October 02, 2013

Babies Having Babies: Male Infant Gives Birth to Baby Brother
— Ace

The reason? Apparently the second fetus was growing inside the larger baby, and doctors had to deliver it.

Posted by: Ace at 02:07 PM | Comments (204)
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1 First

Posted by: flounder at October 02, 2013 02:08 PM (Kkt/i)

2 He aint heavy, he's my brother.

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 02, 2013 02:09 PM (S1X4V)

3 Well.   That's not freaky,

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at October 02, 2013 02:09 PM (Gk3SS)

4 foist

Posted by: michael at October 02, 2013 02:09 PM (Ums2E)

5 Um...

Posted by: rickb223 at October 02, 2013 02:09 PM (h1D+w)

6 Can't wait for the jokes.

Posted by: flounder at October 02, 2013 02:09 PM (Kkt/i)

7 Ewwwww.

Posted by: steevy at October 02, 2013 02:09 PM (9XBK2)

8 Why would we help one baby to deliver another. I got folks sitting around Nellis AFB doing jack shit.

Posted by: Harry Reid at October 02, 2013 02:09 PM (S1X4V)

9 its like a human turducken!

Posted by: mikeycat989 at October 02, 2013 02:10 PM (Ums2E)

10 Well the fetus was obviously not a republican, it had a spine.

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 02, 2013 02:10 PM (S1X4V)

11 That happened to me. If that wasn't bad enough, the little bastard was far more successful than me once he was removed.

Posted by: Dr. Rusty Venture at October 02, 2013 02:10 PM (/Crba)

12 "Mommmm! Tommy' s on my side of the uterus again!"

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at October 02, 2013 02:10 PM (N/Sup)

13 eek

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 02, 2013 02:11 PM (IXrOn)

14 He'll be an MSNBC contributor in no time.

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 02, 2013 02:11 PM (wNF3N)

15 Why would we help one baby to deliver another. I got folks sitting around Nellis AFB doing jack shit. Golf. Clap.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 02, 2013 02:11 PM (h1D+w)

16 Well, that's one way to get around China's one-child policy.

Posted by: Aslan's Girl at October 02, 2013 02:11 PM (KL49F)

17 I know this didn't happen at a federal hospital.
Not this week anyhow.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 02, 2013 02:11 PM (xdC/M)

18 So . . . a male infant baby needs a woman like a fish needs a . . .

Posted by: filbert at October 02, 2013 02:11 PM (FUbuZ)

19 #9 Now that was funny! Gross but funny

Posted by: hello, it's me also a creep-assed cracka.. at October 02, 2013 02:11 PM (9+ccr)

20 Yuck. 

Posted by: Truck Monkey at October 02, 2013 02:11 PM (32Ze2)

21

"Well as far as I can tell, Jim, they're being born pregnant!"

Posted by: Dr. Bones McCoy at October 02, 2013 02:12 PM (BAS5M)

22 China? Having trouble believing. But, nature, it does things.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 02, 2013 02:12 PM (IXrOn)

23 A "fetus" with a spine, fingers, and toes - why, it's almost as if it was more than a mere clump of cells.....

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at October 02, 2013 02:12 PM (PZ6/M)

24 What, we had a chance to get double pay and missed it?  DAMMIT!

Posted by: Planned Barrenhood at October 02, 2013 02:12 PM (o44nj)

25 Male Infant Gives Birth to Baby Brother Luke, I am your mother...

Posted by: rickb223 at October 02, 2013 02:12 PM (h1D+w)

26 Is his name Matryoshka?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at October 02, 2013 02:13 PM (IA4Jx)

27 Ewwww!

Posted by: Jmel at October 02, 2013 02:13 PM (cfFqn)

28 I blame global warming and the sequester.

Posted by: Sammy at October 02, 2013 02:13 PM (HMI9a)

29 Dr. Venture's brother came into being that way - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75sEdwiUC8k

Posted by: Ruprect at October 02, 2013 02:13 PM (vnL7t)

30 New thread, now with 90% less creepy violent fantasies!

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at October 02, 2013 02:13 PM (ZPrif)

31 #20 Thanks, but I feel so gross for posting that.

Posted by: mikeycat989 at October 02, 2013 02:14 PM (Ums2E)

32 Damn this Shutnado!  Dogs sleeping with cats!  Total chaos!

Posted by: WalrusRex at October 02, 2013 02:14 PM (Hx5uv)

33 uh yeah....

no really... I want off this train.

You know Ace one night if you decide to grace an ONT I want to have a round robin on the notion of "Tolerance for Ambiguity"....

Jerry Jones owner of the Ca-boys uses the concept in his oil bidness...


anyway "SCIENCE!" keeps fucking that chicken of late....

me, I just pray and work/post

Posted by: Sven10077 at October 02, 2013 02:14 PM (9jfyN)

34 Of course, what really gets me is that it took them TWO YEARS to figure it out -

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at October 02, 2013 02:14 PM (PZ6/M)

35 I'm glad they caught this before it reached the bursting through the chest stage.

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 02, 2013 02:14 PM (wNF3N)

36 Any time a "bizarre" medical news story comes out of china... not to be a buzz kill

Posted by: Eton Cox at October 02, 2013 02:14 PM (q177U)

37 Red China, you say?  Guess the elder boy can't have unprotected sex; he hit his limit.

Posted by: steveegg at October 02, 2013 02:14 PM (o44nj)

38 I ate my twin brother an hour ago, and now I'm hungry again!

Posted by: Xiao Feng at October 02, 2013 02:14 PM (JawqV)

39 The first baby looked like Gorbachev, the second one looked like Boris Yeltsin, the third one looked like...

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at October 02, 2013 02:14 PM (N/Sup)

40 He saw that on the X-Files.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at October 02, 2013 02:14 PM (/kI1Q)

41 8 Hairy Reed,

Searchlight are ANY of them OB/Gyns?

#TwoBirdsOneStone

Posted by: Sven10077 at October 02, 2013 02:14 PM (9jfyN)

42 this is from an Organizing for Action email (the old Obama campaign org):

"Because an extreme group of House Republicans refused to pass a real budget, the federal government has shut down.

These aren't just games. Speaker Boehner is letting one faction of one party in one chamber of Congress sabotage our economy. They shut down the government, and now some of them are ready to push us past the brink by refusing to do something every American does -- pay their bills."   

[a real budget must mean giving the Dems everything they want. And what kind of idiot thinks that running up 6 trillion in new debts means not paying the bills. Jon Carson, Asshat(D)]  

and from the Bay State's best know blue eyed bleach blonde injun:
"So we worked hard, we compromised, and we came up with a solution. A solution that will substantially improve the lives of millions of Americans – because that's the way a democracy works."  

(We? You weren't there, Scott Brown was. Compromised? OK, Bernie Sanders gave up his dream of a Peoples Democrat Republic Ministry of the Peoples Health and Luncheonettes. She's a bigger crap artist than I thought she was, and that's saying heap wampum.]



Posted by: mallfly at October 02, 2013 02:14 PM (bJm7W)

43 Of course.  Before  even hitting the link, you had to know it was China. 

Posted by: BurtTC at October 02, 2013 02:15 PM (BeSEI)

44 29 I blame global warming and the sequester. Posted by: Sammy at October 02, 2013 06:13 PM (HMI9a) Souns reasonable. Run it.

Posted by: MSM at October 02, 2013 02:15 PM (Kkt/i)

45 I would like to punch that fetus in the face

Posted by: Truck Monkey at October 02, 2013 02:15 PM (32Ze2)

46 Our question is, how many scalps would this have been on our quarterly statistics to the feds?

Posted by: Planned Parenthood, Inc. at October 02, 2013 02:15 PM (8ZskC)

47 Kermit Gosnell is salivating.

Posted by: rabid squirrel at October 02, 2013 02:16 PM (0Ivnt)

48 This would make it . . . er, let's see . . . the younger one is a brother of a brother who's his mother?  And that would make his mother his grand-mother?

Posted by: filbert at October 02, 2013 02:16 PM (FUbuZ)

49 James Kirk, "I got a belly ache and its a doozy."

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at October 02, 2013 02:16 PM (B4DX9)

50 Mr. Quato!

Posted by: Jrr at October 02, 2013 02:16 PM (BdVar)

51 I could charge double for this one, right?

Posted by: Kermit Gosnell at October 02, 2013 02:16 PM (8ZskC)

52 All siblings are parasites needing removal

Posted by: adams thankgiving porn at October 02, 2013 02:16 PM (gQKHE)

53 Potential South Park episode.

Posted by: real joe at October 02, 2013 02:16 PM (xXhgd)

54 He's calling from inside the house baby!

Posted by: huerfano at October 02, 2013 02:16 PM (bAGA/)

55 Lol @ 39

Posted by: flounder at October 02, 2013 02:16 PM (Kkt/i)

56 Alien V: The Brothering

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 02, 2013 02:16 PM (8ZskC)

57 Jooonyah?

Posted by: Ahnold at October 02, 2013 02:17 PM (wAQA5)

58 They should name the baby "Jonas" Venture

Posted by: Ruprect at October 02, 2013 02:17 PM (vnL7t)

59 I am now officially creeped out.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 02, 2013 02:17 PM (NEIxp)

60 Wow, the first time a male was actually pregnant, and they weren't a transexual woman.

Posted by: nnptcgrad at October 02, 2013 02:17 PM (dIvFi)

61 It is a Chinese Matryoshka Doll!

Posted by: Truck Monkey at October 02, 2013 02:17 PM (32Ze2)

62 Posted by: mallfly at October 02, 2013 06:14 PM (bJm7W)

I don't understand your comment, unless you're saying that Scott Brown has a fetus growing inside him.

/100-comment rule

/screw it, it's beer-thirty

Posted by: filbert at October 02, 2013 02:17 PM (FUbuZ)

63 This certainly beats the time that that moose bit my sister.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 02, 2013 02:17 PM (h1D+w)

64 I don't know nothing bout birthin no babies!

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 02, 2013 02:17 PM (S1X4V)

65 "Because an extreme group of House Republicans refused to pass a real budget, the federal government has shut down.

"Real" budget?

Like the one the Senate voted down 0-97?

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at October 02, 2013 02:17 PM (/kI1Q)

66 Of course. Before even hitting the link, you had to know it was China.

 

 

Posted by: BurtTC at October 02, 2013 06:15 PM (BeSEI)

 

 

There  was an outside chance  on it being Florida.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 02, 2013 02:17 PM (BAS5M)

67 End times baby. End. Times.

Posted by: shibumi at October 02, 2013 02:17 PM (25HWz)

68 Releasing one's inner child shouldn't involve a plunger.

Posted by: Dr. Oz at October 02, 2013 02:18 PM (8ZskC)

69

I could charge double for this one, right?

 

Posted by: Kermit Gosnell at October 02, 2013 06:16 PM (8ZskC)

 

I called this one; you get the next one.

Posted by: Planned Barrenhood at October 02, 2013 02:18 PM (o44nj)

70 I'm my own grandpa.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at October 02, 2013 02:18 PM (IA4Jx)

71 Oh, wow.  Just noticed my new hash.

Me likey.  FUbuZ!

Posted by: filbert at October 02, 2013 02:18 PM (FUbuZ)

72 If you vote for me for guvnuh, then babies won't be forced to carry unwanted clumps of cells.

Posted by: Wendy Davis at October 02, 2013 02:18 PM (Zswg6)

73 Now this is truly an enigma...

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at October 02, 2013 02:18 PM (N/Sup)

74 OT/

A day later and I still can't sign up for O'Malleycare...

Based on the information provided, we have been unable to verify your identity. Please contact the consumer support center at (855)-642-8572.

I just want to see what kind of rates the plans are offering. But its impossible to create an account.

Posted by: Serious Cat at October 02, 2013 02:18 PM (UypUQ)

75 69 End times baby. End. Times.Posted by: shibumi at October 02, 2013 06:17 PM (25HWz)
Baby end times.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at October 02, 2013 02:18 PM (IA4Jx)

76 9 its like a human turducken! Posted by: mikeycat989 at October 02, 2013 06:10 PM (Ums2E) ------------------ Perhaps I should be ashamed of myself for cracking up at that one. Yes, yes, I should be ashamed.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at October 02, 2013 02:19 PM (dfYL9)

77 EWWWWWW!!!!

Not cool. Not cool.

I guess when your gene pool numbers in the billions, crazy sh!t can happen.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Ecclesiates 9:11) at October 02, 2013 02:19 PM (lAZep)

78 Of course. Before even hitting the link, you had to know it was China.

I thought it was going to be Russia taking the Matryoshka doll concept a bit too far.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at October 02, 2013 02:19 PM (SY2Kh)

79 That's why you always wear a rubber when you bang a pregnant lady.

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at October 02, 2013 02:19 PM (+lsX1)

80 68 -

Heh, that's true. 

Posted by: BurtTC at October 02, 2013 02:19 PM (BeSEI)

81 from Joyce's Ulysses (the Library episode):

Pooh! Buck Mulligan said. We have grown out of Wilde and paradoxes.
It's quite simple. He proves by algebra that Hamlet's grandson is
Shakespeare's grandfather and that he himself is the ghost of his own
father.

[and no, it didn't occur to me that that story was from China.]

Posted by: mallfly at October 02, 2013 02:20 PM (bJm7W)

82 Petulant bitches persist being beeyatches:

@postpolitics

Park Service rejects RNCÂ’s offer to help reopen WWII Memorial http://wapo.st/1c6bn1g

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at October 02, 2013 02:20 PM (1C7lu)

83

Like the one the Senate voted down 0-97?

 

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at October 02, 2013 06:17 PM (/kI1Q)

 

Yeah, that one.

Posted by: steveegg at October 02, 2013 02:20 PM (o44nj)

84 Baby Baby don't get hooked on me... Baby Baby don't get hooked on me....Cuz  Ill just use you then I'll set you free...

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 02, 2013 02:20 PM (S1X4V)

85 Man with two faces, Edward Mordrake and
Chang Tzu Ping

Kinda like Siamese twins (probably)


Posted by: The Future is NOW at October 02, 2013 02:20 PM (iY3ig)

86 Giving new life to that old saw:  "Man, have you gained weight?  You look like you ate your baby brother!"

Posted by: Sharkman at October 02, 2013 02:20 PM (V5mU4)

87 really?

Posted by: Jones in CO at October 02, 2013 02:20 PM (8sCoq)

88 its like a human turducken! Posted by: mikeycat989 at October 02, 2013 06:10 PM (Ums2E) ------------------ Perhaps I should be ashamed of myself for cracking up at that one. Yes, yes, I should be ashamed. That's ok. I'm laughing like the little hemetd kid on the short bus!

Posted by: rickb223 at October 02, 2013 02:21 PM (h1D+w)

89 re 76: I suspect that's a feature: they want as much info as they can get out of you. Would just be chance if you gave them some info that suggested you were not patriotically paying your full share of taxes or anything

Posted by: mallfly at October 02, 2013 02:22 PM (bJm7W)

90 New thread, now with 90% less creepy violent fantasies!

Wanna bet?

Posted by: Harry Reid, with the slightest hint of drool on his chin at October 02, 2013 02:22 PM (hO9ad)

91 What does someone have to do to get a window in here???

Posted by: Baby No. 2 at October 02, 2013 02:22 PM (8ZskC)

92 Meta-babies.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at October 02, 2013 02:23 PM (N/Sup)

93 >>I thought it was going to be Russia taking the Matryoshka doll concept a bit too far. My money was on Florida.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 02, 2013 02:23 PM (g1DWB)

94 Kuato in Total Recall.  Already been done.

Actually its a somewhat common occurance.  This is how people that are biological Chimeras happen.  Usually, one sibling wins though and winds up  very dominant and wins leaving only some DNA from the absorbed loser behind.

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at October 02, 2013 02:23 PM (9MLX+)

95 Recursive bay-behs. Weird. If I were the parents I'd keep that one close to the vest. Like if one of my kids had a tail.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 02, 2013 02:23 PM (yETln)

96 Pfft.

 I can top that.

Posted by: A Huge Slimy Nematode In A Spider's Thorax at October 02, 2013 02:23 PM (8ZskC)

97

But, what if   big bro wanted an abortion?  Did anyone     ask?

Posted by: Meremortal at October 02, 2013 02:24 PM (1Y+hH)

98 He's in the house your stomach!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 02, 2013 02:24 PM (lVPtV)

99 100th?

Posted by: filbert at October 02, 2013 02:24 PM (FUbuZ)

100 92 Harry Reid,

Tell us a story about what a kick ass boxer you were Harry...

anyway just say no to violence....

like noted Community Organizer Barack Obama...

"Get in their faces"


Hey breaking news....

Michael "Reid" Jackson trial verdict in....

http://tinyurl.com/km4eq6s

Posted by: Sven10077 at October 02, 2013 02:24 PM (9jfyN)

101 What does someone have to do to get a window in here??? Posted by: Baby No. 2 at October 02, 2013 06:22 PM (8ZskC) ***** You should have requested a 'womb with a view'.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at October 02, 2013 02:24 PM (N/Sup)

102 @96 I was better off not knowing that.

Posted by: flounder at October 02, 2013 02:24 PM (Kkt/i)

103 Missed it by that much!  Drat you, Jane D'oh!

Posted by: filbert at October 02, 2013 02:24 PM (FUbuZ)

104 Get In Mah Belly! Ok In all seriousness, prayers for the surviving baby and parents.

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 02, 2013 02:25 PM (S1X4V)

105 gah the weirdest shit always happens in China

Posted by: Lady Billingsgate (of the North) at October 02, 2013 02:25 PM (3U89P)

106 You should have requested a 'womb with a view'. Posted by: Seamus Muldoon ------------- The pun du jour. Well played.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at October 02, 2013 02:26 PM (aDwsi)

107 Spoiler while we wait to figure out if AEG killed Michael Jackson

"The Verdict is he has been dead 4 years"

Posted by: Sven10077 at October 02, 2013 02:26 PM (9jfyN)

108  leaving only some DNA from the absorbed loser behind.

Posted by: Purp at October 02, 2013 06:23 PM................Well that explains allot about Barack then.

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 02, 2013 02:26 PM (S1X4V)

109 Was it  Elvis' baby perchance?

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 02, 2013 02:26 PM (BAS5M)

110 Off topic, Fox news just said that Tom Clancy just passed away.

Posted by: Darth Randall at October 02, 2013 02:27 PM (Zswg6)

111 Huh.

A parasite fetus growing inside a male child's body...

I wonder if this happened oh so long ago, when humanity was still a newish concept and if that's how socialism was born?

Posted by: Grimmy at October 02, 2013 02:27 PM (uUsh9)

112 speaking of Harry Reid, this was in the Dana Bash item that was an earlier thread:

"HARRY REID: Listen, Sen. Durbin explained that very well, and he did it here, did it on the floor earlier, as did Sen. Schumer. What right did they have to pick and choose what part of government is going to be funded?"

Is this guy really so stupid that he doesn't know that the House gets to determine spending, or is he just presuming his party's voters are that iggorant? I guess that if the president wants money for twenty things and the House votes money for only nineteen things, it's the House that's at fault. Go tell it to Tip O'Neill, Nevada Schmuck.

Posted by: mallfly at October 02, 2013 02:27 PM (bJm7W)

113 expected this story to be sidebar material, not post material

Posted by: The Dude at October 02, 2013 02:27 PM (vJdyz)

114

Awww......Obama is "fully  exasperated" at the shutdown.

 

Poor widdle tyke......things aren't going like they  said they would in all of his college classes;   they forgot to explain to the kiddies that "theory" is much different from "reality"......

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at October 02, 2013 02:27 PM (PZ6/M)

115 107 Lady Billingsgat(of the North)


What're you saying?

Emperor
Qin Shi Huang and the Mercury Milkshakes

Posted by: Sven10077 at October 02, 2013 02:27 PM (9jfyN)

116 re 112: I'm pretty sure I saw that on Drudge or someplace this morning. I can't recall if he was one of us.

Posted by: mallfly at October 02, 2013 02:28 PM (bJm7W)

117 Obama was a parasite growing in his slut momma's belly.

Over/under whether Stanley Ann would have aborted Barky if it had been legal way back?

As much as I hate abortion...

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 02, 2013 02:28 PM (lVPtV)

118 twitterdude @redsteeze performs useful target identification for SMOD:

Love when media pretends that Harry Reid being struck by a flaming rock from outer space wouldn't instantly solve 85% of our Gov. problems

(Don't blame me; @instapundit RT'ed it)

Posted by: filbert at October 02, 2013 02:28 PM (FUbuZ)

119 118 Mallfly,

He was in many ways a JFK Republican/Reagan Democrat...

my foster dad met the guy three times...said he was classy.

Posted by: Sven10077 at October 02, 2013 02:29 PM (9jfyN)

120 Chimeras would be a good thing to put in a murder mystery. If say a Harry Reid type was a Chimera.  And the only DNA on the little body came from Harry's absorbed twin...  yeah that would be a head scratcher to solve.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at October 02, 2013 02:29 PM (B4DX9)

121 Did BabyÂ’Â’ live?

If so does BabyÂ’ have to pay child support?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Ecclesiates 9:11) at October 02, 2013 02:30 PM (lAZep)

122 expected this story to be sidebar material, not post material

Given the festering shithole that the previous thread was becoming, this one could have been about dancing cockroaches for all I would have cared.

Posted by: filbert at October 02, 2013 02:30 PM (FUbuZ)

123 Is it wrong that I guessed correctly it was an Asian child? That's some crazy sh1t

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at October 02, 2013 02:30 PM (9eDbm)

124 It's not a tumor! It's a baby!

Posted by: Chinese Kindergarten Cop at October 02, 2013 02:30 PM (nbGZj)

125 99 But, what if big bro wanted an abortion? Did anyone ask? Posted by: Meremortal at October 02, 2013 06:24 PM (1Y+hH) Pfft. He's male, no reproductive "choice" for him!

Posted by: Insomniac at October 02, 2013 02:31 PM (NEIxp)

126 Wait a minute.  I don't see the code for delivering a baby's baby.  Please leave the hospital and we'll call you when we have more information.  It'll only be 3 or 4 months.  5 tops.

Posted by: 404care at October 02, 2013 02:31 PM (nsOJa)

127

China has a one-child policy.  Which one did they kill?

Posted by: Liberty Lover at October 02, 2013 02:31 PM (lgSae)

128 Recursive bay-behs. Weird. Posted by: bonhomme ------------------- I would call it 'nested babies'

Posted by: Bill Clinton at October 02, 2013 02:31 PM (aDwsi)

129 mini-me

Posted by: Bill Clinton at October 02, 2013 02:32 PM (aDwsi)

130 128 404care,

Which button do I PUSH!?!

//Idiocracy Nurse

http://youtu.be/qkPGlVqqEP0

Posted by: Sven10077 at October 02, 2013 02:32 PM (9jfyN)

131 Also on FoxNews.com... http://www.foxnews.com/science/2013/10/02/beaver-butts-emit-goo-used-in-vanilla-flavored-foods/ They must have a news of the weird and stomach turning section now.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at October 02, 2013 02:32 PM (9eDbm)

132
Hey breaking news....

Michael "Reid" Jackson trial verdict in....

http://tinyurl.com/km4eq6s

***

Now we will find out what a dead pedophile is worth.

Posted by: WalrusRex at October 02, 2013 02:33 PM (Hx5uv)

133 124 filbert,

Dancing cockroaches, the media, babies literally having babies, and Hairy Reed's prolapsed anus...on the next Maury

Posted by: Sven10077 at October 02, 2013 02:33 PM (9jfyN)

134 This has happened before.  Two words:  Erick Erickson.

Posted by: jasonlives at October 02, 2013 02:33 PM (yHRnI)

135 Chimeras would be a good thing to put in a murder mystery.

Some crime series episode I watched used a chimera as a plot device.

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at October 02, 2013 02:33 PM (9MLX+)

136 For The Dude, I My Me Strawberry Eggs episode 1
http://youtu.be/9O_rYqvuIhE

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at October 02, 2013 02:33 PM (B4DX9)

137 Why it's downright un-biblical!!

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at October 02, 2013 02:34 PM (N/Sup)

138 134 Walrus Rex,

Quite....

I'm thinking half a fuck and 1.5 shits...

the Jackson family is all class.

Posted by: Sven10077 at October 02, 2013 02:34 PM (9jfyN)

139 Chimeras would be a good thing to put in a murder mystery. If say a Harry Reid type was a Chimera. And the only DNA on the little body came from Harry's absorbed twin... yeah that would be a head scratcher to solve. Citizen X (Russian Serial Killer) was actually caught, then released because he was a Party Member in good standing. The DNA tech claimed his DNA didn't match the one from crime scenes. Maybe they weren't lying corrupt bastiges. Maybe Citizen X really was a Chimera.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 02, 2013 02:35 PM (yETln)

140 Drawn together already had a story about a baby having a baby. Man that show was all sorts of wrong.

Posted by: Buzzion at October 02, 2013 02:35 PM (UIDB5)

141 Hallelujah!  D'oh Boy's exit papers are FINALLY complete and I can bring him home on Friday.

He and four other Marines from Okinawa who are getting out were told they "had" to purchase chow hall tickets.  Even though the chow hall is a good distance away and they've been eating at the local fast food places that are adjacent to the barracks they're in.

A funneh:  A young Pfc. asked our son why he didn't know his way around Lejeune.  Son said, "Because I've never been here."

Pfc. to Cpl. D'oh Boy:  "Where in the world have you been???"

Cpl. D'oh Boy:  "Okinawa, Korea, Twenty-nine Palms, Afghanistan, Thailand, Korea, Okinawa.  Why do you ask?"

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 02, 2013 02:35 PM (lVPtV)

142 Government Shutdown: 9 Million Moms And Babies At Risk As WIC Program Halts

http://tinyurl.com/kan5ce4

Well, you were speaking about babies and the optics on this one is as bad as the vets, so it has to be addressed quickly by the republicans in the house.

Posted by: knowledge is power at October 02, 2013 02:35 PM (Nx76m)

143 Hola Svenster!

velcome back to zee fold

Posted by: Typo Dynamofo at October 02, 2013 02:35 PM (URNUb)

144 Does Obamacare have a code for this? What' the delivering physician supposed to put on the insurance claim?

Posted by: The Future is NOW at October 02, 2013 02:35 PM (iY3ig)

145 I'm thinking half a fuck and 1.5 shits... the Jackson family is all class. Posted by: Sven10077 at October 02, 2013 06:34 PM (9jfyN) His "daughter" tried to commit suicide a couple months ago. Can you blame her?

Posted by: hello, it's me also a creep-assed cracka.. at October 02, 2013 02:35 PM (9+ccr)

146 145 Typo Dynamof,

Glad to be back...I broke zee rules and I got coolered...it is all good.

#Horde

Posted by: Sven10077 at October 02, 2013 02:37 PM (9jfyN)

147 Hallelujah! D'oh Boy's exit papers are FINALLY complete and I can bring him home on Friday.


It's just like yesterday that he was going in.

Posted by: dogfish at October 02, 2013 02:37 PM (nsOJa)

148 Got milk??
http://www.ufunk.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/Milky-Pin-Up-calendar-7.jpg

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at October 02, 2013 02:38 PM (B4DX9)

149 149 Hallelujah! D'oh Boy's exit papers are FINALLY complete and I can bring him home on Friday. So glad for you!

Posted by: hello, it's me also a creep-assed cracka.. at October 02, 2013 02:38 PM (9+ccr)

150 Gives new meaning to 'get in my belly.'

Posted by: Infidel at October 02, 2013 02:38 PM (O/fK8)

151 Jane D'oh, nice to hear that your son made it through safely.

Posted by: Darth Randall at October 02, 2013 02:38 PM (Zswg6)

152

Hallelujah! D'oh Boy's exit papers are FINALLY complete and I can bring him home on Friday.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 02, 2013 06:35 PM (lVPtV)

 

Great news. Congrats!

Posted by: ExSnipe at October 02, 2013 02:39 PM (57ubW)

153 twitterdude @redsteeze performs useful target identification for SMOD: Love when media pretends that Harry Reid being struck by a flaming rock from outer space wouldn't instantly solve 85% of our Gov. problems] (Don't blame me; @instapundit RT'ed it) Nah, he'd just be replaced by Schumer who, if it can be believed, is as bad as Reid plus twice as smarmy.

Posted by: AmishDude at October 02, 2013 02:39 PM (T0NGe)

154 Jane; the son getting out (just in time imo) must be a joy to behold and a weight off your mind.

2 thumbs up!

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Ecclesiates 9:11) at October 02, 2013 02:39 PM (lAZep)

155 By the way, friend Melvin back on the skanky old thread is hopping IP addresses/hashes and generally acting like your garden variety troll.

I believe the standing AoSHQ protocol makes it therefore Open Season over there on our good buddy.

Good hunting.

Posted by: filbert at October 02, 2013 02:39 PM (FUbuZ)

156 So Apple finally released a cheaper iPhone for disgusting poor people. That's nice of them. It's the same as the regular iPhone, but dipped in dog crap.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at October 02, 2013 02:40 PM (ZPrif)

157 Jane D'oh,

God bless your family and the boy Ms. D'oh...

I am sorry I was unable to give moral support last week.

I am so happy he is homeward bound.

He did right by is nation and his house.

Posted by: Sven10077 at October 02, 2013 02:42 PM (9jfyN)

158 Chimeras would be a good thing to put in a murder mystery. If say a Harry Reid type was a Chimera. And the only DNA on the little body came from Harry's absorbed twin... yeah that would be a head scratcher to solve.

CSI did it a few years ago.

I was all like, ewww.

Posted by: Methos at October 02, 2013 02:42 PM (hO9ad)

159 119 Obama was a parasite growing in his slut momma's belly.

Over/under whether Stanley Ann would have aborted Barky if it had been legal way back?

As much as I hate abortion...

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 02, 2013 06:28 PM (lVPtV)


I'm sure you're actually aware of this but, I'ma gonna say it anyway because I'm just that kind o' guy

Obama is just a symptom, not the cause. If Obama didn't exist, someone else would have been propped up from the Marxist Menagerie. We've sunk that far as a nation and a people.

Posted by: Grimmy at October 02, 2013 02:43 PM (uUsh9)

160 Geez. Just went and looked at the last thread  to  see  what all the hubbub was about. Glad to see that baby birthing baby can unite us all.

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 02, 2013 02:43 PM (S1X4V)

161 17 House Republicans Ready To Jump Ship And Re-Open Government -- Boehner Not Budginghttp://tinyurl.com/mk7wma7

Sheesh it was like 13 a couple of hours ago.  How many additional republican spineless jellyfish do they need for it to matter?


Posted by: knowledge is power at October 02, 2013 02:45 PM (Nx76m)

162 Thanks Horde.  Yeah, the kid loves the Marines and already misses his brothers and their wives and kids on Okinawa.  But he hates Barky with a white-hot heat, and the way he treats our troops.  His best bud wanted to take him to the airport while his wife was in labor (!!!), and the wife in labor wanted to go too.  Yikes.

I won't be at all surprised if, after he's been home and rested, he decides to join the Reserves. 

He finally managed to get paid for the month's leave he didn't get to take, which he said he would not leave Lejeune without.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 02, 2013 02:45 PM (lVPtV)

163 Great news Jane! Huge thanks to your son for his service. Are we going to get to hear any stories of the love and adoration for CiC?

Posted by: RWC at October 02, 2013 02:45 PM (LpbKr)

164 162 Minnfide,

If there's one thing we can all agree on it is "bacon"...

but Searchlight STAlker, Mutant babies from China or Florida and Michoo Jackson's insanity are damn close

Posted by: Sven10077 at October 02, 2013 02:46 PM (9jfyN)

165 Hallelujah! D'oh Boy's exit papers are FINALLY complete and I can bring him home on Friday.


Party at the D'oh Residence!

Virtual Party here at AoSHQ, Friday Night!  Everybody wear your best pair of pants to take off at the ONT!

Posted by: filbert at October 02, 2013 02:46 PM (FUbuZ)

166 OT/ ..from the DAILY MAIL

"EXCLUSIVE: Less than 1 per cent of Web visitors are signing up for Obamacare on some state health exchange websites


*Link to article in signature.*


The real story will come when the insurance companies report their own numbers from exchange customers.

Posted by: Serious Cat at October 02, 2013 02:46 PM (UypUQ)

167 Purp and Methos, there is a real case of a woman Chimera who almost lost custody of her children because DNA testing showed they were not her's.  All the children's DNA came from her absorbed twin.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at October 02, 2013 02:46 PM (B4DX9)

168 I can finally tell Tales of the Corp(se)™ under Commander Prissypants.  I may convince D'oh Boy to comment here.

Our kid is funny as hell, by the way.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 02, 2013 02:47 PM (lVPtV)

169 They're not signing up because;

1) the site is ckufed
2) they can't navigate the site
3) the choices suck
4) they can't afford what choices are offered
5) If you try to opt out, they already have you data and threaten you with fines and garnishments and liens if you don't pay your fine.
6) most americans are smarter than the average government worker. (2008 and 2012 not necessarily examples)

I don't know why the Reps don't just sit back and let the sh!t fly.

Most people will not be able to afford the plans offered and will attempt an opt out or will not sign up in the first place and will wait to see what happens with the IRS.

Remember the first fines will be very low. They won't get large for a couple years.

Most young folks will say; "I'll keep my dough, bro. Thnx Bye".

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Ecclesiates 9:11) at October 02, 2013 02:50 PM (lAZep)

170 EXCLUSIVE: Less than 1 per cent of Web visitors are signing up for Obamacare on some state health exchange websites But we're still going to claim the websites went down due to Obamacare's popularity.

Posted by: Lefties at October 02, 2013 02:51 PM (yETln)

171 Great news Jane. Thrilled for you.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at October 02, 2013 02:52 PM (7qrZb)

172 Remember the first fines will be very low. They won't get large for a couple years. Most young folks will say; "I'll keep my dough, bro. Thnx Bye". I'm curious to see if the threats of fines and house liens and direct bank-account debits will pan out.

Posted by: Lefties at October 02, 2013 02:53 PM (yETln)

173 It just sounds like something that would happen in China.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 02, 2013 02:53 PM (DmNpO)

174 Remember the first fines will be very low. They won't get large for a couple years. Most young folks will say; "I'll keep my dough, bro. Thnx Bye". And yet they're setting up early signups as a sign of success.

Posted by: AmishDude at October 02, 2013 02:53 PM (T0NGe)

175 I'm curious to see if the threats of fines and house liens and direct bank-account debits will pan out. ** Well, it IS the IRS

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 02, 2013 02:53 PM (DmNpO)

176

I'm sure you're actually aware of this but, I'ma gonna say it anyway because I'm just that kind o' guy Obama is just a symptom, not the cause. If Obama didn't exist, someone else would have been propped up from the Marxist Menagerie. We've sunk that far as a nation and a people.

 

Posted by: Grimmy at October 02, 2013 06:43 PM (uUsh9)

 

That was supposed to be me, ME, DAMMIT!  Now I have to make sure the field is entirely clear before the Iowa caucuses to claim my birthright.

Posted by: Hiliary Rotten Clinton at October 02, 2013 02:55 PM (o44nj)

177 EXCLUSIVE: Less than 1 per cent of Web visitors are signing up for Obamacare on some state health exchange websites *** My sister is unemployed and went to the Florida website today to find that she couldn't even fill out the form. There are required questions where a drop-down box is used yet the drop-down is disabled.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 02, 2013 02:56 PM (DmNpO)

178 I'm curious to see if the threats of fines and house liens and direct bank-account debits will pan out.

Posted by: Lefties at October 02, 2013 06:53 PM (yETln)

That would be highly illegal.  Remember folks, its out of the tax refund or nothing at all.

Posted by: Serious Cat at October 02, 2013 02:56 PM (UypUQ)

179 Purp and Methos, there is a real case of a woman Chimera who almost lost custody of her children because DNA testing showed they were not her's. All the children's DNA came from her absorbed twin.

Yikes. They would have known they belonged somewhere in the family, though, right? It would have had to have been a non-identical twin, but presumably a sister to have been caught at all and not generate a great deal of "WTF?".

Posted by: Methos at October 02, 2013 02:59 PM (hO9ad)

180 For those curious about the mention of the Widening Gyre but to ckufing lazy to look it up.

HERE;


The Second Coming

Turning and turning in the widening gyre
The falcon cannot hear the falconer;
Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold;
Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world,
The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere
The ceremony of innocence is drowned;
The best lack all conviction, while the worst
Are full of passionate intensity.

Surely some revelation is at hand;
Surely the Second Coming is at hand.
The Second Coming! Hardly are those words out
When a vast image out of Spiritus Mundi
Troubles my sight: somewhere in sands of the desert
A shape with lion body and the head of a man,
A gaze blank and pitiless as the sun,
Is moving its slow thighs, while all about it
Reel shadows of the indignant desert birds.
The darkness drops again; but now I know
That twenty centuries of stony sleep
Were vexed to nightmare by a rocking cradle,
And what rough beast, its hour come round at last,
Slouches towards Bethlehem to be born?

William B. Yeats

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Ecclesiates 9:11) at October 02, 2013 02:59 PM (lAZep)

181 There are required questions where a drop-down box is used yet the drop-down is disabled. Load testing ... nope. Unit testing ... nope. Use-case testing ... nope. Integration testing ... nope. Has anyone tried different languages? I expect: Internationalization ... nope. Way to be, guys. Way to be.

Posted by: Lefties at October 02, 2013 03:00 PM (yETln)

182 Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Ecclesiates 9:11) at October 02, 2013 06:50 PM ...............Yep. As far as 0care goes. I say give it to them full steaming pile ahead. BUT, then I look at it and I think I can predict what will happen. Non of the LIV's know that they are being subsidized. To them subsidies fall from Barry's Unicorn's Uterus.  When this thing turns into the steaming pile of shit that it is,  they'll just pump some more money into it to make it look good.

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 02, 2013 03:00 PM (S1X4V)

183 Legalize Chinese Chimera Birth...

//Stoned With Wendy

Posted by: Sven10077 at October 02, 2013 03:01 PM (9jfyN)

184 Posted by: Serious Cat at October 02, 2013 06:56 PM (UypUQ)

Why would you persist in a belief that they would obey the letter of the law in the future when they have yet to show any restraint or inclination to do so, so far?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Ecclesiates 9:11) at October 02, 2013 03:01 PM (lAZep)

185

Has anyone tried different languages?

I expect:

Internationalization ... nope.

 

Way to be, guys. Way to be.

 

Posted by: Lefties at October 02, 2013 07:00 PM (yETln)

'

I'd expect Spanish and perhaps Arabic to work.

Posted by: steveegg at October 02, 2013 03:01 PM (o44nj)

186 I'm trying to imagine my leftard, uninsured sister trying to navigate Obamacare yesterday and today.  She was convinced, by the way, that her healthcare would be free.

*suppresses evil giggle*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 02, 2013 03:02 PM (lVPtV)

187 Who'd they contract for the sign up websites?

Those guys Romney hired?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Ecclesiates 9:11) at October 02, 2013 03:03 PM (lAZep)

188 Posted by: steveegg at October 02, 2013 07:01 PM (o44nj)

Illegals are exempt. And how do you prove it?

I'm switching sides.

Que?

No habla Engles.

No tengo dinero.

No mas.

Chingado tu madre.

Besame mi culo.

There I'm all set.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Ecclesiates 9:11) at October 02, 2013 03:06 PM (lAZep)

189 Who'd they contract for the sign up websites? Those guys Romney hired? How do they validate you're a real person and US Citizen? Is it more rigorous than e-Verify?

Posted by: bonhomme at October 02, 2013 03:06 PM (yETln)

190

The boys were meant to be twins, but one egg became embedded in the wrong place. The book "Freaks" goes into this - people born with three or four arms or legs or two heads (and yeah, there was a guy with two working penises - a moron's dream) - those extra parts are actually part of the body of the deceased twin. The same thing happens with Siamese twins, except both twins live.

 

I'm a twin (my sister died shortly after we were born and there was nothing "freaky" about us - just two premature and underweight babies. Many of the babies in neonatal units are twins) and twin pregnancies and fetal development can go wrong in so many ways, that believe me, I consider myself very lucky.

Posted by: Donna V. at October 02, 2013 03:06 PM (R3gO3)

191 http://tinyurl.com/lo2368o


BWAHAHAHA AEG was found not to have forced Michoo Jackson to OD....

SANITY wins for once in El Lay

Posted by: Sven10077 at October 02, 2013 03:13 PM (9jfyN)

192

Who'd they contract for the sign up websites?

 

Those guys Romney hired?

 

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Ecclesiates 9:11) at October 02, 2013 07:03 PM (lAZep)

 

That was their reward for ORCA.

 

Dunno if I'm being sarcastic or right because I don't know where those jokers ended up after sabotaging the GOP GOTV.

Posted by: steveegg at October 02, 2013 03:22 PM (o44nj)

193 Dang! Just dang. Or maybe this calls for a dern. Or shoot.

Posted by: EROWMER at October 02, 2013 03:22 PM (OONaw)

195

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Ecclesiates 9:11) at October 02, 2013 07:06 PM (lAZep)

 

I'm not talking about illegals - I'm talking about those here legally who don't speak English.

 

Besides, in a few years, they'll be the official languages.

Posted by: steveegg at October 02, 2013 03:30 PM (o44nj)

196 I'd expect Spanish and perhaps Arabic to work.

Spanish, yes.  BiDi languages like Arabic and Hebrew -- NO.

German - NO.
Creole - YES.  Standard French? NO.

The lack of any BiDi suggests to me there's gonna be major architectural display generation module issues in the future. 

That's something you have to build in.  You don't smooth it on like Bondo by just enabling Unicode 5 in a compiler


Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at October 02, 2013 03:30 PM (9MLX+)

197 This is a National Enquirer or World Weekly News article, right?

Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at October 02, 2013 03:59 PM (pginn)

198 I believe in making the world safe for our children, but not for out
children's children, because I don't think children should be having sex.

Posted by: Jack Handey at October 02, 2013 04:04 PM (28+LT)

199 are we sure that the twin isn't still alive in a basement somewhere and there was no jackal involved?

Posted by: Evil Libertarian at October 02, 2013 04:45 PM (Xcb5k)

200

Presumably, the little brother died; otherwise we would have seen his picture and told us his name. (This is a dog that isn't barking.) It's a odd, but ultimately sad story.

Posted by: My Sisters' Brother at October 02, 2013 05:34 PM (khwNf)

201 Dude.  PhilDickian to the exterme.

Posted by: jc at October 02, 2013 05:39 PM (OrJXZ)

202 Dean Venture on meeting his new Uncle: "Eeew. It's like shaking hands with a chicken dinner."

Posted by: cackfinger at October 02, 2013 06:22 PM (OsCtd)

203

·         Shutnado – taken

·         Shutnami

·         Shutoclone

·         Shuttastrophe

·         Shut-derstorm

·         Shutterquake

·         shut-yo-mouf

·         Shutcano

·         Shut-zebub

·         Shut-tan

·         Shut-tle Diplomacy

·         Shut's Up With That?

·         Shut-ever

·         Shut-you-gonna-do?

·         Shut Doesn't Kill You, Makes you Stronger

·         Shut is to be done?

·         Shut my Dad Says

·         (and for the geeks) Shut-duino

Posted by: bob, henchman at large at October 02, 2013 08:59 PM (1efte)

204 And straight into the barrel for me.

Send snacks.  This could take a while.

Posted by: bob, henchman at large at October 02, 2013 08:59 PM (1efte)

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