***
It's two...two...two mints in one.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at April 19, 2013 12:11 PM (pxDth)
Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at April 19, 2013 12:11 PM (7mQyC)
Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 19, 2013 12:11 PM (aDwsi)
Posted by: doc at April 19, 2013 12:11 PM (Jul0L)
Posted by: Janis Ian at April 19, 2013 04:06 PM (8wqqE)
Andrew Breitbart did that. Why can't we all? Courage. War!
Posted by: jem at April 19, 2013 12:11 PM (7g1yh)
Posted by: HILLARY 2016! at April 19, 2013 12:11 PM (ntNJz)
I find it incredible that this kid was able to drive off in the SUV surrounded by cops.
Did all the cop cars crash into each other like in The Blues Brothers?
Posted by: polynikes at April 19, 2013 12:11 PM (m2CN7)
Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at April 19, 2013 12:11 PM (7mQyC)
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 19, 2013 04:09 PM (BAS5M)
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Bloodhounds chasing a 'dark-skinned' youth. Now THAT would cause Gwen Ifil's little brain to explode.
Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at April 19, 2013 12:11 PM (EGPJQ)
Did all the cop cars crash into each other like in The Blues Brothers?
Posted by: polynikes at April 19, 2013 04:11 PM (m2CN7)
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I thought I heard "HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT" over the scanner.
Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at April 19, 2013 12:12 PM (EGPJQ)
Posted by: Regular Moron [/i] at April 19, 2013 12:13 PM (feFL6)
Posted by: BigDaddyD at April 19, 2013 12:13 PM (S4N/h)
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet , still waiting for Godot at April 19, 2013 12:13 PM (l86i3)
Posted by: Henry at April 19, 2013 12:14 PM (R8X+X)
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 19, 2013 12:14 PM (9H+iJ)
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet , still waiting for Godot at April 19, 2013 12:15 PM (l86i3)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, no ampersand joke here at April 19, 2013 12:15 PM (fMiHM)
The order to "shelter in place" is all voluntary.
Wow...that would never happen in most other places. Others would be out and armed and looking for these fuckers Posted by: Albie Damned at April 19, 2013 04:10 PM
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Back in the 20's (?) a guy here held up a liquor store and killed a guy. Then, while being hunted, he shot the Chief of police. Now, get this..., the newspaper editor grabbed his gun, organized a posse, hunted the guy down an shot him. Good days, good days...
Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 19, 2013 12:15 PM (aDwsi)
Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at April 19, 2013 12:15 PM (7mQyC)
Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at April 19, 2013 04:11 PM (EGPJQ)
Make sure it's a redneck with a coon hound.
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet , still waiting for Godot at April 19, 2013 04:13 PM (l86i3)
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Carrying a double barrel shotgun and with a huge 'chaw' of tobacco. Yelling "Where is ya BOY?"
Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at April 19, 2013 12:16 PM (EGPJQ)
Posted by: Dame ChristyBlinky believes nothing at April 19, 2013 12:16 PM (baL2B)
Posted by: Beagle at April 19, 2013 12:17 PM (sOtz/)
When it warms up a bit more there won't be any problem finding him.
I don't know why they don't let the dogs out, they'll find the body in a couple minutes. Posted by: Regular Moron at April 19, 2013 04:13 PM
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If it were Chicago, they would not have enough dogs.
Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 19, 2013 12:17 PM (aDwsi)
Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 19, 2013 04:15 PM (aDwsi)
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There's your problem: we do not have 'newspaper editors' anymore. They are 'social consciences'. Or something.
Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at April 19, 2013 12:17 PM (EGPJQ)
Posted by: Tsarnaev at April 19, 2013 12:19 PM (HlUFk)
Posted by: Beelzebub and his Party Animal Posse at April 19, 2013 12:19 PM (QCs/w)
Posted by: tsrblke at April 19, 2013 04:10 PM (GaqMa)
Maybe, but Boston and its suburbs have plenty of abandoned buildings, wooded parks, etc. Or maybe he broke into a house where nobody was home all day.
Posted by: Slappy at April 19, 2013 12:19 PM (LTbLf)
Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 19, 2013 04:15 PM (aDwsi)
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There's your problem: we do not have 'newspaper editors' anymore. They are 'social consciences'. Or something. Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at April 19, 2013 04:17 PM
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I'm told that we do have 'Master bedrooms' anymore either. It's 'offensive'
Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 19, 2013 12:19 PM (aDwsi)
Posted by: Dzhokhar at April 19, 2013 12:20 PM (wAQA5)
Ace...you're not asking the right question. The question is: WHY are they trying to soften his image up?
It's already come out that he was a registered voter. But NOBODY is saying whether he was registered as a Dem or Rep. Just that he was registered to vote. Now, whenever the media omits the party affiliation in a negative story, what does that always mean?
Just tossing that one out there.
Posted by: Bets at April 19, 2013 12:21 PM (tDvvM)
Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 19, 2013 12:21 PM (aDwsi)
Posted by: MoeRon at April 19, 2013 12:24 PM (HDSb9)
Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at April 19, 2013 12:25 PM (7mQyC)
Posted by: MoeRon at April 19, 2013 12:26 PM (HDSb9)
Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at April 19, 2013 12:27 PM (7mQyC)
Except for the guys robbing the store happened to look exactly like the terrorists on video.....
Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston at April 19, 2013 12:27 PM (KCvsd)
Posted by: GardenGnome at April 19, 2013 12:29 PM (7tVNd)
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet , still waiting for Godot at April 19, 2013 04:13 PM (l86i3)
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Carrying a double barrel shotgun and with a huge 'chaw' oftobacco. Yelling "Where is ya BOY?"
Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at April 19, 2013 04:16 PM (EGPJQ)
Wearing bib overalls, a straw planter's hat, and looking grizzled and gone to seed. The lead hound's name is Ol Blue.
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 19, 2013 12:30 PM (BAS5M)
Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at April 19, 2013 12:30 PM (7mQyC)
But the acts of a few American “crazies” is enough to judge all Americans who own guns.
Posted by: ChristyBlinky at April 19, 2013 12:41 PM (baL2B)
Just tryin' to fit in.
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 19, 2013 04:02 PM (BAS5M)
Along those lines, John Wayne Gacy was a comer in Cook County (Democratic) politics. He once had his picture taken with Rosalynn Carter as the result of his community and political work.
FBI profiler Robert Ressler studied at length the ability of some serial killers such as Gacy and Bundy to maintain a facade of normalcy. He concluded that violent sociopaths; i.e., those diagnosed with antisocial personality disorder (formerly and more accurately called psychopaths) are capable of extraordinary compartmentalization. Leading such a double life simply isn't that difficult if one views murder for fun in much the same way a normal person views a game of ping-pong or put-put golf. Sociopaths don't have feelings as we understand them. They are keenly aware of their own needs and possess a strong sense of self-preservation, but are not capable of anything approaching empathy or guilt.
That's how one of the Boston bombers (I forget which one) could place his backpack beside a smiling, happy eight-year-old boy without batting an eye.
Posted by: troyriser at April 19, 2013 12:52 PM (vtiE6)
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What in the GODDAMNED HELL!!??!?!
Posted by: imp at April 19, 2013 11:23 AM (UaxA0)