January 19, 2013

Bumper Sticker Philosophy - (Niedermeyer's Dead Horse)
— Open Blogger

We all bemoan the "bumper sticker philosophers", and despise the hippie "Save the Baby Seals" bumper stickers, but...sometimes the sticker hits the mark, or makes an otherwise dreadful commute a little less dreadful, and sometimes, they make you giggle even years later.

My favorite was spotted at a DQ drive-thru about 20 years ago:

If God didn't intend for us to eat animals, why are they made of meat?

What are some of your faves? Which drive you nuts?

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1 Co Exist.  Fuckers need to go to Saudi  were you get arrested for celebrating Christmas.

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at January 19, 2013 02:04 PM (wR+pz)

2 30 years ago: You're mother is a loser no doubt.

Posted by: RPF at January 19, 2013 02:05 PM (lrB8H)

3 I think Homer Simpson said that first.

Posted by: Rule #2 at January 19, 2013 02:05 PM (CypDC)

4 "If God didn't intend for us to eat animal, why are they made of meat?"

Homer said something very close to that on The Simpsons.

Posted by: Lewis at January 19, 2013 02:05 PM (/3tZE)

5 My new favorite:

http://bit.ly/XMFlx3

Posted by: sTevo at January 19, 2013 02:05 PM (VMcEw)

6 We didn't work for millions of years to get to the top of the food chain to eat vegetables.

Posted by: Craig from Belvidere at January 19, 2013 02:05 PM (vd4Pb)

7 My new favorite: http://bit.ly/XMFlx3 **** Love it!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 19, 2013 02:06 PM (piMMO)

8 in Berkeley, no less... "Free the Bound Periodicals!" I LOLed.

Posted by: Sabrina Chase at January 19, 2013 02:07 PM (wfSF5)

9 I saw a CAPITALIST sticker in a school parking  lot no less, done like a coexist sticker, but I don't remember what the symbols were.

Posted by: USS Diversity at January 19, 2013 02:07 PM (MPjT8)

10 The coexist with the religious symbols, moronic. When I get a chance, I ask if a swastika might work well as the "x" . As applicable as the crescent but makes the weak minded pee a little.

Posted by: JBruce at January 19, 2013 02:08 PM (nzlU3)

11 For my money, we'll never top the Ryan "MATH" sticker.

Posted by: pep at January 19, 2013 02:09 PM (6TB1Z)

12 http://danieljmitchell.files.wordpress.com/2013/01/warning-shot.jpg

Posted by: torquewrench at January 19, 2013 02:09 PM (gqT4g)

13 The one I have: a picture of Chocklit Jeebus with the legend "Does This Ass Make My Car Look Big?" Cordially...

Posted by: Rick at January 19, 2013 02:09 PM (Gfgj6)

14 You don't see a lot of them, but I imagine the one of a tombstone with Darwin on it that says "Now, even Darwin is a believer..."  drives the fish-with-feet crowd bad crazy

Posted by: M. Murcek at January 19, 2013 02:09 PM (GJUgF)

15 "Give War a Chance" - from my big brother in Idaho. Gotta love it.

Posted by: BG in Texas at January 19, 2013 02:09 PM (IBbvY)

16 What position makes the ugliest babies? Ask your Mother.

Posted by: Dept. of Accuracy Dept. at January 19, 2013 02:09 PM (MhA4j)

17 The coexist sticker with gun logos.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 19, 2013 02:09 PM (StXqh)

18 "I'd rather be killing communists" Seen in Little Saigon in So. Cal. A good idea who's time has come again.

Posted by: houndofdoom at January 19, 2013 02:10 PM (CFrIf)

19

"War is Not the Answer."

Except when it is. Morons. I used to love it when Christopher Hitchens, in front a good lefty crowd, walked through the history of 20th century and painted what the world would look like if we'd listened to the anti-war movement every time they said war wasn't the answer.

Posted by: rrpjr at January 19, 2013 02:10 PM (kP+l4)

20 9 I saw a CAPITALIST sticker in a school parking lot no less, done like a coexist sticker, but I don't remember what the symbols were.

Posted by: USS Diversity at January 19, 2013 06:07 PM (MPjT



This it?



http://tinyurl.com/awdudju

Posted by: Tami[/i] at January 19, 2013 02:10 PM (X6akg)

21 Not a bumper sticker but a t-shirt:

I hear the voices again, and they don't like you.

Posted by: pep at January 19, 2013 02:11 PM (6TB1Z)

22 "Coexist" is the worst. All owners of that one need to be deported to Arabia, Pakistan, Iran, Afghanistan, et al. pronto.

Posted by: Stu-22 at January 19, 2013 02:11 PM (k4bdL)

23 You don't see a lot of them, but I imagine the one of a tombstone with Darwin on it that says "Now, even Darwin is a believer..." drives the fish-with-feet crowd bad crazy Posted by: M. Murcek at January 19, 2013 06:09 PM (GJUgF) That makes zero sense.

Posted by: eman at January 19, 2013 02:11 PM (tBnjP)

24

Who's seen the ubiquitous "Salt Life" decals?

 

I saw a truck with a big AK-47 and the words "Assault Life" on the bac window.

Posted by: USS Diversity at January 19, 2013 02:11 PM (MPjT8)

25 This it? http://tinyurl.com/awdudju *** Teh awsome!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 19, 2013 02:11 PM (piMMO)

26 I had a "Stop Global Whining" bumpersticker, until a tolerant, inclusive leftist scraped it off.

Posted by: Sabrina Chase at January 19, 2013 02:12 PM (wfSF5)

27

Warning - Driver carries only $20 worth of ammunition...

 

Keep Honking! I'm Reloading as fast as I can...

Posted by: M. Murcek at January 19, 2013 02:12 PM (GJUgF)

28 If six million Jews had owned guns, the holocaust wouldn't have happened.

Posted by: JustLikeDavidHasselhoff at January 19, 2013 02:12 PM (71iUa)

29 Another good one is the AR15 bolt face sticker. Sneaky

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 19, 2013 02:13 PM (StXqh)

30 Imagine Whirled Peas

Posted by: M. Murcek at January 19, 2013 02:13 PM (GJUgF)

31 Not really a bumpersticker but I cannot stand the Christian fish/ Evolution amphibian eating a fish/ Christian fish eating an amphibian things. And I am a Christian who believes in evolution. To all parties: is this really helpful?

Posted by: Big Daddy at January 19, 2013 02:13 PM (j798v)

32 My favorite Fortune Cookie of all-time would also make a good bumper sticker.  "That Wasn't Chicken."

Posted by: dfbaskwill at January 19, 2013 02:13 PM (ndlFj)

33 I should have mentioned... Open thread!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 19, 2013 02:13 PM (piMMO)

34 SLAYER!

Posted by: garrett at January 19, 2013 02:13 PM (PrFxd)

35 Best t-shirt: “I may seem calm, but on the inside I’ve already killed you three times.” http://www.rangerup.com/killedyoug.html

Posted by: houndofdoom at January 19, 2013 02:14 PM (CFrIf)

36

1/20/2017

 

Posted by: Lee (in KY) at January 19, 2013 02:14 PM (jgXna)

37 If I was Asian - I would have "I'm not drunk I'm Asian" plastered on the back trunk lid.

Posted by: ken at January 19, 2013 02:14 PM (JMKx6)

38 My favorite is a parody of the "Visualize World Peace" sticker I saw everywhere in the 80's. It said "Visualize Whirled Peas."

Posted by: Steffie at January 19, 2013 02:14 PM (MJ7uZ)

39 Question Authority.
(you almost never see this one any more...)

Posted by: navybrat at January 19, 2013 02:15 PM (ETzxk)

40 The only reason I don't put the coexplode bumper sticker on my car is that some liberal piece of fugging shit will key my paint job and slice my tires.

It's not worth it.

Posted by: sTevo at January 19, 2013 02:15 PM (VMcEw)

41

Among the best ones I've seen was an addendum to those "MEAN PEOPLE SUCK" stickers, it was "NICE PEOPLE SWALLOW".

Posted by: Matt The Cimmerian at January 19, 2013 02:15 PM (40Ex+)

42 Years ago but still a keeper: "Ted Kennedy has killed more innocent people with his car then I have with my guns."

Posted by: Old Bob at January 19, 2013 02:15 PM (i9GsZ)

43

That makes zero sense.

 

After all, everyone knows bumper stickers are where "sense" goes to live...

Posted by: M. Murcek at January 19, 2013 02:15 PM (GJUgF)

44

Stop Plate Tectonics

 

a classic from geology departments everywhere

Posted by: garrett at January 19, 2013 02:15 PM (PrFxd)

45 Coexist, man.  Like, why can't we all just get along?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 19, 2013 02:16 PM (vpQ1M)

46 Of all the things I've lost, my mind is the thing I miss the most.

Posted by: George at January 19, 2013 02:17 PM (4MsUJ)

47 .
=

Posted by: 2 + 2 = 5 at January 19, 2013 02:18 PM (I88Jc)

48 This summer, while in New Hampshire, I saw 'Ooops!' (the first O was the Obama O)....on a Subaru. 


I took a picture.

Posted by: Tami[/i] at January 19, 2013 02:18 PM (X6akg)

49 The "practice random senseless acts" modified sticker always amused me. Especially since the original sticker began showing up in a form that won't let you modify easily.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 19, 2013 02:18 PM (YG/LY)

50 I didn't believe it myself, but I saw a twentysomething in San Francisco driving a car with a bumper sticker promoting ManBearPig awareness.

(For those who are new to this, there was a _South Park_ episode featuring a nutty Al Gore preaching to everyone in town about the terrible threat posed by the imaginary ManBearPig, "half man, half bear, half pig", a thinly veiled allusion to Gore's "global warming" crusade.)

Posted by: torquewrench at January 19, 2013 02:18 PM (gqT4g)

51 Big News: I'm Lost, but making record time...

Posted by: M. Murcek at January 19, 2013 02:18 PM (GJUgF)

52 31 Not really a bumpersticker but I cannot stand the Christian fish/ Evolution amphibian eating a fish/ Christian fish eating an amphibian things. --- Haven't seen that one. I'm not sure what would compel someone to put it on their car, but I think the fish with legs one is clever and not particularly offensive.

Posted by: Y-not at January 19, 2013 02:18 PM (5H6zj)

53 My fave: "Jesus loves you; everybody else thinks you're an asshole."

Posted by: GuyfromNH at January 19, 2013 02:19 PM (YOe1f)

54 "Peace The Old Fashion Way" written around a picture of a BUFF

Posted by: Talibill at January 19, 2013 02:21 PM (09GrE)

55 Jesus Loves You - Everyone else thinks you are an asshole...

Posted by: M. Murcek at January 19, 2013 02:21 PM (GJUgF)

56 Years ago but still a keeper: "Ted Kennedy has killed more innocent people with his car then I have with my guns." **** Back when Florida was pushing seat-belt laws, Bundy was sitting on death row. I saw a bumper ticker which read I'll strap on my seat-belt when Bundy does. Stupid, but memorable.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 19, 2013 02:21 PM (piMMO)

57 You hardly ever see the Baby on Board signs any longer. Those sort of annoyed me b/c they seemed to imply that if it weren't for the presence of a baby, it's cool to ram other vehicles.

Posted by: Y-not at January 19, 2013 02:21 PM (5H6zj)

58 Jesus saves, passes to Gretzky, he shoots, he scores!

Posted by: tcn at January 19, 2013 02:21 PM (VLG62)

59 An oldie: Picture of Bill and Hillary with the text. "Dual Air Bags."

Posted by: Peregrine Took, Hobbit S.O.B. at January 19, 2013 02:22 PM (erlzv)

60 ILLITERATE?
Write for free help.

Posted by: MATHMAN at January 19, 2013 02:22 PM (Ohszj)

61 Buck Ofama...on a car driven by a 30 y/o.black.guy.

Posted by: Lauren at January 19, 2013 02:22 PM (wsGWu)

62 Where you at? Bumper sticker: "My name isn't 'at' "

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at January 19, 2013 02:22 PM (P3dtw)

63 REVOLUTION (Ron Paul) bumper stickers annoy me and I find they tend to correlate with rude drivers.

Posted by: Y-not at January 19, 2013 02:22 PM (5H6zj)

64 58 Jesus saves, passes to Gretzky, he shoots, he scores! Posted by: tcn at January 19, 2013 06:21 PM (VLG62) Jesus Saves At Baghdad Savings!

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 19, 2013 02:23 PM (YG/LY)

65 My kid sold your honor student meth

Posted by: M. Murcek at January 19, 2013 02:23 PM (GJUgF)

66 My favorite is the one I made for a group of buddies. It's a copy of the sticker on Woody Guthrie's guitar. "THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS!" Although I haven't run over any nazis with my Jeep just yet, I live in hope.

Posted by: Jordan at January 19, 2013 02:23 PM (Hz1zc)

67

I told this story once here already...

 

I saw a Ford F-650 with extra shiny parts, huge wheels, etc. etc. and so forth...

 

...with a green energy bumpersticker on it.

 

I laughed and laughed.

Posted by: Mama AJ at January 19, 2013 02:23 PM (SUKHu)

68 REVOLUTION (Ron Paul) bumper stickers annoy me and I find they tend to correlate with rude drivers. *** The one's with the emphasis as such: REVOLUTION ? Awful.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 19, 2013 02:24 PM (piMMO)

69 Obligatory LI post: Link in Nic.

Posted by: tsrblke at January 19, 2013 02:24 PM (GaqMa)

70 Horn broken, watch for finger. Keep honking, I'm reloading. Imagine whirled peas. Use an accordion, go to jail. That's the law. Save the planet, kill yourself. I'm killing the Earth! This vehicle stops for no apparent reason.

Posted by: Anonymous Coward at January 19, 2013 02:24 PM (Vtggp)

71 My personal favorite is on my car now:

Except for ending fascism, slavery and communism, war had  never solved anything.

Posted by: tcn at January 19, 2013 02:24 PM (VLG62)

72

"Happiness is a belt fed weapon"

 Or these on my truck: "I work hard so Obama voters don't have to",

"Here's an idea: buy your own insurance"

Posted by: Talibill at January 19, 2013 02:25 PM (09GrE)

73 >>65 My kid sold your honor student meth I like the "My border collie is smarter than your honor student" ones.

Posted by: Y-not at January 19, 2013 02:25 PM (5H6zj)

74

Peace...through superior firepower.

 

Gun Control is being able to hit the target.

Posted by: Invictus at January 19, 2013 02:25 PM (OQpzc)

75 *had* should be *has*

Posted by: tcn at January 19, 2013 02:25 PM (VLG62)

76 "My kid was inmate od the month at the county jail"

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at January 19, 2013 02:25 PM (P3dtw)

77 70 Horn broken, watch for finger. Keep honking, I'm reloading. ---- LOL!

Posted by: Y-not at January 19, 2013 02:25 PM (5H6zj)

78

And on the honor student front - I feel sorry (sort of) for people who put "My (name your doggie's breed) is smarter than your honor student" stickers on their cars.

 

Agility assholes I don't feel sorry for at all.

Posted by: M. Murcek at January 19, 2013 02:26 PM (GJUgF)

79 I'm 50% tolerant: Female on female = good. Male on male = bad.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at January 19, 2013 02:26 PM (ZOf1l)

80 >>The one's with the emphasis as such: REVOLUTION ? Yes. With the backwards E.

Posted by: Y-not at January 19, 2013 02:26 PM (5H6zj)

81 My personal favorite: "no fat chicks"

Posted by: Talibill at January 19, 2013 02:26 PM (09GrE)

82 "My favorite Fortune Cookie of all-time would also make a good bumper sticker. "That Wasn't Chicken."

That was a Sauza Tequila ad. I remember this because I did an ad with a similar joke, and before theirs ran, mine resulted in protests and bomb threats.

Posted by: Zippity Doo Dah at January 19, 2013 02:26 PM (E55AK)

83 And of course, the obligatory:


"Alaska girls kick ass."


Complete with Alaska flag and driver with attitude.

Posted by: tcn at January 19, 2013 02:26 PM (VLG62)

84 Obligatory LI post: Link in Nic. *** HA! They must be so confused!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 19, 2013 02:27 PM (piMMO)

85 Again: "My kid was inmate of the month at the county jail"

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at January 19, 2013 02:27 PM (P3dtw)

86 Two favorites;

"Stop tailgating me or I'll flick a booger on your windshield"

and

"If you're going to ride my ass, at least pull my hair"

Posted by: kbdabear at January 19, 2013 02:27 PM (wwsoB)

87 Adapt, Migrate or Die!

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at January 19, 2013 02:27 PM (Qxdfp)

88 On my SUV "unmutual" (in the proper font) Sums up my attitude towards the world in one word. And if someone doesn't get the reference, the NRA Life Member and Gadsden flag stickers should get the message through.

Posted by: Long Time Lurker at January 19, 2013 02:27 PM (RnDj1)

89 I feel sorry (sort of) for people who put "My (name your doggie's breed) is smarter than your honor student" stickers on their cars. --- Why?

Posted by: Y-not at January 19, 2013 02:27 PM (5H6zj)

90 81 My personal favorite: "no fat chicks"

Posted by: Talibill at January 19, 2013 06:26 PM (09GrE)


Gas, grass or ass--nobody rides for free.

Posted by: tcn at January 19, 2013 02:27 PM (VLG62)

91 What Would Beowulf Do? http://www.cafepress.com/mf/24103506/what-would-beowulf-do-bumper_bumper-sticker A nice little daily reminder to kick ass, and if necessary, rip off someone's arm and hang it from a roofbeam. I also have a "What Would Titus Pullo Do" t-shirt, but that's for special occasions.

Posted by: Rosa E. at January 19, 2013 02:28 PM (IKVkI)

92 My personal favorite: "no fat chicks" *** On 18-wheelers: Ass, gas, or grass. Nobody rides for free.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 19, 2013 02:28 PM (piMMO)

93 Ass, gas or grass, no one rides for free.

Posted by: Invictus at January 19, 2013 02:28 PM (OQpzc)

94 War is not the Answer
It's the Solution

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at January 19, 2013 02:28 PM (Qxdfp)

95 Gas, grass or ass--nobody rides for free. *** beat me to it!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 19, 2013 02:28 PM (piMMO)

96 I (heart) .308

Posted by: Dept. of Accuracy Dept. at January 19, 2013 02:29 PM (MhA4j)

97 I  saw a FAP NATION sticker.

Posted by: USS Diversity at January 19, 2013 02:29 PM (MPjT8)

98 "Don't worry what other people think - they don't do it very often."

Posted by: kanyewest at January 19, 2013 02:29 PM (VGo/P)

99 If This Van's Rockin'
Call the Police!

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at January 19, 2013 02:29 PM (Qxdfp)

100

 

I saw this in the back of a pick-up...not a bumper sticker...but a print-out, taped to the back window:

 

"Be nice to your Mother -- She was punished with a baby."

 

Posted by: wheatie at January 19, 2013 02:29 PM (fH4X9)

101

"Shoot Me I'm A Fiddler Crab"

Yes, on a bumper sticker.

It's from Daffy Duck in "Rabbit Season, Duck Season" with Bugs and Elmer. I thought it was called "Open Season" but idk...

Posted by: 5Cats at January 19, 2013 02:29 PM (EbYrW)

102 Jesus saves at Menards

Posted by: Ed Wood VS Godzilla at January 19, 2013 02:29 PM (obHYs)

103 "If you run you'll just die tired" with a sniper logo next to it.

Posted by: Talibill at January 19, 2013 02:29 PM (09GrE)

104 My personal favorite: "no fat chicks"

Posted by: Talibill at January 19, 2013 06:26 PM (09GrE)

 

Fat chicks are comforable. I love them.

Posted by: Invictus at January 19, 2013 02:29 PM (OQpzc)

105 Jeez if you love Honkus

Posted by: jayincognito at January 19, 2013 02:29 PM (zBTlS)

106 http://behance.vo.llnwd.net/profiles7/535938/projects/1763950/36ee9e6b8a3012015f7d85dd5a41c9a8.jpg

Posted by: Tweet at January 19, 2013 02:30 PM (7aMPH)

107 Don't Privatize, Socialize, made me almost run a grandmother of the road.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at January 19, 2013 02:30 PM (NzBQO)

108 Seen on a creepy old van: "don't laugh...your daughter could be in here"

Posted by: Christmasghost at January 19, 2013 02:30 PM (CkK+I)

109 Allah sucks

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at January 19, 2013 02:30 PM (P3dtw)

110 Every time I see a car with "Well Behaved Women Never Made History" (or similarly worded tripe) I feel like rear-ending it and saying "I wasn't being well behaved; I'm sure you understand" and driving away.

Posted by: Captain Hate at January 19, 2013 02:30 PM (VLT38)

111 If God didn't want us to eat meat, then why'd He make it so tasty?

Posted by: Meaticus at January 19, 2013 02:30 PM (299Jt)

112 Tweet has embiggened us

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 19, 2013 02:30 PM (piMMO)

113 Why? Because it's a DOG.  If it's 1/2 as smart as an autistic child, it's a very smart dog.  People who humanize hounds need therapy.

Posted by: M. Murcek at January 19, 2013 02:30 PM (GJUgF)

114 CAPITALIST bumper sticker can be found on amazon from "Big Cat Sticker Shack."

Can't link for some reason.

Posted by: filbert at January 19, 2013 02:30 PM (NaNKB)

115 Another all time favorite;

http://tinyurl.com/atl444b

Posted by: kbdabear at January 19, 2013 02:31 PM (wwsoB)

116 Via twitter: http://www.pagunblog.com/2013/01/19/eastern-sports-outdoors-show-loses-major-sponsor/

Posted by: Y-not at January 19, 2013 02:31 PM (5H6zj)

117 Om my truck Yuppies Nightmare.

Posted by: Clemenza at January 19, 2013 02:31 PM (x59Gv)

118 "PETA: People Eating Tasty Animals"

Posted by: Talibill at January 19, 2013 02:31 PM (09GrE)

119 Why? Because it's a DOG. If it's 1/2 as smart as an autistic child, it's a very smart dog. People who humanize hounds need therapy. *** How do you feel about kittehs?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 19, 2013 02:31 PM (piMMO)

120 I still like:

"Hang up and drive."

Posted by: tcn at January 19, 2013 02:31 PM (VLG62)

121 Of course there's:
Meat is Murder
Tasty, Tasty Murder.

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at January 19, 2013 02:32 PM (Qxdfp)

122 I was once behind a Toyota pickup that had all the letters blacked out except the "yo" with "bitch" written beside it.

Posted by: Captain Hate at January 19, 2013 02:32 PM (VLT38)

123 Unborn Children have Rights.

Posted by: Clemenza at January 19, 2013 02:33 PM (x59Gv)

124 113 Why? Because it's a DOG. If it's 1/2 as smart as an autistic child, it's a very smart dog. People who humanize hounds need therapy. ------ You're wrapped too tight. I always wonder about the Honor Student stickers. It's not that big of an achievement (should be able to get it every semester) and it's not the parent's achievement. But that's just me.

Posted by: Y-not at January 19, 2013 02:33 PM (5H6zj)

125 "If Meat is Murder, Call Me O.J"

"Stop Bumping My Elbow with Your Boobs"

Posted by: kbdabear at January 19, 2013 02:33 PM (wwsoB)

126

"How Am I Driving? 1-800-EAT-SHIT."

 

Always gets a laugh.

Posted by: rrpjr at January 19, 2013 02:33 PM (kP+l4)

127 Meat is Murder Tasty, Tasty Murder **** Yum

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 19, 2013 02:33 PM (piMMO)

128 #108 Don't laugh--You're daughter IS in here!

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at January 19, 2013 02:33 PM (P3dtw)

129 "I know a lot of things, some of which aren't true"

Posted by: Not an Artist at January 19, 2013 02:33 PM (uRumV)

130 If you know english thank a teacher
If you speak english thank a soldier

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at January 19, 2013 02:34 PM (NzBQO)

131 Hippies are living proof that some cowboys fuck sheep.

Posted by: M. Murcek at January 19, 2013 02:34 PM (GJUgF)

132 >>If you speak english thank a soldier Yeah, I like that one, too.

Posted by: Y-not at January 19, 2013 02:34 PM (5H6zj)

133 I always wonder about the Honor Student stickers. It's not that big of an achievement (should be able to get it every semester) and it's not the parent's achievement. But that's just me. **** Bernie Mack had an episode about them. It wasn't the parent, it was the child that wanted to brag. The "mom" wanted nothing to do with it on her BMW. She lost the fight in the end.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 19, 2013 02:34 PM (piMMO)

134 "If Obama was the answer, it was a stupid question."

Posted by: Burn the Witch at January 19, 2013 02:34 PM (ROv35)

135 Soldiers don't have rights. They gave them up so you could have yours.

Posted by: Invictus at January 19, 2013 02:35 PM (OQpzc)

136 I just put this one on my car.

http://shop.modernmusket.com/Molon-Labe-Decal-AK-version-MMDAK.htm

Posted by: TC at January 19, 2013 02:35 PM (ygAxO)

137 DOGS AGAINST ROMNEY

Posted by: gigg at January 19, 2013 02:35 PM (dDD3H)

138 "I'll come back there and honk your horn if you come up here and start my car"

Posted by: 666weareelgion at January 19, 2013 02:35 PM (kyuae)

139 The founder of Sonny's BBQ has an Obama sticker on his truck: One Big Ass Mistake America

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 19, 2013 02:36 PM (piMMO)

140 Zombies for Obama

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at January 19, 2013 02:36 PM (P3dtw)

141 I like Wag More, Bark Less, but I'm one of those freaks who loves their dogs.

Posted by: Y-not at January 19, 2013 02:36 PM (5H6zj)

142 "My Other Car Has Been Repossessed"

Posted by: kbdabear at January 19, 2013 02:37 PM (wwsoB)

143

How do you feel about kittehs?

 

My kitteh hangs out with your autistic child.  They are solving the fusion problem together

Posted by: M. Murcek at January 19, 2013 02:37 PM (GJUgF)

144 OBAMA ATE MY DOG

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at January 19, 2013 02:37 PM (P3dtw)

145 UGH I got so pissed typing it I did not add ... TFG ate dog!!!! You stupid fuck. I swear next time I see someone getting into a car with that sticker I fully intend to remind them that Obarkus ate dog constantly.

Posted by: gigg at January 19, 2013 02:37 PM (dDD3H)

146 I always liked "Kinky is a feather. Perverted is the whole chicken."

Posted by: Buddha at January 19, 2013 02:37 PM (8NlUk)

147 My fave, and we're going back to the 60s here, but it still applies, was always "Question Authority" . . . actually, it probably applies more now.

How you guys doin'?

Posted by: Peaches, Pats fan for life at January 19, 2013 02:37 PM (kpCLl)

148 I laughed when I saw a "Vote Cthulu" sticker complete with tentacles on a car on the Dan Ryan expressway (IL-90) a few months ago.  It had Indiana plates.  Was it one of you morons?

Posted by: Gem at January 19, 2013 02:37 PM (zw+pb)

149

Posted by: Y-not at January 19, 2013 06:31 PM (5H6zj)

 

Good for Cabelas!

They sell a lot of stuff, not just guns...so it's nice to see them sticking with us supporters of the 2nd Am.

 

Posted by: wheatie at January 19, 2013 02:37 PM (fH4X9)

150 Nuke The Gay Whales For Jesus

F*ck You You F*cking F*ck


...and my all time fave:

HONK IF YOU LOVE PEACE & QUIET

Posted by: Mikey at January 19, 2013 02:37 PM (db4pz)

151 Jesus saves.  Everyone else takes 6 damage.

Posted by: Some1 at January 19, 2013 02:37 PM (X7qSe)

152 Dogs are the definition of unconditional love. Anyone who hates them is a souless asshole servant of Satan. Mohammad hated dogs.

Posted by: Invictus at January 19, 2013 02:38 PM (OQpzc)

153 138 "I'll come back there and honk your horn if you come up here and start my car" Posted by: 666weareelgion at January 19, 2013 06:35 PM

Love that one!

Posted by: kbdabear at January 19, 2013 02:38 PM (wwsoB)

154 How do you feel about kittehs? My kitteh hangs out with your autistic child. They are solving the fusion problem together **** I love the new commercial where the little cat shows up and bonds with the Autistic boy. You can see how close they are.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 19, 2013 02:38 PM (piMMO)

155 Ohhh I want an Obama ate my dog sticker for my care. Oh please I normally avoid bumber stickers but that one may make the cut.

Posted by: gigg at January 19, 2013 02:38 PM (dDD3H)

156 I saw one that said: Eve was Framed!

Posted by: Jmel at January 19, 2013 02:38 PM (9tSXa)

157 66 My favorite is the one I made for a group of buddies. It's a copy of the sticker on Woody Guthrie's guitar. "THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS!" Although I haven't run over any nazis with my Jeep just yet, I live in hope. Posted by: Jordan at January 19, 2013 06:23 PM (Hz1zc) Well if you want to achieve that just have someone else drive it and get in front of it you pathetic stain.

Posted by: Buzzion at January 19, 2013 02:38 PM (/ZIdM)

158 Eternity: smoking or no smoking

Posted by: BrianInWisconsin at January 19, 2013 02:39 PM (MsOp2)

159 "Welcome to California.  Now go home"

Posted by: Oswald at January 19, 2013 02:39 PM (5pi9n)

160

IF you'd rather be dancing / sailing / swimming / etc.

GET THE FUCK OFF THE ROAD!!!

Posted by: M. Murcek at January 19, 2013 02:39 PM (GJUgF)

161 I very subtly give people in cars with Obama, Patrick and or Warren bumper stickers the finger. If I see one near me I start tapping my fingers on the steering wheel and mostly tap the middle finger. It amuses me. It drives me crazy to see Kerry/Edwards bumper stickers left on from the 2004 election. Those fools never took them off! It's been over eight years and there are still cars in Boston with them.

Posted by: CarolT at January 19, 2013 02:39 PM (z4WKX)

162 Dogs are the definition of unconditional love. Anyone who hates them is a souless asshole servant of Satan. Mohammad hated dogs. **** It says a lot about the kind of warriors our nation produces when they will move Heaven and Earth to save the life of a dog and bring it home with them.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 19, 2013 02:39 PM (piMMO)

163 Co Exist. Fuckers need to go to Saudi were you get arrested for celebrating Christmas. Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at January 19, 2013 06:04 PM (wR+pz) Yep, that's it for mee too. That and anyone that declares themselves a "local".

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. http://tinyurl.com/ahc8poj at January 19, 2013 02:40 PM (l86i3)

164 "The West wasn't Won with Registered Guns"

Posted by: kbdabear at January 19, 2013 02:40 PM (wwsoB)

165 Been waiting 40 years for someone to ask me that question.
Reunite Gondwanaland

Posted by: Leonard Pinth-Garnell at January 19, 2013 02:41 PM (PtuJp)

166 my dad always hated "i may be slow but i'm ahead of you"

Posted by: phoenixgirl at January 19, 2013 02:41 PM (GVxQo)

167 On one of those 'Draw your own church marquee message' sites, I saw one  that read "Fucking a fat chick is not penance."

I LOLed.


Posted by: OregonMuse at January 19, 2013 02:41 PM (mHjlJ)

168 Peace the old fashioned way. The peace sign is made from the silhouette of a B-52.

Posted by: Rule #2 at January 19, 2013 02:41 PM (CypDC)

169 "Ted Kennedy has killed more innocent people with his car then I have with my guns."

There is a 1970s variant of this which reads:

"More people have died in Ted Kennedy's car than have died in nuclear power plants."

Posted by: torquewrench at January 19, 2013 02:41 PM (gqT4g)

170 Reunite Gondwanaland **** SWOOSH! That's the sound of it flying over my head.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 19, 2013 02:41 PM (piMMO)

171 my favorite is "visualize whirled peas"

Posted by: phoenixgirl at January 19, 2013 02:41 PM (GVxQo)

172 ~ sigh ~ _

Posted by: BumperStickerist at January 19, 2013 02:41 PM (RuUvx)

173 Yeah, wheatie, Cabela's is smart. >>How you guys doin'? OK. A little bored. Mostly, going a bit nuts from watery eyes. We get thermal inversions here so the air quality tends to be bad in the cold winter days. Any big plans for the big game tomorrow peaches?

Posted by: Y-not at January 19, 2013 02:42 PM (5H6zj)

174 Perfect (alas!) for too, too many drivers: I MIGHT BE SLOW, BUT I'M AHEAD OF YOU

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 19, 2013 02:42 PM (C8mVl)

175 "Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms should be a convenience store, not a government agency"

Posted by: kbdabear at January 19, 2013 02:42 PM (wwsoB)

176 "Jesus loves you.  The rest of us?  Not so much."

Posted by: Peaches, Pats fan for life at January 19, 2013 02:42 PM (kpCLl)

177 For advocacy bumper stickers, I like the Abortion Stops a Beating Heart ones.

Posted by: Y-not at January 19, 2013 02:43 PM (5H6zj)

178 NO FAT CHICKS, generally stuck on a truck driven by a fat dude.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. http://tinyurl.com/ahc8poj at January 19, 2013 02:43 PM (l86i3)

179 I've been sitting in front of the t.v. for too long when I want to buy the Neat Desk Scanner.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 19, 2013 02:43 PM (piMMO)

180 My other car is a SPLL.

Posted by: lincolntf at January 19, 2013 02:43 PM (ZshNr)

181 Reunite Gondwanaland **** SWOOSH! That's the sound of it flying over my head. Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 19, 2013 06:41 PM (piMMO) Gondwanaland was an super-continent that existed many millions of years ago.

Posted by: eman at January 19, 2013 02:44 PM (tBnjP)

182 22 Empty tubes. A mushroom cloud on the horizon, and it is Miller time.

Posted by: Invictus at January 19, 2013 02:44 PM (OQpzc)

183 Any big plans for the big game tomorrow peaches?

Posted by: Y-not at January 19, 2013 06:42 PM (5H6zj)


The plan is to win, Y-not.  To smite Ray Lewis the way 99.9 percent of MoronNation would wish to see him smited (smitten??).  However, I am wearing my Pats shirt today just in case I can't next week.  Ya just  never know.

Posted by: Peaches, Pats fan for life at January 19, 2013 02:44 PM (kpCLl)

184 Save The Whales

Posted by: Meghan McCain at January 19, 2013 02:44 PM (wwsoB)

185 No. that's not a bumper sticker.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 19, 2013 02:44 PM (piMMO)

186 hate anything rainbow

Posted by: phoenixgirl at January 19, 2013 02:44 PM (GVxQo)

187 My other car is a piece of shit too.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. http://tinyurl.com/ahc8poj at January 19, 2013 02:44 PM (l86i3)

188

I don't hate dogs.  I also don't think they are anywhere near as smart as sub-average intelligence humans.  I might be wrong, but I'm not an asshole.

 

Asshole...

Posted by: M. Murcek at January 19, 2013 02:44 PM (GJUgF)

189 Gondwanaland was an super-continent that existed many millions of years ago. **** Ok, now it's funny!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 19, 2013 02:45 PM (piMMO)

190 Legalize Physics

Posted by: Lessons from the Ceramic Throne at January 19, 2013 02:45 PM (Qb7IZ)

191 I thought that was Pangea (sp?)

Posted by: Burn the Witch at January 19, 2013 02:46 PM (ROv35)

192 One of my old faves was, "My favorite team is (whoever the fuck) and whoever's playing Denver." 

Posted by: Peaches, Pats fan for life at January 19, 2013 02:46 PM (kpCLl)

193 "Insured by Smith and Wesson"

Posted by: kbdabear at January 19, 2013 02:46 PM (wwsoB)

194 I don't hate dogs. I also don't think they are anywhere near as smart as sub-average intelligence humans. I might be wrong, but I'm not an asshole. Asshole... Posted by: M. Murcek at January 19, 2013 06:44 PM (GJUgF) Dogs have the intelligence of the average two year old, or liberal, however you want to look at it.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. http://tinyurl.com/ahc8poj at January 19, 2013 02:46 PM (l86i3)

195 chuckle whenever i see a pot leaf sticker on the back of a car

Posted by: phoenixgirl at January 19, 2013 02:47 PM (GVxQo)

196 I don't hate dogs. I also don't think they are anywhere near as smart as sub-average intelligence humans.

Clearly you have not spent any time in either California or Washington, DC.  Just sayin'

Posted by: Peaches, Pats fan for life at January 19, 2013 02:47 PM (kpCLl)

197 i hate those family stickers

Posted by: phoenixgirl at January 19, 2013 02:47 PM (GVxQo)

198 The world is divided into two kinds of people: Those who want something that eats its own turds to lick your face - and all the rest of us

Posted by: M. Murcek at January 19, 2013 02:47 PM (GJUgF)

199 I thought that was Pangea (sp?) Posted by: Burn the Witch at January 19, 2013 06:46 PM (ROv35) I think Pangea existed before Gondwanaland and was bigger.

Posted by: eman at January 19, 2013 02:47 PM (tBnjP)

200 Asshole...

Posted by: M. Murcek at January 19, 2013 06:44 PM (GJUgF)

 

What makes you feel you need to strike back at dog lovers? Do you torture puppies?

Posted by: Invictus at January 19, 2013 02:48 PM (OQpzc)

201 Go Pathers Go, and take the Hornets with you

Posted by: TC at January 19, 2013 02:48 PM (ygAxO)

202 i hate those family stickers ***** I saw a van a few days ago with what seemed like 10 family members and then they also had stickers for their pets.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 19, 2013 02:48 PM (piMMO)

203 >>197 i hate those family stickers Yeah, they aren't my favorites.

Posted by: Y-not at January 19, 2013 02:48 PM (5H6zj)

204 I saw a van a few days ago with what seemed like 10 family members and then they also had stickers for their pets. ----- Why didn't you stop by while you were in Utah?

Posted by: Y-not at January 19, 2013 02:48 PM (5H6zj)

205 This one from the 70's: NUKE THE GAY BLACK WHALE

Posted by: Cricket at January 19, 2013 02:49 PM (2ArJQ)

206

I still recall the first time I ever saw...

"How's My Driving?  Call 1-800-EAT-SHIT"

I almost drove off the road I was laughing so hard.

Posted by: MikeW at January 19, 2013 02:49 PM (NmARk)

207 "My Religion is Loving Kindness" as the fucker cuts you off in traffic.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2013 02:49 PM (UOM48)

208 Dod-hating here is a mighty risky endeavor.

Posted by: eman at January 19, 2013 02:49 PM (tBnjP)

209 The Salt Life ones get to me. What the fuck is the Salt Life anyway? Even though I don't know what it is, I feel fairly safe in saying that the driver isn't really a practitioner.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at January 19, 2013 02:50 PM (ROv35)

210 i hate those family stickers

You never see 'em on a regular, decent car.  Only shitty ol' minivans driven by illegals.  The kind who think going 55 means they can be in the hammer lane, accruing the vicious hatred of thousands.

Posted by: Peaches, Pats fan for life at January 19, 2013 02:50 PM (kpCLl)

211 My cat has been rolling in a corpse and now wants to roll around on me. She just isn't getting why I keep trying to get her to go back outside.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 19, 2013 02:50 PM (piMMO)

212 191 I thought that was Pangea (sp?) Posted by: Burn the Witch at January 19, 2013 06:46 PM (ROv35) Gondwanaland was one of the super continents post Pangea. I I think it was South America Africa and Antarctica.

Posted by: Buzzion at January 19, 2013 02:50 PM (/ZIdM)

213 *sigh* Dog-hating. *sigh*

Posted by: eman at January 19, 2013 02:50 PM (tBnjP)

214 "How's My Driving? Call 1-800-EAT-SHIT"



Saw that one in the ATL years ago.  Laughed my ass off.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2013 02:50 PM (UOM48)

215 "decolores" that sticker used to bug me

Posted by: phoenixgirl at January 19, 2013 02:50 PM (GVxQo)

216 Right now I have an unusually large number of stickers on my car (for me). I have a Sundance decal (just because it was pretty and we live near there), a university decal (not for my alma maters, but for the school where my hsuband works), a "Wag More, Bark Less" sticker, and a "Got Collie?" decal.

Posted by: Y-not at January 19, 2013 02:51 PM (5H6zj)

217 My cat has been rolling in a corpse and now wants to roll around on me. Well good Christ, if you wern't so lazy and would bury them deeper..........

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. http://tinyurl.com/ahc8poj at January 19, 2013 02:51 PM (l86i3)

218 I don't get the whole "In memoriam" thing

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at January 19, 2013 02:51 PM (P3dtw)

219 #148

That is usually accompanied by the tag line, "Why settle for the lesser evil?"

Posted by: epobirs at January 19, 2013 02:51 PM (kcfmt)

220 and trucks with mexican drivers and the hats, or steers, or horse stickers signifying what mexican state they were from

Posted by: phoenixgirl at January 19, 2013 02:51 PM (GVxQo)

221 The Salt Life ones get to me. What the fuck is the Salt Life anyway? Even though I don't know what it is, I feel fairly safe in saying that the driver isn't really a practitioner. **** Here in Florida, the meaning is pretty clear. Plus, they are usually accompanied by a fishing or surfing sticker. What would be great would be to see one in Utah.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 19, 2013 02:51 PM (piMMO)

222 210 i hate those family stickers



Saw a great one a few months ago:  My zombie family ate your stick figure family

Next to that one was: Obama, proof idiots shouldn't vote

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2013 02:52 PM (UOM48)

223 EARTH FIRST!
We'll strip mine the other planets later.

A billboard somewhere in Canada advertising a restaurant:
There's plenty of room for all of God's creatures.
Right next to the mashed potatoes.

Posted by: Frozenstiff at January 19, 2013 02:52 PM (4/gu9)

224 Jesus is Coming. Look busy.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at January 19, 2013 02:52 PM (yiIja)

225 fouth virginia i've concluded that they used insurance money to purchase the vehicle

Posted by: phoenixgirl at January 19, 2013 02:52 PM (GVxQo)

226 I saw a "Proud of My Conservative Values" on a car the other day.  Good on ya, mate.

Posted by: Gem at January 19, 2013 02:52 PM (zw+pb)

227 Jesus is Coming. Look busy. Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at January 19, 2013 06:52 PM (yiIja) LOL

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. http://tinyurl.com/ahc8poj at January 19, 2013 02:52 PM (l86i3)

228 I don't get the whole "In memoriam" thing

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at January 19, 2013 06:51 PM (P3dtw)


OMG, yes!!!  And they are not small and subtle, they are HUGE.  I have never really understood how people go there.

Posted by: Peaches, Pats fan for life at January 19, 2013 02:52 PM (kpCLl)

229 Well good Christ, if you wern't so lazy and would bury them deeper.......... *** I'll remember this for next time.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 19, 2013 02:53 PM (piMMO)

230 Well good Christ, if you wern't so lazy and would bury them deeper.......... *** I'll remember this for next time.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 19, 2013 02:53 PM (piMMO)

231 >>Saw a great one a few months ago: My zombie family ate your stick figure family >>224 Jesus is Coming. Look busy. Both excellent!

Posted by: Y-not at January 19, 2013 02:53 PM (5H6zj)

232 >>Saw a great one a few months ago: My zombie family ate your stick figure family >>224 Jesus is Coming. Look busy. Both excellent!

Posted by: Y-not at January 19, 2013 02:53 PM (5H6zj)

233

Invictus:

1) Your nym is based on a shitty movie.

2) I don't strike back at dog lovers, I strike back at people who call me asshole.

 

Asshole...

 

Posted by: M. Murcek at January 19, 2013 02:53 PM (GJUgF)

234 And here I thought Gondwanaland was a hidden elf city during the First Age.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at January 19, 2013 02:53 PM (ROv35)

235

Invictus:

1) Your nym is based on a shitty movie.

2) I don't strike back at dog lovers, I strike back at people who call me asshole.

 

Asshole...

 

Posted by: M. Murcek at January 19, 2013 02:53 PM (GJUgF)

236 And here I thought Gondwanaland was a hidden elf city during the First Age.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at January 19, 2013 02:53 PM (ROv35)

237 - My Student Can Beat Up Your Honors Student _

Posted by: BumperStickerist at January 19, 2013 02:53 PM (RuUvx)

238 - My Student Can Beat Up Your Honors Student _

Posted by: BumperStickerist at January 19, 2013 02:53 PM (RuUvx)

239 On my car: "WWJCD" - What Would Jeremy Clarkson Do? next to a cut-out of his ugly mug.

I also used to have both "Are you an environmentalist or do you have a real job?", "Earth First!  We can mine the other planets later.",  and "Support the right to keep and arm bears."

Posted by: Professor Marius von Totenkopf (formerly Hoss Fuentes) at January 19, 2013 02:53 PM (aozUR)

240 On my car: "WWJCD" - What Would Jeremy Clarkson Do? next to a cut-out of his ugly mug.

I also used to have both "Are you an environmentalist or do you have a real job?", "Earth First!  We can mine the other planets later.",  and "Support the right to keep and arm bears."

Posted by: Professor Marius von Totenkopf (formerly Hoss Fuentes) at January 19, 2013 02:53 PM (aozUR)

241 IM SCHIZO AND OFF MY MEDS

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at January 19, 2013 02:53 PM (P3dtw)

242 Edited my "Corporations are not PEOPLE" sticker from citizen.org to read "Soylent Green is made out of [and left the big] PEOPLE" changed the web address to "itspeople.org"

Posted by: MiG18 at January 19, 2013 02:53 PM (7AKoR)

243 IM SCHIZO AND OFF MY MEDS

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at January 19, 2013 02:53 PM (P3dtw)

244 Edited my "Corporations are not PEOPLE" sticker from citizen.org to read "Soylent Green is made out of [and left the big] PEOPLE" changed the web address to "itspeople.org"

Posted by: MiG18 at January 19, 2013 02:53 PM (7AKoR)

245 Well good Christ, if you wern't so lazy and would bury them deeper..........

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. http://tinyurl.com/ahc8poj at January 19, 2013 06:51 PM (l86i3)

 

You'd think everyone was too poor to afford a backhoe. Amateurs. How can you run a successful motel on I10 without a backhoe?

Posted by: Invictus at January 19, 2013 02:53 PM (OQpzc)

246

   I brake for no apparent reason

Posted by: Velvet Ambition at January 19, 2013 02:53 PM (R8hU8)

247 Well good Christ, if you wern't so lazy and would bury them deeper..........

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. http://tinyurl.com/ahc8poj at January 19, 2013 06:51 PM (l86i3)

 

You'd think everyone was too poor to afford a backhoe. Amateurs. How can you run a successful motel on I10 without a backhoe?

Posted by: Invictus at January 19, 2013 02:53 PM (OQpzc)

248

   I brake for no apparent reason

Posted by: Velvet Ambition at January 19, 2013 02:53 PM (R8hU8)

249 Pangaea |panˈjēə| (also Pangea)

a supercontinent comprising all the continental crust of the earth, postulated to have existed in late Paleozoic and Mesozoic times before it broke into Gondwana and Laurasia.

Posted by: Hepcat at January 19, 2013 02:53 PM (xpzid)

250 Pangaea |panˈjēə| (also Pangea)

a supercontinent comprising all the continental crust of the earth, postulated to have existed in late Paleozoic and Mesozoic times before it broke into Gondwana and Laurasia.

Posted by: Hepcat at January 19, 2013 02:53 PM (xpzid)

251 Zombie family stickers are kinda funny. And the Star Wars or Dalek ones may or may not have made me giggle.

Posted by: Mama AJ on Fire at January 19, 2013 02:53 PM (SUKHu)

252 Zombie family stickers are kinda funny. And the Star Wars or Dalek ones may or may not have made me giggle.

Posted by: Mama AJ on Fire at January 19, 2013 02:53 PM (SUKHu)

253 221 The Salt Life ones get to me. What the fuck is the Salt Life anyway? Even though I don't know what it is, I feel fairly safe in saying that the driver isn't really a practitioner.



Hey, now.  Down here in coastal Georgia you hardly see a pick up without one. 


Salt-water fishing, okay?  Kid had one on his truck before he left.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2013 02:54 PM (UOM48)

254 221 The Salt Life ones get to me. What the fuck is the Salt Life anyway? Even though I don't know what it is, I feel fairly safe in saying that the driver isn't really a practitioner.



Hey, now.  Down here in coastal Georgia you hardly see a pick up without one. 


Salt-water fishing, okay?  Kid had one on his truck before he left.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2013 02:54 PM (UOM48)

255 I had a fortune that said: Fortune Not Found:Abort,Retry,Ignore?

Posted by: nabqrules at January 19, 2013 02:54 PM (Irq86)

256 I had a fortune that said: Fortune Not Found:Abort,Retry,Ignore?

Posted by: nabqrules at January 19, 2013 02:54 PM (Irq86)

257 You'd think everyone was too poor to afford a backhoe. Amateurs. How can you run a successful motel on I10 without a backhoe? Posted by: Invictus at January 19, 2013 06:53 PM (OQpzc) Thats all I'm sayin..........

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. http://tinyurl.com/ahc8poj at January 19, 2013 02:54 PM (l86i3)

258 You'd think everyone was too poor to afford a backhoe. Amateurs. How can you run a successful motel on I10 without a backhoe? Posted by: Invictus at January 19, 2013 06:53 PM (OQpzc) Thats all I'm sayin..........

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. http://tinyurl.com/ahc8poj at January 19, 2013 02:54 PM (l86i3)

259 No mention of Calvin pissing on whatever?

Posted by: Y-not at January 19, 2013 02:54 PM (5H6zj)

260 No mention of Calvin pissing on whatever?

Posted by: Y-not at January 19, 2013 02:54 PM (5H6zj)

261 ugh calvin pissing always irritated me

Posted by: phoenixgirl at January 19, 2013 02:55 PM (GVxQo)

262 ugh calvin pissing always irritated me

Posted by: phoenixgirl at January 19, 2013 02:55 PM (GVxQo)

263 i hate those family stickers

You never see 'em on a regular, decent car. Only shitty ol' minivans driven by illegals. The kind who think going 55 means they can be in the hammer lane, accruing the vicious hatred of thousands.

Posted by: Peaches, Pats fan for life at January 19, 2013 06:50 PM (kpCLl)


I see those and immediately think the driver is saying, "Hey, kid-touchers!"  Guess how many kidnappable children I have?"

Posted by: Professor Marius von Totenkopf (formerly Hoss Fuentes) at January 19, 2013 02:55 PM (aozUR)

264 i hate those family stickers

You never see 'em on a regular, decent car. Only shitty ol' minivans driven by illegals. The kind who think going 55 means they can be in the hammer lane, accruing the vicious hatred of thousands.

Posted by: Peaches, Pats fan for life at January 19, 2013 06:50 PM (kpCLl)


I see those and immediately think the driver is saying, "Hey, kid-touchers!"  Guess how many kidnappable children I have?"

Posted by: Professor Marius von Totenkopf (formerly Hoss Fuentes) at January 19, 2013 02:55 PM (aozUR)

265 Salt Life is a surfer thing. An announcement that the driver is a dedicated bum or finds something romantic in such people.

Posted by: epobirs at January 19, 2013 02:55 PM (kcfmt)

266 Salt Life is a surfer thing. An announcement that the driver is a dedicated bum or finds something romantic in such people.

Posted by: epobirs at January 19, 2013 02:55 PM (kcfmt)

267 I've seen people have been messing with those family stickers, secretly adding mistresses or extra children to their friends car.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at January 19, 2013 02:55 PM (NzBQO)

268 Damn! Mikey beat me...

Posted by: Cricket at January 19, 2013 02:55 PM (2ArJQ)

269 No mention of Calvin pissing on whatever? **** NO!! 244 comments before someone mentioned it!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 19, 2013 02:55 PM (piMMO)

270 "easy does it" in olde english

Posted by: phoenixgirl at January 19, 2013 02:55 PM (GVxQo)

271

IF I don't love dogs as much as you think I should, I must be a dog hater.

 

Crystal clear logic.

 

Go eat a turd...

Posted by: M. Murcek at January 19, 2013 02:56 PM (GJUgF)

272 My favorite was a Coexist with the "C" being a muslim with a bomb and all the others running to the far side of the sticker - sorta says it all. Found a copy here: http://underthehill.wordpress.com/2010/02/14/cool-bumper-sticker-c-oexist/ I tried to order some from Cafe' Express but the commies would haven non of it. I did have one mug made before they noticed

Posted by: Rob in Katy at January 19, 2013 02:56 PM (PiTBB)

273 Asshole...

Posted by: M. Murcek at January 19, 2013 06:53 PM (GJUgF)

 

My nom de blog is based on a poem, Mr. Dick For Brains.

 

Out of the night that covers me,
Black as the Pit from pole to pole,
I thank whatever gods may be
For my unconquerable soul.

In the fell clutch of circumstance
I have not winced nor cried aloud.
Under the bludgeonings of chance
My head is bloody, but unbowed.

Beyond this place of wrath and tears
Looms but the Horror of the shade,
And yet the menace of the years
Finds, and shall find, me unafraid.

It matters not how strait the gate,
How charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate:
I am the captain of my soul.

Posted by: Invictus at January 19, 2013 02:56 PM (OQpzc)

274 A Peace sign.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. http://tinyurl.com/ahc8poj at January 19, 2013 02:56 PM (l86i3)

275 One set of stickers that irritates me every time I see it is a mini van with a 'Resist Oppression' Che sticker and a gay marriage '=' sign. Yeah. Because big macho Latino Che just looooved him some fags. I have to resist the urge to find a 'homophobe' sticker and slap it up next to good old 'I like to kill the homos' Che.

Posted by: J. Random Dude at January 19, 2013 02:56 PM (72afg)

276 I see those and immediately think the driver is saying, "Hey, kid-touchers!" Guess how many kidnappable children I have?"

Posted by: Professor Marius von Totenkopf (formerly Hoss Fuentes) at January 19, 2013 06:55 PM (aozUR)


Sadly, I think it's more of a "fuck you, American taxpayer," this is how many little anchor babies you are supporting for me.

Posted by: Peaches, Pats fan for life at January 19, 2013 02:56 PM (kpCLl)

277 OT - What the hell is up with my typos today?  Just got in from hunting and haven't even had a beer yet.

Posted by: Professor Marius von Totenkopf (formerly Hoss Fuentes) at January 19, 2013 02:56 PM (aozUR)

278 ON an RX-7 driven by a good looking blonde, NC Plate:

6ULDV8

*Shwing*

Posted by: Stick at January 19, 2013 02:56 PM (hxBY5)

279 I like "Save a child: shoot a drug dealer."

But once I saw one that said "I'd rather be couponing." I mean.... really?

Posted by: CMS2004 at January 19, 2013 02:56 PM (arttL)

280 "Here in Florida, the meaning is pretty clear. Plus, they are usually accompanied by a fishing or surfing sticker." Meh, been here four years and still haven't figured it out. Haven't really cared to, but can't say that I agree that the meaning is clear. I have an idea, but it's only a guess. I can't count how many I see with just the Salt Life and no other evidence whatsoever.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at January 19, 2013 02:56 PM (ROv35)

281 I still haven't though of a homeschooling version of the honors student one. probably wouldn't put it on the car anyway, but... Oh and I still want a Starfleet Academy sticker in the back window but hubby would disown me.

Posted by: Mama AJ on Fire at January 19, 2013 02:57 PM (SUKHu)

282 OMG, yes!!! And they are not small and subtle, they are HUGE. I have never really understood how people go there. ------------------------------- I have gone on record with all of my family that if I am ever memorialized on anything that depreciates at the rate of a fucking vehicle, I will come back and haunt them off the fucking road.

Posted by: gigg at January 19, 2013 02:57 PM (dDD3H)

283 247 Salt Life is a surfer thing. An announcement that the driver is a dedicated bum or finds something romantic in such people.



Surfing?  No!  Indicates a love of all things fishing in salt water.  Nearly everyone down here has a boat and spends time out on the rivers and Atlantic.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2013 02:57 PM (UOM48)

284 Years ago but still a keeper: "Ted Kennedy has killed more innocent people with his car then I have with my guns."

Seen in Pennsylvania the year after Chappaquiddick: "Nobody Died at Three Mile Island."

Posted by: Basement Cat at January 19, 2013 02:57 PM (9b2cl)

285 WHAT IS REAL? Its so provoking. Because the not real is just as real in a way because it is defined as not real and with definition and description it is an object so in a way the not real is real and may =be justa s real. anyone else having a problem with typing in the box? and the post button is really gettig stuck. maybe its my computre but yes WHT IS REAL

Posted by: CAC at January 19, 2013 02:57 PM (niB9o)

286 Whaddya know. A lightehearted thread about bumper stickers devolves into name calling. Whoda thunk it?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 19, 2013 02:57 PM (piMMO)

287

...and my second favorite was another one from the late 60's, from NASA:

America Needs Space to Grow

Without Gondwanaland to fall back on, we gotta go someplace.

Posted by: Leonard Pinth-Garnell at January 19, 2013 02:57 PM (PtuJp)

288 Here's another one I covet: I [heart] GLUTEN

Posted by: Cricket at January 19, 2013 02:57 PM (2ArJQ)

289 Illiterate? Write for free help.

Posted by: Mama AJ on Fire at January 19, 2013 02:57 PM (SUKHu)

290 Always liked "Stop Visualizing World Peace, and Start Visualizing Using Your Turn Signal."

Posted by: MiG18 at January 19, 2013 02:58 PM (7AKoR)

291 COEXIST How I hate that sticker. The only cars I see them on are usually piles of junk driven by the predictable 20 something, probably on his/her way to their gender studies class on campus.

Posted by: Tuna at January 19, 2013 02:59 PM (M/TDA)

292 anyone else having a problem with typing in the box? and the post button is really gettig stuck. maybe its my computre

but yes WHT IS REAL

Posted by: CAC at January 19, 2013 06:57 PM (niB9o)


Dude, it's you!!!  Have another glass of chardonnay and stop fretting.  {{{CAC}}}

Posted by: Peaches, Pats fan for life at January 19, 2013 02:59 PM (kpCLl)

293 I have a "family" stick figure decal--- my late ex-wife is lying flat---holding a daisy

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at January 19, 2013 02:59 PM (P3dtw)

294 I hate the family decals as well but recently saw someone who did something about it. His set was labeled The Ass Family. Each member had an appropriate first name to go the surname Ass. Tight, Dumb, Kick, etc.

Posted by: epobirs at January 19, 2013 02:59 PM (kcfmt)

295 club tattoo

Posted by: phoenixgirl at January 19, 2013 02:59 PM (GVxQo)

296 Salt Life is a vile oppressionist organization.

Posted by: Sluggo McSnail at January 19, 2013 02:59 PM (ZshNr)

297 I saw a stick figure family on a mini-van a while back that boasted two mommies, a little girl, and two dogs and a kitteh.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2013 02:59 PM (UOM48)

298 A lightehearted thread about bumper stickers devolves into name calling.

Whoda thunk it?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 19, 2013 06:57 PM (piMMO)


Eat my balls, you insufferable ponce.

Posted by: Professor Marius von Totenkopf (formerly Hoss Fuentes) at January 19, 2013 02:59 PM (aozUR)

299 But once I saw one that said "I'd rather be couponing." I mean.... really? *** Ugh

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 19, 2013 02:59 PM (piMMO)

300

Invictus: Your nym is based on a shitty poem

 

Go eat two turds

Posted by: M. Murcek at January 19, 2013 02:59 PM (GJUgF)

301 KERRY/EDWARDS

Posted by: Cricket at January 19, 2013 02:59 PM (2ArJQ)

302 Eat my balls, you insufferable ponce. *** You first! Wait.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 19, 2013 02:59 PM (piMMO)

303 clinton/gore

Posted by: phoenixgirl at January 19, 2013 03:00 PM (GVxQo)

304 I want new stick figures...of GUNS.  Evil guns.  All kinds.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2013 03:00 PM (UOM48)

305 Seriously last comment i made took me forever to go through. Six clicks. But what is real. Also the Jesus loves you everyone else thinks youre an asshole is a good one too. Has your mind ever thought so much it could think no more andd you couldnt find a eay to unthink it back to normal thought?> Sorry thjats meandering off... J L Y E E T Y A A is a good one.

Posted by: CAC at January 19, 2013 03:00 PM (niB9o)

306

A Peace sign.

 

...with "Footprint of the American Chicken" below it. Another oldie but goodie.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at January 19, 2013 03:00 PM (yiIja)

307 All The Way With LBJ!

Posted by: Dept. of Accuracy Dept. at January 19, 2013 03:01 PM (MhA4j)

308 You first!






Wait.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 19, 2013 06:59 PM (piMMO)


See, it's an un-come-back-able insult.

Posted by: Professor Marius von Totenkopf (formerly Hoss Fuentes) at January 19, 2013 03:01 PM (aozUR)

309 282 KERRY/EDWARDS




LOL.  Husband and I actually saw one of those a couple of years ago, on a rusting, POS clown car.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2013 03:01 PM (UOM48)

310 Those three letter country of origin stickers. I can never figure them out.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. http://tinyurl.com/ahc8poj at January 19, 2013 03:01 PM (l86i3)

311 Oh, Jane, that would be awesome, a fully locked and loaded stick family.  You should totally do that, you'll be rich by sundown. 

Posted by: Peaches, Pats fan for life at January 19, 2013 03:01 PM (kpCLl)

312 "Be Alert!  The world needs more lerts."

Posted by: Gem at January 19, 2013 03:01 PM (zw+pb)

313 Oh, Jane, that would be awesome, a fully locked and loaded stick family. You should totally do that, you'll be rich by sundown.

Posted by: Peaches, Pats fan for life at January 19, 2013 07:01 PM (kpCLl)


The ninja version amuses me as well.

Posted by: Professor Marius von Totenkopf (formerly Hoss Fuentes) at January 19, 2013 03:02 PM (aozUR)

314 #264

Perhaps in your neck of the woods. Not around here.

http://www.saltlife.com/

Posted by: epobirs at January 19, 2013 03:02 PM (kcfmt)

315 292 Oh, Jane, that would be awesome, a fully locked and loaded stick family. You should totally do that, you'll be rich by sundown.

Posted by: Peaches, Pats fan for life at January 19, 2013 07:01 PM (kpCLl)




I'm actually thinking about it.  Husband is too busy trying to keep Obama from destroying his business.




I'll gladly give up the idea here to a fellow 'ron/'ette.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2013 03:02 PM (UOM48)

316 Whoda thunk it?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 19, 2013 06:57 PM (piMMO)

 

Evil dog haters can pop up anywhere.

Posted by: Invictus at January 19, 2013 03:02 PM (OQpzc)

317 Somebody in my work parking lot has a little sticker with a shamrock that reads "O'Bama".

Posted by: USS Diversity at January 19, 2013 03:03 PM (MPjT8)

318 So where did this asshole-du-jour come from?  The troll quality is truly deplorable in the age of obarky . . .

Posted by: Peaches, Pats fan for life at January 19, 2013 03:03 PM (kpCLl)

319 OBX, ,13.1, 26.2, COD

Posted by: lincolntf at January 19, 2013 03:03 PM (ZshNr)

320 282 Those are big in NC.

Posted by: Tuna at January 19, 2013 03:03 PM (M/TDA)

321 Did I just hear Panetta saying how, after 9/11, we made it clear that nobody could ever attack the U.S. and get away with it? He's joking. Right?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 19, 2013 03:03 PM (piMMO)

322 #291

The car might have actually been there at some point. A lot of places require them. Then they mutated into an identity declaration thing.

Posted by: epobirs at January 19, 2013 03:03 PM (kcfmt)

323 Back in the 80's:

Nuke The Unborn Gay/Lesbian Whales

Posted by: Esteban at January 19, 2013 03:03 PM (BFgtB)

324 There is no such thing as gravity, the earth sucks.

Posted by: lowandslow at January 19, 2013 03:04 PM (7Nq2G)

325 He's joking.

Right?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 19, 2013 07:03 PM (piMMO)


More like, full of shit.

Posted by: Peaches, Pats fan for life at January 19, 2013 03:04 PM (kpCLl)

326 "Don't steal. The government doesn't like competition." I saw in a very liberal college town today-much to my surprise.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 19, 2013 03:04 PM (+qMCO)

327 I JUST WASTED YOUR TIJJE READING THIS Saw that one the other day I like the gags ones. Puns are always fun. Pc working better now had to be that. Keys aret\nt foggy and sticky anymmore. Maybe its time to get this thing checked out.

Posted by: CAC at January 19, 2013 03:04 PM (niB9o)

328 I'll gladly give up the idea here to a fellow 'ron/'ette. *** Just go to Cafe Press and work it up.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 19, 2013 03:04 PM (piMMO)

329 Eat shit.  10 million flies can't be wrong.

Posted by: pottymouth at January 19, 2013 03:04 PM (ILwW0)

330 You're just jealous that the voices only talk to me. -- t-shirt I got for hubby

Posted by: Mama AJ on Fire at January 19, 2013 03:04 PM (SUKHu)

331 Go eat two turds

Posted by: M. Murcek at January 19, 2013 06:59 PM (GJUgF)

 

Speaking of two turd, how are your parents?

Posted by: Invictus at January 19, 2013 03:04 PM (OQpzc)

332 302 Did I just hear Panetta saying how, after 9/11, we made it clear that nobody could ever attack the U.S. and get away with it?

He's joking.

Right?



Except on a U. S. Army base.  *cough* Ft. Hood *cough*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2013 03:04 PM (UOM48)

333 Go eat two turds Posted by: M. Murcek at January 19, 2013 06:59 PM (GJUgF) Speaking of two turd, how are your parents? Posted by: Invictus at January 19, 2013 07:04 PM (OQpzc) Sounds like they are shitty.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. http://tinyurl.com/ahc8poj at January 19, 2013 03:05 PM (l86i3)

334 Ted Kennedy's car killed more people than my handgun.

Posted by: pinchy migra at January 19, 2013 03:05 PM (4Nqv7)

335 I've wasted an entire afternoon/evening watching ghost crap on the Bio channel.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2013 03:05 PM (UOM48)

336 See, it's an un-come-back-able insult. *** Gimme a minute.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 19, 2013 03:05 PM (piMMO)

337

From back when bales of  pot would wash up on the beaches.

 

Save the Bales.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at January 19, 2013 03:06 PM (yiIja)

338 Late to the party.  Did I miss a troll?  *rubs hands together*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2013 03:06 PM (UOM48)

339 - For a time you could buy a Club overlay (as in the card suit). These could be pasted over the "Heart" symbol. I "Club" Dogs / I "Club" Whales ... and so forth

Posted by: BumperStickerist at January 19, 2013 03:07 PM (RuUvx)

340 Late to the party. Did I miss a troll? *rubs hands together* *** A rather inept troll

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 19, 2013 03:07 PM (piMMO)

341 Baby on BOARD..

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. http://tinyurl.com/ahc8poj at January 19, 2013 03:07 PM (l86i3)

342 Chicago bumper sticker from 1980, when the Cubs looked to be on track to beat the 1962 Mets for the highest number of games lost during the regular season: "The Cubs: Why Stop at Mediocrity When Immortality Is Just Around the Corner?"

Posted by: Basement Cat at January 19, 2013 03:07 PM (9b2cl)

343 I've just come up with a new one:

Save the Pales (with a pic of a white guy in a business suit carrying a briefcase)

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2013 03:07 PM (UOM48)

344 I can't stand: "Religion is for people who believe in hell. Spirituality is for people who have been there." Why don't they just say "My brand of spirituality is far superior to that of you you evangelical morons?" because that's what t means

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 19, 2013 03:08 PM (+qMCO)

345

Invictus:  That's playground psychotic shit and just sad.  My dad is dead and my mom is a crippled 83 year old lady who never did anything to you.  Go hug your dog or your poem or yourself and move on along, OK?

Posted by: M. Murcek at January 19, 2013 03:08 PM (GJUgF)

346 #320

There was also a screw overlay for those wanted to suggest a more affectionate bent on the part of their victim.

Posted by: epobirs at January 19, 2013 03:08 PM (kcfmt)

347 "If Jesus had a gun, he'd be alive today." – Homer Simpson

Posted by: Mystery Meat at January 19, 2013 03:09 PM (kyzl0)

348 - Stop Me Before I Kill Again! (j/k) _

Posted by: BumperStickerist at January 19, 2013 03:09 PM (RuUvx)

349 Another one I can't stand: "Darwin loves you." Well, moron; he doesn't. He's dead e's dead

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 19, 2013 03:09 PM (+qMCO)

350 Invictus: That's playground psychotic shit and just sad. My dad is dead and my mom is a crippled 83 year old lady who never did anything to you. Go hug your dog or your poem or yourself and move on along, OK? **** Lighten up, Francis.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 19, 2013 03:09 PM (piMMO)

351 Baby in trunk, with little arm sticking out.

Posted by: M. Murcek at January 19, 2013 03:09 PM (GJUgF)

352 Saw a lime green Volkswagen bug with a 'Jesus is a Liberal' bumpersticker.


My friend stopped me from running the stupid bitch off the road.

Posted by: Tami[/i] at January 19, 2013 03:09 PM (X6akg)

353 "My religion is loving kindness"

Translated:  Unless I disagree with you, in which case I'll turn you over to Lord Obama for public humiliation and execution.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2013 03:09 PM (UOM48)

354 Lemmings for Obama

Posted by: thunderb at January 19, 2013 03:09 PM (Dnbau)

355 My friend stopped me from running the stupid bitch off the road. **** An you still call them "friend"?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 19, 2013 03:10 PM (piMMO)

356 324 Speaking of pale, where's Sarah Palin been lately. Haven't heard a peep since the election?

Posted by: Tuna at January 19, 2013 03:10 PM (M/TDA)

357 #316 Ghosts are assholes. Lived with one, having a sensitive wife made it more irritating. Altough I think I have a theory on ghosts,,,

Posted by: CAC at January 19, 2013 03:10 PM (niB9o)

358 Altough I think I have a theory on ghosts,,, *** NOOOOOOOO!!!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 19, 2013 03:11 PM (piMMO)

359 I've wasted an entire afternoon/evening watching ghost crap on the Bio channel.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2013 07:05 PM (UOM4


It's payback for when they watch you fap. 

Posted by: Peaches, Pats fan for life at January 19, 2013 03:11 PM (kpCLl)

360 - MY HUMMER HAS A BUMPER BIG ENOUGH FOR ME TO TELL YOU "F_CK OFF, ECO-WEENIE" WITHOUT YOU HAVING TO SQUINT - In 36 point type

Posted by: BumperStickerist at January 19, 2013 03:11 PM (RuUvx)

361 338 #316
Ghosts are assholes.
Lived with one, having a sensitive wife made it more irritating.

Altough I think I have a theory on ghosts,,,

Posted by: CAC at January 19, 2013 07:10 PM (niB9o




CAC, that was an epic post.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2013 03:11 PM (UOM48)

362 #333

The followup to that is, "If we can nail one hippie to a tree, why not all of them?" Added to the bumper while the owner isn't looking.

Posted by: epobirs at January 19, 2013 03:11 PM (kcfmt)

363 Oh, hey, OT, but did you all see that our Miss Tammy dropped in last night for about 2 seconds?  Did my heart good.

Posted by: Peaches, Pats fan for life at January 19, 2013 03:12 PM (kpCLl)

364 Two ghosts walk into a bar. No one sees them. They leave.

Posted by: eman at January 19, 2013 03:12 PM (tBnjP)

365 >>gay marriage '=' sign I see those from time to time and I think, What in heck are you doing in Utah?

Posted by: Y-not at January 19, 2013 03:12 PM (5H6zj)

366 Invictus: That's playground psychotic shit and just sad. My dad is dead and my mom is a crippled 83 year old lady who never did anything to you. Go hug your dog or your poem or yourself and move on along, OK?

Posted by: M. Murcek at January 19, 2013 07:08 PM (GJUgF)

 

How do you think your parental unit's failings efffected your  dislike of God's gift to man? I think they don't matter, and you can't blame your obvious charcter flaw on them. You can't guilt me. Nice try though.

Posted by: Invictus at January 19, 2013 03:12 PM (OQpzc)

367 310 --- "Eat shit. 10 million flies can't be wrong." Posted by: pottymouth at January 19, 2013 07:04 PM (ILwW0) Hmmm. How many people voted for Obama? Oughta use that number!

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 19, 2013 03:12 PM (C8mVl)

368 Trash truck seen in Colorado Springs: "Satisfaction Guaranteed or Double Your Trash Back"

Posted by: Double Trouble at January 19, 2013 03:12 PM (299Jt)

369 SLAYER!

Posted by: garrett at January 19, 2013 06:13 PM (PrFxd)


That's always appropriate.

Posted by: Here at January 19, 2013 03:13 PM (2rucj)

370 Saw one on a car with front end damage that said "So many pedestrians, so little time". The sticker was on the damaged panel, not the bumper. Made me lol!

Posted by: Ninja please at January 19, 2013 03:13 PM (wSz7d)

371 Celebrity Ghost Stories is on:  Alan Thicke.  I think he bored his ghost to death(er).

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2013 03:13 PM (UOM48)

372 I hate all of the Calvin pissing stickers.  Because Calvin & Hobbes is pretty much the only comic strip that hasn't been officially merchandised.  The author passed on the money on principle, asserting he only wanted the characters to live inside the strip itself.  So other than books of strips, nuthin.

And these retarded bastards pick Calvin for their sick little pissing contest gags.

Posted by: John Morris at January 19, 2013 03:13 PM (YhRJW)

373 Lighten Up.

Posted by: SGT Hulka at January 19, 2013 03:13 PM (RuUvx)

374 My fave from years ago when Rev. Jesse Jackson was running:  "Run, Jesse, Run!" 

One the front bumper of a car.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2013 03:14 PM (UOM48)

375

A personal fave:

 

My ex-wife's other car is a broom.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at January 19, 2013 03:14 PM (yiIja)

376 Earth First!
We'll log the other planets later.

Once you hug a logger you'll never go back to trees.

Back in the mid-80's in LA there was a random freeway shooter at work and I saw a sticker that said: "Honk if you wanna get shot."

Posted by: whenuboilitdown at January 19, 2013 03:14 PM (H44Q3)

377 My fave from years ago when Rev. Jesse Jackson was running: "Run, Jesse, Run!"

One the front bumper of a car.

roflmao

Posted by: Peaches, Pats fan for life at January 19, 2013 03:15 PM (kpCLl)

378 334-Excellent translation, Jane. in trunk with arm sticking out

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 19, 2013 03:15 PM (+qMCO)

379 The knockoff "praying Calvin" stickers are just as bad.

Posted by: boulder hobo at January 19, 2013 03:15 PM (tYOW0)

380 Along the lines of the trash truck one, seen at the Titan Missile Museum in Green Valley, AZ: Delivery in 35 minutes guaranteed, or YOUR NEXT ONE IS FREE!

Posted by: M. Murcek at January 19, 2013 03:16 PM (GJUgF)

381 *** NOOOOOOOO!!! Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Ho I think i wrote that backwards. my theory was ghosts were assholes. it was published ona respected peer-reviewed log.

Posted by: CAC at January 19, 2013 03:16 PM (niB9o)

382 Fenelon, you get the barrel second one on the left, aisle B

Posted by: boulder hobo at January 19, 2013 03:16 PM (tYOW0)

383 How about some Soul Train? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FW9x7OkwpxA

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 19, 2013 03:16 PM (piMMO)

384 I still love "Visualize Whirled Peas". Every time I see one I LOL. Also like "How's My Driving? Call 1-800-EAT-SHIT". First time I saw one was on a truck on the way to the beach in the 1980s, and my then-BF nearly ran off the road laughing. The ones that always slay me are the parodies of the do-gooder ones. "My kid can beat up your Honor Student" kind of thing.

Posted by: rockmom at January 19, 2013 03:17 PM (O/Ize)

385 Look, invictus, I know it's not possible to guilt a sociopath, so I wasn't even trying...

Posted by: M. Murcek at January 19, 2013 03:17 PM (GJUgF)

386 My fave from years ago when Rev. Jesse Jackson was running: "Run, Jesse, Run!" One the front bumper of a car. roflmao **** And now, years later, I am LMAO

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 19, 2013 03:18 PM (piMMO)

387 Look, invictus, I know it's not possible to guilt a sociopath, so I wasn't even trying...

Posted by: M. Murcek at January 19, 2013 07:17 PM (GJUgF)

 

Why do you hate puppies?

Posted by: Invictus at January 19, 2013 03:18 PM (OQpzc)

388 My all-time favorite bumper sticker was circa 1975 -



"Nuke the Gay Unborn Whales"

Posted by: east of nowhere at January 19, 2013 03:18 PM (MLugD)

389 CAC, what made your Ghost Post especially meaningful, we were in the car driving from ATL back to Savannah the day after the f-i-l died.  My husband read your post and all the comments to me as I drove.  I was laughing so hard I nearly killed us both.

Which would have been ironically awesome....or not.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2013 03:18 PM (UOM48)

390 I hate those stick figure "family" decals. I saw a parody one with six cartoon hands, middle finger extended. The caption said "I don't give a fuck who is in your family". About wrecked the car laughing.

Posted by: Charts and Darts at January 19, 2013 03:20 PM (ElXcw)

391 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8vLlpJc9mW0 **** Wait. A version of Benny and the Jets you can understand. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8vLlpJc9mW0

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 19, 2013 03:20 PM (piMMO)

392 #363-What? Sorry, my computer is doing wacky.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 19, 2013 03:20 PM (+qMCO)

393 The idiot "celebrities" on Bio ghost stories are the most boring, unbelievable, jackasses of all time.  The long........pauses.....overly dramatic.....halting....descriptions.

*gets up to change channel*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2013 03:21 PM (UOM48)

394 "Who died and made you Elvis?"

Posted by: whoever at January 19, 2013 03:22 PM (w3Xnz)

395 Long live longnecks

Posted by: Baron Von Ottomatic at January 19, 2013 03:22 PM (6WVi+)

396 374 No remote?

Posted by: Tuna at January 19, 2013 03:22 PM (M/TDA)

397 mr zog's original sex wax never spoils the best for your stick

Posted by: phoenixgirl at January 19, 2013 03:22 PM (GVxQo)

398 I feel that there are some who have not completely bought into the general tenor and tone of this particular thread.

Assholes.

Posted by: filbert at January 19, 2013 03:22 PM (NaNKB)

399 I have one that is the Obama logo and it says "Because The Media Says So"

Posted by: RedEnchiladas at January 19, 2013 03:22 PM (46nMv)

400 I brake for vegetarians.
(So I can back over them.)

Posted by: Zippity Doo Dah at January 19, 2013 03:23 PM (E55AK)

401

My brother and his friends always wrote "Moses Invests" on every "Jesus Saves" sticker.

 

The one that drives me buggy is "If you aren't outraged then you aren't paying attention".  I can appreciate the sentiment, but I resent it when it's expressed by what looks like angry middle aged bull dykes in Priuses tailgating me or cutting me off while shouting into a cell phone.

Posted by: barbarausa at January 19, 2013 03:23 PM (WWeoI)

402 377 374
No remote?


Yes.  But I don't need one.  I can change it with my mind.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2013 03:23 PM (UOM48)

403 I feel that there are some who have not completely bought into the general tenor and tone of this particular thread. Assholes. **** LOL

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 19, 2013 03:23 PM (piMMO)

404 332-LOL

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 19, 2013 03:23 PM (+qMCO)

405 worse? "coexist, hands down. best: I only saw it once, but it said this: I FOUND JESUS! he was in the trunk of my car when I got back from Tijuana

Posted by: Irving Washington at January 19, 2013 03:23 PM (vPOao)

406 COEXIST with the "CO" torn off

Posted by: weew at January 19, 2013 03:23 PM (ElfHn)

407 371 - You should like the "I don't give a shit about your grandbabies" bumper sticker then.

Posted by: M. Murcek at January 19, 2013 03:24 PM (GJUgF)

408 Actually, I just remembered my all-time fave:

DRIVE IT LIKE YOU STOLE IT!

Posted by: Peaches, Pats fan for life at January 19, 2013 03:24 PM (kpCLl)

409

A good friend will help you move.

A real friend will help you move the body. 

Posted by: drowningpuppies at January 19, 2013 03:24 PM (012vu)

410 Quo Vadis is on TCM. That one could never be made today, eh?

Posted by: EROWMER at January 19, 2013 03:24 PM (kxlCQ)

411 383 Oooo. Mind magic.

Posted by: Tuna at January 19, 2013 03:24 PM (M/TDA)

412 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 19, 2013 07:23 PM (+qMCO)

Ah, the wide open spaces . . .

Posted by: filbert at January 19, 2013 03:24 PM (NaNKB)

413 Jeebus.  The Barrel.  Or Woodchipper. 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2013 03:24 PM (UOM48)

414 391 Ben Hur either.

Posted by: Tuna at January 19, 2013 03:25 PM (M/TDA)

415 >>394 Jeebus. The Barrel. Or Woodchipper. Chest freezer. It's a long winter.

Posted by: Y-not at January 19, 2013 03:25 PM (5H6zj)

416 A few airplane ones.

"Time to spare, go by air"
"The three most useless things to a pilot. The altitude above you, the runway behind you and the gas you were going to put in."
"To go up, pull the stick back. To go down, pull the stick all the way back."
"There are old pilots and bold pilots, but there are no old bold pilots."
"Takeoffs are optional, landings are mandatory."


Posted by: lowandslow at January 19, 2013 03:25 PM (7Nq2G)

417 "Small minds talk about people. Average minds talk about events. Great minds talk about ideas."

Pisses me off...

Posted by: JJAK at January 19, 2013 03:26 PM (2wESP)

418 The Speed of Light: It's not just a good idea, IT'S THE LAW!

Posted by: M. Murcek at January 19, 2013 03:26 PM (GJUgF)

419 234 On my car: "WWJCD" - What Would Jeremy Clarkson Do? next to a cut-out of his ugly mug.

Posted by: Professor Marius von Totenkopf (formerly Hoss Fuentes) at January 19, 2013 06:53 PM

I'd love to slap that on the back of Piers Morgan's car

Posted by: kbdabear at January 19, 2013 03:26 PM (wwsoB)

420 "There are old pilots and bold pilots, but there are no old bold pilots."



That was my dad's favorite.  And he was a test pilot.  heh

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2013 03:26 PM (UOM48)

421

Personal Favorite:

"When it positively, absolutely has to be destroyed overnight  - Call 1.800.US M.Corp" with Corp emblem...

and

TANSTAAFL

Posted by: Budahmon at January 19, 2013 03:26 PM (FHn9c)

422 beam me up scotty!

Posted by: phoenixgirl at January 19, 2013 03:26 PM (GVxQo)

423 This is the only sticker on my car:

http://kingshamus.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/avenge-me.png

For all the coexist folks, I recommend this:

http://olbroad.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/coexist.jpg

Posted by: Weirddave at January 19, 2013 03:27 PM (aH+zP)

424 "Small minds talk about people. Average minds talk about events. Great minds talk about ideas."

The completely mindless go with bumper stickers.

Posted by: Peaches, Pats fan for life at January 19, 2013 03:27 PM (kpCLl)

425 This is one I don't like either. "Eat meat and die" I always feel like putting a post-it note under it saying "If you are a vegan will you be immortal?"

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 19, 2013 03:27 PM (+qMCO)

426 391 Robert Taylor is so miscast in that one. Still it's better than 99% of the crap that comes out of Hollywood today. Peter Ustinov as Nero is campy fun though.

Posted by: Tuna at January 19, 2013 03:27 PM (M/TDA)

427 371 - You should like the "I don't give a shit about your grandbabies" bumper sticker then.

Posted by: M. Murcek at January 19, 2013 07:24 PM (GJUgF)

 

Good lord. You hate puppies and babies? Even Mohammad faked loving babies. That is low.

Posted by: Invictus at January 19, 2013 03:27 PM (OQpzc)

428 Back when the greenies had "Save the Earth" bumper stickers, a few rebellious souls had "Pave the Earth."

Saw somewhere, maybe in a comic, a takeoff on those stick family things -- two adult stick figures celebrating over a large bag of money which had taken the place of the stick figure kids. Gave me a chuckle.

Posted by: Splunge at January 19, 2013 03:27 PM (2IW5Q)

429 Ordinarily, I hate the "family" stickers... but I do recall seeing a picture of a version that had an AT-AT, a pink AT-AT, and two AT-STs trailing behind. I appreciated the nerdiness of it.

Posted by: weew at January 19, 2013 03:27 PM (ElfHn)

430 This is one of my favorite Marine Corps ones:

"Travel to exotic places, meet interesting people, and kill them"

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2013 03:28 PM (UOM48)

431 I laughed at: Nuke a gay whale for Jesus

Posted by: Brian in BC at January 19, 2013 03:28 PM (3lxx0)

432 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 19, 2013 07:23 PM

Barrel ..

Your agonizer, please

Posted by: Bearded Spock, ISS Enterprise at January 19, 2013 03:28 PM (wwsoB)

433 "Eat meat and die happy"

That would work for me . . .

Posted by: Peaches, Pats fan for life at January 19, 2013 03:28 PM (kpCLl)

434

My daughter has one that makes me laugh:  "I express my unique individuality by covering my car with mass-produced slogans".

 

She's got a nice edge on her!

Posted by: barbarausa at January 19, 2013 03:29 PM (WWeoI)

435 "As a matter of fact, my half IS in the middle"

Posted by: filbert at January 19, 2013 03:29 PM (NaNKB)

436 This remains on my truck. I stand by it. http://flic.kr/p/aPFsCH

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 19, 2013 03:29 PM (piMMO)

437 "Feminism is the notion that women are people to", every time I think about it, I stick my fingers in my ears, close my eyes and ignore the voices.

Posted by: Frank_Fn_Burns at January 19, 2013 03:29 PM (RFMV0)

438 "I'm not fat, I'm just too short for my weight"

Posted by: Chris Christie at January 19, 2013 03:30 PM (wwsoB)

439 The Cape Cod Tunnel Pass was a big hit as a prank bumper sticker. Looked like a dump sticker, made the tourists think there was an alternative to the canal bridges.

Posted by: lincolntf at January 19, 2013 03:30 PM (ZshNr)

440 "Honk if you're Jesus!"

Posted by: rfitz3 at January 19, 2013 03:30 PM (V6Vav)

441 I don't know if they actually made a bumpersticker but the most un-PC company logo was the Sherman Williams logo.

Cover the Earth
With a picture of the Earth being coated in paint.

Would make a damn fine t-shoit as well.

Posted by: Dead Hostage Choir and A Capella Group[/i] [/b] at January 19, 2013 03:30 PM (KDq5l)

442

What would Sam Kinison Say?

Posted by: M. Murcek at January 19, 2013 03:31 PM (GJUgF)

443 No bumper sticker has pissed me off more lately than "Not a Republican." I'm not sure why it gets under my skin so.

Posted by: Splunge at January 19, 2013 03:31 PM (2IW5Q)

444 niedermeyer sigh

Posted by: phoenixgirl at January 19, 2013 03:31 PM (GVxQo)

445 I remember the tunnel passes! 

Posted by: barbarausa at January 19, 2013 03:31 PM (WWeoI)

446 Since I'm a cat lover I hated this one ...

"Your cat missing? Check under my tires"

Posted by: kbdabear at January 19, 2013 03:31 PM (wwsoB)

447 "I'm not fat, I'm just too short for my weight" *** Tall people piss me off. Talk about a load of bullshit. Why do they get to eat so many more calories each day?!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 19, 2013 03:31 PM (piMMO)

448 "My honor student sold your honor student the answers". I'd like to second "Hang Up And Drive".

Posted by: t-bird at January 19, 2013 03:32 PM (FcR7P)

449 What would Sam Kinison Say?

Posted by: M. Murcek at January 19, 2013 07:31 PM (GJUgF)

 

I should have shot your ass in Da Nang when I had the chance?

Posted by: Invictus at January 19, 2013 03:32 PM (OQpzc)

450 "Peace through superior fire power"

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2013 03:32 PM (UOM48)

451 The Cape Cod Tunnel Pass was a big hit as a prank bumper sticker. Looked like a dump sticker, made the tourists think there was an alternative to the canal bridges.

Posted by: lincolntf at January 19, 2013 07:30 PM (ZshNr)


LOL!!!!  As a former resident of Falmouth/WH, that is hilarious.  I was there too long ago, not sure bumper stickers even existed then.  It was bucolic and fuckin' awesome.

Posted by: Peaches, Pats fan for life at January 19, 2013 03:32 PM (kpCLl)

452 418-It's actually worse than that. The bumper sticker says "Feminism is the radical notion that women are people too."

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 19, 2013 03:32 PM (+qMCO)

453 I don't know if they actually made a bumpersticker but the most un-PC company logo was the Sherman Williams logo.

Cover the Earth

I'm just glad they branched out from their original business:  sperm bank.

/Too soon for ONT-humor?

Posted by: filbert at January 19, 2013 03:32 PM (NaNKB)

454 "Food not Bombs". I guess poison food would work, not as efficient but more cost effective. 

Posted by: Frank_Fn_Burns at January 19, 2013 03:32 PM (RFMV0)

455 Always hated the Darwin Fish. It assumes that the modern biological consensus is an evolution of Christianity. It's not.

Islam and Mormonism are evolutions of Christianity, as is liberalism; the latter two by way of Protestantism.

Posted by: boulder hobo at January 19, 2013 03:33 PM (tYOW0)

456 I saw one locally, "Annoy a Republican, Think for Yourself", that really confused me---why did the person consider it a given that those two clauses were related?  What an ass.

Posted by: barbarausa at January 19, 2013 03:33 PM (WWeoI)

457 "Gun Control:  Hitting Your Target"

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2013 03:33 PM (UOM48)

458 Since I built the thread, I can tear it down as well. Please feel free to post on any topic.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 19, 2013 03:33 PM (piMMO)

459 - You're Not Dale Earnhardt _

Posted by: BumperStickerist at January 19, 2013 03:33 PM (RuUvx)

460 Why do they get to eat so many more calories each day?!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 19, 2013 07:31 PM (piMMO)

 

Because God love us more than he loves you?

Posted by: Invictus at January 19, 2013 03:34 PM (OQpzc)

461 "Be Polite, Be Professional...but have a plan to kill everyone you meet"

Posted by: cynical bystander at January 19, 2013 03:34 PM (SfeZU)

462 I'm just glad they branched out from their original business: sperm bank. /Too soon for ONT-humor? **** It's never too soon.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 19, 2013 03:34 PM (piMMO)

463 Bumper sticker in Pullman, Washington about 15 years ago:  "WSU--The best 7 or 8 years of your life"

Posted by: Idaho at January 19, 2013 03:34 PM (zRXYW)

464 You are too kind, Niedermeyer and, while I'm at it, thanks for the posts!!  Fun stuff.

Posted by: Peaches, Pats fan for life at January 19, 2013 03:35 PM (kpCLl)

465 432 The Cape Cod Tunnel Pass was a big hit as a prank bumper sticker. Looked like a dump sticker, made the tourists think there was an alternative to the canal bridges. I used to live in Brewster and I had one. I only got questions on it during tourist season. Loved it.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 19, 2013 03:35 PM (4m9BC)

466 Re: the oval three-letter black on white stickers:  Favorite one I ever saw said "WTF".

Posted by: filbert at January 19, 2013 03:35 PM (NaNKB)

467 Artillery brings dignity to what would otherwise be just a brawl

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2013 03:35 PM (UOM48)

468 391 -- "Quo Vadis is on TCM. That one could never be made today, eh?" No kidding. And to think that Whathisfaceski, the Polish guy who wrote the novel, won the Nobel for Literature. Today he'd be (figuratively) stoned.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 19, 2013 03:36 PM (C8mVl)

469 Clean bumper clean conscience

Posted by: M. Murcek at January 19, 2013 03:36 PM (GJUgF)

470

Here's one I saw years ago that I've never understood:  "I eat my vegetables AND I vote!"

So, you're a good boy twice?

 

Some kind of Bush broccoli reaction?

 

Touchy vegan?

 

I don't get it.

Posted by: barbarausa at January 19, 2013 03:36 PM (WWeoI)

471 I still have a place in Brewster. Beach side next to Ocean Edge. Where were you?

Posted by: lincolntf at January 19, 2013 03:36 PM (ZshNr)

472 Nobody mentioned Wall Drug yet?

Posted by: M. Murcek at January 19, 2013 03:37 PM (GJUgF)

473

I kinda hate the family stick figure stickers too.

But I saw a sad one that was so ironic.

It had about 7 total -   but the Dad stick figure had been harshly scraped off with just enough left for you to get the point.

Yes - it was being driven by a mom with several kiddos in the SUV.

 

Posted by: builder at January 19, 2013 03:37 PM (R3mQE)

474 Did you guys see the vid of the would-be assassin of a Bulgarian candidate for office getting the shit kicked out of him? Simply awesome.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 19, 2013 03:37 PM (piMMO)

475 Islam and Mormonism are evolutions of Christianity, as is liberalism; the latter two by way of Protestantism.

Posted by: boulder hobo at January 19, 2013 07:33 PM (tYOW0)

 

Didn't Islam come about around a thousand years before Luther nailed up his protest?

Posted by: Invictus at January 19, 2013 03:37 PM (OQpzc)

476 66 Here's a improved version of Guthrie's Guitar. http://preview.tinyurl.com/3sc7zhc

Posted by: ArmedKulak at January 19, 2013 03:37 PM (uJaJW)

477

I always wanted some that read:  Warning! Will Require Weapons!

 

 

 

 

I was going to go around putting them next to those:  FREE TIBET! stickers.

Posted by: Meremortal, time to slutdrop the GOPe at January 19, 2013 03:37 PM (jTKU5)

478 "contrary to popular belief, no one owes you anything" I put it up in my gym, because except the EGA, my car doesn't wear stickers because it doesn't like getting keyed by the tolerant liberals that surround me,

Posted by: DC in Towson at January 19, 2013 03:38 PM (jIaZt)

479 I have two: If you can read, thank a teacher If you can read this, thank a marine. And Meat is burger

Posted by: Feank at January 19, 2013 03:38 PM (/U3HO)

480 I have a few favorites: Seen on the back of an old truck pulling a horse trailer "Eat More Beef. The West Wasn't Won on Salad." One that my Dad found for me "Chappaquidick 1, TMI 0 - GO NUCLEAR "Live so the Preacher doesn't have to Lie at your Funeral." Seen at work "Strip Mining Prevents Forest Fires"

Posted by: Nancy at January 19, 2013 03:38 PM (CH3mr)

481 I used to see a car around town that was covered with liberal message bumper stickers (Coexist, no blood for oil, I don't shop at wallmart, etc.) and a prominent one that said "Think For Yourself". Self Awareness...never heard of it.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at January 19, 2013 03:39 PM (SzAZ7)

482 You are too kind, Niedermeyer and, while I'm at it, thanks for the posts!! Fun stuff. *** Thank you, an you are welcome. I'm beginning to wonder if anyone else will be along before the ONT.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 19, 2013 03:39 PM (piMMO)

483 My Favorite Bumper Sticker...
"Please don't tell my Mom I work in the oil field, she thinks I'm a piano player in a whore house."

Posted by: Big John at January 19, 2013 03:39 PM (+Veim)

484 All women are created equal, then some become Marines

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2013 03:39 PM (UOM48)

485 452 I still have a place in Brewster. Beach side next to Ocean Edge. Where were you? About a mile past the dump, property line backed up against the Punkhorn. Pitch Pine Rd. Not there anymore, the ex- got the house. The bitch.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 19, 2013 03:40 PM (4m9BC)

486 This is probably 40 years old but still one of my favorites:  Illiterate? Write for Free Help

Posted by: ts at January 19, 2013 03:40 PM (+963m)

487 This bumper sticker is the only thing holding this heap together

Posted by: M. Murcek at January 19, 2013 03:41 PM (GJUgF)

488 I kinda hate the family stick figurestickers too.
But I saw a sad one that was so ironic.
It had about 7 total - but the Dad stick figure had been harshly scraped off with just enough left for you to get the point.
Yes - it was being driven by a mom with several kiddos in the SUV.

Posted by: builder at January 19, 2013 07:37 PM (R3mQE)


Don't feel too bad, you're probably still contributing to their food, housing, education and healthcare.

Posted by: Peaches, Pats fan for life at January 19, 2013 03:41 PM (kpCLl)

489 Yesterday, driving home from work I saw a car with Maryland plates and a bunch of bumper stickers. One of them said, "Vaginatarian". I didn't get my camera out before the light changed, because I would have sent it to Legal Insurrection.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am (dental hygiene is imporant) at January 19, 2013 03:41 PM (X11b6)

490 the vid of the would-be assassin of a Bulgarian candidate for office getting the shit kicked out of him?

An opposition candidate, no less.

Democracy might even have a future in Bulgaria.

Posted by: boulder hobo at January 19, 2013 03:41 PM (tYOW0)

491 Best billboard on I-95 "Tattoos while you wait"

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2013 03:42 PM (UOM48)

492 The bitch.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 19, 2013 07:40 PM (4m9BC)

 

You should have invited her to go fishing.

Posted by: Invictus at January 19, 2013 03:42 PM (OQpzc)

493 Hell, Blazing Saddles couldn't be made today.

Posted by: filbert at January 19, 2013 03:42 PM (NaNKB)

494 Anyone remember the pro-choice sticker "Keep Your Rosaries Off My Ovaries?" That one used to bug me but it's been a while since I've seen one.

Posted by: Basement Cat at January 19, 2013 03:42 PM (9b2cl)

495 Is it okay to eat an entire box of Suddenly Salad if I drink a Diet Coke with it?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 19, 2013 03:43 PM (piMMO)

496 Marines never die...they just go to Hell and re-group

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2013 03:43 PM (UOM48)

497

Back in the 60's, when a Caddy was a BIG car, I used to see these on Caddys in Texas:

 

 

So many pedestrians, so little time...

 

Another favorite for Caddys after the Johnson-Goldwater election was:

 

25 million club

Posted by: Meremortal, time to slutdrop the GOPe at January 19, 2013 03:43 PM (jTKU5)

498 Sean, I know the neighborhood well. I used to fish at the Mill pond above the herring run. Too bad you're not there anymore.

Posted by: lincolntf at January 19, 2013 03:43 PM (ZshNr)

499 You should have invited her to go fishing. If I had been smart enough to think of that I never would have married her in the first place.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 19, 2013 03:43 PM (4m9BC)

500 474 OMG no. More's the pity.

Posted by: Tuna at January 19, 2013 03:43 PM (M/TDA)

501 Best billboard on I-95 "Tattoos while you wait"

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2013 07:42 PM (UOM4



Posted by: Peaches, Pats fan for life at January 19, 2013 03:43 PM (kpCLl)

502 So what is it about the family stick figure stickers that we find so annoying? I can't quite place why they annoy me, but they kinda do.

Posted by: Y-not at January 19, 2013 03:43 PM (5H6zj)

503 Ian't advertising how many people in your family with stick figures the new thing.

Posted by: RWC at January 19, 2013 03:43 PM (sqp6o)

504 Islam and Mormonism are evolutions of Christianity, as is liberalism; the latter two by way of Protestantism. Posted by: boulder hobo at January 19, 2013 07:33 PM (tYOW0) You mean to say Christianity speciated into Islam and Mormonism, etc.?

Posted by: eman at January 19, 2013 03:44 PM (tBnjP)

505 476 Is it okay to eat an entire box of Suddenly Salad if I drink a Diet Coke with it? Totally, might need a cigarette to chase it down though.

Posted by: gigg at January 19, 2013 03:44 PM (dDD3H)

506 "VOLVO" which is about to be surpassed by "PRIUS" as typically the worst driver on the road.

Posted by: Jason Newton at January 19, 2013 03:44 PM (z6KMg)

507 "I'm Adele's ex boyfriend, you're welcome."

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at January 19, 2013 03:44 PM (NzBQO)

508 476 I'm ok with that.

Posted by: Tuna at January 19, 2013 03:45 PM (M/TDA)

509 I used to have "Obey gravity: it's the law".

Posted by: Coral at January 19, 2013 03:45 PM (KT2XH)

510 If you slept in your car, you'd already be home

Posted by: M. Murcek at January 19, 2013 03:45 PM (GJUgF)

511 476 Is it okay to eat an entire box of Suddenly Salad if I drink a Diet Coke with it?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 19, 2013 07:43 PM (piMMO




I feel your pain/guilt.  Totally went off my diet tonight (with husband away...I'll lie tomorrow) and had pizza. 



A couple of glasses of water will help, right?  Ugh!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2013 03:45 PM (UOM48)

512 My wife's gynecologist drives a vulva

Posted by: M. Murcek at January 19, 2013 03:46 PM (GJUgF)

513 Seen in the north country: "Earth first, we'll log the other planets later"

Posted by: CT at January 19, 2013 03:46 PM (cIJvd)

514 Don't miss the donut by looking through the hole.

Posted by: ette at January 19, 2013 03:46 PM (nqBYe)

515

**delurk**

 

I can't believe this thread is almost 500 comments and no mention of

 

 

1. Yosemite Sam mudflaps

 

or

 

2. silhouette of  two   busty, long-legged women one with angel halo and one with devils horns and long devilish tail.   That one I find disturbing, probably 'cause of the tail.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 19, 2013 03:46 PM (1OZSU)

516 **relurk**

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 19, 2013 03:46 PM (1OZSU)

517 You mean to say Christianity speciated into Islam and Mormonism, etc.?

Posted by: eman at January 19, 2013 07:44 PM (tBnjP)

 

Cancer comes from cells that just go wrong.

Posted by: Invictus at January 19, 2013 03:46 PM (OQpzc)

518 Sean, I know the neighborhood well. I used to fish at the Mill pond above the herring run. Too bad you're not there anymore. Canoeing on Upper Mill Pond and a sunset at Paine's Creek (after a quick stop at Luke's for some wine) was the way I unloaded stress. I really miss the place.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 19, 2013 03:46 PM (4m9BC)

519 Is it okay to eat an entire box of Suddenly Salad if I drink a Diet Coke with it?

Maybe--what did you spike the Diet Coke with?

Posted by: filbert at January 19, 2013 03:46 PM (NaNKB)

520 Posted by: Y-not at January 19, 2013 06:33 PM (5H6zj) With so many freaks why draw attention that you have kids? I don't like the honor student ones either. I am such a bad mother I never even carried pictures of them.

Posted by: madamex at January 19, 2013 03:47 PM (Ztp7S)

521 What is Suddenly Salad?

Posted by: Y-not at January 19, 2013 03:47 PM (5H6zj)

522 I can't believe this thread is almost 500 comments and no mention of 1. Yosemite Sam mudflaps or 2. silhouette of two busty, long-legged women one with angel halo and one with devils horns and long devilish tail. That one I find disturbing, probably 'cause of the tail. *** Wow! How did we miss those two?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 19, 2013 03:47 PM (piMMO)

523 I love cats, too! Let's trade recipes. and Cat: the other white meat

Posted by: Chris C. at January 19, 2013 03:47 PM (4Jwp9)

524 What is Suddenly Salad? *** Pasta salad. My favorite is the ranch version.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 19, 2013 03:47 PM (piMMO)

525 No one has mentioned "Frodo Lives". Saw that all the time when I was in college

Posted by: Tuna at January 19, 2013 03:48 PM (M/TDA)

526 Well Clark Gable's 1955 Mercedes 300SL Gullwing did not sell for $1,900,000  on Barret-Jackson.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 19, 2013 03:48 PM (QLuGB)

527 TY NDH.

Posted by: Y-not at January 19, 2013 03:48 PM (5H6zj)

528 483 So what is it about the family stick figure stickers that we find so annoying? I can't quite place why they annoy me, but they kinda do.



There's a certain smugness factor.  Especially if there's the "perfect" mom, dad, two kids, two dogs and two cats on the rear windshield of a Mercedes or Lexus SUV.  Then they add the kids' sports:  soccer, baseball, football, etc. 


Pedo alert.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2013 03:48 PM (UOM48)

529 Shit. Drudge headline updated from "reported" to "killed". 23 hostages killed.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 19, 2013 03:49 PM (piMMO)

530 Favorite: I'm schizophrenic, & I am too

Posted by: JC at January 19, 2013 03:49 PM (2jh8d)

531 >>There's a certain smugness factor. Yeah, maybe that's it.

Posted by: Y-not at January 19, 2013 03:49 PM (5H6zj)

532 505 I was going to ask whether it was Ranch or Italian.

Posted by: Tuna at January 19, 2013 03:49 PM (M/TDA)

533 2. silhouette of two busty, long-legged women one with angel halo and one with devils horns and long devilish tail. That one I find disturbing, probably 'cause of the tail.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 19, 2013 07:46 PM (1OZSU)

 

Those only belong on Peterbuilts. I was a traditionalist and only had the single hottie in chrome.

Posted by: Invictus at January 19, 2013 03:49 PM (OQpzc)

534 I'll hit Luke's and Kate's in your honor this summer.

Posted by: lincolntf at January 19, 2013 03:49 PM (ZshNr)

535 #437

The counterpoint would be, "Annoy a liberal. Embrace ideas that have been tested and found to work."

Posted by: epobirs at January 19, 2013 03:49 PM (kcfmt)

536 The "bumper sticker that announces bad driver" comment above is worthy of a whole vanity license plate thread.  Here in Pennsylvania, a Pittsburgh Zoo or Wildlife license plate is a signal to "give this one a wide berth..."

Posted by: M. Murcek at January 19, 2013 03:50 PM (GJUgF)

537 I love cats, too! Let's trade recipes.

The answer to that is: I Got a Cat for My Husband--It Was a Good Trade.

Posted by: Basement Cat at January 19, 2013 03:50 PM (9b2cl)

538 Saw this on to way to Parris Island last year:  Unless you're a Drill Instructor, GET OFF MY ASS

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2013 03:50 PM (UOM48)

539 Oh, yeah . . . the window decals with the ball (or implement) of the sport involved, and some middle school/high school twerp's name prominently displayed.

We're all so f'ing proud of you.  No, really.  This is my sincere face.

Posted by: filbert at January 19, 2013 03:50 PM (NaNKB)

540 Young kid in our neighborhood has this one: Somewhere in Kenyan, a village is missing their idiot. Still makes me LOL

Posted by: David Duke at January 19, 2013 03:50 PM (m50qE)

541 So what is it about the family stick figure stickers that we find so annoying? I can't quite place why they annoy me, but they kinda do.

Posted by: Y-not at January 19, 2013 07:43 PM (5H6zj)

 

___  ___    ___   ____  ____  ___ __

 

 

Don't know why, but I'm with you.  The ones where they add little dogs/cats are worst.

Posted by: Meremortal, time to slutdrop the GOPe at January 19, 2013 03:50 PM (jTKU5)

542 Sweet. http://tinyurl.com/b879y3c

Posted by: RWC at January 19, 2013 03:50 PM (sqp6o)

543 I just remembered one that I saw years ago. It was a "Nader for President" sticker.


On a Corvair. Brilliant.

Posted by: Weirddave at January 19, 2013 03:51 PM (aH+zP)

544

>>"I'm Adele's ex boyfriend, you're welcome."

 

ROFL.

 

>>With so many freaks why draw attention that you have kids?

 

I should get one that says "thank you for telling the freaks about your kids so they leave mine alone."

 

Okay, I shouldn't, but the family stickers and the names of the kids...TMI, man, TMI.

Posted by: Mama AJ at January 19, 2013 03:51 PM (SUKHu)

545 I was going to ask whether it was Ranch or Italian. *** There's a new flavor now, Basil Pesto. I bought it, but haven't tried it yet. Pesto can be a funny thing, so...

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 19, 2013 03:51 PM (piMMO)

546 The stick figures don't annoy me as much as the "In Memorium".   

Posted by: Budahmon at January 19, 2013 03:51 PM (FHn9c)

547 Favorite: I'm schizophrenic, & I am too

Posted by: JC at January 19, 2013 07:49 PM (2jh8d)


The Schizophrenic: An Unauthorized Autobiography

Posted by: ette at January 19, 2013 03:51 PM (nqBYe)

548 A Dead Enemy is a Peaceful Enemy.  Blessed Be the Peacemakers.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2013 03:51 PM (UOM48)

549 Sweet. http://tinyurl.com/b879y3c **** I note that dad left the kids in his dust.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 19, 2013 03:52 PM (piMMO)

550 #501

Did they make it to becoming functional adults? Then you did alright. Everything else is window dressing in place of accomplishment.

Posted by: epobirs at January 19, 2013 03:52 PM (kcfmt)

551 The ones where they add little dogs/cats are worst.

I've seen ones with little hamsters and goldfish.

Posted by: Basement Cat at January 19, 2013 03:52 PM (9b2cl)

552

>>So what is it about the family stick figure stickers that we find so annoying?

 

LOOK AT ME, LOOK AT ME, LOOK AT MY FAMILY.

 

Roughly.

Posted by: Mama AJ at January 19, 2013 03:53 PM (SUKHu)

553 I'll hit Luke's and Kate's in your honor this summer. Throw in Land Ho and Clancy's in Harwich while you're at it.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 19, 2013 03:53 PM (4m9BC)

554 If it wasn't for the flashbacks, I'd have no memories at all.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2013 03:53 PM (UOM48)

555

509 - Way back, someone in Road & Track noted that a "Baby on Board" placard "broadcast to the world that the owner of the vehicle had mastered the exceptionally difficult task of procreation..."

 

Touche

Posted by: M. Murcek at January 19, 2013 03:53 PM (GJUgF)

556
I've seen ones with little hamsters and goldfish.

Posted by: Basement Cat at January 19, 2013 07:52 PM (9b2cl)

 

I better start   carrying an  airsickness  bag...

Posted by: Meremortal, time to slutdrop the GOPe at January 19, 2013 03:54 PM (jTKU5)

557 The stick figures don't annoy me as much as the "In Memorium".

Nothing expresses grief so eloquently as a vinyl decal stuck to the back window of a beater.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 19, 2013 03:55 PM (vpQ1M)

558 Way back, someone in Road Track noted that a "Baby on Board" placard "broadcast to the world that the owner of the vehicle had mastered the exceptionally difficult task of procreation..." Touche **** There were all kinds of those waving signs back in the days, including one giving the finger.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 19, 2013 03:55 PM (piMMO)

559 "My Other Car is a Zamboni" always makes me laugh.

Posted by: Moonbeam at January 19, 2013 03:55 PM (1k4dd)

560 532 The ones where they add little dogs/cats are worst.

I've seen ones with little hamsters and goldfish.



No fucking words.  Did they include the damned dust bunnies under their beds?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2013 03:55 PM (UOM48)

561 BUSH IS A WAR CRIMINAL!

JEWS DID 9/11!

STOP THE BANKSTERS!

OBAMA '12!

Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein from Brattleboro, Vermont at January 19, 2013 03:55 PM (G6U3l)

562

Also, 509, because you mentioned dogs in other than an exultatory manner, you are a dog hater.

 

You'll get used to it...

Posted by: M. Murcek at January 19, 2013 03:55 PM (GJUgF)

563 NO BABY ON BOARD--I HAD AN ABORTION

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at January 19, 2013 03:55 PM (P3dtw)

564 The Everglades snake hunt has yielded a 13 footer and two 11 footers. *squirm*

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 19, 2013 03:56 PM (piMMO)

565 Several years ago Virginia introduced license plates that had "Virginia" at the top and "Kids First" at the bottom. Some enterprising gentleman ordered those plates and requested a special tag: EAT THE. He was forced to give it up a couple years later.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at January 19, 2013 03:56 PM (X11b6)

566 I am not certain of the hereafter.  I'm not all that certain of the here

Posted by: ette at January 19, 2013 03:56 PM (nqBYe)

567 Most annoying of all(outside of Obama or Obama/Biden) are those "Coexist" pieces of shit.I'd like every person that has one on their car to go to a muslim country and "coexist".

Posted by: steevy at January 19, 2013 03:56 PM (9XBK2)

568 544 NO BABY ON BOARD--I HAD AN ABORTION



And paid for by YOU, mouthbreathing Rethuglicans! 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2013 03:57 PM (UOM48)

569 Honestly Mary don't you have fingers to wash?

Posted by: ette at January 19, 2013 03:57 PM (nqBYe)

570 Friends Don't Let Friends Go To Florida State (with a UF logo)

Posted by: David Duke at January 19, 2013 03:57 PM (m50qE)

571 Now I'm dying to get there. Clancy's fried clams or Kate's lobster roll, the eternal question when deciding which way to turn on 6A. I'll stop now.

Posted by: lincolntf at January 19, 2013 03:58 PM (ZshNr)

572 I bet Harry Reid likes to see those mini-vans and SUVs showing all the little tykes that are aboard.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 19, 2013 03:58 PM (QLuGB)

573 Most annoying of all(outside of Obama or Obama/Biden) are those "Coexist" pieces of shit.I'd like every person that has one on their car to go to a muslim country and "coexist". **** Tami posted, above, the perfect counter to it. http://tinyurl.com/awdudju

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 19, 2013 03:58 PM (piMMO)

574 So what is it about the family stick figure stickers that we find so annoying?

I saw a funny twist on the family line-up.  The family was running, dragging the kids along, exactly like the Illegal Alien Crossing icon that Caltrans uses on the I-5.  It was on the back of a battered Chevy Astro, so I figured they must be real illegal aliens.

Only in America can you get away with advertising the fact that you're in the country illegally.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 19, 2013 03:58 PM (vpQ1M)

575 Seen several times in the church parking lot: God Bless Our Troops, Especially the Snipers.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at January 19, 2013 03:58 PM (X11b6)

576 546 That was funny.

Posted by: Tuna at January 19, 2013 03:59 PM (M/TDA)

577 "I'm schizophrenic, & I am too"

One I saw on a t-shirt, "seven of the ten voices in my head are saying, don't shoot."

Posted by: lowandslow at January 19, 2013 03:59 PM (7Nq2G)

578 OBAMA LOVES YOU

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at January 19, 2013 04:00 PM (P3dtw)

579 You can't COEXIST with people who want to kill you

Posted by: Truman North at January 19, 2013 04:00 PM (I2LwF)

580 OBAMA LOVES YOU **** I'm surprised the song Jesus Loves You hasn't been perverted yet.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 19, 2013 04:00 PM (piMMO)

581 I'm not prejudiced, I hate everyone (bumper sticker says that, not me)

Posted by: M. Murcek at January 19, 2013 04:01 PM (GJUgF)

582 Speaking of Everglades Python Hunt 2013 (21 killed)

http://tinyurl.com/bh9cu9r

Here's the {{shudder-worthy}} quote:  "Stop and listen for a dry, rustling sound in the grass.  It sounds like something large."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2013 04:01 PM (UOM48)

583 At least with schizophrenia, you don't ever have to be alone.

Posted by: ette at January 19, 2013 04:01 PM (nqBYe)

584 One that stuck with me, saw it in the 70's. "Warning! I brake for hallucinations."

Posted by: West at January 19, 2013 04:01 PM (vEjs1)

585 The Hulk coming on AMC now

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 19, 2013 04:02 PM (piMMO)

586

Barack Hussein Obama, Mmm, Mmm, Mmm

Visit Donner Pass

Posted by: M. Murcek at January 19, 2013 04:02 PM (GJUgF)

587 Invictus: Cancer comes from cells that just go wrong.

Yeah, that.

I don't yet dare to write much on Islamic origins - real origins, not just Umayyad history - but there's some strong hints from the origins of other post-JudaeoChristian religions.

Is Mormonism a heresy of Methodism or Calvinism or the Baptists? That's the wrong question, I'll submit: it was a prophet who picked and chose from whatever he thought would attract the most followers.

Is Islam a heresy of Jewish apocalypticism or of extreme Nestorianism or of the gnostics or of Zoroastrianism...?

It looks to me like Islam was a product of a prophet who picked and chose from the locals of the 600s Near East.

Posted by: boulder hobo at January 19, 2013 04:02 PM (tYOW0)

588 Can't find it now but there was a family decal but it was a Tusken Raider with "We travel in single file.'

Posted by: RWC at January 19, 2013 04:02 PM (sqp6o)

589

"Half the country wants a war on guns...the other half is heavily armed."

Posted by: Sgt Snuggle Bunny at January 19, 2013 04:02 PM (+Cd7P)

590 i want a george carlin sticker
“The planet is fine. The people are fucked.”

Posted by: ette at January 19, 2013 04:03 PM (nqBYe)

591 I'm White and I Don't Feel Guilty

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at January 19, 2013 04:03 PM (P3dtw)

592 "What do you feel when you kill a terrorist?  RECOIL."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2013 04:03 PM (UOM48)

593 OT-Wife found herself near a metro station and on a whim went into DC. Sent me a text: "This may not have been my best idea. I forgot the immaculation was this weekend". I told her "Walk around with a vacant look on your face muttering "Obama loves me!" and you'll fit right it".

Posted by: Weirddave at January 19, 2013 04:03 PM (aH+zP)

594 I like the "Major League Infidel" stickers with a soldier and rifle in place of a b-ball player.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at January 19, 2013 04:04 PM (SzAZ7)

595 A d20 followed by: Jesus saves! The rest of you take full damage

Posted by: Truman North at January 19, 2013 04:04 PM (I2LwF)

596

Everglades Python Hunt 2013"Stop and listen for a dry, rustling sound in the grass. It sounds like something large."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2013 08:01 PM (UOM4

 

*******

 

"Hi  guys!  What's everyone looking for?" 

 

 

**walks out of bushes, zipping up**

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 19, 2013 04:05 PM (1OZSU)

597 "What do you feel when you kill a terrorist? RECOIL."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2013 08:03 PM (UOM4


Reload!

Posted by: ette at January 19, 2013 04:05 PM (nqBYe)

598 Wonder if this would sell?

'Magic 8-ball sez - You're Boned.'

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 19, 2013 04:05 PM (QLuGB)

599 I like to snatch kisses... ...and vice-versa

Posted by: Truman North at January 19, 2013 04:06 PM (I2LwF)

600 Patriotic dissent is a luxury of those protected by better men than they.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2013 04:06 PM (UOM48)

601 Jane ack, nevermind it said what do you Feel.

blushing

Posted by: ette at January 19, 2013 04:06 PM (nqBYe)

602 203 >>197 i hate those family stickers

Yeah, they aren't my favorites.

The one with parents doin the doggy style and then the little kids is kinda cute

Posted by: ConcealedKerry or subMitt Bitterly Clinging to his guns and guns at January 19, 2013 04:06 PM (si7/7)

603 i blame Cac

Posted by: ette at January 19, 2013 04:06 PM (nqBYe)

604 And classiest of all are the guys with a pair of balls dangling on their trailer hitch.

Posted by: steevy at January 19, 2013 04:07 PM (9XBK2)

605 483 So what is it about the family stick figure stickers that we find so annoying? I can't quite place why they annoy me, but they kinda do.

--------

Saw a minivan the other day that had a family stick figure like display made from Apple stickers.

See, when you by an Apple thingie, they include a sticker in the package.

The stickers they give you for computers are bigger than the ones they give you for iWidgets.

The minivan in question had a row of stickers with two large Apple stickers and four small ones.

Posted by: Citizen Anachronda at January 19, 2013 04:07 PM (1c58W)

606 Seen near the local law school: "I DON'T Brake for Lawyers"

Posted by: Basement Cat at January 19, 2013 04:07 PM (9b2cl)

607 566 The Hulk coming on AMC now

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 19, 2013 08:02 PM (piMMO)



I finally watched Predator on AMC earlier.  I had never seen it before.  So I'm now caught up on pop cultural movies to 1987.  Yay me. 


Seriously, I do have about 25 years of movies to catch up on.  I'm not big on watching movies....I have to force myself. 

Posted by: Tami[/i] at January 19, 2013 04:08 PM (X6akg)

608 Marine Sniper:  You can run, but you'll die tired.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2013 04:09 PM (UOM48)

609 588 Predator..Arnold at his prime. Scary movie.

Posted by: Tuna at January 19, 2013 04:09 PM (M/TDA)

610 I finally watched Predator on AMC earlier. I had never seen it before. So I'm now caught up on pop cultural movies to 1987. Yay me. *** How did you like it?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 19, 2013 04:09 PM (piMMO)

611 H2 has been running some good shows for ADD morons today. 101 'inventions/foods/ etc that changed the world. Cover each one in an hour.

Posted by: RWC at January 19, 2013 04:10 PM (sqp6o)

612 Support Legalizing Marijuana  -- smoke a hippie

Posted by: Bufalobob at January 19, 2013 04:10 PM (x+7qA)

613 #583 In this day and age, they might have been two guys.

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at January 19, 2013 04:10 PM (P3dtw)

614 Two kinds of bumper stickers - I'm better than you, and You're not better than me

Posted by: M. Murcek at January 19, 2013 04:10 PM (GJUgF)

615 How did you like it?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 19, 2013 08:09 PM (piMMO)


Liked it a lot.  My husband was watching with me and just kept saying, "I can't believe you've never seen this.  I've seen it about 12 times."

Posted by: Tami[/i] at January 19, 2013 04:11 PM (X6akg)

616 Posted by: Tami at January 19, 2013 08:08 PM (X6akg) Predator 2 is MUCH better. Award winning even.

Posted by: RWC at January 19, 2013 04:11 PM (sqp6o)

617 steevy that's really supposed to be women driving those trucks...the balls represent her ex husband

Posted by: phoenixgirl at January 19, 2013 04:12 PM (GVxQo)

618 *186,000 Miles Per Second: It's Not Just a Good Idea, It's The Law* So I'm a geek, so sue me. That one cracks me up every time.

Posted by: Littlemary at January 19, 2013 04:12 PM (xJs+P)

619 Predator 2 - Brian Dennehy plays the meat packing plant.  Some of his finest work.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 19, 2013 04:13 PM (QLuGB)

620 So I'm a geek, so sue me. That one cracks me up every time.

Posted by: Littlemary at January 19, 2013 08:12 PM (xJs+P)

 

In normal space, sure. The Alcubierre drive will fix that.

Posted by: Invictus at January 19, 2013 04:14 PM (OQpzc)

621 Predator 2 is MUCH better. Award winning even.

Posted by: RWC at January 19, 2013 08:11 PM (sqp6o)


That was on immediately after Predator.  But it has Danny Glover....and screw him.  I'm not in the mood to look at his face.

Posted by: Tami[/i] at January 19, 2013 04:14 PM (X6akg)

622 Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 19, 2013 08:13 PM (QLuGB) His work with the 'snow' in the scene is breathtaking.

Posted by: RWC at January 19, 2013 04:14 PM (sqp6o)

623 My experience has been those guys with the hangin balls on their trucks can't see their pecker unless they squat. Just sayin!

Posted by: ConcealedKerry or SubMitt at January 19, 2013 04:14 PM (si7/7)

624 A fawning minion at Mrs. Obama's Fashion site:

Next up: Mrs. O and Dr. B are scheduled to attend the KidsÂ’ Inaugural Concert this evening at the Walter E. Washington Convention Center in Washington, D.C. The concert will pay special tribute to military spouses and children, with appearances expected from Alicia Keys, John Legend, Katy Perry, Smokey Robinson, Stevie Wonder and others. More to follow!



Still using the military, I see.  What, they couldn't find a single conservative, pro-military entertainer to perform?


Bastards.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2013 04:14 PM (UOM48)

625 How about "Bark Less, Bite Harder"

Posted by: Jean at January 19, 2013 04:14 PM (2aO3a)

626 507 Well Clark Gable's 1955 Mercedes 300SL Gullwing did not sell for $1,900,000 on Barret-Jackson.
Posted by: Anna Puma

They said it sold for 1.85M after it rolled off the stage (bidder-consigner agreement).  Pretty car, but everytime I see it I can't help but think of mary poppin's post about Gable-Lombard from a couple days ago.  I'm STILL laughing about that.

Posted by: JMKN1 at January 19, 2013 04:15 PM (JMKN1)

627 Oops. 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2013 04:15 PM (UOM48)

628 Tami, Kidding. predator 2 blows.

Posted by: RWC at January 19, 2013 04:15 PM (sqp6o)

629 "If God didn't intend for us to eat animals, why did He make them so tasty?"

Posted by: benning at January 19, 2013 04:16 PM (8vYXA)

630 What, they couldn't find a single conservative, pro-military entertainer to perform?

To be strictly fair, Jane, I don't think they spent a lot of time looking.

Posted by: Peaches, Pats fan for life at January 19, 2013 04:16 PM (kpCLl)

631 JMKN1, ah so you are saying  Clark was well compensating by having such a smashing car? 

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 19, 2013 04:16 PM (QLuGB)

632 353 I hate all of the Calvin pissing stickers. Because Calvin Hobbes is pretty much the only comic strip that hasn't been officially merchandised. The author passed on the money on principle, asserting he only wanted the characters to live inside the strip itself. So other than books of strips, nuthin. And these retarded bastards pick Calvin for their sick little pissing contest gags. Calvin pissing on things is the only form of communication lower than bumper stickers.

Posted by: Truman North at January 19, 2013 04:16 PM (I2LwF)

633 Kidding. predator 2 blows.

Posted by: RWC at January 19, 2013 08:15 PM (sqp6o)



See, I'm such a movie illiterate, I didn't even get the joke.  Oy.



I gotta spend some time on Netflix.

Posted by: Tami[/i] at January 19, 2013 04:17 PM (X6akg)

634 Predwin's Law - when a thread devolves to discussion of the Predator movies, the thread is over... 

Posted by: M. Murcek at January 19, 2013 04:17 PM (GJUgF)

635 Well, if a conservative artist performed i'd think less of them. So that's a plus.

Posted by: RWC at January 19, 2013 04:17 PM (sqp6o)

636 Scars are tattoos with better stories.

Posted by: General Woundwort at January 19, 2013 04:19 PM (zOP5o)

637 All the active/retired military families I know can't stand TFG and his ugly wife.  I assume the active duty guys and their families are ordered to show up.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2013 04:19 PM (UOM48)

638
   I miss Calvin and Hobbes.

Posted by: irongrampa at January 19, 2013 04:20 PM (SAMxH)

639 My son gave me this sticker, which I'm saving for a new car: 

"I may look harmless, but I raised a U. S. Marine"

I'll need a 9 mm in the glove compartment to complete "the look."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2013 04:20 PM (UOM48)

640

Calvin & Hobbes is supposed to be the "thinking person's" comic strip.

 

1) It's not, really...

 

2) Bathroom humor coupled with Calvin & Hobbes pisses "thinking people" off...

Posted by: M. Murcek at January 19, 2013 04:20 PM (GJUgF)

641 OT.  In less than three hours there will be a Powerball drawing worth $100 million.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 19, 2013 04:21 PM (QLuGB)

642

Favorite -

Seen on a 1970s Mach 1 Mustang: "Buy A Prius - I Need Your Gas".

Posted by: NotAMoose at January 19, 2013 04:21 PM (ZZg4j)

643 I gotta spend some time on Netflix. Posted by: Tami at January 19, 2013 08:17 PM (X6akg) A moron/ette recomended Tucker and Dale vs Evil. It's pretty damn funny.

Posted by: RWC at January 19, 2013 04:21 PM (sqp6o)

644 Beware of liberals driving Volvos.

Posted by: Zipo Bibrok 5x10^8 at January 19, 2013 04:21 PM (wf+DP)

645 Predator 2 sucks.Aside from that anti American,racist prick in the starring role it includes global warming as a plot devise.(The aliens like heat,in the first movie they mention they come in the hottest summers in the SA rainforest.Well,thanks to AGW they can now go anywhere!)

Posted by: steevy at January 19, 2013 04:22 PM (9XBK2)

646 im driving this bad because I really have to poop!

Posted by: Truman North at January 19, 2013 04:22 PM (I2LwF)

647 A moron/ette recomended Tucker and Dale vs Evil. It's pretty damn funny.

Posted by: RWC at January 19, 2013 08:21 PM (sqp6o)


I'll check it out....wrote it down, even.

Posted by: Tami[/i] at January 19, 2013 04:23 PM (X6akg)

648 622 OT. In less than three hours there will be a Powerball drawing worth $100 million.



Forgot to buy a ticket, dammit.


I'd be so smug around by lib in-laws. 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2013 04:23 PM (UOM48)

649 "Go Nukes" was popular with RPI engineering/science students in the late 70's.

Posted by: @PurpAv at January 19, 2013 04:26 PM (3QaxX)

650 Jane D'Oh, got a friend to phone to buy tickets?  Have them snap picture of your numbers with their phone and then send picture to your phone/email. 

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 19, 2013 04:26 PM (QLuGB)

651 In less than three hours there will be a Powerball drawing worth $100 million.

We're getting that in April.  And then, it's mine, bitchez!! 

Posted by: Peaches, Pats fan for life at January 19, 2013 04:26 PM (kpCLl)

652 Whenever there's a big jackpot, I buy used tickets from a guy I know. They're half price, and the chances of winning are statistically identical.

Posted by: Truman North at January 19, 2013 04:26 PM (I2LwF)

653 "Not all men are fools, Some are bachelors" is on my Jaguar.
"Will work for food or beg for sex" is on my Miata.

Posted by: Faffnir at January 19, 2013 04:27 PM (WwFy4)

654

All the nuke discussion and no mention of "Let the bastards freeze in the dark"

 

I'm old...

Posted by: M. Murcek at January 19, 2013 04:27 PM (GJUgF)

655 "Can't go to work today. The voices said to stay home and clean the guns."

Posted by: TimInVirginia at January 19, 2013 04:27 PM (Eaemu)

656 isn't brad paisley performing? i thought i heard he was....he fell way far down in my opinion if that is true......

Posted by: phoenixgirl at January 19, 2013 04:28 PM (GVxQo)

657 the miata is not a guy car.... :S

Posted by: phoenixgirl at January 19, 2013 04:29 PM (GVxQo)

658

the miata is not a guy car

 

Bikers don't do bumper stickers (no bumper) but...

 

How is riding a fat girl like riding a Honda?

 

Both are fun, but you don't want your friends to see you doing it...

Posted by: M. Murcek at January 19, 2013 04:33 PM (GJUgF)

659 638 the miata is not a guy car.... :S

True story:  my brother-in-law had a Miata--he put a trailer hitch on it and towed around lawn mowers, snow blowers, miscellaneous lumber and metal for his various hobbies.

So, I'd have to say that a Miata with a trailer hitch probably sneaks in under the wire as a . . . well . . . a really kinda strange guy's car, anyway.

/you have to know my b-i-l . . .

Posted by: filbert at January 19, 2013 04:33 PM (NaNKB)

660 I once had a license plate frame that said "Id Rather be Driving"

Posted by: Beer Ninja at January 19, 2013 04:34 PM (2tXeA)

661 The first time I got in trouble with the law, it was for demolishing the miata belonging to the asshole who stole my girlfriend. Not sure if proud or ashamed...

Posted by: Truman North at January 19, 2013 04:35 PM (I2LwF)

662 ah so you are saying Clark was well compensating by having such a smashing car?
Posted by: Anna Puma

Probably was, but he could afford to do it and most ladies were probably starstruck...so his other 'attributes' could be overlooked.  I need a car like that...why couldn't I be rich and famous??  Life isn't fair...and then you get old and die.  I've got a lock on one of those, and I'm sure the last part is lurking just out there in the weeds waiting for me to let down my guard..
On a positive note...I'm winning Powerball tonight.  The girl who sold me the ticket told me it was definitely a winner.  And, of course, I've NEVER been lied to by a woman.

Posted by: JMKN1 at January 19, 2013 04:37 PM (JMKN1)

663 My favorite:  The gene pool could use a little chlorine.

Posted by: 8starsnorth at January 19, 2013 04:37 PM (zRh45)

664 You! - Out of the Gene Pool Now!

Posted by: M. Murcek at January 19, 2013 04:38 PM (GJUgF)

665 Illiterate? Call for help
1800 READ NOW

Posted by: TSgt Ciz at January 19, 2013 04:39 PM (af5xa)

666

Most hated one -

From a few years back: "Dissent is the highest form of patriotism - Thomas Jefferson."  Fuck you, Thomas Jeffersion never said that you stupid liberal hippie douche. Where's your dissent now?

Posted by: NotAMoose at January 19, 2013 04:39 PM (ZZg4j)

667 Feed the homeless to the hungry.

Posted by: DavidM at January 19, 2013 04:40 PM (xOZQm)

668 Another mother for
Whirled Peas

Posted by: TSgt Ciz at January 19, 2013 04:41 PM (af5xa)

669 Seen on a big white Ford truck: Fight Socialism. It's in a neighborhood near me & it makes me smile when I walk by.

Posted by: Adlib421 at January 19, 2013 04:41 PM (tGEIz)

670 "Be nice to your kids - they pick your nursing home."

Posted by: NotAMoose at January 19, 2013 04:44 PM (ZZg4j)

671 Spending my childrens' inheratance

Posted by: M. Murcek at January 19, 2013 04:46 PM (GJUgF)

672 Builder @ 454-
 Re the scraped-off daddy,,
When I was in the tombstone business, I saw this really pretty india black 5-0 stone that had the guy's name chiseled off. I was told that his widow, after burying hubby and paying some god-awful big money to have it made, found out he was boffing a little gal at the VFW. Story was she left her side alone but swore he would sleep eternity away before she laid down with his ass again. Heh.

Posted by: EROWMER at January 19, 2013 04:46 PM (kxlCQ)

673 #641

My frame used to read, "I'd rather be Oh Yeah, I am reading."

My habits in bumper to bumper traffic used to make some passengers really nervous. "We're averaging about two miles per hour. It isn't like a curve or a sudden stop ahead is going to catch me by surprise!"

Posted by: epobirs at January 19, 2013 04:48 PM (kcfmt)

674

In the "it annoys me" column - "Retired - No Job, No Boss, No Phone"

 

My brother howls when we're driving behind some tardy old and I say, in a quavering voice, "I have ALL DAY..."

Posted by: M. Murcek at January 19, 2013 04:48 PM (GJUgF)

675 I had a Ferengi School of Business one in high school. It was a gift from the Star Trek club as a thank you for starting the school store. I was very proud of it. Also had, at various times: Elder gods? Old ones? Bunch of malarky. Hastur, Hastur, Hastur, see? Nothing hap Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and good with ketchup Viking for Hire Remember, Pillage then Raze Eschew Obfuscation Just hand over the chocolate and nobody gets hurt.

Posted by: Zombie Joseph Campbell at January 19, 2013 04:49 PM (uLz6W)

676 Eschew Obfuscation - all the way back to when I was in high school in the early 70s.  Thanks

Posted by: M. Murcek at January 19, 2013 04:51 PM (GJUgF)

677

Probably too soon to say LAST! but I'll say it.

 

I hope invictus is enjoying his canine's savory backyard output...

Posted by: M. Murcek at January 19, 2013 04:55 PM (GJUgF)

678 Not sure if anybody has seen this one yet...I was dumbfounded I even saw it....I Love Obamacare, spotted this very day.

Posted by: Red Shirt at January 19, 2013 04:56 PM (FIDMq)

679 TOWANDA!

Posted by: towanda! at January 19, 2013 04:57 PM (eYx/w)

680 Vegetarian - Old indian word for poor hunter

Posted by: Baron Von Ottomatic at January 19, 2013 04:57 PM (6WVi+)

681 660 - you are signing up for a world of hurt,

Posted by: M. Murcek at January 19, 2013 04:58 PM (GJUgF)

682 Only idiots read stickers

Posted by: ALL_IS_LOST at January 19, 2013 04:58 PM (T/L2Z)

683

"Only Assholes have Bumper Stickers"

"My Bumper Sticker Will Last Longer Than Your Bumper Sticker"

"Buzzed Sex is Drunk Sex"

Posted by: play nice at January 19, 2013 04:59 PM (V83mK)

684 Club Sandwiches Not Seals

Posted by: Okie in Oregon at January 19, 2013 04:59 PM (4voC4)

685 TOWANDA! Oh, jeeze...

Posted by: M. Murcek at January 19, 2013 05:00 PM (GJUgF)

686 My manatee's boat caught your honor student in its propellers.

Posted by: M. Murcek at January 19, 2013 05:01 PM (GJUgF)

687 "easy does it" in olde english

As a like or hate phoenixgirl?

If it's silver on blue it's a slogan adopted by AA

see also
insured by Smith and Wilson

and not drinking over no ampersands

Posted by: Some Other Socke at January 19, 2013 05:03 PM (YgEq4)

688 The Hurrier I Go, The More Run Over You Get

Posted by: M. Murcek at January 19, 2013 05:04 PM (GJUgF)

689 Don't CALIFORNICATE Colorado !

Posted by: LEWIS GIBBS at January 19, 2013 05:06 PM (3EsBe)

690 "Ben Franklin:  The only President of the United States who was never President of the United States"

/ok, not a bumpersticker, but bleedover from CAC's spacey thread . . .

Posted by: filbert at January 19, 2013 05:08 PM (NaNKB)

691

Don't CALIFORNICATE Colorado !

 

Good, er, NO LUCK WITH THAT...

Posted by: M. Murcek at January 19, 2013 05:08 PM (GJUgF)

Posted by: lew in Colorado at January 19, 2013 05:08 PM (3EsBe)

693

"I Like Kids. I Just Can't Eat a Whole One"

 

 

Posted by: play nice at January 19, 2013 05:08 PM (V83mK)

694 "Religion is for people who believe in hell. Spirituality is for people who have been there."

Why don't they just say "My brand of spirituality
is far superior to that of you you evangelical morons?"

No it means they couldn't stay sober in the front of the church but may be in the basement.

Posted by: Some Other Sock at January 19, 2013 05:11 PM (YgEq4)

695 Like I said, bumper stickers come in two varieties: I'm better than you / You are not as good as me.

Posted by: M. Murcek at January 19, 2013 05:13 PM (GJUgF)

696 "Jesus loves you.  Everyone else thinks you're an asshole."

Posted by: Nomennovum at January 19, 2013 05:13 PM (H2PAR)

697 Bumper sticker:  Kill a Commie for Christ

Posted by: NC Ref at January 19, 2013 05:14 PM (/izg2)

698 Republicans for Voldemort!

Posted by: Jerry Root at January 19, 2013 05:20 PM (ALntY)

699 Shave the whales!

Posted by: theCork at January 19, 2013 05:22 PM (HoKiN)

700

Nearing 700 posts. Nice thread!

 

Think globally. Act locally.

 

Bush Lied. People Died.

 

Obama Biden.

 

Buck Fush.

 

To any cars sporting any of the above: Torpedoes, LOS!

 

 

Posted by: RM at January 19, 2013 05:32 PM (ixDYs)

701

My favorite, though I am late to this party:

 

On a pickup in Georgia-  "My gun has killed fewer people than Ted Kennedy's car"

Posted by: Virginia SoCon at January 19, 2013 05:39 PM (0Vu40)

702 Of course, I now see this one has been posted multiple times. 

Posted by: Virginia SoCon at January 19, 2013 05:41 PM (0Vu40)

703 DEAD PEOPLE VOTE DEMOCRAT

Posted by: The Mega Independent at January 19, 2013 05:47 PM (46pA5)

704 "Christ Is Not An Elected Position."

Posted by: Colorado Alex at January 19, 2013 05:50 PM (WP0CV)

705 Seen on a neighbors' car: Pretty girls turn heads. North Dakota girls break necks.

Posted by: Noah Bawdy at January 19, 2013 05:57 PM (IGqkA)

706 For those who live in the Washington, D.C. area: "Choose Civility In Howard County"

Posted by: Angry Potato at January 19, 2013 05:58 PM (oee3X)

707 God is dead  - Nietzsche, 1883

Nietzsche is dead - God, 1900

Posted by: BruceC at January 19, 2013 05:58 PM (tqJU8)

708 "Electric Cars Run on Coal"

Posted by: RNB at January 19, 2013 06:02 PM (WkjqG)

709 Proud member of The Angry Mob

Posted by: mobster at January 19, 2013 06:10 PM (hXaD3)

710 Mein anderes Auto ist ein Unterseeboot Wolves - smoke a pack a day (in Montana) Earth First - We'll log the other planets later (Also in MT) If you *heart* NY, take I40 East (in Albuquerque) If God wanted Texans to ski he would've given them a mountain (Taos)

Posted by: Jimmy don\'t play that at January 19, 2013 06:12 PM (xcwcN)

711

"Choose civility in Howard County"?

Guess we Virginians can continue to be assholes. 

My favorite: Reunite Gondwanaland.

Posted by: Jim in Virginia at January 19, 2013 06:13 PM (DOz/K)

712 They call it self defense
because YOU do it

Posted by: Katya Kakhov at January 19, 2013 06:14 PM (/fNtQ)

713 Can't believe no one's mentioned this one: The In 'n Out Burger bumper sticker with the "B" and "R" in "burger" removed. CLASSIC! IN 'N OUT -->> IN 'N OUT BURGER URGE Another couple faves (and, undoubtedly, showing my age): - Piss on Iran! - Up Your Hole with the Ayatollah! - Impeach the President....and Her Husband, Too! (during Slick Willy's tenure)

Posted by: bworei at January 19, 2013 06:38 PM (GxeXu)

714 Mine says, . . . Against all enemies, foreign & domestic,

Posted by: VN Redleg at January 19, 2013 06:44 PM (lg2eB)

715 I have a poster running around somewhere... let me see if I can dig the printout of it it up... Nope, had to go online. "You give peace a chance, I'll cover you in case it doesn't work out". http://www.zazzle.com/you_can_give_peace_a_chance_ill_cover_you_bumper_sticker-128683037751965170

Posted by: gekkobear at January 19, 2013 06:48 PM (gAH5l)

716 Oh, and the two I owned years ago. Save The Whales... Trade Them For Valuable Prizes. Let Go Of My Ears; I Know What I'm Doing.

Posted by: gekkobear at January 19, 2013 06:51 PM (gAH5l)

717 159 "Welcome to California. Now go home" Posted by: Oswald at January 19, 2013 06:39 PM (5pi9n) I forgot my dad's bumper sticker: If it's tourist season; why can't we shoot them?

Posted by: gekkobear at January 19, 2013 06:57 PM (gAH5l)

718 On my truck: A Taxpayer Voting For Barack Obama Is Like A Chicken Voting For Col Sanders.

I know: RAAAAACIST!

Best bumper sticker on another vehicle: Red Corvette, black background, silver letters: BAD Cop! NO Donut!

Posted by: SDN at January 19, 2013 07:03 PM (btinU)

719 I once thought up a bumper sticker that said Gore - Clinton 1996 with a picture of a charging male elephant, but that was a little violent for public consumption.

Posted by: Mr_Write at January 19, 2013 07:07 PM (CLkAH)

720 My Puter left out the ampersand. So that should read, foreign "and" domestic.

Posted by: VN Redleg at January 19, 2013 07:12 PM (lg2eB)

721 245 ugh calvin pissing always irritated me

I agree... except for the one I saw of Calvin pissing on the words "Sierra Club". That was good for a laught.

Posted by: Peregrine Took, Hobbit S.O.B. at January 19, 2013 07:14 PM (erlzv)

722

An Alaskan Favorite

Eat Moose!  10,000 Wolves Can't Be Wrong!

Posted by: btr at January 19, 2013 07:15 PM (NGqyq)

723 My Reaver can eat your Honor Student

Posted by: Desert Dweller at January 19, 2013 07:18 PM (vZcah)

724 Sorry if these are repeats:

"E=MC2, it's not just a good idea, it's the law."

also:
"My other car is a tardis."

Posted by: flashbazbo, s.e. at January 19, 2013 07:24 PM (1qB0e)

725 My fave, and currently residing on ALL my bumpers:

The Ronald Reagan pic with Avenge Me on it.

Pic in Nic...

Posted by: Mr Wolf, Esq at January 19, 2013 07:46 PM (UIAT6)

726 Saw this, of course on a Dodge Ram:

Dodge the father
Ram the daughter

Posted by: expatinpa at January 19, 2013 08:09 PM (uW+NQ)

727

We should've picked our own damn cotton.

Posted by: Ronzoni at January 19, 2013 08:14 PM (k0Zim)

728 From a novel by John Gregory Dunne: On a van: This may not be the Mayflower, but your daughter came across in it.

Posted by: don f at January 19, 2013 08:22 PM (XHpeR)

729 "If everyone you meet is an asshole, you might be the problem"

Posted by: Grimmy at January 19, 2013 08:39 PM (uUsh9)

730 "In 1969 the only Woodstock I saw was on my M-14"

Posted by: JRT at January 19, 2013 08:40 PM (yKNCH)

731 "Honey Badger" don't careÂ…

Posted by: JRT at January 19, 2013 08:42 PM (yKNCH)

732 “We don’t allow faster-than-light neutrinos in here,” says the bartender.

A neutrino walks into a bar.

Posted by: JRT at January 19, 2013 08:43 PM (yKNCH)

733 "ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ"
We didn't come here to dance

Posted by: JRT at January 19, 2013 08:44 PM (yKNCH)

734 Who is John Galt?

Posted by: JRT at January 19, 2013 08:45 PM (yKNCH)

735 Can't believe no one's mentioned this one: The In 'n Out Burger bumper sticker with the "B" and "R" in "burger" removed. CLASSIC!

IN 'N OUT -->> IN 'N OUT
BURGER URGE

Wrong!

After modifying, it said "IN 'N OUT URGE

Posted by: JRT at January 19, 2013 08:52 PM (yKNCH)

736 Subvert the Dominant Paradigm

Posted by: BZZZzzz... at January 19, 2013 09:04 PM (aTAhE)

737 At Costco getting gas... picture of Obama with a O logo and the words, "Does this ass make my truck look fat." The truck was one of those HUGE pick up trucks but this one also had dual wheels on the back. It was wider than a semi, had to be. So, slightly funny if obscure... and I hate to say, I usually resist making "compensation" references to men's vehicles but I couldn't help but wonder.

Posted by: Synova at January 19, 2013 09:11 PM (7/PU+)

738 Land rights for gay whales!

Posted by: ArcticHen at January 19, 2013 09:21 PM (t7baQ)

739 Spotted Owl, tastes like chicken!

from my brother in Washington

Posted by: jbinnout at January 19, 2013 11:05 PM (F0sUa)

740 From back in the late '70s:

"Made in America, tested in Japan. Prove it in Iran." with a mushroom cloud as background.

Posted by: Grimmy at January 20, 2013 12:37 AM (uUsh9)

741 Back when NATIONAL LAMPOON was a magazine, you could order a pack of little round stickers with the picture of a screw on it. With one of these you could change a I (heart) my Doby to I (screw) my Doby. I had great fun on campus with these..

Posted by: JimmyD at January 20, 2013 12:44 AM (fFHad)

742

The greatest bumper sticker of all time:

 

BUMPER STICKERS ARE NOT THE ANSWER.

Posted by: Francis W. Porretto at January 20, 2013 01:39 AM (GCzY/)

743

JESUS LOVES YOU!  Everyone else thinks you're an asshole.

 

Posted by: Tom at January 20, 2013 02:36 AM (FtEC6)

744 Flanders and Swann did the "made out of meat" thing before Homer Simpson was a twinkle in Matt Groening's eye. It was a song about cannibalism, though, and they were talking about people.

Posted by: S. Weasel at January 20, 2013 02:45 AM (CrEGa)

745 HONK IF YOU LOVE CHEESES

Posted by: Yojimbo at January 20, 2013 02:57 AM (c9F8a)

746 I Brake For Hallucinations

Posted by: BignJames at January 20, 2013 03:12 AM (Sg0G/)

747 From 30 years ago: "Disco Sucks" in the rear window on an old beat up pickup truck held together with a hundred other bumper stickers.

Posted by: Mary at January 20, 2013 03:23 AM (Bf+ur)

748 "Would you drive any better if that cellphone was crammed up your ass?"

Posted by: AmericanBTGoG at January 20, 2013 03:33 AM (ojVMz)

749 "So many cats...so few recipes"

Posted by: Alyosha at January 20, 2013 04:37 AM (cv5Iw)

750

1. Humpty Dumpty was pushed.

2. Ronald Regan is a lesbian.

3. Roses are red, violets are blue,

I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.

Posted by: mikecool at January 20, 2013 07:05 AM (fFdFD)

751 (Actually a button, not a sticker):

Che killed people, you trendy douchebag.

Posted by: George LeS at January 20, 2013 09:10 AM (C4s3i)

752 I saw a decent looking woman get in a van with those family/pet stickers with the father one crossed out and "position available written next to it!

Posted by: chris edwards at January 20, 2013 10:27 AM (W7JfS)

753 "Nuke the Unborn Whales"

Posted by: coarsehair at January 20, 2013 10:55 AM (WPw5a)

754 I made one on zazzle once that had the blue/red silhouette picture of Obama  but with a propeller beanie and it said "My (elementary school name) third grader is smarter than your Obama."
I actually had someone leave a note on my car telling me how great they thought that sticker was.

Posted by: Jon at January 20, 2013 02:35 PM (6v9vq)

755

Nevermind World Peace - Visualize Using Your Turn Signals

Real Americans Drive What They Want

what part of "Shall Not Be Infringed" don't you understand?

Posted by: Josh Rothman at January 20, 2013 04:44 PM (rofkS)

756 The best part of you ran down your momma's leg.

Posted by: Daydreamin' of lovely Lola's ass at January 20, 2013 05:46 PM (CWHoS)

757

SI HOC LEGERE SCIS es propinquus quoque.

Communism killed 100 million people, and all I got was this ugly bumper sticker.

Get off the phone or get off the road.

Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly.

Jesus Christ and US veterans are the only forces that have ever offered to die for you.

FOXTROT BRAVO OSCAR

86 44

My soldier protects your honor student.

Does my flag offend you?  Call 1-800-LEAVE-USA

Posted by: Darkangel at January 20, 2013 07:35 PM (LCcBH)

758 "If you are what you eat, I'm fast, easy, and cheap."

Posted by: logprof at January 21, 2013 01:28 PM (StDOM)

759 waaaaayy

Posted by: Serious Cat at January 22, 2013 11:39 AM (UypUQ)

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