1 Wacky screwy and probably high is no way to go on television.

2 Just think how disappointed Tingles will be when TFG can no longer be preezy.

3 What a smart feller.

4 Just like Lincoln, Obama has a disgusting mole on his face. QED.

5 I'm really starting to hate Lincoln. Didn't they used to say he banged slaves before he was a useful image to attach to Bammy?

6 1 Wacky screwy and probably high is no way to go on television.

Posted by: CAC at January 21, 2013 08:27 PM (aYKjq)

Great way to post here though, amiright?

7 Yeah, didn't Lincoln say something about burning the entire country down to punish the South? No? My bad.

8 what a farce by the end of the term we'll be told Lincoln was just like Obama rather than the other way around

9 Al Roker is runner-up to Chrissy in today's "Let's Suck TFG's Pee-Pee." 

Miss 80s posted a video earlier of Al shrieking fangurl-like for Obama to show him some love during the parade. 

I was literally embarrassed for him.

10 Great way to post here though, amiright? Posted by: StPatrick_TN at January 21, 2013 08:31 PM (lJJMb) Medicinal. That guy's just a lunatic.

11 Lincoln aspired to be like Obama, but fell short of the mark.

12 The SOTU is on Lincoln's birthday, February 12. It's also Mardi Gras. Chris Matthews should prepare accordingly.

13 Somebody kept the after birth and raised an idiot and threw out the human..

14 Is anyone eating this side of beef hanging here?

15 Someone get Chrissy an 80lb backpack.  He needs to get some exercise.  After Moochelle gives him the enema.

16 Maintain condition yellow. Prepare for condition red.

17 3 Just think how disappointed Tingles will be when TFG can no longer be preezy. ....i'm sure they are working on that

18 Yeah Lincoln was renowned for his centrism, why he was so centrist he plit the nation in half by simply being elected.

Chris you fat fuck if I ever have the chance I will shadow you until you fuck up and drive drunk again and I will dial 911 so quick the fucking physics geeks will debate whether light speed was in fact broken

19 10 Al Roker is runner-up to Chrissy in today's "Let's Suck TFG's Pee-Pee."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 21, 2013 08:31 PM

The President's speech was so awesome I shit myself

20 3 Infidel,

so you think Chris Tingle will be on TV in 2045?

21 Just got the news At 7:21 central time I am now a 3 time grandpa. Baby girl named Lina I'll post stats when I get them

22 Ace, we thought you were sleeping . . . It wasn't me, I swear!!!!

23 So what are the real odds of the dRats trying to end term limits at the Presidential level within Barky's reign ?

24 22 Al Roker,

Al the sun rises you shit yourself....

what I want to know is "did you wipe?'

25 Woo hoo, Buzzsaw!  Congratulations!!!

26 Congrats buzzsaw

27 26 grease monkey,

Hard?

eh 50-50 they may just try to ignore it

they already tried to undo it soft

28 Here ya go.  Al Roker shrieking for his messiah.  Gets in one hard-hitting question, "IS THE WEATHER GOOD?!?"

Via Newsbusters (warning:  turn your volume down, waaaay down)

http://tinyurl.com/bfx34xz

29 Congrats Buzzsaw......we'll work on getting the country back for her.

30

Sven-

 

No- He'll either OD or be a slobbering mess somewhere.

 

Oh, was that a rhetorical question?  haha

31 24 buzzsaw,

congrats, here's hoping we can keep a worthwhile nation to give the baby

32 He's a paid propagandist. Of course he sounds like a loon if you are looking for facts or truth.

33 Congrats, Buzzsaw! Irony alert: Chris Matthews' wife was a longtime reporter and anchor for DC's ABC affiliate. A couple years ago she jumped to the private sector. Where did she go? Marriott. Who is Mitt Romney named after? J. Willard Marriott.

34 buzzsaw, congratulations on your new little punishment grandbaby.

Seriously, we need to work hard to save what's left of this country.

35 36 JDP,

If the rage at the bias we feel was a way to invoke new demi-gods he would....

"Chris you fat fuck, I should have done this when you worked for tip lard ass mix in some water with your gin!"

//Reagan

36 by the end of the term we'll be told Lincoln was just like Obama rather than the other way around We're working on it.

37 SCOAMF claimed in his speech that "a decade of war is ending"

I wonder what he calls Libya, Mali, Somalia, and the stubborn refusal of Afghanistan to go away

38 Obama's next inauguration is scheduled for Day One, Year Zero.  From that day forward, there will be no history, no laws, and no backtalk.  By the time O grows enfeebled many years hence, a family member will have been groomed to succeed him.  On the day of his passing, there will be mandatory weeping at every giant statue of O.  Especially good performers will recieve a free makeover for their one-room concrete home --- a new bale of straw.

39

40 Face it, war's over. Wormer dropped the big one.

41

Up here in Canada, a DJ mentioned the festivities going on in the US - "our dysfunctional neighbour to the south. But hopefully, they'll get back on track and become a great country again."

 

High praise for a job done well so far, President Dumbass!

42 Another note to Grandpa Buzzsaw: If your granddaughter watches sports from a young age, she'll watch them for the rest of her life. So if you watch sports, have her sit with you. It's fun, too! I have an NHL Center Ice subscription and watch pretty much everything else for this reason.

43 i admit it's semantics, but why can't liberals just be upfront about their liberalism.
Posted by: JDP

Because honesty is for the bourgeois, naif.

44 Buzzsaw, Congrats on new grandaughter.   Another reason to fight all the more to keep progs from doing too much damage.

45 well Reagan wanted to repeal the 22nd Amendment. this could become the superduper clever talking point

Posted by: JDP at January 21, 2013 08:39 PM (60GaT)

Seems about right..."well, I think that in this case, Reagan got it wrong, much like his later support of the 1994 AWB".

TRANSLATION: Conservatives believe Reagan was wrong!!!!

46 42 KbDaBear,

"chickens coming home to roost"

//in Church

47 The smell of a new thread.  WTF is with this? 

48 46 Up here in Canada, a DJ mentioned the festivities going on in the US - "our dysfunctional neighbour to the south. But hopefully, they'll get back on track and become a great country again." High praise for a job done well so far, President Dumbass! Posted by: Stateless Infidel at January 21, 2013 08:41 PM (AC0lD) May I ask where exactly you're located?

49 I'm surprised he doesn't whip it out and beat meat right on the air.

50 What. A. Weirdo.

51 Think Mathews meant he wanted to get on his knees in a "centrist" position in from of his savior.

52 I wonder what he calls Libya, Mali, Somalia, and the stubborn refusal of Afghanistan to go away

Posted by: kbdabear at January 21, 2013 08:40 PM (wwsoB)

 

Preparation to justify a total war footing.

53 sven,
Yeah Lincoln was renowned for his centrism, why he was so centrist he split the nation in half by simply being elected.

Abe dealt with the existing issue of slavery . I believe Obama and his lackeys are and continue to be on a constant relentless search for his own " slavery " - ANY black and white issue which justifies direct "peacekeeping" of his enemies.

He got some traction with race, dug a little deeper with energy, hit a master stroke with the FSA. Will it be the second Amendment? Reparations? Maybe. Whatever it is , the media will sell it to the masses as anti-American and INHUMAN to oppose it...and the balloon will go up.

Just so he can out-Lincoln Lincoln.

Sick stuff.

54 46 stateless infidel,

You need some more marinara senor?

It's coming and i will dye my hair and work on the tan and bad accent.

55 I'm surprised he doesn't whip it out and beat meat right on the air.

Audio analysis revealed a suspicious "whooshing" sound coming from under the table.

56 The good news is this is the peak of libtards blind happy face. Tomorrow reality starts to make a comeback. The bad news is weÂ’ll be swept up in the disaster. But there is the taste of liberal tears to look forward to.

57 It's easy to be on tv. Just lick the One's balls, stroke the shaft, clean up the mess, rinse and repeat.

58 May I ask where exactly you're located?

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at January 21, 2013 08:42 PM (q0dyU)

 

Safely out of the reach of a tyrannical, out of control US government.

59 52 The smell of a new thread. WTF is with this?

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at January 21, 2013 08:42 PM (wR+pz)

Smells like sulfur to me, but that may be the brain tumor.  The air tastes purple.

60 @ Invictus - yes, you said it better

61 26--- "So what are the real odds of the dRats trying to end term limits at the Presidential level within Barky's reign ?" Posted by: grease monkey at January 21, 2013 08:35 PM (VSWPU) Zero. It takes 3/4 of the states to ratify an amendment. Given that, the Dems would never spend political capital on such a fatuous pursuit.

62 You guys are torturing yourselves watching all these mental cases drooling over themselves and masturbating to a fraud. I just can't. Going to go watch a Foyle's War, or something, on Netflix.

63 Al  Roker  officially  jumped  the  shark  today.  He  may  have  lost  half  his  fat  but  today  his  lost   all  of  his  credibility.

64 Screw Canada. It is really messed up when France is run better than we are.

65 The last real job Chris Mathews had was taking Tip O'Neil's dick up his ass.


He has missed that for a long time and wishes he was back at UNC for some more.

66 Juan Williams, vying for runner-up of Suck Up Of The Year on O'Reilly. Man, I hate these fucking people.

67 Fuck it. Let it burn. This might be the last inaugural blowout before the collapse. I hope everyone enjoyed themselves.

68 SCOAMF claimed in his speech that "a decade of war is ending" The decade is ending.

69 58 T Hunter,

Yup pretty much I think part of the deal with the media and O waving their dicks in everyone's face all the time is trying to get a breal backlash going and we let him and the media down.

It is not about his race it is about the color of his economics.

"red"

Abe did what he had to do and the south screwed the pooch, that said pretending Abe was a centrist is as funny as when Ogabe says "oh yeah in the 80s I would be a Republcacn."

He doesn't say that shit for me to believe it he says it for my wench sister in law.

Weak sauce for weak minds.

70 Benito Mussolini... now that was a centrist

71 Safely out of the reach of a tyrannical, out of control US government. How are you able to post from an alternate universe? This is that fifth-dimension shit, right?

72 http://tinyurl.com/b82vl46 (RCP)

Bashir To Matthews: "Did You Get Any Chills, Chris?

Bashir asks his colleague Chris Matthews if he also felt chills today.

Bashir's ribbing of Matthews was met with complete silence. After the silence, an embarrassed Martin Bashir reiterated what Cummings said and made no mention of chills.

73 Seriously, we need to work hard to save what's left of this country.>>

My kids and grand kids are the only reason I'm not a hermit living in the woods.
Unfortunately they all must suffer with the rest of us as we go through the burn and razing prior to building.

74 OT, as things always are, but I miss when Firefox used to allow me to keep track of my "real" name and sockpuppets, the latest of which has been safely removed.

75 We will be debating the Civil War for the millionth time before/after 100 comments? I say: before.

76

Posted by: sven10077 at January 21, 2013 08:44 PM (LRFds)

 

And please work on becoming 18 and growing nice, firm breasts.

77 Employment is slavery.  Jobs are slavery.  Much like Lincoln, I will abolish slavery in our time!

78 Congrats Buzzsaw, is her full name Lina Inverse?

79 I'm doing something worthwhile. I'm watching Justified from the beginning.

80 The only thing that would have made the inauguration more special is if Prezzy-prez wore some silver assless trousers, like in that crazy 'The Tubes' Old Grey Whistle Test video.

81 OMG.  That Meghan McCain tweet in the sidebar is hilarious. 

82

47Another note to Grandpa Buzzsaw: If your granddaughter watches sports from a young age, she'll watch them for the rest of her life. So if you watch sports, have her sit with you. It's fun, too!

.....................

True! She might not always understand it but she will like to watch with grandpa. My granddaughter just turned 4 and for some reason every sport on tv is "fastball" and she cheers for "touchdown packers"...Even if it's a bb game. I am not a packers fan but find it cute!

83 I say: before.

Posted by: soothsayer at January 21, 2013 08:48 PM (KeJAW)

 

War of Northern Agression.

84 81 Stateless infidel,

Trannys are a protected species up there IIRC yes?

I'll get the botox and some inflatable floatation devices I guess....

man it sure is different than I remember.

Heh

85 84 I'm doing something worthwhile. I'm watching Justified from the beginning.

Posted by: mon nom est mpfs at January 21, 2013 08:48 PM (TCy/B)

Prepare to be hooked...I need to find a block of time to catch up on this season, since I've missed both episodes.  Yay 2nd shift.

86 Invictus - War of Northern Indignation?

87 66 26--- "So what are the real odds of the dRats trying to end term limits at the Presidential level within Barky's reign ?" Posted by: grease monkey at January 21, 2013 08:35 PM (VSWPU) Zero. It takes 3/4 of the states to ratify an amendment. Given that, the Dems would never spend political capital on such a fatuous pursuit. Who said anything about amendments?

88 TFG spiked the ball prematurely on "Al Qaeda is defeated and on the run"

Of course, he does have the advantage of the MSM not noticing the civil war in Mali or the Algerian hostage fiasco

Al Qaeda doesn't go away if you ignore them. We tried that in the 90s

89 I'm in love with the eye-rolling sasquatch

90 Of course I'm a centrist! I haven't shut down your little website and shipped all you degenerates off for re-education yet, have I? Ungrateful wretches...

91 OMG. That Meghan McCain tweet in the sidebar is hilarious.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 21, 2013 08:49 PM (UOM4

She's such a testimonial to McRINO's failure as a parent.  As well as everything else.

92 @74 yeah one of those.


One pleasure I will take in the Great Depression II is telling my starving hippie-commie SIL that tree bark and leaf sandwiches are in fact "organic" while my delicious venison ribs have been "killed with violence" and " processed" ...

as I slowly close the door.

93 92 barky bo's big red dog crank,

Yup..."reminding everyone of the law is racist"

94 Chris got a paycheck to do it.  The people who are paying him know all about the kinds of things he says.  None of it is an accident.


The way to deal with the media is to start ignoring all the babbling idiots and start paying attention to who is paying the bill and why.

95 Meghan should have been sent off to Marine boot camp with her brother.

96

Shorter inauguration speech:

CLIMATE CHANGE = CIVIL RIGHTS, WINGNUTS!

Obama is the new King Knut, without the wisdom or introspection.

97 Listening to him at the CIC ball, TFG could read the phone book with the same inflection, and it would have the same impact. Which is to say, none at all. I feel sorry for military families. Thank you and for those who are and have been in harm's way.

98 95 Barry O,

show us your flexibility Barry

99 Who said anything about amendments?

Posted by: barky bo's red dog dick at January 21, 2013 08:50 PM (YpjaN)

I Did, Citizen!  Fear not, for I am here to protect you*!

*To a point, it should be understood.  If it comes down to you v. my reputation and the court's credibility, you're an egg in my omelet, bitch.

100 i admit it's semantics, but why can't liberals just be upfront about their liberalism. It's congenital. They can't be honest about anything, even when it's to their benefit.

101 random people always want to drink beer with me – and I with them.—
Meghan McCain (@McCainBlogette) January 22, 2013

Meggie just uncovered the mother lode of comedy gold

102 This "centrist" crap is just a preview of continuance of anyone being opposed to preeeezy being a far-far-right-wing-hate-mongering-racist-bigot-who-want-to-eat-the-poor.  Media will be describing preeeezy as all centrist all the time.

103 Daddy  and  Uncle  Reggie  Love  have  left  the  Lincoln  bedroom  and  are  now  having  a  smoke.   Thanks  low  info  voters!!

104 99 jc,

That's hardly a joke...the other thing to ponder is getting a share of stock in comcast and bring torch and pitchfork to the shareholder meetings about bias.

Set the groundwork for a class action lawsuit on fiduciary responsibility not being met

105 Meghan McCain could be her own reality show.

"Drunk With Meghan"

106 @michaelianblack No, I just love drinking beer in America with Americans. Good lord you of all people know this about me.—
Meghan McCain (@McCainBlogette) January 22, 2013

Especially at 2 AM

107

Posted by: sven10077 at January 21, 2013 08:50 PM (LRFds)

 

As long as you're not a white, Christian, straight male, then you're protected. I never thought this shithole would be the safe haven.

 

Back to work. Everyone have a great night avoiding all news coverage. I hate the game, but may I recommend hockey? Oh and beer.

108 Pray that no one is ever crazy enough to marry Meggie Mac, and they breed. 

109 StPatrick I've never seen the show but now I'm hooked. Damn, its good.

110 I am curious. How many here in the horde, who have vowed to put distance between themselves and supporters of TFG, have done so at an actual, or potential, financial cost.

I made the decision to do this regarding one of my business collaborators, who I otherwise personally like, and have a good deal in common with, except that we are polar opposites politically, and in an fairly extreme sense. We made $30-40,000 together over the past 4-5 years on several deals.

I am no longer returning his calls. Aside from the fact that he pissed me off after the election, I think I need to wash my hands of him. Consequences be damned.

Is this crazy?

111 107 KBDaBear,

one could make comedy gold tweeting back, Moogan they're getting their beer goggles on is the consumption measured in mugs or kegs love?

112 We will be debating the Civil War for the millionth time before/after 100 comments? I say: before. Posted by: soothsayer at January 21, 2013 08:48 PM (KeJAW) ----------------------------------------------- You mean the War of Southern Insolence?

113 Jane D'Oh, I am sure there is someone out there for Meghan and her assets.  Both physical and monetary.

114 Lincoln folded the 5th dimension to plagiarize Obama.

115 Off, vile sock!

116 Is this crazy?

Posted by: Tobacco Road at January 21, 2013 08:56 PM (4Mv1T)

No.  It's admirable.

117 113 stateless infidel,

I got kicked out of Alberta because I screwed up on explaining the value of the blue line in hockey...

watched too much football

118 Don't play their game... They're not "liberals", "progressives" or "centrists". They're statists and leftists. Our game; our rules.

119 118 truck monkey,

I mean "act 1 the american disagreement thing"

now the sequel

120 True! She might not always understand it but she will like to watch with grandpa. My granddaughter just turned 4 and for some reason every sport on tv is "fastball" and she cheers for "touchdown packers"...Even if it's a bb game. I am not a packers fan but find it cute! Posted by: Molly k. at January 21, 2013 08:49 PM (YiUfE) In my experience when she gets much older men will find it both exhilarating and intimidating, especially if she knows more than they do. But it's a great way to bond with dad or grandpa!

121 The War of UnAmerican Tyrannical Northern Aggression?

"we ignored the broken sword"

122 Dear Lord, Meggie Mac preggers? This tits would be ginormous! Those things could take out the Empire State Building.

123 Congrats Buzzsaw, is her full name Lina Inverse?>>

No but I'll have to frame one of those (tamer) images for her wall.

124 123 113 stateless infidel, I got kicked out of Alberta because I screwed up on explaining the value of the blue line in hockey... watched too much football Posted by: sven10077 at January 21, 2013 08:57 PM (LRFds) You didn't watch the CFL? Quick, what the two-line pass offside?

125 I'd call Tingles a moron--but that would be an insult to morons.

126 Well, I'm off for the evening.  Going to watch anything but news on the bedroom tv.

Glad this miserable day is over.

127 118 We will be debating the Civil War for the millionth time before/after 100 comments?

I say: before.

Posted by: soothsayer at January 21, 2013 08:48 PM (KeJAW)
-----------------------------------------------
You mean the War of Southern Insolence?


So you glad you won now?

128 116 Tobacco Road,

No find a new partner or groom one and take the reduced input.

I've started severing as many ties as I can with relying on Free Shit Army allies.

I still service moonbat clients so far, but the day may come I quit that as well.

129 Chris Matthews acting the idiot is not important. Our enemy is the GOP. The GOP cooperates with the Democrats. The GOP goes on Democrat-controlled media and acts like a bunch of pants-pissers. The GOP could do one very simple thing that would ignite some good action: boycott the MFM. They won't because they can't. They are too weak and too stupid and too much conflicted. Nothing will get better until it gets a thousand times worse.

130
They're statists and leftists. Our game; our rules.

IOW 

* Lincolnesque *

131 I've never seen the show but now I'm hooked. Damn, its good.

Posted by: mon nom est mpfs at January 21, 2013 08:56 PM (TCy/B)

Don't forget that internationally-renowned and Peabody Award-winning actor Nick Searcy, who plays Art, is a Moron.

132 110 99 jc,

That's hardly a joke...the other thing to ponder is getting a share of stock in comcast and bring torch and pitchfork to the shareholder meetings about bias.

Set the groundwork for a class action lawsuit on fiduciary responsibility not being met

Posted by: sven10077 at January 21, 2013 08:55 PM (LRFds)

===

It wasn't intended to be a joke.  It is high time for Calvinball.  All the babbling idiots are just distractions.  It is long past time to get to the source.  Also, don't forget Comcast is 51% -- 49% still belongs to GE.

133 Is this crazy? Posted by: Tobacco Road at January 21, 2013 08:56 PM (4Mv1T) No, not at all.

134 Buzzsaw, could always use the image of Lina and Gourry eating....

135 Imma watch the misfits ball on the Blaze.  May be funny.

136 130 I lurk therefore I am,

well that the rule is not the rule it is sorta okay if you coast over the line a little eh?

Yeah I watched the CFL I was an Air moon fan before it was a texas thing

137 Hey  America,  you  boned  yourself  and  BF  Barry  just  boned  me!  LOL  fools!

138 Published Author Meghan McCain

/punches wall

139 Chris Matthews: Damn, What a Centrist Speech Also, just like Lincoln's. This guy... he's got a wacky screw loose. Posted by: Ace at 08:24 PM Comments 1 Wacky screwy and probably high is no way to go on television. Posted by: CAC at January 21, 2013 08:27 PM (aYKjq) 2 liberals think anything mildly to the right of Noam Chomsky is centrist. it's the water they swim in Posted by: JDP at January 21, 2013 08:27 PM (60GaT) 3 Just think how disappointed Tingles will be when TFG can no longer be preezy. Posted by: Infidel at January 21, 2013 08:28 PM (bzOLE) 4 What a smart feller. Posted by: Peerless Morgan at January 21, 2013 08:30 PM (fDKXE) 5 Just like Lincoln, Obama has a disgusting mole on his face. QED. Posted by: Wooga at January 21, 2013 08:30 PM (q4KYY) 6 I'm really starting to hate Lincoln. Didn't they used to say he banged slaves before he was a useful image to attach to Bammy? Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 21, 2013 08:30 PM (qo244) 7 1 Wacky screwy and probably high is no way to go on television. Posted by: CAC at January 21, 2013 08:27 PM (aYKjq) Great way to post here though, amiright? Posted by: StPatrick_TN at January 21, 2013 08:31 PM (lJJMb) 8 Yeah, didn't Lincoln say something about burning the entire country down to punish the South? No? My bad. Posted by: t-bird at January 21, 2013 08:31 PM (FcR7P) 9 what a farce by the end of the term we'll be told Lincoln was just like Obama rather than the other way around Posted by: soothsayer at January 21, 2013 08:31 PM (vyPsz) 10 Al Roker is runner-up to Chrissy in today's "Let's Suck TFG's Pee-Pee." Miss 80s posted a video earlier of Al shrieking fangurl-like for Obama to show him some love during the parade. I was literally embarrassed for him. Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 21, 2013 08:31 PM (UOM4 11 OMG government can't do everything?? some serious centristing right there Posted by: JDP at January 21, 2013 08:32 PM (60GaT) 12 Great way to post here though, amiright? Posted by: StPatrick_TN at January 21, 2013 08:31 PM (lJJMb) Medicinal. That guy's just a lunatic. Posted by: CAC at January 21, 2013 08:32 PM (aYKjq) 13 Lincoln aspired to be like Obama, but fell short of the mark. Posted by: Wm T Sherman at January 21, 2013 08:32 PM (w41GQ) 14 The SOTU is on Lincoln's birthday, February 12. It's also Mardi Gras. Chris Matthews should prepare accordingly. Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at January 21, 2013 08:32 PM (q0dyU) 15 Somebody kept the after birth and raised an idiot and threw out the human.. Posted by: Clemenza at January 21, 2013 08:33 PM (x59Gv) 16 Is anyone eating this side of beef hanging here? Posted by: Moochelle at January 21, 2013 08:33 PM (FcR7P) 17 14 well sexual liberation is the culmination of Lincolnesque ideals don'tcha know Posted by: JDP at January 21, 2013 08:33 PM (60GaT) 18 Someone get Chrissy an 80lb backpack. He needs to get some exercise. After Moochelle gives him the enema. Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 21, 2013 08:33 PM (MoP0k) 19 Maintain condition yellow. Prepare for condition red. Posted by: General Woundwort at January 21, 2013 08:33 PM (zOP5o) 20 3 Just think how disappointed Tingles will be when TFG can no longer be preezy. ....i'm sure they are working on that Posted by: ET at January 21, 2013 08:33 PM (YpjaN) 21 Yeah Lincoln was renowned for his centrism, why he was so centrist he plit the nation in half by simply being elected. Chris you fat fuck if I ever have the chance I will shadow you until you fuck up and drive drunk again and I will dial 911 so quick the fucking physics geeks will debate whether light speed was in fact broken Posted by: sven10077 at January 21, 2013 08:34 PM (LRFds) 22 10 Al Roker is runner-up to Chrissy in today's "Let's Suck TFG's Pee-Pee." Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 21, 2013 08:31 PM The President's speech was so awesome I shit myself Posted by: Al Roker at January 21, 2013 08:34 PM (wwsoB) 23 3 Infidel, so you think Chris Tingle will be on TV in 2045? Posted by: sven10077 at January 21, 2013 08:34 PM (LRFds) 24 Just got the news At 7:21 central time I am now a 3 time grandpa. Baby girl named Lina I'll post stats when I get them Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 21, 2013 08:34 PM (qo244) 25 Ace, we thought you were sleeping . . . It wasn't me, I swear!!!! Posted by: Peaches at January 21, 2013 08:35 PM (kpCLl) 26 So what are the real odds of the dRats trying to end term limits at the Presidential level within Barky's reign ? Posted by: grease monkey at January 21, 2013 08:35 PM (VSWPU) 27 22 Al Roker, Al the sun rises you shit yourself.... what I want to know is "did you wipe?' Posted by: sven10077 at January 21, 2013 08:35 PM (LRFds) 28 Woo hoo, Buzzsaw! Congratulations!!! Posted by: Peaches at January 21, 2013 08:35 PM (kpCLl) 29 Congrats buzzsaw Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at January 21, 2013 08:36 PM (cpqFE) 30 26 grease monkey, Hard? eh 50-50 they may just try to ignore it they already tried to undo it soft Posted by: sven10077 at January 21, 2013 08:36 PM (LRFds) 31 Here ya go. Al Roker shrieking for his messiah. Gets in one hard-hitting question, "IS THE WEATHER GOOD?!?" Via Newsbusters (warning: turn your volume down, waaaay down) http://tinyurl.com/bfx34xz Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 21, 2013 08:36 PM (UOM4 32 Congrats Buzzsaw......we'll work on getting the country back for her. Posted by: BignJames at January 21, 2013 08:36 PM (HtUkt) 33 Sven- No- He'll either OD or be a slobbering mess somewhere. Oh, was that a rhetorical question? haha Posted by: Infidel at January 21, 2013 08:36 PM (bzOLE) 34 24 buzzsaw, congrats, here's hoping we can keep a worthwhile nation to give the baby Posted by: sven10077 at January 21, 2013 08:36 PM (LRFds) 35 He's a paid propagandist. Of course he sounds like a loon if you are looking for facts or truth. Posted by: Invictus at January 21, 2013 08:37 PM (OQpzc) 36 i admit it's semantics, but why can't liberals just be upfront about their liberalism. i mean they are -- except when they're actually describing themselves. "oh, i'm a centrist." or if they don't want to do that posturing, it's "progressive." what's the big deal about saying "liberal," their guy won and i'm sure he thinks of himself that way, are they afraid if they say it Reagan will come back to smite them or something Posted by: JDP at January 21, 2013 08:38 PM (60GaT) 37 Congrats, Buzzsaw! Irony alert: Chris Matthews' wife was a longtime reporter and anchor for DC's ABC affiliate. A couple years ago she jumped to the private sector. Where did she go? Marriott. Who is Mitt Romney named after? J. Willard Marriott. Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at January 21, 2013 08:38 PM (q0dyU) 38 "So what are the real odds of the dRats trying to end term limits at the Presidential level within Barky's reign ?" well Reagan wanted to repeal the 22nd Amendment. this could become the superduper clever talking point Posted by: JDP at January 21, 2013 08:39 PM (60GaT) 39 buzzsaw, congratulations on your new little punishment grandbaby. Seriously, we need to work hard to save what's left of this country. Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 21, 2013 08:40 PM (UOM4 40 36 JDP, If the rage at the bias we feel was a way to invoke new demi-gods he would.... "Chris you fat fuck, I should have done this when you worked for tip lard ass mix in some water with your gin!" //Reagan Posted by: sven10077 at January 21, 2013 08:40 PM (LRFds) 41 by the end of the term we'll be told Lincoln was just like Obama rather than the other way around We're working on it. Posted by: Winston@MinistryOfInformation at January 21, 2013 08:40 PM (96M6e) 42 SCOAMF claimed in his speech that "a decade of war is ending" I wonder what he calls Libya, Mali, Somalia, and the stubborn refusal of Afghanistan to go away Posted by: kbdabear at January 21, 2013 08:40 PM (wwsoB) 43 Obama's next inauguration is scheduled for DayOne,Year Zero. From that day forward, there will be no history, no laws, and no backtalk. By the time O grows enfeebled many years hence, a family member willhave been groomed to succeed him.On the day of his passing, therewill be mandatory weeping at every giant statue of O. Especially good performers will recieve a free makeover for their one-room concretehome --- a new bale of straw. Posted by: Wm T Sherman at January 21, 2013 08:41 PM (w41GQ) 44 Posted by: Malia in DC at January 21, 2013 08:41 PM (Cm5S0) 45 Face it, war's over. Wormer dropped the big one. Posted by: USS Diversity at January 21, 2013 08:41 PM (MPjT 46 Up here in Canada, a DJ mentioned the festivities going on in the US - "our dysfunctional neighbour to the south. But hopefully, they'll get back on track and become a great country again." High praise for a job done well so far, President Dumbass! Posted by: Stateless Infidel at January 21, 2013 08:41 PM (AC0lD) 47 Another note to Grandpa Buzzsaw: If your granddaughter watches sports from a young age, she'll watch them for the rest of her life. So if you watch sports, have her sit with you. It's fun, too! I have an NHL Center Ice subscription and watch pretty much everything else for this reason. Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at January 21, 2013 08:41 PM (q0dyU) 48 i admit it's semantics, but why can't liberals just be upfront about their liberalism. Posted by: JDP Because honesty is for the bourgeois, naif. Posted by: Your average leftie at January 21, 2013 08:41 PM (xz0nG) 49 Buzzsaw, Congrats on new grandaughter. Another reason to fight all the more to keep progs from doing too much damage. Posted by: Deli LLama at January 21, 2013 08:41 PM (lGu1O) 50 well Reagan wanted to repeal the 22nd Amendment. this could become the superduper clever talking point Posted by: JDP at January 21, 2013 08:39 PM (60GaT) Seems about right..."well, I think that in this case, Reagan got it wrong, much like his later support of the 1994 AWB". TRANSLATION: Conservatives believe Reagan was wrong!!!! Posted by: StPatrick_TN at January 21, 2013 08:42 PM (lJJMb) 51 42 KbDaBear, "chickens coming home to roost" //in Church Posted by: sven10077 at January 21, 2013 08:42 PM (LRFds) 52 The smell of a new thread. WTF is with this? Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at January 21, 2013 08:42 PM (wR+pz) 53 46 Up here in Canada, a DJ mentioned the festivities going on in the US - "our dysfunctional neighbour to the south. But hopefully, they'll get back on track and become a great country again." High praise for a job done well so far, President Dumbass! Posted by: Stateless Infidel at January 21, 2013 08:41 PM (AC0lD) May I ask where exactly you're located? Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at January 21, 2013 08:42 PM (q0dyU) 54 I'm surprised he doesn't whip it out and beat meat right on the air. Posted by: steevy at January 21, 2013 08:42 PM (9XBK2) 55 What. A. Weirdo. Posted by: Jmel at January 21, 2013 08:42 PM (9tSXa) 56 Think Mathews meant he wanted to get on his knees in a "centrist" position in from of his savior. Posted by: Deli LLama at January 21, 2013 08:43 PM (lGu1O) 57 I wonder what he calls Libya, Mali, Somalia, and the stubborn refusal of Afghanistan to go away Posted by: kbdabear at January 21, 2013 08:40 PM (wwsoB) Preparation to justify a total war footing. Posted by: Invictus at January 21, 2013 08:43 PM (OQpzc) 58 sven, Yeah Lincoln was renowned for his centrism, why he was so centrist he split the nation in half by simply being elected. Abe dealt with the existing issue of slavery . I believe Obama and his lackeys are and continue to be on a constant relentless search for his own " slavery " - ANY black and white issue which justifies direct "peacekeeping" of his enemies. He got some traction with race, dug a little deeper with energy, hit a master stroke with the FSA. Will it be the second Amendment? Reparations? Maybe. Whatever it is , the media will sell it to the masses as anti-American and INHUMAN to oppose it...and the balloon will go up. Just so he can out-Lincoln Lincoln. Sick stuff. Posted by: T.Hunter - let it burn at January 21, 2013 08:43 PM (EZl54) 59 46 stateless infidel, You need some more marinara senor? It's coming and i will dye my hair and work on the tan and bad accent. Posted by: sven10077 at January 21, 2013 08:44 PM (LRFds) 60 I'm surprised he doesn't whip it out and beat meat right on the air. Audio analysis revealed a suspicious "whooshing" sound coming from under the table. Posted by: @PurpAv at January 21, 2013 08:44 PM (46usZ) 61 The good news is this is the peak of libtards blind happy face. Tomorrow reality starts to make a comeback. The bad news is we’ll be swept up in the disaster. But there is the taste of liberal tears to look forward to. Posted by: FURPC at January 21, 2013 08:44 PM (0ImZM) 62 It's easy to be on tv. Just lick the One's balls, stroke the shaft, clean up the mess, rinse and repeat. Posted by: navybrat at January 21, 2013 08:44 PM (fnVfg) 63 May I ask where exactly you're located?Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at January 21, 2013 08:42 PM (q0dyU)Safely out of the reach of a tyrannical, out of control US government. Posted by: Stateless Infidel at January 21, 2013 08:44 PM (AC0lD) 64 52 The smell of a new thread. WTF is with this? Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at January 21, 2013 08:42 PM (wR+pz) Smells like sulfur to me, but that may be the brain tumor. The air tastes purple. Posted by: Hugo Chavez at January 21, 2013 08:44 PM (lJJMb) 65 @ Invictus - yes, you said it better Posted by: T.Hunter - let it burn at January 21, 2013 08:45 PM (EZl54) 66 26--- "So what are the real odds of the dRats trying to end term limits at the Presidential level within Barky's reign ?" Posted by: grease monkey at January 21, 2013 08:35 PM (VSWPU) Zero. It takes 3/4 of the states to ratify an amendment. Given that, the Dems would never spend political capital on such a fatuous pursuit. Posted by: Margarita who wishes she drank more at January 21, 2013 08:45 PM (C8mVl) 67 You guys are torturing yourselves watching all these mental cases drooling over themselves and masturbating to a fraud. I just can't. Going to go watch a Foyle's War, or something, on Netflix. Posted by: beachnight at January 21, 2013 08:45 PM (LpQbZ) 68 Al Roker officially jumped the shark today. He may have lost half his fat but today his lost all of his credibility. Posted by: Stephanie Abrams at January 21, 2013 08:45 PM (Cm5S0) 69 Screw Canada. It is really messed up when France is run better than we are. Posted by: Invictus at January 21, 2013 08:45 PM (OQpzc) 70 The last real job Chris Mathews had was taking Tip O'Neil's dick up his ass. He has missed that for a long time and wishes he was back at UNC for some more. Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at January 21, 2013 08:45 PM (wR+pz) 71 Juan Williams, vying for runner-up of Suck Up Of The Year on O'Reilly. Man, I hate these fucking people. Posted by: jakeman at January 21, 2013 08:45 PM (96M6e) 72 Fuck it. Let it burn. This might be the last inaugural blowout before the collapse. I hope everyone enjoyed themselves. Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 21, 2013 08:46 PM (jucos) 73 SCOAMF claimed in his speech that "a decade of war is ending" The decade is ending. Posted by: t-bird at January 21, 2013 08:46 PM (FcR7P) 74 58 T Hunter, Yup pretty much I think part of the deal with the media and O waving their dicks in everyone's face all the time is trying to get a breal backlash going and we let him and the media down. It is not about his race it is about the color of his economics. "red" Abe did what he had to do and the south screwed the pooch, that said pretending Abe was a centrist is as funny as when Ogabe says "oh yeah in the 80s I would be a Republcacn." He doesn't say that shit for me to believe it he says it for my wench sister in law. Weak sauce for weak minds. Posted by: sven10077 at January 21, 2013 08:46 PM (LRFds) 75 Benito Mussolini... now that was a centrist Posted by: Dept. of Accuracy Dept. at January 21, 2013 08:46 PM (MhA4j) 76 Safely out of the reach of a tyrannical, out of control US government. How are you able to post from an alternate universe? This is that fifth-dimension shit, right? Posted by: t-bird at January 21, 2013 08:47 PM (FcR7P) 77 http://tinyurl.com/b82vl46 (RCP) Bashir To Matthews: "Did You Get Any Chills, Chris? Bashir asks his colleague Chris Matthews if he also felt chills today. Bashir's ribbing of Matthews was met with complete silence. After the silence, an embarrassed Martin Bashir reiterated what Cummings said and made no mention of chills. Posted by: LC LaWedgie at January 21, 2013 08:47 PM (0It32) 78 Seriously, we need to work hard to save what's left of this country.>> My kids and grand kids are the only reason I'm not a hermit living in the woods. Unfortunately they all must suffer with the rest of us as we go through the burn and razing prior to building. Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 21, 2013 08:48 PM (qo244) 79 OT, as things always are, but I miss when Firefox used to allow me to keep track of my "real" name and sockpuppets, the latest of which has been safely removed. Posted by: StPatrick_TN at January 21, 2013 08:48 PM (lJJMb) 80 We will be debating the Civil War for the millionth time before/after 100 comments? I say: before. Posted by: soothsayer at January 21, 2013 08:48 PM (KeJAW) 81 Posted by: sven10077 at January 21, 2013 08:44 PM (LRFds) And please work on becoming 18 and growing nice, firm breasts. Posted by: Stateless Infidel at January 21, 2013 08:48 PM (AC0lD) 82 Employment is slavery. Jobs are slavery. Much like Lincoln, I will abolish slavery in our time! Posted by: Barky the incompetent asshole at January 21, 2013 08:48 PM (kpCLl) 83 Congrats Buzzsaw, is her full name Lina Inverse? Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 21, 2013 08:48 PM (MoP0k) 84 I'm doing something worthwhile. I'm watching Justified from the beginning. Posted by: mon nom est mpfs at January 21, 2013 08:48 PM (TCy/B) 85 The only thing that would have made the inauguration more special is if Prezzy-prez wore some silver assless trousers, like in that crazy 'The Tubes' Old Grey Whistle Test video. Posted by: Pepe LePoo (no, it's just Al Roker in a skunk costume) at January 21, 2013 08:49 PM (fDKXE) 86 OMG. That Meghan McCain tweet in the sidebar is hilarious. Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 21, 2013 08:49 PM (UOM4 87 47Another note to Grandpa Buzzsaw: If your granddaughter watches sports from a young age, she'll watch them for the rest of her life. So if you watch sports, have her sit with you. It's fun, too! ..................... True! She might not always understand it but she will like to watch with grandpa. My granddaughter just turned 4 and for some reason every sport on tv is "fastball" and she cheers for "touchdown packers"...Even if it's a bb game. I am not a packers fan but find it cute! Posted by: Molly k. at January 21, 2013 08:49 PM (YiUfE) 88 I say: before. Posted by: soothsayer at January 21, 2013 08:48 PM (KeJAW) War of Northern Agression. Posted by: Invictus at January 21, 2013 08:50 PM (OQpzc) 89 81 Stateless infidel, Trannys are a protected species up there IIRC yes? I'll get the botox and some inflatable floatation devices I guess.... man it sure is different than I remember. Heh Posted by: sven10077 at January 21, 2013 08:50 PM (LRFds) 90 84 I'm doing something worthwhile. I'm watching Justified from the beginning. Posted by: mon nom est mpfs at January 21, 2013 08:48 PM (TCy/B) Prepare to be hooked...I need to find a block of time to catch up on this season, since I've missed both episodes. Yay 2nd shift. Posted by: StPatrick_TN at January 21, 2013 08:50 PM (lJJMb) 91 Invictus - War of Northern Indignation? Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 21, 2013 08:50 PM (MoP0k) 92 66 26--- "So what are the real odds of the dRats trying to end term limits at the Presidential level within Barky's reign ?" Posted by: grease monkey at January 21, 2013 08:35 PM (VSWPU) Zero. It takes 3/4 of the states to ratify an amendment. Given that, the Dems would never spend political capital on such a fatuous pursuit. Who said anything about amendments? Posted by: barky bo's red dog dick at January 21, 2013 08:50 PM (YpjaN) 93 TFG spiked the ball prematurely on "Al Qaeda is defeated and on the run" Of course, he does have the advantage of the MSM not noticing the civil war in Mali or the Algerian hostage fiasco Al Qaeda doesn't go away if you ignore them. We tried that in the 90s Posted by: kbdabear at January 21, 2013 08:51 PM (wwsoB) 94 I'm in love with the eye-rolling sasquatch Posted by: wimpy o'pezznizzle at January 21, 2013 08:51 PM (7VoHu) 95 Of course I'm a centrist! I haven't shut down your little website and shipped all you degenerates off for re-education yet, have I? Ungrateful wretches... Posted by: Barry O. at January 21, 2013 08:51 PM (uSuzr) 96 OMG. That Meghan McCain tweet in the sidebar is hilarious. Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 21, 2013 08:49 PM (UOM4 She's such a testimonial to McRINO's failure as a parent. As well as everything else. Posted by: Captain Hate at January 21, 2013 08:51 PM (vDbBE) 97 @74 yeah one of those. One pleasure I will take in the Great Depression II is telling my starving hippie-commie SIL that tree bark and leaf sandwiches are in fact "organic" while my delicious venison ribs have been "killed with violence" and " processed" ... as I slowly close the door. Posted by: T.Hunter - let it burn at January 21, 2013 08:51 PM (EZl54) 98 92 barky bo's big red dog crank, Yup..."reminding everyone of the law is racist" Posted by: sven10077 at January 21, 2013 08:52 PM (LRFds) 99 Chris got a paycheck to do it. The people who are paying him know all about the kinds of things he says. None of it is an accident. The way to deal with the media is to start ignoring all the babbling idiots and start paying attention to who is paying the bill and why. Posted by: jc at January 21, 2013 08:52 PM (PlzOe) 100 Meghan should have been sent off to Marine boot camp with her brother. Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 21, 2013 08:52 PM (MoP0k) 101 Shorter inauguration speech: CLIMATE CHANGE = CIVIL RIGHTS, WINGNUTS! Obama is the new King Knut, without the wisdom or introspection. Posted by: theCork at January 21, 2013 08:52 PM (HoKiN) 102 Listening to him at the CIC ball, TFG could read the phone book with the same inflection, and it would have the same impact. Which is to say, none at all. I feel sorry for military families. Thank you and for those who are and have been in harm's way. Posted by: jakeman at January 21, 2013 08:53 PM (96M6e) 103 95 Barry O, show us your flexibility Barry Posted by: sven10077 at January 21, 2013 08:53 PM (LRFds) 104 74 well Reagan was a dangerous homeless-creating, rich tax cut-slashing, responsible for AIDS, general warmonger...until liberals figured they had to find a way to use him against current Republicans. then he became OK cuz, like, optimism, pragmatism and stuff. i expect something similar will happen in the future to a lesser extent when GWB dies and libs gain a strange new respect Posted by: JDP at January 21, 2013 08:53 PM (60GaT) 105 Who said anything about amendments? Posted by: barky bo's red dog dick at January 21, 2013 08:50 PM (YpjaN) I Did, Citizen! Fear not, for I am here to protect you*! *To a point, it should be understood. If it comes down to you v. my reputation and the court's credibility, you're an egg in my omelet, bitch. Posted by: John Roberts at January 21, 2013 08:54 PM (lJJMb) 106 i admit it's semantics, but why can't liberals just be upfront about their liberalism. It's congenital. They can't be honest about anything, even when it's to their benefit. Posted by: AmishDude at January 21, 2013 08:54 PM (xSegX) 107 random people always want to drink beer with me – and I with them.— Meghan McCain (@McCainBlogette) January 22, 2013 Meggie just uncovered the mother lode of comedy gold Posted by: kbdabear at January 21, 2013 08:54 PM (wwsoB) 108 This "centrist" crap is just a preview of continuance of anyone being opposed to preeeezy being a far-far-right-wing-hate-mongering-racist-bigot-who-want-to-eat-the-poor. Media will be describing preeeezy as all centrist all the time. Posted by: Deli LLama at January 21, 2013 08:54 PM (lGu1O) 109 Daddy and Uncle Reggie Love have left the Lincoln bedroom and are now having a smoke. Thanks low info voters!! Posted by: Malia in DC at January 21, 2013 08:55 PM (Cm5S0) 110 99 jc, That's hardly a joke...the other thing to ponder is getting a share of stock in comcast and bring torch and pitchfork to the shareholder meetings about bias. Set the groundwork for a class action lawsuit on fiduciary responsibility not being met Posted by: sven10077 at January 21, 2013 08:55 PM (LRFds) 111 Meghan McCain could be her own reality show. "Drunk With Meghan" Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 21, 2013 08:55 PM (MoP0k) 112 @michaelianblack No, I just love drinking beer in America with Americans. Good lord you of all people know this about me.— Meghan McCain (@McCainBlogette) January 22, 2013 Especially at 2 AM Posted by: kbdabear at January 21, 2013 08:55 PM (wwsoB) 113 Posted by: sven10077 at January 21, 2013 08:50 PM (LRFds) As long as you're not a white, Christian, straight male, then you're protected. I never thought this shithole would be the safe haven. Back to work. Everyone have a great night avoiding all news coverage. I hate the game, but may I recommend hockey? Oh and beer. Posted by: Stateless Infidel at January 21, 2013 08:55 PM (AC0lD) 114 Pray that no one is ever crazy enough to marry Meggie Mac, and they breed. Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 21, 2013 08:55 PM (UOM4 115 StPatrick I've never seen the show but now I'm hooked. Damn, its good. Posted by: mon nom est mpfs at January 21, 2013 08:56 PM (TCy/B) 116 I am curious. How many here in the horde, who have vowed to put distance between themselves and supporters of TFG, have done so at an actual, or potential, financial cost. I made the decision to do this regarding one of my business collaborators, who I otherwise personally like, and have a good deal in common with, except that we are polar opposites politically, and in an fairly extreme sense. We made $30-40,000 together over the past 4-5 years on several deals. I am no longer returning his calls. Aside from the fact that he pissed me off after the election, I think I need to wash my hands of him. Consequences be damned. Is this crazy? Posted by: Tobacco Road at January 21, 2013 08:56 PM (4Mv1T) Based on your last paragraph, I'd say your conscience is clear.

140

Whatever happens to us, whatever happens to this country,  never,  ever forget  that it was the media that allowed this to happen.

 

And if there ever  is a reckoning, make sure that they are the first to pay.

 

Really fucking hard.

141 And I will now go to the barrel.

142 The war of Regional Truculence?

143 Barrel time!

144

Maybe Barky likes Lincoln because Lincoln was able to start a civil war during his first term?

 

Gonna bring the revolution!!! 

145 And I will now go to the barrel. Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at January 21, 2013 09:02 PM (q0dyU) Didn't you do that before?

146
Quick, what the two-line pass offside?

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at January 21, 2013 08:59 PM (q0dyU)

The two-line pass has been out of the league for years.  That said, it consisted of a pass from a player's defensive zone (i.e. behind his blue line) to a player on his team on the far side of the center line, with no player from the opposing team touching the puck in between.  Capisce?

147 The barrel is occupied for the foreseeable future.

148 @116 There are principles and there is ruination. If he does not have the ability or the inclination to cause Ruination then you made the right decision. Tilts a glass of brora '35 in your direction, cheers.

149 Posted by: Tobacco Road at January 21, 2013 08:56 PM (4Mv1T)



Based on your last paragraph, I'd say your conscience is clear.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at January 21, 2013 09:02 PM (q0dyU)

What the fuck, people?

150

Barrel. Niagara Falls. Moron.

Some assembly required.

151 I guess you could call that "mouse splatter".

152 I guess if you're going to commit a barrel offense, you may as well make it a duesy.

153 Barrel!

154 Lincoln, he was a good centralist, especially on race.



http://tinyurl.com/5khcnm

155 Dunno, for that post perhaps the Ace Woodchipper of Doom.

156 (Hic) ... it unhooks in the front ... (hic)

157 oops

158 You're gonna need a bigger barrel...

159 153 St patrick,

Yeah when I was exiled it was in effect....

they cast me adrift like in south park

"I'm not your friend buddy,"

160 Somebody is going to be in the barrel for a long time and should bring a book, a blanket, and a pillow.

161 Roll out the barrel, roll out the barrel of Fun*!


Barrel may contain sodomy

162 So you glad you won now? Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at January 21, 2013 09:00 PM (wR+pz) ------------------------------------------------------- My tongue was firmly planted in my cheek. I wasn't alive back then so I didn't have a dog in that fight.

163 what happened

164 Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at January 21, 2013 09:02 PM

And now for the highlight's of tonight's thread ...

165 Accidentally scrolled through CNN on my way to Modern Marvels. Ugh. Preezy and Fleezy dancing to a bad Al Green cover. CNN caption: FIRST DANCE. Ick. Saddening to think that some of the plebs have been glued to this thing all day. Fuck them, just raise my taxes already.

166 *Peeks out from the barrel* I did this once before. I have talent.

167 "I'm not your friend buddy,"

Posted by: sven10077 at January 21, 2013 09:05 PM (LRFds)

I'm not your buddy, friend.

168 the hell was that?

169 Someone did that the other day.  Should be good and stinky in there lurk.

170 >>>147 And I will now go to the barrel. Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am

Thank you for that laugh. I REALLY needed it.

171 Well, good morning, CAC!!  How you doin' today?

172 what happened

Someone used PixyWare to find the 11th dimension.

173 Who gave Lurk that Hungarian phrase book?

174 Seems about right..."well, I think that in this case, Reagan got it wrong, much like his later support of the 1994 AWB". Well, Reagan WAS wrong - Average White Band was pure, concentrated suck, no matter what the year...

175 170 what happened

Posted by: CAC at January 21, 2013 09:06 PM (aYKjq)

The future just became the present while we made the past and it just happened again and again and again.

176 177 >>>147 And I will now go to the barrel. Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am Thank you for that laugh. I REALLY needed it. Posted by: Tobacco Road at January 21, 2013 09:07 PM (4Mv1T) You're welcome. *Puts up curtains in the barrel*

177 CAC how are you feeling? 

178 I smell dark matter.

179 @169

I figured as much.  Just think 150 years later, the same states are trying to take away the same right that they did 150 years ago.


Not much changes.  Yankees still believe they are the smartest people in the world and everyone else should follow them.

180 I smell dark matter.

Posted by: eman

Nope, me again. Sorry.

181 eman, Al Roker dropped off a kid in the barrel.

182 Meggie Mac thinks she's the only fat blonde with big tits in a bar who random people buy drinks for?

183 185 I smell dark matter. Posted by: eman at January 21, 2013 09:08 PM (tBnjP) ______________ That's not dark matter!!

184 >>>>Tilts a glass of brora '35

Holy Shith, General. That special hootch is supposed to be for celebrations, not wakes.

185 146--- "Whatever happens to us, whatever happens to this country, never, everforget that it was the media that allowed this to happen. And if there ever is a reckoning, make sure that they are the first to pay. Really fucking hard." Posted by: LGoPs at January 21, 2013 09:02 PM (4x8W0) AMEN.

186 There should be a barrel support group. I'll bring the Gentleman Jack.

187 145 Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at January 21, 2013 09:02 PM (q0dyU) There, but for the grace of Lurk, go I...

188 Meggie Mac should be bringing my in her dirdl, not drinking it.

189 And if there ever is a reckoning, make sure that they are the first to pay. Relax. That's is exactly what will happen. Intellectuals always seem to forget they're first in line for the firing squad when the shit hits the fan.

190 @191 After the inaugural, I really needed something with teeth. And brora has it in spades. I denounce myself in advance.

191 'my hovercraft is full of eels'

192 If anybody remembers seeing a post late last week about a book called "The Master and Margarita" - Weds., I think, I ripped through the first 100 pages the other night, and it's hilarious.

193 FLASH -
Megapotamus McVain, Attention Whore , ESQ.,  Shocked, SHOCKED By  Beer Fueled Attention


filmateleven

194 Holy shit, The Following is creepy. Not a bad start and not sure how long the premise of the show can last, but I get a kick seeing Marc Antony (no, not the singer, the guy who played Antony in Rome) as a serial killer.

195 There, but for the grace of Lurk, go I... Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at January 21, 2013 09:12 PM (Jcd0S) I've done this twice. If there's a NoVa Moron Meetup I'll probably have to pay for it.

196 I guess you could call that "mouse splatter".

Posted by: LC LaWedgie at January 21, 2013 09:05 PM (0It32)

Biden would call that the full load.

197 Lurk, I'd join you for the Tennessee whiskey, but the General brought some spectacular Scotch tonight.

198 I'm surprised he doesn't whip it out and beat meat right on the air.
Posted by: steevy at January 21, 2013 08:42 PM

____________________________________________________

That would require that impotent fat bastage actually being able to get it up.

Seriously -- if that man could f*ck do you think he'd be so enthralled with Obama?

(Same goes for Sully, btw).

199 This is what I think of when I think of a Moron barrel support group: http://tinyurl.com/bjgbhoh .  Scroll down to the "buy the barrel" portion.

200 holy shit, that was one hell of a barrel foul

201 The last time I posted the whole thread I thought I could never post here again. Now I figure I can buy drinks for everyone in the Delmarva and I'll be good. I'll start saving now.

202 8 Yeah, didn't Lincoln say something about burning the entire country down to punish the South? No? My bad. Posted by: t-bird at January 21, 2013 08:31 PM (FcR7P) I haven't read all the comments yet, but that's as close to a thread winner as we're likely to see.

203 After the inaugural, I really needed something with teeth.

Hi there!

204 I've done this twice. If there's a NoVa Moron Meetup I'll probably have to pay for it. Well.....since you're buying, I'll see you at Murphy's in zoos Town Alexandria in an hour.

205 Parallel universe

206 On HDNet Theater now - Lawrence of Arabia.  If you have insomnia this will cure it.  If you stay awake you will get an inkling of what a kludge WWI made of the Middle East.

207 @ 206 and to thhink that dad was a Graduate of U of T

208 Damn I hate auto correct on iPad.

209 Meghan McCainVerified ‏@McCainBlogette

random people always want to drink beer with me - and I with them. 

Direct link if you want to respond to Meggie McBoobs

http://tinyurl.com/a7are96

210 @204 Now if it were a special,special occasion we could crack the dalmore 1951. Haven't figured out the occasion, maybe we'll just have to make one up.

211 Wow that Coffee Anderson is a real cutie.

212
8 Yeah, didn't Lincoln say something about burning the entire country down to punish the South? No? My bad.
Posted by: t-bird at January 21, 2013 08:31 PM (FcR7P)

I haven't read all the comments yet, but that's as close to a thread winner as we're likely to see.

Posted by: rickl at January 21, 2013 09:17 PM (sdi6R)

Yeah, and there was that deal about fooling some of the people all of the time...

213 Did Meggie McJugs step in it again? What she do now?

214 Well I warned you ... Cry Havoc and let slip the dogs of war...

215 Well.....since you're buying, I'll see you at Murphy's in zoos Town Alexandria in an hour. Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 21, 2013 09:17 PM (hPB/n) Duke Street Whole Paycheck Bar at a time TBD?

216 I think most posters here tonight could not pass a sobriety test ,, and given the climate carry on..

217 Yeah, didn't Lincoln say something about burning the entire country down to punish the South? No? My bad

Nah. He went with "preserving the Union" aka "community organizing"

218 I've done this twice. If there's a NoVa Moron Meetup I'll probably have to pay for it. Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at January 21, 2013 09:14 PM

I'll have a few beers with you! Just don't think I'm easy

219 213 On HDNet Theater now - Lawrence of Arabia. If you have insomnia this will cure it. If you stay awake you will get an inkling of what a kludge WWI made of the Middle East. Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 21, 2013 09:18 PM (MoP0k) I actually liked LoA....."a silly and barbarous people"...yeah.

220 Gigantic cop thingy going down in my usually fairly quiet hood right now.  Sirens, cops screaming on the megaphones, ghetto bird circling with the night sun.  It's almost like I am back in Venice.  I want to go out and looky-loo, but I'm not really in the mood to be shot.

221 If you Socal heavy Morons want a meet . Clemeza has pool beers..

222 Lurky lurk lurk

223 Count me in, workin on the second bottle of wine.

224 Duke Street Whole Paycheck Bar at a time TBD? Ha! I live less than a mile away in Carlyle. Better women at Myrphy's or McConnells though. Jus' sayin'

225 I didn't watch the communist jerkoff speak. My plan is to not see or hear him for the next 4 years.

226 SoCal?  Where you at, Clemenza?  I'm on the westside.  Where the cops are going batshit right now!  Funsies . . .

227 @217  I'm just happy to be quaffing Dewar's along with a wave of the soda bottle tonight. If I ever make any money in 2013, I might splurge on some more single malts.

228 Rum sodomy and the lash.

http://wn.com/rum_sodomy_the_lash

229 @ 227 got ice? Then charge your beverage of choice..

230 Lurky lurk lurk Posted by: DC in Towson at January 21, 2013 09:23 PM (jIaZt) --------------------------------------------------------- DC in the Hizzouse!

231 220 Did Meggie McJugs step in it again? What she do now? Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 21, 2013 09:19 PM

She tweeted how she loves to have a few beers with random people, and they with her

Direct link if you want to respond to Meggie McBoobs

http://tinyurl.com/a7are96

232 Peaches, since I'm penance at the moment, may I provide you with a kitteh video? http://tinyurl.com/b5hfadc

233 223 I think most posters here tonight could not pass a sobriety test ,,
and given the climate carry on..



Soberatty test?  WTF is that?

234 he last time I posted the whole thread I thought I could never post here again. Now I figure I can buy drinks for everyone in the Delmarva and I'll be good. I'll start saving now.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at January 21, 2013 09:17 PM (q0dyU)

Better women at Myrphy's or McConnells though.

Jus' sayin'

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 21, 2013 09:23 PM (hPB/n)

We don't need better /other women. we have us and your wives!

235 153 Quick, what the two-line pass offside? Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at January 21, 2013 08:59 PM (q0dyU) The two-line pass has been out of the league for years. That said, it consisted of a pass from a player's defensive zone (i.e. behind his blue line) to a player on his team on the far side of the center line, with no player from the opposing team touching the puck in between. Capisce? Running off tackle is a lot simpler. Either that or half back draw.

236 Due to my sins, the first round at the first NoVa Moron Meetup is on me.

237 @223 move to South Pasadena the cops are hot dogs...

238 "Mr. Obama, I knew Abe Lincoln. I worked for Abe Lincoln. Abe Lincoln was my Commander-In-Chief. Mr.Obama, you're no Abe Lincoln."

Ulysses Grant

239 Culver City,  NPR, Sony Pictures, NFL Network and various DerWienerschnitzels

240 I lurk, i did leave a space heater in there after my turn.

241 Have you got something to take this White Castle taste out of my mouth?

242 Looks like Meggers McBoobs' twitter feed is taking some heavy hits tonight... "server busy"

243 @234 Remember, the best scotch is the one you have in your glass. Cheers.

244 BignJames, when Cinemark showed Lawrence of Arabia on a big screen.  I went to watch it and was impressed by the movie, its cinematography, script, and acting.

245 (the barrel is empty after the guy doing the cannonball.)

246 178 Well, good morning, CAC!! How you doin' today? Posted by: Peaches at January 21, 2013 09:07 PM (kpCLl) 179 what happened Someone used PixyWare to find the 11th dimension. Posted by: Waterhouse at January 21, 2013 09:07 PM (vj7IK) its not morning. its non-time especially here in so cal.

247 will someone get this drunk bitch off my leg ?

248 248 Have you got something to take this White Castle taste out of my mouth?



Shot of Marker's Mark usually works.   If not, follow with a shot of Jagger.


Proceed to toilet for heave.

249 We don't need better /other women. we have us and your wives! Posted by: ette at January 21, 2013 09:25 PM (nqBYe) True 'dat. I didn't know you were in NoVA. OK, who the social secretary for the NoVA Moron Meet-Up??

250 " My plan is to not see or hear him for the next 4 years.

Posted by: Berserker at January 21, 2013 09:23 PM (FMbng)"

 

I suggest hanging out in church.

251 Hiya Truck! Peaches, it's probably just a manhunt for Tina Brady's dignity. *runs away giggling like a maniac*

252 who the social secretary for the NoVA Moron Meet-Up??

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 21, 2013 09:29 PM (hPB/n)

er.. meghan mccain?

253 254 will someone get this drunk bitch off my leg ?

Posted by: Random dude at bar at January 21, 2013 09:28 PM (EZl54)

Is Hillary out on the town again?

254 Just because DC and Sean are here.
http://en.bijin-snap.com/2013/01/17/no-840/

255 SeanBannion, I'm not that far down the road. Probably a mile.

256 And, just like that, it's over.  Like a fuckin' dumbass, I thought it might be safe to turn the tee vee on now.  Wrong-a-mundo!  Ugh.

257 its not morning. its non-time
especially here in so cal.

Posted by: CAC at January 21, 2013 09:28 PM (aYKjq)

glad to see you back in your own skin.

258 er.. meghan mccain? The Mockfest would be epic.

259 Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 21, 2013 09:27 PM (MoP0k) David Lean made a few good movies.

260 SeanBannion, I'm not that far down the road. Probably a mile. On Eisenhower??

261 When I see people praising Obama like this, I swear they must be from another planet.

Do these people feel pain when they break an arm? Or do they laugh?  I couldn't tell ya

For short sighted idiots, and those who haven't been deeply affected by the financial devastation, I guess he's great.  Oh, and those who are blessed with perfect health.. SO in other words, people who really don't live in the real world

I will point and laugh when they get cancer, and find out because of O'dipshits policies, that there are medication shortages.  Sucks, huh?  Yeah, warned ya.. with examples and all

262

ghetto bird circling with the night sun

===============================

Ha Ha never heard that one

 

 

263 261 Just because DC and Sean are here. http://en.bijin-snap.com/2013/01/17/no-840/ Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 21, 2013 09:30 PM (MoP0k) Very nice, Anna. Looks damn good for 33 too.

264 glad to see you back in your own skin. Posted by: ette at January 21, 2013 09:31 PM (nqBYe) Whose skin would I be in other than my own? Skin is two dimensional.

265 232 I didn't watch the communist jerkoff speak. My plan is to not see or hear him for the next 4 years.

Posted by: Berserker at January 21, 2013 09:23 PM (FMbng)

===

If it comes to pass, the first time I will tune in is when he is begging for mercy.

266 Peaches, i never really was a t.v watcher through my life, but it seems He is mentioned everyday  as actually being on t.v.

is he?

267 I didn't know you were in NoVA. OK, who the social secretary for the NoVA Moron Meet-Up?? Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 21, 2013 09:29 PM (hPB/n) ------------------------------------------------------------ I am not in Northern VA but I am close enough to the river that I can piss in it from my house.

268 267 SeanBannion, I'm not that far down the road. Probably a mile. On Eisenhower?? Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 21, 2013 09:32 PM (hPB/n) Huntington.

269 Just because DC and Sean are here. http://en.bijin-snap.com/2013/01/17/no-840/ Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 21, 2013 09:30 PM (MoP0k) Okay. That hurt. *sniff*

270 254 will someone get this drunk bitch off my leg ?
Posted by: Random dude at bar at January 21, 2013 09:28 PM

You owe me half a cup of coffee and a screen wipe

Bastard!!!

271 Cac, three layers i believe.

3 dimensions oh noze!

272 Huntington Damn. Very close. Deep behind enemy lines we are

273 Chris Matthews' brain has been pickled in a vat of Everclear and ferret piss

274 eman, isn't there some moe moe-kun for you to watch??? 

275 Just because DC and Sean are here Meh. Moar boobehs!

276 eman, isn't there some moe moe-kun for you to watch??? 

277 Just because DC and Sean are here Meh. Moar boobehs!

278 279 Huntington Damn. Very close. Deep behind enemy lines we are Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 21, 2013 09:35 PM (hPB/n) And seriously, I will pay for the first round of the next NoVa Moron meetup due to my sins. Someone needs to organize it so I can show up.

279 249
Looks like Meggers McBoobs' twitter feed is taking some heavy hits tonight... "server busy" Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at January 21, 2013 09:27 PM

It looks like all of Twitter is really busy

Please don't tell me that it's traffic from 52 percenters are tweeting how awesome the Mooch looks

280 279 Huntington Damn. Very close. Deep behind enemy lines we are Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 21, 2013 09:35 PM (hPB/n) And seriously, I will pay for the first round of the next NoVa Moron meetup due to my sins. Someone needs to organize it so I can show up.

281 249
Looks like Meggers McBoobs' twitter feed is taking some heavy hits tonight... "server busy" Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at January 21, 2013 09:27 PM

It looks like all of Twitter is really busy

Please don't tell me that it's traffic from 52 percenters are tweeting how awesome the Mooch looks

282 Man, I really want a cigar, but I'm still duking it out with the damn flu. Damn you, damn flu!

283 Man, I really want a cigar, but I'm still duking it out with the damn flu. Damn you, damn flu!

284 "Do these people feel pain when they break an arm? Or do they laugh? I couldn't tell ya"

Have you seen the acolyte stage jumping scene in the original "Conan: The Barbarian" ?

285 "Do these people feel pain when they break an arm? Or do they laugh? I couldn't tell ya"

Have you seen the acolyte stage jumping scene in the original "Conan: The Barbarian" ?

286 Skin is two dimensional.>>
Hey everybody be careful what you say to CAC I hear he is very thin skinned,

287 If you did not prepare after 9/11 for doom . your screwed now with a large self tapping screw..

288 I am not in Northern VA but I am close enough to the river that I can piss in it from my house. WV? Why did I think you were in the Midwest for some reason?

289 eman, isn't there some moe moe-kun for you to watch??? Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 21, 2013 09:36 PM (MoP0k) Maybe. What is it?

290 Sean go find Meghan then.  Pretty sure she will be blotto and under a bar somewhere near the Beltway.  

291 Just think, right now every fucking commie in teh country is in DC going to parties trying to figure out how to get more of your money to spend.


I wish it was raining in DC, better wet snow. 

292 Sean go find Meghan then. Pretty sure she will be blotto and under a bar somewhere near the Beltway. Thanks, but I'd rather stick needles in my eyes.

293 Moe Moe-kun refers to totemo kawaii young girls who still look as fresh as morning dew.

294 Cac, three layers i believe. 3 dimensions oh noze! Posted by: ette at January 21, 2013 09:35 PM (nqBYe) I mean the concept of a skin in space-time would be a two-dimensional plane. Of course human skin is 3d. In the case of meggy mac n cheesy 38dd.

295 Step right up and get your official Obama inaguration commemorative knee pads, just like Chris Matthews wears.

296 292 Just think, right now every fucking commie in teh country is in DC going to parties trying to figure out how to get more of your money to spend. I wish it was raining in DC, better wet snow. Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at January 21, 2013 09:39 PM (wR+pz) Pretty much every inaugural ball is mostly standing around, primarily in line for the bar. Not much dancing is involved. I didn't copy the whole thread!!!!

297 WV? Why did I think you were in the Midwest for some reason? Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 21, 2013 09:39 PM (hPB/n) ---------------------------------------------------- MN born and raised. Now living in the Peoples Republic of Maryland.

298 Is this crazy?

Posted by: Tobacco Road at January 21, 2013 08:56 PM (4Mv1T)

 

No, I went to CVS today, and a lady got out of her dem bumpersticker covered suv, normally I hold the door open for people, I let it shut behind me. Sorry lady, open the door for your own damn self

299 If you did not prepare after 9/11 for doom . your screwed now with a large self tapping screw..>>

Well If you're cute I need people to cover my six with the toys I have.

I can only shoot one at a time so help will be needed in case of emergency.

300 I do a bunch of work in DC and NoVa, if the scheduling gods smile on me (which they never do) I might be able to toss back a few with the local morons.

301 I didn't copy the whole thread!!!! That's a low bar. And pressure wash the inside of that barrel while you're in there. BCochran1981 will probably be in it soon and he's hell on the inspection.

302 #299 YOUR CVS DOESNT HAVE AUTOMAJIC DOORS?

303 #299 YOUR CVS DOESNT HAVE AUTOMAJIC DOORS?

304 #299 YOUR CVS DOESNT HAVE AUTOMAJIC DOORS?

305 #299 YOUR CVS DOESNT HAVE AUTOMAJIC DOORS?

306 #299 YOUR CVS DOESNT HAVE AUTOMAJIC DOORS?

307 #299 YOUR CVS DOESNT HAVE AUTOMAJIC DOORS?

308 I wish it was raining in DC, better wet snow.
Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at January 21, 2013 09:39 PM

Better freezing rain

309 I wish it was raining in DC, better wet snow.
Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at January 21, 2013 09:39 PM

Better freezing rain

310 I wish it was raining in DC, better wet snow.
Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at January 21, 2013 09:39 PM

Better freezing rain

311 Ugh... the missus is watching "An American President". TF?

312 Ugh... the missus is watching "An American President". TF?

313 Ugh... the missus is watching "An American President". TF?

314 302 I didn't copy the whole thread!!!! That's a low bar. And pressure wash the inside of that barrel while you're in there. BCochran1981 will probably be in it soon and he's hell on the inspection. Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 21, 2013 09:44 PM (hPB/n) If there aren't cheerleader posters in the barrel, I'll be surprised.

315 MN born and raised. Now living in the Peoples Republic of Maryland. You must be up near Hagerstown. You have too much common sense for MontCo.

316 Some say that Lincoln really enjoyed the company of men. Perhaps there might be some similarities after all... Later, all. God bless. (And may He have mercy on our souls.)

317

318 my response to the inaugural address

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EnkU9GMArCU

319 Its almost as exciting as the first time, except now we know whats ahead for the ne4xt four years...accusations of racism, liberal lunacy, infringement on our constitutional rights, more debt, more liberal leaning spending, more debt, more taxes, more economic malaise, more america going down the shitter, and of course more Barackraham O'Lincolnbama golfing campaigning and giving speeches with an abundant over use of the words ME MY MINE I ME ME ME I I I I I ME MY I!

OH FOR FUCK SAKE LET THE NEXT 4 YEARS FLY BY!

Atleast we have the new gorilla wig doo to laugh at for a week.

320 True dat about Matthews, but even so ... this guy, Ace, stuff he writes down here, it's like HE IS a loose nut.

321 " I thought that was a reaching-out, if you willÂ…" ------------ You mean reach around don't you Chris?

322 and twitter is definitely hosed

probably WH staff trying to tweet Michelle's Pizza Hut order

323 What the fuck btw, doesnt that cunt swallow before shoveling the next fork full in her maw?

I mean for fuck sake, she has 4 more years to eat on our dime, no need to risk choking by not pacing yourself.

324 303 #299
YOUR CVS DOESNT HAVE AUTOMAJIC DOORS?

Posted by: CAC at January 21, 2013 09:44 PM (aYKjq)

It has the button you can push to open the door, but it is so slow I just open myself. So I normally hold it open for people behind me, today did not.

325 Hey morons and 'ettes, been funemployed since October and I'm now in Wisconsin for an interview. Wish me luck tomorrow!

326 Pride that dines on vanity, sups on contempt.

327 I'm seeing commercials for a new book called the 5th Assassin. That's all I have to say about that.

328 All these Lincoln comparisons are creepy. First, it's just so stupidly wrong. Second, when I think Lincoln, I think Civil War and political assassination - two things I do not want happening today.

329 Boehner got his daily quotient of suck ass today Such leaders we have..

330 Obamas similarity to Reagan ends at Bonzo