July 23, 2013
— Ace He half-confesses, but he gets sneaky and dishonest about it, as usual.
While he admits that the sexts are his, he refuses to confirm or deny the most important part of the allegation: The timeframe. The allegation is that these sexts occurred as late as December 2012, when, supposedly, per his glowing Recovery Narrative in the New York Times and other bastions of leftist propaganda, his Journey of Healing and Self-Discovery was already half-completed.
After all, he pronounced himself cured, and the Journey of Healing and Self-Discovery over, effectively, when he declared for Mayor and announced himself a "changed man."
Now, a December 2012 sext-spree is not compatible with that Official Narrative and Timeline, so he refuses to say if the woman's allegations of the timeline are true -- but he strongly implies they're false, by admitting parts, and then claiming that other parts of the allegations are untrue.
And thus, he confirms the part we already knew -- that he's a faithless sexually-compulsive risk-courting walking $100 millon lawsuit against the city waiting to happen -- and hence won't damage him politically, while denying the truly politically dangerous part, that he was all these things as recently as this past Christmas.
Here's the full, sneaky, mendacious statement:
“I said that other texts and photos were likely to come out, and today they have. As I have said in the past, these things that I did were wrong and hurtful to my wife and caused us to go through challenges in our marriage that extended past my resignation from Congress.While some things that have been posted today are true and some are not, there is no question that what I did was wrong. This behavior is behind me. I've apologized to Huma and am grateful that she has worked through these issues with me and for her forgiveness. I want to again say that I am very sorry to anyone who was on the receiving end of these messages and the disruption that this has caused.
As my wife and I have said, we are focused on moving forward.”
The behavior is behind him? Since when? I have Netflix discs out longer than he's supposedly been a "Changed Man (TM)."
A city can survive a sexual-compulsive. Hell, a state can survive one, apparently. So can a country.
But what it can't survive is a junkie. Ever talk to a junkie? They only have two modes of expression: 1, Trying to con you into giving them something (so they can use it to get their next high) and 2, lying about their usage.
It's literally all they know. The Junkie Habit becomes the core of their human drive. Their entire survival mode -- which is about 85% of the critical parts of the human brain -- is geared to Continuing the Junk and Then Lying About It to Everyone.
Thanks to Sexton for highlighting that fact, which I got misled about due to the NY Post's headline (which implies he confessed the timeline).
By the way: I think the story below is too important to get stomped by this news. But this is breaking news, and it's in the comments.
Just don't hold it against me when I bump that NY Daily Narrative story later. I don't want it to be lost in the shuffle.
Oh, and one more thing:
Aren't we all, deep down, in places we don't like to talk about, really Carlos Danger?
Have you ever let your lover see Carlos Danger in yourself?
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Posted by: blaster at July 23, 2013 11:31 AM (W6bkf)
Posted by: I Be That Chick On Her iPad at July 23, 2013 11:32 AM (hgT3V)
Posted by: Carlos Endangered at July 23, 2013 11:32 AM (N3Al8)
Posted by: blaster at July 23, 2013 11:32 AM (W6bkf)
2. Gotta trademark Carlos Danger, the exhibitionist Superhero before DC Comics does
Posted by: Jean at July 23, 2013 11:32 AM (CMlD4)
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translation: I order you to stop talking about this.
Posted by: Mallfly at July 23, 2013 11:32 AM (bJm7W)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) - Passing through Rage & Out the Other Side at July 23, 2013 11:32 AM (/PCJa)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) - Passing through Rage & Out the Other Side at July 23, 2013 11:33 AM (/PCJa)
Posted by: Bayou City at July 23, 2013 11:33 AM (8yWf/)
Posted by: Carlos the Jackal at July 23, 2013 11:33 AM (l3vZN)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) - Passing through Rage & Out the Other Side at July 23, 2013 11:33 AM (/PCJa)
Posted by: Cato at July 23, 2013 11:33 AM (KJnit)
Posted by: blaster at July 23, 2013 11:34 AM (W6bkf)
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, critic of everything at July 23, 2013 11:34 AM (baL2B)
Posted by: EC at July 23, 2013 11:35 AM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) - Passing through Rage & Out the Other Side at July 23, 2013 11:35 AM (/PCJa)
Posted by: Charlie Safety at July 23, 2013 11:35 AM (m2CN7)
Weiner vs. Filner for the Mayor of Hell.
Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at July 23, 2013 11:36 AM (EGPJQ)
That's a great marriage he has there. Getting stronger all of the time, too.
Who wouldn't want a partner like this?
Mayor? Mayor is too small an office for a man of this integrity. I smell "Emperor."
Emperor Crotch-Selfie The First
Posted by: RobM1981 at July 23, 2013 11:36 AM (oeqMh)
"I did not have sex with this weiner."
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, critic of everything at July 23, 2013 11:36 AM (baL2B)
Posted by: Cato at July 23, 2013 11:37 AM (KJnit)
Posted by: Charlie Safety at July 23, 2013 11:37 AM (m2CN7)
Posted by: Carlos Danger at July 23, 2013 11:37 AM (B/VB5)
Posted by: MostlyRight at July 23, 2013 03:32 PM (w9AQ4)
It's all yours.
Posted by: flounder at July 23, 2013 11:37 AM (Kkt/i)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 23, 2013 11:37 AM (9Xc5j)
Posted by: Farpost at July 23, 2013 11:38 AM (jMTLR)
I think he meant to say Carl los Dangler was his name but what with all that blood rushing to his ..er....head.. he typed it wrong.
A Very Fine Democrat example he is!
Has he tried sexting or tweetin the Lyin kING?
Posted by: Concealedkerry or submitt at July 23, 2013 11:38 AM (vXqv3)
What would the media's reaction be if a republican took the name "Carlos?" My ears bleed at the thought of their screams.
Posted by: Brewer at July 23, 2013 11:38 AM (eV1I0)
Posted by: Rock Johnson at July 23, 2013 11:38 AM (w9AQ4)
Posted by: mrshad at July 23, 2013 11:38 AM (Xqfwb)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) - Passing through Rage & Out the Other Side at July 23, 2013 11:38 AM (/PCJa)
Posted by: garrett at July 23, 2013 11:38 AM (X6qro)
Posted by: Michael "Ron Mexico" Vick at July 23, 2013 11:38 AM (o44nj)
Posted by: Carlos Dangerfield at July 23, 2013 11:38 AM (baL2B)
Out here in Commiefornia, we had a mayor of San Francisco doing blow off his desk, and fucking his best friend's wife in the mayoral office in between visits by sleazy bagmen carrying satchels of cash, and driving around town while apparently the worse for drink. He was re-elected. And then went on to be elected Lieutenant Governor.
Because, gay marriage. Trumps all other issues and questions.
Posted by: torquewrench at July 23, 2013 11:38 AM (gqT4g)
Posted by: Carlos Danger the fearless superhero with no shame at July 23, 2013 11:39 AM (CMlD4)
Posted by: Swallow Johnson at July 23, 2013 11:39 AM (w9AQ4)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 23, 2013 11:39 AM (9Xc5j)
Posted by: alexthechick - Commence drinking now. at July 23, 2013 11:39 AM (VtjlW)
Posted by: bonhomme at July 23, 2013 11:39 AM (45N4D)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 23, 2013 11:40 AM (9Xc5j)
Posted by: Carlos Danger moves on at July 23, 2013 11:40 AM (baL2B)
Posted by: Dr Spank at July 23, 2013 11:40 AM (qRasw)
Posted by: Carlos Danger at July 23, 2013 11:40 AM (GQ8sn)
But he is a good-looking leftist in New York.
Posted by: mrshad at July 23, 2013 03:38 PM (Xqfwb)
You lost me right there.
Posted by: Charlie Safety at July 23, 2013 11:40 AM (m2CN7)
Yes Ace...everyone goes south every now and then.
Posted by: Sandra Flook at July 23, 2013 11:40 AM (jvd3N)
Posted by: mrshad at July 23, 2013 11:41 AM (Xqfwb)
Mayor Weiner-Danger.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 23, 2013 11:41 AM (lVPtV)
Well, should he win, we can at least have dozens of glorious headlines.
I propose all future headlines about future Mayor Weiner be written as Steven Seagal movie titles.
Carlos Danger IS Soft On Crime
Carlos Danger IS Unable to Manage
Carlos Danger IS Out for Soda
Well, obviously I'm terrible at three word movie titles. But I'm sure the Horde can do better.
Posted by: Austin in TX at July 23, 2013 11:41 AM (lKVc4)
http://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/1322718/82504486.JPG
Posted by: Waterhouse at July 23, 2013 11:41 AM (uYaYO)
he is a good-looking leftist
whaaaa
I gotta throw a flag on that
he sends pictures of his penis because its better looking than his face
Posted by: thunderb at July 23, 2013 11:41 AM (zOTsN)
the people who vote probably do care. it's just that they are to stupid and uninformed to know
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 23, 2013 03:39 PM (9Xc5j)
To be honest, is there any other, better, choice for NYC mayor?
Admit it, Wiener is probably the most conservative, viable, candidate running for office. The Buckley-Rule compels us to support Anthony's election.
Posted by: Serious Cat at July 23, 2013 11:41 AM (UypUQ)
Posted by: Carlos Danger at July 23, 2013 11:41 AM (B/VB5)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) - Passing through Rage & Out the Other Side at July 23, 2013 11:42 AM (/PCJa)
Posted by: Bart at July 23, 2013 11:42 AM (i0FCm)
I used up my few Carlos Danger snarks previously. Except for this quote lifted directly from him:
Aww, but she could be so hot if she wanted to. She's like all these babes, you get their pilot lit, they could suck start a leafblower. And she's got the most incredible body too and a pair of titties that make you wanna stand up and beg for buttermilk. Ass like a ten year old boy! AHAHAHAHA!
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 23, 2013 11:42 AM (4+FWp)
Posted by: Carlos Danger the fearless superhero with no shame at July 23, 2013 11:42 AM (CMlD4)
Posted by: dfbaskwill at July 23, 2013 11:42 AM (71LDo)
Posted by: wooga at July 23, 2013 11:42 AM (lgLDj)
Out here in Commiefornia, we had a mayor of San Francisco doing blow off his desk, and fucking his best friend's wife in the mayoral office in between visits by sleazy bagmen carrying satchels of cash, and driving around town while apparently the worse for drink. He was re-elected. And then went on to be elected Lieutenant Governor.
Because, gay marriage. Trumps all other issues and questions.
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For a lot of people it's name recognition, followed by the (D) after the name.
In the 2010 elections, the big statewide campaigns (Governor, Lt. Governor, Senator, State AG) all had pretty much the same percentages voting for D and R with one exception - Steve Cooley, who was running as a Republican for State AG, and who had formerly served as DA for LA County, got a much larger chunk of the vote than any of the other Republican candidates did.
He still lost, unfortunately.
Posted by: junior at July 23, 2013 11:42 AM (UWFpX)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) - Passing through Rage & Out the Other Side at July 23, 2013 11:43 AM (/PCJa)
Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at July 23, 2013 11:43 AM (+lsX1)
Posted by: Henry Rollins at July 23, 2013 11:43 AM (GLv5I)
You'll be queen of New York and you won't have to go down on Hillary, they said!
Posted by: Huma Weiner at July 23, 2013 11:43 AM (Yy2ZT)
Posted by: AltonJackson at July 23, 2013 11:44 AM (9HP5k)
Posted by: steevy at July 23, 2013 11:44 AM (9XBK2)
Posted by: Huma Weiner at July 23, 2013 11:44 AM (Yy2ZT)
Posted by: Calres Yohansennen at July 23, 2013 11:44 AM (0It32)
Is Huma going to hypenate her name now?
Huma Danger-Weiner
That will look good on their stationery.
Posted by: RobM1981 at July 23, 2013 11:44 AM (oeqMh)
Aren't we all, deep down, in places we don't like to talk about, really Carlos Danger?
Have you ever let your lover see Carlos Danger in yourself?
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Carlos Danger = Hold my beer, watch this........
Posted by: Soona at July 23, 2013 11:45 AM (OQZsz)
It's true, Huma is changing her name to "Huma Danger".
Posted by: Carlos Danger at July 23, 2013 03:41 PM (B/VB5)
Here I thought she'd be Hummer Danger.
Posted by: steveegg at July 23, 2013 11:45 AM (o44nj)
Carlos Danger wants to be the Master of your Domain New Yorkers, is he the Master of his?
Posted by: Carlos Danger the fearless superhero with no shame at July 23, 2013 11:46 AM (CMlD4)
I smell "Emperor."
Speaking of which, this morning I seem to have developed a chaffing injury during my treadmill exercises. Whether this is due to humidity, a different laundry detergent or the fact my balls are starting hang a bit lower, we'll never know.
However, at the moment it became apparent that I was "injured", I imagined throngs of loyal subjects outside in a vigil praying for my recovery - consumed with fear that their monarch had other things on his mind than their welfare.
This must be how the Royals feel when thinking about the English commoners, or how Obama feel about the press.
Posted by: jwest at July 23, 2013 11:46 AM (u2a4R)
Posted by: CarlosDanger at July 23, 2013 11:46 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Carlos Dangerously at July 23, 2013 11:46 AM (vOq2q)
Posted by: It could be worse at July 23, 2013 11:46 AM (baL2B)
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I know where is going to end now. "Huma Rodham Abedin." I WAS SO CLOSE, TOO!
OH, GET OVER HERE, ANTHONY, YOU LITTLE PERVERT! *smack*
Posted by: Huma Weiner at July 23, 2013 11:47 AM (Yy2ZT)
Posted by: CarlosDanger at July 23, 2013 11:47 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) - Passing through Rage & Out the Other Side at July 23, 2013 11:47 AM (/PCJa)
Never were a man and a city so perfect for each other.
Posted by: somebody else, not me at July 23, 2013 11:47 AM (29vnO)
#JusticeForCarlos
Posted by: Carlos Danger is offensive to Hispanics at July 23, 2013 03:43 PM
His cack is White Hispanic. We're all Wieners now.
Posted by: Minnfidel at July 23, 2013 11:47 AM (BsIKy)
Q: What's the difference between Anthony Wiener and a real wiener?
A: One is a dick and the other is a dick.
Posted by: Charlie Safety at July 23, 2013 11:47 AM (m2CN7)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 23, 2013 11:47 AM (9Xc5j)
Posted by: CarlosDanger at July 23, 2013 11:47 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Carlos Danger the fearless superhero with no shame at July 23, 2013 11:47 AM (CMlD4)
(I dunno what that has to do with Wiener, but I thought I'd mention it.)
Posted by: Billy Joel at July 23, 2013 11:48 AM (BDU/a)
Posted by: Minnfidel at July 23, 2013 11:48 AM (BsIKy)
Posted by: Princess Charlotte of Danger at July 23, 2013 11:48 AM (46UXb)
Posted by: BLACK FLAG at July 23, 2013 11:48 AM (X6qro)
If he were clean here, he'd make a definitive statement like "I've never sent anyone any sexually inappropriate texts since I resigned public office".
That he hasn't, all by itself, strongly implies guilt, and given the guys history of parsing statements and outright lying, IMO its completely reasonable to infer guilt.
Posted by: looking closely at July 23, 2013 11:48 AM (PwGfd)
Posted by: CarlosDanger at July 23, 2013 11:48 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: CarlosDanger at July 23, 2013 11:49 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 23, 2013 11:49 AM (lu/If)
A wise man once said this:
"A house divided against itself cannot stand. I believe this government cannot endure, permanently, half slave and half free. I do not expect the Union to be dissolved — I do not expect the house to fall — but I do expect it will cease to be divided. It will become all one thing or all the other."
Right now, it is on the road to being all of one thing. What are *you* going to do when the moment comes to do something about it?
Posted by: Mr. Happy-Ounce of Prevention, Pound of Cure at July 23, 2013 11:49 AM (NqPnn)
Posted by: bonhomme at July 23, 2013 03:48 PM (45N4D)
That one's awesome.
Posted by: Austin in TX at July 23, 2013 11:49 AM (lKVc4)
Posted by: baldilocks at July 23, 2013 11:49 AM (R6s86)
Posted by: I Be That Chick On Her iPad at July 23, 2013 11:49 AM (hgT3V)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 23, 2013 11:50 AM (659DL)
Posted by: somebody else, not me at July 23, 2013 11:50 AM (29vnO)
Posted by: Carlos Danger at July 23, 2013 11:50 AM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 23, 2013 11:50 AM (BDU/a)
Just what new Yawk City needs in a Mayor,
Fun, adventurous, unafraid to let it all hang out, up all night, hard, at computer or tweets, unafraid of NSA peepers or Obamas creepers, horney as hell and not afraid to tell, a son of the Liberal Helen Thomas and Whorealdo just liberal enough to show ya his stuff!
The whole gaddamn world is laughing their asses off at what we have become as a nation!
Rome burned before this phase of depravity!
Posted by: Concealedkerry or submitt at July 23, 2013 11:50 AM (vXqv3)
Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at July 23, 2013 11:50 AM (ymovd)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at July 23, 2013 11:51 AM (XIxXP)
Posted by: NSA at July 23, 2013 11:51 AM (eHIJJ)
Posted by: Carlos Danger at July 23, 2013 11:51 AM (GQ8sn)
The common denominator here is the D factor.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 23, 2013 11:51 AM (lVPtV)
Posted by: MostlyRight at July 23, 2013 03:46 PM (w9AQ4)
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Yes. Yes he is. And NYC deserves him.
Posted by: Soona at July 23, 2013 11:52 AM (OQZsz)
Here's the thing about sex addiction. Everyone is a sex addict. Especially men. We're biologically hardwired to plant seeds in as many fields as possible.
Some of us just have self restraint, or that little voice in our heads that says "no, sending dick pics to high school girls is a bad idea." Someone that lacks said little voice may not be the person you want in charge of anything.
Posted by: Jollyroger at July 23, 2013 11:52 AM (t06LC)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 23, 2013 11:52 AM (9Xc5j)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) - Passing through Rage & Out the Other Side at July 23, 2013 11:52 AM (/PCJa)
Posted by: Carlos Dangerfield at July 23, 2013 11:52 AM (l3vZN)
Posted by: Carlos Danger at July 23, 2013 03:51 PM (GQ8sn)
At least he wears his socks!
Posted by: Dem Perversions at July 23, 2013 11:52 AM (baL2B)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/u][/i][/b] at July 23, 2013 11:52 AM (CA2NO)
Posted by: CarlosDanger at July 23, 2013 11:53 AM (zOTsN)
Spitzer is sociopathic. . .he just hasn't send anyone genital images.
Posted by: looking closely at July 23, 2013 11:53 AM (PwGfd)
Posted by: Carlos Danger at July 23, 2013 11:53 AM (/9IC1)
if Anthony Weiner Carlos Danger had never been a Democrat politician, and had done what he's done on his boss's dime, would he be seeking promotion, or would he just be begging to keep his job?
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What job?
Posted by: Carlos Danger's Hypothetical Private Sector Boss at July 23, 2013 11:53 AM (UWFpX)
1. Cheat on wife, get caught.
2. Apologize, warn that other women you banged may come forward.
3. Cheat on wife again, get caught.
4. Refer wife to #2. "I already said more women might come forward. Geez, how many more times do I have to apologize"?
Posted by: Hollowpoint at July 23, 2013 11:53 AM (SY2Kh)
Posted by: Barry O'Bama at July 23, 2013 11:53 AM (hd2t/)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 23, 2013 11:53 AM (+98Gb)
Stay naked, My Friends
Posted by: Carlos Danger at July 23, 2013 11:54 AM (/9IC1)
Posted by: rickb223 at July 23, 2013 11:54 AM (9tY8T)
Posted by: Geraldo Danger at July 23, 2013 11:54 AM (eHIJJ)
Posted by: Lincolntf at July 23, 2013 11:54 AM (ZshNr)
And that was my feeling as well, that Z edged Weiner by a hair.
Posted by: Bayou City at July 23, 2013 11:54 AM (8yWf/)
Posted by: The littl shyning man at July 23, 2013 11:55 AM (8YnX9)
babes, you get their pilot lit, they could suck start a leafblower. And
she's got the most incredible body too and a pair of titties that make
you wanna stand up and beg for buttermilk. Ass like a ten year old boy!
AHAHAHAHA!
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 23, 2013 03:42 PM"
He's navel lint.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 23, 2013 11:55 AM (knoK7)
Posted by: Y-not, noted fuddy duddy at July 23, 2013 11:55 AM (5H6zj)
I think what you're trying to say is 'The balls on that Weiner'
Posted by: Hollowpoint at July 23, 2013 11:55 AM (SY2Kh)
Posted by: Marco Rubio at July 23, 2013 11:55 AM (/9IC1)
Posted by: Minnfidel at July 23, 2013 11:55 AM (BsIKy)
Well, its certainly not going to HELP him.
He's going to minimize and deny, as usual, the press won't call him on it, and unfortunately Breitbart isn't around any more to kick his ass again.
I'd say this depends on what else is out there.
A constant drip. . .drip. . .drip of purulent material? That's not good for *any* kind of Wiener.
Posted by: looking closely at July 23, 2013 11:56 AM (PwGfd)
Posted by: S&G at July 23, 2013 11:56 AM (61B4w)
Look, the citizens of NYC are going to elect a progressive, pro-redistribution, hypocritical moral scold as their next mayor. The Bloomberg era taught us that. With that is a given, why can't we at least have some fun mocking him for his entire term?
I say _you go_, Mayor Danger!
Posted by: ZBBMcFate at July 23, 2013 11:56 AM (Hj9yW)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 23, 2013 11:56 AM (ImNoD)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/u][/i][/b] at July 23, 2013 11:56 AM (CA2NO)
Posted by: Ray Van Dune at July 23, 2013 11:57 AM (Dxb1S)
Posted by: rickb223 at July 23, 2013 11:57 AM (9tY8T)
Posted by: None of the Above Danger at July 23, 2013 11:57 AM (eHIJJ)
Posted by: ejo at July 23, 2013 11:57 AM (GXvSO)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) - Passing through Rage & Out the Other Side at July 23, 2013 03:52 PM (/PCJa)
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Why? Are you getting an idea, Allen?
Posted by: Soona at July 23, 2013 11:57 AM (OQZsz)
Posted by: Charlie Safety at July 23, 2013 03:55 PM (m2CN7)
It's both awesome that others are good at this and frustrating mine were so lame.
Posted by: Austin in TX at July 23, 2013 11:57 AM (lKVc4)
*carrying chalkboard*
His real name is Arty Morty!
Posted by: bonhomme at July 23, 2013 11:57 AM (WhJf8)
Say Hello to my stinky little friend!
Posted by: Carlos Now with 50% more Danger at July 23, 2013 11:57 AM (BsIKy)
Posted by: Jollyroger
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I have Mrs. Firefly who would pour boiling bacon grease on my crotch, while I slept, if she ever found out I was sending dic-pics to high school girls. The little voice in my head sounds like the claxon announcing "GENERAL QUARTERS!!!"
Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at July 23, 2013 11:57 AM (ymovd)
Posted by: CarlosDanger at July 23, 2013 11:57 AM (zOTsN)
Apparently, 'Carlos Spiceyweiner' was taken.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 23, 2013 11:57 AM (knoK7)
Posted by: rickb223 at July 23, 2013 11:58 AM (9tY8T)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 23, 2013 11:58 AM (lVPtV)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) - Passing through Rage & Out the Other Side at July 23, 2013 11:58 AM (/PCJa)
Posted by: Dagnar Claros at July 23, 2013 11:58 AM (vOq2q)
Is that name trade marked yet!
I'll take a couple thousand of those Carlos Danger T Shirts and ball caps please, complete with dick pic on front and back!
Posted by: Huma, campaign coordinator and Weiner picker at July 23, 2013 11:58 AM (vXqv3)
Posted by: Carlos Now with 50% more Danger at July 23, 2013 11:59 AM (BsIKy)
What's so hard to understand?
The guy is sociopathic and absolutely shameless.
IMO, the only real mystery here is if the city of NY elects this clown with his history. Despite being fairly liberal, that's not entirely a foregone conclusion; they did elect Giuliani, and he's a Republican.
Posted by: looking closely at July 23, 2013 11:59 AM (6Q9g2)
Posted by: baldilocks at July 23, 2013 11:59 AM (R6s86)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at July 23, 2013 11:59 AM (32Ze2)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 23, 2013 12:00 PM (9Xc5j)
@206
Whatever works. My wife is a good shot.
Still, it says something about one's strategic goals and logical skills to be able to know that one's actions have consequences that will outweigh any temporary impulse and therefore not act on them, removing the obvious moral component.
Posted by: Jollyroger at July 23, 2013 12:00 PM (t06LC)
Posted by: Lincolntf at July 23, 2013 12:00 PM (ZshNr)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 23, 2013 12:00 PM (9Xc5j)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 23, 2013 12:00 PM (ImNoD)
Posted by: The Rent is Too Damn High Guy at July 23, 2013 12:01 PM (29vnO)
Posted by: Carlos Now with 50% more Danger at July 23, 2013 12:01 PM (BsIKy)
Posted by: speedster1 at July 23, 2013 12:01 PM (v40Bj)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) - Passing through Rage & Out the Other Side at July 23, 2013 12:01 PM (/PCJa)
Posted by: LP at July 23, 2013 12:01 PM (bbx5K)
Your little voice is the voice of reason.
Weiner and his ilk (sociopathic power-hungry scumbags) have no voice in their heads, other than the one that suggests ways to avoid responsibility for dic-pics and tit-grabbing and taking money for favors.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 23, 2013 12:01 PM (gqgiP)
Posted by: Dick Dangerous, American at July 23, 2013 12:02 PM (rXcBX)
If Ace hadn't decided to bitterly cling to control of this website, Carlos Danger T-shirts and hats would already be in the online store.
Posted by: jwest at July 23, 2013 12:02 PM (u2a4R)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) - Passing through Rage & Out the Other Side at July 23, 2013 03:58 PM (/PCJa)
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Hmmmm. I'm going for it. I need a promotion and there's this hawt little middle-manager in my department...........
Posted by: Soona at July 23, 2013 12:02 PM (OQZsz)
Posted by: I Be That Chick On Her iPad at July 23, 2013 12:02 PM (hgT3V)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 23, 2013 04:00 PM.............Consider it done. Prayers to your husband and you as well.
Posted by: Minnfidel at July 23, 2013 12:02 PM (BsIKy)
Posted by: Dem Perversions at July 23, 2013 12:02 PM (baL2B)
missing Breitbart
Posted by: Not an Artist at July 23, 2013 12:02 PM (uRumV)
I'm sure Ace would be glad to help you with T-Shirt marketing advice.
Posted by: Paul Anka Danger at July 23, 2013 12:02 PM (eHIJJ)
Posted by: baldilocks at July 23, 2013 12:02 PM (R6s86)
Posted by: Old Carlos at July 23, 2013 12:03 PM (h8Qcp)
Posted by: flounder at July 23, 2013 12:03 PM (Kkt/i)
227 So he was posing as a white Hispanic on Twitter?
your thinking of Whorealdo, Helen Thomas' loverboy!
Posted by: Concealedkerry or submitt at July 23, 2013 12:04 PM (vXqv3)
At 11:45 a.m. local time, a Chicago man was shot in a parking lot outside the Meadows Golf Club in Blue Island. The man, Orville Nero, practiced golf, then went to his car to put his clubs away, when another car drove up and began firing at him. Nero was shot several times.
I bet Obama doesn't retire to Chicago
Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at July 23, 2013 12:04 PM (bv1ie)
@220
I always thought that one of the things about le affair de wiener was the fact was it was soooooo lame. At least Spitzer got some ass. Here Carlos just sends dicpics out to people with no confirmed cheating. (Attempted cheating?) Anyway, I mean damn. The least he could have done was pick up some insurance saleswoman up at the hotel bar after one tee many martoonies. I can't even respect his cheating.
Posted by: Jollyroger at July 23, 2013 12:04 PM (t06LC)
Carlos Danger? Is that Nick Danger's brother?
Yeah, I know: a Firesign Theater reference no one gets. 'Cause I'm old.
Posted by: troyriser at July 23, 2013 12:04 PM (vtiE6)
Posted by: B. Clinton at July 23, 2013 12:04 PM (9Xc5j)
It will be glorious times.
Posted by: Dr. Mr. Badman at July 23, 2013 12:05 PM (MlqTY)
Posted by: Dem Perversions at July 23, 2013 04:02 PM"
I could have gone my whole life without that mental image.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 23, 2013 12:05 PM (knoK7)
Posted by: Lincolntf at July 23, 2013 12:05 PM (ZshNr)
I knew our Country was really on the downslide when Jack In The Box has a commercial parodying sexting.
I'm no prude but its really disgusting since they probably direct and sell most of their food to kids.
Posted by: Charlie Safety at July 23, 2013 12:05 PM (m2CN7)
Posted by: Roy at July 23, 2013 12:05 PM (VndSC)
It's also an anagram for 'Anal Rogers DC'.
Posted by: Hollowpoint at July 23, 2013 12:05 PM (SY2Kh)
Best of luck!
[as long as she doesn't show the interviewer pictures of your dick she'll do fine]
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 23, 2013 12:05 PM (gqgiP)
***
I've heard something similar from drug addicts a thousand times. Relapsing is a part of recovery. So just ignore that I promised to do drug hab if I didn't have to go to prison and ignore this latest felony too.
Posted by: WalrusRex at July 23, 2013 12:06 PM (Hx5uv)
Posted by: UWP at July 23, 2013 12:06 PM (r98SZ)
Posted by: Carlos Now with 50% More Danger at July 23, 2013 12:06 PM (BsIKy)
Posted by: Bernie Lomax at July 23, 2013 12:06 PM (9Xc5j)
Posted by: Old Carlos at July 23, 2013 12:06 PM (h8Qcp)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 23, 2013 12:06 PM (V1ZIU)
Old? I have The Giant Rat of Sumatra on vinyl, fer cryin' out loud.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 23, 2013 12:06 PM (knoK7)
Posted by: #OccupyAnthonyWeiner'sShort at July 23, 2013 12:06 PM (bv1ie)
"I can't believe that I'm losing to this guy."
Absolutely - and he's *going* to win. We all know it.
The uberserious people of NYC will elect him not because he's best qualified, but because he's a walking tabloid page. Yes, that is truly what is important.
Posted by: Jaws at July 23, 2013 12:06 PM (4I3Uo)
Posted by: Carlos Danger the fearless superhero with no shame at July 23, 2013 12:06 PM (CMlD4)
Posted by: Carlos Danger at July 23, 2013 12:07 PM (GQ8sn)
I bet Obama doesn't retire to Chicago
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Yeesh, I've had bad days on the range/course but this...!!
Posted by: dananjcon at July 23, 2013 12:07 PM (jvd3N)
Posted by: Theodore Bundy at July 23, 2013 12:07 PM (4eNxd)
It will be glorious times.
Posted by: Dr. Mr. Badman at July 23, 2013 04:05 PM (MlqTY)
Doesn't the mayor have reverse 911 privileges? Now everything becomes clear as to why Carlos Danger, serial eye-rapist, has emerge from his rock.
Posted by: flounder at July 23, 2013 12:08 PM (Kkt/i)
Posted by: I Be That Chick On Her iPad at July 23, 2013 12:08 PM (hgT3V)
It's also an anagram for 'Anal Rogers DC'.
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Buck's younger and wimpier brother, no doubt.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 23, 2013 12:08 PM (BDU/a)
Posted by: eleven at July 23, 2013 12:08 PM (KXm42)
Posted by: steevy at July 23, 2013 12:09 PM (9XBK2)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 23, 2013 04:00 PM (ImNoD)
Prayer sent. I loathe job interviews. Posted by: Dack Thrombosis
I hate doing them from the other side of the table.
Posted by: Carlos Danger the fearless superhero with no shame at July 23, 2013 12:09 PM (CMlD4)
Posted by: Right Said Carlos Danger at July 23, 2013 12:09 PM (BAS5M)
The man, Orville Nero, practiced golf, then went to his car to put his clubs away, when another car drove up and began firing at him.
They must hate his "golf clubs"
Posted by: Steve "The Jerk" Martin at July 23, 2013 12:09 PM (bv1ie)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at July 23, 2013 12:09 PM (32Ze2)
This name is something a 13yr old superhero fan would come up with.
Odd psychology on this "man".
Posted by: bonhomme at July 23, 2013 12:09 PM (QehQP)
Harley Jammer.
http://pr0nname.com/names/porn/generate
Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at July 23, 2013 12:09 PM (spjFk)
Posted by: Ian S. at July 23, 2013 12:10 PM (B/VB5)
Posted by: Carlos Danger at July 23, 2013 12:10 PM (GQ8sn)
A source just told me two more women coming out with recent sex texts from Anthony Weiner. It seems "sex rehab" didn't take.
Posted by: Not an Artist at July 23, 2013 12:10 PM (uRumV)
Posted by: Anthony Weiner's Muslim Brotherhood In-Laws at July 23, 2013 12:10 PM (LJ2uj)
Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Carlos Danger pajamas.
Tall building get out of Carlos Dangers way.
The Most Interesting Man In the World calls Carlos Danger for advice.
Ghosts sit aroud the campfire and tell Carlos Danger stories.
Carlos Danger can cut a hot knife with butter.
Posted by: fixerupper at July 23, 2013 12:10 PM (nELVU)
Posted by: eleven at July 23, 2013 12:10 PM (KXm42)
I'm no prude but its really disgusting since they probably direct and sell most of their food to kids.
Posted by: Charlie Safety
Yeah, but Joe Camel was a crime against humanity.
Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at July 23, 2013 12:11 PM (ymovd)
Posted by: Carlos Now with 50% More Danger at July 23, 2013 12:11 PM (BsIKy)
Posted by: Jaws at July 23, 2013 04:06 PM (4I3Uo)
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Heh. Until Huma Wiener-Danger talks the city council into declaring NYC a burqa zone.
Posted by: Soona at July 23, 2013 12:11 PM (OQZsz)
Posted by: CarlosDanger at July 23, 2013 12:11 PM (zOTsN)
99
say hello to my lil frien
Posted by: CarlosDanger at July 23, 2013 03:44 PM (zOTsN)
mmmm... Vienna sausage
Posted by: Carlito Peligro at July 23, 2013 12:12 PM (wAQA5)
Carlos Danger's sperm can cure cancer but its only been seen by text.
Posted by: Charlie Safety at July 23, 2013 12:12 PM (m2CN7)
Posted by: Barry O'Bama at July 23, 2013 12:13 PM (hd2t/)
Posted by: CarlosDanger at July 23, 2013 12:13 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Lincolntf at July 23, 2013 12:14 PM (ZshNr)
Posted by: Dumbererererer at July 23, 2013 12:14 PM (bv1ie)
I'm going to continue to say this is not Anthony Weiner's problem, this is the problem of those who would elect him.
After all, where is the line? Can he kill hookers? Rape children? Eat dogs? Where do the people of New York put their collective feet down and say "enough!"
Anthony Weiner doesn't need to stop because so far the consequences aren't bad enough to cause him to stop.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 23, 2013 12:14 PM (TOk1P)
That's my handle, pal.
Posted by: Bawney 'Cocktail' Fwank at July 23, 2013 12:14 PM (knoK7)
Posted by: moki at July 23, 2013 12:14 PM (EvHC8)
Posted by: Concealedkerry or submitt at July 23, 2013 12:14 PM (vXqv3)
Posted by: Barry O'Bama at July 23, 2013 12:15 PM (hd2t/)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at July 23, 2013 12:16 PM (32Ze2)
Posted by: moki at July 23, 2013 12:16 PM (EvHC8)
The line is, "Vote like a Republican."
Posted by: bonhomme at July 23, 2013 12:16 PM (QehQP)
Posted by: Pelosi Schmelosi at July 23, 2013 12:16 PM (kIKLC)
likes: dressing up in shiny hot pants
dislikes: meanie macho men
fave foods: Beanie Weenie, Li' Smokies
feed my pet: Snausages
Posted by: Carlito Peligro at July 23, 2013 12:16 PM (wAQA5)
Posted by: DrDrill at July 23, 2013 12:17 PM (D35pv)
Posted by: eleven at July 23, 2013 12:17 PM (KXm42)
In fact, there may be some that will never come out, or will wait for maximum-civil-lawsuit-Gloria-Allred-evilness if he get's elected or in the closing campaign days.
Posted by: Marcus at July 23, 2013 12:17 PM (GGCsk)
For realsies, I heard on the radio that there was some sort of tiny penis pageant in NYC this weekend. Next year we sign up Weiner.
Posted by: Barry O'Bama at July 23, 2013 04:15 PM (hd2t/)
Tiny
penis party - I am not only a member, but I am also the president.
Posted by: Barry O'Bama at July 23, 2013 12:17 PM (Kkt/i)
Posted by: Lincolntf at July 23, 2013 12:18 PM (ZshNr)
Posted by: UWP at July 23, 2013 12:19 PM (r98SZ)
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at July 23, 2013 12:20 PM (Kkt/i)
So my guess is NY will get their Weiner and deservedly so.
Posted by: Marcus at July 23, 2013 12:20 PM (GGCsk)
If obama can get elected without any articulable accomplishments, and get reelected with his 1st term record, then I have no idea what is in the heads of the electorate. I don't think the electorate has any idea, either.
Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at July 23, 2013 12:20 PM (ymovd)
Scandal Roger, Carrel's Gonad, Orca Danglers, Go Nerd Rascal
Posted by: S&G at July 23, 2013 12:20 PM (61B4w)
Tall building get out of Carlos Dangers way.
The Most Interesting Man In the World calls Carlos Danger for advice.
Ghosts sit aroud the campfire and tell Carlos Danger stories.
Carlos Danger can cut a hot knife with butter.
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I'm gonna need some new material.
Posted by: Chuck Norris at July 23, 2013 12:20 PM (BDU/a)
321 is correct, the bigger problem are the voters who vote for idiots like Weiner. TeenieWeenie should be run out of town and shamed into living the rest of his life in obscurity far from the big city. What is likely to happen is that he becomes mayor and his bad behavior gets forgotten...until it reappears.
The maddening thing about this is lefties will forgive Lil" PeePee's behavior and make excuses for him. Well, at least they know this guy is a (small) dick.
Posted by: exurbanDoug at July 23, 2013 12:21 PM (xKQ04)
Ugh. He and his girlfriend had an abortion contract, says the headline, beyond which I refuse to go.
That's...ugly.
Posted by: Dianna at July 23, 2013 12:21 PM (DV/Ik)
Posted by: Lincolntf at July 23, 2013 12:21 PM (ZshNr)
For realsies, I heard on the radio that there was some sort of tiny
penis pageant in NYC this weekend. Next year we sign up Weiner.
Posted by: Barry O'Bama at July 23, 2013 04:15 PM (hd2t/)
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I'm going. It won't be complete relief, but it will be relief just the same.
Posted by: The Chicken at July 23, 2013 12:22 PM (OQZsz)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 23, 2013 12:22 PM (ImNoD)
Posted by: Diamond Eugene at July 23, 2013 12:23 PM (baL2B)
Posted by: Carlito Peligro at July 23, 2013 12:24 PM (wAQA5)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 23, 2013 12:26 PM (ImNoD)
Posted by: Mr. Dave at July 23, 2013 12:27 PM (h8Qcp)
He had an "abortion contract" with his skank-ass model gold digger girlfriend his rookie year. Very interesting reading, if life was a tragic farce.
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Hmm...
Wonder which side of that NOW is going to come down on?
Posted by: Carlos Danger's Hypothetical Private Sector Boss at July 23, 2013 12:28 PM (UWFpX)
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