February 16, 2013
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Posted by: Tobacco Road at February 16, 2013 09:59 AM (4Mv1T)
Posted by: Tobacco Road at February 16, 2013 10:01 AM (4Mv1T)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 16, 2013 10:02 AM (UOM48)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 16, 2013 10:02 AM (qqZuQ)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette, assault Hobbit at February 16, 2013 10:04 AM (wbeNt)
Posted by: Tobacco Road at February 16, 2013 10:04 AM (4Mv1T)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 16, 2013 10:06 AM (GEICT)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 16, 2013 10:06 AM (9Bj8R)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 16, 2013 10:06 AM (qqZuQ)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 16, 2013 10:07 AM (qqZuQ)
Posted by: Tobacco Road at February 16, 2013 10:07 AM (4Mv1T)
You're going to hell for that.Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 16, 2013 10:07 AM (GEICT)
Posted by: waldo at February 16, 2013 10:09 AM (6J6x7)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 16, 2013 10:10 AM (piMMO)
She is gorgeous. I just watched the video of the event and she looks spectacular! So fit, so effortlessly feminine and all while wearing a simple pair of black slacks with a black top and lightweight knit/lacy sweater.
She really looks so effortlessly good and yummy in her clothes. The multi strand stone necklace added an even more interesting dimension to the simple, clean look.
She gets it. She really does.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 16, 2013 10:10 AM (UOM48)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 16, 2013 10:11 AM (qqZuQ)
F.
F.
S.
That's just...disturbing.Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 16, 2013 10:12 AM (GEICT)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 16, 2013 10:13 AM (piMMO)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 16, 2013 10:15 AM (GEICT)
Posted by: phoenixgirl waiting for spring training at February 16, 2013 10:15 AM (GVxQo)
Where the hell is Ace? He at the library writing his thesis to post on the f*cking conversation? I swear that conversation thingy is gonna be the death of this smart military blog.
*kicks the blogs tire*
*frowns*
*spits*
Posted by: Some Guy in Wisconsin at February 16, 2013 10:15 AM (LMtDw)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 16, 2013 10:16 AM (GEICT)
Posted by: eureka! at February 16, 2013 10:16 AM (HPRku)
Posted by: waldo at February 16, 2013 10:17 AM (6J6x7)
Posted by: phoenixgirl waiting for spring training at February 16, 2013 10:17 AM (GVxQo)
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Where the hell is Ace?
Ace usually takes time off on the weekends...to decompress, and rest up.
Posted by: wheatie at February 16, 2013 10:18 AM (DZbQ0)
Posted by: eureka! at February 16, 2013 02:16 PM (HPRku)
*******
Guess that's what happens when you name it the S.S. Guam.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 16, 2013 10:18 AM (qqZuQ)
Posted by: waldo at February 16, 2013 10:19 AM (6J6x7)
Posted by: USS Diversity at February 16, 2013 10:19 AM (QLJPW)
Posted by: Sqguido at February 16, 2013 10:19 AM (vTgnx)
Posted by: Dang at February 16, 2013 10:21 AM (R18D0)
Post the URL. We can find the "gigor megs". Serioulsy.
It will vary on video length, graphics, etc.
Posted by: Tobacco Road at February 16, 2013 10:22 AM (4Mv1T)
Second....GoPro cam + hula hoop + bikini-clad hottie = teh awesome!
http://youtu.be/CNc5nVn-Qp4
Posted by: EC at February 16, 2013 10:23 AM (doBIb)
Posted by: Reisen Udongein Inaba at February 16, 2013 10:23 AM (Vk2pI)
Posted by: Some Guy in Wisconsin at February 16, 2013 10:25 AM (LMtDw)
Posted by: EC at February 16, 2013 10:25 AM (doBIb)
Posted by: Octopi AoSHQ at February 16, 2013 10:26 AM (qqZuQ)
EC - I cannot thank you enough for that. Just outstanding work.
Posted by: Muad'dib - Bringer of Cookies at February 16, 2013 10:26 AM (SCTXH)
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 16, 2013 10:26 AM (C8mVl)
Posted by: toby928© typing slowly with one eye anhd one finger at February 16, 2013 10:27 AM (QupBk)
They have a 'Rabbit Problem' at the Denver Int'l Airport now?
Well, maybe it wasn't a good idea to get rid of all those coyotes.
They trapped and chased off the coyotes...and now they have an overpopulation of hungry rabbits, chewing on people's cars.
Wow. Go figure.
In case you haven't been there...Denver put their big Int'l Airport out in the middle of nowhere, in a prairie.
Posted by: wheatie at February 16, 2013 10:27 AM (DZbQ0)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 16, 2013 10:28 AM (piMMO)
Somebody who knows what the eff they're talking about please jump in. I clearly do not.
Posted by: Tobacco Road at February 16, 2013 10:28 AM (4Mv1T)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 16, 2013 02:26 PM (UOM4
Well, sort of. You could say its been infected with dis and dat.
Posted by: Octopi AoSHQ at February 16, 2013 10:28 AM (qqZuQ)
Posted by: wheatie at February 16, 2013 02:27 PM (DZbQ0)
*****
FIFY
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 16, 2013 10:29 AM (qqZuQ)
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 16, 2013 10:30 AM (C8mVl)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 16, 2013 10:31 AM (GEICT)
Posted by: Truman North at February 16, 2013 10:32 AM (ItWCD)
Light a fire under his ass.
Or...
The last resort of all parents: write it for him.
Posted by: EC at February 16, 2013 10:33 AM (doBIb)
I used to tell mine that we weren't going fishing until he cranked that puppy out. Worked every time.
Posted by: Muad'dib - Bringer of Cookies at February 16, 2013 10:34 AM (SCTXH)
I'm havin trouble getting him to do the research (eg reading and remembering the contents of the book) he needs to even start.
Posted by: Truman North at February 16, 2013 02:32 PM (ItWCD)
What's the subject?
Posted by: Tami [/i] at February 16, 2013 10:34 AM (X6akg)
How do you get a ten year old boy to write a paper for school?
I'm havin trouble getting him to do the research (eg reading and remembering the contents of the book) he needs to even start.
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Get somebody else to write it.
Posted by: Joke Biden at February 16, 2013 10:35 AM (QLJPW)
How do you get a ten year old boy to write a paper for school?
Incentivize it.
Tell him if it is laudatory of the president and gets picked up by the press he can sit in the First Lady's box at the next SOTU.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 16, 2013 10:35 AM (qqZuQ)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 16, 2013 10:35 AM (piMMO)
I'm havin trouble getting him to do the research (eg reading and remembering the contents of the book) he needs to even start.
Posted by: Truman North
Help him find a book that about something fun, like hookers or vaginas. Or maybe mix it up a bit and find a book about hookers' vaginas.
Posted by: Dang at February 16, 2013 10:36 AM (R18D0)
When you find the solution to this, you can sell it, and easily retire. Truly.
Posted by: Tobacco Road at February 16, 2013 10:36 AM (4Mv1T)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 16, 2013 10:36 AM (l86i3)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 16, 2013 10:36 AM (piMMO)
Posted by: waldo at February 16, 2013 10:36 AM (6J6x7)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 16, 2013 10:37 AM (piMMO)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 16, 2013 10:37 AM (l86i3)
Truman @ 66
Incentivize it. Break the work into smaller parts and give him a reward of some kind everytime he completes one small part. It may sound Pavlovian, but I still use that tactic on my 15 year old, and he knows I'm doing it. Yet, he still responds.
My older son had more self - discipline.
And work with him - make it a joint effort to some degree. That is, if he really likes your company and wants his Dad to be his hero. I would guess- "yes".
Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes..... at February 16, 2013 10:37 AM (Md8Uo)
Tony Fabrizio?
Oh yeah...it's coming back to me now...he was in Rick Perry's campaign, and was outed by GOProud.
I had forgotten the guy's name, but I remember that fiasco.
Just one of many fiascos in the huge clusterfuck of the 2011 Primaries.
Are we doomed to repeat that shit in 2015?
Has Priebus already agreed to having the same number of ridiculous Debates, run by liberal media pundits?
Because that was a fucking nightmare.
Posted by: wheatie at February 16, 2013 10:38 AM (DZbQ0)
so piers morgan claims womyn send him their undies.......
What's the deal? Ratings dropped so low he had to start taking in laundry to make ends meet?
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 16, 2013 10:38 AM (qqZuQ)
Sub-contract the assignment out to a 10 year old Indian boy.
Posted by: EC at February 16, 2013 10:38 AM (doBIb)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 16, 2013 10:39 AM (l86i3)
Posted by: Abner "Bugs" Doubleday at February 16, 2013 10:39 AM (g1kMF)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 16, 2013 10:40 AM (l86i3)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 16, 2013 10:41 AM (piMMO)
How do you get a ten year old boy to write a paper for school?
Tell him when it's finished I have a roll of quarters waiting for him in my pocket.
Posted by: Harry Reid at February 16, 2013 10:41 AM (0WLla)
Posted by: waldo at February 16, 2013 10:41 AM (6J6x7)
...bacon shaving cream. For realz:
http://tinyurl.com/cjctsyo
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 16, 2013 10:42 AM (UOM48)
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 16, 2013 10:42 AM (C8mVl)
Truman,
If he hasn't picked the topic yet...then ask him what is something that he is "really interested in".
That's the key...a topic that he is interested in knowing more about.
Then help him draft an Outline, and let him do the rest.
Posted by: wheatie at February 16, 2013 10:43 AM (DZbQ0)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 16, 2013 10:43 AM (piMMO)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at February 16, 2013 10:44 AM (+z4pE)
Posted by: 80% of College Kids at February 16, 2013 10:44 AM (QLJPW)
http://tinyurl.com/84qqh8h
Two things smell like bacon...
...one of them is bacon.
Posted by: EC at February 16, 2013 10:45 AM (doBIb)
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 16, 2013 10:46 AM (C8mVl)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 16, 2013 10:46 AM (piMMO)
Question for the former/present Marine morons. My son qualified with his A2 last week and scored a 214. Is that good?
Posted by: EC at February 16, 2013 10:46 AM (doBIb)
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Pewwwwwwweeee! Not much better than dead skunk in the middle of the road stinkin' to high heaven.
If wild dog urine is as acidic as domestic cat, it burns through metal. Our initial back door was the pissing spot of our neighbor's cat before we got dogs and replaced the door.
Posted by: panzernashorn at February 16, 2013 10:47 AM (MhA4j)
Moron Racing Alert! Milka Dunos is in the ARCA race @ 4:30 on Speed Channel.
That is all. We now return you to your fried bunny wabbit.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at February 16, 2013 10:47 AM (+z4pE)
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 16, 2013 02:46 PM (C8mVl)
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I suppose they both could be effective, but it's a lot harder to beat his little hiney with a carrot.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 16, 2013 10:47 AM (qqZuQ)
Can't a boy enjoy a Rascal Flatts concert without having to ref a homocon catfight?!??
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 16, 2013 02:43 PM (piMMO)
He cracks me up.
Posted by: Tami[/i] at February 16, 2013 10:47 AM (X6akg)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 16, 2013 10:47 AM (GEICT)
Posted by: Xavier at February 16, 2013 10:48 AM (gkfvW)
Posted by: teej at February 16, 2013 10:48 AM (ZBXhE)
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 16, 2013 10:48 AM (C8mVl)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 16, 2013 10:48 AM (l86i3)
Posted by: panzernashorn at February 16, 2013 10:49 AM (MhA4j)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 16, 2013 10:49 AM (PxYrx)
Car wires are being coated with coyote urine to deter the bunnies.
Now you're just trying to get me pissed off.
Posted by: Wile E. Coyote at February 16, 2013 10:49 AM (qqZuQ)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 16, 2013 10:50 AM (l86i3)
Sadly, I wouldn't be the slightest bit surprised. He inserts his worthless self into every. fucking. thing.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 16, 2013 10:50 AM (UOM48)
BTW, ice was 36" thick last week when I went.
Posted by: Muad'dib - Bringer of Cookies at February 16, 2013 10:50 AM (SCTXH)
The best answer I can come up with myself is "Wait about nine years"......if I live that long.
;^)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 16, 2013 02:49 PM (PxYrx)
My mother's method? Flick my cheek with her thumb and middle finger. I'd rather she had hit me with a 2 X 4.
Posted by: Tami[/i] at February 16, 2013 10:51 AM (X6akg)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 16, 2013 10:51 AM (l86i3)
I think we've found a career for Jay Carney. Or Piers Morgan.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 16, 2013 10:51 AM (UOM48)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 16, 2013 10:51 AM (piMMO)
Posted by: 80% of College Kids at February 16, 2013 10:52 AM (QLJPW)
Grab him by the collar and shout in his face, "LOOK AT ME WHEN I TALK TO YOU!!! I MADE YOU! IF YOU DON'T SHAPE THE FUCK UP, I'LL TAKE YOU OUT AND MAKE ANOTHER ONE!!! DO YOU HEAR ME?!?!?! I'LL MAKE YOU DISAPPEAR!!! WE'LL GO FOR A DRIVE AND I'LL COME HOME ALONE!!! DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME???"
Then when his heart rate comes back to normal, you say, "Now...where were we?"
Posted by: EC at February 16, 2013 10:52 AM (doBIb)
Cage with a floor that slants towards a drain. And, not enough.
Posted by: Muad'dib - Bringer of Cookies at February 16, 2013 10:53 AM (SCTXH)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 16, 2013 10:53 AM (piMMO)
98 Rabbits can be fried up just like chicken.
Wild rabbits are pretty rangey and tough....as Margarita DeVille mentioned.
And if you've never dealt with one, they are covered in parasites and little crawly things!
So you better wear gloves, while you're skinning them.
It's a good idea to marinate wild rabbit meat in some cheap wine, overnite.
Red or white wine, doesn't really matter.
Posted by: wheatie at February 16, 2013 10:53 AM (DZbQ0)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 16, 2013 10:53 AM (l86i3)
A little tough though.
Although I haven't fixed any in a while, several grocery stores sell rabbit down here. If TSHTF, I'll build some pens in the back yard of Casa Backwardio and procure some Purina Wabbit Chow and some wabbits.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at February 16, 2013 10:53 AM (+z4pE)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 16, 2013 10:54 AM (PxYrx)
puffing and frowning at a quarter (0r more) of the things you say.
Grab him by the collar and shout in his face, "LOOK AT ME WHEN I TALK TO YOU!!! I MADE YOU! IF YOU DON'T SHAPE THE FUCK UP, I'LL TAKE YOU OUT AND MAKE ANOTHER ONE!!! DO YOU HEAR ME?!?!?! I'LL MAKE YOU DISAPPEAR!!! WE'LL GO FOR A DRIVE AND I'LL COME HOME ALONE!!! DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME???"
Then when his heart rate comes back to normal, you say, "Now...where were we?"
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Or, as I used to say, "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out of it." Followed with evil, hard, glare.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 16, 2013 10:54 AM (UOM48)
Posted by: teej at February 16, 2013 10:54 AM (zSyar)
heh.
More republican debates hosted by lefties...... leads to......... more time for lefty talking heads to trash the republicans and to demoralize republican voters who are watching said debates...smells like victory... for the left.
The republicans need to have Walter Williams or Mark Styne or Thomas Sowell or somebody like those three hosting the republican debates..... low info voters need to hear important subjects discussed, not the claptrap that lefty tv talking heads bring up in debates....like contraception etc etc...
There is no doubt in my mind that Stephanopolous and Crowley ( and no doubt others) were working hand in hand with the DNC in the debate set ups. F*cking shamefull. If the RNC allows shit like that to happen again then the republicans might as well disband. F*ck the Republican Party if they allow this shit.
Posted by: Some Guy in Wisconsin at February 16, 2013 10:54 AM (LMtDw)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 16, 2013 10:55 AM (GEICT)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 16, 2013 02:54 PM (PxYrx)
Oh.....it's a 'he'! Well then while he's rolling his eye you can thank your lucky stars it's not a girl.
Posted by: Tami[/i] at February 16, 2013 10:55 AM (X6akg)
How do you get the pee out of the coyote?
With the size of my prostate, that can be a real problem.
Posted by: Wile E. Coyote at February 16, 2013 10:55 AM (qqZuQ)
Teach him how to cut and paste from something somebody else wrote.
Posted by: Toure at February 16, 2013 10:55 AM (HPRku)
Three step children, one of my own. All boys.
I told them the story of what happens when a new male lion enters a pride after killing the former alpha male.
Posted by: EC at February 16, 2013 10:55 AM (doBIb)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 16, 2013 10:55 AM (piMMO)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 16, 2013 10:56 AM (GEICT)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 16, 2013 10:57 AM (PxYrx)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 16, 2013 10:58 AM (l86i3)
The good news is, one day your kid will come to you and thank you for being a hard-ass, and tell you how much trouble you kept him from getting into.
And he'll send you flowers and chocolate every Valentine's Day and Mother's Day. *sniff*
That being said, 13 to 18 year olds are evil little fuckers.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 16, 2013 10:58 AM (UOM48)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 16, 2013 10:58 AM (PxYrx)
The Obama Touch©
Catch the fever!
Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at February 16, 2013 10:59 AM (Ipj15)
Posted by: ssshhh. I'm embarrassed. at February 16, 2013 10:59 AM (HPRku)
I got an almost 6 year old little girl that will make you scream with rage.Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 16, 2013 10:59 AM (GEICT)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 16, 2013 10:59 AM (PxYrx)
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 16, 2013 11:00 AM (C8mVl)
The Obama Touch©
Catch the fever!
Good grief.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 16, 2013 11:00 AM (UOM48)
Kid: My dad's trying to make me write a paper for school.
Dispatch: We have units on the way.
Posted by: Craig Poe at February 16, 2013 11:01 AM (BVkEs)
I'm thankful the sperm cell had the Y chromosome when my wife got pregnant. I don't know what I'd do if I had a daughter. Probably let her get away with everything and leave it to my wife to keep her straight.
Funny story: my wife came from a family of 5 daughters. Her father had no idea how to handle them and they ALWAYS got their asses racked by their mother instead.
Posted by: EC at February 16, 2013 11:02 AM (doBIb)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 16, 2013 02:59 PM (GEICT)
You have no idea what is coming.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 16, 2013 11:03 AM (GsoHv)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 16, 2013 11:03 AM (l86i3)
147 I hear girls are much worse, but not having had a girl I don't have any comparison to make.
Biggest problem with teenage girls...is that their bodies have matured, but their brains are years behind that level of physical maturity.
What doesn't help, is when they hear shit like: "You're a woman now"...when they start having their periods.
So, they think:
"Oh, okay. I'm a woman now. You can't tell me what to do!"
Posted by: wheatie at February 16, 2013 11:04 AM (DZbQ0)
I'm having a difficult time changing the channel from women's curling.
There's just something about lots of naughty looking young thangs in tight black pants screaming about how hard they want it.
Posted by: Lurking Canuck at February 16, 2013 11:04 AM (0WLla)
Posted by: EC at February 16, 2013 03:02 PM (doBIb)
Because girls can manipulate, pull the wool over Dad's eyes, etc. Mom, being a girl, can see through all of it.
Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am (Hard! Hurry hard!) at February 16, 2013 11:04 AM (X11b6)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 16, 2013 11:04 AM (GEICT)
You know, the more of your posts I read, the more I become convinced you're my long lost brother. 1st cousin at least.
Heh, we do have a lot in common: music, kollidge football and bball, boobehs, good cooking, boobehs...
But then again, the Horde is everywhere.
Speaking of, my guitar player is gonna hook me up with a new set of Evans heads for free in a couple of months. He knows a rep.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at February 16, 2013 11:04 AM (+z4pE)
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 16, 2013 11:04 AM (C8mVl)
My son threatened the same thing with me...once.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 16, 2013 11:04 AM (UOM48)
I highlighted the phone # for Child Protective Services for our brat.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 16, 2013 11:05 AM (GsoHv)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 16, 2013 11:05 AM (GEICT)
Awww...
Posted by: EC at February 16, 2013 11:05 AM (doBIb)
I'm having a difficult time changing the channel from women's curling.
Didn't you Canucks have a ridiculously hot curling team at the last Winter Olympics?
Posted by: Muad'dib - Bringer of Cookies at February 16, 2013 11:06 AM (SCTXH)
Inner ear issues, I think. But only when I shoot and then paddle. Hmm.
Posted by: eureka! at February 16, 2013 11:06 AM (HPRku)
Posted by: real joe in blue state hell at February 16, 2013 11:06 AM (PD2ad)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 16, 2013 11:06 AM (l86i3)
Posted by: teej at February 16, 2013 11:06 AM (EWy0D)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 16, 2013 11:07 AM (PxYrx)
Hehe...
"Does OSP have to cut a bitch?"
Posted by: EC at February 16, 2013 11:07 AM (doBIb)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 16, 2013 03:05 PM (GEICT)
Mine is 18 and in college. And a great kid. And I have to resist driving 11 hours to knock the crap out of some college freshman boy who may or may not be toying with her emotions.
So even when they are great it sucks.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 16, 2013 11:07 AM (GsoHv)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 16, 2013 11:08 AM (l86i3)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 16, 2013 11:08 AM (GEICT)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 16, 2013 11:09 AM (GEICT)
172...Yep. I got pretty Blondes. I'm quite sure I'll have to kill a motherfucker before it's overwith.
Best line ever:
"I have a .357 and a shovel, and I doubt that you will be missed."
[From the movie, 'Clueless'.]
Posted by: wheatie at February 16, 2013 11:10 AM (DZbQ0)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 16, 2013 11:10 AM (l86i3)
I offered him the phone and told him I hoped he'd enjoy giving up his nice big bedroom and bath, and hoped he'd enjoy living in temporary custody in a crowded home with strangers and sharing a bath with six or seven other kids.
And told him his toys and games would all go to Goodwill.
Nipped that crap in the bud.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 16, 2013 11:12 AM (UOM48)
Posted by: Judge_Roy_Bean at February 16, 2013 11:12 AM (cCxiu)
This is how you answer the door when the boyfriend comes over to take your daughter out.
http://youtu.be/YMnP_zQmMLw
Posted by: EC at February 16, 2013 11:13 AM (doBIb)
BBoy Squared wasn't too much trouble. But the apple of my eye is my little 7-yo Grand-Daughter. She loves to go for rides in her Papa Gator's old, beat-up pickup truck.
She really wants to ride in the open bed. I can't wait either, but that's a little ways away.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at February 16, 2013 11:13 AM (+z4pE)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 16, 2013 11:14 AM (GEICT)
"Muthafucka, you look thirty!!!"
Posted by: EC at February 16, 2013 11:15 AM (doBIb)
Posted by: Tobacco Road at February 16, 2013 11:15 AM (4Mv1T)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 16, 2013 11:17 AM (l86i3)
Some (not all) girls are waaaaaay more aggressive nowadays. My mother would have knocked me into the next century for even thinking of calling boys the way girls do now.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 16, 2013 11:17 AM (UOM48)
173 Rabbits tough? Heh, not around here. Of course I'm talking cotton tails. Wheatie might be talking jackrabbits. The only bad thing about rabbits is how bad they smell when field dressing.
It depends on what they've been eating, teej...and how old they are.
And yeah, the smell.
Not a very appetizing smell.
Posted by: wheatie at February 16, 2013 11:17 AM (DZbQ0)
Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie ® at February 16, 2013 11:18 AM (1hM1d)
No kidding. My mother would have shipped me off to the nearest convent. 
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 16, 2013 11:19 AM (C8mVl)
This is how you answer the door when the boyfriend comes over to take your daughter out.
That was funny!
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at February 16, 2013 11:19 AM (+z4pE)
Posted by: teej at February 16, 2013 11:21 AM (tF9LY)
Didn't you Canucks have a ridiculously hot curling team at the last Winter Olympics?
If I remember correctly the last Olympic team had a pretty hot cougar as skip. Not sure about the rest of the team.
But overall, it's pretty amazing the talent in recent years (from lots of countries for that matter). A lot more money in it than there used to be, so not surprising I suppose.
On the daughter topic....yeah...got a 14yo, pretty girl here. The boys have been sniffing around for some time.
Fortunately she's not a fucking retard....yet. Regardless, I'm taking her for gun lessons next month. I figure the two of us handling and cleaning guns should tamp down most unacceptable behaviour from all the little walking erections.
Posted by: Lurking Canuck at February 16, 2013 11:22 AM (0WLla)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 16, 2013 11:23 AM (PxYrx)
191...Some (not all) girls are waaaaaay more aggressive nowadays. My mother would have knocked me into the next century for even thinking of calling boys the way girls do now.
My dad and my brothers would've been mortified if I ever called a boy.
I needed to call a boy about an assignment one time...so I had one of my brothers do it for me.
Posted by: wheatie at February 16, 2013 11:24 AM (DZbQ0)
Posted by: USS Diversity at February 16, 2013 11:27 AM (QLJPW)
198 What is the difference between courting and dating?
Used to be...courting is what you did *before* you got to the priviledge of taking the girl out.
It consisted of coming over to the girl's house, bringing things to the family, flowers for the mother, etc.
Then after a while...you got to the stage where you could take the girl out on a date.
Posted by: wheatie at February 16, 2013 11:28 AM (DZbQ0)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 16, 2013 03:23 PM (PxYrx)
Briefly, courting is dating with a purpose, and that's marriage. It isn't dating just to play the field or have fun. Usually the guy asks the parent(s) for permission to court the daughter. So while you're "dating" so to speak, you're serious about it and you're learning whether the person is marriage material. And from people I know, the courting process doesn't last years and years like some dating relationships can. At some point you fish or cut bait.
Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am (Hard! Hurry hard!) at February 16, 2013 11:28 AM (X11b6)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 16, 2013 11:29 AM (GEICT)
Posted by: teej at February 16, 2013 11:30 AM (tF9LY)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 16, 2013 11:32 AM (PxYrx)
Posted by: Muad'dib - Bringer of Cookies at February 16, 2013 11:33 AM (SCTXH)
Posted by: teej at February 16, 2013 03:30 PM (tF9LY)
A church near me is big on courting but also has a lot of people who live away from their parents. So while the parents may be involved to some extent members of the congregation will keep an eye on things when couples are dating/courting.
Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am (Hard! Hurry hard!) at February 16, 2013 11:34 AM (X11b6)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 16, 2013 03:17 PM (UOM4
About 6 or 7 years ago, I started getting calls from some young girl asking for my husband. This kid couldn't have been more than 10....if that. When I didn't answer she'd leave what she thought were sexy messages on our answering machine. After about 20 calls....and some digging around on the internet, I found her name in our local elementary school newsletter and their home address.
I called the house...her mother answered and I explained what her daughter had been doing. At first the mother was, "There is NO way my daughter is calling you." I asked her if the daughter was there and she said no, she's at her friends house....since I had just received a call from this girl (apparently from her friend's house)....I gave the mother the phone number of the friend's house from my caller ID. I also gave the mother my number and asked her to see if it had been dialed from her house. At this point, the mother was gobsmacked....could not believe it. I told her that if I was able to track them down, it wouldn't be difficult for someone else who her daughter was calling to also track her down....and that someone else may not be so 'nice' and that she's lucky she didn't dial some child predator.
I sincerely hope that little bitch couldn't sit down for a month....stupid little bint.
Posted by: Tami[/i] at February 16, 2013 11:39 AM (X6akg)
since everyone is here now, repost from last thread:
61 Any San Fran, North or East Bay morons here?
My daughter was outside smoking and she let out a big yelp. She
swears she saw a fireball streaking towards the west (Pacific). Yes she
is sober and no, she is not prone to hysterics
Posted by: Ma Bell at February 15, 2013 10:58 PM
Another Meteor Flashes Across Bay AreaSkies
http://tinyurl.com/co7zuhf
SAN FRANCISCO (CBS SF) — On the heels of a close fly-by of an asteroid 17,000 miles from Earth on Friday morning and a devastating meteor that landed in Russia, Bay Area stargazers caught a glimpse of another meteor Friday night.
Posted by: kbdabear at February 16, 2013 11:40 AM (mCvL4)
143 I did threaten to put my son down in the unfinished cold basement and feed him on bread and water .....
I tried that with my youngest son and he said "Just wait until I have to take care of you."
I had to laugh at that one.
Posted by: olddog at February 16, 2013 11:58 AM (A9na/)
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