August 23, 2013
— Purple Avenger This report and footage seems pretty good.
The video is a bit more telling, although not definitive, than some of the other stuff I've seen that looked more like Paliwood productions.
Some of the victims in that BBC video do seem a bit cyanotic, and one guy is shown having muscle spasms...those are symptoms of a nerve agent.
There's also a video floating around of some doctor talking about using up thousands of doses of atropine to treat. Atropine is a standard nerve agent treatment. Everyone in the US military gets training on its use in BCT during the ABC weapons training.
aside from chem-weapons, there's other stuff that can ruin your day. Have you checked your spare tire lately? Is it actually inflated, or is it flat? Can you find that locking lugnut adapter gizmo for the wrench? Do you have a working flashlight in your ride, or are its batteries dead?
This item about accidental prosperity in the news dump is actually pretty good and warrants a closer look than just a bullet point. While it nominally talks about America, the advances of the past 250 years were largely planet wide (in varying degrees). The real bump in American prosperity seen in the 50's and 60's was IMO due to the "last man standing" effect that fell out of WWII. America had a few decades of mostly unchallenged, other than by the Soviets, worldwide industrial supremacy. But, even that Soviet challenge was a driver of innovation and technological advance.
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Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) MFM Delenda Est at August 23, 2013 07:35 AM (/PCJa)
Posted by: blaster at August 23, 2013 07:36 AM (W6bkf)
Posted by: Thunderb at August 23, 2013 07:36 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Burn the Witch at August 23, 2013 07:36 AM (+02SO)
Sarin? Mustard gas?
As for the "the bump is over and we're all going to have flat growth forever and be like the Soviet Union..." maybe. We have indeed been fortunate. But then again there might be an unforeseen technology driver out there. Cheap space travel? Asteroid mining? Some computer tech that's only theoretical now? Who knows. Oh, and fourth or fifth.
Posted by: joncelli at August 23, 2013 07:37 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) MFM Delenda Est at August 23, 2013 07:37 AM (/PCJa)
Posted by: [/i][/b][/s]akula51 at August 23, 2013 07:37 AM (4p5/2)
I'm going with not proven.
Posted by: WalrusRex at August 23, 2013 07:37 AM (Hx5uv)
Posted by: [/i][/b][/s]akula51 at August 23, 2013 07:40 AM (4p5/2)
Posted by: alexthechick - Commence drinking now. at August 23, 2013 07:40 AM (VtjlW)
I said to myself better make damn sure I really need this before using it.
Posted by: Vic at August 23, 2013 07:40 AM (lZvxr)
Mustard gas IIRC from Army training many decades ago, is technically a blistering agent. Completely different symptoms than nerve agents that paralyze respiration
Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at August 23, 2013 07:40 AM (VZSHr)
Wait -- Markie Post bikini pics?
End of previous thread, thanks to Jones in CO...
...who may continue.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at August 23, 2013 07:41 AM (0HooB)
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Exactly. Last I checked, Russia had a seat at the UN. Time for the other "superpowers" to put on their world cop uniforms. Ours is torn and dirty.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 23, 2013 07:41 AM (TOk1P)
Posted by: Thunderb at August 23, 2013 07:41 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Lincolntf at August 23, 2013 07:41 AM (ZshNr)
Posted by: rickb223 at August 23, 2013 07:42 AM (t+DWU)
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ is at work and needs a beer at August 23, 2013 07:42 AM (/kI1Q)
The Soviets were nothing. We had them beat hands down. Their military stuff was shit.
Posted by: Vic at August 23, 2013 07:42 AM (lZvxr)
Posted by: Burn the Witch at August 23, 2013 11:36 AM (+02SO)
We had a good thing going. So much material out there. I think the 80s were sort of the Golden Age for hot babes on TV shows.
Posted by: Jones in CO at August 23, 2013 07:43 AM (8sCoq)
Posted by: garrett at August 23, 2013 07:44 AM (2Vwvk)
Ok Jones, now do some Pamela Hensley. If Markie Post was a gold mine, then Pamela is a platinum mine.
Posted by: EC at August 23, 2013 07:45 AM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: Vic at August 23, 2013 11:42 AM (lZvxr)
The Soviets had excellent engineers and theoreticians but couldn't do QA to save their souls. They had great ideas that just couldn't make it past prototypes intact.
Posted by: joncelli at August 23, 2013 07:45 AM (RD7QR)
I wonder if we'll ever get Fedzilla out of the way enough to get our economy back on track again. All these thousands of regulations aren't helping.
And IIRC, we were told up front that UE in the nines were "the new normal" back in '09 or so. We're putting up with this, why, again?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at August 23, 2013 07:45 AM (0HooB)
Yeah. The six D cell Maglight in my car isn't there for light.
There's no way you haven't stolen the batteries out of that thing.
Posted by: garrett at August 23, 2013 07:46 AM (2Vwvk)
Posted by: Burn the Witch at August 23, 2013 07:46 AM (+02SO)
The advancements in civilization I would contend have been contingent on the discovery of new energy sources.
We will flat line until we find something other than fossil fuels. ( I would say nuclear power but that is going nowhere right now because of its inability to be used by the individual).
Maybe the discovery of how to harness nuclear power for individuals is the next step but I doubt it.
Posted by: polynikes at August 23, 2013 07:47 AM (m2CN7)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at August 23, 2013 11:45 AM (0HooB)
It makes us just like Europe. And who wouldn't want that?
Posted by: Hipster douchebag at August 23, 2013 07:47 AM (RD7QR)
Insty talked about this before, but Toshiba has a nuke reactor the size of an outhouse. Supposedly. It can be buried in your backyard permanently and has enough fuel to last a lifetime.
Posted by: EC at August 23, 2013 07:48 AM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) MFM Delenda Est at August 23, 2013 07:49 AM (/PCJa)
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes C'est Magnifique at August 23, 2013 07:49 AM (kXoT0)
Posted by: polynikes at August 23, 2013 11:47 AM (m2CN7)
There's lots of innovation in nukes out there; the problem is that the government-green alliance won't let it be used.
Posted by: joncelli at August 23, 2013 07:49 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: FBI Special Agent Stanley Goodspeed at August 23, 2013 07:50 AM (X866z)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Buy Spleen! Now with Oxidizers! at August 23, 2013 07:50 AM (hLRSq)
I used to work at a pharma manufacturing plant. They told me on the first day, "If you see the guys in the brown coveralls running, it's already too late. You're fucked."
Posted by: EC at August 23, 2013 07:50 AM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: garrett at August 23, 2013 07:51 AM (2Vwvk)
The advancements in civilization I would contend have been contingent on the discovery of new energy sources.
We will flat line until we find something other than fossil fuels. ( I would say nuclear power but that is going nowhere right nowbecause of its inability to be used by the individual).
Maybe the discovery of how to harness nuclear power for individuals is the next step but I doubt it.
There is plenty of "fossil fuel" around, what's hurting us is senseless regulations keeping us from using them. The Greenies keep using the hoax of man-made climate change and idiot legislators against our own best interests, killing the creation of wealth that would enable new energy sources to be developed.
But you knew that already.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at August 23, 2013 07:52 AM (0HooB)
AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) MFM Delenda Est at August 23, 2013 11:49 AM (/PCJa)
This is going to sound silly, and it kind of is, but if you want a decent intro to basic survival craft...check out some of the Boy Scouts of America handbooks.
Posted by: @JohnTant at August 23, 2013 07:52 AM (F3IIA)
Posted by: rickb223 at August 23, 2013 07:52 AM (t+DWU)
Posted by: joncelli at August 23, 2013 11:49 AM (RD7QR)
I don't doubt that.
Posted by: polynikes at August 23, 2013 07:52 AM (m2CN7)
Hate. It burns
Posted by: Thunderb at August 23, 2013 11:36 AM (zOTsN)
Juvenile my ass. He's a thug. And if Barry had a son he'd look like him. Too bad the vet wasn't armed. Barry would find time to talk about it then
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 23, 2013 07:54 AM (1Jaio)
The Soviets were nothing. We had them beat hands down. Their military stuff was shit.
Posted by: Vic
The -- arguably -- evenest match-up of modern Western vs Soviet hardware was probably the 1973 Yom Kippur War. The Egyptians did very well with Soviet Tanks and ATGMs in the initial stages.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 23, 2013 07:54 AM (kdS6q)
"President Barack Obama warned in an interview broadcast Friday that Syria’s alleged chemical weapons attack this week will “require America’s attention” because it could threaten “core national interests.” "
.....
The president did not explicitly confirm charges by the opposition to Assad that the regime in Damascus carried out the worst chemical weapons attack in 25 years, killing more than 1,000 people, but declared: “This is clearly a big event of grave concern.”
“This is something that is going to require America's attention and hopefully the entire international community's attention,” he said.
.....
And “if the U.S. goes in and attacks another country without a U.N.
mandate and without clear evidence that can be presented, then there are
questions in terms of whether international law supports it, do we have
the coalition to make it work, and, you know, those are considerations
that we have to take into account,” he said.
.....
and from the other side of the same side of the aisle:
"It has been a year since the President said that the use of chemical weapons in Syria would constitute the crossing of a red line. But, because these threats have not been backed up by any real consequences, they have rung hollow," McCain said. "As a result, the killing goes on, Assad remains in power, and his use of chemical weapons against Syrian civilians apparently continues. It is long past time for the United States and our friends and allies to respond to Assad's continuing mass atrocities in Syria with decisive actions, including limited military strikes" targeting Syria's air force and missile facilities.
Posted by: mallfly at August 23, 2013 07:54 AM (bJm7W)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at August 23, 2013 11:52 AM (0HooB)
I agree that there are plenty of fossil fuels still available. My point was that each discovery of a new and better energy source has led to a jump in civilization advancements.
Posted by: polynikes at August 23, 2013 07:55 AM (m2CN7)
last time i looked, even "non-persistent" G family agents were good for a day or three, depending on initial concentrations, method of application and environmental conditions...
i'm still inclined to suspect either something like AC or maybe good old chlorine gas or another caustic chemical, ala Bhopal in 1984, but then again, i was just a w*rker bee 54 series for awhile during my brilliant military career.
Posted by: redc1c4 at August 23, 2013 07:56 AM (q+fqH)
***
Just skip the updates about the sodomy merit badges.
Posted by: WalrusRex at August 23, 2013 07:56 AM (Hx5uv)
And he was probably snuck up on as well. He'd have probably pounded the snot out of the
Posted by: Clutch Cargo at August 23, 2013 07:56 AM (pgQxn)
The hardware, maybe. But the doctrine, no. The Israelis figured out that Soviet war-fighting and Arab culture don't mix and exploited the shit out of it.
Posted by: EC at August 23, 2013 07:56 AM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: T. at August 23, 2013 07:56 AM (znL9k)
Posted by: [/i][/b][/s]akula51 at August 23, 2013 07:56 AM (4p5/2)
Posted by: joncelli at August 23, 2013 11:45 AM (RD7QR)
Back when I was in the Navy every time we made a WESPAC cruise they Soviets would overfly us with their Bear bombers. On my last cruise after the war was over the admiral decided he would play some games with them and "hide". They sent out 3 flights hunting for us. We knew where they were at the whole time and they never did find us even though they knew where we left from and where we were going to.
Posted by: Vic at August 23, 2013 07:57 AM (lZvxr)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) MFM Delenda Est at August 23, 2013 07:57 AM (/PCJa)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at August 23, 2013 07:57 AM (l3vZN)
Posted by: mallfly at August 23, 2013 07:57 AM (bJm7W)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 23, 2013 07:58 AM (0EcBv)
The Egyptians did very well with Soviet Tanks and ATGMs in the initial stages.
Air to Ground yes. Tanks . No.
Posted by: polynikes at August 23, 2013 07:58 AM (m2CN7)
We will flat line until we find something other than fossil fuels.
Hydrocarbons are magic and will be almost impossible to replace
Posted by: Velvet Ambition at August 23, 2013 07:58 AM (R8hU8)
Posted by: [/i][/b][/s]akula51 at August 23, 2013 07:58 AM (4p5/2)
Everyone always assumes they will survive, but the odds are against it.
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at August 23, 2013 11:57 AM (l3vZN)
How are you at general strongman duties?
Posted by: EC at August 23, 2013 07:59 AM (GQ8sn)
Syria’s alleged chemical weapons attack this week will “require
America’s attention” because it could threaten “core national
interests.” "
Prezzy Race Baiter is in over his empty head once again
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 23, 2013 07:59 AM (1Jaio)
I believe something was used, but the lethality levels don't seem up to snuff with what you'd expect to see from military grade dispersal systems and chemicals.
I could totally believe this was a rebel false flag op using ordinary commercial pesticides to gen up sympathy...or going one paranoia level deeper, a govt scheme to blame the rebels if the stuff and dispersal hardware is shown to be not home built rather than military origin.
Nothing is ever as it seems...
Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at August 23, 2013 07:59 AM (VZSHr)
I agree that there are plenty of fossil fuels still available. My point was that each discovery of a new and better energy source has led to a jump in civilization advancements.
We're in the unusual position of having "representatives" who no longer represent the interests of the nation.
Why this is or how it came about remains a mystery to me.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at August 23, 2013 07:59 AM (0HooB)
34 -
When I was in Germany, it was assumed that the invasion would be preceeded by an artillery bombardment, and those of us who survived that would be dead within hours of the tanks rolling over us.
It was then assumed that if we had given them enough time to evacuate W. Germany, our long range bombers would come in and clean up the Soviet tank invasion.
It was a theory I am glad was never tested.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 23, 2013 07:59 AM (TOk1P)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) MFM Delenda Est at August 23, 2013 07:59 AM (/PCJa)
Posted by: FRONT TOWARD LEFT at August 23, 2013 08:00 AM (V3kRK)
Posted by: [/i][/b][/s]akula51 at August 23, 2013 08:00 AM (4p5/2)
Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at August 23, 2013 08:00 AM (SzAZ7)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat
I give us...
One Chance In Three
***
Life is a sexually transmitted fatal disease.
Posted by: WalrusRex at August 23, 2013 08:01 AM (Hx5uv)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) MFM Delenda Est at August 23, 2013 08:01 AM (/PCJa)
***
But they might make a good pizza topping.
Posted by: WalrusRex at August 23, 2013 08:02 AM (Hx5uv)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at August 23, 2013 08:02 AM (XIxXP)
Posted by: J. Random FisCon at August 23, 2013 08:02 AM (YYJjz)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) MFM Delenda Est at August 23, 2013 08:03 AM (/PCJa)
Posted by: FBI Special Agent Stanley Goodspeed at August 23, 2013 08:03 AM (X866z)
SPOKANE, Wash. (CBS Seattle/AP) — Police in Spokane, Wash., say they have arrested one of two teens suspected of fatally beating an 88-year-old veteran of World War II who had survived the Battle of Okinawa.
Authorities say the two young African American men, between 16 and 19 years old, approached Delbert Belton in his car Wednesday night outside an Eagles Lodge as he was waiting for a friend.
BeltonÂ’s daughter-in-law tells KREM-TV that the suspects beat him with flashlights.
“They used those great big heavy flashlights,” Bobbie Belton said.Time to outlaw flashlights
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 23, 2013 08:04 AM (1Jaio)
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at August 23, 2013 08:04 AM (HDgX3)
AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) MFM Delenda Est at August 23, 2013 11:57 AM (/PCJa)
Well, what I did for a time is commit to doing one thing per day. What did you do today to prepare for an emergency?
Could be as simple as buying new batteries to replace older ones in your stash. Went to a box store and bought some canned food to squirrel away. Updated the supplies in the house first-aid kit. Found a sleeping bag on sale that you could use. Stuff like that.
If you look at everything all at once, it can seem overwhelming and the natural response is to procrastinate. But if you just do small things every day, you make progress.
Posted by: @JohnTant at August 23, 2013 08:04 AM (F3IIA)
Posted by: The MFM at August 23, 2013 08:04 AM (oJQ+J)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) MFM Delenda Est at August 23, 2013 08:04 AM (/PCJa)
The hardware, maybe. But the doctrine, no. The Israelis figured out that Soviet war-fighting and Arab culture don't mix and exploited the shit out of it.
Posted by: EC
In the initial stages, the Egyptians kept the Israels from getting uncontested control of the airspace, which allowed Team Islam to leap frog forward, with tanks gaining ground, then the ATGM teams moving up to protect the gains against Israel counter attacks. Innovative tactics for the time.
See also the use of ASM by the Egyptian Navy. That shocked a heck of a lot of Navy types.
But quality of command and manpower always seems to win out. Soviet doctrine can plan and has a decent offensive first punch, but it doesn't re-act to changing conditions worth a damn.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 23, 2013 08:04 AM (kdS6q)
Cut it into 300cal quarters.
Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at August 23, 2013 08:04 AM (VZSHr)
My old gf's dad was a Major in MI. He told me a story about how in one of the Arab-Israeli wars, they exploited their culture.
The Israeli commanders figured out that due to Arab culture, asking for backup or assistance was pretty much a confession that you weren't a man. They found two separate columns of Arab armour coming at them and exploited that little tidbit by driving directly down the middle of both and killing them from the inside.
How?
Neither Arab commander in charge of each column wanted to be the first to radio the other one and say they were engaging the jews and request backup. So the Israelis pretty much cut them in pieces because neither column told the other there were joos in the wire.
Posted by: EC at August 23, 2013 08:04 AM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: tasker at August 23, 2013 08:05 AM (r2PLg)
Posted by: EC
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A story. I was about to back out of my driveway. Across the street, some utility guys were working on a gas line with a backhoe. At the precise moment that I started the car, I heard a loud 'PISHUUUUUU...". My first thought was, "What the hell has happend to my car"? Then..., a rapid movement in the rear view mirror caught my eye. It was the the gas company guys running. My reactions may not be the best, but I figured that if they were running, it was probably a sound strategy on my part also. So I bolted up the block. An emergency repair crew arrived pretty quickly and took care of things. The line was a 4", 60 psi line. The workers had done everything correctly, in that they had used pinch-clamps to seal off the bit they were replacing, but a weld broke on one of the clamps, and it popped off.
Posted by: Mike Hammer at August 23, 2013 08:05 AM (aDwsi)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 23, 2013 08:06 AM (0EcBv)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at August 23, 2013 08:06 AM (XIxXP)
Posted by: rickb223 at August 23, 2013 08:06 AM (t+DWU)
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at August 23, 2013 08:07 AM (HDgX3)
Posted by: @JohnTant at August 23, 2013 12:04 PM (F3IIA)
Not gonna lie, my back up plan looks more and more like "waiting for death" each day.
Sadly, I'm kinda OK with that.
Posted by: tsrblke at August 23, 2013 08:07 AM (GaqMa)
Posted by: tasker at August 23, 2013 08:07 AM (r2PLg)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) MFM Delenda Est at August 23, 2013 08:07 AM (/PCJa)
Yep, even if its only one small thing -- just keep moving the ball forward.
cleaning out a garage can look overwhelming, but finding the right home for one or two tools laying around isn't.
Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at August 23, 2013 08:08 AM (VZSHr)
- MSM
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at August 23, 2013 12:07 PM (HDgX3)
-- Never is
Posted by: Velvet Ambition at August 23, 2013 08:08 AM (R8hU8)
Posted by: [/i][/b][/s]akula51 at August 23, 2013 08:08 AM (4p5/2)
92 -
Thanks, I just read it now. This is what happens when I come in at the tail end of a conversation. I miss the point of the discussion, and get bogged down in the nitty gritty.
Thanks for the heads up, sorry for the misunderstanding.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 23, 2013 08:08 AM (TOk1P)
Posted by: Bill Clinton at August 23, 2013 08:08 AM (R8X+X)
Posted by: Vic at August 23, 2013 08:09 AM (lZvxr)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at August 23, 2013 08:09 AM (XIxXP)
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at August 23, 2013 12:04 PM (HDgX3)
Why would you trust economic statistics from lying communists?
Building empty cities is not prosperity - it's the height of wasteful centralized economic management. It is a tossup whether it's more wasteful than shutting down industry for random critters; but at best it's an example of less stupid, as opposed to smart.
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at August 23, 2013 08:10 AM (sGtp+)
Posted by: [/i][/b][/s]akula51 at August 23, 2013 08:10 AM (4p5/2)
Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at August 23, 2013 08:10 AM (VZSHr)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) MFM Delenda Est at August 23, 2013 08:10 AM (/PCJa)
http://tinyurl.com/lcd68by
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 23, 2013 08:10 AM (0EcBv)
Posted by: tasker at August 23, 2013 12:07 PM (r2PLg)
Actually to me that is more evidence that the rebels did this themselves. They want to get the West involved but they don't want their Reichstag fire to burn out of control killing everyone to accomplish it.
Posted by: polynikes at August 23, 2013 08:10 AM (m2CN7)
if this was a nerve agent attack, how is it all those "rescuers" are able to enter the area, treat the casualties, etc, w/o MOPP gear or the equivalent?
last time i looked, even "non-persistent" G family agents were good for a day or three, depending on initial concentrations, method of application and environmental conditions...
i'm still inclined to suspect either something like AC or maybe good old chlorine gas or another caustic chemical, ala Bhopal in 1984, but then again, i was just a w*rker bee 54 series for awhile during my brilliant military career.
Posted by: redc1c4 at August 23, 2013 11:56 AM (q+fqH)
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I was thinking it was a blood agent like cyanogen or hydrogen cyanide for those very reasons. Sarin is about the quickest dissipating non-persistent nerve gas, but even after twelve hours, you're still going to have some first responders drop to the floor and do the kickin' chicken from handling the bodies and absorbing it through their skin.
Most blood agents dissipate below lethality in a couple of hours or so. Also, they have to be inhaled, so handling corpses wouldn't kill you.
Also, blood agents are much more stable for battlefield use. They store better, last longer and retain more potency. But a gas mask is all the protection you need from them, which is why everyone is so frightened of nerve agents.
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at August 23, 2013 08:10 AM (CJjw5)
Sadly, I'm kinda OK with that. Posted by: tsrblke
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Looking at the list of suggested list of pharmaceuticals to hoard, that was posted here the other day, suggests how woefully unprepared I am. I despair of actually being able to survive more than a couple of weeks in a serious circumstance.
Posted by: Mike Hammer at August 23, 2013 08:11 AM (aDwsi)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) MFM Delenda Est at August 23, 2013 08:11 AM (/PCJa)
Posted by: LaQuisha Largess' at August 23, 2013 08:12 AM (R8X+X)
Posted by: Mike Hammer at August 23, 2013 12:05 PM (aDwsi)
Yes. Of course.
/shiftyeyes
Posted by: Mike Hammer's Cat at August 23, 2013 08:12 AM (oY6Yp)
http://tinyurl.com/knlvv
Man, I can't believe it's still on line.
Food storage FAQ written for Y2K.
I had a small, small part in it.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 23, 2013 12:06 PM (t+DWU)
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You were involved in that? I relied on that FAQ for some things, although not in a Y2K context.
It's a very good guide.
Posted by: @JohnTant at August 23, 2013 08:12 AM (F3IIA)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 23, 2013 08:12 AM (IXrOn)
We're so advanced we don't even bother with making unused shit anymore. We squander the money with no visible effect or need to employ people ;->
Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at August 23, 2013 08:12 AM (VZSHr)
Sorry. Tension breaker. Had to be done.
Here *shoves a slice of pizza into USB port*
And I totally read your comment as "Papa John's porno."
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at August 23, 2013 08:14 AM (0HooB)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) MFM Delenda Est at August 23, 2013 08:14 AM (/PCJa)
Posted by: rickb223 at August 23, 2013 08:14 AM (t+DWU)
Papa Johns would have to be $1.99 for a large to risk sitting on the shitter for an hour every time I eat the damn stuff. You shouldn't have to spend more money on toilet paper than you do on the pizza that causes the results and I'll leave it at that.
Posted by: H Badger at August 23, 2013 08:14 AM (n/0Nw)
Sorry, I don't care if the Syrian rebels are on the side of baseball and the Virgin Mary, they're Middle Eastern, and the Mideast is a cesspit of crude lies.
Posted by: Taro Tsujimoto at August 23, 2013 08:15 AM (celt+)
Sorry. Tension breaker. Had to be done.
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Summer School. An extremely underrated film.
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at August 23, 2013 08:15 AM (CJjw5)
Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at August 23, 2013 08:15 AM (SzAZ7)
Posted by: tasker at August 23, 2013 08:15 AM (r2PLg)
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at August 23, 2013 08:16 AM (HDgX3)
/shiftyeyes
Posted by: Mike Hammer's Cat
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I would NOT put it past the little bastard.
Posted by: Mike Hammer at August 23, 2013 08:16 AM (aDwsi)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at August 23, 2013 08:16 AM (XIxXP)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at August 23, 2013 12:14 PM (0HooB)
Why do you people keep doing this to me?!!?
Posted by: USB Port at August 23, 2013 08:16 AM (oY6Yp)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 23, 2013 08:16 AM (0EcBv)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) MFM Delenda Est at August 23, 2013 08:17 AM (/PCJa)
Posted by: Paul Krugman's Kitchen at August 23, 2013 08:18 AM (6Hspk)
Posted by: The Obsidian Owl at August 23, 2013 11:48 AM (tWmgi)"
That is a great line. I am going to steal it and use it frequently.
Posted by: Obnoxious A-hole at August 23, 2013 08:18 AM (31Nrp)
[Purp - ] ..."aside from chem-weapons, there's other stuff that can ruin your day. Have you checked your spare tire lately? Is it actually inflated, or is it flat? Can you find that locking lugnut adapter gizmo for the wrench? Do you have a working flashlight in your ride, or are its batteries dead?"
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Excellent advice, Purp.
Thanks.
I haven't checked the batteries in the flashlight in my truck in a year.
And I don't remember when the last time I checked the inflation level of the spare...or remember where that fucking locking lugnut thingie is.
But as a gurl...I am fortunate to have some standard equipment that can be useful in a roadside emergency:
Boobs.
If all else fails, I can flash my boobs at an oncoming vehicle...and perhaps get someone to come to my aid.
Posted by: wheatie at August 23, 2013 08:18 AM (el7k2)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) MFM Delenda Est at August 23, 2013 08:18 AM (/PCJa)
I'm surprised such a cautious attitude is coming from someone with a nic such as yours...
Posted by: The Obsidian Owl at August 23, 2013 12:16 PM (tWmgi)
Honey Badger's lesser known cousin - Hominy Badger.
He'd rather not give a shit.
Posted by: USB Port at August 23, 2013 08:19 AM (sGtp+)
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at August 23, 2013 08:19 AM (v3pYe)
Posted by: Aaron at August 23, 2013 08:19 AM (Tlix5)
Posted by: Mainah at August 23, 2013 08:19 AM (659DL)
Posted by: Flatbush Joe at August 23, 2013 08:19 AM (ZPrif)
*watches 200 car pile up happen in all directions*
Good job wheatie!
Posted by: EC at August 23, 2013 08:20 AM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) MFM Delenda Est at August 23, 2013 08:20 AM (/PCJa)
Posted by: Doug at August 23, 2013 08:20 AM (V/ILf)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at August 23, 2013 08:20 AM (32Ze2)
Posted by: Mike Hammer at August 23, 2013 08:20 AM (aDwsi)
Posted by: rickb223 at August 23, 2013 08:21 AM (t+DWU)
Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at August 23, 2013 08:21 AM (SzAZ7)
Posted by: Flatbush Joe at August 23, 2013 08:21 AM (ZPrif)
Even with the Papa Johns recent 50% off promo won't order it. I can not stand the taste of their red sauce.
Their garlic sauce will cover that up.
I worked at a little pizza place in B'ham and made the biggest, most obscene pizza you've ever tried to eat called the All American. It almost took two people to put this behemoth in the oven.
Think quadruple everything, with bacon and pineapple, held together with even more cheese after we assembled it. One slice was about all anyone could eat at one time. And it was damned good.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at August 23, 2013 08:21 AM (0HooB)
Posted by: Flatbush Joe at August 23, 2013 12:21 PM (ZPrif)
So it's even?
Posted by: EC at August 23, 2013 08:22 AM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) MFM Delenda Est at August 23, 2013 08:22 AM (/PCJa)
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at August 23, 2013 08:22 AM (HDgX3)
Posted by: LaQuisha Largess' at August 23, 2013 08:22 AM (R8X+X)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at August 23, 2013 08:22 AM (XIxXP)
Posted by: Mainah at August 23, 2013 08:23 AM (659DL)
Posted by: Aaron
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Guarantees an audience of Fellow Travelers
Posted by: Mike Hammer at August 23, 2013 08:23 AM (aDwsi)
Posted by: toby928© says Thinner! at August 23, 2013 08:23 AM (QupBk)
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at August 23, 2013 08:23 AM (HDgX3)
Posted by: joncelli at August 23, 2013 11:49 AM (RD7QR)"
Maybe the Zetas could be persuaded to invest some of their drug profits in the next generation of nuclear power plants in the areas they control in Northern Mexico. They could then provide cheap electricity to energy hungry industries in their areas of control or they could sell electricity into the grid both in Mexico and across the border.
Posted by: Obnoxious A-hole at August 23, 2013 08:23 AM (31Nrp)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) MFM Delenda Est at August 23, 2013 08:23 AM (/PCJa)
Posted by: rickb223 at August 23, 2013 08:24 AM (t+DWU)
+1
It is.
Posted by: EC at August 23, 2013 08:24 AM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) MFM Delenda Est at August 23, 2013 08:24 AM (/PCJa)
Posted by: Taro Tsujimoto at August 23, 2013 12:15 PM (celt+)
Interesting. My gut feeling when first watching the video was - buncha people sleeping? Then my mind said, the article says these are victims and they are supposed to be dead, and so changed my attitude.
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at August 23, 2013 08:25 AM (v3pYe)
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I know..., I know..., that should work, right?
Posted by: Chelsea Manning at August 23, 2013 08:25 AM (aDwsi)
Posted by: RS at August 23, 2013 08:25 AM (YAGV/)
Posted by: Navycopjoe at August 23, 2013 08:25 AM (j8JLb)
Papa John's is my favorite chain pizza. I've never had a problem with it.
The only (chain) that comes close is Little Caesar's, and that's much more about the Crazy Bread & Crazy Sauce than it is their pizza.
Non-chains (or at least: not well known chains) I love Mellow Mushroom and a place in Elk Rapids, MI called Chef Charles.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) MFM Delenda Est at August 23, 2013 12:17 PM (/PCJa)
I'm done with Papa John's at least here. Ordered delivery from them. 20-40 minutes. An Hour and 15 minutes later I call them to find out where the hell my pizza is. "Its on its way." This not a small town but its not some major city either. Probably another 20 minutes before it arrives. No apology from the driver for how long it took.
I'll go Pizza Hut or Dominos.
Posted by: buzzion at August 23, 2013 08:25 AM (LI48c)
Had a place like you described. They always gave a lot of toppings. Ordered the double cheese one time. Oh gawd was so much heaven that pizza. Next day when I tried to cut it apart to reheat, the double cheese scoffed at the knives. But once I chiseled it apart, it was all good again.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 23, 2013 08:26 AM (0EcBv)
Posted by: blaster at August 23, 2013 08:26 AM (W6bkf)
Well, a Little Caesar's opened up near my hood awhile ago. Walk in and $5 later they immediately hand you a decent pizza.
Posted by: @JohnTant at August 23, 2013 08:26 AM (F3IIA)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at August 23, 2013 08:26 AM (XIxXP)
I think you missed the point. Clicking a button to read Wikipedia doesn't get dinner made any faster/easier.
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ is at work and needs a beer at August 23, 2013 08:26 AM (/kI1Q)
Posted by: rickb223 at August 23, 2013 08:26 AM (t+DWU)
Posted by: Flatbush Joe at August 23, 2013 08:27 AM (ZPrif)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at August 23, 2013 08:28 AM (XIxXP)
Posted by: garrett at August 23, 2013 08:28 AM (ipDeW)
I am considering cashing in and buying a couple of LC franchises. A friend of mine said that a work buddy did the same and opened up three stores. He said he grosses or nets (can't remember which) $1.5 million a year. Even if it's a gross, shit...that's more money I'll make at my job now.
Posted by: EC at August 23, 2013 08:28 AM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: Lincolntf at August 23, 2013 08:28 AM (ZshNr)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at August 23, 2013 08:28 AM (32Ze2)
Posted by: Navycopjoe at August 23, 2013 08:29 AM (j8JLb)
Posted by: Mainah at August 23, 2013 08:30 AM (659DL)
Posted by: Flatbush Joe at August 23, 2013 08:30 AM (ZPrif)
But at the same time the rebels are significantly --defeated.
Plus supposedly one of the instances was via a bomber.
My feeling on it is it will be impossible to get proof....
And Samantha Power a no show at the UN Security Council is--
inauspicious.
Posted by: tasker at August 23, 2013 12:15 PM (r2PLg)
As I posted yesterday, think about who would benefit from a chemical attack. Certainly not Assad who has been told by the West that use of chemical weapons would solicit intervention. That is the only thing that could defeat Assad is the West's intervention as in Libya. The rebels are losing and want the West to intervene. How do you accomplish that?
Posted by: polynikes at August 23, 2013 08:30 AM (m2CN7)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at August 23, 2013 08:30 AM (XIxXP)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 23, 2013 08:30 AM (9Xc5j)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 23, 2013 08:30 AM (IXrOn)
Posted by: garrett at August 23, 2013 08:30 AM (ipDeW)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 23, 2013 08:31 AM (IXrOn)
Posted by: Flatbush Joe at August 23, 2013 08:31 AM (ZPrif)
It's 2013. The future sucks. Everything is crap.
Posted by: Flatbush Joe
Computer-things are way ahead of the curve, except for HAL-like sentience. Recall Heinlein juveniles of the 50s with brave astrogators cranking the plot into their hulking mechanical analog computers.
But yeah, overall a disappointment. Space travel a tired shadow of what it could have been, and society one step to the right of Soylent Green.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 23, 2013 08:31 AM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Mike Hammer at August 23, 2013 08:32 AM (aDwsi)
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at August 23, 2013 08:32 AM (HDgX3)
Posted by: Lincolntf at August 23, 2013 08:32 AM (ZshNr)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 23, 2013 08:33 AM (9Xc5j)
Posted by: Navycopjoe at August 23, 2013 08:33 AM (j8JLb)
I am considering cashing in and buying a couple of LC franchises
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Not a bad idea, especially if you have a good location in mind. The LC's near me still has a pretty brisk business going on.
Posted by: @JohnTant at August 23, 2013 08:33 AM (F3IIA)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 23, 2013 08:33 AM (0EcBv)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at August 23, 2013 08:33 AM (XIxXP)
Posted by: Flatbush Joe at August 23, 2013 08:33 AM (ZPrif)
Posted by: FRONT TOWARD LEFT at August 23, 2013 08:34 AM (V3kRK)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 23, 2013 08:34 AM (0EcBv)
Just two more than the 1950s: microwaves and delivery. Canned foods were invented in the 19th century. Boxed and frozen foods before WWII.
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ is at work and needs a beer at August 23, 2013 08:34 AM (/kI1Q)
I bought one of those fancy 'Baking Stone' thingies, for baking pizza...
Tried using it several times...and the pizzas didn't turn out as good as they do when I use my old, beat up, aluminum baking sheet with the little perforations in it.
So, is there some special trick to using one of those Baking Stones?
The reoccurring problem was...the crust turned out too dry and hard on the bottom, by the time the top part of the pizza was cooked.
Posted by: wheatie at August 23, 2013 08:35 AM (el7k2)
Posted by: Purp at August 23, 2013 11:59 AM
"In war, truth is the first casualty" - Aeschylus
Posted by: kbdabear at August 23, 2013 08:35 AM (/9IC1)
I am considering cashing in and buying a couple of LC franchises
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Not a bad idea, especially if you have a good location in mind. The LC's near me still has a pretty brisk business going on.
Posted by: @JohnTant at August 23, 2013 12:33 PM (F3IIA)
Around here it seems like the preferred thing for Little Caesars is to be attached to a Family Video.
Posted by: buzzion at August 23, 2013 08:35 AM (LI48c)
http://tinyurl.com/k9ejmnt
This is also funny but in a darker way. Stephen Fry won't argue with religious dicks.
http://tinyurl.com/jwyw4rl
Posted by: WalrusRex at August 23, 2013 08:35 AM (Hx5uv)
Heh, deep dish pizza. I went to one place in Chicago, wish desperately I could remember the name, where the pizza had one solid layer of italian sausage on it. Not pieces...it was a 10" patty of sausage on top of the sauce, cheese, with more cheese on it, and then the rest of the toppings.
It was quite good.
Posted by: @JohnTant at August 23, 2013 08:35 AM (F3IIA)
Former Enron advisor Paul Krugman thinks the only way an economy prospers is by manufacturing. In his world Google doesn't contribute any economic value because it doesn't have factories with unionized hourly workers.
We'd be far better off with less fluctuations in our economy if we went back to our former manufacturing base. Making things for people is always a good way to keep an economy moving. I say this from my first-hand experience in manufacturing for over 30 years.
When the idiotic decision was made to move us to a service oriented economy by the Cliton administration, we have suffered needlessly. Manufacturing offers many opportunities for both skilled and unskilled labor, from engineers to machinists to painters, welders and truckers.
We are considerably worse off as a result of abandoning manufacturing. Think of how well our economy would be if we made our own products instead of having China do it.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at August 23, 2013 08:36 AM (0HooB)
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at August 23, 2013 08:36 AM (HDgX3)
Gino's East in Chicago is damn good pie.
No. It's a disgusting casserole.
Posted by: garrett a
Bowl of pizza soup....
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 23, 2013 08:36 AM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at August 23, 2013 08:36 AM (XIxXP)
Do you remember during the 2008 election season, there were at least three different town halls where someone in the audience got the mic and attempted to ask TFG for something? Money, job, a car, whatever.
The first I remember was a black woman who said she needed reliable transportation and brazenly asked him if he could help her get a car because she was homeless and was living out of her brokedown car. Some wealthy woman, a Republican it turned out, in the audience pretty much set her up in a vacant home and gave her use of a car.
The second was a young man named Julio, who was so jazzed that he had the opportunity to speak with TFG that he asked him to find him a job as a radio DJ. He got hired by some station looking for a "stupid human tricks" toady for their show.
After that, it seemed that anyone's prayers could be answered if they got to the microphone and so it was like a mad rush to the mic stand.
Commenter George Orwell wrote something about the Julio person that I will always remember.
Posted by: EC at August 23, 2013 08:36 AM (GQ8sn)
Many supposed technological "advances" have made people more dependent and less independent too.
ex. many new cars are essentially "bricked" when the battery dies and kills their onboard electronics. You can't just buy another battery and pop it in like in years past -- the shit's gotta be towed to a dealer for a special reset procedure on the onboard electronics.
Tech should be liberating, not a trap
Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at August 23, 2013 08:36 AM (VZSHr)
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A pizza is a terrible thing to waste.
Posted by: Mike Hammer at August 23, 2013 08:36 AM (aDwsi)
ALL WE ARE SAYIN, IS GIVE PIZZA CHANCE.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at August 23, 2013 12:33 PM (XIxXP)
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And if you don't like pizza...VISUALIZE WHIRLED PEAS.
Posted by: @JohnTant at August 23, 2013 08:37 AM (F3IIA)
Posted by: tasker at August 23, 2013 08:37 AM (r2PLg)
Posted by: Navycopjoe at August 23, 2013 08:37 AM (j8JLb)
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at August 23, 2013 08:37 AM (HDgX3)
http://ace.mu.nu/archives/335807.php
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ is at work and needs a beer at August 23, 2013 08:37 AM (/kI1Q)
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ is at work and needs a beer at August 23, 2013 12:34 PM (/kI1Q)
When did personal freezers become common?
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at August 23, 2013 08:37 AM (sGtp+)
Posted by: panzernashorn at August 23, 2013 08:37 AM (MhA4j)
Posted by: garrett at August 23, 2013 08:38 AM (ipDeW)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) MFM Delenda Est at August 23, 2013 08:38 AM (/PCJa)
Posted by: Purp
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Collaterally, enlightening, rather than debilitating.
Hold it...., aren't I supposed to be out cutting wood?
Posted by: Mike Hammer at August 23, 2013 08:38 AM (aDwsi)
Posted by: Flatbush Joe at August 23, 2013 08:39 AM (ZPrif)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 23, 2013 08:39 AM (9Xc5j)
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at August 23, 2013 12:36 PM (HDgX3)
No need to thank me.
Posted by: Chelsea Manning at August 23, 2013 08:39 AM (oY6Yp)
Posted by: Lincolntf at August 23, 2013 08:39 AM (ZshNr)
Posted by: Gingy at August 23, 2013 08:39 AM (aH+zP)
@251
Agreed. Besides DiGiorno is the Ben Affleck of the frozen pizza world. Sounds good on paper, results lacking.
Posted by: Jollyroger at August 23, 2013 08:39 AM (t06LC)
And in 99% of the populace a profound inability to do anything useful with it at all.
All of this information access should have made people more independent in their daily lives, but they're more dependent on others than ever.
Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at August 23, 2013 08:40 AM (VZSHr)
Posted by: Dan Quayle at August 23, 2013 08:40 AM (QupBk)
Posted by: tasker at August 23, 2013 08:40 AM (r2PLg)
Stupid. Under the Living Breathing Constitution, control of movie casting decisions is supposed to be left to Congress.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 23, 2013 08:40 AM (8ZskC)
Soon.
Posted by: EC at August 23, 2013 08:41 AM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: panzernashorn at August 23, 2013 08:41 AM (MhA4j)
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at August 23, 2013 08:41 AM (HDgX3)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 23, 2013 08:41 AM (0EcBv)
You can't ever dust a Pizza Stone with flour, etc. or you'll ruin it.
You just need to Brush, Scrape, Mop, Brush, and Mop it again. But it will fill up the pores in the stone and start to burning your crusts.
Posted by: garrett at August 23, 2013 08:42 AM (ipDeW)
"Dulce et Decorum Est "
Bent double, like old beggars under sacks,
Knock-kneed, coughing like hags, we cursed through sludge,
Till on the haunting flares we turned our backs
And towards our distant rest began to trudge.
Men marched asleep. Many had lost their boots
But limped on, blood-shod. All went lame; all blind;
Drunk with fatigue; deaf even to the hoots
Of tired, outstripped Five-Nines that dropped behind.
Gas! GAS! Quick, boys! -- An ecstasy of fumbling,
Fitting the clumsy helmets just in time;
But someone still was yelling out and stumbling
And flound'ring like a man in fire or lime . . .
Dim, through the misty panes and thick green light,
As under I green sea, I saw him drowning.
In all my dreams, before my helpless sight,
He plunges at me, guttering, choking, drowning.
If in some smothering dreams you too could pace
Behind the wagon that we flung him in,
And watch the white eyes writhing in his face,
His hanging face, like a devil's sick of sin;
If you could hear, at every jolt, the blood
Come gargling from the froth-corrupted lungs,
Obscene as cancer, bitter as the cud
Of vile, incurable sores on innocent tongues, --
My friend, you would not tell with such high zest
To children ardent for some desperate glory,
The old lie: Dulce et decorum est
Pro patria mori.
Posted by: Obnoxious A-hole at August 23, 2013 08:42 AM (31Nrp)
I might have starved to death in college if not for the Totinos Party Pizzas. Back then you could find them on sale ridiculously cheap.
I'm not sure I'd call them good though.
Posted by: Hollowpoint at August 23, 2013 08:42 AM (SY2Kh)
Posted by: rickb223 at August 23, 2013 08:42 AM (t+DWU)
The USMC will be reduced to formation marching and the Silent Drill team.
We're #1!!!
Posted by: EC at August 23, 2013 08:42 AM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) MFM Delenda Est at August 23, 2013 12:38 PM (/PCJa)
Pizza Hut is tasty, but I prefer pizza to have more sauce.
When's the last time you had Domino's? They were really nasty when I had one about 3.5 years ago, but I rate them higher than LC after they reformulated. (And I love LC - good value, though the local one doesn't make them crispy enough for my taste)
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at August 23, 2013 08:42 AM (oY6Yp)
Best chain pizza I've had is Poppa John's.
Mmmm that garlic butter stuff with the breadsticks is awesome.
Posted by: Jollyroger at August 23, 2013 08:42 AM (t06LC)
Posted by: panzernashorn at August 23, 2013 08:43 AM (MhA4j)
Posted by: USB Port at August 23, 2013 12:16 PM (oY6Yp)
Welcome to the club.
Posted by: The Chicken at August 23, 2013 08:43 AM (zF6Iw)
Posted by: Lincolntf at August 23, 2013 08:43 AM (ZshNr)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 23, 2013 08:43 AM (0EcBv)
Posted by: Navycopjoe at August 23, 2013 08:43 AM (08XBV)
259 You can't ever dust a Pizza Stone with flour, etc. or you'll ruin it.
Good to know.
I didn't do that...so it's still a mystery to me why I can't get decent results with the one I have.
Posted by: wheatie at August 23, 2013 08:43 AM (el7k2)
Posted by: Flatbush Joe at August 23, 2013 08:44 AM (ZPrif)
Posted by: Gingy at August 23, 2013 12:39 PM (aH+zP)
That fails to disprove the existence of a vast Boob Sisterhood Conspiracy.
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at August 23, 2013 08:44 AM (oY6Yp)
Posted by: Gingy at August 23, 2013 08:44 AM (aH+zP)
Posted by: Javems at August 23, 2013 08:44 AM (nTgAI)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at August 23, 2013 08:45 AM (XIxXP)
Describe some of the "advantages" of having a car's electronics be brickable by an ordinary dead battery.
Please be specific. I'm willing to listen if you have a reasonable argument.
I'll actually settle for even just one
Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at August 23, 2013 08:45 AM (VZSHr)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at August 23, 2013 12:28 PM (32Ze2)
I buy those small Totino's Pizzas and add extra pepperoni to it.
Posted by: Vic at August 23, 2013 08:45 AM (lZvxr)
It's good! Get the plain cheese one and then put your own toppings on it.
Posted by: EC at August 23, 2013 08:45 AM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) MFM Delenda Est at August 23, 2013 08:45 AM (/PCJa)
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at August 23, 2013 08:46 AM (HDgX3)
Dude, pizza with an inch of cheese
Again, this is wrong. So wrong. and they put the fucking cheese UNDER the sauce!?
Why? Why would you waste perfectly good cheese like that?
Posted by: garrett at August 23, 2013 08:46 AM (ipDeW)
Posted by: Heaven can wait at August 23, 2013 08:46 AM (6Hspk)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) MFM Delenda Est at August 23, 2013 12:38 PM (/PCJa)
I consider it serviceable. And they have a pizza tracker on their site so I know when its being made and how soon it will be here. They are also open later than Pizza Hut. I can still get pizza delivered by them when I get home from work at close to midnight.
Posted by: buzzion at August 23, 2013 08:46 AM (LI48c)
In the 90s, there used to be a guy who called into Rush who discussed making tacos out of unwanted kittens and puppies dumped near his ranch. It was done to make a point--unwanted animals grow up to be a danger, so eat them when they are young and tender.
My ex BIL is a farmer in Southern Illinois and he shoots dumped dogs and cats on sight. His rationale is "Why should I get rabies from an unwanted animal?"
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes C'est Magnifique at August 23, 2013 08:47 AM (kXoT0)
Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at August 23, 2013 08:47 AM (VZSHr)
LDS Church has advised its members to have one year food storage for your family for decades. Nice thing is it's useful for several types of disasters.
Lost your job? Check.
Basic transportation shutdown? Check.
Famines and plagues? Check.
Society shuts down? Check. (if you add in some weapons)
Posted by: bonhomme at August 23, 2013 08:47 AM (9PrpA)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) MFM Delenda Est at August 23, 2013 08:47 AM (/PCJa)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at August 23, 2013 08:47 AM (XIxXP)
Posted by: panzernashorn at August 23, 2013 08:48 AM (MhA4j)
Posted by: Navycopjoe at August 23, 2013 08:48 AM (08XBV)
Posted by: Vic at August 23, 2013 12:45 PM (lZvxr)
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Food Lion had a special on them. Sold them for a dollar a pie. I bought 20 of them. I, as well, will add sausage and onion and Green Olives with extra cheese. Yum
Posted by: Truck Monkey at August 23, 2013 08:48 AM (32Ze2)
Posted by: rickb223 at August 23, 2013 08:48 AM (t+DWU)
I didn't do that...so it's still a mystery to me why I can't get decent results with the one I have.
You need to heat it up for at least 30 minutes once the oven comes up to temp.
Oven Temp should be maxed out. For best results, get a second stone to move it to in order to finish it at the proper temp. Stones small enough to fit in your oven lose their heat fast. Having two is the best way to get good results.
Posted by: garrett at August 23, 2013 08:49 AM (ipDeW)
the down side to blood agents, such as AC (hydrogen cyanide) is that they rapidly overwhelm & break down the filters in your pro mask (at least in the M-17- not sure if the newer filters for the M-40 series have fixed that) so that either the AC gets you or the nerve agent (G/V) or the blister (H/HD) or a choking agent such as phosgene (CG) that is used in conjunction with the AC.
so many ways to die. :-)
Posted by: redc1c4 at August 23, 2013 08:49 AM (q+fqH)
" the president is just down the road"
Where are you? Vestal?
Is the Parkway shut off? Or the Flyover?
Posted by: irongrampa at August 23, 2013 08:49 AM (SAMxH)
Posted by: Purp
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Yes. For instance, I would not toss my Encyclopedia Britannica for anything.
Not one person in 10,000 appreciates how fragile the internet is, and yet if it were cut off tomorrow, the system would collapse.
Posted by: Mike Hammer at August 23, 2013 08:49 AM (aDwsi)
Temps should be above 500. Well above that for a proper Pizza Oven.
Most home ovens won't get much higher than 525...
Posted by: garrett at August 23, 2013 08:50 AM (ipDeW)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 23, 2013 08:50 AM (0EcBv)
Posted by: Flatbush Joe at August 23, 2013 08:50 AM (ZPrif)
Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at August 23, 2013 08:51 AM (VZSHr)
Posted by: Purp at August 23, 2013 12:40 PM (VZSHr)
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Information access = efficiency.
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at August 23, 2013 12:46 PM (HDgX3)
Efficiency and dependence are related. Self-sufficiency (independence) implies redundancy and less specialization, which is less efficient.
I do think we are about to find out if society can over-specialize - we've created know-nothings who are quite willing to tear down the system that provides the neat things they enjoy - do they learn and lay it off, or do we go into some sort of Dark Age?
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at August 23, 2013 08:51 AM (sGtp+)
Posted by: redc1c4
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Cripes. The lab next door to mine had a cylinder of phosgene stored there. Used to give me the willies.
Posted by: Mike Hammer at August 23, 2013 08:52 AM (aDwsi)
Posted by: wheatie at August 23, 2013 12:43 PM (el7k2)
On Homemade Pizza Night I heat up my oven rocket hot, like 500 degrees, with the stone in there. I then use a pizza peel and transfer the pizza onto the stone and let it bake for a few minutes.
Posted by: @JohnTant at August 23, 2013 08:52 AM (F3IIA)
Posted by: rickb223 at August 23, 2013 08:52 AM (t+DWU)
Posted by: FRONT TOWARD LEFT at August 23, 2013 08:52 AM (V3kRK)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 23, 2013 08:53 AM (0EcBv)
Posted by: Navycopjoe at August 23, 2013 08:53 AM (08XBV)
Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at August 23, 2013 08:54 AM (VZSHr)
garrett at August 23, 2013 12:49 PM (ipDeW)
Good advice.
Another thought - instead of paying $30 for a fancy pizza stone, one could go to Lowe's/Home Depot and get stone tiles for a fraction of that price and line the bottom of the oven with them.
Posted by: @JohnTant at August 23, 2013 08:54 AM (F3IIA)
305...Stone not hot enough? I use a cast iron one from Lodge. I let it pre-heat in the oven. Crust is always crispy.
The problem I've had is...too crispy/dried out.
By the time the top of the pizza is done, the crust is too dark and overcooked.
I tried decreasing the temp a bit...and then turning the broiler on for a couple of minutes, before taking it out, to cook the top.
That worked a little better.
But it was a pain in the butt to have to hover over it like that.
Posted by: wheatie at August 23, 2013 08:55 AM (el7k2)
I didn't do that...so it's still a mystery to me why I can't get decent results with the one I have.
Posted by: wheatie at August 23, 2013 12:43 PM (el7k2)
Have you tried moving the rack up or down in the oven? Made a difference for mine.
Posted by: Retread at August 23, 2013 08:55 AM (G+w7R)
Posted by: blaster at August 23, 2013 08:55 AM (W6bkf)
Posted by: Flatbush Joe at August 23, 2013 08:56 AM (ZPrif)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) MFM Delenda Est at August 23, 2013 08:56 AM (/PCJa)
Posted by: @JohnTant at August 23, 2013 12:54 PM (F3IIA)
Unless one has a baking coil hanging out in the bottom of their oven...they sell pizza 'tiles' at most restaurant supply houses that work well for this application. Though, occasionally you will need to remove these to clean out the oven.
Posted by: garrett at August 23, 2013 08:57 AM (ipDeW)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 23, 2013 08:57 AM (gTN+E)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 23, 2013 12:53 PM (0EcBv)
If you need to know, there is high likelihood by that time: "no signal".
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at August 23, 2013 08:57 AM (oY6Yp)
Have you tried moving the rack up or down in the oven?
This is good advice, Ladies. When making Pizza it's best to turn on your webcams and to keep those racks moving!
Posted by: garrett at August 23, 2013 08:58 AM (ipDeW)
Cripes. The lab next door to mine had a cylinder of phosgene stored there. Used to give me the willies.
Posted by: Mike Hammer
Try growing up living next to the tracks in the era of frequent chlorine gas tanker derailments.
That'll focus your attention.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 23, 2013 08:58 AM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at August 23, 2013 09:00 AM (C8mVl)
...rampant identity theft and fraud not so much though
Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at August 23, 2013 09:01 AM (VZSHr)
The internet, while it has some good things, is one gigantic open sore of attack exposure surfaces.
Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at August 23, 2013 09:03 AM (VZSHr)
Posted by: flodigarry at August 23, 2013 09:04 AM (UYpbY)
Posted by: garrett at August 23, 2013 12:58 PM (ipDeW)
Yeah, and I hit post anyway. Must be my day to be the straight-man.
Posted by: Retread at August 23, 2013 09:07 AM (G+w7R)
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at August 23, 2013 01:00 PM (C8mVl)
Most of the rise in life expectancy is due to fewer baby and childhood deaths. The actual age at which people die has only increased by 5 years since the 30s.
Posted by: Vic at August 23, 2013 09:09 AM (lZvxr)
Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at August 23, 2013 09:17 AM (VZSHr)
I am very skeptical, and do not trust anyone at this point. Here is a quote from the news of Japan subway:
"Sarin was first created in Nazi Germany. The volatile nerve agent is 500 times more toxic than cyanide: A single pinhead-size drop can kill an adult. The Matsumoto sarin attack killed seven people and injured 500, of whom 200 were admitted to hospitals at least overnight.
Despite all that, Aum Shinrikyo managed to pull off its most audacious — and deadly — attack just nine months later. In the Monday morning rush hour of March 20, five cult members boarded different subway trains converging on central Tokyo.
Four of them each carried two plastic bags loaded with sarin, and the fifth had three bags. At nearly the same moment, they each dropped the bags to the floor of the jam-packed train and punctured them with a specially sharpened umbrella tip. The cultists then quickly stepped off the trains as they pulled into the next station. Getaway drivers were waiting outside the station for each of them.
The liquid began vaporizing, and people began getting sick. Some of them got off the trains at subsequent stations, stumbling onto the platforms. At each stop, more gas spread, and more liquid was tracked off the trains and into the stations. The deadly sarin vapor also clung to the clothes and bodies of its victims, sickening those who rushed to their aid.
Some of the trains continued traveling — one for an hour and 40 minutes — before finally stopping to deal with the emergency ... and stop spreading it. Emergency and hospital services later got heavily criticized for the uncoordinated response.
Symptoms included bleeding from the nose and mouth, coma, convulsions, difficulty breathing, extreme sensitivity to light, flulike symptoms, foaming at the mouth, fevers, loss of consciousness, loss of memory, loss of vision, nausea, vomiting, paralysis, respiratory problems, seizures and uncontrollable trembling. Some survivors suffered these problems permanently, along with disturbed sleep, nightmares and post-traumatic stress disorder.
Many victims with initially mild symptoms went to work before sickening later and going to the hospital. Others probably never sought medical care. Estimates of the injured range from 3,800 up to 6,000. The sarin killed 12 people."
What were the chemical weapons found in Iraq?
"Chemical weapons are divided into the categories of "persistent" agents, which wreak damage for hours, such as blistering agents or the oily VX nerve agent, and "nonpersistent" ones, which dissipate quickly, such as chlorine gas or sarin nerve gas.
Iraqi forces under Hussein used chemical agents both on enemy forces in the 1980s war with Iran and on Iraqi Kurdish villagers in 1988. Traces of a variety of killing agents -- mustard gas and the nerve agents sarin, tabun and VX -- were detected by investigators after the 1988 attack"
From UK Independent today:
"Syria is thought to have some of the world's largest stocks of chemical
weapons, including mustard gas and the nerve agent sarin, but the
government in Damascus refuses to confirm it."
Remember those planes that had seats out and left, but were detected by radar, from Iraq to Syria. Yeah, that stuff. While nothing surprises me, it is either a fake or the photos show poisoning by VX or something else..but VX causes pinpoint pupils and these patients arrived with "dilated pupils and foaming at mouth."
Link below shows chart of chem weapons:
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Queen of something and wears tiara. Deal with it. at August 23, 2013 09:20 AM (baL2B)
I was offended how easy tits work
Posted by: Navycopjoe at August 23, 2013 12:48 PM (08XBV)
Like they never won her an argument with you, right?
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes C'est Magnifique at August 23, 2013 09:23 AM (kXoT0)
Posted by: ConservativeMonster
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I've found my gut feelings and eyesight to be more reliable than MSM reporting.
Posted by: Taro Tsujimoto at August 23, 2013 09:27 AM (celt+)
That said, I want no ground troops. I want no more money given to these barbarians. Let them reduce their numbers accordingly. I feel badly for the children and innocents, but not bad enough to want our troops there, or so Baroque can look manly and tough.
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Queen of something and wears tiara. Deal with it. at August 23, 2013 09:28 AM (baL2B)
Posted by: strategicCorporalUSMC at August 23, 2013 09:29 AM (6J+oK)
hence my suspicion of AC, CG, or maybe just a garden variety industrial chemical. phosgene is also persistent and doesn't readily breakdown, so it too would be likely to drop rescuers, which makes it a less likely suspect than AC or some other chemical, ala Bophal.
however, all this is on my part is a semi-educated guess based on open source information and what you can see on the various videos.
Posted by: redc1c4 at August 23, 2013 10:10 AM (q+fqH)
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Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) MFM Delenda Est at August 23, 2013 07:35 AM (/PCJa)