December 06, 2013

As I Was Saying Earlier...
— Ace

It's the Hero that the rapt fan is interested in, not the MacGuffin.

The left is just interested in the character, the Hero.

Take it away, New York Times:


WHITE HOUSE MEMO

In ObamaÂ’s Book List, Glimpses of His Journey


President Obama, with his daughter Malia, buying books last weekend at the Politics and Prose bookstore in Washington.

By PETER BAKER

WASHINGTON — President Obama has never visited the rugged mountains of Chechnya, but if he digs into one of the novels he bought last weekend, “A Constellation of Vital Phenomena,” he will be transported to a land of unremitting violence and tragedy, where the innocent are caught up in war as often as the guilty.

Perhaps Mr. Obama is seeking a deeper understanding of the roots of the ethnic bloodletting after Chechnya vaulted back to the front pages this year with the Boston Marathon bombings. Or perhaps he is thinking about his troubled relationship with Russia.

Either way, the novel would give the president a more visceral feel for one of the worldÂ’s most brutal conflicts than the graphic intelligence papers that cross his desk.

“I imagine someone in his position gets a lot of facts and figures,” Anthony Marra, the author of the book, mused the other day. “But the novel is really about the experience, about the psyche and the soul.”

A reading list offers a rare window into the presidential mind, a peek at what a commander in chief may be thinking about beyond theprosaic and repetitive briefings that dominate his days.

Yes who cares about those repetitive boring briefings. I mean, there's nothing interesting going on, certainly, apart from the intense drama of his signature policy initiative going up in flames.

The writer claims the reading list is a "rare glimpse" into the president's mind. Just as Howard Fineman said last night that Obama's talking about his own Journey was a "rare" glimpse into a president's mind.

Obama seems to talk about this a lot, and the media seems to write about it with great intensity and interest.

I'm not sure if we can call a several-times-per-week occurrence rare.

In fact, I'm pretty sure it's the concern for Obama's actual record that's rare. The intense interest in Obama the Personality is the common thing.

The right has repeatedly belittled Obama as a "Celebrity." And indeed that is what he is. His fans are primarily interested in Barack the Man, Barack the Personality.

And not so much as Barack Obama, the executor of federal law.


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Many of the nearly two dozen volumes Mr. Obama picked up at Washington’s Politics and Prose bookstore will be gifts, and certainly children’s tales like “Harold and the Purple Crayon” offer few lessons for dealing with Tea Party congressmen.

But even if they are given away, some of the books reflect what Mr. Obama has already read or would like to read. They are volumes about identity and reinvention, about what it means to be American, and about family, love, betrayal and redemption.

Yup-- movie themes. Book themes. Story themes.

Unlike many of his predecessors, who devoured American history and biographies, Mr. ObamaÂ’s tastes lean toward the literary, in keeping with a man whose first memoir deeply explored issues of race and self.

The media's almost as interested in this Funny Little Muddle called Barack Obama as Barack Obama himself.

And here's the straight-up admission of a big Obama fan that she identifies with Obama, as fans identify with a movie's main character.


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“I think President Obama has really searched his soul in the way that writers do,” Ms. Strayed said. “I certainly, like many people, identify with Obama’s journey."

The New York Times, like Chris Matthews, is not interested in policy. It is solely interested in the travails and triumphs of their Hero, Barack Obama.

Posted by: Ace at 02:09 PM | Comments (343)
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1 Yeah, but Bush just read American history, so he's stupid.

Posted by: huerfano at December 06, 2013 02:11 PM (bAGA/)

2 “I certainly, like many people, identify with Obama’s journey." --- You identify with blowing your dealer to pay for coke while in college, too?!?

Posted by: Barry McFuckstick at December 06, 2013 02:11 PM (/Crba)

3 The New York Times, like Chris Matthews, is not interested in policy. It is solely interested in the travails and triumphs of their Hero, Barack Obama.


Just like their hero, Barack Obama.

Posted by: huerfano at December 06, 2013 02:12 PM (bAGA/)

4 I read 'Constellation' back in the spring, there is no enduring lesson, except don't get involved in Chechnya or analogs like Syria

Posted by: jeffrey pelt at December 06, 2013 02:13 PM (Jsiw/)

5 I hate the word "journey".

Posted by: mama winger at December 06, 2013 02:13 PM (P6QsQ)

6 He's fascinating, ain't he.

Posted by: mama winger at December 06, 2013 02:14 PM (P6QsQ)

7 I hate the word "journey". DonÂ’t I know it.

Posted by: Steve Perry at December 06, 2013 02:14 PM (QF8uk)

8 Politics as therapy. 

Posted by: mama winger at December 06, 2013 02:14 PM (P6QsQ)

9 This journey has to stop. Let me off, please

Posted by: johnny b at December 06, 2013 02:15 PM (hqVUe)

10 >>>Many of the nearly two dozen volumes Mr. Obama picked up at Washington’s Politics and Prose bookstore will be gifts, and certainly children’s tales like “Harold and the Purple Crayon”<<<



Oooh! Ooooh! Goody! I hope that's for me!

Posted by: Joe Biden at December 06, 2013 02:15 PM (bvtgt)

11 Or, maybe was buying the book as a Christmas gift for M'chelle and now she knows what he was planning to surprise her with, along with the Big Book of Cookies and an Ipod with his speeches.

Posted by: huerfano at December 06, 2013 02:15 PM (bAGA/)

12 5 I hate the word "journey".
Posted by: mama winger at


Well, la tee da.

Posted by: Steve Perry at December 06, 2013 02:15 PM (OZmbA)

13 Shocker.  Obama likes reading fiction as much as the media likes writing it about him. 

Posted by: no good deed at December 06, 2013 02:15 PM (HsJeN)

14 Barack and the purple condom.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 06, 2013 02:15 PM (XRt8X)

15 Remember the teaching of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, and keep it wholly:

http://tinyurl.com/lpjuerc

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at December 06, 2013 02:16 PM (vHRtU)

16 Barack and the Purple Lips

Posted by: steevy at December 06, 2013 02:16 PM (zqvg6)

17 Go explore your journey somewhere else, as far away from the Presidency as possible.

Posted by: Splunge at December 06, 2013 02:16 PM (bKA83)

18 Good grief, these people are so vapid. A sitting president reading literature is so much better than one who reads "boring" stuff like history? And didn't you just love this bit: "But even if they are given away, some of the books reflect what Mr. Obama has already read or would like to read." And we know that how? I mean, this guy doesn't do anything he doesn't have to do... and there's plenty he ought to be doing that he doesn't. (Like having regular meetings with the HHS Secretary, for instance.)

Posted by: elaine at December 06, 2013 02:16 PM (GNZ0/)

19 “I imagine someone in his position gets a lot of facts and figures,” Anthony Marra, the author of the book, mused the other day. “But the novel is really about the experience, about the psyche and the soul.” --Aren't the psyche and the soul the same thing?

Posted by: logprof at December 06, 2013 02:17 PM (fETNt)

20 Silly predecessors reading about American History and biographies of great people,what could they learn from that?

Posted by: steevy at December 06, 2013 02:17 PM (zqvg6)

21 Well, now I feel better about our national security and foreign policy being in the hands of this nitwit. Maybe they could just turn the security briefings into Junior Classics comics. That might hold his attention. Oh, and give him a "more visceral" feel.

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 06, 2013 02:17 PM (mck3/)

22 I think not

Posted by: Zombie James Brown at December 06, 2013 02:17 PM (OZmbA)

23 HeroPanys McNarrative a modern retelling of the Horatio Engels story....

Posted by: sven10077 at December 06, 2013 02:17 PM (9jfyN)

24 I bought a book about trucks and choo-choo trains today.  I also bought a book about My Little Pony.  What does that say about me?

Posted by: mama winger at December 06, 2013 02:17 PM (P6QsQ)

25
"in keeping with a man whose first memoir deeply explored issues of race and self. "




...and what wine goes best with Golden Retriever.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 06, 2013 02:18 PM (kdS6q)

26 Did Obama buy that science fiction novel "Dreams of My Father"?

Posted by: dantesed at December 06, 2013 02:18 PM (pjKa9)

27 "Unlike many of his predecessors, who devoured American history and biographies, Mr. ObamaÂ’s tastes lean toward the literary, in keeping with a man whose first memoir deeply explored issues of race and self." *snort* Really? He's more interested in exploring himself than American history and biographies of other people? Never saw that coming.

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 06, 2013 02:19 PM (mck3/)

28

In Matthews and the NYT you have the most extremely devoted fanboys.  The rest of the audience has left the theater.

I.e., in Raiders we the audience would not have cheered for Indy to get the Ark if, instead of riding the white horse to assault the Nazi convoy, he had climbed down off the horse and started screwing it.

Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at December 06, 2013 02:19 PM (F3nFt)

29 I don't want to know what romance novels he reads.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at December 06, 2013 02:19 PM (WdbF7)

30 Sarah Palin, at the 2012 Convention: "My fellow citizens, the American presidency is not supposed to be a journey of personal discovery."

Posted by: Splunge at December 06, 2013 02:19 PM (bKA83)

31 26 Did Obama buy that science fiction novel "Dreams of My Father"? Posted by: dantesed at December 06, 2013 06:18 PM He must've... he certainly didn't write it, or even read it.

Posted by: elaine at December 06, 2013 02:19 PM (GNZ0/)

32 “PPACA, act of my life, fire of my pens. My signature legislation, my soul. Obamacare.”

Posted by: President Humbert Humbert at December 06, 2013 02:19 PM (QF8uk)

33 I am at a loss for words at the vapidity and sycophancy of today's press. 

Posted by: wg at December 06, 2013 02:20 PM (Dg+t6)

34 Did Obama buy that science fiction novel "Dreams of My Father"?

Posted by: dantesed at December 06, 2013 06:18 PM (pjKa9)


It's a cookbook!

Posted by: Retread at December 06, 2013 02:20 PM (IiAs3)

35 27 nerdygirl at December 06, 2013 06:19 PM (mck3/)

I am SHOCKED!

//Cotton

Posted by: sven10077 at December 06, 2013 02:20 PM (9jfyN)

36 >>>I bought a book about trucks and choo-choo trains today.

Posted by: mama winger at December 06, 2013 06:17 PM (P6QsQ)<<<


Aw man, choo-choos. I hope that's for me too!

Posted by: Joe Biden at December 06, 2013 02:20 PM (bvtgt)

37 certainly children’s tales like “Harold and the Purple Crayon” offer few lessons for dealing with Tea Party congressmen. Undoubtedly. However the Congressmen could probably think a bit about the philosophy behind Harold and the Purple Crayon. Eg: Is the world that Harold draws reality. Harold certainly seems to interact with it. When he draws a bed, he sleeps in it. What about Obama. He creates a world of lies and the media do its best to argue that the lies are the real world. This environment protects Obama from the real world to an astonishing degree. Maybe the lesson Congress can take from this is to refuse to live in the Purple Crayon world and to stand outside it. To poke great holes in that "reality" and to point to the actual reality and the disaster existing there.

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b] at December 06, 2013 02:20 PM (sByIH)

38 Obama has searched his soul....LOL. Obama is very shallow in a deep kind of way.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 06, 2013 02:20 PM (BC6cY)

39 Instead of Marcia! Marcia! Marcia!

With this President it is always Narrative! Narrative! Narrative!

Not romance novels, probably bromance novels are also on his reading list.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 06, 2013 02:20 PM (iGP6J)

40 History is just about a bunch of dead white guys with power over the brown and wimmin folk. We can't have that cluttering up the attics of his mind, now can we? That would displace most of the cobwebs. And the seared memories of each and every mirror he's ever looked into.

Posted by: imp at December 06, 2013 02:20 PM (L9AnB)

41

Under pressure to come up with one on topic  before I leave for the weekend.  Not my best but .

 

Obama and his secret service detail  walk into a bar.   One of the Secret Service Agents walks up to the the bar to order .

 

SS agent says "  I would like a beer for  the  bratty teenager "

 

The bartender says  " sorry we don't serve alcohol to people under the age of 21"

 

The SS agent apologizes  and  says  " Sorry,  the  beer is for the President.  Bratty Teenager is his code name  among the agents  . "

 

Okay to make up for that here is a  very  short  non-original.

 

Jesus walks  into  a  bar  and  orders  a glass of water. 

 

 

Posted by: polynikes self proclaimed king of walked into a bar jokes at December 06, 2013 02:20 PM (m2CN7)

42 I was listening to npr today, obama= Mandela, Obamacare totally great and jobs jobs jobs yay! Their first caller says "I work at pizza hut, Obamacare incentives part time work, my employer cut hours to 25 per week then hired more people, isn't that what is cutting unemployment?" The liberal lights were uhh, uhh, uhh well you see uhh,...but obama...uhh. Part time pizza hut worker understands economics better than obama's top men. But the smart liberals can't talk about that.

Posted by: traye at December 06, 2013 02:21 PM (2tOdJ)

43 One problem with their hyperventilating over what TFG reads. He doesn't read them. Imagine the SCOAMF actually sitting and reading a book. Imagine. It's the stuff of fairy tales.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 06, 2013 02:21 PM (IXrOn)

44 I foresee a job for Baracky hawking Dos Equis.
 
And KY Jelly.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 06, 2013 02:21 PM (cHZB7)

45 I am at a loss for words at the vapidity and sycophancy of today's press.

Posted by: wg at December 06, 2013 06:20 PM (Dg+t6)


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It's like the press is 12 years old and Barry is on the cover of Tiger Beat.   OOoohh  Aaahhh

Posted by: mama winger at December 06, 2013 02:21 PM (P6QsQ)

46 *gags* media adulation of this "man" makes me sick.

And, Ace, good observation regarding th

Posted by: Aslan's Girl at December 06, 2013 02:22 PM (KL49F)

47 Obama has searched his soul

Nah, he sold it, years ago.

Posted by: Retread at December 06, 2013 02:22 PM (IiAs3)

48 44 ESPN Sportscenter anchor.

Posted by: steevy at December 06, 2013 02:22 PM (zqvg6)

49 Obama has searched his soul....LOL. Obama is very shallow in a deep kind of way. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 06, 2013 06:20 PM (BC6cY) There is no soul there to search. That's a give.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 06, 2013 02:22 PM (IXrOn)

50 These are the same people who insisted Bush was stupid and a non reader when he actually reads quite a bit and evidently much more diverse things than Obama

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 06, 2013 02:22 PM (BC6cY)

51

When my kids were little, I drew up little comic books with them as the heroes. In these homemade comics of mine, the kids had great adventures, went to amazing places, fought cartoony bad guys, and always won. They were children but even they knew the comic books I made for them were just fun little fantasies. It's about time our countrymen put aside childish things and grew the hell up.  

Posted by: troyriser at December 06, 2013 02:22 PM (2jF2B)

52 Then I saw his face
Now I'm a Belieber.

Posted by: Chris Matthews at December 06, 2013 02:23 PM (bKA83)

53 I mean, like, who cares? Ya know?

Posted by: katya, the designated driver at December 06, 2013 02:23 PM (DoZD+)

54 Problems with the keyboard today, *sigh*; don't know why it posted too soon.

Meant to say: And, Ace, good observation regarding the MacGuffin and the MSM.

Posted by: Aslan's Girl at December 06, 2013 02:23 PM (KL49F)

55 Their first caller says "I work at pizza hut, Obamacare incentives part time work, my employer cut hours to 25 per week then hired more people, isn't that what is cutting unemployment?"

The liberal lights were uhh, uhh, uhh well you see uhh,...but obama...uhh.

Part time pizza hut worker understands economics better than obama's top men. But the smart liberals can't talk about that. Posted by: traye at December 06, 2013 06:21 PM



How did that get on there?

Posted by: your betters in the Media at December 06, 2013 02:23 PM (bAGA/)

56 It is the same thinking that has ruined coverage of the Olympics. Overwrought stories of personal journeys to the games, punctuated by an occasional glimpse of someone actually competing.

Posted by: f2000` at December 06, 2013 02:23 PM (FcMtg)

57 For a literary man, he sure has a weak vocabulary and horrible grammar. 

Posted by: mama winger at December 06, 2013 02:23 PM (P6QsQ)

58 Hey he's trying to 'find himself, and maybe some day find a job that fulfills him.

Posted by: Guido - 'now with 75+% more hate!' at December 06, 2013 02:23 PM (LsF5M)

59 Imagine the SCOAMF actually sitting and reading a book. Perhaps he listens to them on his iPod while golfing? Oh, forgot, he canÂ’t get comprehend anything newer than his Blackberry.

Posted by: Paid for by Citizens for Clyde the Orangutan at December 06, 2013 02:23 PM (QF8uk)

60 So how many focus groups were assembled to gather a list of books that would make Barry sound intellectual and interesting, only to have O drop those books by the door and never read?

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b] at December 06, 2013 02:23 PM (sByIH)

61 According to personality theory, those who read more non-fiction are thinking dominant, while those who read more fiction are emotion dominant.

So... I'm guessing Princess Barry is our first woman president?

/with apologies to women everywhere who are way, WAY more rational the Princess Barry.

Posted by: shibumi at December 06, 2013 02:24 PM (25HWz)

62 Joe Biden may be able to handle the Elmo books I read my toddler. 0bama has moved on to The Tale of Peter Rabbit.

Posted by: logprof at December 06, 2013 02:24 PM (fETNt)

63 This is what I call a target rich environment.

Posted by: Zombie Hunter at December 06, 2013 02:24 PM (bUmSq)

64 It's about time our countrymen put aside childish things and grew the hell up.

Posted by: troyriser at December 06, 2013 06:22 PM (2jF2B)


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AMEN

Posted by: mama winger at December 06, 2013 02:24 PM (P6QsQ)

65 >>>Obama has searched his soul....LOL.

Obama is very shallow in a deep kind of way.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 06, 2013 06:20 PM (BC6cY)


There is no soul there to search.
That's a give.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 06, 2013 06:22 PM (IXrOn)<<<


Obama's white half is ginger?

Posted by: Eric Cartman at December 06, 2013 02:24 PM (bvtgt)

66 "An incompetent doctor who longed to be an artist paints portraits of 41 neighbors who were killed by government forces and hangs them in the doorways and trees of his ruined village. And a lonely man, once brutally tortured, turns government informant to obtain the insulin needed by his diabetic father, who, in turn, refuses to speak to him."


It's a book about Obamacare.

Posted by: LC LaWedgie at December 06, 2013 02:25 PM (KQp38)

67 61 So... I'm guessing Princess Barry is our first woman president?

If so, he/she is definitely in the "high maintenance" category.

Posted by: Splunge at December 06, 2013 02:25 PM (bKA83)

68 I continue to believe Barack Hussein Obama is the laziest, dumbest, most non-self-aware fucking retard ever to hold any public office in this country.

Every time someone writes one of these cock-gobble pieces in the press, it just reinforces that belief.  If he was really that great, I'd be able to tell by something he'd actually accomplished in his life, rather than you just telling me about it constantly.

Fuck Obama in the ass with a flaming aircraft carrier (after proper impeachment proceedings and ejection from office, of course).

Posted by: Sharkman at December 06, 2013 02:25 PM (TM1p8)

69 The media.... Narcissism by proxy. Is that a term?

Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] Tami at December 06, 2013 02:25 PM (bCEmE)

70 Narcissism by proxy.


Is that a term?
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Posted by: The Metnal Health Community at December 06, 2013 02:26 PM (25HWz)

71 Bartender says: "We don't serve faster-than-light particles here". A tachyon walks into a bar. ace, I was late to your "McGuffin" thread, but you so nailed it. If you look for evidence, just look anywhere (as you are apparently doing).

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at December 06, 2013 02:26 PM (SwHqo)

72 Did Obama buy that science fiction novel "Dreams of My Father"? Posted by: dantesed at December 06, 2013 06:18 PM (pjKa9) It's a cookbook! Posted by: Retread at December 06, 2013 06:20 PM (IiAs3) Nah, that was last years winners of the Westminster Kennel Club dog show.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 06, 2013 02:26 PM (IXrOn)

73 I can't decide whether Barry or Biden is Chance the Gardner.

Posted by: huerfano at December 06, 2013 02:26 PM (bAGA/)

74 73 I can't decide whether Barry or Biden is Chance the Gardner. Posted by: huerfano at December 06, 2013 06:26 PM They both are. One is "Halfa" and the other is "No."

Posted by: elaine at December 06, 2013 02:27 PM (GNZ0/)

75 Yeah, the MacGuffin post rocked. It's a seismic shift in perspective that illuminates the behavior of Obama's press acolytes perfectly.

Posted by: Splunge at December 06, 2013 02:27 PM (bKA83)

76 Did they not think black people were human before the One came along?  It's telling that they expend so much energy telling us how he is this compassionate, caring individual that has tribulations and triumphs, just like the rest of us.  Well, no shit, already!

Posted by: flounder at December 06, 2013 02:28 PM (Kkt/i)

77 60............ You sir, seem to have a firm grip on reality. Watch that, or they will watch for you.

Posted by: johnny b at December 06, 2013 02:28 PM (hqVUe)

78 >>>For a literary man, he sure has a weak vocabulary and horrible grammar.

Posted by: mama winger at December 06, 2013 06:23 PM (P6QsQ)<<<


Ahem. I believe that should be "for an literary man, he sure has an weak vocabulary."

Posted by: SCOAMT at December 06, 2013 02:28 PM (bvtgt)

79 I am absolutely sure that Obama has XXXXX, just like meeeeeeee!

XXXX= "searched his soul in the way that writers do"

or

XXXX="Cared about saving Gaia"

or

XXXX="Performed sex with an animal for money"


Posted by: Every single o'bot at December 06, 2013 02:28 PM (aDICA)

80 No. No I don't identify with Obama in any way whatsoever. I wasn't raised by a whore and a bigamist (x2?). Nor did I ever smoke crack. Or eat a dog. Or pal around with terrorists who ghost wrote my autobiographies. So no. No. NO.

Posted by: Lauren at December 06, 2013 02:29 PM (hFL/3)

81 It's a term now !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at December 06, 2013 02:30 PM (SwHqo)

82 76 It's telling that they expend so much energy telling us how he is this compassionate, caring individual that has tribulations and triumphs, just like the rest of us.

No one bothers to do that with competent people on a day to day basis. You talk about their accomplishments instead.

Posted by: Splunge at December 06, 2013 02:30 PM (bKA83)

83 O'BamBam: Cliff Notes, beaitches! *fistbump*

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 06, 2013 02:30 PM (IXrOn)

84 I think they are interested in policy, but they seem to think that they also need a heroic figure to overcome the ignorance and evil in the world.

Posted by: Mallfly at December 06, 2013 02:30 PM (bJm7W)

85 Damn it, the zipper broke - say, Agent Boy, get this fixed, will you? There's a party in the Situation Room tonight.

It's true what they say you know, he is a huge man in every respect... Reggie says he has to fold it in half to hit the sides... why one time I sneezed and went in up to the elbow. Imagine that!

Posted by: Chris 'The Gimp' Matthews at December 06, 2013 02:30 PM (vHRtU)

86 It is the same thinking that has ruined coverage of the Olympics. Overwrought stories of personal journeys to the games, punctuated by an occasional glimpse of someone actually competing. That and the complete blackout of several very interesting combat sports. Wrestling is out, despite being one of the original Olympic sports. Judo is never broadcast. Shooting sports? HA! I wish I could get a Netflix/Hulu style choice of any of the sports I choose. I love javelin. I love hammer toss. I love Judo. Who knows what else I'd find if I could choose? In the last games I went on the website and they had Silverlight broadcast of Judo! Yay! Until I got the video stream and found out it was a camera in the upper corner of this huge arena and I couldn't see a freaking thing. The Judo players were like one freaking pixel tall.

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b] at December 06, 2013 02:31 PM (sByIH)

87 >>So how many focus groups were assembled to gather a list of books that would make Barry sound intellectual and interesting, only to have O drop those books by the door and never read? Posted by: bonhomme Well, I'm sure he has a use for them. He can only wipe his ass with the Constitution so many times.

Posted by: Aviator at December 06, 2013 02:31 PM (DI+ja)

88 I think they are interested in policy, but they seem to think that they also need a heroic figure to overcome the ignorance and evil in the world.

Posted by: Mallfly at December 06, 2013 06:30 PM (bJm7W)


That used to be God, until they banished Him.

Posted by: Retread at December 06, 2013 02:31 PM (IiAs3)

89 With this McGuffin talk, which always includes Indiana Jones as Exhibit One, I see Joe Biden as the guy in the corner with Spielberg and Lucas, calling for our hero to use his bull whip to make guys pants fall down. And making "wu-pshhh!" whipping sounds.

Posted by: wooga at December 06, 2013 02:31 PM (UpJnE)

90 76 Did they not think black people were human before the One came along? It's telling that they expend so much energy telling us how he is this compassionate, caring individual that has tribulations and triumphs, just like the rest of us. Well, no shit, already! Posted by: flounder at December 06, 2013 06:28 PM I've taken to calling him the "Special Ed President," since even someone who was merely an Affirmative Action hire would have more competence and self-respect than this guy has... They keep telling us how smart he is because even they don't see it.

Posted by: elaine at December 06, 2013 02:32 PM (GNZ0/)

91 I love how the writer projects why Obama is reading something and he's so reflective and self critical and empathetic. Obama is what he said in 2008-the blank screen people project their own wishes and desires on. Nauseating. Good post, Ace.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 06, 2013 02:32 PM (BC6cY)

92 Therein lies the danger to democracy. The hero is a savior. People who are unhappy and have no religion--i.e., the Left--attach themselves to charismatic figures like Obama. They are "sort of like God," as one prominent journalist put it. They "come amongst us" like a theophany. What the savior actually does almost doesn't matter. All that matters is that he is the savior, that they instinctively trust him, even though he may not be trustworthy. As we saw with Julius Caesar, Napoleon, Hitler and others, this longing can lead to strange ends in times of economic and social upheaval. And those times may be coming, for instance when the Fed stops propping up the stock market, or Europe goes into default mode. The imperial presidency has just begun.

Posted by: Caliban at December 06, 2013 02:32 PM (2ArJQ)

93 Okay, show of hands: who thinks he'll actually read any of them?

Posted by: Alternate universe Weezer at December 06, 2013 02:33 PM (AtFuo)

94 86.......... Wrestling was voted back in. They realized they error of their way's.

Posted by: johnny b at December 06, 2013 02:33 PM (hqVUe)

95 "Mr. Obama, who once joked that he had so little time for reading that he just flossed his teeth and watched “SportsCenter,” also bought Nicholas Dawidoff’s “Collision Low Crossers,” about life in the National Football League, and David Epstein’s “The Sports Gene,” about the science of athletic performance."

Posted by: mama winger at December 06, 2013 02:34 PM (P6QsQ)

96 Obama Street alphabets: I is for I

Posted by: artisanal 'ette: TGIF! at December 06, 2013 02:34 PM (IXrOn)

97 *rummaging around my blog which is just as real as the one AllenG claims not to have*

From 2009 I found a proposed book title for Gaylord's administration.

The Man from Hype - Socialism's Secret Agent Man.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 06, 2013 02:35 PM (iGP6J)

98 The American people will be disappointing him for decades after he leaves office.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 06, 2013 02:35 PM (cHZB7)

99 The other day I was taking a shit and I mused upon the type of sensation Barack Obama prefers when he wipes his ass.  Does he prefer a smooth softness in his toilet paper that leaves a haunting feeling that there is a possibility that the nether regions have a thin veneer of defecate remaining; or does Obama rather a rougher toilet paper that leaves not a hint of doubt that its scratchiness has left nothing but the most delicate pungent fragrance that only journalists who work in the premier newspaper of record can detect.  

Posted by: New York Times, the other paper important to Obama at December 06, 2013 02:35 PM (zhFI8)

100 I have no idea what this means but it makes me laugh like fuck. People take music videos and insert goats: http://goo.gl/jF3rjZ

Posted by: Dr. Jesse Pinkman at December 06, 2013 02:36 PM (kkbgQ)

101 87 "He can only wipe his ass with the Constitution so many times." Why do you think he wipes?

Posted by: Reggie at December 06, 2013 02:36 PM (ETUiR)

102 Wrestling was voted back in. They realized they error of their ways. Oh? Great! There have been some dumb sports in the Olympics and I don't believe that all of them have to stay. Still, that's one that I just don't see taking out. An example: They once had underwater swimming for distance. At a time before underwater cameras. Are they still trying to get Ballroom Dancing into the Olympics?

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b] at December 06, 2013 02:36 PM (sByIH)

103 Off, weezer sock. There is absolutely nothing that man does publicly that is not theater. Those books will probably be used as bird cage liner.

Posted by: Secundus at December 06, 2013 02:36 PM (AtFuo)

104 The Man From Hype. LOL. That's a good one, Anna.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 06, 2013 02:36 PM (BC6cY)

105 The American people will be disappointing him for decades after he leaves office.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 06, 2013 06:35 PM (cHZB7)


Try as we might, we will NEVER be worthy enough to be his subjects!

Posted by: Hrothgar at December 06, 2013 02:37 PM (XdnQT)

106 re 99: nah, like the old joke about the bear and the rabbit... So Barry says to Biden, does shit stick to your hair..?

Posted by: Mallfly at December 06, 2013 02:37 PM (bJm7W)

107 The writer claims the reading list is a "rare glimpse" into the president's mind.

My God, its full of shit.

Posted by: Dave Bowman at December 06, 2013 02:37 PM (8ZskC)

108 I have no idea what this means but it makes me laugh like fuck. People take music videos and insert goats: http://goo.gl/jF3rjZ Posted by: Dr. Jesse Pinkman at December 06, 2013 06:36 PM (kkbgQ) haha awesome thanks for the friday giggles

Posted by: artisanal 'ette: TGIF! at December 06, 2013 02:37 PM (IXrOn)

109 Bacon wrapped deer on the grille. Nomnomnomnom


Plus it's nice and warm out tonight, so after the bambi is done cooking and has been snarfed up, it's top down riding time!


So...what's everyone else have planned for tonight?

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 06, 2013 02:37 PM (yh0zB)

110 yes, those who suffer from the liberal pathology are insane and have replaced reality with some sort of hero-myth in which they fight against some stereotype they saw in a movie a few years back. But the idea that the alternate reality cos-play world view of a fictional hero is what drives most American's political views is bad. Of course, it's not most americans, it's just those that have wheedled their way into PR and MSM and the educational complex to pave the way for Obama the Knight Errant. What insanity. We supported Booooosh the WWWW because we wanted to kill fucking terrorists and to keep the government at least smaller than Gore and Kerry would've made it. Not because "we" took on some sort of psuedosexual cuckold fantasy.

Posted by: joeindc44 is totally not on Soros's pay now...right? at December 06, 2013 02:38 PM (QxSug)

111 38 Obama has searched his soul....LOL. Obama is very shallow in a deep kind of way. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 06, 2013 06:20 PM (BC6cY) Chauncey Gardner is very shallow in a deep kind of way. Obama is very deep in a shallow kind of way.

Posted by: Caliban at December 06, 2013 02:38 PM (2ArJQ)

112 >>Why do you think he wipes? Posted by: Reggie You have a point there.

Posted by: Aviator at December 06, 2013 02:38 PM (DI+ja)

113 re 108: so now the fem performance artist can do a new version with angora?

Posted by: Mallfly at December 06, 2013 02:38 PM (bJm7W)

114 Every time someone writes one of these cock-gobble pieces in the press, it just reinforces that belief. If he was really that great, I'd be able to tell by something he'd actually accomplished in his life, rather than you just telling me about it constantly. Posted by: Sharkman at December 06, 2013 06:25 PM (TM1p --Calvin Coolidge was fluent in Latin and Classical Greek. He did not brag about it.

Posted by: logprof at December 06, 2013 02:39 PM (fETNt)

115 Barack Obama's bookshop is like the plastic-covered furniture in your old Jewish grandmother's visiting room.  It's there to be admired, not actually used.

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at December 06, 2013 02:39 PM (cfRk4)

116 WHITE HOUSE MEMO

Posted by: Litterae sunt longiores at December 06, 2013 02:39 PM (R6JT1)

117 "Mr. Obama, who once joked that he had so little time for reading that he just flossed his teeth and watched “SportsCenter,” also bought Nicholas Dawidoff’s “Collision Low Crossers,” about life in the National Football League, and David Epstein’s “The Sports Gene,” about the science of athletic performance." ****** President Stutterfuck is lazy and boring, and all he will ever know, he learned at a cocktail party in 1993.

Posted by: joeindc44 is totally not on Soros's pay now...right? at December 06, 2013 02:39 PM (QxSug)

118 107 Dave Bowman at December 06, 2013 06:37 PM (8ZskC)


Al-NYT MY GOD IT'S FULL OF TARDS!

//Dave Bowman's inner conscience.

Posted by: sven10077 at December 06, 2013 02:39 PM (9jfyN)

119

So...what's everyone else have planned for tonight?

 

Huddling by the fire with a cold beer trying to keep warm while the temp dips below 0.

Posted by: Infidel at December 06, 2013 02:40 PM (O/fK8)

120 >> The writer claims the reading list is a "rare glimpse" into the president's mind.

>>>> My God, its full of shit.

Posted by: Dave Bowman at December 06, 2013 06:37 PM (8ZskC)
 
There's my candidate for thread winner.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 06, 2013 02:40 PM (cHZB7)

121 FenelonSpoke, it sums things up nicely.

Perhaps should spoof the Man from UNCLE graphic.  Instead of Robert Vaughn in silhouette its just Gaylord wearing his bike helmet and riding the bike.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 06, 2013 02:40 PM (iGP6J)

122 I have no idea what this means but it makes me laugh like fuck. People take music videos and insert goats: http://goo.gl/jF3rjZ Posted by: Dr. Jesse Pinkman at December 06, 2013 06:36 PM (kkbgQ) Omg....I am LMAO!

Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] Tami at December 06, 2013 02:40 PM (bCEmE)

123 The pole dancers made a serious bid to become a sport. Russia should be interesting for the winter olympics. Could be a few suicides by govt minders at the iceskating forum.

Posted by: johnny b at December 06, 2013 02:40 PM (hqVUe)

124 Posted by: logprof at December 06, 2013 06:39 PM (fETNt)

All you need to do is read those Harvard Law Review articles that Obama wrote to understand how brilliant he actually is.

Posted by: Hrothgar at December 06, 2013 02:40 PM (XdnQT)

125 110 But the idea that the alternate reality cos-play world view of a fictional hero is what drives most American's political views is bad.

Just as well that Ace didn't say that, then.

"Politics is now a MacGuffin in American politics, at least for the frothing fanbois of the Hero Barack Obama."

Posted by: Splunge at December 06, 2013 02:40 PM (bKA83)

126 44 ESPN Sportscenter anchor. Posted by: steevy at December 06, 2013 06:22 PM

Watched a bit of Olbermannnnn last night -- pretty funny.  Called Obama the Worst Person in the Sports World -- told Obama to quit working his side of the street and get in line like everybody else.

Posted by: LC LaWedgie at December 06, 2013 02:41 PM (KQp38)

127 *bangs head into keyboard*

No, just no!  No Lysistrata with skeins of bloody wool.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 06, 2013 02:41 PM (iGP6J)

128 And this bit:

"and certainly children’s tales like “Harold and the Purple Crayon” offer few lessons for dealing with Tea Party congressmen."

Fuck you, writer idiot.  The Tea Party for all its faults believes essentially what the Founders did about this country.  And those motherfuckers were smarter than your Butt Boy by juuuuuuusssssstttttttttt a little bit, I'd say.

Fuck, I hate these people.

Posted by: Sharkman at December 06, 2013 02:41 PM (TM1p8)

129 Barack Obama's bookshop islike the plastic-covered furniture in your old Jewish grandmother's visiting room. It's there to be admired, not actually used. Posted by: Richard McEnroe at December 06, 2013 06:39 PM My grandmother went in for those painted Russian eggs. Your point is well taken. Looks good in a glass case... No more.

Posted by: Secundus at December 06, 2013 02:42 PM (AtFuo)

130 120 >> The writer claims the reading list is a "rare glimpse" into the president's mind. >>>> My God, its full of shit. Posted by: Dave Bowman at December 06, 2013 06:37 PM (8ZskC) There's my candidate for thread winner. ******** I know, right!

Posted by: joeindc44 is totally not on Soros's pay now...right? at December 06, 2013 02:42 PM (QxSug)

131 Get a fresh copy of Das Kapital? I'm sure the old one's a little tattered.

Posted by: BignJames at December 06, 2013 02:42 PM (j7iSn)

132 128 Sharkman at December 06, 2013 06:41 PM (TM1p

Thew hate...it keeps me warm.

//Red Dawn emo

Posted by: sven10077 at December 06, 2013 02:42 PM (9jfyN)

133 The full article from the NYT was even more nauseating. Amongst the cheerleaders responding about President McDreamy-"I just knew he's pick that book. He's such a brilliant man" there was one brave soul who commented: "I'd love to see a press conference quiz time to question the president and see if he really had read all these books he bought. Or even remembered what he had supposedly read." He promptly got jumped on for being a meanie

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 06, 2013 02:42 PM (BC6cY)

134 'Our top story tonight, President Choad-Load he will actually climb into Mandela's coffin at the open casket service in the photo-op of a lifetime.

Now to repeat that for our hearing impaired viewers, PRESIDENT CHOAD-LOAD...'

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at December 06, 2013 02:42 PM (vHRtU)

135 **Just as well that Ace didn't say that, then.*** I choose to read Ace as having written what I thought he wrote, not what he actually wrote.

Posted by: joeindc44 is totally not on Soros's pay now...right? at December 06, 2013 02:43 PM (QxSug)

136 But even if they are given away, some of the books reflect what Mr. Obama has already read or would like to read. They are volumes about identity and reinvention, about what it means to be American, and about family, love, betrayal and redemption. *** How the hell do they know WTF he "would like to read"?!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 06, 2013 02:43 PM (DmNpO)

137 128 Fuck you, writer idiot. The Tea Party for all its faults believes essentially what the Founders did about this country.

Yes. But the Tea Party just gets slotted into a role as "Enemy of Hero Obama" and the tards on the left never actually look at it closely, they just take the narrative that was given them, and run with it. All bad things may be attributed to the Enemy of Hero Obama.

Posted by: Splunge at December 06, 2013 02:43 PM (bKA83)

138 >>Get a fresh copy of Das Kapital? I'm sure the old one's a little tattered. Posted by: BignJames Some of the pages are stuck together as well.

Posted by: Aviator at December 06, 2013 02:44 PM (DI+ja)

139 135 I choose to read Ace as having written what I thought he wrote, not what he actually wrote.

Oh. Fair enough. Carry on, then.

Posted by: Splunge at December 06, 2013 02:44 PM (bKA83)

140 BTW, this photo of Obama shows what true leadership looks like. http://t.co/qQetTlwoZX

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 06, 2013 02:44 PM (DmNpO)

141 139 Aviator at December 06, 2013 06:44 PM (DI+ja)

Page 68...OHHHH BABY!

//Barky Engels

Posted by: sven10077 at December 06, 2013 02:44 PM (9jfyN)

142 Just maybe he should read, Governing for Dummies. What a stupid fucker he is

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 06, 2013 02:44 PM (HVff2)

143 Oh, yes, someone had to trot out that old chestnut, "Well at least we now have a President who reads." Idiots.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 06, 2013 02:45 PM (BC6cY)

144 By not having our heads buried in the arse of Obama the Magnificent, we conservatives most certainly breathe a rarified air unknown in the Beltway cocktail circuit. 

It's lonely out here.

Posted by: Fritz at December 06, 2013 02:45 PM (UzPAd)

145 Fuck you, writer idiot. The Tea Party for all its faults believes essentially what the Founders did about this country. And those motherfuckers were smarter than your Butt Boy by juuuuuuusssssstttttttttt a little bit, I'd say. Fuck, I hate these people. Posted by: Sharkman at December 06, 2013 06:41 PM (TM1p --Franklin's or Jefferson's scribblings that were thrown into the fireplace were more profound and thought-out than anything excreted by Barky the Fuck Clown.

Posted by: logprof at December 06, 2013 02:45 PM (fETNt)

146 24 I bought a book about trucks and choo-choo trains today. I also bought a book about My Little Pony. What does that say about me? Posted by: mama winger at December 06, 2013 06:17 PM (P6QsQ) Tells me you are looking for you little inner boy, booyah

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 06, 2013 02:45 PM (HVff2)

147
It's as if Obama wandered into the White House on a public tour, and found himself sitting in the Oval Office. 

-The Kraut

Posted by: Doctor Fish at December 06, 2013 02:46 PM (pJF+c)

148 "...and certainly children's tales like 'Harold and the Purple Crayon' offer few lessons for dealing with Tea Party congressmen."

In your head still living rent free. Pretty soon I'll be living in the White House... rent free.

Posted by: Tedrand Cruzpaul at December 06, 2013 02:46 PM (eHIJJ)

149 Ace, I don't understand this "MacGuffin" thing you are talking about. Can you please explain it to me several times before getting to the substance of your article?

Posted by: Sambo at December 06, 2013 02:46 PM (4PftV)

150 I wonder if Obama draws dicks on classified documents like Clinton was wont to do during policy briefings

Reggie Love, Kal Penn, and Larry Sinclair I'm sure could be inspirations

Posted by: Albie Damned at December 06, 2013 02:46 PM (cGaCp)

151 Consider the coverage given to commie dictators like Mao or Kim Jong-Mentally-Ill. Every bit the romantic deification that President Titleist gets.

Posted by: blue.derp at December 06, 2013 02:46 PM (MMC8r)

152 about what it means to be American

He should read about that a couple hundred times, because he has failed to grasp it.

The New York Times, like Chris Matthews, is not interested in policy.{/i]

Neither is Obama.  I don't think he cares about anything but himself.

Posted by: Fauxcahontus at December 06, 2013 02:46 PM (caCiW)

153 Not romance novels, probably bromance novels are also on his reading list. *** Oh my! Can you imagine how nauseating the piece would have been had he purchased a romance novel?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 06, 2013 02:46 PM (DmNpO)

Posted by: Fauxcahontus at December 06, 2013 02:46 PM (caCiW)

155 Damn retard sock off.

Posted by: --- at December 06, 2013 02:46 PM (MMC8r)

156 Somebody needs to do an obama/goat video. It would work.

Posted by: Dr. Jesse Pinkman at December 06, 2013 02:47 PM (kkbgQ)

157 His excuse for not reading any of them? He could have written them better than the author.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette: TGIF! at December 06, 2013 02:47 PM (IXrOn)

158 Always Malia! Malia!! Malia!!!

Posted by: Sasha in DC at December 06, 2013 02:47 PM (q4QfH)

159 Consider the coverage given to commie dictators like Mao or Kim Jong-Mentally-Ill. Every bit the romantic deification that President Titleist gets. ********* hmmm, any other recent persons who are big fans of Mao in the news who got the deification treatment? And that bombed people?

Posted by: joeindc44 is totally not on Soros's pay now...right? at December 06, 2013 02:47 PM (QxSug)

160 150 Sambo at December 06, 2013 06:46 PM (4PftV)

The Macguffin is the shiny...

not actually important to the drama.

Posted by: sven10077 at December 06, 2013 02:48 PM (9jfyN)

161 On a lighter note, it's encouraging to know that our President likes pretentious literary novels. Can't you just picture him reading them by the fireside and holding a...pipe?

Posted by: Caliban at December 06, 2013 02:48 PM (2ArJQ)

162 141 BTW, this photo of Obama shows what true leadership looks like.

http://t.co/qQetTlwoZX


That raises an interesting point: I have a theory that Obama is a natural Submissive. Look at him during the first Romney debate. Didn't he seem natural, settling into the role of submitting to Romney? I suspect he submits to Valerie Jarrett behind the scenes, submits to his scary wife, and only musters a facade of dominance when he goes out to give a speech from the Teleprompter, his core skill, or when he really forces himself. But deep in his heart, he's all about a cringing submission.

Posted by: Splunge at December 06, 2013 02:49 PM (bKA83)

163 Do we have to get these damn WH photos (from the NYT) or everything Obama does? I don't remember photos of Bush shopping in the Barnes and Noble. I wonder if it will be even two years before we have live size statues and creepy full size posters on buildings?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 06, 2013 02:49 PM (BC6cY)

164 C'mon, you KNOW he reads Brony fan-fic...

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at December 06, 2013 02:49 PM (vHRtU)

165 "A reading list offers a rare window into the presidential mind..."

Um, we looked. We saw. We laughed. Turns out it's just as vacant as Biden's. Well, Biden's did have Play-Doh.

Posted by: The Awakened Giant at December 06, 2013 02:49 PM (eHIJJ)

166 162 Caliban at December 06, 2013 06:48 PM (2ArJQ)

you mean a Bong?

Yeah I can totes picture that comrade.

Posted by: sven10077 at December 06, 2013 02:49 PM (9jfyN)

167 100
I have no idea what this means but it makes me laugh like fuck. People take music videos and insert goats:

http://goo.gl/jF3rjZ

Posted by: Dr. Jesse Pinkman at December 06, 2013 06:36 PM (kkbgQ)


Ok!  That just fuckin' cracked me up!

Posted by: jem at December 06, 2013 02:49 PM (fM4kr)

168 All you have to do is read O's Occidental, Columbia, and Harvard transcripts; and of course his incredible Harvard Law essays and his brilliant Constitutional essays from the University of Chicago, to know O is the most intelligent member of the species to walk the earth, breathe the atmosphere, and piss water since the first huminoid picked up a bone and smashed another huminoid's skull into a bloody pulp. O is immortal. So say all the MSM.

Posted by: Angel with a sword at December 06, 2013 02:50 PM (hpgw1)

169 Nauseating.

Posted by: rdbrewer at December 06, 2013 02:50 PM (Iyg03)

170 President Obama is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being I've ever known in my life.

Posted by: jwpaine @PirateBallerina at December 06, 2013 02:50 PM (2oU2+)

171 They're building a legacy that they want to be looked upon historically that will rival the original George W. no matter the cost. Whatever they imagine, is...lead poisoning.

Posted by: dumbartist at December 06, 2013 02:50 PM (ahBY0)

172 Oh my! Can you imagine how nauseating the piece would have been had he purchased a romance novel? Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 06, 2013 He already did. He's been calling me 'Christian' for days; I wish he'd knock it off.

Posted by: Reggie Love at December 06, 2013 02:50 PM (AtFuo)

173 I wonder when this photo was taken? I suspect it was when Mandela was running for office: http://goo.gl/V0DxWM

Posted by: Dr. Jesse Pinkman at December 06, 2013 02:51 PM (kkbgQ)

174 163 Splunge at December 06, 2013 06:49 PM (bKA83)

He'd be really easy to break emotionally....

A SERE instructor would have him blubbering in about an hour.

Posted by: sven10077 at December 06, 2013 02:51 PM (9jfyN)

175 I don't believe obama has ever read a book except "Dictators for Dummies."

Posted by: LadyImpactOhio at December 06, 2013 02:51 PM (gmaLY)

176 Let's also keep in mind the audience they're playing this movie for:

Blacks (which is why Crissie does his dog whistle act. Also see condescending liberals)

Hispanics (you too can aspire to be the top victim one day)

Condescending Liberals (oh look honey the Blacks have finally got their own President. Isn't that cute?)

and of course Europe and the 3rd world (gotta make 'em feel they're being out pandered or what to strive for).

Meanwhile back in the RL, China and Russia are planning our demise.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at December 06, 2013 02:51 PM (LSDdO)

177 Flags at half mask for a commie....just shoot me now.

Posted by: Dr. Jesse Pinkman at December 06, 2013 02:51 PM (kkbgQ)

178 Huddling by the fire with a cold beer trying to keep warm while the temp dips below 0.

Posted by: Infidel at December 06, 2013 06:40 PM (O/fK




Yeah, that's probably the schedule for tomorrow night...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 06, 2013 02:52 PM (yh0zB)

179 http://goo.gl/jF3rjZ Thank you, that was fuckin funny

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 06, 2013 02:54 PM (HVff2)

180

Yeah, that's probably the schedule for tomorrow night...

 

Then enjoy the weather while you can.  This storm is brutal.

Posted by: Infidel at December 06, 2013 02:54 PM (O/fK8)

181 Splunge, you know, you're exactly right. I was at a clients house last week, and he came out with some bs remark about Sarah Palin (which was not what we were talking about) , and I cast my job to the winds (metaphorically) and said "You know, what I find interesting about Sarah Palin is that both established parties seem to hate her equally". Got dead silence followed by a quick change of subject. Still working, so far. That's about as far as I go with proselytizing these days, introduce an "inconvenient truth" once in a while and hope to kickstart someone's thinking mechanism once in a while.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at December 06, 2013 02:54 PM (3X3ZR)

182 How the hell do they know WTF he "would like to read"?! The same things they'd like to read/ :^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 06, 2013 02:54 PM (BC6cY)

183 Hey FenelonSpoke, some creative writing on my part
http://annapuna.blogspot.com/2008/09/obamapeis-last-day.html

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 06, 2013 02:54 PM (iGP6J)

184
All of these presidential shopping trips and what they buy are pr campaigns.  As well as other trips.

The fake one that I always roll my eyes at was Clinton on Omaha Beach making a little cross out of rocks.  Bothers me even more that that crap works on the public.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 06, 2013 02:54 PM (caCiW)

185 "Whatever they imagine, is...lead poisoning." I tend to favor lead poisoning via a .357 semi-jacketed 180 grain soft point backed by enough powder to produce 1,450 fps at the muzzle. Its the only way to be sure.

Posted by: Angel with a sword at December 06, 2013 02:55 PM (hpgw1)

186 Now that is an image I did not need.  Brain bleach stat!

Michelle and Gaylord playing 50 Shades of Bondage.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 06, 2013 02:55 PM (iGP6J)

187 Pfft. All this multi-covered show for the MacGuffin?

Just flash a Bible a few times. It's the only time the MFM/Dems (BIRM) approve of a non-secularist.

Of course, using it only as a "Break In Case of an Emergency" tool still stands.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at December 06, 2013 02:56 PM (eHIJJ)

188 Soviet KGB defector & Communist propaganda expert, predicts Obama game plan: http://goo.gl/I0Dak1 This is creepy.

Posted by: Dr. Jesse Pinkman at December 06, 2013 02:56 PM (kkbgQ)

189 Perhaps Mr. Obama doesn't give a shit about anybody or anything that isn't him, like a some kind of lazy , know-nothing narcissist.  Yeah, I'll go with that one.

Posted by: Minuteman at December 06, 2013 02:57 PM (zhFI8)

190 "Hey, you got McGuffin in my hero!" "Well, you got hero in my McGuffin!"

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 06, 2013 02:58 PM (v7DUt)

191 Barry Soetoro is probably the first President who might need to read a book on 'what it means to be American'.

Posted by: toby928© at December 06, 2013 02:59 PM (QupBk)

192 182 That's about as far as I go with proselytizing these days, introduce an "inconvenient truth" once in a while and hope to kickstart someone's thinking mechanism once in a while.

Yeah, me too. That's about all you can do with progs. You can't debate them -- their brains cut out. You can't introduce complicated concepts -- they'll isolate some phrase and take offense, and ignore the whole. All you can do to be effective is to present some fact, in its simplest possible expression, that you know they are not prepared to hear. Probably doesn't change any minds, but that long pause afterwards is satisfying, isn't it?

Posted by: Splunge at December 06, 2013 02:59 PM (bKA83)

193 Minuteman, That's my read. Choom boy forever!

Posted by: Angel with a sword at December 06, 2013 03:00 PM (hpgw1)

194 Oh, yes, someone had to trot out that old chestnut, "Well at least we now have a President who reads." Wasn't Sparky photographed several times over a period of months carrying the same book?

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b] at December 06, 2013 03:00 PM (sByIH)

195 The fake one that I always roll my eyes at was Clinton on Omaha Beach making a little cross out of rocks. Rocks that his advance guy placed on an otherwise sandy beach.

Posted by: toby928© at December 06, 2013 03:00 PM (QupBk)

196 I envy the Narrative That Is Barack Obama.

Posted by: Zombie Kim Jong-il at December 06, 2013 03:00 PM (eHIJJ)

197 Thanks, Anna; I enjoyed that.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 06, 2013 03:01 PM (BC6cY)

198 We're opening a special site, just for Obama with answers to your questions, pictures and quotes. Find out what toothpaste he uses. Does he floss every night? Top or Bottom? How does he like screwing Reggie Moochie with his mother in law right down the hall? Do all the girls have their period the same time of the month. All these questions and more on the TMZ Obama site!

Posted by: TMZ Editors at December 06, 2013 03:01 PM (0FSuD)

199 186 angel...took the words right out of my mouth...just can't write it like you...

Posted by: dumbartist at December 06, 2013 03:01 PM (ahBY0)

200 Posted by: bonhomme at December 06, 2013 07:00 PM (sByIH) Perhaps he only reads between golf shots.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 06, 2013 03:02 PM (BC6cY)

201 re 185: let's not forget this one:  

http://tinyurl.com/o5x9wlp 

and yeah the goat video got to be pretty funny after a while, need to see the goat responding to Hitler screaming at the generals.

Posted by: Mallfly at December 06, 2013 03:02 PM (bJm7W)

202 So does Obama get the girl in the end?


No! The big twist is it's Obama getting it in the end! Ok, I know, not much of a twist.

Posted by: mugiwara at December 06, 2013 03:03 PM (hpYnL)

203
Things we know -
If Barry Ocluster buys Harold and the Purple Crayon the media will call it a great gift he is giving,

but if W had bought Harold and the Purple Crayon the media would say that is his reading level.

But there is no bias.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 06, 2013 03:03 PM (caCiW)

204 So, another pacific storm is coming through tonight. The Farmer's Almanac predict's a cold winter. It's freaking in the 50's here. Going down to the 40-39 range.

Posted by: oc joe at December 06, 2013 03:03 PM (hqVUe)

205 Wasn't Sparky photographed several times over a period of months carrying the same book?

Posted by: bonhomme at December 06, 2013 07:00 PM (sByIH)


Ha! Whoever is in charge of wardrobe forgot to log the book on the 'last time worn' list.

Posted by: Retread at December 06, 2013 03:03 PM (IiAs3)

206 Lately I've been imagining what it would be like to load all these media idiots onto an LCVP, beach it somewhere in Cuba, drop the ramp, and then tell them to have a nice life.

Posted by: VADM(Red) Cuthbert Collingwood (Mentioned in Despatches) at December 06, 2013 03:03 PM (O7OxF)

207 Well remember, it's a North American problem... we can always cry on each others shoulders:  http://tinyurl.com/q2mzu99

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at December 06, 2013 03:05 PM (vHRtU)

208 It's freaking in the 50's here. Going down to the 40-39 range.

Posted by: oc joe at December 06, 2013 07:03 PM (hqVUe)


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Here in Wisconsin we call that  "June".

Posted by: mama winger at December 06, 2013 03:05 PM (P6QsQ)

209 196...that one still makes me nuts...my God! the fucking balls...

Posted by: dumbartist at December 06, 2013 03:05 PM (ahBY0)

210 To sum up:   All wordsmiths care about is wordsmithing.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at December 06, 2013 03:06 PM (Gk3SS)

211 Wait, where is his bible?

Posted by: Mark Pryor at December 06, 2013 03:06 PM (0FSuD)

212 I'm surprised that the books he bought for gifts contained things like "Harold and the Purple Crayon," rather than just lots of copies of his own books. 

Posted by: Null at December 06, 2013 03:06 PM (DuH+r)

213 Come watch President Patrick Bateman lure press groupies into his lair of deep thoughts.

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at December 06, 2013 03:06 PM (dvRYt)

214 Frankly, I'm tired of this movie.

I don't like the actors, I don't like the producers or directors and I definitely don't like the writers.

Yet somehow I'm supposed to play the role assigned regardless?

It's time for an actor's strike.

If just 50% of conservatives were to walk out of their jobs, this country would grind to a halt.

Whatever remained in operation would do so poorly and put people at risk. Much of the economy would nosedive and those with their hands out would find few to fill them.

How long does it take to realize the hate there is for those who work and build?

How many more vile names and accusations have to hurled at those we respect to understand those making them are our enemies and not countrymen?

How much longer can we continue to ignore the facts before our very eyes?

I'm done. Only my Christian upbringing and sense of justice and respect for all life prevents me from starting to take physical action against those who don't have any of my reluctance towards doing so to me.

The country is poised on a knife edge.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at December 06, 2013 03:07 PM (LSDdO)

215 There is no one who can convince me that he has read anything more challenging than the warning label on a carton of cigarettes.

Posted by: baldilocks at December 06, 2013 03:07 PM (GiUnc)

216 206 Ha! Whoever is in charge of wardrobe forgot to log the book on the 'last time worn' list.

That's not wardrobe; it's continuity. It takes a large crew to prop up an illusion.

Posted by: Splunge at December 06, 2013 03:07 PM (bKA83)

217 According to Amazon, "A Constellation of Vital Phenomena" is "A story of the transcendent power of love in wartime, A Constellation of Vital Phenomena is a work of sweeping breadth, profound compassion, and lasting significance." The blurb for "The Lowland:" "From the Pulitzer Prize-winning, best-selling author of The Namesake comes an extraordinary new novel, set in both India and America, that expands the scope and range of one of our most dazzling storytellers: a tale of two brothers bound by tragedy, a fiercely brilliant woman haunted by her past, a country torn by revolution, and a love that lasts long past death." Definitely some bodice/boxer ripping in these books. Just the kind of class I expect from Obama.

Posted by: Blake at December 06, 2013 03:07 PM (M1cQU)

218 Thanks FenelonSpoke, what happens when I ponder Pompei and Lindsay Davis' Didius Falco novels mixed with current events. 

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 06, 2013 03:07 PM (iGP6J)

219 So, another pacific storm is coming through tonight. The Farmer's Almanac predict's a cold winter. It's freaking in the 50's here. Going down to the 40-39 range. *** We, in NEFL, had a couple of nights in the high 30's last week but this week has been glorious. It's that perfect temperature and humidity combo where it's neither hot nor cold, almost as if you can't feel the temp at all.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 06, 2013 03:08 PM (DmNpO)

220 I'm very close to needing an Obama-condom that covers my entire head and protects me from hearing or seeing anthing related to Obama.

Posted by: Meremortal,, at December 06, 2013 03:09 PM (1Y+hH)

221 I'm surprised that the books he bought for gifts contained things like "Harold and the Purple Crayon," rather than just lots of copies of his own books.

He doesn't have to buy copies of his own books. Didn't State buy 50,000 copies?

Posted by: Retread at December 06, 2013 03:09 PM (IiAs3)

222 I recall Bush the younger being asked in an interview what he was reading at the moment. The answer: 'The Guns of August' But Obama is a deeper thinker, so, fiction. Now we know that he writes fiction, speaks fiction, and reads fiction. Makes sense..., in a disturbing way.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at December 06, 2013 03:10 PM (aDwsi)

223 215 It's time for an actor's strike.

If just 50% of conservatives were to walk out of their jobs, this country would grind to a halt.


Yeah, but we're not going to do it. We work. We do our jobs. We support our families. It's a big part of what we do.

Since we seem to somehow be living in Ayn Rand's world, I will mention her take: that the "strike by the men of the mind" is not appropriate while we can still speak. If we are silenced by law, then maybe a strike would be the only expression. But it won't come to that. I think.

Posted by: Splunge at December 06, 2013 03:11 PM (bKA83)

224 Video : Gowdy questions 'experts' re the limitations of the President's powers. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJdGkAmxOk8#t=21

Posted by: Mike Hammer at December 06, 2013 03:11 PM (aDwsi)

225 I'm surprised that the books he bought for gifts contained things like "Harold and the Purple Crayon," rather than just lots of copies of his own books.

He got a huge advance for a children's book, for which he was going to neither write the text nor draw the pictures.  Did it ever get finished?

There's always this bullshit for the children who don't get thrown in a closet to die:
http://is.gd/6HvA9I

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ has a migraine at December 06, 2013 03:11 PM (hO8IJ)

226 We, in NEFL, had a couple of nights in the high 30's last week but this week has been glorious. It's that perfect temperature and humidity combo where it's neither hot nor cold, almost as if you can't feel the temp at all. Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 06, 2013 07:08 PM (DmNpO) *glares* It's 9 here right now.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 06, 2013 03:11 PM (oFCZn)

227 All I read is the Bible. Thou shall not kill, unless Julia says it's OK.

Posted by: Mark Pryor at December 06, 2013 03:12 PM (0FSuD)

228 the read books thing is just further evidence of the alternate reality cosplay world of the liberal pathology. Oh right, what does that even mean? You know, you hate filled liberal, that you've not only shown ignorance about your most fervent deep seated beliefs but also that the truth really wouldn't matter to you otherwise. The rise of the high passion, low information liberal is scary.

Posted by: joeindc44 is totally not on Soros's pay now...right? at December 06, 2013 03:12 PM (QxSug)

229 Oh my god. OH. MY. GOD. IF you thought that Obama's picture of himself in honor of Mandela was bad... Here's Me-chelle's offering. (link in sig)

Posted by: Lauren at December 06, 2013 03:13 PM (hFL/3)

230 226 There's always this bullshit for the children who don't get thrown in a closet to die

Children in a closet can always be rooted out with the appropriate weapons. In the hands of State Authority, of course.

Posted by: Janet Reno at December 06, 2013 03:13 PM (bKA83)

231 *glares* It's 9 here right now. *** You can definitely feel 9 degrees.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 06, 2013 03:13 PM (DmNpO)

232 again, president stutterfuck learned everything he will ever know at a cocktail party in 1993. In reality, he just mimics the mannerisms of an educated person. His actual mumblings and mutterings? Not so much.

Posted by: joeindc44 is totally not on Soros's pay now...right? at December 06, 2013 03:14 PM (QxSug)

233 Me-- I think the hero needs his ass kicked. Kicked OUT would be best.

Posted by: rld77 a fellow traveler at December 06, 2013 03:14 PM (pcVD4)

234 Interestingly enough, the article does admit that "Mr. Bush was more of a reader than the press lead people to believe." (I paraphrased that last part for accuracy)

Posted by: Blake at December 06, 2013 03:15 PM (M1cQU)

235 230 IF you thought that Obama's picture of himself in honor of Mandela was bad...

Here's Me-chelle's offering. (link in sig)


Caption: Michelle schools Honored Dead Guy.

I suppose a real magazine would also describe which designer made her dress.

Posted by: Splunge at December 06, 2013 03:15 PM (bKA83)

236 Don't forget, "Blonde Venus", with Marlene Dietrich at 8 on TCM. She swims nude in first scene. Pretty good stuff for 1932.

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 06, 2013 03:15 PM (0FSuD)

237 There's always this bullshit for the children who don't get thrown in a closet to die:
http://is.gd/6HvA9I

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ has a migraine at December 06, 2013 07:11 PM (hO8IJ)


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No wonder you have a migraine.   Egads. 

Posted by: mama winger at December 06, 2013 03:15 PM (P6QsQ)

238 He doesn't have to buy copies of his own books. Didn't State buy 50,000 copies? Posted by: Retread ---------------- Wasn't a book 'sales' scandal associated with Jim Wright (D), House Speaker?

Posted by: Mike Hammer at December 06, 2013 03:16 PM (aDwsi)

239 Makes me wonder about all the shuffling around they did to try and say he was still okay a while back.

What event were they trying to reach or get past before they could declare him dead? (I firmly believe he's been dead for a while but they had to delay the news of his demise for some geopolitical/economic reason. What I don't know)

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at December 06, 2013 03:16 PM (LSDdO)

240 Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at December 06, 2013 07:16 PM (LSDdO) Perhaps the French-African summit that's happening today?

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) No Really! at December 06, 2013 03:17 PM (GaqMa)

241 You can definitely feel 9 degrees. Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse --------------------- When walk outside, and the first breath or two causes the hairs in your nostril to freeze, it's *cold*.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at December 06, 2013 03:17 PM (aDwsi)

242 I am one of those choice few. I was born in the OC. Grew up in Barstow, If you don't know, That is the capital of the mojave desert in so-cal. Then I was lucky enough to move to Nebraska at the age of 9. Lived there for another 9 yrs and then joined the Army. And it's all unicorn's and rainbow's from then on.

Posted by: oc joe at December 06, 2013 03:18 PM (hqVUe)

243 For those who thought PJ Orourke has lost it, regale in this bon mot: When Raúl Castro is your Milton Friedman, you’re ready for the intellectual firing squad.

Posted by: joeindc44 is totally not on Soros's pay now...right? at December 06, 2013 03:18 PM (QxSug)

244 Wasn't a book 'sales' scandal associated with Jim Wright (D), House Speaker? Posted by: Mike Hammer at December 06, 2013 07:16 PM (aDwsi) Yep, lobbyist and his campaign were buying them. Wright kept the royalties. Crooked bastard.

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 06, 2013 03:18 PM (0FSuD)

245 We are SO fucked. Got an internal projection on next years finances... closing inpatient and Emergency services at the hospital is projected as '40%+' due to funding cuts but mostly due to no pay patient load DOUBLING taking AR from 25 up to 50%... can't do it folks...

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at December 06, 2013 03:19 PM (vHRtU)

246 I suppose a real magazine would also describe which designer made her dress. Probably can't spell "House of Duras" without having Lursa get a byline. bah-dam-dam ting Thank you, tip your waitresses and bartenders.

Posted by: Inspector Cussword at December 06, 2013 03:19 PM (bB1P0)

247 So Lauren in that picture, is Michelle doing a 'See and Say' routine with Nelson?  Or is she going 'Now here is where my stupid husband puffs himself up.'   ')

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 06, 2013 03:19 PM (iGP6J)

248 Posted by: OG Celtic-American at December 06, 2013 07:19 PM (vHRtU) Yes, well it's not like those of us here haven't been beating this drum for months now. I know that provides little solace, but I tried. I can only hope the enablers of this law connect the dots to what they've done.

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) No Really! at December 06, 2013 03:21 PM (GaqMa)

249 Yep, lobbyist and his campaign were buying them. Wright kept the royalties. Crooked bastard. Posted by: Nip Sip ----------------------------- Or..., as I would call it, Laundering.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at December 06, 2013 03:22 PM (aDwsi)

250 They can't stop loving him, it's useless you see.

Yes, the McGuffin post was excellent, really nailed it.  I never looked at things quite that way before, but I will be able to from now on.


Posted by: Jocon307 at December 06, 2013 03:24 PM (7+F2i)

251 Who needs Ipecac when you have Peter Baker?

Posted by: ChristyBlinky is a genius compared to preznit at December 06, 2013 03:24 PM (baL2B)

252 250 I can only hope the enablers of this law connect the dots to what they've done.

Never happen, dude. They never look at results. Any problems are just a sign that the Gov needs more power.

It's why repeal is the only sensible path.

Posted by: Splunge at December 06, 2013 03:24 PM (bKA83)

253 120 >> The writer claims the reading list is a "rare glimpse" into the president's mind. >>>> My God, its full of shit. Posted by: Dave Bowman at December 06, 2013 06:37 PM (8ZskC) There's my candidate for thread winner. Posted by: GnuBreed at December 06, 2013 06:40 PM (cHZB7) Seconded.

Posted by: baldilocks at December 06, 2013 03:24 PM (GiUnc)

254 DOUBLING taking AR from 25 up to 50%... Lucky you. We're being sued for $250 million by the Feds. We'll be lucky to settle for$12M.

Posted by: toby928© at December 06, 2013 03:25 PM (QupBk)

255 209 It's freaking in the 50's here. Going down to the 40-39 range. Posted by: oc joe at December 06, 2013 07:03 PM (hqVUe) -------------- Here in Wisconsin we call that "June". Posted by: mama winger at December 06, 2013 07:05 PM (P6QsQ) Chuckle, chuckle diet Pepsi snort

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 06, 2013 03:26 PM (HVff2)

256 This is a very interesting article in which an AA journalist talks about the transformation he had seen in Bush getting to know and become friendly with him over several years. It includes a book list of Bush' reading at the time I'd be surprised if the current "American Idol" President could keep up: http://theamericanscholar.org/dubya-and-me/

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 06, 2013 03:26 PM (BC6cY)

257 I remembered it slightly wrong. State bought $70,000 worth of Barky's books rather than 50k copies. They gave atleast some of them as Christmas presents per the article.

http://tinyurl.com/3h6o2ed

Posted by: Retread at December 06, 2013 03:27 PM (IiAs3)

258 For a literary man, he sure has a weak vocabulary and horrible grammar.

Posted by: mama winger at December 06, 2013 06:23 PM (P6QsQ)


Very astute observation, MW. Perhaps the "literary" books on his shopping list were for gifts, and "Harold and the Purple Crayon" is for himself.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 06, 2013 03:27 PM (8Fl6F)

259 " So Lauren in that picture, is Michelle doing a 'See and Say' routine with Nelson?" That'd be my guess.

Posted by: Lauren at December 06, 2013 03:28 PM (hFL/3)

260 242 You can definitely feel 9 degrees. Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse --------------------- When walk outside, and the first breath or two causes the hairs in your nostril to freeze, it's *cold*. Posted by: Mike Hammer at December 06, 2013 07:17 PM (aDwsi) You guys are funny, suck it up buttercups

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 06, 2013 03:29 PM (HVff2)

261 They are volumes about identity and reinvention, about what it means to be American Wish he'd studied up on that before he became President.

Posted by: rickl at December 06, 2013 03:30 PM (sdi6R)

262 >250 "Yes, well it's not like those of us here haven't been beating this drum for months now.
I know that provides little solace, but I tried.

I can only hope the enablers of this law connect the dots to what they've done."

... 6 months ago the projection on closing was 15%+; 1 year ago <5%... in 18 months we have gone from 'no new facility' to 'no repairs' to 'we may have to close.'

Admittedly this is 'only' a 25 bed critical access hospital that 'only' serves an 8,000 draw area but we are 90 minutes away from a trauma center, a cath lab, an ICU, and a pediatric unit... stupid farmers and ranchers and factory shits are ALL redneck hicks and who CARES if they all die, they contribute NOTHING to our country! We should all be vegetarians anyway and we can buy anything like that at the STORE so fuck you fly over retards! /S

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at December 06, 2013 03:31 PM (vHRtU)

263 Actually Bush was not just a frequent reader but a voracious reader. One or two years during his term, he and Rove had a bet who would read the most books . I can't remember who won or the number of books but it was a lot.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at December 06, 2013 03:32 PM (ZhNCB)

264 Howzabout his journey takes his ass to HI and he STFU?

Posted by: DaveA[/i][/b][/s] at December 06, 2013 03:32 PM (DL2i+)

265 Yes, the McGuffin post was excellent, really nailed it. I never looked at things quite that way before, but I will be able to from now on.

--

Yes, it was spot on.  These people have an undeniable fixation on this dope.  If they had any self-awareness, they would be highly ashamed and embarrassed.  I swear, I'm about sick of people like Chris Matthews and this idiot NYT writer.  They sit around in their warm puddle of DNA juices gazing at their cult leader.  What a friggin' spectacle they are. 

Posted by: Lady in Black at December 06, 2013 03:32 PM (XB5Ak)

266 263 They are volumes about identity and reinvention, about what it means to be American Mean's you like dog well done.

Posted by: injuin Black foot Barry, Dog eater. at December 06, 2013 03:32 PM (0FSuD)

267 Ace, Dude - you are crazy on fire since you came back. This is so on the nose its painful. These idiots are more interested in pretend fantasy than they are about their own self interest, self respect and self preservation. THEY DON'T SEE IT because they are too busy WATCHING THE MOVIE of their imagination. Wow. Thanks again, for putting the horde some knowledge.

Posted by: simplemind at December 06, 2013 03:34 PM (hTeQK)

268 Oh man, the collision of Ancient Aliens and Japan is as awesome as you think.   Japanese guy talking about possible alien woman coming out of an alien space ship:

"In some legends the box was used to carry her lover's severed head, however, the shape of the box was a little bit different from the box traditionally used for the severed head in Japan." 


Ummmmmmmmmm.  

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at December 06, 2013 03:34 PM (Gk3SS)

269 >>Perhaps the "literary" books on his shopping list were for gifts, and "Harold and the Purple Crayon" is for himself. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon Don't know. If the book was "Reggie and the Purple Snake" I'd be more inclined to believe it was for him.

Posted by: Aviator at December 06, 2013 03:35 PM (DI+ja)

270 Reading the MFM's various interpretations of Jugears' literary itinerary, it strikes me that they have no minds, just collective wet dreams that have no basis in fact. I fear that these disoriented acolytes may be having difficulty sorting fact from dog poop.

Posted by: ontherocks at December 06, 2013 03:36 PM (ec6Hf)

271 When walk outside, and the first breath or two causes the hairs in your nostril to freeze, it's *cold*.

--

It's downright balmy here tonight in SC, but I'm originally from Cincinnati.  I remember so well being in high school during the blizzards of '77 and '78.  We had wind chills that got down to -75F.  I try to explain to Jr. Black how it was so cold, the wetness inside your nose would freeze and how it literally hurt your skin to be out for more than 60 seconds.  He simply can't grasp that.

Posted by: Lady in Black at December 06, 2013 03:37 PM (XB5Ak)

272 AlextheChick, ano???

They blathering about the submerged pyramids off Japan?  Or are they trying to apply their Western worldview upon Japan and its myths. 

I can see how they would view a boy being born from a peach, aliens did it!!

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 06, 2013 03:37 PM (iGP6J)

273 My suggested Obama books list.

Chicken Little
The Little Red Hen
The Ant and the Grasshopper
The Boy who Cried Wolf

Hell they should be required reading for all liberals.

Posted by: The Hickster at December 06, 2013 03:38 PM (TI3xG)

274 This makes me want to ckufing puke.

Posted by: Republic of Texas 2: Electric Boogaloo at December 06, 2013 03:38 PM (Gk2GE)

275 In some legends the box was used to carry her lover's severed head

I thought yarn was hard, how do you get a whole severed head up there?

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ works blue at December 06, 2013 03:39 PM (hO8IJ)

276 They blathering about the submerged pyramids off Japan? Or are they trying to apply their Western worldview upon Japan and its myths.

I can see how they would view a boy being born from a peach, aliens did it!!
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 06, 2013 07:37 PM (iGP6J)



Both.   And, remember, aliens always did it.


Beside the awesome ridic of Ancient Aliens, I love the show like cake because it goes places and shows stuff I didn't know about.   Is it aliens?  Sure why not.   But the point is that this stuff exists and it's fascinating to see the stuff, whatever the explanation. 

Which is aliens.  

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at December 06, 2013 03:40 PM (Gk3SS)

277 In a debate with a FB friend of brother, he's a physicist, thinks he knows everything, total flaming Liberal. He's giving me the "Oil companies get huge subsidies" crap. Anyone remember an article/post debunking that a long time ago? I think it was here or at least discussed here. Would love to find that.

Posted by: Lincolntf at December 06, 2013 03:40 PM (ZshNr)

278 Bacon wrapped deer on the grille.

Do you put the bacon on before or after the drive?

Posted by: DaveA[/i][/b][/s] at December 06, 2013 03:41 PM (DL2i+)

279 NY Slime is releasing the bad news on a Friday night. I know you will be shocked to hear that no one knows who has really enrolled and has insurance. Funny these stories always show up at 4:30 PM on Friday. How does that work? Slime link. http://tinyurl.com/nk4nq2z

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 06, 2013 03:41 PM (0FSuD)

280 Sucks being all you cold people. It's 71 degrees here, I'm going for a ride. See you on the ONT!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 06, 2013 03:42 PM (yh0zB)

281 You people are in some serious deep shit with me in charge and the people I have in charge of propaganda.

If I was you I'd be buying lot of ammo before it proclaim an EO not allowing the sale of it.

Posted by: King Barky the Liar at December 06, 2013 03:43 PM (WGm5T)

282 He's giving me the "Oil companies get huge subsidies" crap. Anyone remember an article/post debunking that a long time ago? I think it was here or at least discussed here. Would love to find that. Posted by: Lincolntf at December 06, 2013 07:40 PM (ZshNr) Liberals believe any business deduction against profits is a subsidy. Expenses and depreciation are foreign terms to them.

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 06, 2013 03:43 PM (0FSuD)

283 Sucks being all you cold people. It's 71 degrees here, I'm going for a ride. See you on the ONT!
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 06, 2013 07:42 PM (yh0zB)



Someone is leaving out the 40 degree temp drop over the next two days.  

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at December 06, 2013 03:43 PM (Gk3SS)

284 eat mor chikin

Posted by: Prez'nit 404 at December 06, 2013 03:43 PM (Dwehj)

285 "Barack the Man, Barack the Personality"...now there's a deadly boring movie. Three hours of whining and speeches, interspersed with golf.

Posted by: Stu-22 at December 06, 2013 03:43 PM (k4bdL)

286 It's70" degrees here, too. Supposedly it'll be freezing tomorrow so I'm hanging out in the shed tonight, Indian Summer style.

Posted by: Lincolntf at December 06, 2013 03:43 PM (ZshNr)

287 Do you put the bacon on before or after the drive?

Posted by: DaveA at December 06, 2013 07:41 PM (DL2i+)



Before, that way the bacon grease infuses the deer as you drive...funny guy.



OK, I'm off. See you later roonz and roonettez, fear no evil!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 06, 2013 03:44 PM (yh0zB)

288 dealing with Tea Party congressmen."

If there is a successful ArtV convention I'd like to see the Free Speech thing amended with a wedgie clause for leftist bile spouting.

Posted by: DaveA[/i][/b][/s] at December 06, 2013 03:45 PM (DL2i+)

289 You guys are funny, suck it up buttercups Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 06, 2013 07:29 PM (HVff2) Yeah well we're not in Peruvia. When it gets cold there the people light themselves on fire before going outside.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 06, 2013 03:45 PM (oFCZn)

290 Oh.  Lauren.  The weekly e-mail from my Congressthing (who is one of the decent ones) included an e-mail address for reporting your insurance cancellation stories.   I don't know if your rep is simpatico, but might not hurt to paste in some of the stuff you've already written.

insurancecancellations@mail.house.gov

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ works blue at December 06, 2013 03:45 PM (hO8IJ)

291 Someone is leaving out the 40 degree temp drop over the next two days.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at December 06, 2013 07:43 PM (Gk3SS)



I'm not leaving it out. I'm conveniently ignoring it.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 06, 2013 03:45 PM (yh0zB)

292 ... he thrust his purple headed cobra into her his quivering mound of love pudding...

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at December 06, 2013 03:46 PM (vHRtU)

293 Yes, Nip Sip, Thanks, that was the gist of the piece. I already made the point generically, but maybe I'll recall enough search terms to find it now. Keep thinking it was a Wall St. Journal joint.

Posted by: Lincolntf at December 06, 2013 03:46 PM (ZshNr)

294 All we can hope for is heavy rain and cold air to freeze FSU's team out.

Posted by: The praying Dukies at December 06, 2013 03:47 PM (0FSuD)

295 The only Hero I'm interested in has Turkey, Pastrami, Provolone, lettuce, tomato, pepperoncini's, and onion on Italian dressed with balsamic vinegar and olive oil .

Posted by: Cicero Kid at December 06, 2013 03:49 PM (6fSty)

296 All we can hope for is heavy rain and cold air to freeze FSU's team out. *** Well, that's one way to beat them.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 06, 2013 03:50 PM (DmNpO)

297 You can definitely feel 9 degrees. Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 06, 2013 07:13 PM (DmNpO) *** Yeah, but I can't feel my toes.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 06, 2013 03:50 PM (JhNKe)

298 @295 Forbes http://tinyurl.com/b7bm42a

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 06, 2013 03:50 PM (0FSuD)

299 Mandela's movie opens this week. I question the timing, cynic that I have become. The MSM moral preening will be truly nauseating for the next solid week at least.

Posted by: goldilocks at December 06, 2013 03:51 PM (FIMVX)

300 Mandela's movie opens this week.

Starring...me!

Posted by: Prez'nit 404 at December 06, 2013 03:52 PM (Dwehj)

301 @295 AEI better. http://tinyurl.com/ak7dcba

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 06, 2013 03:52 PM (0FSuD)

302 Tell me. Is Malia the hot one or the ugly one?

Posted by: Pete Venkman at December 06, 2013 03:53 PM (HKTIg)

303 Thanks. Will refer to both when he chimes back in.

Posted by: Lincolntf at December 06, 2013 03:54 PM (ZshNr)

304 I will become a matinee idol for the ages.

Posted by: Prez'nit 404 at December 06, 2013 03:54 PM (Dwehj)

305 305 Tell me. Is Malia the hot one or the ugly one? Posted by: Pete Venkman at December 06, 2013 07:53 PM (HKTIg) Isn't that an island in the Mediterranean? Ha ha.

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 06, 2013 03:55 PM (0FSuD)

306 Thank you Heather! My rep is freaking Doggett. *vomit*

Posted by: Lauren at December 06, 2013 03:55 PM (hFL/3)

307 Sure the book wasn't "Trayvon and the Purple Drank"?

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (All my Hate cannot be found) at December 06, 2013 03:55 PM (ial2b)

308 Is Nipsey Russell  still doing stand up ? Like in Africa?

Posted by: redenzo at December 06, 2013 03:56 PM (HKTIg)

309 Low information women will swoon.

Posted by: Prez'nit 404 at December 06, 2013 03:56 PM (Dwehj)

310 I will become a matinee manatee idol for the ages. Posted by: Prez'nit 404 at December 06, 2013 07:54 PM (Dwehj) *** Fixed it for the sea cow fans.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 06, 2013 03:57 PM (csIzC)

311 Forbes articles on how Oil Company "subsidies" are the same as what every company gets. http://preview.tinyurl.com/b7bm42a http://preview.tinyurl.com/84lbslh

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b] at December 06, 2013 03:57 PM (sByIH)

312 Fixed it for the sea cow fans. Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 06, 2013 07:57 PM (csIzC)


*shinkicks*

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at December 06, 2013 03:58 PM (Gk3SS)

313 I am sorry AlextheChick, I just can't stand any of that clap trap.  Their answer to everything is aliens!  The old when you have a sledgehammer, every problem is a nail applies.

And to try to impose their flawed notions upon Japan is even more insane.  Because you have the Ainu influences, Shinto, Buddhism, and the teachings of Confucius all swirling together in a land now awash in tentacles.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 06, 2013 03:58 PM (iGP6J)

314 *shinkicks* Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at December 06, 2013 07:58 PM (Gk3SS *** Ouch!

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 06, 2013 04:00 PM (75rYu)

315 he thrust his purple headed cobra into her his quivering mound of love pudding Sentences like that are the reason making automated text content filters is really hard.

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b] at December 06, 2013 04:00 PM (sByIH)

316 All of this stuff reminds me of Handsome Jack from Borderlands 2. "You are just a bunch of filthy bandits, I am the hero!"

Posted by: Cato at December 06, 2013 04:00 PM (z2TD7)

317

Politics and Prose is a lefty bookstore which would no more carry a book by, say, Steyn or Sowell than a kosher deli would sell pork chops. It's definitely a place where Commies can find all sorts of reinforcement for their delusions.

 

I went to a reading there once - some pinko ranted about Reagan (then sitting in the WH a few blocks away) and the old hippies in the audience nodded in agreement. I left thinking "These people are nuts." And I was still a liberal then.

Posted by: Donna V. at December 06, 2013 04:02 PM (R3gO3)

318 I sent my story in, Heather. Fingers crossed it does some good somewhere.

Posted by: Lauren at December 06, 2013 04:02 PM (hFL/3)

319 Their answer to everything is aliens! The old when you have a sledgehammer, every problem is a nail applies. Aliens explain everything. If there wasn't enough time for all the Evolution we see on Earth to appear naturally, why Aliens must have seeded the Earth. And those Aliens definitely came to be via Evolution, not by God. --Dawkins believes this

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b] at December 06, 2013 04:04 PM (sByIH)

320 I hope it does help some Lauren, you and your family need a break.

And I hope the Horde have bought Mega Million tickets for tonight.  $291 million annuity.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 06, 2013 04:06 PM (iGP6J)

321 Because you have the Ainu influences, Shinto, Buddhism, and the teachings of Confucius all swirling together in a land now awash in tentacles.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 06, 2013 07:58 PM (iGP6J)


Maybe we need a crossing of the streams: Japanese tentacle porn with Satanism. New movie to be called "Tentacles and Pentacles".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 06, 2013 04:06 PM (8Fl6F)

322 We once moved to a new house in the winter. It was a bright sunshiny day, no wind. It may have been -33 below zero, but that was just part of the fun.

Posted by: You don't know abuse at December 06, 2013 04:07 PM (hqVUe)

323 I am sorry AlextheChick, I just can't stand any of that clap trap. Their answer to everything is aliens! The old when you have a sledgehammer, every problem is a nail applies. *** South Park did a History Channel Thanksgiving and, yep, aliens were at the first Thanksgiving.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 06, 2013 04:08 PM (DmNpO)

324 AoP, well they did have the cute girls as aliens but were also Lovcraftian monsters....

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 06, 2013 04:10 PM (iGP6J)

325 Did Bammy perchance pick up a copy of the Federalist Papers?  We know he considers those to be fiction.

Posted by: WaitingForMartel at December 06, 2013 04:13 PM (hir7W)

326 AoP, well they did have the cute girls as aliens but were also Lovcraftian monsters.... Why would a Lovcraftian monster care to disguise itself as a cute chick? It's an ancient one. As I've found out in the locker room at my gym, ancient ones love to show everyone their saggy naked bodies.

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b] at December 06, 2013 04:15 PM (sByIH)

327 Nude Doctors Thread.

Posted by: toby928© at December 06, 2013 04:16 PM (QupBk)

328 All you need to do is read those Harvard Law Review articles that Obama wrote to understand how brilliant he actually is. Posted by: Hrothgar Like 0? I wonder if that was a first for any editor of the HLR. Anyone know?

Posted by: The Farmer at December 06, 2013 04:20 PM (eBupg)

329 "Any problems are just a sign that the Gov needs more power." my nominee for thread winner

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at December 06, 2013 04:23 PM (3X3ZR)

330 It baffles me all the bullshit over Ugabe and what sort of mystery he is.

He's no mystery;  he's a diseased narcissistic cocksucker with no interest in anyone or anything but his own fucking reflection in a mirror,  and how many retards can be assembled at one time to suck his dick.     No fucking magic tricks needed at all

Posted by: KenH at December 06, 2013 04:27 PM (Q/K7q)

331 "Mandela's movie opens this week. I question the timing, cynic that I have become. " On the UK Daily Mail today (?) I saw how relatives were called out of the premiere to get the news. We are so, so, so, beyond "third time is enemy action" on the "coincidence" arc. just sayin' ....

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, clinging, bitterly .... at December 06, 2013 04:31 PM (3X3ZR)

332 THIS. IS. IT.

Please spread far and wide

http://tinyurl.com/p27w5jq

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at December 06, 2013 04:31 PM (vHRtU)

333 Sarah Palin had a line in her excellent convention speech mocking obama's 'journey of self-discovery.' Too bad this post did not include that nugget. btw, the Left had a fit over that line, if you recall. They felt it belittled obama and Palin was disrepectful to say it in her speech. Yeah.

Posted by: soothsayer at December 06, 2013 04:47 PM (q1/pN)

334 Yeah. Palin does have a way of catching the truth by a handful of pubic hair, and pulling.

Posted by: simplemind at December 06, 2013 04:48 PM (hTeQK)

335 Yeah, okay, but the nature of the MacGuffin defines the hero's character. If it's PCP that he wants to turn around and sell to school children, well, there you go.

Posted by: Teh Most Interesting Man at December 06, 2013 05:53 PM (6RwsK)

336 This explains a lot of things.

Posted by: FGCUJames at December 06, 2013 06:10 PM (GPjVW)

337 Excellent lack of insight by the last writer quoted.  Big ups for "Obama's Journey", which she identifies with, as though he's a writer, not the CinC of the most powerful and consequential military and economically important nation since Rome. I may be silly or missing something, but I would think that a man that would stand for election twice in order to lead the free world would have completed his own journey sometime prior to his second election.  The job description includes "don't allow all of mankind to be consumed by thermonuclear fire".  A deep-seated interest in self-discovery is not really what a nation needs in a leader, especially one that is de facto responsible for maintaining any semblance of global order. Considering how Vlad Putin has responded thus far, along with the Iranians, Netanyahu, the Chinese, the NorKs, et. al., nobody believes the man has a backbone.  By God, he'll just light up his own countrymen who disagree though.  ATF, IRS, EPA, and the list goes on.  He has no foreign enemies - just friends who haven't come under his spell yet; but has domestic enemies aplenty, and he'll do for them as soon as nobody is looking too close.


#SCOAMF

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at December 06, 2013 06:11 PM (un8zR)

338 In a debate with a FB friend of brother, he's a physicist, thinks he knows everything, total flaming Liberal. He's giving me the "Oil companies get huge subsidies" crap. Anyone remember an article/post debunking that a long time ago? I think it was here or at least discussed here. Would love to find that. Posted by: Lincolnt *********** He should provide his own proof. Megan Mcardle or Hot Air already discussed it probably. if you're arguing about subsidies to oil companies, what's the point, eh? We'd be totally solvent if only the government could seize even more money? Govt's make so much money off of tax per gallon of gas that they're considering taxing miles driven to make up for lost revenue from high mpg cars.

Posted by: oejay44cday at December 06, 2013 06:29 PM (3RFv9)

339 And every part of this why a president like Dwight Eisenhower needs to be elected - just to calm everything down and send most of the press off into the world they want to actually cover...

Tiger Beat and Seventeen.


No really, they want to do that.  They want celebrities to cover, but they want to be considered serious also.  They want that same thrill they got in junior high from what ever middle school students do in that environment.

So I propose that a theme park be created, call it "I Got to Date a Cheerleader/Varsity Football Player World".  Build the sort of impressive building facades and quaint bars and power-restaurants that could be found in the environs of Washington, have themes such as "A senator listens closely to me" and "I was at the President's aloe awareness ball", and herd the little beggars in.  There will be daily parades of black limos with sirens (you may get to ride in one).  Hire actors and actresses to play like they are power-brokers and entice the inhabitants that they may actually get something new but also sex (BIRM).

Expensive?  Heck yes, it should be about as expensive to run as two carrier battle-groups.  But a bargain at those rates.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Death Capades - ObamaCare on Ice! Sponsored by the Outrage Outlet at December 06, 2013 06:42 PM (gmoEG)

340 Late to this thread but a couple things I'd like to bring up.  As others have pointed out there's no evidence the lazy pile of shit has actually read any of these books; the vain cocksucker just wants to be seen looking like he's interested by some dumbfuck MFMers who will slavishly report what their dreamboat is doing.


Second, if he was really really interested in finding out about Chechnya, there are a number of high priced employees that report to that lantern jawed Secretary of State who should be able to tell Fundraiser McThreePutt every fucking thing there is to know about Chechnya.  But that would be like real work.

Posted by: Captain Hate at December 06, 2013 07:12 PM (lIvBL)

341 "The media's almost as interested in this Funny Little Muddle called Barack Obama as Barack Obama himself."

But not interested enough to ferret out and publish the facts concerning his life. Such as, for example, just where he happened to be the night our ambassador in Bengazi was murdered. No, facts are boring - like those briefings on dull topics like the economy, China's resurgent militarism, and the Iranian nuclear weapons program.

Jesus. I never thought I would miss journalists. But I sure wish we had some now.

Posted by: Brown Line at December 06, 2013 07:37 PM (a5bF3)

342 Duh!1 is stupid
and lazy
and that's his White Half....

Posted by: Ghost Ø HillØrrheah at December 07, 2013 02:22 AM (ULH4o)

343 Can I ask what fucking 'Journey' has this douche had to go on? What critical moment relies on this empty suit? A journey entails that something or somebody simply MUST be changed, or fixed from being so desperately wronged. What harrowing deed was it that just HAD to be accomplished? I am sick to fucking death of our wet pantied media following this colossal perpetual failure around and treating him as if he himself is the last bastion of any semblance of maturity and THE soul holder of decency. When the hell is our media going to be objective again? When a certain GOP president was in office, everything form cloudy skies to breaking up with you girlfriend fell solely on his head. The interviews of folks at gas stations during the time they pretended to give a fuck about the wars simply for political clout. Here we have a man that is literally destroying everything he gets involved and, and our media could not be bothered to vet him during a presidential election PURELY for the fact that they hated a certain political party. It must be nice to claim you have gone on a journey and have NOTHING to show for it.

Posted by: Melodicmetal at December 08, 2013 11:08 AM (ficNf)

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