August 22, 2013

Bradley Manning Reveals He's a Woman Named Chelsea Manning
— Ace

Shaking my head.

The military -- I don't jump at the chance of faulting the military, but, like any operation, it's filled with incompetence -- decided this guy was a Solid Citizen posing little-to-no security risk and could and should be trusted with our top secret military and diplomatic communications.

So this is Chelsea, lately.

One day after being sentenced to 35 years in prison for the largest leak of classified documents in U.S. history, the Army private the world knows as Bradley Manning issued a statement about who she really is. "As I transition into this next phase of my life, I want everyone to know the real me. I am Chelsea Manning. I am a female," Manning wrote in a statement read on the Today show. "Given the way that I feel, and have felt since childhood, I want to begin hormone therapy as soon as possible. I hope that you will support me in this transition. I also request that, starting today, you refer to me by my new name and use the feminine pronoun (except in official mail to the confinement facility)."

The letter is signed Chelsea E. Manning, and thanks supporters for raising awareness of her case.

Manning is likely to serve her time at Fort Leavenworth, which doesn't offer hormone therapy or sex-reassignment surgery to prisoners, as reported by Courthouse News. David Coombs, Manning's lawyer, was not sure if Fort Leavenworth would offer Manning hormone therapy, though he said on Today that he was "hoping" the prison "would do the right thing."

"If Fort Leavenworth does not, then I'm going to do everything in my power to make sure they are forced to do so," Coombs said, according to the Today website. It's not clear whether Manning will be imprisoned in the male or female population. In U.S. prisons in general, transgender inmates are typically classified by their officially assigned gender, rather than the gender with which they identify.

Below, a picture that's either of Chelsea Manning or Claire Danes in the upcoming season of Homeland.

[Update - Andy] Via @CuffyMeh

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Posted by: Ace at 07:56 AM | Comments (309)
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1 You know that 'tolerating people's differences thing'? Yeah, I've been starting to rethink that lately.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Your Ad Here! at August 22, 2013 07:58 AM (zUi7I)

2 David Coombs, Manning's lawyer, was not sure if Fort Leavenworth would offer Manning hormone therapy, though he said on Today that he was "hoping" the prison "would do the right thing." --- Like your client "did the right thing", huh? I guess the long hair will make his new husband happy but the taxpayers aren't springing for the hormones or the fake tits.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at August 22, 2013 07:58 AM (/Crba)

3 Be careful what you wish for Chelsea, they're not going to put you in the womens wing. Period.

Posted by: d_fitz at August 22, 2013 07:59 AM (enmeq)

4 I guess I am wondering why a tranny would want to be in the military in the first place.

Posted by: Ken Royall at August 22, 2013 07:59 AM (h+2SD)

5

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Your Ad Here! at August 22, 2013 11:58 AM (zUi7I)

 

Concur.... when you self segregate just so you can be in a Discriminated Minority?  You set yourself up for a perpetual battle against an imaginary opponent.... which you cannot win as there IS no discrimination except what is in your head....

 

But who would have thought... that the T in LGBT stood for TRAITOR...

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 22, 2013 08:00 AM (lZBBB)

6 Why am I suddenly thinking of the classic "Now get down and suck your wife's dick." joke?

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at August 22, 2013 08:00 AM (Bn9/M)

7 I hope he has hotflashes. The taxpayer had better not pay for this transformation.

Is this twit in solitary or with the rest of the population?

Is this a play to insure solitary so his gentle self won't be potentially harmed?

Posted by: ChristyBlinky at August 22, 2013 08:00 AM (baL2B)

8 He's going to be popular in prison.

Posted by: TexBob at August 22, 2013 08:01 AM (g2i/p)

9

I've got a sick feeling that the taxpayers are going to get stuck with the bill for converting this punk from a suicidal drag queen into a suicidal "woman".

I'll never understand why this punk didn't face a firing squad.  It would have been the merciful thing.

Posted by: rickinstl at August 22, 2013 08:01 AM (0AEWQ)

10 Ace wrote: "Below, a picture that's either of Chelsea Manning or a preview of the upcoming season of Homeland." It's the throw away lines I love the best. Hilarious.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 22, 2013 08:01 AM (V1ZIU)

11 Why in the world would he - I mean she - join the military?!

Posted by: PAgirlinNC at August 22, 2013 08:01 AM (LMKjz)

12 The United States is simply not a serious country.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at August 22, 2013 08:01 AM (s7BgK)

13 That's a long way to go to get put in a women's facility.

Posted by: Where're my ping pong balls at August 22, 2013 08:01 AM (YxaXw)

14 This happens all the time in Frisco and the nave's pay for it in Tax for the ideal's.

Posted by: mitch ryder at August 22, 2013 08:01 AM (3GuQx)

15 Y'know, if they just sentenced him to death, we wouldn't have to deal with this.

Posted by: ChrisValentine at August 22, 2013 08:02 AM (a6AMI)

16 One look at this "guy" and you can tell he had no business in the Military. And to boot, they gave him top secret clearance.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 22, 2013 08:02 AM (9Xc5j)

17 12 Why in the world would he - I mean she - join the military?! --- Either as an agent provocateur or because he's an idiot, I'm thinking.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at August 22, 2013 08:02 AM (/Crba)

18 If I think I'm Napoleon, should you have to call me "transhistorical" or "transAtlantic"?

Going along with dysfunction is not compassionate treatment of someone with a mental illness.

Posted by: Napoleon at August 22, 2013 08:03 AM (FdjiO)

19 If you think about it. It is a great move. It gets the LBGT people on his side. They will be yelling for years that he is being discriminated against and he should be let go. Plus, if he gets the hormone treatment, does that mean he gets transfered to the women's prison? That's got to be easier than the men's side of things for a effiminate traitor.

Posted by: Gary Snodgrass at August 22, 2013 08:03 AM (IrbU4)

20 I am a pomegranate named Sydney. That alone should clear me from what happened up in Boston.

Posted by: Tamerlan Tsarnaev at August 22, 2013 08:03 AM (ukNFU)

21 Either as an agent provocateur or because he's an idiot, I'm thinking. Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at August 22, 2013 12:02 PM (/Crba) And what could possibly go wrong with letting every type of sexual deviant join the Military?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 22, 2013 08:04 AM (9Xc5j)

22 No telling how many people were killed because these freak had issues with his penis.

Posted by: McAdams at August 22, 2013 08:04 AM (Iofmy)

23 Manning explicitly said that he did what he did because he was gay. And those military guys, who were like, hey, umm, we have these rules against being gay for a reason, well, everyone screamed they were just a bunch of hatey hater white heterosexual men. And, what do you know?

Posted by: blaster at August 22, 2013 08:04 AM (W6bkf)

24

Look, I don't want to be a dick and "not that there's anything wrong with that" blah-blah-blah, but let's stipulate a few things...

 

1. The military does important work for the nation.

 

2. The military has secrets.

 

3. Bad guys want to get those secrets so they can keep our military from succeeding at its missions.

 

4.  Bad guys throughout history have used the sexual peccadilloes of the other side's people to gain access to secrets through blackmail.

 

How exactly then does someone with the obviously "confused" sexuality of Bradley Manning get in a position to gain possession of important classified information?   I mean... don't we vett our guys at all anymore?

 

Fail.

Posted by: The Regular Guy at August 22, 2013 08:04 AM (qHCyt)

25 In U.S. prisons in general, transgender inmates are typically classified by their officially assigned gender, rather than the gender with which they identify.

***

Heteronormative assholes.

Posted by: WalrusRex at August 22, 2013 08:04 AM (Hx5uv)

26 When he gets out of prison he can play on the LPGA tour.

Posted by: Lemmenkainen, Freelance Warlord at August 22, 2013 08:04 AM (ZWvOb)

27 The british are coming the british are coming. This is like a Benny Hill Episode.

Posted by: The Jackhole at August 22, 2013 08:04 AM (nTgAI)

28 They're basically daring the military to refuse to pay for gender-reassignment surgery.

Posted by: Highsmith at August 22, 2013 08:04 AM (uwaMU)

29 Make sure there is a handy pipe in the cell strong enough to support "her" weight and something that will serve as a rope.  Let nature take its course.

G-d am I sick of this kind of crap.

Posted by: cranky-d at August 22, 2013 08:05 AM (tGveo)

30 Nope; If he wants sexual reassignment surgery let him pay for it on his own dime. He wants to be rewarded (in his mind) for being a traitor?!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 22, 2013 08:05 AM (gTN+E)

31 I thought about becoming a panda, so I could get off scot-free from everything ever, except that would make me a furry. And I'm not sure even the hardcore libtards can take that.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Your Ad Here! at August 22, 2013 08:05 AM (zUi7I)

32 I don't jump at the chance of faulting the military, but, like any operation, it's filled with incompetence -- decided this guy was a Solid Citizen posing little-to-no security risk and could and should be trusted with our top secret military and diplomatic communications. And, not to mention - it was against the law for them to decide he wasn't a Solid Citizen. Kinda like Major Nidal.

Posted by: blaster at August 22, 2013 08:05 AM (W6bkf)

33 How exactly then does someone with the obviously "confused" sexuality of Bradley Manning get in a position to gain possession of important classified information? I mean... don't we vett our guys at all anymore? You haven't noticed who is in the White House? Ever hear of PC shit. Oh G-D we're all gonna die

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 22, 2013 08:05 AM (9Xc5j)

34  Â“I am Chelsea Manning. I am female”

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You have a Y chromosome, you are a male.

Reality doesn't care what you "think".

Posted by: Nighthawk at August 22, 2013 08:06 AM (OtQXp)

35 #FirstWorldProblems

Posted by: wiserbud at August 22, 2013 08:06 AM (WCe8r)

36 That's got to be easier than the men's side of things for a effiminate traitor. --- Probably not so much. I visited Louisiana State Penitentiary - Angola as part of a school group once. The trustee giving the tour asked people if they'd rather be in Angola or in St. Landry's Women's Prison. He said he'd rather be in Angola because women are a lot more vicious and hold a grudge. Even if Manning gets transferred, I figure that he'll get the shit stomped out of him by whatever Big Bertha is running things on that side of the prison.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at August 22, 2013 08:06 AM (/Crba)

37 Agree that somehow Manning will have a right to gender reassignment on our dime. A three judge panel of the Ninth Circuit...

Posted by: Beagle at August 22, 2013 08:06 AM (Z5GWq)

38 Why not dispatch it straight to Hell where it can yammer endlessly with Satan about what it is. And send its dickholes lawyer too, for buying into this fucking garbage.

Posted by: Captain Hate on an iPhone at August 22, 2013 08:06 AM (OawMi)

39 I hope he has hotflashes. LOL.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 22, 2013 08:06 AM (gTN+E)

40 peccadilloes

***

I'm not sure what that is but if it involves chicken and penises I'm in.

Posted by: WalrusRex at August 22, 2013 08:07 AM (Hx5uv)

41 "Here honey, time to build your new coochie." (fires up chainsaw)

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 22, 2013 08:07 AM (UWXeN)

42 He wants to be rewarded (in his mind) for being a traitor?! I have a suspicion—as others are joking about him wanting to be put in the women’s wing—that he just doesn’t want to be in the same place everyone else goes. Because he’s special.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at August 22, 2013 08:07 AM (QF8uk)

43 I hope he has hotflashes. A cattle prod up the poop hole would take care of that

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 22, 2013 08:07 AM (9Xc5j)

44

I had a professor once that proposed a new pronoun for the transgendered - take the "s" from she, the "h" from he, and end it with "it." Voila! Gender-neutral pronoun!

 

 

Posted by: Grey Fox at August 22, 2013 08:08 AM (210xL)

45 Send Chelsea to Afghanistan in a burka.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 22, 2013 08:08 AM (xDfWx)

46 peccadilloes Always imagined a cross between a chicken and an armadillo with this word.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Your Ad Here! at August 22, 2013 08:08 AM (zUi7I)

47 And send autocorrect to Hell also

Posted by: Captain Hate on an iPhone at August 22, 2013 08:08 AM (OawMi)

48 I hear prisons do indeed offer gender reassignment services, but perhaps not in the manner that Mr. Manning is  hoping/expecting. 

Posted by: BurtTC at August 22, 2013 08:08 AM (TOk1P)

49 47 Send Chelsea to Afghanistan in a burka. --- It's probably crueler to send him there dressed as a prepubescent boy or a camel.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at August 22, 2013 08:08 AM (/Crba)

50 If Hillary had a daughter it would look just like whatever that is.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 22, 2013 08:09 AM (g1DWB)

51 That is, he doesnÂ’t expect to win the lawsuit, or perhaps thatÂ’s why the lawsuit specifies only hormones and not surgery.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at August 22, 2013 08:09 AM (QF8uk)

52 Accck! My eyes!

Question:  How many hours of steady drinking at a bar would it take before "Chelsea" started looking good?

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at August 22, 2013 08:09 AM (f9c2L)

53 It's probably crueler to send him there dressed as a prepubescent boy Seen pictures of him? NO need for any disguise.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 22, 2013 08:09 AM (9Xc5j)

54 They should have Manning and Hasan share a cell.

Posted by: wiserbud at August 22, 2013 08:09 AM (WCe8r)

55 thank god all of this is perfectly normal. it would be weird for it to be weird.

Posted by: X at August 22, 2013 08:10 AM (KHo8t)

56 ace commenting and posting before the crack of noon? That's unpossible.

Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at August 22, 2013 08:10 AM (UR1wn)

57 So this is Chelsea, lately. *shudder "Solid Comedienne" I think not.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 22, 2013 08:10 AM (IXrOn)

58 How many hours of steady drinking at a bar would it take before "Chelsea" started looking good? Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at August 22, 2013 12:09 PM (f9c2L) Chelsea manning or Chelsea Clinton?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 22, 2013 08:10 AM (9Xc5j)

59 54 Accck! My eyes! Question: How many hours of steady drinking at a bar would it take before "Chelsea" started looking good? --- Beer? I'm not sure you can drink enough beer fast enough to get beer goggles for that. Everclear? Depends on how quick you were pounding the shots.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at August 22, 2013 08:10 AM (/Crba)

60

44 -

 

Ironically, I think he would have a much easier time in the male genpop, dressed up like a girl, then he would  with the females. 

Posted by: BurtTC at August 22, 2013 08:10 AM (TOk1P)

61 #54 Chelsea Clinton? Not enough alc on the planet.

Posted by: Captain Hate on an iPhone at August 22, 2013 08:10 AM (OawMi)

62 Chelsea manning or Chelsea Clinton? Now that you mention it, has anyone ever seen them in the same room...?

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Your Ad Here! at August 22, 2013 08:11 AM (zUi7I)

63 Same hair style. but Clare is still much better looking than Chelsea Manning: http://tinyurl.com/msbeh2a

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 22, 2013 08:11 AM (gTN+E)

64 Ahem ARMY Enough said

Posted by: Navycopjoe at August 22, 2013 08:11 AM (7D6bD)

65 I mean... don't we vett our guys at all anymore?

[...]

Posted by: The Regular Guy at August 22, 2013 12:04 PM (qHCyt)


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Short answer?

No.

Posted by: Nighthawk at August 22, 2013 08:11 AM (OtQXp)

66 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a malignant traitor.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) MFM Delenda Est at August 22, 2013 08:11 AM (/PCJa)

67 Cripes, are we gonna rewrite history now to tell the story of "Edie" Slovik?

As far as Poor Little Chelsea, I'm down with letting it wear its wig for hanging.

The military used to have standards commensurate with its mission. Not now.

Posted by: MrScribbler at August 22, 2013 08:12 AM (kaGpp)

68 Heh.  How you doin'?

Posted by: Bob Filner, Graduate, Sensitivity Training Centers of Cleveland at August 22, 2013 08:12 AM (8ZskC)

69

Ironically, I think he would have a much easier time in the male genpop, dressed up like a girl, then he would with the females.

 

The trick would be to be to "marry" a dominant male, I guess....

Posted by: Grey Fox at August 22, 2013 08:12 AM (210xL)

70 Burn it down. Scatter the stones. Salt the earth where it stood.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) MFM Delenda Est at August 22, 2013 08:12 AM (/PCJa)

71 Chelsea Manning starring in the hit drama, "My So Called Wife."

Posted by: Baldy at August 22, 2013 08:12 AM (tyDFN)

72

Does the military to pysch evals anymore? I was in decades ago USAF ( ya stop giggling) anyway , I was an Aircraft Maint spec, worked on Tankers and Bombers B52. We had to be HRP Qual ( human reliability program ) had to psych evals, the Rorschach test was always done every few months. I thought they were retarded then cause of the blots looked like well....

So I am guessing if manning was a nut like he claims how did he pass the evals? Was he given evals?  if he was then they obviously dont work. Or he is playing for sympathy to get out early.

Posted by: Coldwarrior57 at August 22, 2013 08:12 AM (rO5kl)

73 Women get raped in women's prison by other women.  Since he wants to BE  a woman instead of having sex with one, he's better to be in the male genpop.

Posted by: sweet...ish at August 22, 2013 08:12 AM (bj+Nc)

74 Looks more like Michael Jackson than Claire Danes.

Posted by: Country Singer at August 22, 2013 08:13 AM (L8r/r)

75 greatest fighing force in the world my ass.

Posted by: dillhole12 at August 22, 2013 08:13 AM (uURnG)

76 The New Normal, everyone.

Posted by: soothsayer at August 22, 2013 08:13 AM (1/DXq)

77 *jinx*

Posted by: Country Singer at August 22, 2013 08:13 AM (L8r/r)

78 Nevergiveup, either?

One time TDY SouthCom at Howard the story goes.  In the NCO club Friday night..  Everyone is getting their groove on.  And then people start to notice the 6ft 2in 'woman' also getting down on the dance floor.  People at the table went 'hhhmmm' and decided that was no Sheila.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 22, 2013 08:13 AM (xDfWx)

79 I am woman, hear me bore.

Posted by: Chelsea Manning at August 22, 2013 08:13 AM (8ZskC)

80 What a sick fuck.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at August 22, 2013 08:13 AM (0HooB)

81 Does the military to pysch evals anymore? --- I don't think they've taken them seriously in years. Three words for you - Major Nidal Hasan.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at August 22, 2013 08:14 AM (/Crba)

82 So, if Chelsea Manning somehow gets the hormone therapy and related surgeries to obtain the appearance of a woman and still likes guys, doesn't that make Chelsea a heterosexual?

Posted by: Penfold at August 22, 2013 08:14 AM (Fbt5B)

83 If Homosexuals are not defective, Transtesticals are not either. Neither are goat fuckers, for that matter.

Posted by: nip at August 22, 2013 08:14 AM (jI23+)

84

66 -

 

Exactly.  The Army cross-dressers tend to stand out, unlike the sea men. 

 

And he's not a Cubs fan either, so he's got that going for him.  Which is nice.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 22, 2013 08:14 AM (TOk1P)

85 Nevergiveup, either? Ha?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 22, 2013 08:14 AM (9Xc5j)

86 In U.S. prisons in general, transgender inmates are typically classified by their officially assigned gender, rather than the gender with which they identify.

What official makes gender assignments?  Who funds this shadowy Bureau of Gender Assignment?

/Perhaps "gender at birth" or, if retaining imagery of "assignment" is truly important, "naturally assigned" would work better.

Posted by: Jazz at August 22, 2013 08:14 AM (roO4n)

87 I don't care what s/h/it calls s/h/itself. Y Chromosome = Dude. But, if he wants to play the part of the woman, I'm sure there will be plenty of takers where he's going.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) MFM Delenda Est at August 22, 2013 08:14 AM (/PCJa)

88 Some people will do anything to get out of doing time in general population.

Posted by: joncelli at August 22, 2013 08:14 AM (RD7QR)

89 I don't think they've taken them seriously in years. Three words for you - Major Nidal Hasan. Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at August 22, 2013 12:14 PM (/Crba) He was doing the evals

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 22, 2013 08:14 AM (9Xc5j)

90

I'd hit it.

 

 

 

With a Louisville slugger.

Posted by: Jollyroger at August 22, 2013 08:15 AM (t06LC)

91 Yep. Did they make the recruiter attend any part of his court martial?

Posted by: [/i][/b][/s]akula51 at August 22, 2013 08:15 AM (4p5/2)

92 You're telling me that stunning specimen of masculinity thinks he's a woman?  You could knock me over with a whisper.

Seriously, look at a picture of the guy.  If he weighs a buck thirty I'll eat ace's hair.

He looks like Kermit the Frog come to life . . .

if he bulks up a bit.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 22, 2013 08:15 AM (WhJf8)

93 He looks like Kermit the Frog come to life . . . if he bulks up a bit. --- Much like Kermit, I bet he's used to having some guy's hand shoved up his ass.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at August 22, 2013 08:15 AM (/Crba)

94 Prison? In this administration that traitorous crazy mixed-up poofter-boy should be running the Department of Defense.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 22, 2013 08:16 AM (8ZskC)

95 This gender bender bullshit is getting out of hand.

They're suggesting that one can pick which gender they are on a whim, with the rest of society expected to accept their choice without question.

If someone goes all out with a sex change, hormone treatment, etc, then fine- I'll play along and refer to him/her/it with the pronoun fitting their new appearance.

But if a dude wakes up one day, puts on a wig and makeup and declares he's now a woman?  No.  He's just a man in drag.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at August 22, 2013 08:16 AM (SY2Kh)

96 Can we just throw he...er...she....er it in a very dark hole and forget about he...er....she...er it.

Re-imagined oubliette.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 22, 2013 08:16 AM (WhJf8)

97 I know we're not paying for this freak show.  Right???

Posted by: nraendowment at August 22, 2013 08:16 AM (Msv+6)

98 More like Hagel the Bagel's bat-boy.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 22, 2013 08:17 AM (xDfWx)

99 I guar-goddamned-tee that we'll be footing the bill for this, because to not do so would be 'cruel and unusual punishment.'

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, The Colossus of Independence at August 22, 2013 08:17 AM (fwARV)

100 I think that picture of Clare Danes is actually from Homeo & Juliet.

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at August 22, 2013 08:17 AM (7ObY1)

101 The tail is wagging the dog.

Posted by: Cato at August 22, 2013 08:17 AM (j3id/)

102 >>>>>The military -- I don't jump at the chance of faulting the military, but, like any operation, it's filled with incompetence -- decided this guy was a Solid Citizen posing little-to-no security risk and could and should be trusted with our top secret military and diplomatic communications.>>>>>

I tried to sabotage the enlistment of a psychiatric patient who's a huge fan of Josef Stalin and said we need mass executions and death camps here. His mother made him a copy of Stalin's trademark jacket, which he wore to school with authentic Soviet army boots. For his high school graduation, he wore a hammer-and-sickle tie pin.

He told me he wanted to join the infantry so he could kill people, and he said he didn't differentiate between combatants and noncombatants. Killing children in Afghanistan wouldn't bother him, since the only good Muslim is a dead Muslim. He loves the Russian Spetsnaz because they don't care how many hostages they kill in their "rescues."

Finally, he said he'd devote his life to helping the Russians develop weapons to defeat American weapons.

After promising me anonymity, the recruiters called his parents the same day and told them what I'd said, resulting in the kid's father threatening to murder me. When I went back to confront the recruiters, they got hostile and said they knew army material the second it walked in the door, so I had no business telling them their job.

The kid in question lied on his application form about his psychiatric treatment, but I was told by another soldier that the recruiters passed the kid through as a "fuck you" to me. Also, the kid is a member of a protected ethnic class.

They put him in the Chemical Corps. He's been trained in nuclear, chemical, biological, and radiological weapons. To get him through the training, they assigned him two "battle buddies." It's a new system that allows the army to keep incompetent or crazy soldiers who would've been discharged in earlier years.

I expect we'll be hearing about him soon.

Posted by: Tacky Adhesive at August 22, 2013 08:17 AM (TJw7K)

103 In a just world, Chelsea would get her reassignment surgery within minutes of the bars clanging shut behind him.

Posted by: wiserbud at August 22, 2013 08:17 AM (WCe8r)

104

84 Does the military to pysch evals anymore?

---

I don't think they've taken them seriously in years.

Three words for you - Major Nidal Hasan.

 

 

Fuck. I haven't done one since the last one I did on Major Nelson. I gave him a less than perfect score and I'll be damned if I didn't turn into a chimp. I swear it!

Posted by: Col. Bellows at August 22, 2013 08:17 AM (t06LC)

105 Boy, is his ass going to be sore. Couldn't happen to a nicer it.

Posted by: MoeRon at August 22, 2013 08:17 AM (2Q3U/)

106 That pict is an affront to those of us who are blonde naturelle.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 22, 2013 08:17 AM (IXrOn)

107 Actually, he looks like a 13 year old boy playing Ophelia in a very early (@1603) version of "Hamlet"

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 22, 2013 08:17 AM (gTN+E)

108 But if a dude wakes up one day, puts on a wig and makeup and declares he's now a woman? No. He's just a man in drag. --- Or an ABC News editor. Or both.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at August 22, 2013 08:18 AM (/Crba)

109 Does she play hockey?

Posted by: Truck Monkey at August 22, 2013 08:18 AM (32Ze2)

110 I was wondering why he was smiling when the judge sentenced him to 35 years in Levenworth.  Guess he will have plenty of opportunity to give the whole "woman" thing a try in the next three and a half decades.

Posted by: TanarUr at August 22, 2013 08:18 AM (S4N/h)

111

 

 

Clare Dane???

 

Looks like Lady Gaga with her hair down.

Posted by: fixerupper at August 22, 2013 08:18 AM (nELVU)

112 just saw this and had to laugh a ME correspondent's name (camel hider in Pakistan) Kamal Hyder reporting on Musharraf

Posted by: panzernashorn at August 22, 2013 08:18 AM (MhA4j)

113 Clare Danes stars in the new thriller "Brokedown Phallus."

Posted by: no good deed at August 22, 2013 08:18 AM (WmLrU)

114 I just got an email from the Speaker of the House!11!

He wanted to know why I have not donated lately to the RNC,and he would triple my donation!! I tried to write back but, of course, it was a failure as I knew it would be. But this was my response and I am going to write all of my elected representatives, the crap-weasels (I am talking to you, Marco):

"Thanks so much for this personal email!

I have no intention of donating to the RNC until...until you, as Speaker of the House and the majority branch of government for the GOP, stand up to Obamacare, blanket amnesty without protecting the borders, the "non-scandals" of the Benghazi terrorist attack, Fast and Furious, NSA, IRS, name your scandal, etc.

You can make a difference. When I see this I will donate. It is called courage as well as doing the job you were elected to do, which I see little of by our GOP in DC."

I am biding my time before my letters and phone calls when the twits return to DC. I also want to start a campaign to elect Allen West as governor of Florida to cause heads to splode.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky at August 22, 2013 08:19 AM (baL2B)

115 Bradley Manning Reveals He's a Woman Named Chelsea Manning Clinton Have YOU ever seen them in the same room? Hmmmm?

Posted by: rickb223 at August 22, 2013 08:19 AM (b1/nQ)

116 They put him in the Chemical Corps. He's been trained in nuclear, chemical, biological, and radiological weapons. To get him through the training, they assigned him two "battle buddies." It's a new system that allows the army to keep incompetent or crazy soldiers who would've been discharged in earlier years. I expect we'll be hearing about him soon. --- With any luck, we'll hear that he died in a "training accident" rather than hearing about an attack involving those materials.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at August 22, 2013 08:19 AM (/Crba)

117 P.S. to my earlier post:

Fully 30 percent of new recruits in the US military fail to complete their enlistments. That means that one in three are discharged early, generally due to incompetence or psychiatric reasons.

The system is broken.

Posted by: Tacky Adhesive at August 22, 2013 08:20 AM (TJw7K)

118 After a month in prison, I think Manning will be female enough, hormones or not. Nothing says loving like new meat in the oven.

Posted by: Billy Bob, Psuedo Intelectual at August 22, 2013 08:20 AM (wR+pz)

119

96 -

 

Never before in the history of AoSHQ has a comment been more deserving of a rimshot than this!

Posted by: BurtTC at August 22, 2013 08:20 AM (TOk1P)

120 Shouldn't it be Chelsea Mynning? Why is she paying homage to the patriarchy so?

Posted by: TenthJustice at August 22, 2013 08:20 AM (qB8lN)

121 Think about this:

He demands the "right" to change his gender at the TAXPAYER's expense, even though he is a convicted traitor. Yet we now have a movement to ban parents from obtaining therapy, AT THEIR OWN EXPENSE, to try to convert their child from gay to straight.

Yeah, that all makes sense......


Posted by: Tex Lovera at August 22, 2013 08:20 AM (wtvvX)

122 This is gonna put a real dent in the gay activists claim that these gender confused goofs are just misunderstood people trapped in the wrong bodies. Lots of them are just attentions seeking mentally unbalanced freaks. Why did Manning have to leak classified gov't secrets in order to achieve his goal of becoming a woman?

Posted by: JackStraw at August 22, 2013 08:20 AM (g1DWB)

123 "Manning is likely to serve her time at Fort Leavenworth" - politically correct garbage. Manning is not a she. But it is Rolling Stone.

Posted by: unf-ing-believable at August 22, 2013 08:20 AM (3w8O+)

124 How exactly then does someone with the obviously "confused" sexuality of Bradley Manning get in a position to gain possession of important classified information? I mean... don't we vett our guys at all anymore?  Fail. 

Posted by: The Regular Guy at August 22, 2013 12:04 PM (qHCyt)



Because discrimination.  

Do you know what a military without discrimination looks like?  

"Enemy combatant?   Civilian?   Who cares, just shoot them all."    

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at August 22, 2013 08:21 AM (v3pYe)

125

"Manning is likely to serve her time at Fort Leavenworth, which doesn't offer hormone therapy or sex-reassignment surgery to prisoners, as reported by Courthouse News. David Coombs, Manning's lawyer, was not sure if Fort Leavenworth would offer Manning hormone therapy, though he said on Today that he was "hoping" the prison "would do the right thing."

 

 

 

 

Well they may not offer hormone therapy there, but some of the other prisoners will certainly give Chelsea Whoremoan threapy.

Posted by: maddogg at August 22, 2013 08:21 AM (xWW96)

126 Filner's quitting.

And end thread.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at August 22, 2013 08:21 AM (hSwFv)

127 Henceforth I shall be known as Miss Cicero.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 22, 2013 08:21 AM (8ZskC)

128 Well I am on duty starting tomorrow for 3 days. And on Saturday I will be in " Faggarty Whites"? I guess that has whole new meaning now a days ha?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 22, 2013 08:21 AM (9Xc5j)

129

@120

 

I'd say that about the entire US at this point. Hell, I'd say that about all of western civ at this point.

 

Its a crisis of confidence. As a civilization, we are careening towards a nervous breakdown.

Posted by: Col. Bellows at August 22, 2013 08:22 AM (t06LC)

130 Why did Manning have to leak classified gov't secrets in order to achieve his goal of becoming a woman? Because it made his pussy, which is really a dick, wet.

Posted by: MoeRon at August 22, 2013 08:22 AM (2Q3U/)

131 So, wait - if society shits on the military continually, it will eventually lead in a lesser caliber of individual in our "all volunteer fighting force"? Ahhh, progressivism.

Posted by: [/i][/b][/s]akula51 at August 22, 2013 08:22 AM (4p5/2)

132 *tsk tsk tsk* 

Bradley Bradley if you are going to cross-play you simply must do it right.  I know you wanted to look like Angel from Big O but that wig is simply wrong, its not long enough for one thing and the part is not right.  Plus you must get contacts so your eye color matches that of Angel's.

- a cosplay elitist

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 22, 2013 08:22 AM (xDfWx)

133 See this is what I am talking about.   Why is his desire to become a woman  considered to be a  human right and paid for by me the taxpayer .   Why isn't the same afforded to the sicko who wants to live his life as a My Little Pony character?  

Posted by: polynikes at August 22, 2013 08:22 AM (m2CN7)

134   They're suggesting that one can pick which gender they are on a whim, with the rest of society expected to accept their choice without question.  If someone goes all out with a sex change, hormone treatment, etc, then fine- I'll play along and refer to him/her/it with the pronoun fitting their new appearance.  But if a dude wakes up one day, puts on a wig and makeup and declares he's now a woman? No. He's just a man in drag. 

Posted by: Hollowpoint at August 22, 2013 12:16 PM (SY2Kh)


And all that on the Taxpayer's dime.  

You must tolerate Them, but They don't have to tolerate You. 

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at August 22, 2013 08:23 AM (oY6Yp)

135 Remember Soap, the TV show? There was an arc where Billy Crystal's character (who was gay) offered to his athlete boyfriend that he would get a sex change so that they could be together. Gay groups were outraged. The implication is that gay men are just women with penises and need a little surgery and hormone therapy to be made right. They found this offensive and, IMHO, rightly so.

Posted by: AmishDude at August 22, 2013 08:23 AM (T0NGe)

136 Posted by: ChristyBlinky at August 22, 2013 12:19 PM (baL2B) Nice letter, Christy. Good for you!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 22, 2013 08:23 AM (gTN+E)

137 We eagerly await the arrival of our new resident, Chelsea Manning.  We cannot wait to roll out the welcome wagon.

Posted by: Pound Town at August 22, 2013 08:24 AM (vg8iE)

138 Bad guys throughout history have used the sexual peccadilloes of the other side's people to gain access to secrets through blackmail.

True as far as it goes, but it goes further. The current toleration argument is that once mere homosexuality is no longer a source of public humiliation, the blackmail opportunities will fade.

People who really, really don't like homosexuals say that there is something more than that, an underlying attitude of sly defiance ("Gay" after all is a shortened form of the Victorian "Gay Deceiver") that makes all such habitues a poor security risk, at the least. Now, some think this is just a by-blow of having to bo about on the down-low; others say it's in how you get converted, and there are those who say you go gay because of that character flaw. And the Pope says, Who am I to judge?" which is kind of a hell of a thing for a Pope.

I would say I'm torn on this, but we ain't goin there. I do strongly feel that among young gays of today there is a great deal of rah-rah joinerism, a veneer of attitude largely unconnected to basic urges or biological principles. IMO about 99 of 100 of recent recruits to The Cause are mad at Mom'n'Dad, and little else. This may make them little different from many young people of several persuasions, but it certainly does make them poor security risks. 

Posted by: comatus at August 22, 2013 08:24 AM (JNUY4)

139 129 Filner's quitting. And end thread. --- Huh. I'm surprised that they didn't go down the Potempkin Recall route to keep him in office for another 6 months. The amount of outrage to be directed at the San Diego Dems over that one would have been epic.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at August 22, 2013 08:24 AM (/Crba)

140 Years back I worked on creating some of the systems used by the California Department of Corrections - the data entry for new inmates was as follows (note this was YEARS ago & might be more elaborate now):

1) Male
2) Female
3) Male transformed from Female
4) Female transformed from Male
5) Other

True

Posted by: Steven W. at August 22, 2013 08:24 AM (RRm7u)

141 Maybe Chelsea can move in with Weasely Clark after his current young squeeze has had enough of the smell of codger and dickcheese.

Posted by: Captain Hate on an iPhone at August 22, 2013 08:24 AM (OawMi)

142 Question: How many hours of steady drinking at a bar would it take before "Chelsea" started looking good?

 

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at August 22, 2013 12:09 PM (f9c2L)

 

It usually takes me about three.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at August 22, 2013 08:25 AM (zF6Iw)

143 They're suggesting that one can pick which gender they are on a whim, with the rest of society expected to accept their choice without question. Thus the word "gender" instead of "sex." Sex, being biological, is immutable. You may be male, female, or hermaphroditic. "Gender" being a societal construct, is much more mutable. You want to be a dude? Just call yourself a dude. Want to be a chick? Call yourself a chick. And so forth. And, again, it's all part of the drive to classify us all by our biological functions.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) MFM Delenda Est at August 22, 2013 08:25 AM (/PCJa)

144 So, wait - if society shits on the military continually, it will eventually lead in a lesser caliber of individual in our "all volunteer fighting force"? May make them decide to shit back. Witness Egypt.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 22, 2013 08:25 AM (b1/nQ)

145 After reading a Howard Zinn quote in his (other?) letter, I am so ticked off. Back to hating Snowden too (and the NSA, FWIW). Fri tha bastids.

Posted by: Baldy at August 22, 2013 08:25 AM (tyDFN)

146

Is J Random Fiscon a  sock  doing sarcasm   or is he a  serious poster because this is the kind of cultural crap that directly effects the fiscal conservatism that is desired. 

Posted by: polynikes at August 22, 2013 08:25 AM (m2CN7)

147 We could fix this if we would let more furries into the military.

Posted by: WalrusRex at August 22, 2013 08:26 AM (Hx5uv)

148 >>>>>With any luck, we'll hear that he died in a "training accident" rather than hearing about an attack involving those materials.>>>>>

No. What they're doing--according to the photos I've seen--is giving him a special "retard" uniform so that the instructors can keep an eye on him.

You wondered why the military kept Major Hasan after he became an open supporter of al Qaeda? Well, the army is doing everything in its power to keep this mental patient in its ranks to "preserve their diversity."

He isn't being allowed to be alone with his hazardous materials, but he's been trained to use them and he has access to them.

It's a completely perverse guarantee that something horrible will happen, and there's no stopping it. My conversations with the recruiters convinced me that the rot is systemic now. It was very sad, because I used to be an unconditional supporter of the armed forces.

Now I realize it's just another left-leaning, PC bureaucracy.

Posted by: Tacky Adhesive at August 22, 2013 08:26 AM (TJw7K)

149 We're going to need some eye-bleach, Ace. Better put the Batsignal up for Dave to do a cheerleader/football post, stat!

Posted by: Bluedog803 at August 22, 2013 08:26 AM (yUS5D)

150 143 Years back I worked on creating some of the systems used by the California Department of Corrections - the data entry for new inmates was as follows (note this was YEARS ago might be more elaborate now): 1) Male 2) Female 3) Male transformed from Female 4) Female transformed from Male 5) Other True --- In more California news, the head of elections in San Francisco couldn't be fired from her job, despite obvious corruption such as ballot boxes turning up in the Bay, because her life-partner was in the middle of a city-funded gender-reassignment treatment. This one happened in the last 10 years, IIRC.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at August 22, 2013 08:26 AM (/Crba)

151 You have a Y chromosome, you are a male.

Reality doesn't care what you "think".


I read an article about how the Olympics were having to deal with all the "edge" cases on this.  In short, it's not so simple.  There are XXY people, there are people who are XY, but due to certain types of genetic diseases are really XX. 

They weren't even taking into account all the "preferences", it was only a purely scientific categorization attempt.

What they came up with was a person's natural "unenhanced" testosterone level.  If you take all the people in the world and looked at their testosterone level, there is a stratification effect.  Two distinct clouds of levels.  So if you're in one cloud, you compete with the women.  Another cloud and you compete with the men.  This is unenhanced of course.  If you were taking hormones you are disqualified, period.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 22, 2013 08:26 AM (WhJf8)

152 Wake up, it's a Chelsea morning

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at August 22, 2013 08:27 AM (QDk4A)

153

Suggested  Headline for Ace's next post:

 

FILNER QUITS CONGRESS, SEEKS  OPPORTUNITY FOR MORE "HANDS ON" CONTACT WITH HIS CONSTITUENTS

Posted by: BurtTC at August 22, 2013 08:27 AM (TOk1P)

154 No. What they're doing--according to the photos I've seen--is giving him a special "retard" uniform so that the instructors can keep an eye on him. --- My dad mentioned them doing this during the Vietnam era, such as denoting guys who were too dumb or unstable to handle guns or grenades.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at August 22, 2013 08:28 AM (/Crba)

155 The Left lives on trivializing the momentous, complicating the obvious, and dragging us along with its insanity. It's really time that we quit playing this game.

Posted by: Cato at August 22, 2013 08:28 AM (j3id/)

156

Posted by: comatus at August 22, 2013 12:24 PM (JNUY4)

 

Yeah.... now if someone 'outs' you in the Military.... you're on the promotion Fast Track...

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 22, 2013 08:28 AM (lZBBB)

157 "Given the way that I feel, and have felt since childhood, I want to begin hormone therapy as soon as possible. I hope that you will support me in this transition."


Transgender this child immediately.

Posted by: Beer Summit and a Scapel Barry at August 22, 2013 08:28 AM (6xhLc)

158 Dude looks worse than the singer from Against Me! that decided he's now a chick. Someone get this man a make over! exit question: who looks worse Chelsea Manning or Chelsea Clinton?

Posted by: Vote Lord Humungus 2016 at August 22, 2013 08:28 AM (HEa5q)

159

"Fully 30 percent of new recruits in the US military fail to complete their enlistments. That means that one in three are discharged early, generally due to incompetence or psychiatric reasons."

 

I'm sorry.  God knows I wouldn't write anything that would be taken as insensitive or argumentative, but this is total bullshit.

 

If you've got a link, post it.  I'll apologize if it's anywhere near true.

Posted by: jwest at August 22, 2013 08:28 AM (u2a4R)

160 "As I transition into this next phase of my life, I want everyone to know the real me. I am Chelsea Manning. I am a female," Manning wrote in a statement read on the Today show. "Given the way that I feel, and have felt since childhood, I want to begin hormone therapy as soon as possible. I hope that you will support me in this transition. I also request that, starting today, you refer to me by my new name and use the feminine pronoun (except in official mail to the confinement facility)." The fact that this is not viewed as a clear indication of mental illness still baffles me. And apparently, according to Bradley (yes, Bradley - if you want to be called Chelsea, file the paperwork for a name change), the right thing is for the taxpayer to fund a sex change operation for a convicted criminal. He may get lucky, as a judge in MA forced the state to pay for a felon's choppadickoffame.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at August 22, 2013 08:29 AM (r+7wo)

161 San Diego Mayor Bob "Filthy" Filner to Resign http://tinyurl.com/kcl37bu

Posted by: YIKES! at August 22, 2013 08:29 AM (mETGQ)

162 I hope that's not his best picture. Looks like a dude in a wig with poorly applied eyeliner. It'd be one thing if he actually put in a little effort to look like a chick, but he's just mailing it in based on that photo. Serious trannys should be outraged.

Posted by: mugiwara at August 22, 2013 08:29 AM (D5hxK)

163 Whats wrong with those California Democrats? Filner gets the chopping block and Ted Kennedy(who was far worse) is a hero to them. It just doesn't make any sense in the light of even the foggiest logic.

Posted by: maddogg at August 22, 2013 08:29 AM (xWW96)

164 I'm surprised that they didn't go down the Potempkin Recall route to keep him in office for another 6 months. The amount of outrage to be directed at the San Diego Dems over that one would have been epic.

Posted by: Brandon in Baton Rouge at August 22, 2013 12:24 PM (/Crba)

 

Anywhere but San Diego and he would still be golden.    San Diego is still considered a conservative  area  in CA.      

Posted by: polynikes at August 22, 2013 08:29 AM (m2CN7)

165 In U.S. prisons in general, transgender inmates are typically classified by their officially assigned gender, rather than the gender with which they identify. In other words, US prisons classify prisoners according to their actual sex, as they have not yet completely descended into madness. Yes, I am a h8r and no, I do not denounce myself.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at August 22, 2013 08:30 AM (r+7wo)

166 The awesomeness of this, I have no words. We are truly a joke. The Muslim world will get a great laugh out of this one. First the Warrior Princess, and now Chelsea Manning.

Posted by: Andrew at August 22, 2013 08:31 AM (HS3dy)

167 169 Whats wrong with those California Democrats? Filner gets the chopping block and Ted Kennedy(who was far worse) is a hero to them. It just doesn't make any sense in the light of even the foggiest logic. --- They can read polls. Ted was a Kennedy, so he'd get re-elected for life in Massachusetts. OTOH, polls showed that 81% of San Diego voters wanted Filner gone. There's no positive way to spin those numbers.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at August 22, 2013 08:31 AM (/Crba)

168 Brandon, in Vietnam there was a project instituted by McNamara think called Project One Hundred Thousand.  The Army took in 100k recruits who were Level IV, the lowest scoring level in testing. functional illiterates and such.  Theory was that perhaps Army discipline and training could boot strap these people into being better soldiers and hence citizens.  It was a colossal failure.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 22, 2013 08:31 AM (xDfWx)

169 >>>>>"Fully 30 percent of new recruits in the US military fail to complete their enlistments. That means that one in three are discharged early, generally due to incompetence or psychiatric reasons."

I'm sorry. God knows I wouldn't write anything that would be taken as insensitive or argumentative, but this is total bullshit.

If you've got a link, post it. I'll apologize if it's anywhere near true.>>>>>

My figure was out of date. It's up to 40 percent now.

"However, the military is not for everyone. Fully 40 percent of recruits who enlist in the military today will not complete their full term of service. While many discharges will be for reasons beyond the recruit's control, such as medical problems that develop after joining the military, as a First Sergeant for 11 years, I found that a significant number of the involuntary discharges we imposed on first-term recruits was because they simply stopped trying -- they discovered that the military wasn't what they thought it was going to be."

http://usmilitary.about.com/cs/joiningup/a/recruiter.htm

Posted by: Tacky Adhesive at August 22, 2013 08:31 AM (TJw7K)

170

The "New" US Army

1.) Cross-dressers are cool, especially in highly sensitive Intelligence positions

2.) Jihadis can engage in "workplace violence" and get away with it

3.) Catholics and Evangelists are considered to be "extremists".

4.) Women can join Combat Arms due to standards and training, that were designed to produce combat-soldiers who could win wars, being eviscerated.......

 

Posted by: MtTB at August 22, 2013 08:32 AM (8E9QA)

171 I now insist on being called Cleopatra as I feel deep inside that I am really a powerful queen trapped in a middle class body.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at August 22, 2013 08:32 AM (r+7wo)

172 174 Brandon, in Vietnam there was a project instituted by McNamara think called Project One Hundred Thousand. The Army took in 100k recruits who were Level IV, the lowest scoring level in testing. functional illiterates and such. Theory was that perhaps Army discipline and training could boot strap these people into being better soldiers and hence citizens. It was a colossal failure. --- I don't doubt it. They were also giving biker gangs the option of military service in Vietnam rather than serve time for whatever offenses they'd been busted for.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at August 22, 2013 08:32 AM (/Crba)

173 It's a completely perverse guarantee that something horrible will happen, and there's no stopping it. My conversations with the recruiters convinced me that the rot is systemic now. It was very sad, because I used to be an unconditional supporter of the armed forces. Now I realize it's just another left-leaning, PC bureaucracy. Posted by: Tacky Adhesive at August 22, 2013 12:26 PM (TJw7K) Which is why my brother in law and I have been trying to talk one of my nephews--his son--out of joining the military after graduation from college. Bil and I are both USAF vets.

Posted by: baldilocks at August 22, 2013 08:33 AM (Tnlh/)

174 I would have been happy going my entire life without seeing that photo. Manning's sentence is too light, as far as I'm concerned.

Posted by: DangerGirl, getting angrier by the day at August 22, 2013 08:33 AM (LP0Fj)

175 The JEF is in town today, and I couldn't help noticing the ultra-left Buffalo News headline: "Obama stresses higher education as ‘pathway to middle class’" SOMEbody didn't get the memo that it's disrespectful to call His Majesty "Obama." And nobody would ever confuse the Buffalo Snewz of being "right-wing." Tingles? You there, Tingles?

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at August 22, 2013 08:33 AM (7ObY1)

176 We're all Pat, now.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 22, 2013 08:34 AM (IXrOn)

177 Rosie O'Donnell.  At least with her you could close your eyes and imagine you were masterbating on a real smelly waterbed.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at August 22, 2013 08:34 AM (32Ze2)

178 Remember 2 years ago when I said trannies in uniform are next? It's coming.

Posted by: soothsayer at August 22, 2013 08:34 AM (1/DXq)

179

158 -

 

Congress/Mayor, same difference.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 22, 2013 08:34 AM (TOk1P)

180 Bradley is one ugly looking woman. I can't believe we're expected to take these people seriously.

Posted by: L, elle at August 22, 2013 08:34 AM (0PiQ4)

181

"Looks like a dude in a wig with poorly applied eyeliner." -  mugiwara at August 22, 2013 12:29 PM

 

Come to think of it, is (s)he going for the Veronica Lake look?

 

That's gonna ruin a lot of old movies for me, PERMANENTLY......

 

Posted by: MtTB at August 22, 2013 08:34 AM (8E9QA)

182 Whats wrong with those California Democrats? Filner gets the chopping block and Ted Kennedy(who was far worse) is a hero to them. It just doesn't make any sense in the light of even the foggiest logic.

Posted by: maddogg


Because he looks like a sideshow freak. Seriously look at him.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at August 22, 2013 08:35 AM (hSwFv)

183 His cellmate, Bubba, just won the lottery.

Posted by: Andy at August 22, 2013 08:35 AM (T27rW)

184 Filthy Filner has resigned.

Posted by: joncelli at August 22, 2013 08:35 AM (RD7QR)

185 So, wait - if society shits on the military continually, it will eventually lead in a lesser caliber of individual in our "all volunteer fighting force"?

Ahhh, progressivism.

Posted by: akula51 at August 22, 2013 12:22 PM (4p5/2)

 

Tinfoil Hat - Status ON

 

Its being done on purpose.   The "Right".... always had an ace in the hole with the military as the backstop against any un-constitutional power grab because it was predominantly populated by folks who took their oath seriously.

Fill the ranks with like minded statists????  You do the math.

 

 

Tin Foil Hat - Staus OFF

Posted by: fixerupper at August 22, 2013 08:35 AM (nELVU)

186 It's Pat SNL intro http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VwT1kp0C3Ss#t=12

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 22, 2013 08:35 AM (IXrOn)

187 Have you seen Chelsea Lately?

Posted by: Dave C at August 22, 2013 08:35 AM (OY6GJ)

188 It's just so depressing that the MSM is spending more time discussing Mannings' gender angst than they did on the damage he did with suppling classified info to Wikileaks. People died and all they want to talk about is who will pay for his flippin' gender reassignment.
Rage stroke time.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 22, 2013 08:35 AM (UrtRh)

189 You know what else is a "pathway" to the middle class? A FUCKING PAYCHECK.

Posted by: soothsayer at August 22, 2013 08:35 AM (1/DXq)

190 When Janeane Garofalo already is more butch than you are, do you really need hormone therapy?

Posted by: Fritz at August 22, 2013 08:35 AM (UzPAd)

191

 

Jeebus pixie..... gimme my paragraph breaks back

Posted by: fixerupper at August 22, 2013 08:36 AM (nELVU)

192 The boys at Leavenworth are going to have a good time with him/her/whatever.

Posted by: georgeofthedesert at August 22, 2013 08:36 AM (Eq2MX)

193 Reminds me of the Richard Speck photos in prison.  Those will make you gag . 

Posted by: polynikes at August 22, 2013 08:36 AM (m2CN7)

194 I would hope that the one thing we can all agree on concering Manning and Snowden is what the actual fuck is going on with who gets access to sensitive information.   I mean, dude, what the actual fuck.  


Insty had a link yesterday to a WaPo piece in which it was claimed that the NSA doesn't even know what all Snowden took because there are no audit trails.  What the hell?   I most certainly hope that information is wrong because that's just insane. 


Oh.  Hey.  Speaking of conspiracy theories, what if Manning and Snowden are in on it and are actually false fronts so that our enemies think we're bumbling incompetents but it's all fake stuff to trick them?   Turtles, man, turtles.  

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at August 22, 2013 08:36 AM (Gk3SS)

195 Dear Mr. Manning,
We already know who you are: a traitor. Everything else is just noise.
America

Posted by: Lizzy at August 22, 2013 08:36 AM (UrtRh)

196

"If Fort Leavenworth does not, then I'm going to do everything in my power to make sure they are forced to do so,... as long as the taxpayers are footing the legal bills I submit.  Because we all know this freakshow of a client of mine wont"

 

 

I may have added to the quote, but you know that was what he was thinking.

Posted by: AndrewsDad at August 22, 2013 08:36 AM (C2//T)

197 "However, the military is not for everyone. Fully 40 percent of recruits who enlist in the military today will not complete their full term of service. While many discharges will be for reasons beyond the recruit's control, such as medical problems that develop after joining the military, as a First Sergeant for 11 years, I found that a significant number of the involuntary discharges we imposed on first-term recruits was because they simply stopped trying -- they discovered that the military wasn't what they thought it was going to be." http://usmilitary.about.com/cs/joiningup/a/recruiter.htm Posted by: Tacky Adhesive at August 22, 2013 12:31 PM (TJw7K) Actually I have a hard time believing those figures are accurate also. First of all I am not sure what he is basing that on. Also I am not sure what his definition of recruit is.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 22, 2013 08:37 AM (9Xc5j)

198

175 -

 

You mean jwest was totally wrong about something, and he was a complete dickwad in the process?

 

That's odd. 

Posted by: BurtTC at August 22, 2013 08:37 AM (TOk1P)

199 199 Reminds me of the Richard Speck photos in prison. Those will make you gag. Posted by: polynikes at August 22, 2013 12:36 PM (m2CN7) His knockers would put your eye out.

Posted by: baldilocks at August 22, 2013 08:37 AM (Tnlh/)

200 It's Pat SNL intro Re-watched Pulp Fiction for the first time in ages the other day. Never noticed before that Julia "It's Pat" Sweeney played Harvey "The Wolf" Keitel's girlfriend in that movie.

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at August 22, 2013 08:37 AM (7ObY1)

201 177 I now insist on being called Cleopatra as I feel deep inside that I am really a powerful queen trapped in a middle class body.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at August 22, 2013 12:32 PM (r+7wo)


As I am a queen I authorize this, Cleo.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky at August 22, 2013 08:37 AM (baL2B)

202 Most informed conservative media readers already knew he was a fruitloop motivated to hurt the country because of his homosexual angst not being catered to enough but we didn't know he wanted to chop it off.

Posted by: SamIam at August 22, 2013 08:37 AM (HMI9a)

203 This is pathetic but Manning--(ghee even the name is a lie) looks better as a chick. ugh.

Posted by: tasker at August 22, 2013 08:38 AM (r2PLg)

204 There is no way this will destroy Veronica Lake, that was one seriously classy dame.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 22, 2013 08:38 AM (xDfWx)

205 Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at August 22, 2013 12:32 PM (r+7wo) I think Bradley takes the "Queen"designation" (Sorry, that was a bad joke and I never call gays Queens IRL) . You'd have to decide you were Ramses IIin your current body to top Chelsea. ;^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 22, 2013 08:38 AM (gTN+E)

206 His knockers would put your eye out.

Posted by: baldilocks at August 22, 2013 12:37 PM (Tnlh/)

 

Okay  that made me gag without the photos. 

Posted by: polynikes at August 22, 2013 08:39 AM (m2CN7)

207 Chelsea Handler looks as good as ever.

Posted by: Countrysquire, back just for this comment at August 22, 2013 08:39 AM (LSJmV)

208

I now insist on being called Cleopatra as I feel deep inside that I am really a powerful queen trapped in a middle class body.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at August 22, 2013 12:32 PM (r+7wo)

 

-----

 

How YOU doin.....??

Posted by: Mark Antony - trapped inside fixeruppers body at August 22, 2013 08:39 AM (nELVU)

209 JWORST: If you've got a link, post it. I'll apologize if it's anywhere near true.>>>>> My figure was out of date. It's up to 40 percent now. Pwned.

Posted by: [/i][/b][/s]akula51 at August 22, 2013 08:39 AM (4p5/2)

210 >>>>Which is why my brother in law and I have been trying to talk one of my nephews--his son--out of joining the military after graduation from college. Bil and I are both USAF vets.>>>>

It broke my heart to hear this pot-bellied recruiter tell me that I didn't know my own relative, a kid I held in my arms when he was a baby. This fat bastard felt nothing but contempt for me because I wanted to spare my relative and our nation unavoidable catastrophe.

Though not a vet, I always loved the armed forces. The experience with my relative has left me deeply disillusioned. At least three levels of the recruiting apparatus colluded to allow a dangerous psychiatric patient to enlist, and then they gave him one of the hardest jobs in the army.

All because a civilian dared to tell them that the kid wasn't fit for service.

Posted by: Tacky Adhesive at August 22, 2013 08:39 AM (TJw7K)

211 *shudder*   That pic makes   her/her/it look like a zombie.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/i][/s][/u][/b] at August 22, 2013 08:39 AM (4df7R)

212 Liberals are odd ducks, are they not?

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at August 22, 2013 08:40 AM (HDgX3)

Posted by: Jefferson Airplane at August 22, 2013 08:40 AM (KqUQh)

214 Have you seen Chelsea Lately? Posted by: Dave C at August 22, 2013 12:35 PM (OY6GJ) Handler is distasteful.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 22, 2013 08:40 AM (IXrOn)

215 Even Clare Danes doesn't look as good as Veronica Lake, IMO: http://tinyurl.com/lt7zz56

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 22, 2013 08:41 AM (gTN+E)

216

"My figure was out of date. It's up to 40 percent now."

 

I read the linked material and apparently it's right.  You have my unqualified apology for doubting you.

 

It's unimaginable that 40% of the people the military trains don't complete their term of service.  It's also odd that that many leave with what has to less than honorable discharges.

Posted by: jwest at August 22, 2013 08:41 AM (u2a4R)

217 I now insist on being called Cleopatra as I feel deep inside that I am really a powerful queen trapped in a middle class body. Go on...

Posted by: rickb223 at August 22, 2013 08:42 AM (b1/nQ)

218

I now insist on being called Cleopatra as I feel deep inside that I am really a powerful queen trapped in a middle class body.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at August 22, 2013 12:32 PM (r+7wo)

 

So long as you swear allegiance to Her Imperial Majesty AtC and allow Chique d'Afriqueland to be added to Alextopia, you should be fine, Your Highness.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at August 22, 2013 08:42 AM (zF6Iw)

219 A two dollar rope would've been a lot cheaper than hormone therapy and sex-reassignment surgery.


Posted by: West at August 22, 2013 08:42 AM (1Rgee)

220 Dear Chelsea,

  May I call you Chelsea?  Grrl seriously work on your make up and presentation.  Those eyebrows are like caterpillars trying to mate.  Like seriously tweak them.  And the raccoon is so not you.  You need intervention like seriously.  Plus let a stylist work on that mop you call hair, its gagalicious right now.
-- a Valley Girl

http://youtu.be/o-Zo4AVL7AE

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 22, 2013 08:42 AM (xDfWx)

221 Posted by: Tacky Adhesive at August 22, 2013 12:39 PM (TJw7K) Well now we who pray have something else to talk to God about! You did your best. It's all we can do, friend.

Posted by: baldilocks at August 22, 2013 08:43 AM (Tnlh/)

222

I can't wait to pay for her therapy and sex reassignment surgery!!

I hope the girls at Guantanamo get the same consideration!!

Yayyyyyyyy!

Posted by: Uncle Jefe at August 22, 2013 08:43 AM (25KoS)

223 Well, hell.  He's still 25.  He's eligible for Mom and Dad's Obamacare!

Posted by: Joey Biden at August 22, 2013 08:43 AM (krHnX)

224 He, she, may be pulling a Radar.

Posted by: sTevo at August 22, 2013 08:43 AM (Ue8+L)

225 Anywhere but San Diego and he would still be golden. San Diego is still considered a conservative area in CA. It was an unpleasant surprise when he won. The last poll IÂ’d seen put Filner ten points behind. But I didnÂ’t see the final one, in which, ironically: The poll shows the candidates tied among men voters at 46 percent each. But Filner is leading among women with 51 percent compared to DeMaio's 43 percent. DeMaio has strong support among older voters and younger voters seem more likely to vote for Filner. In addition, DeMaio leads among white voters and Filner has an advantage among minority voters. I guess being hands-on works.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at August 22, 2013 08:43 AM (QF8uk)

226 Liberals are odd ducks, are they not? That's because they are seagulls self identifying as ducks.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 22, 2013 08:43 AM (b1/nQ)

227 Wecome to the NEW US Army,now 100% more ghey and transgendered!

Posted by: steevy at August 22, 2013 08:44 AM (9XBK2)

228 So... Ace link is to The Rolling Stone and they are already complying with "her" wishes. Though Manning will be eligible for parole after serving a third of her sentence, some found the 35-year sentence disproportionate when compared to the sentences given to other soldiers convicted of more serious crimes such as murder. ********* Should it be so easy?

Posted by: tasker at August 22, 2013 08:44 AM (r2PLg)

229 What's going on.  The nasdaq hasn't had a tick for like half an hour?

Posted by: caustic at August 22, 2013 08:44 AM (/b8+5)

230 I am pretty familiar with what goes on at MCRD Parris Island and in San Diego and at Great Lakes IL for the Navy and that 40% drop out rate does not sound accurate. And I am also somewhat familiar with the drop out rate after Boot Camp. Unless the Army and Air Forces drop out rates are astronomical I just don't see 40% as accurate. But as I said before I have no idea what that figure really refers to and how it was ascertained.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 22, 2013 08:44 AM (9Xc5j)

231 Seriously, if you're a dude that wants to look like a girl, put in a little fucking effort. Wig and some eyeliner does not a tranny make. It'll take hours for most guys to look even slightly passable, which is why the ones who aren't completely batshit insane don't go fulltime.


Or so I've heard

Posted by: mugiwara at August 22, 2013 08:44 AM (D5hxK)

232

Veronica Lake:

 

http://tinyurl.com/lxkj6nf


 

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 22, 2013 08:44 AM (zF6Iw)

233

>>> He, she, may be pulling a Radar.

 

 

You mean Kinger.

Posted by: garrett at August 22, 2013 08:45 AM (KqUQh)

234 It's Pat SNL intro Re-watched Pulp Fiction for the first time in ages the other day. Never noticed before that Julia "It's Pat" Sweeney played Harvey "The Wolf" Keitel's girlfriend in that movie. Posted by: BlueStateRebel at August 22, 2013 12:37 PM (7ObY1) Things I did not know. thx

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 22, 2013 08:45 AM (IXrOn)

235 What the Army did to this poor person is sickening. President Obama should make sure she is taken care of with apension and free healthcare under his free healthcare law. This poor girl is suffering because of Bush and his lies.

Posted by: LaQuisha Largess' at August 22, 2013 08:45 AM (90aTA)

236 That's because they are seagulls self identifying as ducks.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 22, 2013 12:43 PM (b1/nQ)


But they still squawk "mine, mine, mine" just like the seagulls.

Posted by: sweet...ish at August 22, 2013 08:45 AM (bj+Nc)

237 >>>>Actually I have a hard time believing those figures are accurate also. First of all I am not sure what he is basing that on. Also I am not sure what his definition of recruit is.>>>>

I researched it for an entire year. The figures are accurate. For a decade it was 30 percent. Here's the reason it's now 40 percent.

http://tinyurl.com/k2kbp5l

Posted by: Tacky Adhesive at August 22, 2013 08:45 AM (TJw7K)

238 It's unimaginable that 40% of the people the military trains don't complete their term of service. It's also odd that that many leave with what has to less than honorable discharges. I'd question how that statistic is generated. For instance my brother (who has since been honorably discharged) was listed as "Unsatisfactory Discharge" for a while- he had been ordained and employed as a minister- which made him ineligible for military service. When he stopped being a minister (and, therefore, was no longer ineligible) he re-enlisted and completed his term. Where would he fall in that statistic? Also, what about people who don't complete basic? They're technically "enlisted" when they show up, but part of the point of basic training is to weed out the ones who had no business enlisting in the first place.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) MFM Delenda Est at August 22, 2013 08:45 AM (/PCJa)

239 Posted by: Gary Snodgrass at August 22, 2013 12:03 PM (IrbU4) Agreed; clever girl, that Manning. I respect her making this decision, IF she really feels this way and is not trying to relive a MASH episode. But the timing of throws up a giant SQUIRREL! at the media. The younger Tumblr generation will of course instantly forgive her for all her crimes, and if you don't you are a cisgender H8er. Well played, m'lady, well played indeed. Related..anyone seen orange is new black? Apparently the whole hormone treatment in a woman's prison is part of the story.

Posted by: LizLem at August 22, 2013 08:46 AM (w/Ebk)

240 200 plus comments and not one of you morons said it. Slipping. The balls on this guy!

Posted by: JackStraw at August 22, 2013 08:46 AM (g1DWB)

241

ANYONE that wants to have a surgeon play ginsu chef with the Family Jewels, let's just say all their dogs aint barking. They don't need a surgeon, they need a shrink. And FOR DAMNED SURE should be kept from any position that requires a security clearance.

Posted by: Scont at August 22, 2013 08:46 AM (pCuII)

242 I don't care how politically incorrect it is, gender "confusion" is a serious psychological disorder, and it manifests itself ways beyond who they want to have sex with.

Can anyone with a straight face really say that a man that wants to be changed into a woman is not going to have a million other mental  issues besides this?

They're fucking crazy, and their problem is not the organ they have between their legs.


Posted by: McAdams at August 22, 2013 08:46 AM (Iofmy)

243 So is he 'out of the closet' or is Manning playing the transgender card in the hope he gets protection from the general population. Given his crime, in a military prison he is going to be a target for some form of hazing.

Posted by: Tuco at August 22, 2013 08:47 AM (Pr6hk)

244 As I am a queen I authorize this, Cleo. Posted by: ChristyBlinky at August 22, 2013 12:37 PM (baL2B) Thank you. My next act will be to invade your kingdom.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at August 22, 2013 08:47 AM (r+7wo)

245 nood filner

Posted by: soothsayer at August 22, 2013 08:47 AM (Cf0fu)

246 "From now on I want you all to call me ... Loretta.... It's my right as a man."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFBOQzSk14c

Is it tragedy then farce, or farce, and then tragedy?  Hard to remember.

Posted by: This is where we came in at August 22, 2013 08:47 AM (u3N3z)

247

Hey, I don't care what gender Chelsea Manning decides to be, so long s/he is not raising my taxes of forcing me to buy health insurance.

 

Neither should you, you Mike Huckabee wannabes!

 

Posted by: J. Random FisCon at August 22, 2013 08:47 AM (YYJjz)

248 Call me Ishmael.

Posted by: WalrusRex at August 22, 2013 08:47 AM (Hx5uv)

249 I think its time for and international conversation on the fap-worthyness of Christina Hendricks vs. Kate Upton. Anything else is just noise.

Multi-media demonstration are certainly welcome, extra points and get out of barrel free card for scratch and sniff technology.


This will also provide as an excellent pallet cleanser from Chelsea "Spears"



Posted by: dananjcon at August 22, 2013 08:47 AM (jvd3N)

250 http://tinyurl.com/k2kbp5l Posted by: Tacky Adhesive at August 22, 2013 12:45 PM (TJw7K) Well that article doesn't address the issue. It talks about early detachment for those Soldiers who's contracts are due to expire soon after a scheduled deployment and letting them out early for that reason.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 22, 2013 08:48 AM (9Xc5j)

251 Thank you. My next act will be to invade your kingdom. 
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at August 22, 2013 12:47 PM (r+7wo)



Like an Egyptian? 

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at August 22, 2013 08:48 AM (v3pYe)

252 Actually, he's a worthless, sick-ass little perverted puke.

Posted by: rplat at August 22, 2013 08:48 AM (U/Ao5)

253 So long as you swear allegiance to Her Imperial Majesty AtC and allow Chique d'Afriqueland Egypt to be added to Alextopia, you should be fine, Your Highness. Posted by: Sandra Fluke at August 22, 2013 12:42 PM (zF6Iw) Please see the correction above. Of course, that goes without saying, lady of easy virtue.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at August 22, 2013 08:49 AM (r+7wo)

254 Related..anyone seen orange is new black? Apparently the whole hormone treatment in a woman's prison is part of the story. Posted by: LizLem at August 22, 2013 12:46 PM (w/Ebk) Couldn't stand the show when it premiered. I tried 2 episodes. I don't even think I finished he 2nd.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 22, 2013 08:50 AM (IXrOn)

255 246 For now.

Posted by: steevy at August 22, 2013 08:50 AM (9XBK2)

256

Fear of the American military has been officially struck in our hearts. ha ha

Posted by: America's enemies at August 22, 2013 08:50 AM (wAQA5)

257 Sacred honor compels me......

Posted by: Will Folks at August 22, 2013 08:51 AM (32Ze2)

258 It looks like stores are already into the holiday spirit by have sales in August. This is a good thing brought about by President Obama. This way people can be in the holiday spirits early and feel better because of the poor Bush economy. I want to thank President Obama for implementing this policy and everyone should be feeling pretty good by now and especially persons of color that have been unduly hit/punished by Bush and his liars like Gingrich and Palin. Just think how bad it would really be if that idiot Romney had won the election. 

Posted by: LaQuisha Largess' at August 22, 2013 08:51 AM (3lMGK)

259 That's retarded, Sir.

Posted by: Rachel Jeantel at August 22, 2013 08:51 AM (y5bPZ)

260

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Posted by: caustic at August 22, 2013 08:52 AM (/b8+5)

261 Soon.

Posted by: The Gods of the Copybook Headings at August 22, 2013 08:53 AM (29vnO)

262 >>>>>I read the linked material and apparently it's right. You have my unqualified apology for doubting you.

It's unimaginable that 40% of the people the military trains don't complete their term of service. It's also odd that that many leave with what has to less than honorable discharges.>>>>>

It gives me no pleasure to talk about this, but as patriotic Americans who want the best for our country, you should know the truth.

I tried to keep a dangerous psychiatric patient out of the army, and this made recruiters so angry that they greased the skids for him and then put him in the Chemical Corps. They sneered at me, belittled me, but even worse refused to do a background check on him. All they had to do was look at his high school records to see that he was excused from certain activities because of his mental illness, and he'd taken medication that is an automatic, permanent disqualifier for service.

Because they were angry at me, they colluded in falsifying his enlistment application. They not only took him in, they then gave him the keys to the mental-patient kingdom by putting him in the Chemical Corps.

He hates America, hates Americans, wants to kill people in huge numbers, and wants to see the US defeated in combat.

Now he's trained in the manufacture and use of WMD.

Posted by: Tacky Adhesive at August 22, 2013 08:53 AM (TJw7K)

263 I have to say, all the ass kissing of the military on the right is misplaced. The military is the personification of BIG GOVERNMENT and everything it implies. It is a wasteful sucking maw of tax-payer's dollars and has morphed into a playground for social experiments that have produced gems like the soldier of Allah, Hassan, and this fruitcake. Yes, the military is a core responsibility of our government, but maybe we should start to treat it as our founding fathers -- as a necessary evil. Rather than uplifting everything military on an elevated platform. Can this comment be permitted on a smart military blog like this?

Posted by: tommylotto at August 22, 2013 08:54 AM (A3a8d)

264 Good choice Chelsea! That will make the prison dating scene less awkward.

Posted by: Chicago Vota at August 22, 2013 08:54 AM (AQpnq)

265 I have admittedly weak google-fu, and the only thing I could find with the 30% attrition rate was a RAND study.  It also said that 10% of attrition occurred in basic training.  The data was from a 1979 Survey of Personnel. 

Posted by: no good deed at August 22, 2013 08:55 AM (WmLrU)

266 Well, at least it's not a circus.

Posted by: Carlos Dangerfield at August 22, 2013 08:56 AM (m0le6)

267 My boyfriend's back and there's gonna be trouble. Oooh. My boyfriend's back!

Hi, caustic, girlfriend! The cat's haven't eaten you yet I see.

Posted by: chelsea manning, totes at August 22, 2013 08:56 AM (OsGDg)

268 >>>>>Well that article doesn't address the issue. It talks about early detachment for those Soldiers who's contracts are due to expire soon after a scheduled deployment and letting them out early for that reason.>>>>>

No. It's about involuntary early separation.

Posted by: Tacky Adhesive at August 22, 2013 08:56 AM (TJw7K)

269 He/she got purty mouth.



Posted by: dananjcon at August 22, 2013 08:57 AM (jvd3N)

270 Why the hell didn't we think of that?  Sheer brilliance

Bradley ... er ... Chelsea... has three years to lay the foundation for GLBTQ harassment and discrimination, maybe with some disability claims to spice things up.  The GLBTQ community will make this guy ...er ... gal ... er ... person ... a cause celebre of the first magnitude.   Obama's going to have no choice but to pardon or at least commute. 

The new generation of espionage.  We're in awe.

Posted by: Pollard, Ames, Hanssen at August 22, 2013 08:57 AM (u3N3z)

271 No. It's about involuntary early separation. Posted by: Tacky Adhesive at August 22, 2013 12:56 PM (TJw7K) Involuntary separation for one specific reason and it said they are also given the option to re-up of they want to.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 22, 2013 08:58 AM (9Xc5j)

272 250 As I am a queen I authorize this, Cleo.
Posted by: ChristyBlinky at August 22, 2013 12:37 PM (baL2B)

Thank you. My next act will be to invade your kingdom.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at August 22, 2013 12:47 PM (r+7wo)


That should be easy as my only protection of my castle is a squirrel that keeps placing nuts by my door as his way of paying taxes. Soon it will be how we do it with the IRS. It is a great burden to have to wear a tiara. Just warning you to do neck exercises starting now. Hope to see you soon at a soiree! xoxo

Posted by: ChristyBlinky at August 22, 2013 09:00 AM (baL2B)

273 @ #135: Two words: Sailor Bubba.

Posted by: Paperwork Ninja at August 22, 2013 09:01 AM (J991N)

274 You guys should leave Bradley...err...Chelsea alone!

Posted by: Lindsey Graham at August 22, 2013 09:01 AM (y5bPZ)

275 Perfectly.

Understandable.

Behavior.

Posted by: Normal Regular Human Beings - 8000 BC to present at August 22, 2013 09:01 AM (EZl54)

276 Why the hell didn't we think of that? Sheer brilliance

Bradley ... er ... Chelsea... has three years to lay the foundation for GLBTQ harassment and discrimination, maybe with some disability claims to spice things up. The GLBTQ community will make this guy ...er ... gal ... er ... person ... a cause celebre of the first magnitude. Obama's going to have no choice but to pardon or at least commute.

The new generation of espionage. We're in awe.

Posted by: Pollard, Ames, Hanssen at August 22, 2013 12:57 PM (u3N3z)

**


All this plus 3 hots a cot AND cock!!


Win...WIN!!

Posted by: dananjcon at August 22, 2013 09:02 AM (jvd3N)

277 >>>>>I have admittedly weak google-fu, and the only thing I could find with the 30% attrition rate was a RAND study. It also said that 10% of attrition occurred in basic training. The data was from a 1979 Survey of Personnel. >>>>>

From memory, the 30 percent figure is from a study conducted by the Pentagon in 2010.

It took me a while to find it, and I've sort of lost interest in the whole thing. If people want to delve into it, they can.

My own experience trying to keep my relative out of the military forever changed my perception of the armed forces. When I joined Military.com to ask for advice, 100 percent of the responses were violently hostile, telling me I had no business "interfering" and that the army would make a man out of the kid. I was called every name in the book. Fuckwad, asshole, fag--you name it.

It was pure tribalism at play, the inevitable "us-versus-them" mentality that comes form having an all-volunteer force.

The people on Military.com hated me for trying to save my relative and the country from disaster. None of them cared about him as a person. All they cared about was that a civilian puke was sticking his non-military oar in.

So I await the inevitable atrocity my relative will commit, and everyone in the military will then wring their hands and say, "How'd it happen?"

It'll happen because they put the tribe ahead of the nation, and a bunch of fat recruiters falsified documents to allow a mental patient in.

Posted by: Tacky Adhesive at August 22, 2013 09:03 AM (TJw7K)

278 283.  **
All this plus 3 hots a cot AND cock!!
Win...WIN!!
::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::

But Manning's got to lose the cock, right?  I mean you don't get to be transgender and keep the cock too, do you?

(Don't know what this man's Army is coming to if a transgender gets to keep his cock.)

Posted by: Radeaminit at August 22, 2013 09:05 AM (u3N3z)

279 He was just convicted of (basically) treason and for some reason, people think he's entitled to some kind of medical re-alignment???? Our society is well and truly screwed.

Posted by: Matt at August 22, 2013 09:05 AM (c4UpU)

280

I love the idea of sending Manning to a women's prison.  He'll find out what women are really like with no men around, especially women who are - ahem - not very feminine.  In a year or two he will probably be begging to be turned back into a gay man. 

Posted by: rockmom at August 22, 2013 09:08 AM (aBlZ1)

281 can we forget all about this little worm?

Posted by: ploome at August 22, 2013 09:08 AM (UoreL)

282 I remember your story, Sticky Adhesive, though I don't remember the name you told it under.  I know it wasn't your current moniker. 

Posted by: no good deed at August 22, 2013 09:11 AM (WmLrU)

283 "The military -- I don't jump at the chance of faulting the military, but, like any operation, it's filled with incompetence -- decided this guy was a Solid Citizen posing little-to-no security risk and could and should be trusted with our top secret military and diplomatic communications." Yeah, how would you like to be the one to try to yank this guy's security clearance? How long do you think your job security would last? There's a reason no-one would do any thing about Major Hasan during his career.

Posted by: Taco Shack at August 22, 2013 09:14 AM (C+qQ0)

284 Put "Chelsea" in the same cell with MAJ Nidal Hassan, M.D.  S/he can catheterize him and clean out his decubitus ulcers.

Posted by: Peej at August 22, 2013 09:14 AM (xYVem)

285

Posted by: Tacky Adhesive at August 22, 2013 01:03 PM (TJw7K)

 

And do you wonder why that tribalism exists?

 

The Military is the only true Darwinian culture on the face of the earth... you literally Win, or DIE.... and we have 5000 years of written military history telling us what works and what does not.

 

Now, however, Civilians feel free to tell the Military how to fight... how to live... and are destroying the very traditions that make the military effective.

 

From Women in Combat.... to Gays... to Military Law... hell... back in the 80's they tried to forced 'Total Quality Management' onto the military.... I have no idea how many hours I wasted hearing about 'Vision Statements'...

 

All of this is GETTING PEOPLE KILLED.... and we know it... it is making a LESS effective military....

 

Add in the Fact that the Military has been at war for 12 years.... but the US is not????

 

Yes.... Defensive and Tribal.... accurate description of a Society under attack... whose leaders won't fight for it.... and whom are under orders NOT to fight back...

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 22, 2013 09:15 AM (lZBBB)

286 Can he/she/it throw a football to NFL standards? Sunday mornings only, of course.

Posted by: Mikey at August 22, 2013 09:19 AM (db4pz)

287 >>>From Women in Combat.... to Gays... to Military Law... hell... back in the 80's they tried to forced 'Total Quality Management' onto the military.... I have no idea how many hours I wasted hearing about 'Vision Statements'...

All of this is GETTING PEOPLE KILLED.... and we know it... it is making a LESS effective military....


Hey, you know what else gets people killed and makes for a less effective military?  Letting psychopathic mental patients into the armed services, giving them access to and training them in the use of CBRN, and steamrolling past all the obvious warning signs out of vulgar tribalism and a need for warm bodies and 'diversity'. 

That gets a lot of people killed.  Usually fellow military servicemen.  But hey, make your excuses if you must.  Let's just pray this particular time-bomb doesn't explode on our watch.

Posted by: Jeff B., what has finally had it with this RINO shit at August 22, 2013 09:19 AM (yemTi)

288

The supply sergeant in my old unit, the 82nd, did time at Ft. Leavenworth for manslaughter, killing a guy in a bar fight when he was a private stationed in Germany in the Sixties. He later got an early release back to active duty for volunteering for combat duty in Vietnam, and from there began making a very slow climb back up the career ladder. According to him, prisoners do (or did) hard labor at Leavenworth, working in a gravel quarry, making little rocks out of big rocks, mainly with hand tools: pick, sledge, wedge, shovel, wheelbarrow.

 

I don't imagine things have changed all that much at Ft. Leavenworth. It's a hard place where hard men do hard time. Whatever Manning is thinking prison life at Leavenworth might be like, he's about to get a very rude awakening. I'd feel sorry for him-- and would for about anyone else--but traitors deserve no pity.

Posted by: troyriser at August 22, 2013 09:22 AM (O66NZ)

289 I guess he's not Manning up.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 22, 2013 09:23 AM (bYRF2)

290 Federal courts have held that gender dsyphoria (sic) is a serious medical condition that must be treated and, if not treated, could constitute cruel and unusual punishment. Thus, a mental illness has been elevated to require mutilation of a person. By the way, isn't it all right wing conservatives who are at fault for not accepting his differences.

Posted by: ejo at August 22, 2013 09:24 AM (GXvSO)

291 I don't think they allow mirrors in Leavenworth.

And since he'll be in solitary (the life expectancy of a slightly built gay traitor in gen pop could be measured in minutes), nobody will be there to tell him/her how incredibly awful he/she looks anyway.

Or does he expect the taxpayers to take him to Harlem in ermine and pearls, too?

Posted by: Adjoran at August 22, 2013 09:26 AM (473jB)

292 >>>>>I remember your story, Sticky Adhesive, though I don't remember the name you told it under. I know it wasn't your current moniker.>>>>>

TACKY adhesive. Please.

Posted by: Tacky Adhesive at August 22, 2013 09:27 AM (TJw7K)

293 Stolen from the Yahoo comments, bwahaha: "I self-identify as a dolphin. Please address me forthwith as "Flipper.""

Posted by: LizLem at August 22, 2013 09:28 AM (8wqqE)

294 It's a shame that the military has to take into account political correctness and hurt feelings from the approved victim groups. Manning would have been thrown out on his ass by week 2 of Basic.

Posted by: NR Pax at August 22, 2013 09:29 AM (U+O64)

295 Jeff B has spoken. Endeth the thread.

Posted by: truth at August 22, 2013 09:32 AM (OsGDg)

296 Totally normal. What? Really... what? Guy can't wear a blonde wig and change his name to Chelsea? Think anyone who swore to defend him to the death feels a little uneasy today? Yeah... me neither.

Posted by: red speck at August 22, 2013 09:32 AM (9/Ug/)

297 >>>>>Hey, you know what else gets people killed and makes for a less effective military? Letting psychopathic mental patients into the armed services, giving them access to and training them in the use of CBRN, and steamrolling past all the obvious warning signs out of vulgar tribalism and a need for warm bodies and 'diversity'.

That gets a lot of people killed. Usually fellow military servicemen. But hey, make your excuses if you must. Let's just pray this particular time-bomb doesn't explode on our watch.>>>>>

Massive red flag that tragically indicates all my predictions will come true:

My relative calls his mother every week and tells her he's the only good soldier in his entire unit. He's the only one who knows what he's doing, and all the others are morons and losers.

Every single traitor and mass-casualty inflicter has the same attitude. He feels unappreciated for his brilliance, so he'll show everybody!

He has a complete flatness of affect that any recruiter should've seen from a mile off. Classic sign of dissociation that these people go into when they commit their atrocities. He talks like a robot and is always expressionless.

When he came out here from Missouri on leave, he told his mother he wanted to see me. I told her that he's now a grown man in the army. If he wants to see me, he can fucking well ask ME, not his mommy. I also told her that after the two shitty, taunting e-mails he sent me, if it was his plan to strut around in his uniform and tell me how wrong I was, I'd explain to him in detail why I did what I did, AND I'd give him my impressions of the kind of soldier he is, based on the photos I've seen.

He came out here and went back to Missouri without contacting me.

Posted by: Tacky Adhesive at August 22, 2013 09:36 AM (TJw7K)

298 Tacky, I hope that the only thing that happens is that someone nearby is paying attention and stops him before a tragedy occurs.

Posted by: NR Pax at August 22, 2013 09:42 AM (U+O64)

299

Why isn't the same afforded to the sicko who wants to live his life as a My Little Pony character?

Posted by: polynikes at August 22, 2013 12:22 PM (m2CN7)

Are you "asking for a friend"?

Posted by: Heralder at August 22, 2013 09:44 AM (+xmn4)

300 >>>>>The Military is the only true Darwinian culture on the face of the earth... you literally Win, or DIE.... and we have 5000 years of written military history telling us what works and what does not.

Now, however, Civilians feel free to tell the Military how to fight... how to live... and are destroying the very traditions that make the military effective. >>>>>

The pot-bellied recruiter had a Combat Infantryman's Badge. He was the same ethnic background as my relative. My relative's father is a veteran who lied about his service. He claims to have been a sapper and has a red tab decal on his truck. He's functionally illiterate. As far as I can tell, he was in an engineering motor pool.

But he and the recruiter bonded, and the recruiter waived all the requirements for my insane relative. It was a SOLDIER who did that, not civilians. It was a SOLDIER who told me, "Hey, I'm not fuckin' Sherlock Holmes. I can't go running around investigating every accusation made by someone who might just hate the army."

My relative's alleged former sapper father is fifty-four years old and works as a stockboy at Sam's club, making $7.80 an hour. I've published seven books, four about the military.

The stockboy won the day because he's part of the tribe.

Posted by: Tacky Adhesive at August 22, 2013 09:46 AM (TJw7K)

301 Even the military has been destroyed by the left.

Posted by: Dan at August 22, 2013 09:51 AM (m3gf3)

302 I love how the media will refer to him as "she" and "her". I wish the world was as accepting and accommodating for my mental illnesses as they are for these deranged idiots.

Posted by: The drizzle at August 22, 2013 09:59 AM (ysCLj)

303 308 Even the military has been destroyed by the left. After academia, the strict regimentation dictated that it was their natural next target.

Posted by: [/i][/b][/s]akula51 at August 22, 2013 10:11 AM (4p5/2)

304 Does anyone think that this commitment to "diversity" will impress anyone or win any wars? Will the Muslims think "Wow, we better not mess with those folks, they let in trannies".

Posted by: ejo at August 22, 2013 10:24 AM (GXvSO)

305 Are you "asking for a friend"?

Posted by: Heralder at August 22, 2013 01:44 PM (+xmn4)

 

Yeah, for a friend.  That't the ticket. a friend. 

Posted by: polynikes at August 22, 2013 10:29 AM (m2CN7)

306 "My name is John Johnson. But everyone here calls me Vicki." http://www.hark.com/clips/pdfhzbgktp-everyone-calls-me-vicky

Posted by: whatevs at August 22, 2013 11:16 AM (37+xK)

307 I have to admit, I respect the soon to be shriveling balls on this guy.  It takes nuts to forcefully attempt the military to, quite literally, neuter you.  Even more ballsy?  Trying to force them to pay you to do it.

Posted by: Dr.Mr.Badman at August 22, 2013 11:19 AM (MlqTY)

308 Just like Nidal Hassan committed "workplace violence" and collects $300,000, the taxpayers will pay for Manning's hormones and reassignment surgery, and he will have special treatment in jail. He's running the same play as Klinger in M*A*S*H. These atheist chaplains will be officiating over gay marriages, and gay spouses will get benefits. They are storming the bastions of heteronormal society and fundamentally transforming America.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at August 22, 2013 01:38 PM (Y92Nd)

309 "Does anyone think that this commitment to "diversity" will impress anyone or win any wars?" They don't want to win wars. This is anarchy.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at August 22, 2013 01:40 PM (Y92Nd)

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