July 08, 2013
— Ace One additional bit, too: There were "multiple" break-ins. They exited and reentered more than once.
The burglars are dressed in street clothes -- t-shirt, shorts, cap -- but then, the idea of Evil Elite Operatives always dressing in impeccably-tailored suits or wicked-cool black leather trenchcoats is probably Something Hollywood Made Up.
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Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars[/i][/b][/s] at July 08, 2013 11:25 AM (xm1Dn)
Posted by: Chuck at July 08, 2013 11:25 AM (rfXgR)
Posted by: RoyalOil at July 08, 2013 11:25 AM (VjL9S)
They keep their heads down as they approach the camera. They knew there was a camera there.
Posted by: ace at July 08, 2013 11:26 AM (/IWYB)
They used their own statisticians to figure out what "uniform" to wear and make themselves invisible to anyone who looked at them.
It's a conspiracy, man!
Posted by: Dax at July 08, 2013 11:26 AM (AoVZp)
Posted by: huerfano at July 08, 2013 11:26 AM (bAGA/)
Posted by: Serious Cat at July 08, 2013 11:27 AM (UypUQ)
Posted by: Hrothgar at July 08, 2013 11:27 AM (Cnqmv)
Posted by: ChirstyBlinky Redneck Queen at July 08, 2013 11:27 AM (baL2B)
Well thank goodness the State Department categorically denied they had anything to do with this.
Given their fantastic track record in the last 5 years, what with a peaceful Middle East, Iran not acquiring nuclear weapons and an increasingly stable North Korea, I think we can all agree to take them at their word.
Posted by: Austin in TX at July 08, 2013 11:27 AM (GBY9g)
Posted by: alittleenglish at July 08, 2013 11:28 AM (SHZnC)
Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at July 08, 2013 11:28 AM (ggRof)
Posted by: phreshone at July 08, 2013 11:28 AM (Pr6hk)
Posted by: grognard at July 08, 2013 11:28 AM (/29Nl)
At this point, any criminality by the Dims is not only believable, it's expected.
Posted by: Arms Merchant at July 08, 2013 11:28 AM (HBAcW)
but then, the idea of Evil Elite Operatives always dressing in impeccably-tailored suits or wicked-cool black leather trenchcoats is probably Something Hollywood Made Up.
In this instance I'm thinking the "Elite" in "Evil Elite Operatives" is up for debate.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/b][/u][/i] at July 08, 2013 11:28 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: blast from the past at July 08, 2013 11:29 AM (codCi)
Posted by: Z as in Jersey at July 08, 2013 11:29 AM (XKajE)
Posted by: Austin in TX at July 08, 2013 11:29 AM (GBY9g)
Posted by: eleven at July 08, 2013 11:29 AM (KXm42)
Posted by: Hrothgar at July 08, 2013 11:30 AM (Cnqmv)
Posted by: EC at July 08, 2013 11:30 AM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: Tami[/i][/b][/u][/s] at July 08, 2013 11:30 AM (X6akg)
"but then, the idea of Evil Elite Operatives always dressing in impeccably-tailored suits or wicked-cool black leather trenchcoats is probably Something Hollywood Made Up."
I always insist that my minions be properly attired for fashion and intimidation.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Pirate Scum of Umbar at July 08, 2013 11:30 AM (hLRSq)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at July 08, 2013 11:30 AM (/PCJa)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at July 08, 2013 11:30 AM (/PCJa)
Posted by: dogfish at July 08, 2013 11:31 AM (NuPNl)
Posted by: Jollyroger at July 08, 2013 11:31 AM (t06LC)
Posted by: phreshone at July 08, 2013 03:28 PM (Pr6hk) Awesome!
Posted by: Arms Merchant at July 08, 2013 11:31 AM (HBAcW)
Posted by: Gerard Harbison at July 08, 2013 11:31 AM (oiiqn)
Posted by: dogfish at July 08, 2013 03:31 PM (NuPNl)
Where IS old Bernstein anyway? Getting stoned in some hippie commune somewhere?
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/b][/u][/i] at July 08, 2013 11:31 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: Tami[/i][/b][/u][/s] at July 08, 2013 11:32 AM (X6akg)
Posted by: TFG Spokes-tool at July 08, 2013 11:32 AM (/PCJa)
Anybody no where St. Trayvon The First's parents were that night? Hey, I'm just asking what we were all thinking.
Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at July 08, 2013 11:32 AM (X+nFp)
Posted by: grognard at July 08, 2013 11:33 AM (/29Nl)
Posted by: L, elle at July 08, 2013 11:33 AM (0PiQ4)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at July 08, 2013 11:33 AM (32Ze2)
Posted by: TFG Spokes-tool at July 08, 2013 11:33 AM (/PCJa)
Work machine isn't being buggy about playing the vid, but I gotta ask, what's the call letters of that tv station? WFAT?
I don't watch local news, but there's something to be said for hot, attractive people doing the on-air reading.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 08, 2013 11:33 AM (TOk1P)
Posted by: TFG Spokes-tool at July 08, 2013 11:34 AM (/PCJa)
Posted by: James "The Muslim Brotherhood is a largely secular organization" Clapper at July 08, 2013 11:34 AM (HBAcW)
Posted by: Dept. of Acuracy at July 08, 2013 11:34 AM (VWfCN)
Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at July 08, 2013 11:34 AM (ymovd)
Posted by: eleven at July 08, 2013 11:34 AM (KXm42)
Posted by: Z as in Jersey at July 08, 2013 11:34 AM (XKajE)
When is Teh JEF going to start dressing in snappy military uniforms ala Khaddafi.....
Posted by: Truck Monkey at July 08, 2013 11:35 AM (32Ze2)
Posted by: joncelli at July 08, 2013 11:36 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: real joe at July 08, 2013 11:36 AM (epiOF)
Posted by: Fritz at July 08, 2013 11:37 AM (UzPAd)
You should always have lanyards with some kind of badge on it. And a guy with a clipboard doesn't hurt either.
Posted by: toby928© Red Partisan at July 08, 2013 11:37 AM (codCi)
Posted by: Z as in Jersey at July 08, 2013 03:29 PM (XKajE)
I lol'd.
Posted by: Serious Cat at July 08, 2013 11:37 AM (UypUQ)
Posted by: BurtTC
YEah, I was thinking the same. I thought DFW was a big market.
Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at July 08, 2013 11:38 AM (xvZYu)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at July 08, 2013 11:38 AM (/PCJa)
Posted by: kerry the tool at July 08, 2013 11:38 AM (entLs)
Posted by: toby928© Red Partisan at July 08, 2013 03:37 PM (codCi)
Generic Delivery Guy (tm) is always a great disguise.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/b][/u][/i] at July 08, 2013 11:39 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: Austin in TX at July 08, 2013 11:39 AM (GBY9g)
Silver coins and bars?
Government employee burglars aren't allowed to take additional items. If they did, they would be in danger of being put on paid leave, but they wouldn't lose their pensions.
Posted by: jwest at July 08, 2013 11:40 AM (u2a4R)
Nothing to see here, move along...
Posted by: Drumwaster at July 08, 2013 11:40 AM (aYeLo)
Posted by: Carney at July 08, 2013 11:40 AM (D+lxs)
Who? Who? Who? Who? I'd really like to know!
( •_• )
( •_• )>⌐■-■
(⌐■_■ )
Posted by: andycanuck at July 08, 2013 03:39 PM (9+vDU)
CSI: Miami for. The. WIN.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/b][/u][/i] at July 08, 2013 11:40 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: Serious Cat at July 08, 2013 11:40 AM (UypUQ)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at July 08, 2013 11:40 AM (/PCJa)
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at July 08, 2013 11:40 AM (HDgX3)
Posted by: Tony W., Delivery Guy at July 08, 2013 11:41 AM (UzPAd)
My memory's a little foggy......
Posted by: Hawkins1701 at July 08, 2013 11:41 AM (tUcPB)
Well, last time we had this problem was on account of squirrels chewin' the wires.
I'd better locate the central junction box. - I think it's down there.
Posted by: Jack Burton at July 08, 2013 11:41 AM (/29Nl)
Posted by: phreshone at July 08, 2013 11:42 AM (Pr6hk)
Here's my question- why *not* steal other stuff, too?
That would be illegal if this was a government run operation. But it is NOT a government run operation.
Posted by: Carney at July 08, 2013 11:42 AM (D+lxs)
Posted by: dananjcon at July 08, 2013 11:42 AM (jvd3N)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at July 08, 2013 11:42 AM (/PCJa)
Posted by: Slappy at July 08, 2013 11:42 AM (LTbLf)
Posted by: Frank Sturgis at July 08, 2013 11:43 AM (e8kgV)
Posted by: alexthechick - Commence drinking now. at July 08, 2013 11:43 AM (VtjlW)
Posted by: real joe at July 08, 2013 11:43 AM (epiOF)
Posted by: rickb223 at July 08, 2013 11:43 AM (SxbfN)
Posted by: Jamie Gorelick sitting in for Valerie Jarrett by way of Susan Rice at July 08, 2013 11:43 AM (71LDo)
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at July 08, 2013 11:44 AM (HDgX3)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at July 08, 2013 11:44 AM (/PCJa)
Posted by: Vince Foster at July 08, 2013 11:44 AM (Pr6hk)
Here's my question- why *not* steal other stuff, too?
I can think of three options:
1) They were told specifically what to get but had to go back several times because they kept grabbing similar items that were not the right ones.
OR
2) The person directing them told them not to grab anything other than what they were sent to get because every extra item taken from the office is one more piece of evidence that, if located, might be tracked back to the mastermind culprit.
OR
3) They're just really, REALLY stupid.
None of these is mutually exclusive, of course.
No, this was directed. The only question is "by whom?"
That is indeed the million dollar question.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/b][/u][/i] at July 08, 2013 11:45 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: rickb223 at July 08, 2013 11:45 AM (SxbfN)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 08, 2013 11:46 AM (8ZskC)
Definitely wasn't me.
Posted by: James Bond at July 08, 2013 11:46 AM (hO9ad)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at July 08, 2013 11:46 AM (/PCJa)
Jury finds Zimmerman guilty of the 'lesser included charge' of unlawful discharge of a firearm.
also, of improper refuse disposal
Posted by: Mimi from the State of Miami at July 08, 2013 11:47 AM (omBWL)
Organizing for Action is all about organized action.
Jobs for burglars - social welfare!
Posted by: RiverC, White Chocolate Emancipator at July 08, 2013 11:47 AM (El+h4)
]Remember the Rose Law Firm records?
Posted by: zsasz
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Why, no...., I don't.
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at July 08, 2013 03:41 PM (aDwsi)
Wear a helmet next time you go walking, you deformed Weeble.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/b][/u][/i] at July 08, 2013 11:47 AM (4df7R)
( •_• ) It looks like...
( •_• )>⌐■-■ our whistle-blower...
(⌐■_■ ) got somebody's attention.
Posted by: Serious Cat at July 08, 2013 11:48 AM (UypUQ)
Posted by: Vince Foster at July 08, 2013 11:48 AM (Pr6hk)
Posted by: ejo at July 08, 2013 11:48 AM (GXvSO)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at July 08, 2013 11:48 AM (/PCJa)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 08, 2013 11:49 AM (8ZskC)
Posted by: RiverC, White Chocolate Emancipator at July 08, 2013 11:49 AM (El+h4)
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( •_• ) It looks like...
( •_• )>⌐■-■ our whistle-blower...
(⌐■_■ ) got somebody's attention.
Posted by: Serious Cat at July 08, 2013 03:48 PM (UypUQ)
EEEEYOWWWWWWW!
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/b][/u][/i] at July 08, 2013 11:49 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at July 08, 2013 11:49 AM (qx7YW)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at July 08, 2013 11:49 AM (/PCJa)
Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at July 08, 2013 11:50 AM (wR+pz)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at July 08, 2013 11:50 AM (XIxXP)
Posted by: dc at July 08, 2013 11:50 AM (UdPlZ)
Posted by: Jones in CO at July 08, 2013 11:50 AM (8sCoq)
I expected a svelte, busty woman with pointy elbows dressed in black leather.
I'm somewhat disappointed.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at July 08, 2013 11:50 AM (0HooB)
Posted by: Ray Van Dune at July 08, 2013 11:50 AM (C7fzo)
Posted by: eleven at July 08, 2013 11:50 AM (KXm42)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at July 08, 2013 11:51 AM (/PCJa)
They're Thief/Mages. Look at how they blurred the video.
Posted by: toby928© Red Partisan at July 08, 2013 11:51 AM (codCi)
Posted by: Dan Rather at July 08, 2013 11:51 AM (Pr6hk)
Posted by: Jones in CO at July 08, 2013 03:50 PM (8sCoq)
The second-unit director?
Posted by: Serious Cat at July 08, 2013 11:51 AM (UypUQ)
Posted by: Tami[/i][/b][/u][/s] at July 08, 2013 11:51 AM (X6akg)
Posted by: Overthinkier at July 08, 2013 11:51 AM (U13jb)
I'm not that kind of thief
Posted by: That orc from Spoony's story at July 08, 2013 11:52 AM (hO9ad)
Posted by: andycanuck at July 08, 2013 11:52 AM (9+vDU)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at July 08, 2013 03:40 PM (4df7R)
Somehow you have to make David Caruso move off frame before the shot is complete to get the full effect.
Posted by: somebody else, not me at July 08, 2013 11:52 AM (29vnO)
Posted by: Sandy Berger at July 08, 2013 11:52 AM (8ZskC)
Posted by: rickb223 at July 08, 2013 11:52 AM (SxbfN)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at July 08, 2013 11:52 AM (Pr6hk)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at July 08, 2013 11:52 AM (/PCJa)
They kept their faces down so they couldn't be ID'd directly.
But they wanted to be seen.
It's intimidation.
Posted by: RiverC, White Chocolate Emancipator at July 08, 2013 11:53 AM (El+h4)
Posted by: Buzzsaw at July 08, 2013 11:53 AM (Mxs5H)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/b][/u][/i] at July 08, 2013 11:53 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: dananjcon at July 08, 2013 11:53 AM (jvd3N)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, in his happy place at July 08, 2013 11:54 AM (zUi7I)
Or the obligatory blinking led.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at July 08, 2013 11:54 AM (Mxs5H)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at July 08, 2013 11:54 AM (/PCJa)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's Other Mobile[/i][/b][/s][/u] at July 08, 2013 11:54 AM (qyfb5)
Posted by: rickb223 at July 08, 2013 11:54 AM (SxbfN)
Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at July 08, 2013 11:54 AM (wR+pz)
Plus
you need to get away from the bomb after you set it off
There's always remote detonation, but if they catch you or something happens, they can prevent the bomb detonation.
With the timer, it's gonna blow unless someone goes in there and stops it.
Creates better plot tension, though knowing criminals the remote detonation is more likely (gives you more 'control'.)
Posted by: RiverC, White Chocolate Emancipator at July 08, 2013 11:55 AM (El+h4)
Posted by: Tami[/i][/b][/u][/s] at July 08, 2013 11:55 AM (X6akg)
Posted by: EC at July 08, 2013 11:55 AM (GQ8sn)
So it can be disarmed with 2 seconds left.
Posted by: toby928© screams like a little girl at July 08, 2013 11:56 AM (codCi)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at July 08, 2013 11:56 AM (/PCJa)
So. How many scandels does this make? Does anyone know? Does anyone care? Are there enough investigators to cover all of them?
We live in tyranny.
Posted by: Soona at July 08, 2013 11:56 AM (1Sqx0)
Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at July 08, 2013 11:57 AM (9+vDU)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at July 08, 2013 11:57 AM (XIxXP)
Whitney Drolen & Tami Dombek.
............Pics or it didn't happen.
Posted by: Minnfidel at July 08, 2013 11:57 AM (PihNI)
Or the obligatory blinking led.
Posted by: Buzzsaw
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And, a green wire and a blue wire. Which one to cut? (tick, tick, tick)......., WHICH ONE TO CUT! (tick, tick, tick)......
Posted by: Mike Hammer at July 08, 2013 11:57 AM (aDwsi)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 08, 2013 11:57 AM (g1DWB)
Posted by: Tami at July 08, 2013 03:55 PM (X6akg)
Did he testify for the prosecution? I don't recall. I would have thought the defense covered that issue on cross.
Posted by: real joe at July 08, 2013 11:57 AM (epiOF)
Posted by: toby928© screams like a little girl at July 08, 2013 11:57 AM (codCi)
Posted by: Nikita Krushchev at July 08, 2013 11:58 AM (Pr6hk)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, in his happy place at July 08, 2013 11:58 AM (zUi7I)
Posted by: Dats Retarded Future Buddha at July 08, 2013 11:58 AM (oDCMR)
Posted by: rickb223 at July 08, 2013 11:58 AM (SxbfN)
Posted by: real joe at July 08, 2013 11:58 AM (epiOF)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at July 08, 2013 11:58 AM (/PCJa)
Posted by: Buzzsaw
Was watching one of the Underworld movies yesterday. Beckinsdale's character wanders up to ancient monastery carved into rocky mountain side. Big, elaborate cross carved into rock.
In the center of the cross is a vid-cam with a blinking red light. Apparently 800 yr old vampires haven't figured out electrical tape yet.
Posted by: THOR [/i] [/b] at July 08, 2013 11:58 AM (xvZYu)
It would have been a dead giveaway if police would have found a RESET button stuck onto the lens.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 08, 2013 11:58 AM (8ZskC)
Posted by: [/i][/b][/s]akula_51 at July 08, 2013 11:59 AM (Vgn84)
Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at July 08, 2013 12:00 PM (wR+pz)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's Other Mobile[/i][/b][/s][/u] at July 08, 2013 12:00 PM (qyfb5)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at July 08, 2013 12:00 PM (XIxXP)
Posted by: blindside at July 08, 2013 12:00 PM (x7g7t)
Posted by: Bigby's Jazz Hands at July 08, 2013 12:00 PM (3ZtZW)
166They didn't even use the black spray paint on the camera lens trick when you're pretty sure it's not a live surveillance camera.
I thought they used shaving cream or Silly String.
Posted by: Dats Retarded Future Buddha at July 08, 2013 12:00 PM (oDCMR)
For the obligatory joke where Bond stops it at 0:07, of course.
Posted by: Ian S. at July 08, 2013 12:01 PM (B/VB5)
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ in Black at July 08, 2013 12:01 PM (/kI1Q)
Posted by: Minnfidel at July 08, 2013 12:01 PM (PihNI)
Posted by: Iblis at July 08, 2013 12:02 PM (9221z)
Posted by: Hans Gruber at July 08, 2013 12:02 PM (lZBBB)
WTH ever happened with the Sharyl Attkinson story on her computers? I've heard zip about it.
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There was actually some talk about that earlier today. I ended up having to backtrack on some stuff I'd posted after double-checking.
Back in mid-June, she said that she thought she knew who was responsible. But she hasn't provided any further information. Presumably she doesn't have enough solid evidence to give the needed weight to an accusation.
Posted by: junior at July 08, 2013 12:02 PM (UWFpX)
Posted by: alexthechick - Commence drinking now. at July 08, 2013 12:03 PM (VtjlW)
Posted by: rickb223 at July 08, 2013 12:03 PM (SxbfN)
Posted by: Reggie Love at July 08, 2013 12:03 PM (Pr6hk)
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at July 08, 2013 12:03 PM (CJjw5)
The public demands that Hippo Jenteal be recalled! Justice demands it.
Posted by: Minnfidel at July 08, 2013 12:03 PM (PihNI)
Heh.
The actual story was that the party was making introductions, and the wizard challenged Spoony's half-orc thief how he could ever be sneaky enough given his size. The thief said 'I can pick your pocket' and the wizard replied 'Show me.'
So the thief punches him, doing enough subdual damage to knock him out, and then takes his coinpurse.
That segued into a story to long to recount here about a player who used the phrase "I'm not that kind of thief" every time any of the usual thief skill checks came up.
Posted by: Methos at July 08, 2013 12:03 PM (hO9ad)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at July 08, 2013 12:03 PM (/PCJa)
Posted by: junior
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Or..., she's been convinced to rethink things. Kinda like John Roberts.
Posted by: Mike Hammer at July 08, 2013 12:04 PM (aDwsi)
Posted by: toby928© screams like a little girl at July 08, 2013 12:05 PM (codCi)
Posted by: runningrn at July 08, 2013 12:05 PM (PLOz8)
Posted by: Ian S. at July 08, 2013 12:06 PM (B/VB5)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at July 08, 2013 12:06 PM (XIxXP)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at July 08, 2013 12:07 PM (0HooB)
Posted by: J.R. Ewing at July 08, 2013 12:07 PM (BXLPR)
Hello? Left wing media? Anybody there? Big Scoop here, Watergate style, bigger even. Hello? Pulitzer maybe.....hello?
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 08, 2013 12:07 PM (/tUlE)
Posted by: blindside at July 08, 2013 12:07 PM (x7g7t)
Back in mid-June, she said that she thought she knew who was responsible. But she hasn't provided any further information. Presumably she doesn't have enough solid evidence to give the needed weight to an accusation.
Posted by: junior at July 08, 2013 04:02 PM (UWFpX)
We have.... TOP Men on it.... Top men...
Posted by: FBI at July 08, 2013 12:07 PM (lZBBB)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's Other Mobile[/i][/b][/s][/u] at July 08, 2013 12:08 PM (qyfb5)
Too blonde.
Posted by: eleven at July 08, 2013 04:06 PM....To quote one of the great intellectuals of our day,,,,,,,,,"That's retarded sir."
Posted by: Minnfidel at July 08, 2013 12:08 PM (PihNI)
Posted by: alexthechick - Commence drinking now. at July 08, 2013 12:09 PM (VtjlW)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's Other Mobile[/i][/b][/s][/u] at July 08, 2013 12:10 PM (qyfb5)
>>>>I thought they used shaving cream or Silly String.
.
Silly String makes a good substitute for projectile vomiting as long as you can conceal the can. Pretty spectacular in a drunken bar setting.
Posted by: Johnnyreb at July 08, 2013 12:10 PM (cDr8Y)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's Other Mobile[/i][/b][/s][/u] at July 08, 2013 12:10 PM (qyfb5)
Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at July 08, 2013 12:11 PM (9+vDU)
Bill Gates Must Die.
Posted by: Jones in CO at July 08, 2013 12:11 PM (8sCoq)
Posted by: Tami[/i][/b][/u][/s] at July 08, 2013 12:12 PM (X6akg)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at July 08, 2013 12:12 PM (XIxXP)
Posted by: Satan at July 08, 2013 12:13 PM (/PCJa)
Posted by: Jones in CO at July 08, 2013 12:13 PM (8sCoq)
Bill Gates Must Die.
Posted by: Jones
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Firefox
Posted by: Mike Hammer at July 08, 2013 12:13 PM (aDwsi)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at July 08, 2013 12:14 PM (/PCJa)
I don't live anywhere near TX. But suddenly I am very interested in the traffic there.
Posted by: Minnfidel at July 08, 2013 12:14 PM (PihNI)
Posted by: Mike Hammer at July 08, 2013 12:14 PM (aDwsi)
Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at July 08, 2013 12:14 PM (wR+pz)
Why not use Firefox or even Google Chrome browser?
I use FF
but I have a software tool (Roxio) that lets me capture online video- youtube, dailymotion , music videos- and for some reason it works with IE but not FF
Posted by: Jones in CO at July 08, 2013 12:15 PM (8sCoq)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at July 08, 2013 04:14 ........Don't even get me started on windows 8. The biggest POS in years. It's the new coke of OS.
Posted by: Minnfidel at July 08, 2013 12:15 PM (PihNI)
Posted by: Jones in CO at July 08, 2013 04:11 PM (8sCoq)
Add remove programs... View Installed Updates.... scroll down to the Windows updates... and you will find IE 10 there.... right click, uninstall.
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 08, 2013 12:15 PM (lZBBB)
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The public demands that Hippo Jenteal be recalled! Justice demands it.
My impression was of a beached walrus cow but without the intelligence.
Posted by: Dats Retarded Future Buddha at July 08, 2013 12:15 PM (oDCMR)
Really? I mean hold up. They are carrying computers out in boxes with handles on them? Seriously, what's up with that.
I gotta toss the BS flag on this whole thing. This is more like a Candid Camera spoof.
Posted by: Johnnyreb at July 08, 2013 12:15 PM (cDr8Y)
Posted by: Jones in CO at July 08, 2013 04:13 PM (8sCoq)
Windows XP.
Posted by: Serious Cat at July 08, 2013 12:16 PM (UypUQ)
Posted by: Jones in CO at July 08, 2013 12:16 PM (8sCoq)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s][/u] at July 08, 2013 12:16 PM (yoh1c)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at July 08, 2013 12:16 PM (/PCJa)
Posted by: Jones in CO at July 08, 2013 12:17 PM (8sCoq)
Posted by: Tami[/i][/b][/u][/s] at July 08, 2013 12:17 PM (X6akg)
Posted by: Soona at July 08, 2013 12:17 PM (1Sqx0)
Posted by: Minnfidel at July 08, 2013 04:15 PM (PihNI)
Yeah... we're still buying windows 7 for our clients....
But in Novermeber they are supposed to be coming out with a big win 8 update, which will give you a win 7 type desktop... so we'll reevaluate after that.
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 08, 2013 12:17 PM (lZBBB)
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at July 08, 2013 12:17 PM (HDgX3)
Posted by: Lincolntf at July 08, 2013 12:17 PM (qbVkk)
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 08, 2013 12:17 PM (BAS5M)
Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at July 08, 2013 12:18 PM (wR+pz)
Posted by: Tami[/i][/b][/u][/s] at July 08, 2013 12:18 PM (X6akg)
Posted by: Minnfidel at July 08, 2013 12:19 PM (PihNI)
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at July 08, 2013 12:19 PM (HDgX3)
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Why make the murderer always be the butler?
Posted by: Mike Hammer at July 08, 2013 12:19 PM (aDwsi)
Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at July 08, 2013 12:19 PM (wR+pz)
And he was such a big Browns fan that the family encouraged everyone attending his funeral wear clothes supporting the team. But here's the real kicker -- he wanted his pallbearers to be Browns as well.
Why? Well ...
"He respectfully requests six Cleveland Browns pall bearers so the Browns can let him down one last time."
Posted by: Jesse Owens at July 08, 2013 12:19 PM (e8kgV)
A paddling of surfer chicks.
A posing of surfer chicks.
A tanning of surfer chicks.
Other suggestions?
Posted by: bonhomme at July 08, 2013 12:20 PM (2hTlI)
Posted by: Serious Cat at July 08, 2013 12:20 PM (UypUQ)
Posted by: eleven at July 08, 2013 12:20 PM (KXm42)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at July 08, 2013 12:20 PM (/PCJa)
Posted by: Tami[/i][/b][/u][/s] at July 08, 2013 12:20 PM (X6akg)
Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at July 08, 2013 12:20 PM (wR+pz)
Pfft. Hardly. It's not like we're arguing over whether Darth Vader or Data would have done a better job.
Posted by: Methos at July 08, 2013 12:20 PM (hO9ad)
Posted by: rickb223 at July 08, 2013 12:21 PM (SxbfN)
I love it.
Posted by: AllenG
But, but pee'ing on Microsoft is cool, man!
Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at July 08, 2013 12:21 PM (xvZYu)
A posing of surfer chicks.
A tanning of surfer chicks.
Other suggestions?
'a jiggling'
Posted by: Jones in CO at July 08, 2013 12:21 PM (8sCoq)
Posted by: [/i][/b][/s]akula_51 at July 08, 2013 12:21 PM (Vgn84)
Posted by: Lincolntf at July 08, 2013 12:22 PM (qbVkk)
Posted by: bonhomme at July 08, 2013 04:20 PM (2hTlI)
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An exultation of surfer chicks.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at July 08, 2013 12:22 PM (qx7YW)
Posted by: Dang at July 08, 2013 12:22 PM (Hx2XA)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at July 08, 2013 12:22 PM (/PCJa)
Posted by: Tami[/i][/b][/u][/s] at July 08, 2013 12:22 PM (X6akg)
Posted by: Jones in CO at July 08, 2013 12:23 PM (8sCoq)
Posted by: rickb223 at July 08, 2013 12:23 PM (SxbfN)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at July 08, 2013 12:23 PM (0HooB)
Dead UXO guy: Uhh, I see three wires that are green and white.
Radio dude: Yeah, that's the one.
Posted by: bonhomme at July 08, 2013 12:23 PM (2hTlI)
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at July 08, 2013 12:24 PM (HDgX3)
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I guess it pays to watch Burn Notice. Fiona did this just a few weeks ago. But she made things go 'splodey.
Posted by: Mayday at July 08, 2013 12:24 PM (eHc+1)
Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at July 08, 2013 12:24 PM (wR+pz)
Posted by: Dang - I watch a lot of TV so I know things at July 08, 2013 12:24 PM (Hx2XA)
Posted by: Lincolntf at July 08, 2013 12:24 PM (qbVkk)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at July 08, 2013 12:24 PM (/PCJa)
Posted by: Craig Poe at July 08, 2013 12:24 PM (BVkEs)
best product placement team in the business , next to Diet Coke
Posted by: Jones in CO at July 08, 2013 12:24 PM (8sCoq)
There's nothing to argue about. Android > Jedi
Posted by: HeatherRadishâ„¢ needs a beer at July 08, 2013 12:25 PM (/kI1Q)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s][/u] at July 08, 2013 12:25 PM (yoh1c)
Posted by: eleven at July 08, 2013 12:25 PM (KXm42)
Posted by: Al Roker's Missing 300 lbs at July 08, 2013 12:25 PM (uLzrM)
Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes more nonsense ...... at July 08, 2013 12:25 PM (RFeQD)
what if there's a white wire with green stripe?
Posted by: Jones in CO at July 08, 2013 12:25 PM (8sCoq)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at July 08, 2013 12:26 PM (/PCJa)
I told her that I will buy Microsoft products until the end of time just to piss her off.
Posted by: alexthechick - Commence drinking now. at July 08, 2013 12:26 PM (VtjlW)
Posted by: EROWMER at July 08, 2013 12:27 PM (OONaw)
Nice camera placement by the security firm. Did they forget to place a sign saying remove hat and look up so we can see your face?
Posted by: Ohio Dan at July 08, 2013 12:27 PM (U8ofE)
I seriously don't get the hate.
I love it.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at July 08, 2013 04:16 PM (/PCJa)
Windows 8 as an operating system is in general faster, better, etc. But the drastic change in the UI may put it into the Vista category.
It really depends on how you use your system - for me the new UI completely broke my usual style of using Windows. I use the Start menu A LOT and have many windows open at the same time.
So for me Win 8 has just sucked and wasted a lot of my time. I'm holding out for a usable service pack or whatever comes after Win 8.
Posted by: Mætenloch at July 08, 2013 12:27 PM (pAlYe)
I seriously don't get the hate.
I love it.
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Ditto. The only problem I've had with Windows 8 is due to an old, and now unsupported piece of VPN software that my company requires me to use on those occasions when I have to work from home. Aside from that, no issues.
Posted by: junior at July 08, 2013 12:27 PM (UWFpX)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at July 08, 2013 12:28 PM (0HooB)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at July 08, 2013 12:28 PM (/PCJa)
Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at July 08, 2013 12:28 PM (wR+pz)
Does Chrome still send every character you enter in the address bar back to Google? Last time I hooked it up to Fiddler it did.
Posted by: bonhomme at July 08, 2013 12:28 PM (J79eW)
Posted by: Tami at July 08, 2013 04:22 PM (X6akg)
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Well, then. I'd be calling the mayor to the stand too. Catch him in a lie. Shit on everything these politicians did to perpetuate this clusterfuck.
Posted by: Soona at July 08, 2013 12:28 PM (1Sqx0)
Posted by: Mike Hammer at July 08, 2013 12:28 PM (aDwsi)
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at July 08, 2013 12:29 PM (HDgX3)
Except that the Jedi has background points in Droid Repair and Programming. And can levitate shit so he can take it all in one trip.
Posted by: Methos at July 08, 2013 12:29 PM (hO9ad)
Posted by: rickb223 at July 08, 2013 12:29 PM (SxbfN)
Posted by: © Sponge at July 08, 2013 12:29 PM (xmcEQ)
They should have called Michael Westen.
Posted by: @JohnTant at July 08, 2013 03:25 PM (PFy0L)
Michael Westen is smarter than the entire Gaylord Focker administration. I just want to know if any of these bitches are going to jail or will the gutless Repukes just hold MOAR HEARINGS.
Posted by: Captain Hate at July 08, 2013 12:29 PM (cENVl)
Posted by: Hrothgar
If anyone out there wants to ditch Windows because "It don't work gud," they are not going to be able to make any flavor of linux work. If someone isn't willing to do troubleshooting on Windows, they sure as shit aren't going to learn a whole new set of line commands just to update drivers.
Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at July 08, 2013 12:30 PM (xvZYu)
Posted by: Tami[/i][/b][/u][/s] at July 08, 2013 12:30 PM (X6akg)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at July 08, 2013 12:30 PM (/PCJa)
Posted by: zsasz at July 08, 2013 12:30 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: alexthechick - Commence drinking now. at July 08, 2013 04:26 PM (VtjlW)
There is some logic to your point of view, but get a LINUX guy to load UBUNTU (or other 'nix) on an old computer and try it out. It is pretty amazing how much basic stuff is there out of the box in a "standard" off the shelf free Linux distribution. And it pretty much has the Windows feel, so you are not forced to a command line interface.
Posted by: Hrothgar at July 08, 2013 12:30 PM (Cnqmv)
Posted by: The Third Horseman Of The Apocalypse at July 08, 2013 12:30 PM (uLzrM)
You come back out here with the wrong damn compooter one more time and I drive off without yo ass!
Posted by: Eric Holder sitting in the getaway van at July 08, 2013 12:30 PM (Hx2XA)
Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at July 08, 2013 04:28 PM (wR+pz)
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If it can't be proven, it can be strongly inferred. I'm hoping the jury is paying attention at this point.
Posted by: Soona at July 08, 2013 12:30 PM (1Sqx0)
Posted by: Bartleby the Scrivener at July 08, 2013 12:31 PM (MhA4j)
And for some reason the Firefox search page that was my default for years no longer works.
Posted by: Methos at July 08, 2013 12:31 PM (hO9ad)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s][/u] at July 08, 2013 12:32 PM (yoh1c)
Posted by: Lincolntf at July 08, 2013 12:32 PM (qbVkk)
Posted by: Tami[/i][/b][/u][/s] at July 08, 2013 12:32 PM (X6akg)
Posted by: rickb223 at July 08, 2013 12:32 PM (SxbfN)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at July 08, 2013 12:32 PM (0HooB)
>>>Oh great. This thread is turning into a geek fest.
O RLY?
Kewl, cuz I was gonna ask if anybody had seen any 3 Wolf Moon jammies for my kid
Posted by: Bigby's Jazz Hands at July 08, 2013 12:32 PM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: eleven at July 08, 2013 12:33 PM (KXm42)
Posted by: spypeach at July 08, 2013 12:33 PM (0n1+D)
This reminds me of a silly joke.
Why is it so windy in Idaho?
Because Utah sucks!
Posted by: bonhomme at July 08, 2013 12:33 PM (2hTlI)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s][/u] at July 08, 2013 12:33 PM (yoh1c)
Posted by: rickb223 at July 08, 2013 12:34 PM (SxbfN)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at July 08, 2013 12:34 PM (/PCJa)
That's why I always wear a sombrero.
Posted by: The Frito Bandito at July 08, 2013 12:34 PM (Hx2XA)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at July 08, 2013 12:34 PM (XIxXP)
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Correct me if I'm wrong, but the defense doesn't have to tell the prosecution jack shit about their case, right?
Posted by: Mayday at July 08, 2013 12:35 PM (eHc+1)
the former might be referred to as 'a blanket' of surfer chicks
the latter could be 'a waxing' of surfer chicks
Posted by: Jones in CO at July 08, 2013 12:35 PM (8sCoq)
Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at July 08, 2013 12:35 PM (wR+pz)
Posted by: © Sponge at July 08, 2013 12:36 PM (xmcEQ)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at July 08, 2013 12:36 PM (0HooB)
It really depends on how you use your system - for me the new UI completely broke my usual style of using Windows. I use the Start menu A LOT and have many windows open at the same time.
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Aren't they putting the Start Menu back in the big update?
I've had no trouble switching over to the Start Page. But I know that a lot of people still complain about the missing Menu.
Posted by: junior at July 08, 2013 12:36 PM (UWFpX)
Posted by: Soona at July 08, 2013 12:36 PM (1Sqx0)
Posted by: Tami[/i][/b][/u][/s] at July 08, 2013 12:36 PM (X6akg)
Posted by: real joe at July 08, 2013 12:36 PM (epiOF)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at July 08, 2013 12:36 PM (XIxXP)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at July 08, 2013 12:36 PM (/PCJa)
Posted by: Bigby's Jazz Hands at July 08, 2013 12:37 PM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: [/i][/b][/s]akula_51 at July 08, 2013 12:37 PM (Vgn84)
Windows 8 blows like the wind....during a hurricane....followed by a tornado.....surrounded by a typhoon.
Filled with sharks!
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 08, 2013 12:38 PM (BAS5M)
Posted by: Tami[/i][/b][/u][/s] at July 08, 2013 12:38 PM (X6akg)
Posted by: Serious Cat at July 08, 2013 12:38 PM (UypUQ)
Posted by: alexthechick - Commence drinking now. at July 08, 2013 12:38 PM (VtjlW)
Posted by: © Sponge at July 08, 2013 12:39 PM (xmcEQ)
Posted by: zsasz at July 08, 2013 12:39 PM (MMC8r)
Because Oklahoma sucks.
Posted by: © Sponge at July 08, 2013 04:36 PM (xmcEQ)
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People in OK laugh at that joke too, 'cause we know shit doesn't float.
Posted by: Soona at July 08, 2013 12:39 PM (1Sqx0)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at July 08, 2013 12:39 PM (XIxXP)
Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at July 08, 2013 12:39 PM (wR+pz)
Posted by: Mr. Dave at July 08, 2013 12:39 PM (wPC60)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at July 08, 2013 12:39 PM (/PCJa)
Posted by: That guy with a van, a moustache and a boner. Always a boner. at July 08, 2013 12:40 PM (Hx2XA)
Posted by: MSNBC at July 08, 2013 12:40 PM (/9IC1)
Understand that POV completely.
Posted by: Hrothgar at July 08, 2013 12:40 PM (Cnqmv)
Posted by: Craig Poe at July 08, 2013 12:41 PM (BVkEs)
Posted by: rickb223 at July 08, 2013 12:41 PM (SxbfN)
Posted by: Tami[/i][/b][/u][/s] at July 08, 2013 12:41 PM (X6akg)
Posted by: Mr. Dave at July 08, 2013 12:41 PM (wPC60)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at July 08, 2013 12:41 PM (/PCJa)
Good ones! Thanks for sharing.
Posted by: Mayday at July 08, 2013 12:42 PM (eHc+1)
Posted by: zsasz at July 08, 2013 12:42 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: MSNBC at July 08, 2013 04:40 PM (/9IC1)
Didn't the shirts also have "TEA Party Operative" on the back as well?
Posted by: Hrothgar at July 08, 2013 12:42 PM (Cnqmv)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at July 08, 2013 12:42 PM (XIxXP)
Posted by: RiverC, White Chocolate Emancipator at July 08, 2013 12:42 PM (El+h4)
Posted by: alexthechick - Commence drinking now. at July 08, 2013 12:42 PM (VtjlW)
Posted by: The birds in Billy Gibbons' beard at July 08, 2013 12:42 PM (uLzrM)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at July 08, 2013 12:43 PM (/PCJa)
Posted by: [/i][/b][/s]akula_51 at July 08, 2013 12:43 PM (Vgn84)
There's also the fact that I game. This is also why my uncle the Apple snob and I will no longer ever ever discuss computer stuff. Sorry, but neither Apple nor Linux is even remotely a viable option for me.
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Quite a while back, Rooster Teeth (Red vs Blue) did a spoof of the "I'm a Mac" ads. It was a video of a guy talking about all of the great games that were available on the Mac, like Blizzard's games, and... uh... uh...
Posted by: junior at July 08, 2013 12:43 PM (UWFpX)
>>>Posted by: alexthechick - Commence drinking now. at July 08, 2013 04:38 PM (VtjlW)
Gaming, like Social Media, was invented by the NSA to keep you hooked on an insecure OS.
/whistlesandwalksaway
Posted by: Bigby's Jazz Hands at July 08, 2013 12:44 PM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: Bartleby the Scrivener at July 08, 2013 12:44 PM (MhA4j)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at July 08, 2013 12:44 PM (XIxXP)
Posted by: Tami[/i][/b][/u][/s] at July 08, 2013 12:45 PM (X6akg)
A posing of surfer chicks.
A tanning of surfer chicks.
Other suggestions?
Posted by: bonhomme at July 08, 2013 04:20 PM
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A stiffening of surfer chicks.
Posted by: irright at July 08, 2013 12:45 PM (pMGkg)
Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at July 08, 2013 12:45 PM (wR+pz)
Posted by: zsasz at July 08, 2013 12:45 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: alexthechick - Commence drinking now. at July 08, 2013 12:45 PM (VtjlW)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at July 08, 2013 12:46 PM (/PCJa)
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The NAACP annual convention is in Orlando 7/13-7/17. I'm sure every national race baiter will be in attendance so I hope the jury does not come back with a verdict until the week of 7/22. No need for added fuel to an already combustible situation.
Posted by: Mayday at July 08, 2013 12:46 PM (eHc+1)
It seems glaringly obvious to me that at least one of these two are familiar with the layout and operation of Schulman & Mathias, and they know exactly what they're looking for/where its located for before they broke in.
Also the fact that they go back multiple times indicates that someone on the outside who also knows what is being looked for is telling them they don't have it yet so go back and try again.
If the authorities put once ounce of effort into finding out who these folks are and why they broke in, they'll catch them (which is why I'm pretty sure it will never be investigated).
Or if it IS investigated, the FBI will get around to it just as soon as they have interviewed all...er, one...of the tea party groups hassled by the IRS.
Something is making me write the name Eddie Bernice Johnson.
Posted by: miked at July 08, 2013 12:46 PM (iZiIb)
Posted by: spypeach at July 08, 2013 12:46 PM (0n1+D)
Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at July 08, 2013 12:47 PM (wR+pz)
Posted by: Ragamuffin at July 08, 2013 12:47 PM (fzFF6)
Posted by: Dr Spank at July 08, 2013 12:47 PM (v1mq9)
Posted by: George Orwell playing Perry Mason at July 08, 2013 12:47 PM (beKRT)
Posted by: Mayday
Come for the convention - stay for the free sneakers and flat screens!
Posted by: The NAACP at July 08, 2013 12:47 PM (Hx2XA)
Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at July 08, 2013 12:48 PM (wR+pz)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at July 08, 2013 12:49 PM (/PCJa)
Posted by: That guy rtying to start the wave at July 08, 2013 12:49 PM (Hx2XA)
Posted by: Dr. Bao at July 08, 2013 12:49 PM (UypUQ)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at July 08, 2013 12:50 PM (0HooB)
Posted by: Mayday at July 08, 2013 12:50 PM (eHc+1)
Yeah, no.
There are still huge swaths of proprietary code living on Linux distros. There's also the problem that there's no way to know if compiled code is the same as the code you see. Do you compile everything yourself, or just the kernel? Finally, there is code so arcane and dense that only a handful of people on Earth really understand it. Do you really know if some odd transient bug from that area is accidental?
Posted by: bonhomme at July 08, 2013 12:50 PM (8ifMA)
>>>I should note that I have nothing against Linux, Linux is great! It's just that I view the Linux People the same way I do the Apple fanbois.
Somewhat unfair.
There ARE fanbois, sure, but the majority would drop a distro for another fairly quick if it offered The New Thing, whatever that might be, or if the old one pissed them off in some way [like Ubuntu recently did].
In that sense, we're closer to Collectible Cardgame geeks.
Posted by: Bigby's Jazz Hands at July 08, 2013 12:51 PM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: toby928© ever the optimost at July 08, 2013 12:51 PM (codCi)
Posted by: MSNBC at July 08, 2013 12:51 PM (9eDbm)
Posted by: Dr Spank at July 08, 2013 12:51 PM (v1mq9)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at July 08, 2013 12:51 PM (/PCJa)
Posted by: Dr Spank at July 08, 2013 04:47 PM (v1mq9)
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I nominate Lamb Chops and Tickle-Me Elmo.
Posted by: Soona at July 08, 2013 12:52 PM (1Sqx0)
The holiday booze must have everyone missing a cylinder:
A Bunk[/b of surfer-chicks is the correct plural.
Posted by: Cicero Kid at July 08, 2013 12:52 PM (qLYdI)
I believe that Trayvon was run over mistakenly by an emergency vehicle responding to the 911 call.
Posted by: Low Information Non-voter at July 08, 2013 12:52 PM (HBAcW)
Posted by: Mayday
If ya ask me, Trayvon already got justice.
Posted by: Dang at July 08, 2013 12:52 PM (Hx2XA)
Posted by: Dr. Goldfoot and His Bikini Machine at July 08, 2013 12:52 PM (FlRtG)
Posted by: polynikes at July 08, 2013 12:53 PM (m2CN7)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at July 08, 2013 12:53 PM (/PCJa)
There is so much that is wrong with this trial, it defies rational description.
Posted by: Hrothgar at July 08, 2013 12:53 PM (Cnqmv)
Posted by: Bartleby the Scrivener at July 08, 2013 12:53 PM (MhA4j)
Posted by: [/i][/b][/s]akula_51 at July 08, 2013 12:54 PM (Vgn84)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at July 08, 2013 12:54 PM (/PCJa)
I'm not sure who Julianne Hough is, but I don't think you're supposed to wear the flag like that. Could one of you guys let her know that she needs to remove it?
Posted by: junior at July 08, 2013 12:54 PM (UWFpX)
Posted by: Serious Cat at July 08, 2013 12:55 PM (UypUQ)
I believe that Trayvon was run over mistakenly by an emergency vehicle responding to the 911 call.
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And whatever became of the unicorn he was riding upon?
Posted by: Craig Poe at July 08, 2013 12:55 PM (BVkEs)
I would confiscate that flag on the spot!
Posted by: Jones in CO at July 08, 2013 12:55 PM (8sCoq)
Posted by: Oh please, oh please, oh please, oh please at July 08, 2013 12:55 PM (Hx2XA)
Tony Pipitone @TonyPipitone (WKMG-TV)
If you wonder (like me) why defense called Tracy Martin, state moved to strike Singleton and Serino, but that now moot since Martin called.
4:33 PM - 8 Jul 2013
Posted by: Baldy at July 08, 2013 12:56 PM (tyDFN)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at July 08, 2013 12:56 PM (9eDbm)
Posted by: Bartleby the Scrivener at July 08, 2013 12:56 PM (MhA4j)
Posted by: Craig Poe
Got the Skittles knocked out of him.
Posted by: Dang at July 08, 2013 12:56 PM (Hx2XA)
Posted by: Serious Cat at July 08, 2013 04:55 PM (UypUQ)
Corrected as a public service by the FL "legal" system!
Posted by: Here come da judge at July 08, 2013 12:57 PM (Cnqmv)
Posted by: Tami[/i][/b][/u][/s] at July 08, 2013 12:57 PM (X6akg)
Posted by: [/i][/b][/s]akula_51 at July 08, 2013 12:58 PM (Vgn84)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at July 08, 2013 12:58 PM (/PCJa)
455 Wow, I didn't know that he had enough THC in system to have used it in the last few hours. Of course that is relevant.
Yeah, it really *is*...since stoners are known to get paranoid real easy.
Posted by: wheatie at July 08, 2013 12:58 PM (XWSNs)
I'm sure every national race baiter will be in attendance so I hope the
jury does not come back with a verdict until the week of 7/22.
Huh. Indiana Black Expo runs the 13th through the 21st.
Our local race 'bater says our shootings and wildings will stop if we spend money on light rail and legalize gay marriage. O_O I'm starting to think she's about as down with the local yutes as I am.
Posted by: HeatherRadishâ„¢ needs a beer at July 08, 2013 12:58 PM (/kI1Q)
4:33 PM - 8 Jul 2013
Posted by: Baldy at July 08, 2013 04:56 PM (tyDFN)
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So. A smart move by defense?
Posted by: Soona at July 08, 2013 12:58 PM (1Sqx0)
(though the camera footage is so miserable that it's unlikely you could make out their features).
***
No worries. Abby from NCIS can zoom in, then enhance, and read the serial number off their mini dental implants. Put out a BOGO... er... BOLO... whatever!
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at July 08, 2013 12:59 PM (pxDth)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at July 08, 2013 04:58 PM (/PCJa)
These days in certain neighborhoods, yes!
Posted by: Hrothgar at July 08, 2013 12:59 PM (Cnqmv)
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But what about the R2 units?
Posted by: Megan (Tits) McCain at July 08, 2013 12:59 PM (ay6+/)
I've got it penned up over at my place. I charge the kids $10 per circle plod.
Posted by: bonhomme at July 08, 2013 12:59 PM (QehQP)
Posted by: Tami[/i][/b][/u][/s] at July 08, 2013 01:00 PM (X6akg)
Posted by: alexthechick - Commence drinking now. at July 08, 2013 01:00 PM (VtjlW)
Posted by: Ed Anger at July 08, 2013 01:00 PM (tOkJB)
Slaughtered by evil capitalists for BBQ.
Mmmm. Unicorn BBQ.
Posted by: HeatherRadishâ„¢ needs a beer at July 08, 2013 01:00 PM (/kI1Q)
Posted by: Dr Spank at July 08, 2013 01:00 PM (v1mq9)
Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at July 08, 2013 01:00 PM (wR+pz)
Our local race 'bater says our shootings and wildings will stop if we spend money on light rail and legalize gay marriage. O_O I'm starting to think she's about as down with the local yutes as I am.
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Suuuure it will. Just like they have in Calfornia...
Posted by: junior at July 08, 2013 01:00 PM (UWFpX)
Posted by: [/i][/b][/s]akula_51 at July 08, 2013 01:00 PM (Vgn84)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at July 08, 2013 01:00 PM (/PCJa)
"So... successfully navigating a purchase at 7-11 is proof that you're not high"
Well, now that u mention it......
Posted by: Randy Travis at July 08, 2013 01:00 PM (qLYdI)
Posted by: Tami[/i][/b][/u][/s] at July 08, 2013 01:01 PM (X6akg)
Posted by: [/i][/b][/s]akula_51 at July 08, 2013 01:02 PM (Vgn84)
You're right, the public can't scrutinize Windows source code. But if you sign the paperwork and pay the fee you can get access to the source code. My University did that and I got hands on access. Lots of people do.
Posted by: bonhomme at July 08, 2013 01:02 PM (J79eW)
Posted by: akula_51 at July 08, 2013 04:58 PM (Vgn84)
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Why? I've seen people get extremely paranoid on pot. It's not a harmless drug.
Posted by: Soona at July 08, 2013 01:02 PM (1Sqx0)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at July 08, 2013 01:04 PM (/PCJa)
No, she can't.
Posted by: State Department at July 08, 2013 01:04 PM (0It32)
Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at July 08, 2013 01:04 PM (wR+pz)
Posted by: Bartleby the Scrivener at July 08, 2013 01:05 PM (MhA4j)
that's Helen Thomas territory
We watched that movie Dave last night. She was in it, as was Ben Stein. That movie was funny in its innocence compared to today, especially the ending monologue at the joint session.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at July 08, 2013 01:05 PM (0HooB)
Posted by: [/i][/b][/s]akula_51 at July 08, 2013 01:06 PM (Vgn84)
Posted by: Buzzion at July 08, 2013 01:06 PM (4hPpm)
Posted by: Bartleby the Scrivener at July 08, 2013 01:07 PM (MhA4j)
Stop stomping on my meme.
You would think running to the store, in the rain, to buy Skittles is proof he was high.
Posted by: Dr Spank at July 08, 2013 01:08 PM (v1mq9)
Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at July 08, 2013 01:08 PM (wR+pz)
Posted by: fastfreefall at July 08, 2013 01:10 PM (Rw8tn)
Posted by: real joe at July 08, 2013 05:06 PM (5tOGH)
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From the way the ME described getting a blood sample instead of eyeball humorus the tox report is probably as flawed as his testimony. I'm not putting that much faith in the tox report.
Posted by: Soona at July 08, 2013 01:10 PM (1Sqx0)
No shit.
Posted by: Decapitated Mexican at July 08, 2013 01:10 PM (Hx2XA)
Posted by: Tami[/i][/b][/u][/s] at July 08, 2013 01:11 PM (X6akg)
the serial number off their mini dental implants. Put out a BOGO...
er... BOLO... whatever!
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at July 08, 2013 04:59 PM
No, she can't.
Jesus Crist, State, haven't you ever watched the show? She can run a spectroanalysis of the fumes rising from the crack in your ass as picked up by a 200x300 pixel security cam with a fixed lens at 1000'. At night, around a corner. She will then be able to tell with 100% certainty what brand of ketchup you had on your burger last Tuesday.
Only Star Trek NG technobabble amd magic technology can beat NCIS technobabble and MT.
Posted by: West at July 08, 2013 01:11 PM (1Rgee)
Posted by: Skip at July 08, 2013 01:12 PM (nYpZB)
Posted by: Bartleby the Scrivener at July 08, 2013 01:14 PM (MhA4j)
the serial number off their mini dental implants. Put out a BOGO...
er... BOLO... whatever!
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon
Pfft. I can rotate his head up and make him face the camera and then get you his profile from his reflection in that coffee cup.
Posted by: Chloe from 24 at July 08, 2013 01:14 PM (Hx2XA)
500 -
The funny thing is, people arguing from your perspective tend to be YOUNG pot smokers. Old pot smokers don't make the same argument, mostly because they have a hard time stringing that many words together.
But go ahead, tell me how harmless it is. And while you're at it, compare it to excessive alcohol consumption. That's always a winning argument.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 08, 2013 01:16 PM (TOk1P)
Posted by: Thieves Guild at July 08, 2013 01:18 PM (yzsci)
This was the work of low level, independent rogue thieves. We take no responsibility in the matter.
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Then I'll expect to see this resolved and the perpetrators appropriately dealt with by the end of next week.
Posted by: Havelock Vetenari at July 08, 2013 01:23 PM (UWFpX)
The funny thing is, people arguing from your perspective tend to be YOUNG pot smokers. Old pot smokers don't make the same argument, mostly because they have a hard time stringing that many words together.
But go ahead, tell me how harmless it is. And while you're at it, compare it to excessive alcohol consumption. That's always a winning argument. Posted by: BurtTC
Uh huh, *cough* wait... *cough* why don't *cough* you *cough - cough* what? *cough*
Posted by: Your 7-11 Concierge at July 08, 2013 01:24 PM (Hx2XA)
Posted by: Baldy at July 08, 2013 01:25 PM (tyDFN)
179 In the center of the cross is a vid-cam with a blinking red light. Apparently 800 yr old vampires haven't figured out electrical tape yet.
Apparently Hollywood hasn't figured out that all the cool kids are using blue LEDs these days.
(bought myself on of them Beagle Bone Black thingies, plugged it in, and it's all ultra bright blue LEDs)
Posted by: Anachronda at July 08, 2013 01:34 PM (IrbU4)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s][/u] at July 08, 2013 01:36 PM (yoh1c)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s][/u] at July 08, 2013 01:36 PM (yoh1c)
Posted by: Ed Anger at July 08, 2013 01:44 PM (tOkJB)
Posted by: Baldy at July 08, 2013 01:46 PM (tyDFN)
Posted by: Aslan's Girl at July 08, 2013 02:19 PM (KL49F)
Posted by: Not paranoid. They ARE out to get me! at July 08, 2013 02:50 PM (U13jb)
Posted by: Hashshashin at July 08, 2013 02:56 PM (U13jb)
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