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March 24, 2013

Bashar Assad Has Either Been Shot, Or Not Shot
— Ace

Some reports said he was shot by one of his own bodyguards and in serious condition and a hospital.

Later reports said he was not shot and in "high spirits."

In related news, many other people have either been shot or not shot.

Posted by: Ace at 05:08 PM | Comments (417)
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1 well now, that thread did not last very long

Posted by: Alex at March 24, 2013 05:09 PM (aPAIU)

2 Maybe we will get the I can't see shit troll again

Posted by: Alex at March 24, 2013 05:09 PM (aPAIU)

:::Bashar Assad Has Either Been Shot, Or Not Shot:::

The same thing happened to me yesterday. Or not.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at March 24, 2013 05:10 PM (JDIKC)

4 In other news, Generalismo Franco is still not dead

Posted by: Alex at March 24, 2013 05:10 PM (aPAIU)

5
Schrodinger's dictator....

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at March 24, 2013 05:11 PM (kdS6q)

6 5: why did you mail me a dead cat?

Posted by: Alex at March 24, 2013 05:11 PM (aPAIU)

7 The same thing happened to me yesterday. Or not.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at March 24, 2013 09:10 PM (JDIKC)

You too?

Posted by: EC at March 24, 2013 05:12 PM (doBIb)

I am the only Dictator qualified enough to handle this here Gloc***POW!***

Posted by: Assir Bashad at March 24, 2013 05:12 PM (vvk2F)

9 He may also be gay, or not gay. I hear he banged a sheep, but maybe not, maybe it was a horse, or not.

WTF is up with these news organizations?

Posted by: @PurpAv at March 24, 2013 05:12 PM (/gHaE)

10 He is Heisenburg's Assad.

Posted by: Minuteman at March 24, 2013 05:13 PM (dSE0q)

11 why would a dictator use a glock when they could have this http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gryazev-Shipunov_GSh-6-30

Posted by: Alex at March 24, 2013 05:13 PM (aPAIU)

12 So is Lil Wayne dead or not?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 24, 2013 05:13 PM (GEICT)

13 12: perhaps

Posted by: Alex at March 24, 2013 05:13 PM (aPAIU)

14 If you notice in the article, he was maybe/maybe not shot by an IRANIAN bodyguard. Probably DEBKA-grade speculation, but if that's the case, has he outlived his usefulness?

Posted by: Professor Marius von Totenkopf (formerly Hoss Fuentes) at March 24, 2013 05:13 PM (aozUR)

15 To be shot, or not, that is the question.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 24, 2013 05:14 PM (4Mv1T)

16 He's dead, but not dead-dead.

Posted by: @PurpAv at March 24, 2013 05:14 PM (/gHaE)

17
*Picking petals off a flower*

He was shot, he was not, he was shot, he was not...

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 24, 2013 05:14 PM (IY7Ir)

18 Quick someone ask Slo Joe Biden about this.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 24, 2013 05:14 PM (6EgxM)

19 If the bullet when through him, is that shot or not shot?

Posted by: Dang - Crack Reporter, on the case at March 24, 2013 05:14 PM (R18D0)

20 I'll repeat my comment from the last thread. When I hear it from Jennifer Griffin, Catherine Herridge, or Sharyl Atkisson, I'll believe it.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 24, 2013 05:14 PM (piMMO)

21 Shot, not shot...I take the third option. He went out like Carl Showalter in Fargo.

Posted by: Professor Marius von Totenkopf (formerly Hoss Fuentes) at March 24, 2013 05:15 PM (aozUR)

22 I'd check with the state department. Hillary/Kerry should have all of the answers. After all we did get accurate and timely Intel after Benghazi.

Posted by: Bufalobob at March 24, 2013 05:15 PM (x+7qA)

23 18 Quick someone ask Slo Joe Biden about this. Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 24, 2013 09:14 PM (6EgxM) Trains are blue!

Posted by: Joey Biden at March 24, 2013 05:15 PM (GEICT)

24 "Schrodinger's dictator...." Only if he's both shot and not shot until someone looks.

Posted by: Ace's liver at March 24, 2013 05:15 PM (8T0N0)

25 Does a Nerf gun count? They can kinda sting.

Posted by: Dang - Crack Reporter, on the case at March 24, 2013 05:15 PM (R18D0)

26 What defference does it make?!!?

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at March 24, 2013 05:15 PM (dSE0q)

27 *ponders an image* Slo Joe Biden and a Nerf Vulcan gun.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 24, 2013 05:16 PM (6EgxM)

28 A round of shots for the morons! On the house! (oh, fuck, what did I just do?)

Posted by: Andy at March 24, 2013 05:16 PM (OZPoa)

29 Lil Wayne is "media-dead", which is to say he might be sprinting up the fucking Matterhorn like Carl Lewis and banging a tent full of pornstars, OR he could be cooling it on a slab.

Posted by: @PurpAv at March 24, 2013 05:16 PM (/gHaE)

He's an Opthamologist. Do you think he saw it coming?

Jim

Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at March 24, 2013 05:16 PM (vvk2F)

31 "Whaaa?!" - Samuel Clemens

Posted by: Craig Poe at March 24, 2013 05:16 PM (BVkEs)

32 Nerf Vulcan gun. Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 24, 2013 09:16 PM (6EgxM) I have one. And yes, it's every bit as awesome as you're imagining.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 24, 2013 05:17 PM (GEICT)

33
obligatory:

"I'm not dead yet"

'Shut up you!' *bonk*

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 24, 2013 05:17 PM (IY7Ir)

34 While I always appreciate bad guys getting what is due to them. as assad, I always fear what fills the void.

another MB crew?

Posted by: ette at March 24, 2013 05:17 PM (nqBYe)

I can guarantee Assad was not shot in the chin.

Maybe we can pass the hat and see if we can get Farfour the Mouse to visit him in the hospital with a MartyrGram Suicide Bouquet Belt.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at March 24, 2013 05:17 PM (JDIKC)

He's wanted (WAN-TED)

Dead or alive

Posted by: Jon Bon Jovial at March 24, 2013 05:17 PM (dSE0q)

37 News Customer dragging in a limp body, "I would like to return this dictator."

CNN shrubber Roger, "How come sir?"

"Because he is dead that is why."

Roger kicks the body in the side and it moves, "He's not dead."

"You kicked him!"

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 24, 2013 05:18 PM (6EgxM)

38 "Shot" as in, tired? Like, "Man, I'm really shot." Or "shot" as in, "There's suddenly a piece of lead in my body (where it doesn't belong - at all) and tons of blood is falling out"?

Posted by: Dang - Crack Reporter, on the case at March 24, 2013 05:18 PM (R18D0)

39 Journalism, how does it work?

Posted by: elizabethe at March 24, 2013 05:19 PM (qPCAa)

40 Seems a classic bs story. Be curious if anybody can trace the source. Twitter? Some message board? Then some blogs pick it up. Then some more "legit" media reports on the blog chatter. First I saw it was on Drudge. Not sure how early in the process Drudge was. Half of anything with Israel seems to start with Debka -- which is just some husband and wife team making shit up. The great thing about foreign BS sites -- Americans can't distinguish them from foreign legit sites. Great way to spread rumors.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at March 24, 2013 05:19 PM (ZPrif)

41 He's an Opthamologist. Do you think he saw it coming?

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at March 24, 2013 09:16 PM (vvk2F) <<<<

Dude! I haven't seen that sig in years! Random Nuclear Strikes, I think.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at March 24, 2013 05:19 PM (JDIKC)

42 My oldest kid used to soup up the neighbor kid's nerf guns when he was 13, and they'd pay him to do it. Hint: It involved trips to the hardware store for copper tubing, tube cutter, BBs to add weight to nerf darts, glue gun, and ingenuity.

Damn kid scares me now. Thankfully he's in MA where it should be a little more difficult for him to procure weaponry.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 24, 2013 05:19 PM (4Mv1T)

43 Pining for the fjords?

Posted by: huerfano at March 24, 2013 05:19 PM (bAGA/)

44 and I am either getting a happy ending or not getting a happy ending this evening....

you know when there are two potentialities life invariably is either or...

Posted by: sven10077-ArkLaTex travelogue and Researcher at March 24, 2013 05:20 PM (LRFds)

45 Was he in Chicago? Because if he was in Chicago, then he was shot.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at March 24, 2013 05:20 PM (Gk3SS)

46 The good part if he's shot: He's a dictator and an Assad, and Satan has a barbed cock waiting for him. The bad part if he's shot: The Iranians take over. They either seize control of the country and/or start bringing in big guns. The civil war spins out of control. The Israelis get involved, as do the Russians.

Posted by: joncelli at March 24, 2013 05:20 PM (CWlPF)

47 A sad day for opthamology. Or not.

Posted by: Optimistic Optical Optician Optomists at March 24, 2013 05:20 PM (dSE0q)

48 Yeah Andy, you did that. And if this is the Andy, remember that short conversation we had about videos, pics and tiny print? See: the Sunday gun thread.

Posted by: teej at March 24, 2013 05:20 PM (AoY8i)

49 I knew eventually Ace would get to the bottom of all this Assad stuff. I love this place!!

Posted by: Peaches at March 24, 2013 05:21 PM (AJM+z)

50 "another MB crew?" That's why I'm rooting for Assad. Lookit what happened in Libya. We had a basically stable country run by a known quantity and now we don't have any idea what the hell is going on.

Posted by: Ace's liver at March 24, 2013 05:21 PM (8T0N0)

51 Amoung his family, he is the fainting liberal. If one of his kin is making a play, then it's going to get rough.

Posted by: Jean at March 24, 2013 05:21 PM (fW/Ev)

Is it this one?

Or this one?

This one?

Or this one?

Posted by: Optimistic Optical Optician Optomists Determining Assad's Current State at March 24, 2013 05:22 PM (dSE0q)

53 49 Peaches,

and Hugo Chavez is either alive, or not alive...aka 'dead'

Posted by: sven10077-ArkLaTex travelogue and Researcher at March 24, 2013 05:22 PM (LRFds)

54 It was Colonel Mustard in the Study with a candlestick.

Posted by: ALH at March 24, 2013 05:22 PM (eqV3Q)

55 The bad part if he's shot: The Iranians take over. They either seize control of the country and/or start bringing in big guns. The civil war spins out of control. The Israelis get involved, as do the Russians.

Posted by: joncelli at March 24, 2013 09:20 PM (CWlPF)

uh hmm, what New MB country wouldn't go along?

Posted by: ette at March 24, 2013 05:22 PM (nqBYe)

56 If you put a bullet in the little door thing on the gun and then pull the other deal - there's a loud "BANG" and that's when someone gets shot. Right?

Posted by: Dang - Crack Reporter, on the case at March 24, 2013 05:23 PM (R18D0)

57
It tis but a flesh wound!

Posted by: Armless Black Knight Assad at March 24, 2013 05:23 PM (IY7Ir)

58 In Fact i won't even call them individual names, just egyption MB , Syrian MB, Lybian MB you know

just MB countries.

Posted by: ette at March 24, 2013 05:23 PM (nqBYe)

59 Possible future correction???

News Update - DEBKA reports a transcription error in reports of Syrian dictator Bashir Assad being killed. The deceased is Julian Assange, apparently he shot himself after trying to watch Syriana. We regret any confusion the earlier report engendered.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 24, 2013 05:23 PM (6EgxM)

60 "We had a basically stable country run by a known quantity and now we don't have any idea what the hell is going on. " Dude, that applies locally as well.

Posted by: Jean at March 24, 2013 05:23 PM (fW/Ev)

61 50 Ace's liver,

yeah we had a housebroken petty funny hat wearing fucker in charge and now we have nonhousebroken funny hatted fucker crew in charge...

what's the difference...?

well column a didn't fucking kill ambassador Stevens...

Posted by: sven10077-ArkLaTex travelogue and Researcher at March 24, 2013 05:23 PM (LRFds)

62 Incidentally, it's a little odd to describe someone who hasn't been shot as being in "high spirits". That's how you describe people who had some grievous medical incident (like being shot) and survived.

Posted by: Ace's liver at March 24, 2013 05:23 PM (8T0N0)

63 We are running out of famous dictators. Chinese are smart -- they change their dictator every 10 years so the world can't get a good hate hard-on for that dude. Iran is smart to make a patsy like ImADinnerJacket the face of their dictatorship, it confuses and distracts the world's media. When Mugabe is the face of dictatorship, it shows what a poor class of dictators the world has.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at March 24, 2013 05:23 PM (ZPrif)

64 I am in "high spirits" after not having my genitals flayed open by a reel mower.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at March 24, 2013 05:24 PM (JDIKC)

65 "If I had a Syrian lover..." - Barack the Bereaved

Posted by: Craig Poe at March 24, 2013 05:24 PM (BVkEs)

66 It was Colonel Mustard in the Study with a candlestick. Posted by: ALH

Gross! Put that down and pull up your pants, Colonel Mustard!

Posted by: Dang - Crack Reporter, on the case at March 24, 2013 05:24 PM (R18D0)

67 tonight's Sven post brought to you by the letter F bomb

Posted by: sven10077-ArkLaTex travelogue and Researcher at March 24, 2013 05:24 PM (LRFds)

68 Never fear folks! I have the situation under complete control... (disregard the news that the Iraqis *won't* stop Iranian overflights to Syria).

Posted by: Sec State Kerry at March 24, 2013 05:24 PM (VuGB7)

69 I've been shot! No, I've not! I'm confused. What? teej?

Posted by: L, elle at March 24, 2013 05:24 PM (1tsbS)

70 Ette, like Nasser's United Arab Republic

Posted by: Jean at March 24, 2013 05:25 PM (fW/Ev)

71 Bashar Assad Has Either Been Shot, Or Not Shot SchrÃ¶dinger's Dictator?

Posted by: Psychedelicat at March 24, 2013 05:25 PM (Vk2pI)

72 Candygram for Mr Assad. Candygram for Mr Assad.

Posted by: teej at March 24, 2013 05:25 PM (AoY8i)

73 "Amoung his family, he is the fainting liberal. If one of his kin is making a play, then it's going to get rough." If the Alawites go down they're going to go down like the Armenians went down to the Turks. That's why there won't be any surrendering, and they'll do whatever it takes to stay in power.

Posted by: Ace's liver at March 24, 2013 05:25 PM (8T0N0)

74 64 I am in "high spirits" after not having my genitals flayed open by a reel mower. Posted by: Empire of Jeff at March 24, 2013 09:24 PM (JDIKC) It's only 9:25, the night is still young. You've got time.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 24, 2013 05:25 PM (GEICT)

75 I either reported that, or I didn't.

Posted by: Dang - Crack Reporter, on the case at March 24, 2013 05:25 PM (R18D0)

76 "We had a basically stable country run by a known quantity and now we don't have any idea what the hell is going on. " *** the enemy we know...

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 24, 2013 05:25 PM (piMMO)

77 Nasser and Assad's United Arab Republic. A country only separated by Israel. Didn't last long but in the old Johnny Quest cartoon about the Egyptian mummy, they make reference to the UAR.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 24, 2013 05:26 PM (6EgxM)

78 Ace's liver, and the Druze and Maronities with them

Posted by: Jean at March 24, 2013 05:26 PM (fW/Ev)

79 73: I think the same should be said of the Druze and the Christians

Posted by: Alex at March 24, 2013 05:26 PM (aPAIU)

80 So what happens to his hawt London-educated wife that Vanity Fair fell in love with? Does she have to marry a brother and slide on a burka? I'm sure Anna Wintour is *quite* concerned...

Posted by: GuyfromNH at March 24, 2013 05:26 PM (kbOju)

81 Candygram for Mr Assad. Candygram for Mr Assad. **** Pizza delivery.

Posted by: Landshark at March 24, 2013 05:26 PM (piMMO)

82
the translation was wrong. it was supposed to be 'Martin Bashir got a rabies shot'.

Posted by: Armless Black Knight Assad at March 24, 2013 05:27 PM (IY7Ir)

83 high spirits == code for Demerol

Posted by: @PurpAv at March 24, 2013 05:27 PM (/gHaE)

84 I forgot who's in charge in Turkey now?

another MB?

Posted by: ette at March 24, 2013 05:27 PM (nqBYe)

85 ::Bashar Assad Has Either Been Shot, Or Not Shot:::

The same thing happened to me yesterday. Or not.

I usually just turn the power off and back on again. And save-cheat.

Posted by: Methos at March 24, 2013 05:27 PM (hO9ad)

86 And these Syria thread always need a little historical context. " Till Edessa is Free "

Posted by: Jean at March 24, 2013 05:27 PM (fW/Ev)

87 >> And if this is the Andy, remember that short conversation we had about videos, pics and tiny print? Oh, goddammit. You mean somebody posted a link or something that would be perfectly fine on any other blog but fucked up the post here. Again.

Posted by: Andy at March 24, 2013 05:27 PM (OZPoa)

88 What does Joe Biden say about the shooting? Did he shoot through the door?

Posted by: ChristyBlinky loves Florida Gulf Coast Eagles at March 24, 2013 05:27 PM (baL2B)

89 Turkey has Ergeron or something like that.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 24, 2013 05:27 PM (6EgxM)

90 Land Shark

Posted by: Land Shark at March 24, 2013 05:27 PM (dSE0q)

91 9 He may also be gay, or not gay. I hear he banged a sheep, but maybe not, maybe it was a horse, or not.

WTF is up with these news organizations?
Posted by: @PurpAv at March 24, 2013 09:12 PM
=======
Coin flip reporting..., they have to borrow the coin from the weather man

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 24, 2013 05:28 PM (aDwsi)

92 But there is good news after all:

Abe Vigoda is alive

Page loaded Sunday March 24 2013 6:28:00 PM PT

Posted by: chemjeff at March 24, 2013 05:28 PM (BBWjt)

93 Turkey has Ergeron or something like that. Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 24, 2013 09:27 PM (6EgxM) No, that's Gondor.

Posted by: elizabethe at March 24, 2013 05:28 PM (qPCAa)

94 Most of the world's dictators are now African, I think. Putin is smart to put up puppets like Medvedev to distract the media. There's Lukashenko. The fat Kim Jong Ugh.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at March 24, 2013 05:28 PM (ZPrif)

95 Anna, my kids love the old JQ. It's a great DVD set.

Posted by: Jean at March 24, 2013 05:28 PM (fW/Ev)

96 64 I am in "high spirits" after not having my genitals flayed open by a reel mower.

That's the kind of can-do spirit that made America great.

Posted by: pep at March 24, 2013 05:28 PM (6TB1Z)

97 This reminds me of the early days of the Clinton-Lewinsky scandal. The blue dress was either shot or not shot.

Posted by: Dang - Crack Reporter, on the case at March 24, 2013 05:29 PM (R18D0)

98 AP- You can't possibly be old enough to remember Johnny Quest. And I mean that in a good way, since I'm "close to old as hell" and remember that as a kid.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 24, 2013 05:29 PM (4Mv1T)

99 the translation was wrong. it was supposed to be 'Martin Bashir got a rabies shot'. Posted by: Armless Black Knight Assad at March 24, 2013 09:27 PM (IY7Ir) Somebody finally shot Dr. Julian Bashir? About time. Smug bastard.

Posted by: Benjamin Sisko at March 24, 2013 05:29 PM (GEICT)

100 Oh, no! He'll turn into an Ass Zombie!

Posted by: Lezbian Advenger! at March 24, 2013 05:29 PM (2U4NN)

101 The preservationist better get the chemicals into him early if they want to preserve him the same as they did Hugo.

Posted by: sTevo at March 24, 2013 05:29 PM (VMcEw)

102 erdogan

Posted by: ette at March 24, 2013 05:29 PM (nqBYe)

103 It's a body double double. Tripled.

Posted by: Craig Poe at March 24, 2013 05:30 PM (BVkEs)

104 Hi L,

Posted by: teej at March 24, 2013 05:30 PM (K4AdI)

105 Tobacco Road, Boomerang reruns.

And I guess no one liked my joke about Assange offing himself after trying to watch Syriana....

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 24, 2013 05:30 PM (6EgxM)

106 Did Mr Assad go hunting with Dick Cheney? It would be nice if, just for once, it wasn't BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH.

Posted by: ALH at March 24, 2013 05:30 PM (eqV3Q)

107 My favorite African Dictator is Yahya Jammeh of The Gambia, who says he can cure AIDS by rubbing a yellow liquid on the backs of people and white stuff on the stomach

Posted by: Alex at March 24, 2013 05:30 PM (aPAIU)

108 Well, the Israelis did fire on Syria recently. So, if he kicks the bucket don't be surprise if they try to blame the jooooooooooos!

Posted by: Lezbian Advenger! at March 24, 2013 05:30 PM (2U4NN)

109 Who's the face of the fascist Latin Left now that Chavez is worm-food? Back to the Castro Bros? There's the Argentina chick. People hate hating a woman, though.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at March 24, 2013 05:30 PM (ZPrif)

110 I didn't know they had book depositories in Damascus.

Posted by: Zombie JFK at March 24, 2013 05:30 PM (dSE0q)

111 Wait. Has he been shot or not shot with like a gun? Or a penis? A dictator I know wants to know, you know? Later, all. God bless. :-)

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at March 24, 2013 05:31 PM (CaJnt)

112 98 AP- You can't possibly be old enough to remember Johnny Quest. And I mean that in a good way, since I'm "close to old as hell" and remember that as a kid. Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 24, 2013 09:29 PM (4Mv1T) I only know about it from parodies

Posted by: Alex at March 24, 2013 05:31 PM (aPAIU)

113 off toothy sock

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 24, 2013 05:31 PM (piMMO)

114 We're not dead!! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

Posted by: Florida Gulf Coast University at March 24, 2013 05:32 PM (15w2J)

115 WTF is up with these news organizations?

It's like Bill Maher the other night saying that the Senate races are gerrymandered. They've been getting away with such an utter load of blatantly made-up crap for so long, now they just let whatever come out of their mouths. Even if someone calls them on it, nobody actually cares. Oh, look, a squirrel!

Posted by: Peaches at March 24, 2013 05:32 PM (AJM+z)

116 110 I didn't know they had book depositories in Damascus. Posted by: Zombie JFK at March 24, 2013 09:30 PM (dSE0q) Can I have pink mist please

Posted by: Alex at March 24, 2013 05:32 PM (aPAIU)

117 Arafat was shot multiple times with a penis loaded with deadly flesh bullets. It's want killed him.

Posted by: Lezbian Avenger! at March 24, 2013 05:32 PM (2U4NN)

118 bloomberg 2012

Turkey and SyriaÂ’s relationship deteriorated because President Bashar al-Assad didnÂ’t allow the Muslim Brotherhood to establish a political party, Syrian Foreign Minister Walid Al-Muallem told Hurriyet newspaper. Prime Minister Recep Tayyip Erdogan reversed a decade of improving ties after Assad stopped short of the Turkish leaderÂ’s repeated requests to allow the Brotherhood to organize in the country

Posted by: ette at March 24, 2013 05:32 PM (nqBYe)

119 "There is nothing so exhilerating as being shot at and being not shot."

Posted by: Winston Churchill at March 24, 2013 05:32 PM (R18D0)

120 109, Lula in Brazil, or the coked up,clowns in Ecuador or Bolivia

Posted by: Jean at March 24, 2013 05:32 PM (fW/Ev)

121 114 We're not dead!! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! Posted by: Florida Gulf Coast University at March 24, 2013 09:32 PM (15w2J) WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!

Posted by: Alex at March 24, 2013 05:32 PM (aPAIU)

122 Christina Kirchner from Argentina is a man baby....

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 24, 2013 05:32 PM (6EgxM)

123 Well, if the bullet didn't kill him, the hospital food probably will.

Posted by: @PurpAv at March 24, 2013 05:32 PM (/gHaE)

124 Coin flip reporting

It works for legislating too.

Posted by: no good deed at March 24, 2013 05:32 PM (xXCNf)

125 Yeah, Erdogan. He's depressing since he's dragging Turkey so far backwards. The Turks I've known have been pretty cool and mellow. Beer drinking, pork eating dudes. From Istanbul, of course. But the Islamist interior had the babies and now they run things.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at March 24, 2013 05:32 PM (ZPrif)

126 We got a package to deliver to Iran's guys. http://tinyurl.com/d69w46h

Posted by: The Mossad at March 24, 2013 05:32 PM (wR+pz)

127 Who's the face of the fascist Latin Left now that Chavez is worm-food? Back to the Castro Bros? There's the Argentina chick. People hate hating a woman, though. Posted by: Flatbush Joe at March 24, 2013 09:30 PM (ZPrif) Ecuador's President Rafael Correa

Posted by: The Political Hat at March 24, 2013 05:33 PM (Vk2pI)

128 Was Assad in Chicago? If not, I'd say no.

Posted by: Kevin In ABQ at March 24, 2013 05:33 PM (GR1Sk)

129 Johnny, Hadji, Race Bannon, Bandit & Dr Quest. That Johnny Quest?

Posted by: teej at March 24, 2013 05:33 PM (K4AdI)

130 107My favorite African Dictator is Yahya Jammeh of The Gambia, who says he can cure AIDS by rubbing a yellow liquid on the backs of people and white stuff on the stomach

Posted by: Alex at March 24, 2013 09:30 PM (aPAIU)

Does he start by placing his hand between two pillows?

Posted by: Steve Martin at March 24, 2013 05:33 PM (dSE0q)

131 Shot through the heart,
And you're to blame (baby)
You give love a bad name . . .

Posted by: Bon Jovi at March 24, 2013 05:33 PM (NaNKB)

132 Also, Cyprus is solved or Not Solved.

Posted by: Methos at March 24, 2013 05:33 PM (hO9ad)

133 "The preservationist better get the chemicals into him early if they want to preserve him the same as they did Hugo. " I thought the scandal was they waited too long for Hugo.

Posted by: Ace's liver at March 24, 2013 05:33 PM (8T0N0)

134

"I said throw down, boy!

Or don't."

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 24, 2013 05:33 PM (JDIKC)

135 just nicked around the chinline , no problem.

Posted by: ett channeling assad. at March 24, 2013 05:34 PM (nqBYe)

136 131 107My favorite African Dictator is Yahya Jammeh of The Gambia, who says he can cure AIDS by rubbing a yellow liquid on the backs of people and white stuff on the stomachPosted by: Alex at March 24, 2013 09:30 PM (aPAIU) Does he start by placing his hand between two pillows? Posted by: Steve Martin at March 24, 2013 09:33 PM (dSE0q) Something like that. He has also implemented a death penalty for sodomy

Posted by: Alex at March 24, 2013 05:34 PM (aPAIU)

137 It's like Bill Maher the other night saying that the Senate races are gerrymandered

Serious? That's just brain damaged. Guy needs a drool bib.

Posted by: @PurpAv at March 24, 2013 05:34 PM (/gHaE)

138 134, I think he was dead for a while ... They had to get the succession in orde

Posted by: Jean at March 24, 2013 05:35 PM (fW/Ev)

139 I was cursed by God with the largest penis known to mankind.

Posted by: Idi Amin Dada at March 24, 2013 05:35 PM (JQuNB)

140 Cyprus is either 1 country or 2

Posted by: Alex at March 24, 2013 05:35 PM (aPAIU)

141 Lula is out of power, handed it over to some hard-core leftist chick. Unfortunately the face of the International Left is ... Obama. We have met the enemy and he is us.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at March 24, 2013 05:35 PM (ZPrif)

142 135 Wyatt Earp,

"Grab 'em by the nose and kick 'em in the ass so hard they hop back to Berlin....or you know don't..."

//GS Patton

Posted by: sven10077-ArkLaTex travelogue and Researcher at March 24, 2013 05:35 PM (LRFds)

143 False rumors are false. Bashar merely slipped in a dribbling of baby formula while feeding orphans, and bumped his head.

Posted by: Fritz at March 24, 2013 05:35 PM (WM+rJ)

144

::::Later reports said he was not shot and in "high spirits."::::

Sounds like he's keeping his chin up.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at March 24, 2013 05:35 PM (JDIKC)

145 You won't have me to blow yourself up around anymore - Assad

Posted by: Craig Poe at March 24, 2013 05:36 PM (BVkEs)

146 The Turks I've known have been pretty cool and mellow. Beer drinking, pork eating dudes.
From Istanbul, of course.
But the Islamist interior had the babies and now they run things.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at March 24, 2013 09:32 PM (ZPrif)

i imagine it's really a step back for many modern Turks and Egyptians.

like pre Afghanistan -russian war.

Posted by: ett channeling assad. at March 24, 2013 05:36 PM (nqBYe)

147 Just hanging over here in the corner, not doing nothing.

Posted by: Scroedinger's Dog at March 24, 2013 05:36 PM (1efte)

148 Tonight should be a good episode of Walking Dead. No h8ters need respond.

Posted by: Lezbian Avenger! at March 24, 2013 05:36 PM (2U4NN)

149
Its gonna be a bumpy ride.

Posted by: The road to Damascus at March 24, 2013 05:36 PM (IY7Ir)

150 140 I was cursed by God with the largest penis known to mankind. Posted by: Idi Amin Dada at March 24, 2013 09:35 PM (JQuNB) You make me look weird

Posted by: Muammar Gaddafi at March 24, 2013 05:36 PM (aPAIU)

151 Holly crap, Tokyo was just obliterated by a major meteor strike...

...or maybe not.

Posted by: @PurpAv at March 24, 2013 05:36 PM (/gHaE)

152 I think Cyprus donkey punches the EU and walks, Russia bails them out for airbase and port access.

Posted by: Jean at March 24, 2013 05:36 PM (fW/Ev)

153 I thought the scandal was they waited too long for Hugo.

Posted by: Ace's liver at March 24, 2013 09:33 PM (8T0N0)

Yeah, he was too far gone by the time they got around to thinking about it. Which is a very good argument for embalming all of our really important leaders without delay. Start at the top and, yes, let's include the wives.

Posted by: Peaches at March 24, 2013 05:36 PM (AJM+z)

154

to flee or not to flee

that is the question

bassar hamlet

Posted by: seamrog at March 24, 2013 05:36 PM (O1jaY)

155 127 Who's the face of the fascist Latin Left now that Chavez is worm-food? Back to the Castro Bros?
There's the Argentina chick. People hate hating a woman, though.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at March 24, 2013 09:30 PM (ZPrif)

Ecuador's President Rafael Correa
======
Maduro shouldn't be ignored. You got to give the guy totalitarian props, so far he is ignoring the constitution, and urging citizens to turn in their guns

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 24, 2013 05:37 PM (aDwsi)

156 The levels of subterfuge in the Syrian situation are just mind-numbing. Instead of it all being individual lords and ladies, however, it's every major and minor geo political player. And they're all playing all sides of it (and yea it's not a 2 sided conflict, it's at least 5 sided). And the 1 thing all of them want is for the conflict not to end, because up until recently it's been in everyone's interest to keep it going. What an irony if it turns out that finally a bodyguard just got tires of Assad being a dick and just shot him, huh? LOL. No, what's far more likely and frightening is that one of the players now believes their interest is now served by bringing this thing to either a 1) Dramatic escalation and to a head or 2) an actual conclusion.

Posted by: Hopeless at March 24, 2013 05:37 PM (NSO0r)

157 153 I think Cyprus donkey punches the EU and walks, Russia bails them out for airbase and port access. Posted by: Jean at March 24, 2013 09:36 PM (fW/Ev) They would have to kick the British out, not that that's difficult or anything

Posted by: Argentina at March 24, 2013 05:38 PM (aPAIU)

158 "I think he was dead for a while ... They had to get the succession in orde" The Russians did it right with Lenin. But I always kind of suspected Stalin had him preserved before he actually expired.

Posted by: Ace's liver at March 24, 2013 05:38 PM (8T0N0)

159 Molon labe. Or not. Whatever.

Posted by: pep at March 24, 2013 05:38 PM (6TB1Z)

160 :::Later reports said he was not shot and in "high spirits."::::

Sounds like he's keeping his chin up.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at March 24, 2013 09:35 PM (JDIKC)

perhaps he thought he was just shot/nicked shaving.

ok if assad is alive will He use wmds? I know rumors are he did , did he?

Posted by: ett channeling assad. at March 24, 2013 05:38 PM (nqBYe)

161 Gotta get up at 4:30 AM, Moron Time to take spouse and spawn to the airport.

I'm out, you guys.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 24, 2013 05:38 PM (4Mv1T)

162 Space aliens just landed on Ft Lauderdale beach...or maybe not.

Posted by: @PurpAv at March 24, 2013 05:38 PM (/gHaE)

163 Who's the face of the fascist Latin Left now that Chavez is worm-food?

The Frito BanditoÂ®.

Posted by: Dang at March 24, 2013 05:38 PM (R18D0)

164 Bashar Assad?
I've heard of him or never heard of him.

Posted by: Charles Gibson at March 24, 2013 05:38 PM (jfWE9)

165 I think Cyprus donkey punches the EU and walks, Russia bails them out for airbase and port access. Posted by: Jean at March 24, 2013 09:36 PM (fW/Ev) How's thatgoing to work out with the British: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sovereign_Base_Area

Posted by: The Political Hat at March 24, 2013 05:39 PM (Vk2pI)

166 2) an actual conclusion. After 3000 years of recorded fighting?

Posted by: Jean at March 24, 2013 05:39 PM (fW/Ev)

167 curious how is Jordon holding up through the mideastern arab spring?

are they next?

Posted by: ett channeling assad. at March 24, 2013 05:39 PM (nqBYe)

168 But nobody knows who Correa is. Hell, Americans don't know where Ecuador is. There's the Bolivian dude. But we aren't allowed to hate him because he's amerindian and so hating him is racist. We're allowed to hate mestizos, I think. But it's best if they are pretty much Spaniards like Castro.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at March 24, 2013 05:39 PM (ZPrif)

169 Let's see. The One goes to Israel, then leaves. Israel bombs Syria the next day and now Assad is shot. Consistence?

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at March 24, 2013 05:39 PM (wR+pz)

170 164: YOU RACIST ICE MAN

Posted by: LA RAZA at March 24, 2013 05:40 PM (aPAIU)

171 The levels of subterfuge in the Syrian situation are just mind-numbing

Nothing in the ME is as it is portrayed in the media. NOTHING. Backroom deals and treachery are the norm.

Posted by: @PurpAv at March 24, 2013 05:40 PM (/gHaE)

172

I shot the Sharif.

But I. Did. Not. Shoot. The. Dep-u-teeeee.

Or not.

Posted by: Zombie Bob Marley and Me at March 24, 2013 05:40 PM (dSE0q)

173 Political Hat, park'em right next door. It's big enough.

Posted by: Jean at March 24, 2013 05:40 PM (fW/Ev)

174 167 Jean,

yeah I've been having fun with organized team sports for ~14,000 years...

//Satan

Posted by: sven10077-ArkLaTex travelogue and Researcher at March 24, 2013 05:40 PM (LRFds)

175 Ok, fucking Rick deserves to be eated.

What an ass.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at March 24, 2013 05:40 PM (UCv7P)

176 170: don't you mean coincidence?

Posted by: Alex of spelling land at March 24, 2013 05:40 PM (aPAIU)

177

Well.... I watched a Civil War Renactment yesterday.... so lots of people were shot, but not shot...

Or should I sayuh.... I watched the Glorious troops of the Confederacy beat back those Yankee dogs during a recreation of the War of Nothern Aggresion!

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 24, 2013 05:41 PM (lZBBB)

178 If we send Geraldo over, he'll get to the bottom of this

Posted by: @PurpAv at March 24, 2013 05:41 PM (/gHaE)

179 Hit or miss me with your best shot.

Posted by: Pat Benetar at March 24, 2013 05:41 PM (dSE0q)

180 I really don't care, as long as both sides (and Iran) are weakened by the continuing conflict.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 24, 2013 05:41 PM (u82oZ)

181 Or not.

Posted by: speedster1 at March 24, 2013 05:41 PM (yeM7r)

182 178 Well.... I watched a Civil War Renactment yesterday.... so lots of people were shot, but not shot... Or should I sayuh.... I watched the Glorious troops of the Confederacy beat back those Yankee dogs during a recreation of the War of Nothern Aggresion! Posted by: Romeo13 at March 24, 2013 09:41 PM (lZBBB) No only Vic acts like a hic here. It is the Civil War

Posted by: Alex of spelling land at March 24, 2013 05:42 PM (aPAIU)

183 Ace left out one option: Assad could have been shot in high spirits.

Posted by: Hepcat at March 24, 2013 05:42 PM (nPbm2)

184 177 170: don't you mean coincidence? Well, yes I do. Fucking spell check.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at March 24, 2013 05:42 PM (wR+pz)

185 181 I really don't care, as long as both sides (and Iran) are weakened by the continuing conflict. Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 24, 2013 09:41 PM (u82oZ) I could drink to that. Also love the name

Posted by: AuH20 at March 24, 2013 05:42 PM (aPAIU)

186 Flags half mast at CITGO, either way....

Posted by: Craig Poe at March 24, 2013 05:42 PM (BVkEs)

187 182 was for PurpAv re: Gerry Rivers.

Posted by: speedster1 at March 24, 2013 05:42 PM (yeM7r)

188 183 Alex of spelling land,

Look for us it is history...for Vic it was last Tuesday...relatively speaking

Posted by: sven10077-ArkLaTex travelogue and Researcher at March 24, 2013 05:42 PM (LRFds)

189 He was shod....hit w/a thrown shoe.

Posted by: BignJames at March 24, 2013 05:43 PM (j7iSn)

190 I feel like taking a walk...

Posted by: Assad at March 24, 2013 05:43 PM (/A1Rb)

191 184 Ace left out one option: Assad could have been shot in high spirits. Posted by: Hepcat at March 24, 2013 09:42 PM (nPbm2) There might be A reason for that

Posted by: AuH20 for President at March 24, 2013 05:43 PM (aPAIU)

192 Hepcat, or a shot of High Spirits. He looks like a Rum kinda guy.

Posted by: Jean at March 24, 2013 05:43 PM (fW/Ev)

193

Well I shot or didn't shoot a man in Reno,

Just to watch him live in good spirits or die.

Posted by: Zombie Johnny Cash at March 24, 2013 05:44 PM (dSE0q)

194 well He is not dead, dead.

Posted by: Whoopie at March 24, 2013 05:44 PM (nqBYe)

195 It's ok. Sure, I've been shot, but I'm in good hands. I've got the best doctors...

... they're Joo doctors.

Posted by: Bashar Assad at March 24, 2013 05:44 PM (lG3E4)

196 Well, we can say for sure that, if he WAS shot, it wasn't by a NY LEO bearing a .50 cal BFG.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/u][/s][/b][/i] at March 24, 2013 05:44 PM (CA2NO)

197 Wmr, wins the thread

Posted by: Jean at March 24, 2013 05:45 PM (fW/Ev)

198 195: It wasn't rape rape, I swear

Posted by: Roman Polanski at March 24, 2013 05:45 PM (aPAIU)

199 Alright morons, what is the song in the 60's about two guys playing cards or craps and the guy gets shot with a 44. Black rock song? Driving me crazy.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at March 24, 2013 05:45 PM (wR+pz)

200 General Franco still dead

Posted by: Chevy Chase at March 24, 2013 05:45 PM (6wahh)

201 Worst case of suicide evah.

Posted by: Craig Poe at March 24, 2013 05:46 PM (BVkEs)

202 depends on the meaning of Is , or Is

Posted by: clinton at March 24, 2013 05:46 PM (nqBYe)

203 Is Bashar's wife fair game? What's the Sharia ruling on this?

Posted by: Fritz at March 24, 2013 05:46 PM (WM+rJ)

204 PurpAv re: Gerry Rivers.

Posted by: speedster1 at March 24, 2013 09:42 PM (yeM7r)

So PurpAv is actually Geraldo Rivera?

Wow!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 24, 2013 05:46 PM (3Mkrp)

205 Will Assad be cast on an episode of The Walking Dead?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 24, 2013 05:46 PM (iGhmo)

206 Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at March 24, 2013 09:45 PM (wR+pz) Stagger Lee?

Posted by: BignJames at March 24, 2013 05:46 PM (j7iSn)

207 I just heard Assad may still be dead, though according to him, he's not.

Posted by: Blacksheep at March 24, 2013 05:47 PM (bS6uW)

208 Worst case of suicide evah.
Posted by: Craig Poe

Mine was pretty fucked up.

Posted by: Vince Foster at March 24, 2013 05:47 PM (R18D0)

209 I think we're allowed to hate black dictators. But we sure weren't allowed to hate Mandela's communist one-party ruling ass.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at March 24, 2013 05:47 PM (ZPrif)

210 Has Linsey Graham committed us to purchasing 10M hot meals at $38 apiece from a contractor who just so happens to be a friend of his for the troops who are inevitably going to be deployed there yet?

Posted by: Truman North at March 24, 2013 05:47 PM (I2LwF)

211 hey moe where ya going with that gun in your hand

Posted by: maybe someone at March 24, 2013 05:47 PM (nqBYe)

212 Posted by: Romeo13 at March 24, 2013 09:41 PM (lZBBB)

Ahem.

The War of The Southern Rebellion.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 24, 2013 05:48 PM (3Mkrp)

213 Is Bashar's wife fair game? What's the Sharia ruling on this? The little ferret does have an attractive wife.

Posted by: Blacksheep at March 24, 2013 05:48 PM (bS6uW)

214 Jane, I mean to the specific and current situation at hand in Syria. By a conclusion I mean sides getting settled, maps getting variously redrawn (or not redrawn) new dictators emerging and something resembling peace occurring while everyone plots against everyone else, waiting for new weakness. And that's bad because it will requires a final furious round of bloodshed, that will likely involve the chemical weapons that everyone on all sides now has. Just remember, as bad as Assad is, the people trying to kill him are almost uniformly worse.

Posted by: Hopeless at March 24, 2013 05:48 PM (BDHOa)

215 Been moving furniture all day, so I know for sure I'm fucking shot.

Posted by: Berserker at March 24, 2013 05:48 PM (FMbng)

216 So PurpAv is actually Geraldo Rivera? Wow! Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 24, 2013 09:46 PM (3Mkrp) No, PurpAv doesn't stop enough chairs with his face.

Posted by: Benjamin Sisko at March 24, 2013 05:48 PM (GEICT)

217 @207 BINGO! Thanks. http://tinyurl.com/yh4j5g7

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at March 24, 2013 05:48 PM (wR+pz)

218 213: Now that's more like it

Posted by: Alex at March 24, 2013 05:48 PM (aPAIU)

219 Lets compromise on Late Unpleasentness

Posted by: Jean at March 24, 2013 05:48 PM (fW/Ev)

220 137131 107My favorite African Dictator is Yahya Jammeh of The Gambia, who says he can cure AIDS by rubbing a yellow liquid on the backs of people and white stuff on the stomachPosted by: Alex at March 24, 2013 09:30 PM (aPAIU)

Does he start by placing his hand between two pillows?
Posted by: Steve Martin at March 24, 2013 09:33 PM (dSE0q)
Something like that. He has also implemented a death penalty for sodomy

Posted by: Alex at March 24, 2013 09:34 PM (aPAIU)

How does he determine if someone has engaged in sodomy? Does he put his wang in his mouth to see if it tastes like crap? That would suck.

Posted by: Excitable Andrew Sullivan at March 24, 2013 05:48 PM (dSE0q)

221 DS9 sock off

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 24, 2013 05:48 PM (GEICT)

222 Do or do not. There is no try.

Posted by: Yoda at March 24, 2013 05:49 PM (jucos)

223 I do wish the zombie craze would finally die. Really, really bored of zombies. Killer robots, perhaps? Aliens? Super-intelligent killer dolphins? Anything but zombies.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at March 24, 2013 05:49 PM (ZPrif)

224 217 So PurpAv is actually Geraldo Rivera? Wow! Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 24, 2013 09:46 PM (3Mkrp) No, PurpAv doesn't stop enough chairs with his face. Posted by: Benjamin Sisko at March 24, 2013 09:48 PM (GEICT) Nor does he care so much about safes

Posted by: Alex at March 24, 2013 05:49 PM (aPAIU)

225 Is Bashar's wife fair game? What's the Sharia ruling on this?

The little ferret does have an attractive wife.

Posted by: Blacksheep at March 24, 2013 09:48 PM (bS6uW)

yick, you'd touch her after she knew what assad does for a living?

Posted by: maybe someone at March 24, 2013 05:49 PM (nqBYe)

226 224: Zombies were never interesting and the walking dead is not a good show

Posted by: Alex 'flame bait' Stephens at March 24, 2013 05:50 PM (aPAIU)

227 FGSU either did, or did not bust the remaining brackets.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 24, 2013 05:50 PM (jucos)

228 "Men were shot down for the sake of fun
Or just to hear or not hear the noise of their forty-four guns.."

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 24, 2013 05:50 PM (aDwsi)

229 If you have two girlfriends, and you introduce them to each other, you will have two times as much of a chance to get a handy j

Posted by: Truman North at March 24, 2013 05:50 PM (I2LwF)

230 he can cure AIDS by rubbing a yellow liquid on the backs of people and white stuff on the stomach. Posted by: Alex

"STOP! It's a cookbook!"

Posted by: Dang at March 24, 2013 05:51 PM (R18D0)

231 Works even better with a wife and a girlfriend

Posted by: Truman North at March 24, 2013 05:51 PM (I2LwF)

232 This type of blogging is what makes Ace the best conservative out there. Never afraid to report that Assad is dead, or not dead.

Top. Flight.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at March 24, 2013 05:51 PM (Zd/NW)

233 The war between the states. And there was nothin' civil about the behavior of them damn yankees.

Posted by: teej at March 24, 2013 05:51 PM (erYRT)

234 232: Even better with a mistress, an ex mistress, an ex wife, and the current wife

Posted by: Alex 'flame bait' Stephens at March 24, 2013 05:52 PM (aPAIU)

235 yick, you'd touch her after she knew what assad does for a living? No, just saying that, for an oily little weasel like him, she's not a bad looking woman.

Posted by: Blacksheep at March 24, 2013 05:52 PM (bS6uW)

236 Culturally, Ms. Assad is not fair game. Any children she has would have a social claim on Assad's heritage, and so the proper term for what happens to her is either "flees the country" or "is put to the sword."

Posted by: Hopeless at March 24, 2013 05:52 PM (M3WNi)

237 If you have two girlfriends, and you introduce them to each other, you will have two times as much of a chance to get a handy j Posted by: Truman North at March 24, 2013 09:50 PM (I2LwF) Yeah, good luck with that. Would prefer flowers or a donation in your name?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 24, 2013 05:52 PM (GEICT)

238 My 16 year old son watches The Walking Dead. I don't get it. Gratuitous violence for violence sake.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 24, 2013 05:52 PM (jucos)

239 I do wish the zombie craze would finally die. Really, really bored of zombies.
Killer robots, perhaps? Aliens? Super-intelligent killer dolphins?
Anything but zombies.

Zombies are cheap. Like reality TV with a syrup budget.

Posted by: Methos at March 24, 2013 05:52 PM (hO9ad)

240 The little ferret does have an attractive wife. Posted by: Blacksheep at March 24, 2013 09:48 PM (bS6uW) We Love her! She is simply marvelous!

Posted by: Vogue Editors at March 24, 2013 05:52 PM (wR+pz)

241 Hopeless, I'm sure she's already in France.

Posted by: Jean at March 24, 2013 05:53 PM (fW/Ev)

242 :::: 211 Has Linsey Graham committed us to purchasing 10M hot meals at $38 apiece from a contractor who just so happens to be a friend of his for the troops who are inevitably going to be deployed there yet? :::: Are we really going for the military-industrial complex stuff now? lol

Posted by: Yoshi, Aggrieved Victim of the White Man at March 24, 2013 05:53 PM (csi6Y)

243 If the show is less than 50% fight scenes than it is not violent enough

Posted by: Alex 'flame bait' Stephens at March 24, 2013 05:53 PM (aPAIU)

244 I'm here. Or maybe not, And Andy, if you're still around, you've done yeoman's work this weekend. Grab a glass of the good stuff. Put it on CBD's tab.

Posted by: DC in Towson, assault human at March 24, 2013 05:54 PM (jIaZt)

245 Truck Monkey, yep. Without all the hand-eye coordination required for,videogsming

Posted by: Jean at March 24, 2013 05:54 PM (fW/Ev)

246 I'm messing this up yet again, teej. I walked away. you, here?

Posted by: L, elle at March 24, 2013 05:54 PM (0PiQ4)

247 234 The war between the states. And there was nothin' civil about the behavior of them damn yankees. Posted by: teej at March 24, 2013 09:51 PM (erYRT) True dat, "The War of Northern Aggression" was a disaster for everyone. Those Yankees should have just bought all the slaves and let them go. Think how many, over 600,000, lives would have been saved. Cheap bastards.

Posted by: Billy Bob, the guy who drinks in SC at March 24, 2013 05:54 PM (wR+pz)

248 Dearest Assad, Your temperament's wrong for the priesthood And teaching would suit you still less Son, be a dentist You'll be a success

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at March 24, 2013 05:54 PM (ZPrif)

249

232 Works even better with a wife and a girlfriend

The difference between a wife and a girlfriend is about 45 pounds.

Posted by: ALH at March 24, 2013 05:55 PM (eqV3Q)

250 The Propaganda will continue until dissemination is complete.

Posted by: Dept. Of Accuracy Dept. at March 24, 2013 05:55 PM (MhA4j)

251 Put it on CBD's tab.

Posted by: DC in Towson, assault human at March 24, 2013 09:54 PM (jIaZt)

My pleasure.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 24, 2013 05:56 PM (3Mkrp)

252 Yoshi, have you ever thought about why Afghanistan has taken three times as long as WWII? I'm in favor of wars as much or more than the next guy. Just bop stupid lefties and dictators on general principle. But I think there should be a rule that all wars have to be over in two weeks. Kill people, break things, go home, and have the parade.

Posted by: Truman North at March 24, 2013 05:56 PM (I2LwF)

253 Just finished watching "Young Tom Edison" on TCM. Now watching "Tom Edison the Man". Very enjoyable. So much moe interesting than Assad.

Posted by: Tuna at March 24, 2013 05:56 PM (M/TDA)

254 You know what would clear this up, putting Obama's fat white guy buddy from the hospital where Michelle "worked" - that guy the 'Pub management doesn't want us to know about, on Haliburton's board so we could invade and Team Obama could get paid.

Posted by: Jean at March 24, 2013 05:56 PM (fW/Ev)

255 241 The little ferret does have an attractive wife.

Posted by: Blacksheep at March 24, 2013 09:48 PM (bS6uW)

We Love her! She is simply marvelous!

Posted by: Vogue Editors at March 24, 2013 09:52 PM (wR+pz)

She will be joining Sara Jessica Parker and I at my tony Manhattan apartment for a dinner in honor of Barack and Michelle. If you enter now, you can join us!

Posted by: Anna Wintour at March 24, 2013 05:56 PM (Zd/NW)

256 256: props for that one

Posted by: Alex 'flame bait' Stephens at March 24, 2013 05:57 PM (aPAIU)

257 Just finished watching "Young Tom Edison" on TCM. Now watching "Tom Edison the Man". Very enjoyable. So much moe interesting than Assad. Posted by: Tuna at March 24, 2013 09:56 PM (M/TDA) Fuck Edison!

Posted by: Nikola Tesla at March 24, 2013 05:58 PM (Vk2pI)

258 Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 24, 2013 09:52 PM (GEICT)

Some WOG newspaper claims that this is Assad's wife, and the photo was just some flirtation between the two.

http://tinyurl.com/b6x33gg

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 24, 2013 05:58 PM (3Mkrp)

259 258: fuck you and your dumb perpetual motion machines

Posted by: Anyone who isn't a dumbass at March 24, 2013 05:58 PM (aPAIU)

260 Put it on CBD's tab. Posted by: DC in Towson, assault human at March 24, 2013 09:54 PM (jIaZt) My pleasure. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 24, 2013 09:56 PM (3Mkrp) Drinks on CBD's tab? Sweet. http://tinyurl.com/acaelaa

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 24, 2013 05:58 PM (GEICT)

261 CNN alert: Cyprus and Eurozone reach a deal

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 24, 2013 05:59 PM (piMMO)

262

The difference between a hooker, your mistress and your wife. After your toes unclench:

Hooker: THAT'S all!!

Mistress: That's ALL????

Wife: [pause] Blue. I think we should paint the den blue.

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 24, 2013 05:59 PM (BAS5M)

263 Just reading all the posts L,.

Posted by: teej at March 24, 2013 05:59 PM (J3IzX)

264 Some WOG newspaper claims that this is Assad's wife, and the photo was just some flirtation between the two. http://tinyurl.com/b6x33gg Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 24, 2013 09:58 PM (3Mkrp) Wife or not...niiiiiiiice. Flirtation? That kinda flirtation would get me a frying pan up side the head and cost me half my stuff.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 24, 2013 06:00 PM (GEICT)

265 He's been mostly dead all day.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at March 24, 2013 06:00 PM (l3vZN)

266 Yoko Ono, not shot.

Posted by: Jean at March 24, 2013 06:01 PM (fW/Ev)

267 @259

Now that is fine. Or not fine.

Okay, fine, definitely.

Posted by: pep at March 24, 2013 06:01 PM (6TB1Z)

268 Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 24, 2013 09:58 PM (GEICT)

Nope.

This will be fine though....

http://balconesdistilling.com/baby-blue

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 24, 2013 06:01 PM (3Mkrp)

269 262CNN alert: Cyprus and Eurozone reach a deal

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 24, 2013 09:59 PM (piMMO)

Or not?

Posted by: Minuteman at March 24, 2013 06:02 PM (dSE0q)

270 Damn NDH, I was hoping for some popcorn time

Posted by: Jean at March 24, 2013 06:02 PM (fW/Ev)

271 Yoko Ono, not shot.

Posted by: Jean at March 24, 2013 10:01 PM (fW/Ev)

That stupid bastard had lousy aim.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 24, 2013 06:02 PM (3Mkrp)

272 So, is that photo of The Asshat shot in the neck real, or not?

Posted by: snootfull at March 24, 2013 06:02 PM (TRIhf)

273

This is the same crappy reporting the media did on Bin Laden for years.

Experts agree! Osama is either dead, or alive!

Posted by: ExSnipe at March 24, 2013 06:02 PM (PBm/l)

274 262 CNN alert: Cyprus and Eurozone reach a deal I'll advise Uncle Putie-Put to not poison anybody's tea after Russian "investors" take it in the shorts to the tune of 20-40%

Posted by: Sec State Kerry at March 24, 2013 06:03 PM (VuGB7)

275 Assad is pining for the fjords.

Or not.

Posted by: Marmo at March 24, 2013 06:03 PM (pcgW1)

276 I am either tired, or not tired..... and tonight it is going to snow..... or not. I am firmly in the maybe camp here...... or not.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 24, 2013 06:03 PM (jucos)

277 >>>Drinks on CBD's tab? Sweet. http://tinyurl.com/acaelaa Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 24, 2013 09:58 PM (GEICT) ~~If I can find gainful employment before June, I'll bring a bottle of that.~~ As I was typing that, i asked Cougar, and we will be in CT for a wedding that weekend. Now I'm pissed.

Posted by: DC in Towson, assault human at March 24, 2013 06:04 PM (jIaZt)

278 Harvey Milk, shot

Posted by: DiFi at March 24, 2013 06:04 PM (fW/Ev)

279 Damn NDH, I was hoping for some popcorn time *** You may still get it depending upon the terms of the deal.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 24, 2013 06:04 PM (piMMO)

280 Go back to the hoops, I started watching The Bible and got distracted. id do a replay, but you might not want the attention

Posted by: L, elle at March 24, 2013 06:04 PM (0PiQ4)

281 They threw him into the sea in a Muslim burial ceremony

Posted by: Dept. Of Accuracy Dept. at March 24, 2013 06:04 PM (MhA4j)

282 Tom Cruise is gay. Or not gay.

pfffft, yeah right.

Posted by: pep at March 24, 2013 06:04 PM (6TB1Z)

283 Flirtation? That kinda flirtation would get me a frying pan up side the head and cost me half my stuff.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 24, 2013 10:00 PM (GEICT)

That kind of flirtation could get you lined up in front of a firing squad in Syria.

Outside of Syria, her back and stomach would look like slugs crawled all over her.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at March 24, 2013 06:05 PM (Zd/NW)

284 277: either it will be head, or not.

Posted by: Alex Stephens at March 24, 2013 06:05 PM (aPAIU)

285

Bashir just can't commit, can he?

Posted by: Robotic (Formerly Zombie but that was overused) John Lennon at March 24, 2013 06:05 PM (dSE0q)

286 Nope. This will be fine though.... http://balconesdistilling.com/baby-blue Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 24, 2013 10:01 PM (3Mkrp) That, oh yes, that will do. Dammit DC!!!!

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 24, 2013 06:05 PM (GEICT)

287 Mmmkay

Posted by: teej at March 24, 2013 06:05 PM (J3IzX)

288 283 Tom Cruise is gay. Or not gay. pfffft, yeah right. I am not saying he's gay, but he will hold a dick in his mouth till it goes soft.

Posted by: Barney at March 24, 2013 06:06 PM (wR+pz)

289

Good news. Cyprus is fixed. Move along. Hey, look over there. It's a squirrel!!

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at March 24, 2013 06:07 PM (AC0lD)

290 Outside of Syria, her ~~back and stomach~~ face would look like slugs crawled all over her. Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at March 24, 2013 10:05 PM (Zd/NW) Fixed

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 24, 2013 06:07 PM (GEICT)

291 Posted by: Truman North at March 24, 2013 09:56 PM (I2LwF) There's a pretty easy answer for why Afghanistan has lasted so long. Our goal is pretty much impossible without reeducating 99% of the country. How are you going to form a central government in a nation that has never been centralized? There may very well be an answer for that, but it's clear that nobody did any serious thinking about the question. So we get glorified warlord Karzai. I can't believe SF men died to defend this guy.

Posted by: Yoshi, Aggrieved Victim of the White Man at March 24, 2013 06:07 PM (csi6Y)

292 289: are you the purple Dinosaur or the fat MA dickwad

Posted by: Alex Stephens at March 24, 2013 06:07 PM (aPAIU)

293

A women was pregnant with triplets.

One day she goes into this bank as it was being held up. She gets shot 3 times in her stomach, but luckily she lives.

She goes to the doctor who tells her her children will be all right, one day the bullets will come out.

So 13 years later, one triplet, a girl, runs out of the bathroom and says "MOM, MOM, I WAS GOING TO THE BATHROOM AND A BULLET CAME OUT!" So the mother tells her the story.

The next day the second daughter comes out and says the same thing, "MOM, I WAS GOING TO THE BATHOOM AND A BULLET CAME OUT!"

On the third day the son comes out and says "MOM, MOM!" she goes "Let me guess, you were going to the bathroom and a bullet came out?" he replies "No, I was jerking off and I shot the dog!"

Posted by: grease monkey at March 24, 2013 06:07 PM (VSWPU)

294 In other news, Obama has totally fucked up his Peace Train Tour

Posted by: Dept. Of Accuracy Dept. at March 24, 2013 06:08 PM (MhA4j)

295 OT, Little Shop of Horrors is on Retro TV for anyone interested in old cheesy movies. This is the one with Jack Nicholson. According to the commentary on Retro Tv it took 2 whole days to shoot.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 24, 2013 06:08 PM (pyxdm)

296 Good one grease monkey!

Posted by: EC at March 24, 2013 06:09 PM (doBIb)

297 I wonder how many non banned posts there have been on this smart military blog

Posted by: Alex Stephens at March 24, 2013 06:09 PM (aPAIU)

298 92 But there is good news after all:

Abe Vigoda is
alive
Posted by: chemjeff at March 24, 2013 09:28 PM

Hey Abe, I'm still here too

Posted by: Jeff Goldblum at March 24, 2013 06:09 PM (mCvL4)

299 Dear cypriot savings account holder: there is money in your account. or not.

Posted by: Simon Jester at March 24, 2013 06:09 PM (EhSF0)

300 I meant to say non banned comments

Posted by: Alex Stephens at March 24, 2013 06:09 PM (aPAIU)

301 So is he shot or not shot? For God's sake! Somebody get it right!

Posted by: The Ghost of Frank Reynolds at March 24, 2013 06:10 PM (l3vZN)

302 301 Alex: I've heard it both ways.

Posted by: speedster1 at March 24, 2013 06:10 PM (yeM7r)

303 In related news, many other people have either been shot or not shot.

Definitely shot

Posted by: Guy who sat in front of Pee Wee at March 24, 2013 06:11 PM (mCvL4)

304 If I don't make it....tell my wife...hello.

Posted by: Bashir Assad Maintaining Neutrality on His Shottiness at March 24, 2013 06:11 PM (dSE0q)

305 It was Achmed on the Sandy Knoll.

Posted by: Craig Poe at March 24, 2013 06:11 PM (BVkEs)

306 Seymour's your friend.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at March 24, 2013 06:12 PM (ZPrif)

307
I'm not involved in Assad's killing honkies, and I continue searching the golf courses for Nicole's killer.

Posted by: Juice Simpson at March 24, 2013 06:13 PM (ndqJC)

308 306 Craig Poe: Shut up - I keel you! :-)

Posted by: speedster1 at March 24, 2013 06:13 PM (yeM7r)

309 Perhaps more importantly, how many comments has sven made

Posted by: Alex Stephens at March 24, 2013 06:13 PM (aPAIU)

310 My comment was just BANNED!! WTF!!

Posted by: Dept. Of Accuracy Dept. at March 24, 2013 06:14 PM (MhA4j)

311 My comment was just BANNED!! WTF!! *** For what reason? Did you try to use the word bl*zer?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 24, 2013 06:14 PM (piMMO)

312 311, cycle your modem

Posted by: Jean at March 24, 2013 06:15 PM (fW/Ev)

313 No. It was Lo**Bo*

Posted by: Dept. Of Accuracy Dept. at March 24, 2013 06:16 PM (MhA4j)

314 longbox?

Posted by: Alex Stephens at March 24, 2013 06:16 PM (aPAIU)

315 310 Alex Stephens,

I'm going with less than a thousand Alex...hell less than 300 probably

Posted by: sven10077-ArkLaTex travelogue and Researcher at March 24, 2013 06:16 PM (LRFds)

316 I'll advise Uncle Putie-Put to not poison anybody's tea after Russian "investors" take it in the shorts to the tune of 20-40%

40% is optimistic if I'm reading zerohedge correctly. It sounds to me like the bailout will cover the banks that has mostly domestic accounts while completely levelling the one that's primarily used by 'foreigners'.

Posted by: Methos at March 24, 2013 06:17 PM (hO9ad)

317 Longbow?

Posted by: EC at March 24, 2013 06:17 PM (doBIb)

318 cycle your modem *** @ 1200 Baud?

Posted by: Dept. Of Accuracy Dept. at March 24, 2013 06:17 PM (MhA4j)

319 Was he shot, or uh, not shot with one of the guns the jihadis in Syria got from Obama's Faster and Furiouser gun running operation on Libya?

Posted by: 18-1 at March 24, 2013 06:17 PM (zPVBH)

320 313311, cycle your modem

Posted by: Jean at March 24, 2013 10:15 PM (fW/Ev)

That's what she said.

Posted by: Guy Hwo Always Says "That's What She Said" at March 24, 2013 06:17 PM (dSE0q)

321 No. It was Lo**Bo* *** LongBoy?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 24, 2013 06:17 PM (piMMO)

322 317: I wouldn't trust a bunch of 9/11 truthers

Posted by: Alex Stephens at March 24, 2013 06:18 PM (aPAIU)

323 Lovebox?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 24, 2013 06:18 PM (piMMO)

324 lockbox?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 24, 2013 06:18 PM (GEICT)

325 No. It was Lo**Bo*

***

LordBox?

Posted by: NWConservative at March 24, 2013 06:18 PM (M1gmo)

326 Just kidding. I don't have a modem. I'm posting from Pixy's balcony.

Posted by: Dept. Of Accuracy Dept. at March 24, 2013 06:18 PM (MhA4j)

327 Please speak English.

Posted by: Craig Poe at March 24, 2013 06:18 PM (BVkEs)

328 OMG!

I just checked and I'm either shot or not shot, too.

I sure hope it's the latter because I gotta be somewhere in less than half an hour.

Posted by: Hepcat at March 24, 2013 06:18 PM (nPbm2)

329 Loverboy are Ace's second favorite band.

Posted by: garrett at March 24, 2013 06:19 PM (0SaGS)

330 #322: Los lobos?

Posted by: speedster1 at March 24, 2013 06:19 PM (yeM7r)

331 Lostboy?

Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 24, 2013 06:19 PM (jucos)

332 324 bingo

Posted by: Dept. Of Accuracy Dept. at March 24, 2013 06:19 PM (MhA4j)

333 I bet he was shot with an evil AR15 assault rifle. With a 300 round high powered magazine.

Posted by: Rachels Amadcow at March 24, 2013 06:19 PM (ygAxO)

334 Maybe one of Assads' kids popped him. Wouldn't be the first or last time something like that happens.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at March 24, 2013 06:19 PM (Zd/NW)

335 and as said earlier, because it cannot be said enough....

"fu*k AlGore...."

5 inches of abrupt climate change and climbing....happy spring fatass happy spring...

Posted by: sven10077-ArkLaTex travelogue and Researcher at March 24, 2013 06:19 PM (LRFds)

336 When you're shot you're shot... When you're not you're not

Posted by: Jerry Reed at March 24, 2013 06:20 PM (JQuNB)

337 How could you even carry a rifle holding 300 rounds?

Posted by: Alex Stephens at March 24, 2013 06:20 PM (aPAIU)

338 A high ammunition magazine?

Posted by: Dept. Of Accuracy Dept. at March 24, 2013 06:20 PM (MhA4j)

339 loopbok -- it's a horrible Norwegian curse word.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at March 24, 2013 06:20 PM (ZPrif)

340 Not shot here!

Posted by: ConcealedKerry or SubMitt at March 24, 2013 06:20 PM (ILTiC)

341 Lovebox? Really?

Posted by: EC at March 24, 2013 06:20 PM (doBIb)

342 First rule of Longbow Club is don't talk about Longbow Club.

Posted by: Longbow Club at March 24, 2013 06:21 PM (dSE0q)

343 I heard him say Lo**, boy.

Posted by: Maureen Dowd at March 24, 2013 06:21 PM (lG3E4)

344 Huh. LoveBox LoveBox Lovebox! Is it like Beetlejuice?

Posted by: NWConservative at March 24, 2013 06:22 PM (M1gmo)

345 Assad, shot is his lovebox by .....

Posted by: Dept. Of Accuracy Dept. at March 24, 2013 06:22 PM (MhA4j)

346

You Give Love a Bad Name

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KrZHPOeOxQQ

Posted by: Bon Jovi at March 24, 2013 06:22 PM (0SaGS)

347 Shot or not shot or both.

Posted by: The Mega Independent at March 24, 2013 06:22 PM (Lq5WC)

348 Just what did you call the lovebox? Did you use a different word for it?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 24, 2013 06:22 PM (piMMO)

349 I shot the sheriff, but I didn't shoot the Assad dude too

Posted by: Bob Marley at March 24, 2013 06:22 PM (ygAxO)

350 You must have done something else to make your comment go away.

Posted by: EC at March 24, 2013 06:23 PM (doBIb)

351 Here's something to file away in the hmmm category. A vial containing a virus that can cause hemorraghic fever is missing from a UTMB lab in Galveston. The virus is transmitted only through contact with Venezuelan rats. Do we know of anyone in Venezuela who probably came into contact with rats and recently died? http://www.kltv.com/story/21779393/virus-vial-missing-from-galveston-lab

Posted by: no good deed at March 24, 2013 06:23 PM (xXCNf)

352

Hey, let's calm down everyone. It's Spring, and these are Arabs, so...get it?

All is well except for those party-of-no Republicans. I got this.

Posted by: Barry O'Fuckstick at March 24, 2013 06:23 PM (1Y+hH)

353 Did you happen to send in the check for your platinum membership? These covenants are now being strictly enforced.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 24, 2013 06:24 PM (jucos)

354 In Crossbow Club you can talk about Crossbow Club all you want. Or not. And you can talk about those fags in Longbow Club, we don't give a shit, Serious you guys.

Posted by: Crossbow Club at March 24, 2013 06:24 PM (dSE0q)

355 Not like Barney Frank's lovebox. He has to wear Depends since he craps like a horse.

Posted by: Dept. Of Accuracy Dept. at March 24, 2013 06:24 PM (MhA4j)

356 And a #13 makes it to the Sweet 16. Anyone have LaSalle-Wichita State in their bracket?

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at March 24, 2013 06:24 PM (k0CeE)

357

Good news in Cyprus. It's no longer a 'tax' but a 'restructuring' which doesn't need to be voted on by the Parliaments.

Words are fun. Change them when you need a power grab.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at March 24, 2013 06:25 PM (AC0lD)

358 Oh wait...there it is. 295

Posted by: Dept. Of Accuracy Dept. at March 24, 2013 06:26 PM (MhA4j)

359 343 longbow club,

if you have time to talk about it you're not doing it right....

"fwip"

Posted by: sven10077-ArkLaTex travelogue and Researcher at March 24, 2013 06:27 PM (LRFds)

360 There's no "love box" in # 295.

Posted by: EC at March 24, 2013 06:27 PM (doBIb)

361

>>Good news in Cyprus. It's no longer a 'tax' but a 'restructuring' which doesn't need to be voted on by the Parliaments.

Upon further scrutiny, it's a Restructuring Tax!

Posted by: Dread Justice Roberts at March 24, 2013 06:27 PM (0SaGS)

362 From that picture of Asma, I would bet the "Rose of the Desert" has had her rosebud plucked before.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at March 24, 2013 06:27 PM (Zd/NW)

363 There was

Posted by: Dept. Of Accuracy Dept. at March 24, 2013 06:28 PM (MhA4j)

364 Even the people dating members of the opposite sex seem gay on House Hunters on HGTV It is making me grumpy

Posted by: Truman North at March 24, 2013 06:28 PM (I2LwF)

365 358 stateless infidel,

it's a tax! or you know not...whatever works fellas now when's the next party???

// JS Roberts esq

Posted by: sven10077-ArkLaTex travelogue and Researcher at March 24, 2013 06:28 PM (LRFds)

366

DOW futures up 45, S+P up 7.

Risk on!

Posted by: Barry O'Fuckstick at March 24, 2013 06:29 PM (1Y+hH)

367 Good news in Cyprus. It's no longer a 'tax' but a 'restructuring' which doesn't need to be voted on by the Parliaments.

Hey if it means we don't hang from lampposts, it's all good.

Posted by: Some Cypriot congresscritter at March 24, 2013 06:29 PM (hO9ad)

368

And She Was

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgSVTdAtNYE

Posted by: Talking Heads at March 24, 2013 06:29 PM (0SaGS)

369 From that picture of Asma... **** Notice how many of these "Desert" names have Ass in them?

Posted by: Dept. Of Accuracy Dept. at March 24, 2013 06:29 PM (MhA4j)

370 So now they have a deal in Cyprus:

An end run around the Cyprus parliament that simply shuts down the number 2 bank in Cyprus and restructures the Bank of Cyprus to get "haircuts" on the deposits there all doing it WITHOUT a vote of the parliament. Outside of the EU tax/banking regs and outside of civil authority.

WHOOOOEEEE! We are going to have some FUN!!!

Posted by: NWConservative at March 24, 2013 06:29 PM (M1gmo)

371 No public sightings for the entire day means it is probably true. He's probably shot.

Posted by: HoboJerky at March 24, 2013 06:30 PM (FsUAO)

372 367 Barry O'fuckstick,

yeah I'm pretty much past the whole "sanity" in economics thing...

if the markets are just a confidence trick then have fun with 'em...

my mattress is a safer guarantor of investment

Posted by: sven10077-ArkLaTex travelogue and Researcher at March 24, 2013 06:30 PM (LRFds)

373 When is the Archduke Ferdinand moment come in Europe?

Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 24, 2013 06:30 PM (jucos)

374 Anyone have LaSalle-Wichita State in their bracket?

---

Neither one here. But the Final Four's still intact.

Posted by: Craig Poe at March 24, 2013 06:31 PM (BVkEs)

375 'Splunge, buut I'm not being indecisive' it seems Hoft and Drudge got it from a French site named El Tira.

Posted by: archie goodwin at March 24, 2013 06:31 PM (Jsiw/)

376 When is the Archduke Ferdinand moment come in Europe? Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 24, 2013 10:30 PM (jucos) We just need to save up enough to buy a bullet...

Posted by: Golden Dawn at March 24, 2013 06:32 PM (Vk2pI)

377 seems Hoft and Drudge got it from a French site named El Tira. **** Right up there with Debka

Posted by: Dept. Of Accuracy Dept. at March 24, 2013 06:32 PM (MhA4j)

378

Posted by: sven10077-ArkLaTex travelogue and Researcher at March 24, 2013 10:30 PM (LRFds)

I just dabble now, pipeline MLPs and such.

Posted by: Barry O'Fuckstick/Meremortal at March 24, 2013 06:32 PM (1Y+hH)

379 Drudge tweet: McCain emerges as key senator in expanding background checks... http://drudge.tw/16SktKB

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 24, 2013 06:32 PM (piMMO)

380 374 When is the Archduke Ferdinand moment come in Europe?

Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 24, 2013 10:30 PM (jucos)

Can we please have it soon? I need to get back to American Idol and whatever is on MTV!

Posted by: NWConservative at March 24, 2013 06:32 PM (M1gmo)

381 WHOOOOEEEE! We are going to have some FUN!!!

That's what we heard.

Posted by: Some Russian Spec Ops looking for easier pickings than Chechans at March 24, 2013 06:33 PM (hO9ad)

382 Either he's alive, or he's dead, or the cops got him, or they don't

Posted by: Mr. Blonde at March 24, 2013 06:33 PM (7xeJQ)

383 380 Drudge tweet:

McCain emerges as key senator in expanding background checks... http://drudge.tw/16SktKB

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 24, 2013 10:32 PM (piMMO)

My surprise-o-meter is exactly zero.

Posted by: NWConservative at March 24, 2013 06:33 PM (M1gmo)

384 380 NDH So we've been stabbed in the back, or not stabbed in the back.

Posted by: rickl at March 24, 2013 06:34 PM (sdi6R)

385 where do ONT at?

Posted by: Jones in CO at March 24, 2013 06:34 PM (8sCoq)

386 So you are saying that Bashir is either dead, or alive?

Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 24, 2013 06:34 PM (jucos)

387 McCain emerges as key senator in .... Usurping Constitution

Posted by: Dept. Of Accuracy Dept. at March 24, 2013 06:34 PM (MhA4j)

388 384 NWConservative,

yeah I think maybe we need a dedicated 'fuck John McCain love 1 million GOP members" PAC....

I am not kidding send McCain a daily "fuck you retire" telegram...

Posted by: sven10077-ArkLaTex travelogue and Researcher at March 24, 2013 06:35 PM (LRFds)

389 'there was a chase, there was a shooting, and then there was this execution deal.

Posted by: archie goodwin at March 24, 2013 06:35 PM (Jsiw/)

390 388 Dep Acc Dept,

yeah that's been a nice byline for oh 30 years now....

Posted by: sven10077-ArkLaTex travelogue and Researcher at March 24, 2013 06:35 PM (LRFds)

391 382 WHOOOOEEEE! We are going to have some FUN!!!

That's what we heard.

Posted by: Some Russian Spec Ops looking for easier pickings than Chechans at March 24, 2013 10:33 PM (hO9ad)

All foreign depositors will be affected except for those ending in "utin."

Posted by: NWConservative at March 24, 2013 06:36 PM (M1gmo)

392 >> McCain emerges as key senator in expanding background checks... http://drudge.tw/16SktKB Cocksuck... Oh, wait *consults AoSHQ Style Guide* ... Sucker of Cock!!!

Posted by: Andy at March 24, 2013 06:36 PM (OZPoa)

393 Senator McCain, are there gun control laws in Vietnam? If so, what are they?

Posted by: Craig Poe at March 24, 2013 06:36 PM (BVkEs)

394 356Not like Barney Frank's lovebox. He has to wear Depends since he craps like a horse.

Posted by: Dept. Of Accuracy Dept. at March 24, 2013 10:24 PM (MhA4j)

We are loathe to correct the Dept. Of Accuracy Dept, but in the interest of actual correct factual information, the girth of Barney's turds have exceeded their length since 2007 and have not resembled the rough spherical nature of equine scat since that time. We categorize them as "sauceroid".

Posted by: Bureau of Agency Service Administration Corps at March 24, 2013 06:36 PM (dSE0q)

395 The news of my death may or may not have been premature.

Posted by: Bashar Assad at March 24, 2013 06:37 PM (SSWdi)

396 > So you are saying that Bashir is either dead, or alive? Schroedinger's Assad

Posted by: Jones in CO at March 24, 2013 06:37 PM (8sCoq)

397 yeah I think maybe we need a dedicated 'fuck John McCain love 1 million GOP members" PAC....

I am not kidding send McCain a daily "fuck you retire" telegram...

Posted by: sven10077-ArkLaTex travelogue and Researcher at March 24, 2013 10:35 PM (LRFds)

Fuck McCain. Senile old bastard should burn in hell. JD Hayworth was so much better than this POS.

Posted by: NWConservative at March 24, 2013 06:37 PM (M1gmo)

398 Watch for Weekend at Bashar's to come out shortly.

Posted by: Sec State Kerry at March 24, 2013 06:37 PM (VuGB7)

399 395 Down here we call them "Cow Pies"

Posted by: Dept. Of Accuracy Dept. at March 24, 2013 06:37 PM (MhA4j)

400 >> McCain emerges as key senator in expanding background checks... http://drudge.tw/16SktKB Cocksuck... Oh, wait *consults AoSHQ Style Guide* ... Sucker of Cock!!! Posted by: Andy at March 24, 2013 10:36 PM (OZPoa) ------------------------------------------------------- Checking ace's changes to said "Style Guide"........ Person of cock suckage.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 24, 2013 06:38 PM (jucos)

401 Barney "Cow Pie" Frank?

Posted by: Dept. Of Accuracy Dept. at March 24, 2013 06:38 PM (MhA4j)

402

So you are saying that Bashir is either dead, or alive?

Sorry, only one Bon Jovi link a day.

Posted by: garrett at March 24, 2013 06:38 PM (0SaGS)

403
Notice how many of these "Desert" names have Ass in them?

Posted by: Dept. Of Accuracy Dept. at March 24, 2013 10:29 PM (MhA4j)

And how many of those "Asses" have had dicks in them.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at March 24, 2013 06:39 PM (Zd/NW)

404 This thread is beginning to lump.

Posted by: Dept. Of Accuracy Dept. at March 24, 2013 06:39 PM (MhA4j)

405

Elvis is dead and Bashir doesn't feel so good himself.

Posted by: Barry O'Fuckstick/Meremortal at March 24, 2013 06:40 PM (1Y+hH)

406 I'm up, or not up.

Posted by: The ONT at March 24, 2013 06:41 PM (lG3E4)

407 And how many of those "Asses" have had dicks in them. Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, *** A high school buddy was a Cab Dispatcher for a while and the late night guys were all "Desert Born" Sodomites, every one.

Posted by: Dept. Of Accuracy Dept. at March 24, 2013 06:42 PM (MhA4j)

408 I shot Assad. He was walking through my neighborhood with Skittles and an Arizona Iced Tea.

Posted by: George Zimmerman at March 24, 2013 06:42 PM (Zd/NW)

409 ONT has arrived!

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at March 24, 2013 06:43 PM (k0CeE)

410 LAST!!!

Posted by: Minuteman at March 24, 2013 06:43 PM (dSE0q)

411 He was shot but not shot shot.

Posted by: Daybrother at March 24, 2013 06:47 PM (+paCV)

412 OT: I did not see the fireball, but saw the smoke/vapor trail which was in the sky. It looked strange and I noted it at the time. Am used to seeing contrails or whatever from planes, but this seemed lower as it was moved fairly rapidly with the wind.

Posted by: Baldy at March 24, 2013 07:04 PM (opS9C)

413 MEXICO CITY (AP) Â— Fashion designer Oscar de la Renta has been a favorite of many U.S. first ladies, including Betty Ford, Nancy Reagan, Laura Bush and Hillary Clinton. But one name is still missing from his list: Michelle Obama.

De la Renta says he is not worried about not having Obama on his list of celebrity clients because for him what matters is dressing everyday women.

De la Renta says that Â“an anonymous woman on the street is the woman who influences fashion today, not a movie star or a first lady.Â”

Posted by: Maxine Waters at March 24, 2013 07:31 PM (e8kgV)

414 Jerusalem, Israel --- March 24, 2013 Â… Russian media sources have confirmed that Syria President Bashar Assad was shot by an Iranian bodyguard Saturday night.

"The lone assassination pumped several bullets at point blank range into Assad," said the source. "Assad was rushed to Al-Shami Hospital in Damascus in critical condition. He died on the operating table from heart failure resulting from massive blood loss."

An Israeli security analyst believes the report to be accurate.

Posted by: Hank Johnson at March 24, 2013 07:33 PM (e8kgV)

415 The Israeli analyst said that several events have taken place in the last 24 hours including the Syrian army shooting at an Israeli border patrol unit. It is believed that this action was coordinated by Assad loyalists who stood outside the dead President's hospital room to deflect the global media from the assassination and to pull Israel into a war with the Syrian army. The leader of the Western-backed Syrian opposition coalition announced he was resigning.

Moaz al-Khatib didnÂ’t detail what motivated his decision, in a status update made on social media Website Facebook. But he did say that he now had the ability to Â“work with freedom that cannot be available within the official institutions.Â”

Posted by: Hank Johnson at March 24, 2013 07:36 PM (e8kgV)

416 I feel a full "wag the dog" coming on here.

Posted by: Satan at March 24, 2013 07:37 PM (e8kgV)

417 halona on twitter say "I'm living close to Shami hospital the streets haven't been closed and you can access freely to the place.

Posted by: da at March 24, 2013 09:05 PM (h4wo5)

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