December 09, 2013

Best Knockout Game Resolution You'll See
— Ace

The victim -- a woman -- beats the shit out of her attacker.

I say that this is the "best" resolution because it involves so much humiliation and in-kind retribution.

But if you're looking for more stringent retributions, some time ago a kid playing the Knockout Game (using a stungun rather than a fist) Tasered the wrong fella, and got himself shot twice.

The punk lived and appears to have suffered no permanent damage whatsoever.

Posted by: Ace at 10:41 AM | Comments (306)
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1 And yet the MSM will still claim it is an urban legend.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at December 09, 2013 10:43 AM (/Crba)

2 Those things happen so fast -- I can't tell what's going on until he's already on the ground with the woman punching him.

Posted by: Mindy just wants you to be happy at December 09, 2013 10:45 AM (GRLuN)

3 And yet the MSM will still claim it is an urban legend.
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While Treyvon Martin showed that racism is deeply embedded in American culture.

Posted by: WalrusRex at December 09, 2013 10:45 AM (Hx5uv)

4 The knockout game is an urban myth, nothing more, people.  Now, let us turn to the burning issue of racist graffiti at liberal colleges.

Posted by: The MSM, Now With 20% More Truthiness at December 09, 2013 10:45 AM (8ZskC)

5 Hee hee, ground and pound, that chick could make a fortune in MMA!

Posted by: joncelli at December 09, 2013 10:45 AM (RD7QR)

6 Benjamin Crump, call your office.

Posted by: Jaws at December 09, 2013 10:46 AM (4I3Uo)

7 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a malignant traitor.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) working from home at December 09, 2013 10:46 AM (PYAXX)

8 That woman didn't take any shit!


Posted by: EC at December 09, 2013 10:46 AM (GQ8sn)

9 I know it seems like a good idea at the time but it really is not a good to hit someone in the back of the head with your fist. Go for for the kidneys, it's much less painful for your knuckles.

Posted by: NvDude at December 09, 2013 10:46 AM (sV3Dv)

10 That woman didn't take any shit!

Like a cat.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at December 09, 2013 10:46 AM (ZKzrr)

11 And yet the MSM will still claim it is an urban legend. Also, that both people defending themselves are somehow in the wrong (especially the one who used the icky, icky gun).

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) working from home at December 09, 2013 10:47 AM (PYAXX)

12

The punk lived and appears to have suffered no permanent damage whatsoever.

 

I want a story with a happy ending, dammit!

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 09, 2013 10:47 AM (zF6Iw)

13 They should have let her keep smacking that dude for a while.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 09, 2013 10:47 AM (8ZskC)

14 She knocks him down, her boyfriend's kick ended it.  The rest of her punches are just sweet sweet humiliation.

Her boyfriend must have held back a little.  That kind of kick, delivered that way full force = dead.

Posted by: grognard at December 09, 2013 10:47 AM (/29Nl)

15 I can't quite tell, but it seems like the person recording the video captures the first few seconds just before the attacker runs up to the woman before the image goes crazy.  So this douchebag tries to run and gun and gets his ass handed back to him?

Hahaha....

Posted by: EC at December 09, 2013 10:48 AM (GQ8sn)

16 I want a story with a happy ending, dammit! That was the first one.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) working from home at December 09, 2013 10:48 AM (PYAXX)

17 2 Those things happen so fast -- I can't tell what's going on until he's already on the ground with the woman punching him.

Posted by: Mindy just wants you to be happy at December 09, 2013 02:45 PM (GRLuN)


Watching it again, you've got a point. One moment the guy is running toward her and the next moment she's got him on the ground.

Posted by: joncelli at December 09, 2013 10:48 AM (RD7QR)

18 And yet the MSM will still claim it is an urban legend. - Yeah, I've noticed that now that I use Bing as my search provider, the lead story is the Huff Po disinformation piece about knockout (Notouts?). And when you search Bing for the "Drudge Report," it's another Huff Po lead story that Drudge deigned to cover another story in the wake of Mandela's ascension into heaven. Re: the ass kicker, I'd love to get a resume from that woman.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at December 09, 2013 10:48 AM (Ec6wH)

19 That's so romantic!

Posted by: Caliban at December 09, 2013 10:48 AM (DrC22)

20

OK, 'rons, I'm out.  If I keep from drinking, I'll have a Marilyn Monroe story tomorrow morning.

 

Keep Cool and Keep Coolidge!

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 09, 2013 10:49 AM (zF6Iw)

21 The guy in the gray sweatshirt kicked him in the face.

That might have been why the perp stayed down.

Can't disagree with the lady's enthusiasm though.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 09, 2013 10:49 AM (oJ5Fd)

22

The article says  she started punching him AFTER the boyfriend delivers  a kick to  the face. 

 

I know you want the ladies to like you, Ace, but telling them  they can beat up boys  when they can't  won't do it. 

Posted by: BurtTC at December 09, 2013 10:50 AM (xCw24)

23 Whoa I want this woman to have my children

Posted by: Ncj at December 09, 2013 10:50 AM (fmjNz)

24 Americascivilwar.blogspot.com Anyone who plays the knockout game deserves a bullet in their head. It's such a destructive "game."

Posted by: Darian at December 09, 2013 10:50 AM (/zun9)

25 But if you're looking for more stringent retributions, some time ago a kid playing the Knockout Game (using a stungun rather than a fist) Tasered the wrong fella, and got himself shot twice. The punk lived and appears to have suffered no permanent damage whatsoever. Just as in business; location, location, location.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 09, 2013 10:51 AM (h1D+w)

26 oh, AllenG returns? The horde demands the truth.

Posted by: Mallfly at December 09, 2013 10:51 AM (bJm7W)

27 Right in the middle of a busy mall, no less.

Posted by: AmishDude at December 09, 2013 10:51 AM (T0NGe)

28 That "game" has not picked up a lot of steam where I live. Be a good way to get shot or stabbed around here. Guess the scumbags go play where they feel safe.

Posted by: tubal at December 09, 2013 10:51 AM (YEQ2h)

29 Saw that vid last night, showed it to the wife. Her response was "Hell yeah." I wonder if she would have done any actual damage if the boyfriend hadn't pushed her off.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 09, 2013 10:51 AM (da5Wo)

30 Ace the comments on that site/video are over the top racist. Not something I'd link.

Posted by: joe dagostino at December 09, 2013 10:51 AM (5vRRq)

31 Strange.  Only in the blue states or blue urban  centers does one hear of these things.

Posted by: Soona at December 09, 2013 10:52 AM (Tx68O)

32 Racist! And we all know these so-called knockout acts are the invention of the fevered imagination of the far right. /Slate. Or is it Salon. Eh. Same difference.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at December 09, 2013 10:52 AM (r+7wo)

33 Most of the MSM is silent on this.  I think it was on Friday on DK they were saying there is no knockdown game and it is the right wing conspiracy making it up to smear blacks and just be racist.

Posted by: Registered Voter at December 09, 2013 10:52 AM (AiKJm)

34 hell, that could have been Barky after Moochelle realized that last drumstick had somehow disappeared.

Posted by: Mallfly at December 09, 2013 10:52 AM (bJm7W)

35 Camera guys apparently knew what was coming.

Posted by: garrett at December 09, 2013 10:53 AM (P6gd3)

36 Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 09, 2013 02:51 PM (da5Wo)

The lady was hammering the back of his head and neck. And she was putting some shoulder into it. She might have done some damage....maybe a concussion.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 09, 2013 10:53 AM (oJ5Fd)

37 19 And yet the MSM will still claim it is an urban legend. - Yeah, I've noticed that now that I use Bing as my search provider, the lead story is the Huff Po disinformation piece about knockout (Notouts?). And when you search Bing for the "Drudge Report," it's another Huff Po lead story that Drudge deigned to cover another story in the wake of Mandela's ascension into heaven. Re: the ass kicker, I'd love to get a resume from that woman. Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at December 09, 2013 02:48 PM (Ec6wH) Even the reverend-ish Al Sharpton has spoken out against this knockout crap.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at December 09, 2013 10:54 AM (r+7wo)

38 I think its funny when people show up for a knockout game and instead a game of Blow Your Fuking Head Off breaks out.

Posted by: dirks strewn at December 09, 2013 10:54 AM (kfcYC)

39 The lady was hammering the back of his head and neck. And she was putting some shoulder into it. She might have done some damage....maybe a concussion.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 09, 2013 02:53 PM (oJ5Fd)

We can hope.

Posted by: tubal at December 09, 2013 10:55 AM (YEQ2h)

40 I personally would not have been offended had they dragged his ass outside for a good old fashioned curb stomping. It's the cure.

Posted by: Drider at December 09, 2013 10:55 AM (/VmYa)

41 Over/under until some asshole tries to blame the Knockout Game for killing someone, when it was for an entirely different reason?

Posted by: grognard at December 09, 2013 10:55 AM (/29Nl)

42 The horde demands the truth. When did that start?

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) working from home at December 09, 2013 10:55 AM (PYAXX)

43 The lady was hammering the back of his head and neck. And she was putting some shoulder into it. She might have done some damage....maybe a concussion. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 09, 2013 02:53 PM (oJ5Fd) I'd call that a good start.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 09, 2013 10:55 AM (da5Wo)

44 Filner post just got  sucker punched.   

Posted by: polynikes self proclaimed king of walked into a bar jokes at December 09, 2013 10:56 AM (m2CN7)

45 Is she White? Because White people aren't supposed to fight back.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 09, 2013 10:56 AM (oFCZn)

46 The thing about this is that I bet most of the victims of the knockout game are black, but as long as we have this stupid racial narrative they don't count. Our betters only care about black perpetrators, never their victims whether they are white or black.

Posted by: Roy at December 09, 2013 10:56 AM (75fUy)

47

>> I can't quite tell, but it seems like the person recording the video captures the first few seconds just before the attacker runs up to the woman before the image goes crazy. So this douchebag tries to run and gun and gets his ass handed back to him?
.

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.It appears to me he was with the guy trying to do the knock out game thing and recording it.  Not sure why he would be videoing anything else there.

Posted by: Registered Voter at December 09, 2013 10:57 AM (AiKJm)

48 The thing about this is that I bet most of the victims of the knockout game are black, but as long as we have this stupid racial narrative they don't count.



I've been watching this for years.  Most victims are white.  In some places, it is called "Polar Bear Hunting."

Posted by: grognard at December 09, 2013 10:57 AM (/29Nl)

49 47 Is she White?

Because White people aren't supposed to fight back.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 09, 2013 02:56 PM (oFCZn)

Around here - well - good luck with that theory.

Posted by: tubal at December 09, 2013 10:57 AM (YEQ2h)

50 the kick is up, and it's good.

Posted by: X at December 09, 2013 10:57 AM (KHo8t)

51 This story gives me a warm feeling where my heart would be - if I had one.

Posted by: Muad'dib at December 09, 2013 10:57 AM (KjlbF)

52 Almost seems like the camera person was in on it.

Posted by: EC at December 09, 2013 10:57 AM (GQ8sn)

53 The perp is lucky the boy friend was wearing gym shoes.

Posted by: Cicero Skip at December 09, 2013 10:58 AM (3m9Uc)

54 Ace and his MacGuffin post resonated. Mickey Kaus has a piece entitled "The Great MacGuffin"'over at Daily Caller. Hotair has it linked too.

Posted by: L, elle at December 09, 2013 10:59 AM (0xqKe)

55

We still haven't seen this in OKC.  Maybe it's because too many people are packing  heat. 

 

And,  I'm sure the mall where this took place was a gun free zone.  I wonder when these knockout game-players are going to up the ante and start shooting people. 

 

Oh.....wait....they've been doing that for years.

Posted by: Soona at December 09, 2013 10:59 AM (Tx68O)

56 I guess the moral of the story is don't stop at the guy doing the punching, but beat down his friend holding the camera at the ready, too.

Posted by: grognard at December 09, 2013 10:59 AM (/29Nl)

57 btw, Cracked just did a 5 BS News Stories That Fooled All Your Facebook Friends #5 was the Knockout Game. With a picture of Greg Gutfeld above the FoxNews logo. So you know it's fake. Seriously, though. Cracked is saying the KnockOut Game is just a media myth made up by right-wing crazies. #2 was the fake ping pong paddle knife catching video.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at December 09, 2013 10:59 AM (ZPrif)

58 A few days ago a friend of a friend's husband was murdered by two of "Obama's sons" who lured him out by a craigslist ad for an Ipad and then shot him point blank in a parking lot. Straight up racial attack, but we're not allowed to talk about it.

Posted by: Lauren at December 09, 2013 10:59 AM (hFL/3)

59 Almost seems like the camera person was in on it. It's a pretty high likelihood. Why else would they just *happen* to be recording and just *happen* to be recording pointing in the right direction? OTOH, good luck proving that in court.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) working from home at December 09, 2013 10:59 AM (PYAXX)

60

Videos like this could make me a fan of Instant Replay Review.

Posted by: garrett at December 09, 2013 10:59 AM (P6gd3)

61 Cracked is actually the most popular comedy site on the web nowadays.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at December 09, 2013 11:00 AM (ZPrif)

62 .......Seriously, though. Cracked is saying the KnockOut Game is just a media myth made up by right-wing crazies.......
Guess they're living up to their name then.

Posted by: tubal at December 09, 2013 11:00 AM (YEQ2h)

63 When I was a congressman, I didn't ever have to 'knockout' my victims with a roofie.

Posted by: Mayor Bob Filner at December 09, 2013 11:00 AM (Pr6hk)

64 Why, that young man could be my son!

*Dials Erik Holder to open DOJ inquiry into this blatant hate crime against another young Trayvon*

Posted by: Barack the Magnificent at December 09, 2013 11:01 AM (JRmiD)

65 Good for her!

Posted by: Carol at December 09, 2013 11:01 AM (z4WKX)

66 A few days ago a friend of a friend's husband was murdered by two of "Obama's sons" who lured him out by a craigslist ad for an Ipad and then shot him point blank in a parking lot.


RIP.  People really need to learn that their "fellow man" isn't trustworthy enough to go alone and unarmed to meet strangers in a parking lot.

A guy here was killed by two punks in the same way, when he met them to sell his truck.

Posted by: grognard at December 09, 2013 11:02 AM (/29Nl)

67 A few days ago a friend of a friend's husband was murdered by two of "Obama's sons" who lured him out by a craigslist ad for an Ipad and then shot him point blank in a parking lot. Sorry for that outcome, but NEVER sell or BUY anything in a parking lot after answering an add.

Posted by: Cicero Skip at December 09, 2013 11:02 AM (3m9Uc)

68 I'm beating my dick like a random Jew walking through Crown Heights.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at December 09, 2013 11:02 AM (CJjw5)

69 Almost seems like the camera person was in on it. It's a pretty high likelihood. Why else would they just *happen* to be recording and just *happen* to be recording pointing in the right direction? OTOH, good luck proving that in court. Check the perp's Facebook page. See if cameraman is "friends". Game. Set. Match.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 09, 2013 11:02 AM (h1D+w)

70 Whites and asians are deliberately targeted because many blacks think they won't fight back. Whites and asians disproportionately suffer racial crime from blacks. Inter-racial crime is heavily skewed with blacks as the aggressors.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at December 09, 2013 11:03 AM (ZPrif)

71 In real life, I remember to change my socks.

Posted by: Mindy at December 09, 2013 11:03 AM (GRLuN)

72

I've said it before but the  'knock out game'  has been around for decades.  What is recent is that they are recorded now  for the thugs viewing pleasure. 

Posted by: polynikes self proclaimed king of walked into a bar jokes at December 09, 2013 11:03 AM (m2CN7)

73 Posted by: Flatbush Joe at December 09, 2013 03:03 PM (ZPrif) I'm pretty sure you're a racist for bringing that up.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) working from home at December 09, 2013 11:03 AM (PYAXX)

74 "Sorry for that outcome, but NEVER sell or BUY anything in a parking lot after answering an add." Yeah, I've pretty much stopped using craigslist all together.

Posted by: Lauren at December 09, 2013 11:04 AM (hFL/3)

75 So awesome, it's like a Monday Gift.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 09, 2013 11:04 AM (IXrOn)

76 She beat that bitch like he was a Buckeye.











Sorry  --  had to do it.

Posted by: eleven at December 09, 2013 11:04 AM (KXm42)

77 Too bad you didn't see the camera guy flailing to the floor, too.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 09, 2013 11:04 AM (IXrOn)

78 For a real laugh, check out "Hunt Whitey Day" at the Iowa State Fair a few years back.

Posted by: grognard at December 09, 2013 11:05 AM (/29Nl)

79 In before the  peyos jokes.

Posted by: garrett at December 09, 2013 11:05 AM (P6gd3)

80 Meow.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 09, 2013 11:05 AM (IXrOn)

81 A few days ago a friend of a friend's husband was murdered by two of
"Obama's sons" who lured him out by a craigslist ad for an Ipad and then
shot him point blank in a parking lot.



I heard this story on the news this morning.


Posted by: EC at December 09, 2013 11:05 AM (GQ8sn)

82

But if you're looking for more stringent retributions, some time ago a kid playing the Knockout Game (using a stungun rather than a fist) Tasered the wrong fella, and got himself shot twice.

 

More people need to respond to the Knockout Game with the Glockout Game.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 09, 2013 11:05 AM (DrWcr)

83 Posted by: eleven at December 09, 2013 03:04 PM (KXm42) I started watching that game, but it was really *really* boring. So I played Halo 3 (again) instead.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) working from home at December 09, 2013 11:06 AM (PYAXX)

84 I'm not sure this is KO-game related. The camera picks up in the middle of what looked like an ongoing altercation. The woman looks black to me (she has on white gloves ? Everyone is bundled up.) And how do we know that is her boyfriend, instead of someone just jumping in to defend a lady? He backs off pretty quick. If that was my girlfriend I would have been pounding along with her instead of stopping her. Then she walks away without him also, it seems. Not sure this is what is seems. Maybe it is. Loved the perp getting his either way though : )

Posted by: petey at December 09, 2013 11:06 AM (3heRB)

85 HOW could you dare denigrate these young men for the time honored act of 'counting coup'

Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at December 09, 2013 11:07 AM (Pr6hk)

86 Did the punk on the ground send up a prayer to St. Traytable of Drank-n-Skittles?

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes C'est Magnifique at December 09, 2013 11:07 AM (P2Sby)

87 More people need to respond to the Knockout Game with the Glockout Game.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 09, 2013 03:05 PM (DrWcr)

I'm stealing "The Glockout Game", if you don't mind.

Posted by: tubal at December 09, 2013 11:07 AM (YEQ2h)

88 Things are going to get worse. 

Posted by: kathysaysso at December 09, 2013 11:07 AM (6H6o8)

89 More people need to respond to the Knockout Game with the Glockout Game.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 09, 2013 03:05 PM (DrWcr)


+1



Posted by: EC at December 09, 2013 11:07 AM (GQ8sn)

90 So, the girl that got hit and friend left. Did the cops ever show up? Also what ever happen to the NYC Guardian Angels? Why aren't they dealing a little pay back?

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 09, 2013 11:07 AM (0FSuD)

91 I can't say on here what I would to a person if they tried that with my wife assuming they got away.   Let's just say I would expend every single dollar we have making sure that person would never ever be capable of even thinking about doing it again.

Posted by: Registered Voter at December 09, 2013 11:07 AM (AiKJm)

92 Inter-racial rape statistics are the most skewed of all violent crimes. Rape is mainly committed by violent losers who can't get a woman to have sex with them cause of that whole "psycho rapist" vibe they give off. Women won't be alone in the same room with them, let alone date or sleep with them. The black psycho rapists often really want to have sex with a white woman as a status symbol. The white psycho rapists don't have similar infatuations with black women. Black on white rapes are literally orders of magnitude higher than white on black rapes. But we're not allowed to discuss this problem cause racism or slavery or something.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at December 09, 2013 11:08 AM (ZPrif)

93 The Right really needs its own answer to Huffington Post.  I'm annoyed by how "mainstream" that site is.

Posted by: Shoot Me at December 09, 2013 11:08 AM (qiXMt)

94 The woman  should  just  end  up  by  saying  "apology accepted".

Posted by: Roy at December 09, 2013 11:09 AM (VndSC)

95 If you try to knockout game a woman in a mall when she's probably stressed out because of the holidays, and her boyfriend who has an NFL kicker leg is right there, your gonna have bad time.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at December 09, 2013 11:09 AM (WdbF7)

96 95 The Right really needs its own answer to Huffington Post. I'm annoyed by how "mainstream" that site is. --- They merged with freaking Yahoo News, turning them "mainstream". Any attempt by Breitbart media to do something similar will end up becoming HuffPo under the old Breitbart name.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at December 09, 2013 11:10 AM (/Crba)

97 If this turd wasn't arrested, he's probably the butt of a million jokes between him and his friends by now.  Probably too embarrassed to ever show his face in public again.


Posted by: EC at December 09, 2013 11:10 AM (GQ8sn)

98

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93I can't say on here what I would to a person if they tried that with my wife assuming they got away. Let's just say I would expend every single dollar we have making sure that person would never everbe capable of even thinking about doing it again.

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newsletter?

 

Posted by: Bravo ! at December 09, 2013 11:10 AM (XGLac)

99 If this turd wasn't arrested, he's probably the butt of a million jokes between him and his friends by now. Probably too embarrassed to ever show his face in public again.



Well, that and the sunken craters from his shattered cheekbones.  That we'll probably have to pay to fix.

Posted by: grognard at December 09, 2013 11:11 AM (/29Nl)

100 Not sure this is what is seems. Maybe it is. Loved the perp getting his either way though : )

Posted by: petey at December 09, 2013 03:06 PM (3heRB)

 

I agree. 

Posted by: polynikes self proclaimed king of walked into a bar jokes at December 09, 2013 11:11 AM (m2CN7)

101 And speaking of Glock, I hear that Gaston Glock dumped his wife of 40-50 years for a 30 year old nurse.

At stake is her share to his $1.8 billion Euro company.

Posted by: EC at December 09, 2013 11:11 AM (GQ8sn)

102 I'm stealing "The Glockout Game", if you don't mind.

Posted by: tubal at December 09, 2013 03:07 PM (YEQ2h)

 

Be my guest.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 09, 2013 11:11 AM (DrWcr)

103 Daily Caller and Breitbart are clearly trying to be the HuffPo of the right. Daily Caller especially is doing more celebrity and bikini fluff stories. Good for them. DC has a Kate Upton bikini slide show.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at December 09, 2013 11:12 AM (ZPrif)

104 98 95 The Right really needs its own answer to Huffington Post. I'm annoyed by how "mainstream" that site is. That would be Drudge, which Huff Po copied, and has 100 times the traffic.

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 09, 2013 11:12 AM (0FSuD)

105 Wow: Video of mob of hundreds of topless lesbians assaulting a group of Christian men praying, arms linked, defending their church from attack --

http://tinyurl.com/p26z7tt

They had threatened to burn the church down, and the men surrounded the church to protect it, absorbing the violence with their own bodies.

Posted by: Beverly at December 09, 2013 11:13 AM (sYpNe)

106 I do hope that beating didn't effect his choir voice or lead him off the path he had just begun at becoming an upstanding citizen and turning his life around.

Posted by: RWC at December 09, 2013 11:13 AM (fWAjv)

107 PuffHo is "mainstream" because of how it's treated and linked to by the other "mainstream" news aggregators. No right-leaning site is going to get that.

Posted by: kartoffel at December 09, 2013 11:13 AM (EcHOO)

108

At stake is her share to his $1.8 billion Euro company.

 

I would move that if she can't field strip, clean and re-assemble a pistol in under 5 min, the  lawsuit should be thrown out.

Posted by: garrett at December 09, 2013 11:13 AM (P6gd3)

109 The HuffPo and BuzzFeed strategy works. 90% celebrity fluff, 10% leftard indoctrination.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at December 09, 2013 11:14 AM (ZPrif)

110 I'm not sure this is KO-game related. The camera picks up in the middle of what looked like an ongoing altercation. The woman looks black to me (she has on white gloves ?

Posted by: petey

No, the start has the perp running up to a woman walking towards the horizon, ie her back is towards the guy running to her.

I think he tried to hit her, landed a glancing blow, and lost his footing.

The only reason I think it was a knockout attempt is because of the guy filming. The chances of catching a random altercation that escalated in 2 seconds is unlikely.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at December 09, 2013 11:14 AM (B0gqn)

111 I know it's a few threads back (some of us work. Some of the time, anyway), but all the X-Files are free with Amazon Prime.

Posted by: RoyalOil at December 09, 2013 11:14 AM (VjL9S)

112 "I heard this story on the news this morning." So completely senseless. Leaves behind a one your old child and a devastated wife. All so Tyrone and Tyshawn (real names of the perps, not racism) could feel like big men and get in a gang or get Justice For Travon tm or whatever the hell motivates someone to kill an innocent man for no reason whatsofuckingever.

Posted by: Lauren at December 09, 2013 11:14 AM (hFL/3)

113

The apologists are out there.  One was on BOR show with Laura Ingraham and she blamed Fox news for fomenting hate.  Another POS blamed poverty and the high unemployment rate and somehow this is all coming from evil whites and jews.

 

I am sure that not having a father in the home to make a slipper out of a kid that pulls this shit has nothing to do with it.  Eric Holderl said that we are a nation of cowards and I guess he's right but not in the way he thinks he is.

Posted by: Cheri at December 09, 2013 11:15 AM (G+Wff)

114 Guys gonna show up for his Navigator job tomorrow all bruised up.

Posted by: wth at December 09, 2013 11:15 AM (wAQA5)

115 And speaking of Glock, I hear that Gaston Glock dumped his wife of 40-50 years for a 30 year old nurse.

At stake is her share to his $1.8 billion Euro company.

Posted by: EC at December 09, 2013 03:11 PM (GQ8sn)

 

That's gonna be one hell of a court battle.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 09, 2013 11:15 AM (DrWcr)

116 At stake is her share to his $1.8 billion Euro company.

I would move that if she can't field strip, cleanand re-assemble a pistol in under 5 min, the lawsuit should be thrown out.

Posted by: garrett at December 09, 2013 03:13 PM (P6gd3)


A chimp could  field  strip  and  reassemble  a  glock.   That's one of the beauties of the glock.   I can't understand why its hated by some on the same level as  some hate   Apple.

Posted by: polynikes self proclaimed king of walked into a bar jokes at December 09, 2013 11:16 AM (m2CN7)

117 Posted by: Beverly at December 09, 2013 03:13 PM (sYpNe) What gun for crazed womynz?

Posted by: RWC at December 09, 2013 11:17 AM (fWAjv)

118 A chimp could field strip and reassemble a glock. That's one of the beauties of the glock. I can't understand why its hated by some on the same level as some hate Apple.


The only thing I don't like is that you have to pull the trigger first.

Other than that, it's cake.

Posted by: EC at December 09, 2013 11:17 AM (GQ8sn)

119 whatever the hell motivates someone to kill an innocent man for no reason whatsofuckingever.


Probably just his iPad.  The fact that he was white is a bonus.

Posted by: grognard at December 09, 2013 11:17 AM (/29Nl)

120 Lauren, prayers for the family. So senseless and evil.

Posted by: Mindy at December 09, 2013 11:17 AM (GRLuN)

121

A chimp could field strip and reassemble a glock.

 

 

But, can she?

Posted by: garrett at December 09, 2013 11:17 AM (P6gd3)

122 "Face Punt"

Posted by: Ed at December 09, 2013 11:18 AM (+IAze)

123 Hmmm.... doesn't this constitute a REAL War on Women?

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 09, 2013 11:18 AM (lZBBB)

124 Sorry for that outcome, but NEVER sell or BUY anything in a parking lot after answering an add.

Posted by: Cicero Skip at December 09, 2013 03:02 PM (3m9Uc)

 

 

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And especially don't go buying in that type of situation, because they know you're coming with cash in your pocket.

 

 

 

Posted by: Soona at December 09, 2013 11:18 AM (Tx68O)

125 Michael Barone picks up the macguffin too, also citing Ace.

Posted by: soothie at December 09, 2013 11:18 AM (mcdVj)

126 Cracked does the same thing. 5 things we hate: Feeling bloated, being stuck in traffic, co-workers with bad breath, Republicans, losing your wallet. funny thing, dumb thing, celebrity thing, Republicans are nazis, bikini picture!

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at December 09, 2013 11:19 AM (ZPrif)

127
I can't understand why its hated by some on the same level as some hate Apple.

---- 

First popular tupperware  handgun.  Hated by the Purists.

Has no safety.   Hated by the "OMG guns" crowd.

Became number one issue weapon of the popo.  Hated by "Hate the Man" crowd.

Posted by: fixerupper at December 09, 2013 11:19 AM (nELVU)

128 "Probably just his iPad. The fact that he was white is a bonus." No, the murderers were posing as sellers. It was a total set up to kill whoever came to buy it.

Posted by: Lauren at December 09, 2013 11:19 AM (hFL/3)

129 No, the murderers were posing as sellers. It was a total set up to kill whoever came to buy it.



Oops, sorry, misread on my part.  Probably just robbery then - counting on him to have cash.

Posted by: grognard at December 09, 2013 11:20 AM (/29Nl)

130 If any handguns would be Apple products, it would be big-name expensive 1911 clones. You're paying for style and the stamp on the slide.

Posted by: kartoffel at December 09, 2013 11:21 AM (EcHOO)

131 I know you want the ladies to like you, Ace, but telling them they can beat up boys when they can't won't do it.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 09, 2013 02:50 PM (xCw24)



Depends on the girl, honey. And the equalizer chosen, and the training. And the caliber.

Posted by: tcn at December 09, 2013 11:21 AM (fwcEs)

132 So completely senseless. Leaves behind a one your old child and a devastated wife. All so Tyrone and Tyshawn (real names of the perps, not racism) could feel like big men and get in a gang or get Justice For Travon tm or whatever the hell motivates someone to kill an innocent man for no reason whatsofuckingever.

Posted by: Lauren at December 09, 2013 03:14 PM (hFL/3)

That's because the black community does not really see whites or any other color as really human. We are just objects to be used however. Add hatred and resentment taught to them by hustlers and Democrats - you have mindless violence. Once upon a time blacks were viewed this way, but so were Jews, and Indians and Irish and so on and on and on.
People do this shit all the time. It's tribalism. Which means we have to get serious about taking care of us, because the asshole in charge in Washington loves it, and wants it. Be prepared, everyone.

Posted by: tubal at December 09, 2013 11:22 AM (YEQ2h)

133 Posted by: fixerupper at December 09, 2013 03:19 PM (nELVU) I'm not exactly up to my eyeballs in the gun culture, but I've never found anyone who actively dislikes Glock. At most, I've found people who feel about them like I feel about Apple- yeah, they're a good product, but why the fanboi love?

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) working from home at December 09, 2013 11:22 AM (PYAXX)

134 The only thing I don't like is that you have to pull the trigger first. To release the safety......

Posted by: rickb223 at December 09, 2013 11:22 AM (h1D+w)

135
First popular tupperware handgun. Hated by the Purists.

Has no safety. Hated by the "OMG guns" crowd.

Became number one issue weapon of the popo. Hated by "Hate the Man" crowd.


Plus, they're made from porcelain and cost more than you make in a month!!!


Posted by: EC at December 09, 2013 11:23 AM (GQ8sn)

136 Has no safety. Hated by the "OMG guns" crowd. --- There is a slide lock and a trigger safety on it. It tends to work as long as you don't screw around with it while your finger is on the trigger, like that dumbass Plaxico Burress did when he shot himself.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at December 09, 2013 11:23 AM (/Crba)

137 In a nutshell, Trayvon Martin is dead because he played the Knockout Game and lost.  Once you know his history, it tells you exactly why he doubled back on Zim.


Posted by: grognard at December 09, 2013 11:24 AM (/29Nl)

138 The only thing I don't like is that you have to pull the trigger first.



To release the safety......

Posted by: rickb223 at December 09, 2013 03:22 PM (h1D+w)



Yes, I just think it can be done without doing so first.



Posted by: EC at December 09, 2013 11:24 AM (GQ8sn)

139 Ah, just saw Kaus picked up the MacGuffin theme.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at December 09, 2013 11:24 AM (ZPrif)

140 Ah, just saw Kaus picked up the MacGuffin theme. Yeah, but he ruined a perfectly good piece on how "economic equality" is impossible by pining for "social equality." Sometimes I forget that Kaus is a Democrat.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) working from home at December 09, 2013 11:26 AM (PYAXX)

141 Ace's MacGuffin brings all the boys to the yard.

Posted by: garrett at December 09, 2013 11:26 AM (P6gd3)

142 During my stint in MSRRF (Mall Security Rapid Reaction Force) we found the Glocks to be too unreliable and low powered so our standard issue sidearm was a DE .50 (to fight back to the Barrett .50)

Posted by: RWC at December 09, 2013 11:27 AM (fWAjv)

143 off to find that piece of hilarity

Posted by: RWC at December 09, 2013 11:28 AM (fWAjv)

144 Has no safety. Hated by the "OMG guns" crowd.

---

There is a slide lock and a trigger safety on it.

It tends to work as long as you don't screw around with it while your finger is on the trigger, like that dumbass Plaxico Burress did when he shot himself.

Posted by: Bradon in Baton Rouge with a nic of unbroken text  at December 09, 2013 03:23 PM (/Crba)

 

I believe he meant manual safety.  And the glock has three passive safeties.  The trigger safety, the firing pin safety and the drop safety.   Yes I am a fan bois. 

Posted by: polynikes self proclaimed king of walked into a bar jokes at December 09, 2013 11:28 AM (m2CN7)

145 Though, I'll say this- if American Politics really has become MacGuffinized, then that's actually a good thing for us. Many of our policies are... difficult to swallow. They require sacrifice and some amount of privation. If we turn them into MacGuffins with Conservatives as the "Heroes" we'll actually stand a better chance of winning. Of course, that would require "our" outlets to go along with it, instead of trying to remain "above the fray."

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) working from home at December 09, 2013 11:29 AM (PYAXX)

146 During my stint in MSRRF (Mall Security Rapid Reaction Force) we found the Glocks to be too unreliable and low powered so our standard issue sidearm was a DE .50 (to fight back to the Barrett .50)


Homo!

My standard kit for Fast Action Response Team duty was two Desert Eagles .50AE with RMR reflex sights and extended magazines!


Posted by: EC at December 09, 2013 11:29 AM (GQ8sn)

147 No, the murderers were posing as sellers. It was a total set up to kill whoever came to buy it.

According to the Professional Race 'Bater at the local fishwrap, the only reasons there's homicide in Indianapolis are 1) not enough money flowing from the white communities that surround the city into the black neighborhoods, 2) no light rail, and 3) Republicans.

The people who fucked Tyrone and Tyshawn into being and then didn't do a fucking thing over the next several years to mold them into decent human beings are totally blameless. 

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at December 09, 2013 11:30 AM (ZKzrr)

148

>>>During my stint in MSRRF (Mall Security Rapid Reaction Force) we found the Glocks to be too unreliable and low powered so our standard issue sidearm was a DE .50 (to fight back to the Barrett .50)

.

.

.Are you the mythical Mall Ninja?

Posted by: Registered Voter at December 09, 2013 11:30 AM (AiKJm)

149 My standard kit for Fast Action Response Team duty was two Desert Eagles You misspelled "a pack of strike-anywhere matches."

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) working from home at December 09, 2013 11:30 AM (PYAXX)

150 Many of our policies are... difficult to swallow. They require sacrifice and some amount of privation. If we turn them into MacGuffins with Conservatives as the "Heroes" we'll actually stand a better chance of winning.



Bill Whittle is working on something along those lines.  Edgy post-apocalyptic resistance. 

Posted by: grognard at December 09, 2013 11:30 AM (/29Nl)

151 You misspelled "a pack of strike-anywhere matches."


Dessert Eagles?


Posted by: EC at December 09, 2013 11:31 AM (GQ8sn)

152 If any handguns would be Apple products, it would be big-name expensive 1911 clones. You're paying for style and the stamp on the slide. aka, Kimber.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 09, 2013 11:31 AM (h1D+w)

153 Yes I am a fan bois.

Posted by: polynikes self proclaimed king of walked into a bar jokes at December 09, 2013 03:28 PM (m2CN7)


----

The only thing I do not like about Glocks is the polyagonal rifling on the stock barrel.   Doesnt work well for PB projectiles.


Posted by: fixerupper at December 09, 2013 11:31 AM (nELVU)

154 Remember this is NO race war, unless a Black gets hurt. Check this out. http://tinyurl.com/kraxz54

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 09, 2013 11:31 AM (0FSuD)

155 Gateway Pundit has a story about farm subsidy abuse. Apparently the viciously anti-white racist Farakkhan has been sucking on the farm subsidy teat. The spread of "urban farms" is mostly due to subsidy abuse like this.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at December 09, 2013 11:32 AM (ZPrif)

156 Bill Whittle is working on something along those lines. Edgy post-apocalyptic resistance. Bill Whittle is one of the few who understand that, in some way, form IS function and we need to do better at controlling the form.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) working from home at December 09, 2013 11:32 AM (PYAXX)

157 oh this is rich the biggest personal data miners (twitter, myface, apple, etc) write letter to their hero obama on govt spying and freedoms

Posted by: soothie at December 09, 2013 11:32 AM (mcdVj)

158 If Matt Prater ever needs a backup, this guy may have a contract waiting for him.  That kick may not have carried 64 yards, but he got a lot of leg into that one.

Posted by: Keith Arnold at December 09, 2013 11:32 AM (DMtT+)

159 There is a slide lock and a trigger safety on it. It tends to work as long as you don't screw around with it while your finger is on the trigger, like that dumbass Plaxico Burress did when he shot himself. And numerous cops while reholstering the gun.....

Posted by: rickb223 at December 09, 2013 11:32 AM (h1D+w)

160 ...and I'm not going to blame the victim, but don't ever go to someone's house.  There's been a number of "guy went to buy/sell something off Craigslist and got dead" stories around the country over the past five years. 

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at December 09, 2013 11:32 AM (ZKzrr)

161 This black-on-white hate crime was happening when I was a U of Illinois back in the early 90s. Of course, we white suburbanite college boys were supposed to travel in groups or take the Slut Line (night time bus provided to females) when going thru darkest Champaign. I learned to carry a big knife, which probably would have been used against me, but I said, what the fuck, I'll die fighting. It's kind of nice to be in charge of hiring decisions now...

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at December 09, 2013 11:32 AM (Ec6wH)

162 If any handguns would be Apple products, it would be big-name expensive 1911 clones. You're paying for style and the stamp on the slide.


aka, Kimber.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 09, 2013 03:31 PM (h1D+w)


Forget Kimber, have you seen some of the Ed Brown stuff? 


Insane!

Posted by: EC at December 09, 2013 11:33 AM (GQ8sn)

163 ...and I'm not going to blame the victim, but don't ever go to someone's house. There's been a number of "guy went to buy/sell something off Craigslist and got dead" stories around the country over the past five years. Yep. Always meet someplace very public and very well lit.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) working from home at December 09, 2013 11:33 AM (PYAXX)

164 aka, Kimber.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 09, 2013 03:31 PM (h1D+w)


----


Now there's a set of fan bois I love out-shooting with my $400 dollar Rock Island Armory "piece of shit" GI 1911.

Posted by: fixerupper at December 09, 2013 11:34 AM (nELVU)

165 My MacGuffin brings all the boys to the yard, And they're like It's better than yours, Damn right it's better than yours, I can teach you, But I have to charge

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at December 09, 2013 11:34 AM (ZPrif)

166 My standard kit for Fast Action Response Team Posted by: EC at December 09, 2013 03:29 PM (GQ8sn)
Wow, a FART team.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 09, 2013 11:34 AM (S+wJC)

167 Yep. Always meet someplace very public and very well lit.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) working from home at December 09, 2013 03:33 PM (PYAXX)



Inside a gun store.


Posted by: EC at December 09, 2013 11:34 AM (GQ8sn)

168 Why can't people get the term right?  You "whale" on someone when you beat him up, you don't "wail."  That's moaning and crying, or something with guitars.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 09, 2013 11:34 AM (BDU/a)

169 My standard kit for Fast Action Response Team duty was two Desert Eagles .50AE with RMR reflex sights and extended magazines! Posted by: EC at December 09, 2013 03:29 PM (GQ8sn) Pffft. http://tinyurl.com/8tr9acq Are you the mythical Mall Ninja? Posted by: Registered Voter at December 09, 2013 03:30 PM (AiKJm) No. Wish I could troll that hard.

Posted by: RWC at December 09, 2013 11:34 AM (fWAjv)

170 Insane!

Posted by: EC at December 09, 2013 03:33 PM (GQ8sn)

Wilson too.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 09, 2013 11:34 AM (oJ5Fd)

171 Sharpton comes out against these attacks.  It is about time he did something positive amongst his years of gaming the system and shaking down any corporation that he could.  Where are the rest of the voices from the black community?  The head law enforcement officer who called us all cowards won't.

Posted by: Cheri at December 09, 2013 11:35 AM (G+Wff)

172 Posted by: soothie at December 09, 2013 03:32 PM (mcdVj) Slight difference- I don't actually HAVE to use any of their services. The gov't is more... compulsory.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) working from home at December 09, 2013 11:35 AM (PYAXX)

173 the biggest personal data miners (twitter, myface, apple, etc) write letter to their hero obama on govt spying and freedoms

If you're not already depressed, realize the same gov't that couldn't get a working insurance website built for 400% normal retail cost has multiple flavors of surveillance software that work just fine.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at December 09, 2013 11:35 AM (ZKzrr)

174 I can't wait until they finally start shoveling dirt on Mandela.

Posted by: Soona at December 09, 2013 11:35 AM (Tx68O)

175 "Yep. Always meet someplace very public and very well lit." From my understanding he did. He went to a public place in the middle of the afternoon.

Posted by: Lauren at December 09, 2013 11:35 AM (hFL/3)

176 Apparently the viciously anti-white racist Farakkhan has been sucking on the farm subsidy teat. The spread of "urban farms" is mostly due to subsidy abuse like this. Posted by: Flatbush Joe at December 09, 2013 03:32 PM (ZPrif) Nation of Islam has been buying farms in MS for years. They want to colonize the state. Good luck with that.

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 09, 2013 11:36 AM (0FSuD)

177 Wow, a FART team.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 09, 2013 03:34 PM (S+wJC)



I wondered how long it would take for someone to see that!

Posted by: EC at December 09, 2013 11:36 AM (GQ8sn)

178 Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at December 09, 2013 03:32 PM (Ec6wH)



Champaign/Urbana is one of the "ground zero" locations for the Knockout Game.  From the research I did about 1.5 years ago, the vast majority of reported cases were in Champaign/Urbana or in Philly.

I stopped keeping track because I didn't have time to keep compiling data.  It was also getting more challenging to get good sources other than the Illinois Nazis.  The MFM largely embargoed it, so those who picked it up overwhelmingly had a pretty bad agenda.  I didn't use those reports at all.

Hundreds of cases in a three year span, regardless.


Posted by: grognard at December 09, 2013 11:36 AM (/29Nl)

179 The only thing I do not like about Glocks is the polyagonal rifling on the stock barrel. Doesnt work well for PB projectiles.

Posted by: fixerupper at December 09, 2013 03:31 PM (nELVU)

 

Are you test firing your  Glock at the CERN facility?

Posted by: polynikes self proclaimed king of walked into a bar jokes at December 09, 2013 11:36 AM (m2CN7)

180 177 I can't wait until they finally start shoveling dirt on Mandela.

Posted by: Soona at December 09, 2013 03:35 PM (Tx68O)

If it was up to the Left, they'd stick his ass in a glass coffin, and queue up the faithful to pass by, at the Lincoln memorial

Posted by: tubal at December 09, 2013 11:37 AM (YEQ2h)

181

>>>Are you the mythical Mall Ninja?
Posted by: Registered Voter at December 09, 2013 03:30 PM (AiKJm)

No. Wish I could troll that hard.

.

.

.That was epic trolling, he was the Master.  Wonder why we haven't seen him since?

Posted by: Registered Voter at December 09, 2013 11:37 AM (AiKJm)

182 From my understanding he did. He went to a public place in the middle of the afternoon. I haven't read the article, but when I say "public place" I mean inside the public place- meet inside the Starbucks, for instance. It's not foolproof, of course, but it's a lot safer than even "a well lit parking lot," or "the parking lot outside" MegaStore X.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) working from home at December 09, 2013 11:37 AM (PYAXX)

183 Now there's a set of fan bois I love out-shooting with my $400 dollar Rock Island Armory "piece of shit" GI 1911. A gun is like a car. Doesn't matter if you are racing Trabants if you can't drive that Ferrari.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 09, 2013 11:38 AM (h1D+w)

184 I wondered how long it would take for someone to see that! I would like to point out I saw it immediately. Thus the "matches" reference.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) working from home at December 09, 2013 11:38 AM (PYAXX)

185
From my understanding he did. He went to a public place in the middle of the afternoon.


His only defense was to sit in his car and wait.  Don't tell the other party what you drive. When they showed themselves, size them up, and decide to leave or stay. 

Also, taking someone along is a damn good idea.

Posted by: grognard at December 09, 2013 11:38 AM (/29Nl)

186 Don't be too mean about Mandela, Drew will get his panties all wadded up.

Posted by: kartoffel at December 09, 2013 11:38 AM (EcHOO)

187 If it was up to the Left, they'd stick his ass in a glass coffin, and queue up the faithful to pass by, at the Lincoln memorial

Posted by: tubal at December 09, 2013 03:37 PM (YEQ2h)

 

 

----------------------------------------------

 

 

Oh, shit.  Didn't think about a Mandela "World Tour".

Posted by: Soona at December 09, 2013 11:39 AM (Tx68O)

188 Are you test firing your Glock at the CERN facility?

 Posted by: polynikes

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????

Sorry man..... you lost me on the atom smasher  reference.....

Posted by: fixerupper at December 09, 2013 11:40 AM (nELVU)

189 Champaign/Urbana is one of the "ground zero" locations for the Knockout Game. ------- So you're saying I made a wise decision not going back for Homecoming? That, and our football team sucks.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at December 09, 2013 11:40 AM (Ec6wH)

190 Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at December 09, 2013 03:35 PM (ZKzrr) Given the most recent revelation, I want a FOIA on how much the government spends one Wow accounts (and where I an get the job to play them for the NSA )

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) (tablet) at December 09, 2013 11:41 AM (a8eFL)

191 Are you test firing your Glock at the CERN facility?

Posted by: polynikes

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????

Sorry man..... you lost me on the atom smasher reference.....

Posted by: fixerupper at December 09, 2013 03:40 PM (nELVU)

 

I thought you were talking about atom smashing with the PB projectile comment.   I don't know what the means other than  in regard  to  atom smashing.    Educate me . 

Posted by: polynikes self proclaimed king of walked into a bar jokes at December 09, 2013 11:41 AM (m2CN7)

192 So you're saying I made a wise decision not going back for Homecoming?

That, and our football team sucks.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at December 09, 2013 03:40 PM (Ec6wH)



Nuking it from orbit is the only way to be sure.


Pretty sure the whole damn thing is due to Illinois yutes.  Peoria and Chicago being other notable infestations.

Posted by: grognard at December 09, 2013 11:42 AM (/29Nl)

193 Relative of mine did the craigslist thing. I told her not to. Dude advertised "computer repair". From his shitty ass apartment. She gave her laptop to uber-tattoo dude and ... he kept it. Thanks for the laptop sucker. She just got scammed. Could've been worse. Fucking idiot drove over to his shitty apartment in a not good neighborhood with her infant in the backseat. She called the cops, cops said they were too busy. When psycho found out he made threatening, but vague, calls to her. I told her to just drop the issue, don't get involved any more with the obvious psycho criminal who knows where you live. Just accept you lost a laptop. You have kids to protect. Walk away with your lesson learned. She said she didn't want to be judgmental against the tattoos and obvious poverty and sketchiness. Idiot.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at December 09, 2013 11:42 AM (ZPrif)

194 171 Why can't people get the term right? You "whale" on someone when you beat him up, you don't "wail." That's moaning and crying, or something with guitars.
-----

I loose my mind when people make errors like that. Why can't they just tow the line?

Posted by: Biff Boffo at December 09, 2013 11:43 AM (YmPwQ)

195 189 Don't be too mean about Mandela, Drew will get his panties all wadded up.

Posted by: kartoffel at December 09, 2013 03:38 PM (EcHOO)

Don't want to do that, talking about the terrorist with a really good PR team.

Posted by: tubal at December 09, 2013 11:43 AM (YEQ2h)

196 This is all a myth.  There's no way something like this could happen in a gun free zone like a mall.

Posted by: Huffingpaint Post at December 09, 2013 11:43 AM (+H/11)

197
thought you were talking about atom smashing with the PB projectile comment. I don't know what the means other than in regard to atom smashing. Educate me .

Posted by: polynikes self proclaimed king of walked into a bar jokes at December 09, 2013 03:41 PM (m2CN7)


Hehe... sorry.   PB.... lead.... cast lead bullets.   They don't perform well in polyagonal rifling.


Posted by: fixerupper at December 09, 2013 11:44 AM (nELVU)

198 This is all just fodder for gun confiscations and ultimately martial law. If you can take a populace, break it apart, and permanently Balkanize it--then it is ripe for the dictator's boot. Look at the divides between Black/White/Brown, it is wider, deeper, and uglier than at any point in my lifetime. That's just race. Then come all the Special Snowflake Schisms wherein it is possible to insult someone simply by not celebrating their Specialness with enough fervor. Heck, every single vajayjay must be bedazzled and yet it must be taken oh so syriasly for its political acumen.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes C'est Magnifique at December 09, 2013 11:44 AM (P2Sby)

199 She said she didn't want to be judgmental against the tattoos and obvious poverty and sketchiness. Idiot.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at December 09, 2013 03:42 PM (ZPrif)

 

 

-------------------------------------------

 

 

Man or woman, if they have a tattoo on their face, stay the fuck away from them.

Posted by: Soona at December 09, 2013 11:44 AM (Tx68O)

200 She said she didn't want to be judgmental against the tattoos and obvious poverty and sketchiness. O_o? Seriously? Then, with due respect to you- she gets what she deserves. Since when did "using good sense" become "judgmental?"

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) working from home at December 09, 2013 11:45 AM (PYAXX)

201 She said she didn't want to be judgmental against the tattoos and obvious poverty and sketchiness. Idiot.



The idea that discrimination is always wrong is damaging and killing people.  Discrimination is often the spidey-sense that tells us when something is fucked up and we need to leave.

When we override that instinct, bad things happen.

Posted by: grognard at December 09, 2013 11:45 AM (/29Nl)

202 A nice field expedient weapon one can carry without comment by LE is a 10 dollar roll of quarters...

I have never heard of a municipality that tries to label a roll of coins a concealed weapon....

Posted by: sven at December 09, 2013 11:45 AM (9jfyN)

203 Did anyone call the amberlamps?

Posted by: TexBob at December 09, 2013 11:46 AM (/1uBS)

204 It's dangerous for citizens to carry guns, that's what my armed guard says.

Posted by: Bob Costas at December 09, 2013 11:46 AM (SV01K)

205 The wonderful novelist W.E.B. Griffin has a novel (which I've not yet read) called, "The Vigilantes". It explores, I understand, some of the possibilities of random street violence.

Posted by: Ein Biobauer mit einem präzisen Gewehr at December 09, 2013 11:46 AM (1/4XQ)

206 amberlamps? Is that like the red-light district, but cheaper?

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) working from home at December 09, 2013 11:47 AM (PYAXX)

207 OT: Z list celebrity Tila Tequila has gone Nazi. No, really. She has a pro-Hitler webpage on Facebook complete with a picture of a hot girl (her?) in a Nazi uniform (of sorts) in front of a death camp and rants parasites etc.  I can't get tinyurl to work but it is linked on Twitchy.

Posted by: WalrusRex at December 09, 2013 11:47 AM (XUKZU)

208 201 Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes C'est Magnifique at December 09, 2013 03:44 PM (P2Sby)

If I ever get the money and the time to create "Moron Ranch and Retreat" I promise you can get your hermit on and avoid special snowflakes.

Posted by: sven at December 09, 2013 11:47 AM (9jfyN)

209 Is anyone else having problems with Tiny Urls? My virus program keeps closing it down. When I go to google and try to get on it also won't go one.

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 09, 2013 11:47 AM (0FSuD)

210 When "preparedness" became "paranoia".

It's one thing to build a bunker in the badlands of North Dakota (though that is looking better and better each day). It's another to get a CCW permit. The leftards love to equate the two.

Posted by: Biff Boffo at December 09, 2013 11:48 AM (YmPwQ)

211 Wait until someone defends themselves against a knockout gamer with one, it'll be a felony to have more than 4 quarters on your person in all major cities

Posted by: kartoffel at December 09, 2013 11:48 AM (EcHOO)

212 Heck, every single vajayjay must be bedazzled and yet it must be taken oh so syriasly for its political acumen.

Remember when it was insulting to suggest that women were a life support system for a vajayjay?  Now it's practically in the Dems' platform.

Posted by: Ian S. at December 09, 2013 11:48 AM (B/VB5)

213 A nice field expedient weapon one can carry without comment by LE is a 10 dollar roll of quarters... I have never heard of a municipality that tries to label a roll of coins a concealed weapon.... And carried in a sock is just for safety. In case the wrapper breaks....

Posted by: rickb223 at December 09, 2013 11:48 AM (h1D+w)

214 The idea that discrimination is always wrong is damaging and killing people. Discrimination is often the spidey-sense that tells us when something is fucked up and we need to leave.

When we override that instinct, bad things happen.

Posted by: grognard at December 09, 2013 03:45 PM (/29Nl)

Amen to that. Anyone who walks around and does not discriminate is a damned fool. Just waiting to be victimized. Also known as having not one damned bit of "street smarts".

Posted by: tubal at December 09, 2013 11:49 AM (YEQ2h)

215 This is all just fodder for gun confiscations and ultimately martial law. If you can take a populace, break it apart, and permanently Balkanize it--then it is ripe for the dictator's boot. Look at the divides between Black/White/Brown, it is wider, deeper, and uglier than at any point in my lifetime. That's just race. Then come all the Special Snowflake Schisms wherein it is possible to insult someone simply by not celebrating their Specialness with enough fervor. Heck, every single vajayjay must be bedazzled and yet it must be taken oh so syriasly for its political acumen.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes C'est Magnifique at December 09, 2013 03:44 PM (P2Sby)

 

 

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It's one of the reasons I'm thankful to live in OK.  We  certainly have our own brand of moonbats, but compared to other parts of the country, I'm counting my blessings  to where I live.

 

 

Posted by: Soona at December 09, 2013 11:49 AM (Tx68O)

216 Yep. Always meet someplace very public and very well lit. Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) working from home at December 09, 2013 03:33 PM (PYAXX) He did. Parking lot of an apt complex in the afternoon. Here's a better location: lobby of the local police station. If they balk you know that they are going to rob you, are selling hot merchandise, or have outstanding warrants and the cops know them by sight.

Posted by: Dr. Jesse Pinkman at December 09, 2013 11:49 AM (h4eud)

217 214 kartoffel at December 09, 2013 03:48 PM (EcHOO)

Perhaps, of course the out of favor religions in England tended to eventually tire of the codified persecution and left as did the Hugenots in Fwance...

if Democrats of good character won't contain their pets there either needs to be a reckoning or an exodus.

Posted by: sven at December 09, 2013 11:50 AM (9jfyN)

218 He could have missed and kicked the shit out of her head. So very glad he didn't miss!

Posted by: t-bird at December 09, 2013 11:50 AM (FcR7P)

219 212 Is anyone else having problems with Tiny Urls? My virus program keeps closing it down. When I go to google and try to get on it also won't go one.
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 09, 2013 03:47 PM (0FSuD)
I can't even get to tinyurl.com at the moment.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 09, 2013 11:50 AM (S+wJC)

220 Apropos of the kitty thread, just got a huge package in the mail, which assembled, is now a cat climbing apparatus sent as a Christmas gift from my Mother. Nice thing, navy blue and sisal, with three or four levels, a couple hidey spots. The cats helped me put it together, so I say it's already a success.

Posted by: Lincolntf at December 09, 2013 11:50 AM (ZshNr)

221 This is not about woman being "knocked out" its about OPPRESSION of the Black man and RACISM!!!!!!!

Posted by: Chris Hayes at December 09, 2013 11:50 AM (wmU4G)

222 I still say one of my strangest experiences was waking up in the middle of the night, turning on the news, and seeing a coffin strapped to a Lincoln speeding down a snowy Norko highway.

Posted by: Dr. Jesse Pinkman at December 09, 2013 11:51 AM (h4eud)

223 #211 Thanks, Sven. I do hermit very well. My point is I do not care what floats your Love Boat, but, geez, Louise and Mary or Phil and Larry, I do not need to worship it or pay for it.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes C'est Magnifique at December 09, 2013 11:51 AM (P2Sby)

224 And this is why I don't go near Suitcase City. If you're from Tampa, you know exactly what I'm talking about.

Posted by: FGCUJames at December 09, 2013 11:51 AM (BmhuH)

225 Tinyurl now shows on Google to be on a global blacklist. WTF?

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 09, 2013 11:51 AM (0FSuD)

226 Yeah, at least meet someplace you know has surveillance cameras. Inside a mall is good for that.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at December 09, 2013 11:51 AM (ZPrif)

227 172 RWC at December 09, 2013 03:34 PM (fWAjv)

Gekko 45 ascended to cyber Valhalla

Posted by: sven at December 09, 2013 11:52 AM (9jfyN)

228 I have never heard of a municipality that tries to label a roll of coins a concealed weapon.... Posted by: sven at December 09, 2013 03:45 PM (9jfyN) I carry a sap.

Posted by: Velvet Ambition at December 09, 2013 11:52 AM (R8hU8)

229 "not being judgemental" Heh, yet another of The Deceiver's devious modern social creations.

Posted by: soothie at December 09, 2013 11:52 AM (mcdVj)

230 205 A nice field expedient weapon one can carry without comment by LE is a 10 dollar roll of quarters... I have never heard of a municipality that tries to label a roll of coins a concealed weapon.... Posted by: sven at December 09, 2013 03:45 PM (9jfyN) Throw the quarters in his face. Although it may not inflict that much damage, it is likely to startle the person. This can give you a few precious seconds to escape from his grasp. Run while the attacker is startled. You should not attempt to beat down the attacker with the roll of quarters. You should merely use it as a nuisance object that can give you the time to run for help. This is why you don't get self-defense tips from eHow. SMH.

Posted by: RWC at December 09, 2013 11:52 AM (fWAjv)

231 He went to a public place in the middle of the afternoon.

He went to an apartment complex in a shitty neighborhood.  (Fairly close to my work, but one look at the crime map and I said "Oh FUCK no.")


Anyway, local media has completely forgot about Tyrone and Tyshaune and are pimping firearm confiscation because two dipshits didn't store/handle theirs properly and two kids died in accidents over the weekend.  One idiot left a loaded weapon where a 3-year-old could get it, the other was a twit who pointed a loaded weapon at a party.  And now it's time to void the Second Amendment. *scowl*

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at December 09, 2013 11:52 AM (ZKzrr)

232 Wasn't there once a video here showing some guy in Limey land "happy slapping" a cage fighter that was dressed in drag...and hilarity ensued?

Posted by: Rip VanBullwinkle at December 09, 2013 11:52 AM (dFemX)

233 There is a free ap for chrome which attaches to your toolbar. One click and a tinyurl pops up and is copied so all you have to do is paste. It's called google url shortner and it looks like a green vise.

Posted by: Dr. Jesse Pinkman at December 09, 2013 11:53 AM (h4eud)

234 226 Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes C'est Magnifique at December 09, 2013 03:51 PM (P2Sby)

I believe Ms Radish or Ms Puma is fond of saying that which is tolerated will become mandatory....

this brave new world needs mending.

Posted by: sven at December 09, 2013 11:53 AM (9jfyN)

235 Hey Soona, Roll Tide Baby...

Posted by: Heywood Jablowme at December 09, 2013 11:53 AM (jsWA8)

236 Tinyurl now shows on Google to be on a global blacklist. WTF? It's a leftist conspiracy againt Minx 0.7 alpha!

Posted by: rickb223 at December 09, 2013 11:53 AM (h1D+w)

237 "White Girl Bleed a Lot", by Colin Flaherty, details the rising trend. I can't make tinyurl work for me, either, but the book has an eponymous website (no spaces)-dot-com.

Posted by: Ein Biobauer mit einem präzisen Gewehr at December 09, 2013 11:53 AM (1/4XQ)

238 #218 Soona...exactly. Did you catch Bedlam on Saturday? Wow. All my Cowfolk co-workers are in deep, deep mourning.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes C'est Magnifique at December 09, 2013 11:54 AM (P2Sby)

239 Why else would they just *happen* to be recording and just *happen* to be recording pointing in the right direction? OTOH, good luck proving that in court. Why, was there a crime?

Posted by: Eric Holder at December 09, 2013 11:54 AM (FcR7P)

240 205 A nice field expedient weapon one can carry without comment by LE is a 10 dollar roll of quarters... I have never heard of a municipality that tries to label a roll of coins a concealed weapon.... --- I approves of this tactic! Just ask Dynamite Kid what it did to his teeth whens I hit him in the face!

Posted by: Jacques Rougeau at December 09, 2013 11:54 AM (/Crba)

241 233 RWC at December 09, 2013 03:52 PM (fWAjv)

Heh...

my son has some ruffians in his school so I taped his roll quite ably and thus it is a brutally compact bludgeon...

I am from the wrong side of the tracks.

Posted by: sven at December 09, 2013 11:55 AM (9jfyN)

242 I loose my mind when people make errors like that. Why can't they just tow the line?
-
For shore.

Posted by: WalrusRex at December 09, 2013 11:55 AM (XUKZU)

243 It's called google url shortner and it looks like a green vise.

Posted by: Dr. Jesse Pinkman at December 09, 2013 03:53 PM (h4eud)


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So does my hoohah.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at December 09, 2013 11:55 AM (nELVU)

244 Today on CNN in a continuous loop for the Dumb People: -Mandela -Newtownn parents -Weather -Susan Boyle's Ass Burger -Snowden No obamacare. Just Bullshit. Fox News is no better.

Posted by: soothie at December 09, 2013 11:56 AM (mcdVj)

245 this brave new world needs mending. --- Goddammit, I did that book as a fucking SATIRE and NOT as an instruction manual!

Posted by: Aldous Huxley at December 09, 2013 11:56 AM (/Crba)

246 http://goo.gl/FwtC6b White girls bleed alot.

Posted by: Dr. Jesse Pinkman at December 09, 2013 11:56 AM (h4eud)

247 I loose my mind when people make errors like that. Why can't they just tow the line?
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For shore.

Posted by: WalrusRex at December 09, 2013 03:55 PM (XUKZU)

 

Like wine on rice. 

Posted by: polynikes self proclaimed king of walked into a bar jokes at December 09, 2013 11:56 AM (m2CN7)

248 231 Velvet Ambition at December 09, 2013 03:52 PM (R8hU

I like Saps....some Metros consider them to be as bad as a switchblade...

if I am familiar with the laws I carry accordingly....I do not care to get familiar enough with Columbia to know what to carry.

Posted by: sven at December 09, 2013 11:56 AM (9jfyN)

249 229 Yeah, at least meet someplace you know has surveillance cameras. Inside a mall is good for that.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at December 09, 2013 03:51 PM (ZPrif)

And for getting suckerpunched.

Posted by: tubal at December 09, 2013 11:57 AM (YEQ2h)

250 210 OT: Z list celebrity Tila Tequila has gone Nazi. No, really. She has a pro-Hitler webpage on Facebook complete with a picture of a hot girl (her?) in a Nazi uniform (of sorts) in front of a death camp and rants parasites etc. I can't get tinyurl to work but it is linked on Twitchy. Posted by: WalrusRex at December 09, 2013 03:47 PM (XUKZU) She's mentally ill...and also Chubs McCain's BFF. So, I blame Meghan!

Posted by: Dr. Jesse Pinkman at December 09, 2013 11:57 AM (h4eud)

251 @243 If you are attacked (a) be sure there is no "duty to retreat" where you are, and (b) be sure that you will not be charged with felony assault for breaking your attacker's teeth (assuming you survive).

Posted by: Ein Biobauer mit einem präzisen Gewehr at December 09, 2013 11:58 AM (1/4XQ)

252 Hey Soona, Roll Tide Baby...

Posted by: Heywood Jablowme at December 09, 2013 03:53 PM (jsWA

 

 

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I haven't looked at the bowl picks.  Is AL who OU is playing?   Man.  This isn't going to be very fun.

 

I can't wait until this BCS bullshit is over with.  This will be the big "period" to all of it.

Posted by: Soona at December 09, 2013 11:58 AM (Tx68O)

253 Tila Twat-qilla has a TV show now, its a crude publicity stunt. A self-hating, liberal, Jewish producer probably came up with the idea. Ignore her and she'll go away. She most likely has never heard of the Holocaust. Sad. SMOD>

Posted by: dananjcon at December 09, 2013 11:58 AM (wmU4G)

254 Don't know if it's been mentioned before (Time-Honored Horde Code of Not Reading, etc.) but there's been speculation that our Yute with the stun gun was actually going to rob his intended victim and when that (obviously) went south he made up the Knockout Game thing rather that admit to attempted armed robbery - which would have resulted in a much harsher sentence.  I can't verify, but it has a certain ring of truth to my ears.

Posted by: Alte Schüle at December 09, 2013 11:59 AM (CwPO/)

255 OK some help here. I have the Tinurl extension on firefox, I click on make a tiny, where does it go? How do I paste it?

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 09, 2013 11:59 AM (0FSuD)

256 I haven't looked at the bowl picks. Is AL who OU is playing? Man. This isn't going to be very fun. --- I'm less than thrilled with LSU's matchup. I like being in the Outback Bowl for the first time in about 25 years, but I have bad memories of the last time that they played Iowa, when Nick The Prick was on his way out of Baton Rouge to Miami.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at December 09, 2013 11:59 AM (/Crba)

257 If Obama had a sonÂ….

Posted by: Avi at December 09, 2013 11:59 AM (kcF49)

258 Pay back bitches

Posted by: H3101 at December 09, 2013 11:59 AM (bQMb4)

259 Seen on WZ: Rep. Ann Kuster (D) was asked about Benghazi at a town hall and said "Well, I'm certainly not here to talk about it.  We're here to talk about the Middle East".

I guess she was briefed on geography by Joe Biden.

Posted by: Ian S. at December 09, 2013 11:59 AM (B/VB5)

260 I believe Ms Radish or Ms Puma is fond of saying that which is tolerated will become mandatory....

My catchphrase is "Everything not mandatory will be forbidden." 

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at December 09, 2013 11:59 AM (ZKzrr)

261 Your playing the Tide in the Sugar Bowl

Posted by: Heywood Jablowme at December 09, 2013 11:59 AM (jsWA8)

262 That's just cutting off her nose to spiderface.

Posted by: Huffingpaint Post at December 09, 2013 12:00 PM (+H/11)

263 Saps use to be tooled according to size and the Calif Penal Code: 148 - disturbing the peace 242 - battery 245 - aggr assault 187 -- muuuuurrrrdddeeerrrr

Posted by: Dr. Jesse Pinkman at December 09, 2013 12:00 PM (h4eud)

264 He hit a woman, just for the fun of it?  That's not just criminality, that's depravity!

Posted by: Chas at December 09, 2013 12:00 PM (IEZXG)

265

Meh.  Black yutes attacking non-black or light skinned women in broad daylight.  All over the country.

 

Local crime story.  Can you believe those racist teabaggers want voter ID??

Posted by: prescient11 at December 09, 2013 12:00 PM (tVTLU)

266  Soona...exactly. Did you catch Bedlam on Saturday? Wow. All my Cowfolk co-workers are in deep, deep mourning.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes C'est Magnifique at December 09, 2013 03:54 PM (P2Sby)

 

 

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Every aggie fan I know has developed a really bad  eye-twitch.

Posted by: Soona at December 09, 2013 12:00 PM (Tx68O)

267 This is fucking outrageous!!!!  A black man is minding his own business and then two white people kick his ass for no reason whatsoever!!!!  Is that what this country has come to, where an innocent black man can't even walk through a mall without being hunted down and beaten!!!!  THIS is why I am a PROGRESSIVE!!!!   GRRRRRRR, it makes me SO MAD!!!!

Posted by: MSNBC at December 09, 2013 12:02 PM (yhJhK)

268 Every aggie fan I know has developed a really bad eye-twitch. *Twitch* I don't *twitch* know *twitch* what you *twitch* are talking *twitch* about. *twitch* *twitch*

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) working from home at December 09, 2013 12:02 PM (PYAXX)

269 That's just cutting off her nose to spiderface.

Posted by: Huffingpaint Post at December 09, 2013 04:00 PM (+H/11)

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That one is past the Statue of Limitations isnt it???

Posted by: fixerupper at December 09, 2013 12:03 PM (nELVU)

270 non-judgemental tolerance no hate Sounds good, right? Stuff you'd teach your children, right? We've become a society of children.

Posted by: soothie at December 09, 2013 12:03 PM (mcdVj)

271 @258 Is anyone else having trouble with tinyurls? I keep getting server is reset, too busy or 505.

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 09, 2013 12:03 PM (0FSuD)

272 Sucker punched a woman that was a foot shorter and 100 lbs. lighter . Fuckin' studly he man. I'd have been perfectly happy to see boyfriend kick him to death .

Posted by: awkward davies at December 09, 2013 12:03 PM (WK8VM)

273 Seriously Can we just pretend this season didn't happen?

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) working from home at December 09, 2013 12:03 PM (PYAXX)

274 I remember Allahpundit posted his wish list: 1. Maserati 2. Kitty Swiss Chalet (it was the size of a ping pong table and a couple of feet high) 3. A girl in a purple satin bra.

Posted by: Dr. Jesse Pinkman at December 09, 2013 12:03 PM (h4eud)

275 @274: tinyurl.com is down.  It is not your computer, and you are doing nothing wrong

Posted by: Ian S. at December 09, 2013 12:04 PM (B/VB5)

276 @274 connection reset or 503? WTF?

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 09, 2013 12:05 PM (0FSuD)

277 nood

Posted by: grognard at December 09, 2013 12:06 PM (/29Nl)

278 Hard elbow to the eyesocket, spin, drive foot into side of knee, spin, hard elbow to the chin with hard followthrough up towards brain.  THIS is what I want for Christmas.  Think I'll go for a walk. 

Posted by: KO Game Baiter at December 09, 2013 12:06 PM (yhJhK)

279 @278 Good, now I am pissed, I removed the tool bar icon.

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 09, 2013 12:06 PM (0FSuD)

280 *twitch*
know
*twitch*
what you
*twitch*
are talking
*twitch*
about.

*twitch*
*twitch*

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) working from home at December 09, 2013 04:02 PM (PYAXX)

 

 

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Heh.  That about sums it up.  It'll be summer before any of them will  be able to carry on a decent conversation. 

Posted by: Soona at December 09, 2013 12:06 PM (Tx68O)

281 Noob

Posted by: Heywood Jablowme at December 09, 2013 12:07 PM (jsWA8)

282 You "whale" on someone when you beat him up, you don't "wail." Actually, you wale on them. So as to raise welts.

Posted by: toby928© at December 09, 2013 12:07 PM (QupBk)

283 Is anyone else having trouble with tinyurls?


I keep getting server is reset, too busy or 505.

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Sorry.... our bad.   We had a power surge and things are a little "jiggy".

We're working to get things back up and running.

Posted by: The NSA watcher assigned to AoSHQ at December 09, 2013 12:07 PM (nELVU)

284 285 You "whale" on someone when you beat him up, you don't "wail."

Actually, you wale on them. So as to raise welts.
*
*
Save the wales!  Stop wearing corduroy!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 09, 2013 12:08 PM (BDU/a)

285 Crazed Right Wing Racist Kills Child Chicago--A white man killed a 24 year old child on Sunday while the child was on his way to church. The man, who closely resembles Adolf Hitler, was lurking at a bus stop screaming racial epithets, and hit the child's hand with his face before pulling out a semi-automatic ballistic AR-15 pistol and gleefully shooting the angel in the face.

Posted by: Huffington Post in Two Weeks at December 09, 2013 12:09 PM (PRPp1)

286 this brave new world needs mending. This town nation needs an enema!

Posted by: Brother Cavil, channelling Nicholson!Joker at December 09, 2013 12:10 PM (naUcP)

287 I haven't talked to a black person since 2008.  Two or three have tried to talk to me, but I just ignored 'em.  Couldn't be happier.

Posted by: Ivory Compound at December 09, 2013 12:11 PM (yhJhK)

288 Waiting until everyone moves to the new thread, eh? The trolls are learning

Posted by: kartoffel at December 09, 2013 12:14 PM (EcHOO)

289 146 off to find that piece of hilarity

Posted by: RWC at December 09, 2013 03:28 PM (fWAjv)


OMG!  That was one of the most hilarious fckuing threads I have ever read!  The guy got destroyed.

Posted by: jem at December 09, 2013 12:14 PM (fM4kr)

290 The trolls are learning When they achieve self-awareness, we're fucked.

Posted by: toby928© at December 09, 2013 12:16 PM (QupBk)

291 Would it make me a bad person to say I can't wait to see "Knockout vs. Shootout". It will be replete with subtitles like the old Batman series. Pow! Bang! Bang!

Posted by: Marcus at December 09, 2013 12:18 PM (GGCsk)

292 210 OT: Z list celebrity Tila Tequila has gone Nazi. No, really. She has a pro-Hitler webpage on Facebook complete with a picture of a hot girl (her?) in a Nazi uniform (of sorts) in front of a death camp and rants parasites etc. I can't get tinyurl to work but it is linked on Twitchy. Posted by: WalrusRex at December 09, 2013 03:47 PM (XUKZU) I'd still hit it...with an armored car full of rolls of quarters.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 09, 2013 12:22 PM (oFCZn)

293 270 This is fucking outrageous!!!! A black man is minding his own business and then two white people kick his ass for no reason whatsoever!!!! Is that what this country has come to, where an innocent black man can't even walk through a mall without being hunted down and beaten!!!! THIS is why I am a PROGRESSIVE!!!! GRRRRRRR, it makes me SO MAD!!!! Posted by: MSNBC at December 09, 2013 04:02 PM (yhJhK) Not far off the mark. A white guy attacked a black guy in Detroit - and that is when the "End Racism!!!!1!11" signs went up.

Posted by: RWC at December 09, 2013 12:22 PM (fWAjv)

294 During my stint in MSRRF (Mall Security Rapid Reaction Force) we found the Glocks to be too unreliable and low powered so our standard issue sidearm was a DE .50 (to fight back to the Barrett .50)

Posted by: RWC at December 09, 2013 03:27 PM (fWAjv)




Gekko45, is that you?



His only defense was to sit in his car and wait. Don't tell the other party what you drive. When they showed themselves, size them up, and decide to leave or stay.

Also, taking someone along is a damn good idea.

Posted by: grognard at December 09, 2013 03:38 PM (/29Nl)



A well armed someone. Locality permitting, an obviously well armed someone, who just hangs back nonchalantly leaning against the car waiting for the deal to be done.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 09, 2013 12:39 PM (yh0zB)

295 If you are attacked (a) be sure there is no "duty to retreat" where you are, and (b) be sure that you will not be charged with felony assault for breaking your attacker's teeth (assuming you survive).

Posted by: Ein Biobauer mit einem präzisen Gewehr at December 09, 2013 03:58 PM (1/4XQ)



(c) disengage as quickly as possible.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 09, 2013 12:40 PM (yh0zB)

296 OMG. The honey badger has assumed human form.

Posted by: The Poster Formerly Known as Mr. Barky at December 09, 2013 12:44 PM (OPzNA)

297 I think its funny when people show up for a knockout game and instead a game of Blow Your Fuking Head Off breaks out.

Posted by: dirks strewn at December 09, 2013 02:54 PM (kfcYC)

 

nice. jack handey-esque it was. well done.

Posted by: i like anchors at December 09, 2013 12:44 PM (MRpbd)

298 looks like my sister is at again...Suzy, stop it

Posted by: DanMan at December 09, 2013 12:48 PM (RusNE)

299 Sunrise in Mexico has nothing on this. Beautiful, beautiful.

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at December 09, 2013 12:57 PM (dvRYt)

300

I don't think that's her boyfriend. He keeps yelling, "He hit a woman!" It looks like he's a random passerby.

At any rate, if any man did that to my wife, I'd quite seriously attempt to maim or kill him. I can't imagine anything that would turn me into a bigger rage monkey than someone deliberately harming my wife or kids.

Posted by: Warden at December 09, 2013 01:07 PM (HzhBE)

301 Re: the video.

Try punching that anything hard, especially the back of a skull. Her knuckles are probably swollen and very sore.

LOL.

Posted by: 13times at December 09, 2013 01:07 PM (fGPLK)

302 engrish

Posted by: 13times at December 09, 2013 01:08 PM (fGPLK)

303 Bros before hos. That poor young man was just making the white girl atone for centuries of oppression.

Posted by: MSLSD primetime pundits at December 09, 2013 01:16 PM (9PXzx)

304 I would have advised her to grab his head and pound it into ground then roll him over and pound nethers. Otherwise she did ok. I could hear his buddy saying for him to "get up and run."

Good for her.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky is a genius compared to preznit at December 09, 2013 01:28 PM (baL2B)

305 Lemme get this straight - a guy targeted a female?? A real piece of work there...

Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at December 09, 2013 07:59 PM (PAC/c)

306

I'm done with this garbage. I'm sorry the guy who kicked the POS in the head didn't pull out a gun and put two right through his skull while he was laying on the ground. It would save a lot of problems later. .If I was on the jury I guarantee he'd walk due to nullification.

The system is broken beyond all repair. Act accordingly.

Posted by: mac at December 10, 2013 06:24 AM (7x6xk)

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