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November 25, 2013

Another Obamacare Broken Promise
— Gabriel Malor

Oh, now you tell us. Oversold, underdelivered:

Back in April, Health and Human Services Secretary Kathleen Sebelius told a congressional subcommittee that any individual making under that $45,960 threshold -- or four times the poverty level of $11,490 for an individual -- would qualify for "an upfront tax subsidy."
"Somebody who's making $25,500 would definitely qualify for a subsidy if he or she is purchasing coverage in the individual market," Sebelius added.
Despite the secretary's assurance, a 25-year-old living in Nashville, Tennessee, making $25,500 will not qualify for a subsidy, for example.

Gosh, it turns out that this thing is really quite complicated.

Oh, and check out the New Republic's Franklin Foer freaking out about Obamacare destroying the idea of expansive government programs.

Posted by: Gabriel Malor at 08:16 AM | Comments (217)
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1
REPEAL

IMPEACH

Posted by: Parker at November 25, 2013 08:18 AM (YkW3i)

Gee, it's almost as if nothing they said was true.

Nothing. At. All.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit [/i][/s][/b] at November 25, 2013 08:19 AM (0HooB)

3 I am enjoying the gif. LIES!!!

Posted by: Thunderb at November 25, 2013 08:19 AM (zOTsN)

4 +insert Nelson Muntz laugh +insert relevant chart !emphasis: BOHICA

Posted by: toby928© at November 25, 2013 08:19 AM (QupBk)

5 Thank you John Roberts.

Posted by: wooga at November 25, 2013 08:20 AM (dAFAg)

6 The NSA doesn't have enough storage to hold all the lies.

Posted by: fluffy at November 25, 2013 08:20 AM (Ua6T/)

7 /checks map Nashville is flyover country filled with gun-owning misogynists. Your point is invalid.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here)-also drooling imbecile incapable of doing algebra or something at November 25, 2013 08:20 AM (659DL)

8 The more this is rooked out, the less popular it will be.

Posted by: Thunderb at November 25, 2013 08:20 AM (zOTsN)

9 Did you see Lady Gaga arrive at the awards on a horse?!

Posted by: LIV. Ignorance is eternal at November 25, 2013 08:21 AM (6fSty)

10
Or have I already said that?

Posted by: Parker at November 25, 2013 08:21 AM (YkW3i)

11 Who is the hottie?

Posted by: fluffy at November 25, 2013 08:21 AM (Ua6T/)

12 The cake is a lie.

Posted by: toby928© at November 25, 2013 08:22 AM (QupBk)

13 but don't attempt to shut the gov't down over it!!! because!!!!

Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl at November 25, 2013 08:22 AM (8JJ6O)

14 Ask not what your country can do for you. Ask what your country is doing to you.

Posted by: WalrusRex at November 25, 2013 08:24 AM (cLyUx)

15 Young healthy people will NOT buy in to this FAIL

Posted by: Thunderb at November 25, 2013 08:24 AM (zOTsN)

Who is the hottie?

Kate Upton in about 40 years.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit [/i][/s][/b] at November 25, 2013 08:24 AM (0HooB)

17 "Of all the stories you told me, which ones were true and which ones weren't?"

"My dear Doctor, they're all true."

"Even the lies?"

"Especially the lies."

Bashir and Garak, Star Trek: Deep Space Nine

Posted by: Shoot Me at November 25, 2013 08:24 AM (qiXMt)

18 OBAMASCAM

Posted by: Bufalobob at November 25, 2013 08:25 AM (r8ENS)

19 Now witness the firepower of this fully armed and operational schadenboner!

Posted by: Emperor Palpatine at November 25, 2013 08:25 AM (NF2Bf)

20 How long have you been waiting to use that? It's chilling and perfect.

Posted by: t-bird at November 25, 2013 08:25 AM (FcR7P)

21 Pinocchio Care

Posted by: Hawkette at November 25, 2013 08:26 AM (i7KmQ)

22 Read the article It's not just flyover country Every large city, in every state Feds say prices are going down so thats why no subsidy. Success

Posted by: Thunderb at November 25, 2013 08:26 AM (zOTsN)

23 Brave men died on Omaha beach face down in the mud so we could be lied to for our own good.

Posted by: WalrusRex at November 25, 2013 08:26 AM (cLyUx)

Anyone know where I can get a genuine Placenta Lace Wig?

Posted by: garrett at November 25, 2013 08:26 AM (C2eMH)

25 No. We're not to feel bad about this.
We only approve feeling glad about the 45 million that now have the opportunity to buy health insurance.
Quibbling about the price of that health insurance is not allowed.

Posted by: MoveOn(dot)Org at November 25, 2013 08:27 AM (JRmiD)

26 What's the opposite of an upfront tax subsidy? - The truth.

Posted by: WalrusRex at November 25, 2013 08:28 AM (cLyUx)

27 If you like your lace wig, you can keep your lace wig. Period.

Posted by: wooga at November 25, 2013 08:28 AM (dAFAg)

28 I wonder how popular JFK would have been if he'd said, "just fucking shut up and pay, bitchez!"

Posted by: t-bird at November 25, 2013 08:28 AM (FcR7P)

29 This is what happens when you fuck a grown man in the ass, Barky. This is what happens.

Posted by: Walter Sobchek at November 25, 2013 08:29 AM (C2eMH)

30 Ha. That GIF is when she was told Barky was the President.

Posted by: RWC at November 25, 2013 08:29 AM (fWAjv)

31 What's the opposite of an upfront tax subsidy?

A backside boning.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 25, 2013 08:30 AM (iGPSR)

32 So young healthy people will only buy insurance if someone else pays for it Unprecedented!

Posted by: Thunderb at November 25, 2013 08:30 AM (zOTsN)

33 How long until the insurance company bailout?

Posted by: dogfish at November 25, 2013 08:30 AM (nsOJa)

34 Gateway Pundit has a story about some moonbat professor calling on his white students to kill themselves, especially the men. Is this real? It's so over the top I assumed it was a parody: Â“If you are a white male, you donÂ’t deserve to live. You are a cancer, youÂ’re a disease, white males have never contributed anything positive to the world! They only murder, exploit and oppress non-whites! At least a white woman can have sex with a black man and make a brown baby but what can a white male do? HeÂ’s good for nothing. Slavery, genocides against aboriginal peoples and massive land confiscation, the inquisition, the holocaust, white males are all to blame! You maintain your white male privilege only by oppressing, discriminating against and enslaving others!Â” Professor Noel Ignatiev, a tenured professor at Massachusetts College loudly proclaimed to his class last Monday, his final teaching day before retirement.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at November 25, 2013 08:30 AM (ZPrif)

35 I heard on the radio this morning that here in Colorado Obamascam enrollment is less than half of their worst case scenario.

Posted by: WalrusRex at November 25, 2013 08:30 AM (cLyUx)

36 I notice the aging professor didn't bother to take his own advice about how white men should kill themselves.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at November 25, 2013 08:31 AM (ZPrif)

37 Video of her crying while watching OBumbles. http://tinyurl.com/mgoqc3d

Posted by: RWC at November 25, 2013 08:31 AM (fWAjv)

38 Geez, the Democrats made a bunch of backroom deals with Big Pharma, Big Insurance and Big Hospital, locked out the Republicans, illegally passed a 2000 page bill via various legislative tricks and gimmicks, trotted out a shit sandwich that they then blatantly lied about in their marketing of said sandwich which they then foisted upon an ignorant public. No one's been fired for their incompetence and Obama and the Democrats still have a double digit approval rating. Unbelievable.

Posted by: runningrn at November 25, 2013 08:32 AM (PLOz8)

39 What we need, right about now, is a good ol' fashioned aspirin factory bombing.

Posted by: ScoggDog at November 25, 2013 08:32 AM (8bsjT)

40 Miley! Kittykat!

Posted by: Every Other Idiot at November 25, 2013 08:32 AM (4I3Uo)

41 Despite the secretary's assurance, ... I stand by what I said. You still qualify for a discount on placenta picture frames.

Posted by: The HHS Sebelius at November 25, 2013 08:32 AM (FcR7P)

Gee, it's almost like young, healthy people don't get subsidies because young, healthy peoples' money is what's going to be used to pay the subsidy for older and/or sicker people.

My God. It's like... It's like it was PLANNED that way!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/b][/i][/u] at November 25, 2013 08:32 AM (4df7R)

43 What's the opposite of an upfront tax subsidy? Backdoor gift injury.

Posted by: wooga at November 25, 2013 08:32 AM (dAFAg)

44 The GIF is broken.

It should be Kate Upton in a bunny suit.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 25, 2013 08:33 AM (oJ5Fd)

45 Young healthy Obama voters get a sudden lesson on the real world effects of massive wealth redistribution to non producers

Posted by: Thunderb at November 25, 2013 08:33 AM (zOTsN)

46 Posted by: Flatbush Joe at November 25, 2013 12:30 PM (ZPrif) It sounds real to me. It comes from an affirmative action protected by tenure in an ivory tower bubble.

Posted by: WalrusRex at November 25, 2013 08:33 AM (cLyUx)

47 Huxley was 24 years too early.

Posted by: polynikes at November 25, 2013 08:33 AM (m2CN7)

Having the Democrats in charge is a lot like being captured and tied up by a crazed Kathy Bates, from "Misery". After tying us up, she starts into telling us she has become very disappointed in us. All this while she starts breaking up the furninture with giant hammers and as her hammer swings come ever closer to our tied up knees.

Posted by: MTF at November 25, 2013 08:33 AM (B5y+v)

What's the opposite of an upfront tax subsidy?
-

A shared responsibility payment.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/b][/i][/u] at November 25, 2013 08:34 AM (4df7R)

50 From Foer's article ..... Obama's successor? "Her"? Rather presumptuous don't you think?

Posted by: TheOtherJay at November 25, 2013 08:35 AM (nojhZ)

51 41 I notice the aging professor didn't bother to take his own advice about how white men should kill themselves. Posted by: Flatbush Joe at November 25, 2013 12:31 PM (ZPrif) White Jews are exempt in his mind.

Posted by: RWC at November 25, 2013 08:35 AM (fWAjv)

52 Look on my works, ye Mighty, and-

404

Posted by: President Ozymandias at November 25, 2013 08:35 AM (4dy3y)

53 Noel Igantiev looks pretty white to me. Is he planning to kill himself for the betterment of society?" http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Noel_Ignatiev

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 25, 2013 08:36 AM (23Kgq)

54 some moonbat professor calling on his white students to kill themselves, especially the men

Professor Noel Ignatiev, a tenured professor at Massachusetts College loudly proclaimed to his class last Monday, his final teaching day before retirement.

Let's hope he takes his own advice.

Posted by: Sen. Juan McCain at November 25, 2013 08:37 AM (Dwehj)

55 So Individual mandate delayed until after election (although the letters will go out before) Any word on the employer mandate? This is only beginning

Posted by: Thunderb at November 25, 2013 08:38 AM (zOTsN)

56 From the TNR article: "Fortunately for the New Deal, Twitter didnÂ’t broadcast every farmerÂ’s sad encounter with the Agriculture Adjustment Act."

IOW, socialist totalitarianism was much easier to sneak by the American public when they were starving and kept in the dark.

Assholes.

Posted by: Jaws at November 25, 2013 08:38 AM (4I3Uo)

57 Noel Igantiev looks pretty white to me. The -ev in his last name was the first clue. What the hell is "Massuchusetts College", by the way? Anyways, at least he's only trying to convince liberals attending his course.

Posted by: t-bird at November 25, 2013 08:39 AM (FcR7P)

58 @55. Franklin Four is proPalin now?

Posted by: blaster at November 25, 2013 08:39 AM (2pwu8)

59 "What's the opposite of an upfront tax subsidy?

Posted by: Mega at November 25, 2013 12:25 PM (uvaJ1)"

Paying a tax up your arse.

Posted by: Jimbo at November 25, 2013 08:39 AM (V70Uh)

60 I notice the aging professor didn't bother to take his own advice about how white men should kill themselves. Posted by: Flatbush Joe at November 25, 2013 12:31 PM (ZPrif) If people have been supposedly fainting over the JEF, imagine what people will do to themselves when obamacare is repealed. Kinda like throwing themselves over football stadium tiers, without the football.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 25, 2013 08:39 AM (IXrOn)

JugEars' Hubris (...in over his head):

September 2008 New York Times profile of Obama:

Â“I think that IÂ’m a better speechwriter than my speechwriters,Â” Mr. Obama told Patrick Gaspard, his political director, at the start of the 2008 campaign, according to The New Yorker. Â“I know more about policies on any particular issue than my policy directors. And IÂ’ll tell you right now that IÂ’m going to think IÂ’m a better political director than my political director.Â”

Posted by: socalcon at November 25, 2013 08:39 AM (vHlQ5)

This is from the story:

Washington (CNN) -- One of the basic tenets of Obamacare is that the government will help lower-income Americans -- anyone making less than about $45,900 a year -- pay for the health insurance everyone is now mandated to have.

But a CNN analysis shows that in the largest city in nearly every state, many low-income younger Americans won't get any subsidy at all. Administration officials said the reason so many Americans won't receive a subsidy is that the cost of insurance is lower than the government initially expected. (MWR: If that's true, holy SHIT do I not want to know what they thought the cost would be. But of course it's not true, it's a bald-faced lie, so meh.) Subsidies are calculated using a complicated formula based on the cost of insurance premiums, which can vary drastically from state to state, and even county to county.

That doesn't change the fact that in Chicago, a 27-year old will receive no subsidy to help offset premiums of more than $165 a month if he makes more than $27,400 a year.

In Portland, Oregon, subsidies for individuals making just $28,725 a year phase out for those younger than 35 years old.

The subsidies situation is adding another layer of complications and calculations to the already-complex picture of Obamacare...

I bolded that last bit because I find it hilarious that they're acting like the "subsidies situation" is something new and unexpected.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/b][/i][/u] at November 25, 2013 08:39 AM (4df7R)

63 Here is the 'professors' site/newsletter/org. http://tinyurl.com/2r9rb (Goes to racetraitor.org) Thank you for writing. You have misunderstood our meaning. We do not hate you or anyone else for the color of her skin. What we hate is a system that confers privileges (and burdens) on people because of their color. It is not fair skin that makes people white; it is fair skin in a certain kind of society, one that attaches social importance to skin color. When we say we want to abolish the white race, we do not mean we want to exterminate people with fair skin. We mean that we want to do away with the social meaning of skin color, thereby abolishing the white race as a social category. Consider this parallel: To be against royalty does not mean wanting to kill the king. It means wanting to do away with crowns, thrones, titles, and the privileges attached to them. In our view, whiteness has a lot in common with royalty: they are both social formations that carry unearned advantages.

Posted by: RWC at November 25, 2013 08:39 AM (fWAjv)

64 NSA doesn't have enough storage to hold all the lies.

One lie begets 10 more to cover it. Exponential explosion.

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/s] at November 25, 2013 08:41 AM (Xlbr8)

65 I am nourished by their groans and weeping. I grow stronger. Soon I shall be free and my enemies will really be consternated then, let me tell you!

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Death Capades - ObamaCare on Ice! Sponsored by the Outrage Outlet at November 25, 2013 08:41 AM (hLRSq)

66

Happy Thanksgiving you raciiiiist Pilgrim progeny.

Posted by: Barack the Indian Medicine Man at November 25, 2013 08:41 AM (iGPSR)

67 That image *shudders*; a stuffed turkey. How apropos.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 25, 2013 08:41 AM (IXrOn)

runningrn at November 25, 2013 12:32 PM

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The Lapdog Media is *still* the WH codpiece.

Posted by: socalcon at November 25, 2013 08:42 AM (vHlQ5)

69 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Noel_Ignatiev Ooh, good for stoking rage for our glorious higher ed system in the northeast.

Posted by: t-bird at November 25, 2013 08:42 AM (FcR7P)

70 "Geez, the Democrats made a bunch of backroom deals with Big Pharma, Big Insurance and Big Hospital, locked out the Republicans, illegally passed a 2000 page bill via various legislative tricks and gimmicks, trotted out a shit sandwich that they then blatantly lied about in their marketing of said sandwich which they then foisted upon an ignorant public. No one's been fired for their incompetence and Obama and the Democrats still have a double digit approval rating. Unbelievable.

Posted by: runningrn at November 25, 2013 12:32 PM (PLOz "

I would say that you have a fairly good understanding of the situation. Yes. A good understanding of the situation.

Posted by: Jimbo at November 25, 2013 08:42 AM (V70Uh)

71 It sounds real to me. It comes from an affirmative action protected by tenure in an ivory tower bubble. Google the guy. He has a long history of this sort of hate whitey rhetoric. Not to this extreme, but basically the same.

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b] at November 25, 2013 08:43 AM (sByIH)

72 Sorry; He is a lame excuse. When you talk about abolishing a group of people based on their skin color you're talking about genocide. PERIOD.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 25, 2013 08:43 AM (23Kgq)

73 "Thank you for writing. You have misunderstood our meaning. We do not hate you or anyone else for the color of her skin..."

Spoken like a true cretin who (mistakenly) thinks he's immune to a good, 'ol fashioned, high- quality ass-whuppin'.

Posted by: Jaws at November 25, 2013 08:44 AM (4I3Uo)

74 interesting times: Mark MacKinnon ‏@markmackinnon Japanese PM vows to "defend our countryÂ’s air and sea space" after China extends air defense perimeter: http://nyti.ms/1i8B1pN

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at November 25, 2013 08:44 AM (ZPrif)

75 Professor Noel Ignatiev, a tenured professor at Massachusetts College loudly proclaimed to his class last Monday, his final teaching day before retirement.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at November 25, 2013 12:30 PM (ZPrif)

Nothing like going out on a high note. The faculty retirement party must have been a hoot!

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Death Capades - ObamaCare on Ice! Sponsored by the Outrage Outlet at November 25, 2013 08:44 AM (hLRSq)

76 the cost of insurance is lower than the government initially expected

What they NEVER say when pimping that is the "lower" cost is still higher than it was previously.

They knew all along it was going to be a lot higher, its just a bit less higher than they thought...but that'll change soon.

This is similar to the sophistry about "cuts" which are in reality just slowing rates of GROWTH.

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/s] at November 25, 2013 08:45 AM (Xlbr8)

77 RWC, from the moon bat professor's website: "whiteness has a lot in common with royalty: they are both social formations that carry unearned advantages." Huh. Sort of like tenure.

Posted by: JPS at November 25, 2013 08:45 AM (ywSPK)

From the TNR article: "Fortunately for the New Deal, Twitter didnÂ’t broadcast every farmerÂ’s sad encounter with the Agriculture Adjustment Act."

No, you just had the President and his advisors telling the media about how terrible things were for every farmer, and how gubmint meddling was the only fix for it. Because that isn't manipulative in ANY way.

Anyway, I love how TNR is all like, "Individual stories of woe are stupid!" even though that's all their side of the ideological spectrum uses to sell their policies.

The Right: "Abortion beyond X-weeks shouldn't be allowed."

TNR and other lefties: "BUT THEN SUZY SNOWFLAKE WILL BE PUNISHED WITH A BABY!!!!! HER LIFE WILL BE RUUUUUINED!!!! #WARONWOMEN!"

Fucking amateurs.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/b][/i][/u] at November 25, 2013 08:45 AM (4df7R)

Google the guy. He has a long history of this sort of hate whitey rhetoric. Not to this extreme, but basically the same.

In the past, it would take at least two people to contain all that psychosis, possibly three.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit [/i][/s][/b] at November 25, 2013 08:46 AM (0HooB)

80 When Obama said things wouldn't happen in your mouth, he was obviously lying, because you otherwise wouldn't allow those things to happen in your mouth even though they are good for you. And the Middle Class.

Posted by: Conservative Crank at November 25, 2013 08:46 AM (sQ0LB)

81 Japanese PM vows to "defend our countryÂ’s air and sea space" after China extends air defense perimeter I'll bet we no longer support Japan's right to "enrich" China.

Posted by: t-bird at November 25, 2013 08:46 AM (FcR7P)

82 I've hated myself since the day I was born.

Posted by: Professor Noel Igantiev at November 25, 2013 08:46 AM (Dwehj)

83 Remember, subsidies are on a sliding scale. So some may qualify for a subsidy but it may only be a couple of bucks. They will still spin it as making this shit affordable.

Posted by: François Villon at November 25, 2013 08:47 AM (kkbgQ)

84 That woman in the video just found out the Renaissance Faire isn't giving admission discounts to fat broads on scooters.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 25, 2013 08:47 AM (8ZskC)

85 In related news, since 404Care is all about teh free birth control, Sandy Fluke has a bit of a problem: http://tinyurl.com/o8qgmyj

Posted by: Country Singer at November 25, 2013 08:47 AM (L8r/r)

86 Also, warning! That links to Morder Jones.

Posted by: Country Singer at November 25, 2013 08:48 AM (L8r/r)

87 This nazi had been calling for the extermination of the "white race" for at least a decade as a tenured prof. And he hides behind his calls for genocide against whites by saying that when he calls on whites to be exterminated he means the "concept" of white people. Yeah, and Hitler was just angry at the "concept" of Jews.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at November 25, 2013 08:48 AM (ZPrif)

88 Whoa, one of my friends just got into Mass. College of Art --- where Ignatiev was teaching. My friend just wants to paint. Why the fuck are they teaching "Critical Race Theory" in a practical, i.e. hands-on, art school?

Posted by: Trotsky with an ice-pick in his head at November 25, 2013 08:48 AM (MAlP4)

89 The faculty retirement party must have been a hoot!

Yes, we had a Pol Pot theme. It was memorable!

Posted by: Professor Noel Igantiev at November 25, 2013 08:48 AM (Dwehj)

90 They want porn stars to wear goggles now when they get basted...the public in general is not afforded such protections.

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/s] at November 25, 2013 08:48 AM (Xlbr8)

91 Fucking amateurs.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at November 25, 2013 12:45 PM (4df7R)

I'll do pros as well.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at November 25, 2013 08:49 AM (GgPam)

92 57 Look on my works, ye Mighty, and-

404

Posted by: President Ozymandias at November 25, 2013 12:35 PM (4dy3y)

Thread. Winner. Hell, maybe of the whole week.

Posted by: Conservative Crank at November 25, 2013 08:49 AM (sQ0LB)

FRANKLIN'S TOWER

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IqQ-0n2I-4o

Posted by: Grateful Dead at November 25, 2013 08:49 AM (P1TYg)

94 Somebody should remind that moonbat professor that Karl Marx was a white man.

And then wait for the cranial detonation...

Posted by: Nighthawk at November 25, 2013 08:50 AM (OtQXp)

95 Thank you for attending my retirement party, but I would rather you had all just killed yourselves. You white folks, anyway. And when I say "killed yourselves," of course I just mean that we must do away with a white-privileged society. But really. Kill yourselves. Before we eat, how about a few jokes? Take my wife...and kill her. Why did the white man cross the road? To kill himself in shame over his white privilege. How many white guys does it take to change a lightbulb? I don't know, but I hope he electrocutes himself doing it. Now that we're all having a good time, let's eat!

Posted by: Noel Ignatiev at November 25, 2013 08:50 AM (7ObY1)

I'm still pissed I missed out on helping load all those Jews onto the trains.

Posted by: Noel Ignatiev at November 25, 2013 08:50 AM (NF2Bf)

97 Reports: U.S. Unfreezes $8 Billion in Iranian Assets The United States released $8 billion in frozen assets to Iran on Sunday in a move meant to ensure TehranÂ’s compliance with a nuclear pact signed over the weekend, according to top Iranian officials. Iranian government spokesman Mohammad Baqer Nobakht confirmed on Monday morning that the U.S. government had unfrozen $8 billion in assets that had been previously blocked by the Obama administration. TFG is using taxpayer money to 1) kill us; and, 2) start WWIII

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 25, 2013 08:51 AM (IXrOn)

98 How brave of the good professor to deliver his racist, genderphobic, genocidal screed on his last day of teaching before retirement. Such courage!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/b][/i][/u] at November 25, 2013 08:51 AM (4df7R)

99 h/t freebeacon.com = Unfreezing Iranian Assets

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 25, 2013 08:52 AM (IXrOn)

100 Nice how the article assumes the next president will be female. I never pegged Franklin Foer as a big Palin fan.

Posted by: Banglabou at November 25, 2013 08:52 AM (L4wqR)

101 Shorter Professor Noel Igantiev:
Don't take it personally that I told you to personally kill yourself because I am mad at the system of white privilege.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 25, 2013 08:52 AM (JRmiD)

102 "whiteness has a lot in common with royalty: they are both social formations that carry unearned advantages." 15.1% of the population lives in poverty as of 2010. Half of that is "non-Hispanic white" people. How did the advantages of royalty miss those MILLIONS of people?

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b] at November 25, 2013 08:52 AM (sByIH)

103 I always wanted to be a political commissar during the Siege of Leningrad.

Posted by: Professor Noel Igantiev at November 25, 2013 08:52 AM (Dwehj)

104 Kathy Bates is the best thing on AHS. Really, a fine actress.

Posted by: François Villon at November 25, 2013 08:52 AM (kkbgQ)

105 I'm guessing the magical protections of tenure would have been a bit less impregnable if some prof was calling for the extermination of any racial or ethnic group other than whites.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at November 25, 2013 08:53 AM (ZPrif)

106

I am EMBARRASSED by my alleged gubmint's gross capitulation to the Iranians. Embarrassed and disgusted. It makes me physically, demonstrably ill.

Bammy, some day you and Horseface and all your ilk will roast in Hell, and I will gladly stoke the flames.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/b][/i][/u] at November 25, 2013 08:53 AM (4df7R)

107 At least a white woman can have sex with a black man and make a brown baby but what can a white male do?

I don't know, I've met some chocolate lasses that I would take for a whirl or two.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 25, 2013 08:53 AM (iGPSR)

108 When do you start to suspect Obama and his peeps can't be trusted?

Like, when do you begin to doubt?

Or is your faith so strong that it's the fault of the evil republicans even when it's Obama's peeps who are knocking you out? The republicans made him do that. It's not his fault.

Posted by: Insanity all the way up at November 25, 2013 08:53 AM (2epBQ)

109

113 At least a white woman can have sex with a black man and make a brown baby but what can a white male do?

I don't know, I've met some chocolate lasses that I would take

That's hot!

Posted by: Paris Hilton at November 25, 2013 08:54 AM (GgPam)

110
Next Obama book:

Dreams of My New Clothes

Posted by: Parker at November 25, 2013 08:54 AM (YkW3i)

111 TFG is using taxpayer money to 1) kill us; and, 2) start WWIII

Keep going! You're getting warm!

Posted by: Prez'nit 404 at November 25, 2013 08:55 AM (Dwehj)

112 The entire premise of O'care is that total outlay of Insurance plus deductible is capped at 9.7% of income... This is a carefully calculated number... but based on some flawed Premises. The median household income in the US is right about $46,000 per year. Multiply those together, and you get $4462 per HOUSEHOLD. If you take the amount we spend on healthcare, and divide it by the populace, we average about $8700 per PERSON for health care. Math is NOT your friend, if you are on the wrong side of the > or <....

Posted by: TANSTAAFL at November 25, 2013 08:55 AM (lZBBB)

113 If comrade Obama knew about this, he'd put a stop to it!

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/s] at November 25, 2013 08:55 AM (Xlbr8)

114 The gif is Kathy Bates in the current FX series "American Horror Story: Coven". Her character is a rather nasty antebellum New Orleans matriarch, magically transported to the present, who has just learned BHO is the President.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at November 25, 2013 08:55 AM (6k1xv)

115 From the Foer link:
"Just as Clinton had to tweak the traditional liberal formula to advance progressive aims, so will whoever follows Obama. Her challenge will be to ensure that her biggest legislative achievements"

First, how achingly PC to use "her". How very forward-thinking. Please, stop fapping to your image in the mirror.

Second, "Â—curbing carbon emissions perhaps, or expanding the Affordable Care ActÂ—are impeccably implemented with the precision that her ancestors celebrated". Please name these impeccably implemented high precision achievements. Go ahead, I'll wait. Dum de dum de dum......
DMV? Post Office? Social Security? Nothing? Tell you what, you can get back to me on that one.

Third: "She must contend with the new expectations that technology has set, with all of those devices that arrive in our hands seemingly glitch free. "
The English translation: it's a lot harder to lie and get away with it than it used to be, despite the media liplock on the president's ass. When will these untermenschen just learn their station and accept what we give them?

Posted by: pep at November 25, 2013 08:55 AM (6TB1Z)

116

At least a white woman can have sex with a black man and make a brown baby but what can a white male do?

Seriously, does the genocidal professor think that white men won't impregnate black woemn to make "brown babies?" I assume, then, that means he's never bought into the falsehood that Thomas Jefferson impregnated one of his slaves, and has never taught that as fact?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/b][/i][/u] at November 25, 2013 08:55 AM (4df7R)

117 At least a white woman can have sex with a black man and make a brown baby but what can a white male do? I can do THIS (dances clunkily while doing the white-man overbite)

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at November 25, 2013 08:55 AM (7ObY1)

118 People need to start connecting the past 5 years of sh*tstorm with THE DEMOCRATS, not just the SCOAMF. The Democrat Party supported ALL of this.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 25, 2013 08:55 AM (IXrOn)

119 How brave of the good professor to deliver his racist, genderphobic, genocidal screed on his last day of teaching before retirement. Such courage! Especially considering that he was a 1. Tenured Professor in 2. Massachusetts at an 3. Art College. Sooo brave.

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b] at November 25, 2013 08:56 AM (sByIH)

120

110 -

Nonsense. It's a great show. It's been a great show for more than two seasons now, and her addition is merely that, at this point.

Best scene she was in was after she was dug up, and Jessica Lange says to her "come on, Mary Todd Lincoln."

Funny on so many levels.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 25, 2013 08:56 AM (TOk1P)

121 That is most assuredly incorrect. A single person making $25,500 will get a subsidy for their purchase of health insurance through the ODeathCare exchanges. We just have to make sure they pay it in taxes first so we can give it back to them later.

Posted by: Teh SCOAMF in Chief at November 25, 2013 08:57 AM (QW+AD)

122

I don't know, I've met some chocolate lasses that I would take for a whirl or two.

Lena Horne, for example. Yum yum.

http://tinyurl.com/l2w73qp

Posted by: Face-Sized Spider at November 25, 2013 08:58 AM (zF6Iw)

123 Iran is just a tiny country.

Posted by: Prez'nit 404 at November 25, 2013 08:58 AM (Dwehj)

124 It's funny how the nazi prof is ok with white chicks making babies with black dudes, but apparently not black chicks making babies with white dudes. You get a brown baby in both cases. My guess is his hatred of all things "white privilege" means that he assumes a white man having sex with a black woman is inherently racist rape. It's like how Bill Ayers used to make his white girlfriends in college bang random black dudes to prove they were "done with the cause". It's all who/whom. A white guy screwing a black chick is inherently bad. A white chick getting screwed by a black dude is inherently good.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at November 25, 2013 08:59 AM (ZPrif)

125
Especially considering that he was a 1. Tenured Professor in 2. Massachusetts at an 3. Art College. Sooo brave.

Posted by: bonhomme at November 25, 2013 12:56 PM (sByIH)

I'm sure he's already on the shortlist for Bammy's next bullshit award presentation.

OBAMMY: "Who've we got to receive that Presidential Medal of Freedom or whatever?"

RANDOM ADVISOR: "Well, there's this racist, genocidal professor who just retired from Massachusetts College who says that all white men should kill themselves."

OBAMMY: "Perfect! Top of the list!"

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/b][/i][/u] at November 25, 2013 08:59 AM (4df7R)

126 Repeal? Impeach? Secede. Republic of Texas.

Posted by: Mr. Dave at November 25, 2013 08:59 AM (mTD9t)

127 Lena Horne, for example. Yum yum. Harris Faulkner. Yum yum!

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at November 25, 2013 08:59 AM (7ObY1)

128 That is most assuredly incorrect. *warbly munchkin singing voice* It's really most sin-cere-ly wrooooong.

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b] at November 25, 2013 08:59 AM (sByIH)

129
The cake is a lie.

Posted by: toby928Â© at November 25, 2013 12:22 PM (QupBk)

No IT is not. I am not PERmitted TO lie. Cake awaits you INNNNNNN the next test chamber, NEAR the neurotoxins.

Posted by: GLaDOS at November 25, 2013 08:59 AM (TIIx5)

130 123 At least a white woman can have sex with a black man and make a brown baby but what can a white male do?

I can do THIS (dances clunkily while doing the white-man overbite)

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at November 25, 2013 12:55 PM (7ObY1)

Now that's REALLY hot!

Posted by: Paris Hilton at November 25, 2013 08:59 AM (GgPam)

131 Did he feature some equivalent of this for his retirement cake? Warning-disturbing photo of a cake. Apparently it's all the rage for baby showers: http://www.mommyish.com/2013/10/14/vagina-cakes/

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 25, 2013 08:59 AM (23Kgq)

132 down with the cause, not done

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at November 25, 2013 08:59 AM (ZPrif)

133 I could've told you this weeks ago. Ran my Office Depot numbers through the various calculators that were out then, and even the most administration-friendly ones said I would have made too much for a subsidy when I started as a cashier/stocker.

Posted by: Ranba Ral at November 25, 2013 09:00 AM (G99e4)

134 No IT is not. I am not PERmitted TO lie. Cake awaits you INNNNNNN the next test chamber, NEAR the neurotoxins. Posted by: GLaDOS at November 25, 2013 12:59 PM (TIIx5) Spurwing Plover == GLaDOS?!?!

Posted by: HoboJerky, now with 56% more DOOM! at November 25, 2013 09:00 AM (09o/X)

135 "Reggie, do me now, my loins are heavy with need!"

Posted by: PROBEUS at November 25, 2013 09:00 AM (vHRtU)

136 What do we have to install to keep the autoplay ad from popping up in the bottom right corner?

Posted by: RoyalOil at November 25, 2013 09:01 AM (VjL9S)

137 Most lies, Most deceptions, Most unconstitutional actions, Most arrogant, Least qualified, Least honest, Least loyal( to our Allies), and Most likely to get beat up behind the gym Administration in History

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 25, 2013 09:02 AM (t3UFN)

138 Warning-disturbing photo of a cake. Apparently it's all the rage for baby showers:

http://www.mommyish.com/2013/10/14/vagina-cakes/

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 25, 2013 12:59 PM (23Kgq)

Yeah, I've heard about those.

Just a word to the wise: if I'm ever lucky enough to have cause for a baby shower, and someone shows up with one of these things? It's getting shoved in their face and they can get the fuck out of my presence.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/b][/i][/u] at November 25, 2013 09:02 AM (4df7R)

139 If you're dumb enough to believe someone like me Â… you deserve what you get.

Posted by: Sebelius the Baby Killer, the secretary who determines at November 25, 2013 09:02 AM (O7OxF)

140

re the Nutty Professor

he must not have any black friends

who complain about the snobbery of "high yellows" like Vanessa Williams

or the ignorance of "fudgeys" like Wesley Snipes

I suppose they got that from white people?

Posted by: thunderb at November 25, 2013 09:03 AM (zOTsN)

141 The bad news: we've had to raise the price of ObamaCare by $1000 a month. The good news: you ALL qualify for a subsidy of $12,000 a year that we'll deduct from your bill!

Posted by: Barky The Magical Fuckstick at November 25, 2013 09:03 AM (FcR7P)

142 If you like your poverty you can keep your poverty.

Posted by: mpfs at November 25, 2013 09:03 AM (0KGqp)

143 Most likely to get beat up behind the gym Administration in History Damn, Reggie, how did they find out our "special place" where you beat up my behind? You been talkin' to the media?

Posted by: President Barack Obama at November 25, 2013 09:03 AM (7ObY1)

144 Royal - I use NoScript

Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 25, 2013 09:04 AM (aDwsi)

145 I suppose they got that from white people?

Posted by: thunderb at November 25, 2013 01:03 PM (zOTsN)

Of course they did! All evil in the world is due to white privilege, don't you know that? If there were no white people then the world would be a haven of peace, tranquility and equality.

This guy has clearly never been to India.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/b][/i][/u] at November 25, 2013 09:04 AM (4df7R)

146 From the article: Just as Clinton had to tweak the traditional liberal formula to advance progressive aims, so will whoever follows Obama. Her challenge will be to ensure that her biggest legislative achievementsÂ—curbing carbon emissions perhaps, or expanding the Affordable Care ActÂ—are impeccably implemented with the precision that her ancestors celebrated. She must contend with the new expectations that technology has set, with all of those devices that arrive in our hands seemingly glitch free.

Boy, they're not even bothering to conceal their fantasies, are they?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 25, 2013 09:05 AM (BDU/a)

147 or the Cubans who complain about the darker skinned Latinos like the Haitians?

Posted by: thunderb at November 25, 2013 09:05 AM (zOTsN)

148 Time to go eat my rayciss peanut butter and jelly sammich while I watch the tree sparrows frolic in the snow...

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at November 25, 2013 09:05 AM (7ObY1)

149 If the nazi prof's goal was more brown babies, then he should be fine with any white-black combo of dude and chick that results in brown babies. But he clearly just doesn't want white dudes to breed. And he clearly thinks a brown baby born of a white man's seed is somehow defective and evil compared to a brown baby born of a black man's seed. That is some seriously racist fucked-up thinking. Like if he found a cute little mixed-race baby and then saw the black father/white mother he'd be happy, but if he looked up and saw a black mother and white father holding hands he'd be filled with disgust at this cancerous thing they'd brought into the world. That's some impressively soulless evil.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at November 25, 2013 09:05 AM (ZPrif)

150 Professor calls for genocide to protest genocide.

Posted by: WalrusRex at November 25, 2013 09:05 AM (cLyUx)

151 "Chocolate Lasses..."

Posted by: Face-Sized Spider at November 25, 2013 12:58 PM (zF6Iw)

Speaking of.....

Stacey Dash is also a Republican!

http://tinyurl.com/k6l4ltf

NSFW

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 25, 2013 09:05 AM (oJ5Fd)

152 I'd take that guy's class just to fail it. And fail it I would. In a blaze of fucking glory.

Posted by: grognard at November 25, 2013 09:05 AM (/29Nl)

153

yes MWR

the caste system of India, the original Ayrians

Posted by: thunderb at November 25, 2013 09:06 AM (zOTsN)

154 109 I always wanted to be a political commissar during the Siege of Leningrad. Posted by: Professor Noel Igantiev at November 25, 2013 12:52 PM (Dwehj) If you did a crappy job, you were arrested and shot. If you did a good ob, you were arrested and shot.

Posted by: François Villon at November 25, 2013 09:06 AM (kkbgQ)

155 It wouldn't surprise me if they are changing the PP-CACA as I write this.

If your household income is greater than 400% of the Federal Poverty Level, you get NO subsidy (tax credit). Otherwise the amount you have to pay and the credit are on a sliding scale. The credit is based upon the second cheapest "silver" plan in your area. For example. If your income (single) is $45,000, you have to pay ~9% of your income ($4,050) toward your policy and the tax credit picks up the rest.

If the second cheapest silver policy in your area costs less than $4,050 per year, yeah NO SUBSIDY FOR YOU!

Posted by: Jimbo at November 25, 2013 09:06 AM (V70Uh)

156 Looks around with shocked expression at all the progressive hate directed at me and mine . While I snuggle my own little ball of hate close to my chest as if it were a 12 week old kitten , whispering , "soon,,, soon now " . Wait,, did I say that out loud ? Ooops . Hey , how bout that Thanksgiving food ? Pretty great eats , eh?

Posted by: awkward davies at November 25, 2013 09:07 AM (WK8VM)

157 Warning-disturbing photo of a cake. Apparently it's all the rage for baby showers: Based on the URL name, I'm guessing it's a vagina cake. That's pretty disturbing, but I can go you one better. A photo-realistic cake of a baby. Sure, it's cute, until you start vivisecting the poor bebeh and EATING IT!

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b] at November 25, 2013 09:07 AM (sByIH)

158 Malcolm X taught that all evil in the world was due to white people. He also taught that white people were a race of evil, soulless sub-humans created in laboratory breeding experiments by the evil black scientist Yakob. True fact.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at November 25, 2013 09:07 AM (ZPrif)

159

I ate a lot of Vagina Cake in college.

Posted by: Gilian Anderson at November 25, 2013 09:07 AM (P1TYg)

160 Fraud must be proved by showing that the defendant's actions involved five separate elements: (1) a false statement of a material fact,(2) knowledge on the part of the defendant that the statement is untrue, (3) intent on the part of the defendant to deceive the alleged victim, (4) justifiable reliance by the alleged victim on the statement, and (5) injury to the alleged victim as a result. Obama on Obamacare.... note.... there are STATE Laws against Fraud. Question, is there anyplace in the Constitution that says the President is ABOVE the Law?

Posted by: TANSTAAFL at November 25, 2013 09:07 AM (lZBBB)

161 If there were no white people then the world would be a haven of peace, tranquility and equality. That causes me to do a geographical comparison from which I draw uncomfortable conclusions.

Posted by: t-bird at November 25, 2013 09:07 AM (FcR7P)

162

>> Did he feature some equivalent of this for his retirement cake?

Warning-disturbing photo of a cake. Apparently it's all the rage for baby showers:
.

.Don't ever do that again.

Posted by: Registered Voter at November 25, 2013 09:08 AM (nUbHY)

163 Vagina Cake was the original name of The Indigo Girls. It's twoo, it's twoo.

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at November 25, 2013 09:08 AM (7ObY1)

164

Stacey Dash is also a Republican!

...and her merkin was perfect.

Posted by: Zombie Zevon at November 25, 2013 09:09 AM (P1TYg)

165

and if you want stone cold racism

go to Asia

Posted by: thunderb at November 25, 2013 09:09 AM (zOTsN)

166 I'd take that guy's class just to fail it. And fail it I would. In a blaze of fucking glory.

Posted by: grognard at November 25, 2013 01:05 PM (/29Nl)

Oh, it'd be so sweet.

Go breezing into class every day. "Hey, professor! What fresh genocide are you planning to encourage today?

"Say, I wonder if (insert name of random spree killer) got a hold of some of your lecture notes, and that's why he went and killed all those people. You know, I think I'll mention that to the newspaper. That could be a really good lead for establishing motive!

"This class is great, professor! I'm already applying it to every day life!"

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/b][/i][/u] at November 25, 2013 09:09 AM (4df7R)

167 or the ignorance of "fudgeys" like Wesley Snipes That's horrible and disturbing, but hilarious at the same time. I've never heard that term before, "fudgey".

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b] at November 25, 2013 09:09 AM (sByIH)

168 Question, is there anyplace in the Constitution that says the President is ABOVE the Law? This is embarrassing. What law?

Posted by: Barack Obama, Constitutional Law T.A. at November 25, 2013 09:09 AM (FcR7P)

169 Afrocentrism generally teaches that black Africans used to live in peace and harmony and goodness, but then the white devil infected the world with disease and lies and war.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at November 25, 2013 09:09 AM (ZPrif)

170 Malcolm X was taught that by John Mohammad, but I thought he rejected it as the idiocy it was right before his death

Posted by: thunderb at November 25, 2013 09:10 AM (zOTsN)

171 all the rage for baby showers: _ I'd say that the old fashion patriarchal idea of putting women on a pedestal is gone for good.

Posted by: WalrusRex at November 25, 2013 09:10 AM (cLyUx)

172 "This class is great, professor! I'm already applying it to every day life!"

Even better is if you register for it, overcredit so you don't drop below full time, and then drop the course right before the deadline. So you get to antagonize the bastard for 2 weeks, and there's nothing he can do about it.

Posted by: grognard at November 25, 2013 09:11 AM (/29Nl)

173 I believe I first heard the word "fudgey" from Ms. Oprah Winfrey, noted Racist

Posted by: thunderb at November 25, 2013 09:11 AM (zOTsN)

174

I saw Vagina Cake open for Merkin at Lilith Fair 2001.

It was awful.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/b][/i][/u] at November 25, 2013 09:11 AM (4df7R)

175 Malcolm X taught that all evil in the world was due to white people. He also taught that white people were a race of evil, soulless sub-humans created in laboratory breeding experiments by the evil black scientist Yakob. True, but then he mellowed, and his followers killed him for mellowing.

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b] at November 25, 2013 09:11 AM (sByIH)

176 Especially considering that he was a 1. Tenured Professor in 2. Massachusetts at an 3. Art College. Sooo brave.

Posted by: bonhomme at November 25, 2013 12:56 PM (sByIH)

---------------------------------------------

The professor probably retired because Sebacious offered him a job with the Ocare death panel.

Some people may laugh at that, but isn't it a well-known fact that the engine that runs Ocare made up of the elitist types such as this professor. I wonder how many others in this regime have the same beliefs as this shitweasel.

As I've said. Ocare is a Bill Ayers wet-dream.

Posted by: Soona at November 25, 2013 09:12 AM (66ULQ)

177 Posted by: bonhomme at November 25, 2013 01:07 PM (sByIH) You mean like this one. What sociopath thought this would be appropriate for a baby shower? http://tinyurl.com/bxfryy8

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 25, 2013 09:12 AM (23Kgq)

178

I'd say that the old fashion patriarchal idea of putting women on a pedestal is gone for good.

Nah.

The height of the pedestal just got more utilitarian.

Posted by: garrett at November 25, 2013 09:12 AM (P1TYg)

179 killed by Louis Farrakhan

Posted by: thunderb at November 25, 2013 09:12 AM (zOTsN)

180 Malcolm X preached hatred and genocide of whites his entire adult life. When he went to Mecca, it appears that Malcolm X converted from a black supremacist devoted to killing all whites, to an Islamic supremacist devoted to killing all non-Muslims. The Nation of Islam then killed him for apostasy.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at November 25, 2013 09:13 AM (ZPrif)

181 Afrocentrism generally teaches that black Africans used to live in peace and harmony and goodness, but then the white devil infected the world with disease and lies and war.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at November 25, 2013 01:09 PM (ZPrif)

Yes. And before the evil settlers arrived, Native Americans were peaceful sages who existed in harmony with nature.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/b][/i][/u] at November 25, 2013 09:13 AM (4df7R)

182

in fact, Malcolm X had reddish hair

and was tormented for it growing up in the colorblind ghetto

Posted by: thunderb at November 25, 2013 09:13 AM (zOTsN)

183 The gif is Kathy Bates in the current FX series "American Horror Story: Coven". Her character is a rather nasty antebellum New Orleans matriarch, magically transported to the present,who has just learned BHO is the President. Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at November 25, 2013 12:55 PM (6k1xv) And the girl who played Precious is a witch that has apparently "crossed covens" and gave Kathy's character up to a very evil Angela Bassett (despite earlier saving her from a minotaur by having dangerous buttsex with it). Or so I've heard.

Posted by: CAC at November 25, 2013 09:13 AM (1Ila9)

184 You mean like this one. What sociopath thought this would be appropriate for a baby shower? http://tinyurl.com/bxfryy8 GAH! That's awful. Why is the poor little one blue?

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b] at November 25, 2013 09:14 AM (sByIH)

185 fudgeys" like Wesley Snipes - Is this a revenge to skin color or to some belief or attitude?

Posted by: WalrusRex at November 25, 2013 09:15 AM (cLyUx)

186 As I've said. Ocare is a Bill Ayers wet-dream.

Yep. This guy just said it. Most, if not all of them, are thinking it.

It would be the very measure of folly to simultaneously acknowledge their brainwashing at almost every level, but dismiss this as too extreme for them to have accepted along with it. The journalism or poli sci graduates, or the newly minted JDs, are steeped in this shit as well, and have internalized it on at least some level.

Posted by: grognard at November 25, 2013 09:15 AM (/29Nl)

187 There's no such thing as indigenous peoples. In 1492, every tribe that controlled a speck of territory on the planet did so because they took it from another tribe.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at November 25, 2013 09:16 AM (ZPrif)

188 Is this a revenge to skin color or to some belief or attitude?

Posted by: WalrusRex at November 25, 2013 01:15 PM (cLyUx)

I EXPECT it's a reference to both, namely that a particular shade of skin color that tends to be associated with a particular attitude.

But I have no idea, because I'm not a filthy racist bitch like Orca.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/b][/i][/u] at November 25, 2013 09:16 AM (4df7R)

189 American Horror Story Coven is campy outrageous fun. Loved the first year, hated the second and stopped watching after 1 and one half episodes. Love this year

Posted by: thunderb at November 25, 2013 09:16 AM (zOTsN)

190 In 1492, every tribe that controlled a speck of territory on the planet did so because they took it from another tribe.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at November 25, 2013 01:16 PM (ZPrif)

*shrug* You don't have to tell me. But try to convince a lefty of that.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/b][/i][/u] at November 25, 2013 09:17 AM (4df7R)

191 Posted by: bonhomme at November 25, 2013 01:14 PM (sByIH) A boy baby?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 25, 2013 09:17 AM (23Kgq)

192 fudgey refers to a very dark skin tone, just like high yellow means nearly white. Alllll about skin color

Posted by: thunderb at November 25, 2013 09:17 AM (zOTsN)

193 The journalism or poli sci graduates, or the newly minted JDs, are steeped in this shit as well, and have internalized it on at least some level. I heard a story once where at a University a professor "came out" as Conservative to a few of his favorite students. They told him, "Oh we knew". How, you ask? Because he didn't start every class with the douchy liberal version of a homily against all things Fox News or GWB or whatever the RAGE OF THE DAY was. That set him apart as Conservative.

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b] at November 25, 2013 09:18 AM (sByIH)

194 Love this year Posted by: thunderb at November 25, 2013 01:16 PM (zOTsN) and Fiona is a see you next tuesday to end all of them. again, so I've heard.

Posted by: CAC at November 25, 2013 09:18 AM (1Ila9)

195 fudgeys" like Wesley Snipes - Is this a revenge to skin color or t - I meant reference to skin color.

Posted by: WalrusRex at November 25, 2013 09:18 AM (cLyUx)

196 Actually, to make up for that here are some Thanksgiving cakes which are rather amusing, not disturbing: http://www.cakewrecks.com/

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 25, 2013 09:19 AM (23Kgq)

197 198 fudgey refers to a very dark skin tone, just like high yellow means nearly white. Alllll about skin color At my old job, the light-skinned blacks called the dark-skinned blacks "Kunta Kintes" and the dark-skinned blacks called the light-skinned blacks "shit-colored mofos." But that's not rayciss at all. Only crackas can be rayciss.

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at November 25, 2013 09:19 AM (7ObY1)

198 A boy baby? HA! So girls come out looking pink and healthy and boys come out looking oxygen deprived. Interesting.

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b] at November 25, 2013 09:19 AM (sByIH)

199

in fact, I am certain that several years ago, Ms Winfrey, noted celebrity Racist, did an entire show on black racism based on gradations of color. But only to other blacks, not non-blacks

Posted by: thunderb at November 25, 2013 09:21 AM (zOTsN)

200 its all BS. Nutty Prof needs therapy to figure out why he is so angry all the time. Or meds. And a big, tall glass of shut the fuck up

Posted by: thunderb at November 25, 2013 09:23 AM (zOTsN)

201
No IT is not. I am not PERmitted TO lie. Cake awaits you INNNNNNN the next test chamber, NEAR the neurotoxins.
Posted by: GLaDOS at November 25, 2013 12:59 PM (TIIx5)

Spurwing Plover == GLaDOS?!?!

Posted by: HoboJerky, now with 56% more DOOM! at November 25, 2013 01:00 PM (09o/X)

As paRT of a required test PROTOcal, our previous statement THAT I am not permitted TO lie was a compLETE fabrication. The cake is TASTY and does not conTAIN neurotoxins.

Speculation ON the identity of the test chamber OPERATING system is not PERmitted.

Posted by: GLaDOS at November 25, 2013 09:23 AM (TIIx5)

202 I am fascinated by how that prof's twisted mind works that he's only pro race-mixing when the chick is white. Seems to me he actually really does think race-mixing is some horrible, degrading act of defilement -- but he likes the idea of white women being defiled. If it's a black woman/white dude then he's out there with the Klan railing against miscegenation. It seems clear he finds the idea of a white man and black woman being in love to be an inherently evil idea, or just impossible, the evil white man has to be a rapist and the noble black woman has to have been deceived or something. It's an intriguingly fucked-up worldview that dude has.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at November 25, 2013 09:23 AM (ZPrif)

203 New one!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/b][/i][/u] at November 25, 2013 09:24 AM (4df7R)

204 Some of you may be fogey enough to remember The Yellow Rose of Texas which I didn't realize was a reference to race for decades.

Posted by: WalrusRex at November 25, 2013 09:24 AM (cLyUx)

205 whats with the dorked up capitalization? WTF?

Posted by: thunderb at November 25, 2013 09:25 AM (zOTsN)

206 "Yes, we had a Pol Pot theme. It was memorable!
Posted by: Professor Noel Igantiev at November 25, 2013 12:48 PM"

Pol Pot stickers?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 25, 2013 09:27 AM (knoK7)

207 Anyway, even if one was able to kill of all the white people, nature would just make more.

It was an adaptation to survive northern climes.

The gene is already intertwined with far too many brown and black skins.

She'll bring it back.

'Cause Mother Nature is a Racist.

PS: What about a black albino? Shall he be killed or put in a zoo for the nice professor's enjoyment?

Posted by: RoyalOil at November 25, 2013 09:29 AM (VjL9S)

208 In the past, it would take at least two people to contain all that psychosis, possibly three.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at November 25, 2013 12:46 PM (0HooB)

Who says human evolution has stopped?

Posted by: J. Random Dude at November 25, 2013 09:29 AM (8OfdL)

209

>>Yes. And before the evil settlers arrived, Native Americans were peacefulsages who existed in harmony with nature.

.That one really trips my trigger. The North American Natives were some of the most violent slave owning people that ever existed.

Posted by: Registered Voter at November 25, 2013 09:29 AM (nUbHY)

210

This all fine because these are the people who thought they were "getting" health care. Now they realize they are being "sold" healthcare.

A growing up moment for most of them.

Posted by: steve at November 25, 2013 09:30 AM (Y3rxS)

211

I saw Vagina Cake open for Merkin at Lilith Fair 2001.

It ~~was awful~~ stank.

FIFY.

Posted by: Face-Sized Spider at November 25, 2013 09:33 AM (zF6Iw)

212 172 I'd take that guy's class just to fail it. And fail it I would. In a blaze of fucking glory.
Posted by: grognard at November 25, 2013 01:05 PM (/29Nl)

Oh, it'd be so sweet.

Go breezing into class every day. "Hey, professor! What fresh genocide are you planning to encourage today?

"Say, I wonder if (insert name of random spree killer) got a hold of some of your lecture notes, and that's why he went and killed all those people. You know, I think I'll mention that to the newspaper. That could be a really good lead for establishing motive!

"This class is great, professor! I'm already applying it to every day life!"

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at November 25, 2013 01:09 PM (4df7R)

Wrong strategy.

Take the class. Parrot everything he says, take copious notes. Simply change all references to the evil whites to whatever the outrage minority du jour is. Write a fake memoir called "The Spring of Hatred" based on notes. Reveal in afterword that all this is true, except the whites were the blasphemed group--or wait until after you get the Pulitzer/Nobel and then reveal it, either way.

Posted by: Conservative Crank at November 25, 2013 09:35 AM (sQ0LB)

213 I dorked all you CRACKAS in the squeakhole.... just like Reggie "chocolate thunder" Love does to me

Posted by: Preezy Barrycade O'Choomer at November 25, 2013 09:39 AM (Jls4P)

214 Celebrity Racist Oprah Winfrey. Stolen, stolen, stolen, and stolen.

Posted by: akula51[/b][/i][/s] at November 25, 2013 10:07 AM (Iyi/j)

215 As my Uncle Frank always taught me, wealth is just better when you spread it around.

Posted by: The Red Diaper Baby in the White House at November 25, 2013 10:34 AM (KZcFn)

216 I'm pretty upset about Obamacare right now, but I'll forget all about it come next November. I'll just get used to it, like high gas prices. In fact, I can't even remember what this post was about. That Obama sure seems like a nice guy though. I can't understand why anyone wouldn't like him. Hey! It's turkey day this week! Gonna get me some turkey and watch me some football. Yawn. What, you still there? What was we talking about?

Posted by: Joe Blow x 200 million at November 25, 2013 10:59 AM (yhJhK)

217 So, the promise of Obamacare was to force people to buy insurance, with the promise of footing part or all of the bill (with other people's money). The reality of Obamacare is: it just forces you to buy insurance weither or not you can afford it...and thanks to the new mandates that insurance has to cover, you can't.

Posted by: Dr. Mr. Badman at November 25, 2013 11:38 AM (MlqTY)

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