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December 07, 2013

Another Hollywood Disappointment [OregonMuse]
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OK, so I watched this trailer here:

...and I thought, hey, this looks pretty good. Maybe we're actually going to get a big-budget Biblical spectacle that doesn't suck.

Also, the way this trailer is structured, it looks like the movie is going to be a more or less straightforward retelling of the familiar Bible story.

Doesn't it?
But then I read this, and my hopes were dashed.

And for a more complete analysis, written by a Christian screenwriter who somehow managed to get hold of the script, read this.

It's is a long article, but you can just glance through it to get the gist. And if this is the script that Aronofsky actually used when he was filming, then the trailer is completely deceptive.

I don't often pay to see a first-run movie in the theater. I think 'The Hobbit' was the last one I actually went out to see. Movies these days just aren't worth the time or expense. 'Noah' might have been an exception. I might have gotten my fat butt up out of the Barcalounger and plunked down my $8 (or whatever tickets go for these days) at the theater because it looked like it could have been worth it.

But not now.

So the movie industry will have to find a way to scrape by without my $8. I am encouraged that the verdict of the test audiences who were shown this movie was that it blew chunks. So the suits at Paramount now have a $150 million stinker on their hands, and they need to decide what they're going to do with it. I don't think there's any way they're going to be able to polish up this turd enough to attract the audience numbers they would like to see, but who knows, look who got elected President.

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Posted by: Mallfly at December 07, 2013 10:05 AM (bJm7W)

2 And Tea Partier Noah laughs at all the black people as they drown, or something, right?

Posted by: --- at December 07, 2013 10:07 AM (MMC8r)

3 Noah will have a multi racial family....that all have phDs.

Posted by: BignJames at December 07, 2013 10:07 AM (j7iSn)

4 Let me guess, Noah is an environmentalist.

Posted by: digitalbrownshirt at December 07, 2013 10:09 AM (Yx4EH)

5 Does Jennifer get naked?

Posted by: Ogleman at December 07, 2013 10:11 AM (//hi2)

6 Oh yeah, and God's punishment will be for fracking and global warming, instead of sexual perversion and idolatry.

Posted by: digitalbrownshirt at December 07, 2013 10:12 AM (Yx4EH)

7 Noah's gotta be vegan, right? The ark would have been empty otherwise.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at December 07, 2013 10:13 AM (18r9d)

8 So it's going to be like the TV series, "Lost," except cast with Jews?

Posted by: Fritz at December 07, 2013 10:14 AM (TKFmG)

9 It does have a rap score, right? Or something by Lady Gaga or Seal? Or a funny monkey sidekick? Well, it's gotta have fart jokes.

Posted by: --- at December 07, 2013 10:14 AM (MMC8r)

10 Let me guess, Noah is an environmentalist. Yeah, pretty much.

Posted by: OregonMuse at December 07, 2013 10:14 AM (fd0Pp)

11 Only Whorywood can turn a biblical epic into environmental propaganda.

Posted by: Vic at December 07, 2013 10:15 AM (RlOaM)

12 Those bible belt buffoons won't go to see our excellent product.

Posted by: Movie Mogul at December 07, 2013 10:16 AM (S+wJC)

13 Eight dollars?!?!?

It has been a while for you, my friend. It's twelve at my local.

Posted by: Andrew X at December 07, 2013 10:16 AM (r/Dlx)

14 Wot no Mooslims. This shall not stand.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at December 07, 2013 10:16 AM (xq1UY)

15 instead of sexual perversion and idolatry. Come on. It's Hollywood. Sexual perversion and idolatry are their core values.

Posted by: --- at December 07, 2013 10:17 AM (MMC8r)

16 Funny thing is, my wife and I used to love to go to movies. Besides eating out, (at a restaurant), that was our primary amusement. I seriously can't tell you the last movie we went to a theater to see. I *think* it was "Skyfall", so at least a year ago? We typically rent movies from the library. I really don't enjoy funding the left. I really don't like participating in the economy. We pretty much buy what we need. That's it.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at December 07, 2013 10:18 AM (18r9d)

17 I predict it will be a failure of epic proportins, much like the SCOAMF's tyranical reign.

Posted by: Gmac-Waiting for the impending collapse of-This movie at December 07, 2013 10:21 AM (4pjhs)

18 Russell MacGuffin wants you to know his MacGuffin is supreme.

Posted by: Fritz at December 07, 2013 10:21 AM (TKFmG)

19 19 Russell MacGuffin wants you to know his MacGuffin is supreme. Posted by: Fritz at December 07, 2013 02:21 PM (TKFmG) I had an Egg MacGuffin for breakfast this morning.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 07, 2013 10:22 AM (UAMVq)

20 Noah will return in NOAH II: Noah Against the World Crime League

Posted by: --- at December 07, 2013 10:24 AM (MMC8r)

21 21 Noah will return in NOAH II: Noah Against the World Crime League Posted by: --- at December 07, 2013 02:24 PM (MMC8r) The ark has an oscillation overthruster?

Posted by: Insomniac at December 07, 2013 10:25 AM (UAMVq)

22 Hollywood went to hell the day Jennifer Conelly got her breast reduction surgery

Posted by: DAve, el patron(izer) at December 07, 2013 10:25 AM (b7yum)

23 From Oregon Muse's 2nd link:

"IÂ’ve also watched with great anticipation as a post-Passion of The Christ Hollywood tries to come to grips with how to reach the massive faith-friendly audience and IÂ’m concerned about the phenomenon that I see, which is films being developed for that audience by people who donÂ’t understand it and are thus destined to fail. Then when they do fail, as expected, smug Hollywood executives declare Â“See, that audience doesnÂ’t really exist.Â”

Posted by: mama winger at December 07, 2013 10:25 AM (P6QsQ)

24

Green alligators and long-necked geese
Some humpty backed camels and some chimpanzees
Some cats and rats and elephants, but sure as you're born
Don't you forget My unicorns

Posted by: The Big Guy at December 07, 2013 10:25 AM (S+wJC)

25 O/T, but does anyone know of a listing of non-union produced goods? I threw a query at Bing, but no luck...I do know Vlasic and (now) Hostess are non-union, but that's about the extent.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at December 07, 2013 10:26 AM (18r9d)

26 More propaganda that we ought to tax out of existence. Repeal the Hollywood tax cuts!!!!

Posted by: D-Lamp at December 07, 2013 10:27 AM (bb5+k)

27 Still waiting for their big Mohammed biopic.

Posted by: --- at December 07, 2013 10:30 AM (MMC8r)

28 One would think that Paramount, which is run Jewish executives, Brad Grey grew up in a Jewish Brooklyn home, would show more respect. BUT, PC RULES BABY!

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 07, 2013 10:30 AM (0FSuD)

29 OMG I read the Christian screenwriter's synopsis of the film. Truly terrible (the film, not the screenwriter).

Here's a quote that illustrates Ace's point from earlier this week:

... postmodernists fancy playing God and changing the meaning of texts to suit their agenda because they believe language creates reality. Therefore, itÂ’s okay to Â“make the Bible say what we want it to say.Â” This is manipulative narcissistic nonsense...

Posted by: mama winger at December 07, 2013 10:32 AM (P6QsQ)

30 26 O/T, but does anyone know of a listing of non-union produced goods? I threw a query at Bing, but no luck...I do know Vlasic and (now) Hostess are non-union, but that's about the extent Rule of thumb. If it's built in a "Right to Work" state, it's non union. Exceptions, UPS, HQ ATL, and the airlines.

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 07, 2013 10:32 AM (0FSuD)

31 We typically rent movies from the library. I really don't enjoy funding the left. I really don't like participating in the economy. We pretty much buy what we need. That's it. Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at December 07, 2013 02:18 PM (18r9d) And this is precisely the sort of thing all of us needs to keep doing. Buy used movies from Goodwill. Rent Foreign movies. Pirate movies if you dare. Do not fund the left wing propaganda creators of Hollywood. If your money must go to a communist movie producer, let it be a foreign one.

Posted by: D-Lamp at December 07, 2013 10:33 AM (bb5+k)

32 Belize? Panama? Or Ecuador?

decisions, decisions.

Posted by: noone, really at December 07, 2013 10:33 AM (5ikDv)

33 $8? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Try $13 or more...

Posted by: @ParisParamus at December 07, 2013 10:33 AM (Gcm3A)

34 Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at December 07, 2013 02:26 PM (18r9d) Michelin US is non-union.

Posted by: BignJames at December 07, 2013 10:34 AM (j7iSn)

35
"One of the women on the ark is pregnant, and Noah decides that if it is a boy, it can live, but if it is a girl, he must kill it. We canÂ’t have more of those nasty little virus-like humans swarming the earth. So most of the last half of the script is a family killer thriller like Sleeping With the Enemy, that asks the dark dramatic movie question Â“will Noah kill the child if it is a girl or not?Â”

No TV and no beer make Noah -- something -- something.

Go crazy?

Don't mind if I do! Woo hoo woo hoo!

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 07, 2013 10:34 AM (kdS6q)

36 24 From Oregon Muse's 2nd link: "Hollywood tries to come to grips with how to reach the massive faith-friendly audience and IÂ’m concerned about the phenomenon that I see, which is films being developed for that audience by people who donÂ’t understand it and are thus destined to fail. " I guess believers aren't part of their diversity outreach.

Posted by: fluffy at December 07, 2013 10:34 AM (Ua6T/)

37 But as the days of Noah were, so shall also the coming of the Son of man be.

Posted by: noone, really at December 07, 2013 10:36 AM (5ikDv)

38 read articles at both links (skimmed the 2nd one a bit).

Did anyone in the film industry really think that Noah carried that much of a story? I'm surprised they haven't gotten around to Lot's two daughters getting him drunk and having sex with him; they can weave that together with Abraham and his other wife. Old People and Sex -- yum.

Posted by: Mallfly at December 07, 2013 10:36 AM (bJm7W)

39 OMG

Noah has himself become a bit psychotic, an environmentalist or animal rights activist who concludes that people do not deserve to survive because of what theyÂ’ve done to the environment and to animals. Noah deduces that GodÂ’s only reason for his family on the boat is to shepherd the animals to safety, Â“and then mankind disappears. It would be a better world.Â”

He concludes that there will be no more births in this family so that when they start over in the new world, they will eventually die out, leaving the animals in a humanless paradise of ecoharmony and peace.

As Noah says, Â“The creatures of the earth, the world itself, shall be safe.Â”

OMG

Posted by: mama winger at December 07, 2013 10:37 AM (P6QsQ)

40 by the way, in Jewish tradition, sex was not allowed on the ark. Shortish long story.

Posted by: Mallfly at December 07, 2013 10:38 AM (bJm7W)

41 33 Belize? Panama? Or Ecuador? decisions, decisions. Ecuador? WTF, it's now a communist country. Keep up. Not a choice. Belize? Harlem runs a nation, but they speak English. Lagos in Central America, crooked as shit. Panama. Lot's of nice hookers. Crowded on West Coast, East Coast is Black. Costa Rica is an option as is Columbia.

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 07, 2013 10:38 AM (0FSuD)

42 26 O/T, but does anyone know of a listing of non-union produced goods? Mount Olive pickles (and peppers, relish, things like that) are made in eastern NC. Probably a good bit of illegal alien labor but not union.

Posted by: traye at December 07, 2013 10:40 AM (mLcRC)

43 @42
good info , thanks!

~~Ecuador?~~ USA? WTF, it's now a communist country.
ftfy

I have heard that Costa Rica is overrun with expat Americans and the prices are going way up.

Posted by: noone, really at December 07, 2013 10:40 AM (5ikDv)

44 Global warming, an iceberg, Nazis, time portals, dinosaurs, and a talking chimp who does all the math?

Posted by: eman at December 07, 2013 10:42 AM (AO9UG)

45 I have heard that Costa Rica is overrun with expat Americans and the prices are going way up. True dat. Hookers use to cost $60, now $100. Some asshole fucked that up.

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 07, 2013 10:42 AM (0FSuD)

46 We just went to see hunger games (call me an anti-statist subversive) I saw the Noah trailer and said to the wife, "wow, we might see two movies in one year." Nope. I am not even a Christian.

Posted by: traye at December 07, 2013 10:45 AM (mLcRC)

47 Fuck the eco-nazis

Posted by: FlatbushJoe at December 07, 2013 10:46 AM (ZPrif)

48 ....a movie made by someone outside of their community that was insulting, degrading and contrary to their deeply held beliefs and values." Sounds like one to miss.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 07, 2013 10:46 AM (BC6cY)

49 Russell Crowe as Noah. Upon reading that my funny meter must have blown all it's fuses cause I ain't laughing.

Posted by: SpongeBobSaget at December 07, 2013 10:46 AM (kxSZr)

50 how did "Avatar" do at the box office? I don't know, but if it was a hit, this version of Noah might get some of that audience.

Posted by: Mallfly at December 07, 2013 10:46 AM (bJm7W)

51 A repeat broadcast from the preceding thread: Ace's McGuffinization post is linked the Headlines at Hot Air. Congratulations Ace. Well done.

Posted by: Arbalest at December 07, 2013 10:47 AM (FlRtG)

52 >>> Well, obviously the geniuses who thought it would be awesome to make a movie of a story from the Bible as a mechanism to reach those stupid hillbilly Xtians with leftward propaganda. We need to tip off Walmart so when the studio tries to recover their losses in DVD sales, Walmart only takes this stinker on consignment.

Posted by: fluffy at December 07, 2013 10:47 AM (Ua6T/)

53 I saw the preview for this when we went to see Catching Fire. I was interested in how they would portray a Biblical, Christian story, considering Whorywood is so anti-God, anti-Christian in their messages these days, and like you, I was shocked to see that it looked like they were going to stick with the Biblical story.

I'm saddened, but not surprised, to see that the trailer is obviously misleading. Oh well, another movie I can avoid.

As for going to the movies, we only go when it's something we really want to see, otherwise we find a copy to stream or buy the DVD when it comes out. We're lucky enough to have a Movie Tavern in our area, $5 for a matinee (anything before 4:30pm) and $7.75 for evening movies. They have a full bar and kitchen and the seating is at tables, so you can have a meal, drink while you enjoy your movie.

Posted by: DangerGirl, home sweet home at December 07, 2013 10:48 AM (GrtrJ)

54 Hollyweird makes crap, film @ 11.

you can file this story under "Duh".

i mean really: how delusional do you have to be to think these assholes would do anything else with the subject matter?

Posted by: redc1c4 at December 07, 2013 10:48 AM (q+fqH)

55 Umm Noah is not a Christian story.

Posted by: Y-not at December 07, 2013 10:50 AM (zDsvJ)

56 Saw the Sight and Sound version of Noah - was a little heavy on the evangelical paradigm, but good.

Posted by: Jean at December 07, 2013 10:51 AM (Y8t25)

57 Â“Christianity is our foe. If animal rights is to succeed we must destroy the Judeo Christian religious tradition.Â”

--- Peter Singer, the Â“Father of Animal Rights.Â”

Posted by: mama winger at December 07, 2013 10:52 AM (P6QsQ)

58 Here are their choices. 1) Make the movie a respectful film version of the text. 2) Make a parody or satire. 3) Make it a scifi version (see Star Gate) 4) Make a hostile version But, don't try to mix them up or pretend you did one thing when you clearly did another. Christians and other people of faith are not stupid.

Posted by: eman at December 07, 2013 10:52 AM (AO9UG)

59

Ninjas on jetskies chase Noah around the Ark.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 07, 2013 10:53 AM (kdS6q)

60 The Christian Bible as SciFi.
Lotta good material in there.

There's sex, violence, magic, betrayal, redemption, politics, all good stuff.

Posted by: It's Science Fiction all the way back. at December 07, 2013 10:54 AM (3k81T)

61 I'm seeing a 'Waterworld' redux.

Posted by: --- at December 07, 2013 10:54 AM (MMC8r)

62 The people who believe that our Constitution is a "living, breathing document", adaptable to new conditions and changeable to fit our fancy, obviously believe that the Bible is the same.

Think "Oliver Stone's The Bible."

(The character of God would be dropped, to be replaced by "Joseph and the Technicolor Dreamcoat". For the diversity, ya' know.)

Posted by: bobby b at December 07, 2013 10:54 AM (raEg6)

63 61 eman, Well not all, anyway.

Posted by: sven10077 at December 07, 2013 10:54 AM (9jfyN)

64 Ninjas on jetskies chase Noah around the Ark. Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 07, 2013 02:53 PM (kdS6q) He's saved at the last second by a pod of dolphins. With whom Noah speaks with ease. "Thank you, my old friends."

Posted by: eman at December 07, 2013 10:55 AM (AO9UG)

65
by the way, in Jewish tradition, sex was not allowed on the ark. Shortish long story.
Posted by: Mallfly

Get Emma Watson on an Ark for 30 days and 30 nights -- and no sex?

I don't think so Tim.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 07, 2013 10:56 AM (kdS6q)

66 Will Al Gore be in cameo role as God?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 07, 2013 10:56 AM (BC6cY)

67 Get Emma Watson on an Ark for 30 days and 30 nights -- and no sex? I don't think so Tim. Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 07, 2013 02:56 PM (kdS6q) Nervous goats and sheep could make keeping an even keel a bit tricky.

Posted by: eman at December 07, 2013 10:58 AM (AO9UG)

68 re 68: I didn't say there was no sex, I said the tradition was that it was not allowed.

Posted by: Mallfly at December 07, 2013 10:59 AM (bJm7W)

69 >>> by the way, in Jewish tradition, sex was not allowed on the ark. Shortish long story. What kind of story; Talmud or Borscht Belt?

Posted by: fluffy at December 07, 2013 10:59 AM (Ua6T/)

70 One would think that Paramount, which is run Jewish executives, Brad Grey grew up in a Jewish Brooklyn home, would show more respect.

BUT, PC RULES BABY!

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 07, 2013 02:30 PM (0FSuD)

The first link makes it sound as if Paramount wants to remain closer to the actual Bible story, counting on that for a better box office, and it's the director who wants to depart from that so they're 'working through artistic differences.'

Posted by: Retread at December 07, 2013 10:59 AM (cHwk5)

71
Vegan Animal Hospital PETA member Noah. Yeah that's the ticket.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 07, 2013 11:00 AM (caCiW)

72 I saw Noah and the Arks' open for eco-nazis at Oman Arena in 84'....

Posted by: Dash Ripp-Rock at December 07, 2013 11:00 AM (GjPnA)

73 Apparently they screened it an an "eco Church Conference" and it did well, so perhaps they assume it will do well with most Jews and Christians of religious faith.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 07, 2013 11:00 AM (BC6cY)

74 68 maybe not in the bedroom but mos def in the bathroom

Posted by: DAve, el patron(izer) at December 07, 2013 11:01 AM (b7yum)

75 I'm down to MAYBE one theatrical release per year; most years, it's zero. Even if the movies aren't specifically designed to offend me, as many of them seem to be, they are usually so poorly written that I can't sit through to the end.

Posted by: PabloD at December 07, 2013 11:01 AM (u4D9J)

by the way, in Jewish tradition, sex was not allowed on the ark. Shortish long story.

That's what the Holodeck is for!

Posted by: Will Riker at December 07, 2013 11:01 AM (it8hv)

77 Will Emma Watson be allowed to throw her cigarette butts overboard?

Posted by: Turd in the Punchbowel, er, I Mean Punchbowl at December 07, 2013 11:01 AM (vHRtU)

78 He's saved at the last second by a pod of dolphins. With whom Noah speaks with ease. "Thank you, my old friends." Eeeee EeeeeClik clik eeee eeee eeee! FIFY Posted by: naturalfake at December 07, 2013 03:01 PM (KBvAm) That's the modern dialect. Back then you would have another click at the end.

Posted by: eman at December 07, 2013 11:02 AM (AO9UG)

He's saved at the last second by a pod of dolphins.

With whom Noah speaks with ease.

'Don't Rape me, sea-Bro.'

Posted by: Noah at December 07, 2013 11:02 AM (it8hv)

80 Moar Seth Rogan!

Posted by: eman at December 07, 2013 11:03 AM (AO9UG)

81 The first link makes it sound as if Paramount wants to remain closer to the actual Bible story, counting on that for a better box office, and it's the director who wants to depart from that so they're 'working through artistic differences.' I think that's right, and my point is, I don't think there's any way they're going to be able to do this without massive re-shooting and re-editing, i.e. make a whole new movie. I don't think that's going to happen, but we'll see.

Posted by: OregonMuse at December 07, 2013 11:03 AM (fd0Pp)

82 From that script rundown, it sounds like it won't even be worth killing the electrons you'd slaughter pirating it.

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/s] at December 07, 2013 11:03 AM (UVadJ)

83 Anyone whoÂ’s been hanging out or selling goods at craft shows over the past few decades knows that there is a ready made audience for Â“NoahÂ’s ArkÂ” items. KidsÂ’ toys, the ark with play figures, quilted items, clothing, wood carvings, painted items, books: these are all reliable sellers year after year. People love the Â“NoahÂ’s ArkÂ” story and the symbolism behind it, even if they arenÂ’t particularly religious. Why canÂ’t Hollywood comprehend the marvelousness of this story? Why are they so afraid of catering to this audience?

Posted by: Elinor at December 07, 2013 11:04 AM (TCqhy)

84 Yeah, yeah, yeah. So does Hermione get naked or what?

Posted by: SARDiver at December 07, 2013 11:04 AM (7AQbW)

85 I wonder if Hollywood realizes how much money they leave on the table by deliberately not making films that appeal to conservatives, be they church-goers or not.

Posted by: mama winger at December 07, 2013 11:04 AM (P6QsQ)

86 Noah Wan Kenobi? C'mon, it could work!

Posted by: eman at December 07, 2013 11:05 AM (AO9UG)

87 Running Man was just on TV. Arnold Schwarzenegger is an awful actor. [Mark Levin voice: activated] There, I said it! I axe you, does Teh Horde realize how many great stories for the big screen that Arnold has ruined? Think about it. Think of all the good action scifi stories wasted on the likes of Schwarzenegger and Stallone. Yeah, him, too. Predator. Commando. Terminator. Eraser. Rambo. Total Recall. Agree or really agree?

Posted by: soothsayer at December 07, 2013 11:07 AM (imJu1)

'Do I have to bring the gay Penguins, too?

I mean, not that there's anything wrong with that...they're just such Queens.

Not at all like the gay Zebra. I could have a beer with those guys.

Posted by: Noah at December 07, 2013 11:07 AM (it8hv)

89 World-wide flood? You've got Me now.

Posted by: Barack at December 07, 2013 11:08 AM (Ua6T/)

90 Arnold Schwarzenegger? His he the guy with millions that has to fuck an ugly Mexican maid for sex? That Arnold?

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 07, 2013 11:08 AM (0FSuD)

91 Actually I took heart when I read the article. Paramount realizes that straying too far away from audience core beliefs about the story and God would destroy the movie market value. If the money understands that, I have confidence that serious heresy will be avoided.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose at December 07, 2013 11:09 AM (TOGBD)

92 They have to get Milli-Vanilli to do the soundtrack for this.

Posted by: garrett at December 07, 2013 11:09 AM (it8hv)

93 And for a non religious take on it in which observant Jews and fundamentalists are castigated-surprise, surprise: http://tinyurl.com/lq9m97m Sounds like the special effects will be great. ho hum.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 07, 2013 11:09 AM (BC6cY)

94 re 72 and 80:

from a translation of the "Midrash":

The sexes of both man and the lower animals were meant to be separated in the ark during the deluge. This is clear from the way in which they entered the ark: first Noah and his three sons went in, and then their wives separately (Gen. vii. 7). But when they came out of the ark after the flood, God commanded Noah, "Go out of the ark, thou and thy wife, thy sons and their wives" (Gen. viii. 16), thus putting the sexes together again. Ham among the human beings, and the dog among the lower animals, disregarded this injunction and did not separate from the opposite sex in the ark. The dog received a certain punishment, and Ham became a black man

[http://www.sacred-texts.com/jud/mhl/mhl05.htm]

as Johnny Carson would have said, interesting interesting stuff.

Posted by: Mallfly at December 07, 2013 11:09 AM (bJm7W)

95
Maybe they'll throw in those crazy animals from "Madagascar" or at least those goats thrown into those u tube music videos.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 07, 2013 11:11 AM (caCiW)

96 >>> 'Do I have to bring the gay Penguins, too? How many species of penguin did we lose because Noah gathered gay pairs?

Posted by: fluffy at December 07, 2013 11:11 AM (Ua6T/)

97

Noah (2014)

Cast

The Dove Returning with the Olive Branch ---- Gilbert Gotfried (voice)

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 07, 2013 11:11 AM (kdS6q)

98 Can't wait for the version of Christ's life where He is a Nubian community organizer who is fighting to ensure that the Roman invader government becomea as huge and oppressive as possible while enauring universal health care. The God of Abraham, Issac and Jacob, and the entire concept of redemption and reconciliation with God will be absent. But the trailer. Will make it look like the Biblically accurate story. To Hell with Hollywood.

Posted by: Sharkman at December 07, 2013 11:11 AM (IAzMJ)

99 The sexes of both man and the lower animals were meant to be separated in the ark during the deluge. The Ark ran on rum, sodomy, and the lash.

Posted by: --- at December 07, 2013 11:12 AM (MMC8r)

100

As an aside, it is an actual religious movie for leftists. Enviro is their religion.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 07, 2013 11:12 AM (caCiW)

101 It's funny how the eco-religion has to borrow Judeo-Christian heroes to tell their story.

Posted by: mama winger at December 07, 2013 11:12 AM (P6QsQ)

102

The Ark ran on rum, sodomy, and the lash.

There was a barrel on the Ark.

Posted by: garrett at December 07, 2013 11:13 AM (it8hv)

103 Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 07, 2013 03:12 PM (caCiW) That's true . The director says Global warming is the biggest issue facing the planet.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 07, 2013 11:13 AM (BC6cY)

104 The Dove Returning with the Olive Branch ---- Gilbert Gotfried (voice) I LOL'd

Posted by: fluffy at December 07, 2013 11:14 AM (Ua6T/)

105 At the end of Running Man when Arnold puts Cpl Newkirk in the cart, Newkirk tells Arnold to go to hell. Arnold retorts: "I don't do requests." The line is cheesy but okay. But Arnold can't even deliver it! His timing and intonation was that of an amateur. He sucks. He ruined the line and I don't understand how the director tolerated it. You know what? I'll bet that was the 'best' take and the director said screw it.

Posted by: soothsayer at December 07, 2013 11:14 AM (imJu1)

106 Didn't Mel Gibson make a movie following the religious texts of Christ's Passion? What happened to him in the Hollywood community -- although because his movie was faithful and respectful to all available sources, it was wildly successful. Most moviemakers would look at his subsequent problems with Hollywood and decide that even the money wasn't worth it.

Posted by: Mustbequantum at December 07, 2013 11:15 AM (MIKMs)

107 Emma Watson, latest Hollyweird child victim turned adult dope whore...

Posted by: Turd in the Punchbowel, er, I Mean Punchbowl at December 07, 2013 11:16 AM (vHRtU)

108 It's all a lie because there weren't and African Slaves or Mexicans to build the boat.

Posted by: Mr. Wizard at December 07, 2013 11:16 AM (MhA4j)

109 Arnold's 'Get too duh choppuh!' is a tour de force.

Posted by: --- at December 07, 2013 11:17 AM (MMC8r)

110 60 Â“Christianity is our foe. If animal rights is to succeed we must destroy the Judeo Christian religious tradition.Â” --- Peter Singer, the Â“Father of Animal Rights.Â” Posted by: mama winger at December 07, 2013 02:52 PM (P6QsQ) ------------------------------------- Peter Singer is an honest man. He even admits that he is a hypocrite. He advocates exterminating the elderly demented but confesses that he could not do that to his own mom, who is old and loopy now. No matter how wicked, a man who still cares about Truth is not totally lost. I don't expect him to find the way, but I pray that he does one day.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at December 07, 2013 11:17 AM (dfYL9)

111 and "I'm a cop, you idiot!" was great in Red Heat yet another great action yarn ruined by Arnold and Jim Belushi I think

Posted by: soothsayer at December 07, 2013 11:18 AM (imJu1)

112 Most moviemakers would look at his subsequent problems with Hollywood and decide that even the money wasn't worth it.

When you personally make $500M from a movie because HWood didn't want to finance it, you can do whatever the hell you want. Including telling HWood to kiss your ass.

Gibson behaved atrociously, but I really doubt he gives a tinker's damn what the Spielbergs, Scorceses, and Tarantinos of the world think.

Posted by: pep at December 07, 2013 11:19 AM (6TB1Z)

113 Did Arnold do "It's not a toomah!" too? Is that his? I forget where that's from but you maroons say it a lot.

Posted by: soothsayer at December 07, 2013 11:20 AM (imJu1)

114 OMG Posted by: mama winger at December 07, 2013 02:37 PM (P6QsQ) That Noah would have fit nicely in the Obama Administration. Hi Rons.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at December 07, 2013 11:20 AM (XIxXP)

115 I'm just glad they were able to keep Soothie's relatives away form the monkeys.

Posted by: garrett at December 07, 2013 11:20 AM (it8hv)

116 Paramount could double their audience if they get Eddie Murphy to do the wise-crackin' animal voice-overs.

Posted by: Fritz at December 07, 2013 11:21 AM (TKFmG)

117 and "I'm a cop, you idiot!" was great in Red Heat yet another great action yarn ruined by Arnold and Jim Belushi I think Posted by: soothsayer at December 07, 2013 03:18 PM (imJu1) The only thing I ever saw ole Jimmy in that I liked was Curly Sue.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at December 07, 2013 11:21 AM (XIxXP)

118 They should remake ALL of Arnold's movies with better actors.

Posted by: soothsayer at December 07, 2013 11:21 AM (imJu1)

119 Peter Singer is an honest man.

He even admits that he is a hypocrite.
He advocates exterminating the elderly demented but confesses that he could not do that to his own mom, who is old and loopy now.

Sorry, I can't agree with you on that. He's really saying that important people like him don't have to play by the rules that the proles do. It's always about social status with these people.

Posted by: pep at December 07, 2013 11:21 AM (6TB1Z)

120

"Mount Olive pickles (and peppers, relish, things like that) are made in eastern NC. Probably a good bit of illegal alien labor but not union."

There are more Haitians living in Mt Olive now than Mt Olivians. Thx to the Poultry Processing plants. Enjoy your turkey this Thanksgiving?

Posted by: New 3rd world hellhole at December 07, 2013 11:21 AM (pJMWm)

121 They should remake ALL of Arnold's movies with Brian Dennehy ~~better actors~~.

Posted by: garrett at December 07, 2013 11:22 AM (it8hv)

122 So can we Riff Trax this movie already?

Oh wait, the Horde is already doing it.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 07, 2013 11:22 AM (kFy87)

123 Why is Noah wearing a buttoned shirt and jeans? Shit, I don't think pants were even evented yet.

Posted by: Dr. Jesse Pinkman at December 07, 2013 11:22 AM (kkbgQ)

124

25Who changed the truth of God into a lie, and worshipped and served the creature more than the Creator. Romans 1 : 25

Also Hollywood : 20:13

Posted by: Havedash at December 07, 2013 11:22 AM (ToMJU)

125 From a cursory glance at the comments I would think this movie is...

wait for it ... The Shining at Sea? "Here's Johnny!"

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 07, 2013 11:23 AM (kFy87)

126 If I were Noah, there wouldn't be a monkey, shark, or snake today.

Posted by: soothsayer at December 07, 2013 11:23 AM (imJu1)

127 Sorry, I can't agree with you on that. He's really saying that important people like him don't have to play by the rules that the proles do. It's always about social status with these people. Posted by: pep at December 07, 2013 03:21 PM (6TB1Z) I agree with that, it's like the young hipster actor, I forgot his name, that said he will "Jet around the world to share the dangers of climate change."

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at December 07, 2013 11:23 AM (XIxXP)

128 There was a barrel on the Ark.

Posted by: garrett at December 07, 2013 03:13 PM (it8hv)

Flip Wilson had a funny bit about negotiating with God. 'One keg, Noah.'

Oregon Muse: yeah, after reading the first link I was still hopeful, but the second link pretty much destroys that unless, as you said, they make major changes. Why the hell did they partner with a director who didn't hide his eco-wackiness?

Posted by: Retread at December 07, 2013 11:23 AM (cHwk5)

129 ARKNADO

Posted by: garrett at December 07, 2013 11:23 AM (it8hv)

130 >>> Didn't Mel Gibson make a movie following the religious texts of Christ's Passion? Apocalypto. It's worth a rental.

Posted by: fluffy at December 07, 2013 11:24 AM (Ua6T/)

131 The real problem is that monosyllabic dialogue is just too long for Arnold.

Posted by: --- at December 07, 2013 11:24 AM (MMC8r)

132 Or is this Kevin Costner's secret revenge movie: Waterworld II?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 07, 2013 11:25 AM (kFy87)

133 I hope ACE is making decent coin on these irritating pop ups. If he is, I can tolerate it.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at December 07, 2013 11:25 AM (XIxXP)

134 Or is this Kevin Costner's secret revenge movie: Waterworld II? Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 07, 2013 03:25 PM (kFy87) Hi AP! I don't think so. Nobody has that much money to piss away.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at December 07, 2013 11:26 AM (XIxXP)

135 127 "Mount Olive pickles (and peppers, relish, things like that) are made in eastern NC. Probably a good bit of illegal alien labor but not union." There are more Haitians living in Mt Olive now than Mt Olivians. Thx to the Poultry Processing plants. Enjoy your turkey this Thanksgiving? Posted by: New 3rd world hellhole at December 07, 2013 03:21 PM (pJMWm) Why hasn't some Rube hammered together a chicken processing machine like the one in Chicken Run? Chicken in, pies out.

Posted by: Jean at December 07, 2013 11:26 AM (pxx5O)

136

>>> Didn't Mel Gibson make a movie following the religious texts of Christ's Passion?

Overboard?

Posted by: garrett at December 07, 2013 11:28 AM (it8hv)

137 Why hasn't some Rube hammered together a chicken processing machine like the one in Chicken Run? Chicken in, pies out. Posted by: Jean at December 07, 2013 03:26 PM (pxx5O) I think Chicken run copied that from Banquet. Had a pot pie lately?

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at December 07, 2013 11:28 AM (XIxXP)

138 139 Or is this Kevin Costner's secret revenge movie: Waterworld II? Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 07, 2013 03:25 PM (kFy87) He finds several intact oil and gas platforms, and builds a platonic society around cheap energy ... It would probably end up being a blockbuster, win several Oscars.

Posted by: Jean at December 07, 2013 11:28 AM (pxx5O)

139

At least, I am pretty sure Mel Gibson played Kurt Russel's hair in Overboard.

Posted by: garrett at December 07, 2013 11:28 AM (it8hv)

140 I don't think Banquet uses chicken

Posted by: Jean at December 07, 2013 11:29 AM (pxx5O)

141
The Noah story as environmental parable? Hollywood did this about 5 years ago in the flop Evan Almighty. Interestingly, EA was heavily marketed to religious audiences as a post-The Passion Of The Christ realization that religious audiences have real power at the box office.

Of course, the cretinous Hollywood assholes that marketed EA didn't stop to consider that a Noah story filled with crass toilet humor wouldn't go over too well with that audience. Failure of the movie gave them a convenient excuse to go back to religion-bashing.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 07, 2013 11:29 AM (MBqvE)

142 The Bedlam game has been majorly exciting for the last 5 minutes.

Posted by: toby928© insists on talking about robots at December 07, 2013 11:30 AM (QupBk)

143 Why hasn't some Rube hammered together a chicken processing machine like the one in Chicken Run? Chicken in, pies out. Posted by: Jean at December 07, 2013 03:26 PM (pxx5O) Hmm.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at December 07, 2013 11:30 AM (XIxXP)

144 65 The people who believe that our Constitution is a "living, breathing document", adaptable to new conditions and changeable to fit our fancy, obviously believe that the Bible is the same.

Stop being such a bible-thumper, you rube.

Posted by: Presiding Bishop Katharine Jefferts Schori at December 07, 2013 11:32 AM (6TB1Z)

145
Why hasn't some Rube hammered together a chicken processing machine like the one in Chicken Run? Chicken in, pies out.
Posted by: Jean at December 07, 2013 03:26 PM (pxx5O)

Hmm.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at December 07, 2013 03:30 PM (XIxXP)

You know, there's a chicken/penis/toaster joke in here somewhere......

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 07, 2013 11:33 AM (MBqvE)

146
Wow that last play screwed up so bets.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 07, 2013 11:35 AM (caCiW)

147 Well if they keep making $150 million albatrosses that cost $100 million to market, they won't be in business long.

Jean. Until some group swearing to save the planet from Man remaking his mistakes blows up the platforms. Which causes massive oil spills and the whole planet dies. The End.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 07, 2013 11:35 AM (kFy87)

148 some bets.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 07, 2013 11:35 AM (caCiW)

149 Well if they keep making $150 million albatrosses that cost $100 million to market, they won't be in business long.

Isn't it remarkable how Hollywood doesn't see the need to make any antiwar movies about Afghanistan under Obama, while we had wholesale lots of them during Bush's Iraq.

Posted by: pep at December 07, 2013 11:36 AM (6TB1Z)

150 Sometimes, wisdom is found in the most unexpected places. This Christmas, Eddy Murphy is ... Balaam's Ass.

Posted by: toby928© insists on talking about robots at December 07, 2013 11:36 AM (QupBk)

151

Good god. That pic yahoo has up of Obama makes him look psycho.

Posted by: Ook? at December 07, 2013 11:38 AM (FBkKA)

152 Isn't it remarkable how Hollywood doesn't see the need to make any antiwar movies about Afghanistan under Obama, while we had wholesale lots of them during Bush's Iraq.

Posted by: pep at December 07, 2013 03:36 PM (6TB1Z)

That's because Black Jesus is good at killing people. He says so himself.

Posted by: Havedash at December 07, 2013 11:38 AM (ToMJU)

153 I dunno. I just wanna nail Emma Watson.

Posted by: Hodoublet at December 07, 2013 11:39 AM (Skovt)

154 For one minute before the Noah trailer came back on there was a picture of Chris Matthews talking about Obama and "he came among us". LOL.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 07, 2013 11:40 AM (BC6cY)

155 Isn't it remarkable how Hollywood doesn't see the need to make any antiwar movies about Afghanistan under Obama, while we had wholesale lots of them during Bush's Iraq. Posted by: pep at December 07, 2013 03:36 PM (6TB1Z) Hey, I have a movie Idea, "Drone Pilot." The story of an obese video game savant who deals death with a Cheetos stained joy stick.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at December 07, 2013 11:41 AM (XIxXP)

156 I dunno. I just wanna nail Emma Watson.

Posted by: Hodoublet at December 07, 2013 03:39 PM (Skovt)

Who doesn't?

Posted by: Ook? at December 07, 2013 11:41 AM (FBkKA)

157 Wow, they are going to strap Nelson to the top of a hot rod Lincoln and drive around for three days.

Posted by: Dr. Jesse Pinkman at December 07, 2013 11:42 AM (kkbgQ)

158 I dunno. I just wanna nail Emma Watson. Posted by: Hodoublet at December 07, 2013 03:39 PM (Skovt) Who doesn't? Posted by: Ook? at December 07, 2013 03:41 PM (FBkKA) Gabe.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at December 07, 2013 11:42 AM (XIxXP)

159

Dems are saying there will be no budget deal without extension of unemployment bennies.

Posted by: Ook? at December 07, 2013 11:43 AM (FBkKA)

160 Dems are saying there will be no budget deal without extension of unemployment bennies. Posted by: Ook? at December 07, 2013 03:43 PM (FBkKA) To what, Lifetime?

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at December 07, 2013 11:44 AM (XIxXP)

161 Car thread up.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 07, 2013 11:44 AM (kFy87)

162 Sure lifetime on the dole. They just keep adding money to the EBTs...

Hey wait a minute, this sounds almost like BitCoin. Can we truly prove the money exists except as electrons?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 07, 2013 11:46 AM (kFy87)

163 To what, Lifetime?

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at December 07, 2013 03:44 PM (XIxXP)

It does seem to be heading in that direction. Might be the lesser of evils. Once they get on disability, it'll be hell to get em off.

Posted by: Ook? at December 07, 2013 11:46 AM (FBkKA)

164
Water proof "Noah" jeans and shirts now at Duluth Trading Co. Just $99.99.

Won't ride up while your riding the waves! Â©

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 07, 2013 11:48 AM (caCiW)

165 OT, sort of. I had a diatribe today with the wife.

I explained to her that in order to be my mate, she has to meet several requirements:

1) Know all of Newton's laws in both angular and linear form
2) Know at least 7 names of Pittsburgh Steelers in the hall of fame
3) Be sexy

These are not exacting requirements, and I don't think I'm asking too much. However, her nonverbals were less than encouraging.

Posted by: tangonine at December 07, 2013 11:50 AM (x3YFz)

166 These are not exacting requirements, and I don't think I'm asking too much. However, her nonverbals were less than encouraging. Posted by: tangonine at December 07, 2013 03:50 PM (x3YFz) Yeah, well, get aquainted with your hand.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at December 07, 2013 11:51 AM (XIxXP)

167 This is a very naughty puppy: http://goo.gl/85C0Oj

Posted by: Dr. Jesse Pinkman at December 07, 2013 11:51 AM (kkbgQ)

168 I left out: you have to be able to not just identify but fix a carburetor. And replace a starter with nothing but a sledgehammer and a knife.

And she thinks I'm kidding.

Posted by: tangonine at December 07, 2013 11:53 AM (x3YFz)

169 "Why hasn't some Rube hammered together a chicken processing machine like the one in Chicken Run? Chicken in, pies out."

Rube Goldberg is currently busy.

He's working of the healthcare.gov website.

Posted by: Jimbo at December 07, 2013 11:53 AM (V70Uh)

170 Besides there has got to be many more than 7 Pittsburgh Steelers in Teh Ghey Hall of Fame.

Posted by: naturalfake at December 07, 2013 03:53 PM (KBvAm)

Oh yer bringin the hate, yeah? Jealousy will eat you up from inside.

Posted by: tangonine at December 07, 2013 11:55 AM (x3YFz)

171

Posted by: tangonine at December 07, 2013 11:55 AM (x3YFz)

172 What's funny is the most religious film of the year was probably the comedy "This Is The End" which I was just expecting to be the most insulting.

Posted by: Uniden at December 07, 2013 11:58 AM (pS6g3)

173 175 @172

Dude, that negotiation needed to take place before the proposal.

You've lost.

Besides there has got to be many more than 7 Pittsburgh Steelers in Teh Ghey Hall of Fame.

Posted by: naturalfake at December 07, 2013 03:53 PM (KBvAm)

Buddy, I won her heart the day I faceplanted off my horse into the only log in a 20 mile radius. Didn't cinch the saddle tight enough. And my quarterhorse managed to place me directly into the log's path when she exhaled.

When Ann laughed I knew she was mine.

Posted by: tangonine at December 07, 2013 11:58 AM (x3YFz)

174 182 tangonine,

Well...the log induced brain damage explains the Steelers Luv.

But, sounds like you have a great gal.

Posted by: naturalfake at December 07, 2013 04:03 PM (KBvAm)

Heh. I'm used to the hate. But been a steeler fan for going on 40 years. I take the commentary as a +. Family is from Pittsburgh. Grandfather was a corrupt judge there (we're Italian)

Posted by: tangonine at December 07, 2013 12:07 PM (x3YFz)

175 I can dig it. Well, not me actually; it's a little hard to fit a shovel into the back of this limo.

Posted by: UMW bosses at December 07, 2013 12:11 PM (O7OxF)

176
Buddy, I won her heart the day I faceplanted off my horse into the only log in a 20 mile radius. Didn't cinch the saddle tight enough. And my quarterhorse managed to place me directly into the log's path when she exhaled.

When Ann laughed I knew she was mine.

Posted by: tangonine at December 07, 2013 03:58 PM (x3YFz)

Or as a friend of mine used to say, "If you can make a woman smile, you can make her laugh. And if you can make her laugh, you can take her to bed."

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 07, 2013 12:28 PM (MBqvE)

177 God I would so love to give Hermione a tongue bath.

Posted by: Harry Potter at December 07, 2013 12:40 PM (9cOf5)

178 Russell Crowe is going to kick that flood's ass.

Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at December 07, 2013 12:47 PM (F3nFt)

179 The thing with Hollywood is they don't care if they make $$. Who would want to watch a Bible movie? Christians and maybe some religious Jews. Who did they make this movie for? Progressives. Yeah, but progressives who will like the enviro-nuts stuff are going to HATE the Bible part.

So this is a movie with no audience.

I wish Hollywood wanted to make $$ because then we'd have a lot more good movies out there. But all they care about is propaganda. Oh, they'll make six Fast and Furious but that's only so they have the $$ to make their precious crap.

Posted by: Aslan's Girl at December 07, 2013 01:09 PM (KL49F)

180 Was that Brian Dennehy I saw in a cameo role playing the Ark?

Posted by: Commissioner Gordon at December 07, 2013 01:23 PM (F5yje)

181 Eh, the book looks better.

Posted by: Komissar Vladimir at December 07, 2013 01:25 PM (3Nb/y)

182 Never understood the Emma Watson hysteria.

But I just learned that Spike Lee did a remake of Oldboy, a Korean film and one of the best pics ever made.

Spike cast Josh Brolin in the lead.

That's beyond comprehension. Spike Lee and Josh Brolin take on a cinematic masterpiece. Hilarity and much loss of money ensue.

Did Spike EVER make a good movie?

Posted by: Tacky Adhesive at December 07, 2013 01:29 PM (2Ln2D)

183 So much of Hollywood's attempts at discussing religion, particularly Christianity, demonstrate their utter ignorance. Take The Walking Dead, for example. There's a scene in either late first season or early second season where various characters walk into a church and pray. There are so many little details that are wrong that apparently no one in the production had the background knowledge to correct--it was depressing. Firstly, the church had a sign identifying it as the "{Somewhereville} Southern Baptist Church." "Southern Baptist" is not a denomination like, say, Lutheranism, and each Baptist congregation is independently chartered and managed. So it should have simply been, "{Somewhereville} Baptist Church." Secondly, the church had a freaking ENORMOUS life-sized crucifix hanging on the wall, which several of the characters took turns addressing. Any practicing Christian with any awareness at all knows that Protestants display an empty cross while Catholics display a crucifix. A Baptist church would certainly not have a gigantic crucifix behind the altar. It's appalling to me how ignorant the general secular public is of their own Western Christian heritage, given the influence that heritage has on our laws, art and social customs. I mean how can you read any English literature without a general knowledge of the Bible first?

Posted by: Republic of Texas 2: Electric Boogaloo at December 07, 2013 02:16 PM (Gk2GE)

184 But I just learned that Spike Lee did a remake of Oldboy, a Korean film and one of the best pics ever made. OMG! They gave Spike Lee a budget of $30 million and only made 1.6.

Posted by: AmishDude at December 07, 2013 02:46 PM (xSegX)

185 Aronofsky is a genius and the only reason i'd consider skipping this one is if the studio ends up calling the shots in editing.

Posted by: honkskillet at December 07, 2013 03:55 PM (haGfu)

186 Emma Watson has grown up to be a real hottie!

Posted by: RZ at December 07, 2013 04:41 PM (TW3lo)

187 This trailer is better: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xWqLNcPK8_o

Posted by: Capp at December 07, 2013 05:00 PM (BghPp)

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