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December 19, 2013

Bleg Thread: What Posts Over the Past Ten Years Would You Like to See Republished?
— Ace

This is a self-indulgent thing, but the ten year anniversary (ten years; my God) of the site is coming up. In addition, this is a slow news period, and people typically do "Best of the Year" type crap during this period to fill up column-inches.

I don't have a good memory of stuff I've written, so I'd like to ask you guys: Anything you think can be republished and still make sense?

The request concerns any and all posts, including those by the cobloggers, except the Meatball, who is dead to me, and I don't feel like linking The Federalist as part of the Ace of Spades retrospective.

A few I've already got in mind: Howard Fineman getting drunk and talking up Barack Obama, Kaboom, and Rich "Psycho" Giambatti. Plus the various "Almost as White As" lists.

Posted by: Ace at 08:35 AM | Comments (414)
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1 Who can remember that far back?

Posted by: Meremortal, , .. at December 19, 2013 08:36 AM (1Y+hH)

2 Any that involve mean bashing.

Posted by: Dang at December 19, 2013 08:36 AM (MNq6o)

3 you had one about Vikings I liked.

Posted by: Jollyroger at December 19, 2013 08:36 AM (t06LC)

THIS ONE, PLEASE OH PLEASE.

http://ace.mu.nu/archives/304772.php

Whenever I'm having a bad day (and with Obammy in the WH, that's pretty much every day), I go reread that post. It always makes me laugh.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/i][/s][/u][/b] at December 19, 2013 08:37 AM (4df7R)

5 Trump and Thicke.

Posted by: Waterhouse at December 19, 2013 08:37 AM (8b2sh)

6 I trust in your judgement Ace.

Hope you feel better and have a good holiday.

Posted by: sven10077 at December 19, 2013 08:37 AM (9jfyN)

7 The guys get shirts

Posted by: brak at December 19, 2013 08:37 AM (iEoiA)

that too. Except the filthy scandis. They don't get shirts.

Posted by: Jollyroger at December 19, 2013 08:38 AM (t06LC)

9 Do you have one about how 60 is the new 40 and 50 is the new 30, and 30 is the new 12?

Posted by: Meremortal, , .. at December 19, 2013 08:38 AM (1Y+hH)

10 The one where Alex fucking unloaded on the liberals who claim all she is is a sum of her lady parts.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at December 19, 2013 08:38 AM (fwARV)

11 How about the "accidental" busty lesbian pron one?

Posted by: RoyalOil at December 19, 2013 08:39 AM (VjL9S)

12 I've gotten laughs from ~~stealing~~ paying homage to the "there are too many x's here, I'll call you y" on more than one occasion.

Posted by: Waterhouse at December 19, 2013 08:39 AM (8b2sh)

13 kaboom and the macguffin were 2 of the best posts right out of the gate, ace.

Posted by: dillhole12 at December 19, 2013 08:39 AM (uURnG)

14 Also, "never placate" and "you've got to be into Betsy." Still makes me laugh.

Posted by: brak at December 19, 2013 08:39 AM (iEoiA)

15 Anything that discusses Flying Squid, I think we've just scratched the surface on that one.

Posted by: Guido - 'now with 75+% more hate' at December 19, 2013 08:40 AM (yICtd)

16 I like the recent one where you're funny.

Posted by: Dr Spank at December 19, 2013 08:40 AM (P1WNR)

Oh oh oh! And this one!

http://ace.mu.nu/archives/326749.php

No HQ retrospective would be complete without "Monkey Gun."

And do I need to mention "Erg vs. The Volcano?"

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/i][/s][/u][/b] at December 19, 2013 08:40 AM (4df7R)

18 3 Jollyroger at December 19, 2013 12:36 PM (t06LC)

The initial one on "Obama the Bystander President" was funny...

Posted by: sven10077 at December 19, 2013 08:40 AM (9jfyN)

19 I don't know, ten years might remind me of when there was a brighter future. A bowl of Kaboom! will suffice.

Posted by: t-bird at December 19, 2013 08:40 AM (FcR7P)

20 Requiem for a Chief Engineer (Scotty obit); advice for "nice guys" on how to talk to girls

Posted by: Knemon at December 19, 2013 08:41 AM (KefZZ)

Dick Cheney aphorisms

Politicians D&D characters

Paul Anka and the hammer

Posted by: roborob2000 at December 19, 2013 08:41 AM (sYEpI)

22 Republish the blog post where you ask us which posts should be republished. ACECEPTION. Bwaaaaaaaaaaaa... ...Or is it spelled 'aception'?

Posted by: TenthJustice at December 19, 2013 08:41 AM (qB8lN)

23 The one where ace goes "X can't be saying Y" then "X is saying Y." That one.

Posted by: Dr Spank at December 19, 2013 08:41 AM (P1WNR)

24 Skankathon! Skankathon! Skankathon! Honestly, no matter how terribly awful things are (or I think they are) in my life, that makes me laugh. The Every Walkthrough of Every Video Game Ever one. GODMODE. The politicians as D&D characters one. Since there has to be a movie review in there, the Prometheus review.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Now with extra taunting. at December 19, 2013 08:41 AM (VtjlW)

25 HIPSTER SLAPFIGHT!

Posted by: garrett at December 19, 2013 08:41 AM (uFk9u)

26

I have a couple:

Joe Biden's helicopter missions.

That guy Webb who was fond of fondling young Vietnamese boys.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Commissar at December 19, 2013 08:42 AM (HQml1)

Only ten years? It seems like 40.

Posted by: Kaboom at December 19, 2013 08:42 AM (yFb77)

28 Have you ever done one about crossbows?

Posted by: Trained at December 19, 2013 08:42 AM (TAP/5)

29 your screenplay, Safron: space whore

Posted by: captain mal at December 19, 2013 08:42 AM (AkrNv)

30 You should collect them in an e-book. Make some cache.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at December 19, 2013 08:42 AM (ZPrif)

31 I always enjoyed your "Steven Weber loves his thesaurus" posts. When you hilariously point out an amateurs idiocy. Those.

Posted by: seems legit at December 19, 2013 08:42 AM (A98Xu)

32 Your Washingtonette spoof is always evergreen.

Posted by: johnd01 at December 19, 2013 08:42 AM (ukNFU)

33 I like your posts on Chucky Bicycle seat.

Posted by: maddogg at December 19, 2013 08:42 AM (xWW96)

34 Look, you lazy bxstard. I'm not writing your post. Get busy.

Posted by: Mazzuchelli at December 19, 2013 08:42 AM (168MX)

35 Are you ready to rock!?

Posted by: Blackie Lawless at December 19, 2013 08:42 AM (uFk9u)

36 I think the best of your "X died because of and but mostly " posts was this one: US Troops Reduce "Carbon Footprint" of 55 Taliban and Three "Key" Leaders to Zero By Providing Them with Solar-Electric Cars and Precision-Guided Death, But Mostly Precision-Guided Death I think it deserves to be resurrected (so to speak)

Posted by: RDA at December 19, 2013 08:42 AM (Diroo)

37 Check the Rolodex for "Oliver Willis." Those were ALWAYS winners.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here)-also drooling imbecile incapable of doing algebra or something at December 19, 2013 08:42 AM (659DL)

38 I don't know if you're willing to do it since I know you've tried to tone down jokes about FLOTUS, but that thread on the inauguration with the descriptions of her outfit never fails to produce belly laughs for me.

Posted by: Y-not at December 19, 2013 08:42 AM (zDsvJ)

39 In the spirit of Christmas the one where everyone went off on Nog hunting and stuff. Oh, and a compare and contrast of Peruvian nogs to US nogs. Need more of that.

Posted by: Guido - 'now with 75+% more hate' at December 19, 2013 08:43 AM (yICtd)

40 The Dick Cheney files: http://minx.cc/?post=140366

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at December 19, 2013 08:43 AM (6k1xv)

41 Chris "Rara Avis" Buckley: Watching Obama, I Was Beating My Dick Like It Owed Me Money

That one just based on the title.

Content-wise, something as recent as the MacGuffin post. So many others.

Posted by: rdbrewer at December 19, 2013 08:43 AM (Iyg03)

42 Your 2004 endorsement of GWB. Much of your early stuff never received the attention it should have.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 19, 2013 08:44 AM (DmNpO)

43 Â“Whether it's because of a dickpick or whether a guy out for a walk decided to go kill some movie with a review, what difference at this point does it make?Â”

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at December 19, 2013 08:44 AM (SO2Q8)

44 Cool facts about John Bolton's mustache.

Posted by: Ruprect at December 19, 2013 08:44 AM (vnL7t)

45 Something from the Scott Beauchamp affair, and must contain "mindthoughts" in it somewhere. Or something from the Greenwald/Thomas Ellers/Thomas Ellersby sockpuppet extravaganza!

Posted by: Good Lt. at December 19, 2013 08:44 AM (iwHxr)

46 A readable, formatted transcript of your greatest Twitter beat-downs of "important national journalists" would be cool . For us non tweeters. With a generous helping of post facto fisking of the responses.

While you're being self-indulgent and all : )

Posted by: noone, really [/i] [/b] at December 19, 2013 08:44 AM (5ikDv)

47 I miss Johnny Coldcuts.

Posted by: kevlarchick at December 19, 2013 08:44 AM (+dlqq)

48 The Every Walkthrough of Every Video Game Ever one.

I recently read that one again when someone mentioned it.

Later that week, I returned to the game of Bioshock I had left incomplete for 3 years ... and within half an hour Sander Cohen had given me a crossbow, as predicted by Ace's review. I couldn't stop giggling.

Posted by: Waterhouse at December 19, 2013 08:44 AM (8b2sh)

49 Wow! Ten years! I know I have been coming here for at least 5 or 6. I have tried to remember how I found this place.. it had to be either Right Thinking from the Left Coast or Anti-idiotarian Rotweiller. Are those even still around? I haven't looked. This is till the best place and feels like home. Ace.. you have written so many good pieces I can't name one in particular. I'm sure the others will come up with something and I will just sit back and enjoy.

Posted by: jewells45 at December 19, 2013 08:44 AM (l/N7H)

50 One that always made me laugh was "Donate to my site or this sandwich gets it"

Posted by: Dr Spank at December 19, 2013 08:45 AM (P1WNR)

51 I could go for a retrospective of the creepy Ewok pictures from 2010.

Posted by: The Lost Dutchman at December 19, 2013 08:45 AM (9F2c1)

52 I like the one about the thing.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at December 19, 2013 08:45 AM (ZPrif)

53 The one that launched Peruvia

Posted by: Barney Fwank at December 19, 2013 08:45 AM (GSIDW)

54 Just about any top 10 list.

Posted by: joncelli at December 19, 2013 08:45 AM (RD7QR)

55 Duty to be happy was a good one. Please include some longbow comments too.

Posted by: Matt in Maine at December 19, 2013 08:45 AM (wOdJE)

56 I miss the time when honest people could actually hope that Barrack wouldn't be a bad president. Do you have any posts what expressed such a hope? Otherwise, posts about Bush.

Posted by: dustydog at December 19, 2013 08:45 AM (Rqd+i)

57 Kaboom is a classic, but I had a slight disagreement with Ace's take. Kaboom was not a breakfast cereal, it was a multi-media, multi-year art installation demonstrating man's inhumanity to man, expressed through shape and color. Either that or it was an act of patriarchal suppression.

Posted by: Pajama boy, with a master's in art from Oberlin at December 19, 2013 08:45 AM (d3clc)

58 I'd like to see at least excerpts of the really useful insights, such as the observation that the media selectively uses ostensibly neutral storylines to advance an agenda, and the observation that polls are useless if they ask people if they'd like a Ferrari WITHOUT accounting for the cost of that sports car -- an index of these insights would be FANTASTIC.

Posted by: Bubba at December 19, 2013 08:45 AM (8tLzE)

59 Always loved the Jared Loughner Language Thread. Horrible subject matter, awesome thread.

Posted by: garrett at December 19, 2013 08:46 AM (uFk9u)

60 This one. http://ace.mu.nu/archives/300069.php

Posted by: Mullah Daffy at December 19, 2013 08:46 AM (uNEb4)

61 The rosie odonnel retarded kid on a bus preview and liveblog

Posted by: brak at December 19, 2013 08:46 AM (iEoiA)

62 yeah video game walkthrough

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at December 19, 2013 08:46 AM (ZPrif)

Pudding? Youre soaking in it!

Posted by: The Other Gabe at December 19, 2013 08:46 AM (CyRZp)

64 Oh, and any Apology Thread.

Posted by: garrett at December 19, 2013 08:46 AM (uFk9u)

65 I miss Johnny Coldcuts.

Posted by: kevlarchick at December 19, 2013 12:44 PM (+dlqq)

I do, too! Poor Johnny. I suspect he's gone to that great big BLT and Pastrami Deli in the sky...

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/i][/s][/u][/b] at December 19, 2013 08:47 AM (4df7R)

66 If you can, show how the initial Kaboom post evolved. I loved following how you kept revising and expanding it. It was an instructive peek into your creative process.

Posted by: Otis Criblecoblis at December 19, 2013 08:47 AM (IlZPo)

67 10 years you say. Thinks back. Holy fuck, I've been either lurking or posting here for almost half of that. Interestingly, that about correlates with my productivity loss...

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) No Really! at December 19, 2013 08:47 AM (GaqMa)

68 I like all those posts back when you were posting under the pseudonym "AllahPundit". Do those.

Posted by: Mega at December 19, 2013 08:47 AM (hHFOx)

Skankathon! Skankathon! Skankathon!

Honestly, no matter how terribly awful things are (or I think they are) in my life, that makes me laugh.

^^THIS.^^

http://ace.mu.nu/archives/030008.php

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/i][/s][/u][/b] at December 19, 2013 08:48 AM (4df7R)

70 The Contessa Brewer takedown is one of my favorites. She was that "syphilitic piece of gutterscrunge" that harassed the guy at the Tea Party rally.

Posted by: shillelagh at December 19, 2013 08:48 AM (hRzu2)

71 You think we actually read the posts?

Posted by: jwest at December 19, 2013 08:48 AM (u2a4R)

72 I second "Erg vs. the Volcano"

Posted by: Tex Lovera at December 19, 2013 08:48 AM (wtvvX)

73 Top Ten, no, Top Fifty post headlines. The headlines always make me laugh. I don't read the content it just gets in the way of making ignorant comments.

Posted by: Guido - 'now with 75+% more hate' at December 19, 2013 08:48 AM (yICtd)

74 Since it's been ten years how about an urbandictionary-esque post explaining all the ace of spades inside jokes. scandis elbows etc

Posted by: gwelf at December 19, 2013 08:48 AM (nyxv/)

75 Andy's LIB post the day after Election Day 2012. That one got me reading here.

Posted by: L, elle at December 19, 2013 08:49 AM (0xqKe)

76 47 kevlarchick at December 19, 2013 12:44 PM (+dlqq)

amen...of course were we to run a rollcall of wayward hobo hunters it'd be a very very long thread....

Posted by: sven10077 at December 19, 2013 08:49 AM (9jfyN)

77 JackM poetry.

Posted by: EC at December 19, 2013 08:49 AM (doBIb)

78 excerpts from high school poetry, or something like that...led into haiku flame wars good times

Posted by: brak at December 19, 2013 08:49 AM (iEoiA)

79 Night of the sodomozing cougar-man.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 19, 2013 08:49 AM (4WhSY)

80 Have you ever done one about crossbows? Posted by: Trained at December 19, 2013 12:42 PM (TAP/5) Here's the thing, the two best threads to introduce newbies to how the HQ rolls and many of the longest running memes are the post that devolved into the longbows v. crossbows thread and the infamous Memorial Day ONT.
The problem is that those are also two posts that nearly brought down the blog so I'm not too sure that ace really wants to bring those up.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Now with extra taunting. at December 19, 2013 08:50 AM (VtjlW)

81 I liked the thread a few years back where you revived:

x: blank
y: blank

but that's because there were thousands of comments on it and I remember crying.

Posted by: Mega at December 19, 2013 08:50 AM (hHFOx)

82 Nothing with the words 'preference cascade'. The pain still hurts.

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at December 19, 2013 08:50 AM (SO2Q8)

83 Oliver Willis: You are now officially my bitch http://ace.mu.nu/archives/052675.php#052675

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 19, 2013 08:50 AM (DmNpO)

84 53 Barney Fwank at December 19, 2013 12:45 PM (GSIDW)

Hoisting Tarde on his petard was the culmination of about 12 months of snarky ridicule for his idiocy.....

Posted by: sven10077 at December 19, 2013 08:51 AM (9jfyN)

85 I'd like to learn the origins of the Ewok, hobo, and cheerleader-elbows memes.

Been around a long time; just never caught the very beginning of these.

Posted by: Will at December 19, 2013 08:51 AM (FdjiO)

Ten years. I've wasted ten years of my life here. I knew this was the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.

But congratuations, Ace. I appreciate the work you and the cob-loggers put in, even though I'm only a daywalker.

I'd like to see some Johnny Coldcuts posts again, myself.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 19, 2013 08:51 AM (zF6Iw)

87 A Truly Helpful Periodical: The Ace of Spades Women's Magazine, Written By Men http://minx.cc/?post=213808

Posted by: AndrewsDad at December 19, 2013 08:52 AM (C2//T)

88 Here's the thing, the two best threads to introduce newbies to how the HQ rolls and many of the longest running memes are the post that devolved into the longbows v. crossbows thread and the infamous Memorial Day ONT. The problem is that those are also two posts that nearly brought down the blog so I'm not too sure that ace really wants to bring those up. Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Now with extra taunting. at December 19, 2013 12:50 PM (VtjlW) *raises eyebrow* I'm a newbie and I'm intrigued.

Posted by: Guido - 'now with 75+% more hate' at December 19, 2013 08:52 AM (yICtd)

89 Is there anyway you can collect all the Hadji the Muslim comic posts and make that one big post? Also, Maetenloch's doom and gloom posts he did for a few ONTs in a row. Those were brilliant.

Posted by: L, elle at December 19, 2013 08:53 AM (0xqKe)

90 Steven Seagal movie title parodies.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at December 19, 2013 08:53 AM (0nxbr)

91 A roundup of the Wicket memes with context.

Posted by: Phelps at December 19, 2013 08:53 AM (1xfHM)

92 Anything Paul Anka. And where ARE our friggin' shirts?!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 19, 2013 08:53 AM (olDqf)

93 TECHNO VIKING!

Posted by: model_1066 at December 19, 2013 08:53 AM (x5Ei/)

Ace, I know you love Kaboom, and I admit that it was epic, but that Blurred Lines post is still tops in my book!!!

Kaboom had some memorable one liners, but the Blurred Lines post just kept getting funnier and funnier!!

Posted by: prescient11 at December 19, 2013 08:53 AM (tVTLU)

95 Prior to the election, you posted a YouTube video likening Obama to Eva Peron. If you could re-post that, it would be great. It encapsulated everything that was, and is, wrong with Obama

Posted by: Baslim the Beggar at December 19, 2013 08:53 AM (298yg)

96 bring back cakegirl

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at December 19, 2013 08:54 AM (SO2Q8)

97 Is there anyway you can collect all the Hadji the Muslim comic posts and make that one big post?

Or Machines For Sale.

Posted by: Waterhouse at December 19, 2013 08:54 AM (8b2sh)

98 What's the one where ace tries to make money whoring....or sumthin'?

Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] Tami at December 19, 2013 08:54 AM (bCEmE)

99 This thread needs some more Monty Doom. I don't have all of them memorized though, so someone else will need to remember the good ones.

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) No Really! at December 19, 2013 08:54 AM (GaqMa)

100 89 L, elle at December 19, 2013 12:53 PM (0xqKe)

yup Maet's emo doom posts were awesome....

Posted by: sven10077 at December 19, 2013 08:55 AM (9jfyN)

101 ..."if you touch my fucking hoagie one more time"

Posted by: gromulin at December 19, 2013 08:55 AM (idG6J)

102 Gellar and tits

Posted by: Jean at December 19, 2013 08:55 AM (l1pkh)

103 Since it's been ten years how about an urbandictionary-esque post explaining all the ace of spades inside jokes.
scandis
elbows
etc

Posted by: gwelf at December 19, 2013 12:48 PM (nyxv/)

You could do a post just on the memes alone.

"I saw X open for Y at Z"

"EoJ, theater fag."

"But first you will blow me!"

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 19, 2013 08:55 AM (zF6Iw)

104 You should do the one from way back where you and Allah were goofing on that douche from American Pie who gave that trainwreck interview about how he only does 8's and up.

Posted by: Jason at December 19, 2013 08:56 AM (6VB4r)

105 The one where ace tells us all he "accidentally" banned himself.

*guffaws*

Posted by: EC at December 19, 2013 08:56 AM (doBIb)

106 103 Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 19, 2013 12:55 PM (zF6Iw)

Heh....

the evolution of the ONT for example...

Posted by: sven10077 at December 19, 2013 08:56 AM (9jfyN)

107 Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Now with extra taunting. at December 19, 2013 12:50 PM (VtjlW)

The Memorial Day thread damn near broke the blog. That thing was epic.

Erg v. the Volcano would be a good one, too.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at December 19, 2013 08:56 AM (fwARV)

108 Perjury, Obstruction of Justice, and Conspiracy to Intimidate White People By Wearing Racially-Inflammatory Hats. Prosecutors are mulling the additional charge of Aggravated Haberdashery. - The Kwame Kilpatrick Story http://is.gd/NQihEz

Posted by: toby928© Texan by birth, Moron by the grace of Ace at December 19, 2013 08:56 AM (QupBk)

109

What about that thread about Dick Cheney's balls?

Hilarious!!

Posted by: Pam at December 19, 2013 08:57 AM (cgrL5)

110

There was a post about how laws shoud be intuitive, that a citizen should be aware without consulting a law firm, that they were in fact violating the law. And that we've gone far off the rails with the arbitrary nature of today's law.

It was insightful, of inciteful. can't remember which.

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at December 19, 2013 08:57 AM (SO2Q8)

111 There's the swift-boat stuff, Rathergate, Bin Laden's endorsement of Kerry, Excitable Andy, Hurricane Katrina... A retrospective shouldn't just include the best posts, but a look back upon all that has transpired during the course of this blog. Dude. You've seen, and covered, an awful lot of history at this point.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 19, 2013 08:58 AM (DmNpO)

112 Donald Trump!!!

Posted by: @JohnTant at December 19, 2013 08:58 AM (PFy0L)

113 Skankathon.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at December 19, 2013 08:58 AM (CJjw5)

114 Two words for you: "Nasty Adolf." http://ace.mu.nu/archives/030008.php

Posted by: Sobek at December 19, 2013 08:58 AM (awlKN)

115

Steven Seagal movie title parodies.

Oh, lord, that one was funny.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 19, 2013 08:58 AM (zF6Iw)

116 Anything from you non-masturbation month. It seemed like your juices really flowed when you were master of your own domain.

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at December 19, 2013 08:59 AM (SO2Q8)

117 Some of your funnier Excitable Andi posts, particularly when you introduced the color-coded Sullivan outrage alert.

Posted by: radar at December 19, 2013 08:59 AM (eNZFc)

118 Will Folks better make an appearance.

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at December 19, 2013 08:59 AM (+lsX1)

119

Is there anyway you can collect all the Hadji the Muslim comic posts and make that one big post?

No love for me?

Posted by: Lace Wigs at December 19, 2013 08:59 AM (zF6Iw)

120 The walkthrough of every computer FPS/RPG ever.

Posted by: Norcross at December 19, 2013 08:59 AM (tmDTL)

121 Anything Sharknado!

Posted by: kathysaysso at December 19, 2013 09:00 AM (6H6o8)

122

I wonder if we could create some kind of crowd sourced "Unofficial Guide to AoSHQ Memes" for ace or one of the cobs to post in honor of the 10th anniversary. I know some of them, but I'm not ashamed to admit I don't know a lot more than I DO know.

And I agree with whoever upthread recommended a post of the Top 50 Post Titles. Some of them are GOLD.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/i][/s][/u][/b] at December 19, 2013 09:00 AM (4df7R)

123 NOTHING can ever beat the " Skankathon" !!! Back in the day before you were praying to get bought out in crazy-blog $$$$, and you didn't care as much about niceties. And you cared more about nice titties. Just teasing Ace. I wouldn't still be here faithfully reading you every day , if I didn't still enjoy your take on life.

Posted by: BuilderDoug at December 19, 2013 09:01 AM (9GVPy)

124 111 Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 19, 2013 12:58 PM (DmNpO)

ah my .50 Kerry era riffs....

The Magic Hat posts were pretty epic.

Posted by: sven10077 at December 19, 2013 09:01 AM (9jfyN)

125 I want to see the really pissy one from 2005 (or 2006) where ace posted a photoshopped gravestone that said "The GOP: 1857-2005" and then mewled, "It was a good party while it lasted"

Or how about the one where ace chastised us for our jokes in the comments section by sneering that he is a professional humorist and knows what's funny whereas we don't. Add the 20,000 word non-apology that he posted when he was excoriated over it.

Posted by: Fart at December 19, 2013 09:01 AM (2aB+q)

126 Dude. You've seen, and covered, an awful lot of history at this point. Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 19, 2013 12:58 PM (DmNpO) I would be very interested about how/why this all started, the high and low points et al. some insider joke info. I think any newbie who's gotten sucked into this hellhole would be.

Posted by: Guido - 'now with 75+% more hate' at December 19, 2013 09:02 AM (yICtd)

127 Skankathon of course. And the "Dennis Miller raped by a bear" always makes me laugh.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 19, 2013 09:02 AM (da5Wo)

128 Blowing up Scott Beauchamp's mindthoughts was classic.

And I hope Johnny Coldcut's memorial service was tasteful. Laid out between a nice arrangement of french fries on one side and an elegant pickle floral piece on the other.

That was one sandwich that always had it his way.

Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at December 19, 2013 09:02 AM (DLu2s)

129 One more, Maetenloch did an ONT, I think Halloween night. It was called CrouchTiger, Hidden ONT or something close to that. That one was really clever. Ace, I can't remember it exactly but you did this funny one where you put captions to book covers or something. Dangit, I wish I could remember what the actual post was about, but the captions were hilarious

Posted by: L, elle at December 19, 2013 09:03 AM (0xqKe)

130 I wonder if we could create some kind of crowd sourced "Unofficial Guide to AoSHQ Memes" for ace or one of the cobs to post in honor of the 10th anniversary.

AoSHQ memes? Never heard of them.

Posted by: Charlie Gibson at December 19, 2013 09:03 AM (9F2c1)

131 125 Fart at December 19, 2013 01:01 PM (2aB+q)

Gold JERRY! GOLD!

Posted by: sven10077 at December 19, 2013 09:03 AM (9jfyN)

132 Skankathon

Posted by: Deety at December 19, 2013 09:03 AM (ad4e8)

133

And a guide to sockpuppets: Charlie Gibson, Hugh Hewett (though that doesn't get much use these days), Face-Sized Spider, Joe Biden. . .

Posted by: Lace Wigs at December 19, 2013 09:03 AM (zF6Iw)

134 The every video game walkthrough one. That one is hilarious.

Posted by: buzzion at December 19, 2013 09:03 AM (LI48c)

135 I've only been following the site for a year, but certainly the Bring It! series and the post about woman who fell from her balcony to her death after it was mansplained to her that leaning against an unstable railing might cause her to fall from her balcony to her death despite her fabulous career as a media buyer/receptionist at an ad agency.

Posted by: Stevie G at December 19, 2013 09:03 AM (x/lJo)

136 Or how about the one where ace chastised us for our jokes in the comments section by sneering that he is a professional humorist and knows what's funny whereas we don't. Add the 20,000 word non-apology that he posted when he was excoriated over it. Posted by: Fart at December 19, 2013 01:01 PM (2aB+q) Oh, now this is good stuff. Anything where the Ewok gets roasted. lol

Posted by: Guido - 'now with 75+% more hate' at December 19, 2013 09:04 AM (yICtd)

137

Where is the Blaster meltdown/flameout that I'm always hearing about? Pre-dates my time here, but anything that memorable is bound to be worthy of resurrecting....

And for the guys, Cake Girl, Kate Upton, Christina Hendricks, etc. - any/all of Ace's favorite ladies.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX (@Teresa_Koch) at December 19, 2013 09:04 AM (PZ6/M)

138 Oh...how could I forget: We're Kaboom People

Posted by: Stevie G at December 19, 2013 09:04 AM (x/lJo)

139

We have to republish on troll comment......Palin Steele "Capt. American".

Classic

Posted by: Mallamutt at December 19, 2013 09:04 AM (8Hjmg)

140 It would be nice if Paul Anka would put me some more f'ing knowledge.

Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at December 19, 2013 09:04 AM (DLu2s)

141 The "some guy" post, or the one about the douche who took 25 years to develop a business card.

Posted by: boned to the bone at December 19, 2013 09:04 AM (Ph479)

142 How about that Mad Libs thread? It had well over 1,000 posts.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 19, 2013 09:04 AM (olDqf)

143 The thread where Ace loses it over the bow discussion. Classic.

Posted by: Cashin at December 19, 2013 09:05 AM (TYEu4)

144 We also need at least one of the threads where we all get pissed at each other. ALL OF US.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here)-also drooling imbecile incapable of doing algebra or something at December 19, 2013 09:05 AM (659DL)

145 AoSHQ memes? Never heard of them.

Posted by: Charlie Gibson at December 19, 2013 01:03 PM (9F2c1)

**golf clap**

Top drawer, my friend. Top. Drawer.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 19, 2013 09:05 AM (zF6Iw)

146 The one about Obama having that psychological syndrome where he believes he's super competent because he's so incompetent.

Posted by: Carl at December 19, 2013 09:05 AM (nF4Jh)

147 And a guide to sockpuppets: Charlie Gibson, Hugh Hewett (though that doesn't get much use these days), Face-Sized Spider, Joe Biden. . .

Posted by: Lace Wigs at December 19, 2013 01:03 PM (zF6Iw)

...Lace Wigs...

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/i][/s][/u][/b] at December 19, 2013 09:06 AM (4df7R)

148 Or how about the one where ace chastised us for our jokes in the comments section by sneering that he is a professional humorist and knows what's funny whereas we don't. In fairness, you wouldn't know funny if it stuck to your shoe and trailed behind like toilet paper at your sister's wedding reception.

Posted by: toby928© Texan by birth, Moron by the grace of Ace at December 19, 2013 09:06 AM (QupBk)

149 any weasel thread

Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl at December 19, 2013 09:06 AM (u8GsB)

150

We also need at least one of the threads where we all get pissed at each other. ALL OF US.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here)-also drooling imbecile incapable of doing algebra or something at December 19, 2013 01:05 PM (659DL)

Fuck you.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 19, 2013 09:06 AM (zF6Iw)

151 And Marcotte's Law, of course.

Posted by: Stevie G at December 19, 2013 09:07 AM (x/lJo)

152 the post about woman who fell from her balcony to her death after it was mansplained to her that leaning against an unstable railing might cause her to fall from her balcony to her death despite her fabulous career as a media buyer/receptionist at an ad agency.

Posted by: Stevie G at December 19, 2013 01:03 PM (x/lJo)

Oh yes! That one was classic.

http://minx.cc/?post=345725 The Tweetable Guide To Media Myths And Left-wing Violence (Gabe)

Absolutely. I don't always agree with Gabe, but that post was excellent.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/i][/s][/u][/b] at December 19, 2013 09:07 AM (4df7R)

153 151 Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 19, 2013 01:06 PM (zF6Iw)

insert my ex sneering, "I'd just lay there and you'd fall in love..."

Posted by: sven10077 at December 19, 2013 09:07 AM (9jfyN)

154 Fuck you. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 19, 2013 01:06 PM (zF6Iw) Asshole RINO McRINERSON.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here)-also drooling imbecile incapable of doing algebra or something at December 19, 2013 09:08 AM (659DL)

155 Fuck you. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 19, 2013 01:06 PM (zF6Iw) Yeah, that one. lol.

Posted by: Guido - 'now with 75+% more hate' at December 19, 2013 09:08 AM (yICtd)

156 Sean Penn's magic Solo cup, Valerie Plame, Death of Bin Laden, Air America, Theo Van Gogh, Kelo, John Edwards, ... You have been around for an awful lot. I was here to follow your coverage from, almost, the very beginning. It's a helluva thing to take to the internet to create a thing called a "blog", attract total strangers to read it, and maintain their interest for 10 years. That's one hell of a feat. Well done, and congrats on your success.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 19, 2013 09:08 AM (DmNpO)

157

The Baedeker's Travel Guide to Peruvia.

MWR, what was the joke I made about Peruvian spiders that leapt on you, but always ended up 10 yards away in the wrong direction?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 19, 2013 09:08 AM (zF6Iw)

158 MARK MORFORD

Posted by: SF yoga boy at December 19, 2013 09:08 AM (jqaXj)

159 Fuck you.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 19, 2013 01:06 PM (zF6Iw)

YOU'RE NOT PURE!!!!

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at December 19, 2013 09:09 AM (fwARV)

160 Oh! Who was the gal who posted the glowing personal ad?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 19, 2013 09:09 AM (DmNpO)

161 The post where ace asks everyone to refer to palin steele as dum dum.

Posted by: buzzion at December 19, 2013 09:09 AM (LI48c)

162 In no particular order--the D&D candidate profiles, blurred lines, Erg vs the volcano, AtC's antifeminism post, Brietbart obituary, and a compilation of the StuckonStupid saga, if such a post exists. I've only been here 2 1/2 years, and though I read the archived posts through 2004, I know I've missed a lot of good posts in that 6+ year gap, to say nothing of the comments.

Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at December 19, 2013 09:09 AM (R+XDI)

163 We're ready for our guest appearance.

Posted by: Lace Wigs at December 19, 2013 09:09 AM (9TK8E)

164 Which is the one where Ace tells us to quit calling him a homo 'cause his grandma reads the blog?

Posted by: RoyalOil at December 19, 2013 09:10 AM (VjL9S)

165 The post in which a French journalist justified Dominique Strauss-Kahn's sexual assaults on the grounds that DSK rapes everyone.

Posted by: derfel at December 19, 2013 09:10 AM (cYQax)

166 Jacqueline Mackie Paisley Passey The Perfect Girl For Allah http://ace.mu.nu/archives/193209.php

Posted by: toby928© Texan by birth, Moron by the grace of Ace at December 19, 2013 09:10 AM (QupBk)

167 - Ace had his "Giant Animal" phase - giant jelly fish, giant ocean sunfish, giant other-stuff - a (long) while back. .. ... back when unemployment was 3.2% _

Posted by: BumperStickerist at December 19, 2013 09:11 AM (NQyj0)

168 Can you repost one of those threads where you shit on everybody who thought the GOP ought to oppose Barack Obama as "purists," then run a compare and contrast? That would be awesome.

Posted by: blaster at December 19, 2013 09:11 AM (W6bkf)

169 There've been a lot of good ones, most of which alas I cannot remember. I recall commenting that "This should go in the greatest hits section" a number of times.

Monty's "Money and Economics" lessons were really good.

Posted by: Null at December 19, 2013 09:11 AM (P7hip)

170
The DOOM postings - which, given how things are turning out, now looking like extracts from "Pollyanna".

And Paul Anka! Must have Paul Anka!

Posted by: Brown Line at December 19, 2013 09:11 AM (VrNoa)

171 Any post that included multiple picks of Kate Upton, Christina Hendricks, or Cake Girl.

Yeah, that's the ticket....

Posted by: Tex Lovera at December 19, 2013 09:11 AM (wtvvX)

172 Yes...yes...Blurred Lines

Something like

Robin Thicke Dug Up Marvin Gaye's Corpse and Filmed Himself Having Sex With It On YouTube

Posted by: Stevie G at December 19, 2013 09:11 AM (x/lJo)

173 Jacqueline Mackie Paisley Passey The Perfect Girl For Allah http://ace.mu.nu/archives/193209.php *** THAT'S the one! I was just asking about that.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 19, 2013 09:11 AM (DmNpO)

174 The post in which a French journalist justified Dominique Strauss-Kahn's sexual assaults on the grounds that DSK rapes everyone. This could well be the greatest post of all time.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here)-also drooling imbecile incapable of doing algebra or something at December 19, 2013 09:11 AM (659DL)

175 Actually, there already is a listing of all the AoSHQ memes. You can find it here: bit.ly/1er8sST

Posted by: The Lost Dutchman at December 19, 2013 09:12 AM (9F2c1)

176 How about the one with video of an actual Ewok in the wild, was it CPAC? The one time Ace outed himself before he went back to being all Salinger.

Posted by: Frumious Bandersnatch at December 19, 2013 09:12 AM (A0sHn)

177 The live commentary from the first pres debate in 2012 was unparalleled pee-in-your-pants funny

Posted by: Bruce Clark at December 19, 2013 09:12 AM (SANkk)

178 o, serously165 Which is the one where Ace tells us to quit calling him a homo 'cause his grandma reads the blog? Posted by: RoyalOil at December 19, 2013 01:10 PM (VjL9S) No, seriously. With all the sick shit that's said here, THATS what he was concerned that his grandma might read? Priceless.

Posted by: Guido - 'now with 75+% more hate' at December 19, 2013 09:13 AM (yICtd)

179

Oh, and Congrats, Ace - your blog (and the fine commenters) has kept me sane through all of the madness of the past 5 years.

Appreciate all of the hard work, sir.

Be sure and put up a donation stickie when you post your "Best of" posts - I don't always remember to hit the Tip Jar like I should....

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX (@Teresa_Koch) at December 19, 2013 09:13 AM (PZ6/M)

180 Please, god, no movie reviews.

Posted by: phat at December 19, 2013 09:13 AM (6dfeV)

181

Ace's epic review of Brokeback Mountain.

Look it up. Its an amazing piece.

Posted by: buzzion at December 19, 2013 09:13 AM (LI48c)

182 Definitely the one that started the long bow discussion in the comments. I don't even remember what the original post was about. I think it had to do with getting banned for fucked up comments.

Posted by: yahump at December 19, 2013 09:13 AM (BEpNb)

183 One thing that might be fun is to post a headlines-like thread that essentially just links to a month of posts from the past. Kind of like this: http://ace.mu.nu/archives/2004_11.php And let people scroll through at their leisure.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 19, 2013 09:13 AM (DmNpO)

184 Okay I can sort of explain the Ewok and elbows thing. When Ye Olde Blogge first started, some of the commenters who knew ace outside the grey box (steve and not steve?) would call him an Ewok. The Horde leapt on this and ace would get pissed and yell at us to knock it off with the Ewok shit. Then ace won CPAC's Blog of the Year award and showed up and gave a thoughtful, serious speech. What did the Horde get out of that? OMFG, look, ace really is an Ewok! And thus, Ewok. The cheerleader elbows thing is a joke about how no matter how hot the woman is, someone would pick out a flaw. "Look at those elbows, she'll take your eye out." And thus, elbows.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Now with extra taunting. at December 19, 2013 09:14 AM (VtjlW)

185 any weasel thread

Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl at December 19, 2013 01:06 PM (u8GsB)

Fossas!

Fossas prove the theory which I, a latecomer to the whole Naturalism game (but out of the gate with very solid work), have developed:

Any animal where you go "what the hell is that?" is some form of weasel.

http://ace.mu.nu/archives/337444.php

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/i][/s][/u][/b] at December 19, 2013 09:14 AM (4df7R)

186 new post up

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 19, 2013 09:14 AM (DmNpO)

187 Any Admiralty Law post by Gabe.

Posted by: Mama AJ at December 19, 2013 09:14 AM (SUKHu)

188 The Matt Yglesias beatdown over lulz journalism was a classic as well.

LINCOLN: To compel a man to labor against his will diminishes the value of labor, which is holy.

DOUGLASS: ur gay

Posted by: Stevie G at December 19, 2013 09:14 AM (x/lJo)

189 Dunno if it's been mentioned yet, but I remember the post that got me hooked on this place WAAAAAY back when. It got linked in NRO's The Corner. It was the one where you presented the 2004 democrat presidential candidates as D&D character profiles. That one was hilarious.

Posted by: Mitchell at December 19, 2013 09:14 AM (kVGRn)

190 >>>125 I want to see the really pissy one from 2005 (or 2006) where ace posted a photoshopped gravestone that said "The GOP: 1857-2005" and then mewled, "It was a good party while it lasted" Or how about the one where ace chastised us for our jokes in the comments section by sneering that he is a professional humorist and knows what's funny whereas we don't. Add the 20,000 word non-apology that he posted when he was excoriated over it. ... you say I chastised "us" for not being funny, but that's not true: I chastised YOU. There are plenty of funny people here. You are not among them. You are an idiot. Like many idiots, you do not understand you are an idiot, and think you have quite a bit on the ball. You think you're screamingly funny as you say stupid shit that often makes other people uncomfortable. I know we like to say that it's the Left that has an inflated sense of self and thinks they're just good at everything because they've got such good Self Esteem Training, but my God. This isn't *just* a failing on the left.

Posted by: Footie Pajama Guy at December 19, 2013 09:14 AM (/FnUH)

191 - also - the Joshua Boutrous Boutroous Michah Marshall posts were good. Spurwing Plover, if the essence of Spurwing can be captured in a Clips thread. Israeli Tank. _

Posted by: BumperStickerist at December 19, 2013 09:16 AM (NQyj0)

192 For the tenth anniversary, some banning could be lifted. I'd like to see Miss Marple again.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 19, 2013 09:16 AM (zF6Iw)

193 oh - Gabe's 'Maritime Law' series. _

Posted by: BumperStickerist at December 19, 2013 09:16 AM (NQyj0)

194 Kaboom.
*********

And OT -- Saw this last night but couldn't access it.

69 Hey y'all. Made it home. Video of the Bomber kids getting an early Christmas present - http://youtu.be/n3ZS5kBL4f0

Posted by: Bomber at December 18, 2013 10:49 PM (G8OL9)

Great ! Welcome Home. Merry Christmas

Posted by: gracepmc at December 19, 2013 09:17 AM (rznx3)

195 Actually, there already is a listing of all the AoSHQ memes. You can find it here: bit.ly/1er8sST

Posted by: The Lost Dutchman at December 19, 2013 01:12 PM (9F2c1)

And who could forget rickrolling?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 19, 2013 09:18 AM (zF6Iw)

196 I dunno, but it better have Howard Dean and some friggin' pancakes!

Posted by: Rusty at December 19, 2013 09:18 AM (8R8gK)

197 The guys get shirts and that post about Ace prostituting himself need to make the list.

Posted by: digitalbrownshirt at December 19, 2013 09:19 AM (Yx4EH)

198 Ace's stuff on Firefly, which culminates in the comments I believe of how the show should have been "Saffron the intergalactic Space Whore."

Posted by: buzzion at December 19, 2013 09:19 AM (LI48c)

199 186 Okay I can sort of explain the Ewok and elbows thing. When Ye Olde Blogge first started, some of the commenters who knew ace outside the grey box (steve and not steve?) would call him an Ewok. The Horde leapt on this and ace would get pissed and yell at us to knock it off with the Ewok shit. Then ace won CPAC's Blog of the Year award and showed up and gave a thoughtful, serious speech. What did the Horde get out of that? OMFG, look, ace really is an Ewok! And thus, Ewok. The cheerleader elbows thing is a joke about how no matter how hot the woman is, someone would pick out a flaw. "Look at those elbows, she'll take your eye out." And thus, elbows. Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Now with extra taunting. at December 19, 2013 01:14 PM (VtjlW) See now this is stuff I need to know. Like who threw the first pass in football. A "history of" would be awesome. With insider info, trivia etc. Maybe it would help me understand why the fuck I'm here. It keeps me up at night.

Posted by: Guido - 'now with 75+% more hate' at December 19, 2013 09:19 AM (yICtd)

200 Has anyone mentioned Kaboom? /ducks

Posted by: akula51[/b][/i][/s] at December 19, 2013 09:20 AM (sKsAS)

201 The "punching down" series is a no-brainer.

Posted by: MixtNuts at December 19, 2013 09:21 AM (XNawE)

202 Ace, your sock is showing.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 19, 2013 09:21 AM (da5Wo)

203 Oh and the how's and why's of getting barreled or banned would be useful because... well I'll have something to shoot for.

Posted by: Guido - 'now with 75+% more hate' at December 19, 2013 09:22 AM (yICtd)

204 Which post introduced the politish Sucker of Cock appellation?

Posted by: toby928© Texan by birth, Moron by the grace of Ace at December 19, 2013 09:22 AM (QupBk)

205 Oh, and hello, BC, from a couple of threads ago. Doing fine. Finally detoxed from my NYC trip. Kids are excited about bringing home our new puppy tomorrow.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at December 19, 2013 09:22 AM (CJjw5)

206 I was going to make something up to bring out of the archives and realized that anything I make up may have very well been covered. The current administration has well and truly killed parody.

Posted by: Blake at December 19, 2013 09:23 AM (HBuxY)

207 Anything from Obama's first inauguration day in 2009. You were on fire that day and this site was my only saving grace. I have fond memories of having this site open all day while my coworkers were whooping it up in the aisles and livestreaming the inauguration.

Posted by: Adrienne at December 19, 2013 09:23 AM (lVcuh)

208 For my edification, posts in which memes originated, such as hobo hunting, etc.

Posted by: Sphynx at December 19, 2013 09:24 AM (OZmbA)

209 The bit about the woman (excuse me - "womyn") who paints portraits of her cats..

Posted by: tomaig at December 19, 2013 09:24 AM (8ogqy)

210 207 Oh, and hello, BC, from a couple of threads ago. Doing fine. Finally detoxed from my NYC trip. Kids are excited about bringing home our new puppy tomorrow. Posted by: Empire of Jeff at December 19, 2013 01:22 PM (CJjw5) Excellent. Glad to hear it. Hellhound I presume? And, also from a couple threads ago, the mountain...I read it and thought "Yeah, sounds about right."

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 19, 2013 09:24 AM (da5Wo)

211 It was originally hobo strangulation, IIRC.

Posted by: toby928© Texan by birth, Moron by the grace of Ace at December 19, 2013 09:25 AM (QupBk)

212 203 The "punching down" series is a no-brainer.

Posted by: MixtNuts at December 19, 2013 01:21 PM (XNawE)

Aww, I remember the punching down guy.

Posted by: Sphynx at December 19, 2013 09:25 AM (OZmbA)

213 You know what my favorite post of all time is? (even though I got annoyed at subsequent discussions of that website)?

When Ace called out LGF. "Charles has his Dan Rather's moment" or something.

I read those entire threads, long before I posted as whatever pseudonym I used to go as.

I'm also partial to "Fizzle in the Drizzle", but I doubt you want to start another Palin fight.

Posted by: Shoot Me at December 19, 2013 09:26 AM (qiXMt)

214 210 For my edification, posts in which memes originated, such as hobo hunting, etc. Posted by: Sphynx at December 19, 2013 01:24 PM (OZmbA) This. Hobo Hunting. where did it begin?

Posted by: Guido - 'now with 75+% more hate' at December 19, 2013 09:26 AM (yICtd)

215 The one with that long winded joke - about a hunter and the bear who loves him. The one without a punchline?

Posted by: Achmed at December 19, 2013 09:26 AM (qfNFY)

216 Ace, I was just a lurker back then and not even posting at all So, suck it, you sanctimonious prick.

Posted by: Fart at December 19, 2013 09:26 AM (4XLSR)

217 So, suck it, you sanctimonious prick. See? Not funny at all.

Posted by: toby928© Texan by birth, Moron by the grace of Ace at December 19, 2013 09:27 AM (QupBk)

218 Paul Anka SAT!

Posted by: Filly at December 19, 2013 09:28 AM (xJhbp)

219 Maybe something about the time you made a joke about being 29 and now most people believe that it's true. Not that I still bring it up just to mess with people. At least I haven't this week. So far. There must be other incidents where people believed some joke like that...

Posted by: Mama AJ at December 19, 2013 09:28 AM (SUKHu)

220 the one about a silly French judge in Limoges, where I in a drunken stupor confused Limagues, Belgium with a city in France.

I'm lying: I wasn't drunk ( or drunk-drunk ), merely stupid. It comes and goes.

Seriously? The macguffin one, and some others I can't remember because of the drunken stupor I'm in......

Posted by: Momma Said There'd Be Days Like This at December 19, 2013 09:29 AM (ilMu5)

221 BOWFUCKER LADY! How could I forget? That one also launched an AoSHQ meme with some pretty long legs.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at December 19, 2013 09:30 AM (CJjw5)

222 221 Maybe something about the time you made a joke about being 29 and now most people believe that it's true.

Not that I still bring it up just to mess with people. At least I haven't this week. So far.

There must be other incidents where people believed some joke like that...

Posted by: Mama AJ at December 19, 2013 01:28 PM (SUKHu)

Hell ace still brings it up sometimes, and people still fall for it. And he's not 29, he will be 29 soon.

Posted by: buzzion at December 19, 2013 09:30 AM (LI48c)

223 Seriously, that funny one, and that other one. I still chuckle over that.

Posted by: toby928© Texan by birth, Moron by the grace of Ace at December 19, 2013 09:30 AM (QupBk)

224 How about that awesome campaign vid for Tim Pawlenty? You know: the one with all the explosions and the robocop scene and what not. I'd like to see that baby again.

Posted by: mr.midnight at December 19, 2013 09:30 AM (Kv/xV)

225

From September 2, 2004:

Andrew Sullivan: "I'm Not Easy to Offend"

http://tinyurl.com/q8tpb2f

I frickin' loved that one.

Posted by: Lewis at December 19, 2013 09:31 AM (Y3uPw)

226 Not going to read up, so... Jackie Mackey Paisley Passy! You and Allah attending Brokeback Mountain. Something with kerry and his hat and the patrol dog and 'seared, seared' in memory. That's just for starters.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 19, 2013 09:31 AM (oK8MP)

227
MWR, what was the joke I made about Peruvian spiders that leapt on you, but always ended up 10 yards away in the wrong direction?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 19, 2013 01:08 PM (zF6Iw)

Oh geez... I remember it, but I don't remember the specifics. lol!

*searches*

HAH! Found it!

The Peruvian spider-scorpion has a jump length of seven feet. However, as the unit of measurement in Peruvia is the meter, the spider-scorpions are unable to compensate for the difference and often land many yards away.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 10, 2013 10:43 AM (zF6Iw)

LOL!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/i][/s][/u][/b] at December 19, 2013 09:31 AM (4df7R)

228 Regarding the '09 inauguration day, I remember one post that was titled something like "my d*** just grew 6 inches!" OMG I was so rolling on the floor on that one just for the title.

Posted by: Adrienne at December 19, 2013 09:31 AM (lVcuh)

229 "Signs a clown is psychotic" or some title like that made me laugh. One amongst many. The one about the woman who had been a lawyer now painted cats was pretty funny, but maybe it's not a good idea to antagonize here again.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 19, 2013 09:32 AM (BC6cY)

230 fill up column-inches. Ooooh talk dirty to me Ace!

Posted by: Andy Sullivan with Bells On! at December 19, 2013 09:32 AM (RJMhd)

231
Maybe your first take on Barry Ocluster in 07 or 08 whenever.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 19, 2013 09:32 AM (MaP11)

232 Ace, I was just a lurker back then and not even posting at all So, suck it, you sanctimonious prick. Posted by: Fart at December 19, 2013 01:26 PM (4XLSR) -------------------- Why. Are. You. Here? You're not funny, you obviously have your ass on your shoulders or you're just a glutton for punishment. Isn't there some Off you could be fucking?

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at December 19, 2013 09:32 AM (CJjw5)

233 Isn't there some Off you could be fucking? Posted by: Empire of Jeff at December 19, 2013 01:32 PM (CJjw5) Nope. And therein lies the problem.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 19, 2013 09:34 AM (da5Wo)

234 Also "The Sexual Marketplace and How the Firesale-Prices Cost of Sex Hurts Women." Just the whole thing about "third-generation feminists" was great.

Posted by: Shoot Me at December 19, 2013 09:34 AM (qiXMt)

235 Isn't there some Off you could be fucking?

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at December 19, 2013 01:32 PM (CJjw5)

"Don't point him at me, you dick!"

-Off

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/i][/s][/u][/b] at December 19, 2013 09:34 AM (4df7R)

236 Trump, Blackie Lawless, etc. do 'The Apprentice'. Comedy gold. GOLD, Jerry!

Posted by: The Jotus at December 19, 2013 09:34 AM (zTqLi)

237 Repost that one with the throbbing gif comparing default Microsoft Word version of the Killian memo with the CBS published one.

Or maybe some of those cool bicycle trip photos.

Oh, wait . . .

Posted by: Sphynx at December 19, 2013 09:35 AM (OZmbA)

238 We have to republish on troll comment......Palin Steele "Capt. American". Classic ---- OMG yes

Posted by: Adrienne at December 19, 2013 09:35 AM (lVcuh)

239 Really, the first post about Toure Niblets and Peruvia would be a great one to revisit, ace. That NEVER gets old.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/i][/s][/u][/b] at December 19, 2013 09:35 AM (4df7R)

240 I hereby ban myself.

Posted by: Sphynx at December 19, 2013 09:35 AM (OZmbA)

241 - Thai trannies Ace's attempt - and success! - to be the first result when a person does a Google search for "cock holster" -

Posted by: BumperStickerist at December 19, 2013 09:36 AM (NQyj0)

242 Ace's guide to the 2004 Democratic Presidential candidates was the funniest thing I have ever read on line. That made me a regular AoS reader. I'd love to see it reposted, and I'd also love to see Ace do new stuff in that vein.

Posted by: Trimegistus at December 19, 2013 09:36 AM (2xCwE)

243 "In Case You Missed It: How Jay Mohr Pretty Much Saved My Life" http://ace.mu.nu/archives/059250.php which honestly, Ace, has probably saved some people's lives.

Posted by: m at December 19, 2013 09:36 AM (omrQI)

244 Pretty much any thread where MACHINES FOR SALE showed up and commented.

And any thread where I commented, too. I'm pretty clever, I think.

Heh. Off to the barrel just for typing that, I suppose.

Posted by: Sharkman at December 19, 2013 09:36 AM (TM1p8)

245 237 Isn't there some Off you could be fucking?
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at December 19, 2013 01:32 PM (CJjw5)

"Don't point him at me, you dick!"

-Off

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at December 19, 2013 01:34 PM (4df7R)

Well I suppose there is some Yourself he can Go and find to Fuck.

Posted by: buzzion at December 19, 2013 09:36 AM (LI48c)

246 Personal favorites:

Crossbows vs. Longbows (though the fun in that one is the comments, can't remember the content of the post)

Pudding dipping after the Scott Brown victory

Kaboom (probably the funniest thing you've ever written, Ace)

MacGuffin is classic, though recent. Just a brilliant insight

The Ewok stalking of Rubio

Harry Reid the pedophile

Cowbell (although the fun of that one is the SNL skit)

Posted by: Dave in Fla at December 19, 2013 09:36 AM (xZQaE)

247
That one you recently published over at the Federalist.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 19, 2013 09:37 AM (MaP11)

248 234 Empire of Jef, Now now fart serves a vital function...without him we'd not have Beano....

Posted by: sven10077 at December 19, 2013 09:37 AM (ucVqd)

249 Whoa, that AS post was pre-hash tags.

Posted by: toby928© Texan by birth, Moron by the grace of Ace at December 19, 2013 09:37 AM (QupBk)

250 Flaming skulls with Blogo hair.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 19, 2013 09:37 AM (oK8MP)

251 I'd love to see something on Obama's first inauguration day. I wasn't visiting here then

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 19, 2013 09:37 AM (BC6cY)

252 Thanks to this thread, I now know the meaning of pointy elbows-- can anyone enlighten me as to what the "longbow" comments are about?

Posted by: Filly at December 19, 2013 09:38 AM (xJhbp)

253 I didn't get Kaboom. Call me thick.

Posted by: Sphynx at December 19, 2013 09:38 AM (OZmbA)

254 I love this place, my favorite place on the internet, best writing out there without a doubt

there was a post where you took down Ezra Klein, I remember a video where he said "deb-it-tors" in an attempt to sound smart and you ripped him a new one over it - of course that was only a small part of it, but it was a perfect example of the appropriate use of profanity when insulting someone because at that point it was no longer worth treating them as someone worth taking seriously

Posted by: chelsea danger at December 19, 2013 09:38 AM (KfDDN)

255 That one you recently published over at the Federalist.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 19, 2013 01:37 PM (MaP11)

Well played

Posted by: Frumious Bandersnatch at December 19, 2013 09:38 AM (A0sHn)

256 Kaboom cereal.

Posted by: LTK at December 19, 2013 09:38 AM (o3ETN)

257 Andrew Breitbart's finest hour: Crashing the press conference for Anthony Weiner.

Posted by: Brisco County at December 19, 2013 09:40 AM (+D/b7)

258 CAC certainly has come a long way here from having his posts taken down because he posted some big tits covered in green paint, to The Federalist.

Posted by: buzzion at December 19, 2013 09:40 AM (LI48c)

259 First post where the question was asked if "Snakes on a Plane" was a real thing.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 19, 2013 09:40 AM (oK8MP)

260 "They Done Found Us Out, Cletus" was pretty funny. Of course, I can click a link in the sidebar for it, so don't know that it needs to be published.

And the Dick Cheney fun facts thread where "Night of the Cougar Man" made its debut.

James Doohan's elegy was also hilarious.

Posted by: Sharkman at December 19, 2013 09:40 AM (TM1p8)

261

Gosh, one of the threads from the Wisconsin/Scott Walker vs. the Unions era would be great. Some of those comments were awesome, too.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/i][/s][/u][/b] at December 19, 2013 09:40 AM (4df7R)

262

Kaboom kids:

http://ace.mu.nu/archives/343109.php

Posted by: Frumious Bandersnatch at December 19, 2013 09:41 AM (A0sHn)

263 Thanks for the link, NDH I just read the Keith Olbermann and the Ground Zero Mosque: Niemoller was not speaking abstractly. "Yeah, Keith. I got that it wasn't a fucking metaphor or something. Yeah, I've heard stories about what went down in Germany in the late thirties. But no, you put me straight and put me square, Keith. What on earth was he talking about?" LOL.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 19, 2013 09:42 AM (BC6cY)

264

Also, need the infamous Memorial Day weekend ONT.

Plus, Banhammer I and Banhammer II: Son of Banhammer. Just to see how many comments it finally got to sand who truly was "Last!"

Posted by: Mallamutt at December 19, 2013 09:42 AM (wfk7/)

265 Ace was yelling at people for making racist jokes that were not funny. In the midst of that, someone asked someone else a question about longbows and/or crossbows. Ace was less than amused that his lecture thread also contained a bunch of comments debating the merits of each weapon. BRB with the link. So now it's a joke: if you really want to get people arguing here, start the lb vs cb debate.

Posted by: Mama AJ at December 19, 2013 09:42 AM (SUKHu)

266 Best should be in multiple categories.

Best rant
Funniest
Best serious commentary
Best scold/banhammer/resistance

Posted by: Lord Humungous at December 19, 2013 09:43 AM (Kkt/i)

267 Anything mocking Meghan McCain.

Dick Cheney epic thread.
Bolton's Stache.

Posted by: mpfs, Christmas Fishstick at December 19, 2013 09:44 AM (ocjHE)

268 255 I didn't get Kaboom. Call me thick.

Posted by: Sphynx at December 19, 2013 01:38 PM (OZmbA)

Agreed. The Kaboom thing was just weird to me, perhaps because I'd never heard nor seen that cereal before in my life.

Posted by: radar at December 19, 2013 09:44 AM (eNZFc)

269 Or the infamous Valentine's Day thread that almost ended thread comments altogether.

Posted by: Brisco County at December 19, 2013 09:44 AM (+D/b7)

270 Andrew Breitbart's finest hour: Crashing the press conference for Anthony Weiner.

Posted by: Brisco County at December 19, 2013 01:40 PM (+D/b7)

YES.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/i][/s][/u][/b] at December 19, 2013 09:45 AM (4df7R)

271 Thanks to this thread, I now know the meaning of pointy elbows-- can anyone enlighten me as to what the "longbow" comments are about? Posted by: Filly at December 19, 2013 01:38 PM (xJhbp) Very very very short version, ace posted about racial humor and not using it and he was being dead serious about it all. In the comments, someone mentioned something about longbows v. crossbows and how the greater firepower of longbows led to military dominance way back when. A fairly interesting academic discussion about this started. Then ace came in the comments and asked that we please knock if off with the longbows shit because he wanted us to concentrate on the topic of the post. The Horde took that direction as well as one would expect. I'm not kidding that ace nearly said fuck all y'all I'm out about it.
In retrospect, it's hilarious. At the time, not as much.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Now with extra taunting. at December 19, 2013 09:46 AM (VtjlW)

272 The gun post where I was called a "shit weasel". Good times.

Posted by: Guido - 'now with 75+% more hate' at December 19, 2013 09:46 AM (yICtd)

273 Definitely the Scandi episode. Slice like a fucking hammer. Several of your better quizzes from the day.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at December 19, 2013 09:46 AM (OrTTr)

274

The Kaboom thing was just weird to me, perhaps because I'd never heard nor seen that cereal before in my life.

When I first saw it in Pulp Fiction I thought it was a joke cereal (because she has a gun in the box, get it?), later learned that it existed. Then ace taught us its meaning.

Posted by: Frumious Bandersnatch at December 19, 2013 09:46 AM (A0sHn)

275 How about a compilation of "scumbag dies from the love of a good woman and JDAMs, but mostly JDAMs" posts.

Posted by: justin at December 19, 2013 09:46 AM (y9dfJ)

276

Jacqueline Mackie Paisley Passey

Dick Cheney

John Bolton

"Thanks Nancy"

Sockpuppet Glenn

Posted by: 10 years a lurker at December 19, 2013 09:46 AM (dYju0)

277 THE COMPLETE PAUL ANKA INTEGRITY KICK

Posted by: Jeff B. at December 19, 2013 09:46 AM (hDIEK)

278 Anka.

Longbows.

The first appearance of Lace Wigs.

Something with the Andrew Sullivan crazy eyes cartoon.

Posted by: Kevin in ABQ at December 19, 2013 09:47 AM (XrGnJ)

279 The D&D Guide to the 2004 Democratic Presidential Primary Candidates.

Posted by: Jeff B. at December 19, 2013 09:47 AM (hDIEK)

280 Dang, I see people have beaten me to the punch.

Posted by: Jeff B. at December 19, 2013 09:48 AM (hDIEK)

281 Thanks, Nancy!

Posted by: eman at December 19, 2013 09:48 AM (EWsrI)

282 Why not write an Ace of Spades HQ Lexicon? As some might know, I have a large online political lexicon. I give Ace credit for quite a few terms, such as: MFM SCOAMF TBOTFG Stepford Media MSNBC White Malnegligence Gaaafe of Gaaaffe ...and more. The best lexicon, however, comes directly from Ace and the readers. Ask directly for the best-remembered words and phrases (and not just posts).

Posted by: Barry Popik at December 19, 2013 09:49 AM (3XCWf)

283

The initial post was brief but the subsequent comments were epic. Rerelease my second chakra!

http://tinyurl.com/2ewt9j3

Posted by: Foul Harold at December 19, 2013 09:49 AM (m/WmK)

284 CROSSBOWS FTW! FUCK LONGBOWS! *sits and waits quietly* *hands over his capitalization privileges to AtC*

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 19, 2013 09:50 AM (da5Wo)

285 THE FIRST EVER FLAMEWAR THREAD.

This would've been right after the Terry Schiavo debacle.

Posted by: Jeff B. at December 19, 2013 09:50 AM (hDIEK)

286 Bring back the Andy Sullivan Chagrin-o-meter.

Posted by: HoboJerky, now with 56% more DOOM! at December 19, 2013 09:50 AM (09o/X)

287 things we'd rather do than watch Obamas State of the Union

Posted by: avi at December 19, 2013 09:51 AM (kcF49)

288 Yeah. We need something with the WARCOCK of Dick Cheney.

Posted by: akula51[/b][/i][/s] at December 19, 2013 09:52 AM (sKsAS)

289 265
Kaboom kids:

http://ace.mu.nu/archives/343109.php

Posted by: Frumious Bandersnatch at December 19, 2013 01:41 PM (A0sHn)

OK, just re-read the Kaboom post and watched the Tarantino clip. Still don't get it. I mean, I get the point of the post ( I think) and the "i was a deprived child, deprived of the proper sugary cereal level" and Kaboom is scary and all, but still. Is there a symbolism here, or is Kaboom a political or philosophical metaphor?

Like I said. I'm thick.

Posted by: Sphynx at December 19, 2013 09:52 AM (OZmbA)

290 "What a delightfully coquettish little minx Mrs. Kim was turning out to be. And so the tango of desire continued." This turn of phrase you use is still " SEARED into my brain." But what the hell - I lived the Kaboom life. I'm easy.

Posted by: BuilderDoug at December 19, 2013 09:53 AM (9GVPy)

291 I think Kaboom was a meta-metaphor.

Posted by: akula51[/b][/i][/s] at December 19, 2013 09:53 AM (sKsAS)

292 288 THE FIRST EVER FLAMEWAR THREAD. This would've been right after the Terry Schiavo debacle. Posted by: Jeff B. at December 19, 2013 01:50 PM (hDIEK) ************** Damn it. We are going to "live" to regret that decision. We don't starve and dehydrate dogs--but somehow it is okay to do that to humans in this country.

Posted by: Andy Sullivan with Bells On! at December 19, 2013 09:54 AM (RJMhd)

293 The Night of the Sodomizing Cougar Man

Posted by: wooga at December 19, 2013 09:54 AM (ukrOI)

294

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 10, 2013 10:43 AM (zF6Iw)

Thanks, MWR. One of the few moments here where I thought I posted something genuinely funny.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 19, 2013 09:54 AM (zF6Iw)

295 Honey badger

Posted by: eman at December 19, 2013 09:55 AM (EWsrI)

296 Remember the Scott Beauchamp Haiku Contest? That was classic shit with amazing soulpatterns of mindthoughts.

Posted by: radar at December 19, 2013 09:55 AM (eNZFc)

297 Fred Thompson

Posted by: eman at December 19, 2013 09:56 AM (EWsrI)

298

Jack M.'s epic poetry.

Posted by: buzzion at December 19, 2013 09:56 AM (LI48c)

299 Iraqi weddings

Posted by: eman at December 19, 2013 09:57 AM (EWsrI)

300 Buttfucking those Puerto Rican boys in exchange for some tennis shoes was pretty funny.

Posted by: Pendejo at December 19, 2013 09:57 AM (4cA6A)

301 Inauguration 2009 -- the haikus, the "who shot the curtains" snark. Man, were we ever right about this guy.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at December 19, 2013 09:57 AM (Ec6wH)

302 On August 6, 1945, 70,000 people in Hiroshima were killed by a bad case of the Mondays and an atomic bomb, but mostly an atomic bomb.

Posted by: wooga at December 19, 2013 09:58 AM (ukrOI)

303 Also, the Blago Flaming Wig Skull.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at December 19, 2013 09:58 AM (Ec6wH)

304 You have to have a Sharknado! retrospective, as well as a discourse on Thai Tranny teen asian anal cum sluts.

Posted by: Iblis at December 19, 2013 09:58 AM (9221z)

305

This would've been right after the Terry Schiavo debacle.
Posted by: Jeff B. at December 19, 2013 01:50 PM (hDIEK)

I hope her scumball "husband" has incurable painful, maggot-ridden, suppurating, stinking genital herpes from the skank he was fucking while his wife lay in a coma.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 19, 2013 10:01 AM (zF6Iw)

306 Oh, Sharknado. How could I forget Sharknado.

Posted by: akula51[/b][/i][/s] at December 19, 2013 10:02 AM (sKsAS)

307 Repost the one about trying to have sex with 5 women in 48 hours, where you talk yourself into the old girlfriend's bathroom and proceed to violate her underwear that's drying on the shower rod.

That's soooooo damned funny.

Also, who's 'The Meatball'? I missed that one.

Posted by: Andrew at December 19, 2013 10:02 AM (cq0FO)

308 Enough with your Agincourt crap!

Posted by: brak at December 19, 2013 10:02 AM (M2qTM)

309 I think I've been reading for about 5 years. I had never read the thing about Ace prostituting himself. Currently in tears. Thanks for being awesome Ace.

Posted by: Big T Party at December 19, 2013 10:02 AM (YVWNt)

310 I saw Thai Tranny Teen Asian Anal Cum Sluts open for the Cowsills on the Ed Sullivan show.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 19, 2013 10:03 AM (zF6Iw)

311 How about some of those recent John Ekdahl posts where he asked a question in the title(about some crazy conspiracy theory) and the entire post was "No."?

Posted by: Shoot Me at December 19, 2013 10:03 AM (qiXMt)

312 I can't think of one in particular but you should include one that had the whole HQ and 'my minions' gimmick.

And maybe that movie review that was about 100,000 words long.

Posted by: justaguy at December 19, 2013 10:03 AM (5tHN/)

313 The comments section where Breitbart first showed up (Hi, Andrew!)
Because since then, I haven't read the posts. Out of respect.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at December 19, 2013 10:05 AM (xq1UY)

314 So when is the official tenth anniversary day, anyway?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 19, 2013 10:05 AM (zF6Iw)

315 Yeah, the Schiavo episode was raw nerves, but I'm more ambivalent about it now than I was then.

Either way, that was what made the flamewar so GLORIOUS back then. 1.) Everybody was riled up as hell; 2.) It was a smaller, more tight-knit community back then so we could all rank on each other without actually having out-and-out hatred come to the surface (oh man, Ace nailed me to the wall when I suddenly got all "wait, am I hurting anyone's feelings? I'm sorry!"); 3.) We were all a lot funnier back then. Now we're older and more embittered.

Anyway, the First Flamewar Thread is one of the greatest commenter (and Ace)-driven threads in the history of the blog, and the "Damage Report" after-action assessment from the next morning is nearly as good.

Posted by: Jeff B. at December 19, 2013 10:06 AM (hDIEK)

316 The link to the link to the picture purporting to be one of the current commenters in a white thong bi mono-kini, passed out on a picnic table ... ... strictly for the Art ...

Posted by: Slab Manly, Member, The League of Ugly Shirted Gentlemen at December 19, 2013 10:06 AM (FlRtG)

317
Yep the one with sullivan saying it was his co-writers or whatever writing, but with his name on it.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 19, 2013 10:07 AM (MaP11)

318 The Mr Tranh posts about the HQ in the Empire State Building. And the Johnny-Fucking-Coldcuts posts. Please.

Posted by: hobbiehawk at December 19, 2013 10:08 AM (AQ3lr)

319

Repost the item from 2005 on Peter Yarrow's molestation conviction that you stole from Dave At Garfield Ridge without attribution, that I tipped him to. Google finds the comment section from your article, without the article itself.

Posted by: Born Free at December 19, 2013 10:08 AM (xL8Hf)

320 >>Also, who's 'The Meatball'? I missed that one. That's very recent. CAC. For posting at the Federalist instead of here.

Posted by: Mama AJ at December 19, 2013 10:08 AM (SUKHu)

321 Tri-corner hat girl

Posted by: buzzion at December 19, 2013 10:09 AM (LI48c)

322 Here's one that people probably don't remember, but which was as good as anything Ace has ever written: George Bush as Donald Trump/Paul Anka, reaming out Don Rumsfeld for Abu Ghraib. ("THE GUYS GET PANTS!")

Posted by: Jeff B. at December 19, 2013 10:09 AM (hDIEK)

323 You posted a great story on a Thanksgiving day that included a quote from Reagan's shining city on a hill speech. I would love to see that agin.

Posted by: chris at December 19, 2013 10:09 AM (zJi2w)

324

Oh, Sharknado. How could I forget Sharknado.

The magic moment there was when it actually aired and ace was like, the buildup was 90% of the joke, do I actually have to watch this shit to finish the joke?

Posted by: Frumious Bandersnatch at December 19, 2013 10:09 AM (A0sHn)

325 @317, 30 Dec, but us real regulars were just sitting here looking at a blank screen for months before that waiting for Ace to show up. My lawn? Off it.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at December 19, 2013 10:09 AM (xq1UY)

326 >>Yep the one with sullivan saying it was his co-writers or whatever writing, but with his name on it. Oh, the day of the "One Voice" posts.

Posted by: Mama AJ at December 19, 2013 10:09 AM (SUKHu)

327 Thank you for clearing up longbows vs. crossbows!

I think I stopped in via a link from other sites sporadically, but what made me a regular was either the Hillary! reset button (I was on a long car ride with my husband and spent like an hour reading the comments out loud to my husband) or the one about Obama's horrific gifts to a visiting dignitary and his family-- IIRC, they handed out crappy made-in-China crap from the White House gift shop and somebody commented "Yep, Worf stiffed 'em" and I laughed and laughed for like 10 minutes.

Posted by: Filly at December 19, 2013 10:10 AM (xJhbp)

328 I still LuLz at the D&D Guide to Democrat Candidates. Maybe cuz I'm a giant dork. Roll to hit!

Posted by: maloderous at December 19, 2013 10:10 AM (p2s4o)

329 did anyone mention the dum-dum post yet?

Posted by: navycopjoe Bring me Rodger's head on a plate!!! at December 19, 2013 10:10 AM (JFrBt)

330 >>>Or how about the one where ace chastised us for our jokes in the comments section by sneering that he is a professional humorist and knows what's funny whereas we don't.

By the way, I hate to break it to you but this is for the most part true. There are definitely some funny morons around here, but the hit-to-miss ratio among the general horde as a whole is something like 1:500.

There's a reason I don't try to be 'funny' anymore. Well, except unwittingly.

Posted by: Jeff B. at December 19, 2013 10:11 AM (hDIEK)

331 323 >>Also, who's 'The Meatball'? I missed that one.

That's very recent.

CAC.

For posting at the Federalist instead of here.

Posted by: Mama AJ at December 19, 2013 02:08 PM (SUKHu

Nah its before that. Its because he kept putting up his election poll threads stomping ace's threads.

Posted by: buzzion at December 19, 2013 10:12 AM (LI48c)

332 Wasn't there a First Open Thread, some years after the blog started? Where you said, I don't know, maybe this will be useful? Which could be fun to see.

Posted by: m at December 19, 2013 10:13 AM (omrQI)

333 Poetry slam for she-who-shall-not-be-named (initials are DF)

and the Marco Rubio Ewok tumblrs (all.of.them)

comedy gold

Posted by: no one of consequence at December 19, 2013 10:14 AM (whMsz)

334 oh, remember the meme-breaker 3 Taliban killed by cruise missle and eaten by a bear but mostly wait it was the bear

Posted by: navycopjoe Bring me Rodger's head on a plate!!! at December 19, 2013 10:14 AM (JFrBt)

335 Ace! Your "interview" with Michael Moore is what made me start following this site. It's gotta happen!!

Posted by: alan at December 19, 2013 10:15 AM (Fh/58)

336 how about the guest post breibart did where he said he was just here to steal us

Posted by: navycopjoe Bring me Rodger's head on a plate!!! at December 19, 2013 10:15 AM (JFrBt)

337 "someguy" punching up. Or something.

Posted by: punching down at December 19, 2013 10:16 AM (whMsz)

338 Oh, and the DnD guide to the Democrat primary of 2004 was pretty good as well.

Posted by: alan at December 19, 2013 10:16 AM (Fh/58)

339

Mr. Paul Anka.

Fun Facts about Dick Cheney.

Like a Viking.

Posted by: PENULTIMATUM at December 19, 2013 10:17 AM (98agg)

340 "By the way, I hate to break it to you but this is for the most part true. There are definitely some funny morons around here, but the hit-to-miss ratio among the general horde as a whole is something like 1:500.

There's a reason I don't try to be 'funny' anymore. Well, except unwittingly."

For whatever reason, I think Ace's funniest posts are the ones in which he's just responding to an idea or a story rather than consciously trying to be funny. When he says "this is one of the funniest things I've written" it's a pretty good tipoff that I personally won't find it all that funny. IMHO.

Posted by: Filly at December 19, 2013 10:18 AM (xJhbp)

341 The creepy stalker guy who knew mixed-signal girl wanted him because she kept touching her hair, which everybody knows means "Take me now!"

Posted by: CrabbyOldBat at December 19, 2013 10:18 AM (ZVKoE)

342

The 100+ year old whale with the old harpoon stuck in him.

"Chalk one up for team biped!"

Posted by: Alamo at December 19, 2013 10:18 AM (m/tN9)

343 I'm a total dork, so I'd like to see the old Democrat D&D post from the 2004 election season. Seeing that linked over at NRO is what got me to come over here in the first place.

Also the one about Scarlett Johannson's boobies. Because freedom.

Posted by: physics geek at December 19, 2013 10:19 AM (MT22W)

344 Also definitely Tri-Corner Hat Girl and Cake Girl.

Posted by: Big T Party at December 19, 2013 10:22 AM (YVWNt)

345 The excellent movie review of The Master.

Posted by: m at December 19, 2013 10:24 AM (omrQI)

346 Another vote for infamous Memorial Day Weekend thread (think it was 2009) and of course, Banhammer 1 and 2. Sadly, many people here now weren't here back then. :-(

Posted by: Sassy at December 19, 2013 10:24 AM (LINs9)

347 The post where you told us that Breitbart read the comments.

Posted by: m at December 19, 2013 10:26 AM (omrQI)

348 How about the one about Ashley Judd's puffy face and the patriarchy? That one had me in stiches for weeks.

Posted by: JeremiadBullfrog at December 19, 2013 10:27 AM (Y5I9o)

349 349 hey homegirl i'm going home in 10 days, bringing the girl to freeze with me

Posted by: navycopjoe Bring me Rodger's head on a plate!!! at December 19, 2013 10:27 AM (JFrBt)

350 And freeze you will, NCJ. Today we had a heat wave because we made it up to 40 degrees. Tomorrow back down to the 30s and of course, you should expect 20s and lower by the time you get here. Blame the lake.

Posted by: Sassy at December 19, 2013 10:28 AM (LINs9)

351 how about any post which can lure wherestherum back to say hi

Posted by: navycopjoe Bring me Rodger's head on a plate!!! at December 19, 2013 10:29 AM (JFrBt)

352 >>>When he says "this is one of the funniest things I've written" it's a pretty good tipoff that I personally won't find it all that funny. IMHO.

Eh, sometimes. I think a statement like that usually comes from a sense on his part that "damn I put a lot of effort and revision and thought into this." I agree that sometimes a casual approach leads to big laughs, but then again look at the Robin Thicke and Kaboom posts -- the Thicke one is slightly better (because it's less massaged and revised; the Kaboom one is a bit over-stuffed post-rewrite, IMO) but they're both monumentally funny and their length is a huge part of that.

Posted by: Jeff B. at December 19, 2013 10:30 AM (hDIEK)

353 Seconded:
the "Breitbart reads only the comments" post

StuckonStupid's epic recount of Doucheboy, Twilight Fan and Wolverine

Posted by: Bandwagon, James Bandwagon at December 19, 2013 10:30 AM (whMsz)

354 353 Blame the lake I always do we're just going to crash my oldest sister's party on new years she lives over by 160th and harlem in tinley so there should be snow everywhere

Posted by: navycopjoe Bring me Rodger's head on a plate!!! at December 19, 2013 10:31 AM (JFrBt)

355 The one about Clinton's DNC speech: http://ace.mu.nu/archives/332600.php

Posted by: ol_dirty_/b/tard at December 19, 2013 10:32 AM (KSjsb)

356 357 - let me know if you'd like some restaurant recommendations. A lot of new places opened here recently.

Posted by: Sassy at December 19, 2013 10:32 AM (LINs9)

357 hmmmm, any good ones by grace and broadway? i'm going to take her to see the old place and take her to Lincoln park the pee smell in the Addison tunnel is a childhood memory

Posted by: navycopjoe Bring me Rodger's head on a plate!!! at December 19, 2013 10:34 AM (JFrBt)

358
ScandiHate

100 year old whale with the old harpoon

Memorial Day

Longbows

Volcanoes

Paul Anka

Kaboom

Seattle Peace Calendar

Breitbart tries to steal the Horde

Nora O'Donnell and the pudding cup

The Horde chastises Allen Glines after he trolls the HQ

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 19, 2013 10:35 AM (TIIx5)

359 Also definitely Tri-Corner Hat Girl and Cake Girl.

Posted by: Big T Party at December 19, 2013 02:22 PM (YVWNt)

===================

Bunk.

Posted by: physics geek at December 19, 2013 10:36 AM (MT22W)

360
Night of the Sodomizing Cougar-Man

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 19, 2013 10:36 AM (TIIx5)

361 The Sleeza Moochowski coke bear .JPEG from the 2010 election.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars [/i] [/b] [/s] at December 19, 2013 10:37 AM (bcA4R)

362 I was going to say Dick Cheney and the cougar. Or was it a puma?

And the D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates. It's right there in the sidebar, under "Greatest Hitjobs."

Or, you could just refer to the sidebar section entitled "Greatest Hitjobs." It's a collection of the funny.

Posted by: Phinn at December 19, 2013 10:37 AM (KOGmz)

363 And a retrospective of posts from the carefree days when Lace Wigs and Machines For Sale would stop by to regale us with truly inspired spamming...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars [/i] [/b] [/s] at December 19, 2013 10:39 AM (bcA4R)

364 Palin Steele Capt America
Erg vs The Volcano
Paul Anka
Kaboom Cereal
Cool Health Facts from Joe Biden

Posted by: kbdabear at December 19, 2013 10:41 AM (aTXUx)

365

A little late here, and certainly haven't read all 360+ previous entries yet, but I want to relive "Inauguration Day at the AoS Headquarters", complete with the pictures again.

I don't think I have had as many snot bubbles come out of my nose from laughing, than I had that day.

The comments were the best ever, especially the one about Moochelle wearing the bulletproof vest(s) on her hips...

Posted by: Gunslinger at December 19, 2013 10:41 AM (4S7hN)

366 There was a memorable one about cuckhold husbands being secretly gay. Let's elect that the best thread ever.

Posted by: Brisco County at December 19, 2013 10:46 AM (cxM9c)

367 someone emailed this: But every so often you just CATCH FIRE! Today (5/21/2007) is one of those days. Great work. ------------- 8/2/2007 ... I'm putting this here because this post will be my guide for finding old stuff to be republished, and if I don't post it here, I will forget it. So I'm not self-bragging, I'm just using this as a one-shot shopping post.

Posted by: ace at December 19, 2013 10:47 AM (/FnUH)

368 NCJ -- yes! A great restaurant called Taverna 750 is the best in Boystown. Stellar service - seriously great service and the food is exceptional. Great flatbread pizza, the Mediterranean/Italian dishes are unbelievably good. Try the mozzarella wrapped in phyllo dough with drizzled honey and pistachio nuts. Everything is good there.

Posted by: Sassy at December 19, 2013 10:47 AM (LINs9)

369 NCJ - Forgot to mention that Taverna 750 is on the corner of Halsted and Cornelia -- so not far at all from Grace and Broadway.

Posted by: Sassy at December 19, 2013 10:49 AM (LINs9)

370 Repost the one about Bill Maher being a pocked mark little punk who couldn't get a date until he' made a million dollars. There was a line about him wearing elevator shoes and going to the Playboy mansion to try and get blown by a 19 year old that was just hilarious.

Posted by: JDL at December 19, 2013 11:00 AM (gdxix)

371 Your EPIC smack down of Robin Thicke.

Posted by: Ten Most Interesting Man at December 19, 2013 11:13 AM (/rhjC)

372 It's been hit above but Dem Candidates glossed as D&D Mythos is my all time fave ...

Posted by: Joe at December 19, 2013 11:17 AM (69fz+)

373 Although the shine has fallen off of his star a little, the thing that brought me to the site was the Rubio/Ewok threads.

Posted by: Boone at December 19, 2013 11:18 AM (lfeyq)

374 Empire of Jeff's "Human Missile Crisis"

Posted by: Alec Leamas at December 19, 2013 11:21 AM (nnkXw)

375 The Chris Matthews free association piece.

A few of the Top 10 Lists about John Kerry.

The Women's thing Written by Men

Posted by: Chelsea Dagger, formerly The Q at December 19, 2013 11:26 AM (A2oiR)

376 Definitely the Robin Thicke "blurred lines" take down.

Posted by: Quintapalus at December 19, 2013 11:28 AM (hcAYz)

377 As for greatest comments, I will never forget EOJ's Corky comment. Never.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 19, 2013 11:31 AM (DmNpO)

378 Jose Canseco's Mensa level twitter feed.

Posted by: Kas(ktgreat) at December 19, 2013 11:32 AM (Bl4dy)

379 Lace Front Wigs!

Posted by: Iblis at December 19, 2013 11:33 AM (9221z)

380 I still go back to look for a Campaign '08 post on Joe Biden's tale of TERROR AT 2000 FEET, featuring Lance Corporal Brock Hardchest and other such heroes.

Posted by: marc at December 19, 2013 11:33 AM (P9kUH)

381 The one where the Catholic Church screwed over D&D by getting rid of purgatory and Nerds everywhere had a collective shitgasm

Posted by: Iblis at December 19, 2013 11:36 AM (9221z)

382 Dick Cheney Facts. Site needs moar 'Night of the Rampaging Cougar-Man'.

Posted by: BC at December 19, 2013 11:48 AM (dow72)

383 The guys get shirts!

Posted by: Pelopidas at December 19, 2013 11:50 AM (a+M8j)

384 Kaboom!, by far one of the best articles I've read, anywhere, ever. One of the last E-Mails i sent my dad was an Email telling him he had to read this post. He passed soon after. When going through his desk I found the Kaboom article printed out in color. I don't know that he ever got to read it, I like to think he did. Anyhow, that would be my vote.

Posted by: PagodaMaster at December 19, 2013 12:00 PM (N0osC)

385 Narrow it down to two (2) posts per year over the ten.
So that makes . . . well, whatever.
And, come on, you've got your faves of which you
don't need to be reminded.
But don't re-publish, just link. With an introductory comment or two for each item.
NOW---the important part---
Write a nice brand new long long long thingy on the past.
Fill it up with insights, trivia, regrets, revelations, recriminations,
alliteration, allegory and anything that comes to mind.
Start today. Make it the Decade Past Epic Post of Greatest Length Ever.
Also, think about starting a second SFW site (with the cobs) so as to
spread this wonderful shit---I mean content---around and around until
you get an offer you can't refuse.
Then refuse it.
YOU MORON!!!

Posted by: silicon valium gyrl at December 19, 2013 12:03 PM (swr8L)

386

There was a thread on the topic of the "Punch down!" guy (I think he called himself "Someguy") and/or whether to ban him. He was just totally obnoxious.

Warden had a rapid fire series of comments on one of the threads about "Someguy's guide on how to make friends" or something along those lines. It was absolute spit your soda all over your keyboard laugh material.

Posted by: RM at December 19, 2013 12:05 PM (fRppw)

387

Could it be the SMOD, crashing into a pudding cup, ridden by an Ewok whose skull is aflame? That, I dare say, would be hump-bot worthy.

Posted by: Amusing Muse at December 19, 2013 12:10 PM (mTuTB)

388 Brad Pitt - Genius!

Posted by: cranston at December 19, 2013 12:25 PM (eezvS)

389 The best of Wicket. The post where Iowahawk showed up in the comments and you guys went back and forth. I don't remember the topic, but it was epic.

Posted by: Alice's Clone Army at December 19, 2013 12:27 PM (Pdt+k)

390

>> Thanks, Nancy!

The New Age of Nancy was one of the best comment threads ever, mostly because we were depressed as fuck over losing the House and decided to make a bunch of dumb jokes about how great everything was gonna be now that Nancy Pelosi was speaker.

We did what we always do when things turn to shit. Make fun of liberals.

Posted by: Dave in Texas at December 19, 2013 12:30 PM (WvXvd)

391 I did a word search on "Kennedy," and sadly, no one remembered the epic, flaming-skull post when The Swimmer bit it. If memory serves, this is where the rusty pineapple and barbed portions of Satan's genitalia were first expounded upon.

Posted by: RushBabe at December 19, 2013 12:34 PM (hrIP5)

392 I thought you had a post about the poll the libs drooled over that Fox News viewers were dumber than most.

I recall reading the actual questions and thought some dealt with health care law. I bet if you dig up that poll today, Fox News viewer would look pretty smart.

Posted by: Left Handed Righty at December 19, 2013 12:52 PM (a2ykg)

393 @ Left Handed Righty

http://tinyurl.com/jvoqxxg

Posted by: The Great Link Finder at December 19, 2013 01:00 PM (mTuTB)

394 There was the one where you explained "X and Y, but mostly Y", which must've been good if I remember it.

Posted by: Methos at December 19, 2013 01:05 PM (hO9ad)

395 Or the first one you did after the 2008 election. I remember not visiting any blog for says, and then you wrote about hoe you didn't either. I think that captured the moment

Posted by: Methos at December 19, 2013 01:07 PM (hO9ad)

396 Cake Girl ... I still despise Ryan.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at December 19, 2013 01:12 PM (xZQaE)

397 When I think AoSHQ, I think of lesbian porn, skankathon, the guys get shirts, one where you told about going into a chat dungeon and pretending you were an elf, and the time you and Allah went to see Brokeback Mountain. Breitbart saying he read the comments, and the time you got pre-empted by the Israeli tank. "Smart military blog." In comments, Things Thomas Jefferson Said, Volume III, and any and all trash-talking by Alexander Hamilton and Aaron Burr.

Posted by: VKI at December 19, 2013 01:16 PM (qySNZ)

398 If you could find the time you explained the 2x4 thing, that would be good. I think you mentioned it in the comments, though, not a post.

Posted by: Mama AJ at December 19, 2013 01:30 PM (SUKHu)

399 The ones where I come up, that may have been more than 10 years ago, though.

Posted by: Dave M at December 19, 2013 01:32 PM (B/nX3)

400 did anyone mention the "Everything is Awesome" threads after the dems won that midterm because that one was funny sorry no time to read all the replies or use caps or commas or oh hey how about the men's magazine riff on women's magazines thread that was great therefore such as

Posted by: Sam Hill at December 19, 2013 01:47 PM (e15Qx)

401 For the love of God the whole Patrick McGoohan Columbo riff needs to be preserved for eternity. Ideally, it should be carved into the side of a Persian mountain for future archaeologists to marvel at.

Posted by: macallan18 at December 19, 2013 01:51 PM (PlIxr)

402 Flame
Wars
Compilation.

Posted by: shibumi at December 19, 2013 02:18 PM (25HWz)

403 I seem to remember a global warming post that made me lulz. I remember it involved insulting us low-level cretins for not accepting science that turned out to be not-so-sciencey and perhaps a wee fraudulent. It was during the whole "hide the decline" fiasco.

Posted by: RampantConsumerism at December 19, 2013 02:24 PM (2/+6A)

404 Blurred Lines was everything right about this blog.

Posted by: CarlB at December 19, 2013 02:30 PM (dPRne)

405 How this was one of the top "Smart Military Blogs"

Posted by: Iblis at December 19, 2013 03:17 PM (NVFTu)

406 Any post on Anthony Weiner.

Posted by: yahump at December 19, 2013 04:02 PM (SxxBp)

407 401 I remember "Everything is Awesome" was Ace's way of saying to delusional Republicans that, well, Barack was about to win in 2008. He even started a second blog, I think. I was looking for it back in 2011 when the primary was going on.

And the Anthony Weiner stuff was great. It was like watching a scandal unfold in real time. Ace even had to admonish many other Conservative Media members for sitting on it, but luckily we had a brief moment where the good guys won.

Posted by: Shoot Me at December 19, 2013 06:57 PM (qiXMt)

408 The D&D Guide to Democratic Candidates in 2004. Ace has been my first stop every day since then. I think Jonah Goldberg linked that post way back then.

Posted by: Raul Johnson at December 19, 2013 08:50 PM (5rdqb)

409 Kaboom!

Posted by: Golden Boy at December 19, 2013 08:57 PM (Zmmw/)

410 Here's What's Bugging Me Now http://ace.mu.nu/archives/030912.php#030912 Reagan Dies http://ace.mu.nu/archives/031246.php#031246 My Vaj is large... http://ace.mu.nu/archives/031793.php#031793 Open Mike Night for Ana Marie http://ace.mu.nu/archives/031805.php#031805 This one is portentous and doesn't even know it: What kind of kinky pervert wants sex with his wife? http://ace.mu.nu/archives/033223.php#033223

Posted by: moviegique at December 20, 2013 12:57 PM (7zeA4)

411 OK, this is NOT YOURS but... Empire of Jeff has a pathetic, boring (He don't post enough!) little blog going on here: http://empireofjeff.wordpress.com/ I would nominate his post about how he got to be a Garbage Truck Guy as an all-time classic.

Posted by: Deety at December 20, 2013 02:27 PM (ad4e8)

412 http://ace.mu.nu/archives/054119.php#054119

Posted by: Jobey at December 20, 2013 07:47 PM (LZZOx)

413 She Done Found Us Out, Cletus! http://ace.mu.nu/archives/029912.php Heheheh.

Posted by: moviegique at December 23, 2013 12:13 PM (7zeA4)

414 Was this the one where the whole "moron" thing really took off? http://ace.mu.nu/archives/054119.php#054119 I recall it being a kind of thing that would come up, but I sorta also recall this as being when self-identifying as "moron" became the hallmark of the site. (Where is everyone, anyway?)

Posted by: moviegique at December 23, 2013 02:40 PM (7zeA4)

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