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June 17, 2013

Arrested Development Arena Fighting Video Game;
Breaking Bad Lego Adventure Game
— Ace

Funny guys doin' some funny things with computers.

They say they will make these games -- so long as they can get the licenses. Now, there's no way Lego is going to license a game that features the cast of Breaking Bad.

But Arrested Development one just needs the producers' blessing.

Oh Here's Something Awesome: When you slow the Theme from Seinfeld down 12x (or whatever), it becomes a chilling theme of existential psychological horror.

I'm not exaggerating. Check it out.

It'll haunt ya, man.

Posted by: Ace at 03:32 PM | Comments (139)
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1 let it burn

Posted by: phoenixgirl@phxazgrl at June 17, 2013 03:33 PM (8JJ6O)

2 Definately not first!

Posted by: L, elle at June 17, 2013 03:34 PM (0PiQ4)

3 I'll pass on AD. Tried to get into many times.

Posted by: dogfish at June 17, 2013 03:35 PM (nsOJa)

4 Definately not first!

Posted by: L, elle at June 17, 2013 07:34 PM (0PiQ4)

But you should still feel good about yourself in spite of this inadequacy!

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 17, 2013 03:36 PM (Cnqmv)

5 But, but...liberals are telling us now that "mean faces" on Lego guys are driving our male chilluns to violence.

Which is probably how our son ended up being a Marine.

I blame Lego.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 17, 2013 03:36 PM (lVPtV)

6 See the violence inherent in the system!

Posted by: Chris Matthews, Paragon of Objectivity at June 17, 2013 03:36 PM (8NVrH)

7 I watched this show for the first time the other day, and it made no sense. Is everyone on the show supposed to be retarded except for Jason Batemans character?

Posted by: L, elle at June 17, 2013 03:36 PM (0PiQ4)

8 L you have to start w episode one. Don't start anywhere else. I still lol and I've watched all the episodes (working on season four) over and over :-)

Posted by: Sunny at June 17, 2013 03:40 PM (HINxj)

9 I like Legos. Ace, you put this post up. Say something.

Posted by: L, elle at June 17, 2013 03:41 PM (0PiQ4)

10 So, is AD going to have 2 good fights, one mediocre fight and then an overlong, uninteresting slap fight?

Posted by: AmishDude at June 17, 2013 03:41 PM (T0NGe)

11 Leave Polly Haz aloooooooonnnne.

Posted by: seamrog at June 17, 2013 03:41 PM (OOd11)

12 lelle start from the beginning...it's very funny...although i haven't watched the new ones....so those may not be so good

Posted by: phoenixgirl@phxazgrl at June 17, 2013 03:42 PM (8JJ6O)

13 Isn't Arrested Development a show for hipster douchebags that dress like Where's Waldo?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 17, 2013 03:42 PM (V1ZIU)

14 Ace, you put this post up. Say something. Let me: "I felt like I had to put a post up and I didn't want to ask, `Is this a thing?'"

Posted by: AmishDude at June 17, 2013 03:42 PM (T0NGe)

15 check out the update!

Posted by: ace at June 17, 2013 03:42 PM (LCRYB)

16 C'mon!

Posted by: GOB Bluth at June 17, 2013 03:43 PM (BXLPR)

17 >>>I watched this show for the first time the other day, and it made no sense. Is everyone on the show supposed
to be retarded except for Jason Batemans character?

basically.

Posted by: ace at June 17, 2013 03:43 PM (LCRYB)

18 Ok Ace you redeemed yourself with the slowed down Seinfeld thing.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 17, 2013 03:44 PM (V1ZIU)

19 Your dong tea ready, ace.

Posted by: chinese pharmacist at June 17, 2013 03:44 PM (9+vDU)

20 That's not existential. It's poo poo.

Posted by: Søren Kierkegaard at June 17, 2013 03:45 PM (8ZskC)

21 With the Seinfeld thing, I thought, "This is going to be stupid." And it was. But also, awesome.

Posted by: AmishDude at June 17, 2013 03:45 PM (T0NGe)

22 The Seinfeld slow down should be playing softly in the background whenever ghost stories are read aloud.

Posted by: lincolntf at June 17, 2013 03:46 PM (ZshNr)

23 I think I heard the Dead do that slowed-down Seinfeld thing once at the Meadowlands.

Posted by: rickl at June 17, 2013 03:46 PM (sdi6R)

24 Hey Rocky, watch me pull a bullwhip out of my ass.

Posted by: Bullwinkle Mapplethorpe at June 17, 2013 03:47 PM (8ZskC)

25 Geez, the Seinfeld theme sounds like it belongs in the Saw movie series. Weird. Oh, and I would absolutely play LEGO Breaking Bad.

Posted by: no good deed at June 17, 2013 03:47 PM (mjR67)

26
Those fake conservative ads aren't just on the radio waves anymore. Just saw a tv ad featuring Kelly Ayotte, lauding her "courage and independence" to trying to bring illegals "out of the shadows."

These ads are win-win for the Left. Even if they don't fool conservatives and Republicans into supporting Amnesty, they will have helped achieve ruining the political ambitions of Rubio, Ryan, and Ayotte, three young popular Republicans in D.C. with bright futures.

Posted by: soothsayer, now with 20% less ruth at June 17, 2013 03:47 PM (GcwH1)

27 The Seinfeld thing was awesome.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 17, 2013 03:48 PM (GEICT)

28 I lasted 38 seconds, top that.

Posted by: lowandslow at June 17, 2013 03:48 PM (Fz2C7)

29 Thanks Acey, Hrothgar, Sunny, and PhoenixG, and AmishD (for the snark) So Netflix then. That's a lot of time. My little sisiter who is an uptight geek is all hip on this show. It hurts. So catch up time, I guess.

Posted by: L, elle at June 17, 2013 03:48 PM (0PiQ4)

30 OMG that sienfeld thing - sounds just Monstrare, a noise *band* that does extreme noise stuff, this sound just like them...secrets of the band revealed!

Posted by: Big Black Oak Arkansa at June 17, 2013 03:48 PM (xDQTw)

31 But, but...liberals are telling us now that "mean faces" on Lego guys are driving our male chilluns to violence.>>

Their probably right since my PT boat toy and realistic toy rifle were much more calming than those dam legos. Oh and fire rocks and dirt that were our playthings.

Posted by: McGregor at June 17, 2013 03:49 PM (qo244)

32 check out the update!

That is something.

Posted by: fluffy at June 17, 2013 03:49 PM (z9HTb)

33 The Seinfeld music made me want to kill and kill and kill ....

Posted by: Blacksheep at June 17, 2013 03:50 PM (bS6uW)

34
If you speed up Games Of Thrones' theme 12x it sounds exactly like Pop Goes the Weasel!

Posted by: soothsayer, now with 20% less ruth at June 17, 2013 03:50 PM (vzLhi)

35 Is it strange I can "see" that seinfeld sound?

Posted by: CAC at June 17, 2013 03:51 PM (3jAUa)

36 Lego characters still have "mean" faces, right?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 17, 2013 03:52 PM (lVPtV)

37 35 Is it strange I can "see" that seinfeld sound? Posted by: CAC at June 17, 2013 07:51 PM (3jAUa) No, but it's bullshit you won't share.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 17, 2013 03:52 PM (GEICT)

38
you're thinking of Weebles??

Posted by: soothsayer, now with 20% less ruth at June 17, 2013 03:52 PM (xIzGn)

39 Lego characters still have "mean" faces, right? Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 17, 2013 07:52 PM (lVPtV) I thought they all had the happy faces. Then again the last Lego set I got was in 1994.

Posted by: CAC at June 17, 2013 03:53 PM (3jAUa)

40 I just don't like thinking about politics anymore. Sad hobo face

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at June 17, 2013 03:53 PM (LggOY)

41 No, but it's bullshit you won't share. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 17, 2013 07:52 PM (GEICT) NEVAR

Posted by: CAC at June 17, 2013 03:53 PM (3jAUa)

42 Another traffic builder thread? If it works, have at it.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at June 17, 2013 03:53 PM (wR+pz)

Theme from Seinfeld

Mating sound of the Beluga Whale.

Posted by: Cicero Kid at June 17, 2013 03:54 PM (jz0+s)

44 NEVAR Posted by: CAC at June 17, 2013 07:53 PM (3jAUa) See, this is why EoJ and I refused to loan you that money a while back.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 17, 2013 03:55 PM (GEICT)

45 If you put an otter in the microwave on'high' for five minutes it sounds just like "Pop goes the Weasel"

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at June 17, 2013 03:55 PM (pxDth)

46 >>I think I heard the Dead do that slowed-down Seinfeld thing once at the Meadowlands. That was just Jerry's way of saying the microdot is kicking in.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 17, 2013 03:55 PM (g1DWB)

47 From Master of Horror George Costanza...

A new exploration into terror and domination...

H A N D

Because a man without hand is not a man.

Yanking your reins May 2014.

Posted by: ace at June 17, 2013 03:56 PM (LCRYB)

48 Plenty of mean faces on Legos last time I bought them for the Road boys in the 90's. We had a friggin' stack of dismantled Lego kits that wouldn't fit in two bushel baskets.

They'd rake through those things reassembling all manner of freakishness every night. Sounded like someone rifling through a bucket of broken glass.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 17, 2013 03:56 PM (4Mv1T)

49
Is an otter an weasel?

Posted by: soothsayer, now with 20% less ruth at June 17, 2013 03:56 PM (LPRBM)

50 47 From Master of Horror George Costanza... A new exploration into terror and domination... The Shrinking Uniforms No one can hear you scream when you can't move... Posted by: ace at June 17, 2013 07:56 PM (LCRYB)

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 17, 2013 03:57 PM (GEICT)

51 Ever step on a Lego?They are evil.

Posted by: steevy at June 17, 2013 03:57 PM (mUSYR)

52 Wow. I totally fucked that up. *sigh*

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 17, 2013 03:57 PM (GEICT)

53 Sounded like someone rifling through a bucket of broken glass.

Feels just like broken glass when you catch one in the arch of your barefoot in the middle of the night.

Posted by: no good deed at June 17, 2013 03:57 PM (mjR67)

54 Erector Sets! Screw Legos.

Posted by: PCX150 at June 17, 2013 03:58 PM (GwyfB)

55 From Master of Horror George Costanza The Horror of... La Cucina The Special Tonight is TERROR

Posted by: steevy at June 17, 2013 03:59 PM (mUSYR)

56 49 Yes.

Posted by: steevy at June 17, 2013 03:59 PM (mUSYR)

48 seconds of the Seinfeld foolishness, then on to the comments.

Thanks anyway, Mr. Ace.

Posted by: DM at June 17, 2013 04:00 PM (LaKlJ)

58 Ever step on a Lego?They are evil. Posted by: steevy at June 17, 2013 07:57 PM (mUSYR) ***** That's how my son learned French.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at June 17, 2013 04:00 PM (pxDth)

59 "Cashemere", the story of one man's journey from reasonable thriftiness to psychotic killing sprees.

Posted by: lincolntf at June 17, 2013 04:00 PM (ZshNr)

60 Feels just like broken glass when you catch one in the arch of your barefoot in the middle of the night. Posted by: no good deed
-------------------------
That's how my boys learned their broad colloquial vocabulary....

...from me.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 17, 2013 04:00 PM (4Mv1T)

61 Above the Rim, he said. But still Inside the Cylinder.

A D J A C E N T
T O
G A R B A G E

Go dumpster diving this Thanksgiving.

Posted by: ace at June 17, 2013 04:00 PM (LCRYB)

62 Y'all will have to excuse me, I'm eating meatloaf at Ms. D'ohs house, and am fully expecting to ear leftovers with what she sends home with me. Nothing better than cold meatloaf sammiches with mustard. YUM!

Thank ya for fueling my imagination Mrs. D'oh. I shall be be making meatloaf tomorrow.

thanks!

Posted by: jem at June 17, 2013 04:01 PM (fM4kr)

63
I lasted 38 seconds, top that.

Posted by: lowandslow at June 17, 2013 07:48 PM (Fz2C7)

No one wants to hear about your night with Kate Upton.

Unless you have video.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 17, 2013 04:01 PM (TIIx5)

64 BTW BCoch, did you know you cannot definitively say how long something is to an absolute measurement?

Posted by: CAC at June 17, 2013 04:01 PM (3jAUa)

65 Stanley Cup Game 3 about to start.

Posted by: lincolntf at June 17, 2013 04:02 PM (ZshNr)

66 TR, I feel your pain, brother.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at June 17, 2013 04:02 PM (pxDth)

67 Meatloaf with mustard?I like it with ketchup.

Posted by: steevy at June 17, 2013 04:02 PM (mUSYR)

68 I had to stop the Seinfeld thing. Too disturbing.

Posted by: Baldy at June 17, 2013 04:02 PM (tyDFN)

69 Lego Rock Band is pretty cool. Funny - Spinal Tap-ish- back stories to some of the characters and venues. My kids loved it before Christmas. Less so now.

Posted by: Joe Tenebris at June 17, 2013 04:02 PM (LYHTt)

70 61 Above the Rim, he said. But still Inside the Cylinder. A D J A C E N T T O G A R B A G E Go dumpster diving this Thanksgiving. Posted by: ace at June 17, 2013 08:00 PM (LCRYB) Fire...guns...anything that startles you... The Panic sets in and it's.... EVERY MAN FOR HIMSELF Because all that matters is getting out.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 17, 2013 04:03 PM (GEICT)

71 I like those Lego games,they are a lot of fun.Lego Batman 2 DC heroes was great.Looking forward to Lego Marvel Superheroes.

Posted by: steevy at June 17, 2013 04:04 PM (mUSYR)

72 DAVID AXELROD: See, this should be an administration. This is the administration. BARACK OBAMA: What? DAVID: This. Just talking. BARACK: (dismissing) Yeah, right. DAVID: I'm really serious. I think that's a good idea. BARACK: Just talking? Well what's the administration about? DAVID: It's about nothing. BARACK: No serious issues? DAVID: No forget the serious issues. BARACK: You've got to have serious issues. DAVID: Who says you gotta have serious issues? Remember when Bill Clinton had, had that thing with midnight basketball and school uniforms? That could be an administration!

Posted by: AmishDude at June 17, 2013 04:04 PM (T0NGe)

73 64 BTW BCoch, did you know you cannot definitively say how long something is to an absolute measurement? Posted by: CAC at June 17, 2013 08:01 PM (3jAUa) The Irish rejoice...

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 17, 2013 04:04 PM (GEICT)

74 Seinfeld was brilliant,even if you don't like it,you have to admit how influential it was.

Posted by: steevy at June 17, 2013 04:05 PM (mUSYR)

75 BTW BCoch, did you know you cannot definitively say how long something is to an absolute measurement?>>

The one actual truthful use of "it depends on what your definition of is is"

Posted by: McGregor at June 17, 2013 04:05 PM (qo244)

76 "The Faithless Gasket" A towering auto mechanic becomes obsessed with a Comedian's auto maintenance and launches a Gaslight campaign to drive him insane. Original Title: A Saab Story.

Posted by: lincolntf at June 17, 2013 04:06 PM (ZshNr)

77 Did someone steal ace's add medication?

Posted by: Buzzion at June 17, 2013 04:06 PM (e76uu)

78 Ace,did you ever pitch those idea's to SyFy?

Posted by: steevy at June 17, 2013 04:08 PM (mUSYR)

79 you know you cannot definitively say how long something is to an absolute measurement? Posted by: CAC at June 17, 2013 08:01 PM (3jAUa) ***** I would venture to say that any dad who has sat through an elementary school music recital can tell you absolutely and precisely how long it was.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at June 17, 2013 04:09 PM (pxDth)

80 "The Big Salad" A macabre tale of a gluttonous woman trapped under a ten ton pile of lettuce heads, handcuffed and starving.

Posted by: lincolntf at June 17, 2013 04:09 PM (ZshNr)

81 I worked with a dozen Jewish guys for about 15 years. All my age.

Being seriously from the south I might never have ever appreciated Seinfeld, but after hanging with those guys for so long I thought it was hilarious.

My wife even likes it and she can't understand a British accent in a UK comedy.

(Love you, babe.)

Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 17, 2013 04:09 PM (4Mv1T)

82 I would venture to say that any dad who has sat through an elementary school music recital can tell you absolutely and precisely how long it was. Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at June 17, 2013 08:09 PM (pxDth) That's easy. Too long.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 17, 2013 04:10 PM (GEICT)

83 74 Seinfeld was brilliant,even if you don't like it,you have to admit how influential it was. Seinfeld and the Conan O'Brian days of the Simpsons (I hear it's still on, but it started sucking after O'Brian left) were brilliant, absolutely brilliant at having an A,B,C and even D story that intertwined and were entertaining.

Posted by: AmishDude at June 17, 2013 04:10 PM (T0NGe)

84 69

Lego Rock Band is pretty cool. Funny - Spinal Tap-ish- back stories to some of the characters and venues.
My kids loved it before Christmas. Less so now.

Posted by: Joe Tenebris at June 17, 2013 08:02 PM (LYHTt)

Suddenly, I'd like to see a Lego Metalocalypse game.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke's solid gold diaphragm at June 17, 2013 04:12 PM (7xeJQ)

85 83 Yeah,Simpsons was once must see tv.Hilarious.Than the BDS happened,or maybe Conan left or whatever.

Posted by: steevy at June 17, 2013 04:12 PM (mUSYR)

86 The best storyline is 'DD'.

Posted by: garrett at June 17, 2013 04:13 PM (9nSll)

87 The sea was angry that day, my friends - like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli. I got about fifty feet out and suddenly the great beast appeared before me. I tell you he was ten stories high if he was a foot. As if sensing my presence, he let out a great bellow. I said, "Cthulhu fhtagn!"

Posted by: George Costanza, Necronomicon Enthusiast at June 17, 2013 04:13 PM (IDypm)

88 I would venture to say that any dad who has sat through an elementary school music recital can tell you absolutely and precisely how long it was. Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at June 17, 2013 08:09 PM (pxDth) "an eternity" is not very exact.

Posted by: CAC at June 17, 2013 04:13 PM (3jAUa)

89 Totally OT: Was bored and started flipping channels and got caught up in Judge Judy. Jeebus are these people not only stupid, but they go on TV and show the whole nation that they are stupid. And to make matters worse, these twits vote

Posted by: Ma Bell at June 17, 2013 04:13 PM (RLdcX)

90 It's like a salad. Only, bigger.

Posted by: Elaine Benes at June 17, 2013 04:14 PM (9nSll)

91 mmmmmmmmmm....meatloaf! good lawd that stuff is good!

Posted by: jem at June 17, 2013 04:14 PM (fM4kr)

92 I would venture to say that any dad who has sat through an elementary school music recital can tell you absolutely and precisely how long it was.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at June 17, 2013 08:09 PM (pxDth)

That's easy.
Too long.
-------------------------------
(*Doffs flame suit*) We always sat through the middle school girl's wrestling match that was billed as a basketball game, before the middle school boys played.

Time and space would shift into whatever bandwidth that Seinfeld clip is recorded in.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 17, 2013 04:14 PM (4Mv1T)

93 "The Donor" A lonely malcontent surreptitiously replaces all the fluids in his neighbor's car with his own blood.

Posted by: lincolntf at June 17, 2013 04:15 PM (ZshNr)

94 89 The greatest trick the left has pulled is to eliminate the feeling of shame.

Posted by: steevy at June 17, 2013 04:15 PM (mUSYR)

95 And to make matters worse, these twits vote

Posted by: Ma Bell at June 17, 2013 08:13 PM (RLdcX)

No wonder so many say "let it burn"!

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 17, 2013 04:16 PM (Cnqmv)

96 85 83 Yeah,Simpsons was once must see tv.Hilarious.Than the BDS happened,or maybe Conan left or whatever. Posted by: steevy at June 17, 2013 08:12 PM (mUSYR) For me, it was the "Lisa is a vegetarian" episode. Unfunny, preachy and no "B" story. Get out the waterskis and leather jacket.

Posted by: AmishDude at June 17, 2013 04:16 PM (T0NGe)

>>> A lonely malcontent surreptitiously replaces all the fluids in his neighbor's car with his own blood.

Mandelbaum! Mandelbaum! Mandelbaum!

Posted by: Izzy Mandelbaum at June 17, 2013 04:16 PM (9nSll)

98 The music makes me want to saw off the limbs of people trapped in a post-apocalyptic nightmare. I surmise that's bad.

Posted by: joncelli at June 17, 2013 04:17 PM (vh67+)

99 The Seinfeld theme...that sounds like Cthulhu's iPod.

Posted by: Todd Wiley at June 17, 2013 04:18 PM (lrkg9)

100 Although a nice full 'C' makes for a pretty good story, too.

Posted by: garrett at June 17, 2013 04:18 PM (9nSll)

101 Mrs. Do'h? Did ya set me a ghost plate?

Posted by: jem at June 17, 2013 04:18 PM (fM4kr)

102 Posted by: AmishDude at June 17, 2013 08:04 PM (T0NGe)

I didn't realize that Axelrod was on the NSA record everything list!

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 17, 2013 04:19 PM (Cnqmv)

103 "The Lesbian Wedding" A woman gets on a crowded train, and never gets off...

Posted by: lincolntf at June 17, 2013 04:19 PM (ZshNr)

104 Although a nice full 'C' makes for a pretty good story, too. Posted by: garrett at June 17, 2013 08:18 PM (9nSll) Meh. I'll take story F. Really rounded out.

Posted by: CAC at June 17, 2013 04:19 PM (3jAUa)

105

"The Lesbian Wedding" ''

40 years taking the subway and the first person I talk to...

Posted by: Old Lady on Subway at June 17, 2013 04:20 PM (9nSll)

106 I'll take story F. Really rounded out. Posted by: CAC at June 17, 2013 08:19 PM (3jAUa) Glutton

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 17, 2013 04:20 PM (GEICT)

107 GO BLACKHAWKS!

Posted by: garrett at June 17, 2013 04:21 PM (9nSll)

108 Mid-90's Simpsons was some of the best tv I ever enjoyed. Homer (with bullhorn): Bart, have you seen the remote? Bart (shouting from the school rooftop): Did you check your pocket? Homer (speaking to those standing right next to him, still with bullhorn): It was in my pocket. Still cracks me up. I'm simple that way.

Posted by: Joe Tenebris at June 17, 2013 04:21 PM (LYHTt)

109 Meanwhile, I have just mixed Bulleit Bourbon with Bruce Cost Ginger Ale and created perfection.

Posted by: blaster at June 17, 2013 04:22 PM (c28BI)

110 Still cracks me up. I'm simple that way. Posted by: Joe Tenebris at June 17, 2013 08:21 PM (LYHTt) Bart mooning through the embassy gates is one of my favorites. And when Homer joined the Army. "Front line infantry!"

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 17, 2013 04:22 PM (GEICT)

111 "The Chicken Roaster"

A glowing, eldritch neon sign drives a man insane.

Posted by: Armando at June 17, 2013 04:23 PM (IDypm)

112 One of my favorites is the episode where Homer decides to become so obese he will be allowed to work from home.

Posted by: steevy at June 17, 2013 04:24 PM (mUSYR)

113 112 One of my favorites is the episode where Homer decides to become so obese he will be allowed to work from home. Posted by: steevy at June 17, 2013 08:24 PM (mUSYR) And sets up the bird novelty thing to do his job for him. Lol.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 17, 2013 04:25 PM (GEICT)

114 The Guatemalan Insanity Pepper episode was pretty good.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at June 17, 2013 04:25 PM (0HooB)

115 A mysterious affliction casts an eery pall over an entire town. "These pretzels are making me thirsty."

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at June 17, 2013 04:25 PM (pxDth)

116 "The Marble Rye" What begins as an innocent misunderstanding ends with a tuna hook lodged in the eye of an octogenarian. Working Title: Rusty's Revenge

Posted by: lincolntf at June 17, 2013 04:26 PM (ZshNr)

117 I always liked "Homer's Enemy" the one with Frank Grimes in it.

Posted by: garrett at June 17, 2013 04:26 PM (9nSll)

118 Good Lord ,these people are criminally stupid. http://tinyurl.com/khryc6d

Posted by: steevy at June 17, 2013 04:27 PM (mUSYR)

119 117 Also a very good one.

Posted by: steevy at June 17, 2013 04:27 PM (mUSYR)

120 Were these the pretzels that were covered in mustard gas by Joe Biden?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 17, 2013 04:28 PM (UVBO7)

121 And, of course, the Monorail episode.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 17, 2013 04:28 PM (GEICT)

122 The Simpsons was still decent up to probably 2000. I stopped watching after that. And I'm pretty sure I've never heard a Simpsons reference that I didn't get. So certainly no loss. I don't even think there are any family guy references other than their "joke" of putting the emphasis on the W in worse like wheat and whipped.

Posted by: Buzzion at June 17, 2013 04:28 PM (RD+7M)

123 Phil Hartman was awesome..What a tragic end.

Posted by: steevy at June 17, 2013 04:29 PM (mUSYR)

124 Gillard, the country's first female leader, last week reignited a simmering gender war by saying in a speech that government would be dominated by "men in blue ties" should opposition leader Tony Abbott assume office in September elections. "It's a decision about whether, once again, we will banish women's voice from the core of our political life," said the embattled prime minister in the speech, desperate to shore up waning support. "We don't want to live in an Australia where abortion again becomes the political plaything of men who think they know better." But the ploy has backfired with a poll in Fairfax Media showing male voters are abandoning Gillard and the Australian Labor Party (ALP) and there is little sign of more women getting behind her. The telephone poll of 1,400 voters found that since the last survey a month ago Labor's standing has continued to slide, led entirely by a seven percent exodus of men.

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at June 17, 2013 04:29 PM (e8kgV)

125 >>>118 Good Lord ,these people are criminally stupid.
http://tinyurl.com/khryc6d
---------------------------------------------
That kid will have authority issues the rest of his natural life.
Ask me how I know.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 17, 2013 04:29 PM (4Mv1T)

126 Yeah, any episode with Troy McClure was always worth watching.

Posted by: garrett at June 17, 2013 04:30 PM (9nSll)

127 122 It can be amusing,especially before it came back and got more political.The Godfather ,"It insists upon itself."That was funny,especially since I really dislike The Godfather movies myself.

Posted by: steevy at June 17, 2013 04:31 PM (mUSYR)

128 That Seinfeld thing is what I had always imagined the morning after with Elaine would be like.

Posted by: Fritz at June 17, 2013 04:31 PM (G9Mmf)

129 That kid will have authority issues the rest of his natural life.
Ask me how I know.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 17, 2013 08:29 PM (4Mv1T)

I hope the parents will home school before that too becomes illegal!

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 17, 2013 04:31 PM (Cnqmv)

130 I always liked "Homer's Enemy" the onewith Frank Grimes in it. Posted by: garrett at June 17, 2013 08:26 PM (9nSll) The single darkest Simpsons ever. Its almost like he existed to show how fucked up the world of the Simpsons was, so he had to be destroyed. That one's up there with South Park's Scott Tennerman Must Die.

Posted by: CAC at June 17, 2013 04:32 PM (3jAUa)

131 Family Guy has Adam Carolla as Death. Always good for a laugh.

Posted by: garrett at June 17, 2013 04:32 PM (9nSll)

132 The Burning Times will remove many of the bureaucratically stupid from the gene pool, including the ones who refuse to forvgie a 5 yr old for a cap gun.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 17, 2013 04:32 PM (UVBO7)

133 125 I feel bad for kids today,especially boys.We grew up in better America.

Posted by: steevy at June 17, 2013 04:32 PM (mUSYR)

134 nood

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 17, 2013 04:33 PM (lVPtV)

135 125 >>>118 Good Lord ,these people are criminally stupid. http://tinyurl.com/khryc6d --------------------------------------------- That kid will have authority issues the rest of his natural life. Ask me how I know. Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 17, 2013 08:29 PM (4Mv1T) I just read that story to my wife. Who's a former kindergarten teacher. In Maryland. She's furious.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 17, 2013 04:33 PM (GEICT)

136 >>>That one's up there with South Park's Scott Tennerman Must Die. I think that might be the episode where Matt and Trey usually seeing themselves as Stan and Kyle realized that yeah they're probably both a little like cartman.

Posted by: Buzzion at June 17, 2013 04:37 PM (RHWG4)

137 Mayor ~~Kennedy~~ Quimby was always appreciated by this (at the time) fledgling conservative with a budding distrust of politicians.

Posted by: Joe Tenebris at June 17, 2013 04:37 PM (Br398)

138 From the mind of Cosmo Kramer: "Double Barrels" They're real...and they're spectacular.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread, Low Level Superhero at June 17, 2013 05:32 PM (5J54Q)

139 Intelligent music for ya.

Posted by: SecretlyConservative at June 17, 2013 08:06 PM (f892J)

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