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April 26, 2013

Breitbart Was Right About Pigford
— Ace

Andrew Klavan explains the background, and why Andrew Breitbart became interested in the case.

Barack Obama and his administration facilitated a multi-billion dollar fraud to funnel taxpayer money to any African-American willing to rip off the public till. The complex scandal known as Pigford began with a reasonable claim by a few black farmers that theyÂ’d been treated wrongly by a racist government Â— but exploded, with ObamaÂ’s help, into a shameless dole out to any minority huckster who happened along. It took them a while to get there, but kudos to the Times for doing the job.
The reason the Pigford scandal touched Andrew so deeply was that he believed it was behind the Shirley Sherrod firing Â— for which he was wrongly blamed.....
Andrew showed that a company formed by Sherrod and her husband received a huge Pigford pay-off of some $13-million. He believed that thatÂ’s why she was fired so fast Â— and why he was vilified so cruelly: to keep journalists from asking too many questions and uncovering the Pigford scandal, the iceberg beneath the Sherrod tip.

Well, he's been vindicated. Breitbart.com is doing a victory lap about the New York Times reporting on A1 what Breitbart.com's been reporting for two years.*

The cost of the settlements, which could exceed $4.4 billion, is the result of a process that "became a runaway train, driven by racial politics, pressure from influential members of Congress and law firms that stand to gain more than $130 million in fees," the Times notes.
Among those influential members of Congress was then-Senator Barack Obama, who made Pigford payouts a priority in exchange for political support for his 2008 presidential campaign among a coveted group of black voters in the rural South, the Times reports.
As president, Obama continued to support payouts for new groups of claimants while abandoning a review process that had been used to fight fraud. The aim was "buying the support" of minorities, according to the Times, while middlemen created a "cottage industry" in defrauding the government.

* I put off reporting this because I didn't know how to write it-- Andrew's vindicated because the New York Times confesses the story is true? Why should I give the NYT that power to arbitrate what is true or not?

It was just as true yesterday, before the NYT finally reported it.

So I don't want to feed this lunatic idea that the NYT decides what the truth is.

But in this case, it's a leftist outlet making an admission against its interest, as they'd say in court, and therefore having an indicator of credibility.

Posted by: Ace at 11:34 AM | Comments (211)
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1 Pigs fly.

Posted by: The mayor of Candor at April 26, 2013 11:37 AM (c4IBC)

2 I would be shocked if they ever mentioned this again save to say "what are you complaining about, we covered that!" On the other hand, doubting the sincerity of the MFM is not exactly outside-the-box thinking for me. MFM delenda est, because too fucking late do they realize the truth.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's Other Mobile[/i][/b][/s] at April 26, 2013 11:37 AM (qyfb5)

3 First...finally?

Posted by: Rick at April 26, 2013 11:37 AM (2bG+g)

4 Not even close.

Posted by: Rick at April 26, 2013 11:37 AM (2bG+g)

5 He was also right about the comments.

Posted by: dogfish at April 26, 2013 11:38 AM (nsOJa)

6 totally off topic.
BUT aspersions are being cast on the AoS commernters over at PJ media! Wasn't any of you morons but a 'ette who was libeled! LOL! Wild wild reputations, I guess.

Posted by: Pecos at April 26, 2013 11:38 AM (2Gb0y)

7 Anyone who didn't know Pigford was a fraud was either completely stupid or a liar and a crook. And the CBC got the Democrats with the aid of two traitor Republicans to push Pigford II through in the infamous Christmas lame duck session.

We should be prosecuting them now but the person who made the "deal" that allowed Pigford through the courts is the AG.

Posted by: Vic at April 26, 2013 11:39 AM (53z96)

8 For what?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 26, 2013 11:40 AM (INYkK)

9 Will anything come of it? Nope. President Pork rides again!

Posted by: Waldo Truth at April 26, 2013 11:40 AM (y2XjR)

10 This is entire administration is nothing but crooks, liars, and con artists. Yes, the Chicago way.

Posted by: Vic at April 26, 2013 11:40 AM (53z96)

11 $4.4 billion? Choom Boy can piss that much away in less than a week.

Pigford pigf*****s....

Posted by: MrScribbler at April 26, 2013 11:40 AM (mHrip)

12 U.S. Opens Spigot After Farmers Claim Discrimination

Could the NYT play down the story any more with that headline?

Posted by: Waterhouse at April 26, 2013 11:41 AM (nbX4o)

13 it just shows that while weakened and mortally wounded the MSM still exerts a great deal of control when it comes to shaping the narrative or news. they're still able to filter the facts for about 30% of the country.

Posted by: Vote Lord Humungus 2016 at April 26, 2013 11:41 AM (HEa5q)

14 I want show trials.

Posted by: toby928 at April 26, 2013 11:42 AM (evdj2)

15 Am I still welcome here?

Posted by: Allen West at April 26, 2013 11:42 AM (Cs2tJ)

16 Are you telling me that the same government who passes out subsidies to anyone who thought about maybe farming but decided no to is running a sham reparations program to reward political constituent groups? I find that very hard to believe.

Posted by: Zombie John Gotti at April 26, 2013 11:43 AM (Gkhxf)

17 When will there be special monies for whites? I want mine.

Posted by: Who Knows at April 26, 2013 11:43 AM (W+Itt)

18 Pigford represents everything and the only thing this administration has done since 2009 - sadly, it is less than 1/100 of 1 percent of the theft.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 26, 2013 11:43 AM (D5iHx)

19 ...and the NYT reporters will get a Pulitzer for this blockbuster "scoop".

Posted by: Lizzy at April 26, 2013 11:43 AM (KqmXZ)

20 That's one of the big reasons Mitt Romney lost he had no way to breach the MSM filter. even worse his team of high paid consultants didn't even know the filter existed.

Posted by: Vote Lord Humungus 2016 at April 26, 2013 11:44 AM (HEa5q)

21 The more we learn about this president, the more there is to admire.

Posted by: Body Builder at April 26, 2013 11:44 AM (DrC22)

22 I had a tomato plant on the window sill that died a few years ago, can I get reparations?

Posted by: Attila at April 26, 2013 11:44 AM (Cs2tJ)

23 When, oh when is the NYT finally going to close its doors?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 26, 2013 11:44 AM (lVPtV)

Great asterisk.

Perhaps a better way to put it:

"Dead liberal media are finally forced to acknowledge blockbuster fraud upon the taxpayer uncovered by watchdog and Pulitzer-deserving journalist, the one, the only Andrew Breitbart; he will always be missed and may he RIP"

Posted by: Prescient11 at April 26, 2013 11:44 AM (tVTLU)

25 There were documented cases of people using buriel plots as "farms" in order to qualify for Pigford. And that was Pigford I. Pigford II is even worse and those cases of fraud were brought up during the debate for Pigford II.

And yes thank you Allen West for helping cloture on Pigford II.

Posted by: Vic at April 26, 2013 11:45 AM (53z96)

26 Young fools. Only now, at the end, do you understand. Your feeble skills are no match for the power of the Dark Side! You have paid the price for your lack of vision!

Posted by: President Palpatine at April 26, 2013 11:45 AM (evdj2)

27 "So I don't want to feed this lunatic idea that the NYT decides what the truth is."

The problem is that the NYT decides what "truth" is in this way, which was clearly evident in the Gosnell case:

If the NYT or the AP doesn't cover it, other journalists (even decent ones on the networks of CNN) don't both to find out if something exists.

Think Gosnell - it wasn't until the Twitter people started bugging ACoop and Tapper about the case that they stopped relying on the sanitized AP reporters and read the actual grand jury report and went, "Holy shit, we need to cover this."

The NYT and WaPo decide truth because other journalists are lazy and only get THEIR news from them.

Posted by: The Q at April 26, 2013 11:45 AM (XQzGn)

28 But they'll give up insisting that Breitbart was racist over what he did to Shirley Sherrod.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 26, 2013 11:46 AM (KqmXZ)

29 " Andrew's vindicated because the New York Times confesses the story is true? Why should I give the NYT that power to arbitrate what is true or not? It was just as true yesterday, before the NYT finally reported it." THANK YOU. That's how I've felt about this too. The scam has been a known scam for years. The left ignored it for years. Journalists covered non news and only now, when it's of minimal political impact, are they reporting the truth about this. The NYT's article is actually pretty solid, but it's amazingly late.

Posted by: Dustin at April 26, 2013 11:46 AM (QJwr3)

30 Hey...HEY!! I planted Phloxes this weekend and mulched. I. Want. My. Money!!

Posted by: dananjcon at April 26, 2013 11:46 AM (jvd3N)

31 "US Opens Spigot"

I didn't realize that Balki from Perfect Strangers played professional tennis

Posted by: Smilin' Joe Biden at April 26, 2013 11:47 AM (XQzGn)

32 abc; utah

A citizen with a gun stopped a knife wielding man as he began stabbing people Thursday evening at the downtown Salt Lake City Smith's store.

Police say the suspect purchased a knife inside the store and then turned it into a weapon. Smith's employee Dorothy Espinoza says, "He pulled it out and stood outside the Smiths in the foyer. And just started stabbing people and yelling you killed my people. You killed my people."

Posted by: willow at April 26, 2013 11:47 AM (nqBYe)

33 I think Mr. Frum should take this last chance to retreat with grace.

Posted by: T. at April 26, 2013 11:47 AM (bek/q)

34 6 totally off topic.
BUT aspersions are being cast on the AoS commernters over at PJ media! Wasn't any of you morons but a 'ette who was libeled! LOL! Wild wild reputations, I guess.

Huh? Inquiring 'ettes want to know.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 26, 2013 11:48 AM (lVPtV)

35 Posted by: President Palpatine at April 26, 2013 03:45 PM (evdj2) That's the worst thing about people who are strong with the force, even when they're dead, they don't shut up. It's like having a thousand ghostly Jimmy Carters around.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's Other Mobile[/i][/b][/s] at April 26, 2013 11:48 AM (qyfb5)

36 broken clock, etc

Posted by: thunderb at April 26, 2013 11:48 AM (nH8jP)

37 Do you have to be black to get in on this?

Posted by: Mr. Haney at April 26, 2013 11:49 AM (8ZskC)

38 BTW miss Breitbart. Imagine him going after media on tea baggers and boston bombing

Posted by: thunderb at April 26, 2013 11:49 AM (nH8jP)

39 Truth reported better late than never, I guess.

Pity it was not reported prior to the last election, like many things (Benghazi, etc) that the MSM media protected. Or, hey, the 2008 election when they ignored everything about The Won.

What about that LA Times video on, you know, of Barky praising Palestinian activist Rashid Kahlidi at a 2003 banquet?

Posted by: ChrisyBlinky, Sarcastic, Radicalized Redneck Queen needs more proof at April 26, 2013 11:49 AM (baL2B)

40 37 Do you have to be black to get in on this? Posted by: Mr. Haney at April 26, 2013 03:49 PM (8ZskC) I think you had to know somebody who at least used to be black, or know somebody who might be 1/32 black.

Posted by: jwb7605 ([i][u]Let it Burn[/u][/i])[/s][/b] at April 26, 2013 11:50 AM (Qxe/p)

41 28 But they'll give up insisting that Breitbart was racist over what he did to Shirley Sherrod. Posted by: Lizzy at April 26, 2013 03:46 PM (KqmXZ) Layers and layers of professional lies and distortion.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's Other Mobile[/i][/b][/s] at April 26, 2013 11:50 AM (qyfb5)

42 Thunderb, imagine him interrupting a speech give by anyone progressive on Benghazi.

Posted by: willow at April 26, 2013 11:50 AM (nqBYe)

43 ha ha at the PJ Media thing, us 'ettes would never (be caught) do(ing) something like that. Wouldn't put it past the morons though.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 26, 2013 11:51 AM (RZ8pf)

44 37 Do you have to be black to get in on this?

Posted by: Mr. Haney at April 26, 2013 03:49 PM (8ZskC)

Do you tan darkly in the sun? or are you one of those damn rednecks?

Posted by: Attila at April 26, 2013 11:51 AM (Cs2tJ)

45 Do you have to be black to get in on this?

Posted by: Mr. Haney at April 26, 2013 03:49 PM (8ZskC)

Get behind me in the line, cracker

Posted by: Arnold Ziffel at April 26, 2013 11:51 AM (D5iHx)

46 6
totally off topic.
BUT aspersions are being cast on the AoS
commernters over at PJ media! Wasn't any of you morons but a 'ette who
was libeled! LOL! Wild wild reputations, I guess.

Huh? Inquiring 'ettes want to know.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 26, 2013 03:48 PM (lVPtV)

link?

Posted by: willow at April 26, 2013 11:51 AM (nqBYe)

The Q:

And Tapper's wife is conflicted as she is a PP officer.

I like Tapper, but I have to say, I don't have much respect for a man who can't get the woman he marries to take his name. Or doesn't insist on it.

That's a dealbreaker for me. That and laundry. If Ms. Other-name is watching you fold your own tshirts then you can just turn in your fucking man cards, all of them, right the fuck now.

Just one of my own hangups I guess, but there it is.

Posted by: Prescient11 at April 26, 2013 11:52 AM (tVTLU)

Money?! We were promised 40 acres and a mule! This ain't over, not by a long shot!

Posted by: Pigford Farmer at April 26, 2013 11:53 AM (3ZtZW)

49 Those EVIL knitting 'ettes. ;^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 26, 2013 11:53 AM (INYkK)

50 Gobsmacked I am.

Posted by: The Poster Formerly Known as Mr. Barky at April 26, 2013 11:53 AM (qwK3S)

51 Pity it was not reported prior to the last election, like many things (Benghazi, etc) that the MSM media protected. Or, hey, the 2008 election when they ignored everything about The Won.

What about that LA Times video on, you know, of Barky praising Palestinian activist Rashid Kahlidi at a 2003 banquet?

Posted by: ChrisyBlinky, Sarcastic, Radicalized Redneck Queen needs more proof at April 26, 2013 03:49 PM (baL2B)

Don't tell me you're just noticing. This has been their operating principle since at least the 1970s. Report on the corruption of democrats - after the election.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 26, 2013 11:53 AM (D5iHx)

52 That's it! My copy of the NYT is going right in the volcano!

Posted by: Ergie at April 26, 2013 11:53 AM (ggRof)

53 I can't think of any ettes that were attacked in here in mass.

maybe i'm not paying enough attention.

but does any one else?

Posted by: willow at April 26, 2013 11:53 AM (nqBYe)

54 Be a real shame if there were fraud prosecutions.

Plea deal: give the money back and you're free to go. Don't give it back, and you get the full monte

Posted by: @PurpAv at April 26, 2013 11:53 AM (/gHaE)

55 But they told us there's no fraud in the government! Nope, could never happen.

Posted by: Gaff at April 26, 2013 11:53 AM (jPS2y)

56
I was just wondering how Mitch Daniels would've done in '12.

Posted by: soothsayer at April 26, 2013 11:53 AM (bUM4g)

57 It was just as true yesterday, before the NYT finally reported it. Thank you for pointing out the obvious. Not a knock on you -- who have talent at recognizing the obvious and putting it into words, but a knock at my brain dead fellow citizens who would not recognize the obvious if it hit them with a 2 X4 upside the head. The 'paper of record' does have a distinguished record at sucking up the urine from miscreant pets.

Posted by: Regular Moron [/i] at April 26, 2013 11:54 AM (feFL6)

58 43 ha ha at the PJ Media thing, us 'ettes would never (be caught) do(ing)something like that. Wouldn't put it past the morons though.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 26, 2013 03:51 PM (RZ8pf

Linky?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 26, 2013 11:54 AM (lVPtV)

59 For those who are wondering WTF they are talking about re: PJ Media; apparently an attractive young woman broke into a Texas home - completely naked. Talk about your stories that are useless without pics!!!! AoS gets a mention at the end of the article, because, you know, we have a *reputation*.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's Other Mobile[/i][/b][/s] at April 26, 2013 11:54 AM (qyfb5)

Perhaps the best way to do it is mock the NYT, not have them be the "confirmers of truth".

For example: BREAKING: New York Times reports some news for once, story at 11...

Or some shit like that.

Posted by: Prescient11 at April 26, 2013 11:54 AM (tVTLU)

61 Do you have to be black to get in on this? Posted by: Mr. Haney at April 26, 2013 03:49 PM (8ZskC) Lee Haney?

Posted by: FRONT TOWARD LEFT at April 26, 2013 11:55 AM (V3kRK)

62 Huh? Inquiring 'ettes want to know.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 26, 2013 03:48 PM (lVPtV)

The unmentionable one made its way to PJ media?

Posted by: dananjcon at April 26, 2013 11:55 AM (jvd3N)

>>>The 'paper of record' does have a distinguished record at sucking up the urine from miscreant pets.

Unless the parrot starts reading it, in which case it has to be put down.

Posted by: Bigby's Rosy Palm at April 26, 2013 11:56 AM (3ZtZW)

64 She was like 4'10 and 90 lbs. I suppose she could be attractive but somehow the idea of someone who could fit through a pet door doesn't sound very attractive.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 26, 2013 11:56 AM (INYkK)

65 Merovign

PJ Media; apparently an attractive young woman broke into a Texas home - completely naked.

Bah !wasn't I . I wouldn't show my stretch marks to just anyone!

Posted by: willow at April 26, 2013 11:56 AM (nqBYe)

apparently an attractive young woman broke into a Texas home - completely naked.

--

If any Moronettes are tempted to repeat this stunt, PM me so I can tell you my address.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 26, 2013 11:56 AM (D5iHx)

67 Your Only Nacional Spangleesh Periodico

Sra. El Presidente de los Estados Unidos Manuela De Luis-Pacheco Francisco Gomez-Sanchez-Johnson today announced from la Casa Blanca the signing of a new bill which gives the modern monetary equivalent of " forty acres y un mule" about 3 billion EEUU dollares to apiece to Mexican undocumenteds who crossed the former border with May Hee Ko and were denied their civil right to American Citizenship.

Sr. Vice President Holder dice que " this legislation and subsequent payments are finalmente beginning to balance the scales of justicio in this racist nation. Ole!".

Posted by: Tiempos de Nuevo Jork - April,2016 at April 26, 2013 11:57 AM (EZl54)

68 Oh, and I miss Andrew and hope someone will come close to filling his shoes and driving the media and left insane.

'ettes being attacked? I am ready. Point me to this person. I would like nothing better, after my week of toxic fumes and botched countertop refinishing, to have a moment to go off the rails a bit.

Posted by: ChrisyBlinky, Sarcastic, Radicalized Redneck Queen needs more proof at April 26, 2013 11:57 AM (baL2B)

Among those influential members of Congress was then-Senator Barack Obama, who made Pigford payouts a priority in exchange for political support for his 2008 presidential campaign among a coveted group of black voters in the rural South, the Times reports.

"What am I bid for these fine, unused votes?"

Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 26, 2013 11:57 AM (IDSI7)

70 wasn't me. the last time I was 4' 10" America has just turned 200.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 26, 2013 11:57 AM (RZ8pf)

71
At this point the money has been transferred from the taxpayers to the criminals so the NYT feels safe in doing a "how terrible look what happened" story.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 26, 2013 11:58 AM (jKWYf)

72 She was like 4'10 and 90 lbs. I suppose she could be attractive but somehow the idea of someone who could fit through a pet door doesn't sound very attractive. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 26, 2013 03:56 PM (INYkK)

It does to us!

Posted by: NAMBLA at April 26, 2013 11:58 AM (sbV1u)

73 Where's YO dolla?

Posted by: Preznit BHO at April 26, 2013 11:58 AM (XMDuf)

74 Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's Other Mobile at April 26, 2013 03:54 PM (qyfb5) Heh. Actual link to Ace, even: "And the second question: WhatÂ’s Miss SotoÂ’s commenter handle over at Ace of Spades?" http://tinyurl.com/cjgdeu7

Posted by: jwb7605 ([i][u]Let it Burn[/u][/i])[/s][/b] at April 26, 2013 11:58 AM (Qxe/p)

75 who attacked an ette?? which ette?

Posted by: thunderb at April 26, 2013 11:58 AM (nH8jP)

76 Here's the PJM thing...

http://tinyurl.com/cjgdeu7

Posted by: dananjcon at April 26, 2013 11:58 AM (jvd3N)

77 So I don't want to feed this lunatic idea that the NYT decides what the truth is. NYT VINDICATES BREITBART should preface anything relating to Pigford.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 26, 2013 11:58 AM (GFM2b)

78 >> And yes thank you Allen West for helping cloture on Pigford II.

Er, Vic, cloture only happens in the Senate. Now I know Allen West had great powers and all that, but they didn't extend beyond the House where he happened to be a member.

Note that I don't doubt that he voted for Pigford I, II, etc. as a House member. Sometimes the blinders go on, regardless of who you are and supposedly represent.

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 26, 2013 11:58 AM (ccXZP)

79 'ettes being attacked? I am ready. Point me to this person. I would like nothing better, after my week of toxic fumes and botched countertop refinishing, to have a moment to go off the rails a bit.

Posted by: ChrisyBlinky, Sarcastic, Radicalized Redneck Queen needs more proof at April 26, 2013 03:57 PM (baL2B)

Chrisy, they are implying we are neked while robbing.

It's not fair , I don't rob.

Posted by: willow at April 26, 2013 11:59 AM (nqBYe)

80 I was going to go to medical school, but I felt intimidated by the Bakke case. Is this where I sign up for my free shit?

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at April 26, 2013 11:59 AM (l3vZN)

81 I just can't imagine any Moronette stripping naked at her neighbor's house and climbing in through the dog door for a little sit in the tub.

Posted by: Body Builder at April 26, 2013 11:59 AM (DrC22)

82 They're piling on mmfa, Boehlert & Willis over at Twitchy. And it is richly deserved.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at April 26, 2013 11:59 AM (wtvvX)

83 For those who are wondering WTF they are talking about re: PJ Media; apparently an attractive young woman broke into a Texas home - completely naked.

Talk about your stories that are useless without pics!!!!

AoS gets a mention at the end of the article, because, you know, we have a *reputation*.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's Other Mobile at April 26, 2013 03:54 PM (qyfb5)

-------------------------------------------

So.....which one of you 'ettes did this?

Posted by: Soona at April 26, 2013 12:00 PM (cVg5z)

84 yeah, i'm not 4'10- even without heels.

Posted by: willow at April 26, 2013 12:00 PM (nqBYe)

85 if an ette climbs into your home naked, she is going to kill you, but first... nevermind

Posted by: thunderb at April 26, 2013 12:01 PM (nH8jP)

86 Heh. The PJ Media comment is funny.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 26, 2013 12:01 PM (lVPtV)

87 So your defense is you're not 4'10?

Posted by: Body Builder at April 26, 2013 12:01 PM (DrC22)

88 ooh they said attractive?

well those days are pretty much done for me.
i'm in the clear.

Posted by: willow at April 26, 2013 12:01 PM (nqBYe)

89 Here's her picture. Wouldn't be bad looking with some makeup: http://tinyurl.com/cb33epb

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 26, 2013 12:01 PM (INYkK)

90 Pigford is the future of America. Racial spoils system. This is the kind of large scale theft and corruption that happens all the time in places like India. And it's why India is so fucking poor. Obama and Holder saw Pigford as a quiet, backdoor reparations. $50k check to any black person willing to lie on a form that, once upon a time in the evil, racist Bill Clinton era, they "intended to farm".

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at April 26, 2013 12:02 PM (R+6Q+)

91 I just can't imagine any Moronette stripping naked at her neighbor's house and climbing in through the dog door for a little sit in the tub. Posted by: Body Builder at April 26, 2013 03:59 PM (DrC22) Let's see, who will go perv first? *shakes Magic 8 ball* All signs point to Bannion.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Please? at April 26, 2013 12:02 PM (VtjlW)

92 Most important information for the morons:

Her mugshot is pretty cute.

http://tinyurl.com/btrwh6l

Posted by: Smilin' Joe Biden at April 26, 2013 12:02 PM (XQzGn)

93 "I like Tapper, but I have to say, I don't have much respect for a man who can't get the woman he marries to take his name. Or doesn't insist on it. That's a dealbreaker for me. That and laundry. If Ms. Other-name is watching you fold your own tshirts then you can just turn in your fucking man cards, all of them, right the fuck now. Just one of my own hangups I guess, but there it is. Posted by: Prescient11 at April 26, 2013 03:52 PM (tVTLU)" Interesting, but I disagree. There's nothing wrong with a man doing some of the household chores. My wife can't roll t-shirts and socks properly as she didn't have my drill sergeant, so I just do it myself. They stay wrinkle free and take up a lot less space, and can be moved easily. Hyphenated names annoy me a bit, as it's as though someone is trying to make a statement in an inconvenient way that imposes on everyone else (and how do you name your kids?), but if a woman wants to keep her family name, I don't have a problem with that. It's not really any of my business.

Posted by: Dustin at April 26, 2013 12:02 PM (QJwr3)

The NYT admitting this is like a confession from a killer. You saw him pull the trigger, you saw the victim fall down. His DNA is all over the crime scene, and his fingerprints are on the gun.

Well and good, but when he confesses and says "yeah, I did it," you're not giving him any credit for doing the right thing, you're just... vindicated.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 26, 2013 12:02 PM (TOk1P)

95 What did PJ media say?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 26, 2013 12:02 PM (INYkK)

96 I'm glad Breitbart was vindicated but we're still out four billion dollars. And this just makes me think of all the unnecessary farm subsidies that goes to the honky farmers.

Posted by: polynikes at April 26, 2013 12:02 PM (m2CN7)

97 I just can't imagine any Moronette stripping naked at her neighbor's house and climbing in through the dog door for a little sit in the tub.

Posted by: Body Builder at April 26, 2013 03:59 PM (DrC22)

Yeah, I was going right along with it, until they came to the bathtub part.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 26, 2013 12:02 PM (D5iHx)

98 Body Builder, no it's that I don't break into homes .

Posted by: willow at April 26, 2013 12:02 PM (nqBYe)

99 if an ette climbs into your home naked, she is going to kill you, but first... Posted by: thunderb at April 26, 2013 04:01 PM (nH8jP)

If I gotta go, that's the way to go.

Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i][/u][/s][/b] at April 26, 2013 12:02 PM (sbV1u)

100

So, the NYT showed up at the combine stinking drunk and weighing 30 pounds more than it did in the National Championship Game, and only completed one pass out of the 250 passes it threw there.

I'm thinking this draft isn't going to go well for the NYT, and it is going to wind up on the kick return practice squad.

Posted by: Sharkman, not picking until the 7th round at April 26, 2013 12:02 PM (03IDC)

101 i have keys

Posted by: willow at April 26, 2013 12:02 PM (nqBYe)

102 1 Pigs fly. Flying bacon? dude, I'm so there!

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie © at April 26, 2013 12:03 PM (BDH94)

103 85yeah, i'm not 4'10- even without heels.

Posted by: willow at April 26, 2013 04:00 PM (nqBYe)

4'10", huh? Sooooooo, AtC, where were you when all this was going down?

Posted by: Heralder at April 26, 2013 12:03 PM (+xmn4)

104 Let's see, who will go perv first? *shakes Magic 8 ball* All signs point to Bannion. Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Please? at April 26, 2013 04:02 PM (VtjlW)

I would have gone with EC.

Jus' sayin'

Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i][/u][/s][/b] at April 26, 2013 12:03 PM (sbV1u)

105 I just can't imagine any Moronette stripping naked at her neighbor's house and climbing in through the dog door for a little sit in the tub.
Posted by: Body Builder at April 26, 2013 03:59 PM (DrC22)

wait what kind of tub?

jacuzzi? Did they have wine and candles laying about ?

Posted by: willow at April 26, 2013 12:04 PM (nqBYe)

106 Obama and Holder have zero guilt about what they've done in Pigford. They are *proud* of it. They believe money should be stolen from white America and given to black people. Because they believe in collective guilt. They believe white people, as a group, are forever guilty for sins of slavery and jim crow. If you believe in collective guilt then there is nothing wrong with punishing one white person for the sins of another -- all that matters is they are white.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at April 26, 2013 12:04 PM (R+6Q+)

107 Question: If you come in through the (open) dog door, is it breaking in?

Posted by: Body Builder at April 26, 2013 12:04 PM (DrC22)

108 Forget the naked woman (I know, I know) WTF!?

A woman living at the home told police that her husband heard a noise, got up and found the doggy door damaged.

Because they donÂ’t have a dog, the couple assumed an animal had gotten in the house, according to the probable cause affidavit. However, they then observed an unknown woman in the bathroom.

=======

O_o

Posted by: Tami[/i][/b][/u][/s] at April 26, 2013 12:04 PM (X6akg)

109 What did PJ media say? Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 26, 2013 04:02 PM (INYkK)

The author of the piece just asked what the naked home invader's AoSHQ name was

Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i][/u][/s][/b] at April 26, 2013 12:04 PM (sbV1u)

110 what confuses me about the name thing is that we have a bunch of kids at our school who their mom kept their maiden name but the kids have the dad's name, even the little girls. Now if you are going to go all "I'm keeping my name" why wouldn't you then say "and my daughter is going to have my name too" cause wouldn't that be more feminist and stuff?

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 26, 2013 12:05 PM (RZ8pf)

111 Found it: From PJ media) "And the second question: WhatÂ’s Miss SotoÂ’s commenter handle over at Ace of Spades?" LOL.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 26, 2013 12:05 PM (INYkK)

112 Look the ette just wanted to have some clean fun.

sheesh

Posted by: willow at April 26, 2013 12:05 PM (nqBYe)

113 82 I just can't imagine any Moronette stripping naked at her neighbor's house and climbing in through the dog door for a little sit in the tub. Posted by: Body Builder at April 26, 2013 03:59 PM (DrC22) Oh, I can. Umm, excuse me, back in a few...

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's Other Mobile[/i][/b][/s] at April 26, 2013 12:05 PM (qyfb5)

114 and these aren't women who were famous in their careers so kept their names for professional reasons.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 26, 2013 12:05 PM (RZ8pf)

115 Maybe her own tub was dirty.

Posted by: Body Builder at April 26, 2013 12:05 PM (DrC22)

116 Heh, she's named Sara Soto.

Was Stan Lee involved in this?

Posted by: Waterhouse at April 26, 2013 12:06 PM (nbX4o)

117 Tami, maybe they had one that passed away.

Or they have a cat that goes outside.

Or they're idiots, either way

Posted by: The Q at April 26, 2013 12:06 PM (XQzGn)

118 4'10", huh? Sooooooo, AtC, where were you when all this was going down? Posted by: Heralder at April 26, 2013 04:03 PM (+xmn4) HEY! First of all, I'm 5'0" and it took me for fucking ever to hit that Olympian height so you hush you. Second, like I could make it through a doggy door, what with The Rack and all. *wanders off whistling all innocent like*

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Please? at April 26, 2013 12:06 PM (VtjlW)

119 I just can't imagine any Moronette stripping naked at her neighbor's house and climbing in through the dog door for a little sit in the tub.

You have a shitty imagination then.

I've imagined this several times, and I don't even have a dog door.

Yet.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at April 26, 2013 12:06 PM (SY2Kh)

120 Now if you are going to go all "I'm keeping my name" why wouldn't you then say "and my daughter is going to have my name too" cause wouldn't that be more feminist and stuff?

Depends why you kept it. *shrug* It's not always some man-hating thing; some women have all their credentials (diplomas, licenses, yadda yadda) are under their original name, and it's a pain in the ass to go back and have them all redone or denoted.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at April 26, 2013 12:06 PM (hO8IJ)

121

O_o

Posted by: Tami at April 26, 2013 04:04 PM (X6akg)

Guess that secret desire to have a naked women crawl through your doggie door finally panned out. Congratulations to all involved.

Posted by: Heralder at April 26, 2013 12:07 PM (+xmn4)

122

Posted by: Tami at April 26, 2013 04:04 PM (X6akg)

1. Asking a moron to forget a naked woman is a ridiculous idea.

2. They bought the house from a dog owner, and never got around to replacing the door.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 26, 2013 12:07 PM (D5iHx)

123 I was wrong. She was 5'1 and 110 lbs. Still, it must have been a fairly large doggie door.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 26, 2013 12:07 PM (INYkK)

124 There's all kinds of half-jokes about that nekkid chick rolling through my mind... Like 'you need balls to break into a home in Texas' or 'Well, there's pics so I guess it did happen'

Posted by: Bigby's Rosy Palm at April 26, 2013 12:07 PM (3ZtZW)

125 so glad I wasn't the one who pointed out that alexthechick was height challenged.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 26, 2013 12:07 PM (RZ8pf)

126 111 "why wouldn't you then say "and my daughter is going to have my name too" cause wouldn't that be more feminist and stuff?"

Because that would be a bridge too far for all but the most emasculated, "Media Matters employee" man.

Posted by: The Q at April 26, 2013 12:07 PM (XQzGn)

127 I just can't imagine any Moronette stripping naked at her neighbor's house and climbing in through the dog door for a little sit in the tub. Posted by: Body Builder at April 26, 2013 03:59 PM (DrC22)

Me either.

They wouldn't even be able to get through the door because, you know.

Racktasticness.

Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i][/u][/s][/b] at April 26, 2013 12:07 PM (sbV1u)

128
maybe they bought the house and it already had a doggy door

quite the mystery, Scooby gang!

Posted by: soothsayer at April 26, 2013 12:07 PM (bUM4g)

129 She must have really needed to take a bath. Okay. I take back my earlier comment about the 'ettes. Most (except she-who-shall-not-be-named) 'ettes, I'm sure, bathe regularly.

Posted by: Soona at April 26, 2013 12:08 PM (cVg5z)

130 I for one, would welcome a cute, petite, naked woman to my household.

Just sayin.

Posted by: dananjcon at April 26, 2013 12:08 PM (jvd3N)

131 Now that the money's been distributed, the NYT can feign decency and point out that it's a racist Democrat scam...and not risk any fallout for their team.

Posted by: zsasz at April 26, 2013 12:08 PM (MMC8r)

132

'you need balls to break into a home in Texas'

I'm guessing it's a lot less risky if you're a naked chick.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 26, 2013 12:08 PM (IDSI7)

133 I was wrong. She was 5'1 and 110 lbs.

Still, it must have been a fairly large doggie door.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 26, 2013 04:07 PM (INYkK)

Its not how tall you are but how wide are the hips.

Posted by: polynikes at April 26, 2013 12:09 PM (m2CN7)

134 5'1" ?

i swear it Wasn't me!

i use keys!

Posted by: willow at April 26, 2013 12:09 PM (nqBYe)

135

111 -

And what if the sister is the daughter, but her mother is her dad?

Forget it Jake, it's Chinatown.

Seriously folks, we ain't begun to see the permutations that are coming down the tubes regarding gender identification and all that tommyrot.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 26, 2013 12:09 PM (TOk1P)

136 ask yourself it was texas she broke in she did not get shot gun owners are smarter than the media thinks

Posted by: thunderb at April 26, 2013 12:09 PM (nH8jP)

137 Second, like I could make it through a doggy door, what with The Rack and all.

*wanders off whistling all innocent like*

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Please? at April 26, 2013 04:06 PM (VtjlW)

lol, I love that it is -The Rack-, proper.

Further, I believe you to be a truthful person, but I'm a big fan of the "trust but verify" school of thought. I think we're going to have to see you try just to rule out the possibility.

For science.

Posted by: Heralder at April 26, 2013 12:09 PM (+xmn4)

138
you know what they say, everything is ~~bigger~~ nekkid in Texas

Posted by: soothsayer at April 26, 2013 12:09 PM (bUM4g)

139 Note to self: Install doggie door.

Posted by: zsasz at April 26, 2013 12:09 PM (MMC8r)

140 I for one, would welcome a cute, petite, naked woman to my household. Just sayin. Posted by: dananjcon at April 26, 2013 04:08 PM (jvd3N)

Don't forget crazy. Can't leave out the crazy.

She told police she had done nothing wrong and had just come in to use the phone.

Uh huh.

Riiiiiiiight.

Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i][/u][/s][/b] at April 26, 2013 12:10 PM (sbV1u)

141 I just can't imagine any Moronette stripping naked at her neighbor's house and climbing in through the dog door for a little sit in the tub.

I'd like to imagine that.

(Hey, someone had to say it).

Posted by: Ian S. at April 26, 2013 12:10 PM (B/VB5)

142

Any naked chick manages to get into my house, I promise I won't shoot.

Well, better send pics first.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 26, 2013 12:10 PM (D5iHx)

143 I suppose she could be attractive but somehow the idea of someone who could fit through a pet door doesn't sound very attractive.

I'm not into the pocket-size ladies either, but judging by her mugshot, there's about a 96.48% chance of mini-hotness there.

And if she fit through a doggy door, there's a slight chance you and another normal-sized woman could use this chick as a...uh "marital aid."

(You Jeezo-crackaz don't get to define marriage anymore!)

Posted by: oblig., shinin' up that rep at April 26, 2013 12:10 PM (cePv8)

144 In Arkansas, prosecutors rejected a test case against a Pine Bluff police officer who had admitted lying on his claim form. Paula J. Casey, the United States attorney in Arkansas in 2000, said that singling out one individual raised questions of selective prosecution. Â“The defendant could go to the jury and say: Â‘Everybody else did this. Why am I standing here?Â’ Â” she said. Paula J. Casey. Prosecutor. Pimp. Crime lord. That bitch should never work again. And I don't mean she should marry someone rich and quit.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's Other Mobile[/i][/b][/s] at April 26, 2013 12:10 PM (qyfb5)

145 My HTML safety line has saved me!

Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i][/u][/s][/b] at April 26, 2013 12:10 PM (sbV1u)

146 Comment number 6 is guilty of style guide violations which has led to ettes thinking someone was directly insulted at pjm. For future reference the comment at 6 should have been written with an "ok which one of you ettes did this?" Followed by a link to the article and possibly an excerpt.

Posted by: Buzzion at April 26, 2013 12:10 PM (jYHbz)

147 Meanwhile some very comely anchor of a highly stimulating nature at FNC was wringing her hands (not sure of the degree - or if it was tongue in cheek) at the fact that one of the jihadists went out of state to purchase fireworks. Apparently the vendor didn't ask for ID. And MA doesn't allow fireworks. So jihadist broke some law. Imagine that. So: ID for fireworks; Good, necessary ID for guns; Good, necessary ID for voting; YOUR A RACIST (sic) ID for securing employment; YOUR A RACIST (sic)

Posted by: Regular Moron [/i] at April 26, 2013 12:10 PM (feFL6)

148 Barrel, Bannion

Posted by: imp at April 26, 2013 12:11 PM (UaxA0)

149

I just can't imagine any Moronette stripping naked at her neighbor's
house and climbing in through the dog door for a little sit in the tub.
You have a shitty imagination then.
I've imagined this several times, and I don't even have a dog door.
Yet.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at April 26, 2013 04:06 PM (SY2Kh)

This is my third time imagining it today. Gonna need to pick up some more lotion before #4

Posted by: mugiwara at April 26, 2013 12:11 PM (W7ffl)

150 97 I'm glad Breitbart was vindicated but we're still out four billion dollars. And this just makes me think of all the unnecessary farm subsidies that goes to the honky farmers. Posted by: polynikes at April 26, 2013 04:02 PM (m2CN7) $100 Billion a year, in direct and indirect subsidies. And Republicans march right along with them. Whoever speaks against this in '16 gets my vote.

Posted by: HoboJerky, now with 45% more DOOM! at April 26, 2013 12:11 PM (xAtAj)

151 Second, like I could make it through a doggy door, what with The Rack and all.

*wanders off whistling all innocent like*Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Please? at April 26, 2013 04:06 PM (VtjlW)

haha, remember that picture of the woman trying to get in the transom by the door and got stuck because of her breasts?

Posted by: willow at April 26, 2013 12:11 PM (nqBYe)

152 yeah, i'm not 4'10- even without heels.

Posted by: willow at April 26, 2013 04:00 PM (nqBYe)

No kidding. I've been 5'8 since I was 12. Was this even an adult?

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette, assault Hobbit at April 26, 2013 12:11 PM (lVb7s)

153
I think a nekkid chick stuck halfway in my doggie door would make for an interesting dilemma.

Posted by: soothsayer at April 26, 2013 12:11 PM (bUM4g)

154 "Safety line", huh? well played.

Posted by: imp at April 26, 2013 12:11 PM (UaxA0)

155 If any ettes are tempted to strip naked, break into my place and park in the tub - just knock. It's all good.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's Other Mobile[/i][/b][/s] at April 26, 2013 12:12 PM (qyfb5)

156 Second, like I could make it through a doggy door, what with The Rack and all. *wanders off whistling all innocent like*Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Please? at April 26, 2013 04:06 PM (VtjlW) This calls for the busty Japanese woman trying to squeeze through door video.

Posted by: HoboJerky, now with 45% more DOOM! at April 26, 2013 12:12 PM (xAtAj)

157 Where's the link to the Japanese TV show about the window?

Posted by: imp at April 26, 2013 12:12 PM (UaxA0)

158 In Floriduh I read recently of a man looking out his window to see a nekkid woman swimming in his pool. Before y'all get excited, she was nuts and had also left a little fertilizer on his lawn. We grow 'em wilder here due to love bugs or something.

Posted by: ChrisyBlinky, Sarcastic, Radicalized Redneck Queen needs more proof at April 26, 2013 12:12 PM (baL2B)

159 4'11" 110 pounds. Not bad.

Posted by: Tilikum The Killer Assault Whale at April 26, 2013 12:12 PM (uhftQ)

160

Posted by: willow at April 26, 2013 03:47 PM (nqBYe)

If you see something, do something. . .

MESA, Ariz. -They were suspected of breaking into homes in Mesa. But it wasn't security cameras or even police officers that led to their capture. It was Mormon missionaries on their way home from their missionary work who stopped the crime.

Fighting crime isn't something most young members of the LDS church ever expect to do while on their mission. But a pair of Mormon missionaries came to the rescue, busting a pair of suspected would-be burglars.

http://preview.tinyurl.com/bq3x7bl

Posted by: LizLem at April 26, 2013 12:12 PM (8wqqE)

161 154
I think a nekkid chick stuck halfway in my doggie door would make for an interesting dilemma.

Posted by: soothsayer at April 26, 2013 04:11 PM (bUM4g)

I'm picturing Pooh bear......

Posted by: Tami[/i][/b][/u][/s] at April 26, 2013 12:12 PM (X6akg)

162 Common Texas hospitality should insist that you offer to wash her back for her first, before you call the cops.

Heck, that's the rule at my house (as of right now).

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 26, 2013 12:13 PM (ccXZP)

163 146My HTML safety line has saved me!

Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 26, 2013 04:10 PM (sbV1u)

!TO THE BAR-- Damnit Sean. This is why we can't have nice things.

Posted by: Heralder at April 26, 2013 12:13 PM (+xmn4)

164 Now that the money's been distributed, the NYT can feign decency and point out that it's a racist Democrat scam...and not risk any fallout for their team.

Posted by: zsasz at April 26, 2013 04:08 PM (MMC8r)

This^^

Just another "OK, now what?" moment. Don't hold yer breath for a tax credit plus interest.

Posted by: dananjcon at April 26, 2013 12:13 PM (jvd3N)

165 Apparently the vendor didn't ask for ID. And MA doesn't allow fireworks. So jihadist broke some law. Imagine that.

I'm pretty sure you don't have to be a resident of a state where fireworks are legal to use fireworks in that state. So what the fuck does the vendor care where you're from?

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at April 26, 2013 12:13 PM (hO8IJ)

166 He had something key to do with it I remember that. OK, research, passed the Senate in a voice vote meaning the Republicans basically folded.

Passed the House 256 to 152 meaning that at least one Republican voted for it. That may have been West but it didn't make any difference.

Cant find a list

Posted by: Vic at April 26, 2013 12:13 PM (53z96)

167 5'1" ?

i swear it Wasn't me!

i use keys!

Yeah, we've heard all about those "key parties" they had back in the '70's.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at April 26, 2013 12:13 PM (SY2Kh)

168 did they hold them for the police in the missionary position?

Posted by: thunderb at April 26, 2013 12:13 PM (nH8jP)

169 Barrel, Bannion Posted by: imp at April 26, 2013 04:11 PM (UaxA0)

Nope, sorry. Didn't effect anyone else, therefore...no barrel.

However, falsely condemning someone to the barrel is, ipso facto, barrel worthy.

Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i][/u][/s][/b] at April 26, 2013 12:13 PM (sbV1u)

170
I'm picturing Pooh bear......

that's funny, 'cuz I too was thinking of a honey pot

Posted by: soothsayer at April 26, 2013 12:14 PM (bUM4g)

171 I'm picturing Pooh bear......

that's funny, 'cuz I too was thinking of a honey pot

Posted by: soothsayer at April 26, 2013 04:14 PM (bUM4g)

Low hanging curve ball I left you, huh?

Posted by: Tami[/i][/b][/u][/s] at April 26, 2013 12:15 PM (X6akg)

172

141 weeeelllll yes. She IS crazy. But lemme put it this way: Crazy is the best sex you'll ever have, bar none. Constant, too. Sure you might need some band-aids here and there, and you need to protect your junk once in awhile, but so what?

Biggest problem I can see is that she already knows where the guy lives. Thats the first and biggest mistake rookies make with Teh Crazee

Posted by: Bigby's Rosy Palm at April 26, 2013 12:15 PM (3ZtZW)

173 Second, like I could make it through a doggy door, what with The Rack and all. *wanders off whistling all innocent like* Gamboling?

Posted by: rickb223 at April 26, 2013 12:15 PM (GFM2b)

174 Sean. This is why we can't have nice things. Posted by: Heralder at April 26, 2013 04:13 PM (+xmn4)

Hey, it worked. MWR talked me into putting the tags in my sig after my extended stay in the barrel yesterday.

I'm now a believer.

Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i][/u][/s][/b] at April 26, 2013 12:15 PM (sbV1u)

175

Breitbart Was Right About Pigford

***

I'll be go to hell.

Posted by: WalrusRex at April 26, 2013 12:15 PM (XUKZU)

176 Gamboling? Posted by: rickb223 at April 26, 2013 04:15 PM (GFM2b)

I thought I saw a sashay instead of a gambol.

But it could also have been a frolic.

Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i][/u][/s][/b] at April 26, 2013 12:15 PM (sbV1u)

177 did they hold them for the police in the missionary position? Doggy.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 26, 2013 12:15 PM (GFM2b)

178 http://preview.tinyurl.com/bq3x7bl

Posted by: LizLem at April 26, 2013 04:12 PM (8wqqE)

nice work, I'm glad the guys weren't hurt .

Posted by: willow at April 26, 2013 12:15 PM (nqBYe)

179
nood and nobody pipes up?

Posted by: soothsayer at April 26, 2013 12:16 PM (bUM4g)

180 was it....... kathy griffin? short possibly dirty crazy

Posted by: thunderb at April 26, 2013 12:16 PM (nH8jP)

181 I notice that three different heights are quoted here. Repeat after me: Layers and Layers of Professional Fact-Checking!

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's Other Mobile[/i][/b][/s] at April 26, 2013 12:16 PM (qyfb5)

182 By "nice things" I was referring to ordering people into the barrel. But you had to ruin it with your "responsibility" or some such poppycock codswallop. Feh, I say.

Posted by: Heralder at April 26, 2013 12:16 PM (+xmn4)

183 This is how the Left keeps winning. They either use illegal cash from overseas (Clinton in 96 buried Dole with tons of illegal foreign donations), 'stimulus bills' which are basically payoffs to Dem. constituencies using taxpayer cash, some of which is funneled right back to the Dem politicians behind it..... Or what we have here, a huge vote-buying scheme using taxpayer case right out of the Treasury. For me the biggest reveal in that story is that Attorney Gen. ERIC HOLDER has had 'broad discretion' to settle Pigford cases all by his lonesome and we are just now finding this out after 5 years. Eric Holder: your one-man Treasury cash dispenser at the DOJ! No messy Court or Congress involved, just file a claim and Eric will settle it with little or no paper trail. What an AWESOME idea. If you don't have any ethics or anything to get in the way of actually doing it.

Posted by: drawandstrike at April 26, 2013 12:17 PM (hejVx)

184
I never went through a doggie door, but I did view the inside of Helen Thomas' rather impressive Carlsbad Cavern.

Posted by: Billy Barty at April 26, 2013 12:17 PM (1lQzY)

185

My final test on the bath burglar. Did she leave a ring around the tub when she was finished?

Posted by: Soona at April 26, 2013 12:19 PM (cVg5z)

186 OK here is something here where King did an amendment to kill it

Rep. KingÂ’s amendment failed Â– hereÂ’s the roll call vote. Every Democrat voted against it Â– but it lost because 78 Republicans also went against stopping over a billion dollars in money being paid out for fraud. Two votes jumped out at me.

Tea Party favorite Allen West (R-FL) voted with the Congressional Black Caucus to keep Pigford funding flowing to fraudsters.

Posted by: Vic at April 26, 2013 12:19 PM (53z96)

187 But you had to ruin it with your "responsibility" or some such poppycock codswallop. Feh, I say. Posted by: Heralder at April 26, 2013 04:16 PM (+xmn4)

Ummmm....your ghey is showing.

Might wanna cover it up.

Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i][/u][/s][/b] at April 26, 2013 12:19 PM (sbV1u)

188 I'm pretty sure you don't have to be a resident of a state where fireworks are legal to use fireworks in that state. So what the fuck does the vendor care where you're from? I'd like to admit I was paying attention to the intricacies of the case. But I can't. Cleavage. And Fox anchor of a highly stimulating nature. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm cutting a 'doggy door' into my back door and estimating the 'rackage' requirement. What's my formula again, rack to waist ratio .8? Yeah, I'm a pig Radish.

Posted by: Regular Moron [/i] at April 26, 2013 12:20 PM (feFL6)

189 When do the prosecutions begin?

Posted by: Arbalest at April 26, 2013 12:20 PM (eDDgy)

190 I like Tapper, but I have to say, I don't have much respect for a man who can't get the woman he marries to take his name. Or doesn't insist on it.
Posted by: Prescient11 at April 26, 2013 03:52 PM (tVTLU)

I'm on the other side of this fence. I LOVE my last name: it's short, it has gravitas, it has nice alliteration with my first name. My dad was an only son who had daughters, so the two of us are the last of our family line to have it. I always planned to change my last name when I got married, since that is what ladies do, but the older I get the more I really want to keep it. I hate long hyphenated names tho, so not sure what I will do; depends on the guy I guess. The day where I need to make such a decision is a long ways off.

Posted by: LizLem at April 26, 2013 12:21 PM (8wqqE)

191 167 Your Only Nacional Spangleesh Periodico

Sra. El Presidente de los Estados Unidos Manuela De Luis-Pacheco Francisco Gomez-Sanchez-Johnson today announced from la Casa Blanca the signing of a new bill which gives the modern monetary equivalent of " forty acres y un mule" . . .

*(
*
Our future: Spanglish. "I gonna ansa any pregunta you ax!"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 26, 2013 12:21 PM (BDU/a)

192 I'm pretty sure you don't have to be a resident of a state where fireworks are legal to use fireworks in that state. So what the fuck does the vendor care where you're from?

Not sure if the rules have changed, but the last time I bought fireworks next door in Wisconsin (The Good Stuff is illegal here in MN), vendors would check ID... but only to make sure you're NOT from Wisconsin.

If you were from out of state, they'd sell you pretty much whatever you want, cash and carry. If you actually lived in Wisconsin you needed a permit to buy The Good Stuff.

Needless to say, there were a LOT of MN plates in the parking lot.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at April 26, 2013 12:21 PM (SY2Kh)

193 Breitbart Was Right About Pigford

***

I'll be go to hell.

***

The Deuce yo say??

***

Pshaw! Surely you jest.

Posted by: dananjcon at April 26, 2013 12:23 PM (jvd3N)

194

That link about the naked chick and the the doggy door at the bottom has pictures of Diane Feinkenstein. Naked and Feinkenstein should not appear on the same page.

Posted by: WalrusRex at April 26, 2013 12:24 PM (XUKZU)

195

I do 95% of what a woman tells me to do.

Sorry ladies, if I'm buying this cow then you're taking my fucking name!!

All you "educated" types are going to reap what you sow once the hyphenations get out of hand.

I mean imagine 6 different names on the back of a fucking jersey. Madness!

Posted by: Prescient11 at April 26, 2013 12:24 PM (tVTLU)

196 I think a nekkid chick stuck halfway in my doggie door would make for an interesting dilemma.

Posted by: soothsayer at April 26, 2013 04:11 PM (bUM4g)

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Sounds like the perfect opportunity to help her with her "homework"

**elbow**elbow**nudge**nudge**wink**wink**

Posted by: dananjcon at April 26, 2013 12:26 PM (jvd3N)

197 Breitbart lies. Everything they say had been factually disproven by leading conservatives.

Instead check out 3,000 Outrageous Myths That The Federal Government Overspends at BuzzFeed!

Posted by: jeannebodine at April 26, 2013 12:26 PM (LBBS3)

198 I had the exact same reaction to the notion that Andrew Breitbart needed to be "vindicated" by the NYTs. The Times is thoroughly disreputable, and thus not able to vindicate anyone.

Posted by: girldog at April 26, 2013 12:27 PM (i/s89)

199 That's one of the big reasons Mitt Romney lost he had no way to breach the MSM filter. even worse his team of high paid consultants didn't even know the filter existed.

Posted by: Vote Lord Humungus 2016 at April 26, 2013 03:44 PM (HEa5q)

Sununu used to openly mock the MFM but his was a lonely voice.

Posted by: Captain Hate at April 26, 2013 12:27 PM (FLu6n)

200

LizLem:

No worries, my own uncles are in that situation. Nothing but girls. I would just say beware a guy who is fine with a hyphen or you sticking with your name.

That's a biggie with most normal men.

Posted by: Prescient11 at April 26, 2013 12:31 PM (tVTLU)

201 There is nothing wrong with a man who lets his wife keep her name and Liz' reasons for it are perfectly acceptable.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 26, 2013 12:33 PM (INYkK)

202 If you were from out of state, they'd sell you pretty much whatever you want, cash and carry. If you actually lived in Wisconsin you needed a permit to buy The Good Stuff.

Oddly, that makes sense to me. Because I expect WI to put things in the law penalizing the vendor.

This whole concept of shopkeepers as LEO perplexes me, but here we are, Kroger needs my driver's license before they'll sell me liqueur for baking cookies. No, really officer, I'm baking cookies.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at April 26, 2013 12:33 PM (hO8IJ)

203

@121 Depends why you kept it. *shrug* It's not always some man-hating thing; some women have all their credentials (diplomas, licenses, yadda yadda) are under their original name, and it's a pain in the ass to go back and have them all redone or denoted.

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I had a female friend who told me that because she was the oldest child and had no brothers, there was at least a little hoping for by dear old Dad that her first male child would continue the family name.

I'd drifted out of contact with her by the time she got married, though, so I don't know how that worked out.

Posted by: junior at April 26, 2013 12:34 PM (UWFpX)

204 And most women who keep their own name usually have children with the name of their husband.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 26, 2013 12:34 PM (INYkK)

205 Sorry ladies, if I'm buying this cow then you're taking my fucking name!!

I'm thinking this isn't going to be a problem for you.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at April 26, 2013 12:34 PM (hO8IJ)

206 207 Sorry ladies, if I'm buying this cow then you're taking my fucking name!! I'm thinking this isn't going to be a problem for you. I agree, first time you tell me I HAVE to do your laundry, is the same day you realize sex isn't as much fun by yourself.

Posted by: Spypeach at April 26, 2013 12:43 PM (6xG9/)

207 That horrible racist Andrew Breitbart person is dead and doesn't get to be right about anything. Dead people don't have opinions.

Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein from Brattleboro, Vermont at April 26, 2013 12:47 PM (jCQ+I)

208 Class......Classs.......CLASS!!1!1 Stay on topic! (throws down chalk and eraser and storms from classroom).

Posted by: t-dubyah-d at April 26, 2013 12:49 PM (u6lBN)

209 And the NYT's timing is impeccable once again. Maybe when Obama's obituary is printed some 40-odd years from now, they'll be comfortable enough acknowledging TFG was a Marxist. But only if a Democrat is still in office and the GOP but a footnote to history. Wouldn't want to jump the gun there.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at April 26, 2013 01:09 PM (eHIJJ)

210 Stories like this are evidence the MSM is hostile to Obama. It's true.

Posted by: Bill Ayers at April 26, 2013 03:20 PM (jjahJ)

211 Gotta luv how Ace pretends not be a white supremacist.

Posted by: Rex the Wonder God at April 26, 2013 05:07 PM (21TJo)

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