July 23, 2013
— Ace After his 2011 fall, the allegation goes.
I'm linking Breitbart, but it was Arizona-based nightlife/gossip blog The Dirty which published the story. That link is middle-level NSFW, as it contains explicit texts.
The part thatÂ’s most annoying is that I was 22 and in a bad place, but if anyone asked him he would say the same thing about himself, yet heÂ’s an adult. This was a bad situation for me because I really admired him. Even post scandal, I thought he was misunderstood. Until I got to know him. I thought I loved him. Pretty pathetic.
Last August he even offered to help me get a condo in Chicago, without me asking. IÂ’ll send screenshots of everything. IÂ’m trusting you to keep my name out of it, because like I said, it was obviously a mistake. I was young and dumb. I just want people to really know heÂ’s lying when he acts like he has changed.
Is it true? Well, as of yet there is no evidence, apart from this source's say-so. She sent some alleged screenshots of a dirty chat, but they are undated; furthermore, it's anyone's guess whether or not it is Anthony Weiner.
Anyone can say they're anyone on the Internet, of course. And all celebrities get impersonated at some point. I just read that Randy Meisner, bassist for the Eagles, had a guy impersonating him in Vegas to get free rooms for a while. My point is you can be a somewhat obscure "celebrity" and still get impersonated. (In fact, I bet it's the less-known celebrities who get impersonated the most.)
So, take progressive celebrity worship with a progressive id borne of loneliness and anger and combine those with dude's ingeniousness and persistence in attempting to "score" (whether really or virtually) by any means fair or foul, and this could just be some guy who realized he could get some cyber if he said he was "putting on his Superman tights" and whatnot.
One detail that cannot be ignored: The guy's screen-handle, whether he's Anthony Weiner or not, is.... Carlos Danger.
Rock on, Carlos Danger. You inspire us all.
There is something that suggests this could be true. Combine Weiner's frequent statements that there might be "more" released about his amorous internet activities, with a "no comment" from his camp about the latest allegation:
BuzzFeed contacted WeinerÂ’s spokeswoman, Barbara Morgan, at 7:21 a.m. Tuesday about the postings, which went online Monday, asking whether they are real. She responded before 9 a.m. and then replied three more times that she would respond soon.
I don't want to pre-judge before knowing more than an unsubstantiated claim, but obviously Anthony Weiner knows the full truth of this, and if it's untrue, why didn't he say so straight out of the gate?
Why is his camp promising comment, and not yet offering it? The truth does not need to be coordinated. The truth does not have to be delayed in order to see what proofs the accuser might come up with. The truth does not need a meeting with strategists, lawyers, and crisis control messaging experts to discover itself.
Lies need those things, but not the truth.
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Say what you want about Carlos Danger, but he's no Rick Tempest.
Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at July 23, 2013 09:02 AM (xvZYu)
Posted by: Carlos Danger at July 23, 2013 09:03 AM (Aif/5)
Posted by: Huma Danger at July 23, 2013 09:03 AM (V1ZIU)
Posted by: Burn the Witch at July 23, 2013 09:03 AM (p+XhY)
iirc, back when Weiner announced his candidacy, he "warned" the press that more stuff that he'd done might start showing up. I'd assumed that he was referring to things from back before he got caught. But was he really stupid enough to keep this up even after that?
Posted by: junior at July 23, 2013 09:03 AM (UWFpX)
Posted by: The Zen of Carlos Danger at July 23, 2013 09:04 AM (SCcgT)
Posted by: EC at July 23, 2013 09:04 AM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 23, 2013 09:04 AM (9Xc5j)
Posted by: alexthechick - Commence drinking now. at July 23, 2013 09:05 AM (VtjlW)
Posted by: Jerry Rivers at July 23, 2013 09:05 AM (32Ze2)
Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at July 23, 2013 09:05 AM (BQ10H)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 23, 2013 09:05 AM (8ZskC)
Watch this YouTube video on the Detroit Bailout. Choom in Chief smokes the paperwork.
I was crying.
http://tinyurl.com/kpf9a4t
Posted by: Marcus at July 23, 2013 09:05 AM (GGCsk)
Posted by: McCool at July 23, 2013 09:06 AM (nCSwS)
Posted by: Elliot Spitzer at July 23, 2013 09:06 AM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Mike Hammer at July 23, 2013 09:06 AM (aDwsi)
Posted by: Barry O'Bama at July 23, 2013 09:06 AM (hd2t/)
Posted by: Vote Lord Humungus 2016 at July 23, 2013 09:06 AM (HEa5q)
Posted by: Your betters at the MSM at July 23, 2013 09:07 AM (8wqqE)
Posted by: joncelli at July 23, 2013 09:07 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at July 23, 2013 09:07 AM (32Ze2)
Posted by: dfbaskwill at July 23, 2013 09:07 AM (71LDo)
Posted by: Burn the Witch at July 23, 2013 09:07 AM (p+XhY)
Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl, RIP Alex Teves at July 23, 2013 09:07 AM (8JJ6O)
Posted by: Dick Dodgers in the 24-1/2 Century!!! at July 23, 2013 09:07 AM (BQ10H)
Posted by: Charlie Sheen at July 23, 2013 09:08 AM (3ZtZW)
Rock on, Carlos Danger. You inspire us all.
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All the good names are taken. I'm thinking Joe Bob Shenanigans. Yeah, that's it.
Posted by: Soona at July 23, 2013 09:08 AM (OQZsz)
Posted by: Burgess Meredith at July 23, 2013 09:08 AM (FcR7P)
I just added that idea, combined with Buzzfeed's report that the Weiner camp has not yet commented on the allegations.
Posted by: ace at July 23, 2013 09:08 AM (/IWYB)
Posted by: Carlos Danger at July 23, 2013 09:08 AM (8wqqE)
Posted by: Inspector Asshole at July 23, 2013 09:08 AM (sbSjq)
Posted by: George Orwell crosseyed and painless at July 23, 2013 09:08 AM (mCNwt)
I was crying.
http://tinyurl.com/kpf9a4t
Deserves a thread by itself.
Posted by: Adam at July 23, 2013 09:09 AM (Aif/5)
Posted by: Tami[/i][/b][/u][/s] at July 23, 2013 09:09 AM (X6akg)
Posted by: Ron Mexico at July 23, 2013 09:09 AM (KHo8t)
Posted by: Andy at July 23, 2013 09:09 AM (VXrUE)
Posted by: zsasz at July 23, 2013 09:09 AM (MMC8r)
Posted by: Marcus at July 23, 2013 09:09 AM (GGCsk)
Posted by: Gristle McThornbody at July 23, 2013 09:09 AM (mCNwt)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) - Passing through Rage & Out the Other Side at July 23, 2013 09:09 AM (/PCJa)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) - Passing through Rage & Out the Other Side at July 23, 2013 09:10 AM (/PCJa)
Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl, RIP Alex Teves at July 23, 2013 01:07 PM (8JJ6O)
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Whoa! Another great name. Ben Dirty.
Posted by: Soona at July 23, 2013 09:10 AM (OQZsz)
Mathis quit after admitting to "inappropriate actions" with his hand between his legs behind his desk while the district's female superintendent sat opposite him trying to have a conversation.
He expressed deep regret and then, inexplicably, asked for his resignation back, buoyed by the comments of fellow board member Reverend David Murray, who dismissed the behavior of the 55-year-old Mathis this way: "He's a young man; maybe he didn't know it was offensive to her ... That's just the way it is."
What THE hell?! "He's a young man?!"
http://tinyurl.com/875ghzq
Posted by: WalrusRex at July 23, 2013 09:10 AM (Hx5uv)
>>> Miles Long, Rod Firmly and Moe Lester are better pron names.
Buck Naked.
Posted by: George Costanza at July 23, 2013 01:09 PM (/Zy04)
Rod Biggerstaff.
Posted by: joncelli at July 23, 2013 09:10 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: @ParisParamus (Twitter) at July 23, 2013 09:10 AM (gYzAr)
Posted by: laceyunderalls at July 23, 2013 09:10 AM (pLTLS)
Posted by: Brick Sirloin at July 23, 2013 09:10 AM (CJjw5)
Posted by: Minnfidel at July 23, 2013 09:11 AM (BsIKy)
To paraphrase,
The tiger rarely changes his stripes.
I give this story a likelihood factor of around 100%.
Posted by: West at July 23, 2013 09:11 AM (1Rgee)
Posted by: thunderb at July 23, 2013 09:11 AM (zOTsN)
>>> Miles Long, Rod Firmly and Moe Lester are better pron names.
Homer and his sister Heather O'Sexual
Posted by: Charlie Sheen at July 23, 2013 09:11 AM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: George Orwell crosseyed and painless at July 23, 2013 09:11 AM (mCNwt)
Posted by: Barry O'Bama at July 23, 2013 09:11 AM (hd2t/)
Posted by: Your Betters what brought you Obamacare at July 23, 2013 09:11 AM (p+XhY)
Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl, RIP Alex Teves at July 23, 2013 09:12 AM (8JJ6O)
Posted by: Rick Perry at July 23, 2013 09:12 AM (/PCJa)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 23, 2013 09:12 AM (9Xc5j)
Posted by: NCKate at July 23, 2013 09:12 AM (r4thI)
Posted by: Lizzy at July 23, 2013 09:13 AM (2mSdf)
Posted by: carr, the weiner floor walker at July 23, 2013 09:13 AM (BQ10H)
Posted by: Vote Lord Humungus 2016 at July 23, 2013 09:13 AM (HEa5q)
Posted by: Carlos Danger at July 23, 2013 09:13 AM (WaLVu)
I don't want to pre-judge before knowing more than an unsubstantiated claim, but obviously Anthony Weiner knows the full truth of this, and if it's untrue, why didn't he say so straight out of the gate?
You'll know its true when he starts asking the FBI to investigate who really sent those messages.
Posted by: buzzion at July 23, 2013 09:13 AM (LI48c)
I was crying.
http://tinyurl.com/kpf9a4t
Deserves a thread by itself<
I am watching the bond market evaporate and crying in laughter at the same time. My colleagues are like WTF is so funny??? I said I'm going mad.
Posted by: Marcus at July 23, 2013 09:13 AM (GGCsk)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 23, 2013 09:13 AM (9Xc5j)
Posted by: Steve Cock at July 23, 2013 09:14 AM (/IWYB)
Posted by: blindside at July 23, 2013 09:14 AM (x7g7t)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) - Passing through Rage & Out the Other Side at July 23, 2013 09:14 AM (/PCJa)
Posted by: Zombie Breitbart at July 23, 2013 09:14 AM (eHIJJ)
Posted by: Burn the Witch at July 23, 2013 09:14 AM (p+XhY)
Posted by: George Orwell crosseyed and painless at July 23, 2013 09:15 AM (mCNwt)
She's tired of fish sticks.
Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at July 23, 2013 09:15 AM (BQ10H)
Posted by: Marcus at July 23, 2013 09:15 AM (GGCsk)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 23, 2013 09:15 AM (9Xc5j)
Posted by: The MFM at July 23, 2013 09:15 AM (FcR7P)
Posted by: thunderb at July 23, 2013 09:15 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) - Passing through Rage & Out the Other Side at July 23, 2013 09:16 AM (/PCJa)
Posted by: Rock Hardmann at July 23, 2013 09:16 AM (CJjw5)
Posted by: George Orwell crosseyed and painless at July 23, 2013 09:16 AM (mCNwt)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 23, 2013 09:16 AM (ImNoD)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 23, 2013 01:15 PM (9Xc5j)
He certainly doesn't pass the "I wouldn't mind having a beer with him" test.
Weiner seems like an asshole.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 23, 2013 09:16 AM (gqgiP)
Big McLargehuge
Tom Servo
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 23, 2013 01:13 PM (brmsw)
I stand corrected and bow to your MST3K-fu.
Posted by: joncelli at July 23, 2013 09:16 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at July 23, 2013 09:17 AM (2mSdf)
I'm thinking it was actually Danger socking Weiner all along.
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at July 23, 2013 09:17 AM (eHIJJ)
Posted by: Marcus at July 23, 2013 09:17 AM (GGCsk)
"These people are SO special, so brilliant, so indispensable that we must allow them their pecadillos so that they can continue to grace us with their divine excellence. They are truly gods on Earth."
Only the best for NYC.
If they elect him, they deserve every inevitable Bad Thing that will befall them.
Posted by: Jaws at July 23, 2013 09:17 AM (4I3Uo)
Posted by: rabidsquirrel at July 23, 2013 09:18 AM (NkJ0Q)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 23, 2013 09:18 AM (9Xc5j)
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Yeah..., it's 26 now. By Obamacare law. Unless you want to vote, then it's 18, or drink, then it's 21.
Of course, during WWII, 17 year-olds were landing at Guadalcanal, now it's 26, because Barky O'Socialism
Posted by: Mike Hammer at July 23, 2013 09:18 AM (aDwsi)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) - Passing through Rage & Out the Other Side at July 23, 2013 01:16 PM (/PCJa)
A NYC council member, ex-head of the MTA, and some other hard-left idiots.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 23, 2013 09:18 AM (gqgiP)
Posted by: taylork at July 23, 2013 09:18 AM (ppNDn)
Posted by: Dick Thicknesson at July 23, 2013 09:18 AM (CJjw5)
Posted by: Diego at July 23, 2013 09:18 AM (u2a4R)
Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl, RIP Alex Teves at July 23, 2013 09:18 AM (8JJ6O)
Why is his camp promising comment, and not yet offering it? The truth does not need to be coordinated. The truth does not have to be delayed in order to see what proofs the accuser might come up with.
Lies need those things, but not the truth.
Frankly, I'm surprised he cares at all. It's patently obvious you simply cannot shame a Democrat. So long as he makes the right noise about abortion, he'll always have an 'in' in politics.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 23, 2013 09:19 AM (zF6Iw)
Posted by: UWP at July 23, 2013 09:19 AM (r98SZ)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at July 23, 2013 09:19 AM (vOq2q)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 23, 2013 09:19 AM (9Xc5j)
Posted by: Burn the Witch at July 23, 2013 09:20 AM (p+XhY)
In fact, I'd say Weiner wins by a hair.
Posted by: Marcus at July 23, 2013 09:21 AM (GGCsk)
Posted by: zsasz at July 23, 2013 09:21 AM (MMC8r)
Randy Meisner? He's the ex-bass player for the Eagles. He was in Poco last I heard.
Timothy B. Schmidt is their bassist nowadays. He and Meisner swapped bands many years ago.
Who impersonates bass players anyway? Besides me, that is.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at July 23, 2013 09:21 AM (0HooB)
Posted by: Michael Moore'd in the Boobeh at July 23, 2013 09:21 AM (rCS6C)
Buck Naked.
Posted by: George Costanza at July 23, 2013 01:09 PM (/Zy04)
Rod Biggerstaff.
Posted by: joncelli at July 23, 2013 01:10 PM (RD7QR)
______________________________________________________
Dick Cockburn
Posted by: Truck Monkey at July 23, 2013 09:22 AM (32Ze2)
Of course, during WWII, 17 year-olds were landing at Guadalcanal, now it's 26, because Barky O'Socialism
Posted by: Mike Hammer
Or get the morning after pill over the counter. Then there is no age limit -11, 12, 13.... doesn't matter!
Posted by: PAgirlinNC at July 23, 2013 09:22 AM (LMKjz)
Biff Steel
Bolt Upright
Crunch Hardtack
Race Burley
Tab Strong
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0522457/
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 23, 2013 09:22 AM (brmsw)
Posted by: Phil McKraken at July 23, 2013 09:22 AM (Pr6hk)
Posted by: Barry O'Bama at July 23, 2013 09:22 AM (hd2t/)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 23, 2013 09:22 AM (zF6Iw)
Posted by: Pelosi at July 23, 2013 09:22 AM (9Xc5j)
Posted by: George Orwell crosseyed and painless at July 23, 2013 09:22 AM (mCNwt)
The part thatÂ’s most annoying is that I was 22 and in a bad place, but if anyone asked him he would say the same thing about himself, yet heÂ’s an adult. This was a bad situation for me because I really admired him. Even post scandal, I thought he was misunderstood. Until I got to know him. I thought I loved him. Pretty pathetic.
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That's terrible, baby girl. Just awful.
So tell me... are they pink or brown?
Posted by: Buck Stretchmaster at July 23, 2013 09:23 AM (CJjw5)
Posted by: Connie Lingus at July 23, 2013 09:23 AM (32Ze2)
Posted by: Dick Trickle at July 23, 2013 09:23 AM (Pr6hk)
Posted by: Eisenhorn at July 23, 2013 09:23 AM (KvKOu)
I live in Louisville many years ago. They had an on-air personality with the name...
...wait for it...
Butt Muscles. Not sure if it was Andi Sullivan or not.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at July 23, 2013 09:25 AM (0HooB)
Posted by: Barry O'Bama
cause a person of intergrity such as himself would never, ever lie
I suspect he has sent so many of these little "feelers" out he has very little idea how many or who
like Tiger Woods with the diner waitress in the parking lot
Posted by: thunderb at July 23, 2013 09:25 AM (zOTsN)
I'm on my lunch break.
Oh. You mean Weiner. Never mind.
Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at July 23, 2013 09:25 AM (BQ10H)
Posted by: Harry Reid is a pederast at July 23, 2013 09:25 AM (Pr6hk)
Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at July 23, 2013 09:26 AM (BQ10H)
>>>>Carlos Danger? finally someone found an alias that tops Mike Vick's "Ron Mexico" one that he used to seek treatment for herpes and other STDs.
So **that's** why I can never find that dude!
Posted by: Bigby's Taco-breaking Fingers at July 23, 2013 09:26 AM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: UWP at July 23, 2013 09:26 AM (r98SZ)
Funny thing, the Spitzer and Weiner are running and could win, but she has no shot at winning anything. Her only crime (AFAIK) is being an airhead.
Posted by: Damn Sockpuppet at July 23, 2013 09:27 AM (YmPwQ)
not in politics or government or public policy or anywhere in the 'social sciences'. All we got is lies, damned lies, and statistics
( hat tip to Winston C., that half-American cigar-smoking heavy-drinking dude
Posted by: a virtuous ripple at July 23, 2013 09:28 AM (omBWL)
Posted by: dananjcon at July 23, 2013 01:24 PM (jvd3N)
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The same way we find the time to do this shit.
Posted by: Soona at July 23, 2013 09:28 AM (OQZsz)
Posted by: Pelosi at July 23, 2013 09:28 AM (9Xc5j)
Carolos Danger is a tacky name to use. It reeks of desperation.
Posted by: Emerson Biggens at July 23, 2013 09:28 AM (QSvuk)
Posted by: Y-not, noted fuddy duddy at July 23, 2013 09:28 AM (5H6zj)
Posted by: Long Duc Dong at July 23, 2013 09:28 AM (Pr6hk)
Posted by: StPatrick_TN at July 23, 2013 09:28 AM (ND9u8)
Posted by: Damn Sockpuppet at July 23, 2013 01:27 PM (YmPwQ)
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I dunno.... I suppose they could steal a page from Alinksy and turn her into the victimhood posterchild for IRS abuse.
Posted by: fixerupper at July 23, 2013 09:29 AM (nELVU)
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We ought to create a new version of Clue with Democrats and sex scandals. Obama up the ass in the Lincoln bedroom with Kal Penn. Bill Clinton in the Oval Office with Monica and a cigar.
It would be educational for the children.
Posted by: WalrusRex at July 23, 2013 09:29 AM (Hx5uv)
And possibly a witch.
Posted by: Hollowpoint at July 23, 2013 09:29 AM (SY2Kh)
Posted by: Y-not, noted fuddy duddy at July 23, 2013 09:30 AM (5H6zj)
Posted by: Lemmenkainen at July 23, 2013 09:30 AM (eZzL1)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at July 23, 2013 09:30 AM (0HooB)
Posted by: Y-not, noted fuddy duddy at July 23, 2013 01:28 PM (5H6zj)
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c'mon.... pull my finger....
Posted by: fixerupper at July 23, 2013 09:30 AM (nELVU)
Posted by: Mayor Bob Filner-in at July 23, 2013 09:30 AM (Pr6hk)
Posted by: Punch McGroyn at July 23, 2013 09:30 AM (eHIJJ)
Posted by: Y-not, noted fuddy duddy at July 23, 2013 01:28 PM (5H6zj)
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Maybe you just haven't met the right online... friend... yet.
Posted by: Dick Baguette at July 23, 2013 09:31 AM (CJjw5)
Posted by: Hollowpoint at July 23, 2013 01:29 PM"
And how do you know she's a witch....?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 23, 2013 09:31 AM (knoK7)
Posted by: thunderb at July 23, 2013 09:31 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: rickb223 at July 23, 2013 09:31 AM (2WZ7x)
Posted by: Pelosi at July 23, 2013 09:31 AM (9Xc5j)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 23, 2013 09:31 AM (ImNoD)
Posted by: rickb223 at July 23, 2013 09:32 AM (2WZ7x)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at July 23, 2013 09:33 AM (0HooB)
Posted by: Anthony's Weiner at July 23, 2013 09:33 AM (qkZxk)
Posted by: Pelosi at July 23, 2013 09:33 AM (9Xc5j)
Posted by: Ammo Dump at July 23, 2013 09:33 AM (GgPam)
Hey, can't a man get a little respect here?
Posted by: Dick Swett at July 23, 2013 09:33 AM (zF6Iw)
Posted by: T. at July 23, 2013 09:33 AM (X7lfh)
Posted by: zsasz at July 23, 2013 09:34 AM (MMC8r)
Posted by: Jack Meoff at July 23, 2013 09:34 AM (Pr6hk)
Posted by: Oscar Mayer at July 23, 2013 09:34 AM (gWHwW)
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I can certainly see that our education dollars were not wasted.
Posted by: WalrusRex at July 23, 2013 09:35 AM (Hx5uv)
Posted by: Dick Wiggles at July 23, 2013 09:35 AM (/IWYB)
When you find it necessary to air a campaign ad denying allegations that you're a witch... you might be a witch.
Witchcraft might also explain how she got so many people to fall for her perpetual-candidate scam.
Posted by: Hollowpoint at July 23, 2013 09:35 AM (SY2Kh)
No more anonymity, no more ID theft.
Posted by: Secure ID at July 23, 2013 09:36 AM (L737P)
Posted by: AmishDude at July 23, 2013 09:36 AM (T0NGe)
Posted by: Dick Wiggles at July 23, 2013 01:35 PM (/IWYB)
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piker
Posted by: Li-a at July 23, 2013 09:36 AM (nELVU)
Posted by: wooga at July 23, 2013 09:36 AM (lgLDj)
Posted by: Dick Wiggles at July 23, 2013 01:35 PM (/IWYB)
I know, right?
Posted by: Won Hung Lo at July 23, 2013 09:37 AM (GgPam)
Posted by: Bigby's Taco-breaking Fingers at July 23, 2013 09:37 AM (3ZtZW)
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Perhaps a mark on our wrists or foreheads that we use to buy and sell.
Posted by: WalrusRex at July 23, 2013 09:37 AM (Hx5uv)
Posted by: Efrem Zimbalist McHugecock at July 23, 2013 09:38 AM (/lWM8)
Posted by: Y-not, noted fuddy duddy at July 23, 2013 09:38 AM (5H6zj)
The truth does not need to be coordinated. The truth does not have to be delayed in order to see what proofs the accuser might come up with. The truth does not need a meeting with strategists, lawyers, and crisis control messaging experts to discover itself.
That's what I used to think too, you crazy ass cracker.
Posted by: George Zimmerman at July 23, 2013 09:38 AM (BAS5M)
247BLAC N****S CNT GET NO TYPE OF JUSTICE FUCCIN WIT DESE CRACCER'S
#KILLALL WHITES DATS DA TYPE OF S**T I'M ON F**K DIS BEEF S**T LET'S
KILL COPS ND NEIGHBO RHOOD WATCHER #FACTS DAT
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I wouldn't want the need for correct spelling and grammer to interfere with the flow of consciousness of the author.
Ideas like this get you tenure at most major universities.
Posted by: Diego at July 23, 2013 09:38 AM (u2a4R)
Posted by: Vlad The Impailer at July 23, 2013 01:37 PM (Pr6hk)
right on, man
Posted by: Ivan ( the Terrible ) at July 23, 2013 09:39 AM (omBWL)
Posted by: Vlad The Impailer at July 23, 2013 01:37 PM (Pr6hk)
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Sod off ya Balkan wannabe....
Posted by: Alexander the Great at July 23, 2013 09:39 AM (nELVU)
Posted by: George Zimmerman at July 23, 2013 09:39 AM (zF6Iw)
Posted by: Ima Cumming at July 23, 2013 09:39 AM (FcR7P)
Posted by: toby928© at July 23, 2013 09:39 AM (QupBk)
Perhaps a mark on our wrists or foreheads that we use to buy and sell.
Meh, just keep it in your pocket or on the charger while you're not worshipping it.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at July 23, 2013 09:39 AM (0HooB)
Posted by: rickb223 at July 23, 2013 09:39 AM (2WZ7x)
Posted by: WalrusRex at July 23, 2013 01:37 PM (Hx5uv)
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Yeah. Great idea. Why didn't I think of that?
Posted by: Satan at July 23, 2013 09:39 AM (OQZsz)
Posted by: Efrem Zimbalist McHugecock at July 23, 2013 09:39 AM (/lWM8)
Posted by: Seymour Butz at July 23, 2013 09:40 AM (Pr6hk)
She's 22 and he's an adult. WTF?
My parents' health policy says I'm still a child, so that's my story. And I'm stickin' with it.
Posted by: Weiner Accuser at July 23, 2013 09:41 AM (qkZxk)
Posted by: George Orwell at the craps table at July 23, 2013 09:41 AM (mCNwt)
Suzy Creemcheese inflatable love dolls. I loved those ads in the magazines. "Suck me! Fuck me! But respect me!"
Hey! That's my line!
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at July 23, 2013 09:41 AM (zF6Iw)
Posted by: zombie Frank Zappa at July 23, 2013 09:41 AM (omBWL)
Posted by: Tony Weiner at July 23, 2013 09:42 AM (uLzrM)
Posted by: RushBabe at July 23, 2013 09:42 AM (qkZxk)
Posted by: Richard Succor at July 23, 2013 09:42 AM (eHIJJ)
Posted by: George Orwell at the craps table at July 23, 2013 09:42 AM (mCNwt)
Posted by: Pokey Babymaker at July 23, 2013 09:43 AM (/lWM8)
Posted by: AmishDude at July 23, 2013 09:43 AM (T0NGe)
Posted by: t-bird at July 23, 2013 09:43 AM (FcR7P)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) - Passing through Rage & Out the Other Side at July 23, 2013 09:43 AM (/PCJa)
Posted by: auntie fraud at July 23, 2013 09:43 AM (Khw0R)
I just read that Randy Meisner, bassist for the Eagles, had a guy impersonating him in Vegas to get free rooms for a while.
In fairness, it was actually Timothy B. Schmit. He just wanted attention.
Posted by: CJ at July 23, 2013 09:44 AM (9KqcB)
Posted by: underground vulgarian at July 23, 2013 09:44 AM (10kwO)
Posted by: Jurgen Heinieslapper at July 23, 2013 09:44 AM (3T0tP)
Posted by: Richard Succor at July 23, 2013 01:42 PM (eHIJJ)
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I know. It sounds like a vegan braut.
Posted by: Satan at July 23, 2013 09:45 AM (OQZsz)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) - Passing through Rage & Out the Other Side at July 23, 2013 09:45 AM (/PCJa)
Posted by: Clarence Thomas at July 23, 2013 09:45 AM (Cjihl)
Is this in that language Jeantel speaks?
Good question. I tried running it through Babelfish, but that didn't work.
Creole?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at July 23, 2013 09:45 AM (0HooB)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) - Passing through Rage & Out the Other Side at July 23, 2013 09:46 AM (/PCJa)
>>No one speaks Creole. Even Creoles don't speak Creole.
Creole is just a forgotten dialect of Austrian.
Posted by: Roy at July 23, 2013 09:47 AM (VndSC)
@nikrichie 15m
I have new @AnthonyWeiner image. I will be posting the penis picture on the dirty within hour. Post scandal timeline included.
Posted by: @AuthorLMendez at July 23, 2013 09:47 AM (yAor6)
Posted by: BlueStateRebel at July 23, 2013 09:48 AM (7ObY1)
Posted by: Low Information Voter at July 23, 2013 09:48 AM (uLzrM)
Sometimes I swear these geezers are in a stiff competition to see who can make to the bottom quickest.
Posted by: Fritz at July 23, 2013 09:49 AM (bWoh5)
No one speaks Creole. Even Creoles don't speak Creole.
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To bad no one on Zimmermans defense team speaks Spanish. I would have LOVED to see them continue the cross in Spanish after she claimed to Speak Spanish and Creole.
If that woman speaks Spanish.... I'll eat my hat.
Posted by: fixerupper at July 23, 2013 09:49 AM (nELVU)
Posted by: Low Information Voter
Yes they do - the ones living in a Creole ghetto.
Posted by: Roy at July 23, 2013 09:49 AM (VndSC)
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at July 23, 2013 09:49 AM (Cjihl)
Posted by: Jean at July 23, 2013 09:50 AM (CMlD4)
Posted by: rickb223 at July 23, 2013 09:50 AM (2WZ7x)
Posted by: Jean at July 23, 2013 09:50 AM (CMlD4)
Posted by: BlueStateRebel at July 23, 2013 09:50 AM (7ObY1)
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Sparky RR#2
..... meh ..... TERRIBLE porn name,
Posted by: fixerupper at July 23, 2013 09:50 AM (nELVU)
Is the building where your company is a gun-free zone? If so, you may be fucked just carrying it into the building.
My company's building is a gun free zone but, since it's in a rather gang-intense part of town and I work at night, I've been seriously thinking about smuggling one in during my work hours. It's just kind of hard to do in the summer.
Posted by: Soona at July 23, 2013 09:51 AM (OQZsz)
>>>The other option is a tactical man purse with a quick draw compartment.
I know just the thing.
Posted by: Harry Balczak at July 23, 2013 09:51 AM (VndSC)
NAME OF CHILDHOOD PET + NAME OF STREET YOU LIVED ON AS A CHILD = Your Porn Name.
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Rex San Miguel
Hmm... Would it help or hinder to mention that the first name is "borrowed" from a male rabbit?
Posted by: junior at July 23, 2013 09:52 AM (UWFpX)
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at July 23, 2013 09:52 AM (Cjihl)
Posted by: rickb223 at July 23, 2013 09:52 AM (2WZ7x)
Posted by: George Orwell at the craps table at July 23, 2013 09:52 AM (mCNwt)
This whole made-up name thing is a big problem for those of us actually born with awesomely real names.
For shizzle my drizzle!
Posted by: Ima Hogg at July 23, 2013 09:52 AM (BAS5M)
That's the downside to where I work. Federal property, so no carry option. Of course, I have to travel through the hood going to and from work.
Posted by: Country Singer at July 23, 2013 09:52 AM (L8r/r)
Posted by: Nick Danger at July 23, 2013 09:52 AM (l8esY)
Rocky Lardner.
Posted by: CJ at July 23, 2013 01:49 PM (9KqcB)
Chico Fillmore.
Posted by: jwpaine @PirateBallerina at July 23, 2013 09:53 AM (/lWM8)
Posted by: Country Singer at July 23, 2013 09:53 AM (L8r/r)
Posted by: kbdabear at July 23, 2013 09:53 AM (/9IC1)
SCHULTZ SCHANTZ
Posted by: Schultz Schantz at July 23, 2013 09:53 AM (l8esY)
Posted by: eleven at July 23, 2013 09:54 AM (KXm42)
Posted by: George Orwell at the craps table at July 23, 2013 09:54 AM (mCNwt)
NAME OF CHILDHOOD PET + NAME OF STREET YOU LIVED ON AS A CHILD = Your Porn Name.
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Mitzi 85th Avenue. Hmmm. Needs work.
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 23, 2013 09:55 AM (BAS5M)
Paladino recently got elected to the eternally disfunctional Buffalo School Board.
Not a small achievement for a white Republican. Usually just one of those two descriptives would be a disqualifier.
A local race baiting newspaper columnist, the vile Rod Watson (who blamed Amerikkka for 9/11 two days after it happened while the ruins were still smoldering) has been busy attacking Paladino's attempts to clean up the corrupt and disfunctional school board ever since. Because RAAAAACISM, of course.Posted by: BlueStateRebel at July 23, 2013 09:55 AM (7ObY1)
Well I don't take it to the rest room, but you would be surprised how unaware most people are. I've had people follow me into my office where I pulled it out along with the wallet and keys to put in the desk drawer and no one ever notices.
Posted by: SpongeBob ReaverSaget at July 23, 2013 09:55 AM (epxV4)
Posted by: Tami[/i][/b][/u][/s] at July 23, 2013 09:55 AM (X6akg)
Posted by: eleven at July 23, 2013 01:54 PM (KXm42)
AKA The Penis of Badness
Posted by: Country Singer at July 23, 2013 09:55 AM (L8r/r)
>>>Yes, its a pain, thats why I go small with a pocketable revolver. The other option is a tactical man purse with a quick draw compartment.
I think you've got to weigh likely scenarios. Got a Ruger LCP and its good but if I had to do it over I'd go with an NAA .22lr revolver. I do not expect shootouts [and would run if one started] but if I was being attacked, its likely to be at extremely close range. Don't need a lot of power at execution ranges. YMMV
Posted by: Bigby's Taco-breaking Fingers at July 23, 2013 09:55 AM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) - Passing through Rage & Out the Other Side at July 23, 2013 09:55 AM (/PCJa)
Posted by: eleven at July 23, 2013 09:55 AM (KXm42)
Rocky Lardner.
Posted by: CJ at July 23, 2013 01:49 PM (9KqcB)
Winston Blueberry. Maybe a gay pron name.
Posted by: joncelli at July 23, 2013 09:55 AM (RD7QR)
Can this be real?
When he asks her why she is interested in him, and specifically refers her to his photos (obviously hoping she found him attractive), she responds instead by saying she loved his "health care rants".
Seriously? Lefties think like this?
Posted by: MTF at July 23, 2013 09:55 AM (B5y+v)
Posted by: alexthechick - Commence drinking now. at July 23, 2013 09:56 AM (VtjlW)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) - Passing through Rage & Out the Other Side at July 23, 2013 09:58 AM (/PCJa)
NAME OF CHILDHOOD PET + NAME OF STREET YOU LIVED ON AS A CHILD =
______________________________________________
Teddy Scheffer. It works
Posted by: Truck Monkey at July 23, 2013 09:58 AM (32Ze2)
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at July 23, 2013 09:58 AM (Cjihl)
We WNY morons just do things like nominating Tea Party-wannabe Carl Paladino for governor, the one who went around chasing reporters with a baseball bat and threatening them.
I find his ideas intriguing and would like to subscribe to his newsletter.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 23, 2013 09:59 AM (zF6Iw)
Posted by: UWP at July 23, 2013 09:59 AM (r98SZ)
Apropos of nothing, a few months ago I was walking out of church when the guy in front of me stumbled and his carry piece fell out of his pocket. You've never seen such mad scrambling in your life.
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Reminds me of a Callahan's Cross-Time Saloon story. Guy comes in, attempts a stick-up, and is talked out of it. He throws his gun into the fireplace (which currently has a fire). Nothing special is made of it. Another guy comes in shortly afterwards and attempts a stick-up. He's brought down somewhat more forcefully, and specific mention is made to *not* toss his gun into the fireplace.
Upon realizing why, the first would-be stick-up artist promptly faints.
Posted by: junior at July 23, 2013 09:59 AM (UWFpX)
Posted by: Tami[/i][/b][/u][/s] at July 23, 2013 09:59 AM (X6akg)
Timothy B. Schmidt is their bassist nowadays. He and Meisner swapped bands many years ago.
Actually Randy Meisner was in Poco first. He quit to join the Eagles and Timothy B. Schmidt took over. Then Meisner quit the Eagles and Tim Schmidt got that job. They don't call him sloppy seconds Schmidt for nothing.
Posted by: Kim at July 23, 2013 09:59 AM (ICqvM)
Posted by: speedster1 at July 23, 2013 10:00 AM (v40Bj)
Posted by: Vlad The Impailer at July 23, 2013 01:37 PM (Pr6hk)
So.... you've been putting things in pails?
Posted by: Anachronda at July 23, 2013 10:00 AM (NmR1a)
Posted by: alexthechick - Commence drinking now. at July 23, 2013 10:01 AM (VtjlW)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) - Passing through Rage & Out the Other Side at July 23, 2013 01:58 PM (/PCJa)
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A lap-top bag in the day......a tool-kit of death at night. You choose.
Posted by: Soona at July 23, 2013 10:01 AM (OQZsz)
Posted by: rickb223 at July 23, 2013 10:01 AM (2WZ7x)
Posted by: joncelli at July 23, 2013 01:59 PM (RD7QR)
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Cut And Shoot Stool - ok, not always a good choice.
Posted by: Asswipe Johnson at July 23, 2013 10:02 AM (vOq2q)
I got into a hilarious discussion about bra holsters with someone the other day which swerved more or less immediately into a debate as to whether Chesty Morgan could conceal carry an RPG launcher.
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You were discussing Victoria's Secret Compartment?
Posted by: junior at July 23, 2013 10:02 AM (UWFpX)
That's hilarious.
It just goes to show the importance of proper grammar and spelling.
Posted by: Marcus at July 23, 2013 10:02 AM (GGCsk)
>>>>Actually Randy Meisner was in Poco first. He quit to join the Eagles and Timothy B. Schmidt took over. Then Meisner quit the Eagles and Tim Schmidt got that job. They don't call him sloppy seconds Schmidt for nothing.
Tell us about it
Posted by: Randy Meisner's ex-girlfriends at July 23, 2013 10:02 AM (VndSC)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 23, 2013 10:02 AM (9Xc5j)
Posted by: BlueStateRebel at July 23, 2013 10:02 AM (7ObY1)
Posted by: t-bird at July 23, 2013 10:03 AM (FcR7P)
..... meh ..... TERRIBLE porn name,
Posted by: fixerupper at July 23, 2013 01:50 PM (nELVU)
Blackie Union City. I win.
Posted by: Emerson Biggens at July 23, 2013 10:03 AM (IDH+x)
Posted by: Nevergiveup
I hope you picked up after with one of those plastic baggies.
Posted by: Roy at July 23, 2013 10:03 AM (VndSC)
Duke Southwood
Posted by: Lurking Canuck
And your Social security number too. THXBAI
Posted by: hackers everywhere at July 23, 2013 10:04 AM (xvZYu)
Posted by: alexthechick - Commence drinking now. at July 23, 2013 10:04 AM (VtjlW)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 23, 2013 10:04 AM (9Xc5j)
Posted by: Tone Loc at July 23, 2013 10:05 AM (BsIKy)
CHILDHOOD PET + NAME OF STREET YOU LIVED ON
Fluffy Stearns.
Sounds more like the stuck-up sorority girl who ends up getting porked by Rodney Dangerfield.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 23, 2013 10:06 AM (zF6Iw)
Posted by: BlueStateRebel at July 23, 2013 10:06 AM (7ObY1)
Posted by: George Orwell at the craps table at July 23, 2013 10:06 AM (mCNwt)
Ok.... so I signed up for AoSHQ Platinum membership.... paid my dues.... and I get ONE thread by 1:00 PM Central after the headline thread???
And its a dick thread??
Posted by: fixerupper at July 23, 2013 10:07 AM (nELVU)
Posted by: t-bird at July 23, 2013 10:08 AM (FcR7P)
Posted by: Marco Rubio at July 23, 2013 10:08 AM (zF6Iw)
NAME OF CHILDHOOD PET + NAME OF STREET YOU LIVED ON AS A CHILD =______________________________________________
Tata S. Beretania
that's my pet ape from Indonesia (made for a great meal!) and my grandparents address back in Honolulu. Not a great name, but I bet theres a certain judge in Michgan who would buy every one of my videos.
If I made any, of course. Reggie promises me I haven't.
Posted by: President For Life Obama at July 23, 2013 10:08 AM (B5y+v)
Atheist Army Chaplain: "Look, I know your bud was killed in combat the other day and I want you to know he's nowhere right now and it was for nothing. How're you holding up?"
Posted by: Bigby's Taco-breaking Fingers at July 23, 2013 10:08 AM (3ZtZW)
Well why not we have an empty suit as Commander In Chief. Seriously, we don't have other shit to worry about? So the "chaplain" would do exactly what? Uumm. O.K. Soldier, I want you to think really hard about....nothing.
Posted by: Minnfidel at July 23, 2013 10:08 AM (BsIKy)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) - Passing through Rage & Out the Other Side at July 23, 2013 10:08 AM (/PCJa)
Posted by: alexthechick - Commence drinking now. at July 23, 2013 10:09 AM (VtjlW)
Actually Randy Meisner was in Poco first. He quit to join the Eagles and Timothy B. Schmidt took over. Then Meisner quit the Eagles and Tim Schmidt got that job. They don't call him sloppy seconds Schmidt for nothing.
I sit corrected once more. Saw TBS live with Jimmy Buffett way back in the '80's. Had his hair cut really short, so I didn't recognize him until he sang.
They were their own warm up act. The real opening band didn't make it, so they set up a stage that looked like a bar (complete with working blender), and JB sang with his acoustic guitar for 2 hours, just like the old days.
Great show.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at July 23, 2013 10:09 AM (0HooB)
Posted by: George Orwell at the craps table at July 23, 2013 10:09 AM (mCNwt)
Posted by: Schwalbe: The Me-262© at July 23, 2013 10:10 AM (9Bdcz)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at July 23, 2013 10:10 AM (0HooB)
Posted by: NSA at July 23, 2013 10:10 AM (FcR7P)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) - Passing through Rage & Out the Other Side at July 23, 2013 10:10 AM (/PCJa)
Porn name = Texas place name + name of furniture
Posted by: joncelli at July 23, 2013 01:59 PM (RD7QR)
Galveston Ottoman.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 23, 2013 10:11 AM (zF6Iw)
And its a dick thread??
Posted by: fixerupper at July 23, 2013 02:07 PM (nELVU)
Please.... can we call it.... a Tallywhacker?
Posted by: Principal, Angel Beach High at July 23, 2013 10:11 AM (lZBBB)
Lawmakers battle over push to create military 'chaplain' for atheists
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Well... they've already persuaded a good-sized chunk of the country that there's really such a thing as "Same Sex Marriage". Why stop there?
Posted by: junior at July 23, 2013 10:11 AM (UWFpX)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) - Passing through Rage & Out the Other Side at July 23, 2013 10:12 AM (/PCJa)
I'm thinking "Carlos Danger" for my next created player in MLB13.
Posted by: LibertarianJim (#teamletitburn) at July 23, 2013 10:13 AM (XMDuf)
Posted by: backhoe at July 23, 2013 10:13 AM (ULH4o)
Posted by: Tami[/i][/b][/u][/s] at July 23, 2013 10:14 AM (X6akg)
Posted by: Adam at July 23, 2013 10:14 AM (Aif/5)
Posted by: Soona at July 23, 2013 10:15 AM (OQZsz)
Posted by: Minnfidel at July 23, 2013 10:15 AM (BsIKy)
Susy Grimsby -- that just sucks
Posted by: Jurgen Heinieslapper at July 23, 2013 10:16 AM (3T0tP)
Posted by: Mr Pee Pee at July 23, 2013 10:16 AM (DrC22)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) - Passing through Rage & Out the Other Side at July 23, 2013 10:16 AM (/PCJa)
Posted by: The Hobo Wears Prada (Uncle Ruckus Ate My Dingo!) at July 23, 2013 10:16 AM (jopHG)
Posted by: The Hobo Wears Prada (Uncle Ruckus Ate My Dingo!) at July 23, 2013 10:18 AM (jopHG)
NAME OF CHILDHOOD PET + NAME OF STREET YOU LIVED ON AS A CHILD = Your Porn Name.
Duke Underwood....
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 23, 2013 10:18 AM (lZBBB)
Posted by: Barry O'Bama at July 23, 2013 10:18 AM (hd2t/)
Posted by: jwpaine @PirateBallerina at July 23, 2013 10:18 AM (/lWM8)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) - Passing through Rage & Out the Other Side at July 23, 2013 10:19 AM (/PCJa)
Posted by: Bigby's Taco-breaking Fingers at July 23, 2013 10:19 AM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: Soona at July 23, 2013 10:21 AM (OQZsz)
The IRS lawyer's email raises three important points of comparison to my analysis. First, the IRS lawyer generally agrees that federal government attorneys substantially support Democrats but disagrees about why. He or she argues that these lawyers are Democrats in part because federal government lawyers convert from Republicans to Democrats once employed by the government. The reason, according to the IRS lawyer, is the perceived hostility of the Republican party to federal regulation and government workers. Finally, the IRS lawyer argues that even if the IRS lawyers are mostly Democrats, partisan politics is never an influence in the work of the agency.
Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at July 23, 2013 10:21 AM (bv1ie)
Posted by: George Orwell at the craps table at July 23, 2013 10:21 AM (mCNwt)
Posted by: Barry O'Bama at July 23, 2013 10:22 AM (hd2t/)
Posted by: jwpaine @PirateBallerina at July 23, 2013 10:22 AM (/lWM8)
Posted by: Jean at July 23, 2013 10:23 AM (CMlD4)
CHILDHOOD PET + NAME OF STREET YOU LIVED ON
Royal Foreskin
Totes not made up.
I SO want to live on Foreskin Street.
Posted by: Barney Frank at July 23, 2013 10:24 AM (RD7QR)
The reason, according to the IRS lawyer, is the perceived hostility of the Republican party to federal regulation and government workers.
The reason, according to the Republicans, is the perceived hostility of the IRS lawyers to Republicans and the Tea Party.
Möbius would be proud
Posted by: Blaise Pascal at July 23, 2013 10:24 AM (bv1ie)
We'll have to get used to a more leisurely posting schedule.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 23, 2013 10:24 AM (gqgiP)
Posted by: George Orwell at the craps table at July 23, 2013 02:21 PM (mCNwt)
Careful. That may be how Prince Charles wound up with those freakishly huge ears.
Posted by: jwpaine @PirateBallerina at July 23, 2013 10:25 AM (/lWM8)
Missed him again. Just saw the dad bring him out in the car seat and strap him in. He must have practices because it took him 2 seconds. Kate hoped in the back. The prince got behind the wheel and they were off.
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I saw him, briefly, sort of. He was all wrapped up and I couldn't make out any details.
But at this point, it's not like it really matters. He's a newborn infant, and will look like Winston Churchill for at least a couple more weeks.
Posted by: junior at July 23, 2013 10:25 AM (UWFpX)
Posted by: polynikes at July 23, 2013 10:25 AM (m2CN7)
Posted by: George Orwell at the craps table at July 23, 2013 10:26 AM (mCNwt)
Posted by: alexthechick - Commence drinking now. at July 23, 2013 10:26 AM (VtjlW)
Posted by: LadyS at July 23, 2013 10:27 AM (0zpQW)
Posted by: polynikes at July 23, 2013 02:25 PM (m2CN7)
Shit. I had Ben Dover in the office pool.
Posted by: jwpaine @PirateBallerina at July 23, 2013 10:27 AM (/lWM8)
Posted by: Tami[/i][/b][/u][/s] at July 23, 2013 10:27 AM (X6akg)
Carlos Danger
Like you didn't see that comin'.
Posted by: Anthony Weiner at July 23, 2013 10:29 AM (eHIJJ)
Posted by: Jose Peril Peligro at July 23, 2013 10:29 AM (+Jpqc)
Posted by: alexthechick - Commence drinking now. at July 23, 2013 10:29 AM (VtjlW)
May I just say, I hate you Kate Middleton...NO.ONE should look that good 24 hours after delivering a baby. No...one.
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Careful. Andrew Sullivan might hear you and decide to start investigating rumors that the baby is actually Pipa's.
Posted by: junior at July 23, 2013 10:30 AM (UWFpX)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) - Passing through Rage & Out the Other Side at July 23, 2013 10:30 AM (/PCJa)
Posted by: Harry Baals, former mayor of Ft. Wayne, IN at July 23, 2013 10:31 AM (+/C3g)
Posted by: Barry O'Bama at July 23, 2013 10:32 AM (hd2t/)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 23, 2013 10:36 AM (ImNoD)
Allegedly.
Posted by: Damn Sockpuppet at July 23, 2013 10:36 AM (YmPwQ)
Posted by: Goober at July 23, 2013 10:37 AM (QvJr9)
Posted by: Harry Baals, former mayor of Ft. Wayne, IN at July 23, 2013 10:39 AM (+/C3g)
They decided to name the new potential King as ..
His Royal Highness Prince Barack Insane Obama of Cambridge
Posted by: Pres**ent Obama at July 23, 2013 10:43 AM (bv1ie)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 23, 2013 10:46 AM (ImNoD)
Posted by: polynikes at July 23, 2013 10:46 AM (m2CN7)
Posted by: George Orwell at the craps table at July 23, 2013 10:47 AM (mCNwt)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 23, 2013 10:49 AM (ImNoD)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 23, 2013 10:52 AM (ImNoD)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 23, 2013 10:55 AM (ImNoD)
Turgid Schwanstucker
Speaking of which, Terri Garr was the most scrumpuous babe evar! I remember her in the drunken bathtub scene in The Man Who Fell to Earth and ... I'll be in my bunk.
Posted by: Ray Van Dune at July 23, 2013 10:56 AM (Bn9/M)
Posted by: Schwalbe: The Me-262© at July 23, 2013 11:00 AM (9Bdcz)
Posted by: BlueStateRebel at July 23, 2013 11:14 AM (7ObY1)
"I could have been a Republican if things in my life had gone wrong" Weiner said. Pulling his pants pockets inside out and then undoing his zipper, Weiner ejaculated excitedly: "See - here is my impression of an elephant."
Posted by: [/i] [/s] [/u] [/b] An Observation at July 23, 2013 11:18 AM (ylhEn)
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, critic of everything at July 23, 2013 11:26 AM (baL2B)
Puff Seaman
For those not familiar with upper Manhattan, Seaman Ave intersects with Cumming Street. How lucky is that.
Posted by: Kim at July 23, 2013 11:27 AM (ICqvM)
Posted by: Tami at July 23, 2013 02:27 PM (X6akg)
It is impossible for her to take a bad photo.
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, critic of everything at July 23, 2013 11:30 AM (baL2B)
Posted by: MostlyRight at July 23, 2013 11:31 AM (w9AQ4)
Posted by: MostlyRight at July 23, 2013 03:31 PM (w9AQ4)
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Heard Huma hit up a lot of Hillary donors for Carlos. Now that there is "more" and clearly she knew that when she was "fund raising" they are not happy.
Posted by: gracepmc at July 25, 2013 08:14 PM (rznx3)
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