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— JohnE.

Giada De Laurentiis is attractive.

Posted by: JohnE. at 01:20 PM | Comments (262)
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1 I'll allow it.

Posted by: Waterhouse at June 21, 2013 01:21 PM (Kppp9)

2 Super spinner.

Posted by: Lincolntf at June 21, 2013 01:21 PM (ZshNr)

3 Giada melons!

Posted by: garrett at June 21, 2013 01:21 PM (RESLc)

4 Makes me want to eat.

Posted by: nuclearjim at June 21, 2013 01:21 PM (guTMu)

5 G*d bless you JohnE. In the mean time, I'll be in my bunk.

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie ® at June 21, 2013 01:22 PM (1hM1d)

6 Boingoingoingoingoing.

Posted by: Average Moron at June 21, 2013 01:22 PM (jx1IL)

7 She is very pretty. Please don't post a picture like that of Paula Deen.

Posted by: Jmel at June 21, 2013 01:22 PM (9tSXa)

8 Bunk! Couldn't say this in our New Military

Posted by: RightWingProf at June 21, 2013 01:22 PM (E/o+q)

9 Sandra Lee?

Posted by: EC at June 21, 2013 01:22 PM (doBIb)

10 < cough >

Posted by: Doc Rochester at June 21, 2013 01:22 PM (ngVVt)

11 Screen door...hurricane.

Posted by: garrett at June 21, 2013 01:22 PM (RESLc)

12 Why do I have the sudden urge to spark up "my Evinrude"?

Posted by: jakeman at June 21, 2013 01:22 PM (96M6e)

13 Nothing's broken I checked.... Although I supect Shempf's sanity my soon break

Posted by: sven10077 at June 21, 2013 01:22 PM (y3Spv)

14 In before the "her head's too big" brigade.

Posted by: Waterhouse at June 21, 2013 01:22 PM (Kppp9)

15 Good Lord! Yes, she is. Wow, thank you Ace of Spades.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at June 21, 2013 01:22 PM (3Znbm)

16 Never noticed her cans before.

Posted by: Alec Leamas at June 21, 2013 01:22 PM (nnkXw)

17 Cute.
Breasts.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 21, 2013 01:23 PM (DuH+r)

18 When I first clicked on the picture, my browser was set to too high a zoom, All I got was the bottom third of the picture. NTTAWWT

Posted by: RightWingProf at June 21, 2013 01:23 PM (E/o+q)

19 Aaand her recipes are usually fairly easy to prepare and turn out great. I bet she smells great too. Smitten I am.

Posted by: BuckIV at June 21, 2013 01:23 PM (gedHR)

20 And...I swear to God, if anybody criticizes her elbows, they're gonna get a virtual punch in the mouth.

Posted by: jakeman at June 21, 2013 01:23 PM (96M6e)

21 Pointy teeth.

Posted by: EC at June 21, 2013 01:23 PM (doBIb)

I'm in the mood for breakfast in bed. Some melons, some eggs, etc.

Posted by: Virginia SoCon once again. at June 21, 2013 01:24 PM (+/C3g)

23 21: She has teeth?

Posted by: TehAdmiral at June 21, 2013 01:24 PM (xe8yS)

24 For someone with a gargantuan cranium, she is rather attractive.

Posted by: packsoldier at June 21, 2013 01:24 PM (yFBJG)

25 I can't vouche for her recipes...I never make it to the end.

Posted by: garrett at June 21, 2013 01:24 PM (RESLc)

26 She just loves throwing the boobehs around.

Posted by: Berserker at June 21, 2013 01:24 PM (FMbng)

27 Aaand her recipes are usually fairly easy to prepare and turn out great. She hits for the cycle, fo' sho'.

Posted by: jakeman at June 21, 2013 01:25 PM (96M6e)

28 She has nice recipes, too. I like her show, for the most part.

Posted by: wheatie at June 21, 2013 01:25 PM (d2B9H)

29 26 She just loves throwing the boobehs around.

Posted by: Berserker at June 21, 2013 05:24 PM (FMbng)

You say that like it's a bad thing.

Posted by: Virginia SoCon once again. at June 21, 2013 01:25 PM (+/C3g)

30 Not very symetrical harumph...

Posted by: RWC at June 21, 2013 01:26 PM (VHffN)

31 Aw, verstompened by an amnesty post.

Posted by: Waterhouse at June 21, 2013 01:26 PM (Kppp9)

32 Her head's too big and her hands are too small but her boobeyes are just perfect.

Posted by: Jim R. at June 21, 2013 01:27 PM (XbCxw)

33 Proof that there IS a God.

Posted by: shredded chi at June 21, 2013 01:27 PM (K608l)

34 I particularly enjoy the look on her face when she's enjoying something delicious...

Posted by: packsoldier at June 21, 2013 01:27 PM (yFBJG)

verstompened by an amnesty post.

This will not stand!

Posted by: garrett at June 21, 2013 01:27 PM (RESLc)

36 You say that like it's a bad thing.

Posted by: Virginia SoCon once again. at June 21, 2013 05:25 PM

Hell no. Its a bonus.

Posted by: Berserker at June 21, 2013 01:27 PM (FMbng)

37 NSA nuked ace's post.

Posted by: EC at June 21, 2013 01:27 PM (doBIb)

38

I'll bring my peperoni for some her homemade eye-talian pie

Posted by: Slick Willy at June 21, 2013 01:28 PM (Pr6hk)

39 Ah, just as I hammered Ace for the Worst Post Stomp Evah, he disappeared it without a trace. Heh.

Posted by: jakeman at June 21, 2013 01:28 PM (96M6e)

40 Just think, a few bad decisions in her past and she'd be on porn sites everywhere. Talk about wasted potential.

Posted by: Lincolntf at June 21, 2013 01:28 PM (ZshNr)

41 Homina homina yumina num num num

Posted by: Joethefatman™ (@joethefatman1) at June 21, 2013 01:28 PM (MnSla)

42 >>>>Giada De Laurentiis is attractive.

They certainly are.

Posted by: Dr Spank at June 21, 2013 01:29 PM (v1mq9)

43 Paula Deen has just been canned by the Food Network. Seems twenty years ago she used the "n" word. Also, was overheard making jokes about gays, rednecks, and Jews. Also, told off-color jokes and allowed porn to be shown in her restaurant kitchen.

No more big bucks for the Savannah Food Pantry.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 21, 2013 01:29 PM (lVPtV)

44 We have a case of the missing post.

Posted by: YIKES! at June 21, 2013 01:29 PM (mETGQ)

45 Oh man ! That's all I got

Posted by: The Jackhole at June 21, 2013 01:29 PM (nTgAI)

46 Best. Post. Evah.

Posted by: Doc at June 21, 2013 01:29 PM (oUDps)

47 Jane, really?

Posted by: EC at June 21, 2013 01:30 PM (doBIb)

48 Nigella Lawson is pointing at me

http://www.fansshare.com/gallery/photos/521082/nigella-lawson/?loadimage

Posted by: ace at June 21, 2013 01:30 PM (LCRYB)

49 *cough* She's an Obamabot.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 21, 2013 01:31 PM (lVPtV)

50 Disturbingly perfect.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at June 21, 2013 01:31 PM (VePXc)

>>We have a case of the missing post.

Well, I have a raging clue.

Posted by: garrett at June 21, 2013 01:31 PM (RESLc)

52

She's not much without the family fortune

Posted by: Anderson Cooper at June 21, 2013 01:31 PM (Pr6hk)

53 47 Jane, really?

Posted by: EC at June 21, 2013 05:30 PM (doBIb

Yep. It's all The Five talked about the first part of the show.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 21, 2013 01:31 PM (lVPtV)

54 That pic is making me hungry

Posted by: The Jackhole at June 21, 2013 01:31 PM (nTgAI)

55 The missing post was killed a late night car wreck.

Posted by: Dr Spank at June 21, 2013 01:32 PM (v1mq9)

56 Something about Nigela tells me she loves it in the squeaker.

Posted by: garrett at June 21, 2013 01:32 PM (RESLc)

57 She has a massive head. Notice the rest of her body (aside from the two objects of y'all's desire) is not visible. That is not to say she isn't pretty. But when I used to catch her show, all I could think was, man, that chick has a huge head. Plus, her boobs are being pushed together. Even I can achieve cleavage that way. Okay, let me stop hating.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at June 21, 2013 01:32 PM (r+7wo)

58 Nice metadata. Seriously, I've been fondling it for most of the week

Posted by: Rex at June 21, 2013 01:32 PM (gHpWH)

59 But apropos the last post: Wouldn't it have been more Progressive and scientific to just abort the little son of a bitch? Just think of all the money we (wtf?) could have saved! (That's a lot of butt plugs!)

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at June 21, 2013 01:32 PM (VePXc)

60 But did she ever call anyone a "moulinyan?" Boy would I love to do a Sonny Corleone on her. Marone!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 21, 2013 01:32 PM (+98Gb)

61 The missing post was killed IN a late night car wreck.

Better.

Posted by: Dr Spank at June 21, 2013 01:32 PM (v1mq9)

62 Unstompered, for now. I gotta say, looking at that pic is much preferable to reading about another lying POS politician (but I repeat myself, twice).

Time to go to the grocery store and pick out some melons.

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 21, 2013 01:32 PM (cHZB7)

63 14 In before the "her head's too big" brigade. Posted by: Waterhouse at June 21, 2013 05:22 PM (Kppp9) Lol, should have read the comments first.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at June 21, 2013 01:33 PM (r+7wo)

64

I'ld like to dine at her Y

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at June 21, 2013 01:33 PM (Pr6hk)

65 I could choke her all night long.

Posted by: Charles Saatchi at June 21, 2013 01:33 PM (uhftQ)

66 I used to work for her grandfather Dino many years ago. Tough old prick.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 21, 2013 01:33 PM (+98Gb)

67 Plus, her boobs are being pushed together. Even I can achieve cleavage that way. Leaning forward + pushing together = AWESOME!!!

Posted by: EC at June 21, 2013 01:33 PM (doBIb)

68 *cough* She's an Obamabot. Stop that, you!

Posted by: jakeman at June 21, 2013 01:33 PM (96M6e)

69 Nigella is British for we wanted a boy. Well they missed. I'm not complaining though. But Giada De Laurentiis is hotter.

Posted by: Joethefatman™ (@joethefatman1) at June 21, 2013 01:34 PM (MnSla)

70 Where's the cake? I was told that there would be cake...

Posted by: Mike Hammer at June 21, 2013 01:34 PM (aDwsi)

71 >>> Even I can achieve cleavage that way. You know the rules.

Posted by: fluffy at June 21, 2013 01:35 PM (pfwQx)

72 67 Leaning forward + pushing together = AWESOME!!! Posted by: EC at June 21, 2013 05:33 PM (doBIb) So is that the slogan of the new super network MSNBC/FoodTV?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 21, 2013 01:35 PM (+98Gb)

73 Some of you can't see the forest for the trees.. haters

Posted by: The Jackhole at June 21, 2013 01:35 PM (nTgAI)

74 Always the last channel to get to when I'm scrolling. Paula should launch a binge eating show on another network.

Posted by: dfbaskwill at June 21, 2013 01:35 PM (ndlFj)

75 "68 *cough* She's an Obamabot. Stop that, you! Posted by: jakeman at June 21, 2013 05:33 PM (96M6e) " Generally speaking, attractive women tend to be stupid. That's just the way it is. (Not that there aren't exceptions.)

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at June 21, 2013 01:35 PM (VePXc)

76 Awesome funbaggage.

Posted by: Michael Hasting's dead left nut at June 21, 2013 01:35 PM (GrtrJ)

77

don't care about how she looks. just show me the bank accounts for the estate

Posted by: Lurch at June 21, 2013 01:35 PM (Pr6hk)

78 Posted by: fluffy at June 21, 2013 05:35 PM (pfwQx) In your dreams, fluffy.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at June 21, 2013 01:35 PM (r+7wo)

79 Plus, her boobs are being pushed together.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at June 21, 2013 05:32 PM (r+7wo)

Same frigging thing I would do with them.

Posted by: Berserker at June 21, 2013 01:35 PM (FMbng)

>>> Where's the cake? I was told that there would be cake...

I'd rather see her muffin.

Posted by: garrett at June 21, 2013 01:35 PM (RESLc)

81 Giada is a spinner. But man oh man.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 21, 2013 01:36 PM (+98Gb)

82 King, "Son! She has large tracts of land!"

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 21, 2013 01:36 PM (FRe+O)

83 *cough* She's an Obamabot.

Sigh. I think instead of melon shopping, I'll go to the hardware store and look at ropes.

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 21, 2013 01:36 PM (cHZB7)

Bark at the moon !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: The Jackhole at June 21, 2013 01:36 PM (nTgAI)

85 Moons over my hammy

Posted by: The Jackhole at June 21, 2013 01:37 PM (nTgAI)

86 75 "68 *cough* She's an Obamabot. Stop that, you! Posted by: jakeman at June 21, 2013 05:33 PM (96M6e) " Generally speaking, attractive women tend to be stupid. That's just the way it is. (Not that there aren't exceptions.) Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at June 21, 2013 05:35 PM (VePXc) Plus she lives in Hollywood and runs in those circles. The odds of her being conservative are very long. Just like...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 21, 2013 01:37 PM (+98Gb)

87 i would have very bad intentions with that woman.

Posted by: dillhole12 at June 21, 2013 01:37 PM (uURnG)

>>> I'll go to the hardware store and look at ropes.

Careful.

Posted by: Zombie David Carradine at June 21, 2013 01:37 PM (RESLc)

89 Plus, her boobs are being pushed together. Even I can achieve cleavage that way.

So can I, but all the gray hair makes it less attractive then hers.

Posted by: Bruce at June 21, 2013 01:37 PM (7Waan)

90 Giada celebrity math: http://i.imgur.com/oTYNY9U.jpg

Posted by: SarahW at June 21, 2013 01:37 PM (Ue72k)

91 My what big eyes you have

Posted by: The Jackhole at June 21, 2013 01:37 PM (nTgAI)

92
You know,Gia's lower jaw is so square it looks like she's got a whole loaf of bread in her mouth.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 21, 2013 01:37 PM (kdS6q)

93 That's an "Imgur" link. I forgot the HQ screws them up

Posted by: SarahW at June 21, 2013 01:38 PM (Ue72k)

94 Of course she's an Obamabot. So are half the athletes I watch, the authors I read, the proprietors of businesses I frequent, my mailman, probably at least one of my cats. I'm immune.

Posted by: Lincolntf at June 21, 2013 01:38 PM (ZshNr)

95 I wonder if she knows I have the ability to breathe through my ears?

Posted by: Not an Artist at June 21, 2013 01:38 PM (uRumV)

96 Until they've been well chewed by a baby they aren't broken in yet and essentially useless.

Posted by: Beto at June 21, 2013 01:39 PM (VWfCN)

97 83 GnuBreed, The answer may simply be outbreding them

Posted by: sven10077 at June 21, 2013 01:39 PM (LRFds)

98 "86 75 "68 *cough* She's an Obamabot. Stop that, you! Posted by: jakeman at June 21, 2013 05:33 PM (96M6e) " Generally speaking, attractive women tend to be stupid. That's just the way it is. (Not that there aren't exceptions.) Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at June 21, 2013 05:35 PM (VePXc) Plus she lives in Hollywood and runs in those circles. The odds of her being conservative are very long. Just like... Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 21, 2013 05:37 PM (+98Gb) " Well, no one's perfect. (Now if I could only come up with a witty reply to Anna's comment! :-P)

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at June 21, 2013 01:39 PM (VePXc)

99 For those who think she has a massive head, it could be worse:

http://www.psdisasters.com/2011/10/target-epicurean-encephalitis.html

Posted by: bonhomme at June 21, 2013 01:40 PM (yKTI2)

100 96 Until they've been well chewed by a baby they aren't broken in yet and essentially useless.

Posted by: Beto at June 21, 2013 05:39 PM (VWfCN)

Gaa gaa goo goo

Posted by: Joethefatbaby (@joethefatman1) at June 21, 2013 01:40 PM (MnSla)

101 King, "Son! She has large tracts of land!"

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 21, 2013 05:36 PM (FRe+O)

I shall sow them

Posted by: The Jackhole at June 21, 2013 01:40 PM (nTgAI)

102 From FUNimation, a montage for summer culled from some animes. Babes, bikinis, and beach. This seems the right thread for it.

http://youtu.be/kpfS-GYZX_Q

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 21, 2013 01:40 PM (FRe+O)

103 Is that Ace's mom?

Posted by: An Artist With A Thompson at June 21, 2013 01:41 PM (RZwdH)

104 "101 King, "Son! She has large tracts of land!" Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 21, 2013 05:36 PM (FRe+O) I shall sow them Posted by: The Jackhole at June 21, 2013 05:40 PM (nTgAI) " No. I'm looking for something wittier. :-P

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at June 21, 2013 01:41 PM (VePXc)

105 I wonder..... Nah. They'd put me in prison.

Posted by: Joethefatman™ (@joethefatman1)I wonder at June 21, 2013 01:42 PM (MnSla)

106

Liberal chicks are an easy mark. Typically, they have only known beta-males.

Conversion is easy and fun!

Posted by: garrett at June 21, 2013 01:42 PM (RESLc)

107 Funny about that 'big head' thing. That is one reason that Vanna White was chosen by Merv Griffin ( he later said) for Wheel of Fortune, she has a big head..., and she does , look : http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:White-v-samsung-dissent-appendix-1.png

Posted by: Mike Hammer at June 21, 2013 01:42 PM (aDwsi)

108 Agreed, but her head is so gigantic that I'm surprised cooking implements don't go into orbit around it when she drops them.

Posted by: key at June 21, 2013 01:42 PM (QpoH/)

109

King, "Son! She has large tracts of land!"
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 21, 2013 05:36 PM (FRe+O)

This land was made for you and me

Posted by: The Jackhole at June 21, 2013 01:42 PM (nTgAI)

110 "102 From FUNimation, a montage for summer culled from some animes. Babes, bikinis, and beach. This seems the right thread for it. http://youtu.be/kpfS-GYZX_Q Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 21, 2013 05:40 PM (FRe+O) " You're really not making this easy. :-P

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at June 21, 2013 01:43 PM (VePXc)

111 GnuBreed,

The answer may simply be outbreding them

Posted by: sven10077

***

Not as long as they control the schools and media.

Posted by: Charles Saatchi at June 21, 2013 01:43 PM (uhftQ)

112 100 Posted by: Joethefatbaby (@joethefatman1) at June 21, 2013 05:40 PM (MnSla) Santo seni d'alimentazione, Uomo-Pipistrello!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 21, 2013 01:43 PM (+98Gb)

113 Land! Ho?

Posted by: Lincolntf at June 21, 2013 01:43 PM (ZshNr)

114 Well, also the lack of Flash...

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at June 21, 2013 01:43 PM (VePXc)

115 (banging on frames frantically) Come on, work damn it

Posted by: x-ray spex at June 21, 2013 01:43 PM (V+Pei)

116 Big head. More power IYKWIMAITYD

Posted by: The Jackhole at June 21, 2013 01:43 PM (nTgAI)

117

Giada De Laurentiis looks too high maintenance when sober, but fairly easy when drunk--give me a real challenge like the Food Network lip-stick dyke Cat Cora. http://www.catcora.com/

Meow! @peeteysdee

Posted by: Peter S. Dee at June 21, 2013 01:43 PM (FXOjE)

118
Sofia Vergara's ass > Giada De Laurentiis cleavage.

There. I said it!

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at June 21, 2013 01:43 PM (qoQi/)

119 I got her salsicce right here!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 21, 2013 01:43 PM (+98Gb)

120 I'm leaning toward a whipped cream covered dessert this evening.

Posted by: Fritz at June 21, 2013 01:44 PM (G9Mmf)

121

most folks on the tv have big heads. empty, but usually large nonetheless.

Posted by: dillhole12 at June 21, 2013 01:44 PM (uURnG)

122 That creepy oversexed teenager Courtney Stodden, got breast implants. The story is sort of crazy b/c it implies she had them over the weekend and is not strumping around with them. I think they are painful and cause a lot of bruising post op. She's now double ZZs: http://goo.gl/nus3g

Posted by: An Artist With A Thompson at June 21, 2013 01:44 PM (RZwdH)

123 "110 King, "Son! She has large tracts of land!" Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 21, 2013 05:36 PM (FRe+O) This land was made for you and me Posted by: The Jackhole at June 21, 2013 05:42 PM (nTgAI) " Better.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at June 21, 2013 01:44 PM (VePXc)

124 Awrighty, I'm off to teh Home Depoz for the weekend project list (no rope required) and then gonna see if I can get Mrs. Jakeman to dress up like Giada while cooking dinner. Have a good evening, youse guys. Don't break anything or hurt anyone, unless they deserve it.

Posted by: jakeman at June 21, 2013 01:44 PM (96M6e)

125 114 Land! Ho? Posted by: Lincolntf at June 21, 2013 05:43 PM (ZshNr) Is that what sailors say when they get off the gangplank for shore leave?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 21, 2013 01:44 PM (+98Gb)

126 she's an amuse bouche, that's what she is.

Posted by: ace at June 21, 2013 01:45 PM (LCRYB)

127 Sigh. I think instead of melon shopping, I'll go to the hardware store and look at ropes. Kinky.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 21, 2013 01:45 PM (ndIek)

128 127 she's an amuse bouche, that's what she is.

Posted by: ace at June 21, 2013 05:45 PM (LCRYB

What's the main course?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 21, 2013 01:45 PM (lVPtV)

129 That picture just screams, "Hey, boys, I'm looking away. Feel free to linger longer."

Posted by: bonhomme at June 21, 2013 01:45 PM (yKTI2)

130 While all you dopes run after Giada, I'll have Kate Upton all to myself. Ha!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 21, 2013 01:45 PM (+98Gb)

131 nice

Posted by: garrett at June 21, 2013 01:46 PM (RESLc)

132 JJ and would not share neither. Well at least for a couple of.... weeks

Posted by: Joethefatman™ (@joethefatman1)I wonder at June 21, 2013 01:46 PM (MnSla)

133 What is Courtney Stodden and why should I care that her cleavage can now open for ZZ Top.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 21, 2013 01:46 PM (FRe+O)

134 I'd kill for some shirtless Tyler Florence. Yum.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 21, 2013 01:47 PM (lVPtV)

135 Geeze. John E. throws a ball, and the horde chases it. All great fun, of course.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at June 21, 2013 01:47 PM (aDwsi)

136 "134 What is Courtney Stodden and why should I care that her cleavage can now open for ZZ Top. Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 21, 2013 05:46 PM (FRe+O) " Glad I didn't have to say it. (Although yesterday I did actually make the mistake of visiting TMZ.)

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at June 21, 2013 01:47 PM (VePXc)

137 108 Funny about that 'big head' thing. That is one reason that Vanna White was chosen by Merv Griffin ( he later said) for Wheel of Fortune, she has a big head..., and she does , look : http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:White-v-samsung-dissent-appendix-1.png Posted by: Mike Hammer at June 21, 2013 05:42 PM (aDwsi) In film, it is common for stars to have physically large heads. If you've ever seen people like Mel Gibson or Schvartzenengger in person, you'd be surprised how large their heads are in proportion to the body. They fill the screen when filmed. Years ago, I saw Morley Safer at the airport and I'd swear his head was as large as the rest of his body. He looked like a walking bobble head.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 21, 2013 01:47 PM (+98Gb)

138 Is that what sailors say when they get off the gangplank for shore leave?

Nah, they say, "Finally, a reprieve for my bunghole."

Posted by: bonhomme at June 21, 2013 01:47 PM (yKTI2)

139 And the reason I say mistake is... no Flash. :-P (Also, it was a mistake. The stupid was simply overwhelming.)

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at June 21, 2013 01:48 PM (VePXc)

140 re 123--

I think women don't understand that when they just make their breasts (or "breasts") look silly and cartoonish they don't look like breasts anymore. They look like breast implants.

It's not the same thing. Breasts are sexy. Breasts implants (when they're so obvious and especially that sort of helium-globe that the Barbie-doll types favor) are just plastic. There is no sexual charge in plastic.

sorry to go all TMI but c'mon. "Let me make my breasts look like things which aren't breasts." Well okay, but then why would I look at them?

Posted by: ace at June 21, 2013 01:48 PM (LCRYB)

141 136 Geeze. John E. throws a ball, and the horde chases it. All great fun, of course. Posted by: Mike Hammer at June 21, 2013 05:47 PM (aDwsi) Jeez, we need a breather while the republic convulses in a death agony.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 21, 2013 01:49 PM (+98Gb)

142 127Â she's an amuse bouche, that's what she is. Posted by: ace Nah, ace. She's a whole lot more than one nice bite.

Posted by: shredded chi at June 21, 2013 01:49 PM (K608l)

143

Tyler Florence?

He seems like he'd just want to cuddle.

Posted by: garrett at June 21, 2013 01:49 PM (RESLc)

144 >>>What's the main course?

nigella

Posted by: ace at June 21, 2013 01:49 PM (LCRYB)

145 Those breasts and the ones attached to Ms. Upton are for BABIES!!1!!! If you put your mouths on them or ogle them, little BABIES WILL STARVE!!1!!!!

Posted by: An Artist With A Thompson at June 21, 2013 01:49 PM (RZwdH)

146 Something for the 'ettes:

http://tinyurl.com/kede9ag

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 21, 2013 01:49 PM (lVPtV)

147 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 21, 2013 05:47 PM (+98Gb) What? Geez.

Posted by: Yoshi, Aggrieved Victim of the White Man at June 21, 2013 01:50 PM (dh83Q)

148 "146 Those breasts and the ones attached to Ms. Upton are for BABIES!!1!!! If you put your mouths on them or ogle them, little BABIES WILL STARVE!!1!!!! Posted by: An Artist With A Thompson at June 21, 2013 05:49 PM (RZwdH) " Well, I guess that's why abortion is so important. Now it all makes sense!

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at June 21, 2013 01:50 PM (VePXc)

149

As long as she never plans on removing her sweater, I have no problem with implants.

Posted by: garrett at June 21, 2013 01:50 PM (RESLc)

150 Giadda, not as innocent as you may think. Nothing is private on the internet... http://tinyurl.com/6y7zpd

Posted by: RWC at June 21, 2013 01:50 PM (VHffN)

151 screen door, hurricane

Posted by: Jones in CO at June 21, 2013 01:51 PM (8sCoq)

152 Eh, that's why they've got two. We can share.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 21, 2013 01:51 PM (yKTI2)

153 "150 As long as she never plans on removing her sweater, I have no problem with implants. Posted by: garrett at June 21, 2013 05:50 PM (RESLc) " What?

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at June 21, 2013 01:51 PM (VePXc)

154 Jane D'oh amusing that a fully dressed hot dog shows up in the image search.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 21, 2013 01:51 PM (FRe+O)

155 or I suppose they do understand that, but think the human body is sort of ugly, so they seek to remake it into not-quite-so-human shapes.

Posted by: ace at June 21, 2013 01:51 PM (LCRYB)

156

Posted by: RWC at June 21, 2013 05:50 PM (VHffN)

Well, that'll kill your boner.

Posted by: garrett at June 21, 2013 01:52 PM (RESLc)

157
"Let me make my breasts look like things which aren't breasts."

Posted by: ace at June 21, 2013 05:48 PM (LCRYB)

Is there....uh....something you want to share with the class, Ace?

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at June 21, 2013 01:52 PM (qoQi/)

158 155 Jane D'oh amusing that a fully dressed hot dog shows up in the image search.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 21, 2013 05:51 PM (FRe+O)

__________

I know! heh

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 21, 2013 01:52 PM (lVPtV)

159 There is no sexual charge in plastic. Add a couple of C batteries & women will disagree with you.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 21, 2013 01:52 PM (ndIek)

160 "156 or I suppose they do understand that, but think the human body is sort of ugly, so they seek to remake it into not-quite-so-human shapes. Posted by: ace at June 21, 2013 05:51 PM (LCRYB) " The human body is too old fashioned.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at June 21, 2013 01:52 PM (VePXc)

161 So this Paula Deen thing, where the hell did this blow up from all of a sudden? Was she on tape or what?

Giada, um yeah fist, angry god, so on and so forth.

Posted by: Codec717 at June 21, 2013 01:53 PM (5i/58)

162 I was prepared to accept that Deen had used the "N" word only a few times many years ago, until I learned that she had wanted to plan a plantation-style wedding for her brother, replete with black servants in white suits. That shit is still fresh.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 21, 2013 01:53 PM (jjvz+)

163 this is far too dirty, you should all be ashamed.

I'll put up the Deal Heller story.

Posted by: ace at June 21, 2013 01:53 PM (LCRYB)

164 ahhh eggplants.....

Posted by: The Jackhole at June 21, 2013 01:53 PM (nTgAI)

165 I'd hit it.

Posted by: Bosk at June 21, 2013 01:53 PM (n2K+4)

166 Posted by: ace at June 21, 2013 05:48 PM (LCRYB) You ASSHOLE!!

Posted by: Pam Gellar at June 21, 2013 01:53 PM (dh83Q)

167 "158 "Let me make my breasts look like things which aren't breasts." Posted by: ace at June 21, 2013 05:48 PM (LCRYB) Is there....uh....something you want to share with the class, Ace? Posted by: Sticky Wicket at June 21, 2013 05:52 PM (qoQi/) " Probably that he likes natural breasts. I don't know. Seems kind of pervy.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at June 21, 2013 01:53 PM (VePXc)

168 The Giada rumors persist though.... http://blindgossip.com/?p=39538

Posted by: madtechie at June 21, 2013 01:53 PM (j5ZoZ)

169

Ace...you sound like a Breast Connoisseur.

Which is refreshing.

A lot of guys seem to prefer quantity over quality.

Posted by: wheatie at June 21, 2013 01:54 PM (d2B9H)

170 Ya don't say!

Posted by: real joe at June 21, 2013 01:54 PM (pNlYm)

171 161 MUMR,

I see you've seen deadringers...

Jeremy Irons tries to remake Genivieve Bujod's innard

Posted by: Esteban10077@sven10077 at June 21, 2013 01:54 PM (LRFds)

172 Uh oh, Pam Gellar of the IBTC has shown up....

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 21, 2013 01:54 PM (FRe+O)

173 Posted by: garrett at June 21, 2013 05:52 PM (RESLc) I'm barefoot here. Trying to give myself an edge.

Posted by: RWC at June 21, 2013 01:55 PM (VHffN)

174 Greatest cans on television hands down...no...I mean it...keep your hands down so I can see those boobas.

Posted by: Funeral guy at June 21, 2013 01:55 PM (3dHo2)

175 "170 Ace...you sound like a Breast Connoisseur. Which is refreshing. A lot of guys seem to prefer quantity over quality. Posted by: wheatie at June 21, 2013 05:54 PM (d2B9H) " That's (literally) Stalinistic! :-P

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at June 21, 2013 01:56 PM (VePXc)

176 Ace gramps always told me that anything more than a mouthful was waste...but a little waste every now and again was not the end of the world...

Posted by: Esteban10077@sven10077 at June 21, 2013 01:56 PM (LRFds)

177 So they take a kind hardworking southern woman who said the n word after an n word put a gun in her face and robbed her, and vilify her. Paula Dean has done more for black Children than the rainbow coalition and the NAACP combined, If you believe that feeding them is more important than turning them into victims. I m so pissed, so MFing pissed.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at June 21, 2013 01:56 PM (XIxXP)

178 So this Paula Deen thing, where the hell did this blow up from all of a sudden? Was she on tape or what?

Deen is being sued by a former employee for a "hostile work environment". During questioning Deen admitted to using the "n-word". Then the world went crazy.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 21, 2013 01:56 PM (yKTI2)

179
So this Paula Deen thing, where the hell did this blow up from all of a sudden? Was she on tape or what?

She apparently committed one of the unforgivable sins in this society of tolerance, by uttering the "N Word" some years ago.

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at June 21, 2013 01:56 PM (qoQi/)

180
There must be a pendulous quality to large breasts or else they simply do not seem genuine.

Like Ace says, the breasts are the testicles of the female. They gotta swing to be the real mccoys.

Posted by: soothsayer, now with 20% less ruth at June 21, 2013 01:56 PM (LPRBM)

181 I want to go motorboating!

Posted by: Lucky Pierre at June 21, 2013 01:57 PM (5fSr7)

182 ...

Superior Communist made breast implants made proudly at the Iosef Stalin Breast Implant Factory of Stalingrad.

... Boobs in central planning...

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 21, 2013 01:57 PM (FRe+O)

183 Ace gramps always told me that anything more than a mouthful was waste...but a little waste every now and again was not the end of the world... Posted by: Esteban10077@sven10077 at June 21, 2013 05:56 PM (LRFds) It's difficult to titty fuck a mouthfull.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at June 21, 2013 01:57 PM (XIxXP)

184
Paula Deen was Schlesingerized.

Posted by: soothsayer, now with 20% less ruth at June 21, 2013 01:57 PM (39q3n)

185 "178 So they take a kind hardworking southern woman who said the n word after an n word put a gun in her face and robbed her, and vilify her. Paula Dean has done more for black Children than the rainbow coalition and the NAACP combined, If you believe that feeding them is more important than turning them into victims. I m so pissed, so MFing pissed. Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at June 21, 2013 05:56 PM (XIxXP) " Well, did she have any aborted? There you go. What a racist!

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at June 21, 2013 01:57 PM (VePXc)

186 178 OSP,

I think a lot of whites whjo pulled twice for choom are in for a surprise these next four years....

they are not in the "all is forgiven" mode friends...

Posted by: Esteban10077@sven10077 at June 21, 2013 01:58 PM (LRFds)

187 184 OSP,

not if they're pregnancy enhanced...not that I'd know or anything I'm with the ewok...

God bless the gals and their amigettes and there's room enough for all kinds

Posted by: Esteban10077@sven10077 at June 21, 2013 01:58 PM (LRFds)

188 Is she still married to that hairy lil' garden gnome?

Posted by: Michael Hasting's dead left nut at June 21, 2013 01:59 PM (GrtrJ)

189 "179 So this Paula Deen thing, where the hell did this blow up from all of a sudden? Was she on tape or what? Deen is being sued by a former employee for a "hostile work environment". During questioning Deen admitted to using the "n-word". Then the world went crazy. Posted by: bonhomme at June 21, 2013 05:56 PM (yKTI2) " Why didn't she just sexually harass him (with a cigar)?

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at June 21, 2013 01:59 PM (VePXc)

190 Greatest cans on television hands down...no...I mean it...keep your hands down so I can see those boobas. **** Maria Molina has dyed her hair ginger. Still, she might be in the greatest cans dept.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 21, 2013 01:59 PM (jjvz+)

191 they are not in the "all is forgiven" mode friends... Posted by: Esteban10077@sven10077 at June 21, 2013 05:58 PM (LRFds) FK em with a rusty saw blade. You fuck with Mrs. Dean, You fuck with americana.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at June 21, 2013 01:59 PM (XIxXP)

192 My theory is that men who like the obvious or (to me) ugly implants like what they represent. By that I mean an insecure, easily manipulated, and possibly easy woman.

Posted by: Charles Saatchi at June 21, 2013 02:00 PM (uhftQ)

193 Whoever pulled me out of there would be crowned the next Clint Eastwood

Posted by: The Jackhole at June 21, 2013 02:01 PM (nTgAI)

194 "183 ... Superior Communist made breast implants made proudly at the Iosef Stalin Breast Implant Factory of Stalingrad. ... Boobs in central planning... Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 21, 2013 05:57 PM (FRe+O) " Yes. Breast implants from the geniuses who gave the world the Lada. What could possibly go wrong? :-P

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at June 21, 2013 02:01 PM (VePXc)

195 Paula uttered the word when she was in her teens.

Her staff at The Lady and Sons love her like a sister/mom.

I haven't been a fan of her show for years, but I've met her at various functions several times and she's always been warm and lovely. Have also met every. single. member of her family. Her sons are wonderful men, her Aunt Peggy is a doll, and Michael is a teddy bear.

Anyhow, she's supported local charities and poor families here and across the country. It's a shame. I'm sure she'll lose her Smithfield contract, and her new frozen foods line will probably be yanked.

Sad. A woman who came from nothing.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 21, 2013 02:01 PM (lVPtV)

196 Paula Deen does not deserve the two-minute hate she's now on the bad end of. I'm affronted at the network's cowardly drop kick, even if I don't eat a lot of butter.

Posted by: SarahW at June 21, 2013 02:01 PM (aqfuo)

197 192 OSP,

Maybe....

frankly if they want to play tribal games I am slowly accepting it....

and people who don't understand the mousetrap bambi is building need to be allowed to feel pain from time to time...

embrace the ghetto OSP and maybe we can start CET

Conservative Entertainment Television

Posted by: Esteban10077@sven10077 at June 21, 2013 02:01 PM (LRFds)

198 FK em with a rusty saw blade. You fuck with Mrs. Dean, You fuck with americana. *** I like Deen but, re my comment at 163, it's become more difficult to believe she doesn't have a tinge of something unseemly flowing through her.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 21, 2013 02:02 PM (jjvz+)

199 Later, all. God bless. :-)

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at June 21, 2013 02:02 PM (VePXc)

200

The fake is like fake wood on a car, why bother.

Beavis "He said wood " uh huh huh ha uhaha

Posted by: The Jackhole at June 21, 2013 02:02 PM (nTgAI)

201 Her staff at The Lady and Sons love her like a sister/mom. Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 21, 2013 06:01 PM (lVPtV) Well, they are her actual sons. (kidding, I know what you meant)

Posted by: Yoshi, Aggrieved Victim of the White Man at June 21, 2013 02:02 PM (dh83Q)

202 Why didn't she just sexually harass him (with a cigar)?

Or say, "Not that I recall."

Posted by: bonhomme at June 21, 2013 02:02 PM (yKTI2)

203 Twins!

Posted by: 3M at June 21, 2013 02:03 PM (Ph479)

204 196 Jane D'oh,

a tragedy...hey isn't there some suave Messiah from Chicago whose past transgressions we are not allowed to examine?

This road goes in just one direction...right on our backs

Posted by: Esteban10077@sven10077 at June 21, 2013 02:03 PM (LRFds)

205 The person suing her is white. And locals here know the person wants money. Lots of it.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 21, 2013 02:03 PM (lVPtV)

206 Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 21, 2013 06:02 PM (jjvz+) Yeahhhh, that's kind of...eeesh.

Posted by: Yoshi, Aggrieved Victim of the White Man at June 21, 2013 02:03 PM (dh83Q)

207 BOINNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!

Posted by: Beavis at June 21, 2013 02:05 PM (ujrve)

208 I like Deen but, re my comment at 163, it's become more difficult to believe she doesn't have a tinge of something unseemly flowing through her. Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 21, 2013 06:02 PM (jjvz+) You are shitting me right? What's unseemly about living the American dream. Using your name and likeness to enrich yourself and then give tens of millions, Yes NDH, Tens of millions to feed people, She is a fine Christian business woman that is gettin targeted and fucked over because she is a fine Christian business woman.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at June 21, 2013 02:05 PM (XIxXP)

209
Like Ace says, the breasts are the testicles of the female. They gotta swing to be the real mccoys.

You had to bring the McCoys into this....

http://tinyurl.com/kpgp5do

Hippy Chick Tiddies....and the way she's swinging those around, she's gonna put someone's eye out.

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at June 21, 2013 02:05 PM (qoQi/)

210 199 NDH,

and yet Ted Danson still walks....

whichever...I fought the good fight against "evil GOP bigotry" for a lot of years....

If I am not declaring that personal war over I am definitely in ceasefire mode...

the GOP is about to do its best to make me the blessed minority with a few penstrokes...

so according to Jerry Wright I'm about to be blessed right?

Posted by: Esteban10077@sven10077 at June 21, 2013 02:06 PM (LRFds)

211 Paula Deen apology is only because she got the boot from Food Network. i applaud the Executive of Food Network for finally making the decision to rid the network of a racist, this is 2013 we shouldn't have to tolerate this kind of behavior anymore. Oh get fucked.

Posted by: RWC at June 21, 2013 02:08 PM (VHffN)

212 the GOP is about to do its best to make me the blessed minority with a few penstrokes... so according to Jerry Wright I'm about to be blessed right? *** When we are the minorities will we be allowed to have an NAACP of our own?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 21, 2013 02:10 PM (jjvz+)

213 Paula Deen apology is only because she got the boot from Food Network. i applaud the Executive of Food Network for finally making the decision to rid the network of a racist, this is 2013 we shouldn't have to tolerate this kind of behavior anymore. My Dad told me many years ago that the next war isn't going to be with the russians or Chinese. He said it would be against the N words. I'll be damn if it doesn't look like the crazy old bastard was right.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at June 21, 2013 02:11 PM (XIxXP)

214 The funniest thing about her is she's actually in the wikipedia article for "fan service."

Posted by: arminius at June 21, 2013 02:11 PM (cDnhR)

215 213 NDH,

something tells me then it will be racist to demand seperate dorms and a "insert minority" Miss America....

coming soon to a 2040s near you

Posted by: Esteban10077@sven10077 at June 21, 2013 02:11 PM (LRFds)

216 Paula Deen has made enough money

Posted by: Barky O at June 21, 2013 02:12 PM (nTgAI)

217 Sad. A woman who came from nothing. Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 21, 2013 06:01 PM (lVPtV) Be it a woman or man that uppity shit just isn't allowed in present day America and will not be tolerated.

Posted by: RWC at June 21, 2013 02:12 PM (VHffN)

218 My Dad told me many years ago that the next war isn't going to be with the russians or Chinese. He said it would be against the N words. I'll be damn if it doesn't look like the crazy old bastard was right. **** My grandmother, all 4'10" of her, was the sweetest and most hard-working woman I've ever known, yet... she had a bit of a racist streak. I would cringe and she told me that, one day, I would look back and remember her saying that everything was going to change. Boy has it.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 21, 2013 02:13 PM (jjvz+)

219 This paula Deen talk is softening the nature of this post IYKWIM

Posted by: The Jackhole at June 21, 2013 02:13 PM (nTgAI)

220 I wonder if her son Jamie's show will be yanked next.

I really believe Smithfield will drop her, as will the company carrying her new line of frozen foods.

Sad.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 21, 2013 02:15 PM (lVPtV)

221 219 NDH,

I recall my fighting with family on race and saying "I live amongst the minorities they just want equality"....

I was pretty dumb I guess...

"equality" is well "equality" not "equality +"

this is bad stuff coming

Posted by: Esteban10077@sven10077 at June 21, 2013 02:15 PM (LRFds)

222 This paula Deen talk is softening the nature of this post IYKWIM Posted by: The Jackhole at June 21, 2013 06:13 PM (nTgAI) Keep refreshing, you'll be finished momentarily.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at June 21, 2013 02:15 PM (XIxXP)

223 You're a thought criminal!

Posted by: Creepy British kid pointing at Paula Deen at June 21, 2013 02:15 PM (5i/58)

224 Paula has always had a racy side. Her "Paula's Parties" totally turned my late mother off.

Anyhow, she and her family have done more than you can imagine for this town. To this day, tourists stand in line for an hour to get into her restaurant.

Huge loss for the minorities here she has helped and supported.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 21, 2013 02:17 PM (lVPtV)

225 Really though, WE have oppressed THEM and held THEM back. 'WE' being not myself or anybody I have ever fucking met. 'THEM' being someone who has not know true oppression or discrimination. Fuck the race hustlers. They are the ones keeping it remotely relevant - just for a fast buck.

Posted by: RWC at June 21, 2013 02:18 PM (VHffN)

226 Elbows are too pointy.

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at June 21, 2013 02:18 PM (n8115)

227 This paula Deen talk is softening the nature of this post IYKWIM *** here go... http://bit.ly/14nPoeN

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 21, 2013 02:19 PM (jjvz+)

228 If she's not on a horse, I don't want to see it.

Posted by: zombie at June 21, 2013 02:20 PM (+cx5n)

229 At Drudge. Snowden charged in a sealed criminal complaint

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 21, 2013 02:21 PM (jjvz+)

230 New, more serious thread up

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 21, 2013 02:21 PM (jjvz+)

231 I don't know Paula Deen personally so i can't really judge. My sister will be crestfallen, she loves Paula. I figure she has been on the radar for termination due to her "food porn". Too bad, most of the chefs on Food Network seem like stuck up assholes. Barefoot Contessa. -barf-

Posted by: Codec717 at June 21, 2013 02:22 PM (5i/58)

232 here go...

http://bit.ly/14nPoeN

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 21, 2013 06:19 PM (jjvz+)

I am at work NDH.. no way I am clicking on that

Posted by: The Jackhole at June 21, 2013 02:23 PM (nTgAI)

233 I am at work NDH.. no way I am clicking on that *** totally safe for work

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 21, 2013 02:25 PM (jjvz+)

234 Speaking of brit thought crimes, they are trying to ban Geller and Spencer from entering the country. I hate when they pulled that shit with Savage. The brits, who have nothing over the darwin award, will allow as many terrorists in as want to come in and live on welfare.

Posted by: An Artist With A Thompson at June 21, 2013 02:29 PM (RZwdH)

235 totally safe for work

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 21, 2013 06:25 PM (jjvz+)

THANK YOU !

Posted by: The Jackhole at June 21, 2013 02:30 PM (nTgAI)

236 235 Artist with a Tommy....

quite I intend to write a rather pithy letter if I'm ever denied access but in all honesty I'm sixty rungs below any of the above...

Posted by: Esteban10077@sven10077 at June 21, 2013 02:33 PM (LRFds)

237 Giada might compete with Kate...you know the rest...

Posted by: sTevo at June 21, 2013 02:34 PM (AUvwD)

238 That's a fantastic set.
I wonder who her dentist is?

Posted by: andycanuck at June 21, 2013 02:35 PM (9+vDU)

239 Moron meetup on a super Moon weekend. What could go wrong?

http://tinyurl.com/mcergen

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 21, 2013 02:35 PM (gPyYF)

240 But can she cook?

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s][/u] at June 21, 2013 02:35 PM (qyfb5)

241 Will Paula's firing be like Dog the Bounty Hunter firing. It was less than a year before they started filming the show again and still do show repeats in the morning. Not bad for someone who was fired after a leaked conversation of using the N-word and not just hearsay of someone using it. No recording of her using it has been leaked yet.

Posted by: Trevor (@TJexcite) at June 21, 2013 02:35 PM (CdeLs)

242 But can she make really good meatballs?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 21, 2013 02:43 PM (87Uf9)

243 So we've got a country now where speaking rudely to or about someone gets you fired but turning the power of the state against political opponents only gets you a paid vacay.

Posted by: zsasz at June 21, 2013 02:46 PM (MMC8r)

244 Next on Food Network - Cooking With Cleavage

Posted by: Roy at June 21, 2013 02:46 PM (tiOTz)

245 Agreed, but her head is so gigantic that I'm surprised cooking implements don't go into orbit around it when she drops them. Stuart Mackenzie: Look at the size of that boy's head. Tony Giardino: Shhh! Stuart Mackenzie: I'm not kidding, it's like an orange on a toothpick. Tony Giardino: Shhh, you're going to give the boy a complex. Stuart Mackenzie: Well, that's a huge noggin. That's a virtual planetoid. Tony Giardino: Shh! Stuart Mackenzie: Has its own weather system. Tony Giardino: Sh, sh, shh. Stuart Mackenzie: HEAD! MOVE!

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at June 21, 2013 02:52 PM (PMGbu)

246 I've always thought of her as Giardia. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Giardia Then again, I'm female. She turned me off with her very first FN commercial where she pops out of a swimming pool and plants her breasts on her forearms. She is famous because of her Grandpa.

Posted by: tired at June 21, 2013 02:53 PM (adOUE)

247 Deen was asked in a deposition if she had ever used the "n" word (isn't it amazing that we can't even say the word, when it is not even being directed at anyone?). The lawsuit was from a former white employee of Deen's restaurant and show who claims she was sexually harassed, Deen's brother made sexual advances toward her, drank on the job, viewed pornography, etc. and that Deen used the "n" word during planning for her brother's wedding in 2007. This manager stayed at the restaurant , enduring all this for five years, cough. It took her another two years to file the lawsuit. $$$. The N word stuff was to get a settlement... Not a huge Paula Deen fan, but it appears Paula has been Herman Cain'd. She has now lost her show, most likely will lose other endorsements, etc.

Posted by: Jen at June 21, 2013 02:58 PM (ZzuCA)

248 This pose is called the "Schnozz Minimizer".

Posted by: Rusty Nail at June 21, 2013 03:09 PM (zWMG0)

249 Paula Deen: the show that put food network on the map. slimy bastards

Posted by: NCwoof at June 21, 2013 03:35 PM (aUQgu)

250 MORE PICTURES LIKE THIS! MORE PICTURES LIKE THIS!

Posted by: MoeRon at June 21, 2013 03:55 PM (yNBMs)

251 My 2 cents about Paula Deen: At least she had the character to admit what she did, unlike Department Heads and government trough guzzlers in this Administration who can't remember what they've done or did not do from one day to the next.

Posted by: MoeRon at June 21, 2013 03:58 PM (yNBMs)

252 I got in trouble with Mrs. Calbadger for watching her cooking show ... with the sound off.

Seriously though, she can really cook.

Posted by: calbadger at June 21, 2013 04:24 PM (TaWQc)

253

>>>She turned me off with her very first FN commercial where she pops out of a swimming pool and plants her breasts on her forearms. She is famous because of her Grandpa.

NO. She's famous because of her luscious melons.

...and that turned you off?

Posted by: Zombie Rodney King at June 21, 2013 04:26 PM (RESLc)

254 Paula got what a bunch of white southern ladies are scared of. She got violated. Mau-maued. Abused. By who? Political correctness. That's who.

Posted by: EROWMER at June 21, 2013 04:44 PM (OONaw)

255 mellons,nice i just got thru watering my heirloom tomatos and hoping they do half as good

Posted by: Chauncey Gardiner at June 21, 2013 05:10 PM (NcSi2)

256 When her show first started, after watching about 5 episodes I renamed her show "Ciao Titties!" Such a devilishly brilliant way to attract a male audience...tasty food on a plate framed by revealing cleavage.

Posted by: OxyCon at June 21, 2013 08:09 PM (TOoo4)

257 Man that's some straight cleavage! Like her tits are a ruler or something..... err..be right back!

Posted by: Porkkky at June 22, 2013 04:06 AM (lSzZO)

258 I know this picture of di Laurentiis is on the boobeh side, but when you just watch her cooking . . . well, I could watch her cooking all day. She's simply stunningly gorgeous, even covered up from the neck down. It's partly her looks, partly her attitude, partly her poise. And, of course, her figure is first rate. A thing (or two things) of beauty are a joy forever.

Posted by: Smallish Bees at June 22, 2013 07:11 AM (sCqqL)

259 http://minx.cc/?blog=86&post=341115#c20793219 96: Statistically, pretty women are in fact supposed to be smarter than the average population. Gorgeous, rich, cultured, sexy, AND smart enough to manage a TV show that keeps people watching and not despising her as a Kardashian skank machine. Oh, and she can cook. Plus, I like how her jaw is squarish. Remember that actress from Dirty Dancing, and how she got a nose job after the role? She went from having an intriguing face to an average face, and she never worked in Hollywood again. Ruined her career. It's those little deviations from the norm that make people's faces memorable.

Posted by: Smallish Bees at June 22, 2013 07:16 AM (sCqqL)

260 She's Natalie Portman's evil twin.. just with bigger boobs.

Posted by: OlafTheTanker at June 22, 2013 01:28 PM (bWMeX)

261 NO. She's famous because of her luscious melons. ...and that turned you off? Posted by: Zombie Rodney King --------- Missed the part where I said that I'm female? LO She flashes her melons and teeth because she's not great in the kitchen. If she were, she could look like a troll and be famous. She isn't. Ergo, we're going to see more of her cleavage.

Posted by: tired at June 22, 2013 06:10 PM (adOUE)

262 Motorboating

Posted by: A Conservative Teacher at June 23, 2013 01:22 PM (idosS)

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