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December 14, 2013

ANC Sign Language Guy Translates Obama's Obamacare Promises
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1 Best Evah!

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at December 14, 2013 10:43 AM (vHRtU)

2 Also First!

Also, Springtime for Hitler!

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at December 14, 2013 10:44 AM (vHRtU)

3 They're gonna give that guy Obama's Nobel Pieces Prize......

karma

Posted by: Momma Said There'd Be Days Like This at December 14, 2013 10:45 AM (omBWL)

4 This clip may become the new Downfall, in which our own, 21st-Century Schicklgruber prates on about how pissed he is that one of his generals didn't march in to save him and people stick on a bunch of locats-worthy dialog.

Posted by: MrScribbler at December 14, 2013 10:47 AM (veRXo)

5 Epic funneh.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 14, 2013 10:47 AM (60Q+L)

6 Shoulda been lolcats, of course.

I'm distracted by the snow....

Posted by: MrScribbler at December 14, 2013 10:48 AM (veRXo)

Reminds me of Chris Tucker and Jackie Chan-

"Oo ou unnerstan the wors tha ar commin outta mah mouf?"

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 14, 2013 10:48 AM (N/Sup)

8 Those two fraudsters belong together.

Posted by: Temper Tantrum at December 14, 2013 10:48 AM (AWmfW)

9 Bring on the Barakhenatening.

Posted by: garrett at December 14, 2013 10:48 AM (eTqJC)

10 So when is Hitler going to get involved in this signing shit??

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 14, 2013 10:49 AM (0FSuD)

11 Me were afraid of seeing mashup with "Smoking in the Ladies' Room". Be back real soon. Yukon ho.

Posted by: Wonga-Taa, King of Jungle at December 14, 2013 10:49 AM (FlRtG)

12 Epic indeed! This should be aired every day from now until ObozoCare is repealed!

Posted by: The Man from Athens at December 14, 2013 10:50 AM (RXQ2T)

There's a certain understated elegance in his communication style.

Sign language guy, I mean.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 14, 2013 10:50 AM (N/Sup)

14 Some rare laughter for me! Thanks.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at December 14, 2013 10:50 AM (l3vZN)

15 Where's the football thread? Specifically, where the cheerleader pics.?

Posted by: The Man from Athens at December 14, 2013 10:51 AM (RXQ2T)

16 What I wouldn't give to be there on the day this epic liar is called to account for all the lies he told and the suffering he caused. If only to see that arrogant, petulant, narcissistic smirk FINALLY wiped off his face.

Whether in this life or the next.

Posted by: no one of consequence at December 14, 2013 10:51 AM (whMsz)

17 Oh , Boner put your "Irish" in me!

Posted by: Paul Ryan at December 14, 2013 10:51 AM (AWmfW)

18 The only way I was able to click on it was to focus on Sign-language Guy and the subtitles.

Watching/listening to Choom Boy makes me blow chunks.

Posted by: MrScribbler at December 14, 2013 10:53 AM (veRXo)

19 13 There's a certain understated elegance in his communication style.

Simplicity is elegance, and he does the same simple 4-5 gestures over and over (shhh, circle, Hook em Horns, etc.). Unless it's like Chinese, and I just don't get the nuances.

Posted by: pep at December 14, 2013 10:53 AM (6TB1Z)

20 Lol! I don't care who you are, that is fricking funny!

Posted by: runningrn at December 14, 2013 10:53 AM (PLOz8)

21 Interestingly, if you were in central Africa living amongst a tribe of mountain gorillas, those same hand gestures would indicate you were looking for some sexy, sexy time.

I denounce myself.

Posted by: Fritz at December 14, 2013 10:53 AM (TKFmG)

22 Whether in this life or the next.

Oooo, nice Gladiator ref.

Posted by: pep at December 14, 2013 10:54 AM (6TB1Z)

23 >>> So when is Hitler going to get involved in this signing shit?? Ja, is OK. Steiner will translate for the deaf.

Posted by: fluffy at December 14, 2013 10:54 AM (Ua6T/)

24 "Eva, Eva! Have you seem mein anal lube?"

"Nein Barry. Ask Reggie!"

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at December 14, 2013 10:54 AM (vHRtU)

25 Interestingly, if you were in central Africa living amongst a tribe of mountain gorillas, those same hand gestures would indicate you were looking for some sexy, sexy time.

You missed the inflections. He was saying that he was under attack by earmuffs.

Posted by: pep at December 14, 2013 10:55 AM (6TB1Z)

26 Simplicity is elegance, and he does the same simple 4-5 gestures over and over (shhh, circle, Hook em Horns, etc.). Unless it's like Chinese, and I just don't get the nuances.

Posted by: pep at December 14, 2013 02:53 PM (6TB1Z)

"let me be clear" "as I always said" etc.

Posted by: Temper Tantrum at December 14, 2013 10:55 AM (AWmfW)

27 Posted by: Fritz at December 14, 2013 02:53 PM

For all I know, he could have been making signs about crunchy figs.

Posted by: MrScribbler at December 14, 2013 10:55 AM (veRXo)

28 It was funny til I realized all the lies the president was spewing.

Posted by: Dr Spank at December 14, 2013 10:56 AM (xlX1p)

29 "let me be clear" "as I always said" etc.

You forgot "Aaaaaannnnnnnnddddddddddddd"

Posted by: pep at December 14, 2013 10:56 AM (6TB1Z)

30 You missed the inflections. He was saying that he was under attack by earmuffs.

I thought he said "beermuffs". Thanks for clearing that up.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 14, 2013 10:56 AM (JawqV)

(shhh, circle, Hook em Horns, etc)

***

Heh- he could have translated the entire speech using symbols from the Big 12 Conference- Gig 'em, Hook'em Horns, six guns, whatever that TCU horned frog sign is. That would have been cool.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 14, 2013 10:56 AM (N/Sup)

32 Ohhhh. Beermuffs.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ BEAT IOWA at December 14, 2013 10:57 AM (hO8IJ)

33 Sign language needs more crotch grabbing.

Posted by: Dr Spank at December 14, 2013 10:57 AM (xlX1p)

34 JFK tribute playing at the Army-Navy game.

Posted by: Vendette at December 14, 2013 10:58 AM (sv2CE)

35 If the translator escaped and hid in a Cabbage Patch Kids Museum, could he be found?

Posted by: Baldy at December 14, 2013 10:58 AM (2bql3)

36 Is this an open thread or do we all have to comment in sign language?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 14, 2013 10:58 AM (jnaVQ)

37 OT: any other morons parked on I35 south of Waco?

Posted by: tbodie at December 14, 2013 10:58 AM (zdOaO)

38 10 So when is Hitler going to get involved in this signing shit?? Posted by: Nip Sip at December 14, 2013 02:49 PM (0FSuD) Dunno about that, but he was upset that his health insurance was cancelled. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=USG_gjaEYak

Posted by: rickl at December 14, 2013 10:59 AM (sdi6R)

39 Beer Muffs & Jerky Curtains? OK!

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at December 14, 2013 10:59 AM (vHRtU)

40 Now time for the invocation, given by the USMA Chaplain, which starts with a tribute to JFK.

Posted by: Vendette at December 14, 2013 10:59 AM (sv2CE)

41 Oooo, nice Gladiator ref.

Loved the movie but it wasn't a Gladiator ref. (He's not my enemy, though he called me his.) It's going to happen, and when he meets all those newborn babies he voted four times to shove into closets to die, the Day will not be pleasant for the tinpot Messiah.

Posted by: no one of consequence at December 14, 2013 10:59 AM (whMsz)

I'll bet the Horde could come up with some useful sign language gestures.

I'm thinking the hand in the armpit, 'fake fart' gesture could cover most of Biden's statements.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 14, 2013 11:00 AM (N/Sup)

43 You won't be laughing when he cuts you with his knife.

Posted by: Dr. Jesse Pinkman at December 14, 2013 11:01 AM (h4eud)

44 http://www.everydaynodaysoff.com/2009/10/26/swat-hand-signals/

Scroll down for the POTUS signals...

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at December 14, 2013 11:01 AM (vHRtU)

45 Jerky Curtains? That's what they call the doors to my love canal, honey!

Posted by: Zombie Helen Thomas' wheel-barrow toted labia at December 14, 2013 11:02 AM (6fSty)

46 I have managed to go quite a few years without listening to the State Street 3 card Monte dealer.

I have HBP and can't afford the risk.

Canceling my cable 2 years ago also helped.

It's the only way I've managed to cling to the little sanity I have left.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at December 14, 2013 11:02 AM (LSDdO)

47 Now that was funny.

Posted by: Registered Voter at December 14, 2013 11:03 AM (kYfFr)

48 Dunno about that, but he was upset that his health insurance was cancelled.

Hey, he's got maternity care now.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ BEAT IOWA at December 14, 2013 11:04 AM (hO8IJ)

49 That's really funny.. but the person who did that should be expecting a knock on the door by the IRS any minute now!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 14, 2013 11:07 AM (b/lt+)

50 34 JFK tribute playing at the Army-Navy game. Is the raped intern speaking?

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 14, 2013 11:07 AM (0FSuD)

51 42 I'll bet the Horde could come up with some useful sign language gestures.

I'm thinking the hand in the armpit, 'fake fart' gesture could cover most of Biden's statements.

Eight years of the jerking off motion, followed by the corkscrew augering in motion, and finally the explosive kablooooiee arm motion.

Posted by: pep at December 14, 2013 11:08 AM (6TB1Z)

52 Happy Saturday & a nice siting of the hobo-hunter

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 14, 2013 11:09 AM (HVff2)

53 Go Navy!!!

Posted by: Y-not on the phone at December 14, 2013 11:09 AM (zDsvJ)

54 This is a cool teaser trailer for Christopher Nolan's next flick, "Interstellar": http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nyc6RJEEe0U I like the hopeful feeling of an America and future that aims high- Instead of the small cramped future led by the corrupt small brains of the Democrat Party, where the nothingness of obamacare is the greatest achievement.

Posted by: The Albino Freckled Desert Sand-Breathing Fish at December 14, 2013 11:09 AM (0cMkb)

55 I picked up some 60 and 75 watt light bulbs today at WalMart--likely the last I'll ever buy in my lifetime.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke's solid gold diaphragm at December 14, 2013 11:11 AM (e4elg)

56 No chance Mocha Jesus is at this game, is there?

Posted by: Y-not on the phone at December 14, 2013 11:11 AM (zDsvJ)

57 Ha Ha Ha. NY Liberals get the Obamacare dick up their asses and are not happy. Fuck them. NY Slime link. http://tinyurl.com/om9vda7

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 14, 2013 11:11 AM (0FSuD)

58 I dunno if the people at AMA meeting can be expected to know better though. The AMA is bleeding membership and those that are left seem to be a combination of "rent seekers" and "stupid."

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) No Really! at December 14, 2013 11:12 AM (GaqMa)

59 NY Liberals! OWN IT, YOU FUCKERS!

Own It The Way Big Money Owns Your Jerky Curtains!

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at December 14, 2013 11:13 AM (vHRtU)

60 I quit the AMA years ago. Every year they send me a bill. This year I wrote 'YOU OWN OBAMACARE. EAT SHIT & DIE' on it and mailed it back.

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at December 14, 2013 11:15 AM (vHRtU)

61 This year I wrote 'YOU OWN OBAMACARE. EAT SHIT DIE' on it and mailed it back.

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at December 14, 2013 03:15 PM (vHRtU)

Hah, nice.

Posted by: [/i][/b]KG at December 14, 2013 11:16 AM (IPz9m)

62 You can still get 57 watt bulbs in CA. Just not 60.
You can still 97 watt bulbs too. Just not 100.

And yes, that was a totally funny vid!

Posted by: navybrat at December 14, 2013 11:16 AM (AW7Gr)

63 Football thread up.

Posted by: Vendette at December 14, 2013 11:17 AM (sv2CE)

64 Posted by: OG Celtic-American at December 14, 2013 03:15 PM (vHRtU) What is it now, 75% or so of docs aren't a part of the AMA. The idea that they have any authority is laughable.

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) No Really! at December 14, 2013 11:17 AM (GaqMa)

65 Amazon's got plenty of light blubs, use ace's link here they are. They are not cheap. http://tinyurl.com/oc4naet

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 14, 2013 11:18 AM (0FSuD)

66 Never forget ValJar and her ownership of the AMA -- based in Chicago. Declining membership over the past 10 years.

Posted by: Mustbequantum at December 14, 2013 11:18 AM (MIKMs)

67 I don't know a single one that is a member.

What's left are probably old docs that got a life membership waaaay back when they did that.

I'll bet the new membership is just a few % and med libraries that want the Journal.

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at December 14, 2013 11:20 AM (vHRtU)

68 Posted by: Nip Sip at December 14, 2013 03:18 PM (0FSuD)

Save your money for your free Obamacare.

Don't use artificial lights and live like your ancestors did--in caves with a modest fire for evening illumination!

Posted by: Hrothgar at December 14, 2013 11:20 AM (o3MSL)

69 This is a cool teaser trailer for Christopher Nolan's next flick, "Interstellar":

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nyc6RJEEe0U

Posted by: The Albino Freckled Desert Sand-Breathing Fish

Yes, looks cool.

I was worried about the announcement of the title last year because it made it sound like another piece of leftie eco fiction.

Doesn't look like that at all. (he wrote, not prepared for the eventual fishslap to the face that awaited ... )

I dig Nolan. He's not perfect but he does interesting work. The Dark Knight was the ballsiest flick in years. I realize that many think Inception was too self-involved but I think it worked quite well once you got over it's clever-to-be-clever aspect.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at December 14, 2013 11:22 AM (B0gqn)

70 I dry and burn my own shit. Very cheap and efficient. Works great in my lave plantation quarters, as they should be up and down with the sun anyway.

Posted by: Al 'Oil Magnate' Gore at December 14, 2013 11:22 AM (vHRtU)

71 Posted by: OG Celtic-American at December 14, 2013 03:20 PM (vHRtU) According to Wikipedia, membership is down to about 217k. But that includes Medical Students and Residents. Early studies have apparently shown that those groups make up 35% of the AMA. Apparently it's down to like 15% of practicing docs. In any other field that'd be a "fringe group." But Barky and Co held it out as an imprimatur. Someone needs to break the American public's Pollyanna view of the AMA.

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) No Really! at December 14, 2013 11:24 AM (GaqMa)

72 To digress for minute, given that this is a humor post, anyway. I read the links in the last thread about crossbows, and longbows. Interesting stuff to be sure. Seems to me that a motorized repeating crossbow, or even full-auto could be quite easily built by those of us with workshop skills (3D printers need not apply).

Tubular steel stock, or possibly hardwood. Leaf spring from small car. Wire-rope bowstring. Powered cocking windlass made from weed-whacker engine driving planetary gearset from Harbor Freight ATV winch. Windlass gear operate a parallel pair of roller chains flanking the stock, equipped with hooks to pick up the bowstring, draw it back to the "nut", and release it there. Bolts in a hopper above the stock, mechanism driven by the windlass gears drops one bolt onto top of stack as bowstring is latched onto the nut. Pulling trigger releases catch on nut, allowing it to rotate to release bolt, same as on traditional crossbows. Holding trigger down opens throttle on engine, centrifugal clutch takes up, and bowstring is re-drawn. You would release trigger in order to re-cock it. Like a revolver works. Full-auto would take a little more doing, but ought to be possible. I figure the semi-auto as described ought to be good for at least 20 rounds per minute.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 14, 2013 11:25 AM (60Q+L)

73 AMA and ABA members are leftys. They've taken over those associations and issue policy statements to support lefty causes as if they are giving an unbiased professional opinion. They are not. They are lefty hacks.

Posted by: Dr. Jesse Pinkman at December 14, 2013 11:26 AM (h4eud)

74 Posted by: Dr. Jesse Pinkman at December 14, 2013 03:26 PM (h4eud) Yes, well in my experience most professional organizations are composed of rent seeking lefty hacks.

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) No Really! at December 14, 2013 11:27 AM (GaqMa)

75 'The AMA Does Not Speak For Me' ^{tm

Or anyone else with a) a brain and b) anything less than a 7-figure checking account... FUCK THEM SIDEWAYS DRY ON THE CORPSE OF A DEAD JACKAL...}

Posted by: Al 'Oil Magnate' Gore at December 14, 2013 11:28 AM (vHRtU)

76 Yes, well in my experience most professional organizations are composed of rent seeking lefty hacks.

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) No Really! at December 14, 2013 03:27 PM (GaqMa)

Precisely. Job #1 for any cog in a bureaucracy is preservation of one's own job.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 14, 2013 11:30 AM (60Q+L)

77 Alberta Oil Peon-just out of curiosity, you weren't in Mont St. Michel last summer, were you?

Posted by: pep at December 14, 2013 11:32 AM (6TB1Z)

78 Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 14, 2013 03:30 PM (60Q+L)

Can't recall the originator, but isn't there a "law" that says any organization eventually evolves to a leftist state. Probably related to the rent seeking nature of all true bureaucrats!

Posted by: Hrothgar at December 14, 2013 11:36 AM (o3MSL)

79 Alberta Oil Peon-just out of curiosity, you weren't in Mont St. Michel last summer, were you?

Posted by: pep at December 14, 2013 03:32 PM (6TB1Z)

No, sure wasn't. Was there a motorized crossbow on display there? I surely can't be the only person to have dreamed up such a thing.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 14, 2013 11:39 AM (60Q+L)

80 APA - Lefty enablers

Posted by: Mike Hammer at December 14, 2013 11:39 AM (aDwsi)

81 I'll bet the Horde could come up with some useful sign language gestures. ---------------- I'm thinking the hand in the armpit, 'fake fart' gesture could cover most of Biden's statements. Eight years of the jerking off motion, followed by the corkscrew augering in motion, and finally the explosive kablooooiee arm motion. Posted by: pep -------------------------- Just when I need a chuckle, the horde delivers.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at December 14, 2013 11:48 AM (aDwsi)

82 Nood

Posted by: Y-not on the phone at December 14, 2013 11:51 AM (zDsvJ)

83 Leaf spring from small car. That idea comes up from time to time. Using one that has a flaw is a good way to get your head ripped off, unfortunately. Are you familiar with the Chinese repeating crossbow?

Posted by: Grey Fox at December 14, 2013 12:29 PM (EQrBy)

84 One more reason I'm not in the AMA.

Posted by: peej at December 14, 2013 12:34 PM (/2UVF)

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 14, 2013 03:25 PM (60Q+L)

There was a show a few years ago on, I think, the History Channel where Mike Loades would have this guy make modern versions of Medieval weapons, one of which was an automatic crossbow that they mounted on a truck and tried to shoot at targets as they drove by. The guy making the stuff was kind of a jerk and a lot of his thought process and the stuff he made was just plain stupid but I did watch the show.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-hole at December 14, 2013 12:35 PM (BcCwi)

86 When you come up with a motorized Long Bow I'll pay attention.

Posted by: Dept. Of Acuracy at December 14, 2013 01:00 PM (MhA4j)

87 At the 20 second mark he literally pokes his cheek twice with his tongue. So, I guess we can expect to see this featured on MSNBC as proof that we was speaking tongue in cheek.

Posted by: Ghabberflasted at December 14, 2013 07:53 PM (u1G5h)

88 #79 No, sure wasn't. Was there a motorized crossbow on display there? I surely can't be the only person to have dreamed up such a thing.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 14, 2013 03:39 PM (60Q+L)

Did someone as for a Full Auto Gatling Slingshot Crossbow (kinda)?

I give you JoergSprave

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Posted by: Frank Rizzo at December 15, 2013 07:45 PM (JHRCt)

90 I give up.

Posted by: Frank Rizzo at December 15, 2013 07:49 PM (JHRCt)

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