May 29, 2013

Anthony Weiner Searching for Online Interns
— Ace

What's the worst that could happen?

The ad says the former Queens congressman wants interns...

Not really news.

... who can use “social media to enhance our message.”

And patrol toasters for loyalty.

The job is unpaid but does come with free tickle-fingers and mustache rides.

Via the sidebar, Weiner is feeling cocky, inching up in polls of Democratic voters, and now surging just behind Christine Quinn, essentially rubbing her in the tail with his erect and turgid penis.

Oops. Guess I dropped the ball on the "double entendre" thing and just went One Entendre.

via @sloane

Posted by: Ace at 12:19 PM | Comments (385)
Post contains 111 words, total size 1 kb.

1 What's a little prick between friends?

Posted by: sans_sheriff at May 29, 2013 12:20 PM (Lljg2)

2 Single Entendre for the win.

Posted by: garrett at May 29, 2013 12:21 PM (hN05n)

3 We get Weiner all the time...only it's old and limpy

Posted by: Harry Reid's Locked Little Boys in His Basement at May 29, 2013 12:21 PM (F6KtL)

4 it's rather a prickly subject.

Posted by: willow at May 29, 2013 12:21 PM (nqBYe)

5 He'll be thrust into the lead soon.

Posted by: @PurpAv[/i][/b][/u][/s] at May 29, 2013 12:21 PM (/gHaE)

6 Goal Oriented and Metric-Driven!

Posted by: garrett at May 29, 2013 12:21 PM (hN05n)

7 If you intern for Weiner, Weiner will stand up for you!

Posted by: DangerGirl @deadlyestrogen at May 29, 2013 12:21 PM (GrtrJ)

8 house parties?

gah.

Posted by: willow at May 29, 2013 12:22 PM (nqBYe)

9 Weiner will be hard to beat.

Posted by: fluffy at May 29, 2013 12:22 PM (c8bG0)

10 We'll stand behind ALL New Yorkers

Posted by: PR for the Weiner Campaign at May 29, 2013 12:22 PM (F6KtL)

11 Weiner ought to just say fuck it and go full Berlusconi. Bunga Bunga party time!

Posted by: JackStraw at May 29, 2013 12:22 PM (g1DWB)

12 Progressives really are a cocky bunch.

Posted by: willow at May 29, 2013 12:22 PM (nqBYe)

13 Enthusiastic about Weiner.

Posted by: zsasz at May 29, 2013 12:22 PM (MMC8r)

14 So what's going to be the main thrust of Weiner's campaign?

Posted by: BCochran1981 at May 29, 2013 12:22 PM (HFGlh)

15 Quit it.  I can't be  snorting with laughter here at work. 

Posted by: BurtTC at May 29, 2013 12:23 PM (TOk1P)

16 We're inching up the polls, baby. Nice and slow, just way you women voters like it.

Posted by: PR for the Weiner Campaign at May 29, 2013 12:23 PM (F6KtL)

17 metrics-driven?  Baby check out my 22cm just doesn't have the same punch.

Posted by: Jean at May 29, 2013 12:23 PM (CMlD4)

18 He sure is cocksure of himself, isn't he.

Posted by: willow at May 29, 2013 12:23 PM (nqBYe)

19 Weiner  Enjoys Swelling Support

Posted by: garrett at May 29, 2013 12:24 PM (hN05n)

20 are they going to call their house  parties weinerlicious?

Posted by: willow at May 29, 2013 12:24 PM (nqBYe)

21 Ace: "Oops. Guess I dropped the ball on the "double entendre" thing and just went One Entendre." Nah. Here's Solo Entendre: Weiner, whose name means "penis, dick, cock, hog, little buddy, second head, guy part, etc." is a dick.

Posted by: Straw man at May 29, 2013 12:24 PM (deaac)

22

As Weiner inches into lead he risks getting cocky

Posted by: Beagle at May 29, 2013 12:24 PM (sOtz/)

23 We've got three and a half months until the primary with which to play with Weiner. Let's not prematurely blow our load now.

Posted by: mugiwara at May 29, 2013 12:24 PM (W7ffl)

24 Weiner plunges into the campaign.

Posted by: fluffy at May 29, 2013 12:24 PM (c8bG0)

25 why is he trying to get longer hours for the fellas?

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 29, 2013 12:24 PM (Z9EHQ)

26 Long...ahem...hours.

Yes..Yes that's it.

Posted by: tsrblke (work)[/i][/b][/u][/s] at May 29, 2013 12:24 PM (SW3td)

27 Metric-Driven! Posted by: garrett at May 29, 2013 04:21 PM (hN05n) 15 Centimeters sounds more impressive than almost 6 inches...

Posted by: Ragamuffin at May 29, 2013 12:24 PM (fzFF6)

28 Do the interns need to be handy?

Posted by: Muad'dib at May 29, 2013 12:24 PM (KjlbF)

29 Does this job pay by the inch?

Posted by: DangerGirl @deadlyestrogen at May 29, 2013 12:25 PM (GrtrJ)

30 I bet there's going to be a lotta dudes, or girls without parents.

Posted by: Dr Spank at May 29, 2013 12:25 PM (4cRnj)

31 No fatties.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 29, 2013 12:25 PM (TOk1P)

32 I note the absence  of the   word   "humidor."

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at May 29, 2013 12:25 PM (0HooB)

33 We're gonna ram our way to the Mayor's House

Posted by: PR for the Weiner Campaign at May 29, 2013 12:25 PM (F6KtL)

34 On Weiner's Surge : No Astroturf Here

Posted by: garrett at May 29, 2013 12:25 PM (hN05n)

35 Looks like it's going to be a short election season.

Posted by: Soona at May 29, 2013 12:25 PM (85lop)

36 Oh, he'll be stiff competition all right.

Posted by: joncelli at May 29, 2013 12:25 PM (RD7QR)

37 I have Donald Manes' steak knife I can give him...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 29, 2013 12:25 PM (+98Gb)

38 Goal Oriented and Metric-Driven!


**


Metric Driven??  WTF is that supposed to mean?



Posted by: Joseph-Michel Montgolfier at May 29, 2013 12:26 PM (jvd3N)

39 Weiner may be a dick but you can't beat him!

Posted by: JackStraw at May 29, 2013 12:26 PM (g1DWB)

40 Since when did applying for an internship require an instagram account

Posted by: Jean at May 29, 2013 12:26 PM (CMlD4)

41 The campaign remains flaccid.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at May 29, 2013 12:26 PM (b9K4P)

42 Weiner/Holder '16.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 29, 2013 12:26 PM (+98Gb)

43 All Weiner interns receive a free pearl necklace!

Posted by: DangerGirl @deadlyestrogen at May 29, 2013 12:26 PM (GrtrJ)

44 Weiner/Holder 2016!

Posted by: Tami [/i][/b][/s][/u] at May 29, 2013 12:26 PM (X6akg)

45 Huma says the parties will be strickly dickly.
no fems need apply.

Posted by: willow at May 29, 2013 12:27 PM (nqBYe)

46
Has he posed with Baby Weiner yet in campaign ads?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 29, 2013 12:27 PM (jKWYf)

47 Weiner's favorite superhero? Flaccid Man; able to overcome limp accusations with a single Tweet.


Posted by: Marcus at May 29, 2013 12:27 PM (GGCsk)

48 Weiner gets a flying Huma...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 29, 2013 12:27 PM (+98Gb)

49 Tami  better would be

Holder/Weiner 2016

for him

Posted by: willow at May 29, 2013 12:27 PM (nqBYe)

50 >>44 Weiner/Holder 2016! heh.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 29, 2013 12:28 PM (g1DWB)

51 But first you will blow me.

Posted by: Anthony Weiner at May 29, 2013 12:28 PM (4cRnj)

52 His support is firm.

Posted by: zsasz at May 29, 2013 12:28 PM (MMC8r)

53 If the race gets too tough, Weiner should pull out.

Posted by: Andy at May 29, 2013 12:28 PM (OcYSE)

54 Wait until they start reporting how he's polling with women.

Posted by: zsasz at May 29, 2013 12:28 PM (MMC8r)

55 Weiner/Holder by any other name would still be Cock-Holster.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 29, 2013 12:28 PM (+98Gb)

56 A weiner in the hand is worth two in the bush, wait a minute that don't sound right.

Posted by: Killerdog at May 29, 2013 12:28 PM (R9/9P)

57 Blogger drops ball on Weiner post!

Posted by: eleven at May 29, 2013 12:28 PM (KXm42)

58 Ace, you still have not topped...Fat Twat Ponce!!! Just sayin ;-)

Posted by: Brian at May 29, 2013 12:28 PM (wTSvK)

59 His campaign may end prematurely.

Posted by: Muad'dib at May 29, 2013 12:29 PM (KjlbF)

60
Has he posed with Baby Weiner yet in campaign ads?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 29, 2013 04:27 PM (jKWYf)

 

 

Why don't you have a seat right here...

Posted by: Chris Hansen at May 29, 2013 12:29 PM (hN05n)

61 Disclaimer:

Any visual contact with Anthony's Wiener are purely coincidental and should not be construed as anything sexual nor be reported to the authorities.

Posted by: © Sponge at May 29, 2013 12:29 PM (xmcEQ)

62 New campaign slogan;

Weiner - because both men  and women can't live without him.

Posted by: Marcus at May 29, 2013 12:29 PM (GGCsk)

63

38 -

 

Hmmmm.... he's got about 7 centimeters to give them?

Posted by: BurtTC at May 29, 2013 12:29 PM (TOk1P)

64 lol,  sick ,we are sick!

Posted by: willow at May 29, 2013 12:29 PM (nqBYe)

65 Breaking: Weiner may pull out

Posted by: MaxMBJ at May 29, 2013 12:29 PM (deaac)

66 Kermit Gosnell could be his moile...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 29, 2013 12:29 PM (+98Gb)

67 ew...off frog sock
 

Posted by: dananjcon at May 29, 2013 12:30 PM (jvd3N)

68 At least we didn't put my dick in a box

Posted by: PR for the Weiner Campaign at May 29, 2013 12:30 PM (F6KtL)

69 Interns must have a firm grasp on social media skills.

Posted by: Ad at May 29, 2013 12:30 PM (JVEmw)

70 Enthusiastic - Stroke Me Willing To Put In Long Hours - Tushy Tamer Numbing Anal Sex Gel Goal Oriented - Finish Me Off Hardworking/Organized - Be a Dom to my Submissive Willing To Work As a Team - Self Explanatory For Interns - 15 hours/week - Sorry, Child Labor Laws For Fellows - 30 hours/week - Bring ID or Fake Equivalent

Posted by: RWC at May 29, 2013 12:30 PM (fWAjv)

71 metrics-driven? Baby check out my 22cm just doesn't have the same punch.

Posted by: Jean at May 29, 2013 04:23 PM (CMlD4)



I LOL'd

Posted by: © Sponge at May 29, 2013 12:30 PM (xmcEQ)

72 Addendum to intern requirements:  Must be proficient with  PhotoShop.

Posted by: Soona at May 29, 2013 12:30 PM (85lop)

73 They  want both kinds of   campaign  staff, show-ers and grow-ers.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 29, 2013 12:30 PM (BAS5M)

74 Anthony "Dick" Weiner campaigns in California, enjoys "In-n-Out Burger"

Posted by: MaxMBJ at May 29, 2013 12:30 PM (deaac)

75 Well, ladies. Don't trample each other signing up.

Posted by: [/i]akula_51 at May 29, 2013 12:30 PM (YesJa)

76

Like Govt Pork?  Vote Weiner!

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 29, 2013 12:31 PM (jKWYf)

77

"Bunga Bunga party time!"

 

NOT to be confused with "Death by Unga Bunga", surely...

Posted by: Chariots of Toast at May 29, 2013 12:31 PM (mm+xE)

78 Do you have what it takes for a position on Weiner's staff?

Posted by: zsasz at May 29, 2013 12:31 PM (MMC8r)

79 If you got a vagina, you're in. And then I will be in.

*wink*

Posted by: Anthony Weiner at May 29, 2013 12:31 PM (4cRnj)

80 Anthony Weiner: standing up for the little guy!

Posted by: Darles Chickens at May 29, 2013 12:31 PM (ZpoIZ)

81

Breaking: Weiner may pull out

 

 

Confuscius say : Breaking Weiner can't pull out.

 

 

 

Posted by: Fortune Cookie at May 29, 2013 12:31 PM (hN05n)

82 So, if you answer his ad for Male Message Enhancement, what's the guarantee on that?

Posted by: t-bird at May 29, 2013 12:31 PM (FcR7P)

83

49 -

 

Holder/Weiner? 

 

I think we have some genderqueer issues that need to be clarified. 

Posted by: BurtTC at May 29, 2013 12:31 PM (TOk1P)

84 Bwarney Fwank: I'd be gwad to wend a hand or other body part for a Weiner

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 29, 2013 12:31 PM (1Jaio)

85 "Willing to work as a team if necessary."

Two girls, one Weiner.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at May 29, 2013 12:31 PM (ZKzrr)

86 There's so much to work with here....

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Pirate Scum of Umbar at May 29, 2013 12:31 PM (hLRSq)

87 I'm gonna ride my interns hard

Posted by: PR for the Weiner Campaign at May 29, 2013 12:32 PM (F6KtL)

88 Breaking: Weiner admits relationship with Underpants Bomber

Posted by: MaxMBJ at May 29, 2013 12:32 PM (deaac)

89 goals given by staff? goooooooooooooooooal!

Posted by: X at May 29, 2013 12:32 PM (KHo8t)

90 How much White-Out was used while making the ad copy?

Posted by: t-bird at May 29, 2013 12:32 PM (FcR7P)

91 I could easily see weiner winning the mayoral race. New Yorkers are that stupid. Couple that with reports of the city paying out more to retirees than current employees and the teachers and cops agitating for raises and retroactive pay to the tune of 8 billion dollars, new york tax payers are a out to get proper fucked.

Posted by: kreplach at May 29, 2013 12:32 PM (IS2o0)

92 Intern candidates must be:

familiar with social media
interested in doorknocking
enthusiastic about Weiner
willing to be double teamed
hardworking
willing to receive late night sexts and cock photos

Posted by: DangerGirl @deadlyestrogen at May 29, 2013 12:32 PM (GrtrJ)

93 Watch the next 60 minutes for a thorough grilling of Weiner.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at May 29, 2013 12:32 PM (wrS2o)

94 Don't be soft. Work hard for Weiner. He'll work hard for you!

Posted by: JackStraw at May 29, 2013 12:32 PM (g1DWB)

95 Weiner: one in the hand is better than two in the bush

Posted by: Huma Abedin Weiner ? at May 29, 2013 12:33 PM (nTgAI)

96 It's a good thing that I am waiting for my late lunch or I would have choked, all the comments had me laughing! Is Huma standing behind her man?

Posted by: CarolT at May 29, 2013 12:33 PM (gvWL9)

97

You know, it really is shocking how Democrats (uniquely) get away with such low-life behavior. Who was the Republican Senator (from OR, I think) who was basically hounded out of office for giving some female staff member a shoulder rub? Quelle horror!

 

Yet Weiner sends pictures of his dick to the world, Clinton uses a cigar as a dildo, that crazy Chinese dude dresses up in a chicken suit or something and then molests women ... no problem. Their judgment is above reproach.

 

WTF?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 29, 2013 12:33 PM (Z2Bkq)

98 If I work hard for longer than 4 hours, please call 911.

Posted by: Tony Weiner at May 29, 2013 12:33 PM (fWAjv)

99 I could easily see weiner winning the mayoral race. I was actually surprised to see Cuomo trashing him. Satan could safely run as a Democrat.

Posted by: zsasz at May 29, 2013 12:34 PM (MMC8r)

100 Confuscius also say: Man who take picture of hidden weiner best off if name isn't Weiner

Posted by: MaxMBJ at May 29, 2013 12:34 PM (deaac)

101 I won't be soft and limpy when working. I'll be stiff and firm...for you baby.

Posted by: PR for the Weiner Campaign at May 29, 2013 12:34 PM (F6KtL)

102 Anthony Wiener will bring the three hole punch.  You bring the three holes.

Posted by: WalrusRex at May 29, 2013 12:34 PM (Hx5uv)

103

Right thread this time.

Weiner should convert to Islam.  Hover mouse over "Beagle" in URL.  

Posted by: Beagle at May 29, 2013 12:34 PM (sOtz/)

104 Rising in the polls, but support is soft!

Posted by: Darles Chickens at May 29, 2013 12:34 PM (ZpoIZ)

105 Foreign Wieners:

Shuanghui International Holdings Ltd. has agreed to buy Smithfield Foods Inc. for approximately $4.72 billion, the largest acquisition of a U.S. company by a Chinese company. Hong Kong-based Shuanghui owns a variety of global businesses that include food, logistics and flavoring products and is the majority shareholder in China's largest meat processing enterprise. Smithfield, the world's biggest pork producer, owns brands such as Armour, Farmland and its namesake.

Posted by: LC LaWedgie at May 29, 2013 12:34 PM (2iU3x)

106 OT: JUST IN: @CBSNews has learned that US Ambassador to Syria, Robert Ford, will step down this summer ___ Um, yep, get out while the getting's good. Not a solid track record with ambassadors in restive countries.

Posted by: Ragamuffin at May 29, 2013 12:34 PM (fzFF6)

107 Is Huma standing behind her man?

 

Posted by: CarolT at May 29, 2013 04:33 PM (gvWL9)

 

Reacharound.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 29, 2013 12:34 PM (BAS5M)

108 Future Headline:

Weiner blows his wad:  $24 Million out of pocket on Mayoral campaign.

Posted by: © Sponge at May 29, 2013 12:35 PM (xmcEQ)

109 I'm just going to sit back and what the morons rock the house on this subject.

Posted by: toby928 at May 29, 2013 12:35 PM (evdj2)

110 or watch either or

Posted by: toby928 at May 29, 2013 12:35 PM (evdj2)

111 I don't need a poll. I've already got one! Here, look! /unzips

Posted by: Anthony Weiner at May 29, 2013 12:35 PM (Z2Bkq)

112 Huma Files for Divorce, Weiner Files Briefs

Posted by: zsasz at May 29, 2013 12:35 PM (MMC8r)

113 Is Huma standing behind her man?

Only the cashier at the toy shop will ever know.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at May 29, 2013 12:35 PM (ZKzrr)

114 It's starting to feel as though the job of NYC mayor has little to do with voting.  Guiliani introduced us to his buddy nanny and look, nanny becomes the mayor and secures an extra term.

One of nanny's sidekicks recently got an honorary doctorate and is running against antony.  She's got the lesbian cred, another history making mayor. A woman and a lesbian.  http://tinyurl.com/5u5zj8k

Wasn't she in charge of the city council when nanny got permission to run for the third term? 

Wonder who nanny will choose?  Antony or his side kick?   In NYC politics, republicans don't seem to matter.  Except in the case of guys like Lindsey who claim republican cred.  
"Mayor #108: John V. Lindsay (served January 1, 1966 to December 31, 1973 - Republican/Liberal 1966-69; Liberal 1969-70; Democratic/Liberal 1970-73) " http://tinyurl.com/2f64jjt

Who will nanny trot out, introduce to the voters and they'll be elected?

Place your bets.


Posted by: caustic at May 29, 2013 12:35 PM (/b8+5)

115 Weiner: tanned, rested and reedy!

Posted by: BurtTC at May 29, 2013 12:35 PM (TOk1P)

116 Our Mayor is a real dick

Posted by: The city of New York at May 29, 2013 12:35 PM (nTgAI)

117
JUST IN: @CBSNews has learned that US Ambassador to Syria, Robert Ford, will step down this summer
___
Um, yep, get out while the getting's good. Not a solid track record with ambassadors in restive countries.

Posted by: Ragamuffin at May 29, 2013 04:34 PM (fzFF6)




Blood trail fingerprints Writing on the wall, maybe?

Posted by: © Sponge at May 29, 2013 12:36 PM (xmcEQ)

118 JUST IN: @CBSNews has learned that US Ambassador to Syria, Robert Ford, will step down this summer Watch out for your cornhole, Bobby.

Posted by: toby928 at May 29, 2013 12:36 PM (evdj2)

119 I promise not to rape any of my interns, at least while they're awake. That's my promise to you, my victims.

Posted by: Anthony Weiner at May 29, 2013 12:36 PM (4cRnj)

120 Interns struggling to maintain Weiner's poll?
Heh...reminds me of the story about a young, zaftig jewish girl a cigar and a blue dress.

 

Posted by: Willy JC at May 29, 2013 12:37 PM (jvd3N)

121

Campaign Sponsor:  Enzyte!

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 29, 2013 12:37 PM (BAS5M)

122

96 -

 

What's Hillary Clinton got to do with it? 

Posted by: BurtTC at May 29, 2013 12:37 PM (TOk1P)

123 If election lasts longer than four hours, contact your doctor.

Posted by: zsasz at May 29, 2013 12:38 PM (MMC8r)

124 "NYC elects total dick for mayor"

Posted by: This comment is ripped from the headlines of 2001 at May 29, 2013 12:38 PM (qxcKC)

125 We have no one to support in this race.

Posted by: MAGNUM Condoms at May 29, 2013 12:38 PM (4cRnj)

126 Dedicated interns responsible for Weiner rise.

Posted by: toby928 at May 29, 2013 12:38 PM (evdj2)

127 I should enter this race, just to add some class to it. I could win in a canter!

Posted by: Incitatus at May 29, 2013 12:38 PM (Z2Bkq)

128 Polls show Weiner coming from behind. Looks like he will win the Erection

Posted by: The city of New York at May 29, 2013 12:38 PM (nTgAI)

129 Anthony Weiner: Let me put my policy in you!

Posted by: JackStraw at May 29, 2013 12:38 PM (g1DWB)

130
Future Headline:
Weiner by a Nose

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 29, 2013 12:39 PM (jKWYf)

131 In Soviet America, the weiner beats YOU!

Posted by: sans_sheriff at May 29, 2013 12:39 PM (Lljg2)

132 In all honesty, Weiner would be less of a dick than Bloomberg.

Posted by: MaxMBJ at May 29, 2013 12:39 PM (deaac)

133 Shuanghui International Holdings Ltd. has agreed to buy Smithfield Foods Inc.
for approximately $4.72 billion, the largest acquisition of a U.S. company by a
Chinese company. Hong Kong-based Shuanghui owns a variety of global businesses
that include food, logistics and flavoring products and is the majority
shareholder in China's largest meat processing enterprise. Smithfield, the
world's biggest pork producer, owns brands such as Armour, Farmland and its
namesake.

Posted by: LC LaWedgie at May 29, 2013 04:34 PM (2iU3x)

 

 

----------------------------------------------

 

 

After the Chinese buy up all the profitable  US industries,  Dear Leader will start selling them  federally controlled land.  I'm serious, you guys.

Posted by: Soona at May 29, 2013 12:39 PM (85lop)

134 >>> How much White-Out was used while making the ad copy? That's not White-Out.

Posted by: Anthony's Weiner at May 29, 2013 12:39 PM (c8bG0)

135 Is antony looking for clintonian style interms or masserian style interns?

Posted by: caustic at May 29, 2013 12:39 PM (/b8+5)

136 Weiner:  The second coming ?

Posted by: The city of New York at May 29, 2013 12:40 PM (nTgAI)

137 "134 >>> How much White-Out was used while making the ad copy? That's not White-Out." LOL.

Posted by: MaxMBJ at May 29, 2013 12:40 PM (deaac)

138 Let me guess, Eliot Spitzer is his campaign manager.

Posted by: Dr Spank at May 29, 2013 12:40 PM (4cRnj)

139 Is that it?  Is this post really petering out  already? 

Posted by: BurtTC at May 29, 2013 12:40 PM (TOk1P)

140 Posted by: LC LaWedgie at May 29, 2013 04:34 PM (2iU3x) Oh goody. This would be the China where toxins and non-food bits get into the products. Where Wal-mart recently deployed mobile testing units to check on food safety. Thank God I've got a dependable butcher locally and a deep freeze.

Posted by: Ragamuffin at May 29, 2013 12:41 PM (fzFF6)

141 It's really crowded in here. And where is all this birdshot coming from?

Posted by: Fish in a barrell at May 29, 2013 12:41 PM (RD7QR)

142 "For chicks, willing to commit all kinds of kin-kay"

Posted by: Anthony Weiner for Mayor at May 29, 2013 12:41 PM (YYJjz)

143 Brett Favre is a piker

Posted by: Anthony Weiner at May 29, 2013 12:41 PM (nTgAI)

144 Wiener, pound your message!

Posted by: rickb223 at May 29, 2013 12:41 PM (h1D+w)

145

I'm spent.

Posted by: dick thread at May 29, 2013 12:41 PM (jKWYf)

146 @114 Do not blame Giulianni for Bloomberg. Bloomberg was not the Bloomberg he has become. The options were Fernando ferrer and mark Greene. Bloomberg was seen as a continuance of giulianni, has become mad with the power and platform being mayor has afforded him.

Posted by: kreplach at May 29, 2013 12:42 PM (LnQr8)

147 Didn't I read somewhere that the team of hill/bill is not supporting antony's candidacy for NYC mayor?

But apparently he's the candidate of choice by the White House.

Remember Ram wanted to be the mayor of Chicago as badly as antony wants to be the mayor of nyc.

Posted by: caustic at May 29, 2013 12:42 PM (/b8+5)

148 This campaign is all that it could be, and should be, and more!

Posted by: Costanza's Cry at May 29, 2013 12:42 PM (BAS5M)

149 Weiner has a hard time in campaign, comes closer than before

Posted by: Anthony Weiner at May 29, 2013 12:42 PM (nTgAI)

150 Weiner: The second coming ? A two-fer?

Posted by: rickb223 at May 29, 2013 12:43 PM (h1D+w)

151 In Soviet NY election, Weiner beats you.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 29, 2013 12:43 PM (knoK7)

152 That's how it goes sometimes.  Ace posts, everybody gets all excited , anxious to plunge in, then after all the initial thrusts, things slow down to a trickle. 

Posted by: BurtTC at May 29, 2013 12:43 PM (TOk1P)

153 @CBSNews has learned that US Ambassador to Syria, Robert Ford, will step down this summer When the State Dept. doesn't return your calls, get the fuck out!

Posted by: t-bird at May 29, 2013 12:44 PM (FcR7P)

154 Campaign Slogan:  Tweet This!

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at May 29, 2013 12:44 PM (ADnWI)

155 Weiner Pounded; No Sign of Runoff

Posted by: Post-Election Headlines at May 29, 2013 12:44 PM (RD7QR)

156 All weiners are corrupt copies of me ... though I must confess admiration for that Ace of Spades fellow.

Posted by: Platonic Penis at May 29, 2013 12:44 PM (deaac)

157 I hate it when I forget an entendre.

Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at May 29, 2013 12:45 PM (ymovd)

158 43 All Weiner interns receive a free pearl necklace! Posted by: DangerGirl @deadlyestrogen at May 29, 2013 04:26 PM (GrtrJ) Dammit I wanted to use that joke.

Posted by: Buzzion at May 29, 2013 12:45 PM (C5tnS)

159 Headline: "Weiner speaks softly, but carries a big stick"

Posted by: @PurpAv[/i][/b][/u][/s] at May 29, 2013 12:45 PM (/gHaE)

160 bretibart must be spinning in his grave.

Posted by: caustic at May 29, 2013 12:45 PM (/b8+5)

161 Is that all there is?

Posted by: Campaign Song at May 29, 2013 12:45 PM (BAS5M)

162 Weiner's In?!!!
Weiner's IN?!!??

Posted by: DangerGirl @deadlyestrogen at May 29, 2013 12:45 PM (GrtrJ)

163 If you like your wiener...

Posted by: Barnak The Hurrible at May 29, 2013 12:45 PM (jvd3N)

164
interested in doorknocking








I think I found his campaign theme song.


http://tinyurl.com/87a57fx

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 29, 2013 12:46 PM (TIIx5)

165 That's how it goes sometimes. Ace posts, everybody gets all excited , anxious to plunge in, then after all the initial thrusts, things slow down to a trickle. Give me twenty minutes and a bologna sandwich and I'll be back.

Posted by: toby928 at May 29, 2013 12:46 PM (evdj2)

166 The fact that this ass still has a viable political future just infuriates me.  And it speaks volumes about the Democrat party.  There's just no way of getting rid of them other than shooting them, is there?

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 29, 2013 12:46 PM (xjpRj)

167 We have to stiffen our resolve and plunge into this thread, not matter how hard it is.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 29, 2013 12:46 PM (O6Tmi)

168 Heh, this one's right up there with the Big Bang Theory game playing: "Anyone have any sheep for my wood? Anyone?" "What?"

Posted by: Claude Bauls at May 29, 2013 12:46 PM (PMGbu)

169 Weiner still chafed over hacked Twitter account.

Posted by: garrett at May 29, 2013 12:46 PM (hN05n)

170 Weiner's In?!!! Weiner's IN?!!?? Down goes Wiener! Down goes Wiener!

Posted by: rickb223 at May 29, 2013 12:47 PM (h1D+w)

171 Chauffeurs License Required for the Weiner-mobile!.

Posted by: t-dubyah-d at May 29, 2013 12:47 PM (u6lBN)

172 BUT - He learned his lesson!! And I harken back to Ron White who says you can't fix stupid.

Posted by: That Guy at May 29, 2013 12:47 PM (iPq1D)

173 Headline: Weiner campaign mobilizes for final push

Posted by: @PurpAv[/i][/b][/u][/s] at May 29, 2013 12:47 PM (/gHaE)

174 I bet there's going to be a lotta dudes, or girls without parents.

The amount of action that floats downstream from him would be overwhelming. I'd be begging him for job if I were still in the city. And I'd retire from it when my penis wore off. That would take about three months, I estimate.

Also, it's not "without parents," but with a father who's a pussy, i.e., almost every woman aged 15-45. Weiner's a screaming fascist with his dick out. Dude's irresistible to girls with TV Dad.

That's why he'll soon rule us all.

Posted by: oblig. at May 29, 2013 12:47 PM (cePv8)

175 gee, I never looked at the weiner pics but, just from reading the descriptions on here, I got the impression that he got off the line when God said "get in line to be well endowed"

Posted by: caustic at May 29, 2013 12:47 PM (/b8+5)

176 Weiner has put his problems behind him. Now let Weiner put his problem behind you!

Posted by: JackStraw at May 29, 2013 12:47 PM (g1DWB)

177 Will no one rid me of this spermulant creep?

Posted by: Embarrassed Democrat Party Honcho at May 29, 2013 12:48 PM (VkWRk)

178 The fact that this ass still has a viable political future just infuriates me. And it speaks volumes about the Democrat party. There's just no way of getting rid of them other than shooting them, is there?

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 29, 2013 04:46 PM (xjpRj)

 

My thoughts exactly

Posted by: The Jackhole at May 29, 2013 12:48 PM (nTgAI)

179
Weiner up in Brooklyn, down in the Bronx.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 29, 2013 12:48 PM (jKWYf)

180 We must find a way to beat Weiner.

Posted by: Exceptionally Mediocre at May 29, 2013 12:48 PM (ZKGJl)

181 Of course, its a bunch of bullshit:


  Metrics Driven Marketing is the marketing process that applies detailed metrics to every facet of marketing.  The goal of Metrics Driven Marketing is to better predict returns on marketing investments and thus drive superior overall marketing results.  Metrics Driven Marketing ranges from very quantifiable direct response marketing to more challenging measurement of brand awareness advertising.


What a load.

Posted by: dananjcon at May 29, 2013 12:48 PM (jvd3N)

182 "The Little Prick That Could" - the story of Weiner's Mayoral campaign.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 29, 2013 12:49 PM (BAS5M)

183 I must admit, I want him to win just for the unending stream of precisely these kinds of comments.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Mmmm. Blondies. at May 29, 2013 12:49 PM (VtjlW)

184 [Introducing Weiner at a campaign event] Stand up, Weiner. Stand up!

Posted by: Joe Biden at May 29, 2013 12:49 PM (deaac)

185

175 -

 

Nobody here believes you never looked at the pics. 

Posted by: BurtTC at May 29, 2013 12:49 PM (TOk1P)

186 After the Chinese buy up all the profitable US industries, Dear Leader will start selling them federally controlled land. I'm serious, you guys. Posted by: Soona at May 29, 2013 04:39 PM (85lop) That's crazy talk. China proposes development zones for business in US http://tinyurl.com/nc7d8yx ah fuck. They're sourcing WND. Nevermind.

Posted by: RWC at May 29, 2013 12:50 PM (fWAjv)

187 185
175 -

Nobody here believes you never looked at the pics.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 29, 2013 04:49 PM (TOk1P)

I never looked at the pics.  stuff like that embarrasses me.

Posted by: caustic at May 29, 2013 12:50 PM (/b8+5)

188 NYT -weiner is limping along in the polls. Perhaps he will surge soon and cause a blow out.

Posted by: willow at May 29, 2013 12:50 PM (nqBYe)

189 Weiner erupts onto the mayoral field.

Posted by: DangerGirl @deadlyestrogen at May 29, 2013 12:50 PM (GrtrJ)

190

Campaign Sponsor: Enzyte!

 

Every time B'Gal and I watch Joe Theisman's    Prostate commercial, we look at each other and say, "I miss Bob."

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at May 29, 2013 12:50 PM (0HooB)

191 Ever been forced to do a threesome with Hillary? Damn straight I need interns!

Posted by: Anthony Weiner at May 29, 2013 12:51 PM (FcR7P)

192 About the China purchase, there goes the bacon.  Can you see it, bacon chinese style?

Posted by: caustic at May 29, 2013 12:51 PM (/b8+5)

193 *squirt*

Posted by: Anthony Weiner at May 29, 2013 12:51 PM (NEIxp)

194

187 -

 

Sweetie, nobody here  believes you are capable of embarrassment. 

Posted by: BurtTC at May 29, 2013 12:51 PM (TOk1P)

195 Posted by: sans_sheriff at May 29, 2013 04:39 PM (Lljg2)

Note to self: Read all the f***ing comments before posting.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 29, 2013 12:51 PM (knoK7)

196 alex, tea.


we can't seem to stop!

but the childish chuckling feels rather freeing.

Posted by: willow at May 29, 2013 12:52 PM (nqBYe)

197 This is the best blog.

Posted by: EC at May 29, 2013 12:52 PM (doBIb)

198
No matter what happens Weiner will never bone you like John Roberts did.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 29, 2013 12:52 PM (jKWYf)

199 Things will get better when the process to become mayor of a large city becomes the same as it is now for every other major criminal enterprise.

Posted by: SpongeBob Saget at May 29, 2013 12:52 PM (epxV4)

200

>>Is this post really petering out already?

 

It's alright, it happens to all threads sometimes.

Posted by: Mama AJ at May 29, 2013 12:52 PM (SUKHu)

201 I hope he rolls out the weinermobile and get sued by oscar meyer.

Posted by: caustic at May 29, 2013 12:52 PM (/b8+5)

202
Weiner Inserts Himself Into ObamaCare Debate

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 29, 2013 12:52 PM (TIIx5)

203 >>> 173 Headline: Weiner campaign mobilizes for final push Do you think they are up for it?

Posted by: Huma at May 29, 2013 12:53 PM (c8bG0)

204 Bumper sticker - "Vote Weiner for a happy ending"

Posted by: @PurpAv[/i][/b][/u][/s] at May 29, 2013 12:53 PM (/gHaE)

205 personally i i blame the smut  on this  post on EC and BCochran.

Posted by: willow at May 29, 2013 12:53 PM (nqBYe)

206

The one picture we haven't yet seen that could change this election:

 

When Weiner was first introduced to Hairy Reed. 

Posted by: BurtTC at May 29, 2013 12:53 PM (TOk1P)

207
This is low brow...even for us.

Posted by: soothsayer, now with 20% less ruth at May 29, 2013 12:54 PM (UbXPv)

208 Weiner - he knows how to beat the hard problems

Posted by: @PurpAv[/i][/b][/u][/s] at May 29, 2013 12:54 PM (/gHaE)

209 Brett Favre pulled a Weiner.

Posted by: DangerGirl @deadlyestrogen at May 29, 2013 12:55 PM (GrtrJ)

210 vote Weiner! It's not the size of the issue, but how they are ...

my mind petered out.

Posted by: willow at May 29, 2013 12:55 PM (nqBYe)

211 Weiner -- he'll stick up for you

Posted by: @PurpAv[/i][/b][/u][/s] at May 29, 2013 12:55 PM (/gHaE)

212 Vote Weiner - He'll stick it to  them!

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 29, 2013 12:55 PM (BAS5M)

213 It's not the size of the issue...but the load in the tissue.

Posted by: @PurpAv[/i][/b][/u][/s] at May 29, 2013 12:56 PM (/gHaE)

214 I'm waiting for someone to embiggen the thread.

Posted by: toby928 at May 29, 2013 12:56 PM (evdj2)

215
Balls get no respect.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 29, 2013 12:56 PM (jKWYf)

216 Not sure if it was mentioned up-thread, but the campaign song should be "The Stroke" from Billy Squier. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLHc-yIAPbg

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 29, 2013 12:56 PM (+98Gb)

217 want a Real Dick to fight the  Republicans? Hire the Real  Weiner!

Posted by: willow at May 29, 2013 12:56 PM (nqBYe)

218 Weiner - For The Children I'm Harry Reid, and I approve this message

Posted by: RWC at May 29, 2013 12:56 PM (fWAjv)

219 If Weiner wins, will he be a dick-tator? Or just ri-dick-ulous?

Posted by: MaxMBJ at May 29, 2013 12:57 PM (deaac)

220

Seeking Interns.

 

Non-paying but Democrat interns have been known to be offered 150,000  a year  jobs  after serving .  

 

Apply here.  Send photo.  

Posted by: polynikes at May 29, 2013 12:57 PM (m2CN7)

221
Laws are like sausages, it is better not to see them being made

Posted by: Zombie Otto von Bismarck at May 29, 2013 12:57 PM (TIIx5)

222 Weiner Tips for Interns:

Posted by: DangerGirl @deadlyestrogen at May 29, 2013 12:57 PM (GrtrJ)

223 Balth awr Beuthifewl!

Posted by: Barney Frank at May 29, 2013 12:58 PM (zkLWe)

224 Will there be a naked picture of Bea Arthur in any of these intern interviews ?

Posted by: DrDrill at May 29, 2013 12:58 PM (sOFZs)

225

If New York votes for him... they will have chosen their fate...

 

THIS is exactly why the Founders created Limited Government... because they KNEW the people would, eventually, choose idiots to lead them...

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 29, 2013 12:58 PM (lZBBB)

226 If Weiner wins, will he be a dick-tator? Or just ri-dick-ulous?

Posted by: MaxMBJ at May 29, 2013 04:57 PM (deaac)


snort.

Posted by: willow at May 29, 2013 12:58 PM (nqBYe)

227 9 Weiner will be hard to beat. And yet, he gets beaten all the time.

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie ® at May 29, 2013 12:58 PM (1hM1d)

228 Weiner - More Penetrating than Reid...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 29, 2013 12:58 PM (+98Gb)

229

Weiner's slogan.

 

Cocked and ready to go. 

Posted by: polynikes at May 29, 2013 12:58 PM (m2CN7)

230 Weiner won't DickTate your sex life!

Posted by: willow at May 29, 2013 12:58 PM (nqBYe)

231 Wild about Weiner!

Posted by: waxing the porpoise at May 29, 2013 12:58 PM (EZl54)

232 I must be old - metrics driven?

Posted by: teh Wind at May 29, 2013 12:58 PM (JIMJN)

233 still limp-in a long.

Posted by: willow at May 29, 2013 12:58 PM (nqBYe)

234
Weiner in good position to strike.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 29, 2013 12:59 PM (jKWYf)

235 Weiner all cock, no balls.

Posted by: © Sponge at May 29, 2013 12:59 PM (xmcEQ)

236 Unlike Quinn, I'll put it in

Posted by: RWC at May 29, 2013 12:59 PM (fWAjv)

237 This thread is starting to smell asparagussy.

Posted by: RWC at May 29, 2013 01:00 PM (fWAjv)

238 Intern Fingers Weiner as Mayor

Posted by: DangerGirl @deadlyestrogen at May 29, 2013 01:00 PM (GrtrJ)

239 Weiner? He's like napolean bonerparte!

Posted by: D. Hopper at May 29, 2013 01:00 PM (UsR5V)

240 Confuscius say, "Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day." Confucius also say, "Man with hole in both pockets not feel too cocky."

Posted by: Mr. Dave at May 29, 2013 01:00 PM (uQ3AR)

241 Wiener's going to be giving the dems a few election tips.

Posted by: Soona at May 29, 2013 01:00 PM (85lop)

242 We Want Weiner!

We Want Weiner!

Posted by: flailing the fig at May 29, 2013 01:01 PM (EZl54)

243

Hmmm.... wait.... Weiner for Queens???

 

Fabulous!

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 29, 2013 01:01 PM (lZBBB)

244 I'm sorry New York.  I tried thinking of the one thing that was most harmless, I had no idea it would destroy the city.  No, that's not the Staypuft Marshmellow Man. 

Posted by: Ray Stantz at May 29, 2013 01:01 PM (TOk1P)

245 You may think Lil' Anthony is going off half-cocked, but he'll pull it off in the end.

Posted by: Darles Chickens at May 29, 2013 01:01 PM (ZpoIZ)

246
"Cuomo Slaps Weiner" had to be one of the best headlines ever.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 29, 2013 01:01 PM (jKWYf)

247 I am all for people getting second chances in this country after making a mistake, but must we seem to reward people for these types of "comebacks"? You know, the Anthony Weiners, Mark Sanfords, Bill Clintons, Mark Vitters, etc. Their past transgressions barely even register with much of the public after a relatively short period of time. A freakin' speeding ticket seems to remain on our records longer than does screwing around on your wife and distributing pictures of your schlong to strangers ... well, at least if you're a politician making laws and policies the rest of us have to follow. And we wonder why the country is going down the shitter.

Posted by: Slappy at May 29, 2013 01:01 PM (LTbLf)

248

>>Is this post really petering out already?

It's alright, it happens to all threads sometimes.

 

 

The mind is willing, but the flesh is weak.

Posted by: Zapp Brannigan at May 29, 2013 01:02 PM (zkLWe)

249 Lets not start sucking each others Weiner's yet boys

Posted by: Winston Wolf at May 29, 2013 01:02 PM (/CIN4)

250

Why is Ace doing Clay Aiken "quotes" on twitter?

 

 

Posted by: Mama AJ, who most likely will regret asking at May 29, 2013 01:02 PM (SUKHu)

251 How dare you heckle  Weiner's Schmeckel. 

Posted by: polynikes at May 29, 2013 01:02 PM (m2CN7)

252 I understand Weiner will have a campaign ad in which he copies Stockton Mayor Anthony Silva...except that his armor will have a purple helmet.

Posted by: Country Singer at May 29, 2013 01:02 PM (U22Yw)

253 Steve Brusk ✔ @stevebruskCNN Elizabeth Warren at Markey fundraiser with first lady: “I love Michelle Obama. SheÂ’s a real fighter. Just take a look at those biceps" Dude, that's Dutch from Predator.

Posted by: RWC at May 29, 2013 01:02 PM (fWAjv)

254 Headline after the election: Overexposed Weiner blames loss on public's perception of him as "a little cocky"

Posted by: jwpaine @PirateBallerina at May 29, 2013 01:02 PM (/lWM8)

255 NYT's 2017 -weiner caught dicking around again!

Posted by: willow at May 29, 2013 01:02 PM (nqBYe)

256 The long long long road to winning it big by antony weiner

Posted by: caustic at May 29, 2013 01:03 PM (/b8+5)

257 Jeez, I posted that at 254? No way I came up with that first, then. Jeezus, I gotta learn to speed-read.

Posted by: jwpaine @PirateBallerina at May 29, 2013 01:03 PM (/lWM8)

258 Hands  and  weiners .... mmmm...mmmm...mmm!

Posted by: Reggie Love at May 29, 2013 01:03 PM (WolTZ)

259 There is a vas deferens between Weiner and all other comers.

Posted by: pep at May 29, 2013 01:05 PM (6TB1Z)

260 Weiner Unloads on Competition

Posted by: DangerGirl @deadlyestrogen at May 29, 2013 01:05 PM (GrtrJ)

261 Just the tip? 

Posted by: Nate in New Orleans at May 29, 2013 01:05 PM (lhX9P)

262 Weiner  Weiner  Rooster Dinner.!

Posted by: t-dubyah-d at May 29, 2013 01:05 PM (u6lBN)

263 Huh? Sir Patrick Stewart just had his first slice of pizza???

Posted by: RWC at May 29, 2013 01:05 PM (fWAjv)

264 If Weiner hadn't been such a jerk one could feel sorry for him. Forty years of Weiner jokes might send a lot of men round the bend!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 29, 2013 01:06 PM (XMlo0)

265 Best blog on the Internet.

Posted by: Elizabethe at May 29, 2013 01:06 PM (aDwHB)

266
Weiner Suggests Trickle Down economic theory.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 29, 2013 01:06 PM (jKWYf)

267 Hey, Ace.  We need a new thread.  We can't keep this up for much longer.

Posted by: Soona at May 29, 2013 01:06 PM (85lop)

268 Mayoral Race Polling Results Show Weiner Outdistancing  All Comers

Posted by: garrett at May 29, 2013 01:07 PM (zkLWe)

269

Breaking News!  Weiner Taps Butz

 

In a surprise move, Anthony Weiner picked  the late Earl Butz to be the face of his campaign. 

Posted by: BurtTC at May 29, 2013 01:07 PM (TOk1P)

270 On Erection Day, Vote Weiner!

Posted by: L, elle at May 29, 2013 01:07 PM (w/Ebk)

271 Tobias may have already written the concession speach for when he loses: "I'm afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run if you will, so I'm afraid I have something of a mess on my hands."

Posted by: Nate in New Orleans at May 29, 2013 01:07 PM (lhX9P)

272 Off topic: Moron lifestyle in evidence here.

http://tinyurl.com/nd8m28k

Posted by: navybrat at May 29, 2013 01:08 PM (MCvta)

273
A new wrinkle in Weiner campaign?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 29, 2013 01:08 PM (jKWYf)

274 Weiner peters out after initial surge.

Posted by: willow at May 29, 2013 01:08 PM (nqBYe)

275 Weiner Mourns Dick Trickle

Posted by: DangerGirl @deadlyestrogen at May 29, 2013 01:08 PM (GrtrJ)

276

259 -

 

Heh... do you want a rimshot for that one? 

Posted by: BurtTC at May 29, 2013 01:08 PM (TOk1P)

277 You won't be jerked around with Weiner

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 29, 2013 01:08 PM (BAS5M)

278

>>If Weiner hadn't been such a jerk one could feel sorry for him.

 

Sending pictures of himself in his office, with pics of his wife in the background, means he deserves much more than this.

 

Keep sticking it to him, morons.

Posted by: Mama AJ, who most likely will regret asking at May 29, 2013 01:08 PM (SUKHu)

279 Weiner: Filling the Saudi hot pockets other Joos won't do...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 29, 2013 01:09 PM (+98Gb)

280 The post is taking a beating.

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at May 29, 2013 01:09 PM (ax8QS)

281

Off, sock-like stuff.

 

Leg warmer??

Posted by: Mama AJ at May 29, 2013 01:09 PM (SUKHu)

282 pep, chuckle

Posted by: willow at May 29, 2013 01:09 PM (nqBYe)

283 A major city mayor does need to prove he can juggle more than one ball at a time

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at May 29, 2013 01:10 PM (TscwB)

284   Oh goody. This would be the China where toxins and non-food bits get into the products. Where Wal-mart recently deployed mobile testing units to check on food safety. Thank God I've got a dependable butcher locally and a deep freeze. 
Posted by: Ragamuffin at May 29, 2013 04:41 PM (fzFF6)


Actually, I think the deal is more for selling American products to Chinese consumers.   American companies don't have a reputation for that type of toxic fraud, so an American brand would be a huge selling point in their local grocery store. 

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at May 29, 2013 01:10 PM (oY6Yp)

285

Debate Intro Song:  "Beat It" by Michael Jackson

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 29, 2013 01:10 PM (BAS5M)

286

The  Weinermobile  is  NOT  for  rent.  Stop  calling  us  Anthony!

Posted by: Oscar Mayer at May 29, 2013 01:10 PM (WolTZ)

287

 

Weiner Mourns Dick Trickle

Posted by: DangerGirl @deadlyestrogen at May 29, 2013 05:08 PM (GrtrJ)

 

Awesome.

Posted by: garrett at May 29, 2013 01:10 PM (zkLWe)

288 224 Will there be a naked picture of Bea Arthur in any of these intern interviews ? Posted by: DrDrill at May 29, 2013 04:58 PM (sOFZs) G-d will get you for that...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 29, 2013 01:10 PM (+98Gb)

289 Some people were (or claimed to be) morally offended by Weiner's follies.  Me, I just think it shows an unfathomable lack of judgement for a guy named Weiner, with a face like a penis, to give the world more opportunities to make dick jokes. What...he didn't get enough abuse in jr. high school or sump'n?  Four more years of Nurse Bloomberg maybe looks good in comparison.

Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at May 29, 2013 01:10 PM (ymovd)

290 Weiner makes new campaign pledge to keep constituents in the know. Aggressive email campaign planned. Sign up now for the Daily Weiner Tip!

Posted by: JackStraw at May 29, 2013 01:11 PM (g1DWB)

291 His favorite album is "in through the out door",

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at May 29, 2013 01:11 PM (ax8QS)

292

Headlines;

"WEINER SLIPS IN"

Anyway, it doesn't matter who wins, NYC will continue to get screwed, at least the taxpaying ones.  I sure wish Alec Baldwin had jumped into the race.  Now that would have been fun to watch.

Posted by: scr_north at May 29, 2013 01:12 PM (+YT9X)

293 Weiner A Head by a Tip in Mayor Race

Posted by: DangerGirl @deadlyestrogen at May 29, 2013 01:12 PM (GrtrJ)

294

>>The Weinermobile isNOT for rent.

 

Photoshopped campaign pics needed stat!

Posted by: Mama AJ at May 29, 2013 01:12 PM (SUKHu)

295 Weiner's  numbers slip through the cracks.

Posted by: willow at May 29, 2013 01:13 PM (nqBYe)

296

289 -

 

Speaking of an unfathomable lack of judgement,  New York City is about to clutch this worm to her bosom. 

Posted by: BurtTC at May 29, 2013 01:13 PM (TOk1P)

297

"Weiner Takes On All Commers in NY Mayoral Race"

 

tomorrow's NYT's headlines today

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 29, 2013 01:13 PM (BAS5M)

298 I like the way Weiner keeps coming up.

Posted by: Lucky Pierre at May 29, 2013 01:13 PM (5fSr7)

299 The legs on  The Five are  in abundance today.

Posted by: Soona at May 29, 2013 01:14 PM (85lop)

300 e, I just think it shows an unfathomable lack of judgement for a guy named Weiner, with a face like a penis, to give the world more opportunities to make dick jokes. What...he didn't get enough abuse in jr. high school or sump'n?

My guess is that's why he did what he did.   I imagine middle school was not kind to him.

Posted by: pep at May 29, 2013 01:14 PM (6TB1Z)

301 weiners' final finish  !



Posted by: willow at May 29, 2013 01:14 PM (nqBYe)

302 I can see his opponent's signs now - "Beat Weiner!"

Posted by: Lucky Pierre at May 29, 2013 01:15 PM (5fSr7)

303 Cuomo Has Difficulty Holding Down Slippery Weiner

Posted by: DangerGirl @deadlyestrogen at May 29, 2013 01:15 PM (GrtrJ)

304 292 The fact that this ass still has a viable political future just infuriates me. And it speaks volumes about the Democrat party. There's just no way of getting rid of them other than shooting them, is there? ---- Drowning would work too.

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at May 29, 2013 01:15 PM (ax8QS)

305
Weiner has premature exuberance.

Posted by: Alan Greenspan at May 29, 2013 01:16 PM (jKWYf)

306 289 Some people were (or claimed to be) morally offended by Weiner's follies. Me, I just think it shows an unfathomable lack of judgement for a guy named Weiner, with a face like a penis, to give the world more opportunities to make dick jokes. What...he didn't get enough abuse in jr. high school or sump'n? Four more years of Nurse Bloomberg maybe looks good in comparison. Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at May 29, 2013 05:10 PM (ymovd) I don't think anyone here really claimed moral offense. Well not beyond the normal offense of married guy looking to cheat on his wife. Most here took offense at his blatant lying of being hacked! And the subsequent request to the FBI to find out just who hacked him. And really that should be an avenue of attack used against him. Wasting government resources to investigate a hacking he knew never took place.

Posted by: Buzzion at May 29, 2013 01:16 PM (0ABB6)

307 We need a new thread. We can't keep this up for much longer.

Bob Dole has a suggestion.

Posted by: Bob Dole at May 29, 2013 01:16 PM (ZKzrr)

308 DangerGirl @deadlyestrogen at May 29, 2013 05:15 PM (GrtrJ) You're ridiculously good at this.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 29, 2013 01:16 PM (g1DWB)

309 I just don't understand how this one could get back into politics. But he's a dem so all is forgiven? This sucks.

Posted by: CarolT at May 29, 2013 01:16 PM (IyKYr)

310
the future:

Weiner delivers wooden performance at mayoral debate.

Posted by: soothsayer, now with 20% less ruth at May 29, 2013 01:16 PM (UbXPv)

311 We laugh but the joke's on us. This perverted little momser has a very good chance at being elected mayor of New York. The fact he is even close is shames all of us, not just New York.

Posted by: troyriser at May 29, 2013 01:16 PM (vtiE6)

312 288 Will there be a naked picture of Bea Arthur in any of these intern interviews ?

Posted by: DrDrill at May 29, 2013 04:58 PM (sOFZs)

No, but there will be nude pictures of Ernest Borgnine and Wilford Brimley from Barney Frank's private collection.

Posted by: Slappy at May 29, 2013 01:16 PM (LTbLf)

313 Weiner   Intern    Response   Flaccid.

Posted by: Inevitable Headline at May 29, 2013 01:17 PM (WolTZ)

314
Oh, you know damn well that Blago is going to get elected again.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 29, 2013 01:17 PM (jKWYf)

315 Honestly, I want NY City to get the worse Mayor possible.

Can I start the Blago write in campaign?

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at May 29, 2013 05:14 PM (OWjjx)

 

 

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Patience.  In another three years, Biden will be available.

Posted by: Soona at May 29, 2013 01:18 PM (85lop)

316 Imagine how the democrats behind Anthony feel.

How the hell is he beating me?

Posted by: Jay in Ames at May 29, 2013 01:18 PM (i2Lsf)

317 Wasting government resources to investigate a hacking he knew never took place.

Posted by: Buzzion at May 29, 2013 05:16 PM (0ABB6)

I agree completely. If his Muslim Brotherhood-connected wife wants to stick with him, that's her business.

But he lied to his constituents and he lied to the FBI.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 29, 2013 01:18 PM (O6Tmi)

318 And it speaks volumes about the Democrat party. There's just no way of getting rid of them other than shooting them, is there? You say that like it's a bad thing.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 29, 2013 01:18 PM (8D0/R)

319 You're ridiculously good at this. Posted by: JackStraw at May 29, 2013 05:16 PM (g1DWB)


I'm not necessarily sure that's something I should be proud of, lol!

Posted by: DangerGirl @deadlyestrogen at May 29, 2013 01:18 PM (GrtrJ)

320 We laugh but the joke's on us. This perverted little momser has a very good chance at being elected mayor of New York. The fact he is even close is shames all of us, not just New York.

Posted by: troyriser at May 29, 2013 05:16 PM (vtiE6)

 

 

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Nope.  Just NY.

Posted by: Soona at May 29, 2013 01:20 PM (85lop)

321 Recently, Attorney General Eric Holder appeared before the House Judiciary Committee to answer questions about the administration's sweeping surveillance of journalists with the Associated Press. In the greatest attack on the free press in decades, the Justice Department seized phone records for reporters and editors in at least three AP offices as well as its office in the House of Representatives. Holder, however, proceeded to claim absolute and blissful ignorance of the investigation, even failing to recall when or how he recused himself.

Yet, this was only the latest attack on the news media under Holder's leadership. Despite his record, he expressed surprise at the hearing that the head of the Republican National Committee had called for his resignation. After all, Holder pointed out, he did nothing. That is, of course, precisely the point. Unlike the head of the RNC, I am neither a Republican nor conservative, and I believe Holder should be fired.

Posted by: Jonathan Turley, USATODAY at May 29, 2013 01:20 PM (e8kgV)

322
Those dumbasses in NYC are going to elect him and they will get what's coming to them.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 29, 2013 01:20 PM (jKWYf)

323

Heck.... even if he looses...

 

"Opponent Beats Weiner!.... film at 11....'

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 29, 2013 01:20 PM (lZBBB)

324 OT, but Yglesias has been saying stupid shit at Slate again. This time he thinks lobbyists who get crony deals are awesome.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at May 29, 2013 01:20 PM (TscwB)

325 The hours are going to be "long and irregular"? Really?

Posted by: Kensington at May 29, 2013 01:20 PM (Yy2ZT)

326 I'm not necessarily sure that's something I should be proud of, lol!

Impressing morons isn't on your bucket list?

Posted by: Jay in Ames at May 29, 2013 01:20 PM (i2Lsf)

327 Imagine how the democrats behind Anthony feel. Imagine how the ones in front of the Wiener feel.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 29, 2013 01:20 PM (8D0/R)

328 I must break you.

Posted by: der Weinerator at May 29, 2013 01:20 PM (c8bG0)

329 Twin Towers Tummy Sticks. too soon?

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at May 29, 2013 01:21 PM (Ec6wH)

330 Impressing morons isn't on your bucket list?
Posted by: Jay in Ames at May 29, 2013 05:20 PM (i2Lsf)


Oh no impressing morons is awesome.  It's being the queen of Weiner jokes that I'm not so sure about.

Posted by: DangerGirl @deadlyestrogen at May 29, 2013 01:21 PM (GrtrJ)

331 Weiner  has  a vast  sect  to  meet  to  prevent  unwanted  publicity. 

Posted by: polynikes at May 29, 2013 01:21 PM (m2CN7)

332 Do we know yet how much Weiner plans to spend? I hear he's quite the spender.

(Get it? "Spend" is an old English word for "ejaculate.")

Posted by: Kensington at May 29, 2013 01:22 PM (Yy2ZT)

333 Ewwwwwwwwwwww . . . .

Posted by: Horrified Observer at May 29, 2013 01:22 PM (/sohm)

334 Wiener's insertion into fray widens gap between left and right issues.

Posted by: LC LaWedgie at May 29, 2013 01:22 PM (2iU3x)

335 Information Dribbles out of Weiner Campaign

Posted by: DangerGirl @deadlyestrogen at May 29, 2013 01:24 PM (GrtrJ)

336 "Weiner Campaign Leans Left" That's my boy!

Posted by: Bubba at May 29, 2013 01:25 PM (uQ3AR)

337 Line from an old PBS show, I forget which one, on Lily Langtry (I think), courtesan to King Edward V11. 

Edward: I've spent enough on you to build a battleship

LL:  You've spent enough in me to float one.

Posted by: pep at May 29, 2013 01:25 PM (6TB1Z)

338 "Weiner's In?!!!
Weiner's IN?!!??"
==========

He's all in, baby! That's it. Disappointing, isn't it?

Posted by: Kensington at May 29, 2013 01:26 PM (Yy2ZT)

339

Stories from the inside:

 

When Weiner comes, interns scamper! 

Posted by: BurtTC at May 29, 2013 01:27 PM (TOk1P)

340 I misread it as "Willing to work as a teen..."

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at May 29, 2013 01:27 PM (AC0lD)

341

Breaking news.

 

Weiner withdraws!

Posted by: polynikes at May 29, 2013 01:27 PM (m2CN7)

342 Weiner wants a bigger staff.

Posted by: Marmo at May 29, 2013 01:27 PM (QW+AD)

343 He'll be the Mayor of New Yawk.

Guarandamntee it.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 29, 2013 01:27 PM (lVPtV)

344 RENO, Nev. — A U.S. District Court jury found a Nevada developer and former lobbyist guilty Wednesday on three counts of making illegal campaign contributions.

Jurors are telling U.S. District Court Judge Larry Hicks they don't think they can reach a verdict on charges that Harvey Whittemore lied to the FBI. Hicks has sent the jury back to deliberate on the lying charge.

The jury returned unanimous guilty verdicts on charges of making excessive campaign contributions, making contributions in the name of another and causing a false statement to be made to the Federal Election Commission in connection with contributions to Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid's campaign.

... next we'll find out that he also doanted some "cowboy poetry" as well

Posted by: SeASSter Harry Reid at May 29, 2013 01:28 PM (e8kgV)

345
okay, we've had enough lulz

let's get back to being Ranty McHaterpants'

Posted by: soothsayer, now with 20% less ruth at May 29, 2013 01:30 PM (UbXPv)

346 286
The Weinermobile isNOT for rent. Stop calling us Anthony!

Posted by: Oscar Mayer at May 29, 2013 05:10 PM (WolTZ




We have friends who are *cough* Mayers.  And yes, they get to drive the Weinermobile.  And they're also staunch conservatives and hate TFG.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 29, 2013 01:31 PM (lVPtV)

347 *sighing heavily......rolls over and quietly smokes a cigerette*

Posted by: The Thread at May 29, 2013 01:31 PM (85lop)

348 A grandmother found a loaded gun on the seat of a ride at Disney World's Animal Kingdom on Sunday, an Orange County Sheriff's Office incident report said.

An attendant of the Dinosaur ride said that on Sunday at 12:15 p.m. a woman handed her a gun, which turned out to be a Cobra 380 Caliber automatic, containing five hollow point bullets, the report said. And then a boy who was with the woman said, "my grandma found it on her seat," the report said.

... I'm not sure if 38 caliber would have enough stopping power to take down a dinosaur

Posted by: Barney at May 29, 2013 01:31 PM (e8kgV)

349 "Weiner Points To Back Channel Experience"

Posted by: NY Times at May 29, 2013 01:31 PM (uQ3AR)

350

Weiner declares he will show this city how it can grow.  Claims  to  be  both a shower  and  a  grower. 

Posted by: polynikes at May 29, 2013 01:31 PM (m2CN7)

351 OT but late in thread so okay (from the Weekly Standard):

White House spokesman dodged questions today about whether Attorney General Eric Holder told the truth when testifying in front of Congress. The questions arise amid new developments in the story of the Justice Department's snooping on Fox News reporter James Rosen.  "I would refer you to the Justice Department," says Carney.

Wow, they're cutting him loose already.

Posted by: pep at May 29, 2013 01:31 PM (6TB1Z)

352 "Line from an old PBS show, I forget which one, on Lily Langtry (I think), courtesan to King Edward V11.

Edward: I've spent enough on you to build a battleship

LL: You've spent enough in me to float one."
===============

HICKORY! DICKORY! DOCK!

OH!

Posted by: Andrew Clay at May 29, 2013 01:31 PM (Yy2ZT)

353 Weiner 2016: He's coming.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at May 29, 2013 01:32 PM (cMjv7)

354
Wow, they're cutting him loose already.

Posted by: pep at May 29, 2013 05:31 PM (6TB1Z




Barry is to buses as the NRA is to guns.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 29, 2013 01:33 PM (lVPtV)

355 'Picture this...' -- Weiner standing before a crowd at a campaign rally

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at May 29, 2013 01:33 PM (cMjv7)

356 Grab a hold with Weiner

Posted by: #OccupyAnthonyWeiner'sShorts at May 29, 2013 01:34 PM (e8kgV)

357 Ask not what Weiner can do for you...

Posted by: DangerGirl @deadlyestrogen at May 29, 2013 01:34 PM (GrtrJ)

358 'I am not a crook.' -- Weiner

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at May 29, 2013 01:34 PM (cMjv7)

359

If Weiner is elected I would expect him to  screw up and  pull another boner. 

Posted by: polynikes at May 29, 2013 01:34 PM (m2CN7)

360 'Ich bin ein Weiner.' -- Weiner

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at May 29, 2013 01:34 PM (cMjv7)

361 Let me just wipe this out ...

Posted by: #OccupyAnthonyWeiner'sShorts at May 29, 2013 01:34 PM (e8kgV)

362 New thread...phew.

This one has Weiner all over it.

Posted by: DangerGirl @deadlyestrogen at May 29, 2013 01:34 PM (GrtrJ)

363
a girls gun

,must've been in some homo's fanny pack

Posted by: soothsayer, now with 20% less ruth at May 29, 2013 01:35 PM (UbXPv)

364 'We do these things not because they are easy, but because they are hard.' -- Weiner

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at May 29, 2013 01:35 PM (cMjv7)

365 Lassen Sie mich gerade dieses heraus peitschen

Posted by: #OccupyAnthonyWeiner'sShorts at May 29, 2013 01:35 PM (e8kgV)

366 This election will be hard on Weiner. 

Posted by: polynikes at May 29, 2013 01:35 PM (m2CN7)

367 Weiner's entrance splits Democrats.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 29, 2013 01:35 PM (O6Tmi)

368 361 'I am not a crook.' -- Weiner

---

I am not a crooked - Weiner

FIFY

Posted by: Craig Poe at May 29, 2013 01:36 PM (BVkEs)

369 "I'm  not  crooked!  Little  Anthony  is  straight!"

Posted by: A. Weiner at May 29, 2013 01:36 PM (WolTZ)

370 I am a German danish !

Posted by: JFK at May 29, 2013 01:36 PM (e8kgV)

371 a girls gun

,must've been in some homo's fanny pack

Posted by: soothsayer, now with 20% less ruth at May 29, 2013 05:35 PM (UbXPv)

 

Watch who you're calling a homo.   I've  got a  kel tec .380  in  my front pocket right now. 

Posted by: polynikes at May 29, 2013 01:37 PM (m2CN7)

372 Government that you'd relish  ... Weiner

Posted by: #OccupyAnthonyWeiner'sShorts at May 29, 2013 01:37 PM (e8kgV)

373 so you admit it's a girls gun!

Posted by: soothsayer, now with 20% less ruth at May 29, 2013 01:38 PM (UbXPv)

374 Anthony Weiner is making a comeback. He is tan, flaccid and ready. He wants to come back and maybe be the mayor of New York. There are only two things standing in his way: an unforgiving public and Instagram.

Posted by: Bill Maher at May 29, 2013 01:39 PM (e8kgV)

375 Anthony Weiner, now less douchey

Posted by: Steve C at May 29, 2013 01:40 PM (e8kgV)

376

On the other hand it IS New York and at this point they deserve exactly the kind of weiner being offered to them.

 

No sympathy.

Posted by: sans_sheriff at May 29, 2013 01:40 PM (Lljg2)

377 Watch who you're calling a homo.I've got a kel tec .380 in my front pocket right now.

Posted by: polynikes at May 29, 2013 05:37 PM (m2CN7)

 

Homo.

Posted by: troyriser at May 29, 2013 01:43 PM (vtiE6)

378 "Weiner In Crosshairs Of Opposition"

Posted by: NY Times at May 29, 2013 01:46 PM (uQ3AR)

379 "Weiner Misses Landing Strip, Splatters"

Posted by: NY Times at May 29, 2013 01:48 PM (uQ3AR)

380 Thank god...the Weiner finally petered out.

Posted by: DangerGirl @deadlyestrogen at May 29, 2013 01:52 PM (GrtrJ)

381 If I had a Weiner it would look like Anthony!........oh wait!............

Posted by: President Obama at May 29, 2013 01:52 PM (D9ELu)

382 380 Watch who you're calling a homo.I've got a kel tec .380 in my front pocket right now.
Posted by: polynikes at May 29, 2013 05:37 PM (m2CN7)

Homo.

Posted by: troyriser at May 29, 2013 05:43 PM (vtiE6)

Correction: Armed homo.

Posted by: Slappy at May 29, 2013 01:54 PM (LTbLf)

383 Weiner is a drip.

Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at May 29, 2013 01:56 PM (ymovd)

384 Maybe Paul Shanklin can do a song with the name "Johnson City" in the lyrics.

Posted by: Baldy at May 29, 2013 02:49 PM (tyDFN)

385 future headline:

"mayoral candidate Quinn accuses Wiener of back door dealings"

Posted by: caustic at May 29, 2013 04:03 PM (/b8+5)

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