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August 09, 2013

Alec Baldwin, Known Racist and Gay-Hater, To Host MSNBC Show
— Ace

What will the show be called?

I have a suggestion. Given the fact that it is only a matter of time before Alec Baldwin calls his critics "coons," "queens," or implies they're dykes, MSNBC should just cut out the middleman and call the hour-long program what it will eventually be called anyway:

A Heartfelt Apology to Our Gay and Minority Viewers
with Alec Baldwin

Paula Deen lost everything, but Alec Baldwin has paid no price at all for his serial deployment of forbidden slurs. Know this, and Know That They Protect Their Own.

Because people who are on TV are Dumb, and Dumb is Easy, and Easy is Holy, so by the commutative property of mathematics, People On TV are Holy.

Paula Deen Was on TV Too: A commenter notes this. Yes, I was trying to make a point about Baldwin being mobbed up with the NBC tv and corporate crew -- he hosted Saturday Night Live twenty or more times and so knew all the people in the building. I imagine he got heavily drunk with suits a time or two.

Plus, being a Handsome Person from Hollywood, he was infusing their lives with a little frisson of celebrity when he would gift them with his presence, and apparently they still haven't gotten over being star-struck.

People in the media are starf***ers. That's why they're there. They want to be Among the famous, or famous themselves, and anyone who wants to be famous himself considers fame a virtue and therefore Alec Baldwin has virtue.

Or at least he had it during the 80s and 90s. Close enough.

Posted by: Ace at 09:40 AM | Comments (249)
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1 No worries, no one watches MSNBC anyway...

Posted by: hello, it's me also a creep-assed cracka.. at August 09, 2013 09:42 AM (9+ccr)

2 How come Al Sharpton doesn't demand his ass be canned?

Posted by: BarakaTarkata at August 09, 2013 09:42 AM (si4cu)

Paula Deen. Alec Baldwin. There's definitely a double-standard at work here: One for fat white guys and another for the women who cook for them.

Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at August 09, 2013 09:42 AM (F3nFt)

4 But Paula Deen was on TV Ace. What's the difference?

Posted by: Gaff at August 09, 2013 09:43 AM (jPS2y)

5 I think "Fuck You, Homos" has a nice ring.

Posted by: Dr Spank at August 09, 2013 09:43 AM (qRasw)

6 Oh, and sort of related, but not really,the Olympic committee has asked Russia to "clarify" It's anti-gay laws.....

Posted by: hello, it's me also a creep-assed cracka.. at August 09, 2013 09:44 AM (9+ccr)

7 PUT that microphone down! Talk shows are for closers.

Posted by: Blake from downtown at August 09, 2013 09:44 AM (T6lOL)

8 I was told there would be no mathematical proofs on this blog.

Posted by: joncelli at August 09, 2013 09:44 AM (RD7QR)

9

Don't forget he also abuses young girls by calling them pigs, and also calls older women sluts and slobby washed-out whores.

But he gets a huge pass for that, cuz feminism.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Feminist at August 09, 2013 09:44 AM (raGXo)

The problem with Paula Deen is that she took all the criticism to heart.

She should have siad it was long ago, and another time, and it was wrong then and now.

And then ..no more comment..

Beating a long dead horse is stupid....I notice she has now shut up about it, and this issue seems to have been forgotten.

Posted by: ploome at August 09, 2013 09:44 AM (UoreL)

11 Southerners versus Northerners.

The Narrative says that all Southerners are racist, and that all Northerners are enlightened.

Posted by: Phinn at August 09, 2013 09:45 AM (oFH2D)

12 NBC is a lost cause of pure leftist propaganda. It needs to be tagged for what it is and forgotten.

Posted by: rplat at August 09, 2013 09:45 AM (U/Ao5)

13
I do not get the piling on of Paula Deen. She is a lifelong Democrat supporter. The only thing I could think of is some cracker, some where, was going to pay for Zimmermans acquittal and Deen was an unfortunate victim of timing.

Posted by: fixerupper at August 09, 2013 09:45 AM (nELVU)

14 What's the difference between Paula Deen and Alec Baldwin? One of them has a giant FUPA and one has a Southern accent.

Posted by: DangerGirl, getting angrier by the day at August 09, 2013 09:45 AM (GwLJQ)

15 Because people who are on TV are Dumb, and Dumb is Easy, and Easy is Holy, so by the communicative property of mathematics, People On TV are Holy. Uh, "commutative"? Oh, never mind, he's on a roll.

Posted by: AmishDude at August 09, 2013 09:45 AM (T0NGe)

16 By the communicative properties invested in me by the State of New York, I now pronounce you a bullet proof television host.

Posted by: Rachel Maddow at August 09, 2013 09:45 AM (WmLrU)

17 Beating a long dead horse is stupid....I notice she has now shut up about it, and this issue seems to have been forgotten. Of course the Food nework fired her ass and removed all traces of her existence....

Posted by: hello, it's me also a creep-assed cracka.. at August 09, 2013 09:45 AM (9+ccr)

18 The Baldwin's... New money... nobody will care where it matters

Posted by: Anderson Cooper at August 09, 2013 09:46 AM (Pr6hk)

19 My studio will always be open to fags and drag queens.

Posted by: Alec Baldwin at August 09, 2013 09:46 AM (8ZskC)

20 Alec Baldwin, protected by Liberal Privilege.

Posted by: zsasz at August 09, 2013 09:46 AM (MMC8r)

21 Screaming Headline on Drudge:

DEM: WE'VE GOT VOTES IN HOUSE TO PASS IMMIGRATION!

Posted by: Strife at August 09, 2013 09:47 AM (Ojgjr)

22 Rachel Maddow uses her show to speak truth to (MSNBC) power .... never. I hope her twitter feed is filled with taunting about Baldwin hypocrisy 24/7.

Posted by: USA at August 09, 2013 09:47 AM (VIaw0)

23 Paula Deen is also "their own"(as was George Zimmerman).Alec Baldwin continues to get a pass because he is still useful to them I guess.

Posted by: steevy at August 09, 2013 09:47 AM (9XBK2)

24 Here's how we feel about it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=arZdeg_fL-I

Posted by: your betters in the Media at August 09, 2013 09:47 AM (bAGA/)

25 Because people who are on TV are Dumb, and Dumb is Easy, and Easy is Holy, so by the communicative property of mathematics, People On TV are Holy. Perfect. It's so stupid, it fits the Church of Liberal Progressive FundamentalismÂ®, perfectly.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Waiting for the Sun at August 09, 2013 09:47 AM (qVWK9)

26 Paula Deen was not fired for admitting to saying the word niger 30 years ago. She was fired for chuckling at Moochelle and implying her hypocrisy about the food she preaches and what she actually eats.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 09, 2013 09:47 AM (+98Gb)

27 He was freakin' AWESOME as a radio talk show host. This is going to be ratings gold.

Posted by: RWC at August 09, 2013 09:47 AM (fWAjv)

28 Alec Baldwin? Never heard of him

Posted by: Charlie Gibson at August 09, 2013 09:47 AM (Pr6hk)

29 O/T http://tinyurl.com/mm8llyh The families at Ft Hood not impressed.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at August 09, 2013 09:47 AM (wR+pz)

What will the show be called?

I'm Better Than All of You Neener Neener Neener.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at August 09, 2013 09:48 AM (0HooB)

31 Did Anthony Weiner get him this gig?

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at August 09, 2013 09:48 AM (NJs1e)

32 Southerners versus Northerners. Nope. Sexism. F*ck 'em up the ass with their own petard.

Posted by: AmishDude at August 09, 2013 09:48 AM (T0NGe)

33 28 He was freakin' AWESOME as a radio talk show host. This is going to be ratings gold. Posted by: RWC at August 09, 2013 01:47 PM (fWAjv) Didn't you mean to say comedy gold?

Posted by: hello, it's me also a creep-assed cracka.. at August 09, 2013 09:48 AM (9+ccr)

34 And Paula Deen's transgressions were decades old.

Posted by: Vic at August 09, 2013 09:48 AM (lZvxr)

35 "What's my name? FUCK YOU! That's my name."

Posted by: EC at August 09, 2013 09:48 AM (GQ8sn)

36 Can you imagine how pleasant it must be to work in these places that employ the Olbermans, Sharptons, and Baldwins? I bet the suicide rate among interns is pretty high.

Posted by: song from jurassic park at August 09, 2013 09:48 AM (VRc/p)

37 Alec Baldwin, F.A.G.?

Posted by: cool arrow at August 09, 2013 09:48 AM (WMsq+)

38 Baldwin should do his show in a Klan outfit.

Posted by: DangerGirl, getting angrier by the day at August 09, 2013 09:49 AM (GwLJQ)

39 Nonetheless, tens of viewers will tune in every week

Posted by: Jones in CO at August 09, 2013 09:49 AM (8sCoq)

40 Paula Deen was a liberal, but she was white and had a southern accent, so the media assumed she was an evil, sub-human Repub and destroyed her. Same way they went after Zimmerman cause his name sounded white.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at August 09, 2013 09:49 AM (ZPrif)

41 >>>But Paula Deen was on TV Ace. What's the difference?

good question. Alec Baldwin hosted SNL 20+ times and knew all the people at 30 Rock, NBC's corporate headquarters. Because he is famous and they are not, he was above them, and yet hung out with them, so they feel warmly towards him.

Posted by: ace at August 09, 2013 09:49 AM (/IWYB)

42 Paula Deen, fat Southern woman=not good Alec Baldwin, fat Yankee man=good.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at August 09, 2013 09:49 AM (wR+pz)

43 First prize is a primetime show on MSNBC. Second prize is a set of steak knives.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 09, 2013 09:49 AM (8ZskC)

44 What are those coons Toure and Sharpton doing in my dressing room? Probably casing the joint for the paparazzi. And keep that bitchy queen Hayes away from me.

Posted by: Alec Baldwin - The Face of MSNBC at August 09, 2013 09:50 AM (q00GQ)

45 Bring it!

Posted by: Pierez Moorgoon Hilton, Virtual Homo at August 09, 2013 09:50 AM (6xhLc)

46 Paula Deen woulda been fired even if she prostrated herself in front of Adolf Sharpton and Ho Chi Jackson.

Posted by: BarakaTarkata at August 09, 2013 09:50 AM (si4cu)

47 Remember when Baldwin used to be in movies?

Yeah, neither do I.

Posted by: cool arrow at August 09, 2013 09:50 AM (WMsq+)

48 Best one I've heard today has been "Meltdown! with Alec Baldwin"

Posted by: TenthJustice at August 09, 2013 09:50 AM (qB8lN)

49 In a tribute to Breaking Bad, he'll shave his head and the show will be called Bald's Win and he'll show his crack at the start of every episode.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at August 09, 2013 09:50 AM (4qnX5)

50 "Bringing It!" with Alec Baldwin

Posted by: DarrenODaly at August 09, 2013 09:50 AM (Z4I2v)

51 First prize is a primetime show on MSNBC. Second prize is a set of steak knives.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 09, 2013 01:49 PM (8ZskC)

I'm thinking you have the prize order reversed.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at August 09, 2013 09:50 AM (NJs1e)

52 Arec Bardwin... you go my rittle stooge

Me so ronry down here

Posted by: Kim Jong Il at August 09, 2013 09:51 AM (Pr6hk)

53 Hannity plays some Baldwin from an ill-fated excursion into talk radio. Baldwin made it sound really hard to do.
Just a matter of time before Baldwin melts down on air, unless they give him the same drugs they're giving Al Grayson.

Posted by: Cretin, visits the Palouse, experiences high-grade moron pleasure at August 09, 2013 09:51 AM (U3Z0J)

54 how dare paula dean want to have a wedding party that resembles oprah's butler movie....how dare she!!!!

Posted by: phoenixgirl at work...birthday girl at August 09, 2013 09:51 AM (aRz16)

55 DiFi says, "He draws a paycheck, he's a journalist. I grant Arec Bawdwrin First Amendment protections."

Posted by: bonhomme at August 09, 2013 09:51 AM (9PrpA)

56 44 First prize is a primetime show on MSNBC. Second prize is a set of steak knives.
Posted by: Cicero

I think you got those backwards.

Posted by: Dr Spank at August 09, 2013 09:51 AM (qRasw)

57 So ace is alive. Val-U-Rite all around!

Posted by: Conservative Crank at August 09, 2013 09:51 AM (sQ0LB)

58 44 First prize is a primetime show on MSNBC. Second prize is a set of steak knives. Sorry sir, we're out of steak knives

Posted by: State Fair Game Carney at August 09, 2013 09:51 AM (wR+pz)

59 The only thing that reveals a stupid and mean personality more than a daily 1 hour TV show is a daily 3 hour radio show. Alec Baldwin is going to be the next Olbermann. Time to bookmark Mediaite again. The clips will be golden.

Posted by: AmishDude at August 09, 2013 09:51 AM (T0NGe)

60 47 She did btw,called up Jackson to see if she could be "rehabilitated".

Posted by: steevy at August 09, 2013 09:51 AM (9XBK2)

61 his show should be called stop pointing that camera at me

Posted by: phoenixgirl at work...birthday girl at August 09, 2013 09:51 AM (aRz16)

62 Baldwin also is personal friends with people like Brian Williams and Letterman and Jon Stewart. So his friends with the people who have to organize the hate-fest to destroy you. Paula Deen was always mocked by the ruling class, even when she was famous. She was treated like a redneck Richard Simmons -- a weird curiosity that prole housewives liked.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at August 09, 2013 09:52 AM (ZPrif)

What will the show be called?

What's In Your Wallet, You Little PIG??!!

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at August 09, 2013 09:52 AM (0HooB)

64 Damn.

Posted by: Dr Spank at August 09, 2013 09:52 AM (qRasw)

65 "Go ahead, fag, you're on the air. YOU FUCKING FAG!"

Posted by: Alec Baldwin at August 09, 2013 09:52 AM (Hx2XA)

66 No, no, no, it's not just protect their own, because, after all Paula Deen was an Obama supporter.
It's protect their own from the coasts and from the Proper Background. She's an icky Southerner and he's Hollywood royalty. It would be hilarious if it weren't so obvious and boring.

Posted by: alexthechick - Welcome mighty SMODlets! at August 09, 2013 09:53 AM (VtjlW)

67 She was treated like a redneck Richard Simmons -- a weird curiosity that prole housewives liked. That's a really good analogy.

Posted by: AmishDude at August 09, 2013 09:53 AM (T0NGe)

68 Up next on Nutball with Alec Baldwin, a shocking expose on the terrible parenting in the toddler beauty pageant circuit.

Posted by: no good deed at August 09, 2013 09:53 AM (WmLrU)

69 Know this, and Know That They Protect Their Own. And know that the Republican Party and "conservatives" do not.

Posted by: Chromoly Man at August 09, 2013 09:53 AM (zdYb2)

70 France 24 is picking apart President Obama's contradictory foreign policy

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at August 09, 2013 09:53 AM (e8kgV)

71 Now, in an interview with Howard Stern, Baldwin suggested that the CNN anchor's commentary may have been linked to some residual concerns.

"Anderson Cooper has a job to do," the 55-year-old "30 Rock" actor told Stern, according to Towleroad and Joe. My. God. "And that job is to try to reinforce his credibility in the gay community after the fact that you couldn't get him out of the closet for 10 years with a canister of tear gas. Now he's the sheriff; now he's running around writing everybody a ticket!"

http://tinyurl.com/lp3bmf7

Posted by: Strife at August 09, 2013 09:53 AM (Ojgjr)

72 Maybe Alec will let me 'pop-up' for a little free publicity

Posted by: Danger, Carlos Danger - Agent Double O Naught at August 09, 2013 09:53 AM (Pr6hk)

73 Didn't you mean to say comedy gold? Posted by: hello, it's me also a creep-assed cracka.. at August 09, 2013 01:48 PM (9+ccr) True. But his 'star power' may bring in two or three viewers therefore increasing their audience vastly.

Posted by: RWC at August 09, 2013 09:53 AM (fWAjv)

74
What will the show be called?

Watch My Fucking Show You Ungrateful Little Pig

Posted by: joncelli at August 09, 2013 09:54 AM (RD7QR)

75 Maybe Baldwin will take a page from Olberdouche's playbook and do a weekly, "Worst Fag In The World" segment.

Posted by: DangerGirl, getting angrier by the day at August 09, 2013 09:54 AM (B2fm1)

76 The only thing that would make this remotely close to being watchable would be if it were broadcast live....

....and then we'd watch only for the inevitable meltdown / wreck...

Posted by: Athos at August 09, 2013 09:54 AM (SNaPm)

77 Maybe I should start hating fags. Or something.

Posted by: Paula Deen at August 09, 2013 09:54 AM (Hx2XA)

78 Baldwin should do his show in a Klan outfit.

Some moron at Slate would call it "complex irony" and the left would nod in unison.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 09, 2013 09:54 AM (IoTdl)

79 "Communicative" property, Ace?

That would be "commutative" there, buddy.

Posted by: Jeff B. at August 09, 2013 09:54 AM (oAWiF)

80 This Baldwin thing sucks. I REALLY wanted to watch prison documentaries Fridays at 10:00.

Posted by: TenthJustice at August 09, 2013 09:54 AM (qB8lN)

81 Coffee Is For Cocksuckers, But First You Will Blow Me

Posted by: Fritz at August 09, 2013 09:54 AM (UzPAd)

82 People in the media are starf***ers

-----

Starfighters ???

Starfinkers ???

Starfishers ???

Posted by: fixerupper at August 09, 2013 09:54 AM (nELVU)

What will the show be called?

How about The Succulent Taste of My Ass? Considering that Mad Cow Disease is already taken for Rachel Maddow's show.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 09, 2013 09:54 AM (zF6Iw)

84 Third prize is you're a fag.

Posted by: Alec Baldwin at August 09, 2013 09:54 AM (qRasw)

85 Best one I've heard today has been "Meltdown! with Alec Baldwin"
Posted by: TenthJustice at August 09, 2013 01:50 PM

Speaking of:

Last night on ESPN, Keefus looked drug through the dirt. An emotionless, timid shell.

Posted by: LC LaWedgie at August 09, 2013 09:55 AM (6xhLc)

86 Is Rachel Maddow going to be there with him at the same time?

Posted by: EC at August 09, 2013 09:55 AM (GQ8sn)

87 In June, Baldwin slammed Stark, who suggested Baldwin's wife Hilaria had been active on Twitter while the couple was attending the funeral of "Sopranos" star James Gandolfini.

Referring to Stark as "a toxic little queen," Baldwin then threatened to put his foot up the writer's "a**," before he noted, "I'm sure you'd like it too much."

Baldwin quickly apologized for the controversy that ensued, saying his tweets didn't have anything to do with "issues of anyone's sexual orientation," according to the Associated Press.

http://tinyurl.com/lp3bmf7

Posted by: Strife at August 09, 2013 09:55 AM (Ojgjr)

88 Need a pool on his first meltdown.

Posted by: Narciso Evil at August 09, 2013 09:55 AM (mwctc)

89 Also, because of his "Coffee is for closers" movie speech, Baldwin is basically a saint. Only thing holy and permanent for the ruling class are movies. Baldwin gave an all-time great soliloquy that was foul-mouthed, profane, and made capitalism look evil and soulless -- so he's one of their heroes.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at August 09, 2013 09:55 AM (ZPrif)

90 Every week a new paparazzi will be on the show and beaten into a coma by the host during the closing segment.

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at August 09, 2013 09:55 AM (di+Lf)

91 Funny thing about Baldwin, he was the best Jack Ryan by a country mile. Of course, his head would have exploded if he had to play him in a movie adaptation of Debt of Honor or Executive Orders.

Posted by: Conservative Crank at August 09, 2013 09:55 AM (sQ0LB)

92 Let the tickling begin

Posted by: Eric Massa at August 09, 2013 09:55 AM (Pr6hk)

93 "I had sex with Kim Bassinger in her prime"

Posted by: wooga at August 09, 2013 09:56 AM (7SbaW)

94 91 I would WATCH that.

Posted by: steevy at August 09, 2013 09:56 AM (9XBK2)

95 I've been pushing "Hate Night With Alec Baldwin"

Posted by: Jones in CO at August 09, 2013 09:56 AM (8sCoq)

96 Every week a new paparazzi will be on the show and beaten into a coma by the host during the closing segment. Posted by: Purp at August 09, 2013 01:55 PM (di+Lf) Alec Baldwin's Beating of The Week.

Posted by: EC at August 09, 2013 09:56 AM (GQ8sn)

97 Like I give a flying fap about Alec Baldwin OR PMS-NBC

Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at August 09, 2013 09:57 AM (pginn)

98 Off Our Meds with Alec Baldwin!

Posted by: WalrusRex at August 09, 2013 09:57 AM (XUKZU)

99 Heh. Did anybody know that Baldwin does podcasts with other like minded dolts? I didn't.

Posted by: RWC at August 09, 2013 09:57 AM (fWAjv)

100 >>>
It's protect their own from the coasts and from the Proper Background. She's an icky Southerner and he's Hollywood royalty.

yeahhh... this is what I meant. I guess I should have been more clear in writing it.

I'm talking about the New Class as I usually am.

Posted by: ace at August 09, 2013 09:57 AM (/IWYB)

101 97 I imagine this is a play to push Lawrence O'Donnell later into the evening so he can tell us What He Really Thinks.

Posted by: The Obsidian Owl at August 09, 2013 01:56 PM (tWmgi)

Holy shit, he's been holding back up till now?

Posted by: joncelli at August 09, 2013 09:57 AM (RD7QR)

102 "Go ahead caller. Or do you want to set your phone to vibrate so I can call you back after you stick it up your ass? YOU FUCKING FAG!"

Posted by: Alec Baldwin at August 09, 2013 09:57 AM (Hx2XA)

103 his show should be called

stop pointing that camera at me

Posted by: phoenixgirl at work...birthday girl at August 09, 2013 01:51 PM (aRz16)

Happy birthday, phoenixgirl! I hear they are holding a weekend in hour honor.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 09, 2013 09:58 AM (fNpC1)

104 It's protect their own from the coasts and from the Proper Background. She's an icky Southerner and he's Hollywood royalty. Nope. It's sexism. Just sexism. OK, since it's just you and me, it's elitism. Paula Deen has that odor of working class about her. They're just...not us, you know? I heard on NPR, as I was sipping my soy latte reading the New York times that liberal elites don't say they listen to the "radio" drinking "coffee" and reading "the paper". They must send the proper signals of elite lifestyle. Now you must excuse me, my ethnic maid is finished creasing my pants. I love those people so much.

Posted by: AmishDude at August 09, 2013 09:58 AM (T0NGe)

105 He reminds me of a young Ed Schultz.

Posted by: BuckIV at August 09, 2013 09:58 AM (gedHR)

106 Qutting twitter! With Alec Baldwin.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 09, 2013 09:58 AM (IoTdl)

107

Baldwin is a loose cannon with a bad temper. I expect we will hear that he loses it on his show with anyone that challenges his opinion and goes beserk.

Posted by: Cheri who is poised at August 09, 2013 09:59 AM (G+Wff)

108 Audio: Alec Balwin's phone call to his 11 year old daughter (the rude, thoughtless little pig). He's going to straighten her ass out.

http://tinyurl.com/m3q6a32

Posted by: Strife at August 09, 2013 09:59 AM (Ojgjr)

109 >>>Need a pool on his first meltdown.

11:01pm: Alec Baldwin finishes first show

11:34pm First review of show posts online, calling Baldwin "unpleasant" and "amateurish"

11:35pm Alec Baldwin announces that television critics need to pay more attention and "suck less queer dick"

Posted by: ace at August 09, 2013 09:59 AM (/IWYB)

110 My pet squirrel squeezes out pills that are both smarter, less nutty, and more personable than that pos Alik Baldman.

Posted by: maddogg at August 09, 2013 09:59 AM (OlN4e)

111

Last night on ESPN, Keefus looked drug through the dirt. An emotionless, timid shell.

Cut Keefums some slack. He'd found his rubber ducky drowned in the bathtub earlier that day.

Emergency responders at the scene said there was nothing they could do.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at August 09, 2013 09:59 AM (0HooB)

112 re 56: a good point of sorts. Will the Dems allow him that kind of 1st Amendment privileges that they think should only go to legitimate journalists. Oh, I guess it's the organization you work for that makes you legitimate. I guess Walter Cronkheit might not qualify anymore if he got a few smarts and went to work for FOX.

Posted by: Mallfly at August 09, 2013 09:59 AM (bJm7W)

113 I hear that there will be a weekly segment where Alec and his guest will bring out Alec's daughter and insult her for a full 5 minutes.

Posted by: garrett at August 09, 2013 09:59 AM (MwfEC)

114 >>>And know that the Republican Party and "conservatives" do not.

This is a virtue of ours, not a vice. I have no interest whatsoever in protecting the racists, idiots, or political failures on my team.

How many times do I have to repeat it: THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS LOYALTY IN POLITICS.

You know why Democrats/liberals cover for their own? Because they can get away with it, and they don't want to unnecessarily waste human resources. Not because they place a higher value on 'loyalty' than conservatives. Simply because they know that they control the levers of influence -- namely, the media -- and can 'surround' a story in many (but not all!) cases. I guarantee you that if we lived in an alternate dimension where Republicans and conservatives controlled the mainstream media and could direct their firepower onto gaffing Democrats, the Dems would be every bit as brutal and unsentimental about cutting loose their fuckups. And we would be the ones successfully guarding "our own."

The moral of the story is that there is NO underlying virtue to loyalty in politics. It gains you nothing, not with anyone except the simps who would have voted for you & your party no matter what. It's all about power differentials. If you embarrass us, and the situation can't be recovered, you got to go. Don't matter what you did before. So watch your fucking mouth. If you have a problem with that, you're playing the wrong game.

Posted by: Jeff B. at August 09, 2013 10:00 AM (oAWiF)

115 I hope MSNBC has a good source of interns. Baldwin's gonna fire at least two a day the entire time he's employed by MSNBC.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 09, 2013 10:00 AM (IoTdl)

116 That would be "commutative" there, buddy. Posted by: Jeff B. at August 09, 2013 01:54 PM (oAWiF) I said. He was. On a. Roll.

Posted by: AmishDude at August 09, 2013 10:00 AM (T0NGe)

117 Alec Baldwin won't have any conservatives on his show, I hope y'all know

every show will be a bias-reinforcing left-wing circle jerk

Posted by: Jones in CO at August 09, 2013 10:00 AM (8sCoq)

118 Schwetty Weiners will be his biggest sponsor.

Posted by: Turnip Defense League [/i] at August 09, 2013 10:00 AM (O7Q1u)

119 I better start stocking-up now...

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at August 09, 2013 10:00 AM (Pr6hk)

120 Seriously.... First guest on Baldwin's show: Mel Gibson. Topic: epic phone call rants. And.......GO!!!

Posted by: EC at August 09, 2013 10:00 AM (GQ8sn)

121 >>>OK, since it's just you and me, it's elitism. Paula Deen has that odor of working class about her. They're just...not us, you know?

yeah her schtick has always been a sort of gonzo Waffle House cuisine, directed at people not part of the upper class, ergo, she's trash.

Alec Baldwin, if you check his bio, seems to have grown up rich in the New York area.

Posted by: ace at August 09, 2013 10:01 AM (/IWYB)

122 WTF? Abortion Clinic Sends Coupons to Low-Income Women, Save $50 on Sundays http://tinyurl.com/k5qw42f Fucking evil.

Posted by: RWC at August 09, 2013 10:01 AM (fWAjv)

123 TMZ which prides itself as poking fun at Celebs. Has mentioned Paula at least once a week, lumping her in with anything racist. They have not to my knowledge continued to harass Alex or associate him with his anti gay rants.

Posted by: Bufalobob at August 09, 2013 10:01 AM (Zd2XN)

124 How long before Baldwin gets into his first fight with Maddow and then sends her a box of batteries as his peace offering?

Posted by: USA at August 09, 2013 10:01 AM (VIaw0)

125 I don't know how three guys born in massapequa have all made it so far. I mean Baldwin has a doctorate in fine arts?

Posted by: caustic at August 09, 2013 10:02 AM (/b8+5)

126 Alec: "Who's this on the line? Who? Anderson Cooper? Hey nut-licker how ya doin' there pucker-fucker."

Posted by: Strife at August 09, 2013 10:02 AM (Ojgjr)

127 I imagine this'll be the thing that finally sees him dropped by Capital One. Inevitably he'll say something outrageous, and they'll finally realize, "Hey, we already HAVE mascots who are filthy, backwards, idiots. Why do we need this one?"

When it happens Ace, go with the title Capital Lost. That one's for free.

Posted by: TenthJustice at August 09, 2013 10:02 AM (qB8lN)

128 Alec Baldwin? What about me? I am crazy too.

Posted by: Keith Oberdouche at August 09, 2013 10:02 AM (wR+pz)

129 Abortion Clinic Sends Coupons to Low-Income Women, Save $50 on Sundays

---

Snip and Save ? ? ?

(ok ok ok ok ok ..... Im goin to hell....)

Posted by: fixerupper at August 09, 2013 10:02 AM (nELVU)

130 124 Come in on Easter Sunday and it's totally free!
Satan

Posted by: steevy at August 09, 2013 10:02 AM (9XBK2)

131 Abortion Clinic Sends Coupons to Low-Income Women, Save $50 on Sundays I hear they do that for Mother's Day also.

Posted by: no good deed at August 09, 2013 10:02 AM (WmLrU)

132 OK, given the temperament, rage issues and hatred of little people that the on-air talent seems to have at MSNBC, would you ever want to work behind the camera there? It'd be miserable.

Posted by: AmishDude at August 09, 2013 10:02 AM (T0NGe)

133

94"I had sex with Kim Bassinger in her prime"

Yes, Alec, but she still dumped you, and she still looks good. You, on the other hand, look like you fell into the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down....

Posted by: Bulldog in Kansas at August 09, 2013 10:02 AM (728Fx)

134 Now there will be a show with plenty of incendiary devices

Posted by: Dateline NBC at August 09, 2013 10:03 AM (Pr6hk)

135 What they should call Alec's show? Liberal Id.

Posted by: Conservative Crank at August 09, 2013 10:03 AM (sQ0LB)

136 aop thanks, forgot to change my nic back....it was a couple of days ago

Posted by: phoenixgirl at work at August 09, 2013 10:03 AM (aRz16)

137 Don't forget he also abuses young girls by calling them pigs, and also calls older women sluts and slobby washed-out whores.

But he gets a huge pass for that, cuz feminism.

I'm good with that.

Posted by: Billy Jeff Clinton at August 09, 2013 10:03 AM (kqqGm)

138 "So, Chaz, you think just because they lopped off your boobs and you grew some hair on your face that now you're a fucking man?"

Posted by: Alec Baldwin at August 09, 2013 10:04 AM (8ZskC)

139 Dean is a wal mart democrat Baldwin is a Starbucks democrat. It's really that simple. Starbucks democrats talk about helping wal mart democrats, but the reality is that they hate them and will throw them overboard as fast as possible, especially when one forgets their place in the hierarchy.

Posted by: Lauren at August 09, 2013 10:04 AM (ELdpj)

140 Bigot 360

Posted by: USA at August 09, 2013 10:04 AM (VIaw0)

141 Don't forget he also abuses young girls by calling them pigs, and also calls older women sluts and slobby washed-out whores.

But he gets a huge pass for that, cuz feminism.

I'm good with that.

Posted by: Billy Jeff Clinton at August 09, 2013 02:03 PM (kqqGm)

I agree.

Posted by: Filthy Bob Filner at August 09, 2013 10:04 AM (kqqGm)

142 >>>Alec Baldwin won't have any conservatives on his show, I hope y'all know

>>>every show will be a bias-reinforcing left-wing circle jerk

[waits for Jones to explain how this would differentiate his show from every single other prime-time MSNBC program.]

Posted by: Jeff B. at August 09, 2013 10:04 AM (oAWiF)

143 TMZ which prides itself as poking fun at Celebs. Has mentioned Paula at least once a week, lumping her in with anything racist. Oh, you mean sort of tagging her as a punchline whenever race is mentioned? Oh that kind of thing is just hilarious! Reference humor, where would Jon Stewart be without it?

Posted by: AmishDude at August 09, 2013 10:05 AM (T0NGe)

144 Alec Baldwin's: Most Epic Meltdowns

http://tinyurl.com/l9qhpas

Posted by: Strife at August 09, 2013 10:05 AM (Ojgjr)

145 Their standards aren't standards, they're DOUBLE standards. They're not about enforcing a level of behavior, it's about enforcing a level of behavior on people they want to ruin. See Clinton/Filner/Kennedy/Etc. vs. Packwood.

Posted by: zsasz at August 09, 2013 10:05 AM (MMC8r)

146
Won't this show cut into Alec's busy movie career?

*cough*

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 09, 2013 10:05 AM (kdS6q)

147 American Greed with Alec Baldwin

Posted by: bonhomme at August 09, 2013 10:05 AM (IoTdl)

148 142 Well,to be fair,Bill Clinton is a trailer park Democrat from Arkansas no less and they love,love him.

Posted by: steevy at August 09, 2013 10:05 AM (9XBK2)

149 "Fags, Because the Middle Class"

Posted by: wooga at August 09, 2013 10:05 AM (7SbaW)

150 Emergency responders at the scene said there was nothing they could do. Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at August 09, 2013 01:59 PM

(After they pulled it out of his ass where the Director of ESPN programming said he was going to go if he embarrassed them again.)

Posted by: LC LaWedgie at August 09, 2013 10:06 AM (6xhLc)

151 Huh. Imagine a show featuring both Keith Olbermann and Alec Baldwin. What would you call it? What would the format be?

Posted by: joncelli at August 09, 2013 10:06 AM (RD7QR)

152 Capitalist Running Pig Dogs with Alec Baldwin

Posted by: bonhomme at August 09, 2013 10:06 AM (IoTdl)

153 Fat Forward on MSNBC

Posted by: USA at August 09, 2013 10:07 AM (VIaw0)

154 Talk about wasted effort

Posted by: Titanic Deck Chairs at August 09, 2013 10:07 AM (Pr6hk)

155 After attending the funeral in Manhattan, the Daily Mail ran a story by writer George Stark claiming that BaldwinÂ’s wife, Hilaria, was updating her Twitter feed throughout the ceremony. Baldwin didnÂ’t exactly take kindly to the accusation and tore into Stark on Twitter, at one point physically threatening the author.

Â“I'm gonna find you, George Stark, you toxic little queen, and I'm gonna f---k ... you ... up,Â” Baldwin tweeted. But he didnÂ’t stop there.

Check out the rest of BaldwinÂ’s tweets directed at Stark and the Daily Mail below.

Â“If put my foot up your f---king ass, George Stark, but I'm sure you'd dig it too much.Â”

Â“My wife and I attend a funeral to pay our respects to an old friend, and some toxic Brit writes this f---king trash.Â”

Â“I want all of my followers and beyond to straighten out this f*cking little bitch, George Stark.Â”

Â“George Stark, you lying little bitch. I am gonna f%#@ you up.Â”

Â“Someone wrote that my wife was tweeting at a funeral. Hey. That's not true. But I'm gonna tweet at your funeral.Â”

Nearing the end of his tirade, Baldwin announced that he would be leaving Twitter, maybe forever as a result of the rant.

http://tinyurl.com/le4byd8

Posted by: Strife at August 09, 2013 10:07 AM (Ojgjr)

156 the unedited version of The Getaway proves definitively that Kim's carpet matches the drapes

Posted by: Jones in CO at August 09, 2013 10:08 AM (8sCoq)

157 Abortion Clinic Sends Coupons to Low-Income Women, Save $50 on Sundays

http://tinyurl.com/k5qw42f

Fucking evil.

Posted by: RWC at August 09, 2013 02:01 PM (fWAjv)

And the advertisement pictured at the link doesn't even spell "escort" correctly. Bunch of Nobel prizewinners working there, for sure.

Maybe they need to offer to help poor women become pregnant, so they are able to take advantage of this spectacular offer. /

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 09, 2013 10:08 AM (fNpC1)

158 151 142 Well,to be fair,Bill Clinton is a trailer park Democrat from Arkansas no less and they love,love him. Only after he lied trying to protect that dear Jewish intern.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at August 09, 2013 10:08 AM (wR+pz)

159 Any time given to Alex Baldwin or Piers Morgan time ill spent. They glory in the dialogue and recognition because they are sh*t stirrers without value or purpose. And they crumble on their own over time.

Posted by: gracepmc at August 09, 2013 10:08 AM (rznx3)

160 @AmishDude "OK, given the temperament, rage issues and hatred of little people that the on-air talent seems to have at MSNBC, would you ever want to work behind the camera there?"

Having personally worked for a prominent Fox personality, I can tell you that's definitely a bipartisan problem. "Worked with High-Class Talent" is prominent on my resume; basically it means you can put up with their insanity.

Posted by: TenthJustice at August 09, 2013 10:09 AM (qB8lN)

161 I'm going to approach drinking like lefties approach their core beliefs.

Posted by: mare at August 09, 2013 10:09 AM (A98Xu)

162 116 How many times do I have to repeat it: THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS LOYALTY IN POLITICS. - The side that doesn't believe in loyalty will be the losers.

Posted by: Chromoly Man at August 09, 2013 10:09 AM (zdYb2)

163 I'm voting for The Twosome. They'll face each other snarl while insulting a randomly chosen Republican for 30 minutes.

Posted by: joncelli at August 09, 2013 10:10 AM (RD7QR)

164 These are the jester class. They are here for our amusement. If they no longer amuse us, we will move on to someone else.

Posted by: CUS at August 09, 2013 10:10 AM (84pE9)

165 Paula Deen committed the unforgivable sin of talking about how Michelle wolfed down everything in sight when she was on Paula's cooking show.

Posted by: nerdygirl at August 09, 2013 10:10 AM (C8g5R)

166 164 Oh,you so have to tell us now.Gotta be O'Reilly right??

Posted by: steevy at August 09, 2013 10:10 AM (9XBK2)

167 Paula Deen Was on TV Too: A commenter notes this. Yes, I was trying to make a point about Baldwin being mobbed up with the NBC tv and corporate crew -- he hosted Saturday Night Live twenty or more times and so knew all the people in the building. I imagine he got heavily drunk with suits a time or two.

Wrong.

He is an aggressive Leftie. Paula Deen was not.

End of story.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at August 09, 2013 10:10 AM (jcnm8)

168 He's Ed Schultz with a coif.

Posted by: zsasz at August 09, 2013 10:10 AM (MMC8r)

169 Chris Matthews - Drunk Angry White Guy Rachel Maddow - Angry Lesbian Ed Schultz - Really Angry White Guy Chris Hayes - Angry Lesbian Larry O'Donnell - Really, Really Angry White Guy Alec Baldwin - Angry Homophobic Whit Guy Must See TV from our betters.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 09, 2013 10:11 AM (g1DWB)

170 DEM: WE'VE GOT VOTES IN HOUSE TO PASS IMMIGRATION! You spelled capitulation wrong.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at August 09, 2013 10:11 AM (Ec6wH)

171 HA! I meant to say; I'm going to approach my giving up drinking like lefties approach their core beliefs.

Posted by: mare at August 09, 2013 10:11 AM (A98Xu)

172 Steevy, but don't forget they threw Hillary under the bus the second Obama came on the scene.

Posted by: Lauren at August 09, 2013 10:11 AM (ELdpj)

173 The last acceptable forms of bigotry: A. Against White southerners and/or Christians B. By leftards.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 09, 2013 10:12 AM (659DL)

174 Yeah, loyalty is actually key to politics. Strong group loyalty multiplies political power. Just ask Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at August 09, 2013 10:12 AM (ZPrif)

175 176 She and Bubba fell right into line though.

Posted by: steevy at August 09, 2013 10:12 AM (9XBK2)

176 Paula Deen committed the unforgivable sin of talking about how Michelle wolfed down everything in sight when she was on Paula's cooking show.

Yes. This is the real reason Deen was defenestrated. Everything else is a squirrel.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 09, 2013 10:12 AM (B/VB5)

177 I really don't give a flying fuck for Baldwin or MSLSD. Don't watch it and don't care. And being aware of their ratings, the vast majority of people in this country don't either.

Posted by: Soona at August 09, 2013 10:13 AM (duhSs)

178 "The Alec Baldwin Show" starring Alec Baldwin. Has a start date been set?

Posted by: mrp at August 09, 2013 10:13 AM (HjPtV)

179 Alec Baldwin is MSNBC's idea of diversity.

Posted by: USA at August 09, 2013 10:13 AM (VIaw0)

180 On a happy note, Breaking Bad returns this Sunday and a bunch of people are going to get killed. Granted, most of them deserve to be killed but I am afraid Baby Holly and Walt Jr. will probably bite the bullet, too.

Posted by: waldo at August 09, 2013 10:13 AM (tCBZk)

181

Oh, it was starFUCKer.

I see what you did there.

Posted by: jwest at August 09, 2013 10:13 AM (u2a4R)

182 Dear Paula Deen,

You are an embarrassment to us with your southern-style, fatty recipes and rodeo clown make-up. We thought you might work out as a southerner who has seen the light, like Al Gore, but other than your two votes for Obama, you have become a disappointment. Pack your bags. You are dead to us.

Sincerely,
The Left

Posted by: Dang at August 09, 2013 10:13 AM (Hx2XA)

183 There's a reason the Muslim Brotherhood has risen so far in mideast politics ... and it's not because they exhibit less loyalty than competing groups.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at August 09, 2013 10:14 AM (ZPrif)

184

Abortion Clinic Sends Coupons to Low-Income Women, Save $50 on Sundays

They're slashing prices!

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 09, 2013 10:14 AM (zF6Iw)

185

As any MSNBC host like me could point out, what you actually described is the transitive property, not the commutative property.

Commutative: a + b = b + a

Transitive: a > b, b > c implies a > c

only dykes and queens would get that one wrong

Posted by: Albert Einstein, MSNBC host at August 09, 2013 10:14 AM (YEekv)

186 Baldwin Blames Financial Crisis on Clinton, Dems and Barney Frank

GARRY SHANDLING, COMEDIAN: Is it as simple as George Bush doesn't listen to Suzy Orman who has the simplest, little basic laws like "Don't spend more than you have?" So, you go back to the war. Don't you go back to the war?

ALEC BALDWIN, ACTOR: That Suzy Orman knows her stuff, I'll tell you. She does.

SHANDLING: Alec, what did..What, what did you say?

BALDWIN: I said that Suzy Orman knows some stuff, she really does. You can't deny that. But I want to say one quick thing. I just blew his mind.

SHANDLING: Hold on...

BALDWIN: I wanted to pull the camera away, so I just threw that dirt in his face.

SHANDLING: I said you're aggressive.

BALDWIN: I put the rosin on my glove.

SHANDLING: I love it. C'mon, let's get it on.

BALDWIN: Let's get it on.

BILL MAHER, HOST: What is your...

BALDWIN: I'm gonna rape you...The, the thing we have to remember, a friend of mine who is very close to the financial community in New York pointed out that Democrats have a lot of the responsibility for this as well. I mean, it was Clinton who killed the Glass-Steagall, and it happened under a Democratic president. Barney Frank and his committee, they, they kept propping up Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac saying everything's fine, everything's fine, everything's good. And it was his job to know everything wasn't fine. And Barney Frank let you down and let us down as well. And so, but I want to say there's blame to go both ways. But I will say, I want to, I maybe keep beating this to death, but I still think anyone in this Congress who voted to add $140 billion to that bill, they should be ashamed of themselves. That is a disgrace. It's a disgrace. This Congress is a disgrace, Democrat and Republican.

http://tinyurl.com/3ldnbz

Posted by: Strife at August 09, 2013 10:14 AM (Ojgjr)

187 Join Alec Baldwin for The Worst Person In The World!

Posted by: JackStraw at August 09, 2013 10:14 AM (g1DWB)

188 Title for Alec's new show:

Faggots and Fuckheads I have known

He'll do an Olberman riff on who's the worst Faggot of the day and Fuckhead of the day.

The cachet will be how many times he can get both to be Republicans.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Ecclesiates 9:11) at August 09, 2013 10:15 AM (28TG+)

189 Collect 'em all! Ebony has 4 different 'We are Trayvon' covers. Be the first on your block to get all four!!

Posted by: RWC at August 09, 2013 10:15 AM (fWAjv)

190
Alec Baldwin dated Janine Turner in the early 80s.

10 points to Slytherin for that.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 09, 2013 10:15 AM (kdS6q)

191 Posted by: Albert Einstein, MSNBC host

I didn't realize you were white enough to be an MSNBC host.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at August 09, 2013 10:15 AM (/kI1Q)

192 Come on, you know Baldwin is going to attract viewers, including conservative ones. Who would miss that train wreck? He never disappoints.

Posted by: waldo at August 09, 2013 10:16 AM (tCBZk)

193 85 Third prize is you're a fag.

OK, I laughed.

Posted by: Phinn at August 09, 2013 10:16 AM (oFH2D)

194 On the plus side, Baldwin is an actor. If they write him a personality for the show, and a script, he might do alright. But if he has to be himself, people will realise rather quickly that he's just another leftard asshole, and it will end the bastard's career. I pray for the ladder.

Posted by: maddogg at August 09, 2013 10:16 AM (OlN4e)

195 Paula Deen committed the unforgivable sin of talking about how Michelle wolfed down everything in sight when she was on Paula's cooking show.

Posted by: nerdygirl at August 09, 2013 02:10 PM (C8g5R)

------------------------------------------------

THIS was the reason of her downfall. Ya don't diss Queen Wookie.

Posted by: Soona at August 09, 2013 10:16 AM (duhSs)

196 @170 Oh,you so have to tell us now.Gotta be O'Reilly right??
--
No, although I heard he was a complete ass to work with. "We'll do it live" was not an isolated incident. If someone guesses correctly, I'll find my own way to confirm that it's them.

It should go without saying that the vast majority of Fox hosts are supposed to be great to work with, although I only really worked with the one. I can think of maybe three or four TOPS who are unprofessional.

Posted by: TenthJustice at August 09, 2013 10:17 AM (qB8lN)

197 "The Alec Baldwin Show"

Like the rest of the MSLSD lineup, it will be watched primarily by righty bloggers in search of the great white whale of outrage.

I'll never really understand why we bother with them.

Posted by: Jaws at August 09, 2013 10:17 AM (4I3Uo)

198 Abortion Clinic Sends Coupons to Low-Income Women, Save $50 on Sundays Poor women, SATAN WANTS YOUR BABIES!!!

Posted by: zsasz at August 09, 2013 10:17 AM (MMC8r)

199 "But he gets a huge pass for that, cuz feminism." And by feminism we mean gung ho pro abortion, especially late term abortion 'cuz womyn's ladyparts are holy ground and that trumps any scruples about killing a viable baby. I wonder if Alec wishes he'd had that "stupid, rude pig" aborted.

Posted by: nerdygirl at August 09, 2013 10:17 AM (C8g5R)

200
Ebony has 4 different 'We are Trayvon' covers.
Posted by: RWC

The back cover is a Trayvon Mad Magazine Fold-in....

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 09, 2013 10:17 AM (kdS6q)

201 Bring it.

Posted by: shredded chi at August 09, 2013 10:17 AM (TTpdK)

202 Shit, latter, not ladder.

Posted by: maddogg at August 09, 2013 10:18 AM (OlN4e)

203 They're slashing prices!
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 09, 2013 02:14 PM (zF6Iw)

Can't wait for the Two For One Sale.

Or the Mother/Daughter combos.

8 Chairs! No Waiting. Our Instruments cleaned daily.

They should use the Barber's original sign since there's so much blood.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Ecclesiates 9:11) at August 09, 2013 10:18 AM (28TG+)

204 142 Dean is a wal mart democrat Baldwin is a Starbucks democrat. Posted by: Lauren at August 09, 2013 02:04 PM (ELdpj) --------------- You nailed it. And one of the many stupidities of the GOP is that they are seeking to expand their appeal by going after Starbucks moderates when they would IMO have far better luck with Walmart Democrats, who are among the greatest victims of leftist "enlightened" rule.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at August 09, 2013 10:18 AM (C8mVl)

205 Paula Deen committed the unforgivable sin of talking about how Michelle wolfed down everything in sight when she was on Paula's cooking show.
Posted by: nerdygirl

Should I have said, "scarfed down"? "Inhaled"? How do you fucking do this?

Posted by: Paula Dean at August 09, 2013 10:19 AM (Hx2XA)

206 "The problem with Paula Deen is that she took all the criticism to heart. " Yeah, having a conscience about what you do is a problem in the entertainment industry. It's better if you have the emotional development of a not very bright 7 year old.

Posted by: nerdygirl at August 09, 2013 10:19 AM (C8g5R)

207 Went out to get the mail and the mailbox came off in my hand as I opened it. It is the hottest day it has been this month or last (93.5 so far) and the damn mailbox screws the pooch.

But thankfully with the trusty Dewalt and a few wood screws it is back to normal and only 5 quarts of sweat lost.

Posted by: Vic at August 09, 2013 10:19 AM (lZvxr)

208 Paula Deen's real problem is that she's a dumbass.

Posted by: maddogg at August 09, 2013 10:20 AM (OlN4e)

209 How about "Thank God I'm not black like Tracy Morgan" with Alec Baldwin

Posted by: Joe at August 09, 2013 10:20 AM (7pOq5)

210 At what point does MSNBC realize their true calling and just go out a hire a couple Pinheads and a Geek and let them play with chickens live on TeeVee? I guarantee their ratings will rise.

Posted by: Me So Horny at August 09, 2013 10:20 AM (oDCMR)

211 " Abortion Clinic Sends Coupons to Low-Income Women, Save $50 on SundaysÂ They're slashing prices!" And necks. Mostly necks.

Posted by: Lauren at August 09, 2013 10:20 AM (ELdpj)

212 Feminism equals: 1. Unconditional support for late-term abortion. 2. No slut-shaming. Any amount and kind of sex by a woman is always an awesome thing. 3. Support for Affirmative Action, gender-discrimination for women in govt, business, and academia. 4. General support for whatever today's progressive trash ruling class talking points are.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at August 09, 2013 10:21 AM (ZPrif)

213 Ebony has 4 different 'We are Trayvon' covers.
Posted by: RWC

I saw them at the firing range.

I denounce myself.

Posted by: Dang at August 09, 2013 10:21 AM (Hx2XA)

214 "Chris Hayes is a toxic little queen, and I'm going to fist him in the ass the next time I catch him in the studio!"

Posted by: Arec Bardwin at August 09, 2013 10:21 AM (UzPAd)

215 Vic, I'm sorry, but if you are not 100% engaged with what we are discussing and being normal and stuff, we're going to have to send you out for sammiches.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 09, 2013 10:22 AM (659DL)

216 Alec should have Sean Penn's homophobic, racist son on as one of his first guests. Give 'm both a few drinks and do something to piss them off, and watch the slurs fly.

Posted by: nerdygirl at August 09, 2013 10:22 AM (C8g5R)

217 Chris Hayes is Rachel Maddow's sister.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Ecclesiates 9:11) at August 09, 2013 10:22 AM (28TG+)

218 217Ebony has 4 different 'We are Trayvon' covers.
Posted by: RWC
They really are Trayvon you know.

Posted by: maddogg at August 09, 2013 10:22 AM (OlN4e)

219 217Ebony has 4 different 'We are Trayvon' covers. Posted by: RWC Shouldn't that be 'We Be Trayvon?' IDM.

Posted by: zsasz at August 09, 2013 10:23 AM (MMC8r)

220

We laugh about Baldwin, but say what you want about 'progressive' Left politicians and pundits: at least they believe in what they're saying and doing. They have a cause, one in which they are completely invested, and are unabashedly, passionately partisan when promoting its aims.

The GOP Establishment, on the other hand, seems to have adopted the British Tory model and attempts to sell its members as the better, more efficient and cost-conscious managers of the socialist superstate. They also promote policies guaranteed to keep them on top of the party hierarchy, such as 'immigration reform', which appeal to big money Republican donors hot for some of that sweet, cheap labor.

Posted by: troyriser at August 09, 2013 10:23 AM (V9ol4)

221

The Richard Maddow Show

The Last Turd with Lawrence O'Donnell

Highball with Chris Matthews

The Al Sharpton Kill Whitey Variety Hour

Simple Joe featuring Mika Bzsrrkska whatever the fuck her name is

and now

The Fuck You Asscock Fagbitch Tourette's Report with Alec Baldwin

MSNBC: Intellectual FIREPOWER.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at August 09, 2013 10:23 AM (CJjw5)

222 Abortion Clinic Sends Coupons to Low-Income Women, Save $50 on Sundays

Free market incentivizes suppliers to make medical treatment* more affordable. Huh.

* I know it's not really medical treatment, but conceding this lets us regulate clinics like every other clinic, and they hate that shit, and I like that they hate it.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at August 09, 2013 10:23 AM (/kI1Q)

223 I wonder how long it will be before Juan McLame and little blonde jabba are guests on dirtbag's show.

Posted by: maddogg at August 09, 2013 10:24 AM (OlN4e)

224 All they need is a midget with a lisp and the MSNBC lineup will be indistinguishable from the Star Wars bar scene.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 09, 2013 10:24 AM (g1DWB)

225

Shouldn't that be 'We Be Trayvon?'

-----------------

Verbs are so 1990. Now it's, "We Trayvon."

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at August 09, 2013 10:24 AM (CJjw5)

226 #200, Shep Smith. What do I win?

Posted by: Joe at August 09, 2013 10:25 AM (7pOq5)

227 Go Die in a Car Fire With Alec Baldwin

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 09, 2013 10:26 AM (V1ZIU)

228 I think maybe Deen is trying to slowly get back out there. Just saw her son on "The Chew" today. Don't blame you if you don't know what that is, but it's a daytime talkshow (of sorts) on ABC that really isn' tooo bad. Iron Chefs Mario Batali And Michael Simon, a hottie, etc... I didn't hear any mention of his racist mom, but it's the first I've seen or heard of any of them in public since that pathetic apology tour of hers. Also, didn't i read that she has a higher approval rating than BHO recently? Given time, i think she'll be fine. Hope so, anyway.

Posted by: shredded chi at August 09, 2013 10:27 AM (TTpdK)

229

We laugh about Baldwin, but say what you want about 'progressive' Left politicians and pundits: at least they believe in what they're saying and doing.

------------------------

So do paranoid schizophrenics. I don't admire them for their passion, either.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at August 09, 2013 10:27 AM (CJjw5)

230 We Are Skittles.

Posted by: That bag of Sour Skittles at August 09, 2013 10:27 AM (Hx2XA)

231 "Fuck You, Next Question!" with Alec Baldwin

Posted by: Turnip Defense League [/i] at August 09, 2013 10:28 AM (O7Q1u)

232 The injustice isn't that Baldwin has paid no price for gay bashing -- why should he? It's all in good fun -- but that Deen has paid a heavy price for doing basically nothing.

Posted by: Steven Zak at August 09, 2013 10:28 AM (qU/yh)

233 And one of the many stupidities of the GOP is that they are seeking to expand their appeal by going after Starbucks moderates when they would IMO have far better luck with Walmart Democrats, who are among the greatest victims of leftist "enlightened" rule.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at August 09, 2013 02:18 PM (C8mVl)

The dizzying strategic incompetence of the RNC and its fellows comprising the GOP Establishment makes my head hurt. The only explanation for not going after what used to be called 'Reagan Democrats' or 'Blue Dog Democrats' is that Country Club Republicans fear an expansion of the socially conservative base, where many of these former Democrats would eventually gravitate.

Think about it: it can't be fun being a Democrat opposed to abortion. We could have those people if we just extended our hand.

Posted by: troyriser at August 09, 2013 10:30 AM (V9ol4)

234 "I'm Gonna Straighten Your Ass Out, But Not in a Faggoty Way" with Alec Baldwin.

Posted by: Dang at August 09, 2013 10:30 AM (Hx2XA)

235 So do paranoid schizophrenics. I don't admire them for their passion, either.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at August 09, 2013 02:27 PM (CJjw5)

I was contrasting them with our own quisling, equivocating, wishy-washy leadership. But you knew that.

Posted by: troyriser at August 09, 2013 10:32 AM (V9ol4)

236 "My Watch Costs More Than Your Car" with Alec Baldwin

Posted by: Jones in CO at August 09, 2013 10:33 AM (8sCoq)

237 Toxic Queen, with Alec Baldwin.

Posted by: Esau's Message at August 09, 2013 10:34 AM (WZq72)

238 I miss Kim Baysinger, don't you?

Posted by: Esau's Message at August 09, 2013 10:35 AM (WZq72)

239 >>>>there is NO underlying virtue to loyalty in politics. It gains you nothing, not with anyone<<<<<<

And this is why the fucking Braniacs shouldn't be allowed anywhere near any actual leadership positions.

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living... at August 09, 2013 10:44 AM (E3gqr)

240 Paula Deen was always mocked by the ruling class, even when she was famous. She was treated like a redneck Richard Simmons -- a weird curiosity that prole housewives liked. Posted by: Flatbush Joe at August 09, 2013 01:52 PM (ZPrif) ...and to show that, no matter how far back in the past, everyone was racist, regardless. No one is blameless and we all owe reparations. So, we must atone for everything that transpired prior to the coming of the Lightbringer. These people need to die.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Waiting for the Sun at August 09, 2013 10:54 AM (qVWK9)

241 Did something go awry here?

Posted by: David Carradine at August 09, 2013 11:08 AM (Hx2XA)

242 About the gays, he's just set in his ways because the '50s were a different time from today

Posted by: wtfl at August 09, 2013 11:11 AM (tgvJj)

243 Blame the '50s nostalgia in '70/80s pop culture forgive him, horde, he knows not what he do

Posted by: wtfl at August 09, 2013 11:15 AM (tgvJj)

244 Ebony has 4 different 'We are Trayvon' covers.

Be the first on your block to get all four!!

***

I can't help but notice you didn't use the word "buy."

Posted by: cool arrow at August 09, 2013 11:26 AM (WMsq+)

245 The good news is that putting Baldwin on MSNBC will at least take him out of the public eye.

Posted by: Jesus at August 09, 2013 11:35 AM (b52n+)

246 So the people who couldn't put up with Olberman's petulance are welcoming Alec Baldwin.............okay. How about "That's Right Bitches, it's Me" or "Nobody is All In With Alec Baldwin, Do You Understand Me, Cocksuckers?"

Posted by: Burnett at August 09, 2013 11:54 AM (bJ4jV)

247 The name already exists, "Tool Time". Bring back Richard Karn as Al Borland. Edit his sign to say "Alec Baldwin, care of Tool Time..."

Posted by: losthusker at August 09, 2013 02:10 PM (UPFYR)

248 Slow night tonight, I'm watching this train wreck!

Posted by: PJ at August 09, 2013 03:40 PM (ZWaLo)

249 Paula Deen is a Southerner.

Alec Bombastic Baldwin is a Yankee.

And boy howdy, do Leftwing nutjobs hate Southerners.

Posted by: Beverly at August 09, 2013 10:29 PM (h9nx8)

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