November 05, 2013
— Ace Read the whole thing.
I have been told that being hard on you Millennials will turn you against conservatism, that I should offer you a positive, hopeful message that avoids the touchy problem of your manifest stupidity.No. There’s no sugar-coating it – your votes for Democrats have ensured that you are the first generation in American history that will fail to exceed what their parents attained. Embracing liberalism was a stupid thing to do, done for the stupidest of reasons, and I will now let you subsidize my affluent lifestyle without a shred of guilt.
I’m a 48 year old trial lawyer living on the coast in California – I should have “Hope and Change” tattooed on my glutes. I’d have an excuse to be lib-curious, but you Millennials? Why do you support an ideology that pillages you to pay-off Democrat constituencies? Your time in the indoctrination factories of academia trained you in a form of “critical thinking” that is neither. Somehow, you came to embrace the bizarre notion that conservatives are psychotic Jesus freaks who want to Footloosisze America into a land of mandatory Sunday school and no dancing.
But liberals, in contrast, are nice. Obama is cool. You chose petty fascism with a smile. Not a lot of thought went into it. Facts, evidence – these were mere distractions from the feelings-based validation that came from rejecting us wicked conservatives.
What did you get? The chance to be forced to buy health insurance you don’t want at inflated rates so my rates can be lower. You get to pay more out of your monthly barista take – liberalism ensured that the tanked job market foreclosed a real career – so that I get to pay less out of my lawyer checks. Thanks, suckers.
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Good plan. Now fetch my latte – I’m in a hurry to get to my corner office. And I’ll leave you a tip – next time you decide to vote for a liberal, first be born in 1964.
By the way, #caring is the hashtag Schlichter uses, constantly, to express... I'm not sure actually. He's either mocking liberals for falsely believing they #care so much, or he's expressing his own lack of #caring. Or both. Whatever it means, t's sarcastic and insulting.
Via Jim Geraghty's Morning Jolt.
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Posted by: Mr Pink at November 05, 2013 06:25 AM (OE6nK)
Posted by: rickb223 at November 05, 2013 06:25 AM (pHivF)
Posted by: Fred at November 05, 2013 06:26 AM (4cA6A)
Posted by: blaster at November 05, 2013 06:27 AM (W6bkf)
Posted by: mugiwara at November 05, 2013 06:27 AM (hpYnL)
Posted by: Skinny Jean- wearing Git at November 05, 2013 06:27 AM (q4QfH)
Posted by: rickb223 at November 05, 2013 06:28 AM (pHivF)
Posted by: blaster at November 05, 2013 06:28 AM (W6bkf)
Posted by: Former Mass. Resident at November 05, 2013 06:28 AM (Io7hX)
Posted by: BurtTC at November 05, 2013 06:29 AM (TOk1P)
Posted by: Mr Pink at November 05, 2013 06:30 AM (OE6nK)
The snark would be so massive, it would fold in on itself and disrupt the space-time continuum.
Posted by: EC at November 05, 2013 06:30 AM (GQ8sn)
"You didn't want it? Fine. You don't get it."
Still, a remarkably tough stance for someone at clownhall to take.
Posted by: MrScribbler at November 05, 2013 06:30 AM (kaGpp)
Posted by: tsrblke PhD(c) (No Really!) at November 05, 2013 06:30 AM (GaqMa)
Posted by: Ace at 10:23 AM
You say that like it's a bad thing.....
Sarcastic, insulting, abusive. Whatever works to rock the Libs back on their heels.
This is like your great comment yesterday about Candy Crowley, which you then backed away from as being "too edgy."
When you are too edgy, trust me, someone around here will tell you.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 05, 2013 06:31 AM (oJ5Fd)
Posted by: BlueStateRebel at November 05, 2013 06:31 AM (7ObY1)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 05, 2013 06:32 AM (JpC1K)
Throw everyone who voted for a Democrat in that barrel too because the Dems own that issue totally.
Posted by: Vic at November 05, 2013 06:32 AM (zZbNF)
We have nothing to fear with Barack Obama in the White House
Posted by: John McCain at November 05, 2013 06:32 AM (Pr6hk)
Posted by: tsrblke PhD(c) (No Really!) at November 05, 2013 06:32 AM (GaqMa)
Milennials: duhh...what? Student debt? No jobs? uhhh...I only care about transgender rights and womyn in binders so why should I care about that stuff
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 05, 2013 06:32 AM (1Jaio)
Posted by: Joethefatman™ (@joethefatman1) at November 05, 2013 06:32 AM (MnSla)
Posted by: Andy at November 05, 2013 06:32 AM (3pt3d)
Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at November 05, 2013 06:32 AM (fZ2Zr)
Posted by: tsrblke PhD(c) (No Really!) at November 05, 2013 10:30 AM (GaqMa)
The perfect little flower has seen the future...and it sucks.
Now redo my latté -- it doesn't have enough foam.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 05, 2013 06:32 AM (oJ5Fd)
Hahahahaha!!!!
Posted by: EC at November 05, 2013 06:33 AM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 05, 2013 10:31 AM
Short of advocating illegal behavior and/or violence, there isn't such a thing as "too edgy."
Some sites disagree. That's why they block posters from using words like "revolution."
Posted by: MrScribbler at November 05, 2013 06:34 AM (kaGpp)
Posted by: rickb223 at November 05, 2013 06:34 AM (pHivF)
that I should offer you a positive, hopeful message that avoids the touchy problem of your manifest stupidity.
*swoon*
I'm not a man, but if I were, it would have moved.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit Chelsea [/i][/s][/u][/b] at November 05, 2013 06:34 AM (4df7R)
18 -
What it means is, at his age he's going to get prostate exams, colonoscopies, viagra presciptions, and if necessary all the other perks his insurance will pay for, at the expense of the milennials who are paying as much as he is in spite of never having more than a cough and a hangnail.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 05, 2013 06:34 AM (TOk1P)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 05, 2013 06:34 AM (JpC1K)
Or mocking the liberal conceit that their words are as important as their actions.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 05, 2013 06:34 AM (oJ5Fd)
Posted by: mama winger at November 05, 2013 06:35 AM (P6QsQ)
There's a growing chorus of African intellectuals (good sense) who are advocating for LESS aid because they believe it does more harm than good, and promotes corruption.
Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at November 05, 2013 06:35 AM (fZ2Zr)
Posted by: Guy Fieri at November 05, 2013 06:35 AM (Pr6hk)
Posted by: Bigby's Thumb at November 05, 2013 06:36 AM (GHhDX)
Posted by: tsrblke PhD(c) (No Really!) at November 05, 2013 06:36 AM (GaqMa)
Posted by: BlueStateRebel at November 05, 2013 06:36 AM (7ObY1)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 05, 2013 10:34 AM (JpC1K)
Perfect timing.....I need to go to Clifton, and NJ says I can't carry concealed.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 05, 2013 06:36 AM (oJ5Fd)
Posted by: Jenny Hates Her Phone at November 05, 2013 06:36 AM (GmTxn)
Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] Tami at November 05, 2013 06:36 AM (bCEmE)
Posted by: tsrblke PhD(c) (No Really!) at November 05, 2013 06:37 AM (GaqMa)
Posted by: Vic at November 05, 2013 06:37 AM (zZbNF)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 05, 2013 06:37 AM (JpC1K)
Posted by: Mr Pink at November 05, 2013 06:37 AM (OE6nK)
Posted by: Caliban at November 05, 2013 06:38 AM (DrC22)
Directed at pretty much everyone your age....except for you.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 05, 2013 06:38 AM (oJ5Fd)
Posted by: tsrblke PhD(c) (No Really!) at November 05, 2013 06:38 AM (GaqMa)
Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at November 05, 2013 06:39 AM (xNEka)
Posted by: Clownf*cker at November 05, 2013 06:39 AM (W2YA6)
Posted by: Sean Bannion[/b][/i][/u][/s] at November 05, 2013 06:39 AM (JpC1K)
Posted by: Thunderb at November 05, 2013 06:39 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Joseph Stalin at November 05, 2013 06:40 AM (Pr6hk)
"psychotic Jesus freaks who want to Footloosisze America into a land of mandatory Sunday school and no dancing"
But with millenials, they are the ultimate LIV with liberal-feel-good-itis and won't ever see this. If they did they wouldn't get the snark.
They're more like, "Oh wow, I voted for Obama and I feel good. Latte time. Check my iPhone. Ohhh, look at Buzzfeed. Hey girl, hit me back. Healthcare.gov? Never heard of it. Yeah, whatever Obama decides will be good for the country. He's so cool. . . "
Posted by: Sphynx at November 05, 2013 06:40 AM (OZmbA)
Posted by: t-bird at November 05, 2013 06:40 AM (FcR7P)
Posted by: tsrblke PhD(c) (No Really!) at November 05, 2013 06:40 AM (GaqMa)
Posted by: Dang at November 05, 2013 06:41 AM (Hx2XA)
Posted by: Bigby's Thumb at November 05, 2013 06:41 AM (GHhDX)
'Cause that would be delish.
Posted by: RoyalOil at November 05, 2013 06:41 AM (VjL9S)
Sent a message to the Republican party by voting on the Conservative line. I am sure they will lose sleep over that.
Posted by: real joe at November 05, 2013 06:41 AM (Wybig)
Posted by: Count de Monet at November 05, 2013 06:41 AM (BAS5M)
Funny how that happens.
Posted by: MrScribbler at November 05, 2013 06:41 AM (kaGpp)
Posted by: Lois Lerner at November 05, 2013 06:42 AM (Pr6hk)
Posted by: WalrusRex at November 05, 2013 06:42 AM (G9XX4)
Posted by: Sean Bannion[/b][/i][/u][/s] at November 05, 2013 06:42 AM (JpC1K)
Posted by: The Bourbon in Boehner's Belly at November 05, 2013 06:42 AM (CRY7r)
Posted by: X at November 05, 2013 06:42 AM (KHo8t)
Posted by: steevy at November 05, 2013 06:43 AM (zqvg6)
FIFY.
A big fuck you to the people destroying our country because they're too selfish, foolish or indoctrinated to realize it.
Maybe you can come over to the "dark side" and curse out the people who are still zombies for social injustice or some other stupid, mindless shit. It's great fun.
Now go get your shine box.
Posted by: Marcus at November 05, 2013 06:43 AM (GGCsk)
Posted by: Mr_UNIVAC at November 05, 2013 06:43 AM (GefuU)
I hope they all fucking lose their health insurance and jobs.
Posted by: Mr Pink at November 05, 2013 10:37 AM (OE6nK)
Right after Mitt Romney bans tampons
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 05, 2013 06:44 AM (1Jaio)
Posted by: rickb223 at November 05, 2013 06:44 AM (pHivF)
Posted by: RoyalOil at November 05, 2013 10:41 AM (VjL9S)
I heard on the news this morning that a local community college ended their bare-bones catastrophic insurance because the costs would soar. So they just dumped a bunch of idiot kids into the exchanges!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 05, 2013 06:44 AM (oJ5Fd)
Posted by: Vic at November 05, 2013 06:45 AM (zZbNF)
Posted by: brak at November 05, 2013 06:45 AM (NaTky)
16Yeah great, thanks.
Meanwhile I've voted conservative (or as close as I can get) my entire voting career, and yet, because I'm more or less a millennial (I sit at the edge of the time period) I get hosed along with them.
Thanks my generation.
As a fellow millennial (born in '8
I, for one, fear the day when my generation takes the reins of power. I would have happily supported raising the voting age to 21 back in '08, even though I'd have been disenfranchised, if it would have stopped Obama from getting elected. Our age bracket deserves nothing less for its stupidity.
Posted by: T at November 05, 2013 06:46 AM (ob2aj)
Posted by: Fritz at November 05, 2013 06:46 AM (UzPAd)
Smart and rich libtards ARE card-carrying members of the FSA. The Free Shite flows strongest to those in Obama's donation camp.
Posted by: Kristophr at November 05, 2013 06:46 AM (c6N69)
Posted by: sven10077 at November 05, 2013 10:44 AM
They're all hunting for the "reset" button.
Posted by: MrScribbler at November 05, 2013 06:46 AM (kaGpp)
They're just still in denial.
When false gods are exposed things turn ugly.
I'd refer people to that SG-1 episode where Claudia Black's Katesh character goes back to the poor mining planet where she's the local god. The locals turned on her in a heartbeat when it was revealed she'd been duping and robbing them for years.
I don't think Obama will be afforded the luxury of a "Maldoran" where he can defend his actions.
Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at November 05, 2013 06:46 AM (fZ2Zr)
No!
Posted by: Jean at November 05, 2013 06:46 AM (CMlD4)
Posted by: Mr Pink at November 05, 2013 06:46 AM (OE6nK)
Posted by: BlueStateRebel at November 05, 2013 06:47 AM (7ObY1)
Millenials will do fine. And by fine I mean that they will pull my chariot with the right amount of vigor. After all they did volunteer for the position.
Now I'm off to make sure the rowers on my galley know that I'm water skiing today.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Outrage Outlet - Your Stop for ThanksMas Squabbles and Festivus Grievances at November 05, 2013 06:47 AM (hLRSq)
There's a growing chorus of African intellectuals (good sense) who are advocating for LESS aid because they believe it does more harm than good, and promotes corruption.
Posted by: Purp at November 05, 2013 10:35 AM (fZ2Zr)
And they are 100% correct.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit Chelsea [/i][/s][/u][/b] at November 05, 2013 06:48 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: tsrblke PhD(c) (No Really!) at November 05, 2013 10:40 AM (GaqMa)
Thus my constant struggle with biting back, "Are you really that fucking stupid?" whenever I talk with people in their 20s.
And most of my family, but that's another issue.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 05, 2013 06:48 AM (oJ5Fd)
Posted by: Sean Bannion[/b][/i][/u][/s] at November 05, 2013 06:48 AM (JpC1K)
I don't think Obama will be afforded the luxury of a "Maldoran" where he can defend his actions.
Posted by: Purp at November 05, 2013 10:46 AM (fZ2Zr)
Are you by chance a member of the cast of "Big Bang Theory" ?
Posted by: Sphynx at November 05, 2013 06:49 AM (OZmbA)
Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 05, 2013 06:49 AM (aDwsi)
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Mmmm. Blondies with whipped cream. at November 05, 2013 06:50 AM (VtjlW)
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 05, 2013 06:50 AM (+3CBT)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at November 05, 2013 06:50 AM (V4CBV)
Posted by: BlueStateRebel at November 05, 2013 06:50 AM (7ObY1)
Posted by: furious at November 05, 2013 06:51 AM (A98Xu)
I don't know how many of these lazy bastards had a physical labor job at any point in their life--or any job before college, for that matter.
None had hard jobs growing up, were never forced to do anything hard by their parents, and they were spoiled by the leftist TV/Hollywood lie of "do this fun thing that you love and you'll make lots of money."
And now, as they get older, I see bitterness and resentment setting in. And it's aimed at the wrong target. Because they've been indoctrinated with "all evil is the fault of conservatives and all evil that befalls you is because of a conservative somewhere."
Sit back and watch. This ride is going to suck.
*According to the Latin, dropping that second "n" results in a word that means "1,000 asses (donkeys)" which, . . . would be appropriate. I know this because of that car which was to be spelled correctly dropped the second "n" and my Latin teacher though it quite humorous.
Posted by: RoyalOil at November 05, 2013 06:51 AM (VjL9S)
Posted by: brak at November 05, 2013 06:51 AM (M2qTM)
Posted by: Sean Bannion[/b][/i][/u][/s] at November 05, 2013 06:51 AM (JpC1K)
Posted by: tsrblke PhD(c) (No Really!) at November 05, 2013 06:52 AM (GaqMa)
Posted by: Vic at November 05, 2013 06:52 AM (zZbNF)
Posted by: phreshone at November 05, 2013 06:52 AM (Pr6hk)
Posted by: Bigby's Thumb at November 05, 2013 06:52 AM (GHhDX)
I have doubts, many seem to be buying if it Wasn't for those Cruz type rightwingreligiousteabaggers This would have worked out for US (although they will say the poor) that need help.
Posted by: willow at November 05, 2013 06:53 AM (nqBYe)
Posted by: CAC at November 05, 2013 06:53 AM (FHy6p)
Posted by: tsrblke PhD(c) (No Really!) at November 05, 2013 06:53 AM (GaqMa)
Posted by: Beagle at November 05, 2013 10:44 AM (sOtz/)
I think it's actually Standard Time Ace.
Posted by: Kevin in ABQ at November 05, 2013 06:53 AM (XrGnJ)
Posted by: Jenny Hates Her Phone at November 05, 2013 06:53 AM (GmTxn)
Because arrogant, factual smugness undergirded by material real-world events and the fact most millennials are indentured servants of a state they helped create only provides a limited amount of pleasure. Things really don't get going until we move from brow-beating to butt kicking, Then, the conquest is complete.
Posted by: Marcus at November 05, 2013 06:54 AM (GGCsk)
I don't know how many of these lazy bastards had a physical labor job at any point in their life--or any job before college, for that matter.
None had hard jobs growing up, were never forced to do anything hard by their parents, and they were spoiled by the leftist TV/Hollywood lie of "do this fun thing that you love and you'll make lots of money."
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I'd add "their parents didn't take them to church", but that's just me.
Posted by: mama winger at November 05, 2013 06:54 AM (P6QsQ)
Posted by: LASue at November 05, 2013 06:54 AM (gjIQF)
Posted by: lowandslow at November 05, 2013 06:54 AM (IV4od)
Heh, I love this. Over at Twitchy, some MTV2 host (I have no idea, I don't watch that shit) is all, "WTF?!" about his coverage costs going up.
MTV2 host Lil Duval on Obamacare: ‘The f*ck I’m getting charge more for already having insurance?’
Twitchy: http://tiny.cc/og225w
My favorite line is when he tweets, "I knew I shouldn't have never got health insurance." Guess what, asstwat: WE ALL have to get health insurance now. Including YOU.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit Chelsea [/i][/s][/u][/b] at November 05, 2013 06:55 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: The Burned Hand at November 05, 2013 06:55 AM (QupBk)
Posted by: Jean at November 05, 2013 06:55 AM (CMlD4)
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 05, 2013 06:55 AM (+3CBT)
Posted by: Marcus at November 05, 2013 06:55 AM (GGCsk)
Posted by: Sean Bannion[/b][/i][/u][/s] at November 05, 2013 06:56 AM (JpC1K)
Am I in a parallel reality where Gen-Xers supported Reagan? Every generation was more liberal when they had just got out of the liberal boot camp we call school.
Are we going to pretend the Great Society didn't put us in the hurt locker? Social Security? The Income Tax? Who were the brainwaves who supported these programs? They couldn't all have been millenials.
And let's remember in the 90s when we could have fixed everything with no problems, the response was 'kick the can' and watching TV.
Millenials aren't any stupider than any other group of young people in our history.
Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at November 05, 2013 06:56 AM (TpXEI)
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Mmmm. Blondies with whipped cream. at November 05, 2013 06:56 AM (VtjlW)
Look at the demand for Doc's to be MADE to take medicaid medicare patients.
Or Demands for Others to Abort your kid. Preferably Free and with a smile.
Posted by: willow at November 05, 2013 06:56 AM (nqBYe)
Posted by: Orlandocon ette at November 05, 2013 06:56 AM (SldZ2)
Posted by: Bill Buckner at November 05, 2013 06:56 AM (Pr6hk)
I was born in '82 and half of the people who write about that kinda crap always try to turn me into a millennial. As far as I see it, I turned 18 before the millennium rolled over (in '01, not '00), so that makes me Gen X. I remember Atari game consoles, the Commodore VIC-20, analog cellular phones (and even a time without cellphones), when popular music was still music (grunge counts, it had a melody and actual people playing instruments, at least), and when MTV played music. I remember having Presidents that were worthy of respect, an America at its zenith, and a time when you could live without fear of your government. I remember a world that still made sense.
Most of the millennial generation can't remember what a stable, safe, and happy society feels like. Their formative years weren't Reagan/Bush, but Clinton and everything after. Their world is one where America has always been dysfunctional, in decline and retreat, and where it's always been the bad guy. Their reality was never two parents working to keep a comfortable roof over their kids' heads, but of divorces, apartments, and government "aid".
To a millennial, nothing is solid, nothing is forever, and nothing is guaranteed - except that government check. They take what they can get now, and nuts to later. That means going to every party you can, drinking all there is to drink, smoking all there is to smoke, and so on.
Meanwhile? I'm just some guy who goes to work, and I end up paying for all of their fun. Yeah. I'm not a millennial.
Posted by: Cato at November 05, 2013 06:57 AM (i+Vw2)
I said this yesterday, it makes me somewhat despondent that the only way that you have the LIV pay attention is when a few bucks are directly taken from their pockets. You can have one degree of separation from that and they could care less even if the amount was quadrupled.
Posted by: polynikes at November 05, 2013 06:57 AM (m2CN7)
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Mmmm. Blondies with whipped cream. at November 05, 2013 10:50 AM (VtjlW)
*COOO* So preeeeeetty.
*paws at screen*
See? I know AtC would never throw spiders at me, like how I'd never toss clowns at her. *nod!*
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit Chelsea [/i][/s][/u][/b] at November 05, 2013 06:57 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at November 05, 2013 06:57 AM (QXlbZ)
I actually think the best way to convert the Millenials is with this type of hard-hitting message.
I'm hopeful they will see the err of their ways, as many people do when they get older and wiser. My fear though is, they were likely raised in a religion-hating household, and will take that culture to their grave.
Posted by: McAdams at November 05, 2013 06:57 AM (8Eara)
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 05, 2013 06:58 AM (+3CBT)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 05, 2013 06:58 AM (IXrOn)
Posted by: Clemenza at November 05, 2013 06:58 AM (Pr6hk)
Posted by: infovore at November 05, 2013 06:58 AM (0llFJ)
What is best in life:
To laugh at your enemies (no crushing with the current Republican strategists). To see them f*%k themselves up. To hear the lamentation of the women-men who voted for OBumbles and just got their insurance bills.
Posted by: Conan the Republican at November 05, 2013 06:59 AM (ceOhI)
Posted by: polynikes at November 05, 2013 06:59 AM (m2CN7)
Posted by: toby928© at November 05, 2013 07:00 AM (QupBk)
Posted by: Roy at November 05, 2013 07:00 AM (VndSC)
Posted by: LASue at November 05, 2013 07:00 AM (gjIQF)
Posted by: BlueStateRebel at November 05, 2013 07:00 AM (7ObY1)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 05, 2013 07:00 AM (IXrOn)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 05, 2013 07:00 AM (23Kgq)
Posted by: Flatbush Joe at November 05, 2013 07:00 AM (ZPrif)
In addition to his expertise at winning hearts and minds, he's also a world-class bully on twitter (yes, yes, I hate that word too but in this case it's appropriate).
Posted by: Created Or Saved at November 05, 2013 07:01 AM (iJ3YG)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 05, 2013 07:01 AM (IXrOn)
To a millennial, nothing is solid, nothing is forever, and nothing is guaranteed - except that government check. They take what they can get now, and nuts to later.
Posted by: Cato at November 05, 2013 10:57 AM (i+Vw2)
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Very well stated.
Posted by: mama winger at November 05, 2013 07:01 AM (P6QsQ)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 05, 2013 07:01 AM (uz+9b)
Well if I wanted to eat at her restaurant I would have drive for 3 hours.
Posted by: Vic at November 05, 2013 07:01 AM (zZbNF)
Posted by: Brky at November 05, 2013 07:02 AM (aDwsi)
Posted by: Mr Pink at November 05, 2013 07:02 AM (OE6nK)
Posted by: Sean Bannion[/b][/i][/u][/s] at November 05, 2013 07:02 AM (JpC1K)
That is the best article I've read in a long time. More of this, please. Using the Conrad Dobler tact may be the best way to cleave the young from the Democratic Party.
Posted by: MacGruber at November 05, 2013 07:03 AM (S+el1)
Posted by: Flatbush
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How can that be? I thought the whole point of Stimulus 1 was infrastructure.
Posted by: mama winger at November 05, 2013 07:03 AM (P6QsQ)
Posted by: BlueStateRebel at November 05, 2013 07:03 AM (7ObY1)
Posted by: mama winger
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I can agree with that.
I don't go to church now.
But my ass was in the pew every Sunday as long as I was living under my parent's roof.
The ones I see in the "endless circle of no success" mostly didn't go to church, either as a kid.
Posted by: RoyalOil at November 05, 2013 07:03 AM (VjL9S)
Liberalism is a bit like being a homo joy boy, you have all the right people interested in you for all the wrong reasons. Suck it Millennials, and don't forget to praise your master.
Posted by: Chaos the other dark meat at November 05, 2013 07:04 AM (oDCMR)
Posted by: Sean Bannion[/b][/i][/u][/s] at November 05, 2013 07:04 AM (JpC1K)
Posted by: Mr Pink at November 05, 2013 07:05 AM (OE6nK)
Posted by: sven10077 at November 05, 2013 10:58 AM (9jfyN)
Yeah, I see that now. Who knows? Maybe the generation after this one will be conservative again.
Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at November 05, 2013 07:05 AM (TpXEI)
Bannion, little help getting down, please?
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Mmmm. Blondies with whipped cream. at November 05, 2013 07:06 AM (VtjlW)
Posted by: Brky at November 05, 2013 07:06 AM (aDwsi)
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Posted by: Bill from Chappaqua at November 05, 2013 07:06 AM (Pr6hk)
Posted by: Mr Pink at November 05, 2013 10:30 AM (OE6nK)
I like how you think. Posted by: artisanal 'ette
Me, too. I'm not a bad guy. I was raised to treat people by how they behaved- not what they look like. Neither one of My Dead Wives suffered fools gladly and they seemed to like me fine. I've had gay neighbors, friends, and relatives. I took a small part in the Civil Rights movement in Georgia. Yet all I hear for the Left is what a rotten, intolerant SOB I am. I'm tired of it.
Posted by: backhoe at November 05, 2013 07:07 AM (ULH4o)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 05, 2013 07:07 AM (t3UFN)
and happy society feels like. Their formative years weren't Reagan/Bush,
but Clinton and everything after. Their world is one where America has
always been dysfunctional, in decline and retreat, and where it's always
been the bad guy. Their reality was never two parents working to keep a
comfortable roof over their kids' heads, but of divorces, apartments,
and government "aid".
To a millennial, nothing is solid, nothing is
forever, and nothing is guaranteed - except that government check. They
take what they can get now, and nuts to later.
Posted by: Cato at November 05, 2013 10:57 AM (i+Vw2)
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Very well stated.
Posted by: mama winger at November 05, 2013 11:01 AM (P6QsQ)
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And tragic. I mourn for my country.
Posted by: Truck Monkey at November 05, 2013 07:07 AM (32Ze2)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at November 05, 2013 07:07 AM (0HooB)
Posted by: BS walks and talks at November 05, 2013 07:08 AM (e8kgV)
Posted by: panzernashorn at November 05, 2013 07:08 AM (MhA4j)
Posted by: toby928© at November 05, 2013 07:08 AM (QupBk)
Posted by: Sean Bannion[/b][/i][/u][/s] at November 05, 2013 07:08 AM (JpC1K)
Posted by: CAC at November 05, 2013 10:53 AM (FHy6p)
I've mentioned this before, but in my experience there are two types of Millenials: those who work hard and have genuine ambition and drive, and those who are the very embodiment of the entitlement mentality. There seems to be very little overlap between the two, though the latter likes to pretend they are part of the former group.
You can tell the difference easily: the Good Millennials are the ones who, when they receive a bad score on a college exam or essay, ask the instructor, "I don't understand what I did wrong. Can you explain? I don't want to get a bad grade on this again."
The Bad Millennials are the ones who will go to the instructor and say, "Why'd you give me an F!? I never get Fs! I'm getting As in every other class, you're the ONLY one that failed me! I tried really hard! This isn't fair!"
The Good Millennial recognizes that they EARNED their grade, and can improve it through their own work. The Bad Millennial believes the instructor arbitrarily GAVE THEM their grade, and that it's up to the instructor to make it better.
These mindsets have been present in every generation to some extent, but with the Millennials it's more prevalent than ever before. The lines between the two are much more stark and vivid, and there's not a lot of criss-crossing from one side to the other.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit Chelsea [/i][/s][/u][/b] at November 05, 2013 07:09 AM (4df7R)
FIFY.
It is also worth noting that nearly 1 trillion of our record-setting debt is from stimulus spending. Jobs created? Nil
Posted by: Brky at November 05, 2013 11:06 AM (aDwsi)
You do realize that $800+ billion of spending has been included in every CR since.
Try $4.0+ billion for zero jobs created.
Posted by: phreshone at November 05, 2013 07:09 AM (Pr6hk)
Posted by: rickb223 at November 05, 2013 07:09 AM (pHivF)
Posted by: sven10077 at November 05, 2013 10:58 AM (9jfyN)
My first vote was for Reagan in 84. The girl I was dating got screaming mad at me. Didn't I know that he wanted to blow up the world? If he wanted to do that why hasn't he done it already. He wanted to get reelected. If his main goal is to blow up the world why would he care about getting reelected. You just don't understand. I laughed in her face and said You're right, I don't understand how anyone can believe someone so stupid
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 05, 2013 07:09 AM (1Jaio)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 05, 2013 07:09 AM (23Kgq)
Lemme clamber up on the Awesome Stepstool of Awesomeness and bitch that the reason why Millenials didn't have a physical labor job or any kind of job before college is because everyone was told that the only possible way for a child to succeed in life was to go to the best college possible and the only way to get into the best college possible was to meet the ludicrous admissions requirements that you show that you did something socially aware and justicey and thus instead of getting a job, kids were shuttled off to bullshit "charity" work and crammed into as many extra curricular activities as possible because gotta have that awesome CV dontcha know.
This x infinity ^ infinity+1
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit Chelsea [/i][/s][/u][/b] at November 05, 2013 07:09 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: Beagle at November 05, 2013 07:10 AM (sOtz/)
Posted by: Mr Pink at November 05, 2013 07:10 AM (OE6nK)
Posted by: polynikes at November 05, 2013 07:10 AM (m2CN7)
Posted by: ace at November 05, 2013 07:10 AM (/FnUH)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 05, 2013 07:10 AM (IXrOn)
But hey, isn't Obama cool?
Posted by: Warden at November 05, 2013 07:11 AM (bmp0d)
Stop listening to ads that you know aren't true.
Posted by: Jean at November 05, 2013 07:11 AM (CMlD4)
Posted by: perturbed at November 05, 2013 07:12 AM (TXq4O)
Posted by: BlueStateRebel at November 05, 2013 07:13 AM (7ObY1)
Posted by: WalrusRex at November 05, 2013 07:13 AM (ee9LE)
Posted by: MaxMBJ at November 05, 2013 07:13 AM (mbBvJ)
I love this article thank you for posting it! Oh, and I prefer referring to the millenials as the proletariat. Prog-serf is a good one too.
Posted by: Draki at November 05, 2013 07:13 AM (L8r/r)
Posted by: toby928© at November 05, 2013 07:14 AM (QupBk)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 05, 2013 11:08 AM (JpC1K)
Parents buying "experience" for their college-bound kids.
The good thing is that more and more colleges see through that shit.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 05, 2013 07:14 AM (oJ5Fd)
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Mmmm. Blondies with whipped cream. at November 05, 2013 07:14 AM (VtjlW)
Posted by: rickl at November 05, 2013 07:14 AM (zoehZ)
Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 05, 2013 07:14 AM (aDwsi)
Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at November 05, 2013 07:15 AM (/Crba)
#caring
Posted by: Marcus at November 05, 2013 07:15 AM (GGCsk)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 05, 2013 07:15 AM (IXrOn)
Posted by: Vote Lord Humungus 2016 at November 05, 2013 07:15 AM (HEa5q)
Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at November 05, 2013 07:15 AM (TAP/5)
And awesome.
Rule 4. I am not paying for your health insurance. Buy a policy. Why.....cause contrary to what your professors will tell you, health insurance is not a right. Nor do you have a right to a car, cell phone, cable, lattes, gas, crap shirts from Ambercrombie or whatever the hell else you are entitled to along with a "living wage".
The guy whose code I periodically rip to shreds has two sons, ages 21 and 24, and he buys all that shit for them. The younger is still in college (studying what, I don't know) and the other is "between jobs" (although as far as I can tell he hasn't had that first job yet) since graduating and refuses to even consider using his B.A. in English to take a "teach English in Asia" job just for something to do for a year, even though he's lived a couple of different Asian countries courtesy of his father's jobs and still has family in the Philippines. I have zero respect for this guy, even when his code meets the requirements.
I made some shitty choices when I was younger and lived in my sister's basement for six weeks, trading childcare and chores for room and board and stocking shelves at the local outlet mall for gas money to get to job interviews...and that sucked so much ass I took that first software contract offered, in the Milwaukee ghetto. Which turned out to be a good job, loved the city, turned my life way around. And then they elected SCOAMF, and I got laid off, and took a temporary job 800 miles away and slept on an air mattress, and eventually ended up in this "good job" in Indiana with "healthcare" but not enough vacation days to ever get to leave the state again after this Christmas and one day my boss is going to come in and find me hanging by the neck from an ethernet cable in the software lab, but hey, I'm not living in my sister's fucking basement.
Anyway, tldr, I really have no fucking sympathy for fucking millenials and their fucking Chipotle, whining that they might have to do something mildly unpleasant to keep themselves alive.
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ is sick at November 05, 2013 07:15 AM (ZKzrr)
Posted by: BlueStateRebel at November 05, 2013 07:15 AM (7ObY1)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at November 05, 2013 07:16 AM (Ec6wH)
Schlichster's note to millennials is what we used to call "tough love." Or to put it a different way, "You fucked up: you trusted Dimocrats."
I hope they feel all cool and shit.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at November 05, 2013 07:17 AM (0HooB)
No, I got you.
Friends of mine say you are an acquired taste, of course so am I....aren't we all?
Posted by: sven10077 at November 05, 2013 07:17 AM (9jfyN)
Posted by: panzernashorn at November 05, 2013 07:17 AM (MhA4j)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Outrage Outlet - Your Stop for ThanksMas Squabbles and Festivus Grievances at November 05, 2013 07:17 AM (hLRSq)
"Highway and infrastructure spending has decline about 30% under Obama."
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Good, because you can add "highway and infrastructure spending" as example 44,980,623 to the list of things the federal government can't do well.
Posted by: Jay in PA at November 05, 2013 07:17 AM (3LaGb)
"By the way, #caring is the hashtag Schlichter uses, constantly, to express... I'm not sure actually. He's either mocking liberals for falsely believing they #care so much, or he's expressing his own lack of #caring. Or both. Whatever it means, it's sarcastic and insulting."
And well it should be. I believe he's mocking their so-called caring, not parading his own lack thereof. Conservatives don't turn to the government to do their charity work, they do their own.
Posted by: Charlotte Corday at November 05, 2013 07:17 AM (4bCZC)
Posted by: Orlandocon ette at November 05, 2013 07:18 AM (SldZ2)
Posted by: Sean Bannion[/b][/i][/u][/s] at November 05, 2013 07:18 AM (JpC1K)
Welfare infrastructure. Construction jobs are too male.
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ is sick at November 05, 2013 07:18 AM (ZKzrr)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 05, 2013 07:19 AM (IXrOn)
Posted by: King James I at November 05, 2013 07:19 AM (e8kgV)
Excellent point.
I also have to wonder how many of those jobs are even available anymore. How many restaurants employ dishwashers (for instance) who aren't illegals?
Posted by: Hollowpoint at November 05, 2013 07:19 AM (SY2Kh)
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ is sick at November 05, 2013 07:20 AM (ZKzrr)
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No shit.
It's been lies to them all the way down.
They're going to have a lot of anger. At someone.
And the leftists think they can control this riot? That's the scary part.
The worst among us have stolen their future and sold them into a life of economic slavery . . . .
Posted by: RoyalOil at November 05, 2013 07:20 AM (VjL9S)
Highway spending is linked to gas tax receipts, bad economy depresses gas purchases - then highway cash goes down. Or, you could claim its the fault of electric cars and demand a blackbox monitoring program for all vehicles like our "Libertarian-Fascist" Sarvis.
Posted by: Jean at November 05, 2013 07:20 AM (CMlD4)
Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at November 05, 2013 11:15 AM (/Crba)
Ewwwww...
/Fade in.... Picture of Chief Justice John Roberts...
"its a Tax...
/Fade to a Health Insurance Bill showing the Average 41% increase....
/Fade to Obama
"I will NOT raise Taxes on the Middle Class...
/Fade to Graphic....
What else has he lied about....
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 05, 2013 07:20 AM (lZBBB)
Posted by: toby928© at November 05, 2013 07:21 AM (QupBk)
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You had me at "Milwaukee".
Posted by: mama winger at November 05, 2013 07:21 AM (P6QsQ)
Because the hand-to-mouth, "party now, fuck later" attitude is just so damned depressing.
Because I see people who have all the tools and all the support networks they need to be successful adopting it.
Posted by: RoyalOil at November 05, 2013 07:21 AM (VjL9S)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at November 05, 2013 07:21 AM (32Ze2)
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ is sick at November 05, 2013 11:15 AM (ZKzrr)
*effusive applause*
And you'd better NOT go hanging yourself, with an ethernet cord or otherwise, because we NEED you.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit Chelsea [/i][/s][/u][/b] at November 05, 2013 07:21 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: Jenny Hates Her Phone at November 05, 2013 07:22 AM (GmTxn)
What kinds of things are you looking for in scholarship evals?
Have a young son who is extremely smart , (kinda think he was switched at birth) And he's gonna need some financial boosts for college . Posted by: Orlandocon ette
For Bannion, enlisted time in a NG mechanized brigade would do
Posted by: Jean at November 05, 2013 07:22 AM (CMlD4)
Posted by: Sean Bannion[/b][/i][/u][/s] at November 05, 2013 07:23 AM (JpC1K)
Posted by: ontherocks at November 05, 2013 07:23 AM (XfYgW)
Posted by: tsrblke PhD(c) (No Really!) at November 05, 2013 07:23 AM (GaqMa)
Posted by: rickl at November 05, 2013 11:14 AM (zoehZ)
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The kids should have known better, too. Teachers tried to indoctrinate me 20 plus years ago. I went to the dean's office rather than accept their claptrap. If I could stand up to left wing NEA teachers, so can kids today. In fact, it ought to be easier now, given how little punishment is doled out in schools.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at November 05, 2013 07:23 AM (AskuI)
There could be no cover, gasoline prices soared, interest rates of 13%, our embassy in Tehran seized. Obama's moves are slow-motion, and include the positive feedback of a poisoned society.
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While I think you couldn't be more wrong, it really doesn't matter.
Instead what matters is that there shouldn't be any cover for TFG either, from Benghazi, from the IRS scandal, or from any one of the too numerous to recall assaults on the Constitution: instead of covering the Presidency, it's the constant pre-occupation of the national press to protect Obama.
The number of scandals is too big to count, and the danger our economy and alliances are in is unprecedently serious, and yet the press refuses to cover the issues and pundits simply choose not to write about the fraying of world relations. They ignore all sorts of front page screaming headlines, and write about all kinds of minor but complimentary to Obama topics instead.
The press purposely does not inform, even though these problems are coming fast and furious (pun intended).
Posted by: MTF at November 05, 2013 07:23 AM (B5y+v)
Posted by: mugiwara at November 05, 2013 07:23 AM (hpYnL)
Posted by: Beagle at November 05, 2013 07:23 AM (sOtz/)
Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 05, 2013 07:23 AM (aDwsi)
I really have no fucking sympathy for fucking millenials and their fucking Chipotle, whining that they might have to do something mildly unpleasant to keep themselves alive.
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ is sick at November 05, 2013 11:15 AM (ZKzrr)
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I love it when you talk dirty.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at November 05, 2013 07:24 AM (AskuI)
Posted by: Sean Bannion[/b][/i][/u][/s] at November 05, 2013 07:24 AM (JpC1K)
I think that underestimates their inability to care much about anything. They don't, and just keep living off other people's labors.
They're too lazy and ineffectual to care. Thye don't even care we are laughing at them as they shine our shoes.
Provided they get hand outs, free birth control, enough money for drugs/alcohol, cover for the bar, a vacation every so often- they're good since they have no ambitions or drive.
They're a generation of cheap indentured servants for liberal Democrats. And they like the way things are.
Posted by: Marcus at November 05, 2013 07:24 AM (GGCsk)
Posted by: toby928© at November 05, 2013 07:24 AM (QupBk)
I'll say right off the top of my head that it's easier to blame millenials because they don't appear to be in the here and now, what with looking down at their portable idiot boxes constantly. Used to be you had to go home to watch cartoons or something equally vapid. Now, between social media and tumblr, and Icanhazwhatevers, they can be distracted 24/7.
But equally true, they didn't get us into this mess, each generation played their part.
Posted by: normal man spitting on his hands at November 05, 2013 07:25 AM (agLwc)
They do not have the (critical) skills to think this stuff through. I really believe they cannot comprehend or grasp it.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 05, 2013 11:10 AM (IXrOn)
I completely agree with you on this. They've been brainwashed to believe this crap and to reject anything that isn't leftist. They also been told that they are special and perfect, so how can they ever been wrong? It's stupidity wrapped in arrogance
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 05, 2013 07:25 AM (1Jaio)
Read the comments under stories aof rising insurance premiums, substandard Obamacare plans, etc. The youngsters are calling it anecdotal and incorrect. They really need a good financial ass kicking.
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Yep.
Kind of like the New York Times, which all smart people read don't you know, saying Obama "misspoke" about that whole "keep your plan, period" thingy.
When the media is that far gone into what is nothing but excusing liberal radicalism, what do you expect?
Posted by: Jay in PA at November 05, 2013 07:25 AM (3LaGb)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 05, 2013 07:26 AM (t3UFN)
Posted by: Jean at November 05, 2013 07:26 AM (CMlD4)
Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 05, 2013 07:27 AM (aDwsi)
Posted by: toby928© at November 05, 2013 07:27 AM (QupBk)
Posted by: Marcus at November 05, 2013 07:27 AM (GGCsk)
As far as the observation that millenials have never had physical labor jobs, that's true, but not as much for the reason that people think. It's not that they're lazy by default, but we sent all the factories to China and imported all of our ditch diggers and builders from Mexico... so there wasn't any place where these people could earn a decent wage while learning by trial and error how the working world actually works.
Are they lazy now? Yes, because the new aristocracy has done all and ought to keep them from ever actually having to work.
Posted by: Cato at November 05, 2013 07:27 AM (i+Vw2)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 05, 2013 07:27 AM (t3UFN)
Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie © at November 05, 2013 07:28 AM (1hM1d)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 05, 2013 07:28 AM (IXrOn)
Posted by: ObjectionSustained at November 05, 2013 07:28 AM (wAyc8)
Posted by: Orlandocon ette at November 05, 2013 07:28 AM (SldZ2)
Posted by: The Bourbon in Boehner's Belly at November 05, 2013 07:29 AM (CRY7r)
Posted by: Cato at November 05, 2013 07:30 AM (i+Vw2)
Hitler was a big government socialist. An inconvenient truth.
Posted by: Beagle at November 05, 2013 07:30 AM (sOtz/)
they partied hard in Russia in 86, and Chikatilo got girls to make fieldgoal posts for a single smoke....
sounds like here more and more
Posted by: sven10077 at November 05, 2013 07:30 AM (9jfyN)
Posted by: Sean Bannion[/b][/i][/u][/s] at November 05, 2013 07:30 AM (JpC1K)
Riiiiight. Little geniuses they are.
Wait until they have to pay the bill, have the IRS chasing them or they need treatment and the only doctor available to them on Obamacare is a Kenyan Witch Doctor.
This ain't some team sport where you cheer for "your guy" and winning or losing has no real material consequences. This is life, and if you choose badly things get ugly and personal real quick.
Posted by: Marcus at November 05, 2013 07:31 AM (GGCsk)
Posted by: dananjcon at November 05, 2013 07:31 AM (wmU4G)
Posted by: polynikes at November 05, 2013 07:31 AM (m2CN7)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 05, 2013 07:31 AM (23Kgq)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 05, 2013 07:31 AM (IXrOn)
Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at November 05, 2013 07:31 AM (/Crba)
And Folks.... we are doing EXACTLY what the left does... its just our whippin dog is the Group called Millenials...
I got a really novel concept... how about we treat individuals as individuals, and not blame them for actions of OTHERS that WE decide are in the same group?
Judge by the Content of their Character, not the.... year they were born?
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 05, 2013 07:32 AM (lZBBB)
Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 05, 2013 07:32 AM (aDwsi)
These people are fucked. Sure they can afford beer money, iPhones and rent. But they'll never be able to afford homes and children at the rate their going.
Posted by: Warden at November 05, 2013 07:32 AM (bmp0d)
Posted by: rickb223 at November 05, 2013 07:32 AM (pHivF)
Posted by: Dude Looks Like A Lady Steven Tyler at November 05, 2013 07:32 AM (/Crba)
Posted by: Jean at November 05, 2013 07:32 AM (CMlD4)
Posted by: The Bourbon in Boehner's Belly at November 05, 2013 07:32 AM (CRY7r)
Posted by: tsrblke PhD(c) (No Really!) at November 05, 2013 07:32 AM (GaqMa)
Posted by: NeverEvermore at November 05, 2013 07:33 AM (dd5lM)
I think I'm technically in the gap between Gen X and Millennials, being born in '80 and thus on the cusp of both. I certainly identify more with Gen X than Millennial.
I was born in '79, and I honestly don't relate to either Gen Xers or Millennials. Gen Xers have always struck me as the whiniest, most slovenly people I've ever had the misfortune of dealing with, while my Millennial experience I've already detailed above.
I don't know what the heck I am, so I just call myself the generation time forgot.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit Chelsea [/i][/s][/u][/b] at November 05, 2013 07:33 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: mama winger at November 05, 2013 07:33 AM (P6QsQ)
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Mmmm. Blondies with whipped cream. at November 05, 2013 07:33 AM (VtjlW)
Posted by: Sean Bannion[/b][/i][/u][/s] at November 05, 2013 07:34 AM (JpC1K)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 05, 2013 07:34 AM (t3UFN)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 05, 2013 07:34 AM (23Kgq)
Posted by: tsrblke PhD(c) (No Really!) at November 05, 2013 07:34 AM (GaqMa)
only doctor available to them on Obamacare is a Kenyan Witch Doctor.
Posted by: Marcus at November 05, 2013 11:31 AM (GGCsk)
You put the lime, in the coconut.... and call me in the morning...
Posted by: Obamacare Doctor... at November 05, 2013 07:35 AM (lZBBB)
The college professors are lying to their students.
Posted by: Vic at November 05, 2013 07:35 AM (zZbNF)
If you want to be an English professor at El Cid, let me know. I know the academic recruiters.
Posted by: Jean at November 05, 2013 07:36 AM (CMlD4)
Some of these kids come from major universities. By the time we're done talking I call HR to verify their credentials.
Apparently $100k worth of education doesn't buy what it once did.
Which would at a minimum be critical thinking skills, basic mastery of English diction and some type of command over the skills for which their degree was allegedly granted.
More kids should be subjected to your does of reality. They would be better for it.
Posted by: Marcus at November 05, 2013 07:36 AM (GGCsk)
Posted by: Orlandocon ette at November 05, 2013 07:37 AM (SldZ2)
Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 05, 2013 07:37 AM (aDwsi)
@292: I wonder if computers early in life make you more conservative? It certainly worked to create bigger awareness of the world with me. Granted, a lot of the early computer games had a weird habit of teaching you stuff you didn't know about as you played too...
Or maybe it's just that the kinds of computers we started with don't care how you feel or what your opinion is, you only get out what you put in, and you only get anything good if you put it in correctly.
Posted by: Cato at November 05, 2013 07:37 AM (i+Vw2)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at November 05, 2013 07:37 AM (Ec6wH)
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Sometimes I dream about the day I have secured enough money and clients I'll go back to these public universities, take the most leftist class and ruin the fukc out of it for the little Mao running the show.
I did it a bit when I was there as a lad, but only subversive "who me?" type shit.
Helping classmates write history papers cribbed from David Horowitz; writing about John Wayne in a "focus on women in literature" class.
Posted by: RoyalOil at November 05, 2013 07:37 AM (VjL9S)
Posted by: Nip Sip at November 05, 2013 07:37 AM (0FSuD)
Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 05, 2013 07:37 AM (aDwsi)
Posted by: tsrblke PhD(c) (No Really!) at November 05, 2013 07:38 AM (GaqMa)
And I should spell check better on this ancient blog technology which is akin to cave wall writing.
Sorry Pixie.
Posted by: Marcus at November 05, 2013 07:38 AM (GGCsk)
@MWR: So maybe that's it. Maybe we're the sane crack between the weird people?
Posted by: Cato at November 05, 2013 07:38 AM (i+Vw2)
Because nothing - NOTHING I TELLS YA - makes this 24 y/o underemployed graduate more amenable to conservatism like condescension. I'm too socially liberal/moderate for most of y'all anyway, but this kind of establishment, house trained conservatism makes me sick. You're the righteous versions of the people fellating themselves for taking on the Catholic Church (not that it doesn't frequently deserve it) while studiously ignoring Islam.
It's like with the people going into raptures over their - quasi legal at best - cheap, pliable foreign labour and cheap China made products while in the next breath berating my generation for being lazy. The US could do okay - not optimally, not entirely morally, but okay - with its current socialist/corporatist "let's bribe people not to riot" model, if it hadn't imported people who can't handle it. Norway, and the Scandi countries, muddled through with something similar until they started to, uh, increase their diversity. Take the population that landed in Massachusetts - hell, take the pre 1965 population - and you'd be fine.
But naw, let's patronise a bunch of earnest young white people - thinking stochastically, they're the ones being addressed here - who really do mean well, while ignoring the demographic disaster. That'll bring them over to your side.
Posted by: Lizzie at November 05, 2013 07:39 AM (3hJcU)
Posted by: BlueStateRebel at November 05, 2013 07:39 AM (7ObY1)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at November 05, 2013 07:39 AM (l3vZN)
Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at November 05, 2013 07:40 AM (/Crba)
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Mmmm. Blondies with whipped cream. at November 05, 2013 07:40 AM (VtjlW)
The false advertising that colleges get away with would put any other business under an FTC consent order.
Posted by: Jean at November 05, 2013 07:40 AM (CMlD4)
Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 05, 2013 07:40 AM (aDwsi)
Posted by: Sean Bannion[/b][/i][/u][/s] at November 05, 2013 07:40 AM (JpC1K)
http://is.gd/XBst9W
...guess what I'm doing the next time I need six months off!
*eats all the chocolate*
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ is sick at November 05, 2013 07:41 AM (ZKzrr)
Posted by: Cato at November 05, 2013 11:30 AM (i+Vw2)
I got sent to Dean because apparently a first year English professor didn't quite like my sarcasm. It was not political in nature though.
Also the only 'C' I received in a college course was in Economics my sophomore year. Douchebag professor had a rule that if you were late to the class you could not stay. One day I had an emergency that made me a few minutes late after he had closed the door. I went in anyway in the back unnoticed by the class. He though stopped his lecture and told me to leave. I respectfully told him No. I paid for the class and I was not leaving. I guess it never happened to him before because he seemed like he wanted to say something but just continued the class. I figured I screwed myself and I did.
Posted by: polynikes at November 05, 2013 07:41 AM (m2CN7)
Posted by: Orlandocon ette at November 05, 2013 07:41 AM (SldZ2)
Last kid that came by (10 years ago) offered to cut my front lawn, maybe 100' x 50', for $20. I was speechless. I offered $10..., no go. Screw you kid. An early example of rising expectations.
Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 05, 2013 11:37 AM (aDwsi)
LOL, I offered a kid $30 to mow my yard. He said it wasn't enough. with the side yard I have 1.5 ares. This was about 10 years ago.
Posted by: Vic at November 05, 2013 07:41 AM (zZbNF)
Posted by: tsrblke PhD(c) (No Really!) at November 05, 2013 11:38 AM (GaqMa)
My son is USN, and plans on using the new GI bill when he gets out in 3 years...
I told him before he went in that I would always have a Bedroom for him, wherever I lived... as long as it was him, and not him, a wife, and a kid....
that way he will have his living expense money to actually live on.... because I did not want my children saddled with College debt, as they try to start their lives...
Posted by: Obamacare Doctor... at November 05, 2013 07:42 AM (lZBBB)
Obamacare is a crap sandwich. If we have to eat it, I hope all the Obama voters get double helpings with extra crap sauce.
Posted by: Emperof of Icecream at November 05, 2013 07:42 AM (ZMzpb)
Posted by: Boycott Las Vegas! at November 05, 2013 07:42 AM (QgAFR)
Posted by: rickb223 at November 05, 2013 07:42 AM (pHivF)
Posted by: tsrblke PhD(c) (No Really!) at November 05, 2013 07:43 AM (GaqMa)
"Whatever it means, t's sarcastic and insulting."
I like sarcastic and insulting. We need more of it. Screw charm offensives. Just be offensive. No more nice. Give it to them straight.
Posted by: troyriser at November 05, 2013 07:43 AM (gNlvW)
I'm too socially liberal/moderate for most of y'all anyway
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Maybe the "most" qualifier saves it, but I don't think that's true. If you support shrinking the Leviathan State I figure most people here will make a deal.
If by socially liberal you mean abortion up to and past birth, yeah. The older I get the more that creeps me out.
Posted by: Beagle at November 05, 2013 07:43 AM (sOtz/)
Posted by: blindside at November 05, 2013 07:44 AM (WzWmY)
Yes, but the people whom they would like to hire them, largely don't...
Thinking creatively, I would love to have a cage match for the little useless buggers to compete. But I am pretty sure that's against OSHA or DoL reg's.
By the way- Veterans go to the front of the line. Small hint for losers that want to try and clean up their act...
Posted by: Marcus at November 05, 2013 07:44 AM (GGCsk)
Posted by: Nip Sip at November 05, 2013 07:44 AM (0FSuD)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie
I'm having good luck by getting involved with their department heads in their junior year. Bringing them in as part-timers and having them do something useful as a senior design project, not just another robot. Actually had a big company try an poach me because of the youngster they had poached from me coming out of school.
Posted by: Jean at November 05, 2013 07:44 AM (CMlD4)
Posted by: Boycott Las Vegas! at November 05, 2013 07:44 AM (QgAFR)
Posted by: Jesse at November 05, 2013 07:44 AM (mpTrn)
Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 05, 2013 07:45 AM (aDwsi)
Posted by: Mr Pink at November 05, 2013 11:05 AM
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Depends on the situation of course, and of course many libs on twitter are screaming out for that kind of treatment so I'm not even talking about that. I'm talking about the guy going after conservatives over the pettiest and stupidest of reasons just because he thinks he can. Not regarding anything ideological whatsoever.
Posted by: Created Or Saved at November 05, 2013 07:45 AM (iJ3YG)
Seems to work for the leftists. They bring their politics into literally everything, while simultaneously making the assumptions that 1) everyone there agrees with them because they are *right* and 2) that they have attained enlightenment and they must show it off so that others can see how erudite they are and want to spend time with such a sage.
Seems to work for them, who have infested the media and the schools, and not being happy with just projecting a message of leftist indoctrination, have to actively bully people into shutting up about it.
For every conservative that openly says something snarky and condescending to leftists, there are hundreds of conservatives who endure browbeating leftist nonsense every single day of their lives via the tyranny of the maliciously stupid and neurotically insecure.
So the left can suck it.
Posted by: grognard at November 05, 2013 07:45 AM (/29Nl)
Posted by: tsrblke PhD(c) (No Really!) at November 05, 2013 07:45 AM (GaqMa)
Oh. This fascism is awesome because your friends who beg for it mean well. Thanks for the life lesson.
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ is sick at November 05, 2013 07:45 AM (ZKzrr)
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Mmmm. Blondies with whipped cream. at November 05, 2013 11:40 AM (VtjlW)
Those we call the Milenials were taught in school, and by TV, that there IS a Free Lunch....
Reality is now teaching them otherwise....
The Fallout will be interesting..
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 05, 2013 07:45 AM (lZBBB)
I understand. But, with the way college costs are rising - you couldn't invest that same amount in anything short of cocaine runs.
Posted by: Jean at November 05, 2013 07:46 AM (CMlD4)
Posted by: Sean Bannion[/b][/i][/u][/s] at November 05, 2013 07:46 AM (6T8Ay)
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Feel the love.
Embrace the love.
Nothing but love for ya'.
PS: You'll find the "liberal/moderate" social positions are as hollow and destructive as all their other liberal and moderate positions. Or, put another way: You won't get a job just 'cause you support gay marriage.
Posted by: RoyalOil at November 05, 2013 07:46 AM (VjL9S)
Posted by: shredded chi at November 05, 2013 07:47 AM (0IDyD)
Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 05, 2013 07:47 AM (aDwsi)
Worse, Ace. Worse.
He adds it to every comment. It's tedious.
Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at November 05, 2013 07:47 AM (xz0nG)
Posted by: tsrblke PhD(c) (No Really!) at November 05, 2013 07:47 AM (GaqMa)
Posted by: Sean Bannion[/b][/i][/u][/s] at November 05, 2013 07:47 AM (6T8Ay)
Posted by: Nip Sip at November 05, 2013 07:48 AM (0FSuD)
Posted by: toby928© at November 05, 2013 07:48 AM (QupBk)
328 -
I know a lot of people around here talk about how much they hate liberals, and I don't argue with them, but the problem is a lot of these youngsters (20 somethings of today) really had no choice but to be wrung through that process.
Some of them are really nice people, and some of them aren't entirely stupid. I have hope that many of them will figure it out. Yes, it might take a sharp smack on the head, but some of us went through that too (in our youth... I'm not giving out the year).
Posted by: BurtTC at November 05, 2013 07:48 AM (TOk1P)
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Mmmm. Blondies with whipped cream. at November 05, 2013 07:48 AM (VtjlW)
Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 05, 2013 07:48 AM (aDwsi)
Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at November 05, 2013 07:49 AM (/Crba)
Posted by: Jean at November 05, 2013 11:44 AM (CMlD4)
My old company used to bring them in as interns. It gave them an idea of what real work was like and it allowed us to take a look at them.
Posted by: Vic at November 05, 2013 07:49 AM (zZbNF)
Posted by: tsrblke PhD(c) (No Really!) at November 05, 2013 07:49 AM (GaqMa)
Posted by: Jesse at November 05, 2013 07:50 AM (mpTrn)
Posted by: Vic at November 05, 2013 11:49 AM (zZbNF)
Co-op program for me. Best decision of my life.
I learned more in one semester on the job than I did in an entire year of classes. And I got paid!
Posted by: EC at November 05, 2013 07:50 AM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: Nip Sip at November 05, 2013 07:51 AM (0FSuD)
See, THAT was the thing with me. None of them could develop an argument at all. TOTALLY alien to them.
Critical thinking? Huh? Wha...wha...wha...wut?
ZERO structure. ZERO concept that one paragraph should flow into the next. Just an endless blizzard of "facts" cribbed from Wikipedia in the hope that the prof is too stupid to notice.
My poor sister gets this, too. She works at a VERY small college, and she taught some courses while she was getting her PhD, too. Some of these kids are so DIM that they'll copy/paste directly from some website, without bothering to remove the formatting or the hyperlinks, and they'll pass it in. I mean, if you're going to plagiarize (and plagiarize from questionable sources) the LEAST you can do is put a little effort into trying to HIDE your plagiarizing.
As I said previously, absolutely no higher brain function whatsoever.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit Chelsea [/i][/s][/u][/b] at November 05, 2013 07:52 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 05, 2013 07:52 AM (23Kgq)
Posted by: Sean Bannion[/b][/i][/u][/s] at November 05, 2013 07:52 AM (6T8Ay)
@324. I get caught up by the condescension a lot too, because I'm not able to make it in the world that the older generations created. I'm a part-time IT guy that only has shelter (that's not the back seat of the car) because of the generosity of a friend who was left a large house by his parents. It was an uphill struggle for over a decade of retail hell in order to build up enough credentials to break into skilled labor, and I only just got here.
People think young people are lazy, but by and large, most young people didn't start lazy, they got that way because they were never given a chance to prove themselves and had to settle for what they could get, and eventually gave up because there was no way forward. Given that all the factories were sent to China and all the blue collar work is now done at half the going rate by illegals, there never was a way for the average young person, the one that didn't go to college - to succeed.
You can't throw people into a job market where the only game in town is part time at Wal-Mart, then criticize them for never achieving anything more than scaping the bottom of the barrel.
Posted by: Cato at November 05, 2013 07:54 AM (i+Vw2)
Posted by: Meremortal at November 05, 2013 07:55 AM (1Y+hH)
Posted by: Mr_UNIVAC
It's no better in gen X. I know a fellow expat who is giving up his US citizenship because of the intrusive nature of US reporting requirments. I pointed out he voted Obama in 2008 and his policies and regs are what is enforcing it all. Stupidity is rich in irony in all age groups.
Posted by: Buckeye Abroad at November 05, 2013 07:56 AM (GxoCA)
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"Oh wait - I guess not. Thanks to your votes, you'll stay unemployed, but at least you can marry someone of the same sex." (1) Underemployed. There's a difference. (2) Yes, gay marriage is important to me. And I'd dearly love to see the socons go after divorce and single mothers with the same vehemence - oops, wait, that would require some balls. (3) With the state of establishment conservatism and libertarianism, I'll stay underemployed and unable to retire unless some major fingers are pulled out of some important assholes. Why bother?
Posted by: Lizzie at November 05, 2013 07:57 AM (3hJcU)
Posted by: toby928© at November 05, 2013 07:58 AM (QupBk)
Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 05, 2013 07:58 AM (aDwsi)
Posted by: awkward davies at November 05, 2013 07:58 AM (WK8VM)
Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 05, 2013 07:59 AM (aDwsi)
like sarcastic and insulting. We need more of it. Screw charm offensives. Just be offensive. No more nice. Give it to them straight.
That's the problem with a lot of today's society. Raised as they were by Mr. Rogers, they were all told they were so special, everything they thought or felt was just sooooo important and they could never, ever be wrong about anything, when they hear the truth, they tend to think that whoever bears the message is such a big old meanie.
Helicopter parents don't help. Neither does the feminization of society. But the foundation of it all is the engorgement of the ego.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at November 05, 2013 08:00 AM (0HooB)
Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 05, 2013 08:00 AM (aDwsi)
Posted by: awkward davies at November 05, 2013 08:03 AM (WK8VM)
Posted by: Cato at November 05, 2013 11:54 AM (i+Vw2)
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Or - my personal favorite - essentially destroy the blue collar jobs, then mock them for flocking to colleges they can't handle, in a desperate attempt to get a white collar job.
You can stay silent - or actively collude with - importing workers and exporting jobs OR you can excoriate young people for being lazy. Where exactly can a teenager get a summer job? What exactly is out there for young graduates? What exactly is someone on the left hand side of the bell curve meant to do? Where, in short, are my generation - and those younger - meant to pick up the discipline and dignity of work?
Posted by: Lizzie at November 05, 2013 08:05 AM (3hJcU)
WSJ
http://tinyurl.com/khpxhba
"34.3%: Share of Americans over age 16 who say they donÂ’t want a job, up from about 30% two decades ago."
This is the essence of the problem.
Posted by: Marcus at November 05, 2013 08:10 AM (GGCsk)
Posted by: Lizzie at November 05, 2013 12:05 PM (3hJcU)
Same place I did. Paper route until 14 and legal to work. Then, bus tables, split tips with the waitress. Eventually worked in a women's high end clothing store, wrapping Christmas packages, etc. Work my way into college, pay as you go, and then apprentice to a professional, get the credential, and up you go.
It ain't that hard. You just can't start at the top.
And get over it. This is a no-whine zone, honey.
Posted by: tcn at November 05, 2013 08:10 AM (3kDQa)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Div at November 05, 2013 08:10 AM (FMbng)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 05, 2013 08:11 AM (23Kgq)
Lizzie: The establishment in both "Mainstream" parties is not your friend, or friends to the American People as a whole. Those bastards are feathering their nests at our expense. I don't know who you are or where you came from, but odds are that everything you've ever heard about the Tea Party is dead wrong. We're not social conservatives, we're not corporate shills, and we're not really trying to do much of anything but drain the swamp. We're trying to change the game by getting rid of the Establishment and smacking the system upside the head with the Constitution.
The lobbying, corporate welfare, and patronage of the Establishments are like a virus, and what we're trying to do is basically a format and reset to factory default software.
Posted by: Cato at November 05, 2013 08:12 AM (i+Vw2)
Who destroyed the blue collar jobs in upstate New York, so that there's very little work except in government, academia, or retail?
Describe how corporate restructuring and overseas job movement relates directly to an economy based on consumption. Integrate the principles of supply vs. demand into your explanation.
Posted by: grognard at November 05, 2013 08:17 AM (/29Nl)
Reality is out there, and when it is done laughing at these kids it's going to teach them a lesson they won't forget.
Posted by: joncelli at November 05, 2013 08:17 AM (RD7QR)
@394: I don't know whose bright idea it was, but it was someone's, and nobody's put a stop to it yet, so I may as well blame everyone.
Posted by: Cato at November 05, 2013 08:19 AM (i+Vw2)
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This has been my experience as well. Millenials either kick ass or are complete losers. I will tell you that the kick-ass ones really impress me.
There doesn't seem to be much in between. I think that will only exacerbate the income gap in this society, which, ironically will cause the losers to scream even louder for greater entitlements.
Posted by: Warden at November 05, 2013 08:19 AM (bmp0d)
Posted by: Warden at November 05, 2013 08:20 AM (bmp0d)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 05, 2013 08:21 AM (23Kgq)
Posted by: Lizzie at November 05, 2013 12:05 PM (3hJcU)
Same place I did. Paper route until 14 and legal to work. Then, bus tables, split tips with the waitress. Eventually worked in a women's high end clothing store, wrapping Christmas packages, etc. Work my way into college, pay as you go, and then apprentice to a professional, get the credential, and up you go.
It ain't that hard. You just can't start at the top.
And get over it. This is a no-whine zone, honey.
Posted by: tcn at November 05, 2013 12:10 PM (3kDQa)
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Deep breath. Stay calm.
You are fucking delusional. That's the best I can do.
Where I live, the waitressing jobs as well as the paper routes, are taken by Eastern Europeans. So are the high end boutiques. The Africans are taking the cleaning jobs. The Asians and Arabs are going into the fishing fleets, and the farmers will only take foreigners as labourers. The STEM jobs are going to H1-B visas. Graduate employment is in the doldrums, because middle management is disappearing and people can't afford to retire. Manufacturing jobs are gone. Things like gardening and construction are done by foreigners. There is no way in fucking hell that anyone, let alone in America, is paying their way through college. Your generation has comprehensively pulled the ladder up.
And before you start bitching about how we should just lay down and take the lower wages, longer hours etc., one question: WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO THE FREE MARKET? If employers can't get workers at the wages they're offering, they need to heed to market signals and (1) up their wages, (2) mechanize so they don't need as much labor or (3) go out of business. They don't get to bypass the market and import vast numbers of cheap, pliant workers - who, by the way, are being subsidized by the govt in the form of welfare, healthcare and getting their children educated at taxpayer expense.
So no, you don't get to accuse me of whining. Your generation has handed yet more power to the corporatist powers, but instead of tackling that, you prefer to turn to white people (I'd LOVE to see Schlichter trying similar rhetoric at, say, an African American townhall meeting) and bitch us out for being lazy.
Posted by: Lizzie at November 05, 2013 08:21 AM (3hJcU)
I'm not saying that, say, conservatives and libertarians are in favor of corporatism. I'm saying, that for all practical purposes, it makes no difference. They're quarks on the topic - yeah, we know they're there, but god knows what they're for. Instead, they like to be unconscionably rude to people who would be amenable to at least some parts of their message.
Focus on attacking corporatism and immigration, and we're there. Basically ignore it, and we'll go for the people who do pretty much the same thing, but are more respectful about it.
Posted by: Lizzie at November 05, 2013 08:26 AM (3hJcU)
Late to the thread..... but.....
"Whatever it means, it's sarcastic and insulting."
And also spot fucking on.
Posted by: fixerupper at November 05, 2013 08:27 AM (nELVU)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 05, 2013 08:28 AM (23Kgq)
Posted by: LASue at November 05, 2013 08:28 AM (gjIQF)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 05, 2013 08:29 AM (23Kgq)
Posted by: Pedro at November 05, 2013 08:29 AM (GxoCA)
Focus on attacking corporatism and immigration, and we're there. Basically ignore it, and we'll go for the people who do pretty much the same thing, but are more respectful about it.
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Who are these anti-(illegal) immigration you're going to vote for? The Democrats? Yeah?
Anti-corporatism? Obama? The guy who received more money from Wall St. than his GOP rivals?
Ok.
Here's a question. What are YOU doing to steer your peers away from leftism?
Posted by: Warden at November 05, 2013 08:30 AM (bmp0d)
Posted by: toby928
Washed down with a fifth of Jamesons.
Posted by: Buckeye Abroad at November 05, 2013 08:31 AM (GxoCA)
@402. I keep hearing that "corporatist" word, and I hope you aren't impugning capitalism by association. The current system is even more alien to Smith than it is to Marx. The only thing that the current economic system resembles out of all of history is the role of corporations in fascist governments, with a state that directs companies, which in turn, direct the state and a connected political class that runs both.
Posted by: Cato at November 05, 2013 08:33 AM (i+Vw2)
Posted by: beerologist at November 05, 2013 08:38 AM (CdhVC)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 05, 2013 08:48 AM (23Kgq)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars [/i] [/b] [/s] at November 05, 2013 08:51 AM (HsTG8)
1) Upward cost pressures from government taxation and regulation, inflation due to monetary policy (for Fed influence)
2) Downward price pressures from consumer culture. People want their shit to stay cheap.
3) Upward pressure to increase profit margin due to fiduciary responsibility to shareholders.
When costs go up, but price cannot go up with it, other costs must go down to compensate. Historically, the most liquid cost is labor. Reducing labor costs provide an immediate benefit to the bottom line, which is why layoffs ALWAYS happen when a company struggles.
The company has a choice:
a) Raise prices: this works for a while, but in a competitive market (and retail goods are cutthroat) you cannot raise prices without losing market share UNLESS you have a gimmick protected by patent. And even then, consumers will reach a point where they can do without rather than pay your price. This reduces demand.
b) Layoffs and restructuring: this doesn't really work either, because even though you save some money immediately through labor costs, you can't produce enough goods to maintain supply, and someone else's product takes the shelf space.
c) Outsourcing: take non-essential functions in the business, such as benefits management, and outsource them. Works great but is nibbling around the edges. Does not address core problem - how to produce same or more at same price point with constantly increasing cost pressure?
d) Cheap Foreign Labor: Ding ding ding. This is the ONLY logical path. You get cheap unskilled labor at pennies on the dollar. Relocating facilities takes a hit, but labor is pennies on the dollar. Even better if you can contract production and don't need to own the facility! The creditors, the shareholders - both are happy and you've met your fiduciary responsibility, and the consumer is happy to get the good at the lower price point. At least until quality deteriorates, and it will. And the government gets it's high tax rates and compliance with regs.
But, by then, your move to use foreign sourced labor has alleviated the cost pressure still felt by your competition, so they need to match your move.
And the domino effect continues.
So, if you want one of these factors to remain the same - namely, the use of more expensive domestic labor - then some of the other factors need to change to compensate.
1) Consumers can willingly pay higher prices to keep workers employed. As if. Look at the migration of Wal-Mart from USA sourced to China sourced goods if you want to see how price is king, and sentiment ends up in a ditch. In the meantime, the first adopter to rack up the price to where it needs to be goes under due to market pressures, and those people are unemployed anyway.
2) Shareholders can accept mediocrity in the balance sheet, or even experience losses. Yeah, that doesn't work well.
3) American workers should expect to get paid less for menial work. Hah.
OR (the only reasonable solution)
4) Government costs for taxation and compliance can be reduced. Reduce the tax component that is passed on to consumers through cost. Reduce compliance costs by simplifying or eliminating regulation.
The problem is that once the damage is done, and 3 generations of formerly-hardworking people have been put on the dole - do you get them to want to work even if the jobs come back?
Posted by: grognard at November 05, 2013 08:51 AM (/29Nl)
Posted by: Marcus at November 05, 2013 11:31 AM (GGCsk)
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To take that thought one step further: So many liberals kneejerk reflexively defend Owebama because he's their guy, is on their team. You never hear them talk about America, what's best for her, or even defend her.
Posted by: RickZ at November 05, 2013 08:53 AM (/TKmh)
Posted by: Dave at November 05, 2013 09:39 AM (OMNfZ)
411Why Jobs Go To Foreigners
Jobs go to foreigners because the Fed prints USD. Much of the newly printed cash goes to the Chinese who send us refrigerators in exchange and the heathens keep the USD (more fools them).
Put another way, if we were still on the gold standard we would not be able to carry on moving manufacturing overseas, because nobody has invented a gold-printing machine.
Posted by: Steve in Greensboro at November 05, 2013 10:10 AM (sugnf)
These days, the kids don't have access to traditional mentors. The entire culture is leftist. I knew nothing about Reagan except that he was an actor in a movie with a chimpanzee. That was enough.
This insurance thing perhaps is waking them up. They are getting mugged early.
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