September 12, 2013

And the Middle Class: Obama to Pivot to the Economy, Again
— Ace

President Hollywood.

He loves sequels, he loves formulas, and he loves reboots. And he puts out a crap product that bombs with the public.

The White House is signaling it wants to shift back to the economy after two weeks in which the Syrian crisis has dominated President ObamaÂ’s schedule and workload.

Obama will be “focusing” on issues related to the economy in the coming weeks, White House press secretary Jay Carney said Wednesday at his daily briefing.

He said the president wants to push forward with economic policies that the White House believes will grow...

Any guesses?

...the middle class.

...

“I know Americans want all of us in Washington — especially me — to concentrate on the task of building our nation here at home: putting people back to work, educating our kids, growing our..."

Any guesses?

"....middle class,” Obama said.

Biden will be doing his part, too.

...

Vice President Biden pressed the administrationÂ’s economic message with a Monday trip to Baltimore that highlighted a new $10 million federal grant to widen the cityÂ’s port and better connect the shipping center to...

Any guesses?

... nearby rail lines.

You should have gotten that one. That was a charity question. I threw that in there in case you overthought the second Middle Class one and thought "It must be something different, I won't say Middle Class again."

Keep It Pithy Comment Update:

If you Pivot enough times.... it by definition becomes Spin....

-- Romeo13

Like I said, the public has seen these movies before, and they're tired of them.

The conventional wisdom is that when you poll "all adults" as opposed to a tighter screening for "registered voters," Democrats generally do better. If that is the case, the latest poll from The Economist/YouGov is the worse news yet for a president obviously in over his head with the Russians and Syria. Obama currently sits at 38% approve/56% disapprove with all adults.

...

With registered voters, Obama is doing a little better with 43% approving, 55% disapproving.

Below, the theme to the Lone Ranger, as reinterpreted by Hans Zimmer for Hollywood's latest greatest disaster film. (Though, I have to say, I really want to see this movie... alas, I was one of the few. And also, I didn't want to see it that much, or I would have seen it when it was in theaters for three weeks.)


Posted by: Ace at 08:11 AM | Comments (433)
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1 And he's posting from inside the barrel again

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at September 12, 2013 08:13 AM (PetCM)

2 I'M BOXED IN!!

Posted by: NWConservative at September 12, 2013 08:13 AM (M1gmo)

3 I'm feeling blue.

Posted by: Jimbo at September 12, 2013 08:13 AM (V70Uh)

4 I feel like I'm just a quote.

Posted by: NWConservative at September 12, 2013 08:13 AM (M1gmo)

5 For the love of God, please stop focussing on me!

Posted by: The Economy at September 12, 2013 08:14 AM (NF2Bf)

6 Take a shot.

Posted by: No There There at September 12, 2013 08:15 AM (rCS6C)

7 I approve of the size of this box.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at September 12, 2013 08:15 AM (NF2Bf)

8 Is anybody listening to these clowns anymore? Why is the GOP afraid to take him on with respect to the ACA?

Posted by: RS at September 12, 2013 08:15 AM (YAGV/)

9 Where did my huge box go?!?

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at September 12, 2013 08:15 AM (NF2Bf)

10 Hasn't he done enough damage already? Businesses here are still dropping like flies. Nobody can find a job, no matter how crummy. Go wreck Syria's economy, ZerØ....

Posted by: backhoe at September 12, 2013 08:15 AM (ULH4o)

11 Operation PIVOT TO ANOTHER SUBJECT OTHER THAN SYRIA.

Posted by: dantesed at September 12, 2013 08:16 AM (nI3kl)

12 Next time put a buzzard on his head.  Plus they cancelled Pirates 5 because that Lone Ranger thing stunk so bad.

Posted by: Vic at September 12, 2013 08:16 AM (zZbNF)

13 Shift back to the economy????  That implies he was ever there in the first place.

Posted by: EC at September 12, 2013 08:16 AM (GQ8sn)

14 Damn.

Two out of three. I guessed High-Speed Rail. Do I get partial credit?

And why in God's name do you want to see that movie?

Seriously....what is even remotely attractive, other than the delight of a catastrophic failure?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 12, 2013 08:16 AM (gqgiP)

15 Yeesh, tether balls pivot less than this guy.

Posted by: joncelli at September 12, 2013 08:16 AM (RD7QR)

16 Is it just me, or does Hans Zimmer's name get attached to a lot of junk?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 12, 2013 08:16 AM (zF6Iw)

17 If Ogabe was gonna do for the economy and the middle class what he did for Syria he'd campaign for the GOP and cave to Cruz...


Posted by: sven10077 at September 12, 2013 08:17 AM (9jfyN)

18 Obama loves being the pivot man.  Just ask Reggie.

Posted by: Vic at September 12, 2013 08:17 AM (zZbNF)

19 The predictability is hilarious. I made the comment the other day that the TrOTUS would now be pivoting to jobs since he couldn't attack Syria. Probably a dozen or more other comments from members of the horde making a similar joke. Sadly, the joke is on us...

Posted by: Countrysquire at September 12, 2013 08:17 AM (LSJmV)

20 This is good news from President Obama.  As a single mother of color, with five children of color, with no high school diploma and only a minmimum wage job I welcome this good news. Yea for President Obama.

Posted by: LaQuisha Jeantell Largess' at September 12, 2013 08:17 AM (3lMGK)

21 I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for an economic policy today

Posted by: Wimpy Soetoro at September 12, 2013 08:17 AM (Pr6hk)

22 More meaningless drivel. And nobody is listening. And nobody gives a fuck.

Posted by: maddogg at September 12, 2013 08:17 AM (xWW96)

23 At a certain point, I think you've pivoted enough.

Posted by: garrett at September 12, 2013 08:18 AM (coMEI)

24 Plus they cancelled Pirates 5 because that Lone Ranger thing stunk so bad.

Posted by: Vic at September 12, 2013 12:16 PM (zZbNF)

They delayed its release, so the stench of Depp's failure is completely dissipated when it opens.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 12, 2013 08:18 AM (gqgiP)

25 and Ace YOU may be a "Kaboom" kid but I saw "The Lone Ranger" on my B-day....

Posted by: sven10077 at September 12, 2013 08:18 AM (9jfyN)

26 So we get President Mulligan.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at September 12, 2013 08:18 AM (XiIXQ)

27 Sheesh,   TFG  could fuck up the William Tell Overture...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at September 12, 2013 08:18 AM (0HooB)

28 Is it just me, or does Hans Zimmer's name get attached to a lot of junk?


He doesn't make the movies.  He just scores them.

He's done kick-ass work in action movies though.  The King Arthur soundtrack is one of his best IMO.

Posted by: EC at September 12, 2013 08:18 AM (GQ8sn)

29 ...and an anvil.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at September 12, 2013 08:18 AM (0HooB)

30 I notice that he didn't pivot to Benghazi

Posted by: Ambassador Stevens at September 12, 2013 08:18 AM (Pr6hk)

31 Oh, and Slow Joe and Baltimore deserve one another.

Posted by: joncelli at September 12, 2013 08:19 AM (RD7QR)

32 24 They delayed its release, so the stench of Depp's failure is completely dissipated when it opens.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 12, 2013 12:18 PM (gqgiP)



"Delay" is a Hollywood euphemism for cancelled.

Posted by: Vic at September 12, 2013 08:19 AM (zZbNF)

33

Nice parallel Ace.

 

Two clowns trying to 'play' two heros.  Nobody bought it then.  They don't buy it now. 

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at September 12, 2013 08:19 AM (pDRpv)

34 If TFG pivots any more, he's gonna screw himself right into the ground

Posted by: Jones in CO at September 12, 2013 08:20 AM (8sCoq)

35 Was that "pivot" or "divot"? Cause, like priorities, man!

Posted by: runningrn at September 12, 2013 08:20 AM (PLOz8)

36 This interpretation of the William Tell Overture does not fit my demographic.

Posted by: Giachino Rossini at September 12, 2013 08:20 AM (LSJmV)

37 17 If Ogabe was gonna do for the economy and the middle class what he did for Syria he'd campaign for the GOP and cave to Cruz...  


 

Posted by: sven10077 at September 12, 2013 12:17 PM (9jfyN)

 

 

Wait.... you want me to save your Bacon on the AMERICAN Economy?

 

Nyet!, Na Kaleni, Suka!

Posted by: Vlad Putin, bowhunting in Siberia at September 12, 2013 08:20 AM (lZBBB)

38 >>>And why in God's name do you want to see that movie?

because I like the Lone Ranger. 

Or I want to like the Lone Ranger.  I never actually liked the Lone Ranger.  But I like the idea of the Lone Ranger.


Posted by: ace at September 12, 2013 08:20 AM (/IWYB)

39 Probably a dozen or more other comments from members of the horde making a similar joke. /raises hand

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 12, 2013 08:20 AM (659DL)

40 Operation BOLD PIVOT

Posted by: Jones in CO at September 12, 2013 08:21 AM (8sCoq)

41 did I say "pivot"? I meant divot. FORE!

Posted by: B.H. Trevino at September 12, 2013 08:21 AM (lrfmC)

42 The only cliche more tiring than "for the middle class" is his, "Clowns to the left of me, Jokers to the right. Here I am, stuck in the middle with you" routine. So wildly praised as a great orator, yet his repertoire is so limited and predictable. It's good for getting everyone smashed when playing drinking games during one of his speeches, but not much else.

Posted by: Dave S. at September 12, 2013 08:21 AM (SFZtG)

43 18 Vic,

His secret identity is famed Circus Contorionist The Amamzing Bronko...

Posted by: sven10077 at September 12, 2013 08:21 AM (9jfyN)

44 43% approving The Taming of the Clew(less)

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 12, 2013 08:21 AM (Fauor)

45 Damn it.  I guessed "laser-like" focus but was denied. 

This Obama fellow is sharp like a cookie.

Posted by: Fritz at September 12, 2013 08:22 AM (UzPAd)

46

And as I've pointed out before...

 

If you Pivot enough times.... it by definition becomes Spin....

 

 

You know... kinda like how two wrongs don't make a Right... but three Lefts do?

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 12, 2013 08:22 AM (lZBBB)

47 Here's what we do:

1. Make energy very expensive.
2. Raise unemployment levels by promoting illegal immigration
3. Raise the price of fuel..., big time.
4. Place as many obstacles in the way of business as possible via EPA, EEOC, etc., etc.
5. Promote dependency on welfare,  food stamps, disability etc.
6. Divert as much spending as possible to wasteful/counter productive programs
7. Oh, yeah...., grab the healthcare system and milk it.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at September 12, 2013 08:22 AM (aDwsi)

48 I still work at English.  Give me knowledge if I has correctly


Pivot...  To let Vlad enter him, Barky had to pivot at the waist.

Posted by: Bashar al Assad at September 12, 2013 08:22 AM (Pr6hk)

49

You know what we stopped talking about with all this Syria business? 

Phony scandals.

Posted by: California Red at September 12, 2013 08:22 AM (7jrCM)

50 37 Ace,

It sucks only in the ways you expect it to...and may be the first tell that CG has regressed towards the uncanny valley

Posted by: sven10077 at September 12, 2013 08:22 AM (9jfyN)

51 Gosh darn that evil Putin:

>A simpler, more streamlined tax code adopted in 2001 reduced the tax burden on people and dramatically increased state revenue.[145] Russia has a flat tax rate of 13%. This ranks it as the country with the second most attractive personal tax system for single managers in the world after the United Arab Emirates

Posted by: Jones in CO at September 12, 2013 08:22 AM (8sCoq)

52 What this economy really needs is an unbelievably small effort. Targeted, limited in scope and duration. And the guys get maps!

Posted by: t-bird at September 12, 2013 08:22 AM (FcR7P)

53 Hilarious. It's not just that, as good faculty Marxists, they actually despise the "middle class"; it's the blatant use of Community Organizer rhetoric by people whose policies all hurt the "middle class." Yeah, put up some more windmills Pres. Whirligig. That'll be a real boon to us goons in the "middle class."

Posted by: Caliban at September 12, 2013 08:22 AM (DrC22)

54 ( Cue theme from Mighty Mouse.... ) Here I come to save the day!

Posted by: Hi! Speed! Rail! at September 12, 2013 08:22 AM (ULH4o)

55

Second look at Cash for Clunkers?

Posted by: garrett at September 12, 2013 08:22 AM (coMEI)

56 I think the correct phrase is:  Obama to "shift back OVER the economy again".  He threw it under the bus years ago and he keeps backing up and running over it again and again.

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at September 12, 2013 08:23 AM (pDRpv)

57 Even I made that 'pivot' joke.

Posted by: Charlie Gibson at September 12, 2013 08:23 AM (LSJmV)

58 Comrades!  Recovery Summer IV has been a resounding success! 

Posted by: Telescreen Voice at September 12, 2013 08:23 AM (Tlix5)

59 I wish he would resign.

Posted by: shelby at September 12, 2013 08:23 AM (TKaeM)

60 >> 54  Hillary is for sale?

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at September 12, 2013 08:23 AM (pDRpv)

61 Done fucking up foreign policy for a bit, back to fucking up the economy.

Posted by: wth at September 12, 2013 08:23 AM (wAQA5)

62 when I works, I works hard

Posted by: freddy at September 12, 2013 08:23 AM (V+Pei)

63 A simpler, more streamlined tax code adopted in 2001 reduced the tax burden on people and dramatically increased state revenue.[145] Russia has a flat tax rate of 13%. This ranks it as the country with the second most attractive personal tax system for single managers in the world after the United Arab Emirates



We are getting our asses kicked by the ground zero of Communism.

Posted by: EC at September 12, 2013 08:23 AM (GQ8sn)

64 Or I want to like the Lone Ranger. I never actually liked the Lone Ranger. But I like the idea of the Lone Ranger. ...what? No, seriously, what exactly do you mean by this?

Posted by: Spacefrog! at September 12, 2013 08:23 AM (naUcP)

65

It's been said before: Obama needs another school shooting, so he can pivot back to gun control. 

 

Or I suppose any random "hate" crime will do. 

Posted by: BurtTC at September 12, 2013 08:24 AM (TOk1P)

66 I am losing my current health insurance. I guess Obama was caught in another truth stretcher. Good news though! My new plan offered (bronze coverage apparently) is approximately 2000$ MORE a year in cost and it apparently does not cover any office visits or lab fees like my current plan does. I will not have health insurance come January 1st and fuck Obama and everyone who voted for him.

Posted by: NWConservative at September 12, 2013 08:24 AM (M1gmo)

67 I like Johnny Depp. He plays Johnny Depp better than anybody else can play Johnny Depp. I fear someday we will run out of movies about Johnny Depp, then he will have to go back to TV and do Johnny Depp.

Posted by: maddogg at September 12, 2013 08:24 AM (xWW96)

68 How come the guy's called a Lone Ranger when he's got a sidekick with him everywhere he goes?

It's malarkey, I tell ya.

Posted by: Smilin' Joe Biden at September 12, 2013 08:24 AM (3KdSx)

69

Since Obama   has advised all of us that we need to reconcile some of our thoughts,  I was thinking about how much of a capitalist pig I am but at the same time am disgusted that  Kardashian can make 30K sending out a tweet on a product and a drill instructor in the Corp will make only about 50k a year. 

Posted by: polynikes at September 12, 2013 08:24 AM (m2CN7)

70 There are those on the right who say that I'm a feckless lightweight who got to office on racial politics and empty promises. There are those on the left who say that I have continued President Bush's foreign policy without much change. But I say to the right, "Suck it, wingnuts" and to the left, "Suck it again like you did the first four years." This is a position that all Americans can support. Or, hey, what the hell, it's not like anybody is going to impeach me, right?

Posted by: Bronco Bama at September 12, 2013 08:24 AM (RD7QR)

71 Excuse me Mr. Preznit, does Operation Pivot include some juice boxes for the Secretary of Defense?

Posted by: Chuck Hagel at September 12, 2013 08:24 AM (Pr6hk)

72 Posted by: ace at September 12, 2013 12:20 PM (/IWYB)

Ah...nostalgia doesn't sell enough tickets!

Have you seen the RoboCop trailer?

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/video/robocop-trailer-623235

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 12, 2013 08:24 AM (gqgiP)

73

Posted by: Jones in CO at September 12, 2013 12:22 PM (8sCoq)

 

But they do have the VAT tax.... although their straight business taxes are also lower than ours (but less exemptions for political favorites)....

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 12, 2013 08:24 AM (lZBBB)

74 Recovery Autumn!  At your local theaters THIS WEEK!

Hey, Ace.  I saw Lone Ranger.  it's not bad.. it's just not great..(and way too long)  and shoulda been titled the Lone Tonto since Johnny Depp has the most screen time..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at September 12, 2013 08:24 AM (f9c2L)

75 Pivot....like the pivot man in a circle jerk.

Posted by: BignJames at September 12, 2013 08:25 AM (HtUkt)

76 Jay Silverheels is probably rolling over in his grave.

Posted by: Vic at September 12, 2013 08:25 AM (zZbNF)

77 Pivot this, pivot that... My response, "What *NOW*?"

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at September 12, 2013 08:25 AM (PMGbu)

78 Yeah BB. I need to post before I listen to Wm Tell, because I cannot maintain a bad mood while it is playing. I'm a Romantic orchestral music fan, but not a liar. It's because of Clayton Moore.

Off my lawn, radio fans of Lone Ranger (it was Cannon!) never thought the story would work on TV. They just found the right two actors, was all, and every subsequent attempt has been an abject failure. It may be John Reid's greatest triumph, though, that he has ended gay spectral piracy in the Caribbean.

What Obama cannot learn: in world affairs, you don't get to pivot to another subject just because you want to. LBJ really wanted to. And you're no LBJ.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at September 12, 2013 08:25 AM (JNUY4)

79 Or I suppose any random "hate" crime will do.


Except for all those "knock out" and "polar bear hunting" hate crimes.  Those don't count.

Posted by: EC at September 12, 2013 08:25 AM (GQ8sn)

80 Or I want to like the Lone Ranger. I never actually liked the Lone Ranger. But I like the idea of the Lone Ranger. ...what? No, seriously, what exactly do you mean by this? Ace is announcing his candidacy for the state Senate in Colorado.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 12, 2013 08:25 AM (659DL)

81 Speaking of movies, has there ever been a movie made about the original 9-11? If not, is it because it is too soon?

Posted by: Chilling the most at September 12, 2013 08:25 AM (Rn9xc)

82 Pivoting so quickly is why you slice everything so badly, Mr. Pres'ent.

Posted by: t-bird at September 12, 2013 08:25 AM (FcR7P)

83 Off, rocket-hopper sock!

Posted by: Brother Cavil, not a frog at September 12, 2013 08:25 AM (naUcP)

84 He is killing jobs and driving up inflation on everything.

Posted by: Victor/Victoria at September 12, 2013 08:26 AM (WdWRd)

85 As for the economy, he rears back and... whiffs one again! Divoting for the economy is hard work, suckss!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars[/i][/b][/s] at September 12, 2013 08:26 AM (swRon)

86

46 -

 

Gosh, when you put it that way I'm having a hard time seeing how this is gonna work! 

Posted by: BurtTC at September 12, 2013 08:26 AM (TOk1P)

87 Dude fucked up.

He should have sold Syria as a jobs program. Think of all the jobs to be had making sustainable bombs, eco-bullets, and non-GMO cammies. 

Plus every responsible invasion needs consultants, lots and lots of consultants and lawyers.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at September 12, 2013 08:26 AM (s9AKD)

88 don't bother- it was dreadful (the lone muddle)

Posted by: phil at September 12, 2013 08:26 AM (lB/5N)

89

Barry Goes to Hollywood

 

"Relax, Don't Do It..."

Posted by: exurbanDoug at September 12, 2013 08:26 AM (GkA2p)

90 Speaking of movies, has there ever been a movie made about the original 9-11? If not, is it because it is too soon?

Posted by: Chilling the most at September 12, 2013 12:25 PM (Rn9xc)




That would be that made for tv movie by ABC that had all sorts of content edited out that made the Clintons look bad.

Posted by: EC at September 12, 2013 08:26 AM (GQ8sn)

91 It's physically impossible to   pivot,  when you are just wandering about aimlessly.

Posted by: Roy at September 12, 2013 08:26 AM (VndSC)

92 Ni!!!

http://youtu.be/hKNDml12Big

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at September 12, 2013 08:26 AM (XiIXQ)

93 I never actually liked the Lone Ranger. But I like the idea of the Lone Ranger.


Posted by: ace at September 12, 2013 12:20 PM (/IWYB)

 

You mean the idea of one man standing for justice?  High Noon.

 

Or the idea of the last survivor of a massacre avenging his comrades and bringing justice to a lawless land?  Plenty of Westerns.

 

I'm just curious why the "idea" of the Lone Ranger intrigues you.  Perhaps because he seems to be  a Joseph Campbell-sort of  hero?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 12, 2013 08:27 AM (zF6Iw)

94 We'll have high-level meeting and panels and shit!

Posted by: Barky O'Genius at September 12, 2013 08:27 AM (8ZskC)

95

Obama Reboots.

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Obama Reboots

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lather.rinse.repeat.adinifinitum.adnauseum

Posted by: fixerupper at September 12, 2013 08:27 AM (nELVU)

96 I'm going to pivot to the economy. But first, you'll blow me.

Posted by: TrOTUS at September 12, 2013 08:27 AM (LSJmV)

97 Barry only "pivots" when Reggie "mans-up" on him.

Posted by: Fritz at September 12, 2013 08:27 AM (UzPAd)

98 "Middle Class"!  Drink!

Posted by: HeatherRadish™, BFD, ZOMG, WTF, BBQ, QED at September 12, 2013 08:27 AM (/kI1Q)

99

This is what? Summer of Wreckovery V?

 

I stuck my head in the new Hobby  Lobby office      adjacent to the store they're  currently working on (that once was  a big Albertson's supermarket). I asked if they were going to have an  RC plane/boat/helicopter/drone  section, manager said she   didn't know, but her last store didn't.

 

There was a stack of applications  on one desk that was at least 4 inches thick.

 

Moral: these fuckheads only think they know   how an economy works. I wonder if five years plus of record UE and inflation will be enough to wake up the country to the  sad fact that they  really don't.  You can't legislate prosperity unless your reducing regulations or eliminating entire departments of Fedzilla,  which,  with our record debt, we have the perfect opportunity to do,  except Party of Stoopid.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at September 12, 2013 08:28 AM (0HooB)

100 63 SpaceFrog,

He wants to like the idea of a lone rider for justice working with a good native to make things right...

the story was very compelling back when we had a culture based on justice and such...

so was Zorro.

Posted by: sven10077 at September 12, 2013 08:28 AM (9jfyN)

101 Here we go again.

I knew it was too good to last.

Posted by: The Chicken at September 12, 2013 08:28 AM (VjL9S)

102 >>>Or I want to like the Lone Ranger. I never actually liked the Lone Ranger. But I like the idea of the Lone Ranger.

I think I just mean my parents talked about it when I was little and so I always had the idea that the Lone Ranger was cool.


Posted by: ace at September 12, 2013 08:28 AM (/IWYB)

103 From observing our fantastic Government economic stimuli, I get the idea that war is a far more effficient investment in the economy than Government stimuli.

Posted by: maddogg at September 12, 2013 08:28 AM (xWW96)

104 A 'pivot' is what I did with the 3rd Army in the Battle of the Bulge.  What Barky is doing is sticking his thumb up his ass.

Posted by: George S. Patton at September 12, 2013 08:28 AM (Pr6hk)

105 #92

Solomon Kane was better.

Posted by: RiverC, White Chocolate Emancipator at September 12, 2013 08:28 AM (El+h4)

106 Johnny Depp looks like a bunny with a pancake on his head.

Posted by: dogfish, naught naught spy at September 12, 2013 08:28 AM (nsOJa)

107 He's pivoted so many times he's augered himself into the ground.

Posted by: DrSteve at September 12, 2013 08:29 AM (wwKgz)

108 Obama is pivoting to the economy...unexpectedly!

Posted by: mare at September 12, 2013 08:29 AM (A98Xu)

109 Speaking of movies, has there ever been a movie made about the original 9-11? Oliver Stone did it. And it wasn't bad.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 12, 2013 08:29 AM (659DL)

110 92 MP4,

Look back at the serials....

Zorro, The Lone Ranger, Buck Rogers, Flash Gordon....

all predicated on the notion "this is not just and I will not allow evil within the reach of my arm"

Posted by: sven10077 at September 12, 2013 08:29 AM (9jfyN)

111

Johnny Depp IS a bunny with a pancake on his head.

Posted by: fixerupper at September 12, 2013 08:29 AM (nELVU)

112

It's been said before: Obama needs another school shooting, so he can pivot back to gun control.


Or I suppose any random "hate" crime will do.

 

Where have you gone, Trayvon Martin?

A lonely Obama turns his eyes to you. . .

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 12, 2013 08:29 AM (zF6Iw)

113

the Lone Ranger was cool.

 

It made for  a sweet Lunchbox.

Posted by: garrett at September 12, 2013 08:29 AM (coMEI)

114 Very similar to the 'pivot' the Wehrmacht did in Stalingrad

Posted by: Joseph Stalin at September 12, 2013 08:30 AM (Pr6hk)

115 srsly guys! We're going to create  thousands of part time jobs for our newly amnestied citizens!

Posted by: willow at September 12, 2013 08:30 AM (nqBYe)

116 >>>I'm just curious why the "idea" of the Lone Ranger intrigues you. Perhaps because he seems to be a Joseph Campbell-sort of hero?

yup. The pulp/superhero thing.

I liked Disney's John Carter (of Mars) movie too. 

Posted by: ace at September 12, 2013 08:30 AM (/IWYB)

117 These pivots are starting to make a whining noise like a turbo spinning...and they blow a lot of hot air.

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at September 12, 2013 08:30 AM (9MLX+)

118 Russia has a flat tax rate of 13%. This ranks it as the country with the second most attractive personal tax system for single managers in the world after the United Arab Emirates

And they still have enough revenue to force Siberian Forest Boy onto public assistance.

Huh.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™, BFD, ZOMG, WTF, BBQ, QED at September 12, 2013 08:31 AM (/kI1Q)

119

Consent   of   the    governed   -   WITHDRAWN!    Why are  dicking   around   with   these    jackwagons?    The   Tree    of    Liberty    is   hungry   -   time    to    fertilize    it.      Fuck    these    idiots.

 

     /rant

 

Posted by: 1bulwetweft at September 12, 2013 08:31 AM (d2CZd)

120 Pivoting back to the middle class:

King Barry playing a quick 9 at a local muni course as a man of the people before an emergency 18 where the riff raff aren't allowed.

Posted by: H Badger at September 12, 2013 08:31 AM (n/0Nw)

121 Did you like Sky King too Ace?  I actually met him once at a bar in Daytona Beach.

Posted by: Vic at September 12, 2013 08:31 AM (zZbNF)

122 srsly guys! We're going to create thousands of part time jobs for our newly amnestied citizens!


The world needs ditch diggers!

Posted by: EC at September 12, 2013 08:31 AM (GQ8sn)

123 MaryP4 -

"Or the idea of the last survivor of a massacre avenging his comrades and bringing justice to a lawless land? Plenty of Westerns. "
............
Steve McQueen in Nevada Smith a very good example of this... (kinda)

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at September 12, 2013 08:31 AM (f9c2L)

124

No, seriously, what exactly do you mean by this?

 

 

I assume that he likes the concept, but the way the story has actually been told is something of a disappointment. I have the same feeling about "Firefly."

 

 

BTW, I have said for years now that the best thing coming out of Hollywood these days are the soundtracks. Our modern-day version of the opera, and like the opera, I suspect that the music will last longer than the stories it was created to accompany.

Posted by: Grey Fox at September 12, 2013 08:31 AM (8WcGj)

125

Posted by: ace at September 12, 2013 12:28 PM (/IWYB)

 

Lets see....  Paladin?  Have Gun Will Travel?  heck... even the Rifleman had a bit of the 'reluctant hero standing alone' to it...

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 12, 2013 08:31 AM (lZBBB)

126 What ever you do Mr. Preznit, don't pivot to the IRS

Posted by: Lois Lerner at September 12, 2013 08:31 AM (Pr6hk)

127

112 -

 

Egad, they are desparately trying to hang on to the latest Zimmerman drama.

 

Apparently there was an ipad that recorded SOMETHING on video, but it got broken so  CSI Miami (or whomever) has been trying to repair it so they can really see what happened.

 

 

Posted by: BurtTC at September 12, 2013 08:31 AM (TOk1P)

128 102 Ace,

The Lone Ranger was cool.....

still could be but you'd have to have a notion there were good values in the US worth defending to make the character work...

The film is better rendered as "Johnny "Ironeyes" Derp carries White Oaf to Fame"

not bad for a popcorn flick but still not what the story needed to work.


TLR is another case of the Horryweird undermining artistic integrity in the pursuit of indoctrination.

Posted by: sven10077 at September 12, 2013 08:31 AM (9jfyN)

129

I'm a Romantic orchestral music fan, but not a liar. It's because of Clayton Moore.

 

Ever listen to any Granville Bantock?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 12, 2013 08:31 AM (zF6Iw)

130 He must of thought of jobs first thing when He woke up this a.m.

Posted by: willow at September 12, 2013 08:31 AM (nqBYe)

131 Solomon Kane was better.

Posted by: RiverC, White Chocolate Emancipator at September 12, 2013 12:28 PM (El+h4)

I really, really wanted to like that movie, but the writers, the director and the producer conspired against me.


Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 12, 2013 08:32 AM (gqgiP)

132 This guy really believes the people of this country are STOOPID and he is the lightbringer.

At one time that was somewhat of a grade school, pedestrian pejorative. But I am really starting to believe it's true.

Posted by: Marcus at September 12, 2013 08:32 AM (GGCsk)

133 Or I suppose any random "hate" crime will do. Posted by: BurtTC
----------------

Um. No. Not any  random hate crime.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at September 12, 2013 08:32 AM (aDwsi)

134 I know he calls them pivots, but Barry must be building up quite a stash of mileage awards from Retreats 'R' Us.

Posted by: t-bird at September 12, 2013 08:32 AM (FcR7P)

135 117 Ace,

The pulps rock Ace...

I'd love to have seen that remake of the Phantom take off on SyFy

Posted by: sven10077 at September 12, 2013 08:33 AM (9jfyN)

136 Well, in the remake, the Lone Ranger wore a mask because of his White Guilt, and as a protest of the unspeakable racist evil perpetrated by venal, Small Pox infecting White people against the noble Red man. This is a gesture that Hollywood found appealing and an example of appropriate face masking. A certain Rodeo Clown wore an Obama mask as a protest (and to poke fun at) the evil, destructive policies of a Halfrican American President against his own people, and the poor clown had to go into hiding.

Posted by: runningrn at September 12, 2013 08:33 AM (PLOz8)

137

Posted by: sven10077 at September 12, 2013 12:29 PM (9jfyN)

 

Please.... we ALL know why people really watched Flash Gordon...

Posted by: Ming, the Merciless at September 12, 2013 08:33 AM (lZBBB)

138 Back to f *cking up America. Obama's comfort zone.

Posted by: Sammie at September 12, 2013 08:33 AM (XdAzY)

139 Like I said, the public has seen these movies before, and they're tired of them.



The public voted this lying retarded asswipe and his minions into office TWICE.


So you know - fuck the retarded public.

Posted by: Strife at September 12, 2013 08:33 AM (Ul1S7)

140 Pivot?



My sources say no


Posted by: Magic 8 Ball at September 12, 2013 08:33 AM (Pr6hk)

141 I think I just mean my parents talked about it when I was little and so I always had the idea that the Lone Ranger was cool.


Posted by: ace at September 12, 2013 12:28 PM (/IWYB)

 

Ace, I have the feeling you would  love the movie Radio Days.  An underrated Woody Allen classic.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 12, 2013 08:33 AM (zF6Iw)

142 OT/

As I've mentioned before I'm in the process of buying a home for the first time. Going over the sale documents I noticed something odd.  The seller is agreeing to leave behind their washer and dryer. I'm not sure I want that?  Sounds gross.

Posted by: Serious Cat at September 12, 2013 08:33 AM (UypUQ)

143 This guy really believes the people of this country are STOOPID and he is the lightbringer. To be fair, 'we' did elect him. Twice. It's no wonder that he thinks so little of us.

Posted by: t-bird at September 12, 2013 08:34 AM (FcR7P)

144
Some mythologies a just lame.

Like Peter Pan.  I've never understood the appeal of that mythology.

Or Pinnochio.  Or Robin Hood.

Posted by: eleven at September 12, 2013 08:34 AM (KXm42)

145 These aren't setbacks, he's just attacking in a different direction.

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at September 12, 2013 08:34 AM (9MLX+)

146 At this point, what difference does it make?

Posted by: AmishDude at September 12, 2013 08:34 AM (xSegX)

147 Did you see the BLS numbers on jobs? Not only have they been making them up and adjusting after the fact, in the shadows. But this month, two states failed to report due to computer issues, BLS still reported the numbers and the dopey cheerleaders are saying it's a "good sign".

I don't know. Maybe THEY are just STOOPID.

Posted by: Marcus at September 12, 2013 08:34 AM (GGCsk)

148 138 Ming the Merciless,

Chicks dig the sword don't they Ming?

Posted by: sven10077 at September 12, 2013 08:34 AM (9jfyN)

149 113 the Lone Ranger was cool. It made for a sweet Lunchbox. Posted by: garrett at September 12, 2013 12:29 PM (coMEI) Tom Terrific and his Mighty Dog Manfred (aka The Wonder Dog). THAT was a cool lunchbox.

Posted by: jwb7605 [i](L.I.B.)[/i][/u][/b] at September 12, 2013 08:34 AM (Qxe/p)

150 143 As I've mentioned before I'm in the process of buying a home for the first time. Going over the sale documents I noticed something odd. The seller is agreeing to leave behind their washer and dryer. I'm not sure I want that? Sounds gross.

Posted by: Serious Cat at September 12, 2013 12:33 PM (UypUQ)


If it works fine, but don't include it in the price of the house.

Posted by: Vic at September 12, 2013 08:35 AM (zZbNF)

151 jobs for , illegals, and new citizens. jobs for the same 1000 union guys that still have a job.

perhaps we can put several billion bucks into more Green cht. so what each job will cost taxpayers  5 million a piece , it's worth it for a year of effort before they collapse the business.
think how happy Those guys are! work a year vacay for 20.

Posted by: willow at September 12, 2013 08:35 AM (nqBYe)

152 RLTW

Oh wait- clearly the wrong Ranger.

Posted by: Marcus at September 12, 2013 08:35 AM (GGCsk)

153 I think I just mean my parents talked about it when I was little and so I always had the idea that the Lone Ranger was cool. Yeah, I get that. I suspected this movie would crash and burn--even well done, we're a generation or more out from the Lone Ranger being "relevant" (as opposed to "fodder for franchising"). By the way, I liked John Carter myself, still think it's criminal it didn't make bank. Oh well.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, not a frog at September 12, 2013 08:35 AM (naUcP)

154 #136

Sadly, there's a billion stories from Weird Tales to Laser Books that could be made into serviceable movies. However, Hollywood has its head so far up its butt that it can't realize the reason it fails when it tries: no one wants to watch a feminist/deconstructionist corruption of heroic fiction. Additionally, no one wants to watch a 'we're trying too hard to make this red meat for you cretins' remake either.

Muttonheads.

Posted by: RiverC, White Chocolate Emancipator at September 12, 2013 08:35 AM (El+h4)

155

I'd love to have seen that remake of the Phantom take off on SyFy

 


 

Posted by: sven10077 at September 12, 2013 12:33 PM (9jfyN)

 

 

I'd really like to see a non kitchy big screen 'Shadow' done...

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 12, 2013 08:35 AM (lZBBB)

156 To be fair, 'we' did elect him. Twice.

Lincoln was wrong, you can fool all of the people all of the time in the new America.

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at September 12, 2013 08:36 AM (9MLX+)

157 Posted by: Serious Cat at September 12, 2013 12:33 PM (UypUQ) Do you have a w/d?

Posted by: BignJames at September 12, 2013 08:36 AM (HtUkt)

158 Barry, tell them you're gonna 'pivot' to the economy.  They seem to love this

Posted by: Valerie Jarrett at September 12, 2013 08:36 AM (Pr6hk)

159 Fritz @ 44: As I repeat every time that mistake crops up, laser light is not focused. It's coherent (i.e., parallel). Focusing a laser would make it weaker, not stronger. The Instapundit himself has joined my years-long crusade today.

Posted by: Little Chelsea Spellcheck at September 12, 2013 08:36 AM (a5ljo)

160 Any guesses? ... nearby rail lines. *********** Well...at least they have given up on-- high speed rail---right? Right?

Posted by: tasker at September 12, 2013 08:36 AM (r2PLg)

161 Someone should explain to this administration that the "middle class" is not a product that the administration can engineer. It is, rather, a set of values: Hard Work. Perseverance. Sacrifice. Delayed Gratification in favor of generational advantage. Middle class values are learned at home, not dispensed by the federal government. You can give someone without "middle class" values all the "middle class" trappings you want, but in a very short time, the trappings are spent, worn out, or broken down, and that person will be right back where they started. It's all about values, not government giveaways.

Posted by: USA at September 12, 2013 08:36 AM (VIaw0)

162 Keep the washer/dryer. Getting new ones bought, delivered, installed while in the midst of moving in sucks. Replace them later if need be.

Posted by: Lincolntf at September 12, 2013 08:36 AM (ZshNr)

163 >>>I'd love to have seen that remake of the Phantom take off on SyFy

i didn't mind the billy zane phantom (though it was not good at all).

any hero who has Great Theme Music is definitionally awesome, even if he swiped it from another hero like William Tell.


Posted by: ace at September 12, 2013 08:37 AM (/IWYB)

164 Gunsmoke

Plus : Gingy Miss Kitty : http://www.jimwegryn.com/Names/Cowboys/blake.jpg

Posted by: Mike Hammer at September 12, 2013 08:37 AM (aDwsi)

165 Oh, and Slow Joe and Baltimore deserve one another. Uh-uh. He's a Delaweenie, no way is he smart enough to be a Baltimoron.

Posted by: Weirddave at September 12, 2013 08:37 AM (aH+zP)

166 Add ballerina to Obama's list of claimed aptitudes.

Posted by: dogfish, naught naught spy at September 12, 2013 08:37 AM (nsOJa)

167 Does this mean he's going to reconvene his "jobs council" that never met, that disbanded a while back?

Who cares?

The leftists will march right along now that he's really pivoting back to his only strength: Attacking Republicans.

See, now he can get back to blaming the Republicans for not passing a "jobs bill." 

No, this isn't like illegal immigration, where he can executive order non-enforcement of regulations.

Nope. Not at all.

He is iron-clad bound to all those regulations solely promulgated and enforced by the EEOC, NLRB, OSHA, EPA, etc. Just 'cause they fall squarely under the executive branch means nothing.

Look! An evil Republican! Get him!!

Posted by: RoyalOil at September 12, 2013 08:37 AM (VjL9S)

168 #143

Probably, they can't afford to move them. The people who we bought a house from used the money to pay off the mortgage and that was it. They did take the washer and dryer, but I think it was to the dump (the guy had a big truck) because they 'did not convey'.

Posted by: RiverC, White Chocolate Emancipator at September 12, 2013 08:37 AM (El+h4)

169 Or Robin Hood.
Posted by: eleven
............
WTF? Errol Flynn?  You can't beat that version for sheer entertainment. Especially a Basil Rathbone sword fight to the death with Flynn!

The others were depressing as hell.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at September 12, 2013 08:37 AM (f9c2L)

170 35 This interpretation of the William Tell Overture does not fit my demographic. Posted by: Giachino Rossini at September 12, 2013 12:20 PM (LSJmV) More like Yakety Sax.

Posted by: AmishDude at September 12, 2013 08:37 AM (xSegX)

171 Johnny Depp is the Chris Angel of actors in Disney films.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at September 12, 2013 08:38 AM (32Ze2)

172 Who can blame da Zero for pivoting back to his primary fuck up? The economy is his first and foremost fuck up project. Sure, he takes time to address side fuck-ups when he has to, but as soon as they are properly fucked up he has to return to the economy. The economy is his masterpiece, kinda like David for Michelangelo. The fuck up that will define his career for generations. He is a world class master fucker-Upper.

Posted by: maddogg at September 12, 2013 08:38 AM (xWW96)

173 How about a pivot to global warming.  Please.  Pretty please?

Posted by: Al Gore at September 12, 2013 08:38 AM (Pr6hk)

174 I also liked 'The Shadow'. Even if it DID have Alec Baldwin in the lead.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, not a frog at September 12, 2013 08:38 AM (naUcP)

175 http://youtu.be/WB8lfEmTZG4

Phantom 2010

Posted by: sven10077 at September 12, 2013 08:38 AM (9jfyN)

176 Let's face it. Obama's only strong point is attacking Republicans. His secondary strength is insulting anyone on the left that has the audacity to question him.

Posted by: RiverC, White Chocolate Emancipator at September 12, 2013 08:38 AM (El+h4)

177 I don't blame Barry for telling stupid lies to the stupid public.

I blame the stupid public.

Posted by: Strife at September 12, 2013 08:38 AM (Ul1S7)

178 Johnny Derpp jumped the prairie shark when he recast Tonto as an aloof Comanche.

Posted by: Fritz at September 12, 2013 08:39 AM (UzPAd)

179 Frankly, when a Democrat has lost Chris Mathews, you've been dropped off in the wilderness. He pretty much called Obama incompetent. I think his guests were stunned.

Posted by: Marcus at September 12, 2013 08:39 AM (GGCsk)

180 > I will not have health insurance come January 1st and fuck Obama and everyone who voted for him.

I'm a fatty fat, but down 75 pounds since January.  My company has the whole wellness discount if you lose weight deal.  Willing to bet when I get down to where I want to be the insurance won't cover any of the skin removal I'm certain I will need however.

If I wanted to become a woman they cover that though.

So much facepalm.

Posted by: Lemmenkainen, Freelance Warlord at September 12, 2013 08:39 AM (ZWvOb)

181 Pivot more than three times and you're playing with it.

Posted by: FrankZ at September 12, 2013 08:39 AM (DL2i+)

182 As I've mentioned before I'm in the process of
buying a home for the first time. Going over the sale documents I
noticed something odd. The seller is agreeing to leave behind their
washer and dryer. I'm not sure I want that? Sounds gross.


Posted by: Serious Cat at September 12, 2013 12:33 PM (UypUQ)

If it works fine, but don't include it in the price of the house.

Posted by: Vic at September 12, 2013 12:35 PM (zZbNF)

Yeah, but a complete stranger used it before me.  How do I know the previous owner didn't have a ritual of coming home after a day of work and promptly going over to the washer and masturbate into it? As a way to relieve stress?  Unlikely, yes.. but you never know.

Posted by: Serious Cat at September 12, 2013 08:39 AM (UypUQ)

183 164 Ace,

You ever get inclined watch Bill Pullman in "The Rocketeer" or as I called it "Backpack Man"...

cheese but GOOD cheese

Posted by: sven10077 at September 12, 2013 08:39 AM (9jfyN)

184 The "theme" to the Lone Ranger is the William Tell Overture.

Posted by: NotCoach at September 12, 2013 08:39 AM (rsudF)

185 If he burned the WH down on purpose, 20% would support his decision because of his race. Deduct the 20% cultists, and he doesn't have many sane people left who support him.

Posted by: UWP at September 12, 2013 08:39 AM (vj51i)

186 The Instapundit himself has joined my years-long crusade today. Posted by: Little Chelsea Spellcheck
---------------------

Great. Maybe you can aid my attack on misuse of 'Carrot and Stick approach'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at September 12, 2013 08:40 AM (aDwsi)

187 IU Health plans to trim workforce by 800
http://is.gd/khKDpe


Da da da.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™, BFD, ZOMG, WTF, BBQ, QED at September 12, 2013 08:40 AM (/kI1Q)

188 The seller is agreeing to leave behind their
washer and dryer. I'm not sure I want that? Sounds gross.


If they work and ain't all trashed looking, you can sell'em on craigs list for a couple hundred bucks.

A washer is OK if you run a couple of empty "full" loads through with a lot of bleach to sterilize everything.  A dryer you can wipe out with disinfectant, clean the lint traps and vents and be good to go.

Of course the shit may be busted and they didn't want to pay to have it carted away.  Junkyards pay about $9/100lb for scrap appliances.

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at September 12, 2013 08:40 AM (9MLX+)

189

Posted by: RiverC, White Chocolate Emancipator at September 12, 2013 12:35 PM (El+h4)

 

Yeah... the whole Heroic Warrior Woman who can beat up every Male in the world thing... gets old...

 

A well trained smaller person, can take a poorly trained larger person... but with equal training ... the big guy usually wins...

 

There are women out there who are very good... but there is a reason that there has been no call to get rid of Men and Women's events for the Olympics...

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 12, 2013 08:40 AM (lZBBB)

190

Hopalong Cassidy was the coolest.

 

What about me?

Posted by: Randolph Scott, ridin' the trail alone at September 12, 2013 08:40 AM (zF6Iw)

191 Hmmm. Just in time since elections will be starting to heat up. Hey, the jobless rate keeps dropping. Well o.k. we'll ignore the fact that it's because people are dropping out of the work force at a 35 year high but......shutup!

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 12, 2013 08:40 AM (sUMBr)

192 De lurking for a sec. I know we make fun of the Preezy for all his time at the links, but honestly I really wish he and his entire band of bozos would just go to the golf course and stay there for the next three years. That way they can't fuck anything else up.

Posted by: Mandy P., lurking lurker who lurks at September 12, 2013 08:40 AM (qFpRI)

193 Paladin. (Have Gun, Will Travel) Best Western ever made.

Posted by: jwb7605 [i](L.I.B.)[/i][/u][/b] at September 12, 2013 08:40 AM (Qxe/p)

194 The pivot to jobs is always done when Obama is doing something wildly unpopular and he needs a distraction. Always.

Posted by: AmishDude at September 12, 2013 08:40 AM (xSegX)

195 156 Romeo13,

Yeah that'd be nice...of course so would "The Spider"....

Horrywood just can't keep from mocking goodness.

Posted by: sven10077 at September 12, 2013 08:40 AM (9jfyN)

196 Obama is stalking the economy. Can't we get a restraining order?

Posted by: WalrusRex at September 12, 2013 08:40 AM (UMQe9)

197 Ace, I think I remember you talking about a movie version of Uncharted.  I suppose that's a modern re-telling of the hero on an adventure, looking for treasure, and fighting bad guys along the way.  Like the Indiana Jones movies.

Last I heard, they had Mark Wahlberg cast as Nathan Drake, which I find confusing.  The games themselves are pretty fun and they'd make great action-escape movies.

Posted by: EC at September 12, 2013 08:40 AM (GQ8sn)

198 WH on Syria:  <cough> nevermind ... <cough>

Posted by: Joe at September 12, 2013 08:41 AM (8Prb7)

199 Yeah, but a complete stranger used it before me.

You've never used a laundromat or a washer in a dorm? 

Posted by: HeatherRadish™, BFD, ZOMG, WTF, BBQ, QED at September 12, 2013 08:41 AM (/kI1Q)

200 srsly, if he pivots to the economy to 'help'
we're finished.

Posted by: willow at September 12, 2013 08:41 AM (nqBYe)

201 You ever get inclined watch Bill Pullman in "The Rocketeer" or as I called it "Backpack Man"...



Bill Campbell.


Posted by: EC at September 12, 2013 08:41 AM (GQ8sn)

202 > The seller is agreeing to leave behind their washer and dryer. I'm not sure I want that?

Still using the washer and dryer the previous owners left 13 years ago.  I'm a cheapskate and they work.

Posted by: Lemmenkainen, Freelance Warlord at September 12, 2013 08:41 AM (ZWvOb)

203 195 Mandy P,

You should delurk more often...

I have an iodea for a project golf ball to make a point but it'd need to be HUGE to get the message out

Posted by: sven10077 at September 12, 2013 08:41 AM (9jfyN)

204

Did you like Sky King too Ace? I actually met him once at a bar in Daytona Beach.

 

I met   the Cisco Kid (Duncan Renaldo) when I  was about 6yo. Still have the picture he autographed for me.

 

Cue War's "Cisco Kid   Was A Friend of  Mine."

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at September 12, 2013 08:41 AM (0HooB)

205

Posted by: Serious Cat at September 12, 2013 12:39 PM (UypUQ)

 

So... I take it you've never used a Public Laundromat?

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 12, 2013 08:41 AM (lZBBB)

206  Pivot more than three times and you're playing with it.

Posted by: FrankZ at September 12, 2013 12:39 PM (DL2i+)

________________________________

NOW you tell me......

Posted by: Guy What Has Hair on His Palms at September 12, 2013 08:41 AM (32Ze2)

207 Barry needs his Tonto. He misses his Tonto. I'm coming back Barry; don't give up!

Posted by: Reggie Love at September 12, 2013 08:42 AM (qf2kI)

208 As a way to relieve stress? Unlikely, yes.. but you never know.
Posted by: Serious Cat
-------------------

If you are really concerned about it, run a couple of wash cycles with a strong-ish bleach solution...., but don't overdo it.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at September 12, 2013 08:42 AM (aDwsi)

209 204 EC,

one of that era's Bills...thanks for the tip...

he was the one who played Joey in Crime Story yes that is the one anyway

Posted by: sven10077 at September 12, 2013 08:42 AM (9jfyN)

210 This Time! squirrel gets it.

Posted by: Boris Badenov at September 12, 2013 08:42 AM (6Q8SN)

211 >>Yeah, but a complete stranger used it before me. How do I know the previous owner didn't have a ritual of coming home after a day of work and promptly going over to the washer and masturbate into it? As a way to relieve stress? Unlikely, yes.. but you never know. How do you know I won't come over to your house while you are at work and rub one out in your new washer? You don't. And I do stuff like this. It pleases me.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 12, 2013 08:42 AM (g1DWB)

212 someone please distract Obama , We don't want Him messing with the economy.

Posted by: willow at September 12, 2013 08:42 AM (nqBYe)

213 First black president and the damn guy can't even dance. I mean, did you see his Syria speech?

Posted by: Marcus at September 12, 2013 08:42 AM (GGCsk)

214 I normally don't like to repeat these, but Giving Obama spending authority is like pinning $50K to a retard's shirt and sending him to downtown Detroit to buy you a car. Corky's not bringing you any change back. Or a car. Hookers, thieves, and con men are going to pick him to the bone while he claps his hands and hoots, "CHOCKIT ICE CWEAM! CHOCKIT ICE CWEAM!" Thanks, 52%. You pinned our economy to this fuckin retard's shirt.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at September 12, 2013 08:42 AM (nhcOa)

215 As I've mentioned before I'm in the process of buying a home for the first time. Going over the sale documents I noticed something odd. The seller is agreeing to leave behind their washer and dryer. I'm not sure I want that? Sounds gross. A lot of people do that, especially if they aren't using professional movers. They are unwieldy and take up a lot if space in a U-Haul. If the previous owners are downsizing, they made need smaller, stacked washer and dryer units.

Posted by: runningrn at September 12, 2013 08:42 AM (PLOz8)

216 Yeah, but a complete stranger used it before me. How do I know the previous owner didn't have a ritual of coming home after a day of work and promptly going over to the washer and masturbate into it? As a way to relieve stress? Unlikely, yes.. but you never know. Consumer Reports washer and dryer reviews. http://preview.tinyurl.com/mjbyd4z

Posted by: bonhomme at September 12, 2013 08:43 AM (yETln)

217

To everything spin, spin, spin

There is a season, spin, spin, spin

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Vexations and Peevishness to Go! at September 12, 2013 08:43 AM (hLRSq)

218 Frankly, when a Democrat has lost Chris Mathews, you've been dropped off in the wilderness. He pretty much called Obama incompetent. I think his guests were stunned.



Silly rabbit, the LibTard faithful may get their hearts broken by their god, but they will never forsake their god. You're laboring under the false assumptions that these fanatics are sane and rational and their politics ISN'T a religion.


You are wrong on all counts.

Posted by: Strife at September 12, 2013 08:43 AM (Ul1S7)

219 My family's health insurance goes tits up on Feb 1, when BC/BS abandons high deductible plans. Since our family company has to use individual plans I am preparing to get reamed. Thanks Barack, and to those retired government and current government employees in my extended family who voted for him....fuck you.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at September 12, 2013 08:43 AM (l3vZN)

220 184  Yeah, but a complete stranger used it before me. How do I know the previous owner didn't have a ritual of coming home after a day of work and promptly going over to the washer and masturbate into it? As a way to relieve stress? Unlikely, yes.. but you never know.

Posted by: Serious Cat at September 12, 2013 12:39 PM (UypUQ)


I would say even if he did it would not be a problem.  When I was in the Navy I often used PUBLIC launder matts. 

Posted by: Vic at September 12, 2013 08:43 AM (zZbNF)

221 Yeah, but a complete stranger used it before me. How do I know the previous owner didn't have a ritual of coming home after a day of work and promptly going over to the washer and masturbate into it? As a way to relieve stress? Unlikely, yes.. but you never know.
Posted by: Serious Cat
............
But since this is your first home, I'm betting you have used laundromat washers/dryers or apartment ones?  What's the diff?

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at September 12, 2013 08:43 AM (f9c2L)

222 148 Did you see the BLS numbers on jobs? Not only have they been making them up and adjusting after the fact, in the shadows. But this month, two states failed to report due to computer issues, BLS still reported the numbers and the dopey cheerleaders are saying it's a "good sign". I don't know. Maybe THEY are just STOOPID. Posted by: Marcus at September 12, 2013 12:34 PM (GGCsk) **************** I dunno--could be military moles at BLS who dropped the UE number to get Obama to cancel-- The Syria Stimulus.

Posted by: tasker at September 12, 2013 08:43 AM (r2PLg)

223 If I wanted to become a woman they cover that though.

Need to find a surgeon willing to state that skin removal is necessary for your transition.  Just schedule that surgery before the choppadicktomy.  O_O

Posted by: HeatherRadish™, BFD, ZOMG, WTF, BBQ, QED at September 12, 2013 08:43 AM (/kI1Q)

224 217 I normally don't like to repeat these, but Giving Obama spending authority is like pinning $50K to a retard's shirt and sending him to downtown Detroit to buy you a car. Corky's not bringing you any change back. Or a car. Hookers, thieves, and con men are going to pick him to the bone while he claps his hands and hoots, "CHOCKIT ICE CWEAM! CHOCKIT ICE CWEAM!" Thanks, 52%. You pinned our economy to this fuckin retard's shirt. EoJ for the win! Again!

Posted by: runningrn at September 12, 2013 08:43 AM (PLOz8)

225

"How do I know the previous owner didn't have a ritual of coming home after a day of work and promptly going over to the washer and masturbate into it?"

 

Normally, it's the kitchen appliances that receive all the masturbation. 

 

That and the doorknobs, window frames and of course, carpeting.

 

Are you sure you don't want to build new?

Posted by: jwest at September 12, 2013 08:43 AM (u2a4R)

226 You've never used a laundromat or a washer in a dorm?

Posted by: HeatherRadish™, BFD, ZOMG, WTF, BBQ, QED at September 12, 2013 12:41 PM (/kI1Q)

In a dorm, yes.  But never a public laundromat.

Posted by: Serious Cat at September 12, 2013 08:43 AM (UypUQ)

227 I must say my boy, you have this 'trickle down poverty' thing down pat

Posted by: Bill Ayers at September 12, 2013 08:44 AM (Pr6hk)

228 That's a joke.

Posted by: tasker at September 12, 2013 08:44 AM (r2PLg)

229 Jackstraw!  Oo

anyway wash a dishtowel with a gallon of bleach , repeat a few times.

Posted by: willow at September 12, 2013 08:44 AM (nqBYe)

230 Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at September 12, 2013 12:41 PM (0HooB) Wasn't Duncan Renaldo Romanian..nttawwt?

Posted by: BignJames at September 12, 2013 08:44 AM (HtUkt)

231 The "theme" to the Lone Ranger is the William Tell Overture.

Posted by: NotCoach


Thanks, Soledad.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at September 12, 2013 08:44 AM (s9AKD)

232 But since this is your first home, I'm betting you have used laundromat washers/dryers or apartment ones? What's the diff? I shudder to think what was put in the washers and dryers in my college dorm...

Posted by: runningrn at September 12, 2013 08:45 AM (PLOz8)

233 #193

To make that character work, you often have to make her so flat that she is utterly non-compelling and the audience can't really identify with her even if they are raging feminazis.

The only solution is to actually make her crazy, kind of like Kill Bill, and just be like, "Yeah, there's no such thing as the Awesome Warrior Queen Everyone Loves." She will be at best a tragic character, sympathetic perhaps. Orual in Lewis' 'Till We Have Faces' is kind of the archetype here.

Posted by: RiverC, White Chocolate Emancipator at September 12, 2013 08:45 AM (El+h4)

234 If the washer is an older design and it works well and you don't have water shortage issues keep it or give it to me. You'll never get a new one to clean clothes as well.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at September 12, 2013 08:45 AM (l3vZN)

235 How do I know the previous owner didn't have a ritual of coming home
after a day of work and promptly going over to the washer and
masturbate into it? As a way to relieve stress? Unlikely, yes.. but you
never know.



Bleach?

Posted by: EC at September 12, 2013 08:45 AM (GQ8sn)

236 > Need to find a surgeon willing to state that skin removal is necessary for your transition. Just schedule that surgery before the choppadicktomy. O_O

You are a devious woman, Ms. Radish.  I like the way you think. :-)

Posted by: Lemmenkainen, Freelance Warlord at September 12, 2013 08:45 AM (ZWvOb)

237 >You've never used a laundromat or a washer in a dorm? <

Icky.

You mean after the lady in front of you just did the sheets from her family member who can't stop shitting the bed or whose drug addled offspring shoots up and pisses themselves.

No.

Posted by: Marcus at September 12, 2013 08:45 AM (GGCsk)

238 148 Did you see the BLS numbers on jobs? Not only have they been making them up and adjusting after the fact, in the shadows. But this month, two states failed to report due to computer issues, BLS still reported the numbers and the dopey cheerleaders are saying it's a "good sign". I don't know. Maybe THEY are just STOOPID. Posted by: Marcus at September 12, 2013 12:34 PM (GGCsk) Even the cheerleaders didn't cheer for long. People have long looked past the UE and looked at the workforce participation numbers.

Posted by: AmishDude at September 12, 2013 08:45 AM (xSegX)

239 And the thumb-sucking, bed-wetting media applaud.

Fucktards.

Posted by: Sgt Hulka at September 12, 2013 08:45 AM (Tddzs)

240 Thanks, 52%. You pinned our economy to this fuckin retard's shirt.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at September 12, 2013 12:42 PM (nhcOa)

________________________

Sheer poetry.  I am wiping a tear from my eye right now.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at September 12, 2013 08:45 AM (32Ze2)

241 EC, Riki Rocketeer
http://youtu.be/6ePgEWZ1420

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at September 12, 2013 08:45 AM (XiIXQ)

242
Thanks, 52%. You pinned our economy to this fuckin retard's shit



Hey, you're welcome!


We still get our free shit so .. you know... it's all good.


Posted by: Uninformed And Unconcerned at September 12, 2013 08:46 AM (Ul1S7)

243 a ritual of coming home after a day of work and promptly going over to the washer and masturbate into it? As a way to relieve stress? You may have some projection issues. By the way, that same stranger owned your entire house before you.

Posted by: t-bird at September 12, 2013 08:46 AM (FcR7P)

244 #229

Public laundromat dryers are AMAZING.

I'm sorry, but it's simply true. The washers, meh. But the Dryers? WOW.

Posted by: RiverC, White Chocolate Emancipator at September 12, 2013 08:46 AM (El+h4)

245 >Yeah, but a complete stranger used it before me. How do I know the previous owner didn't have a ritual of coming home after a day of work and promptly going over to the washer and masturbate into it? As a way to relieve stress? Unlikely, yes.. but you never know.



do you really think this likely?

Posted by: Jones in CO at September 12, 2013 08:46 AM (8sCoq)

246 >>> 163 Keep the washer/dryer. Getting new ones bought, delivered, installed while in the midst of moving in sucks. Replace them later if need be. Agreed. Like Lemmenkainen said, we're still using the previous owners machines. Been 9 years now.

Posted by: fluffy at September 12, 2013 08:46 AM (z9HTb)

247 222 My family's health insurance goes tits up on Feb 1, when BC/BS abandons high deductible plans. Since our family company has to use individual plans I am preparing to get reamed.

Thanks Barack, and to those retired government and current government employees in my extended family who voted for him....fuck you.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at September 12, 2013 12:43 PM (l3vZN)



That is what I have now.  But as I understand it ALL of those types of plans are going away due to Obamacare.

Posted by: Vic at September 12, 2013 08:47 AM (zZbNF)

248 I'm still drunk from yesterday... so--kind of looking for someone to interpret the Vlad Valentine.

Posted by: tasker at September 12, 2013 08:47 AM (r2PLg)

249 There are women out there who are very good... Posted by: Romeo13 at September 12, 2013 12:40 PM (lZBBB) And yet most of the time action actresses only have half the muscle mass

Posted by: Yoshi, Aggrieved Victim of the White Man at September 12, 2013 08:47 AM (or6Gb)

250 Obama was the pivot man many times. Ask Reggie.

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 12, 2013 08:47 AM (sUMBr)

251 How do you know I won't come over to your house while you are at work and rub one out in your new washer? You don't. And I do stuff like this. It pleases me. In my head you sound like Peter Griffin. I hate Family Guy, so now I hate you. ; )

Posted by: bonhomme at September 12, 2013 08:47 AM (yETln)

252 When Barry says "Grow the middle class" he means that everyone should be working three part-time jobs.

Posted by: mrp at September 12, 2013 08:47 AM (HjPtV)

253 Thanks, Soledad. Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 12, 2013 12:44 PM (s9AKD) You're welcome.

Posted by: NotCoach at September 12, 2013 08:47 AM (rsudF)

254 He's done kick-ass work in action movies though. The King Arthur soundtrack is one of his best IMO.

Posted by: EC at September 12, 2013 12:18 PM (GQ8sn)

 

Man of Steel soundtrack was quite good.  Especially disc 2 on the deluxe edition.

Posted by: CDR M at September 12, 2013 08:47 AM (y67bA)

255 First thing to go are washer/dryer, carpets and toilets.

Posted by: Marcus at September 12, 2013 08:47 AM (GGCsk)

256 >You may have some projection issues. By the way, that same stranger owned your entire house before you.

Posted by: t-bird at September 12, 2013 12:46 PM (FcR7P)



that's true- Lord knows what he buried in the crawl space or out in the back yard

Posted by: Jones in CO at September 12, 2013 08:47 AM (8sCoq)

257 Oddest case of Tourette's Syndrome I've ever seen.  The President just keeps randomly saying the middle class. 

Posted by: no good deed at September 12, 2013 08:47 AM (k55Fc)

258 Me think Tonto not straight spending all that time with a 'lone ranger'... and him never accept invite to come to the ATL and give pale face girls in Buckhead the ol' Tomahawk Chop, IYKWIM

Posted by: Chief Nokahoma at September 12, 2013 08:47 AM (Pr6hk)

259 You may have some projection issues. By the way, that same stranger owned your entire house before you.

Posted by: t-bird at September 12, 2013 12:46 PM (FcR7P)


i know right?

think of the kitchen counters , living room floor, fgs the restroom!

Posted by: willow at September 12, 2013 08:48 AM (nqBYe)

260 As I've mentioned before I'm in the process of buying a home for the first time. Going over the sale documents I noticed something odd. The seller is agreeing to leave behind their washer and dryer. I'm not sure I want that? Sounds gross.

Posted by: Serious Cat at September 12, 2013 12:33 PM (UypUQ)

 

They are leaving their toilets too - that has to be grosser than anything found in the washer.

Posted by: tofer732 at September 12, 2013 08:48 AM (z3MpN)

261 In a dorm, yes. But never a public laundromat. +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ You should be safe then. College kids would never have jizz/feces/blood on their clothes or defile an appliance in any way

Posted by: TrOTUS at September 12, 2013 08:48 AM (LSJmV)

262 >>>177 Hopalong Cassidy was the coolest.<<
.

I was partial to Lash LaRue as well.

Posted by: Javems at September 12, 2013 08:48 AM (nTgAI)

263 I'd replace carpet before I'd replace a washer/dryer.  Carpet is full of the previous owner's dead skin and pet hair.

Posted by: Lemmenkainen, Freelance Warlord at September 12, 2013 08:48 AM (ZWvOb)

264 >> bonhomme at September 12, 2013 12:47 PM (yETln) Where did you say you lived?

Posted by: JackStraw at September 12, 2013 08:48 AM (g1DWB)

265 I expect this pivot to be small, incredibly small......

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 12, 2013 08:48 AM (LA7Cm)

266 When da Zero gets done with the economy, the Mexicans will be deporting us back north.

Posted by: maddogg at September 12, 2013 08:48 AM (xWW96)

267 what's that internet rule that says whatever you can think of, there's porn for it?

I guess that means washing machine porn

Posted by: Jones in CO at September 12, 2013 08:49 AM (8sCoq)

268 Thanks. From now on I will have to build a new home when moving.

Posted by: Marcus at September 12, 2013 08:49 AM (GGCsk)

269 You may have some projection issues. By the way, that same stranger owned your entire house before you. God only knows who he raped, killed and dismembered in the tub...

Posted by: runningrn at September 12, 2013 08:49 AM (PLOz8)

270 I'm looking for some hot top-loading action

Posted by: Jones in CO at September 12, 2013 08:49 AM (8sCoq)

271 But this month, two states failed to report due to computer issues

Apparently their phones were busted too.

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at September 12, 2013 08:49 AM (9MLX+)

272

If you took a blacklight through the house and saw all the bodily fluids splashed everywhere, you would run away screaming.

 

It's best not to think about it.

Posted by: jwest at September 12, 2013 08:49 AM (u2a4R)

273 In a dorm, yes. But never a public laundromat. You do know that half the socks those other guys threw into those machines were "happy socks". Right?

Posted by: bonhomme at September 12, 2013 08:50 AM (yETln)

274 spin cycle me

Posted by: Jones in CO at September 12, 2013 08:50 AM (8sCoq)

275 Pay no attention to the Russian giving the President of the United States a wedgie.

Posted by: AmishDude at September 12, 2013 08:50 AM (xSegX)

276 EC, Riki Rocketeer
http://youtu.be/6ePgEWZ1420

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at September 12, 2013 12:45 PM (XiIXQ)




Down twinkles for not taking the coat off.

Posted by: EC at September 12, 2013 08:50 AM (GQ8sn)

277 One should wear full HAZMAT gear when staying at a hotel.

Posted by: CDR M at September 12, 2013 08:50 AM (y67bA)

278 266 I'd replace carpet before I'd replace a washer/dryer. Carpet is full of the previous owner's dead skin and pet hair. You forgot old semen, vomit and urine. We pulled out all th carpet and to our surprise, found beautiful hardwood floors.

Posted by: runningrn at September 12, 2013 08:50 AM (PLOz8)

279 The last time that state failed to report scam was tried, it was a debacle.  You can only run that game for a month or two

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at September 12, 2013 08:50 AM (9MLX+)

280 Posted by: bonhomme at September 12, 2013 12:50 PM (yETln) crusty underwear

Posted by: BignJames at September 12, 2013 08:51 AM (HtUkt)

281 >Apparently their phones were busted too.<

They said the numbers were "manually" reported, but not included.

Whatever that means.

Posted by: Marcus at September 12, 2013 08:51 AM (GGCsk)

282 How do I know the previous owner didn't have a ritual of coming home after a day of work and promptly going over to the washer and masturbate into it? As a way to relieve stress? Unlikely, yes.. but you never know. Look, washterbation is perfectly normal, and many people do it, whether they admit or not. Stop judging me.

Posted by: perfectly normal guy at September 12, 2013 08:51 AM (M2qTM)

283 Did you see the BLS numbers on jobs? Not only have they been making them up and adjusting after the fact,

Hell, they aren't even calculating National Debt anymore.  Its been the same for 3 months or so.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 12, 2013 08:51 AM (sj9LN)

284 > You do know that half the socks those other guys threw into those machines were "happy socks". Right?

Only half? 

Posted by: Lemmenkainen, Freelance Warlord at September 12, 2013 08:51 AM (ZWvOb)

285 what's that internet rule that says whatever you can think of, there's porn for it?


Rule 34.

Posted by: EC at September 12, 2013 08:51 AM (GQ8sn)

286 Him: I have a PHA
Her: What's a PHA?
Him: Pretty Huge Agitator

Posted by: Jones in CO at September 12, 2013 08:51 AM (8sCoq)

287 My houses previous owner left his wife there and everything worked out just fine......

Posted by: Truck Monkey at September 12, 2013 08:51 AM (32Ze2)

288 279 Pay no attention to the Russian giving the President of the United States a wedgie. Posted by: AmishDude at September 12, 2013 12:50 PM (xSegX) **************** Ya--that's about what the only sober guy here said right before he left-- "no one is paying attention".

Posted by: tasker at September 12, 2013 08:51 AM (r2PLg)

289 If we're lucky, all this pivoting eventually digs a six-foot-deep hole.

Posted by: JEM at September 12, 2013 08:52 AM (o+SC1)

290 Funny piece.  I was wondering last week when the next pivot to the economy was coming.  These guys must get dizzy.

Posted by: flounder at September 12, 2013 08:52 AM (Kkt/i)

291 One should wear full HAZMAT gear when staying at a hotel CDR M, it's why I don't let the blankets or bedspreads touch my skin. Those are the absolute grossest thing ever.

Posted by: runningrn at September 12, 2013 08:52 AM (PLOz8)

292 First thing to go are washer/dryer, carpets and toilets.

Posted by: Marcus at September 12, 2013 12:47 PM (GGCsk)


shower, tub, counter tops, bathroom shower walls,  kitchen floor, elevator..


Posted by: willow at September 12, 2013 08:52 AM (nqBYe)

293 281 CDR M,

Amen...Empire of Jeff and I had a good time with that when I was ruminating on my 28 day stay eh?

Posted by: sven10077 at September 12, 2013 08:52 AM (9jfyN)

294 Did you hear that I named Dr. Gosnell as the head of my economic council?  Because my policies are an abortion


Try the veal

Posted by: Shecky Soetoro at September 12, 2013 08:52 AM (Pr6hk)

295 We pulled out all th carpet and to our surprise, found beautiful hardwood floors.

You see that a lot in older joints.  People went carpet crazy in the 60's and 70's and wall to wall'ed over some beautiful stuff

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at September 12, 2013 08:52 AM (9MLX+)

296 That is what I have now. But as I understand it ALL of those types of plans are going away due to Obamacare.
Posted by: Vic
--------

Our Medicare Advantage plan? Poof.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at September 12, 2013 08:52 AM (aDwsi)

297 The man pivots more than Rahm Emmanuel wearing a tutu and on a three day bender.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at September 12, 2013 08:53 AM (U4bcd)

298 Our Medicare Advantage plan? Poof.


He raped that one pretty good, stealing $700 billion out of it.

Posted by: EC at September 12, 2013 08:53 AM (GQ8sn)

299 I got my Cool Down technique down pat. I don't be ticklin' or nothin'.

Posted by: Jones in CO at September 12, 2013 08:53 AM (8sCoq)

300 If today's copyright laws were in effect at the time of Rossini's death, the Lone Ranger radio show could not have used the William Tell Overture as its theme song.

Posted by: AmishDude at September 12, 2013 08:53 AM (xSegX)

301 My wife just announced "it's stopped raining". Gotta love Colorado.

Posted by: jwb7605 [i](L.I.B.)[/i][/u][/b] at September 12, 2013 08:53 AM (Qxe/p)

302 > The last time that state failed to report scam was tried, it was a debacle. You can only run that game for a month or two<

Zerohedge has a good article where they compared the NFP and JOLTS numbers to the BLS prints.

It was a hilarious expose of the Obama BLS fraud.

Posted by: Marcus at September 12, 2013 08:53 AM (GGCsk)

303 shower, tub, counter tops, bathroom shower walls, kitchen floor, elevator..
Posted by: willow
----------

Swimming pool, 4-car garage.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at September 12, 2013 08:53 AM (aDwsi)

304 I guarantee you Barry actually breathes in deeply the immaculate bouquet of his own shit as his lackeys wipe his glorious ebony ass and then draw in close the sanctified sacramental tissue towards his divine nostrils.


Posted by: Strife at September 12, 2013 08:53 AM (Ul1S7)

305 Amish, i hope Putin is satisfied eating our lunch  and doesn't move onto dinner ,dessert , our allies, our country.

Posted by: willow at September 12, 2013 08:53 AM (nqBYe)

306

Buying a new shotgun. Believe it or not my wife TOLD me too!!!

 

http://tinyurl.com/mobuybl

Posted by: wrg500 at September 12, 2013 08:54 AM (kPeSM)

307 Where did you say you lived? I'm in the place with a cream-colored door. Come at me bro! (cue the chicken man vs Peter Griffin fight music)

Posted by: bonhomme at September 12, 2013 08:54 AM (yETln)

308 Posted by: Purp at September 12, 2013 12:52 PM (9MLX+) Good grief, that's awful. Hardwood is one of the best things you could do for a house.

Posted by: Yoshi, Aggrieved Victim of the White Man at September 12, 2013 08:54 AM (or6Gb)

309 Mike Hammer, the skies the limit!

Posted by: willow at September 12, 2013 08:54 AM (nqBYe)

310 Only Quentin Tarantino could do TFG's bio successfully.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 12, 2013 08:54 AM (Fauor)

311 or is that  the sky is the limit?

Posted by: willow at September 12, 2013 08:54 AM (nqBYe)

312 If today's copyright laws were in effect at the time of Rossini's death, the Lone Ranger radio show could not have used the William Tell Overture as its theme song. Posted by: AmishDude
------------

.... without paying royalties.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at September 12, 2013 08:54 AM (aDwsi)

313

Part of the ritual of buying your first house is to have sex with the wife in every room. 

 

You get extra points if you include closets and complete it in one day.

Posted by: jwest at September 12, 2013 08:55 AM (u2a4R)

314 Strife, you didn't have to do that...

Posted by: t-bird at September 12, 2013 08:55 AM (FcR7P)

315 RE: other people's washer/dryer

On a more serious issue, the dryer isn't hooked to an exhaust exit, the unit is a sealed condo, so instead it just directs into a plastic container with some water. But when the home inspector ran it on a test the space started smelling like a laundromat. I know they make dryers with internal lint/exhaust receptacles to collect the lint (and the semen).

Posted by: Serious Cat at September 12, 2013 08:55 AM (UypUQ)

316 Buying a new shotgun. Believe it or not my wife TOLD me too!!!


I'm in the market for one too.

Trying to decide on an 870 or a 500 series.

Posted by: EC at September 12, 2013 08:55 AM (GQ8sn)

317

187:    He'd    have   to   move    Putz    aside    to   gain    access    to   that    area   and    we    all    know    how    successful    he's    been    pushing   Vlad    around ....

  

My    wife    accused    me    of   having   "political    tourettes"    -     whenever   I   hear    news    out     of      DC    I    swear    loudly   &   continuously    and    convulse     uncontrollably.

Posted by: 1bulwetweft - sigh. at September 12, 2013 08:55 AM (g+Cz1)

318 I predict a pivot to tee off time real soon.

Posted by: Sphynx at September 12, 2013 08:55 AM (OZmbA)

319 I'm actually surprised that the Lone Ranger remake didn't have the movie culminate in a gay marriage between The Masked Man and the Noble Savage.

Posted by: runningrn at September 12, 2013 08:55 AM (PLOz8)

320 and definitely don't buy a used car.

Posted by: willow at September 12, 2013 08:56 AM (nqBYe)

321 Part of the ritual of buying your first house is to have sex with the wife in every room.


Extra points if you do it in a show home.

Posted by: EC at September 12, 2013 08:56 AM (GQ8sn)

322 On a more serious issue, the dryer isn't hooked to an exhaust exit, the unit is a sealed condo, so instead it just directs into a plastic container with some water. But when the home inspector ran it on a test the space started smelling like a laundromat. I know they make dryers with internal lint/exhaust receptacles to collect the lint (and the semen).
Posted by: Serious Cat
---------------

Well..., that sucks...., and blows, at the same time.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at September 12, 2013 08:56 AM (aDwsi)

323 >Trying to decide on an 870 or a 500 series.<

870 is very reliable and 500 is inexpensive for home defense.

But I went with the M4 Benelli

Posted by: Marcus at September 12, 2013 08:57 AM (GGCsk)

324 317 Part of the ritual of buying your first house is to have sex with the wife in every room.

You get extra points if you include closets and complete it in one day.

Posted by: jwest at September 12, 2013 12:55 PM (u2a4R)



Yeah, but whose wife?

Posted by: Billy Jeff Clinton at September 12, 2013 08:57 AM (OZmbA)

325 >>On a more serious issue, the dryer isn't hooked to an exhaust exit, the unit is a sealed condo, so instead it just directs into a plastic container with some water. But when the home inspector ran it on a test the space started smelling like a laundromat. I know they make dryers with internal lint/exhaust receptacles to collect the lint (and the semen). You still have to vent it. If you can't find a way to get a vent to the outside you are stuck with the bucket.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 12, 2013 08:57 AM (g1DWB)

326 Good grief, that's awful.

I've seen peel-and-stick vinyl tile slapped over hardwood floors.  It can get even worse than carpet...

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at September 12, 2013 08:57 AM (9MLX+)

327 I've done this: I moved after 14 years, and thought it a good time to just leave the old washer and dryer and buy new ones delivered to the new home, rather than move the old ones.

Besides, that idea about jacking off in the washer is just silly. That's what the dishwasher is for.

Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at September 12, 2013 08:57 AM (DLu2s)

328

Posted by: Yoshi, Aggrieved Victim of the White Man at September 12, 2013 12:54 PM (or6Gb)

 

Our house has some great looking hardwood, including Peg and board in the fireplace room (which is a huge room BTW)

It shows the signs of having had carpet over it at one point though (especially upstairs where someone did a real shitty tacking job).

Thankfully it's in relatively good shape other than that.  So there's not a lick of carpet in the house anymore (excluding area rugs of course, which are a different thing).

And only one patch of vinyl that makes up the foyer and kitchen (but it's decent looking so we'll deal with later.)

Posted by: tsrblke at September 12, 2013 08:57 AM (GaqMa)

329

Posted by: EC at September 12, 2013 12:55 PM (GQ8sn)

 

Semi-auto 12 ga standard 2 5 round mags. after market 10 rd mag. What amazes me was no begging involved!

http://tinyurl.com/mobuybl

 

Posted by: wrg500 at September 12, 2013 08:57 AM (kl3xJ)

330 Part of the ritual of buying your first house is to have sex with the wife in every room.


.... before you put the curtains up.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at September 12, 2013 08:57 AM (aDwsi)

331 serious cat first floor condo or?

Posted by: willow at September 12, 2013 08:58 AM (nqBYe)

332 But I went with the M4 Benelli


I want a pump.  Nothing against the autos.  Maybe I could get a 930. 


I don't know.

Posted by: EC at September 12, 2013 08:58 AM (GQ8sn)

333 BTW, I have said for years now that the best thing coming out of Hollywood these days are the soundtracks. Our modern-day version of the opera, and like the opera, I suspect that the music will last longer than the stories it was created to accompany.

Posted by: Grey Fox at September 12, 2013 12:31 PM (8WcGj)

 

I've been sucked into listening to orchestral soundtracks. It started when I heard Clint Mansell's 'Lux Aeterna' in the movie 'Requiem For A Dream'--which is, by the way, one of the most beautifully made and unendurably tragic film I've ever seen. After that, I got hooked on John Murphy's work, whose 'Adagio in D Minor' that plays in the films 'Kick-Ass' and 'Sunshine' gets played over and over again. It's an earworm, but in a good way.

 

Strange the evolution/progression of what we consider classical music would end with movie soundtracks.

Posted by: troyriser at September 12, 2013 08:58 AM (V9ol4)

334

a ritual of coming home after a day of work and promptly going over to the washer and masturbate into it? As a way to relieve stress?

 

I'd stay out of the crawlspace, if I were you.  Just to be careful.



Posted by: Randolph Scott, ridin' the trail alone at September 12, 2013 08:58 AM (zF6Iw)

335

Besides, that idea about jacking off in the washer is just silly. That's what the dishwasher is for.

 

For realz!  I seriously need a break.

Posted by: The Stove at September 12, 2013 08:58 AM (NF2Bf)

336

"...the dryer isn't hooked to an exhaust exit, the unit is a sealed condo, so instead it just directs into a plastic container with some water."

 

I've never heard of a dryer that isn't vented in some manner.

Posted by: jwest at September 12, 2013 08:59 AM (u2a4R)

337 320>> I have had Two 870s for many many years.  Nothing bad to say about them.  Simple, easy to clean, reliable. You take care of it and it will do what you want for decades.

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at September 12, 2013 08:59 AM (EGPJQ)

338 I definitely prefer carpet to hardwood floors, IYKWIMAITYD.

Posted by: Countrysquire at September 12, 2013 08:59 AM (LSJmV)

339 But I went with the M4 Benelli I've got a Benelli SuperNova. I likes it.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 12, 2013 08:59 AM (yETln)

340 I know they make dryers with internal lint/exhaust receptacles to collect the lint (and the semen).



That'd be handy. Real handy.

Posted by: Billy Jeff Clinton at September 12, 2013 08:59 AM (OZmbA)

341 >I want a pump. Nothing against the autos. Maybe I could get a 930. <

Nothing says "I love you" quicker to multiple intruders like semi-auto 00 Buck.

Hence the semi auto...

Posted by: Marcus at September 12, 2013 08:59 AM (GGCsk)

342 so is an unbelievably small military strike similar to meting a bunga bunga sentence with a cocktail weenie?

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 12, 2013 08:59 AM (Z9EHQ)

343 I haven't seen this much pivot since that cum-dumpster Lisa Sparks took 919 cocks eight-ways-to-Sunday in every bean-hole and in every gloriously gaping meat-socket.




*sip*

Posted by: Strife at September 12, 2013 08:59 AM (Ul1S7)

344 Yes but. The William Tell Overture was the theme for The Lone Ranger because the boss at WXYZ radio was so cheap he was unwilling to pay for any music not in the public domain. And this is where the classical catalogue really shines.

I went ahead and listened to the Zimmer version. OK, in a bad enough mood now. What do 101% of young  moderns hate-hate-hate about opera and major orchestral music? It's too long. So you take the one thrilling, concise overture in the entire ouevre and stretch it out a little.  There's a lot more Rossini you could have put in there, goofball. Didn't have to play it all twice.

Now what in the world would Ace like about the Lone Ranger. John Reid wasn't born a Ranger. He was away. At law school. In (ISYN) Detroit.

William Boyd, Duncan Reynaldo, Clayton Moore and to a lesser extent Guy Williams shared a fascinating obsession: they played characters so noble that they patterned the rest of their lives after them, put aside childish things, and set out to be models for their young fans. I think the reason H'wd won't make real versions of other heroic stories is that about one prominent actor doing that today could bring the whole house of cards tumbling about their shoulders.

Also, Ayn Rand was a bitch about script control.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at September 12, 2013 09:00 AM (JNUY4)

345 You see that a lot in older joints. People went carpet crazy in the 60's and 70's and wall to wall'ed over some beautiful stuff 1969, our house was built. Our neighbors across the street got all excited and ripped out their carpet, and they didn't have any. Their house was built a couple years later. The bad thing though, about houses our age are the popcorn ceilings. Ugh!

Posted by: runningrn at September 12, 2013 09:00 AM (PLOz8)

346 319  On a more serious issue, the dryer isn't hooked to an exhaust exit, the unit is a sealed condo, so instead it just directs into a plastic container with some water. But when the home inspector ran it on a test the space started smelling like a laundromat. I know they make dryers with internal lint/exhaust receptacles to collect the lint (and the semen).

Posted by: Serious Cat at September 12, 2013 12:55 PM (UypUQ)


You can not run a dryer w/o an outside vent.  The mold and mildew will run you out of the house.

Posted by: Vic at September 12, 2013 09:00 AM (zZbNF)

347 I love carpet , until it's actually walked on. then i want it out.

Posted by: willow at September 12, 2013 09:00 AM (nqBYe)

348 Part of the ritual of buying your first house is to have sex with the wife in every room. ---- I didn't, but by that time there was a 2 year severe decline in having sex at all. Followed by divorce 15 years later. But did do it with the new GF in the new apt. after that.

Posted by: UWP at September 12, 2013 09:00 AM (vj51i)

349 I have hadTwo 870s for many many years. Nothing bad to say about them. Simple, easy to clean, reliable. You take care of it and it will do what you want for decades.

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at September 12, 2013 12:59 PM (EGPJQ)



What is the deal with the newer 870 Expresses?  I keep hearing things about how the Express ones nowadays are made with cheaper, lower quality parts.  I've been told to get an older 870 before Remington cheaped out on them.

Posted by: EC at September 12, 2013 09:00 AM (GQ8sn)

350 The lint trap ain't the same as the exhaust.  Punch a hole in the wall and get a proper exhaust fitted.  The parts and pipe are very cheap and its a pretty quick job with frame walls.  Concrete, you'll need to do a bit more to chip out the opening and patch

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at September 12, 2013 09:00 AM (9MLX+)

351 .... without paying royalties. Posted by: Mike Hammer at September 12, 2013 12:54 PM (aDwsi) ...to Rossini's great-grandchildren. He died in the 1860s. More likely, of course, the royalties would have to be paid to some corporation.

Posted by: AmishDude at September 12, 2013 09:01 AM (xSegX)

352 Wasn't it Recovery(less) Summer #5 we just left behind?

Posted by: backhoe at September 12, 2013 09:01 AM (ULH4o)

353

".... before you put the curtains up."

 

We heard of rich people who could afford curtains in the first year, but never actually met them.

Posted by: jwest at September 12, 2013 09:01 AM (u2a4R)

354

...

 

Note to self:  never use any of the major appliances in a fellow Moron or Moronette's home.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Chelsea [/i][/s][/u][/b] at September 12, 2013 09:01 AM (4df7R)

355

Posted by: jwest at September 12, 2013 12:59 PM (u2a4R)

 

Is there any reason you'd have to vent an electric dryer other than the heat and humidity? (Gas is obviously a different story).

Heck, I've got a cousin who did some HVAC work, and said that during the winter you can unhook your dryer vent to keep the house humidity up.

(The problem with that aforementioned hardwood, we actually got down to 19% relative humidity last winter in the house.)

Posted by: tsrblke at September 12, 2013 09:01 AM (GaqMa)

356 Carpet is not even comfortable to doink on. It's a useless dirt mat.

Posted by: Marcus at September 12, 2013 09:01 AM (GGCsk)

357 over under on who gets to the san fernando valley first? elizabeth obagy anthony weiner sydney leathers obama? weiner and leathers may be able to take their time since the already have porn names.

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 12, 2013 09:01 AM (Z9EHQ)

358 328 >> and whose house?

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at September 12, 2013 09:01 AM (EGPJQ)

359 running, scraper and spray bottles, joint compound to smooth out towel , sandpaper
messy but worth it.

Posted by: willow at September 12, 2013 09:02 AM (nqBYe)

360 I love carpet , until it's actually walked on. then i want it out


Oh my...

Posted by: EC at September 12, 2013 09:02 AM (GQ8sn)

361

Posted by: backhoe at September 12, 2013 01:01 PM (ULH4o)

 

We are now moving to our  Winter of Discontent V.

Posted by: wrg500 at September 12, 2013 09:02 AM (mwctc)

362 It shows the signs of having had carpet over it at one point though (especially upstairs where someone did a real shitty tacking job). We had ours refinished and had the guys put hardwood in the kitchen at the same time, so it all matches.

Posted by: runningrn at September 12, 2013 09:03 AM (PLOz8)

363 Posted by: troyriser at September 12, 2013 12:58 PM (V9ol4) Video game soundtracks are getting good, too. In particular, Halo and Starcraft II.

Posted by: Yoshi, Aggrieved Victim of the White Man at September 12, 2013 09:03 AM (or6Gb)

364 Besides, that idea about jacking off in the washer is just silly. That's what the dishwasher is for.

Yeah, but you don't have to schedule date nights or remember the birthday of the washing machine like you do your dish washer.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™, BFD, ZOMG, WTF, BBQ, QED at September 12, 2013 09:03 AM (/kI1Q)

365 TFG just loves him some jargon that sounds all "businessy" and decisive. My personal retch-favorite of late: speaking of some Important Idea that his "team" would be "running to ground."

Posted by: NYC Parent at September 12, 2013 09:03 AM (HEo6y)

366 The bad thing though, about houses our age are the popcorn ceilings.

Lotta new houses get that -- its to hide the inept sheetrock/taping job.  Apparently getting competent sheetrock jobs is more expensive than the popcorn when painting.

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at September 12, 2013 09:03 AM (9MLX+)

367 on the no drier outlet thing , I have to laugh, we moved in and there was not a drain for the washer although the lines 220 for drier etc was there.

we had to jackhammer out the floor find the sewer lines  pipe em in.

Posted by: willow at September 12, 2013 09:04 AM (nqBYe)

368

323 -

 

(taking notes)

Posted by: Ang Lee at September 12, 2013 09:04 AM (TOk1P)

369

>> EC

 

  Mine are both 20+ years old.  Not Express models... I ca't speak to them.  A good gun shop will steer you right though.

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at September 12, 2013 09:04 AM (EGPJQ)

370 serious cat first floor condo or?

Posted by: willow at September 12, 2013 12:58 PM (nqBYe)

Ground floor, so yes.  I wish it was upper so that I had a view.

Posted by: Serious Cat at September 12, 2013 09:04 AM (UypUQ)

371 And the Syrian government and the "rebels" collectively exhale in relief upon learning that President Ritalin has spotted a squirrel....

Posted by: Manolo at September 12, 2013 09:05 AM (NAlbk)

372 My houses previous owner left his wife there and everything worked out just fine...... Did the CSI guys fill in the holes they dug?

Posted by: Brother Cavil, not a frog at September 12, 2013 09:05 AM (naUcP)

373 Video game soundtracks are getting good, too. In particular, Halo and Starcraft II. Michael Giacchino started doing video game soundtracks.

Posted by: AmishDude at September 12, 2013 09:05 AM (xSegX)

374 The 870's had problems with ejections. I can be fixed with a better quality extractor. But why have to do that on a new one? Plus there were some reported rust issues. Not sure if that is widespread.

Posted by: Marcus at September 12, 2013 09:05 AM (GGCsk)

375 * correction, not ground * first but there are units in the basement.

Posted by: Serious Cat at September 12, 2013 09:05 AM (UypUQ)

376

Wasn't Duncan Renaldo Romanian..nttawwt?

 

Three minutes of exhaustive Intarwebz research reveals that DR was not sure where he was born, but his earliest memories are of Romania.  I also didn't know he was arrested for   illegal  entry into the US.

 

It's almost  like we had a law against that at one time.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at September 12, 2013 09:05 AM (0HooB)

377

Posted by: jwest at September 12, 2013 01:01 PM (u2a4R)

 

We got shades and blinds up in year 1 does that count?

0 Curtaints though.

And 2 of the binds are faux wood (2 are real, and the 3 shades are cellular).

 

We also took the curtains we had from the townhome and hung those up in 2 rooms. (Standard curtains from Kohls' on an adjustable rod.)

We have 1 curtain from Kohl's we bought for the sliding glass door, again with an adjustable rod, cost about $35.  It doesn't look great but it gets the job done.

(We didn't have much of a choice, we're an east/west facing house and have some nosy neighbors behind us. So between the beating sun, and the stares in the kitchen, we accelerated our plans on that.)

Only 2 rooms don't have something, my office (well it has a tension rod and some cheap curtains on it that came with the house)

and the empty room (Which has nothing at all).

Posted by: tsrblke at September 12, 2013 09:05 AM (GaqMa)

378 So how long until The Smoking Gun has a story involving a laundromat?

Posted by: fluffy at September 12, 2013 09:05 AM (z9HTb)

379 The Tiger Beat media just swoon when I say the word "calculus".

Posted by: President Calculate and his paste eating side kick "Shot Gun " Joey at September 12, 2013 09:05 AM (mETGQ)

380 towel=trowels  or whatever

Posted by: willow at September 12, 2013 09:06 AM (nqBYe)

381 #379

And then there was

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yx-4tweTLh0

Posted by: RiverC, White Chocolate Emancipator at September 12, 2013 09:06 AM (El+h4)

382

a ritual of coming home after a day of work and promptly going over to the washer and masturbate into it? As a way to relieve stress?

 

Imagine the thought process that goes on behind this.  "Boy, what a nice house!  I can't wait until I can be alone with my Kate Upton pics.  But where?

 

**snaps fingers**

 

The Kenmore!  That saucy little bitch is just sitting there with her wide open top and adjustable water temperature. . .hey, and there's a setting for 'extra-large load!'  Woo-hoo!  PARTAY!!"



Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 12, 2013 09:06 AM (zF6Iw)

383 serious cat if your drier is on an outside wall you can just cut through it

Posted by: willow at September 12, 2013 09:06 AM (nqBYe)

384 Posted by: tsrblke at September 12, 2013 12:57 PM (GaqMa) Man, you're lucky. My parents got hardwood in the kitchen/living room several years ago in a remodeling, only to have it dented by some sloppy appliance men

Posted by: Yoshi, Aggrieved Victim of the White Man at September 12, 2013 09:07 AM (or6Gb)

385 250 222 My family's health insurance goes tits up on Feb 1,
when BC/BS abandons high deductible plans. Since our family company
has to use individual plans I am preparing to get reamed.



Thanks Barack, and to those retired government and current
government employees in my extended family who voted for him....fuck
you.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at September 12, 2013 12:43 PM (l3vZN)


That is what I have now. But as I understand it ALL of those types of plans are going away due to Obamacare.
============
Yup. It's true. No more high deductible plans; no more health savings account plans.

You think Obamacare was a big FU to the middle class? It was an even bigger FU to the self-employed who relied upon the HSA plans to keep their health costs low.

Really thinking about handing the $5k a year to a doctor for my primary and preventative care and leaving everything else to the emergency room--the bill for which I will never, ever pay.

Posted by: RoyalOil at September 12, 2013 09:07 AM (VjL9S)

386 306 >
The last time that state failed to report scam was tried, it was a debacle. You can only run that game for a month or two<

Zerohedge has a good article where they compared the NFP and JOLTS numbers to the BLS prints.

It was a hilarious expose of the Obama BLS fraud.
========
post a link?

Posted by: RoyalOil at September 12, 2013 09:08 AM (VjL9S)

387 106 Johnny Depp looks like a bunny with a pancake on his head. Both look equally silly on camera http://tinyurl.com/m75jjlr

Posted by: crisis du jour at September 12, 2013 09:08 AM (xviIo)

388

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 12, 2013 01:06 PM (zF6Iw)

 

 

Not to metion that much need wide opeing.

Posted by: wrg500 at September 12, 2013 09:08 AM (kl3xJ)

389 Hate to tear you all away from your washing machines, but there's a new post up...

Posted by: runningrn at September 12, 2013 09:08 AM (PLOz8)

390

Concerning not venting a dryer in the winter to increase humidity...

 

What you're shooting for with humidity is an even 35% or better.  Not venting a dryer will give you 100% for a few hours and then down to less than 20%.

 

Your wood cabinets, trim and floors will turn into pretzels.

Posted by: jwest at September 12, 2013 09:08 AM (u2a4R)

391 Obama is just borrowing a page from the Clinton playbook. Remember when Slick Willie got caught with his pants down and every day he would say 'ah got to get back to doing the work of the American people'? About the same time Hillary began to grab him by the ears every Sunday and march his ass off to church.

Posted by: Schrödinger's cat [/i] at September 12, 2013 09:08 AM (U2UQk)

392 So how long until The Smoking Gun has a story involving a laundromat? Posted by: fluffy +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Don't know when, but you know it'll be in Florida.

Posted by: Countrysquire at September 12, 2013 09:08 AM (LSJmV)

393 >>serious cat if your drier is on an outside wall you can just cut through it If its a condo you better check the bylaws. In many condos you own from the studs in, the outside is common property.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 12, 2013 09:09 AM (g1DWB)

394 > I definitely prefer carpet to hardwood floors, IYKWIMAITYD.

Posted by: Countrysquire at September 12, 2013 12:59 PM (LSJmV)


let's not start that war again!

Posted by: Jones in CO at September 12, 2013 09:09 AM (8sCoq)

395 When President Ritalin and his clown circus starts talking about the economy and "helping the middle class," my wallet leaps out of my back pocket, runs out to the back yard, and tries to bury itself....

Posted by: Manolo at September 12, 2013 09:10 AM (NAlbk)

396 397

Obama is just borrowing a page from the Clinton playbook.

Remember when Slick Willie got caught with his pants down and every day he would say 'ah got to get back to doing the work of the American people'? About the same time Hillary began to grab him by the ears every Sunday and march his ass off to church.




Yeah, but I never let her grab me by the ears on saturday night, if you know what I mean . . .

Posted by: Billy Jeff Clinton at September 12, 2013 09:10 AM (OZmbA)

397 let's not start that war again! Posted by: Jones in CO +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ But it's a mound I choose to die on...

Posted by: Countrysquire at September 12, 2013 09:10 AM (LSJmV)

398

Posted by: Yoshi, Aggrieved Victim of the White Man at September 12, 2013 01:07 PM (or6Gb)

It's not perfect, most of it is, there's some odd dents in the room with the stairwell, perhaps they had a stair lift or something at some point.

Posted by: jwest at September 12, 2013 01:08 PM (u2a4R)

 

The dryer is in the (unfinished) basement, I probably should have mentioned that, considering it was a requirement of his suggestion.

Posted by: tsrblke at September 12, 2013 09:10 AM (GaqMa)

399 >Don't know when, but you know it'll be in Florida.

Posted by: Countrysquire at September 12, 2013 01:08 PM (LSJmV)



gotta love those internet stories- they all begin the same way:


"A Florida man..."

Posted by: Jones in CO at September 12, 2013 09:10 AM (8sCoq)

400 On a more serious issue, the dryer isn't hooked to an exhaust exit That's great for your indoor crops, but I don't see how anyone else thought it was a good idea.

Posted by: t-bird at September 12, 2013 09:10 AM (FcR7P)

401 "Apparently getting competent sheetrock jobs is more expensive than the popcorn when painting."

Roger that. That's why just about every hotel room has a popcorn ceiling; all they do is box the seams of the precast floors with taping mud, dump the texture in the finish paint, and fire up the hopper.

Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at September 12, 2013 09:10 AM (DLu2s)

402

"We got shades and blinds up in year 1 does that count? "

 

My daughter just took down the last beach towel covering the kid's window after about a year and half of living there.

Posted by: jwest at September 12, 2013 09:11 AM (u2a4R)

403 new post

Posted by: willow at September 12, 2013 09:12 AM (nqBYe)

404 Even Hans Zimmer did the Modern Warfare 2 soundtrack.

Posted by: CDR M at September 12, 2013 09:12 AM (JSetw)

405 Both people that I know who saw the Lone Ranger liked it.

The fact that these two people are my brother and my mother-in-law tells me something, though.


Posted by: Damn Sockpuppet at September 12, 2013 09:13 AM (YmPwQ)

406 For electric dryers, there is a junction box available so they can vent inside for the winter only. I used one for years, and it was great. Finally succumbed to the much lower operating cost of gas, and no, you don't vent those inside. Then blew $1K on a whole-house humidifier that coked up daily from boiling tapwater. I learned.

In a pinch, you can replace one pane of a basement window with a plate, and use flex vent to go through that. Just don't let the traveling NYT correspondent see that.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at September 12, 2013 09:14 AM (JNUY4)

407 Speaking of wasting money on trains.

<<A sweeping plan to add a park, jumbo display screen, retail stores and a public plaza to the $79.3 million rail hub being built near Target Field will get the go-ahead Thursday from the Hennepin County Board.

The new hub, to be called Target Field Station, will be MinnesotaÂ’s version of New York CityÂ’s Grand Central Terminal when it opens next year, Twins President Dave St. Peter said Wednesday.

“All things rail lead to this station,” he said.>>


http://www.startribune.com/local/minneapolis/223399161.html


Posted by: Buzzsaw at September 12, 2013 09:14 AM (wrS2o)

408 The lint trap ain't the same as the exhaust. Punch a hole in the wall and get a proper exhaust fitted. The parts and pipe are very cheap and its a pretty quick job with frame walls. Concrete, you'll need to do a bit more to chip out the opening and patch

Posted by: Purp at September 12, 2013 01:00 PM (9MLX+)

Unpossible in my situation.  It is a condo in a converted 150 year old stone structure:

"The four-story stone building dates from the first half of the nineteenth century, when it was built to house a private academy for men. A Catholic order purchased the school in 1857 and renamed it Rock Hill College. The college was destroyed by fire in 1923, but a combined elementary and high school for Ellicott City was built within its 18-inch-thick stone walls by 1926. That school closed in 1976, after Worthington Elementary School opened on Roundhill Road.

The interior of the stone building was burned out again in 1982, but its walls remained."

Posted by: Serious Cat at September 12, 2013 09:14 AM (UypUQ)

409 Time My first turn in the Barrel

Posted by: Buzzsaw at September 12, 2013 09:15 AM (wrS2o)

410 "The interior of the stone building was burned out again in 1982, but its walls remained."  >> unfortunately, this means I'm unlikely to find old hardwood floors under the carpet or tile.

Posted by: Serious Cat at September 12, 2013 09:16 AM (UypUQ)

411

An unvented dryer is a disaster waiting to happen.  Vent it outside. 

 

As for the porno uses of appliances my advice is:

 

1. Never while operating

2. Always 'ground' yourself

3. Rinse well afterward

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at September 12, 2013 09:18 AM (EGPJQ)

412 Posted by: Serious Cat at September 12, 2013 01:14 PM (UypUQ) Sounds like you need more serious firepower.

Posted by: Yoshi, Aggrieved Victim of the White Man at September 12, 2013 09:18 AM (or6Gb)

413

Posted by: jwest at September 12, 2013 01:11 PM (u2a4R)

 

Eh, All I got is two things:

1) We put less money down so we could dump more cash into the house itself

and

2) The townhome we had prior had relatively low rent, and so we were stockpiling money for the home purchase.

As I said, we assembled 2 rooms out of curtains we had from the townhome (Prefabs aren't all that expensive).

I'd have to add up everything else again, but IIRC it was less than $900 for the other windows (2 in the kitchen, 2 in the family room, 1 huge bay in the dining room, 1 in the bedroom and 1 in the master bath.)

It sounds like a lot, but we did it in chunks over 8 months or so. (Installs were all ourselves with the help of my parents.)

On the flip side though, we've done 0 landscaping beyond annuals and the driveway still needs to be resurfaced.  Priorities.

Posted by: tsrblke at September 12, 2013 09:18 AM (GaqMa)

414 354 EC,

The Expresses are just less ably finished is all...

you can polish them or pay a good gunsmith to "finish the gun"...

they're usually quite fuinctional though

Posted by: sven10077 at September 12, 2013 09:19 AM (9jfyN)

415

>> Buzzsaw

Heard that on the radio this morning.  As a resident of MN, this is yet another waste of money.  The area where this would be built is a dump.  The warehouses just NW of there is known as the 'ghey havens'.  That's where said appliance porn tricks are perfected.

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at September 12, 2013 09:20 AM (EGPJQ)

416 The warehouses just NW of there is known as the 'ghey havens'. That's where said appliance porn tricks are perfected.>>

So Loring park for poor people?

Posted by: Buzzsaw at September 12, 2013 09:24 AM (wrS2o)

417 The Expresses are just less ably finished is all...

you can polish them or pay a good gunsmith to "finish the gun"...



What do you mean?  I'm paying for a new gun that isn't "complete"?

Posted by: EC at September 12, 2013 09:26 AM (GQ8sn)

418 > What do you mean? I'm paying for a new gun that isn't "complete"?

The wood isn't as shiny, etc.  Fully functional.

Posted by: Lemmenkainen, Freelance Warlord at September 12, 2013 09:28 AM (ZWvOb)

419 Recovery Summer IV is already a failure

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 12, 2013 09:28 AM (e8kgV)

420 Unpossible in my situation. It is a condo in a converted 150 year old stone structure:

Most old buildings like that have very tall windows.  Frame one's opening down a bit and fit an insulated plywood filler box on top you can route the vent through.  If it was rehab'd that framing down to smaller window openings may have already been done for thermal efficiency reasons.

There's always a diamond core drill too...but that would be expensive

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at September 12, 2013 09:29 AM (9MLX+)

421 The wood isn't as shiny, etc. Fully functional.


I don't care about the wood.

Posted by: EC at September 12, 2013 09:29 AM (GQ8sn)

422 423 EC,

No you're paying for a weapon with less TLC in the finishing....

mechanically sound, but not as lovingly crafted...

let me show you something.

http://tinyurl.com/mt94po7

1873 peacemaker


http://tinyurl.com/dx92vmx

also 1873 peacemakers...

hell one could argue the Ubertis are in fact better than the originals but the craftsmanship in finishing is what lends the firearm its beauty and elegance...

I own several pieces of western kit....

not one is as dolled up as a coach gun I once had...

flowery engraving and "my heaven is a great hell" in wonderful calligraphy....

that cost four times the cost of the shotgun.

Posted by: sven10077 at September 12, 2013 09:34 AM (9jfyN)

423 427 EC,

Then get the chambers polished and the extractor checked and you're golden...

hell I am putting synthetic on my 870

Posted by: sven10077 at September 12, 2013 09:35 AM (9jfyN)

424 No you're paying for a weapon with less TLC in the finishing....

mechanically sound, but not as lovingly crafted...

let me show you something.

http://tinyurl.com/mt94po7

1873 peacemaker


http://tinyurl.com/dx92vmx

also 1873 peacemakers...

hell one could argue the Ubertis are in fact better than the originals but the craftsmanship in finishing is what lends the firearm its beauty and elegance...

I own several pieces of western kit....

not one is as dolled up as a coach gun I once had...

flowery engraving and "my heaven is a great hell" in wonderful calligraphy....

that cost four times the cost of the shotgun.

Posted by: sven10077 at September 12, 2013 01:34 PM (9jfyN)



That kind of stuff goes right over me.  I am not buying works of art.  I am buying weapons to possibly kill someone threatening me.  Putting bling on guns, IMO, is stupid. 


I want something that will never fail when I pull the trigger.

Posted by: EC at September 12, 2013 09:39 AM (GQ8sn)

425 430 EC,

and I'm not a snaob EC I agree with you utility is beauty to me...

that said the "baseline" finishing was a lot better in years past because consumers demanded more.

I like the Ithaca37 by the way in shotguns b/c of durability and consistency.

Posted by: sven10077 at September 12, 2013 09:42 AM (9jfyN)

426 Only thing Obama is pivoting on is Putin's dick.

Posted by: Michelle Chewbama at September 12, 2013 09:44 AM (EX+sq)

427 and I'm not a snaob EC I agree with you utility is beauty to me...


Those old-time Peacemakers are for show cases, never to be actually fired.  Fully functional yes, but never to be tested. 

I'm looking at a 590 right now.  20", 8+1, GR sight.  $600.

Posted by: EC at September 12, 2013 09:46 AM (GQ8sn)

428
I think the correct phrase is: Obama to "shift back OVER the economy again". He threw it under the bus years ago and he keeps backing up and running over it again and again.

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at September 12, 2013 12:23 PM (pDRpv)








Rule #2
Double-Tap

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 12, 2013 09:48 AM (TIIx5)

429 433 EC,

"Bar-b-q guns"...of course some gauchos and pistoleers did carry their pretty gals...

Hickock's Navy '51s were awfully arthouse....

anyway I liked my coach gun....but for "work" prefer the pump.

Posted by: sven10077 at September 12, 2013 09:49 AM (9jfyN)

430 Why are we always trying to grow the middle class?

Can't we replace it with something like a rich-but-not-as-rich-as-the political class-so-they-can-stay-our-"betters" class?

Posted by: Texas99 at September 12, 2013 09:49 AM (GlBgT)

431 I think Oweblamer is being completely honest and accurate when he says he wishes to grow the Middle Class.

He just dosen't mention that he intends to source the new members of the middle class from the upper class as he gifts money to people who won't work or are unfit for employment.

Posted by: TSgt Ciz at September 12, 2013 09:54 AM (xcAaF)

432
   Someone mentioned Ithaca 37, no doubt knowing it would bring me out of the woodwork.

   IMHO, unequaled for reliability and accuracy.  Been using one for a hella long time.

Posted by: irongrampa at September 12, 2013 10:02 AM (SAMxH)

433 438 Irongrampa,

a true classic

Posted by: sven10077 at September 12, 2013 10:21 AM (9jfyN)

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