May 15, 2013
— Ace Late last night I wrote about the White House's new claim -- that the Benghazi emails quoted by the media were "doctored." From Brad Woodhouse, Democrat Party Communications Director.
So the GOP - after all these months - couldn't find a smoking gun on Benghazi so they have resorted to doctoring emails.
— Brad Woodhouse (@woodhouseb) May 14, 2013
Want to know the real story?I warned people off this spin today, reminding them of the fact that investigators were not permitted to make copies of the emails. They were only permitted to view them.
So of course there are going to be differences -- the White House is refusing to allow people to have the actual verbatim copies! All of these quotes come from a limited reading period and note-taking.
White House conclusion? They're doctoring emails!
Note the game they're playing -- they release one email, refusing to release the rest, just to quibble over phrasing in a quote of the email. And yet they themselves have it within their power to guarantee accurate quotes, by simply releasing the emails publicly. But they refuse to, citing, I imagine, "national security."
Which suddenly isn't such a very big concern when they have the opportunity to make a "doctored email" claim.
Well, it turns out that not even the media is stupid enough to fall for this tactic, and is now telling the White House to release all the emails.
Jake Tapper, who got a little burned and I would guess a little embarrassed by the White House's dishonest use of him, is similarly calling for the full emails to be released, and not just select snippets where the White House contrives a scandal out of a typo.
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Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 15, 2013 10:02 AM (+98Gb)
Looks like the mfm might be starting to tear princess backnine's playhouse down. Which is nice.
Posted by: Chariots of Toast at May 15, 2013 10:03 AM (LO3HN)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, totally not NSA at May 15, 2013 10:04 AM (fMiHM)
Posted by: Jean at May 15, 2013 10:04 AM (CMlD4)
Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at May 15, 2013 10:04 AM (ggRof)
Posted by: The MFM at May 15, 2013 10:05 AM (yD5io)
Wow. Ol' Brad got hisself 15 whole retweets. What a fucking powerhouse opinion leader he is.
Jagoff.
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at May 15, 2013 10:05 AM (CJjw5)
Posted by: Country Singer at May 15, 2013 10:05 AM (L8r/r)
Posted by: jewells45 at May 15, 2013 10:05 AM (l/N7H)
Posted by: hello, it's me Donna at May 15, 2013 10:05 AM (9+ccr)
Posted by: ParisPaBooooosh at May 15, 2013 10:06 AM (NmyQe)
Posted by: Rosemary Woodsp at May 15, 2013 10:06 AM (mLq7u)
Posted by: © Sponge at May 15, 2013 10:06 AM (xmcEQ)
White House response will be: "Fuck you, we won. But here, have a few cherry-picked emails. Just to keep you quiet, you ungrateful bastards. You think you'd be THANKING us."
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorirst) Party Hobbit [/s][/i][/b][/u] at May 15, 2013 10:07 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorirst) Party Hobbit [/s][/i][/b][/u] at May 15, 2013 10:07 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: hello, it's me Donna at May 15, 2013 02:05 PM (9+ccr)
Maybe they figure they're safe with Cahrsle Joohnsn on their side...
Posted by: Captain Hate at May 15, 2013 10:08 AM (50gjw)
Posted by: John McEmbarrassment - Father of a Fat Stupid at May 15, 2013 10:08 AM (xmcEQ)
Posted by: Flatbush Joe at May 15, 2013 10:08 AM (ZPrif)
I swear Lost! we tried valiantly to retrieve them. We will revisit the issue after sequester is over around 2016
thanks
Posted by: willow at May 15, 2013 10:09 AM (nqBYe)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorirst) Party Hobbit at May 15, 2013 02:07 PM (4df7R)
I didn't know either. This is from his twitter profile:
Democratic Party Communications Director, Husband, Father, Fisherman, BBaller, Political and Pro Football Junkie
Posted by: Tami[/i][/b][/u][/s] at May 15, 2013 10:09 AM (X6akg)
Posted by: George W Bush at May 15, 2013 10:09 AM (yD5io)
Posted by: Country Singer at May 15, 2013 02:05 PM (L8r/r)
I doubt it. He's probably staring out a window wishing he could be on the golf course right now. I doubt he even knows Carney's speaking or Holder's testifying. Her certainly doesn't seem to know about anything else anyone does in his so-called "administration."
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorirst) Party Hobbit [/s][/i][/b][/u] at May 15, 2013 10:09 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: Flatbush Joe at May 15, 2013 02:08 PM (ZPrif)
Fixed for my dreams tonight.
Posted by: © Sponge at May 15, 2013 10:09 AM (xmcEQ)
( head/desk ) x100
Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at May 15, 2013 10:10 AM (YTstp)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 15, 2013 10:10 AM (piMMO)
Posted by: Preezy Ocriminal at May 15, 2013 10:10 AM (vJ+mj)
My proposed tweet.
"hand over the e-mails or we'll send in Sandy Berger to get them. You've been warned "
Posted by: polynikes at May 15, 2013 10:10 AM (m2CN7)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 15, 2013 10:11 AM (9Bj8R)
Posted by: GnuBreed at May 15, 2013 10:11 AM (ccXZP)
Posted by: mrp at May 15, 2013 10:11 AM (HjPtV)
Thanks, Tami!
Ah, so he's someone I should know but, blissfully, don't. I feel I am a better person for this.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorirst) Party Hobbit [/s][/i][/b][/u] at May 15, 2013 10:11 AM (4df7R)
Democratic Party Communications Director, Husband, Father, Fisherman, BBaller, Political and Pro Football Junkie
Posted by: Tami at May 15, 2013 02:09 PM (X6akg)
BBaller? Black baller? Barack baller?
Posted by: © Sponge at May 15, 2013 10:11 AM (xmcEQ)
Posted by: EC at May 15, 2013 10:11 AM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: willow at May 15, 2013 10:12 AM (nqBYe)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 15, 2013 10:12 AM (piMMO)
Posted by: Rep Watt [/i] [/b] at May 15, 2013 10:12 AM (YTstp)
Posted by: polynikes at May 15, 2013 10:12 AM (m2CN7)
He knows alright. He sent Carney out there to fight the lions in order to distract from Holder's hearing.
I'm thinking Ratface Jarret sent Carney out to pay the piper while Obama takes a nap and cries for his binky.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorirst) Party Hobbit [/s][/i][/b][/u] at May 15, 2013 10:13 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 15, 2013 10:13 AM (9Bj8R)
Posted by: filbert the Whig at May 15, 2013 10:14 AM (7vimm)
Posted by: JackStraw at May 15, 2013 10:14 AM (g1DWB)
I want to know exactly where Barry was that night. In bed? Watching TV?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 15, 2013 10:14 AM (lVPtV)
One on ESPN and one on Golf Network.
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at May 15, 2013 10:14 AM (ZKzrr)
Posted by: Mel Watt at May 15, 2013 10:14 AM (HVOxM)
Posted by: hello, it's me Donna at May 15, 2013 10:14 AM (9+ccr)
Posted by: Country Singer at May 15, 2013 10:15 AM (L8r/r)
Posted by: buzzion at May 15, 2013 10:15 AM (LI48c)
Posted by: Arboc Rednammoc at May 15, 2013 10:15 AM (wXcOC)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 15, 2013 10:15 AM (piMMO)
Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at May 15, 2013 10:15 AM (+x8q5)
that is all.....
Posted by: © Sponge at May 15, 2013 10:16 AM (xmcEQ)
Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at May 15, 2013 10:16 AM (+x8q5)
I want to know exactly where Barry was that night. In bed? Watching TV?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 15, 2013 02:14 PM (lVPtV
That's been my proposed strategy. They of course will testify it was their commanding officer. You then subpoena that commanding officer and ask him the same question and so on.
Posted by: polynikes at May 15, 2013 10:16 AM (m2CN7)
You know....
I like the flaming skull and all, but with the rapid-fire scandals it'd be cool to use the First Debate screenshot where Chrissy Matthews and that ugly dude were both like frowny face and bummed out, man.
Posted by: Bigby's Rodeo Hands at May 15, 2013 10:16 AM (3ZtZW)
Acting Internal Revenue Service Commissioner Steven Miller has said his agency has pinpointed two "rogue" employees in the agency's Cincinnati office as being principally responsible for "overly aggressive" handling of Tea Party requests for tax-exempt status over the past two years, a congressional source told CNN on Wednesday.
Even if I were to believe this was all the fault of two "rogue" employees, that does nothing to let the rest of the IRS off the hook. Conservative groups complained about their treatment, and nothing was done. Dems were out there beating the drums, DEMANDING the IRS target conservatives, and nothing was done. The Preezy himself joked about using the IRS against his enemies, and nothing was done.
They can try and make a couple of employees into fall guys, but every last one of them up the food chain to the Oval Office is guilty as sin. If they didn't have their hand in the dealings directly they sure as hell offered their passive, tacit approval.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorirst) Party Hobbit [/s][/i][/b][/u] at May 15, 2013 10:16 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: filbert the Whig at May 15, 2013 10:17 AM (7vimm)
No one is going to get any meaningful emails. Not the press, not congress, no one. Executive priviledge, baby.
Who are you going to call to make me? Eric Holder? Bwahahahaha!
Posted by: Baraka O'Preezy at May 15, 2013 10:17 AM (iP+GL)
Posted by: Rosemary Woodsp at May 15, 2013 10:17 AM (mLq7u)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 15, 2013 10:17 AM (piMMO)
WTF?!
A grandchild sitting on the knee of a Representative during a hearing?!
Are you sure it's a grandchild? It might be George Stephanopolous.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorirst) Party Hobbit [/s][/i][/b][/u] at May 15, 2013 10:17 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: Joe Biden at May 15, 2013 10:17 AM (C8mVl)
http://tinyurl.com/au38kbd
Posted by: Tami at May 15, 2013 02:14 PM (X6akg)
Which one is he? The homo with the earring or the homo with the glasses?
NTTAWWT or anything. I mean, it's no business of mine if they just finished sucking each others cocks.
Posted by: © Sponge at May 15, 2013 10:17 AM (xmcEQ)
Posted by: Baldy at May 15, 2013 10:17 AM (tyDFN)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 15, 2013 02:15 PM (jKWYf)
He's the douche on the right.
Posted by: Tami[/i][/b][/u][/s] at May 15, 2013 10:17 AM (X6akg)
Posted by: EC at May 15, 2013 10:17 AM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 15, 2013 10:18 AM (piMMO)
Posted by: the bearded UNIX god at May 15, 2013 10:18 AM (xw77v)
Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at May 15, 2013 10:18 AM (YTstp)
Someone I never heard of and his mansqueeze.
Posted by: eleven at May 15, 2013 10:19 AM (KXm42)
Dumbass Carney just said can't release internal deliberations (emails) all though they did give one that they thought was helpful.
ps - i hate carneys.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 15, 2013 10:19 AM (jKWYf)
Posted by: AmishDude at May 15, 2013 10:19 AM (xSegX)
pinpointed two "rogue" employees
Sooner or later some of these "rogue" "low level" employees are going to start whistleblowing en masse. If they're that "low level", they won't have anything to lose, and probably perceive something to gain by getting themselves splashed all over news coverage and Congressional hearings.
Posted by: Country Singer at May 15, 2013 10:19 AM (L8r/r)
Posted by: hello, it's me Donna at May 15, 2013 10:19 AM (9+ccr)
Posted by: AmishDude at May 15, 2013 10:19 AM (xSegX)
Posted by: Austin Danger Powers at May 15, 2013 10:19 AM (+x8q5)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 15, 2013 10:19 AM (lVPtV)
Posted by: the bearded UNIX god at May 15, 2013 10:20 AM (xw77v)
Oh " 2 GUYS"? Yeah I remember that. It was a department store her in NJ
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 15, 2013 02:13 PM (9Bj8R)
There was a guy on one of the Fox shows yesterday that had a letter from the IRS - DC office. 'Rogue', 'Cincinnati' my ass.
Posted by: Tami[/i][/b][/u][/s] at May 15, 2013 10:20 AM (X6akg)
Posted by: Miss80sBaby at May 15, 2013 10:20 AM (YjDyJ)
Posted by: Jim Messina has "Feeling Kinda F*cked" Written On His Hand Today at May 15, 2013 10:21 AM (DLu2s)
Posted by: no good deed at May 15, 2013 10:21 AM (mjR67)
I remember that store.
Posted by: Berserker at May 15, 2013 10:21 AM (FMbng)
Posted by: Miss80sBaby at May 15, 2013 02:20 PM (YjDyJ)
*tea spewing across keyboard*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 15, 2013 10:21 AM (lVPtV)
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 15, 2013 10:22 AM (C8mVl)
Note the game they're playing -- they release one email, refusing to release the rest, just to quibble over phrasing in a quote of the email. And yet they themselves have it within their power to guarantee accurate quotes, by simply releasing the emails publicly. But they refuse to, citing, I imagine, "national security."
I swear, this administration is staffed by dolts. Don't they remember when Nixon tried that with his redacted version of the tapes? It didn't work then and it won't work now.
At least I hope. I don't want to be back here next week watching the wild hornets nest of make-up sex between the JEF and his presstitutes.
And I'll say it again - going off Willow's comment - any conservative candidate for 2014 and 2016 who doesn't make it a centerpiece of their campaign that the MFM is more than happy to cover up, smear and distort until it's their ox being gored doesn't deserve a single vote.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 15, 2013 10:22 AM (zF6Iw)
http://tinyurl.com/b5jymjz
That's scary. Did they tell The people of Massachusetts not to drink the water yesterday?
Posted by: what?????? at May 15, 2013 10:22 AM (/b8+5)
Posted by: hello, it's me Donna at May 15, 2013 10:22 AM (9+ccr)
Posted by: irright at May 15, 2013 10:23 AM (dt38j)
Rep. WolfinNC: Mr. Holder, what is this a picture of?
*holds up pic of firetruck*
Holder: I'm... uh... I believe that is... I'm not sure.
Rep. WolfinNC: *bangs head on desk*
Posted by: WolfinNC at May 15, 2013 10:23 AM (HVOxM)
Posted by: the bearded UNIX god at May 15, 2013 10:23 AM (xw77v)
Posted by: filbert the Whig at May 15, 2013 10:23 AM (7vimm)
@BrianHughesDC "It may sound odd, but I enjoy coming out here when it's challenging," Carney says.
Posted by: Miss80sBaby at May 15, 2013 10:24 AM (YjDyJ)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 15, 2013 10:24 AM (V1ZIU)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 15, 2013 10:24 AM (lVPtV)
Posted by: Brad Woodhouse at May 15, 2013 10:24 AM (+x8q5)
A smoking crater in the ground, 4-dead diplomats, still no semi-coherent account of events from the Administration, a bumper crop of lies and misdirection, and now abject panic from the WH and their media bum-kissers - but no smoking gun.
Satisfied? Now please STFU and go back to slurping on Choom Boy's pole, jackwagon.
Posted by: DocJ at May 15, 2013 10:24 AM (A5uiv)
Does Mr. D'Oh know this?
Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i][/u][/s][/b] at May 15, 2013 10:24 AM (sbV1u)
No, they don't remember it because they are 35 year old NYU grads with degrees in fiction. No history requirement or math.
Posted by: no good deed at May 15, 2013 10:25 AM (mjR67)
This is called Foreshadowing
Thank you sir, may I have another?
Posted by: Jay Carney at May 15, 2013 10:25 AM (YXmuI)
Are you sure it's a grandchild? It might be George Stephanopolous.
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tee hee
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 15, 2013 02:18 PM (piMMO)
You have to admit, it's an easy confusion to make!
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorirst) Party Hobbit [/s][/i][/b][/u] at May 15, 2013 10:25 AM (4df7R)
This is called Foreshadowing Posted by: Bigby's Rodeo Hand
SMASH CUT! SMASH CUT! SMASH CUT!
Posted by: $20k Script Wizard [/i] [/b] at May 15, 2013 10:25 AM (YTstp)
Posted by: Burn the Witch at May 15, 2013 10:25 AM (NcPjb)
Posted by: the bearded UNIX god at May 15, 2013 10:25 AM (xw77v)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 15, 2013 10:26 AM (piMMO)
Thanks, I like to make sure my chicken-hate sandwich rays are directed at the right person.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 15, 2013 10:26 AM (jKWYf)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at May 15, 2013 10:26 AM (/i3Yt)
Posted by: elizabethe at May 15, 2013 10:26 AM (qPCAa)
Posted by: hello, it's me Donna at May 15, 2013 02:22 PM (9+ccr)
I saw that. Barry with his arm around his bro. Someone needs to go to jail.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 15, 2013 10:26 AM (lVPtV)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at May 15, 2013 10:26 AM (/PCJa)
So now they added Paul Ryan to the fake conservative ads for amnesty.
It is interesting to hear how the Left thinks they can reach conservatives. Mostly by repeating the word conservative a lot.
Posted by: soothsayer at May 15, 2013 10:27 AM (yhYn1)
Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at May 15, 2013 10:27 AM (X+nFp)
"It is quite the predicament, though.
How will the Obama sitcom handle it all?"
Leather jacket + water skis + shark tank
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at May 15, 2013 10:27 AM (4I3Uo)
Posted by: WolfinNC at May 15, 2013 10:27 AM (HVOxM)
Posted by: Mainah at May 15, 2013 10:28 AM (659DL)
There was a guy on one of the Fox shows yesterday that had a letter from the IRS - DC office. 'Rogue', 'Cincinnati' my ass.
I heard someone point out that *of course* this was done in the Cincinnati office- that's the office that handles those kinds of applications.
Saying "some agents in the Cincinnati office" wrt this scandal would be rather like saying "some employees at Cape Canaveral" when talking about a "rogue" NASA launch.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at May 15, 2013 10:28 AM (/PCJa)
Posted by: Flatbush Joe at May 15, 2013 02:08 PM (ZPrif)
Huh, her feet were IN her shoes this time - guess I wasn't the only one to notice!
Posted by: Amy Shulkusky at May 15, 2013 10:28 AM (bdged)
Posted by: the bearded UNIX god at May 15, 2013 10:28 AM (xw77v)
They'll try to make it funny, but it will just be disturbing.
Tonight on a very special
Posted by: soothsayer at May 15, 2013 10:29 AM (Y4TdB)
Posted by: Ross Geller's Wife's Lesbian Lover at May 15, 2013 10:29 AM (BDU/a)
Posted by: WolfinNC at May 15, 2013 10:29 AM (HVOxM)
First act is to subpoena LTC Nichols the CO of the Tripoli SEAL Team and ask who was on the other end of the phone when you were told to stand down and what authority did he cite, if any!
Then up the chain you go!!!!
Posted by: Hrothgar at May 15, 2013 10:29 AM (Cnqmv)
Posted by: chemjeff at May 15, 2013 10:29 AM (BBWjt)
Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at May 15, 2013 02:25 PM
Ok, thats fucking funny. Was he wearing a propeller beanie?
Posted by: Berserker at May 15, 2013 10:29 AM (FMbng)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 15, 2013 10:29 AM (P7hip)
Posted by: what?????? at May 15, 2013 10:30 AM (/b8+5)
Posted by: Flatbush Joe at May 15, 2013 02:08 PM (ZPrif)
Huh, her feet were IN her shoes this time - guess I wasn't the only one to notice!
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Huh. Has she got nice feet?
Posted by: Arch & Heel Lovers, Inc.r at May 15, 2013 10:30 AM (BDU/a)
First act is to subpoena LTC Nichols the CO of the Tripoli SEAL Team and ask who was on the other end of the phone when you were told to stand down and what authority did he cite, if any!
Then up the chain you go!!!!
Posted by: Hrothgar at May 15, 2013 02:29 PM (Cnqmv
Do you believe this will happen? It has to.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 15, 2013 10:30 AM (lVPtV)
They are claiming the GOP cut spending for the embassies.
Forget that 149 dems voted for the cut along with 147 Reps.
Oh and Miss Lamb said the cuts were not the problem.
Posted by: Tilikum The Killer Assault Whale at May 15, 2013 10:30 AM (uhftQ)
Posted by: Muad'dib at May 15, 2013 10:30 AM (KjlbF)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Pirate Scum of Umbar at May 15, 2013 10:30 AM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Moochelle' Antoinette at May 15, 2013 10:31 AM (2iU3x)
I need another minute Cap'n before I can get ye back to full power!
Posted by: Scotty[/i][/u][/s][/b] at May 15, 2013 10:31 AM (sbV1u)
Sorry for the confusion.
Posted by: This Could Be Barack Obama, We're Not Sure at May 15, 2013 10:31 AM (DLu2s)
I wasn't aware that Maxine Waters had said this previously but in light of the scandals that are breaking it is even creepier than ever:
The President has put in place an organization that contains a kind of database that no one has ever seen before in life,” Representative Maxine Waters told Roland Martin on Monday. ”That’s going to be very, very powerful,” Waters said. “That database will have information about everything on every individual on ways that it’s never been done before and whoever runs for President on the Democratic ticket has to deal with that. They’re going to go down with that database and the concerns of those people because they can’t get around it. And he’s [President Obama] been very smart. It’s very powerful what he’s leaving in place.”
Posted by: Cheri at May 15, 2013 10:31 AM (G+Wff)
Posted by: garrett at May 15, 2013 10:31 AM (v/ZoD)
Posted by: WolfinNC at May 15, 2013 10:32 AM (HVOxM)
Posted by: The Other Guy at May 15, 2013 10:32 AM (DrC22)
I need another minute Cap'n before I can get ye back to full power!
Posted by: Scotty at May 15, 2013 02:31 PM (sbV1u)
Keptin, the enemy wessel wishes to discuss terms of surrender.
Posted by: Chekov at May 15, 2013 10:32 AM (GQ8sn)
I'm not sure. It was towards the beginning.
Was it in writing or something formal?
No.
Wow, these guys just fly by the seat of their pants.
Posted by: no good deed at May 15, 2013 10:32 AM (mjR67)
My take. These scandels will go the way of Fast and Furious. Bogged down in "executive privilege" and the eventual lack of political aggrandizment. They'll be old news in two weeks.
The regime is counting on it.
Posted by: Soona at May 15, 2013 10:33 AM (iP+GL)
Posted by: Snarky the Bear at May 15, 2013 10:33 AM (/b8+5)
Posted by: dananjcon at May 15, 2013 10:33 AM (jvd3N)
Posted by: Preznit Urkel X at May 15, 2013 10:33 AM (jucos)
Posted by: no good deed at May 15, 2013 10:33 AM (mjR67)
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Death has little meaning to us. If it has none to you . . . then attack us now. We grow annoyed at your fucking commie foolishness.
Posted by: Captain James T. Kirk at May 15, 2013 10:33 AM (BDU/a)
Posted by: Muad'dib at May 15, 2013 10:33 AM (KjlbF)
Posted by: Chanticleer at May 15, 2013 10:33 AM (DrC22)
Posted by: WolfinNC at May 15, 2013 10:33 AM (HVOxM)
"It will be like that episode of Too Close for Comfort where Monroe gets raped by the two large women. They'll try to make it funny, but it will just be disturbing."
Now you dun did it. This thread will now devolve into a heated shouting match about Jm J Bullock's acting chops.
I hope you're happy.
Posted by: Jaws at May 15, 2013 10:34 AM (4I3Uo)
Posted by: This Could Be Barack Obama, We're Not Sure at May 15, 2013 10:34 AM (DLu2s)
First act is to subpoena LTC Nichols the CO of the Tripoli SEAL Team and ask who was on the other end of the phone when you were told to stand down and what authority did he cite, if any!
I would recommend doing this BEFORE the "administration" contrives a way to get any and all remaining military assets connected to the Benghazi terror attack shipped off to Backwoods Buttfuck, Afghanistan, to be tragically killed in an IED attack and/or by a "friendly" Afghani soldier.
It's not a conspiracy when you have every reason to believe they'd do it.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorirst) Party Hobbit [/s][/i][/b][/u] at May 15, 2013 10:34 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: Snarky the Bear at May 15, 2013 10:34 AM (/b8+5)
Posted by: no good deed at May 15, 2013 10:35 AM (mjR67)
Posted by: what?????? at May 15, 2013 02:30 PM (/b8+5)
The same people who doctored the emails have the paperwork. It must be the work of mysterious invisible forces who are attacking Prezzy Wonderful and his minions
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 15, 2013 10:35 AM (1Jaio)
Posted by: Burn the Witch at May 15, 2013 10:35 AM (NcPjb)
Posted by: Snarky the Bear at May 15, 2013 10:35 AM (/b8+5)
First, it was wiretapping their phones.
Then, it was publicly humiliating them with the email thing.
Next, it's the smoldering bag of dogcrap right outside their office door.
Stupid media tricks.
Posted by: Roy at May 15, 2013 10:35 AM (VndSC)
OJ back in court, new stock market highs every day, and the GOP ginning up one fake controversy after another.
Posted by: Herbert Hymenhopper at May 15, 2013 10:36 AM (p8RjH)
Posted by: no good deed at May 15, 2013 10:36 AM (mjR67)
Is the Obama admin trapped inside a Tholian web?
tune in to find out how Capt Obama deals with crisis, along with providing health care for the crew, and marriage for everyone!
Posted by: soothsayer at May 15, 2013 10:36 AM (NLH1M)
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Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 15, 2013 02:31 PM (YTstp)
Was he drunk at the time?
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorirst) Party Hobbit [/s][/i][/b][/u] at May 15, 2013 10:36 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: Rosemary Woodsp at May 15, 2013 10:36 AM (mLq7u)
By Jove, you've lurched uncontrollably into the truth. It's the elusive Higgs boson that is responsible for everything that's going wrong.
Posted by: pep at May 15, 2013 10:36 AM (YXmuI)
Posted by: Muad'dib at May 15, 2013 10:37 AM (KjlbF)
It's not a conspiracy when you have every reason to believe they'd do it.
No, it's still a conspiracy. It's just not crazy.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at May 15, 2013 10:37 AM (/PCJa)
They were like Mr. White from Reservoir Dogs. He was hired rob the bank and got a little too enthusiastic when it came to execution.
Posted by: Hollowpoint at May 15, 2013 10:37 AM (SY2Kh)
Are those your talking points for the day? Is that the best they can tell you to copy and paste on this site?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 15, 2013 10:37 AM (1Jaio)
Posted by: garrett at May 15, 2013 10:37 AM (v/ZoD)
Posted by: Snarky the Bear at May 15, 2013 10:38 AM (/b8+5)
Posted by: Preznit Urkel X at May 15, 2013 10:38 AM (jucos)
Posted by: Burn the Witch at May 15, 2013 10:39 AM (NcPjb)
Posted by: Snarky the Bear at May 15, 2013 10:39 AM (/b8+5)
Posted by: The Prez at May 15, 2013 10:39 AM (dt38j)
Posted by: no good deed at May 15, 2013 02:36 PM (mjR67)
*facepalm*
He's the Attorney General, Sheila honey. You use the full title. He's not Secretary of State. You can't just drop the "Attorney" part.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorirst) Party Hobbit [/s][/i][/b][/u] at May 15, 2013 10:39 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: Snarky the Bear at May 15, 2013 10:39 AM (/b8+5)
Are those your talking points for the day? Is that the best they can tell you to copy and paste on this site?
C'mon. You think I write these? It's not like we have any real defense against several real and credible allegations (with evidence!!) of malfaesance. We just kind of have to hope our talking points make enough white-noise to drown you wingnuts out.
Posted by: Herbert Lickenpooper at May 15, 2013 10:40 AM (/PCJa)
It must be the work of mysterious invisible forces who are attacking Prezzy Wonderful and his minions
"Hellloooooo! It's called a "Vast Right Wing Conspiracy," people. Keep up!"
-Shrillary
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorirst) Party Hobbit [/s][/i][/b][/u] at May 15, 2013 10:40 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at May 15, 2013 10:41 AM (ULg3N)
I'm glad you see it that way. When the next Republican president directs the IRS to target your truck stop gloryhole "business" you'll have nothing to complain about.
Posted by: Hollowpoint at May 15, 2013 10:41 AM (SY2Kh)
Posted by: joncelli, the traditionalist at May 15, 2013 10:41 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Snarky the Bear at May 15, 2013 10:41 AM (/b8+5)
Next up at bat, daryl issa starting with a short voice recording.
Double points if it's Mmm, Bop.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at May 15, 2013 10:41 AM (/PCJa)
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Megyn Kelly's legs deserve a raise.
Posted by: Flatbush Joe at May 15, 2013 02:08 PM (ZPrif)
Huh, her feet were IN her shoes this time - guess I wasn't the only one to notice!
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Huh. Has she got nice feet?
Well, it was just the right foot - and she's 6 months preggers, so not really, sorry.
Posted by: Amy Shulkusky at May 15, 2013 10:41 AM (bdged)
-"Michelle; drinking problem. Gotta get on the View before Baba WaWa retires, they might hire a replacement that's not a drooling imbecile. Star Jones is on standby to wet herself with compassion at the news".
-"Sasha: Eating disorder. Either buliemia or compulsive overeating, we're not sure which polls better yet. You'll know when either a pallet of Ipecac or Cool Ranch Doritos shows up in your room."
-"Malia: Gay. You are now gay. Your fiancee is a lovely womyn's studies major named Starshyne Goldblatt-Carson and you love her very deeply and just want the happiness other people have. Here's a plate of fish tacos, start practicing. "
-"Bo: a dead pet is always cause for an outpouring of compassion. If it's any consolation, your funeral will be delicious!"
Posted by: This Could Be Barack Obama, We're Not Sure at May 15, 2013 10:42 AM (DLu2s)
Posted by: no good deed at May 15, 2013 02:36 PM (mjR67)
Are they on a last name basis?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 15, 2013 10:42 AM (1Jaio)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at May 15, 2013 10:42 AM (/PCJa)
Posted by: Snarky the Bear at May 15, 2013 10:42 AM (/b8+5)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at May 15, 2013 02:41 PM (/PCJa)
Triple if it starts as "Mmm, Bop" but segues into "Never Gonna Give You Up."
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorirst) Party Hobbit [/s][/i][/b][/u] at May 15, 2013 10:42 AM (4df7R)
Obama's shields are down to 67 percent, but they are still holding. A
couple more blasts may cause them to buckle, or at least put a strain on
the crystals.
Obama. . .I'm laughing at the superior intellect.
Posted by: ADMIRAL James T. Kirk at May 15, 2013 10:42 AM (zF6Iw)
The Obamites are all loyal and faithful as can be, yet they've got all of this coming down on them. Hopefully, history will recognize that this is a far worse collection of misdeeds and incompetence than anything that happened in the 70s.
Posted by: epobirs at May 15, 2013 10:43 AM (kcfmt)
Posted by: Snarky the Bear at May 15, 2013 10:44 AM (/b8+5)
Triple if it starts as "Mmm, Bop" but segues into "Never Gonna Give You Up."
Quadruple if the medly continues with "I Will Always Love You" (Whitney version).
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at May 15, 2013 10:44 AM (/PCJa)
Posted by: no good deed at May 15, 2013 02:36 PM (mjR67)
She gets nervous using the word attorney. She keeps expecting it to be preceded by the phrase "You have the right to an"
Posted by: Hollowpoint at May 15, 2013 10:44 AM (SY2Kh)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at May 15, 2013 10:45 AM (E+3VA)
"Requirements for recusal determination
[...] The Attorney General shall determine under [some official paragraph] whether recusal is necessary. The Attorney General shall set forth this determination IN WRITING, identify the facts considered, and set forth the reasons for the recusal."
BAM - David Sirota style
Posted by: The Q at May 15, 2013 10:45 AM (XQzGn)
Posted by: JackStraw at May 15, 2013 10:45 AM (g1DWB)
Okay, Shelia Jackson Lee just thanked "Mr. General" for his wonderful work prosecuting human trafficking cases.
Posted by: no good deed at May 15, 2013 02:36 PM (mjR67)
*facepalm*
He's the Attorney General, Sheila honey. You use the full title. He's not Secretary of State. You can't just drop the "Attorney" part.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorirst) Party Hobbit at May 15, 2013 02:39 PM (4df7R)
Just be grateful she didn't call him "Mr. General Motors."
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 15, 2013 10:45 AM (zF6Iw)
Posted by: Snarky the Bear at May 15, 2013 10:46 AM (/b8+5)
Posted by: Snarky the Bear at May 15, 2013 10:47 AM (/b8+5)
She gets nervous using the word attorney. She keeps expecting it to be preceded by the phrase "You have the right to an"
I LOLd. Hard. The whole office is looking at me.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 15, 2013 10:49 AM (zF6Iw)
Posted by: JackStraw at May 15, 2013 02:45 PM (g1DWB)
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Don't get me wrong. My hope is that this is, at least, the start of the undoing of this regime. I just don't have much faith in the political process anymore.
Posted by: Soona at May 15, 2013 10:50 AM (iP+GL)
Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at May 15, 2013 10:53 AM (X+nFp)
are still holding. A couple more blasts may cause them to buckle, or at
least put a strain on the crystals.Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 15,
2013 02:29 PM (P7hip)
I need another minute Cap'n before I can get ye back to full power!
Posted by: Scotty at May 15, 2013 02:31 PM (sbV1u)
Keptin, the enemy wessel wishes to discuss terms of surrender.
Posted by: Chekov at May 15, 2013 02:32 PM (GQ8sn)
Hailing frequencies open, Captain...Posted by: Lt Uhura at May 15, 2013 11:08 AM (Jls4P)
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Obama's shields are down to 67 percent, but they are still holding. A
couple more blasts may cause them to buckle, or at least put a strain on
the crystals.
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Death has little meaning to us. If it has none to you . . . then attack us now. We grow annoyed at your fucking commie foolishness.
Posted by: Captain James T. Kirk at May 15, 2013 02:33 PM (BDU/a)
I really hope that line is in the next movie, because it's fucking awesome.
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at May 15, 2013 11:11 AM (CJjw5)
Posted by: Cartman's _Evil_Twin at May 15, 2013 11:21 AM (QypFE)
George W Bush
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Laura would give him a dirty look for dropping an f-bomb on national tv?
Posted by: Mayday at May 15, 2013 11:50 AM (F3s39)
But we know the invisible forces are raaaaacist Republikkkans.
Posted by: MSM and Democrats, but I repeat myself at May 15, 2013 12:07 PM (F3s39)
Wow were those guys ever busy. Must be the IRS employees of the century right there.
Posted by: An Observation at May 15, 2013 12:41 PM (ylhEn)
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Posted by: The Q at May 15, 2013 10:01 AM (XQzGn)