March 16, 2013

Award Winning Open Thread
— DrewM

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1 We get to go home and fuck the prom king.

Posted by: Truman North and his shiny new website at March 16, 2013 12:32 PM (I2LwF)

2 first

Posted by: mallfly at March 16, 2013 12:33 PM (bJm7W)

3 How long before the troll craps on this thread I wonder?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 16, 2013 12:33 PM (GEICT)

4 Hmmm... Another great day to not be standing in line at an empty ATM in Cyprus.

Posted by: akula51 at March 16, 2013 12:33 PM (Vgn84)

5
Anyone have time for an afternoon booty bump?

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at March 16, 2013 12:33 PM (ndqJC)

6 ok, second place in an award winning website is nothing to sneeze at.

Posted by: mallfly at March 16, 2013 12:33 PM (bJm7W)

7 In high school, I was voted most likely to be murdered by an angry husband or boyfriend after getting caught.

Posted by: Truman North and his shiny new website at March 16, 2013 12:34 PM (I2LwF)

8 re 3: troll crap makes great fertilizer, if you're growing arugula in the White House garden.

Posted by: mallfly at March 16, 2013 12:34 PM (bJm7W)

9 the blog wins an award, and we get nothing. woohoo!!

Posted by: L, elle at March 16, 2013 12:34 PM (0PiQ4)

10 How long before the troll craps on this thread I wonder?


Wreck the thread before someone wrecks it for you, pussy.

Posted by: fluff-moo at March 16, 2013 12:34 PM (z9HTb)

11 runner ups or runners up?

Posted by: garrett at March 16, 2013 12:35 PM (2XGx1)

12 Content is for closers.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at March 16, 2013 12:36 PM (D61gk)

13 Bless you, Drew. That last thread smelled like an OWS rape tent.

Posted by: Y-not at March 16, 2013 12:38 PM (oEOlM)

14 Cool looking award!

Posted by: EC at March 16, 2013 12:39 PM (doBIb)

15 Runners up. Like attorneys general.

Posted by: Ohiogal at March 16, 2013 12:39 PM (SAYgH)

16

1 We get to go home and fuck the prom king.

 

I was just reading the economic collapse blog where it reads like the prom king is coming to our house to fuck us...

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at March 16, 2013 12:40 PM (AC0lD)

17 Where you gonna hang that nice shiny plaque, Ace. That's all he got? CPAC cheapskates

Posted by: L, elle at March 16, 2013 12:40 PM (0PiQ4)

18 EC! How goes it?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 16, 2013 12:40 PM (GEICT)

19 It's not like we're keeping score. Everybody gets a trophy, right?

Posted by: Pious Agnostic at March 16, 2013 12:41 PM (PpLfy)

20 17 Where you gonna hang that nice shiny plaque, Ace. That's all he got? CPAC cheapskates

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I'm pretty sure it also came with a year's supply of pudding. He's hoping we won't notice so he won't have to share.

Posted by: Assault Citizen Anachronda at March 16, 2013 12:41 PM (1c58W)

21 so apparently they are presenting a Blogger of the Year at CPAC here shortly, but it's a different award

Posted by: Jose/ningrim at March 16, 2013 12:41 PM (zc/sw)

22 That plaque is perfect, except you can sort of see your reflection in the mirrored surface, which nobody really wants.

Posted by: Truman North and his shiny new website at March 16, 2013 12:42 PM (I2LwF)

23 Yo BCochran!

Posted by: EC at March 16, 2013 12:42 PM (doBIb)

24 S'posed to go to the opera tonite (the Magic Flute), but Mr Y-not has a bad tummy. But I really want to go 'cause I have this sexy dress I want to where. How many wife points do I lose if I pressure the man to go, sickness and all? I rarely force him to go to things he's not up for.

Posted by: Y-not at March 16, 2013 12:42 PM (1W1S7)

25 I'm pretty sure it also came with a year's supply of pudding

I wonder if he's used it up yet?

Posted by: Pious Agnostic at March 16, 2013 12:43 PM (PpLfy)

26 You people need to learn how to roll over and wet yourselves just like Bo, the Portuguese water fountain dog.  Sixty percent!!

Posted by: piss mo at March 16, 2013 12:43 PM (bGlsD)

27 I just noticed all the fingerprint smudges on it. Clean it up!

Posted by: EC at March 16, 2013 12:43 PM (doBIb)

28 Y-not, it's the wife's job to make their husband do boring crap, no matter how shitty they feel. It's in the manual.

Posted by: Truman North and his shiny new website at March 16, 2013 12:43 PM (I2LwF)

29 Congratulations. Nice plaque, looks heavy enough to make a good paper weight.

Posted by: angel with a sword at March 16, 2013 12:44 PM (3RiPs)

30 The font on the plaque looks like Caslon.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at March 16, 2013 12:44 PM (5JhgY)

31  Cool. I was wondering what it looked like.

Posted by: wheatie at March 16, 2013 12:44 PM (rwujx)

32

>>I rarely force him to go to things he's not up for.

 

Tell him to man up and take an Immodium.

Posted by: garrett at March 16, 2013 12:44 PM (2XGx1)

33 And y-not i give you lots of style points for dragging him out in public and giving him the magic flute. Most wives won't do that in public.

Posted by: Truman North and his shiny new website at March 16, 2013 12:45 PM (I2LwF)

34

Posted by: Y-not at March 16, 2013 04:42 PM (1W1S7)

 

The Magic Flute...

A brave announcement....

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at March 16, 2013 12:45 PM (AC0lD)

35 I'm conflicted. Really don't want to add to his misery but really want to go.

Posted by: Y-not at March 16, 2013 12:45 PM (1W1S7)

36 That's the greatest plaque in the history of all mankind. Oh wait, I thought you meant on his teeth.

Posted by: akula51 at March 16, 2013 12:46 PM (Vgn84)

37 Y-not, give him some Immodium, that always cures my stomach ailments

Posted by: Jose/ningrim at March 16, 2013 12:46 PM (zc/sw)

38 He's won this before, has he not? Last time he got a check. He kept staring at the check for an embarrassingly long time.

Posted by: Waldo Truth at March 16, 2013 12:46 PM (fDUde)

39 I see the link in the margin of this award winning blog about Mercedes layoffs is auf Deutsch. Verstehe nichts... about right for such an award winning group of cobs Danke

Posted by: dodging bullets in Chicago at March 16, 2013 12:46 PM (EBa8G)

40 LMAO, you guys! Was yesterday Steak and BJ day btw?

Posted by: Y-not at March 16, 2013 12:46 PM (1W1S7)

41 if you want him to go to The Magic Flute, you will have to play the Magic Skin Flute

Posted by: Jose/ningrim at March 16, 2013 12:46 PM (zc/sw)

42 Y-not, Give your hubby the seat closest to the bathrooms.

Posted by: EC at March 16, 2013 12:46 PM (doBIb)

43 I'm conflicted. Really don't want to add to his misery but really want to go. Posted by: Y-not at March 16, 2013 04:45 PM (1W1S7) So go. Is his presence mandatory?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 16, 2013 12:47 PM (GEICT)

44

22  That plaque is perfect, except you can sort of see your reflection in the mirrored surface, which nobody really wants.

 

It's a trap!

They're hoping to trick Ace into taking a photo of it, so his face will show up in the reflection.

 

Posted by: wheatie at March 16, 2013 12:47 PM (rwujx)

45 Don't force anyone to sit through a long performance if they feel like crap. I'm sure there is someone else who would like to go with you.

Posted by: Waldo Truth at March 16, 2013 12:47 PM (fDUde)

46

Posted by: Y-not at March 16, 2013 04:42 PM (1W1S7)

 

All I caught of that was the dress part, which was funny because I tend to forget you're an 'ette.

In any case, my wife drags me places when I feel like crap then refuses to return the favor.  So I'd say you lose wife points if you don't do it.

Posted by: tsrblke at March 16, 2013 12:47 PM (GaqMa)

47 But it is not Caslon.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at March 16, 2013 12:47 PM (nGFPz)

48 Congratulations. Best blog around. I promise to drop more stink in the comments.

Posted by: MetricButtload at March 16, 2013 12:47 PM (S5gc7)

49
How long before the troll craps on this thread I wonder?

Give him a minute...he's having a couple graham crackers on his poopy chair.

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at March 16, 2013 12:47 PM (0IhFx)

50 Every Day is Steak and a BJ Day!

Posted by: Anderson Cooper at March 16, 2013 12:48 PM (2XGx1)

51 I like the huge thumbprint in the middle.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s] at March 16, 2013 12:48 PM (bxiXv)

52 If Rand Paul can talk for 13 hrs I guess Mr Y-not can sit thru a two hour opera.

Posted by: Y-not at March 16, 2013 12:48 PM (1W1S7)

53 About that sexy dress..... Pics,etc......

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at March 16, 2013 12:49 PM (SXdAX)

54 I like the huge thumbprint in the middle.

It's nice of you to assume that's a thumbprint.

Posted by: Pious Agnostic at March 16, 2013 12:49 PM (PpLfy)

55

Any man with half a brain realizes 'New Sexy Dress' = Magic Flute Practice.

 

He'll be more than willing to go.

Posted by: garrett at March 16, 2013 12:50 PM (2XGx1)

56 "How many wife points do I lose if I pressure the man to go, sickness and all? " Hire an escort and let hubby rest.

Posted by: angel with a sword at March 16, 2013 12:50 PM (3RiPs)

57 It's a trap! They're hoping to trick Ace into taking a photo of it, so his face will show up in the reflection. Posted by: wheatie at March 16, 2013 04:47 PM (rwujx) You know Ace has been on tv before, right?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 16, 2013 12:50 PM (GEICT)

58 That "f" in 2013 Blog of the Year is overly flamboyant.



Posted by: Dang at March 16, 2013 12:50 PM (R18D0)

59

Serious you guys, is that Ace taking the pic, holding the iphone? 

 

Girly hands, is all I'm sayin'...

Posted by: BurtTC at March 16, 2013 12:50 PM (TOk1P)

60 You're welcome, ace

Posted by: runninrebel at March 16, 2013 12:50 PM (J4gw3)

61 Herr Morgenholz!!!  Dude, so nice to see you!  I guess now that Ace has this swanky award, we'll be seeing some of our long-lost morons?

Posted by: Peaches at March 16, 2013 12:51 PM (AJM+z)

62 Geez I can't even watch 'The Mark of Zorro' with Tyrone Powers and not make comparisons. 

Gaylord and Michelle are the petty, greedy, and vain governor and wife of California.  Jarret the Ferret is the Captain of the Guard who is always toying with a drawn sword.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 16, 2013 12:52 PM (4FmhF)

63

57...You know Ace has been on tv before, right?

 

Are we sure it was him?

 

Posted by: wheatie at March 16, 2013 12:52 PM (rwujx)

64 How can Ace get an award for 2013 Blog of the Year, when it's only March?

This is a non-existent time machine thing again, isn't it.

Posted by: Waterhouse at March 16, 2013 12:52 PM (jYrFZ)

65 There's a smudge at the top, in the middle.  Looks like a character from Cats.

Not sure what that means.

Posted by: Dang at March 16, 2013 12:52 PM (R18D0)

66

57 -

 

For approximately .36 seconds.  Seriously, if you try to do a screen cap of his appearance you may not catch it between frames. 

Posted by: BurtTC at March 16, 2013 12:52 PM (TOk1P)

67 I'm not paying for that.

Posted by: Mee Moo at March 16, 2013 12:53 PM (UrENZ)

68

usdebtclock has the National Debt now at $16.696 Trillion and the Gross Debt to GDP ratio about to his 106.7%.

 

So does anyone know if President Dumbass is going to announce his March Madness picks on tv again...?

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at March 16, 2013 12:53 PM (AC0lD)

69 They  mispelled  "Sponsered"

Posted by: Minuteman at March 16, 2013 12:53 PM (TMyKv)

70 Ace should really do a post thanking JeffB.

Posted by: garrett at March 16, 2013 12:53 PM (2XGx1)

71 In any case, my wife drags me places when I feel like crap then refuses to return the favor. So I'd say you lose wife points if you don't do it. Darn tootin'. My favorite was last spring when I felt like I was dying with a stomach bug and I asked her for a ride to the emergency room, and she called me a faker and got all loud. I literally called an ambulance.

Posted by: Truman North and his shiny new website at March 16, 2013 12:54 PM (I2LwF)

72 Pudding smudges?

Posted by: Cicero Kid at March 16, 2013 12:54 PM (UrENZ)

73 You know Ace has been on tv before, right?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 16, 2013 04:50 PM (GEICT)

 

 

No I did not know that actually.

How's that fit with the whole "anonymous" thing?

Posted by: tsrblke at March 16, 2013 12:55 PM (GaqMa)

74 1We get to go home and fuck the prom king.

Posted by: Truman North and his shiny new website at March 16, 2013 04:32 PM (I2LwF)

 

 

Holding  out  for  romancing  the  Prom  King's  garbage.

Posted by: Ewoks everywhere at March 16, 2013 12:55 PM (TMyKv)

75 >>>Pudding smudges?

Wing fingers

Posted by: runninrebel at March 16, 2013 12:55 PM (J4gw3)

76 So did Gabe really read that speech lauraw posted or was that a total joke?

Posted by: Y-not at March 16, 2013 12:55 PM (hyIbd)

77 Wow, just read that Mitch is standing with rand. That is wonderful news. http://tinyurl.com/bbozuav

Posted by: Snarky the Bear at March 16, 2013 12:55 PM (/b8+5)

78 74, That was before he got threats.

Posted by: EC at March 16, 2013 12:55 PM (doBIb)

79 That's clearly a photoshop. I can tell by the rough edges on the "Ace of Spades HQ" text. Obviously, it really said "Little Groaning Fartballs". It only makes sense.

I bid you adieu.

Posted by: Chubbles Jhosnon, a man in touch with his Conservative Values at March 16, 2013 12:56 PM (CZCbG)

80 Hey Peaches! Yeah I'm back since this is now an award winner. I'm a bandwagon jumper that way.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at March 16, 2013 12:56 PM (SXdAX)

81

52 If Rand Paul can talk for 13 hrs I guess Mr Y-not can sit thru a two hour opera.

 

Yeah, but...Rand Paul was doing that willingly.

 

Forcing your hubby to go to the opera when he's sick, seems like cruel and unusual punishment.

Just take someone else, who might actually enjoy it, Y-not.

 

Posted by: wheatie at March 16, 2013 12:56 PM (rwujx)

82 Ace - check that thing for micro transmitters - there are some downright nasty lefties who would love an Ewok scalp

Posted by: sithkhan at March 16, 2013 12:56 PM (5D38U)

83 My one complaint about SW:TOR MMO is that you can't buy an ewok. Sure, you can buy a jawa, but it's not the same thing.

Posted by: Truman North and his shiny new website at March 16, 2013 12:56 PM (I2LwF)

84 That was before he got threats.

Posted by: EC at March 16, 2013 04:55 PM (doBIb)

 

 

 

I assume that was directed at me and I figured that.  But I guess the people trying to "unmask" him are too stupid to find old TV clips?!

Well at least those stalkers are idiots.  I feel much safer now.

Posted by: tsrblke at March 16, 2013 12:57 PM (GaqMa)

85 7In high school, I was voted most likely to be murdered by an angry husband or boyfriend after getting caught.

Posted by: Truman North and his shiny new website at March 16, 2013 04:34 PM (I2LwF)

 

Better  than  getting  murdered  by  an  angry  husband's  boyfriend. 

Posted by: Prom King at March 16, 2013 12:57 PM (TMyKv)

86 No I did not know that actually.How's that fit with the whole "anonymous" thing? Posted by: tsrblke at March 16, 2013 04:55 PM (GaqMa) *shrugs* He's referred to as Ace from Ace of Spades. So, no name. Unless Ace actually is his name. Which would be funny as all hell.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 16, 2013 12:57 PM (GEICT)

87 lol! Mee Moo, your hash (urENZ) works for who you're socking

Posted by: L, elle at March 16, 2013 12:57 PM (0PiQ4)

88 My one complaint about SW:TOR MMO is that you can't buy an ewok.

How about a Gungan?

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at March 16, 2013 12:57 PM (QTHTd)

89 So how did the Puddingning go?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 16, 2013 12:58 PM (4FmhF)

90 tsrblke, They may have already figured out his tv appearance, however they don't have his name. That's an even greater secret, closely guarded by only a handful of cobs and commenters.

Posted by: EC at March 16, 2013 12:59 PM (doBIb)

91

84 -

 

It really was extraordinarily short, I think  he said about 14 words, and was off the screen.  The shot was fairly far away, which I'm guessing was intentional.

 

Still, he got the nickname Ewok from that appearance.  Very hairy. 

Posted by: BurtTC at March 16, 2013 12:59 PM (TOk1P)

92 I've run that fingerprint in the middle through and ... it's Barack Obama

Posted by: Valerie Jarrett at March 16, 2013 12:59 PM (e8kgV)

93
Our best days are behind us.



August 7, 2008


Silly Shit: Profanity Broken Down by Site, By Word

Sorry to post this story for the third time, but I think the PDF attached to the Newsbusters version of the story is kind of funny.

I had thought that this site only used "cocksucker" on rare occasions. I guess I was wrong. But then, a lot of that is you guys, too.

Just to compare... bear in mind profanity in comments very much counts here.

Ace of Spades: 20 uses of "c*nt," 1,330 uses of "cocksucker"

Glenn Greenwald: 44 uses of "c*nt," 0 uses of "cocksucker"

Just sayin'.

Posted by: Ace


6 Ace of Spades: 20 uses of "c*nt," 1,330 uses of "cocksucker"

In fairness, like 1,200 of those were by Bart so it skews the sample a little.


Posted by: DrewM. at August 07, 2008 06:23 PM (hlYel)



Now, those were the glory days.


Posted by: Soothsayer at March 16, 2013 01:00 PM (KeUXz)

94 NBC is a WND

Posted by: Yutaka Ishinabe at March 16, 2013 01:00 PM (e8kgV)

95 HELL YES.

Posted by: Caiwyn at March 16, 2013 01:00 PM (pR28l)

96 68 So does anyone know if President Dumbass is going to announce his March Madness picks on tv again...? Posted by: Stateless Infidel at March 16, 2013 04:53 PM (AC0lD) As much as it would piss me off, I hope he does so. With the gaudy posterboard and high-priced printing, a TV knob-swabbing fest and the whole nine yards. So we can jump down his fucking throat about Sylvester the Sequester and misplaced priorities.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at March 16, 2013 01:00 PM (fCw1i)

97
and those were all pre-Empire of Jeff

Posted by: Soothsayer at March 16, 2013 01:00 PM (KeUXz)

98 Gungans?  Can't give them away.  More annoying than tele-marketers. 

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 16, 2013 01:00 PM (4FmhF)

99 #BOTY Edition.

Posted by: coondawg68 at March 16, 2013 01:00 PM (VhcOZ)

100 Ace's actual name is Myron Lipschitz and he's from Flatbush. I went to Clown School with him. You'd think a Jewish clown would be funnier ....

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at March 16, 2013 01:01 PM (SXdAX)

101 Was that around the time we started subbing in "cockholster" or "suckers of cock," just for variety's sake?

Posted by: The Q at March 16, 2013 01:01 PM (yVmMc)

102 Holy Leaping Unicorns Barman ... it can't be

Posted by: Glenn Greenwald at March 16, 2013 01:01 PM (e8kgV)

103 Ace isn't jooish or a clown.

Posted by: EC at March 16, 2013 01:01 PM (doBIb)

104 The Egyptians are impressed with Ace

Posted by: John Kerry at March 16, 2013 01:02 PM (e8kgV)

105 >>>They may have already figured out his tv appearance, however they don't have his name. That's an even greater secret, closely guarded by only a handful of cobs and commenters. He's in the Moron Protection Program, right?

Posted by: Dr. Varno at March 16, 2013 01:02 PM (XddTe)

106 He's referred to as Ace from Ace of Spades. So, no name. Unless Ace actually is his name. Which would be funny as all hell.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 16, 2013 04:57 PM (GEICT)


He's done really well with the cloak of invisibility thing.  I think that's great.  And, to me, his real name really is Ace.  Just as mine is Peaches.  I've actually toyed with the idea of legally changing it, but it seems like a lot of trouble to go through and it's easier to just have a beer and chill.

Posted by: Peaches at March 16, 2013 01:02 PM (AJM+z)

107 It really was extraordinarily short, I think he said about 14 words, and was off the screen. The shot was fairly far away, which I'm guessing was intentional.

Still, he got the nickname Ewok from that appearance. Very hairy.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 16, 2013 04:59 PM (TOk1P)

 

Huh, learn something new every day I guess.

 

Honestly, I never knew how he got the ewok moniker, I just rolled with it.

(So many inside jokes 'round these parts eventually you just start using them.)

Posted by: tsrblke at March 16, 2013 01:02 PM (GaqMa)

108 I'll have to impanel a grand jury

Posted by: Ken Starr at March 16, 2013 01:02 PM (e8kgV)

109
yeah, Ace went through a phrase when he wanted to steer away from "cocksucker"

I was not happy, but I adjusted. And now I hardly ever say it.


Posted by: Soothsayer at March 16, 2013 01:03 PM (KeUXz)

110 Congrats...

Posted by: NeoKong at March 16, 2013 01:03 PM (JWLwG)

111 Beware of counterfeit copies

Posted by: Team Xerox at March 16, 2013 01:03 PM (e8kgV)

112 Was that around the time we started subbing in "cockholster" or "suckers of cock," just for variety's sake?


Why would you hoople-heads do such a thing?

Posted by: Al Sweringen at March 16, 2013 01:03 PM (z9HTb)

113 All of MIT sends congratulations

Posted by: Ernest Moniz at March 16, 2013 01:04 PM (e8kgV)

114 yeah, Ace went through a phrase when he wanted to steer away from "cocksucker" I was not happy, but I adjusted. And now I hardly ever say it. Posted by: Soothsayer at March 16, 2013 05:03 PM (KeUXz) Wasn't that the impetus for the switch to "Sucker of Cock?"

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at March 16, 2013 01:04 PM (l86i3)

115 The proper  term is 'Sucker of Cock'.

Posted by: garrett at March 16, 2013 01:04 PM (2XGx1)

116 :::He's in the Moron Protection Program, right? Yep. Relocated to a forest moon and given a new identity.

Posted by: EC at March 16, 2013 01:04 PM (doBIb)

117 Was that around the time we started subbing in "cockholster" or "suckers of cock," just for variety's sake?

Dammit, Q, you took the words right out of my fingers.

Posted by: Peaches at March 16, 2013 01:04 PM (AJM+z)

118
It seems unfair that pooter and squeakhole are not counted as swear words.


Posted by: grc at August 07, 2008 06:55 PM



Posted by: Soothsayer at March 16, 2013 01:05 PM (KeUXz)

119 I'd die for that award.  Hey, I did.

Posted by: George McGovern's Brain at March 16, 2013 01:05 PM (e8kgV)

120 See, we are all easy to train.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at March 16, 2013 01:05 PM (l86i3)

121 Was that 1330 separate instances of people calling President Obama a 'cocksucker' or just one incredible rant?

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at March 16, 2013 01:05 PM (AC0lD)

122 119 I'd die for that award. Hey, I did.

Me too !!

Posted by: UBL at March 16, 2013 01:05 PM (e8kgV)

123 60% or more of the American Public could care less about ace's little award. How can you people be so tone deaf? Your echo chamber is starting to get a little gamey.

Posted by: That Cow Guy at March 16, 2013 01:05 PM (jucos)

124
what happened was that a few cocksucker were crying to Ace that we were homophonic

the squeaky wheel gets the grease

Posted by: Soothsayer at March 16, 2013 01:06 PM (KeUXz)

125 Y'know, there are police departments in Florida and several other states that would be able to solve about a dozen or so cases of serial garbage molestation if only they could lift the prints from that award...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at March 16, 2013 01:06 PM (Jcd0S)

126 This is certainly unexpected .. ly

Posted by: President Barack “Unexpectedly Humble Thug” Obama at March 16, 2013 01:06 PM (e8kgV)

127 The Ewok appears at :42 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCU9Hs5sEy0

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 16, 2013 01:07 PM (GEICT)

128
Was that 1330 separateinstances of people callingPresident Obama a 'cocksucker' or just one incredible rant?

all of them were comments and posts pre-Obama

Posted by: Soothsayer at March 16, 2013 01:07 PM (KeUXz)

129

 109
yeah, Ace went through a phrase when he wanted to steer away from "cocksucker"

 

I have spelled it...'coxuckers'...since then.

Keeps it out of the search engines.

 

Posted by: wheatie at March 16, 2013 01:07 PM (rwujx)

130 Congratulation COMRADE !!

Posted by: Orgainizing For Amerika at March 16, 2013 01:07 PM (e8kgV)

131 60% or more of the American Public could care less about ace's little award. How can you people be so tone deaf? Your echo chamber is starting to get a little gamey. Posted by: That Cow Guy at March 16, 2013 05:05 PM (jucos) I never found Potpourri gamey.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at March 16, 2013 01:07 PM (l86i3)

132 the squeaky hole  wheel gets the grease

Posted by: garrett at March 16, 2013 01:08 PM (2XGx1)

133 AoSHQ  probably  leads  in references  to  "turd  hamper",  "tongue  punch",    "fart  box",  and  "snuggly  wuggums",  but  mostly  "turd  hamper", "tongue punch",   and  "fart box" .

Posted by: Minuteman at March 16, 2013 01:08 PM (TMyKv)

134 How much did the pawn shop give Ace for it?

Posted by: zsasz at March 16, 2013 01:08 PM (MMC8r)

135 Is there no video of Gabe's acceptance speech?



I'd actually pay money to see that.

Posted by: Tami[/i] at March 16, 2013 01:09 PM (X6akg)

136
the lesson here is to remember the stuff that put AoS on the map, in the first place

Posted by: Soothsayer at March 16, 2013 01:09 PM (KeUXz)

137 135 Is there no video of Gabe's acceptance speech? I'd actually pay money to see that. Posted by: Tami at March 16, 2013 05:09 PM (X6akg) He said yesterday that there's none as far as he knows. I can't believe he didn't make sure someone was recording it.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 16, 2013 01:09 PM (GEICT)

138 This thread needs more boots.
http://en.bijin-snap.com/2013/03/05/no-884/page/4/

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 16, 2013 01:09 PM (4FmhF)

139 Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies! Rivers and seas boiling!
Forty years of darkness! Earthquakes, volcanoes...
The dead rising from the grave!
Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... mass hysteria!

Posted by: Media Matters for America at March 16, 2013 01:10 PM (e8kgV)

140 Succor of coch.  (or cooch.....whatever)

Posted by: Soona - Award winning AoS lackey at March 16, 2013 01:10 PM (azMT1)

141

This just in from CPAC on CSPAN.

 

Ann Coulter just trashed Chris Christie.  Called his speech at the convention, "poor", and said that since he is pro-Amnesty (immigration reform) he is now "off her list".

 

And Dennis Kucinich has a job at Fox because Keebler let him out their contract.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes again! at March 16, 2013 01:10 PM (Md8Uo)

142 Sucker of cooch?  That is Gaylord's job with Michelle.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 16, 2013 01:10 PM (4FmhF)

143

Congratulations, Ace!

Best site on the web.

Best commenters on the web.

All hail Ace of Spades and the Moron Horde!

Posted by: Sam Adams at March 16, 2013 01:10 PM (aio+g)

144

 >>the stuff that put AoS on the map, in the first place

 

Like Pam Geller's tits.

Posted by: garrett at March 16, 2013 01:11 PM (2XGx1)

145 the lesson here is to remember the stuff that put AoS on the map, in the first place Posted by: Soothsayer at March 16, 2013 05:09 PM (KeUXz) I think it is our complete lack of political correctness that brings forth honest debate.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at March 16, 2013 01:11 PM (l86i3)

146 On the road again ...

Posted by: Jack Kerouac at March 16, 2013 01:11 PM (e8kgV)

147 Just wanted to say having bilateral tennis elbow is a sucker of cock.

Posted by: polynikes at March 16, 2013 01:12 PM (MwpNJ)

148

the lesson here is to remember the stuff that put AoS on the map, in the first place
Posted by: Soothsayer at March 16, 2013 05:09 PM (KeUXz)

 

 

 

 

 

Good point, we gonna pass that thing around Stanley Cup style?!

(on second thought, no. I don't want to know what you morons would do with it.)

Posted by: tsrblke at March 16, 2013 01:12 PM (GaqMa)

149 This is a conspiracy !!!

Posted by: Oliver Stone at March 16, 2013 01:12 PM (e8kgV)

150 Mr Moo Moo? Def a sucker of cock. Also a cocksucker.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 16, 2013 01:12 PM (GEICT)

151

the lesson here is to remember the stuff that put AoS on the map, in the first place

Posted by: Soothsayer at March 16, 2013 05:09 PM (KeUXz)

 

 

-----------------------------------------

 

 

Kittehs, doggehs, and  boobehs?

Posted by: Soona - Award winning AoS lackey at March 16, 2013 01:12 PM (azMT1)

152 Anyone   have   Reggie   Love's    phone    number    or    e-mail?    Um,   it's  for   a    friend.

Posted by: Yale Taft Portman: Gay Son at March 16, 2013 01:13 PM (wIgpo)

153
Serious, you guys

AoS was one of the first conservative blogs that wasn't uptight. That sent a scare into the Nutroots. We weren't afraid to say shit and we didn't adhere their stupid PC rules.

Posted by: Soothsayer at March 16, 2013 01:13 PM (KeUXz)

154 >>>yeah, Ace went through a phrase when he wanted to steer away from "cocksucker" Is he still on his "bitchez" kick?

Posted by: Dr. Varno at March 16, 2013 01:13 PM (nKxMO)

155 He said yesterday that there's none as far as he knows. I can't believe he didn't make sure someone was recording it.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 16, 2013 05:09 PM (GEICT)



Oh good grief!  Real tech savvy crowd at CPAC, huh?

Posted by: Tami[/i] at March 16, 2013 01:13 PM (X6akg)

156 And Dennis Kucinich has a job at Fox because Keebler let him out their contract.

Nice.

Nice trophy, too.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™, Crankypants Extraordinaire at March 16, 2013 01:13 PM (hO8IJ)

157

remember the stuff that put AoS on the map, in the first place

 

Smart. Military. Blogging.

Posted by: garrett at March 16, 2013 01:13 PM (2XGx1)

158 You know I been around a little and some guys will never have pussy on their breath,  that is just the way it is...

Posted by: Clemenza at March 16, 2013 01:13 PM (oI43E)

159 On my sacred honor, I would never such a Koch.

Posted by: Lena Dunham at March 16, 2013 01:14 PM (bGlsD)

160
btw, just a heads up, next week we begin a new war:

cake batter vs cupcake batter

Posted by: Soothsayer at March 16, 2013 01:14 PM (KeUXz)

161 It was the larger-than-life Labia post that was the cinch and the lock.

Posted by: Cicero Kid at March 16, 2013 01:14 PM (UrENZ)

162 I just saw the ace clip. He looks just like I thought he did. He sounds different though.

Posted by: Truman North and his shiny new website at March 16, 2013 01:14 PM (I2LwF)

163 Awesome

Posted by: chemjeff at March 16, 2013 01:14 PM (BBWjt)

164 When do the muzzies not stage photos? My favorites were the Rachel Corrie ones where the people had no lower legs - they just floated over the ground. The LAT got caught big time doing the same. They took a photo of a US serviceman and doctored it so it looked like he was pointing it at crying children. They blew this up and posted it on the front page.

Posted by: Waldo Truth at March 16, 2013 01:15 PM (fDUde)

165 151 "Kittehs, doggehs, and boobehs?"

Don't forget stompy boots and sweet deadly meteors.

Posted by: The Q at March 16, 2013 01:15 PM (yVmMc)

166

141
This just in from CPAC on CSPAN.

 

 

Ann Coulter just trashed Chris Christie. Called his speech at the convention, "poor", and said that since he is pro-Amnesty (immigration reform) he is now "off her list".

 

-----------

 

Bless her heart.

Still searching through her purses to find that credibility she lost.

 

 

Posted by: wheatie at March 16, 2013 01:15 PM (rwujx)

167 :::::Oh good grief! Real tech savvy crowd at CPAC, huh? The CPAC website itself was a dead giveaway.

Posted by: EC at March 16, 2013 01:15 PM (doBIb)

168

Heather  @ 156

Ann Coulter said that just now.  Pretty funny.

 

 

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes again! at March 16, 2013 01:15 PM (Md8Uo)

169 C-could I please take my prizes and g-go home now? I-I'm not feeling too well.

Posted by: Porky Pig at March 16, 2013 01:15 PM (e8kgV)

170 Oldsailor we are absolutely politically correct . Hee IS aSCOAMF

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at March 16, 2013 01:15 PM (SXdAX)

171
...and pointless arguments

Posted by: Soothsayer at March 16, 2013 01:15 PM (KeUXz)

172 And also: Elfin Magic.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at March 16, 2013 01:15 PM (jlcQk)

173

>>cake batter vs cupcake batter

 

Baby  batter.

Posted by: Peter North at March 16, 2013 01:16 PM (2XGx1)

174 Shouldn't the award read "2013 CPAC Blog of the Year"?

Or is it from Right Wing News?

Posted by: You're more than famous; you're infamous at March 16, 2013 01:16 PM (I88Jc)

175 Hmmm, I recognize those fingerprints.

Posted by: Scully at March 16, 2013 01:16 PM (XYSwB)

176

I just found the Ace clip on YouTube!

 

Still looking for the award acceptance speech....

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at March 16, 2013 01:16 PM (AC0lD)

177 Give the lucky winner a hand, folks.

Posted by: Daffy Duck at March 16, 2013 01:16 PM (e8kgV)

178 He sounds different though.

Posted by: Truman North and his shiny new website at March 16, 2013 05:14 PM (I2LwF)

 

 

Since everyone jokes about his age, I always assumed he was older than that (well..given the blurs.)

But yeah..uh...maybe..uh..writing is really his strong suite .

 

(I kid, I kid, it's hard to talk consistently when put on the spot like that.)

Posted by: tsrblke at March 16, 2013 01:17 PM (GaqMa)

179 Well about to take my Shelby out for a spin. 

There is a $216 million jackpot asking me to buy more tickets.  Plus a free meal at a casino buffet.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 16, 2013 01:17 PM (4FmhF)

180 Ace took part in a GOTV effort for Jon Runyan in his inaugural race for Congress in NJ in 2010. Several commenters helped out and met him (one was This Heavenly Hell, who has not commented here for aomg time, unless she's changed her nickname).

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at March 16, 2013 01:17 PM (Jcd0S)

181 Shouldn't the award read "2013 CPAC Blog of the Year"?

Yeah, I think that would have been better.

Posted by: Peaches at March 16, 2013 01:17 PM (AJM+z)

182 When "blogging" was still a trendy new thing that not a lot of people did, I had a blog that was just like this one, only not as smart or funny. It was just as conservative and just as blue. Nobody noticed. Also, I found this place. Also, google blogger ate the whole damn thing one day. Also, I found this place. Anyway, not much need to continue The Truman Show after that. I think I wrote the last post thete in 2006 and wrapped up its sequel, Conservative Digest, in late 2008.

Posted by: Truman North and his shiny new website at March 16, 2013 01:18 PM (I2LwF)

183 Maybe Ace will do a review of his own acceptance speech. "Two thumbs up..." "Better than 'Cats'..."

Posted by: Dr. Varno at March 16, 2013 01:18 PM (A14QF)

184 cake batter vs cupcake batter

Cream-the-butter-and-sugar cake batter or mix-the-oil-and-eggs-with-the-sugar cake batter?

Posted by: HeatherRadish™, Crankypants Extraordinaire at March 16, 2013 01:18 PM (hO8IJ)

185
btw, Fish hasn't been around in a while

I hope he's okay. I know his mom was ill, so...

Posted by: Soothsayer at March 16, 2013 01:18 PM (KeUXz)

186 Ace also made calls for Sean Bielat in 2010.

Posted by: Truman North and his shiny new website at March 16, 2013 01:18 PM (I2LwF)

187 Yea for us motherfuckers. Pudding time.

Posted by: Ken Royall at March 16, 2013 01:18 PM (x0g8a)

188 Sarah Palin whipping out that Big Gulp during her speech at CPAC: Priceless.

Posted by: ms. plinkett at March 16, 2013 01:19 PM (XYSwB)

189 Dammit, now I want cake.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™, Crankypants Extraordinaire at March 16, 2013 01:19 PM (hO8IJ)

190 Re: video of Ace.....he sounds as I expected.....didn't look as I expected. I thought he might have a goatee rather than the full on beard. In any case....so happy about the award!!! woot woot

Posted by: kawfytawk at March 16, 2013 01:19 PM (qdzWt)

191 When "blogging" was still a trendy new thing that not a lot of people did, I had a blog that was just like this one, only not as smart or funny. It was just as conservative and just as blue.

Nobody noticed.

Also, I found this place.

Also, google blogger ate the whole damn thing one day.

Also, I found this place.

Anyway, not much need to continue The Truman Show after that. I think I wrote the last post thete in 2006 and wrapped up its sequel, Conservative Digest, in late 2008.

Posted by: Truman North and his shiny new website at March 16, 2013 05:18 PM (I2LwF)

 

 

One will never know what causes a blog to go viral.

I'm sure "Accidental" lesbian porn helps though.

Seriously I don't know what keeps me here. (I missed the porn post.)

Posted by: tsrblke at March 16, 2013 01:20 PM (GaqMa)

192

>>Maybe Ace will do a review of his own acceptance speech.

 

"Dennehey gives  a tour de force performance  as 'Gabe'."

Posted by: garrett at March 16, 2013 01:20 PM (2XGx1)

193 Maybe Ace will do a review of his own acceptance speech. "Two thumbs up..." "Better than 'Cats'..." Posted by: Dr. Varno at March 16, 2013 05:18 PM (A14QF) "Wait for the DVD."

Posted by: ms. plinkett at March 16, 2013 01:20 PM (XYSwB)

194
are you asking From Scratch vs Instant?

a war within a war?

are we equipped to handle something like that at the ol' Q?

Posted by: Soothsayer at March 16, 2013 01:20 PM (KeUXz)

195 173 >>cake batter vs cupcake batter Battered women . Though I prefer to eat mine plain .

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at March 16, 2013 01:21 PM (SXdAX)

196 I want to see how Gabe choked out the first sentence.

Posted by: ms. plinkett at March 16, 2013 01:21 PM (XYSwB)

197 Cruz about to be up.

Posted by: RWC at March 16, 2013 01:21 PM (sqp6o)

198
and should we add pudding batter?

a.k.a. pudding, I guess

Posted by: Soothsayer at March 16, 2013 01:21 PM (KeUXz)

199 Cake batter.  Hands down.

Posted by: garrett at March 16, 2013 01:21 PM (2XGx1)

200 189 Dammit, now I want cake. Posted by: HeatherRadish™, Crankypants Extraordinaire at March 16, 2013 05:19 PM (hO8IJ) While my wife took the eldest to dance this morning, the youngest was pretending to serve me food. Kept talking about brownies. "Alright sweetie, that's it! Go get your apron." "Why Daddy?" "Cause we're making brownies for real."

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 16, 2013 01:21 PM (GEICT)

201 beer batter

Posted by: Dr. Varno at March 16, 2013 01:21 PM (A14QF)

202 173 >>cake batter vs cupcake batter Baby batter. Posted by: Peter North at March 16, 2013 05:16 PM (2XGx1) Hey bro! I didn't know you posted here! You should call me some time. We can double date the same girl.

Posted by: Truman North and his shiny new website at March 16, 2013 01:22 PM (I2LwF)

203 Swing, batter.

Posted by: Waterhouse at March 16, 2013 01:22 PM (GXn7N)

204 are you asking From Scratch vs Instant?

a war within a war?

are we equipped to handle something like that at the ol' Q?

Posted by: Soothsayer at March 16, 2013 05:20 PM (KeUXz)

 

We settle it with Alton Brown:

Cake is a delivery method for icing, and so cake mixes allow you to devote more time to making good icing, also they have access to things you don't have to make the cake fluffier and more forgiving to variations in cooking.

Posted by: tsrblke at March 16, 2013 01:22 PM (GaqMa)

205 The quote Portal, "The cake is a lie."

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 16, 2013 01:22 PM (4FmhF)

206 Been looking at the smudge at the top of the plaque.  It's actually  has  a semblance to Mr. Bill.

Posted by: Soona - Award winning AoS lackey at March 16, 2013 01:22 PM (azMT1)

207
... vs brownie batter

Posted by: Soothsayer at March 16, 2013 01:22 PM (KeUXz)

208 189 Dammit, now I want cake. Posted by: HeatherRadish™, Crankypants Extraordinaire at March 16, 2013 05:19 PM (hO8IJ) I made Salted Caramel Cupcakes yesterday To.Die.For

Posted by: kawfytawk at March 16, 2013 01:22 PM (qdzWt)

209 One more for the AoSHQ trophy case.

Okay, one then.

Posted by: Cicero, Semiautomatic Assault Commenter at March 16, 2013 01:23 PM (hSLJC)

210 BCochran, saw the pictures.  She is so cute. 

So did you make brownies or some Weird Science type Brownies?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 16, 2013 01:23 PM (4FmhF)

211 pancake batter

Posted by: garrett at March 16, 2013 01:23 PM (2XGx1)

212 batter up!

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at March 16, 2013 01:24 PM (2XGx1)

213 I remember for a while there that ace wanted us to say "person of cock suckage". Kind of clunky and it didn't catch on. Also, do you all know that a penis applied to any surface doesn't leave a print per se? *How many morons right now are slapping their junk on a mirror to check my hypothesis?*

Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 16, 2013 01:24 PM (jucos)

214 >>> I just noticed all the fingerprint smudges on it. Clean it up! Consuela, we need more Lemon Pledge.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at March 16, 2013 01:24 PM (TOSyM)

215 Bless her heart. Still searching through herpurses to find that credibility shelost. Posted by: wheatie at March 16, 2013 05:15 PM (rwujx) She should be commended for this. I dont think she's lost any credibility.

Posted by: polynikes at March 16, 2013 01:25 PM (DgUzc)

216 Hmmm... Another great day to not be standing in line at an empty ATM in Cyprus. Posted by: akula51 at March 16, 2013 04:33 PM (Vgn84) And that'd still be safer than standing between Chuck Schumer and a working TV camera.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 16, 2013 01:25 PM (MBqvE)

217 One will never know what causes a blog to go viral.I'm sure "Accidental" lesbian porn helps though.Seriously I don't know what keeps me here. (I missed the porn post.)

Posted by: tsrblke at March 16, 2013 05:20 PM (GaqMa)

 

 

---------------------------------------------

 

 

Ace never has delivered on the Thai trannies.

Posted by: Soona - Award winning AoS lackey at March 16, 2013 01:25 PM (azMT1)

218 Also, do you all know that a penis applied to any surface doesn't leave a print per se? 

Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 16, 2013 05:24 PM (jucos)

 

Now I`m looking at that Plaque photo differently. Thanks for nothing...

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at March 16, 2013 01:25 PM (AC0lD)

219 We are out of the Limon Pledge?

Posted by: Sonia Sotomayor at March 16, 2013 01:25 PM (2XGx1)

220 in the comments over at iowntheworld.com is a report of a Conservative Blogger award to Katie Pavlich an award from . . . CPAC? apparently

Posted by: m at March 16, 2013 01:25 PM (6GCSh)

221 So did you make brownies or some Weird Science type Brownies? Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 16, 2013 05:23 PM (4FmhF) Just regular old out of the box brownies.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 16, 2013 01:26 PM (GEICT)

222
you maroon, nobody eats pancake batter

unless it has chocolate chips in it

Posted by: Soothsayer at March 16, 2013 01:26 PM (KeUXz)

223 Heck yeah BCock made cute kids. They are adorable.

Posted by: Truman North and his shiny new website at March 16, 2013 01:26 PM (I2LwF)

224 Truck Monkey that is a somewhat broad brush you just used.  Slapping junk on a mirror?  Really?  Yuck.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 16, 2013 01:26 PM (4FmhF)

225 173 >>cake batter vs cupcake batter Battered women . Though I prefer to eat mine plain . Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at March 16, 2013 05:21 PM (SXdAX) -------------------------------------------------------- Which brings us back to hair pie. (from yesterday)

Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 16, 2013 01:26 PM (jucos)

226 *How many morons right now are slapping their junk on a mirror to check my hypothesis?*


Not slapping.  Swinging.

Posted by: Cicero, Semiautomatic Assault Commenter at March 16, 2013 01:26 PM (hSLJC)

227 219 We are out of the Limon Pledge? Posted by: Sonia Sotomayor at March 16, 2013 05:25 PM (2XGx1) LOL. My wife is going out as Consuela for Halloween.

Posted by: Truman North and his shiny new website at March 16, 2013 01:27 PM (I2LwF)

228 are you asking From Scratch vs Instant?

I don't get why people think cake mixes are "convenient."  The time-consuming pain in the ass is clean-up, and the clean-up's the same either method.

(Those brownie mixes that come with their own microwave pan are convenient, but they taste like solvent.)

Posted by: HeatherRadish™, Crankypants Extraordinaire at March 16, 2013 01:27 PM (hO8IJ)

229
Ace Of Spades HQ, come for the content........leave disappointed.

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 16, 2013 01:27 PM (AWl8t)

230

Ace's  real  acceptance  speech:

 

 

I  am  very  honored.   I  bathed  in  the  blood  of  the  children  of   Babylon  to  get  this  award.   Serious  you  guys. 

 

 

I  want  to  thank  my  commenters,  especially  Dr.  Amy  Bishop,  Charles  Gibson,  Lena  Dunham,  the  Guy  who  always  says  "En  Fuego".  Andrew  Sullivan,  Sandra  Fluke,  Will  Folkes,  Hugh  Hewitt  and  Hadji  the Muslim  Comic.   Also  a  special  thanks  to  the  London  Boys.

 

 

In  closing  I  would  like  to  say  these  three  things:    First,  Longbows  are  superior  to  crossbows.  Second,   Marco  Rubio's  garbage,  if  you're  watching  this:  call  me.   And  lastly,  where's  Joe?   

Posted by: Minuteman at March 16, 2013 01:27 PM (TMyKv)

231 unless it has chocolate chips in it

Posted by: Soothsayer at March 16, 2013 05:26 PM (KeUXz)

 

There are no pancakes.  It's a ploy to get her to come upstairs. 

Posted by: garrett at March 16, 2013 01:28 PM (2XGx1)

232

Hmmm... Another great day to not be standing in line at an empty ATM in Cyprus.
Posted by: akula51 at March 16, 2013 04:33 PM (Vgn84)

 

 

 

 

 

Speaking of that. I'm noticing an embargo of that story on the major news networks.

10% savings haircut and NBCnews.com, nothing, CNN, buried the lead (headline below the fold, no mention of the "Tax" until paragraph 3. Foxnews.com nada.)

Posted by: tsrblke at March 16, 2013 01:28 PM (GaqMa)

233 Since people are still asking for it ...

http://bit.ly/XLHEFk

Posted by: sluggo at March 16, 2013 01:28 PM (vVv3V)

234 The best meal to have after a workout is fresh pumpkin wedges and a tall glass of buttermilk.

Posted by: Truman North and his shiny new website at March 16, 2013 01:28 PM (I2LwF)

235 >>*How many morons right now are slapping their junk on a mirror to check my hypothesis?* Well, it's better than slapping someone else's junk on there. Whatta ya gonna do?

Posted by: Dr. Varno at March 16, 2013 01:29 PM (YXkdZ)

236 Just regular old out of the box brownies. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 16, 2013 05:26 PM (GEICT)


Hi.   How you doin'?


Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at March 16, 2013 01:30 PM (Gk3SS)

237 So who won Second best Conservative Blog?  I hear the prize was a nice tea cozy.

Posted by: Cicero, Semiautomatic Assault Commenter at March 16, 2013 01:30 PM (hSLJC)

238 you maroon, nobody eats pancake batter

If you leave it unattended, my cat will stick his whole head in the bowl.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™, Crankypants Extraordinaire at March 16, 2013 01:30 PM (hO8IJ)

239 Since I have now apparently become about soe things Catholic--Here is why the new pontiff's overemphasis on the poor is not to be desired: There is a world of difference between saying the poor are people, worthy of dignity as humans, and that merely being poor is not an indicator of lack of ability to be granted grace (whic in my view was probably a viewpoint held in Roman times--that the poor were in their proper place in life); and between saying the poor are a special sainted class on Earth who have special wisdom that must be heeded. It is the second I am afraid Latin America is going to lead us too. Which will be a disaster, because it simply is not true. As we in the United States are finding out with African-Americans, where we have made the least-squared away demographic the one that cannot be questioned, with the concomitant dumbing-down of everything. There is more to this argument, but that is enough for now.

Posted by: C. at March 16, 2013 01:30 PM (CoN1g)

240 you should youtube that, Heather

Posted by: Soothsayer at March 16, 2013 01:31 PM (KeUXz)

241 AlextheChick's life would be perfect with brownies, cookies, stompy boots, and well fed Raptors while she listens to the screams of the doomed.

http://en.bijin-snap.com/2012/12/22/no-827/page/4/

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 16, 2013 01:31 PM (4FmhF)

242

Posted by: HeatherRadish™, Crankypants Extraordinaire at March 16, 2013 05:27 PM (hO8IJ)

 

I buy dishwasher safe bowls.

Cleanup is easy.

Posted by: tsrblke at March 16, 2013 01:32 PM (GaqMa)

243 233 Since people are still asking for it ... http://bit.ly/XLHEFk Posted by: sluggo at March 16, 2013 05:28 PM (vVv3V) OMG....AWESOME!!!!!!!!

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 16, 2013 01:32 PM (GEICT)

244 Hi. How you doin'? Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at March 16, 2013 05:30 PM (Gk3SS) I've got about 2/3 of a pan of brownies left. How you doin?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 16, 2013 01:33 PM (GEICT)

245

http://bit.ly/XLHEFk

 

Wow.  Standing room only.

Posted by: garrett at March 16, 2013 01:33 PM (2XGx1)

246 The best meal to have after a workout is fresh pumpkin wedges and a tall glass of buttermilk.

Yet another reason not to work out.  Adds it to list.

Posted by: Peaches at March 16, 2013 01:34 PM (AJM+z)

247 Who was that bald chick giving the acceptance speech for ace?

Posted by: Truman North and his shiny new website at March 16, 2013 01:35 PM (I2LwF)

248 I've got about 2/3 of a pan of brownies left. How you doin? Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 16, 2013 05:33 PM (GEICT)


I've got whipped cream and a fork.   Hand over the brownies and no one (i.e. you) will get hurt. 


AlextheChick's life would be perfect with brownies, cookies, stompy boots, and well fed Raptors while she listens to the screams of the doomed.

http://en.bijin-snap.com/2012/12/22/no-827/page/4/
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 16, 2013 05:31 PM (4FmhF)



It would.   It truly would. 

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at March 16, 2013 01:36 PM (Gk3SS)

249 247 "Who was that bald chick giving the acceptance speech for ace?"

Sinead O'Connor.

Posted by: The Q at March 16, 2013 01:36 PM (yVmMc)

250 Mrs. North and I agreed we each get one freebie on adultery, but we had to name the people beforehand. She said Randy Orton. I said Tom Brady.

Posted by: Truman North and his shiny new website at March 16, 2013 01:37 PM (I2LwF)

251 CPAC straw poll: Paul 25% Rubio 22% Next place...Santorum!!! Ryan in fifth place with 6% Cruz (crush) seventh or eighth with 4%

Posted by: Justamom of the LiB camp at March 16, 2013 01:38 PM (Sptt8)

252 I'm still unsure about the concept of the naming a person beforehand.

Posted by: Truman North and his shiny new website at March 16, 2013 01:38 PM (I2LwF)

253 I've got whipped cream and a fork. Hand over the brownies and no one (i.e. you) will get hurt. Damn, I was willing to share with my Queen. The threats were unnecessary and hurtful.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 16, 2013 01:38 PM (GEICT)

254

Rand Paul wins the plurality of the CPAC straw pole.  Marco Rubio is a very close second.

 

Rick Santorum was a distant third.

 

Ted Cruz talking now.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes again! at March 16, 2013 01:38 PM (Md8Uo)

255 Cruz gonna speak now

Posted by: Justamom of the LiB camp at March 16, 2013 01:38 PM (Sptt8)

256 233 Since people are still asking for it ...

http://bit.ly/XLHEFk

Posted by: sluggo at March 16, 2013 05:28 PM (vVv3V)


Thank you!  That was great!

Posted by: Tami[/i] at March 16, 2013 01:39 PM (X6akg)

257 http://bit.ly/XLHEFk

Posted by: sluggo at March 16, 2013 05:28 PM (vVv3V)



OMG....AWESOME!!!!!!!!

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 16, 2013 05:32 PM (GEICT)


what Cochran said . . . that made my day!

Posted by: Peaches at March 16, 2013 01:39 PM (AJM+z)

258 Straw polls are not votes. They are a show of organization and mobilization. Don't take too much from it.

Posted by: Truman North and his shiny new website at March 16, 2013 01:39 PM (I2LwF)

259

250Mrs. North and I agreed we each get one freebie on adultery, but we had to name the people beforehand.

 

Posted by: Truman North and his shiny new website at March 16, 2013 05:37 PM (I2LwF)

 

 

You call her best friend, or her sister.

 

You really need to watch more Jerry Springer and Maury to see where America is heading...

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at March 16, 2013 01:39 PM (AC0lD)

260

Cruz mocking sequestration.

 

Now mocking McCain.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes again! at March 16, 2013 01:40 PM (Md8Uo)

261 Damn, I was willing to share with my Queen. The threats were unnecessary and hurtful. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 16, 2013 05:38 PM (GEICT)


Fine, fine, fine.


*hands over one Get Out of Being Raptor'd Free card*

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at March 16, 2013 01:40 PM (Gk3SS)

262 Straw polls are not votes. They are a show of organization and mobilization.

Don't take too much from it.

Posted by: Truman North and his shiny new website at March 16, 2013 05:39 PM (I2LwF)

 

A straw poll this early is even less, it's just a show of name recognition and current attention level.

Posted by: tsrblke at March 16, 2013 01:41 PM (GaqMa)

263 The Great Brownie Stickup!

BCochran, you know how to thwart her.  Unplug her nuclear power cord.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 16, 2013 01:41 PM (4FmhF)

264 Son works at part time at a fast food place. They just informed all full time employees that they will be swapping with another store part of the time.. so neither store will have to comply with Obamacare. 1/2 week at one store.. the other half at a different store. Its a franchise so its not the same employer.

Posted by: Jumbo O'Shrimp Fitzpatrick award winning commenter at March 16, 2013 01:41 PM (DGIjM)

265 You really need to watch more Jerry Springer and Maury to see where America is heading... Posted by: Stateless Infidel at March 16, 2013 05:39 PM (AC0lD) ------------------------------------------------ Heading? Hell, we are already there.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 16, 2013 01:42 PM (jucos)

266 *hands over one Get Out of Being Raptor'd Free card* Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at March 16, 2013 05:40 PM (Gk3SS) Thank you! *wonders if it's best to measure in minutes or seconds how long it'll be before he needs it*

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 16, 2013 01:42 PM (GEICT)

267

Truman @ 258


Yes, that is true.  Not so sure what to make of it, but there it is.

 

Ted Cruz is a proud wacko-bird.  And that's because he believes in the Constitution, liberty and your rights.  Unlike McCain, who just wants to play the DC power game.

Keep going, Ted

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes again! at March 16, 2013 01:42 PM (Md8Uo)

268 so you really have to wonder about these theteaparty people. are you sure this is not some kind of back handed insult to the hq? giving something that nice new and shiny to hang up in this dump is only going to highlight the shabby nature of the place. sort of like hanging a vangoh in public housing.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 16, 2013 01:43 PM (Z9EHQ)

269 BCochran, you know how to thwart her. Unplug her nuclear power cord. Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 16, 2013 05:41 PM (4FmhF) Are you kidding me??? Prevent her access to her...friend...? *crazy, not stupid*

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 16, 2013 01:43 PM (GEICT)

270 And from Former Governor Cuomo of NY: "Gov. Cuomo yesterday called it “exciting” that the new pope is from the Americas, but his father, former Gov. Mario Cuomo, and sister, Madeleine, aren’t as high on Francis I, the ex-Buenos Aires cardinal. “We’re looking to move forward [on] gay marriage and women priests,” Madeleine told Crain’s. “[He’ll] turn back the clock.” Mario agreed, adding, “Many parts of the church need mending.” Whatever your feelings about gay marriage-and no, I not trying to make this a "gay topic" thread-why would Cuomo expect that this Pope at 75 years plus would move on gay marriage and women priests? Gay marriage in particular. The church has a whole theology about marriage. If they were to suddenly change it would make liberals in the church happy but alienate millions of other people." Why is it with liberals that these are the first two things they ask about? What about encouraging Christian discipleship and deepening ones faith and evangelism? How about involvement in small groups and regular communion, Bible study and helping the poor. Does the church have no value unless it goes for gay marriage and women priests?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 16, 2013 01:44 PM (g7q64)

271 That sinkhole that swallowed up that poor guy in FL is 100 ft. deep. http://goo.gl/2n0Y2

Posted by: Ghostly Aspiration at March 16, 2013 01:44 PM (fDUde)

272

257http://bit.ly/XLHEFk



Posted by: sluggo at March 16, 2013 05:28 PM (vVv3V)

 

Great video! Thanks.

 

Worthy of an addition to the post.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at March 16, 2013 01:45 PM (AC0lD)

273 all full time employees that they will be swapping with another store part of the time.. so neither store will have to comply with Obamacare.

That's kind of clever.   How long before the franchise owners get arrested?

Posted by: HeatherRadish™, Crankypants Extraordinaire at March 16, 2013 01:45 PM (hO8IJ)

274 FenelonSpoke, they do not care at all about faith or the Church.  All they see is a competitor to their rapacious desires to enthrall every soul on the face of the Earth.  So it must be destroyed by any means.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 16, 2013 01:45 PM (4FmhF)

275 They just informed all full time employees that they will be swapping with another store part of the time.. so neither store will have to comply with Obamacare. 1/2 week at one store.. the other half at a different store.

Welcome to the Obama Economy, where government works tirelessly day and night to complicate your business and run up your expenses.  We'll see a lot of costly contortions like this as Ocare rolls out.

Thanks again, 52 percenters.  I hope you all lose your fucking jobs.

Posted by: Cicero, Semiautomatic Assault Commenter at March 16, 2013 01:46 PM (hSLJC)

276 Jumbo- That's a bummer. The SCOAMTT making it profitable for businesses to stop insuring, full steam ahead to single payer. No crisis? That's easy, make it happen! I promise it won't be wasted.

Posted by: Justamom of the LiB camp at March 16, 2013 01:46 PM (Sptt8)

277 The bug scene in "King Kong" is on now.  Still skeeves me out.

Posted by: Soona - Award winning AoS lackey at March 16, 2013 01:46 PM (azMT1)

278 Thanks again, 52 percenters. I hope you all lose your fucking jobs.
Posted by: Cicero, Semiautomatic Assault Commenter at March 16, 2013 05:46 PM (hSLJC)




Objection.  Assumes facts not in evidence.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at March 16, 2013 01:46 PM (Gk3SS)

279 Adios amigos.  Bueno noches.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 16, 2013 01:47 PM (4FmhF)

280 That's kind of clever. How long before the franchise owners get arrested? Posted by: HeatherRadish™, Crankypants Extraordinaire at March 16, 2013 05:45 PM (hO8IJ) right after they are deemed racists. It is kinda clever of them. Another girl went to bartending school and has to work part time there and part time as a bartender cause of obamacare.. there are no more full time employees at the bartender job.

Posted by: Jumbo O'Shrimp Fitzpatrick award winning commenter at March 16, 2013 01:47 PM (DGIjM)

281 Straw polls are not votes. They are a show of organization and mobilization.

Don't take too much from it.

Thanks, Tru.  We know nobody can gin up a fakey show of support like the Paultards.  Ted Cruz is my guy for the foreseeable future. 

Posted by: Peaches at March 16, 2013 01:47 PM (AJM+z)

282 "Had their manhoods cheapened" -Cruz

Posted by: RWC at March 16, 2013 01:48 PM (sqp6o)

283 Yay, Gabe!

Posted by: m at March 16, 2013 01:48 PM (6GCSh)

284 Thanks again, 52 percenters. I hope you all lose your fucking jobs benefits.

Posted by: Cicero, Semiautomatic Assault Commenter at March 16, 2013 05:46 PM (hSLJC)


FIFY

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 16, 2013 01:49 PM (3Mkrp)

285 McLame and Lindsey hardest hit.

Posted by: RWC at March 16, 2013 01:49 PM (sqp6o)

286 Fun video. Thanks for posting!

Posted by: Y-not at March 16, 2013 01:49 PM (5H6zj)

287 Re the video....after Gabe spoke, anyone know who was the guy that came to the podium at the very end?

Posted by: Tami[/i] at March 16, 2013 01:50 PM (X6akg)

288 So I just realized that my wife and little girls have been in another room for 10 minutes...and Go Diego Go is still on the tv.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 16, 2013 01:51 PM (GEICT)

289 "Defend the Constitution, champion growth and opportunity." This is crazy wacko bird talk!

Posted by: RWC at March 16, 2013 01:52 PM (sqp6o)

290 I guess he didn't get any ace of spades champagne for the hoard, or was I not invited?  

I knew I should have gotten the platinum membership.

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at March 16, 2013 01:52 PM (wR+pz)

291 As long as Cruz is going to waste his time writing legislation to defund SCOAMTTcare, why not impeachment?

Posted by: Justamom of the LiB camp at March 16, 2013 01:52 PM (Sptt8)

292

281...It is kinda clever of them.

 

I think we're going to see a lot of this 'split-paycheck' sort of thing.

 

There are already 'Payroll Companies' that you can contract with, to insulate your business from some of the liability of being an employer.

 

It would be simple, to use a company like that to split up your payroll, as well.

Or use multiple companies, for the same employees.

 

 

Posted by: wheatie at March 16, 2013 01:53 PM (rwujx)

293 Calling out DiFi.

Posted by: RWC at March 16, 2013 01:53 PM (sqp6o)

294 So now that we are the #1 blog in the universe, can we plan on getting a higher quality of troll?

Posted by: 18-1 at March 16, 2013 01:54 PM (zPVBH)

295 Everyone should get a copy!

Posted by: dfbaskwill at March 16, 2013 01:54 PM (ndlFj)

296 Oh, and Gabe needs to put on some Lbs.  Too skinny.

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at March 16, 2013 01:54 PM (wR+pz)

297 FenelonSpoke -- I think most of these types are very wordly and look at the Church as just another political institution that is supposed to conform with what's popular. I watched Piers Morgan the night of Francis' election and he kept asking guest after guest if the new pope was going to allow condom use for gays and prostitutes for health reasons. Every single guest kept telling him no but he kept saying it. He sounded like a deaf retarded idiot.

Posted by: L, elle at March 16, 2013 01:55 PM (0PiQ4)

298 These businesses that make higher profits can afford to undercut their competition and corner their niche if they choose. I choose local shops when I can.

Posted by: Justamom of the LiB camp at March 16, 2013 01:55 PM (Sptt8)

299 It would be simple, to use a company like that to split up your payroll, as well. Or use multiple companies, for the same employees. Posted by: wheatie at March 16, 2013 05:53 PM (rwujx) and the only people it really hurts is the poor. Lefties are so freakin stupid.

Posted by: Jumbo O'Shrimp Fitzpatrick award winning commenter at March 16, 2013 01:55 PM (DGIjM)

300 So Ace hasn't posted on twitter since 1130am yesterday and nothing here since the Open Thread at 630pm last night. The Ewok ok? Anybody know anything?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 16, 2013 01:56 PM (GEICT)

301

Cruz: Repeal the NDAA.

 

Amen, brother. He's my senator. I voted for him.

Posted by: Ook? at March 16, 2013 01:57 PM (OQpzc)

302 Well done Ace.

Posted by: JustJP at March 16, 2013 01:57 PM (re8RI)

303 , I not trying to make this a "gay topic" thread-why would Cuomo expect that this Pope at 75 years plus would move on gay marriage and women priests? G
***
Because liberals decided about 15 years ago that gay marriage is the most importantest thing ever.

Before that they argued that no sane person wanted to amend marriage to include homosexuals, but the leadership made a decision and damn it, it is high time everyone obeys.

We can't have people thinking for themselves - therein lies insanity and teapartyism!!!

Posted by: 18-1 at March 16, 2013 01:57 PM (zPVBH)

304 The Ewok ok? Anybody know anything?


Is laying unconscious in a pool of vomit surrounded by empty Valu-Rite bottles and skinned hobos considered "ok"?

Posted by: Cicero, Semiautomatic Assault Commenter at March 16, 2013 01:58 PM (hSLJC)

305
The Ewok ok? Anybody know anything?
***
I've heard a large volume of pudding, val-u-rite vodka, and cocaine was reported to have been delivered to the most expensive suite in Vegas...oh and a can of Maro Rubio's freshest garbage.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 16, 2013 01:58 PM (zPVBH)

306 213 I tried that and got Moo Moo's lipstick all over my mirror

Posted by: DAvinci at March 16, 2013 01:58 PM (XDC0v)

307

Good afternoon, everyone!


I stopped moping about last night and went dancing.  Between two hours on the dance floor and an hour in the gym yesterday my legs today are not happy with me. 


No brownies, unfortunately, but I do have some homemade pancakes.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at March 16, 2013 01:58 PM (DsPRa)

308 I'm against cloning humans but would like a bunch of Ted Cruzs.

Posted by: Justamom of the LiB camp at March 16, 2013 01:59 PM (Sptt8)

309 Is laying unconscious in a pool of vomit surrounded by empty Valu-Rite bottles and skinned hobos considered "ok"? Posted by: Cicero, Semiautomatic Assault Commenter at March 16, 2013 05:58 PM (hSLJC) Around here? Yeah.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 16, 2013 01:59 PM (GEICT)

310 Congrats again to Ace and the cob-loggers.


Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 16, 2013 01:59 PM (IY7Ir)

311 If those are the first things people are asking about the chances are they are not regular church attender and are not that concerned with lifting up Jesus Christ. I know some dear gay men who attend church very faithfully and even they didn't ask about gay marriage as the first thing. If your main interest is gay marriage and women priests go to the Episcopal Church and i say this with a knowledge and respect for some women who really do feel called to be priests and have stayed in the church anyway

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 16, 2013 01:59 PM (g7q64)

312

300...and the only people it really hurts is the poor.

 

Lefties are so freakin stupid.

 

So true, Jumbo.

Problem is...it's become weapons-grade stupid.

Like WMD-stupid.

 

Posted by: wheatie at March 16, 2013 01:59 PM (rwujx)

313 "Is laying unconscious in a pool of vomit surrounded by empty Valu-Rite bottles and skinned hobos considered "ok"?"

I call it a good start.

Posted by: mrp at March 16, 2013 01:59 PM (HjPtV)

314 Charles Krauthammer just tweeted CPAC went too far in giving Ace the BoOTY award. He says CPAC comes out looking weaker.

Posted by: Grumpy Cat at March 16, 2013 02:00 PM (j3uk1)

315

Congratulations to Ace and all the Cobloggers.  I have been lurking and reading since the guys got shirts.  Somehow I knew I had stumbled across something special.  Today I will hit the tip jar.  Well done and keep up the good work.

 

Posted by: Jeffery V Kempf at March 16, 2013 02:00 PM (45xbG)

316 Thanks for posting that, Sluggo.  It was great.

Posted by: Gem at March 16, 2013 02:00 PM (zw+pb)

317 Before that they argued that no sane person wanted to amend marriage to include homosexuals

It used to be "homophobic" and insulting to suggest gay people should settle down with one person like (inferior, unevolved) straight people.

Ho-hum.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™, Crankypants Extraordinaire at March 16, 2013 02:01 PM (hO8IJ)

318 310 Is laying unconscious in a pool of vomit surrounded by empty Valu-Rite bottles and skinned hobos considered "ok"? "Okay?" That's a downgrade.

Posted by: Grumpy Cat at March 16, 2013 02:01 PM (j3uk1)

319

It used to be "homophobic" and insulting to suggest gay people should settle down with one person like (inferior, unevolved) straight people.


The dirty little secret is that leftists still believe this.  Every so often the left will start talking about how gay marriage means that straights have to "reevaluate the role of monogamy in marriage".

Posted by: Colorado Alex at March 16, 2013 02:02 PM (DsPRa)

320 I see Reuters and MSN decided to roll with the picture of Palin that makes her look stupid. (Live now on MSN.com)

Posted by: tsrblke at March 16, 2013 02:02 PM (GaqMa)

321 After this I don't know if Ace's arms are even long enough to punch down.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 16, 2013 02:02 PM (IY7Ir)

322 So Ace hasn't posted on twitter since 1130am yesterday and nothing here since the Open Thread at 630pm last night.

The Ewok ok? Anybody know anything?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 16, 2013 05:56 PM (GEICT)

 

 

-----------------------------------------

 

 

I'm waiting for the national news to report another hobo's face  being eaten off in Miami.

Posted by: Soona - Award winning AoS lackey at March 16, 2013 02:02 PM (azMT1)

323
The Left created the idea of "gay marriage" to become a wedge issue that would permeate our entire society. And it's working better than they ever dreamed it would.

It's causing a rift in our churches, families, and the Republican party. The whole thing is an elaborate farce.

Posted by: Soothsayer at March 16, 2013 02:03 PM (KeUXz)

324
Climate Change is another social wedge issue. Same friggin thing as "gay marriage."

Posted by: Soothsayer at March 16, 2013 02:04 PM (KeUXz)

325

My wife is a practicing Catholic. She'd tell the Church to go fuck itself if they rolled over for the atheists who want to destroy it.

 

I think the Church knows this. The practicing Catholics, the ones who are its base and its champions are not liberal servants of Satan like the cuomos and pelosis and kerrys and kennedys. If it wants to die, it will listen to those voices of demons.

Posted by: Ook? at March 16, 2013 02:04 PM (OQpzc)

326 Sarah Palin is now too skinny. A woman her age should have a little curve to her and not look like a 10 year old boy with breastacles.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 16, 2013 02:04 PM (jucos)

327 I'm waiting for the national news to report another hobo's face being eaten off in Miami. Yes, in fact Val-U-Rite sells bath salts.

Posted by: Grumpy Cat at March 16, 2013 02:04 PM (j3uk1)

328 hahaha rightwing news and tea party!!!!! let the rino heads start EXPLODING

Posted by: phoenixgirl,commenter on a conservative award winning blog at March 16, 2013 02:05 PM (GVxQo)

329 Climate Change is another social wedge issue. Same friggin thing as "gay marriage."

Posted by: Soothsayer at March 16, 2013 06:04 PM (KeUXz)

 

Yeah but that one isn't working as well.

Only very few lefties I know are willing to do buy into the Climate Change mess.  Most of them actually would rather be left alone on it.

Posted by: tsrblke at March 16, 2013 02:05 PM (GaqMa)

330 Either Ace shaved his hand or that's Gabriel taking the picture.

Posted by: YIKES! at March 16, 2013 02:05 PM (mETGQ)

331 >>>>CPAC went too far in giving Ace the boOTY award Ace got a Booty award too? Way to go, Ace!

Posted by: L, elle at March 16, 2013 02:06 PM (0PiQ4)

332 It used to be "homophobic" and insulting to suggest gay people should settle down with one person like (inferior, unevolved) straight people.


Gays aren't lining up to get married even where it's legal.  The gay marriage issue is a stalking horse. Destroying the concept of traditional marriage is just  one more tool used by the Left to undermine the foundations of hated Western culture.

This is the same impulse that motivates the Left to embrace islam.

Posted by: Cicero, Semiautomatic Assault Commenter at March 16, 2013 02:06 PM (hSLJC)

333 So true, Jumbo. Problem is...it's become weapons-grade stupid. Like WMD-stupid. Posted by: wheatie at March 16, 2013 05:59 PM (rwujx) My son just works there part time while going to college but.. he tells me about this couple he works with. Both had jobs.. a house.. cars.. Lost jobs, lost cars. lost house. moved in with family and both work full time there and drive a moped. who does this Obama care crap hurt? THEM. They already lost everything because of SCOAMF.. now they they get the joy of driving a freakin moped 8 miles further in Indiana crap weather half the week.

Posted by: Jumbo O'Shrimp Fitzpatrick award winning commenter at March 16, 2013 02:07 PM (DGIjM)

334 145 the lesson here is to remember the stuff that put AoS on the map, in the first place Posted by: Soothsayer at March 16, 2013 05:09 PM (KeUXz) I don't get no respect.

Posted by: Dirty Sanchez at March 16, 2013 02:07 PM (JQuNB)

335 Cruz is asking everyone there to take out their cellphones and text the word 'growth' to 3733.

Posted by: Tami[/i] at March 16, 2013 02:07 PM (X6akg)

336
These phony baloney saved the Democrat party from extinction.

I can prove it, too. Just imagine how many congressional seats the Democrats would lose if we took their social issues out of the equation.

Their social issues are designed to make the Right weaker. For example, that idiot Rob Portman. He accomplished nothing the other day besides making the party weaker, and therefore strengthening the Democrat party.

Posted by: Soothsayer at March 16, 2013 02:08 PM (KeUXz)

337 the lesson here is to remember the stuff that put AoS on the map, in the first place Shirts. The guys get shirts.

Posted by: Paul Anka at March 16, 2013 02:08 PM (j3uk1)

338 Because I know the Horde is so interested....the man behind BCochran1981..... http://t.co/W4foFlLxEH

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 16, 2013 02:09 PM (GEICT)

339 "...so neither store will have to comply with Obamacare." "That's kind of clever. How long before the franchise owners get arrested?" Its just one of the 'hidden' things inside obamacare that we now know was lurking within. I'm sure Pelosi will be shocked and puffy face. I'm 65 but still working a 32 hour a week job just recently. I've been cut to 29 hrs because that allows employers to duck obamacare penalties. It will only get worse. Small businesses are struggling to stay afloat. I expect them to do whatever it takes, wouldn't you?

Posted by: angel with a sword at March 16, 2013 02:10 PM (3RiPs)

340 Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 16, 2013 06:09 PM (GEICT)

Luckily your kids got their mother's looks.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 16, 2013 02:10 PM (3Mkrp)

341 Gays aren't lining up to get married even where it's legal. The gay marriage issue is a stalking horse. Destroying the concept of traditional marriage is just one more tool used by the Left to undermine the foundations of hated Western culture. +100

Posted by: Grumpy Cat at March 16, 2013 02:10 PM (j3uk1)

342 Luckily your kids got their mother's looks. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 16, 2013 06:10 PM (3Mkrp) false hurtful yet true

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 16, 2013 02:11 PM (GEICT)

343 Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 16, 2013 06:09 PM (GEICT)


Sorry dude, but the minimum age for commenting on this blog is 70.  You're gonna have to leave.

Posted by: Cicero, Semiautomatic Assault Commenter at March 16, 2013 02:11 PM (hSLJC)

344
Climate Change is working.

It's on the litmus test along with gays, abortion, evolution, and free birth control.

Candidates are pinned down until they admit what side of these issues they're on. Then the left/media proceeds to label them as anti-science/anti-environment, etc.. You know how it works.


Posted by: Soothsayer at March 16, 2013 02:12 PM (KeUXz)

345 My son just works there part time while going to college but.. he tells me about this couple he works with. Both had jobs.. a house.. cars..
Lost jobs, lost cars. lost house. moved in with family and both work full time there and drive a moped.
who does this Obama care crap hurt? THEM.
They already lost everything because of SCOAMF.. now they they get the joy of driving a freakin moped 8 miles further in Indiana crap weather half the week.

Posted by: Jumbo O'Shrimp Fitzpatrick award winning commenter at March 16, 2013 06:07 PM (DGIjM)

 

 

-----------------------------------------

 

 

The lazy, drug-addled, unthinking, stupid/ignorant, leftist/communist people of this nation will never care.

 

Did this couple of which you speak vote for Dear Leader?

Posted by: Soona - Award winning AoS lackey at March 16, 2013 02:12 PM (azMT1)

346 Thanks for posting that, Sluggo. It was great.

-------------

I'd love to take credit but I guess I was just the first one to sober up and chew Ace's arm off so I could do a youtube search for it.

Posted by: sluggo at March 16, 2013 02:14 PM (vVv3V)

347 Did this couple of which you speak vote for Dear Leader? Posted by: Soona - Award winning AoS lackey at March 16, 2013 06:12 PM (azMT1) no idea. must have good work ethic to get on a moped in the middle of winter in Indiana and go to work. For most.. that would be enough to say screw it... and get on welfare.

Posted by: Jumbo O'Shrimp Fitzpatrick award winning commenter at March 16, 2013 02:14 PM (DGIjM)

348 Sorry dude, but the minimum age for commenting on this blog is 70. You're gonna have to leave. Posted by: Cicero, Semiautomatic Assault Commenter at March 16, 2013 06:11 PM (hSLJC) Lol. Honestly, that's one of the reasons I didn't get involved in my local R party. I was the youngest person there by like 20 years. Minimum. That and the loyalty oath and the clusterfuck that was the two meetings I went to. But mostly the age thing. Yeah.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 16, 2013 02:14 PM (GEICT)

349 now they they get the joy of driving a freakin moped 8 miles further in Indiana crap weather half the week.

They're "privileged."  Raise their taxes so the "underprivileged" can get more free shit.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™, Crankypants Extraordinaire at March 16, 2013 02:15 PM (hO8IJ)

350 He could use that plaque as a grave stone or something.

Posted by: Ghostly Aspiration at March 16, 2013 02:16 PM (fDUde)

351

334...who does this Obama care crap hurt? THEM.

 

Barky and his co-weasels *knew* this would happen, Jumbo.

 

That's why they issued all those Obamacare Waivers so quickly...to keep it from happening before the 2012 election.

 

All of the worst stuff in Obamacare, was timed in conjunction with the elections.

It still isn't 'fully implemented.

There is some stuff that won't kick in till after 2014.

 

Posted by: wheatie at March 16, 2013 02:16 PM (rwujx)

352 How do you hang that plaque up on the blog? I don't want nail holes in my monitor.

Posted by: rickl at March 16, 2013 02:16 PM (sdi6R)

Posted by: Vic at March 16, 2013 02:17 PM (53z96)

354 He's having it silk-screened onto tasteful codpieces.  That way you can wear it while commenting.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at March 16, 2013 02:18 PM (DsPRa)

355 There is some stuff that won't kick in till after 2014. Posted by: wheatie at March 16, 2013 06:16 PM (rwujx) we are a nation full of stupid people.

Posted by: Jumbo O'Shrimp Fitzpatrick award winning commenter at March 16, 2013 02:18 PM (DGIjM)

356
And which idiot said that marriage is a conservative insitution, referring to all marriage?

Was it Rob Portman at CPAC?

Whoever it was is a cocksucker who thinks he can get away with talking to us like we're stupid. That's the slimy shit I expect to ooze out of Pelosi's mouth.

THE goddam FAMILY is a conservative institution; marriage is just a component of the family. It's all about the Family. Mother, Father, Married, children, home ownership, community, stabilty.

That's the cornerstone of conservatism. Some man with a "husband" does not make one a conservative. Fuck you, Rob Portman, or whoever said it.

Posted by: Soothsayer at March 16, 2013 02:19 PM (KeUXz)

357 He's having it silk-screened onto tasteful codpieces. That way you can wear it while commenting. I thought he might take it to a cosmetic orthodontist and have it made into a grill.

Posted by: Grumpy Cat at March 16, 2013 02:19 PM (j3uk1)

358 How do you hang that plaque up on the blog? I don't want nail holes in my monitor. Posted by: rickl probably wind up as a shingle or part of a wall.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 16, 2013 02:20 PM (Z9EHQ)

359 It's all about the Family. Mother, Father, Married, children, home ownership, community, stabilty.

Where do the old maid aunts fit in?

Posted by: HeatherRadish™, Crankypants Extraordinaire at March 16, 2013 02:20 PM (hO8IJ)

360 How do you hang that plaque up on the blog? I don't want nail holes in my monitor.
Posted by: rickl


Nah, man.

It's going to show up in your signature when you comment on other blogs "This Comment Posted By a Moron from the Award Winning Blog, Ace Of Spade HQ & Animal Husbandry Institute."

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at March 16, 2013 02:20 PM (UCv7P)

361
Rob Portman: Coward.

Phyllis Schlaffly: Courageous

Posted by: Soothsayer at March 16, 2013 02:20 PM (KeUXz)

362 He's having it silk-screened onto tasteful codpieces. That way you can wear it while commenting. Posted by: Colorado you have a preference in codpiece flavors?

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 16, 2013 02:21 PM (Z9EHQ)

363 ...sideline...

Farmville, VA? No visualization of firearms tolerated in public view. What? Keeping the "peace"?

So has that 'it takes a village' of Virginians (The Men From Shiloh*) toppled any historical monuments, say bronze statues of war heroes perhaps desecrating emblems of crossed rifle insignias from soldiers' graves?

THE Virginian
http://tinyurl.com/axh3uhq


Posted by: panzernashorn at March 16, 2013 02:21 PM (MhA4j)

364

340...I've been cut to 29 hrs because that allows employers to duck obamacare penalties. It will only get worse. Small businesses are struggling to stay afloat. I expect them to do whatever it takes, wouldn't you?

 

Well yeah, they have to.

It's either that...or go out of business and join the unemployed.

 

 

Posted by: wheatie at March 16, 2013 02:21 PM (rwujx)

365 Where do the old maid aunts fit in? Posted by: HeatherRadish™, Crankypants Extraordinaire at March 16, 2013 06:20 PM (hO8IJ) Word

Posted by: Jumbo O'Shrimp Fitzpatrick award winning commenter at March 16, 2013 02:21 PM (DGIjM)

366 Where do the old maid aunts fit in? Posted by: HeatherRadish™, Crankypants Extraordinaire at March 16, 2013 06:20 PM (hO8IJ) At the dinner table with the rest of us!

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 16, 2013 02:21 PM (GEICT)

367 probably wind up as a shingle or part of a wall. Maybe a coaster for a cocktail glass.

Posted by: Grumpy Cat at March 16, 2013 02:21 PM (j3uk1)

368 So it's always amusing (in a dark kind of way) when people who clearly haven't been attending church in YEARS-except maybe for Christmas and weddings say. "Make the church more relevant" by having gays marry. Does anyone-even these people who say this seriously think that people will come flocking back to the church because of gay marriage? THEY WON"T. If you have been out of church for years it's gets easier and easier to stay away because of have no regular particpation in the Eucharist or corporate Prayer of study of Scripture. Large RCC's (and other churches) offer all kinds of things for deepening one's Spiritual life and fellowship and various groups and the people who haven't attended still aren't attending. I hardly believe Erin Burnett )of CNN) is going to be a regular communicant if the theology changes to suit her.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 16, 2013 02:21 PM (g7q64)

369 Where do the old maid aunts fit in?


Heh.  How you doin?

Posted by: Cicero, Semiautomatic Assault Commenter at March 16, 2013 02:21 PM (hSLJC)

370

>>I'd love to take credit but I guess I was just the first one to sober up and chew Ace's arm off so I could do a youtube search for it.

 

Congrats, you are smarter than the rest of us put together.

 

The description says "Gabriel Malor accepts an award on my behalf."

 

Somebody probably sent the video to Ace, he put it on YT and was planning a big ol' wonderful post but you ruined it for him.

Posted by: Mama AJ at March 16, 2013 02:22 PM (SUKHu)

371

you have a preference in codpiece flavors?


Chocolate banana or tuna flavored.


I also demand that they be a high quality material, like velour.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at March 16, 2013 02:22 PM (DsPRa)

372
Where do the old maid aunts fit in?

If you support the Family as I described, you're a conservative.

Posted by: Soothsayer at March 16, 2013 02:22 PM (KeUXz)

373 Ace Of Spade HQ Animal Husbandry Institute. See? Gay marriage opened the floodgates.

Posted by: Grumpy Cat at March 16, 2013 02:23 PM (j3uk1)

374

>>How do you hang that plaque up on the blog? I don't want nail holes in my monitor.

 

Super glue. Duh.

Posted by: Mama AJ at March 16, 2013 02:23 PM (SUKHu)

375 Does anyone-even these people who say this seriously think that people will come flocking back to the church because of gay marriage? THEY WON"T.


These are the same people (*cough* ROVE *cough*) who think that embracing amnesty will cause Hispanics to flock to the GOP. 

In other word, assholes.

Posted by: Cicero, Semiautomatic Assault Commenter at March 16, 2013 02:24 PM (hSLJC)

376 This thread could sure use Ace right about now. 

Posted by: Soona - Award winning AoS lackey at March 16, 2013 02:24 PM (azMT1)

377 Dennis Prager had withering words for Portman on Friday.

Posted by: Grumpy Cat at March 16, 2013 02:24 PM (j3uk1)

378 What makes the church relevant is JESUS and taking up one's cross and following him. I hardly think Erin is having home church with a priest in her house and maybe it's cynical but I would be surprised if Former Mayor Cuomo and Nancy Pelosi and Joe Biden go more than twice or three times a year.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 16, 2013 02:25 PM (g7q64)

379

>>>you have a preference in codpiece flavors?

 

You can have any flavor codpiece you want as long as it's Pollock.

Posted by: Zombie Henry Ford at March 16, 2013 02:25 PM (FMeO0)

380 scaomf - destroying the country as quickly as he can

Posted by: seamrog at March 16, 2013 02:25 PM (x2K9X)

381 You can have any flavor codpiece you want as long as it's Pollock. Just let me dribble on it.

Posted by: Jackson Pollock at March 16, 2013 02:26 PM (j3uk1)

382 60% of voters love getting anally raped. Ignore it at your peril, winguts.

Posted by: Goo Goo at March 16, 2013 02:27 PM (MMC8r)

383 Use command hooks to put up the plaque.

Posted by: Snarky the Bear at March 16, 2013 02:27 PM (/b8+5)

384 You don't need a lot of content... just the right content. The content I see here at AOSHQ seems to cut directly to the point.

Posted by: chaz at March 16, 2013 02:27 PM (sSNkG)

385

377 This thread could sure use Ace right about now.

 

Posted by: Soona - Award winning AoS lackey at March 16, 2013 06:24 PM (azMT1)

 

Hey...aren't you the one who called me a "suck up" the other day?

Why yes.

I think that was you.

 

Oh...so now that Ace has won an award, look who's sucking up.

 

/jk

 

Posted by: wheatie at March 16, 2013 02:27 PM (rwujx)

386

I can haz shiny too, just that my shinies are smaller, and kind of brassy and coppery looking and have pointy ends on them.

 

All kidding aside, I bet Ace got a years worth of Val-U-Rite vodka too, which may also be gone already.

Posted by: Gmac - Waiting for the revolution at March 16, 2013 02:28 PM (IanLz)

387 Some enterprising moron or cob-logger should mosey on over to Wikipedia to update the page with the latest award.

Posted by: Conservative Crank at March 16, 2013 02:28 PM (FqcJu)

388 Farmville, VA? No visualization of firearms tolerated in public view. What? Keeping the "peace"?

So has that 'it takes a village' of Virginians (The Men From Shiloh*) toppled any historical monuments, say bronze statues of war heroes perhaps desecrating emblems of crossed rifle insignias from soldiers' graves?

THE Virginian
http://tinyurl.com/axh3uhq


Posted by: panzernashorn at March 16, 2013 06:21 PM (MhA4j)

 

 

------------------------------------------------

 

 

For me, that would be a double-dare to paint a pic of an M14 on the side of City Hall.

Posted by: Soona - Award winning AoS lackey at March 16, 2013 02:28 PM (azMT1)

389 Whose turn is it to empty the catbox?

Posted by: Cicero, Semiautomatic Assault Commenter at March 16, 2013 02:29 PM (hSLJC)

390 Meant former Governor Cuomo.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 16, 2013 02:29 PM (g7q64)

391 384 Use command hooks to put up the plaque. At the top of the stack or the bottom?

Posted by: Pixy's compiler at March 16, 2013 02:30 PM (j3uk1)

392 Here's some weirdness. My neighbor, who I thought was a lib, just had some planter boxes delivered for his front yard. Steel planter boxes. And the way he had them placed, he's just made the front of his house, below the window level, impervious to small arms fire. Once they are full of dirt, it'd take a tank round to penetrate them. I may need to go over and talk about the Constitution, the founders and stuff, to see if I need to re-evaluate him.

Posted by: Ook? at March 16, 2013 02:30 PM (OQpzc)

393 Ampersands make good plaque mounts.

Posted by: garrett at March 16, 2013 02:30 PM (FMeO0)

394 *sigh*  Another example of "hell hath no fury...........".

Posted by: Soona - Award winning AoS lackey at March 16, 2013 02:30 PM (azMT1)

395 Use command hooks to put up the plaque. No, ampersands.

Posted by: zsasz at March 16, 2013 02:31 PM (MMC8r)

396 390 Whose turn is it to empty the catbox? Don't look at me. Dogs have masters, cats have staff.

Posted by: Grumpy Cat at March 16, 2013 02:31 PM (j3uk1)

397 Finally remember to hit the fuckin' tip jar.  I only wish Paypal would have a little space for a message. 

Posted by: Peaches at March 16, 2013 02:31 PM (AJM+z)

398 Shit fuck slow fingers.

Posted by: zsasz at March 16, 2013 02:31 PM (MMC8r)

399 PEACHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You look gorgeous! How are you?!!

Posted by: Jumbo O'Shrimp Fitzpatrick award winning commenter at March 16, 2013 02:32 PM (DGIjM)

400

395 *sigh* Another example of "hell hath no fury...........".

 

Oh yeah, that reminds me...you accused me of being "furry" too.

 

 

Posted by: wheatie at March 16, 2013 02:33 PM (rwujx)

401

You don't hear these asshole politicians suggesting that the Grand Mufti, or whoever is in charge of the middle-eastern murderers, change their views on anything.

 

Wonder why ?

Posted by: seamrog at March 16, 2013 02:33 PM (x2K9X)

402 SHRIMP!!!!!  I'm good, girlfriend, how are you?  You look amazing yourself, mama!  New hairdo? 

Posted by: Peaches at March 16, 2013 02:34 PM (AJM+z)

403 1st prize is a shiny plaque 2nd prize is a set of steak knives

Posted by: Award-winning commenter Jones in CO at March 16, 2013 02:34 PM (8sCoq)

404 Paul 25%, Rubio 23%, Santorum 8% Per NBC news but they took the graphic away so the rest I don't remember but Chris Christie got 7%. Also they are making the republicans insignificant by behaving as though CPAC is a republican thing and talking about the new GOP. Wonder how the republicans are thinking about this.

Posted by: Snarky the Bear at March 16, 2013 02:34 PM (/b8+5)

405 You don't hear these asshole politicians suggesting that the Grand Mufti, or whoever is in charge of the middle-eastern murderers, change their views on anything.

Wonder why ?

Posted by: seamrog at March 16, 2013 06:33 PM (x2K9X)

 

Strangely, Hitler and the Grand Mufti loved the shit out of each other. I was even money on who was willing to be the bitch.

Posted by: Ook? at March 16, 2013 02:35 PM (OQpzc)

406 Hm. For some reason, I still picture Malor as a pudgy fellow. (Hey, I can grab a corner of the commenty-box and drag it and resize the whole damn blog.)

Posted by: zsasz at March 16, 2013 02:36 PM (MMC8r)

407 (Hey, I can grab a corner of the commenty-box and drag it and resize the whole damn blog.)

Posted by: zsasz at March 16, 2013 06:36 PM (MMC8r)


No you can't.  Suckah.   

Posted by: Peaches at March 16, 2013 02:37 PM (AJM+z)

408 I am great, Peaches! Working alot! I am very thankful business is so good. I copied the hair after your beautiful mane.

Posted by: Jumbo O'Shrimp Fitzpatrick award winning commenter at March 16, 2013 02:38 PM (DGIjM)

409 Oh yeah, that reminds me...you accused me of being "furry" too.

Posted by: wheatie at March 16, 2013 06:33 PM (rwujx)

 

 

-----------------------------------------

 

 

That was such a long time ago.   I'm sure you've cleaned up since then. //

Posted by: Soona - Award winning AoS lackey at March 16, 2013 02:38 PM (azMT1)

410 O'Shrimp, are you doing anything to celebrate the Irish High Holy Day tomorrow? 

Posted by: Peaches at March 16, 2013 02:39 PM (AJM+z)

411

Posted by: Jumbo O'Shrimp Fitzpatrick award winning commenter at March 16, 2013 05:41 PM (DGIjM)

 

Brilliant!

Posted by: Aslan's Girl, still <3s Perry at March 16, 2013 02:40 PM (KL49F)

412

Wait. Didn't the Grand Order of Guys Who Are Poonhounds, but Don't Screw Around On Their Wives come out in favor of no hair below the eyebrows?

 

Sounds pervy to me. Every real man prefers a landing strip.

Posted by: Ook? at March 16, 2013 02:40 PM (OQpzc)

413 Abbott & Costello (ampersand check)

Posted by: zsasz at March 16, 2013 02:41 PM (MMC8r)

414 The way things are headed it looks like our choices are only between going over the cliff at 90 or 100 mph. The only question is whether we will pay a 10% levy on our bank accounts when we hit mid-air.

Posted by: Grumpy Cat at March 16, 2013 02:41 PM (j3uk1)

415

410...That was such a long time ago. I'm sure you've cleaned up since then.

 

Heh.

Well I'm a wheathead, remember...so I'm barely furry in those places where we're supposed to have fur.

 

Posted by: wheatie at March 16, 2013 02:41 PM (rwujx)

416 nah Peaches.. I am working tomorrow. I have been working 7 days a week..for months. You? Any green beer for you?

Posted by: Jumbo O'Shrimp Fitzpatrick award winning commenter at March 16, 2013 02:42 PM (DGIjM)

417 Imagine the fun of all the bounced checks when the gummint confiscates 10% of your account.

Posted by: zsasz at March 16, 2013 02:42 PM (MMC8r)

418 over the cliff at 90 or 100 mph. The only question is whether we will pay a 10% levy on our bank accounts when we hit mid-air.

Posted by: Grumpy Cat at March 16, 2013 06:41 PM (j3uk1)

 

Wile E. Coyote-nomics. We are living in a cartoon.

Posted by: Ook? at March 16, 2013 02:43 PM (OQpzc)

419

want a free phone ? Vote for me

 

want money for sitting on your ass ? Vote for me

 

want three squares for your kids ? Vote for me

 

want more free shit ? Vote for me

 

want free lodging ? Vote for me

 

want to destroy the country ? Vote for me

 

new democrat platform, and shit, it's working

 

 

Posted by: seamrog at March 16, 2013 02:43 PM (x2K9X)

420 404
Third prize is a Garlic Clove

Posted by: Dept. Of Accuracy Dept. at March 16, 2013 02:43 PM (MhA4j)

421

Posted by: Snarky the Bear at March 16, 2013 06:34 PM (/b8+5

 

Fuck off you disgusting cow.  Nothing you have ever uttered from your semen covered lips has ever qualified as snark.

Posted by: buzzion at March 16, 2013 02:44 PM (GULKT)

422 Heh.
Well I'm a wheathead, remember...so I'm barely furry in those places where we're supposed to have fur.

Posted by: wheatie at March 16, 2013 06:41 PM (rwujx)

 

 

------------------------------------------

 

 

Go on.....

Posted by: Soona - Award winning AoS lackey at March 16, 2013 02:44 PM (azMT1)

423 Hey...aren't you the one who called me a "suck up" the other day? Why yes. I think that was you. Oh...so now that Ace has won an award, look who's sucking up. /jk Posted by: wheatie at March 16, 2013 06:27 PM (rwujx) Hehe. Had that one locked away in the memory vault, for future assault. Nice.

Posted by: ms. plinkett at March 16, 2013 02:45 PM (XYSwB)

424 413 Wait. Didn't the Grand Order of Guys Who Are Poonhounds, but Don't Screw Around On Their Wives *AHEM* It's The Moron Who Are Outwardly Lewd But Still Respect Their Wives come out in favor of no hair below the eyebrows? Damn straight. Sounds pervy to me. Again, damn straight. Every real man prefers a landing strip. Posted by: Ook? at March 16, 2013 06:40 PM (OQpzc) Said it before and I'll say it again: Ain't nothing sexy about a mouthful of hair.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 16, 2013 02:45 PM (GEICT)

425 Third prize is a Garlic Clove I'll pass.

Posted by: Count Dracula at March 16, 2013 02:45 PM (j3uk1)

426 I am working tomorrow.
I have been working 7 days a week..for months.

Good grief, Shrimp, I don't know how you do that.  Even the Lord rested on the 7th day.  You taking care of yourself and getting proper sleep? 

And, no, not green beer, just the regular ol' cheap swill.  The worst part will be the corned beef {ampersand} cabbage.  My mom made the BEST and anything the Mexican dudes cook up in the kitchen at the Irish pub I frequent is always a bit of a let-down.  The dadster got some today from Bristol Farms and said it pretty much sucked.  He might go to Coco's tomorrow and try again.  I was laughing as I encouraged him to do so.

Posted by: Peaches at March 16, 2013 02:45 PM (AJM+z)

427 Fuck off you disgusting cow. Nothing you have ever uttered from your semen covered lips has ever qualified as snark.

Posted by: buzzion at March 16, 2013 06:44 PM (GULKT)


{{{{{buzz}}}}}  love you so much, dude! 

Posted by: Peaches at March 16, 2013 02:47 PM (AJM+z)

428 Said it before and I'll say it again: Ain't nothing sexy about a mouthful of hair.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 16, 2013 06:45 PM (GEICT)

 

If you get a hair on your tongue, all you have to do is lick the pillow, or the sheet and it will come off. Come on, this is basic Poonhound 101.

 

You don't even have to break stride if you are a professional.

Posted by: Ook? at March 16, 2013 02:48 PM (OQpzc)

429 Peaches.. my dad is from Ireland, when I go to Chicago I buy him Irish food from the import store there... and its still not as his mom made. There are so many foreclosures.. If I dont work 7 days.. I cant keep up. HOPE N CHANGE!!!

Posted by: Jumbo O'Shrimp Fitzpatrick award winning commenter at March 16, 2013 02:49 PM (DGIjM)

430 If you get a hair on your tongue, all you have to do is lick the pillow, or the sheet and it will come off. Come on, this is basic Poonhound 101. You don't even have to break stride if you are a professional. Posted by: Ook? at March 16, 2013 06:48 PM (OQpzc) Ummm...I didn't say I don't know how to handle the situation. I said it ain't sexy. And it ain't just the Club on this one. The Queen supports that particular resolution.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 16, 2013 02:50 PM (GEICT)

431 Who won the CPAC beauty contest?

Santorum or Ron/Rand Paul?

Posted by: Herbert Hymenhopper at March 16, 2013 02:50 PM (IhNgM)

432 You know, for a DrewM. post, this seems to be short on disdain and gloom. But as the man says, content is for runners-up.

Posted by: Grumpy Cat at March 16, 2013 02:50 PM (j3uk1)

433 433 You know, for a DrewM. post, this seems to be short on disdain and gloom. But as the man says, content is for runners-up. Posted by: Grumpy Cat at March 16, 2013 06:50 PM (j3uk1) Twitter. It's worse than what he posts here.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 16, 2013 02:51 PM (GEICT)

434 I am out of here.. off to lay on the sofa and watch an old movie. God bless!

Posted by: Jumbo O'Shrimp Fitzpatrick award winning commenter at March 16, 2013 02:51 PM (DGIjM)

435 Anyone know why the Republican Elephant always has the stars upside down on Fox news? Is that a subliminal thing?

Posted by: Ook? at March 16, 2013 02:52 PM (OQpzc)

436 Wheatie, I saw what you said the other day after I left, thanks. I had to go off and do Family Computer Support, also, I want to kick a few people at MS over how they selectively decided to "fix" security in some basic OS versions by cutting out remote login features I need to fix someone's redirect-type infection. They can't download anything over the web, and MS disabled remote desktop and telnet in basic OS versions. Stab. Stab stab. Still trying to get a connection, their time is limited. So I haven't quit entirely here, still questioning if I am just spinning wheels.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s] at March 16, 2013 02:53 PM (bxiXv)

437 'Night, Shrimp!!!  xoxo

Posted by: Peaches at March 16, 2013 02:53 PM (AJM+z)

438 Yes, the oint is to destroy the institution of marriage, and same-sex marriage is just the opening shot. They've laid it out in a manifesto for anyone who's interested: http://beyondmarriage.org/

This has been out since 2006.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 16, 2013 02:53 PM (0/zfR)

439

Anyone know why the Republican Elephant always has the stars upside down on Fox news? Is that a subliminal thing?


Because rolling over is the patriotic thing to do!

Posted by: Republican Elephant at March 16, 2013 02:53 PM (DsPRa)

440

Bye Shrimpy...good to see ya around again.

Now we know why you've been scarce lately.

Sorry you're having to work every day...that sucks.

 

Posted by: wheatie at March 16, 2013 02:55 PM (rwujx)

441 And it ain't just the Club on this one. The Queen supports that particular resolution.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 16, 2013 06:50 PM (GEICT)

 

Yeah, well 5 minutes with me and the Queen would be selling her electrical friends for scrap. Be nice or I'll lobby to have you and Bannion sent to the dilithium mines. She'd like that, I bet, since y'all have left her unsatisfied.

Posted by: Ook? at March 16, 2013 02:56 PM (OQpzc)

442 Have to give it up for DrewM on this twatter thingy: Oh look, it's Ann Coulter at CPAC. Perhaps she'll lead the audience in 3 Cheers for RomneyCare.

Posted by: Grumpy Cat at March 16, 2013 02:56 PM (j3uk1)

443 gIvE up Ur ASSaUlt GuNs aNd PrAiSe HoMo BuTtsEcKs, GaY HaTeRz !!!

Posted by: Moo Moo the Clown at March 16, 2013 02:57 PM (EZl54)

444 I just hopped on and wow, Moo Moo sure took a big dump on himself today.

Posted by: Yoshi, Aggrieved Victim of the White Man at March 16, 2013 02:57 PM (csi6Y)

445 Fuck it, I'll give my support to gay marriage in exchange for an end to any presumption by the state about paternity of children.  You want your name put on the birth certificate as the child's father?  Get a paternity test or a legal adoption.

Posted by: Republican Elephant at March 16, 2013 02:58 PM (DsPRa)

446

437...So I haven't quit entirely here, still questioning if I am just spinning wheels.

 

No, Mero, you're not spinning your wheels.

They should give you the keys to the blog, so you could do a rant from time to time.

 

This place wouldn't be the same without your comments.

 

Posted by: wheatie at March 16, 2013 02:59 PM (rwujx)

447
yeah, some anonymous commenter really embarrassed himself on the internet today..

I wonder if he'll toss and turn for a few seconds before he falls asleep tonight.

Posted by: Soothsayer at March 16, 2013 03:00 PM (KeUXz)

448 “Let’s say we magically put Ace in the White House,”

Posted by: Dr. Ben Carson at March 16, 2013 03:00 PM (/ifBZ)

449 Since Ace won the award does that mean he's allowed to run guns to Mexico without legal penalty, or does he have to be a Democrat to do that? Skip paying taxes? Oops- no- need to be a Democrat... Hey, doesn't this award mean anything at all?

Posted by: Jan Brewer at March 16, 2013 03:00 PM (+GpbP)

450 Off, RINO Elephant sock!

Posted by: Colorado Elephant at March 16, 2013 03:00 PM (DsPRa)

451 They should give you the keys to the blog, so you could do a rant from time to time. This place wouldn't be the same without your comments. Posted by: wheatie at March 16, 2013 06:59 PM (rwujx) *blush* *I* wouldn't give me the keys to the blog!

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s] at March 16, 2013 03:00 PM (bxiXv)

452 So I haven't quit entirely here, still questioning if I am just spinning wheels.

No, Mero, you're not spinning your wheels.
They should give you the keys to the blog, so you could do a rant from time to time.

This place wouldn't be the same without your comments.

Don't you dare quit us, Mero.  Pretty please.  Plus, wheatie is right and i noticed today they have apparently relaxed the standards as to who can have the keys to the blog.  {ahem}

Posted by: Peaches at March 16, 2013 03:01 PM (AJM+z)

453

Mero, I like your comments, even if you like gay calibers.   Keep up the good fight.

Posted by: Ook? at March 16, 2013 03:02 PM (OQpzc)

454 *sniff* *sniff sniff* Someone spray the thread with Febreze. I think there's even stuff growing on the CSS table.

Posted by: Grumpy Cat at March 16, 2013 03:02 PM (j3uk1)

455 454 Mero, I like your comments, even if you like gay calibers. Keep up the good fight. Posted by: Ook? at March 16, 2013 07:02 PM (OQpzc) But I *don't* like .30-06!

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s] at March 16, 2013 03:03 PM (bxiXv)

456 who is responsibloe for that effing ugly floor at Thomas and Mack Center in Las Vegas? whoever is responsible should be shot and their blood should be used to wipe that mess off the floor.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 16, 2013 03:03 PM (Z9EHQ)

457 Personally, I'm surprised Merovign hasn't just hotwired the blog and taken it for a joyride.

Posted by: Grumpy Cat at March 16, 2013 03:03 PM (j3uk1)

458 So I haven't quit entirely here, still questioning if I am just spinning wheels.

Posted by: Merovign,


Remember it's just the Internet, not something that matters. However, FWIW, I agree with more of what you write than many others. Especially when we gang up on Ace.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at March 16, 2013 03:04 PM (UCv7P)

459 hiccup (wine) , covers mouth daintily..


someone mentioned brownies? Yes one can Do wine and brownies

Posted by: ette at March 16, 2013 03:04 PM (nqBYe)

460 But I *don't* like .30-06!

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 16, 2013 07:03 PM (bxiXv)

 

God and Patton like the 30.06. One day you will embrace the true religion.

Posted by: Ook? at March 16, 2013 03:04 PM (OQpzc)

461 I have bowling trophys nicer then that.

Posted by: Beer Here at March 16, 2013 03:04 PM (fl8vK)

462 458 Personally, I'm surprised Merovign hasn't just hotwired the blog and taken it for a joyride. Posted by: Grumpy Cat at March 16, 2013 07:03 PM (j3uk1) I'm sorry, but have you *looked* at the code here? I don't need any more headaches!

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s] at March 16, 2013 03:05 PM (bxiXv)

463 God and Patton like the 30.06. One day you will embrace the true religion. Posted by: Ook? at March 16, 2013 07:04 PM (OQpzc) Why would I ever want a long-action .308? It's like an "extended wheelbase sports car," the phrase doesn't even make sense.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s] at March 16, 2013 03:06 PM (bxiXv)

464 what happened was that a few cocksucker were crying to Ace that we were homophonic
the squeaky wheel gets the grease lube

Fixed.
BTW, that also saw me have a first comment as "andi sullivan" writing "Fist!" censored.

Posted by: andycanuck at March 16, 2013 03:06 PM (ORGYc)

465 @Merovign

Ever try the open source tools in Ubuntu? It's hit or miss but remote access is free if $$ are an issue.

(Family computer support became a LOT easier when I enforced the Ubuntu/Open Office for every day internet and Windows for offline work, rule. )

Posted by: T. Hunter at March 16, 2013 03:06 PM (EZl54)

466 Doh! Doesn't "homophonic" mean "all sound alike"?

Posted by: andycanuck at March 16, 2013 03:07 PM (ORGYc)

467 I'm sorry, but have you *looked* at the code here? I don't need any more headaches! I may be a cat, but that doesn't mean I can see in ultraviolet and read Sanskrit.

Posted by: Grumpy Cat at March 16, 2013 03:07 PM (j3uk1)

468 Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 16, 2013 06:45 PM (GEICT)

Ahem.

If you will check the minutes of that meeting you will discover that nothing was decided. It devolved into a brawl.

Hairless is too damned close to prepubescent.

Now get off my lawn!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 16, 2013 03:07 PM (3Mkrp)

469 458 Personally, I'm surprised Merovign hasn't just hotwired the blog and taken it for a joyride. Posted by: Grumpy Cat at March 16, 2013 07:03 PM (j3uk1) I'm sorry, but have you *looked* at the code here? I don't need any more headaches! Posted by: Merovign like trying to hotwire ebola intravenously.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 16, 2013 03:07 PM (Z9EHQ)

470

THETEAPARTY.NET

The political power-player that can't scrape up the extra 10 spot for a dot com.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at March 16, 2013 03:07 PM (kdS6q)

471 Family computer support became a LOT easier when I enforced the Ubuntu/Open Office for every day internet and Windows for offline work, rule. )
Posted by: T. Hunter


Holy shit. Me too!

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at March 16, 2013 03:08 PM (UCv7P)

472 Why would I ever want a long-action .308?

It's like an "extended wheelbase sports car," the phrase doesn't even make sense.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 16, 2013 07:06 PM (bxiXv)

 

It'll defeat any body armor, and imagine you might have to re-ammo at Jimbob's Bait and Tackle. Also, imagine a lot of your fellows manning the barricades have Garands.

Posted by: Ook? at March 16, 2013 03:09 PM (OQpzc)

473 467 Doh! Doesn't "homophonic" mean "all sound alike"? My hifi system is homophonic. It sounds fabulous.

Posted by: Grumpy Cat at March 16, 2013 03:09 PM (j3uk1)

474 I can't wait to see an updated photograph of the #AceBlogAward after it's been hanging over the AoSHQ urinal for about a year. You think those 'finger smudges' now are bad... http://minx.cc/?blog=86&post=338383#c20336486 Self-referentially, my earlier tl;dr Ace accolade, award winning by association. Also, BO-mockery viddie linked in nic. ACE, actually, is an acronym from the names of three other people who take turns playing "Ace" on the blog, on Twitter, and in other media, even TV appearances. You know the three I mean. Wulp, back to reading the evening's award-winning comments...

Posted by: a mindful webworker at March 16, 2013 03:10 PM (U13jb)

475 467 Doh! Doesn't "homophonic" mean "all sound alike"? you are probably right, I thought it meant you had a lisp.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 16, 2013 03:10 PM (Z9EHQ)

476
BTW - I don't if this ever got mentioned, but here were the nominees:

Blog Of The Year

Ace of Spades HQ
The Campaign Spot
Hot Air*
Legal Insurrection
The Other McCain
Twitchy**



*conservative?
**blog?

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at March 16, 2013 03:11 PM (kdS6q)

477

455 *sniff*

 

*sniff sniff*

 

Someone spray the thread with Febreze. I think there's even stuff growing on the CSS table.

 

-------

 

There's been a bear in the catbox, Grumpy Cat.

And no one wants to go near the thing now.

 

Posted by: wheatie at March 16, 2013 03:11 PM (rwujx)

478 Is this thread worth catching up on ?

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at March 16, 2013 03:12 PM (TQOZk)

479 (Family computer support became a LOT easier when I enforced the Ubuntu/Open Office for every day internet and Windows for offline work, rule. ) Posted by: T. Hunter at March 16, 2013 07:06 PM (EZl54) I don't control what other people use, and I don't even get along well with Linux, and I hate OO/LO with a passion. It's like the ever-popular VLC - I have never got anything but shit from that program. The last time I installed OO, not only was it unreliable and terrible at translating formats, the only way I could get rid of the damned installer was to manually dig it out of the registry and temp dirs. Remote Access is free in Windows if you didn't get stuck with a home/basic version and/or you can actually access the web.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s] at March 16, 2013 03:13 PM (bxiXv)

480 Bill, someone Did have brownies.

Posted by: ette at March 16, 2013 03:13 PM (nqBYe)

481 "OK, this Hollywood meeting will now come to order. First, where are we on the Judge Dredd remake?"
"Well, we've got Karl Urban - he's really cool - and we're going to keep him in the helmet the entire time, even though it'll be horrendously dark in some places while his partner won't be wearing a helmet at all."
"Good, what else?"
"Despite the fact we introduce a massive city of 800 million people, 90% of the movie will take place in one building, and there won't be any exciting firefights to speak of; Dredd will just summarily execute everybody. It'll be really boring and kind of anti-heroic."
"Fantastic. Now tell me about the Total Recall remake."
"Oh that's easy. Despite the fact we've got Colin Ferrel, plus Kate Beckinsale doing a really fine job as the villain, we wrote out all the parts about mars, aliens, mutants and anything else remotely interesting and replaced it with the most idiotically ludicrous premise about how there are only two places to live on the planet, and one of them is a country of poor criminals called "The Colony" that used to be Australia."
"That's so horrible it's terrific, tell me more!"
"The entire plot revolves around an equally ludicrous transport system that's basically just a train that travels through the core of the earth. The script will rip off all the best parts of the original film without explaining why, and we'll make TONS of money off of curious Generation X-ers who will continue to pay to see their favorite movies remade into giant steaming piles of cinematic crap!"
"Outstanding! People, let's all raise a toast to the person who inspired us! Here's to you, George Lucas! You showed us how to lure curious middle aged movie goers into theaters without putting in any kind of real effort...well, the visual effects people do, but they work cheap. To Lucas! And Evil! But I repeat myself!"
"Hear hear!"

Posted by: SGT. York at March 16, 2013 03:13 PM (H1IKD)

482 However, FWIW, I agree with more of what you write than many others.

Ditto, Mero.

Besides, I think we are doing something useful here, or we will eventually.  I'm just not sure what that is.

Posted by: Cicero, Semiautomatic Assault Commenter at March 16, 2013 03:14 PM (hSLJC)

483
Is this thread worth catching up on ?
Posted by: Bill D. Cat





Nah.  Pretty much just beard squeezings.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at March 16, 2013 03:14 PM (kdS6q)

484 Bill, someone Did have brownies. Go on ...

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at March 16, 2013 03:14 PM (TQOZk)

485 It'll defeat any body armor, Legal AP stocks of .30-06 are gone, otherwise it's the same as .308. and imagine you might have to re-ammo at Jimbob's Bait and Tackle. .308. Also, imaginea lot of your fellows manning the barricades have Garands. Posted by: Ook? at March 16, 2013 07:09 PM (OQpzc) And while they're reloading, digging clips out of the mud and sucking their bruised thumbs, I'll be doing work.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s] at March 16, 2013 03:14 PM (bxiXv)

486 @472

I have been essentially MS-free since 2008. The admin learning curve isn't too bad ( I remembered some Linux command line from college classes).

I don't miss annual $120.00 charges for "McmalVirusScanBloatWare! Version 267" either.

 



Posted by: T. Hunter at March 16, 2013 03:15 PM (EZl54)

487 Meeting    Reggie    tonite    in     Lincoln  Bedroom!   Special   guest   will be   joining   us   later   for   a   scissoring   sandwich. 

Posted by: Yale Taft Portman: Gay Son at March 16, 2013 03:15 PM (wIgpo)

488 Is this thread worth catching up on ?
No. It's photoshopped.

Posted by: andycanuck at March 16, 2013 03:16 PM (ORGYc)

489 Go on ...

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at March 16, 2013 07:14 PM (TQOZk)


I think alex was able to confinscate them and is hiding in her queenly lair with them.


i beg, i  whine, to no avail.

Posted by: ette at March 16, 2013 03:16 PM (nqBYe)

490 Is this thread worth catching up on ?


There's some pretty good back in forth on the merits of bush upthread.

Posted by: Cicero, Semiautomatic Assault Commenter at March 16, 2013 03:16 PM (hSLJC)

491 Nah. Pretty much just beard squeezings. Nastiest thing I've heard all day . Well done .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at March 16, 2013 03:16 PM (TQOZk)

492 Besides, I think we are doing something useful here, or we will eventually. I'm just not sure what that is. Posted by: Cicero, Semiautomatic Assault Commenter at March 16, 2013 07:14 PM (hSLJC) I think Truman's basic idea is sound, though a lot of it depends on local knowledge that most people just don't have, that isn't fully transferable from one county to another. I have been looking at some of the open-source software and networks the left have been using, but I need more knowledge of who's who.... and then we need to replace the rent-seekers and hacks in *our* weak-ass networks, which is going to be very nasty.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s] at March 16, 2013 03:16 PM (bxiXv)

493 is jay carney a  lying wuss or a scrunt ? or both?

Posted by: seamrog at March 16, 2013 03:17 PM (x2K9X)

494

....hotwire the blog?

 

I've been hoping that PurpAv would repair it...with some parts he found discarded somewhere.

 

I would be grateful for some second-hand Ampersands and some recycled colors.

 

Posted by: wheatie at March 16, 2013 03:17 PM (rwujx)

495 the nominees: Blog Of The Year Ace of Spades HQ The Campaign Spot Hot Air... Hot Gas could have won had they adopted that name. Although content of mostly posting videos with captions of "Dude" doesn't impress much.

Posted by: Grumpy Cat at March 16, 2013 03:17 PM (j3uk1)

496 Congrats Mr Spades! That is a well deserved award, long overdue IMHO. I've got get back to my boat, its sinking and 30,000 rounds of ammo and enough guns to arm a small country are about to be lost at the bottom of the Trinity river. Oh woe is me!

Posted by: Judge_Roy_Bean at March 16, 2013 03:18 PM (cCxiu)

497 There's some pretty good back in forth on the merits of bush upthread.

Posted by: Cicero, Semiautomatic Assault Commenter at March 16, 2013 07:16 PM (hSLJC)

 

Hey, even landing strip guys recoil from the full on jungle boogie of untrimmed Bush.

Posted by: Ook? at March 16, 2013 03:19 PM (OQpzc)

498 The Judge Dredd remake was good despite all that, though.

Should have done better at the boxoffice, but too many hipster critics said HERR DERR THIS IS LIKE THE RAID. Even though the two movies were in production at the same time and unbeknownst to one another.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at March 16, 2013 03:19 PM (QTHTd)

499 seamrog, The times i was tough enough to watch Him he fibs with aplomb,  and when he fails that He lies more  with no regard for  the fact there  are videos  , many written words by many people tellign he truth of any matter.

Can you imagine doing THAT job and liking it?

I would have to suck the tailpipe  sooner rather than later.

Posted by: ette at March 16, 2013 03:19 PM (nqBYe)

500 Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at March 16, 2013 07:11 PM (kdS6q) lol, nice post CSPAN on a Tuesday (any day) is a little more interesting than Hot Air...Ed's post template is like BORING QUOTE BORING BORING JUST SHOOT ME

Posted by: Yoshi, Aggrieved Victim of the White Man at March 16, 2013 03:20 PM (csi6Y)

501 Congrats, Ace. It is so well deserved.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 16, 2013 03:20 PM (piMMO)

502 I would be grateful for some second-hand Ampersands and some recycled colors.

Posted by: wheatie at March 16, 2013 07:17 PM (rwujx)


I know right I'm in the mood for comic sans and hot pink type!


 sigh

Posted by: ette at March 16, 2013 03:20 PM (nqBYe)

503 And while they're reloading, digging clips out of the mud and sucking their bruised thumbs, I'll be doing work.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 16, 2013 07:14 PM (bxiXv)

 

Totally gay. The proper measurement is how much blood each round spills, not how much lead is sent downrange.

Posted by: Ook? at March 16, 2013 03:21 PM (OQpzc)

504 I have been looking at some of the open-source software and networks the left have been using, but I need more knowledge of who's who.... and then we need to replace the rent-seekers and hacks in *our* weak-ass networks, which is going to be very nasty.


I'd love to get something going like this.  Beats just seething all the time.

Posted by: Cicero, Semiautomatic Assault Commenter at March 16, 2013 03:21 PM (hSLJC)

505 I don't miss annual $120.00 charges for "McmalVirusScanBloatWare! Version 267" either. Posted by: T. Hunter at March 16, 2013 07:15 PM (EZl54) The only thing that's free on Linux that ain't free on Windows is the OS. IMHO Linices still haven't quite got their end-user shit together. I did try to set up a linux media machine recently, it ended up as Windows. On Windows, you install a couple of pieces of software in an automated fashion, clean up a couple of dumbass icons, and it works. On Linux, XBMC had a 43-page tutorial with a side-tutorial for some ATI video cards. Not worth the effort. If I was running (some) DB servers or Apache or a NAS or whatever, it would be linux. Just not what I'm doing. I ran UNIX and Linux systems for years at work, I'm not unfamiliar. Just too much of a pain for some things - particularly systems that see a lot of changes or are media / game heavy.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s] at March 16, 2013 03:21 PM (bxiXv)

506
andy, I'm still trying to suss out your issue with my use of curt

it's been a real mind boggler

Posted by: Soothsayer at March 16, 2013 03:21 PM (KeUXz)

507 Morons , earn your keep . It's been a long week . Amuse me . Now , dammit .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at March 16, 2013 03:22 PM (TQOZk)

508

494 is jay carney a lying wuss or a scrunt ? or both?

 

Carney is what you get when a lying wuss mates with a scrunt...during an onslaught of flying rape-squids:

 

A...LyingScruntySquidWeaselWuss.

 

Posted by: wheatie at March 16, 2013 03:23 PM (rwujx)

509
I recall Ace having a problem with our spelling of "Andi" too.

Posted by: Soothsayer at March 16, 2013 03:23 PM (KeUXz)

510 Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at March 16, 2013 07:19 PM (QTHTd) And it wasn't like the raid, except there were cops and criminals and a building. I think there are one or two other movies like that... I just don't know why Dredd left the threaters so fast. Better than a lot of better-selling dross.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s] at March 16, 2013 03:23 PM (bxiXv)

511 I would be grateful for some second-hand Ampersands and some recycled colors. Pixy has been redesigning websites on the side. Have a look at his latest work: http://www.lingscars.com/

Posted by: Grumpy Cat at March 16, 2013 03:23 PM (j3uk1)

512 IMHO Linices still haven't quite got their end-user shit together.

Hear, hear. When I went to Linux first time, it took days to get the wireless up again. The major upgrade last year - same story.

It should just work; it shouldn't be a matter of downloading "rfkill" separately and dropping into the terminal.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at March 16, 2013 03:24 PM (QTHTd)

513 The Raid was a fairly odd movie, but I liked it. Now if they could just hire a screenwriter and get more than one location for the next production...

Posted by: Yoshi, Aggrieved Victim of the White Man at March 16, 2013 03:25 PM (csi6Y)

514 Congratulations Ace! The Award is well deserved. Your blog is a symphony of ideas and voices. This thread not so much...

Posted by: Johann Sebastian Bach at March 16, 2013 03:25 PM (/ifBZ)

515
Posted by: Bill D. Cat

Now you've been around for a long time.
You're the one who caused all that commotion on the new blog.

Posted by: Soothsayer at March 16, 2013 03:25 PM (KeUXz)

516 Ace won in 2008 then we lost the election Discuss

Posted by: TexasJew at March 16, 2013 03:25 PM (lD8ju)

517

500-ette

I agree, his scoamf jizz gargling days are numbered.

Probably can't even look in a mirror anymore, fame at what price ?

Posted by: seamrog at March 16, 2013 03:25 PM (x2K9X)

518  Bill turns on record player ,http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-9F_HWel5g

stands on the table.










falls off

Posted by: ette at March 16, 2013 03:26 PM (nqBYe)

519 Since Ace won the award does that mean he's allowed to run guns to Mexico without legal penalty, or does he have to be a Democrat to do that? Skip paying taxes? Oops- no- need to be a Democrat...

Hey, doesn't this award mean anything at all?

Posted by: Jan Brewer at March 16, 2013 07:00 PM (+GpbP)

 

 

------------------------------------------

 

 

The hell?  I want Ace to be running guns  and ammo FROM Mehico, not to.

Posted by: Soona - Award winning AoS lackey at March 16, 2013 03:26 PM (azMT1)

520

512....Pixy has been redesigning websites on the side. Have a look at his latest work:

 

http://www.lingscars.com/[/i]

 

Wow...is that the 'New Site' that Ace was talking about last year?

 

Posted by: wheatie at March 16, 2013 03:27 PM (rwujx)

521 Dems tried to capture a gotcha moment from the scene in Olympus Falls where Ashely Judd gets killed when it was screened at CPAC

They didn't fall for it

On the other hand, I can't wait for Ace to bring that part up in the review

Posted by: kbdabear at March 16, 2013 03:27 PM (mCvL4)

522 Hot Air...Ed's post template is like BORING QUOTE BORING BORING JUST SHOOT ME I warned you once earlier this week. Do not make Grumpy Cat laugh.

Posted by: Grumpy Cat at March 16, 2013 03:27 PM (j3uk1)

523 seamrog,  I guess for some any price.

Look  He got to be a part of the great downfall.

hope he enjoys along with the rest of them.

Posted by: ette at March 16, 2013 03:27 PM (nqBYe)

524 I remember Jay Carney when he was some guy filing reports in Time. Then as an irritating buttmunch when they launched Swampland. As it turns out, his current office allows him to flaunt his dickery to the fullest extent

Posted by: Yoshi, Aggrieved Victim of the White Man at March 16, 2013 03:28 PM (csi6Y)

525 his current office allows him to flaunt his dickery to the fullest extent

Not that this is entirely wise in all occasions.

Posted by: Anthony Weenie at March 16, 2013 03:29 PM (QTHTd)

526 Pixy just put the final touches on this gem of HTML5 coding. He charged a pretty penny for this site. http://www.tracyskarate.com/

Posted by: Grumpy Cat at March 16, 2013 03:30 PM (j3uk1)

527

"Go Diego Go is still on the tv."

 

Is it the Polar Bear/ Global scaring episode? I always cheer for the heat in that one.

Posted by: Lauren at March 16, 2013 03:31 PM (wsGWu)

528 Commotion ? Moi ? The hell you say .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at March 16, 2013 03:31 PM (TQOZk)

529 Rumor has it that before the award was announced, Seth MacFarlane did his "We Saw Your Boobs" song with the names of conservative babes instead of actresses



Posted by: kbdabear at March 16, 2013 03:31 PM (mCvL4)

530 Just for not getting any content since early afternoon, there better be some cute pussy on the ONT this evening.

Posted by: Soona - Award winning AoS lackey at March 16, 2013 03:31 PM (azMT1)

531 Posted by: Grumpy Cat at March 16, 2013 07:30 PM (j3uk1)

Thanks a lot. It's not like I had an eyeball to spare

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at March 16, 2013 03:32 PM (QTHTd)

532 527 Please stahp, for the love of heaven, I think I got 5 trojans from the cars site

Posted by: Yoshi, Aggrieved Victim of the White Man at March 16, 2013 03:32 PM (csi6Y)

533 531 Just for not getting any content since early afternoon, there better be some cute pussy on the ONT this evening. Posted by: Soona - Award winning AoS lackey at March 16, 2013 07:31 PM (azMT1) Caturday has been getting a little weak around here.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s] at March 16, 2013 03:33 PM (bxiXv)

534 back to the kitchen,  cutting meat for marinating and bbq -ing carne asada tommorow.


Posted by: ette at March 16, 2013 03:33 PM (nqBYe)

535

Carney makes Gibbs seem believable.

 

That's quite an accomplishment.

Posted by: seamrog at March 16, 2013 03:33 PM (x2K9X)

536 Heh. It seems any pos with a .4 rating can be a successful cable show.

Posted by: Ook? at March 16, 2013 03:33 PM (OQpzc)

537 I think I got 5 trojans

Slow night, eh?

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at March 16, 2013 03:33 PM (QTHTd)

538 speaking of pixy and teh blog programming, are we gonna have this bad-acid-flashback refresh feature forever, or is that just me? 

Posted by: Peaches at March 16, 2013 03:34 PM (AJM+z)

539 Hot Gas could have won had they adopted that name. Although content of mostly posting videos with captions of "Dude" doesn't impress much.

Posted by: Grumpy Cat at March 16, 2013 07:17 PM (j3uk1)

 

Yeah don't they know anything?   You title the post "Is This Something?"

Posted by: buzzion at March 16, 2013 03:36 PM (GULKT)

540 I believe this is the new website Ace mentioned. Takes a while to load, however. http://is.gd/cOcDZt

Posted by: Grumpy Cat at March 16, 2013 03:36 PM (j3uk1)

541 Totally gay. The proper measurement is how much blood each round spills, not how much lead is sent downrange. Posted by: Ook? at March 16, 2013 07:21 PM (OQpzc) You're suffering from cognitive dissonance. They're ballistic equivalents. One just requires a long action because the shell is longer (and lower pressure). This is why caliber wars are stupid, people obsess on something over something else when the math difference is so small it's irrelevant. Bored now.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s] at March 16, 2013 03:36 PM (bxiXv)

542 Not that I should tell Ace how to run his blog, him being an award-winning guy and all, but a good first start would be cleaning up the main page blogroll. He's linked to scores of blogs that have been inactive for years.

Posted by: Award-winning commenter Jones in CO at March 16, 2013 03:36 PM (8sCoq)

543 Just watched Scott Walker's CPAC speech...in a word, "Outstanding!" Is it too early to choose your team for 2016?

Posted by: Icedog at March 16, 2013 03:37 PM (9ScGj)

544 539 speaking of pixy and teh blog programming, are we gonna have this bad-acid-flashback refresh feature forever, or is that just me? Posted by: Peaches at March 16, 2013 07:34 PM (AJM+z) It may not just be you, but it's not me. What's happening?

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s] at March 16, 2013 03:38 PM (bxiXv)

545

536
Carney makes Gibbs seem believable.

 

Even worse...Carney makes Baghdad Bob seem believable.

Posted by: wheatie at March 16, 2013 03:39 PM (rwujx)

546 Posted by: buzzion at March 16, 2013 07:36 PM (GULKT) next-level blogging you guys!!

Posted by: Yoshi, Aggrieved Victim of the White Man at March 16, 2013 03:39 PM (csi6Y)

547 Guess you all saw this The Washington Times ‏@washtimes #RandPaul wins The Washington Times-CPAC 2013 Straw Poll

Posted by: Award-winning commenter Jones in CO at March 16, 2013 03:39 PM (8sCoq)

548 Mero, it just wigs out wildly with every refresh.  Boinking all around until it finally settles.  Kind of like some crappy game show.  But, hey, not complaining.  This is award-winning shit right here and I for one totally appreciate it.

Posted by: Peaches at March 16, 2013 03:40 PM (AJM+z)

549
wow, it's almost 8 oclock

Lost in Space is on in 20 minutes

Posted by: Soothsayer at March 16, 2013 03:40 PM (KeUXz)

550 It may not just be you, but it's not me.

What's happening?

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 16, 2013 07:38 PM (bxiXv)

 

 

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That could be a hell of a first two lines in a song.

Posted by: Soona - Award winning AoS lackey at March 16, 2013 03:40 PM (azMT1)

551

539 speaking of pixy and teh blog programming, are we gonna have this bad-acid-flashback refresh feature forever, or is that just me?

 

You get a bad-acid-flashback when you refresh, Peaches?

 

Damn. I never get anything exciting like that.

 

Posted by: wheatie at March 16, 2013 03:41 PM (rwujx)

552

will king putt ever run out of new assholes, to implement his goal of destroying America ?

 

Sadly, I doubt it. How can you live here and hate this country this much ?

Posted by: seamrog at March 16, 2013 03:41 PM (x2K9X)

553 Posted by: Grumpy Cat at March 16, 2013 07:36 PM (j3uk1) !!!

Posted by: Yoshi, Aggrieved Victim of the White Man at March 16, 2013 03:41 PM (csi6Y)

554 Lost in Space is on in 20 minutes] That dick Major West didn't know what the fuck to do with Judy. I would have had her weightless in less than thirty seconds.

Posted by: James Tiberius Kirk at March 16, 2013 03:43 PM (j3uk1)

555 Lost in Space is on in 20 minutes

Posted by: Soothsayer at March 16, 2013 07:40 PM (KeUXz)

 

 

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Hmmmm. *scrolling through tv schedule*  Can't find it.  What channel?

Posted by: Soona - Award winning AoS lackey at March 16, 2013 03:43 PM (azMT1)

556 Mero, it just wigs out wildly with every refresh. Boinking all around until it finally settles. Kind of like some crappy game show. But, hey, not complaining. This is award-winning shit right here and I for one totally appreciate it.

It's like an award-winning video slot machine.

Posted by: Cicero, Semiautomatic Assault Commenter at March 16, 2013 03:43 PM (hSLJC)

557 Where I grew up a Carney was a lying, thieving scumbag.

Posted by: Dept. Of Accuracy Dept. at March 16, 2013 03:44 PM (MhA4j)

558
MeTV, it's OTA and on some cable line ups

(Over The Air)

Posted by: Soothsayer at March 16, 2013 03:44 PM (KeUXz)

559 "RandPaul wins The Washington Times-CPAC 2013 Straw Poll" Not surprising. The Paulbots always manage to put their bongs down long enough to vote in these polls. I bet half didn't even know they were voting for the son.

Posted by: Icedog at March 16, 2013 03:45 PM (9ScGj)

560
Star Trek original is on at 9pm

Then some goofball from Chicago who calls himself Svenghoolie.

Posted by: Soothsayer at March 16, 2013 03:45 PM (KeUXz)

561 549 Mero, it just wigs out wildly with every refresh. Boinking all around until it finally settles. Posted by: Peaches at March 16, 2013 07:40 PM (AJM+z) Does not happen here. Or the laptop. Or the Android phone. It *does* go to the top and then when it's done loading goes to the reference point, if it was a reload and not a post. If your connection is fast but your computer/display is slow, that could be a little freaky.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s] at March 16, 2013 03:45 PM (bxiXv)

562

Congratulations, guys!

In the spirit of the thread I have nothing substantial to say. Maybe I'll put in a plug for www.redlettermedia.com, which has really cool movie reviews, and which Ace has linked to a few times.

Posted by: norrin radd at March 16, 2013 03:46 PM (W9axt)

563 Someone took the protective paper off aces award.  Never do that.  Now it will get all scratched up.

Posted by: Ronster at March 16, 2013 03:46 PM (pDjY6)

564

I think alex was able to confinscate them and is hiding in her queenly lair with them.
i beg, i whine, to no avail.


*hands ette a tray of brownies*


I added a touch of molasses to go with the dark chocolate.  Let me know what you think of them.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at March 16, 2013 03:46 PM (DsPRa)

565 MeTV, it's OTA and on some cable line ups

(Over The Air)

Posted by: Soothsayer at March 16, 2013 07:44 PM (KeUXz)

 

 

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Nope.  Don't got it.  Guess I'll have to settle for "Godzilla".

Posted by: Soona - Award winning AoS lackey at March 16, 2013 03:47 PM (azMT1)

566 Well, I'm out.  Gotta eat, rest, and then get myself psyched for work tonight.

Posted by: Soona - Award winning AoS lackey at March 16, 2013 03:50 PM (azMT1)

567 So, we've got 24,000 retahded jizzwads running through the streets of El Lay tomorrow, with the resultant street closures.  Srsly, El Lay, on the Irish High Holy Day?  They wouldn't do this on Cinco de Mayo, just sayin'

Posted by: Peaches at March 16, 2013 03:50 PM (AJM+z)

568
MeTV airs The Odd Couple on weeknights.

That show is still funny. The other day Murray knocked on the door but Felix wouldn't let him in because Oscar needed to concentrate, Felix would only open the tiny door (the peeker thing) to talk to him.

Felix asked Murray what he wanted. So Murray leaned in (but of course you couldn't see him) and his nose poked through the tiny door! It was hilarious.

The camera zoomed in on Murray's nose in this little door.

Posted by: Soothsayer at March 16, 2013 03:51 PM (KeUXz)

569 If your connection is fast but your computer/display is slow, that could be a little freaky.

It's on my brand-spanky-new iMac, so hopefully it's not the machine, Mero.  Maybe some firefox bullshit, who knows?  I am used to it now, I just thought it might clear up.  Other people have mentioned it, so it isn't just me.

Posted by: Peaches at March 16, 2013 03:52 PM (AJM+z)

570
nood

Posted by: Soothsayer at March 16, 2013 03:52 PM (KeUXz)

571 New open post up.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette, assault Hobbit at March 16, 2013 03:53 PM (wbeNt)

572 534 Caturday has been getting a little weak around here. Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 16, 2013 07:33 PM (bxiXv) Here you go: http://tinyurl.com/aq694tj

Posted by: rickl at March 16, 2013 04:01 PM (sdi6R)

573 http://www.lingscars.com/ Damn, like those seizure inducing Japanese cartoons. Good thing I just took my Lamictal. And Ling buddy, DIAF.

Posted by: The Hobo Wears Celebrity Skin (2 Team AtC) at March 16, 2013 04:30 PM (jopHG)

574 Grats Ace and crew! You've been my first click of the day for years.

Posted by: GenghisJohn at March 16, 2013 04:47 PM (uLSuD)

575 Congrats again to the whole gang of apha, beta and omega morons and ettes that make this a truly special kind of head injury clinic. You are all 'special' to me. And the award was cool too.

Posted by: CitizenEgg at March 16, 2013 04:52 PM (RB0el)

576

 

Gives Ace "the Nod"

Posted by: MisterMoney at March 16, 2013 05:06 PM (wN82N)

577 What? No tee shirts??

Posted by: dissent555 at March 16, 2013 05:24 PM (yR6A1)

578 What? No tee shirts??

Posted by: dissent555 at March 16, 2013 05:24 PM (yR6A1)

579 What? No tee shirts??

Posted by: dissent555 at March 16, 2013 05:24 PM (yR6A1)

580 What? No tee shirts??

Posted by: dissent555 at March 16, 2013 05:24 PM (yR6A1)

581 What? No tee shirts??

Posted by: dissent555 at March 16, 2013 05:24 PM (yR6A1)

582 What? No tee shirts??

Posted by: dissent555 at March 16, 2013 05:24 PM (yR6A1)

583 What? No tee shirts??

Posted by: dissent555 at March 16, 2013 05:24 PM (yR6A1)

584 What? No tee shirts??

Posted by: dissent555 at March 16, 2013 05:24 PM (yR6A1)

585 What? No tee shirts??

Posted by: dissent555 at March 16, 2013 05:24 PM (yR6A1)

586 It's just like having your own Nobel Peace Prize.

Posted by: Cackfinger at March 16, 2013 05:24 PM (CCHli)

587 It's just like having your own Nobel Peace Prize.

Posted by: Cackfinger at March 16, 2013 05:24 PM (CCHli)

588 It's just like having your own Nobel Peace Prize.

Posted by: Cackfinger at March 16, 2013 05:24 PM (CCHli)

589 It's just like having your own Nobel Peace Prize.

Posted by: Cackfinger at March 16, 2013 05:24 PM (CCHli)

590 It's just like having your own Nobel Peace Prize.

Posted by: Cackfinger at March 16, 2013 05:24 PM (CCHli)

591 It's just like having your own Nobel Peace Prize.

Posted by: Cackfinger at March 16, 2013 05:24 PM (CCHli)

592 It's just like having your own Nobel Peace Prize.

Posted by: Cackfinger at March 16, 2013 05:24 PM (CCHli)

593 It's just like having your own Nobel Peace Prize.

Posted by: Cackfinger at March 16, 2013 05:24 PM (CCHli)

594 It's just like having your own Nobel Peace Prize.

Posted by: Cackfinger at March 16, 2013 05:24 PM (CCHli)

595 527 Pixy just put the final touches on this gem of HTML5 coding. He charged a pretty penny for this site.

http://www.tracyskarate.com/

*********

I used to think Pixy had blackmail pics of Ace with one of those Tijuana donkeys.

I now think Pixy IS a Tijuana donkey, one Ace has a special "thing" for --- if "thing" can be both a metaphor for "emotions" and a synonym for "penis".

Posted by: wholelottasplainin' at March 16, 2013 08:03 PM (WGOcs)

596 NOOS HEADLINE: Yesterday the Ace of Spades won BoTY unexpectedly ....

Posted by: Wray Charles at March 18, 2013 01:21 AM (CGMWq)

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