April 01, 2013
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Posted by: Drew in MO at April 01, 2013 12:55 PM (cGlgB)
Posted by: RWC at April 01, 2013 12:56 PM (fWAjv)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 01, 2013 12:57 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: Kevin in ABQ at April 01, 2013 12:58 PM (BvTwT)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 01, 2013 12:59 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: RWC at April 01, 2013 04:56 PM (fWAjv)
In this administration "budget staff" is the definition of nonessential worker. What have they been doing for the last 5 years?
Posted by: tsrblke (work) at April 01, 2013 12:59 PM (Y0nDU)
Posted by: edmund at April 01, 2013 12:59 PM (rCS6C)
Posted by: Sasha and Malia at April 01, 2013 12:59 PM (jucos)
He said "homo." (Beavis and Reggie)Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 01, 2013 01:00 PM (tqLft)
Posted by: RWC at April 01, 2013 01:00 PM (fWAjv)
Posted by: Jollyroger at April 01, 2013 01:00 PM (t06LC)
Posted by: wooga at April 01, 2013 01:00 PM (6RVeS)
Nice job America.
Posted by: sgr at April 01, 2013 01:00 PM (xa5GW)
Posted by: Kim Jong-un [/i] at April 01, 2013 01:01 PM (feFL6)
Posted by: The Commodores at April 01, 2013 01:01 PM (0N9lD)
Posted by: joncelli, self-denounced for your pleasure at April 01, 2013 01:01 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Formerly known as Skeptic at April 01, 2013 01:01 PM (91XRk)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 01, 2013 01:01 PM (XYSwB)
Posted by: fluffy at April 01, 2013 01:02 PM (z9HTb)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 01, 2013 01:02 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: wooga at April 01, 2013 01:03 PM (6RVeS)
Posted by: tony redenzo at April 01, 2013 01:03 PM (1MsBy)
Posted by: RWC at April 01, 2013 01:03 PM (fWAjv)
It's time we come to terms with this: Our President is, notwithstanding all we've been told, a spazz.
I play a lot, and some times the lid is on the basket no matter what you try. And especially in street clothes. But then, I am a noted spazz.
Posted by: spongeworthy at April 01, 2013 01:04 PM (r5w1L)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 01, 2013 01:04 PM (tqLft)
Obama "Sports Illustrated" notable athlete used to be able to hit all those shots.
Bush made that rim one of those oval shaped, trick shot things you see at the carnival.
Posted by: RoyalOil at April 01, 2013 01:04 PM (VjL9S)
Posted by: Johnnyreb at April 01, 2013 01:04 PM (b5bVT)
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 01, 2013 01:04 PM (wLY+G)
It's so epic......I'm still laughing at it.
Posted by: © Sponge at April 01, 2013 01:04 PM (xmcEQ)
Posted by: Kim Jong Un at April 01, 2013 01:05 PM (jucos)
Posted by: Long Island at April 01, 2013 01:05 PM (hl8SI)
Posted by: Cicero, Semiautomatic Assault Commenter at April 01, 2013 01:05 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 01, 2013 01:05 PM (tqLft)
Posted by: tony redenzo at April 01, 2013 01:05 PM (1MsBy)
Posted by: RWC at April 01, 2013 01:05 PM (fWAjv)
Posted by: wooga at April 01, 2013 01:05 PM (6RVeS)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 01, 2013 01:05 PM (9Bj8R)
Posted by: Cicero, Semiautomatic Assault Commenter at April 01, 2013 01:05 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Waterhouse at April 01, 2013 01:06 PM (rzNdC)
Posted by: MJ at April 01, 2013 01:06 PM (vl5mg)
Posted by: RWC at April 01, 2013 04:56 PM (fWAjv)
There's 480 members of the president's budget staff?!!? He doesn't even have a fuckin' bugdet!!!
Posted by: Tami[/i] at April 01, 2013 01:06 PM (X6akg)
Posted by: Kevin in ABQ at April 01, 2013 04:58 PM (BvTwT)
Yeah, because Shaq was such an awesome pure shooter.
Posted by: © Sponge at April 01, 2013 01:06 PM (xmcEQ)
Posted by: Kim Jong Un at April 01, 2013 05:05 PM (jucos)
I can beat that! I shot 21 on the third hole just the other day....
Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at April 01, 2013 01:06 PM (ggRof)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 01, 2013 01:06 PM (tqLft)
Posted by: Serious Cat at April 01, 2013 01:07 PM (UypUQ)
I always admitted it was shallow but one of the things that bothered me the most was the media's insistence to frame Obama as some type of athletic, cool guy when in fact he is just the opposite. They continued and continue to do this in spite of the overwhelming evidence against it.
His bowling an 87, his goofy first pitch, his man tits, his highwater mom jeans riding a girly bike, his effeminate and terrible basketball skills, his epileptic monkey golf swing, etc , etc.
Remember when he was in Germany and the press reported he was curling 80 lb dumbbells? They didn't care that was laughable to anyone that ever went to a gym. It bugs me that this bugs me the most. Not his financial or domestic / foreign policies. But this. I got problems.
Posted by: polynikes at April 01, 2013 01:07 PM (m2CN7)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 01, 2013 01:07 PM (9Bj8R)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 01, 2013 01:07 PM (4nopz)
Posted by: Pipe Holder at April 01, 2013 01:07 PM (VTeUD)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 01, 2013 01:07 PM (tqLft)
Posted by: George Dooshcas at April 01, 2013 01:08 PM (r6wtL)
Posted by: Jugears O'Fuckstick at April 01, 2013 01:08 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: real joe at April 01, 2013 01:08 PM (Nt2ES)
Posted by: Helen Keller at April 01, 2013 01:08 PM (jucos)
Posted by: RWC at April 01, 2013 01:08 PM (fWAjv)
Posted by: red speck at April 01, 2013 01:09 PM (9/Ug/)
Posted by: Hepcat at April 01, 2013 01:09 PM (nPbm2)
Posted by: Ken in NH at April 01, 2013 01:09 PM (N9thc)
Posted by: RWC at April 01, 2013 01:09 PM (fWAjv)
Ever seen that picture of Ogabe's HS state championship bassaball team?
He's like a foot and a half taller that the asian and white kids...and was second string
Posted by: Albie Damned at April 01, 2013 01:09 PM (Yhu4q)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 01, 2013 01:10 PM (9Bj8R)
Mountaintop!
Posted by: red speck at April 01, 2013 05:09 PM (9/Ug/)
One of my guilty pleasure movies.
Posted by: polynikes at April 01, 2013 01:10 PM (m2CN7)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 01, 2013 01:10 PM (tqLft)
Hey, I didn't get a harrumph out of that guy!
Posted by: Head WH Budget Meeting Guy at April 01, 2013 01:11 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Dikembe Mutombo at April 01, 2013 01:11 PM (voeac)
Posted by: Corky Thatcher at April 01, 2013 01:11 PM (jucos)
Is there video, or is this one of those situations where I'm supposed to believe that "Glorious Leader hits 102% of the shots he takes."?
I Binged it, didn't see video. I did find a DailyMail article about his days in an expensive Swiss private school. It didn't say anything about his baskeball skills, only that he obsessed about it.
http://preview.tinyurl.com/c536fjc
Posted by: bonhomme at April 01, 2013 01:11 PM (+Y5qD)
Posted by: © Sponge at April 01, 2013 05:06 PM (xmcEQ)
in comparison to the exhibition put on by POTUS in this video, Shaq is the second coming of Rick Barry.
Posted by: Kevin in ABQ at April 01, 2013 01:11 PM (BvTwT)
42 Drew, go get the animated Gif of Owebama missing the layup.
It's so epic......I'm still laughing at it.
That would be great, I haven't seen it yet.
Is it posted somewhere on another site?
Posted by: wheatie at April 01, 2013 01:11 PM (5kUwW)
Posted by: Barrack at April 01, 2013 01:11 PM (4cRnj)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 01, 2013 01:12 PM (tqLft)
Posted by: Cicero, Semiautomatic Assault Commenter at April 01, 2013 01:12 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: DIKEMBE MUTOMBO at April 01, 2013 01:12 PM (jucos)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 01, 2013 01:13 PM (tqLft)
Posted by: maddogg at April 01, 2013 01:13 PM (OlN4e)
Posted by: Cicero, Semiautomatic Assault Commenter
LOL
Posted by: mpfs, assault fishstick at April 01, 2013 01:13 PM (TCy/B)
Posted by: Hepcat at April 01, 2013 01:14 PM (nPbm2)
Posted by: tony redenzo at April 01, 2013 01:14 PM (1MsBy)
Posted by: Sticky Wicket at April 01, 2013 01:14 PM (eyJh9)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 01, 2013 01:14 PM (tqLft)
How can this a-hole be so bad at sports. Bowling... he sucks. Golf,... so bad that the time I saw video, it made my game worse. Baseball, throwing out the first pitch, stunningly shitty. Basketball.... well you can watch for yourself.
Seriously, this guy is an athletic special ed student.
Posted by: AndrewsDad at April 01, 2013 01:14 PM (C2//T)
"So, he's not that good at basketball. But he is extremely qualified to be President."
Posted by: RWC at April 01, 2013 05:08 PM (fWAjv)
Maybe you should show the coworker the video's where he is talking about Earnings and P/Es, or the one where he thinks Austrian is a language or doctors take tonsils out and amputate feet for money or the one where he says 'at some point you've made enough money' or the one where he misspells Syracuse, etc. etc. etc.
Posted by: polynikes at April 01, 2013 01:15 PM (m2CN7)
Posted by: Serious Cat at April 01, 2013 01:15 PM (UypUQ)
Beyond being mildly irritated by the palace guard media predictably trying to build up his athletic prowess in the public mind, I'm completely indifferent to his lack of athletic skill.
But it's quite revealing how rattled he got by missing all those threes. Badly fucked up two lay-ups after that.
Meanwhile, Boooosh! rips a strike over the middle of the plate, right after 9/11 of all times.
Dude is a spazzy fucktard, in almost every imaginable way.
Posted by: Lurking Canuck at April 01, 2013 01:15 PM (vN7SY)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 01, 2013 01:15 PM (jucos)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 01, 2013 01:16 PM (9Bj8R)
Is it posted somewhere on another site?
Posted by: wheatie at April 01, 2013 05:11 PM (5kUwW)
I think WeazelZippers had it up earlier.
He misses it SO BAD, it's almost like he was pranking.....
Posted by: © Sponge at April 01, 2013 01:17 PM (xmcEQ)
Posted by: Hepcat at April 01, 2013 01:17 PM (nPbm2)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 01, 2013 01:17 PM (tqLft)
Posted by: barack obama as Augustus at April 01, 2013 01:17 PM (4eNxd)
Posted by: AmishDude at April 01, 2013 01:18 PM (T0NGe)
Posted by: the bearded UNIX god at April 01, 2013 01:18 PM (j3uk1)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 01, 2013 01:18 PM (XYSwB)
Which one of you 3 year olds wants to play the Prezzy in a game of PIG. C'mon, whatya' scared?
Posted by: Barky Jordan at April 01, 2013 01:18 PM (wLY+G)
Posted by: steevy at April 01, 2013 01:19 PM (9XBK2)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 01, 2013 01:19 PM (tqLft)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 01, 2013 01:19 PM (jucos)
Posted by: real joe at April 01, 2013 01:19 PM (Nt2ES)
Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at April 01, 2013 01:19 PM (j9RFe)
The revelation that the budget staff only numbers 480 starkly points out the undermanning of this critical department.
Adequate staffing MUST be addressed.
Posted by: irongrampa at April 01, 2013 01:20 PM (SAMxH)
And then it began. A series of painful misses and air balls.
After six more failed free throws, Obama traded balls. After 10 misses, he moved in closer. After 11, he tried a few layups.
After the president missed 13 shots in a row from various distances, 10-year old Kahron Campbell stepped in to help. Campbell made the layup on his first try.
Then, finally, on his 18th attempt of the morning, the president made his layup. Obama tried several more outside shots, finally hitting from the baseline on his 22nd total attempt, before leaving the court.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 01, 2013 01:20 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Hepcat at April 01, 2013 01:21 PM (nPbm2)
Posted by: the bearded UNIX god at April 01, 2013 01:22 PM (j3uk1)
Personally, I think pointing this stuff out for ridicule is like pointing out the fleas on the bear who is lunching on your nuts.
Posted by: maddogg at April 01, 2013 05:13 PM (OlN4e
I don't think he is lunching on our nuts yet but he is chasing us down the trail. I like to think I can run and ridicule at the same time until such time as I reach my bear gun.
Posted by: polynikes at April 01, 2013 01:22 PM (m2CN7)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 01, 2013 01:22 PM (tqLft)
Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at April 01, 2013 01:22 PM (j9RFe)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 01, 2013 01:22 PM (jucos)
Posted by: Reggie Love at April 01, 2013 01:22 PM (voeac)
Apparently so.
Posted by: dogfish at April 01, 2013 01:23 PM (N2yhW)
Is this in response to the theory that BO is sandbagging in the video?
As a non-coach, I can tell you his shooting form is ridiculously bad. Like he never ever ever worked on it with a coach bad. Either that or some poor beleaguered coach worked with him and Obama wandered off to get high. Six of one ...
Posted by: bonhomme at April 01, 2013 01:23 PM (+Y5qD)
Okay, I have to admit that's the only video of the stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure that I've willingly seen in 4.3 years - with the sound off, natch - and IT ROCKS!!!!! I wonder if he cried later.
Posted by: joanne is laughing at that fool with the drool at April 01, 2013 01:24 PM (Cjcon)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 01, 2013 01:24 PM (tqLft)
Posted by: the WNBA at April 01, 2013 01:25 PM (voeac)
Oh yeah, about that...
Posted by: Colorado at April 01, 2013 01:25 PM (QTHTd)
Posted by: polynikes at April 01, 2013 01:26 PM (m2CN7)
Posted by: Obamandias at April 01, 2013 01:26 PM (jfUIE)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 01, 2013 01:26 PM (jucos)
Posted by: naturalfake at April 01, 2013 01:27 PM (j2lYi)
Posted by: Albie Damned at April 01, 2013 01:27 PM (Yhu4q)
Posted by: steevy at April 01, 2013 01:27 PM (9XBK2)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 01, 2013 01:27 PM (9Bj8R)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 01, 2013 01:27 PM (tqLft)
Posted by: LizLem at April 01, 2013 01:27 PM (8wqqE)
Mooch is better than Barry. She's got bigger arms.
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 01, 2013 01:28 PM (wLY+G)
As for his South Lawn stumbling, White House spokesman Jay Carney played his defender's role as expected, claiming the President "doesn't get to practice probably as much as he'd like."
Yep. He should take a few days off....
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 01, 2013 01:28 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: vote Lord Humungus 2016 at April 01, 2013 01:28 PM (BjJOB)
Posted by: BuddyPC at April 01, 2013 01:28 PM (jfUIE)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 01, 2013 01:28 PM (jucos)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 01, 2013 01:28 PM (9Bj8R)
Posted by: exceller at April 01, 2013 01:29 PM (ROGMG)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 01, 2013 01:29 PM (tqLft)
117...I think WeazelZippers had it up earlier.
He misses it SO BAD, it's almost like he was pranking.....
Thanks, Sponge. Heh. It's still there.
The look on his face as he continues to fail...it's like he's about to have a tantrum.
It looked like he even requested a different ball, after a while.
Like "it has to be the ball's fault" and not his fault.
Posted by: wheatie at April 01, 2013 01:29 PM (5kUwW)
Posted by: LizLem at April 01, 2013 05:27 PM (8wqqE)
I heard it pointed out that no one has yet to do anything with the fact that his mother-in-law lives at the White House with them. Mother-in-law situations = easy joke material.
Posted by: Serious Cat at April 01, 2013 01:30 PM (UypUQ)
Bull crap. He just had a day of hoops with his bestest buds (no grrrllzz allowed) during one of his vacations this year, while the Mooch was off skiing or somesuch.
Posted by: CUS at April 01, 2013 01:30 PM (84pE9)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 01, 2013 01:30 PM (e6EuH)
Posted by: joanne is laughing at the fool with the drool at April 01, 2013 01:30 PM (Cjcon)
Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at April 01, 2013 01:30 PM (j9RFe)
Posted by: exceller at April 01, 2013 05:29 PM (ROGMG)
See where he asked for a new ball about halfway through...like it was the old one's fault?
Posted by: Albie Damned at April 01, 2013 01:30 PM (Yhu4q)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 01, 2013 01:30 PM (tqLft)
But NOOOOO, not only is a bad player, he is a complete idiot for CONTINUING to shoot and miss.
It's almost like he thinks the press would protect him (which they usually do).
He wil turn this into a nine wonder of excuses, testimonials from people who have played with him, video tape examples of him actually hitting the basket (do NOT bother trying to prove they were faked), and on and on and on.
Because he HAS to be the best at whatever he does. Remember? He has a gift, Harry. He is a better chief of staff than his chief of staff, a better speechwriter then his speechwriters, etc.
So when actual evidence shows up that he is NOT good at something, the cavalcade of excuses will begin in order to prove that this was some sort of plot. Just watch. You guys know I am right.
Posted by: Miss Marple at April 01, 2013 01:31 PM (GoIUi)
Posted by: © Sponge at April 01, 2013 01:31 PM (xmcEQ)
Posted by: @PurpAv at April 01, 2013 01:31 PM (/gHaE)
The first lady and daughters Sasha and Malia also joined in the fun. Mrs. Obama first stopped at a cooking station with Chef Anne Burrell and NBC's Al Roker. Burell demonstrated how to make several healthy dishes, the recipes of which can be found on the first lady's website, LetsMove.gov.
Later Sasha and Malia read "Brown Bear, Brown Bear, What Do You See?" as Mrs. Obama looked on. That was followed by the first lady's own reading of "Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs.”
I hate them all.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 01, 2013 01:31 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 01, 2013 01:32 PM (4nopz)
Posted by: wheatie at April 01, 2013 05:29 PM (5kUwW)
I help where I can.
Posted by: © Sponge at April 01, 2013 01:32 PM (xmcEQ)
So guess we'll just have to say he shoots like a...SCOAMF.
Is there anything at which that he's actually GOOD?
Posted by: Stu-22 at April 01, 2013 01:32 PM (k4bdL)
Posted by: rockhead at April 01, 2013 01:33 PM (jtTKf)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 01, 2013 01:33 PM (jucos)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 01, 2013 01:33 PM (tqLft)
Posted by: Oy! Barry is gayer than our show. at April 01, 2013 01:33 PM (wIgpo)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 01, 2013 01:33 PM (4nopz)
Anne Burell? Healthy dishes? She weighs more than I do. Might as well ask Chef Prudhomme for healthy dishes. Jeez.
Posted by: CUS at April 01, 2013 01:33 PM (84pE9)
Posted by: Sharkman at April 01, 2013 01:33 PM (03IDC)
Posted by: Albie Damned at April 01, 2013 01:34 PM (Yhu4q)
Posted by: toby928© sips the sweet tea of despair at April 01, 2013 01:34 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 01, 2013 01:34 PM (tqLft)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 01, 2013 01:34 PM (jucos)
He can't even swish a ball properly.
Posted by: Liberace's Ghost at April 01, 2013 01:34 PM (k4bdL)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 01, 2013 01:34 PM (tqLft)
Well shit...there it is.
I had my security filters turned up too high, and the video above didn't even show up.
ops:
Posted by: wheatie at April 01, 2013 01:35 PM (5kUwW)
Palin wasn't awesome, I guess, but she did win a state championship.
http://nbcsports.msnbc.com/id/27091580/
Posted by: © Sponge at April 01, 2013 01:35 PM (xmcEQ)
>>Good grief; It's embarrassing for Carney to have to even make a excuse for THIS for Obama. Why can't he just say, "President Obama played really badly So what?!!
You do understand what a Pandora's Box that would be, right?
Posted by: Albie Damned at April 01, 2013 01:35 PM (Yhu4q)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 01, 2013 05:34 PM (tqLft)
They warship at the same alter, so.....
Posted by: © Sponge at April 01, 2013 01:35 PM (xmcEQ)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 01, 2013 01:36 PM (e6EuH)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 01, 2013 01:36 PM (tqLft)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 01, 2013 01:36 PM (GVxQo)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 01, 2013 01:36 PM (jucos)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 01, 2013 01:36 PM (tqLft)
Posted by: Ray Allen, aka Jesus Shuttlesworth in He Got Game at April 01, 2013 01:37 PM (voeac)
Chevy Chase's mockery of Gerald Ford was generally unfounded
Since Ford was an All-American Football Player at Michigan I would probably say so.
Also one of my best memories is when Bush and Ford both beat Clinton in a round of golf. You could see Clinton's face turn red as he was asked about the round.
Posted by: polynikes at April 01, 2013 01:37 PM (m2CN7)
Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at April 01, 2013 01:37 PM (j9RFe)
Will no one rid us of this Higher Being?
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at April 01, 2013 01:38 PM (eHIJJ)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 01, 2013 01:38 PM (tqLft)
Posted by: Harrison Bergeron at April 01, 2013 01:39 PM (JQuNB)
Posted by: toby928© sips the sweet tea of despair at April 01, 2013 01:39 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at April 01, 2013 05:37 PM (j9RFe)
*comedy
*acting
*transgender athletics
Posted by: © Sponge at April 01, 2013 01:39 PM (xmcEQ)
If you want....or not.
Posted by: Tami[/i] at April 01, 2013 01:39 PM (X6akg)
Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at April 01, 2013 01:39 PM (j9RFe)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 01, 2013 01:40 PM (4nopz)
>>He has no athletic ability whatsoever. Can't throw, can't shoot. Can't ride a bike. Can't shoot a gun. Mom jeans. Who does he (and his handlers) think he's fooling? Red blooded men look at him and laugh their head off.
Me (*) ¿(*)--------->Obama
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Posted by: Albie Damned at April 01, 2013 01:40 PM (Yhu4q)
Posted by: The guy who took the video at April 01, 2013 01:40 PM (/gHaE)
No compound fracture and subsequent infection with flesh-eating bacteria? I'll wait till it's on Netflix.
Posted by: Pipboy 3000 at April 01, 2013 01:40 PM (ggRof)
Posted by: steevy at April 01, 2013 01:40 PM (9XBK2)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 01, 2013 01:41 PM (tqLft)
Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 01, 2013 01:41 PM (aDwsi)
Ha. Pictures of Reagan and Bush cutting brush on their ranch.
Barak Hussein measuring window treatments and getting his fcuking umbrella stuck in a doorway.
Posted by: CUS at April 01, 2013 01:42 PM (84pE9)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 01, 2013 01:42 PM (jucos)
Posted by: Stevie Wonder at April 01, 2013 01:43 PM (jucos)
Posted by: Lincolntf at April 01, 2013 01:44 PM (ZshNr)
Meanwhile, the reaction over at Huffpo:
UrAtowel
Obama is playing a child and he shows that in his game. Obama is a true father figure.
Koiquoe
Maybe that's why he became a president and not an athlete.
What are you good at - spewing hate?
pbr56
How pathetic are republicans when they can't even resist complaining about the president when he is playing with kids. I'm guessing that they have never thrown a game to make a kid feel good. Remember, they don't understand the term empathy.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 01, 2013 01:44 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Michael Dukakis at April 01, 2013 01:45 PM (eHIJJ)
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Yeah..., but it is tragicomedy
Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 01, 2013 01:45 PM (aDwsi)
Posted by: Stevie Wonder at April 01, 2013 01:45 PM (jucos)
242 There's an analogy to be drawn from the video..., I just can't quite put my finger on it..
There are times when being a Bully won't work.
Posted by: wheatie at April 01, 2013 01:46 PM (5kUwW)
Would liberals laugh it up if they found out that Rick Perry couldn't shoot a gun?
It's more than just the fact that he's bad a basketball. It's that part of his identity as a candidate was that he was the "cool guy who's good at sports." He's not good at sports. He's not good at anything at all.
Posted by: Lauren at April 01, 2013 01:46 PM (wsGWu)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at April 01, 2013 01:46 PM (FMeeD)
Meanwhile, the reaction over at Huffpo:
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That is what the voices in their heads tell them to say..
Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 01, 2013 01:46 PM (aDwsi)
Posted by: AmishDude at April 01, 2013 01:47 PM (T0NGe)
Obama is playing a child and he shows that in his game. Obama is a true father figure.
Koiquoe
Maybe that's why he became a president and not an athlete.
What are you good at - spewing hate?
pbr56
How pathetic are republicans when they can't even resist complaining about the president when he is playing with kids. I'm guessing that they have never thrown a game to make a kid feel good. Remember, they don't understand the term empathy.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix
***
1) Denial of reality
2) Projection (the hatred and lack of empathy remarks)
Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at April 01, 2013 01:48 PM (uhftQ)
Hey, anybody can throw up some bricks now and then, especially if it's been a while since you've played!!!
The opening pitch incident is more disturbing, however.
Posted by: Prescient11 at April 01, 2013 01:48 PM (tVTLU)
Posted by: Stevie Wonder at April 01, 2013 01:49 PM (jucos)
How pathetic are republicans when they can't even resist complaining about the president when he is playing with kids. I'm guessing that they have never thrown a game to make a kid feel good. Remember, they don't understand the term empathy.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 01, 2013 05:44 PM (kdS6q)
Yeah, preznit LookAtME was tanking shot after shot to make a group of 8 year old's feel better about themselves.
GOOD GRAVY it must be awesome to live life with your heads in the clouds.
Posted by: © Sponge at April 01, 2013 01:49 PM (xmcEQ)
President Bullwinkle: Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat.
Rocky: That stuff never works.
President Bullwinkle: This time for sure.
Posted by: Decaf at April 01, 2013 01:49 PM (ThU4K)
Posted by: Sharkman at April 01, 2013 01:50 PM (03IDC)
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at April 01, 2013 01:50 PM (HDgX3)
256
Would liberals laugh it up if they found out that Rick Perry couldn't shoot a gun?
They even made a big deal out of that time he shot blanks out of a starting pistol.
It's more than just the fact that he's bad a basketball. It's that part of his identity as a candidate was that he was the "cool guy who's good at sports." He's not good at sports. He's not good at anything at all.
He's good at Agitating...and Blame-Throwing.
But that's about it.
Posted by: wheatie at April 01, 2013 01:50 PM (5kUwW)
Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at April 01, 2013 01:51 PM (dvRYt)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 01, 2013 01:51 PM (e6EuH)
Yeah, I've no idea why we've got a narcissism problem these days.
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ drinking heavily at April 01, 2013 01:51 PM (hO8IJ)
How pathetic are republicans when they
can't even resist complaining about the president when he is playing
with kids. I'm guessing that they have never thrown a game to make a kid
feel good. Remember, they don't understand the term empathy.
***
Let's not forget, these were the same people who attacked Bush for anything and everything for 8 years just because he wasn't a democrat. I should have included massive, appaling, hypocrisy to my previous post.
Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at April 01, 2013 01:51 PM (uhftQ)
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at April 01, 2013 05:50 PM (HDgX3)
That's true.
Posted by: Tony Romo at April 01, 2013 01:51 PM (xmcEQ)
Btw, when are those fucking t-shirts coming online??
Come on Ace, FPS Russia has a shit ton available. The morans want to support AOSHQ something hard. Just come up with some funny one-liners!!! And the logo of course.
Posted by: Prescient11 at April 01, 2013 01:51 PM (tVTLU)
You know what Obama is probably really good at?
Synchronized Diving.
Maybe even the kind involving swimming pools.
Posted by: imp at April 01, 2013 01:51 PM (UaxA0)
Let's really think about the huffers argument.
What would make an 8 year old kid feel better, seeing The Most Awesome President in the History of the World EVER!!! sink a 3 pt shot, or see Prof. Bumbles go 2 for 22?
Posted by: Lauren at April 01, 2013 01:52 PM (wsGWu)
Posted by: Little Bobby at April 01, 2013 01:52 PM (jucos)
And I threw an election just to make Obama feel good. Because it logically follows.
Posted by: Mitt Romney at April 01, 2013 01:52 PM (eHIJJ)
Posted by: Brick O'Spazz at April 01, 2013 01:52 PM (j2lYi)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 01, 2013 01:52 PM (9Bj8R)
Posted by: zsasz at April 01, 2013 01:53 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 01, 2013 01:53 PM (piMMO)
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There will be post-activity counselling to help them place the event 'in proper context'. Free cauliflower and broccoli sprouts all around!
Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 01, 2013 01:53 PM (aDwsi)
Posted by: Lincolntf at April 01, 2013 01:54 PM (ZshNr)
267 I wonder what the kids thought.
One little guy put his arms up over his head...like it was getting painful to watch.
Posted by: wheatie at April 01, 2013 01:54 PM (5kUwW)
Remember, the first few shots involved everyone throwing up the balls at the hoop. He missed those, so what happened???
HE MADE ALL THE KIDS STOP SHOOTING.
The most powerful man on the planet made little children stop playing to demonstrate his B-Ball prowess, and then FAILED miserably.
Posted by: imp at April 01, 2013 01:54 PM (UaxA0)
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at April 01, 2013 01:55 PM (HDgX3)
Posted by: Beavis at April 01, 2013 01:55 PM (jucos)
Posted by: steevy at April 01, 2013 01:55 PM (9XBK2)
It took him 15 attempts to throw a ball through a hoop 18" in diameter from 10' away
...but he wants to ban magazines that hold more than 7
Posted by: Albie Damned at April 01, 2013 01:56 PM (Yhu4q)
Posted by: Kasper Hauser at April 01, 2013 01:56 PM (HqpV0)
Posted by: Lincolntf at April 01, 2013 05:54 PM (ZshNr)
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Kinda makes me wonder how he got that bloody nose that one time.
Posted by: Soona at April 01, 2013 01:57 PM (WfXFj)
Posted by: kathysaysso at April 01, 2013 01:57 PM (6H6o8)
Yes, World, our highest officers are President Nerd and Vice-President Buffoon. Please send a short bus and take them away.
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at April 01, 2013 01:57 PM (eHIJJ)
It took him 15 attempts to throw a ball through a hoop 18" in diameter from 10' away
...but he wants to ban magazines that hold more than 7 Posted by: Albie Damned at April 01, 2013 05:56 PM
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Yeah..., we didn't see any video of busted clays either....
Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 01, 2013 01:57 PM (aDwsi)
Posted by: Kasper Hauser at April 01, 2013 05:56 PM (HqpV0)
____________
Obama portrays himself as Mr Basketball. Doesn't matter if I can do any better. I don't go around telling the world I'm Michael Jordan's long lost protege.
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at April 01, 2013 01:57 PM (HDgX3)
I don't care. But he constantly reminds us 'I got game'. Also, he never could understand why he never played in HS. He thought is was a race thing.
That is why this is mock-worthy.
Posted by: CUS at April 01, 2013 01:58 PM (84pE9)
Posted by: Kim Jong Un at April 01, 2013 01:58 PM (jucos)
Have any of us spent the last five years telling all and sundry how awesome we are at it? I haven't...
I could take Mrs. SCOAMF in a blind taste-test bake-off, though.
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ drinking heavily at April 01, 2013 01:58 PM (hO8IJ)
Posted by: Kasper Hauser at April 01, 2013 05:56 PM
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No, only for making a spectacle of himself.
Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 01, 2013 01:58 PM (aDwsi)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 01, 2013 01:59 PM (tqLft)
"I am sure there are exceptions among the moron-nation, but are we really the group to razz someone for poor shooting in B-Ball?"
Yes. I lost the tip of the middle finger on my shooting hand twenty years ago, and can still shoot a basketball better than this meatloaf, and can still throw a baseball, too.
Obama's worthless. The rest of you? Not so much.
Posted by: Sharkman at April 01, 2013 01:59 PM (03IDC)
"he never could understand why he never played in HS. He thought is was a race thing. "
Obama has hand waved away every failure in his life by pinning it on his (half) race. It's just a symptom of his completely diseased world view.
Posted by: Lauren at April 01, 2013 02:00 PM (wsGWu)
More disturbing than his lack of athleticism was the oohing and aahing from the gaggle of sycophants.
I kind of like listening to the one guy that repeatedly said "There it is...here it goes....ohhhhhh", each time he took a shot, and missed.
Posted by: Sticky Wicket at April 01, 2013 02:01 PM (eyJh9)
Posted by: Soona at April 01, 2013 02:01 PM (WfXFj)
Posted by: Kasper Hauser at April 01, 2013 05:56 PM (HqpV0)
Why not? It never stops the left fuckheads from poking fun at anyone superior to them in anything. And I'm pretty sure I could kick his ass at hoops.
Posted by: Captain Hate at April 01, 2013 02:01 PM (oWB01)
Posted by: Dang at April 01, 2013 02:01 PM (R18D0)
Posted by: Lincolntf at April 01, 2013 02:02 PM (ZshNr)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 01, 2013 02:02 PM (tqLft)
Posted by: Brick Obama at April 01, 2013 02:02 PM (voeac)
Posted by: Kasper Hauser
You mean because the Left are such circumspect, thoughful, and magnanimous creatures?
Oh, right. Righties have to suffocate in velvet gloves and hail-fellow-well-met gestures.
HA is that'a way -->
Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at April 01, 2013 02:02 PM (mN8D3)
"he never could understand why he never played in HS. He thought is was a race thing. "
He admits that he was busy getting high with the choom gang. People elected a stoner to lead our country.
Posted by: Cicero Kid at April 01, 2013 02:03 PM (UrENZ)
Ooooooh.
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ drinking heavily at April 01, 2013 02:04 PM (hO8IJ)
Posted by: North Korean Press at April 01, 2013 02:04 PM (MMC8r)
>>I am sure there are exceptions among the moron-nation, but are we really the group to razz someone for poor shooting in B-Ball?<<
Just going at the media created muth one hammer chip at a time. The idiots out there don't pay any attention to naything of substance...so anything that helps take their blinders off...
Posted by: Albie Damned at April 01, 2013 02:05 PM (Yhu4q)
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That would explain a lot about his administration
Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 01, 2013 02:05 PM (aDwsi)
Speaking of. . . is there vid out there of his time on Red Eye last week? I have neither the cables nor the dish, and missed it.
Posted by: LizLem at April 01, 2013 02:05 PM (8wqqE)
Posted by: Reggie Love at April 01, 2013 02:06 PM (R18D0)
Posted by: TejasJudio de la Frontera at April 01, 2013 02:07 PM (wzmJ0)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 01, 2013 02:07 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: wankette at April 01, 2013 02:07 PM (kSBJy)
Posted by: Jones in CO at April 01, 2013 02:07 PM (8sCoq)
Posted by: WalrusRex at April 01, 2013 02:07 PM (XUKZU)
"Maybe he should let the NORKS hit San Francisco, just to make them feel better about themselves."
As long as he leaves Austin alone, I'm good. Seriously though, You Guys, why does he want to hit Austin? We're 90% commie all ready. The city council would probably give Dear Leader an award if he ever came to SXSW.
Posted by: Lauren at April 01, 2013 02:08 PM (wsGWu)
Posted by: Cpt. James T Kirk at April 01, 2013 02:08 PM (q7WBr)
293...The most powerful man on the planet made little children stop playing to demonstrate his B-Ball prowess, and then FAILED miserably.
Exactly.
It was arrogance on display.
He makes the kids stop shooting...as if to say "This is how it's done".
And then fails, repeatedly and stubbornly.
It's reflective of the way he is on other things.
Posted by: wheatie at April 01, 2013 02:08 PM (5kUwW)
============
Thus, the Episcopalian Church is down by the stern, and taking on water fast.
Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 01, 2013 02:08 PM (aDwsi)
Posted by: baldilocks at April 01, 2013 02:09 PM (Su0W2)
Just heard about this Rev. Leone bullshit, and his "Conservatives suck!" Easter sermon.
Who/ What?
Posted by: Grey Fox at April 01, 2013 02:09 PM (BsxM8)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 01, 2013 05:52 PM (9Bj8R)
and that lefty puke Ken Burns did not show that perfect pitch in his 10th inning of Baseball ... that's how downright dishonest these people are. It was an amazing moment that he couldn't bring himself to acknowledge - what a scrawny fucking weasel.
And yet:
"I learned today the president is both a tough competitor and a good sport," Decerega, who works for the Congressional Hispanic Caucus Institute, said in a written statement. "I enjoyed playing basketball with him this morning. I'm sure he'll be back out on the court again soon."
The president was given a local anesthetic for the procedure.
Ungodly Skill & Courage
Posted by: Ed Gibbon at April 01, 2013 02:10 PM (4eNxd)
Posted by: Dang at April 01, 2013 02:10 PM (R18D0)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 01, 2013 02:11 PM (4nopz)
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at April 01, 2013 02:11 PM (6zgse)
Posted by: steevy at April 01, 2013 02:11 PM (9XBK2)
Posted by: Vlad The Nuclear Impaler at April 01, 2013 02:11 PM (QgAFR)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 01, 2013 02:12 PM (piMMO)
Who/ What? Posted by: Grey Fox at April 01, 2013 06:09 PM
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Story : http://tinyurl.com/cesamje
Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 01, 2013 02:12 PM (aDwsi)
Posted by: Vlad The Nuclear Impaler at April 01, 2013 02:12 PM (QgAFR)
Posted by: zsasz at April 01, 2013 02:12 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 01, 2013 02:12 PM (piMMO)
This is a funny post, but we cannot be seriously wasting our time pointing out that zero sucks at basketball.
Going nuts on stupid shit makes us look retarded. It's kind of a laugh off.
Serious sports fuckups by zero include claiming to be a white sux fan but not being able to name one fucking player.
Yeah, it's all a sham. The sad thing is he actually enjoys shooting hoops, so not sure why so rusty.
Posted by: Prescient11 at April 01, 2013 02:12 PM (tVTLU)
And who on here would buy a t-shirt.
Last political one I bought was a picture of Reagan, entitled "Old School Conservative..."
Indeed.
Posted by: Prescient11 at April 01, 2013 02:14 PM (tVTLU)
Someone should cut in the footage of Kim Jung-un and Dennis Rodman watching the globetrotters with this footage of O. throwing brick after brick.
Posted by: Serious Cat at April 01, 2013 02:14 PM (UypUQ)
Posted by: WalrusRex at April 01, 2013 02:14 PM (XUKZU)
Posted by: Barely Obama at April 01, 2013 02:16 PM (R18D0)
Posted by: RustyG at April 01, 2013 02:17 PM (Nhua7)
Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at April 01, 2013 02:17 PM (uhftQ)
364 This is a funny post, but we cannot be seriously wasting our time pointing out that zero sucks at basketball.
It's a rare moment when we're allowed to see one of his fuck ups.
They don't allow filming of his golf games and skeet shoots.
Posted by: wheatie at April 01, 2013 02:17 PM (5kUwW)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 01, 2013 02:17 PM (d0Dmj)
Posted by: Lincolntf at April 01, 2013 02:17 PM (ZshNr)
Posted by: Lauren at April 01, 2013 02:18 PM (wsGWu)
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at April 01, 2013 02:19 PM (6zgse)
Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 01, 2013 06:08 PM (aDwsi)
Heh, I gave my brother an Easter lecture on the Episcopal Church's origin. He'd heard of Henry VIII, but didn't realize the Episcopal Church was simply the American wing of the Church of England. I then told him that the Episcopal Church is also now the 'gay' church. His response, "You mean I was confirmed in a church that worships Satan?" Lololol. I've only attended that church twice since they went gay, my dad's and granddad's funerals. I foresee no reason to ever go again and from what I hear, that makes me a pretty mainstream Episcopalian.
Posted by: mugiwara at April 01, 2013 02:19 PM (hpYnL)
Posted by: blaster at April 01, 2013 02:19 PM (/1U3u)
Posted by: Obama The Masterful at April 01, 2013 02:20 PM (QgAFR)
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ drinking heavily at April 01, 2013 02:20 PM (hO8IJ)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 01, 2013 02:20 PM (4nopz)
Someone should cut in the footage of Kim Jung-un and Dennis Rodman watching the globetrotters with this footage of O. throwing brick after brick.
Posted by: Serious Cat at April 01, 2013 06:14 PM (UypUQ)
This video would work...
Posted by: Serious Cat at April 01, 2013 02:21 PM (UypUQ)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 01, 2013 02:21 PM (tqLft)
Carney - extended club mix:
“The president doesn’t get to practice probably as much as he’d like to,” Carney said. “Having done a few shoot-arounds with him, he’s a pretty good shot.”
A reporter pointed out the president has his own private court at the White House. “Yeah, well, these are busy times,” Carney said.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 01, 2013 02:23 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 01, 2013 02:23 PM (tqLft)
Posted by: edmund at April 01, 2013 02:23 PM (rCS6C)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 01, 2013 02:23 PM (tqLft)
Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 01, 2013 02:24 PM (aDwsi)
hahahaha, I know Dang. The mom jeans thing is funny enough for me.
If I start making fun of bricks, then I fuck all of us who like to shoot hoops a few times a year!!
Posted by: Prescient11 at April 01, 2013 02:25 PM (tVTLU)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 01, 2013 02:25 PM (tqLft)
Posted by: MaxedOutMama at April 01, 2013 02:25 PM (1YWh6)
Posted by: zsasz at April 01, 2013 02:26 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: Barely Obama at April 01, 2013 02:26 PM (R18D0)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 01, 2013 02:26 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 01, 2013 02:27 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 01, 2013 02:28 PM (tqLft)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at April 01, 2013 02:28 PM (+z4pE)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 01, 2013 06:23 PM (tqLft)
Which are the wrong platforms... as it should be a carrier with at least TWO Aegis Class cruisers (with the SM3 ER package)...
But... Sequester! and Global Force for Goodness and Greenery!
Posted by: Romeo13... Glad he's Ret USN, not active at April 01, 2013 02:28 PM (lZBBB)
Posted by: Barely Obama at April 01, 2013 02:29 PM (R18D0)
That's why he outsources half of them to the wife and kids.
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ drinking heavily at April 01, 2013 02:30 PM (hO8IJ)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at April 01, 2013 02:30 PM (+z4pE)
Posted by: museisluse at April 01, 2013 02:31 PM (DGx2X)
Posted by: Debbie Weaselwords-Schultz at April 01, 2013 02:32 PM (e8kgV)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 01, 2013 02:33 PM (4nopz)
In other news... there was an unplanned combination Demolition project and Drone Excercise in Washington today, when a Basketball Hoop was deemed to need replacment... by Executive Order...
The Whitehouse said that clearing this old basketball hoop using ultra modern explosive technology was good for the economy as it created a shovel ready project...
Posted by: Romeo13... Glad he's Ret USN, not active at April 01, 2013 02:34 PM (lZBBB)
Posted by: Marmo at April 01, 2013 02:34 PM (pcgW1)
Posted by: Lauren at April 01, 2013 02:34 PM (wsGWu)
"Obama enrolled in Panahou Academy, excelled in academics and basketball, and graduated with honors in 1979."
Kinda puts his academics in perspective as well, don't it?
Posted by: Dang at April 01, 2013 02:35 PM (R18D0)
Posted by: Maxwell Smart, Czar 86 at April 01, 2013 02:36 PM (6egmO)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at April 01, 2013 02:36 PM (+z4pE)
Posted by: Joey B. at April 01, 2013 02:37 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: OxyCon at April 01, 2013 02:38 PM (EbMxL)
...excelled in basketball..
Was he on the school's team? What was his shooting average?
Inquiring minds want to know.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at April 01, 2013 02:38 PM (+z4pE)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 01, 2013 02:39 PM (d0Dmj)
Posted by: zsasz at April 01, 2013 02:39 PM (MMC8r)
409 In other news... there was an unplanned combination Demolition project and Drone Excercise in Washington today, when a Basketball Hoop was deemed to need replacment... by Executive Order...
The Whitehouse said that clearing this old basketball hoop using ultra modern explosive technology was good for the economy as itcreated a shovel ready project...
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Heh.
Old basketball hoop to be replaced with a special Dyson Vacuum Hoop, with suction range of 5 ft.
Posted by: wheatie at April 01, 2013 02:40 PM (5kUwW)
These, the works of the socialist, with full condescension, are the definition of 'dead works'.
Posted by: RiverC at April 01, 2013 02:40 PM (KTytI)
Posted by: Wilson the Basketball at April 01, 2013 02:41 PM (+z4pE)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ope-1Zb5t-k
Posted by: LizLem at April 01, 2013 02:41 PM (8wqqE)
Going nuts on stupid shit makes us look retarded. It's kind of a laugh off.
Serious sports fuckups by zero include claiming to be a white sux fan but not being able to name one fucking player.
Yeah, it's all a sham. The sad thing is he actually enjoys shooting hoops, so not sure why so rusty.
Posted by: Prescient11 at April 01, 2013 06:12 PM (tVTLU)
____________
UGH!. Nobody's going nuts. People are laughing at Obama because Mr. I am The World's Greatest B-Baller can't make a shot to save his life. This will do more to harm Obama's stature in the eyes of the LIV than 1000 speeches by Republicans.
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at April 01, 2013 02:42 PM (HDgX3)
Fear not! George Lucas will be along shortly to fix the video and have TFG shooting 20 for 22, even if it does look like the same shot, over and over and over again.
Posted by: Gmac - Waiting on the Revolution, or something at April 01, 2013 02:42 PM (VVO+n)
Posted by: Dang at April 01, 2013 02:43 PM (R18D0)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 01, 2013 02:43 PM (4nopz)
Posted by: OCBill at April 01, 2013 02:44 PM (Mj+FA)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at April 01, 2013 02:44 PM (+z4pE)
Inquiring minds want to know.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy,
Yeah, there's a picture out there of his state champ HS team. There's Brick, as tall as he in now, surrounded by 5' tall asian and white kids
...and he was 2nd string
Posted by: Albie Damned at April 01, 2013 02:47 PM (Yhu4q)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 01, 2013 02:47 PM (4nopz)
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at April 01, 2013 02:48 PM (HDgX3)
Posted by: Brian Griffen at April 01, 2013 02:48 PM (i7B17)
Rubio/Cotton 2016!!!!11!!
Rubio/Cotton 2016!!!!11!!
Rubio/Cotton 2016!!!!11!!
Rubio/Cotton 2016!!!!11!!
Rubio/Cotton 2016!!!!11!!
Posted by: Going Nuts at April 01, 2013 02:50 PM (5kUwW)
Yeah, there's a picture out there of his state champ HS team. There's Brick, as tall as he in now, surrounded by 5' tall asian and white kids...and he was 2nd string
Heh, that says a lot for his athletic prowess. Still, if they haven't listed his shooting stats, they're probably not too good.
Unexpectedly.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at April 01, 2013 02:50 PM (+z4pE)
Posted by: Body Builder at April 01, 2013 02:52 PM (2ArJQ)
Posted by: Icedog at April 01, 2013 02:52 PM (3qKP/)
Posted by: Marmo at April 01, 2013 06:34 PM (pcgW1)
Fixed it for you.
Posted by: Serious Cat at April 01, 2013 02:53 PM (UypUQ)
Posted by: The Political Hat at April 01, 2013 02:53 PM (XvHmy)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at April 01, 2013 02:54 PM (+z4pE)
Posted by: Icedog at April 01, 2013 02:55 PM (3qKP/)
It doesn't matter how much I like 'em during the campaign season. Once they're in, I can't watch 'em anymore. Although it's usually the Dems that really test my gag reflex.
Posted by: Tobacco Road at April 01, 2013 02:57 PM (4Mv1T)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 01, 2013 02:57 PM (4nopz)
Posted by: AmishDude at April 01, 2013 02:57 PM (T0NGe)
Obama latched on to B-ball to be an authentic young black man, even though he rode the pine in HS and (as far as I know) didn't even try out for his college teams (did he play intramurals?)
Posted by: Mr Chips at April 01, 2013 02:57 PM (OK/U3)
Posted by: The Poster Formerly Known as Mr. Barky at April 01, 2013 02:59 PM (qwK3S)
His powers in that regard, such as they are, have no affect on me. Is that racist?
Posted by: Tobacco Road at April 01, 2013 02:59 PM (4Mv1T)
Posted by: zsasz at April 01, 2013 02:59 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: AmishDude at April 01, 2013 03:00 PM (T0NGe)
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 01, 2013 03:00 PM (yVBJI)
It
doesn't matter how much I like 'em during the campaign season. Once
they're in, I can't watch 'em anymore. Although it's usually the
Dems that really test my gag reflex.
I'm proud of myself. Went to the grocery store today and turned around a Vogue mag with Her Highness's Bangs Wig on the cover.
A relatively minor act of rebellion, but an act nevertheless.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at April 01, 2013 03:00 PM (+z4pE)
Posted by: Aslan's Girl at April 01, 2013 03:00 PM (KL49F)
Posted by: andycanuck at April 01, 2013 03:01 PM (VwC86)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at April 01, 2013 07:00 PM (+z4pE)
Haha, I do that, too 
Posted by: Aslan's Girl at April 01, 2013 03:01 PM (KL49F)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 01, 2013 03:01 PM (4nopz)
Posted by: Dept. Of Accuracy Dept. at April 01, 2013 03:02 PM (MhA4j)
Posted by: AmishDude at April 01, 2013 03:02 PM (T0NGe)
Leave Reggie out of this.
Posted by: andycanuck at April 01, 2013 03:03 PM (VwC86)
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 01, 2013 03:03 PM (SljXf)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 01, 2013 03:04 PM (GVxQo)
Posted by: Tobacco Road at April 01, 2013 03:04 PM (4Mv1T)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at April 01, 2013 03:05 PM (+z4pE)
The hoop acted stupidly.
Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at April 01, 2013 04:55 PM (ggRof)
ROFLOL, post #2 and already a thread winneh!
Posted by: Aslan's Girl at April 01, 2013 03:06 PM (KL49F)
Sports question...
Under man law, if you voluntarily change your legal state residence should you also change your sports teams?
Posted by: Icedog at April 01, 2013 03:06 PM (ZolUS)
Didn't Sarah Palin play basketball in school? I believe she did.
Posted by: Colorado at April 01, 2013 05:31 PM (QTHTd)
The "cuda" nickname came from her basketball days......
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 01, 2013 03:08 PM (TIIx5)
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at April 01, 2013 03:09 PM (HDgX3)
Posted by: Dept. Of Accuracy Dept. at April 01, 2013 03:10 PM (MhA4j)
Posted by: Icedog at April 01, 2013 03:10 PM (ZM9OS)
Obama may have realized that there were a lot of kids at Occidental who, while shorter than him would kick his ass on the court, or (more likely) didn't care about competition. I can see him preferring to play in pick-up games and walking away if the level of competition was too difficult for him.
Posted by: Mr Chips at April 01, 2013 03:12 PM (OK/U3)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 01, 2013 03:13 PM (4nopz)
Posted by: Dept. Of Accuracy Dept. at April 01, 2013 03:13 PM (MhA4j)
Posted by: Shonuff at April 01, 2013 03:14 PM (jo0fs)
Why would anyone do that?
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ drinking heavily at April 01, 2013 03:14 PM (hO8IJ)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 01, 2013 03:14 PM (4nopz)
Just for laughs I wanna see President Jar-Jar play a quick one-on-one game with C3P0.
Spazzalympics
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 01, 2013 03:15 PM (TIIx5)
Posted by: Dept. Of Accuracy Dept. at April 01, 2013 03:15 PM (MhA4j)
Palin can play rings around Obama.
Posted by: Dept. Of Accuracy Dept. at April 01, 2013 07:15 PM (MhA4j)
Trig Palin, to be accurate.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 01, 2013 03:18 PM (TIIx5)
Posted by: Fritz at April 01, 2013 03:19 PM (WM+rJ)
Posted by: KR1 at April 01, 2013 03:20 PM (oEfom)
Posted by: Harlekwin15-Emergency back Up Angst ID at April 01, 2013 03:31 PM (LRFds)
for the same reason I am a San Diego Chargers fan for life I guess....
I am from Ohio..
Cincy Reds-baseball...
Chicago bears-NFC, Houston Oilers/San Diego Chargers AFC
The SA Spurs Pro Basketball
Michigan Wolverines College Athletics.....
soft spot in my heart for offenses ran by Gus malzahn, and/or the Mouse Davis run and shoot....
Posted by: Harlekwin15-Emergency back Up Angst ID at April 01, 2013 03:34 PM (LRFds)
Posted by: Dept. Of Accuracy Dept. at April 01, 2013 03:46 PM (MhA4j)
Posted by: OxyCon at April 01, 2013 03:51 PM (EbMxL)
Posted by: Reggie Love Splooge at April 01, 2013 03:52 PM (EbMxL)
Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at April 01, 2013 04:07 PM (FkH4y)
Posted by: Dave S. at April 01, 2013 04:17 PM (UvR6d)
Posted by: OxyCon at April 01, 2013 07:51 PM (EbMxL)
Scottie Centerfold may have been a RINO turd, but he was a starting guard for a Div 1 team and would have slattered the JEF. Having said that, if the Indonesian Grifter loved hoops as much as he claims to, he'd have invited Scottie to play away from the cameras. The real deal is that the JEF is a poseur at hoops knowing full fucking well nobody will call him out on it.
Posted by: Captain Hate at April 01, 2013 04:47 PM (f9w3+)
Posted by: Thorvald at April 01, 2013 05:31 PM (1V6Pv)
Posted by: Michael Rittenhouse at April 01, 2013 05:44 PM (2Oas0)
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Posted by: The Jotus at April 01, 2013 06:07 PM (3Kg4h)
Posted by: csmats at April 01, 2013 06:52 PM (pOSGo)
Posted by: El Cid at April 01, 2013 07:03 PM (IvvrO)
Yep, preznit arsebandito sure did.
Dipshit's got a horrid shot- notice in his "wind up" he'll start with the ball in his right hand, then shift it over to his left on the way up, then sling the ball from about eye level giving him basically no arc or touch on the ball. Also notice that his footwork is horrible- he is standing almost perpendicular in relation to the basket, and his angle gets progressively worse the more bricks he slings up, causing even more hilariously awful results.
The whole rube goldberg style operation takes about a second to execute- in a real game, he would get packed consistently. Though given how piss poor mincy pants shoots, it wouldn't really be worth the effort to block that weak shit as a) he's just the sort of whiny bitch to call a foul every time he got swatted and b) it ain't going in anyway.
This dozey prick is an embarrassment to the game of basketball- much like he's an embarrassment to rational thought, coherent speech, and clean breath.
Ugh, I hates it... I really really hates it. Less than 4 years, and it goes away from my White House.
Posted by: Chariots of Toast at April 01, 2013 07:55 PM (LO3HN)
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Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at April 01, 2013 12:55 PM (LnQr8)