May 02, 2013
— Ace I'm halfway through this great true-crime book, which I finally began reading after having had it recommended to me a half-dozen times.
It's really great. The murders themselves -- which took place between 1974 (or maybe 1968, sort of) and 1985 -- are actually the least interesting part of the book. Despite those murders being particularly depraved-- the Monster of Florence is Italy's own Jack the Ripper. His MO is to ambush couples having sex in lovers lane, shoot both of them in the head with a .22, then drag the female body out into a clearing and sexually dismember her.
That's the least interesting part. I don't find psychopaths interesting. They're all the same impotent, inadequate, failed dullard, doing the same goddamn things to compensate for their sexual problems.
But more interesting is... well, everything. For one thing, the book's a solid travelogue about Florence and its environs. The history of the city is briefly digested, from its role in basically giving birth to the Renaissance to also giving birth to a violent backlash against the Renaissance.
And then there's the weird subcultures. Here's an example: When I first started reading I wondered, "How the heck can he find so many people (he killed 14, seven different couples) having sex in cars?" Well, there's an answer to that. In Florence, children -- adult children, I mean -- continue living with their parents until they're married. And they marry late. So there is a long period, say from age 17 to 27, when adults have no place of their own, and no sexual privacy, but are still, as you'd imagine, having sex. So it's a widespread tradition that dates -- even among engaged persons -- will end parking on country roads and having sex.
Now, because of this custom of illicit activity in the country, another custom has become widespread: The "Indiana," "Indians" they're called in Italian, who creep quietly around in the night to... watch all the young people having sex in cars. These "Indiana" actually know each other and have dinner before their nightly outings, to talk about any sightings of "good cars" (cars where the more attractive women are having the more athletic sex) and share information about the best places to peep.
And finally, this illicit activity leads to a third one: There are also a group of people who follow the Indiana, in order to rob them of money and cameras, and also to take pictures of them, in order to blackmail them for cash. (Give me money, or I send this picture of you peeping to your wife or mother or the local police chief.)
And this is all going on in the quiet hills surrounding Florence, a city with the reputation of being a sleepy, boring backwater with a glorious past but noting going on in the present -- more or less a Museum City where nothing happens anymore.
So it's in this strange sexual ecosystem that the Monster pads around, murdering people.
And it just gets more and more interesting. Italy's a lovely place, but take this advice: Never be accused of committing a serious crime there. I'm not saying don't commit a serious crime; chances are, you'd get away with it. I'm saying don't be accused of committing a serious crime, especially if you're innocent, because that's when the Italian justice system seems to go into Berserker Mode to convict you. The clownshow of Italian justice is jaw-slackening stuff.
Add into that the medieval -- if that -- banditry of the Sardinian mountain clans and a local populace absolutely terrified of an audacious murderer that simply cannot be found, and the panics and paranoias that grip the area and DAs and head detectives who rely on the theories of shrieky, conspiratorial bloggers, pushing bizarre theories about aristocrats and doctors in Satanic Cults trading in female sexual organs (because the most psychic energy is contained in sexual organs from people killed at the point of orgasm, you know.... didn't you know that? I thought everyone knew that).
I'm only halfway through and I haven't even gotten to the good stuff yet. (The authors may or may not be threatened to be jailed unless they leave Italy and/or actually thrown in jail for daring to report on this insanity... by the DA pushing the Satanic Sex Cult Genital Trafficking theory of the case.)
Really a great book. I know that Preston and Spezi propose a suspect at the end, and I'm prepared to call bullshit on it (if he's guilty, why isn't he in jail?-- surely the Italians wouldn't mind convicting a guilty person every now and again), but I don't even care that the case is unsolved so I won't have any actual resolution about the mystery. The story itself is enough, even without an ending.
If You Don't Want To Buy The Book... Douglas Preston, the author here, wrote up an article about the crimes for The Atlantic.
I'd still recommend the book, wholeheartedly, but if you want to get a gist of it all then you can read this article for free. I sort of don't want to read the article because, spoilers.
That tip via @jmaniii56.
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Wish I'd known about these pervs beforehand. *cough*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 02, 2013 09:52 AM (lVPtV)
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at May 02, 2013 09:53 AM (oY6Yp)
Posted by: Muad'dib at May 02, 2013 09:54 AM (KjlbF)
Posted by: madamemayhem at May 02, 2013 09:55 AM (S2RnE)
Florence is a very interesting city. It's got elements from Rome's pagan past all the way up through the Renaissance. You have all this pagan statuary coexisting alongside statues and friezes of early Christendom. Amazing that it survived.
The camel-jockeys would have razed it all to the ground.
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at May 02, 2013 09:55 AM (CJjw5)
Posted by: not neo just conservative at May 02, 2013 09:55 AM (MNXL5)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 02, 2013 09:56 AM (lVPtV)
Posted by: Harry Reid at May 02, 2013 09:56 AM (4+MIZ)
Posted by: Bob Dole at May 02, 2013 09:56 AM (G6kli)
AKA morons.
Posted by: EC at May 02, 2013 09:56 AM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: rickb223 at May 02, 2013 09:57 AM (GFM2b)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 02, 2013 09:57 AM (PkYpQ)
Europe's so much more sophisticated than flyover country. O_o
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at May 02, 2013 09:57 AM (/kI1Q)
Posted by: ace at May 02, 2013 09:57 AM (LCRYB)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 02, 2013 09:57 AM (lVPtV)
Posted by: rickb223 at May 02, 2013 09:58 AM (GFM2b)
The DA pushing the Satanic Sex Cult Genital Trafficking theory was also involved in the Amanda Knox case.
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Yeah, he's one weird piece of shit. He already convicted a man of killing Knox' roommate. And now, apparently, he wishes to convict Knox for killing the same girl a second time, under a separate set of circumstances, somehow involving a vibrator, instead of the burglary/rape/murder that their downstairs neighbor already committed.
There's a reason the dagos couldn't even subjugate the fucking Ethiopians. And it isn't because the Ethiopians were super-competent.
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at May 02, 2013 09:59 AM (CJjw5)
Posted by: AndrewsDad at May 02, 2013 09:59 AM (C2//T)
Posted by: Yip at May 02, 2013 09:59 AM (/jHWN)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 02, 2013 09:59 AM (lVPtV)
Posted by: Zombie Chris Farley at May 02, 2013 10:00 AM (i7B17)
Dammit! I keep looking at hash tags and reading them as if they spell something. I.E. Ace hash (LCRYB) is read as (French accent here) L'Crib.
My hash however is pronounced Stu Arnie. How do they know my real name?
Posted by: madamemayhem at May 02, 2013 10:00 AM (S2RnE)
Isn't it funny how in this sexual ecosystem, as Ace describes it, that entrepreneurship also finds a way to thrive.
hooray for Capitalism!
Posted by: soothsayer at May 02, 2013 10:00 AM (ZgBZU)
Who knew it really stood for "Fucking in Auto Tonight"???
Posted by: Tex Lovera at May 02, 2013 10:01 AM (wtvvX)
Posted by: ace at May 02, 2013 10:02 AM (LCRYB)
Posted by: rickb223 at May 02, 2013 01:58 PM (GFM2b)
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*singing* ....along with the lovers, fuckers, and thieves.
Posted by: Soona at May 02, 2013 10:02 AM (fivn3)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 02, 2013 10:02 AM (/WLC3)
Posted by: ace at May 02, 2013 10:03 AM (LCRYB)
Posted by: Vote Lord Humungus 2016 at May 02, 2013 10:03 AM (HEa5q)
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at May 02, 2013 10:03 AM (/kI1Q)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, next door to House Stark at May 02, 2013 10:03 AM (K+mtQ)
Posted by: Jean at May 02, 2013 10:03 AM (QDOGk)
"Indians" they're called in Italian, who creep quietly around in the
night to... watch all the young people having sex in cars.
The Caribbean island of St. Maarten has this issue as well. Down there, they're called "bush whackers" because they like to creep around the bushes near the topless/nude beaches and rub one out. The Dutch side has a lot of crime, compared to the northern French side. It is not advisable for women to be out alone during the night or even by themselves at a secluded beach during the daytime.
Posted by: EC at May 02, 2013 10:03 AM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: ace at May 02, 2013 02:03 PM (LCRYB)
It was called
T H E
I T A L I C S
O F
O U R
D I S C O N T E N T
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at May 02, 2013 10:04 AM (CJjw5)
Posted by: Zombie Savonarola at May 02, 2013 10:04 AM (8ZskC)
Posted by: ace at May 02, 2013 10:04 AM (LCRYB)
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There's a reason the dagos couldn't even subjugate the fucking Ethiopians. And it isn't because the Ethiopians were super-competent.
...or the Albanians. How the French & Italians beat the Kaiser is a mystery to me.
Posted by: ALittleEnglish at May 02, 2013 10:05 AM (VDsQI)
The Caribbean island of St. Maarten has this issue as well. Down there, they're called "bush whackers" because they like to creep around the bushes near the topless/nude beaches and rub one out.
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Who doesn't? That breeze off the water feels good on your bozack.
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at May 02, 2013 10:05 AM (CJjw5)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 02, 2013 10:05 AM (/WLC3)
Posted by: Dad's Everywhere at May 02, 2013 10:05 AM (9Bj8R)
Posted by: Waldo Truth at May 02, 2013 10:06 AM (sXWmd)
Posted by: Eaton Cox at May 02, 2013 10:06 AM (q177U)
I was on a St. Maarten nude beach a few years ago and I didn't see a single thing that didn't make me shrivel up.
For every hot chick on a nude beach there are 50 overweight, under-groomed middle-aged wannabes.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 02, 2013 10:07 AM (/WLC3)
Posted by: red923 at May 02, 2013 10:08 AM (OxI/Y)
Posted by: polynikes at May 02, 2013 10:08 AM (m2CN7)
As someone who became fascinated with the field of criminology during my undergrad days when I took "Intro to Criminology" as a free elective and has read many books and watched many documentaries on the subject, I think this is one of the stranger serial killer cases I have seen.
Posted by: Slappy at May 02, 2013 10:08 AM (LTbLf)
Orient?
Posted by: EC at May 02, 2013 10:09 AM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: Vote Lord Humungus 2016 at May 02, 2013 10:09 AM (HEa5q)
Think I'll pick this one up.
Posted by: Heralder at May 02, 2013 10:09 AM (+xmn4)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 02, 2013 10:09 AM (8ZskC)
I was on a St. Maarten nude beach a few years ago and I didn't see a single thing that didn't make me shrivel up.
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Is that the island that has the threshold of the runway like, 20 feet from the beach? I've seen some funny videos of people being blown around by the jetwash from big jets spooling up their engines for takeoff.
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at May 02, 2013 10:10 AM (CJjw5)
"The murders themselves -- which took place between 1974 (or maybe 1968, sort of) and 1985"
Posted by: EC at May 02, 2013 10:10 AM (GQ8sn)
or maybe Moochelle whackers... I denounce myself. Twice, even.
Posted by: mallfly at May 02, 2013 10:10 AM (bJm7W)
Posted by: SamIam at May 02, 2013 10:11 AM (S09w5)
Tintamarre, but I don't remember the name of the specific beach.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 02, 2013 10:11 AM (/WLC3)
Posted by: ace at May 02, 2013 10:12 AM (LCRYB)
Posted by: SamIam at May 02, 2013 10:12 AM (S09w5)
Is that the island that has the threshold of the runway like, 20 feet from the beach? I've seen some funny videos of people being blown aroundby the jetwash from big jets spooling up their engines for takeoff.
Yes. Princess Juliana International.
The big ass 747's and Airbuses come in about 10' off the ground to make the landing. There is a beach bar on the other side of the runway with signs telling patrons not to cross when a flight is coming in or taking off.
Posted by: EC at May 02, 2013 10:12 AM (GQ8sn)
I was on a St. Maarten nude beach a few years ago and I didn't see a single thing that didn't make me shrivel up.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 02, 2013 02:07 PM (/WLC3)
I use the "it's shriveled up" excuse a lot personally, but I usually blame the air conditioning or a big meal.
Posted by: Slappy at May 02, 2013 10:12 AM (LTbLf)
For every hot chick on a nude beach there are 50 overweight, under-groomed middle-aged wannabes.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 02, 2013 02:07 PM (/WLC3
We were on the Costa del Sol years ago when our son was a pre-teen. The beach to the left of the hotel was all nude. To the right was clothed. Kid got one glance of the flesh on the nude beach (hairy, chubby guys and overweight women) and declared, "Spain is gross!"
The pool area, however, was full of pretty young things sunbathing topless. I had to instruct the boy that staring was rude. He stood in the pool staring at the bottom. Lol.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 02, 2013 10:12 AM (lVPtV)
Posted by: Frank Underwood, D-South Carolina at May 02, 2013 10:13 AM (fscec)
My wife loves Florence. We stay outside of town at the Villa San Michele - nice place and a good cooking school.
Posted by: jwest at May 02, 2013 10:13 AM (u2a4R)
Posted by: EC at May 02, 2013 02:10 PM (GQ8sn)
You rich guys with your reading comprehension and shit.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 02, 2013 10:13 AM (8ZskC)
That's that smaller island off the northwest French side isn't it?
Posted by: EC at May 02, 2013 10:14 AM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: ace at May 02, 2013 10:14 AM (LCRYB)
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at May 02, 2013 02:10 PM (CJjw5)
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It's actually quite fun, except for the sand that takes off the upper dermis when one does it. What's really scary is when jets land. Any lower and heads get lopped off.
Posted by: Soona at May 02, 2013 10:14 AM (fivn3)
I'm guessing Italian style corrupt and stupid is even worse than run of the mill corrupt and stupid.
Posted by: Professor eleven E.P. (expert professor) at May 02, 2013 10:14 AM (KXm42)
@ Jane
6 Yikes. My husband and I vacationed in the Florence area years ago, and ummm...*cough* never mind.
Wish I'd known about these pervs beforehand. *cough*
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My wife and I went there for a vacation too... years ago... I wondered what that sound was a few cars over.
Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at May 02, 2013 10:14 AM (EGPJQ)
Posted by: ace, lurkin' in the shadows with bird-glasses at May 02, 2013 10:14 AM (LCRYB)
Posted by: Lorenzo Il Magnifico at May 02, 2013 10:15 AM (0gnMc)
Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at May 02, 2013 02:14 PM (EGPJQ
Um, we weren't in the car. The olive groves and lavender fields are lovely in the summer.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 02, 2013 10:16 AM (lVPtV)
Posted by: DangerGirl at May 02, 2013 10:16 AM (8xOfO)
Posted by: rickb223 at May 02, 2013 10:16 AM (GFM2b)
Posted by: ace at May 02, 2013 10:16 AM (LCRYB)
Posted by: buzzion at May 02, 2013 10:17 AM (LI48c)
Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at May 02, 2013 10:17 AM (EGPJQ)
Posted by: John at May 02, 2013 10:17 AM (rHaMl)
Posted by: Waldo Truth at May 02, 2013 10:17 AM (sXWmd)
Posted by: Tilikum The Killer Assault Whale at May 02, 2013 10:17 AM (uhftQ)
Posted by: Barry Soetoro at May 02, 2013 10:18 AM (Q63S1)
"Good cars" too.
Posted by: ace, lurkin' in the shadows with bird-glasses at May 02, 2013 02:14 PM (LCRYB)
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Florence was the first place I ever saw a Smart Car. Fucking ridiculous looking. Driving there was intense. All the swarms of scooters zipping around you like a cloud of bees.
Nerve-wracking sons of bitches.
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at May 02, 2013 10:18 AM (CJjw5)
Posted by: ace at May 02, 2013 10:19 AM (LCRYB)
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at May 02, 2013 10:19 AM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Luigi at May 02, 2013 10:20 AM (sXWmd)
Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at May 02, 2013 02:17 PM (EGPJQ)
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Why are you asking? Are thinking about canceling your vacation car-rental now?
Posted by: Soona at May 02, 2013 10:20 AM (fivn3)
Posted by: Barry Soetoro at May 02, 2013 10:20 AM (Q63S1)
Posted by: Soona at May 02, 2013 02:14 PM (fivn3)
In St. Barths, the runway is on the reverse side of a hill/mountain. The pilot has to fly over the peak, then immediately nose-dive to make the landing, or else he goes into the water at the end of the runway. If you hate flying, this is the absolute nightmare stuff! When you leave the island, the plane leaves over the beach area. There are signs with huge warnings in French and English to be cautious around the end of the runway when planes are about. A few years ago, I remember hearing about a tourist who wandered onto the runway when a plane was taking off because he wanted to get some awesome pictures. The landing gear of the plane clipped his head during takeoff. He died during the airlift to St. Maarten, fifteen minutes away.
Posted by: EC at May 02, 2013 10:20 AM (GQ8sn)
All the swarms of scooters zipping around you like a cloud of bees.
Nerve-wracking sons of bitches.Posted by: Empire of Jeff at May 02, 2013 02:18 PM (CJjw5)
sounds like Beijing.
Posted by: madamemayhem at May 02, 2013 10:20 AM (S2RnE)
Posted by: Navycopjoe at May 02, 2013 10:21 AM (igDix)
Posted by: Tilikum The Killer Assault Whale at May 02, 2013 02:17 PM (uhftQ)
The psychopaths that aren't wind up dead or are in prison for murder already.
Posted by: buzzion at May 02, 2013 10:21 AM (LI48c)
Posted by: Soona
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Nope. getting a bigger one with more (ahem) leg room.
Posted by: Tilikum The Killer Assault Whale at May 02, 2013 10:21 AM (uhftQ)
A few years ago, I remember hearing about a tourist who wandered onto the runway when a plane was taking off because he wanted to get some awesome pictures. The landing gear of the plane clipped his head during takeoff. He died during the airlift to St. Maarten, fifteen minutes away.
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So, how did the pictures turn out?
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at May 02, 2013 10:21 AM (CJjw5)
Posted by: ace at May 02, 2013 10:22 AM (LCRYB)
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 02, 2013 10:22 AM (C8mVl)
That's the least interesting part. I don't find psychopaths interesting. They're all the same impotent, inadequate, failed dullard, doing the same goddamn things to compensate for their sexual problems.
Dude, "spoilers?" I don't think it was Col. Mustard in the library with a candlestick.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at May 02, 2013 10:23 AM (+z4pE)
Posted by: Tilikum The Killer Assault Whale at May 02, 2013 02:17 PM (uhftQ)
I refute it thus: Barack Hussein Obama.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 02, 2013 10:23 AM (/WLC3)
Posted by: Indiana Jones at May 02, 2013 10:23 AM (vJ+mj)
@Soona
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Have vacationed in Tuscany several imes - never stayed right in Florence. We've wandered around the area; especially west of there toward Lucca. I've never heard of this crime.
Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at May 02, 2013 10:23 AM (EGPJQ)
Posted by: Waldo Truth at May 02, 2013 02:17 PM (sXWmd)
I remember that, the Italians, with their pink socks flashing in the sun, running from the limey hooligans.
Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at May 02, 2013 10:23 AM (rXcBX)
Posted by: Professor eleven E.P. (expert professor) at May 02, 2013 10:23 AM (KXm42)
I guess this was the last thing he saw in his viewfinder.
http://tinyurl.com/bu3hlwd
Posted by: EC at May 02, 2013 10:24 AM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: ace at May 02, 2013 10:24 AM (LCRYB)
Posted by: ace at May 02, 2013 10:25 AM (LCRYB)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
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I said "tend to be", as in not all as per your example.
Posted by: Tilikum The Killer Assault Whale at May 02, 2013 10:25 AM (uhftQ)
When I went for a month, the academic folks sternly warned the group, mostly college kids, to NOT get in trouble here, to NOT get in a car with Italian guys, etc. Scared them straight.
Posted by: PJ at May 02, 2013 10:25 AM (ZWaLo)
Though there are, at the same time, a series of murders of prostitutes in Florence proper which may or may not be connected to the Monster killings.
Posted by: ace at May 02, 2013 02:22 PM (LCRYB)
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Geez. If I want to visit a city that's like Detroit, I'll just go to Detroit.
Posted by: Soona at May 02, 2013 10:25 AM (fivn3)
Isn't it time for the Romance languages to lose their accent marks?
English doesn't need those training wheels; we figure out stresses on our own by deducing the context.
They can't do that in Italian, Spanish, or French?
And as far as similes go, we can figure out read and read without accents.
Posted by: soothsayer at May 02, 2013 10:26 AM (8dspl)
Posted by: Tilikum The Killer Assault Whale at May 02, 2013 10:26 AM (uhftQ)
Posted by: Navycopjoe at May 02, 2013 10:26 AM (E8hSa)
Posted by: jwest at May 02, 2013 10:26 AM (u2a4R)
Ballistic analysis of the casings shows a match.
Find that gun, find the murderer.
Or, not.
How is this for a theory? Some guy kills his wife in Sardinia in 1968. Takes the gun to the mainland to get rid of it. Tosses it from a moving car on some backstreet in a large city. Someone finds the gun, sells it to a shady character. This not so easily traced guns changes hands several times, eventually ending up in the clutches of the Florentine Monster.
Posted by: Momar K. Daffy at May 02, 2013 10:27 AM (z9HTb)
Posted by: Luigi at May 02, 2013 10:27 AM (sXWmd)
BTW, fellow wine-lovers,
Sella&Mosca makes a Sardinian wine called Cannonau de Sardegna which is very good, and very cheap. It's the same grape as grenache.
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at May 02, 2013 10:27 AM (CJjw5)
Posted by: tasker at May 02, 2013 10:27 AM (r2PLg)
Posted by: Lincolntf at May 02, 2013 10:28 AM (ZshNr)
It was a joke! See? I was suggesting both that BHO is a psychopath and not very bright.
Sigh......
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 02, 2013 10:28 AM (/WLC3)
Posted by: ace at May 02, 2013 10:28 AM (LCRYB)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 02, 2013 10:28 AM (XYSwB)
Posted by: Tilikum The Killer Assault Whale at May 02, 2013 10:29 AM (uhftQ)
How is this for a theory? Some guy kills his wife in Sardinia in 1968. Takes the gun to the mainland to get rid of it. Tosses it from a moving car on some backstreet in a large city. Someone finds the gun, sells it to a shady character. This not so easily traced guns changes hands several times, eventually ending up in the clutches of the Florentine Monster.
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Sounds like they needed to close the Sardinian Discarded Murder Weapon Loophole with some fuckin universal background checks.
For the children.
Fucking in their cars.
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at May 02, 2013 10:29 AM (CJjw5)
Good luck.
Posted by: EC at May 02, 2013 10:30 AM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 02, 2013 10:30 AM (INYkK)
Sigh......
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
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I know. Hence my nyah response further down.
Nyah again.
Posted by: Tilikum The Killer Assault Whale at May 02, 2013 10:31 AM (uhftQ)
Posted by: ace at May 02, 2013 10:31 AM (LCRYB)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 02, 2013 10:32 AM (lVPtV)
Posted by: tasker at May 02, 2013 10:32 AM (r2PLg)
My wife seems to be correct.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 02, 2013 10:32 AM (/WLC3)
Posted by: Momar K. Daffy at May 02, 2013 02:27 PM (z9HTb)
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It sounds like Italy needs to pass some gun registration laws so things like this don't happen.
Posted by: Soona at May 02, 2013 10:32 AM (fivn3)
Posted by: Lincolntf at May 02, 2013 10:32 AM (ZshNr)
Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at May 02, 2013 10:32 AM (FkH4y)
Posted by: Yip at May 02, 2013 10:33 AM (/jHWN)
Posted by: Lincolntf at May 02, 2013 10:34 AM (ZshNr)
Posted by: Professor eleven E.P. (expert professor) at May 02, 2013 10:34 AM (KXm42)
Where is the tie to Sardinia, other than a gun that was used there 6 years ago? Granted, I pulled my theory out of my ass, but it is plausible. Smelly, but plausible.
Posted by: fluffy at May 02, 2013 10:34 AM (z9HTb)
My wife just spent a week in Mumbai, on her company's very generous teat, and hated every single minute of it.
She said that the word "shit-hole" is hopelessly inadequate to describe it.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 02, 2013 10:34 AM (/WLC3)
By herself? Dude...kidnap her first and take her to Hawaii or something.
Posted by: EC at May 02, 2013 10:34 AM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: Yip
Do the seats lay down?
Posted by: The Florence Mauler at May 02, 2013 10:34 AM (4cRnj)
Not many violent criminals proceed sanely (sanely enough to sustain a long series of prominent unsolved crimes, I mean), and not many serial killers are very concerned about evading capture (often the opposite), but if a guy was trying to rationally balance his continuing freedom with also doing some horrible the-legend-will-never-die type crimes, this Zodiac/Phantom/Monster kind of thing might be the vocation for him.
So, he wouldn't have many traditional Loser-style movie-serial-killer/useless-FBI-profile characteristics. Maybe none.
And maybe HE'S IN THIS THEATER RIGHT NOW
Posted by: oblig. at May 02, 2013 10:35 AM (cePv8)
Posted by: Yip
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I have not heard good things about used Audis. I'm on a Buick forum and couple people there were having nightmare issues.
One issue was that they needed repair way eralier than they should. Then what might be a 3-5k repair for a different car was 8-12k for the Audis.
Posted by: Tilikum The Killer Assault Whale at May 02, 2013 10:35 AM (uhftQ)
*collapsing in thread*
Just had... two hour... conference call...
Kill... me now...
*deep, cleansing breaths*
But this sounds like a very interesting book. i"m not into true crime stories myself, mostly because they depress the hell out of me, but it sounds like a fascinating read.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorirst) Party Hobbit [/s][/i][/b][/u] at May 02, 2013 10:36 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
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Hey, I chuckled.
Tell her Nyah for me.
Posted by: Tilikum The Killer Assault Whale at May 02, 2013 10:36 AM (uhftQ)
Got a link to the Buick forum?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 02, 2013 10:36 AM (/WLC3)
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at May 02, 2013 10:38 AM (/kI1Q)
Posted by: Beckster at May 02, 2013 10:38 AM (kj0P/)
Posted by: Lincolntf at May 02, 2013 02:32 PM (ZshNr)
Please tell her to avoid buses. A lady friend of mine lived in India for a time and this was one of her prime pieces of advice.
Posted by: Heralder at May 02, 2013 10:38 AM (+xmn4)
Posted by: Flatbush Joe at May 02, 2013 10:38 AM (ZPrif)
Ace, in light of the last couple posts about the rioting anarchists, if you are looking for a good historical fiction book, I recommend "The Cypresses Believe in God":
http://tinyurl.com/dxkcgyy
It is a book about a typical kid in a typical, mid-size Spanish town during the Spanish Civil War. This war is considered to be the perfect microcosm of the struggles of the 20th century. It is also one of the least studied events in 20th century history, unfortunately.
If you are looking to read something about a period of time that will blow your mind, check out this book. The parallels between what happened leading up to, and then during, the Spanish Civil War and where we find ourselves today are uncanny.
Posted by: dan-O at May 02, 2013 10:38 AM (G+bgR)
Posted by: Lincolntf at May 02, 2013 10:39 AM (ZshNr)
Posted by: polynikes at May 02, 2013 10:39 AM (m2CN7)
To go with Ace's previous medicaid post, this is a pretty good article.
http://tinyurl.com/brywzgm
Posted by: Your daughters boyfriend at May 02, 2013 10:39 AM (jKWYf)
Posted by: Yip at May 02, 2013 10:39 AM (/jHWN)
There was a double homicide case in TN a few years ago. Instapundit, who lives in TN, blogged about this a lot. A young white couple was out in lover's lane, and they get jumped by a group of black miscreants, both male and female. The white couple are sexually tortured and murdered. I think there was a push to label this a hate crime because one of the murders admitted something about "getting white people", but it was knocked down. I can't remember the names or how it all turned out.
Posted by: EC at May 02, 2013 10:39 AM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: Tilikum The Killer Assault Whale at May 02, 2013 10:40 AM (uhftQ)
Posted by: EC at May 02, 2013 02:39 PM (GQ8sn)
Michelle Malkin has done quite a few columns about that case. Disgusting; just disgusting.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorirst) Party Hobbit [/s][/i][/b][/u] at May 02, 2013 10:40 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: Future Reporter at May 02, 2013 10:41 AM (I88Jc)
This brings the OJ murders of 19 years ago (yes, 19!) to mind. Has there ever been a true factual account in book form published on those?
Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at May 02, 2013 10:41 AM (EGPJQ)
Posted by: Buzzion at May 02, 2013 10:42 AM (R3cRf)
Posted by: Yip
***
The only thing I worry about with AWD is when it needs repair. Costs get ugly.
Posted by: Tilikum The Killer Assault Whale at May 02, 2013 10:42 AM (uhftQ)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 02, 2013 10:42 AM (zF6Iw)
Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at May 02, 2013 02:41 PM (EGPJQ)
HAH!
No.
Though when the Juice eventually kicks the bucket, I'm sure that book of his, "If I Did It" or whatever, will finally find its way out to the public.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorirst) Party Hobbit [/s][/i][/b][/u] at May 02, 2013 10:43 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 02, 2013 10:43 AM (PkYpQ)
Channon Christian and Christopher Newsom
http://is.gd/9l2fKi
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at May 02, 2013 10:44 AM (/kI1Q)
Posted by: The Dog Named Sam at May 02, 2013 10:44 AM (A0sHn)
David Berkowitz approved?
Anyone interested in the SoS case should read The Ultimate Evil by Maury Terry. He believes Berkowitz was a patsy for a larger cult connected to Manson and the Process Church of the Final Judgement, and that some of the murders (especially Stacy Moskowitz) were filmed for snuff collectors.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 02, 2013 10:44 AM (zF6Iw)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at May 02, 2013 10:44 AM (fCkqS)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 02, 2013 10:44 AM (PkYpQ)
Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at May 02, 2013 10:45 AM (LRFds)
Posted by: rdbrewer at May 02, 2013 10:45 AM (Iyg03)
Posted by: Buzzion at May 02, 2013 10:45 AM (R3cRf)
Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at May 02, 2013 10:45 AM (LRFds)
Posted by: Lincolntf at May 02, 2013 02:39 PM (ZshNr)
I don't blame you for being anxious, Lincoln. But the fact that she'll be in a sizeable group with other westerners in a western hotel and a native of the country as part of the group -- plus paid guides -- puts her in a much better situation than otherwise. Make sure she checks in with you regularly; it'll ease your worry at least a little to hear her.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorirst) Party Hobbit [/s][/i][/b][/u] at May 02, 2013 10:45 AM (4df7R)
Don't know if you've read it Ace, but the japanese comic strip Hetalia is a hysterical, satirical look at international relations, especially around WW2, and its favorite punching bag is modern day Italy. There is a character representing ancient Rome, and his reactions at seeing his wimpified, noodle eating, lazy predecessor is pretty priceless.
Posted by: LizLem at May 02, 2013 10:45 AM (8wqqE)
The link I was posted was more about the lack of media coverage than the actual crime, which was indeed horrific.
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at May 02, 2013 10:46 AM (/kI1Q)
Posted by: Flatbush Joe at May 02, 2013 10:46 AM (ZPrif)
Posted by: Tami[/i][/b][/u][/s] at May 02, 2013 10:46 AM (X6akg)
"Never be accused of committing a serious crime there."
Fuck. I'm headed to Italy next week. I'll make sure to really watch my Ps & Qs.
Posted by: fastfreefall at May 02, 2013 10:46 AM (MPEti)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 02, 2013 10:46 AM (piMMO)
Channon Christian and Christopher Newsom
http://is.gd/9l2fKi
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at May 02, 2013 02:44 PM (/kI1Q)
Holy crap, that trial turned out to be one gigantic clusterfuck.
Posted by: EC at May 02, 2013 10:47 AM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: irright at May 02, 2013 10:47 AM (8GKDa)
Posted by: Baldy at May 02, 2013 10:47 AM (tyDFN)
Oh, and the key piece of evidence that convicted Knox was a knife found at her boyfriend's apartment with a speck of the roommate's blood on the tip (despite the fact that even the prosecution acknowledged that the knife was not a match for any of the stab wounds). Knox got a acquitted when it turned out that the "blood" on the knife did not belong to the roommate, and was not even blood at all. It was vegetable starch. Yup, the area's lead forensic investigator was too incompetent to tell the difference between human blood and a goddamn vegetable.
By the way, Italy is also the country that sent 6 seismologists to jail on manslaughter charges for "failing to predict an earthquake". Which is actually fucking impossible to do with current technology.
Italy has got to have the most backwoods, medieval justice system in the western world. Even if you're somehow found not guilty of whatever bullshit charge they decide to throw at you, you still spend half a decade in jail. If you ever visit, I suggest making sure you have an airtight alibi at all times.
Posted by: Justin at May 02, 2013 10:47 AM (yoAYX)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 02, 2013 10:47 AM (INYkK)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor
***
Agreed. It will anger you to no end.
Posted by: Tilikum The Killer Assault Whale at May 02, 2013 10:47 AM (uhftQ)
Posted by: Buzzion at May 02, 2013 02:45 PM (R3cRf)
They made two actually. I was just trying to be cluelessly funny.
Posted by: polynikes at May 02, 2013 10:48 AM (m2CN7)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 02, 2013 10:48 AM (PkYpQ)
Thanks.. me too. I'm hoping getting the front wheel drive simple version, I might avoid all that.. but who knows. So, anyhoo.. do you have a older Buick? I learned to drive in a '66 Buick Special. Only Buick I've ever driven.
Posted by: Yip at May 02, 2013 10:48 AM (/jHWN)
don't know about the film but Chikatillo got probably a spare 5 years to play b/c he was an ardent commie.
Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at May 02, 2013 10:49 AM (LRFds)
ah...ain't we a proud rising race of being?
I am sometimes tempted to sew my eyes shut...
Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at May 02, 2013 10:50 AM (LRFds)
Posted by: Buzzion at May 02, 2013 10:50 AM (R3cRf)
sven, yep, MANHUNTER was a quality movie
we discussed it here a few years ago
it featured that Michael Mann-esque "throng" of music, epsecially at the end
Posted by: soothsayer at May 02, 2013 10:51 AM (+oin+)
Posted by: mr. impulse buyer at May 02, 2013 10:51 AM (l3RZ9)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 02, 2013 10:51 AM (piMMO)
Posted by: Buzzion at May 02, 2013 02:50 PM (R3cRf)
It was my understanding that the publisher scrapped it, but any future printings WOULD go to the Goldman family.
Of course, things may have changed in the interim.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorirst) Party Hobbit [/s][/i][/b][/u] at May 02, 2013 10:51 AM (4df7R)
the last few Ann Rule books I've read have tended in that direction, and I get to the end and wonder why she bothered wasting my time over something so inconclusive
Try Green River Running Red, her book on the Green River Killer, Gary Ridgeway.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 02, 2013 10:52 AM (zF6Iw)
Posted by: Yip at May 02, 2013 10:52 AM (/jHWN)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 02, 2013 10:52 AM (INYkK)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorirst) Party Hobbit [/s][/i][/b][/u] at May 02, 2013 10:52 AM (4df7R)
Reggie and I read the trial documents from that to get in the mood, if you know what I mean.
Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama, Mmm Mmm Mmm at May 02, 2013 10:53 AM (B/VB5)
the production is dated but they portrayed the Character of Will Graham FAR better....Hannibal is a supporting character not "co equal"....
also I think they handled Gumb better
Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at May 02, 2013 10:53 AM (LRFds)
Of course, things may have changed in the interim.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorirst) Party Hobbit at May 02, 2013 02:51 PM (4df7R)
I found this on Amazon.....where you can buy the book.
In 2006, HarperCollins announced the publication of a book in which O.J. Simpson told how he hypothetically would have committed the murders. In response to public outrage that Simpson stood to profit from these crimes, HarperCollins canceled the book. A Florida bankruptcy court awarded the rights to the Goldmans in August 2007 to satisfy the civil judgment in part. The Goldman family views the book as his confession, and has worked hard to ensure that the public will read this book and learn the truth. This is O.J. Simpson's original manuscript, approved by him, with up to 14,000 words of additional key commentary.
Posted by: Tami[/i][/b][/u][/s] at May 02, 2013 10:54 AM (X6akg)
Its pyscho, savage murders like the TN case that must make atheists question their faith.
To quote Hillary, if these savages aren't going to pay for it in the afterlife, what difference does it make?
Posted by: polynikes at May 02, 2013 10:54 AM (m2CN7)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 02, 2013 10:55 AM (INYkK)
Posted by: Yip
***
I used to want an Eagle Talon, but the AWD repair horror stories made me change my mind.
Buicks? I've had 3, down to my last one.
1968 Buick GS 350 (Skylark) currently restoring with my father. Turns out it's one of his favorite cars. Darned genetics.
Posted by: Tilikum The Killer Assault Whale at May 02, 2013 10:55 AM (uhftQ)
That is all I know about Audis. I am driving my fifth Lexus (husband had two RX SUVS before he died and I am on my third GS)...absolutely trouble free cars/SUVs. As a widow, a worry free car is a good thing.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes C'est Magnifique at May 02, 2013 10:55 AM (kXoT0)
re: that CA baby vid
This is a big part of the reason I have a low opinion of Fox News -- because they have a low opinion of me.
Their entire programming is designed to push our buttons. They put on a show to play on our ideological emotions. When I realized this, I saw how insincere they really are.
Posted by: soothsayer at May 02, 2013 10:56 AM (Ba6aP)
This is a big part of the reason I have a low opinion of Fox News -- because they have a low opinion of me.
Their entire programming is designed to push our buttons. They put on a show to play on our ideological emotions. When I realized this, I saw how insincere they really are.
Posted by: soothsayer at May 02, 2013 10:57 AM (8dspl)
Posted by: ace at May 02, 2013 10:57 AM (LCRYB)
Adjoran, that Diane Sawyer/Amanda Knox informercial aired by ABC didn't convince you she's as innocent as a lamb?
Or at least convince you to buy her book??
Posted by: soothsayer at May 02, 2013 10:59 AM (vzLhi)
Posted by: Yip at May 02, 2013 11:01 AM (/jHWN)
Posted by: ace at May 02, 2013 11:02 AM (LCRYB)
Because "oppressive White something...and America should pay for Gitmo something...something something
//Moonbat
Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at May 02, 2013 11:04 AM (LRFds)
Can you explain why the Kercher family is still not satisfied and why they still maintain Knox was involved?
It occurred to me that Kercher's sister heard things about Amanda Knox from her sister and perhaps knows the 'real Amanda' and how she behaved in Italy.
Posted by: soothsayer at May 02, 2013 11:07 AM (vanqS)
Perhaps....also it is a lot easier to blame something "you know" than random chaos Sooth.
Evidence is evidence.
Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at May 02, 2013 11:09 AM (LRFds)
Posted by: Yip
***
Thanks. We are getting there. It runs. Now just need to replace some sick sheet metal.
Posted by: Tilikum The Killer Assault Whale at May 02, 2013 11:09 AM (uhftQ)
Posted by: ace at May 02, 2013 11:13 AM (LCRYB)
I have a pet theory that another reason the Italian DA and Media are so pushing the Amanda-Knox-is-a-nympho-whore story is because she is, in fact, really hot. Which makes the story all the more titillating. And the Italians love them some titillation.
Posted by: dan-O at May 02, 2013 11:18 AM (G+bgR)
Posted by: Navycopjoe at May 02, 2013 11:19 AM (ZfBzk)
Posted by: ace at May 02, 2013 11:21 AM (LCRYB)
The klan has literally nothing on them
I don't think I've ever hear a black not called by a slur
In almost every country outside of the USA, the locals are hyper racist.
Which is why it always cracks me up to listen to foreigners criticize the US for how racist we are.
Posted by: dan-O at May 02, 2013 11:22 AM (G+bgR)
Posted by: ace at May 02, 2013 11:25 AM (LCRYB)
Posted by: Buzzion at May 02, 2013 11:32 AM (QakYa)
Posted by: Buzzion at May 02, 2013 03:32 PM (QakYa)
Is #247 him?
Posted by: Tami[/i][/b][/u][/s] at May 02, 2013 11:33 AM (X6akg)
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Are you talking about Florencia 13 in Huntington Park?
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