April 15, 2013
— Ace One "pathway to citizenship" is difficult; the other is easy -- just sneak across the border and wait for the Amnestias to amnesty you.
Politicians are stupid, but people aren't. Illegal immigrants -- I'm sorry, "undocumented criminals" -- are already rushing to take advantage of the much more generous Option B.
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Posted by: Yip at April 15, 2013 09:13 AM (/jHWN)
I'd say it's more like "moral hazards" are a real thing.
Liberal are a giant contradiction in that on some issues (like this one) they assume people won't act according to their own self interest.
Yet everywhere else they regulate, tax, etc. because "people can't be trusted to make good decisions."
Posted by: tsrblke (work) at April 15, 2013 09:14 AM (4F5x1)
I can't use a cellphne in my car, but an illegal alien can stop left lane traffic to sell oranges, chiclets and flowers from the median without a license.
America. What a country.
Posted by: garrett at April 15, 2013 09:15 AM (sOX+X)
Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at April 15, 2013 09:16 AM (+x8q5)
Posted by: Truman North at April 15, 2013 09:16 AM (jRGJ2)
Posted by: WalrusRex at April 15, 2013 01:11 PM (XUKZU)
You literally -- REALLY literally, not Joe Biden literally -- stole my post, WalrusRex. lol! I'm glad you got to be foist with it!
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/u][/i][/b] at April 15, 2013 09:18 AM (4df7R)
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I guess they're right. I mean, they did elect Obama.
Posted by: WalrusRex at April 15, 2013 09:18 AM (XUKZU)
I don't understand it TN, to be honest.
Polling places should be spread out according to the populace. If you start this arms race, then the Dems will just start removing rural poling places into the city and make the red staters in flyover country drive all day to vote.
Moving the polls to "more neutral" places (which are likely to be farther away) won't accomplish anything (unless you're unstated goal is to make it harder for the people living in those areas to vote, which is not going to go over well.)
Posted by: tsrblke (work) at April 15, 2013 09:20 AM (4F5x1)
Posted by: Fourth Virginia at April 15, 2013 09:20 AM (wbmaj)
Posted by: teej at April 15, 2013 09:21 AM (xhr2b)
Posted by: Fourth Virginia at April 15, 2013 09:21 AM (wbmaj)
My American citizenship RIGHT NOW means I get rammed in the rectal orifice with Ogabecare and pay taxes....
shut it down start over...
Build a better America.
Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 15, 2013 09:21 AM (LRFds)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 15, 2013 09:22 AM (8ZskC)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 15, 2013 09:22 AM (GVxQo)
It won't be long before Dodger Stadium is sponsored by MS-13.
Posted by: garrett at April 15, 2013 09:22 AM (sOX+X)
Posted by: Fourth Virginia at April 15, 2013 01:21 PM (wbmaj)
Why, you'd think the Mexican border-hopping criminals would want to stay there then! Clealry they must have a GREAT employment market if there's no welfare!
What's that you say? What do you mean that's not how it works in Mexico?
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/u][/i][/b] at April 15, 2013 09:23 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: Fourth Virginia at April 15, 2013 09:23 AM (wbmaj)
It's gotta be getting awfully crowded in those shadows.
Posted by: garrett at April 15, 2013 09:23 AM (sOX+X)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 15, 2013 09:24 AM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Mr. Pink at April 15, 2013 09:24 AM (++kZl)
Posted by: Hand Solo at April 15, 2013 09:24 AM (GN//h)
Posted by: Truman North at April 15, 2013 09:24 AM (jRGJ2)
Mexico outsources its welfare program.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 15, 2013 09:24 AM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at April 15, 2013 09:25 AM (+x8q5)
Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 15, 2013 01:21 PM (LRFds)
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OK. But don't forget my mordita, gringo.
Posted by: Undocumented Policeman at April 15, 2013 09:25 AM (eEfYn)
Baby on Board."
Posted by: Fourth Virginia at April 15, 2013 09:26 AM (wbmaj)
Posted by: Truman North at April 15, 2013 09:26 AM (jRGJ2)
Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at April 15, 2013 01:25 PM (+x8q5)
FIFY
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/u][/i][/b] at April 15, 2013 09:26 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: Mainah at April 15, 2013 09:27 AM (659DL)
Posted by: HoboJerky, now with 74% more DOOM! at April 15, 2013 09:27 AM (FsUAO)
Posted by: garrett at April 15, 2013 01:22 PM (sOX+X)
I imagine they've tagged it enough times that they're already a defacto sponsor.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/u][/i][/b] at April 15, 2013 09:27 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: Truman North at April 15, 2013 01:24 PM (jRGJ2)
Something to consider is that even in rich areas (like where I grew up...and I guess where I live now) the polling places are far from "neutral ground."
Consider that I had to vote in a school, next to kids finger paints, while voting on a property tax increase for education funding (had to, my polling place is a church now.)
Maybe it'd be better to focus on neutrality across all the polling places in general. Have people go out and point out things that may "sway" voters. (This isn't just limited to giant Obama Murals I might add.) Raise hell and force enforcement that these things be removed/covered up (preferably before polls open.)
Posted by: tsrblke (work) at April 15, 2013 09:28 AM (4F5x1)
Posted by: tsrblke (work) at April 15, 2013 01:14 PM (4F5x1)
They see those moral hazards just fine if means "gov't needs to step in".
What they refuse to see is that the people in gov't can act selfishly and against the greater good. For some reason, they think if it's "for the people", everything will be done correctly and with perfect accountability.
Correct intentions excuse everything to the left.
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at April 15, 2013 09:28 AM (v3pYe)
the best part of that rhetorical Bullshit-Fu by donks is they act as though 10 million plus guys named Juan are 'escaping mexico" no no Senator don't treat me like I am dumb they are bringing mexico with them Mi Amigo.
Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 15, 2013 09:28 AM (LRFds)
Posted by: garrett at April 15, 2013 09:29 AM (sOX+X)
Death of a Giant: How Institutionalized Slavery and Unrestricted Illegal Immigration Killed a Superpower
That's my title-I just don't feel like writing anything further about the obvious.
Posted by: Fourth Virginia at April 15, 2013 09:30 AM (wbmaj)
My American citizenship RIGHT NOW means I get rammed in the rectal orifice with Ogabecare and pay taxes....
shut it down start over...
Build a better America.
Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 15, 2013 01:21 PM (LRFds)
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We'll find a way to punish you. You see, we have the power. Nice house you have there. You're probably thinking no one can take it from you. Think again.
Posted by: US Gubmint at April 15, 2013 09:30 AM (iaqtw)
Sadly their unemployment rate is now half of ours...
Meh, I don't know how much I trust Mexico's unemployment numbers. There're too many factors that could contribute to low unemployment, and too much corruption in their government. Just look at how OUR gubmint has fudged around and manipulated the reporting of UE data.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/u][/i][/b] at April 15, 2013 09:30 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: Karl "Fat Fuck" Rove at April 15, 2013 09:30 AM (Fvyaz)
You know what would be great?
If we got an actual decent, common-sense oriented government in a few years that would revoke the amnesty, round up as many illegals as possible, and make life miserable for them while sending them back home.
They wouldn't trust talk of another amnesty for a generation.
Posted by: Titus Quinctius Cincinnatus at April 15, 2013 09:30 AM (YYJjz)
Posted by: Fritz at April 15, 2013 09:31 AM (UzPAd)
go ahead Amigo that "house" was in a locale adapted *only* for sven 10077....not Carlos10077......
you can't take my skills ese
Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 15, 2013 09:31 AM (LRFds)
Ravine next year. Fireworks to follow.
Posted by: Fourth Virginia at April 15, 2013 09:31 AM (wbmaj)
Posted by: @PurpAv at April 15, 2013 09:31 AM (/gHaE)
They see only the moral hazards they want to see and even then they see them stupidly.
"Corporate Jets" are a moral hazard of the tax code to them. And they can totally fix it with more regulation (which of course will create more moral hazards.)
Posted by: tsrblke (work) at April 15, 2013 09:32 AM (4F5x1)
Posted by: Mr. Pink at April 15, 2013 09:32 AM (++kZl)
"undocumented criminals"? Nice. Well, they say a PERSON can't be "illegal" (and kind of ignore that you could say the same thing about the adjective "undocumented").
How about "alien criminals"? Kind of gets the alien aspect in there.
You know, it occurred to me the other day that while it is impractical to send all of them back, that it would be reasonable to grant them a legal residency status, but - in honor of their long-term violation of our laws - deny them citizenship FOREVER, and revoke their right to stay if they get convicted of a violent crime. Fair?
Posted by: Optimizer at April 15, 2013 09:33 AM (Mxt9o)
Posted by: Captain Hate at April 15, 2013 09:33 AM (Fvyaz)
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Mmmm. Tea. at April 15, 2013 09:34 AM (VtjlW)
Posted by: Serious Cat at April 15, 2013 09:35 AM (UypUQ)
America. What a country.
Posted by: garrett at April 15, 2013 01:15 PM (sOX+X)
not only that you can drive drunk and kill someone and not be held accountable because your heritage doesn't have anything similar. WTF?!?!
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 15, 2013 09:35 AM (HVff2)
Yeah Ms Bruce is one of my faves on Twatter....
Basically John Boner, Juan Queeg, Marc Rubio are going to destroy the GOP to look 'reasonable"....
and I will aid them from the other side.
RIP GOP Vio Con Dios
Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 15, 2013 09:35 AM (LRFds)
Posted by: Mr. Pink at April 15, 2013 09:35 AM (++kZl)
"Corporate Jets" are a moral hazard of the tax code to them. And they can totally fix it with more regulation (which of course will create more moral hazards.)
Posted by: tsrblke (work) at April 15, 2013 01:32 PM (4F5x1)
The blind telling us how well they see. I make no claims of perfect vision, but I see enough to see that they don't, and that they can't because of their flawed religion.
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at April 15, 2013 09:35 AM (v3pYe)
Mexico has been quietly growing a middle class, while at the same time exporting its lower class.
I don't necessarily believe them, but I wouldn't dismiss them out of hand either.
We all have to get over the notion of using the US as a best case reference point. That's not the case anymore.
Posted by: @PurpAv at April 15, 2013 09:35 AM (/gHaE)
Posted by: Hrothgar at April 15, 2013 09:36 AM (Cnqmv)
Posted by: Regular Moron [/i] at April 15, 2013 09:36 AM (feFL6)
and has not been since ~2004 when the liberal media made up its mind that financial news was a weapon in the partisan games
Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 15, 2013 09:37 AM (LRFds)
Posted by: Fourth Virginia at April 15, 2013 09:37 AM (wbmaj)
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Mmmm. Tea. at April 15, 2013 09:37 AM (VtjlW)
<<Oil made from rapeseed is widely used for biodiesel across the EU>>
Posted by: Buzzsaw at April 15, 2013 09:37 AM (wrS2o)
Obviously you simply lie and say you were here prior to the cutoff.
If any questions are asked, you go to Walmart, pick up a rent receipt book and manufacture whatever documentation you need. Bonus points if its an address that's been demolished or had a fire and burned down.
Posted by: @PurpAv at April 15, 2013 09:39 AM (/gHaE)
"equal Justice under law ese"
Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 15, 2013 01:36 PM (LRFds)
Si? No oblis espanol taco breath?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 15, 2013 09:39 AM (HVff2)
Posted by: Mr. Pink at April 15, 2013 09:40 AM (++kZl)
Social Faux pas points not rewarded ese...there is no Scope or Listerine in my homeland....
enjoy the onion breath
Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 15, 2013 09:40 AM (LRFds)
Posted by: Hrothgar at April 15, 2013 09:40 AM (Cnqmv)
Posted by: Fourth Virginia at April 15, 2013 09:41 AM (wbmaj)
Posted by: Sharron Buck Akin O'Mourdock at April 15, 2013 09:41 AM (pmsMR)
I like "crimmigrants"
Posted by: Truman North at April 15, 2013 01:19 PM (jRGJ2)
Lolz. I like undocumented Democrats. Gets to the point, no explanation necessary.
Posted by: joanne at April 15, 2013 09:41 AM (Cjcon)
Eleventy D chess...
my favorite is the rank refusal of the GOp to say "fuck you" one man or woman one vote or else.
Fuck 'em they want to dilute my vote legally as the donks already do illegally
Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 15, 2013 09:41 AM (LRFds)
<<Oil made from rapeseed is widely used for biodiesel across the EU>>
FYI: The Euros use Legitimate Rapeseed to make premium grade fuel.
Posted by: Jaws at April 15, 2013 09:42 AM (4I3Uo)
Posted by: Fourth Virginia at April 15, 2013 09:42 AM (wbmaj)
Posted by: Captain Hate at April 15, 2013 09:42 AM (Fvyaz)
Posted by: Henry VIII at April 15, 2013 09:42 AM (nw8bh)
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Mmmm. Tea. at April 15, 2013 01:34 PM (VtjlW)
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That will be the 2017 Pigford IV settlement.
Posted by: Soona at April 15, 2013 09:42 AM (iaqtw)
Hence my "if you can hedge the future with brazil"
basically the donks want to blow our brains out...
if we're doomed to be the "new jews" may as well go to better scenery to do it.
Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 15, 2013 09:43 AM (LRFds)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at April 15, 2013 09:43 AM (l86i3)
Posted by: Fourth Virginia at April 15, 2013 01:42 PM (wbmaj)
Gaylord Fuckstick wants us to be like every other socialist shit hole, but yet will not have the same immigration laws. Rubio, what a fucking sell out asshole. LIB
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 15, 2013 09:44 AM (HVff2)
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 15, 2013 09:44 AM (BAS5M)
Posted by: Mr. Pink at April 15, 2013 09:45 AM (++kZl)
Posted by: Hrothgar at April 15, 2013 09:45 AM (Cnqmv)
Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at April 15, 2013 09:45 AM (e8kgV)
Pretty much dead on.
As Tony Blair said in a fit of rage,
"The electorate wants a new government well by God we'll vote in a new electorate."
Fuck the left....
and if need be fuck 'em to death.
Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 15, 2013 09:46 AM (LRFds)
Mexico is a full-blown socialist hellhole. What better way to advance socialism in the US with an influx of uneducated registered voters raised and heavily propagandized to join the FSA.
Posted by: Dirty Sanchez at April 15, 2013 09:47 AM (i7B17)
Posted by: Cato at April 15, 2013 09:47 AM (nGyyF)
"If you're lucky...
we like beheadings as well...
//Narco Trafficante"
Y'all Texans need to do something about that head choppy shit bleeding over the Rio Grande before all your new Secessionist houseguests come a-calling. It's the polite Texan thing to do.
Posted by: Jaws at April 15, 2013 09:47 AM (4I3Uo)
Posted by: Fourth Virginia
I've only noticed one McD's shut down in SoCal. It was flipped into a handful mini-condos.
McD's have been doing quite well in this economy.
If anything's changed its the battalions of food trucks congregating in nice neighborhoods during lunch and dinner. This is having no small effect on mom-n-pop eateries.
Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at April 15, 2013 09:48 AM (5Hl3g)
and if need be fuck 'em to death.
Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 15, 2013 01:46 PM (LRFds)
There are other, neater, cleaner ways is all I'm saying.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 15, 2013 09:48 AM (HVff2)
When amnesty happens, and there aren't any jobs for these people, they'll be enrolled on the welfare wagon.
The wheels are coming off the welfare wagon, so it'll be time to raise taxes on the people that do have jobs.
This will get the welfare wagon a little further down the road... but not much.
Is that so hard to see?
Posted by: seamrog at April 15, 2013 09:48 AM (e3DLo)
Posted by: Fourth Virginia at April 15, 2013 09:49 AM (wbmaj)
Posted by: HoboJerky, now with 74% more DOOM! at April 15, 2013 09:49 AM (FsUAO)
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Mmmm. Tea. at April 15, 2013 01:34 PM (VtjlW)
Am I going to get reimbursed for following the rules and not taking out a mortgage I couldn't afford (and therefore don't qualify for mortgage restructuring?)
There's your answer.
Posted by: tsrblke (work) at April 15, 2013 09:49 AM (4F5x1)
Posted by: Fourth Virginia at April 15, 2013 01:21 PM (wbmaj)
If you wanted to become a Mexican citizen it would be nearly impossible. In many countries they don't want you as a citizen and they don't want you to own any property either. A lot of these liberal expats are finding these little picky technical details now, after they've renounced their American citizenship.
Posted by: Caustic at April 15, 2013 09:49 AM (/b8+5)
How does that work? Are these from dead people? Does the SSA not flag these as inactive in their system when a person dies?
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On a tangential note, this may not even be a problem that can be exploited if everyone's SS monies went into a LITERAL bank account. A personal lock box for every taxpayer.
Posted by: Serious Cat at April 15, 2013 09:49 AM (UypUQ)
Posted by: Jaws at April 15, 2013 01:47 PM (4I3Uo)
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Before they do that, they need to look around and identify all the dems/marxists sneaking up behind them. Don't get arrogant, Texas.
Posted by: Soona at April 15, 2013 09:50 AM (iaqtw)
Posted by: Fourth Virginia at April 15, 2013 01:49 PM (wbmaj)
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Getting old does have it's advantages. I can say that I was free most of my life.
Posted by: Soona at April 15, 2013 09:53 AM (iaqtw)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 15, 2013 09:54 AM (nw8bh)
From Fox News:
Authorities in Mexico say the killings of five men and two women in the resort town of Cancun appear to be linked to the drug trade.Imagine that.
Posted by: Fourth Virginia at April 15, 2013 09:55 AM (wbmaj)
Posted by: Cato at April 15, 2013 09:59 AM (nGyyF)
Posted by: Cato at April 15, 2013 10:02 AM (nGyyF)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 15, 2013 10:03 AM (nw8bh)
"The Founders built a system that limits me too much but I am stuck....don't worry I am working on that."
//Barky Choom Consitutionalist in heat
Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 15, 2013 10:06 AM (LRFds)
Posted by: Mainah at April 15, 2013 10:06 AM (659DL)
Posted by: Juan Valdez McShame at April 15, 2013 10:10 AM (Cnqmv)
Posted by: Cato at April 15, 2013 10:18 AM (nGyyF)
Quit the game. Work at what you can husband you resources and Run Red....
YOU are a natural resource.
Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 15, 2013 10:20 AM (LRFds)
Posted by: Cato at April 15, 2013 02:18 PM (nGyyF)
Sucks to suck, I feel your pain except for the student loan, but then again I have made financial mistakes in the past and am paying for them now as well. Thank God for AofSHQ. According to my expected life span, I will not see this once great country a complete shit hole.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 15, 2013 10:24 AM (HVff2)
Posted by: Cato at April 15, 2013 10:38 AM (nGyyF)
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Posted by: WalrusRex at April 15, 2013 09:11 AM (XUKZU)