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November 07, 2013

Kate Upton Naked-Body-Swimsuit Shoot Creates Stir
In My Pants
What I Mean Is I Got a Boner
I Am Writing This Post With An Erection, I Mean To Say
— Ace

I'm sure you've seen it, but if you haven't, a great "Obama By Morning" spoof that Brad Paisley and Carrie Underwood did at the CMAs.

Also, Kate Upton's Naked Body Painting Photo Shoot. Just because.

She blabbles on about how many layers of paint were applied to her body and somehow I found it riveting.

Posted by: Ace at 04:43 PM | Comments (444)
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1 Love Brad Paisley and Carrie Underwood 1000x more.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky hates elections at November 07, 2013 04:43 PM (baL2B)

2 Foist

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at November 07, 2013 04:44 PM (l0lja)

3 Revenge will descend upon the country music industry.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at November 07, 2013 04:44 PM (l3vZN)

4 Who in the CMA crowd was pissed off at that skit? I loved it!

Posted by: My Name is Nobody at November 07, 2013 04:45 PM (5Q1ZU)

5 I would let Kate Upton sing me the phonebook.

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at November 07, 2013 04:45 PM (jucos)

6
Obama: Sebelius has done a great job!

Posted by: Doctor Fish at November 07, 2013 04:46 PM (pJF+c)

7 Carrie Underwood could not have been hotter. My screen melted.

Posted by: turfmann at November 07, 2013 04:47 PM (GgGgG)

8 Kate Upton > The Big Bang Theory

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at November 07, 2013 04:47 PM (jucos)

9
I'd paint Kate Upton's taco to match her lips.

Posted by: Abe Vigoda at November 07, 2013 04:47 PM (pJF+c)

10 You know, that Kate Upton chick is kinda hot.

Posted by: mugiwara at November 07, 2013 04:48 PM (hpYnL)

11 Amazes me how poor college kickers are, but many of them don't even get full scholarships so you get what you pay for. 55 yarder was a hard one anyway.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at November 07, 2013 04:48 PM (b9K4P)

12 I've never heard K. Upton speak before

Posted by: Capt. Obvious at November 07, 2013 04:48 PM (zvFWX)

13 I like Carrie Underwood, but seriously WTF is she wearing?

Posted by: Jenny Hates That Dress at November 07, 2013 04:49 PM (GmTxn)

14
Given the choice of Sandra Fluke or Kate Upton, it's a hard decision.

Posted by: Liberal Wussie Boy at November 07, 2013 04:49 PM (pJF+c)

15 Er, um, ahem. wow. . . I mean, uh, wow. "I basically feel naked because I am." Sage words, lass, sage words. Um, I'll see you guys later.

Posted by: imp at November 07, 2013 04:49 PM (L9AnB)

16 Sooners frustrating the Bears tonight. Could the Quack Attack also struggle tonight?

Posted by: logprof at November 07, 2013 04:49 PM (4BA+Y)

17 Elbows!

Posted by: toby928© at November 07, 2013 04:49 PM (QupBk)

18 I'd paint Kate Upton's taco to match her lips.
Posted by: Abe Vigoda at November 07, 2013 08:47 PM (pJF+c)

Abe! I was at the concert on Halloween. You were awesome!

Posted by: mugiwara at November 07, 2013 04:49 PM (hpYnL)

19 The Dixie Chicks could not be reached for comment.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at November 07, 2013 04:50 PM (lr3d7)

20 mmmmmmhhmmmmhhmmm

Posted by: lurch at November 07, 2013 04:50 PM (mhDlD)

21 I would let Kate Upton sing me the phonebook. I'm too lazy to find it, but I know there's research that says men hear women with the same part of their brain that they hear music. In that way, I didn't hear a word she said, quite honestly. But she's proof that God, Yahweh, Zeus, or your deity of choice, does some damn fine work on occasion.

Posted by: jakeman at November 07, 2013 04:50 PM (vH4YP)

22 Damm, who blew out the margins? Ace or somebody else, can you fix it?

Posted by: L, elle at November 07, 2013 04:50 PM (0xqKe)

23
Kate Upton don't be havin' nutin' on Maxine Waters.

Posted by: Sheila Jackson Lee, D-Mars at November 07, 2013 04:50 PM (pJF+c)

reposting from the previous thread

You think the fucktards in Geneva would get a clue. They should not make a deal with IRAN period.

Saudi Arabia is basically jumping up and down saying STOP!!!
If you do not Stop!!!, we (KSA) will get nuclear weapons from Pakistan.

Do any of these EU and US experts realize that if Iran is not stopped, the world will go crazy with nuclear proliferation? Saudi Arabia will be next, and then Turkey? The only reason Egypt, Libya, Syria, or Iraq won't is they are slowly or quickly devolving into Islamic disasters. Egypt might pull out though.

I expect Korea and maybe even Japan will say FU and develop nukes. I would not be surprised if Australia makes their own, or gets some from Britain too.

Before 1/21/2017, there will be a nuclear exchange. Whether it is against India, Israel, SKorea, Japan, or Saudi Arabia, I do not know. But I bet it will happen. And chances are there will be one in a Gulfstream or a container on a ship in NYC, Philly, DC, LA, or SF at the same time.

Posted by: rd at November 07, 2013 04:50 PM (D+lxs)

CMAs ? Never heard of it.

Posted by: Charlie Gibson at November 07, 2013 04:51 PM (q4QfH)

26 Tiny print.

Posted by: NCKate at November 07, 2013 04:51 PM (2ti2X)

27 God Bless Kate, those are some serious tits.

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 07, 2013 04:51 PM (0FSuD)

28 TD Vikings.

Posted by: toby928© at November 07, 2013 04:51 PM (QupBk)

29 I don't see a Kate Upton video.I was promised a nude painted Kate Upton!!

Posted by: steevy at November 07, 2013 04:51 PM (zqvg6)

30 Underwood earns bonus points for being a hockey WAG.

Posted by: logprof at November 07, 2013 04:52 PM (4BA+Y)

31 3 Revenge will descend upon the country music industry. Posted by: Jinx the Cat at November 07, 2013 08:44 PM (l3vZN) Tell US about it.

Posted by: Gibson Guitars at November 07, 2013 04:52 PM (0FSuD)

32 I would give Kate Upton the best 6 seconds of my life!

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at November 07, 2013 04:52 PM (jucos)

33 He said Underwood. Huh-huh huhuhuhuhuh

Posted by: Butt-Head at November 07, 2013 04:53 PM (4BA+Y)

34
Kate would never bleach her squeaker.

Posted by: Doctor Fish at November 07, 2013 04:53 PM (pJF+c)

35 The thing I like about Kate Upton, mostly, is her tits.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at November 07, 2013 04:53 PM (ZPrif)

36 I think I'm about done laughing at Barkyware tonight. I'll poke at the site again maybe Januaryish. If McAfee says that the system is unsalvageable, nothing *I* say will make any difference.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at November 07, 2013 04:53 PM (d7tB2)

37
Kate Upton! Hubba-hubba!

Posted by: Doctor Fish at November 07, 2013 04:54 PM (pJF+c)

38 I actually like Upton's face too. And her legs. And...

BRB

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at November 07, 2013 04:54 PM (d7tB2)

39 SKorea, Japan

I'd be disappointed if they didn't already have them on the shelf, just awaiting assembly with fissile material.

By not doing that final assembly they can weasel word claim they're not in possession of "nuclear weapons"

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at November 07, 2013 04:54 PM (W9e8l)

40 I would give Kate Upton the best 6 seconds of my life! I could disappoint her all night long.

Posted by: toby928© at November 07, 2013 04:55 PM (QupBk)

41 Taiwan probably has a few too.

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at November 07, 2013 04:55 PM (W9e8l)

42 How did the vikings score? I was in my bunk.

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 07, 2013 04:55 PM (0FSuD)

43 Carrie Underwoods' legs. Other than that I gots nuthin'. And I don't needs nuthin'.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 07, 2013 04:56 PM (oFCZn)

44 How did the vikings score? Peterson.

Posted by: toby928© at November 07, 2013 04:56 PM (QupBk)

45 42 How did the vikings score? I was in my bunk. Posted by: Nip Sip at November 07, 2013 08:55 PM (0FSuD) --18 yard AP run

Posted by: logprof at November 07, 2013 04:56 PM (4BA+Y)

46 Sue me, but I just don't think Kate Upton is that pretty. Definitely not a butterface, but not particularly pretty. And I find her body shape a little weird. But bewbs, I guess. Not hating. She's probably a perfectly delightful girl. I've just been thinking that for a while and got up the courage to put it out there. *Please don't hurt me.*

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at November 07, 2013 04:57 PM (r+7wo)

47 Before 1/21/2017, there will be a nuclear exchange. Whether it is against India, Israel, SKorea, Japan, or Saudi Arabia, I do not know. But I bet it will happen. And chances are there will be one in a Gulfstream or a container on a ship in NYC, Philly, DC, LA, or SF at the same time.

And even if it wasn't used against the US, a nuke attack somewhere in the world would give President Toonces the excuse he needed to hold onto power past Jan. 21, 2017.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at November 07, 2013 04:58 PM (lr3d7)

48 And Carrie Underwood's thighs are impressive.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at November 07, 2013 04:58 PM (r+7wo)

49 Hmmm, what kind of wood is that acoustic made of, Brad?

Posted by: DoJ at November 07, 2013 04:58 PM (k55Fc)

50 What? No anal probings? No body cavity searches? No colonoscopies? Where's Ace of Tushy, HQ, that I have come to know and love?

Posted by: Jesse Pinkman, PhD Bitches! at November 07, 2013 04:58 PM (3brsw)

51 All I read was something about Kate Upton wanting me to coat her in layer upon layer of something...

Posted by: The Clash at November 07, 2013 04:58 PM (pKC4c)

52 @46 You aren't alone. I think four or five agencies turned her down, too big a frame. I guess they fucked up.

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 07, 2013 04:58 PM (0FSuD)

53
Kate Upton replaces Anna Nicole Smith as the chick with weighty boobs, large ass, and willing to strut her butt for the camera.

Posted by: Doctor Fish at November 07, 2013 04:58 PM (pJF+c)

54 Kate Upton replaces Anna Nicole Smith as the chick with weighty boobs, large ass, and willing to strut her butt for the camera. and God bless her for it.

Posted by: toby928© at November 07, 2013 04:59 PM (QupBk)

55 46 Sue me, but I just don't think Kate Upton is that pretty. Definitely not a butterface, but not particularly pretty. And I find her body shape a little weird. But bewbs, I guess. Not hating. She's probably a perfectly delightful girl. I've just been thinking that for a while and got up the courage to put it out there. *Please don't hurt me.* Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at November 07, 2013 08:57 PM (r+7wo) --I'll throw in my 2 cents and say that I think Underwood's face is prettier than Upton's.

Posted by: logprof at November 07, 2013 04:59 PM (4BA+Y)

56 I would give Kate Upton's undercarriage a good washing.

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at November 07, 2013 05:00 PM (jucos)

57 Coming soon, NSA anal probes for Brad and Carrie. And the IRS has a little sumpthi' special planned, too.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 07, 2013 05:00 PM (lVPtV)

58 IMO, Underwood > Upton. But: 1) Underwood doesn't make a living off showing her bewbs 2) I'm a chick so what do I know.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at November 07, 2013 05:01 PM (r+7wo)

59 Amazes me how poor college kickers are, but many of them don't even get full scholarships so you get what you pay for. 55 yarder was a hard one anyway.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at November 07, 2013 08:48 PM

heheheh eh heheh... "a hard one"... heheheh eh heheheh

Posted by: beavis at November 07, 2013 05:01 PM (9gNQd)

60 Megyn Kelly is loaded for bear again tonight.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 07, 2013 05:01 PM (lVPtV)

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at November 07, 2013 08:57 PM (r+7wo)

You gotta understand, us guys don't have them. So we are obsessed with them.

-And she seems to avoid talking about politics, unlike too many of the ignorant and self righteous precious snow-flakes in Hollywood.

Posted by: rd at November 07, 2013 05:01 PM (D+lxs)

62 55 Burn the witch!

Posted by: steevy at November 07, 2013 05:01 PM (zqvg6)

63 Yeah, Anna Nicole Smith had nothing on Ms Upton.

Posted by: garrett at November 07, 2013 05:01 PM (pKC4c)

64 A couple, both age 78, went to a sex therapist's office. The doctor asked, "What can I do for you?" The man said, "Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?" The doctor looked puzzled, but agreed. When the couple finished, the doctor said, "There's nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse," and charged them $50. This happened several weeks in a row. The couple would make an appointment, have intercourse with no problems, pay the doctor, then leave. Finally the doctor asked, "Just exactly what are you trying to find out?" The old man said, "We're not trying to find out anything. She's married and we can't go to her house. I'm married and we can't go to my house. The Holiday Inn charges $90. The Hilton charges $108. We do it here for $50, and I get $43 back from Medicare."

Posted by: toby928© has a dirty joke at November 07, 2013 05:01 PM (QupBk)

65 Crap, I wanted The Butler to get a TD there.

Posted by: logprof at November 07, 2013 05:01 PM (4BA+Y)

66 @46 - yeah, but perfection is boring.

Posted by: JEM at November 07, 2013 05:02 PM (NSO0r)

67 TD 'Skins. Garcon catch

Posted by: logprof at November 07, 2013 05:02 PM (4BA+Y)

68 ace is off preparing his Love Basement for Kate.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 07, 2013 05:02 PM (lVPtV)

69 I'm. Gonna. Die. *pukes in the corner*

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 07, 2013 05:02 PM (GEICT)

70 I am not gifted in the chestal area, but I'm 5'10", and I do have Carrie Underwood legs.

Posted by: no good deed at November 07, 2013 05:03 PM (k55Fc)

71 69 I'm. Gonna. Die.

*pukes in the corner*

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 07, 2013 09:02 PM (GEICT)

Kate makes you puke??

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 07, 2013 05:03 PM (lVPtV)

72 Not hating. She's probably a perfectly delightful girl. I've just been thinking that for a while and got up the courage to put it out there.

*Please don't hurt me.*

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at November 07, 2013 08:57 PM (r+7wo)

I think her appeal lies in the fact that she is a "girl next door" type without any serious flaws in her face or body.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 07, 2013 05:04 PM (8Fl6F)

73 70 I am not gifted in the chestal area, but I'm 5'10", and I do have Carrie Underwood legs. Posted by: no good deed at November 07, 2013 09:03 PM (k55Fc) Pics or...

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 07, 2013 05:04 PM (oFCZn)

74 Posted by: Liberal Wussie Boy at November 07, 2013 08:49 For you it would be piers Morgan or chuck todd

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian, now with 50% more sensitivity at November 07, 2013 05:04 PM (HVff2)

75 Slightly less pissed at SNF for dropping Faith Hill for Carrie Underwood now.

Posted by: DC in Towson at November 07, 2013 05:04 PM (eQJwb)

76 The video "the many talents of Kate Upton" is awesome, essentially at the end.

Posted by: traye at November 07, 2013 05:05 PM (i9ZDZ)

77 There are people at the HQ who have said Christina Hendricks is fat.

Posted by: steevy at November 07, 2013 05:05 PM (zqvg6)

78 Her waist always seemed a little thick to me. Plus she doesn't have some of the stronger facial features that a lot of models have.

She always struck me as the kind of woman who'd still look good after three kids and gaining a bit of extra weight.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at November 07, 2013 05:05 PM (lr3d7)

79 Kate makes you puke?? Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 07, 2013 09:03 PM (lVPtV) Dance practice makes me puke. There are several reasons I don't dance. Don't. Won't. Can't. Shouldn't. *sigh* But my eldest and my wife reeeaaaallllly wanted me to be in the "Daddy Dance" skit thing.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 07, 2013 05:05 PM (GEICT)

Who in the CMA crowd was pissed off at that skit?

Faith Hill and Tim McGraw were reported to be stone faced when the camera panned them. They're Obots and lifelong dems.

Posted by: RushBabe at November 07, 2013 05:05 PM (hrIP5)

81 I never had huge hooters (until having baby), but years of ballet classes and horseback riding gave me great legs and ass.

Would kill for them now. *looks at bad left knee, thanks to ballet*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 07, 2013 05:06 PM (lVPtV)

82 I lie therefore I am

Posted by: barry at November 07, 2013 05:06 PM (Bfnt/)

83 Obama is sorry for "The little people". The interview is disgustingly condescending.

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 07, 2013 05:06 PM (0FSuD)

84 Faith Hill and Tim McGraw were reported to be stone faced when the camera panned them. They're Obots and lifelong dems. Posted by: RushBabe at November 07, 2013 09:05 PM (hrIP5) Toby Keith was a big Dem supporter at one time. I think he still is.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 07, 2013 05:06 PM (GEICT)

85 Keith Urban looked none too pleased. Taylor Swift looked like she didn't know how to react. She's probably not heard of the website glitches before.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at November 07, 2013 05:06 PM (r+7wo)

86 30 Underwood earns bonus points for being a hockey WAG.

Posted by: logprof at November 07, 2013 08:52 PM (4BA+Y)

And he is glorious to look at. I demand fair photos.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky likes Underwood's husband a lot at November 07, 2013 05:06 PM (baL2B)

87 Kate Upton is what a real woman looks like. Most of the models out there are no better than little boys.

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at November 07, 2013 05:06 PM (jucos)

88 ace is off preparing his Love Basement for Kate.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 07, 2013 09:02 PM (lVPtV)

The trick is to build it with the ability to power-wash the cage and dungeon out in one go. Makes everything so much easier.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at November 07, 2013 05:07 PM (lr3d7)

89 But my eldest and my wife reeeaaaallllly wanted me to be in the "Daddy Dance" skit thing.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 07, 2013 09:05 PM (GEICT)

OMG. Did you wear the tutu tonight? Pics, dammit.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 07, 2013 05:07 PM (lVPtV)

90 We've got the Redskins game on the radio and Oregon-Stanford on the TV. This does not seem to bother Mr. DeVille. He actually seems to be able to follow both. Is this an XY chromosome thing? I can't handle it.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 07, 2013 05:07 PM (dfYL9)

91 82 I lie therefore I am Posted by: barry at November 07, 2013 09:06 PM (Bfnt/) What a coincidence. Same with me. Oh, *that* kind of lie.

Posted by: Sandy Fluke at November 07, 2013 05:07 PM (4BA+Y)

92 Yay, Toby's back with the jokes! Re: Kate Upton. Meh, everybody's got their preference. Every time I see someone, male or female, suddenly hailed as the Hawtest Thing Ever, I kind of look and go "that's it?". Maybe the hype works against them? Other examples: Christina Hendricks, Brad Pitt (he looks dirty! And not in a good way)

Posted by: Jenny Hates Her Phone But Likes Jokes at November 07, 2013 05:08 PM (GmTxn)

93 Kate can't dance either, yeah that's it. http://tinyurl.com/cb4f4vp

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 07, 2013 05:08 PM (0FSuD)

94 Faith Hill has botoxed her face into Pelosi. You could iron on her forehead, bless her heart. And hubby looks like he is ill, even before the Baroque mocking, which I simply loved seeing today.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky likes Underwood's husband a lot at November 07, 2013 05:08 PM (baL2B)

95 Taylor Swift looked like she didn't know how to react. Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at November 07, 2013 09:06 PM (r+7wo) I can't stand her. I can't stand all the moms that gush about what a great role model she is compared to other female artists. Really? She flits from boyfriend to boyfriend. Writes some emotional hissy fit song every time. Never once thinks "Hey, maybe it's something I'm doing." Oh no, it's always the big bad mean boy's fault. Barf.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 07, 2013 05:08 PM (GEICT)

96 Via weasel zippers, some bitter dickhole from Esquire (that rag is still around?) ripping on country stars and fans: http://tinyurl.com/mhjevxt

Posted by: shredded chi at November 07, 2013 05:08 PM (UnRK+)

97 Hey, I wouldn't kick either of those dames outta my bed. Knowwhatimean? I might even let them give me oral.

Posted by: Morbidly obese, bald, 45 year old dude at November 07, 2013 05:09 PM (E+3VA)

98 Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at November 07, 2013 08:57 PM (r+7wo) No hurt, each has their own opinions, likes & dislikes.

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian, now with 50% more sensitivity at November 07, 2013 05:09 PM (HVff2)

99 Kate is the new marilyn. I hope she doesn't get a boeb job and ruin it. Anna nicole was hot, but inhanced. I think a new style could emerge here.

Posted by: oc joe at November 07, 2013 05:09 PM (mhDlD)

100 >>>But my eldest and my wife reeeaaaallllly wanted me to be in the "Daddy Dance" skit thing. With you, not at you. I swear. I've got at least 3 more years until that happens to me.

Posted by: DC in Towson at November 07, 2013 05:09 PM (eQJwb)

101 I never had huge hooters (until having baby), but years of ballet classes and horseback riding gave me great legs and ass.

There was some article Insty linked to about women weightlifters. Personally, I'll take a woman who rides, dances and shoots over one who spends all her time in the gym.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at November 07, 2013 05:10 PM (lr3d7)

102 Taylor Swift has been worshipping the Kennedys

Posted by: Thunderb at November 07, 2013 05:10 PM (zOTsN)

103 OMG. Did you wear the tutu tonight? Pics, dammit. Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 07, 2013 09:07 PM (lVPtV) No tutu's. We're a bunch of Amelia Island/Fernandina Beach dudes busting a move. The damn thing includes the electric slide, the sprinkler, a move called "the butterfly" and various other moves that none of us can pull off.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 07, 2013 05:10 PM (GEICT)

104 They're Obots and lifelong dems and stoners.

Posted by: RushBabe at November 07, 2013 09:05 PM (hrIP5)

Don't ask how I know. I just know.

Incidentally, there's a reason for this reaction from Nashville. Many of them had individual market plans. Not the "stars" (well, them too, but they don't really get hurt) but the side musicians, roadies, etc. In some cases the "stars" are getting hurt, because many of them provide insurance for the band and road crew. Notice you haven't heard very much from other music genres about 404Care.

Posted by: Country Singer at November 07, 2013 05:10 PM (DE9KP)

105 "I can't find a cause for your illness," the doctor said. "Frankly, I think it's due to drinking." "In that case," replied his patient, "I'll come back when you are sober."

Posted by: toby928© has a dirty joke at November 07, 2013 05:10 PM (QupBk)

106 chique d'afrique, I don't think any guy would stomp you for your opinion re Kate. She is definitely different not a classic beauty. But the boobs are like looking at the face of god. (Yes I am a blasphemer)

Posted by: traye at November 07, 2013 05:10 PM (i9ZDZ)

107 >>> can't stand her. I can't stand all the moms that gush about what a great role model she is compared to other female artists.

Really?

She flits from boyfriend to boyfriend. Writes some emotional hissy fit song every time. Never once thinks "Hey, maybe it's something I'm doing." Oh no, it's always the big bad mean boy's fault. Barf.

...

yeah but she is, you know, a young girl.

Posted by: ace at November 07, 2013 05:11 PM (/FnUH)

108 I've got at least 3 more years until that happens to me. Posted by: DC in Towson at November 07, 2013 09:09 PM (eQJwb) Dude, we finished at 830...I just stopped sweating 5 minutes ago. My face still feels like it could burst into flame at any moment. Run, my friend. RUN.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 07, 2013 05:11 PM (GEICT)

109 Ms. Megyn was on fire.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at November 07, 2013 05:11 PM (ZPrif)

110 Megyn has such, ummm, fire. Outrageous, steely-eyed outrage.

Posted by: @SCOAMT at November 07, 2013 05:12 PM (s0HyR)

111 Why won't Kate Upton return my calls?!?!?

Posted by: EC at November 07, 2013 05:12 PM (doBIb)

112
]i\No tutu's. We're a bunch of Amelia Island/Fernandina Beach dudes busting a move.

The damn thing includes the electric slide, the sprinkler, a move called "the butterfly" and various other moves that none of us can pull off.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 07, 2013 09:10 PM (GEICT)

Okay, I'm picturing pink button-down shirts, those resort clubby pants with palm trees, and flip flops. Amiright?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 07, 2013 05:12 PM (lVPtV)

113 I'm watching Megyn Kelly. Like Jimmy Carter , I have lusted in my heart.

Posted by: Jim in Virginia at November 07, 2013 05:12 PM (M7h5X)

114 Megyn is specifically going after the claim that the cancelled plans were "subpar".

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at November 07, 2013 05:13 PM (ZPrif)

115 Nobody can dance in flip flops,you could die.

Posted by: steevy at November 07, 2013 05:13 PM (zqvg6)

116 yeah but she is, you know, a young girl. Posted by: ace at November 07, 2013 09:11 PM (/FnUH) She's 23. She'll be 24 in December according to Wiki. I was married for two years and finishing my second year of law school right before I turned 24. At some point, you have to grow up.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 07, 2013 05:13 PM (GEICT)

117 An elderly man goes into a brothel and tells the madam he would like a young girl for the night. Surprised, she looks at the ancient man and asks how old he is. "I'm 90 years old," he says. "90!" replies the woman. "Don't you realize you're done?" "Oh, sorry," says the old man, "how much do I owe you?"

Posted by: toby928© has a dirty joke at November 07, 2013 05:13 PM (QupBk)

118 Kate Upton is what a real woman looks like. Most of the models out there are no better than little boys. ---- Tell me more.

Posted by: Senator Pat Geary, D-NV at November 07, 2013 05:13 PM (1j9qS)

119 Megyn has certainly become way more "fiery." I like this Megyn.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 07, 2013 05:14 PM (lVPtV)

120 Baylor is waking up, but clearly win or lose Oklahoma's D is still doing well despite the injuries.

Posted by: logprof at November 07, 2013 05:15 PM (4BA+Y)

121 Okay, I'm picturing pink button-down shirts, those resort clubby pants with palm trees, and flip flops. Amiright? Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 07, 2013 09:12 PM (lVPtV) Lmao. No one was quite that bad. Wait, I take that back. One dad showed up in a pink collared shirt, but I think it might have been from work. He still had one of the name tags like you see on the hotel people.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 07, 2013 05:15 PM (GEICT)

122 111 Why won't Kate Upton return my calls?!?!? Posted by: EC at November 07, 2013 09:12 PM (doBIb) She hates Southerns? Hey, don't forget Brooklyn Decker from Mathews NC. She'll call you back. http://tinyurl.com/lp7xzja

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 07, 2013 05:15 PM (0FSuD)

123 My next job: swimsuit model body painter.

Posted by: tangonine at November 07, 2013 05:15 PM (x3YFz)

124 >>>Run, my friend. RUN. Fuck no. As long as Princess wants me to do stuff with her, there I'll be. Because way too soon she's gonna want nothing to do with her daddy what embarrasses her in front of her friends and scares all the cute boys away.

Posted by: DC in Towson at November 07, 2013 05:15 PM (eQJwb)

125 The ambitious coach of a girls track team secretly gives the squad steroids. The team's performance soars. They win the county and state championship until one day they are favored to win nationals easily. Penelope, a 16-year-old hurdler visits her coach and says, "Coach, I have a problem. Hair is starting to grow on my chest." "What?" the coach says in a panic, "How far down does it go?" She replies, "Down to my testicles. That's something else I want to talk to you about."

Posted by: toby928© has a dirty joke at November 07, 2013 05:16 PM (QupBk)

126 70 I am not gifted in the chestal area, but I'm 5'10", and I do have Carrie Underwood legs. Posted by: no good deed at November 07, 2013 09:03 PM (k55Fc) I have none of your advantages and I share the first item (which I don't consider a disadvantage).

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at November 07, 2013 05:16 PM (r+7wo)

127 For shits and giggles, Horde, switch back and forth between Rachel Madcow and Megyn.

hee hee

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 07, 2013 05:16 PM (lVPtV)

128 Shit every time I go to my bunk, fucking Vikings score. What's with that?

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 07, 2013 05:17 PM (0FSuD)

129

Dude, we finished at 830...I just stopped sweating 5 minutes ago. My face still feels like it could burst into flame at any moment.

>>

Like I said when you first talked about this. I did the parent participation night every year, for 10 years. Good lord, those kids use muscles I didn't even know existed.

And every time the girls all walk out saying "We're glad the parents are here, it was an easy night!"

Posted by: PMRich at November 07, 2013 05:17 PM (KDUNf)

130 Swift is smart, rich, hard working, charitable and 23. Not bad, but you shouldn't look to athletes and entertainers for role models. She does love the Kennedy's, bought a house near the compound

Posted by: Thunderb at November 07, 2013 05:17 PM (zOTsN)

131 *Please don't hurt me.*Â Posted by: chique d'afriqu FWIW, chique, I'm a we'll adjusted hetero male with a quite healthy libido, and while I might "get" why guys like Ms Upton, I really don't get all the hoopla. I suspect a big portion of it is a running gag kind of thing. While certainly an attractive young lady, she's certainly no Lindsay Lohan.

Posted by: shredded chi at November 07, 2013 05:18 PM (UnRK+)

132 >>>Hey, don't forget Brooklyn Decker from Mathews NC Hot like the center of the sun.

Posted by: DC in Towson at November 07, 2013 05:18 PM (eQJwb)

133 Taylor Swift is fine in my book. Little girls don't read the gossip, and even if they did, I can think of a lot worse offenses than being single at 23 (I married at 18, but that's not for everyone) and a bit of a drama queen.

Posted by: Jenny Hates Her Phone But Likes Jokes at November 07, 2013 05:18 PM (GmTxn)

134 128 Shit every time I go to my bunk, fucking Vikings score. What's with that? Posted by: Nip Sip at November 07, 2013 09:17 PM (0FSuD) --This time is was Patterson, not Peterson.

Posted by: logprof at November 07, 2013 05:18 PM (4BA+Y)

135 quick, name 2 songs by RAM JAM!

Posted by: Bad Apple Soothsayer, Inc. at November 07, 2013 05:18 PM (sFSHi)

136 Really?

She flits from boyfriend to boyfriend. Writes some emotional hissy fit song every time. Never once thinks "Hey, maybe it's something I'm doing." Oh no, it's always the big bad mean boy's fault. Barf.

The fact that she isn't whoring herself out like Lindsay, Miley, or any of the others is a big plus. And flitting from "boyfriend" to "boyfriend" may be immature, but considering that her fan base consists of young girls, it's not completely shocking. She caters to young girls who are at the age where they are confused and emotional, and no doubt her love life is carefully crafted to maintain that appeal. And again, admittedly not following her at all except for what I see on magazine covers while waiting in line, her "dating" doesn't seem to consist of anything overtly sexual, which is nice.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at November 07, 2013 05:18 PM (lr3d7)

137 Holy shit. Megyn is totaling Barry. And that smug lib looks like he wishes he was anywhere but on her show.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 07, 2013 05:19 PM (lVPtV)

138 A man returned home from the night shift and went straight up to the bedroom. He found his wife with the sheet pulled over her head, fast asleep. Not to be denied, the horny husband crawled under the sheet and proceeded to make love to her. Afterward, he hurried downstairs for something to eat and was startled to find breakfast on the table and his wife pouring coffee. "How'd you get down here so fast?" he asked. "We were just making love!" "Oh my God," his wife gasped, "That's my mother up there! She came over and complained of having a headache. I told her to lie down for awhile." Rushing upstairs, the wife ran to the bedroom. "Mother, I can't believe this happened. Why didn't you say something?" The mother-in-law huffed, "I haven't spoken to that jerk for 15 years and I wasn't about to start now!"

Posted by: toby928© has a dirty joke at November 07, 2013 05:19 PM (QupBk)

139 Sad. All-white Southern conservatives throw a party for music no one listens to anymore, and make a thinly veiled attack on our first black president to show that the Confederacy still lives.

Posted by: Proud Purplestater at November 07, 2013 05:19 PM (KJ843)

140 Fuck no. As long as Princess wants me to do stuff with her, there I'll be. Because way too soon she's gonna want nothing to do with her daddy what embarrasses her in front of her friends and scares all the cute boys away. Posted by: DC in Towson at November 07, 2013 09:15 PM (eQJwb) I'm doing this for her. And one day she better damn well appreciate that Daddy did something for her that is humiliating. Seriously. I can't dance a like. I can't even clap on beat. But I love her. So there I am, doing the cabbage patch. And I'm already having to vet boys. Some kid in her class is telling her how much he likes her and can't wait to give her chocolates on Valentine's Day. I chime in with "When you had your awards thing the other day for A and A-B Honor Roll, did he get called up?" "Yes" "Does he get in trouble in school? Does the teacher have to talk to him? Is he nice to other kids?"

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 07, 2013 05:19 PM (GEICT)

141 >>>quick, name 2 songs by RAM JAM! Black Betty and that other song they did.

Posted by: DC in Towson at November 07, 2013 05:19 PM (eQJwb)

142

Posted by: toby928Â© has a dirty joke at November 07, 2013 09:13 PM (QupBk)

Keep 'em comin.' I rattle them off in the gym at o'dark thirty for all of us goobers on the treadmills. Makes the time more palatable. Thanks!

Posted by: RushBabe at November 07, 2013 05:20 PM (hrIP5)

143 Damn, Baylor scores again. Maybe they needed to warm up.

Posted by: logprof at November 07, 2013 05:20 PM (4BA+Y)

144 Black Betty and that other song they did. Well done!

Posted by: Bad Apple Soothsayer, Inc. at November 07, 2013 05:20 PM (sFSHi)

145 Meanwhile, barely 5 minutes left in the first and Oregon and Stanford are both scoreless.

Posted by: logprof at November 07, 2013 05:21 PM (4BA+Y)

146 Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 07, 2013 09:19 PM (GEICT)

My sweet Daddy used to help me load a horse trailer and go to horse shows. I'm sure he would have preferred to be anywhere else, but he never let on. And I never left the ring without a ribbon.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 07, 2013 05:21 PM (lVPtV)

147 I've watched my vikings find new and exciting was to lose their games every week. Don't worry, they will not disappoint tonight

Posted by: oc joe at November 07, 2013 05:21 PM (mhDlD)

148 My Weiner and I both Highly recommend the concept of Kate Upton and body paint.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at November 07, 2013 05:22 PM (XMQCX)

149 Who was the black guy in the CMA audience that was cracking up?I bet he get's audited.

Posted by: steevy at November 07, 2013 05:22 PM (zqvg6)

150

Underwood and Upton got nutt'in on the mostested beautifullisted woman ever! on the face of the earth... Gwyneth Paltrow.

People magazine couldn't possibly be wrong about this one thing... it's like science and shit. Friends of Obama/democrats are given very good PR it seems in LaLa land...

Posted by: Some Guy in Wisconsin at November 07, 2013 05:22 PM (B/3gr)

151 Anyone planning on watching Billy Graham tonight? It's his 95th birthday.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 07, 2013 05:22 PM (DmNpO)

152 A friend who worked doing this during college sent me this very funny piece from cracked. 5 Reasons Packages Get Destroyed (Learned Working at UPS)http://tinyurl.com/kqvz54s
It's really funny. You think you won't laugh out loud but you can't help yourself, so don't read at work unless you want your coworkers to either think you are strange or converge on your desk or both. There's also a lot of good tips in this season when we'll all be getting and sending presents.

Posted by: sally at November 07, 2013 05:22 PM (Nx76m)

153 Besides , we need a high draft pick. So who cares anymore

Posted by: oc joe at November 07, 2013 05:22 PM (mhDlD)

154 Fill in the blanks: There were plants and _______ and rocks and _______ .

Posted by: Bad Apple Soothsayer, Inc. at November 07, 2013 05:22 PM (sFSHi)

155 Part of my problem with Taylor Swift is, as an adult, it's so obvious that it's just a bullshit act. She's 23 acting like she's 14. Annoying as all fuck. And I don't care what age you are, a little introspection isn't a bad thing.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 07, 2013 05:22 PM (GEICT)

156 A man and woman are at a bar having a few beers. They start talking and soon realize they're both doctors. After an hour, the man says, "Hey, how about if we sleep together tonight? No strings attached." The woman doctor agrees to it. They go back to her place and he goes in the bedroom. She goes into the bathroom and starts scrubbing up like she's about to go into the operating room. She scrubs for a good 10 minutes. At last, she goes into the bedroom and they have sex. Afterward, the man says, "You're a surgeon, aren't you?" "Yes," says the woman, "how did you know?" "I could tell by the way you scrubbed up before we started," he says. "That makes sense," says the woman. "You're an anesthesiologist, aren't you?" "Yeah, how did you know?" asks the man. The woman replies, "Because I didn't feel a thing."

Posted by: toby928© has a dirty joke at November 07, 2013 05:22 PM (QupBk)

157 Posted by: Proud Purplestater at November 07, 2013 09:19 PM (KJ843)

Paisley is from West Virginia, which split from Virginia to side with the Union. So take your anti-Southern DemoKKKrat H8r self somewhere else, troll.

Posted by: Country Singer at November 07, 2013 05:23 PM (DE9KP)

158 139 Sad. All-white Southern conservatives throw a party for music no one listens to anymore, and make a thinly veiled attack on our first black president to show that the Confederacy still lives. Posted by: Proud Purplestater at November 07, 2013 09:19 PM (KJ843) I know that's snarc. Country Music is the second largest selling segment in the country.

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 07, 2013 05:23 PM (0FSuD)

159 http://m.imgur.com/dpYeTga "i m g" in the blank space.

Posted by: EC at November 07, 2013 05:23 PM (doBIb)

160 TD Stanford.

Posted by: toby928© has a dirty joke at November 07, 2013 05:23 PM (QupBk)

161 quick, name 2 songs by RAM JAM!

Posted by: Bad Apple Soothsayer, Inc. at November 07, 2013 09:18 PM

"Black Betty" and "Black Betty (live version)".

Posted by: otho at November 07, 2013 05:23 PM (9gNQd)

162 Paltrow and Vanity Fair are in some kind of feud. They are threatening to print a story about her infidelities

Posted by: Thunderb at November 07, 2013 05:24 PM (zOTsN)

163 Cochran, we're now in the age of the 26'year old child. She could stay on her parents' insurance for another 3 years. If she wasn't a millionaire and had to worry about such things.

Posted by: Upper Decker at November 07, 2013 05:24 PM (1j9qS)

164 Paltrow and Vanity Fair are in some kind of feud. They are threatening to print a story about her infidelities Good thing I gave her a fake name.

Posted by: toby928© has a dirty joke at November 07, 2013 05:24 PM (QupBk)

165 http://m.___ur.com/dpYeTga "i m g" in the blank space. Posted by: EC at November 07, 2013 09:23 PM (doBIb) Bunk

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 07, 2013 05:24 PM (GEICT)

166 my favorites are parrot jokes; I dunno why

Posted by: Bad Apple Soothsayer, Inc. at November 07, 2013 05:25 PM (sFSHi)

167 139 Sad. All-white Southern conservatives throw a party for music no one listens to anymore, and make a thinly veiled attack on our first black president to show that the Confederacy still lives. Posted by: Proud Purplestater at November 07, 2013 09:19 PM (KJ843) --This is a froll, right?

Posted by: logprof at November 07, 2013 05:25 PM (4BA+Y)

168 TD Jordan Reed for the 'Skins.

Posted by: logprof at November 07, 2013 05:25 PM (4BA+Y)

169 >>>But I love her. So there I am, doing the cabbage patch. Good daddy; she'll be fine I have no doubt. I may have told this already (I drink too much), but I have a really terrifying mask/necklace of skulls/meat cleaver costume for Halloween, and this year princess says "Daddy, I don't want you to be a monster. You should be Prince Charming" Why? "'Cause you're my favorite prince of ever!" So next year, I'm gonna have to find a Prince Charming costume.

Posted by: DC in Towson at November 07, 2013 05:26 PM (eQJwb)

170 Yeah, Paisley is such a racisty racist for playing this at the White House for TFG: http://youtu.be/Y0Yg9wjctRw

Posted by: Country Singer at November 07, 2013 05:26 PM (DE9KP)

171
"Does he get in trouble in school? Does the teacher have to talk to him? Is he nice to other kids?"

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 07, 2013 09:19 PM (GEICT)

She needs to meet the younger version of our son. Had his heart broken in Afghanistan when his girlfriend married an army man.

Make sure your daughter doesn't hang out with "bad" girls. And by "bad" I mean even young girls who begin calling boys in elementary school (with their idiot mothers' approval). We experienced that in Chicagoland. The moms would become angry with not just my son, but me, because he didn't want to go on "date night" with their princesses. It was unreal.

You and your wife are good folks. Watch out for the crazy parents.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 07, 2013 05:26 PM (lVPtV)

172 A woman awakes during the night, and her husband isn't in bed with her. She goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee. "What's the matter, dear?" she asks. "Why are you down here at this time of night?" The husband looks up from his coffee, "Do you remember 20 years ago when we were dating, and you were only 16?" he asks solemnly. "Yes, I do," she replies. "Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car making love?" "Yes, I remember," says the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him. The husband continues, "Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my face and said, 'Either you marry my daughter, or I'll send you to jail for 20 years?'" "I remember that, too," she replies softly. He wipes another tear from his cheek and says, "I would have gotten out today."

Posted by: toby928© has a dirty joke at November 07, 2013 05:26 PM (QupBk)

173

90 We've got the Redskins game on the radio and Oregon-Stanford on the TV.

Let Mr Deville have the computer and he can follow a couple more games.

Posted by: Jim in Virginia at November 07, 2013 05:27 PM (M7h5X)

174 130 She sold it. Bought a huge place in Newport I think. It pays to read the Daily Mail

Posted by: Tuna at November 07, 2013 05:27 PM (M/TDA)

175

Anyone planning on watching Billy Graham tonight? It's his 95th birthday.

I am. He said he has one last sermon in him, and this is it. I'll be picking him for the Dead Pool after this. People seem to be able to hold on till a certain date, i.e., birthday, Christmas. He seems ready to go and be with his G-d and his missus.

Posted by: RushBabe at November 07, 2013 05:27 PM (hrIP5)

176 116 yeah but she is, you know, a young girl. Posted by: ace at November 07, 2013 09:11 PM (/FnUH) She's 23. She'll be 24 in December according to Wiki. I was married for two years and finishing my second year of law school right before I turned 24. At some point, you have to grow up. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 07, 2013 09:13 PM (GEICT) As a single woman ~~of almost 35~~ at the ripe young age of twenty-something, I have to go with BC81 on this one (hi!). Adults being infantilized is one of the problems with society.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at November 07, 2013 05:27 PM (r+7wo)

177 So next year, I'm gonna have to find a Prince Charming costume. Posted by: DC in Towson at November 07, 2013 09:26 PM (eQJwb) My youngest informed me, the day of halloween of course, that she wanted me to be Beast because she was dressed up as Belle. Which I would have been glad to do, had she told me sooner than when she came out of her room in her costume.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 07, 2013 05:27 PM (GEICT)

178 Cat pee alert at 152. Beware of links.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 07, 2013 05:28 PM (lVPtV)

179 He wipes another tear from his cheek and says, "I would have gotten out today." Heh. Hehehe.... Hehehehehehehehehe!!!!

Posted by: EC at November 07, 2013 05:28 PM (doBIb)

180 I repeat, Kate Upton is God showing off.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at November 07, 2013 05:28 PM (Gk3SS)

181 Taylor Swift seems harmless. She's pretending to be 15 so she can keep making millions. Like 20-something actors that play high school kids on TV or movies. Seems harmless.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at November 07, 2013 05:28 PM (ZPrif)

182 While certainly an attractive young lady, she's certainly no Lindsay Lohan.>>

Kate and Lindsy boob off.

http://www.tmz.com/videos/0_aszb5e0g/

Posted by: The Hickster at November 07, 2013 05:28 PM (MVBSu)

183 174 she bought in Westerly RI (Watch Hill) and she is a scrunt

Posted by: barry at November 07, 2013 05:29 PM (Bfnt/)

184 Kate and Lindsy boob off. Sorry, but Kate has Lindsay dead to rights on the bewbs.

Posted by: EC at November 07, 2013 05:30 PM (doBIb)

185 @172 Old, but still GOOD!

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 07, 2013 05:30 PM (0FSuD)

186 Megyn beating the snot out of an Obama lib.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 07, 2013 05:30 PM (lVPtV)

187 You and your wife are good folks. Watch out for the crazy parents. Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 07, 2013 09:26 PM (lVPtV) Thank you for the kind words. My wife grew up in the hood with a policeman for a father. The island folk don't have any idea what crazy is. I have to go with BC81 on this one (hi!). Adults being infantilized is one of the problems with society. Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at November 07, 2013 09:27 PM (r+7wo) HI! Yes! That's what annoys me. She's a twenty something modeling juvenile behavior to juveniles. Grow. Up.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 07, 2013 05:30 PM (GEICT)

188 I think the ingenue routine by Swift is in part a persona she wears for her fan base. Like a professional wrestler. I'm ok with that

Posted by: Thunderb at November 07, 2013 05:30 PM (zOTsN)

189 The next time you see a picture of Obama smiling, think of this story .... A few days ago, Al Arabiya aired a news story in which it described one significant strategy employed by the extremist organizations Â– posting pictures of smiling recruits after they were killed in battle. The message is clear: the volunteers were happy to die in the battlefield. The images of the smiling dead are posted to popular social networks like Twitter, Facebook, Flickr, and Instagram for maximum distribution; web users are asked to celebrate the death of the Â“heroic fighters.Â”

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at November 07, 2013 05:31 PM (e8kgV)

190
That Paisley has some big boobs.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 07, 2013 05:31 PM (nKUHR)

191 I should add that I really don't find anything objectionable about Ms. Swift. She seems like a decent girl, especially compared to all the young pop "singers" out there.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at November 07, 2013 05:31 PM (r+7wo)

192 Dang, that girl has got some boobehs on her, eh?

Posted by: Peaches at November 07, 2013 05:31 PM (8lmkt)

193
I meant those boobs have a lot of paisley.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 07, 2013 05:31 PM (nKUHR)

194 At the card shop: A woman was spending a long time looking at the cards, finally shaking her head, "No." A clerk came over and asked, "May I help you?" "I don't know," said the woman. "Do you have any 'Sorry I laughed at your dick' cards?"

Posted by: toby928© has a dirty joke at November 07, 2013 05:31 PM (QupBk)

195 180 I repeat, Kate Upton is God showing off. Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at November 07, 2013 09:28 PM (Gk3SS) Fearfully and wonderfully made. And hi, btw. I have not "seen" you in a while. Stupid work.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 07, 2013 05:32 PM (GEICT)

196 Hollywood seems to have actually gone back to the days of fake relationships and fake dating for the gossip mags like they did in the studio days of the 50s.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at November 07, 2013 05:33 PM (ZPrif)

197 She's no Lohan ....hooter-wise or cooter-wise? 'cause I understand that Lohan's cooch has some hard miles on it.

Posted by: Upper Decker at November 07, 2013 05:33 PM (1j9qS)

198 180 I repeat, Kate Upton is God showing off.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at November 07, 2013 09:28 PM (Gk3SS)

Oh, I'm am so grateful I didn't miss that comment, that's really good!! (thanks, Cochran)

Posted by: Peaches at November 07, 2013 05:33 PM (8lmkt)

199 Anyone rooting for the 'Noles has to be liking Stanford's work so far tonight.

Posted by: logprof at November 07, 2013 05:33 PM (4BA+Y)

200 I'm. Gonna. Die.

*pukes in the corner* Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 07, 2013 09:02 PM (GEICT)

Can I have your stuff?

*waves*

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at November 07, 2013 05:33 PM (Gk3SS)

201 Since I can't compete with Toby's jokes, and my Cohen joke went over about as we'll as O'care, a serious question: Can I buy stuff off Amazon other than books through the AoS Store? I've been searching for a good pet door, and would like to make sure the head reply gets a cut, of possible. But to even browse, I'm pretty sure I exited the Ace store.

Posted by: shredded chi at November 07, 2013 05:34 PM (UnRK+)

202 197 She's no Lohan ....hooter-wise or cooter-wise? 'cause I understand that Lohan's cooch has some hard miles on it.

Posted by: Upper Decker at November 07, 2013 09:33 PM (1j9qS)

I'm ashamed that I even know this, but didn't some Hollywood douche call her a "fire crotch?"

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 07, 2013 05:34 PM (lVPtV)

203 Can I have your stuff? *waves* Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at November 07, 2013 09:33 PM (Gk3SS) Yes, you may have my wife. *ghost fapping in the corner*

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 07, 2013 05:34 PM (GEICT)

204 "Does he get in trouble in school? Does the teacher have to talk to him? Is he nice to other kids?"

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 07, 2013 09:19 PM (GEICT)

Need some help with that?

http://youtu.be/kRiT3ISEN3M

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 07, 2013 05:34 PM (yh0zB)

205 Anyone planning on watching Billy Graham tonight? It's his 95th birthday. Posted by: Niedermeyer's ---- Yup. I could throw a rock and hit his house.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 07, 2013 05:35 PM (aDwsi)

206 I'm ashamed that I even know this, but didn't some Hollywood douche call her a "fire crotch?"

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 07, 2013 09:34 PM (lVPtV)

I think that was Paris Hilton who said that.

Posted by: Peaches at November 07, 2013 05:35 PM (8lmkt)

207 Megyn's takedown of professional liar Mark Hannah was classic. Classic, I tell you!

Posted by: Peregrine Took is blaming someone else for this post at November 07, 2013 05:35 PM (42ZAm)

208 I'm ashamed that I even know this, but didn't some Hollywood douche call her a "fire crotch?" Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 07, 2013 09:34 PM (lVPtV) That's referring to the color of her hair.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 07, 2013 05:35 PM (GEICT)

209 Well, this chicken won't choak itself brb

Posted by: Michelle O at November 07, 2013 05:35 PM (zvFWX)

210 Kate Upton just gave me an urge to take up painting
as a hobby

Posted by: kbdabear at November 07, 2013 05:35 PM (aTXUx)

211 205 Anyone planning on watching Billy Graham tonight? It's his 95th birthday.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's
----

Yup. I could throw a rock and hit his house.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 07, 2013 09:35 PM (aDwsi)

Careful, you could kill him. (I keed, I keed._

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 07, 2013 05:36 PM (lVPtV)

212 Anyone planning on watching Billy Graham tonight? It's his 95th birthday. I am. He said he has one last sermon in him, and this is it. I'll be picking him for the Dead Pool after this. People seem to be able to hold on till a certain date, i.e., birthday, Christmas. He seems ready to go and be with his G-d and his missus. *** He's rather unique in his ability to bring people together. The last time he held a sermon in Jax there were yungins at work who never attend church but were thrilled to go and see him. It's pretty amazing.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 07, 2013 05:36 PM (DmNpO)

213 Sorry, but Kate has Lindsay dead to rights on the bewbs.>>

I happened to see the TMZ thing and since they were linked I posted the side to side comparison. And you are correct sir.

Posted by: The Hickster at November 07, 2013 05:36 PM (MVBSu)

214 The question I have is do we have to now and forevermore accept stupidity, incompetence and disaster being ignored as the price to be paid for previous generations having had slavery and segregation, or is it possible to consider things on their own merits? I know what the Democratic and media answer is, I'm curious what the rest of the nation thinks.

Posted by: T. at November 07, 2013 05:36 PM (/mi6H)

215 Who the fuck is Reggie?

Posted by: EC at November 07, 2013 05:36 PM (doBIb)

216 http://youtu.be/kRiT3ISEN3M Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 07, 2013 09:34 PM (yh0zB) Best. Scene. Ever. My buddy, her godfather, says to let him know when the very first date comes to pick her up. We're reenacting that scene.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 07, 2013 05:36 PM (GEICT)

217 210 Kate Upton just gave me an urge to take up painting as a hobby It's worked for me. Don't tell Laura.

Posted by: "W" at November 07, 2013 05:36 PM (0FSuD)

218 *Lohan, not Cohen

Posted by: shredded chi at November 07, 2013 05:37 PM (UnRK+)

219 173 90 We've got the Redskins game on the radio and Oregon-Stanford on the TV. Let Mr Deville have the computer and he can follow a couple more games. Posted by: Jim in Virginia at November 07, 2013 09:27 PM (M7h5X) ---------------------- LOL! I don't know how you guys can do it!

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 07, 2013 05:37 PM (dfYL9)

220 Damn, The Butler already has 83 yards. This potentially could be a huge game.

Posted by: logprof at November 07, 2013 05:37 PM (4BA+Y)

221 ...didn't some Hollywood douche call her a "fire crotch"? ----- Eeep. I thought that was a redhead joke, not a doctor-it-burns joke.

Posted by: Jenny Hates Her Phone But Likes Jokes at November 07, 2013 05:37 PM (GmTxn)

222 Yes, you may have my wife.

*ghost fapping in the corner* Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 07, 2013 09:34 PM (GEICT)

Hey! I was good and didn't specify that!

Just remember that you are racking up huge Daddy and Hubby brownie points.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at November 07, 2013 05:37 PM (Gk3SS)

223 215 Who the fuck is Reggie? Posted by: EC at November 07, 2013 09:36 PM (doBIb) Reggie Love, former Duke BB player, body man for Barry.

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 07, 2013 05:37 PM (0FSuD)

224 Just remember that you are racking up huge Daddy and Hubby brownie points. Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at November 07, 2013 09:37 PM (Gk3SS) Yeah, but I'm gonna be too tired and sore to cash in any hubby brownie points.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 07, 2013 05:38 PM (GEICT)

225 223 215 Who the fuck is Reggie? Posted by: EC at November 07, 2013 09:36 PM (doBIb) Reggie Love, former Duke BB player, body man for Barry. Posted by: Nip Sip at November 07, 2013 09:37 PM (0FSuD) Motherfucker, you look 30!!!

Posted by: EC at November 07, 2013 05:39 PM (doBIb)

226 What time is the Billy Graham special? I want to watch. What an amazing man.

I remember as a kid, watching him with my sister and mom and dad. Sad, sister turned into an atheist Obamabot.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 07, 2013 05:39 PM (lVPtV)

227 Reggie Love, former Duke BB player, body man for Barry. Posted by: Nip Sip at November 07, 2013 09:37 PM (0FSuD) *spews drink* Hahahaha. He was quoting the scene GGE linked.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 07, 2013 05:39 PM (GEICT)

228 Whatever we did to get ace to give us the gift on a Kate Upton body painting video instead of a London Boys Rick Roll, let's keep doing it

Posted by: kbdabear at November 07, 2013 05:39 PM (aTXUx)

229 LOL!
I don't know how you guys can do it! Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 07, 2013 09:37 PM (dfYL9)

During March Madness I set up the tvs and the computers in such a way that I can watch all 4 games at the same time.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at November 07, 2013 05:39 PM (Gk3SS)

230 200 I'm. Gonna. Die.

*pukes in the corner*

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 07, 2013 09:02 PM (GEICT)

Can I have your stuff?

*waves*

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at November 07, 2013 09:33 PM (Gk3SS)

Reminds me of my days in uniform. We mourn you and then someone runs for the bolt cutters to snap off the lock on your kit.

Is what it is.

Posted by: tangonine at November 07, 2013 05:39 PM (x3YFz)

231 Motherfucker, you look 30!!! Posted by: EC at November 07, 2013 09:39 PM (doBIb) Ain't gon be no fucking tonight, YOU HEAR ME???

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 07, 2013 05:40 PM (GEICT)

232 @227 Well, fuck, I was in my bunk again. That's my story.

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 07, 2013 05:40 PM (0FSuD)

233 Re Reggie Love, what the hell is a "body man?"

Seriously.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 07, 2013 05:40 PM (lVPtV)

234 did anyone see the pope and the disfigured guy with all those tumors.. stunning

Posted by: barry at November 07, 2013 05:40 PM (Bfnt/)

235 Megyn is now tearing Skeletor apart. It's really not sporting.

Posted by: Jim in Virginia at November 07, 2013 05:41 PM (M7h5X)

236 did anyone see the pope and the disfigured guy with all those tumors.. stunning

Posted by: barry at November 07, 2013 09:40 PM (Bfnt/)

No. I was afraid it would gross me out. Should I go look?

Posted by: Peaches at November 07, 2013 05:41 PM (8lmkt)

237 234 did anyone see the pope and the disfigured guy with all those tumors.. stunning Posted by: barry at November 07, 2013 09:40 PM (Bfnt/) Dammit I'm not a guy and I don't have any tumors!!!

Posted by: Dianne Feinstein at November 07, 2013 05:41 PM (GEICT)

238 Holy shit. Skeletor just made sense. He said what conservatives want to hear from Choomy is "I resign."

Posted by: If you like your Peregrine Took you can keep your Peregrine Took, Period!!! at November 07, 2013 05:41 PM (42ZAm)

239 Yeah, but I'm gonna be too tired and sore to cash in any hubby brownie points. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 07, 2013 09:38 PM (GEICT)

These are the kind that last for awhile.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at November 07, 2013 05:41 PM (Gk3SS)

240 236 it was worth it

Posted by: barry at November 07, 2013 05:41 PM (Bfnt/)

241 what the hell is a "body man?"

A crutch for someone too lazy to look a wristwatch or keep a schedule.

Posted by: no good deed at November 07, 2013 05:41 PM (k55Fc)

242 233 Re Reggie Love, what the hell is a "body man?" Seriously. A body man is the guy who is basically is a "go for" for the president. Carries his shit, get him to appointments, sucks his dick, oh wait, that's just a rumor.

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 07, 2013 05:42 PM (0FSuD)

243 Sounds like RGIII has his groove back.

Posted by: logprof at November 07, 2013 05:42 PM (4BA+Y)

244 Ah! Just remembered to hype a product, available via Ace/Amazon. If you are in the market for a pocket AM/FM radio, this thing is amazing: Sony SRF59SILVER AM/FM Walkman Stereo Radio That is not just my opinion, but the shared opinion of all of the radio heads I know. It is just a great radio. Uses a single AA battery, and I have had mine for months now, and have not had to replace it yet. If you're looking for some to listen to while you are doing yard work, etc., or to travel with, I know of no radio that will compete in performance. It is a great deal. $14.99 I'm thinking of giving a couple as Christmas presents.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 07, 2013 05:42 PM (aDwsi)

245 A body man is the guy who is basically is a "go for" for the president. Carries his shit, get him to appointments, sucks his dick, oh wait, that's just a rumor.

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 07, 2013 09:42 PM (0FSuD)

Are we taxpayers paying for this tool bag? And if so, how much??

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 07, 2013 05:42 PM (lVPtV)

246 She flits from boyfriend to boyfriend. Writes some emotional hissy fit song every time. Never once thinks "Hey, maybe it's something I'm doing." Oh no, it's always the big bad mean boy's fault. Barf. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 07, 2013 09:08 PM

Wait till you see her next album with the single "I'd Dump You But My Vibrator Can't Drive a Car"

Posted by: kbdabear at November 07, 2013 05:43 PM (aTXUx)

247 TD Standford. 14-0. Oregon better get on the stick or Alabama will be playing someone else come January.

Posted by: toby928© has a dirty joke at November 07, 2013 05:43 PM (QupBk)

248 These are the kind that last for awhile. Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at November 07, 2013 09:41 PM (Gk3SS) They better.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 07, 2013 05:43 PM (GEICT)

249 Are we taxpayers paying for this tool bag? And if so, how much?? Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 07, 2013 09:42 PM (lVPtV) He quit last year, BUT we are STILL paying for the mother in law that is living in the WH down the hall from her daughter, Moochie.

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 07, 2013 05:44 PM (0FSuD)

250 I'm loving fierce, angry Megyn Kelly.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 07, 2013 05:44 PM (lVPtV)

251 She flits from boyfriend to boyfriend. Writes some emotional hissy fit song every time. Never once thinks "Hey, maybe it's something I'm doing." Oh no, it's always the big bad mean boy's fault. Barf. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 07, 2013 09:08 PM

At this point most of us are relieved that Taylor hasn't joined the Musical Pole Dancers Miley Virus, Katy Whory, or Slutney Spears

Posted by: kbdabear at November 07, 2013 05:45 PM (aTXUx)

252 Not to be judgmental, but some of you guys I find ALWAYS here when I check back here a few times a day. Not naming any names, but how can you do that?

Posted by: Sphynx at November 07, 2013 05:45 PM (cll/q)

253
Flatbush Joe alerted to a Daily Caller article in the last thread: these bastards already have their action plans to deny and restrict care. There are gonna be some bad times to come.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 07, 2013 05:45 PM (nKUHR)

254 Them ducks can put their "We want Bama" signs away.

Posted by: Heywood Jablowme at November 07, 2013 05:45 PM (G2SJQ)

255 Are we taxpayers paying for this tool bag? And if so, how much?? Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 07, 2013 09:42 PM (lVPtV) --He no longer has that job. And I don't know if we paid for it when he did, but since I know we pay for Mooch's Victorian Lady On Safari sized entourage, I'd guess yes.

Posted by: logprof at November 07, 2013 05:45 PM (4BA+Y)

256 What time is the Billy Graham special? I want to watch. What an amazing man. I remember as a kid, watching him with my sister and mom and dad. Sad, sister turned into an atheist Obamabot. Posted by: Jane D'oh -------------------- 10:00 Eastern, Fox

Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 07, 2013 05:45 PM (aDwsi)

257 252 Not to be judgmental, but some of you guys I find ALWAYS here when I check back here a few times a day. Not naming any names, but how can you do that? Posted by: Sphynx at November 07, 2013 09:45 PM (cll/q) We also employ body men to post for us.

Posted by: EC at November 07, 2013 05:46 PM (doBIb)

258 RG3 running is not a good idea

Posted by: barry at November 07, 2013 05:46 PM (Bfnt/)

259 252 Not to be judgmental, but some of you guys I find ALWAYS here when I check back here a few times a day. Not naming any names, but how can you do that? Posted by: Sphynx at November 07, 2013 09:45 PM (cll/q) I'll take "have no life" for a $1000 Alex.

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 07, 2013 05:46 PM (0FSuD)

260 Guy, my dad was just saying tonight (he's 87) that we have not seen the worst of this yet. I'm sure he's right.

Posted by: Peaches at November 07, 2013 05:46 PM (8lmkt)

261 MKH at HA has a fresh post up with TFG stating that people with insurance from the individual market won't have to sweat a thing -- On September 26 of this year!

http://tinyurl.com/pbjhhvc

So much for those fucked up lies he told on NBC today.

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 07, 2013 05:46 PM (cHZB7)

262 Great, so I'm guessing Helu or Young steal another TD from Morris here.

Posted by: logprof at November 07, 2013 05:46 PM (4BA+Y)

263 The same exit off I-40 in Asheville goes to Warren Wilson college, the most liberal college in America and also to Billy Graham's center. I just think that is funny every time I go up there.

Posted by: traye at November 07, 2013 05:46 PM (i9ZDZ)

264 257 252 Not to be judgmental, but some of you guys I find ALWAYS here when I check back here a few times a day. Not naming any names, but how can you do that?
Posted by: Sphynx at November 07, 2013 09:45 PM (cll/q)

We also employ body men to post for us.

Posted by: EC at November 07, 2013 09:46 PM (doBIb)

Heh.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 07, 2013 05:46 PM (lVPtV)

265 10:00 Eastern, Fox Posted by: Mike Hammer ------------------ Wait.., smart military blog, 2200 hrs.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 07, 2013 05:46 PM (aDwsi)

266 Redskins backup TE gets a TD.

Posted by: logprof at November 07, 2013 05:47 PM (4BA+Y)

267 So how many of you Morons and Moronettes are going to rush out and miss Robert Redturd's new movie, "Castaway, But With a Washed-Up, Crazy, No-Talent Instead of Dustin Hoffman.

Posted by: If you like your Peregrine Took you can keep your Peregrine Took, Period!!! at November 07, 2013 05:47 PM (42ZAm)

268 Not to be judgmental, but some of you guys I find ALWAYS here when I check back here a few times a day. Not naming any names, but how can you do that?
Posted by: Sphynx at November 07, 2013 09:45 PM (cll/q)

The key is having no life. Or dance class.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at November 07, 2013 05:47 PM (Gk3SS)

269

Talking about Billy Graham and Kate Upton in the same thread just seems so..... wrong.

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at November 07, 2013 05:47 PM (jucos)

270

Once upon a time, I interviewed a female bodybuilder for my college newspaper. I went to her house for the interview. Her husband was also a bodybuilder and the living room was like a shrine to their bods - pictures of them posing in their skimpy bathsuits all over the walls, along with all their awards. She hauled out 4 volumes of photo albums and showed them to me - all of her doing her body building stuff. She kept saying, "Some people don't think that's beautiful. That's beautiful!" Meaning herself and hubby.

I thought she was the most narcisstic person I had ever met in my life. And no, I didn't think she was beautiful. Michele's popping biceps don't look beautiful to me - they look butch. And, while I like muscular men, I like Aaron Rodgers kind of muscular - very fit, but not massively exaggerated and shaved and oiled bodies.

The hour or so I spent with her did not give me a positive view of the whole bodybuilding culture.

Posted by: Donna V. at November 07, 2013 05:48 PM (R3gO3)

271 263 The same exit off I-40 in Asheville goes to Warren Wilson college, the most liberal college in America and also to Billy Graham's center. I just think that is funny every time I go up there. True dat. The library in CLT is really the center now. It's on Billy Graham Blvd, really.

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 07, 2013 05:48 PM (0FSuD)

272 247 TD Standford. 14-0. Oregon better get on the stick or Alabama will be playing someone else come January. Posted by: toby928Â© has a dirty joke at November 07, 2013 09:43 PM (QupBk) --Fine by me.

Posted by: logprof, 'Nole Alum at November 07, 2013 05:48 PM (4BA+Y)

273 The key is having no life. Or dance class. Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at November 07, 2013 09:47 PM (Gk3SS) Some smart lady dubbed it "multi shirking". Wonder whatever happened to her...

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 07, 2013 05:48 PM (GEICT)

274 Re Taylor Swift I like seeing a young performer who has a sense of self worth. She dresses beautifully, isn't all tatted up, always looks classy whether casual or formal. Wish all the young girls who love her would emulate her style instead of dressing like little street walkers.

Posted by: Tuna at November 07, 2013 05:48 PM (M/TDA)

275

You know, that Kate Upton video was pretty interesting.

I might watch it again. And who knows, I might even turn my speakers on next time.

Posted by: malclave at November 07, 2013 05:49 PM (OCRaO)

276 --Fine by me. FSU is looking mighty potent this year.

Posted by: toby928© has a dirty joke at November 07, 2013 05:49 PM (QupBk)

277 >>>Motherfucker, you look 30!!! One of the best scenes in all of cinematic history. And I fully intend on a nearly perfect re-enactment of it when Princess starts dating, in about 30 years, or whenever she escapes from the convent, whichever comes first.

Posted by: DC in Towson at November 07, 2013 05:49 PM (eQJwb)

278 Viqueens fans booing already.

Posted by: logprof, 'Nole Alum at November 07, 2013 05:50 PM (4BA+Y)

279 Any comments with my nic which appear after midnight, or before 9:00 a.m. are made by my damn cat. Also any snarky comments..., or comments that offend Ace..., or sound like come-ons to ettes. Oh..., also any vulgar comments. The.Cat.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 07, 2013 05:50 PM (aDwsi)

280 Some smart lady dubbed it "multi shirking".

Wonder whatever happened to her... Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 07, 2013 09:48 PM (GEICT)

*narrows eyes*

You realize with you lying in a crumpled heap in the corner like that I don't need the Awesome Stepstool of Awesomeness to kick you in the knees.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at November 07, 2013 05:50 PM (Gk3SS)

281 267 So how many of you Morons and Moronettes are going to rush out and miss Robert Redturd's new movie, "Castaway, But With a Washed-Up, Crazy, No-Talent Instead of Dustin Hoffman.

Posted by: If you like your Peregrine Took you can keep your Peregrine Took, Period!!! at November 07, 2013 09:47 PM (42ZAm)

JEEBUS. My other BFF (from childhood, Air Force dads) called me last night and I wanted to kill myself.

Love her like a sister, but she's gone so loony left, although she now claims to "hate" Obama. She told me she LOVES Robert Redford because he wants everyone in government to be fired, and replaced by all women.

I was making gun-shooting motions to my head the whole time we were talking.

Dammit.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 07, 2013 05:50 PM (lVPtV)

282 You know, that Kate Upton video was pretty interesting. You know, I have no idea what Kate Upton's voice sounds like.

Posted by: EC at November 07, 2013 05:50 PM (doBIb)

283 There's a true-crime writer many of you may know about named Ann Rule. She wrote a book about the Green River killer --- well, it was really about the 54 of his known victims. So much had been written about the crimes and killer that she decided to focus on the victims. They were nearly all prostitutes and /or druggies. Two were nice girls who got lost in the wrong neighborhood. 52 out of 54 had no father in the home, nothing but the occasional, temporary boyfriend of the mother. One did have a father and another a long-term stepfather. Do I need to tell you which were the prostitutes and which were the 2 who were in that neighborhood by mistake? Everyone knows how much sons need dads. The girls need them just as much. You morons talking about your daughters make my heart sing.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 07, 2013 05:51 PM (dfYL9)

284 Best. Scene. Ever.

My buddy, her godfather, says to let him know when the very first date comes to pick her up. We're reenacting that scene.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 07, 2013 09:36 PM (GEICT)

Funny how many dads have that exact opinion of that scene. Or not.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 07, 2013 05:51 PM (yh0zB)

285 You know, I have no idea what Kate Upton's voice sounds like.

Posted by: EC at November 07, 2013 09:50 PM (doBIb)

I do....or at least I imagine it almost every day....

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 07, 2013 05:51 PM (oJ5Fd)

286 I guess the rest of the horde doesn't know unemployment in NC is 50% so we post here using our "Fun Employment" dollars.

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 07, 2013 05:51 PM (0FSuD)

287 259 252 Not to be judgmental, but some of you guys I find ALWAYS here when I check back here a few times a day. Not naming any names, but how can you do that? Posted by: Sphynx at November 07, 2013 09:45 PM (cll/q) I'll take "have no life" for a $1000 Alex. Posted by: Nip Sip at November 07, 2013 09:46 PM (0FSuD) --Sphynx must not be a Democrat. "Funemployment" is the answer.

Posted by: logprof, 'Nole Alum at November 07, 2013 05:52 PM (4BA+Y)

288 You realize with you lying in a crumpled heap in the corner like that I don't need the Awesome Stepstool of Awesomeness to kick you in the knees. Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at November 07, 2013 09:50 PM (Gk3SS) That would probably improve the condition my knees are in. Honestly, I destroyed my body from the lower back. I'm not a very good athlete beyond excellent hand eye coordination and a fairly strong throwing arm. I became a pitcher. Guess what pitchers do all the fucking time? Run. Guess what I can't do? Run. So my legs and lower back took a fucking pounding for years. Paying for it now.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 07, 2013 05:52 PM (GEICT)

289 Re Taylor Swift

I really like her. She's gorgeous, she's super-talented. So she falls in love and makes a spectacle of herself. If they had paparazzi on me when I was that age, well, it doesn't bear thinking about!

Posted by: Peaches at November 07, 2013 05:53 PM (8lmkt)

290 86 I guess the rest of the horde doesn't know unemployment in NC is 50% so we post here using our "Fun Employment" dollars. Posted by: Nip Sip at November 07, 2013 09:51 PM (0FSuD) Isn't it like 11%?

Posted by: EC at November 07, 2013 05:53 PM (doBIb)

291 @287 Shit, talk about great minds thinking together, see 286.

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 07, 2013 05:53 PM (0FSuD)

292 The same exit off I-40 in Asheville goes to Warren Wilson college, the most liberal college in America and also to Billy Graham's center. I just think that is funny every time I go up there. Posted by: traye ----------------- I have actually been approached by Warren Wilson folk for some technical expertise. Those people are worthless idiots. Pointless to engage them in any way. And, they fcuk up voting here.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 07, 2013 05:53 PM (aDwsi)

293 Megyn showing another Obamafail horror story (cancer patient).

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 07, 2013 05:53 PM (lVPtV)

294 252 Not to be judgmental, but some of you guys I find ALWAYS here when I check back here a few times a day. Not naming any names, but how can you do that?
Posted by: Sphynx at November 07, 2013 09:45 PM

My Central Processor was programmed to scan for big boobs and Brian Dennehy references

Posted by: kbdabear 3000 at November 07, 2013 05:53 PM (aTXUx)

295 That's supposed to say *from the lower back down*

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 07, 2013 05:54 PM (GEICT)

296 I guess the rest of the horde doesn't know unemployment in NC is 50% so we post here using our "Fun Employment" dollars. -------------- Just goes to show what decades of Dem can do to a state.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 07, 2013 05:54 PM (aDwsi)

297 Everyone knows how much sons need dads. The girls need them just as much.

You morons talking about your daughters make my heart sing.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 07, 2013 09:51 PM (dfYL9)

Yup. Boys need good dads to teach them how to be. Girls need good dads to teach them how they should be treated. Every time I see a girl in some kind of trouble (anything from 13 and pregnant to dead in a ditch) the first thing I wonder is...where is that little girl's daddy?

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 07, 2013 05:54 PM (yh0zB)

298 Oops. Obamafail patient voted for Preezy Choom for the new, awesome healthcare.

No unicorns for you, buddy.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 07, 2013 05:54 PM (lVPtV)

299 Bouncy Boobs, The Pope, Billy Graham, Cute kid stories. I'm so confused, I don't know whether to pray, bake cookies or put on Barry White.

Posted by: spypeach at November 07, 2013 05:55 PM (10H0T)

300 @290 Yes, that was snarc. It's really about 15% when you consider dropped out of market numbers. Black is over 20%

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 07, 2013 05:55 PM (0FSuD)

301 Yup. Boys need good dads to teach them how to be. Girls need good dads to teach them how they should be treated. Every time I see a girl in some kind of trouble (anything from 13 and pregnant to dead in a ditch) the first thing I wonder is...where is that little girl's daddy? Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 07, 2013 09:54 PM (yh0zB) Pisses me off more when there is a dad. "Where the FUCK were you???"

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 07, 2013 05:55 PM (GEICT)

302 Cochran, have you tried Celebrex? It's insanely effective on my crappy knees. Insurance won't cover it and it's quite expensive in my case, but I only take it "as needed" and, whee doggies, when I need it, it's like a gift from above.

Posted by: Peaches at November 07, 2013 05:55 PM (8lmkt)

303 Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 07, 2013 09:36 PM (GEICT)

I hate the n*&%#r this and n@!#$r that, but let's face it; it's entirely appropriate.

You and I both know what teen-aged boys are like.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 07, 2013 05:55 PM (oJ5Fd)

304 Awesome Stepstool of Awesomeness to kick you in the knees. Posted by: alexthechick ------ About that stepstool..., what is the ultimate pick?

Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 07, 2013 05:56 PM (aDwsi)

305 Kate Upton...... Think about this.... Somewhere there exists a dude that is tired of her shit.

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at November 07, 2013 05:56 PM (jucos)

306
Yup. Boys need good dads to teach them how to be. Girls need good dads to teach them how they should be treated. Every time I see a girl in some kind of trouble (anything from 13 and pregnant to dead in a ditch) the first thing I wonder is...where is that little girl's daddy?

Sadly, feminists have taught us that little boys don't need daddies. At. All. Let's see how that works out.

Oops: Exhibit A: President Choom Boy

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 07, 2013 05:57 PM (lVPtV)

307 Well, maybe just ONE more drink to start the second half? That's fair, isn't it?

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 07, 2013 05:57 PM (0FSuD)

308 291 @287 Shit, talk about great minds thinking together, see 286. Posted by: Nip Sip at November 07, 2013 09:53 PM (0FSuD) --

Posted by: logprof, 'Nole Alum at November 07, 2013 05:57 PM (4BA+Y)

309 "Where the FUCK were you???"

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 07, 2013 09:55 PM (GEICT)

heh.

Getting yelled at by the mom:

"No, you can't drive 650 miles to beat the crap out of a 19-year-old boy."

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 07, 2013 05:57 PM (oJ5Fd)

310 The Upton vid is a Flash. If you are using an Apple tablet or an iPhone, there isn't a Flash app. Something about Jobs and a dislike of the Flash platform.

Posted by: Fox 2! at November 07, 2013 05:57 PM (XFTOV)

311 229---During March Madness I set up the tvs and the computers in such a way that I can watch all 4 games at the same time. Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at November 07, 2013 09:39 PM (Gk3SS) ------------------ OMG! You and Mr. DeVille would get along just fine then! I get completely confused. Spin-the-Margarita I call it.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 07, 2013 05:57 PM (dfYL9)

312 BC, I just had a procedure to clean out scar tissue around the nerves in L4 and L5. Here's hoping it works because I have been absolutely miserable for 3.5 months. I think my many years of sports finally caught up to me.

Posted by: no good deed at November 07, 2013 05:57 PM (k55Fc)

313 So my legs and lower back took a fucking pounding for years. Paying for it now. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 07, 2013 09:52 PM (GEICT)

Eight years of cheering. I'm bone on bone in both ankles.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at November 07, 2013 05:57 PM (Gk3SS)

314 Well, maybe just ONE more drink to start the second half?

That's fair, isn't it?

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 07, 2013 09:57 PM (0FSuD)

Abundantly so, Nip Sip! Plus, tomorrow's Friday, you can fake it.

Posted by: Peaches at November 07, 2013 05:57 PM (8lmkt)

315 Pisses me off more when there is a dad. "Where the FUCK were you???" -------------------- We were out campaigning for the Democrats....

Posted by: Mr. Levy and Mr. Lewinsky at November 07, 2013 05:58 PM (aDwsi)

316 A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world" The woman says, "I'll miss you."

Posted by: toby928© has a dirty joke at November 07, 2013 05:58 PM (QupBk)

317 302 Cochran, have you tried Celebrex? It's insanely effective on my crappy knees. Insurance won't cover it and it's quite expensive in my case, but I only take it "as needed" and, whee doggies, when I need it, it's like a gift from above. Posted by: Peaches at November 07, 2013 09:55 PM (8lmkt) I have not. The best anti inflammatory I've ever had was called Vioxx. And of course it was taken off the market. Fucking bunch of idiots. "New test shows a 100% greater risk of blah blah blah over the original." Yes, if you abuse it or have underlying medical issues, it can cause a problem. And yes, going from 2 out of 1000 having a problem to 4 out of 1000 is a 100% increase. But fuck you all the same FDA.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 07, 2013 05:58 PM (GEICT)

318 289 She's blessed with an Audrey Hepburn kind of body and can wear beautiful gowns without looking like a runway model clothes rack. She's developed a certain elegant style you don't often see from young stars

Posted by: Tuna at November 07, 2013 05:58 PM (M/TDA)

319 Can you lovable morons quit railing on boys? Jeebus, I have enough horror stories about young and teenaged girls stalking boys that would make your hair stand on end.

Not every boy is a prince.

And not every girl is a princess.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 07, 2013 05:59 PM (lVPtV)

320 147 I've watched my vikings find new and exciting was to lose their games every week. Don't worry, they will not disappoint tonight Posted by: oc joe at November 07, 2013 09:21 PM

There's a former Vikes cheerleader with very nice elbows and conservative politics I follow on Twitter

https://twitter.com/Jacquie0415

Posted by: kbdabear at November 07, 2013 05:59 PM (aTXUx)

321 Somewhere there exists a dude that is tired of her shit.

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at November 07, 2013 09:56 PM (jucos)

You and I and every other man tells that story.

But the reality is that she makes $10,000,000/year, has a body that might be the Platonic ideal, and isn't terribly bright.

That shit can be managed.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 07, 2013 05:59 PM (oJ5Fd)

322 The Upton vid is a Flash. If you are using an Apple tablet or an iPhone, there isn't a Flash app. Something about Jobs and a dislike of the Flash platform.

That's weird. I'm on an iMac and it almost knocked my eyeballs out of my head. Kinda also made me think, second look at lesbianism??

Posted by: Peaches at November 07, 2013 05:59 PM (8lmkt)

323 Stanford's bigger O-line is grinding Oregon down.

Posted by: toby928© has a dirty joke at November 07, 2013 05:59 PM (QupBk)

324 292 The same exit off I-40 in Asheville goes to Warren Wilson college, the most liberal college in America and also to Billy Graham's center. I just think that is funny every time I go up there. Posted by: traye ----------------- I have actually been approached by Warren Wilson folk for some technical expertise. Those people are worthless idiots. Pointless to engage them in any way. And, they fcuk up voting here. When my next door neighbor moved in. I walked over to introduce myself, I had been working in the yard so I wasn't wearing a shirt and my concealed .40 wasn't concealed (everybody in my neighborhood know I carry), as we were talking he said he graduated from Warren Wilson. When I went inside and told my wife about meeting Warren Wilson new neighbor she said something like "you just scared the shit out of that little liberal boy."

Posted by: traye at November 07, 2013 05:59 PM (i9ZDZ)

325 Oops.., off to watch Rev Graham

Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 07, 2013 06:00 PM (aDwsi)

326 I hate the n*%#r this and n@!#$r that, but let's face it; it's entirely appropriate. You and I both know what teen-aged boys are like. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 07, 2013 09:55 PM (oJ5Fd) Eh, it doesn't really bother me there. It fits the scene. The scene is great because of how over the top they're being.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 07, 2013 06:00 PM (GEICT)

327 310 Steve ain't with us anymore. The powers that be at Apple need to fix this .

Posted by: Tuna at November 07, 2013 06:00 PM (M/TDA)

328 Kate Upton...... Think about this.... Somewhere there exists a dude that is tired of her shit.

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at November 07, 2013 09:56 PM (jucos)

You think that's bad, somewhere in San Fran Psycho there are a couple of leftist idiots who have lost their health insurance because of obama care but they'd still vote for Choom.

Which is to say, here in the good old USA you have a right to your opinion...no matter how fucked up it is.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 07, 2013 06:00 PM (yh0zB)

329 Abundantly so, Nip Sip! Plus, tomorrow's Friday, you can fake it. Posted by: Peaches at November 07, 2013 09:57 PM (8lmkt) What, fake getting up at nine to take a shit? Nah, I going to take that democrat, then off to the club for a massage and lunch. Afternoon nap, repeat. Retirement really sucks, ha ha.

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 07, 2013 06:00 PM (0FSuD)

330 Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 07, 2013 09:59 PM (lVPtV)

Maybe if more moms looked at their daughters and said, "keep your fucking knees together," then we wouldn't be having this discussion.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 07, 2013 06:00 PM (oJ5Fd)

331

Breitbart has an article about another ESPN commentator waving his post-modern, American-hating dick around. This time, Kevin Blackstone. Apparently the National Anthem is a war anthem and shouldn't be played at sporting events.

http://tinyurl.com/mkrvjlo

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 07, 2013 06:01 PM (8SsiG)

332 Eight years of cheering. I'm bone on bone in both ankles. Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at November 07, 2013 09:57 PM (Gk3SS) My wife has 2 plates and 12 screws in her right forearm from cheering.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 07, 2013 06:01 PM (GEICT)

333
Eight years of cheering. I'm bone on bone in both ankles.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at November 07, 2013 09:57 PM (Gk3SS)

Twenty years of ballet classes and horseback riding. Knees are permanently shot. Ballet kills the knees.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 07, 2013 06:01 PM (lVPtV)

334 What time is the Billy Graham special? I want to watch. What an amazing man. I remember as a kid, watching him with my sister and mom and dad. Sad, sister turned into an atheist Obamabot. *** It's coming on FNC now

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 07, 2013 06:01 PM (DmNpO)

335 Shit, Fox is running the Billy Graham special! This should be good.

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 07, 2013 06:01 PM (0FSuD)

336 Eight years of cheering. I'm bone on bone in both ankles.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at November 07, 2013 09:57 PM (Gk3SS)

Ouch, atc!!! I can handle the knees, but thinking about bone on bone ankles just gave me the shivers. {{{{{}}}}}

Posted by: Peaches at November 07, 2013 06:01 PM (8lmkt)

337 >>>No, you can't drive 650 miles to beat the crap out of a 19-year-old boy 650 miles? I've driven damn near that far for quarter beer night. Hurt my Princess? Better hope they colonize Mars PDQ. (Hurt is subjective: for me, anything less than a compound fracture or internal bleeding is a nuisance. For her, my rule is "you make her cry, I make you cry")

Posted by: DC in Towson at November 07, 2013 06:01 PM (eQJwb)

338 Billy special on!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 07, 2013 06:01 PM (lVPtV)

339 Twenty years of ballet classes and horseback riding. Knees are permanently shot. Ballet kills the knees. Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 07, 2013 10:01 PM (lVPtV) My wife quit ballet when the nail of one of her big toes fell off. Instructor goes, "Yep, that'll happen."

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 07, 2013 06:02 PM (GEICT)

340 Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 07, 2013 10:00 PM (GEICT)

Yup.

What really rankles me is the assumption on the part of these boys that we don't know exactly what the fuck they are trying to do.

Retards.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 07, 2013 06:02 PM (oJ5Fd)

341 Re CMA video--go compare the naturalness of the two on stage to some of the skits occasionally done by actors at the Academy Awards. Underwood in particular was in total command of her material, especially the way she looked at audience in mock seriousness from time to time as part of the act. Two pros, no doubts.

Posted by: T., Art Critic at November 07, 2013 06:02 PM (/mi6H)

342 Not every boy is a prince.

And not every girl is a princess.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 07, 2013 09:59 PM (lVPtV)

We have all been teenage boys.

And all of our girls are.

It's a dad thing.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 07, 2013 06:03 PM (yh0zB)

343 Horse walks into a bar.

Bartender says, "Why the long face.?"

Horse says, "I'm your secretary of state, you ass, now pour me a nice sherry."

"And give me a side of oats."

Posted by: Sphynx at November 07, 2013 06:03 PM (cll/q)

344 Shit, Fox is running the Billy Graham special!

Must be the cable Fox, mine has a Modern Family re-run. Which, I can't lie, I could watch every minute of the rest of my life and be completely happy.

Posted by: Peaches at November 07, 2013 06:03 PM (8lmkt)

345 my rule is "you make her cry, I make you cry"

Posted by: DC in Towson at November 07, 2013 10:01 PM (eQJwb)

Fag.

You make her sad...I want to kill you.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 07, 2013 06:04 PM (oJ5Fd)

346 So we are all off to watch Billy and forsake Kate. Thus says the Lord!

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 07, 2013 06:04 PM (0FSuD)

347 What really rankles me is the assumption on the part of these boys that we don't know exactly what the fuck they are trying to do. Retards. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 07, 2013 10:02 PM (oJ5Fd) Yup. I will be that dad. You come to pick up my girl, well, as Meat said "I'm gonna announce my presence with authority."

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 07, 2013 06:04 PM (GEICT)

348 Kathleen don't write code But she's been rode And put up wet So you can bet She'll beat this yet 'Til you forget Your safety net Is gone, baby gone! Burma Shave.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars [/i] [/b] [/s] at November 07, 2013 06:04 PM (HsTG8)

349 It's a dad thing.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 07, 2013 10:03 PM (yh0zB)

Don't bother trying to explain it to the chicks....they just don't get it.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 07, 2013 06:05 PM (oJ5Fd)

350 Patient: "Doc, you gotta help me. I'm under a lot of stress. I keep losing my temper with people." Doctor: "Tell me about your problem." Patient: "I just did, you fucking jackass!"

Posted by: toby928© has a dirty joke at November 07, 2013 06:06 PM (QupBk)

351 Don't bother trying to explain it to the chicks....they just don't get it.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 07, 2013 10:05 PM (oJ5Fd)

Those of us blessed with totes awesome dadsters totes get it.

Posted by: Peaches at November 07, 2013 06:06 PM (8lmkt)

352 289 Re Taylor Swift I really like her. She's gorgeous, she's super-talented. So she falls in love and makes a spectacle of herself. If they had paparazzi on me when I was that age, well, it doesn't bear thinking about! Posted by: Peaches at November 07, 2013 09:53 PM (8lmkt) --------------------- I agree. And, at least to the public eye, her relationships are more romantic than overtly sexual. I love the way she dresses. Super-classy and super-chic. (Well, it helps being so tall and slim.)

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 07, 2013 06:06 PM (dfYL9)

353 Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 07, 2013 10:04 PM (GEICT)

Raise them right, and it will only be agonizing....but okay in the end.

[I'm out. Cheers!]

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 07, 2013 06:06 PM (oJ5Fd)

354 I've always wondered how many old catchers end up hobbling around with a cane because their knees are shot to hell. And by old, I mean 45.

Posted by: Donna V. at November 07, 2013 06:06 PM (R3gO3)

355 Since an 'ette requested it: http://www3.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/52nd+Annual+GRAMMY+Awards+Arrivals+8Zzsl7Ka3i1l.jpg Because I dig chicks, I can't speak to Fisher's looks, but *I* would probably look like a ladykiller with Carrie Underwood in my arm.

Posted by: logprof, 'Nole Alum at November 07, 2013 06:06 PM (4BA+Y)

356 >>>I'm gonna announce my presence with authority." Come in Wrong and Strong. It's a lot easier to loosen up later if he proves himself worthy (he won't) than it is to try to toughen up after being a doormat at the beginning.

Posted by: DC in Towson at November 07, 2013 06:07 PM (eQJwb)

357 Maybe if more moms looked at their daughters and said, "keep your fucking knees together," then we wouldn't be having this discussion.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 07, 2013 10:00 PM (oJ5Fd)

Excuse me, IÂ’m just trying to catch my breath from that, Mr. Friess, frankly

Posted by: Andrea Mitchell at November 07, 2013 06:07 PM (yh0zB)

358 No football thread?

Posted by: Dr Spank at November 07, 2013 06:07 PM (qRasw)

359 I could watch modern family all day every day too. Or just the new Sophia Vergara rooms to go furniture commercials.

Posted by: traye at November 07, 2013 06:07 PM (i9ZDZ)

360 That's weird. I'm on an iMac and it almost knocked my eyeballs out of my head. Kinda also made me think, second look at lesbianism??
Posted by: Peaches at November 07, 2013 09:59 PM (8lmkt)

*sidles over* Hi. How you doin'?

Yeah, the ankles thing sucks because I can't wear heels at all anymore. Anything over an inch and I just can't do it.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at November 07, 2013 06:07 PM (Gk3SS)

361

When my next door neighbor moved in. I walked over to introduce myself, I had been working in the yard so I wasn't wearing a shirt and my concealed .40 wasn't concealed (everybody in my neighborhood know I carry), as we were talking he said he graduated from Warren Wilson.

When I went inside and told my wife about meeting Warren Wilson new neighbor she said something like "you just scared the shit out of that little liberal boy."

Possibly not...this gut went to WW too: http://tinyurl.com/mcmzxvr

Posted by: Grey Fox at November 07, 2013 06:08 PM (/LcRQ)

362 Anything over an inch and I just can't do it. Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at November 07, 2013 10:07 PM (Gk3SS) Oh come on. Really? You're just gonna lob that up there?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 07, 2013 06:08 PM (GEICT)

363 345 That cuts both ways. Nice young men get their hearts broken too. Mothers can get really pissed off when they see their sons miserable because some fickle little girl has messed with them.

Posted by: Tuna at November 07, 2013 06:09 PM (M/TDA)

364 It's a lot easier to loosen up later if he proves himself worthy (he won't)

Posted by: DC in Towson at November 07, 2013 10:07 PM (eQJwb)

*silently raises glass*

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 07, 2013 06:09 PM (yh0zB)

365 *guy*

Posted by: Grey Fox at November 07, 2013 06:09 PM (/LcRQ)

366 I am the daughter of a late, wonderful dad.

However, I'm the mom of a son, who is a brave, honorable, wonderful young man.

I hate like hell to see boys painted with a broad brush like they're all thugs and looking to rape everyone's daughters.

It pisses me the fuck off. And maybe it's in part because my son just risked his life for everyone's princes and princesses.

Sorry for the rant, but seriously.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 07, 2013 06:10 PM (lVPtV)

367 Billy Graham on Fox now!

Posted by: Fox 2! at November 07, 2013 06:10 PM (XFTOV)

368 Oh come on. Really? You're just gonna lob that up there? Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 07, 2013 10:08 PM (GEICT)

*sigh* Apparently, yes, yes I am.

I see Baylor woke up.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at November 07, 2013 06:10 PM (Gk3SS)

369 >>>Oh come on. Really? You're just gonna lob that up there? *gigglesnort* Now, where to hide?

Posted by: DC in Towson at November 07, 2013 06:11 PM (eQJwb)

370 Possibly not...this gut went to WW too

Posted by: Grey Fox at November 07, 2013 10:08 PM (/LcRQ)

This gut went to Great Mistakes Naval Home for Wayward Boys (also known as Recruit Training Center). *pats ample belly*

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 07, 2013 06:11 PM (yh0zB)

371 Love Brad Paisley and Carrie Underwood 1000x more. I saw that video last night at The Right Scoop. I heard a news clip that it upset people on the left. I didnÂ’t care enough to listen. I hope it upset Phony Apology JEF!

Posted by: CarolT at November 07, 2013 06:12 PM (z4WKX)

372 It pisses me the fuck off. And maybe it's in part because my son just risked his life for everyone's princes and princesses. Sorry for the rant, but seriously. Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 07, 2013 10:10 PM (lVPtV) No one is saying that Jane. But it's indisputable, the boy is looking for some action. Take it from all of us, we're looking to get whatever we can. And to push for one more step. That's why it's the dad's job to make that kid scared to death. Make him think twice before he reaches under that shirt.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 07, 2013 06:12 PM (GEICT)

373 Yeah, the ankles thing sucks because I can't wear heels at all anymore. Anything over an inch and I just can't do it.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at November 07, 2013 10:07 PM (Gk3SS)

I eschewed heels in favor of flat sandals and stompy boots shortly after they took the fuckin' meniscus out of my right knee. Spent my whole life in heels (not talking an inch here), but the adjustment was easier than I would have thought. 'Course, I have about 12,000 dollars worth of swanky heels on the shelf in my closet. Size 7, if anyone's interested.

Posted by: Peaches at November 07, 2013 06:13 PM (8lmkt)

374 yeah but she is, you know, a young girl.

Posted by: ace at November 07, 2013 09:11 PM

Taylor is 24 next month. She's very easy on the eyes and doesn't turn me off when she opens her mouth.

Musically she's not extraordinary, she's got a high nasally voice that's pretty much limited to her teen pop songs and some country tunes

Fiona Apple composed and performed "Shadowboxer" and "Criminal" when she was 18. Her voice and music was way beyond her years. Alanis Morrissette did Jagged Little Pill at 21.

The new singer Lorde who does the new hit "Royals" is a 16 year old looker from New Zealand

Posted by: kbdabear at November 07, 2013 06:13 PM (aTXUx)

375 Sorry for the rant, but seriously.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 07, 2013 10:10 PM (lVPtV)

S'alright. But ask your boy what he thinks when he has a daughter. The first time I saw mine, I realized that I would have to kill every male child born within at least a 3 year time span.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 07, 2013 06:13 PM (yh0zB)

376 Great, Obama has gone full socialist. $10 minimum wage. http://tinyurl.com/kok3u8r

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 07, 2013 06:13 PM (0FSuD)

377 327 310 Steve ain't with us anymore. The powers that be at Apple need to fix this . Posted by: Tuna at November 07, 2013 10:00 PM (M/TDA) For the love of God NO! Keep that Flash crap out of the ecosystem. Keep the video, leave the flash.

Posted by: Jean at November 07, 2013 06:14 PM (CMlD4)

378 alexthechick: I can't handle heels at all any more either - overdid it in my younger days. I wore sandals with a 1 and a half in. heel to a wedding this summer and all I could think about 10 minutes after I arrived at the church was how much my feet hurt. Those sandals wouldn't have made me blink an eye when I was 25.

Posted by: Donna V. at November 07, 2013 06:14 PM (R3gO3)

379 I realized that I would have to kill every male child born within at least a 3 year time span. Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 07, 2013 10:13 PM (yh0zB) Friend of mine, who has 3 boys, put it this way: "I only have to worry about where 3 dicks are. You have to worry about every dick in the world."

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 07, 2013 06:14 PM (GEICT)

380 366 Thank you Jane.!!

Posted by: Tuna at November 07, 2013 06:15 PM (M/TDA)

381 Reuters is reporting that Snowden convinced 20-25 NSA employees to give him their passwords, claiming he needed it as a sys admin. And they just gave it to him. Crazy.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at November 07, 2013 06:16 PM (ZPrif)

382 The elite uppity ass-kickers at Esquire saw fit to comment on the CMA awards as only urban cretins can.

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at November 07, 2013 06:16 PM (e8kgV)

383

But it's indisputable, the boy is looking for some action. Take it from all of us, we're looking to get whatever we can. And to push for one more step.

He who accuses the whole world convicts only one...I wasn't like that as a teenager, for one. I might have thought plenty, but I don't think I ever pushed for something I knew I shouldn't get.

Posted by: Grey Fox at November 07, 2013 06:16 PM (/LcRQ)

384 Jane, dang, I sure wasn't meaning to cast aspersions on your amazing son. I would let him date my imaginary daughter anytime!! He sounds like the finest kinda young man.

Posted by: Peaches at November 07, 2013 06:16 PM (8lmkt)

385 Jane, what BC said.

Posted by: DC in Towson at November 07, 2013 06:16 PM (eQJwb)

386 alexthechick: I can't handle heels at all any more either - overdid it in my younger days. I wore sandals with a 1 and a half in. heel to a wedding this summer and all I could think about 10 minutes after I arrived at the church was how much my feet hurt. Those sandals wouldn't have made me blink an eye when I was 25. Posted by: Donna V. at November 07, 2013 10:14 PM (R3gO3)

I used to be able to run on ice while wearing 4 inch heels.

I also used to be 19 and weigh around 90 pounds.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at November 07, 2013 06:16 PM (Gk3SS)

387 Warren Wilson- how to make a liberal approved firearm. After all, the framers who wrote the 2a couldn't possibly envisioned anything more powerful and rapid firing than a flint lock.

Posted by: traye at November 07, 2013 06:16 PM (i9ZDZ)

388 Friend of mine, who has 3 boys, put it this way: "I only have to worry about where 3 dicks are. You have to worry about every dick in the world."

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 07, 2013 10:14 PM (GEICT)

Yep. And every one of my son-in-laws has heard me say "You aren't good enough for her. And you never fucking will be." When my first grand-daughter was born my son in law was holding her and then got the strangest look on his face. He just looked up at me and said "I understand now."

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 07, 2013 06:17 PM (yh0zB)

389 Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 07, 2013 10:12 PM (GEICT)

I understand what you're saying, but like I said up-thread, my little boy in elementary school wasn't at all interested in girls, but the little girls were asking boys on "dates" with their parents' approval. Freaked out our young son and us. He wasn't interested and it pissed off the moms. Wonder how their daughters turned out?

Girls are way more "advanced" at an early age than boys. Our kid was strictly into Legos and GI Joes, and the girls were sending notes and flirting.

In high school, girls called here all the time. One girl would hang up on me or my husband when we answered the phone. Son couldn't stand her.

I have a lot of stories. There are loads of great young men out there. And great young women, as well. Let's quit painting one group with a brush.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 07, 2013 06:18 PM (lVPtV)

390 Reuters is reporting that Snowden convinced 20-25 NSA employees to give him their passwords, claiming he needed it as a sys admin.

And they just gave it to him. Crazy.

Did he, by any chance, mention Fat Trudy by name? 'Cause, I'd really like to see her get her nosy ass in a sling. Not that she would, being all unionized gubmint "employee" and all, but it's fun to think about.

Posted by: Peaches at November 07, 2013 06:18 PM (8lmkt)

391 >>>Friend of mine, who has 3 boys, put it this way: "I only have to worry about where 3 dicks are. You have to worry about every dick in the world." Heh, a buddy of mine had a boy about a year after I had Princess. I told him the same thing: you have to worry about one dick, I have to worry about all of them.

Posted by: DC in Towson at November 07, 2013 06:18 PM (eQJwb)

392 366 ---" I hate like hell to see boys painted with a broad brush like they're all thugs and looking to rape everyone's daughters." ------------------------ Agreed. I've got 2 sons who are gentlemen. Okay, I started laughing as I typed that. The 16 yr old is stuffing his face with a chicken leg and wiping his hands on his shirt even as I write. But you know what I mean.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 07, 2013 06:18 PM (dfYL9)

393

Warren Wilson- how to make a liberal approved firearm. After all, the framers who wrote the 2a couldn't possibly envisioned anything more powerful and rapid firing than a flint lock

He was a pretty accomplished gunsmith before he went to college (he went late due to illness, so he learned the trade first).

Posted by: Grey Fox at November 07, 2013 06:18 PM (/LcRQ)

394 Stanford over Oregon 17-0 at the half.

Posted by: toby928© has a dirty joke at November 07, 2013 06:18 PM (QupBk)

395 I don't think I ever pushed for something I knew I shouldn't get.

Posted by: Grey Fox at November 07, 2013 10:16 PM (/LcRQ)

Neither did I. Cause my dad would have totally kicked my ass.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 07, 2013 06:18 PM (yh0zB)

396 354 I've always wondered how many old catchers end up hobbling around with a cane because their knees are shot to hell. And by old, I mean 45. Posted by: Donna V. at November 07, 2013 10:06 PM

Joe Namath once saw an arthritic old man crossing the street who could barely walk

Namath turned to his passenger in the car and said "must be an old quarterback"

Posted by: kbdabear at November 07, 2013 06:19 PM (aTXUx)

397 Friend of mine, who has 3 boys, put it this way: "I only have to worry about where 3 dicks are. You have to worry about every dick in the world." I remember the line from "Back To School" that Rodney Dangerfield's body man said about his two sons. "I got two boys. I put one of them through college, and the other through a brick wall."

Posted by: EC at November 07, 2013 06:19 PM (doBIb)

398 372 ""No one is saying that Jane. But it's indisputable, the boy is looking for some action. Take it from all of us, we're looking to get whatever we can. And to push for one more step. "" Really? All men? All men want to get whatever they can get? You've got a really low opinion of your own tribe. Pity.

Posted by: Tuna at November 07, 2013 06:20 PM (M/TDA)

399 I used to be able to run on ice while wearing 4 inch heels.

I also used to be 19 and weigh around 90 pounds.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at November 07, 2013 10:16 PM

The revelation that you can no longer wear those 4 inch heels is breaking many hearts here

Posted by: kbdabear at November 07, 2013 06:20 PM (aTXUx)

400 Really? All men? All men want to get whatever they can get? You've got a really low opinion of your own tribe. Pity. Posted by: Tuna at November 07, 2013 10:20 PM (M/TDA) FFS. Yes, teenage boys are horny and looking to get some action. This isn't earth shattering news. Everyone needs to untwist and have a drink.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 07, 2013 06:21 PM (GEICT)

401 War on wimmenz!!!! ;-)

Posted by: Y-not (@MoxieMom) at November 07, 2013 06:21 PM (zDsvJ)

402 S'alright. But ask your boy what he thinks when he has a daughter. The first time I saw mine, I realized that I would have to kill every male child born within at least a 3 year time span.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 07, 2013 10:13 PM (yh0zB)

Wow. I wonder what you would have felt if you'd looked into the innocent face of a baby boy?

Don't want to get into a war, but what the hell?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 07, 2013 06:22 PM (lVPtV)

403 It's true.

Posted by: toby928© has a dirty joke at November 07, 2013 06:22 PM (QupBk)

404 Oregon is having a sale on "We want Bama" Tees shirts. Just say'n

Posted by: Heywood Jablowme at November 07, 2013 06:22 PM (G2SJQ)

405 Easy Momma Bears. We are not talking about your impeccable gentlemen, not by any stretch of the imagination, not at all!!!

but those OTHER teenage boys...yeah, total horndogs.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 07, 2013 06:23 PM (yh0zB)

406 TD Vikes

Posted by: logprof, 'Nole Alum at November 07, 2013 06:23 PM (4BA+Y)

407 We break down your sh*##y wall !

Posted by: goddam_mongorian at November 07, 2013 06:23 PM (jYxCp)

408 >>>All men want to get whatever they can get? *looks around* Yep, that's about right. Especially teenagers. It's not much better at 30, but now I just read the menu, I don't order anything.

Posted by: DC in Towson at November 07, 2013 06:23 PM (eQJwb)

409 Really? All men? All men want to get whatever they can get? You've got a really low opinion of your own tribe. Pity.

Posted by: Tuna at November 07, 2013 10:20 PM (M/TDA)

Thank you, Tuna! That was a ridiculous statement.

Posted by: Peaches at November 07, 2013 06:23 PM (8lmkt)

410 392 " Okay, I started laughing as I typed that. The 16 yr old is stuffing his face with a chicken leg and wiping his hands on his shirt even as I write. But you know what I mean." I know. The stuffing of a face with food is rather endearing. Gotta love them.

Posted by: Tuna at November 07, 2013 06:23 PM (M/TDA)

411 382 The elite uppity ass-kickers at Esquire saw fit to comment on the CMA awards as only urban cretins can. Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at November 07, 2013 10:16 PM (e8kgV) --Let me guess: Charles P. Pierce?

Posted by: logprof, 'Nole Alum at November 07, 2013 06:24 PM (4BA+Y)

412 I love all you Ettes telling a bunch of guys what guys are thinking and like as teenagers. Love you ladies, I really do, but sheesh.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 07, 2013 06:24 PM (GEICT)

413 Heh. Well, I've got 2 sons --- but also 2 daughters, so..... It's never been easy raising kids, I know, but today it's really tough.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 07, 2013 06:25 PM (dfYL9)

414 Just to make the 'Ettes hate Kate a little more..

Here's Kate Upton in 5 inch heels throwing a football and managing to balance those huge boobs while walking on very high heels

http://tinyurl.com/k5mnllk

Posted by: kbdabear at November 07, 2013 06:25 PM (aTXUx)

415 Well, I'm going to have a drink and go to bed. A fine young man, dealing with war demons, is upstairs trying to fall asleep. We pray he won't wake up as he did last weekend believing we were under mortar fire.

At least most of you will never deal with what 1% of us are dealing with.

God bless all our sons and daughters. And quit demonizing either sex.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 07, 2013 06:25 PM (lVPtV)

416 Teenage boy thinking: must get girl to touch penis as many times as possible.

Posted by: EC at November 07, 2013 06:25 PM (doBIb)

417 Wow. I wonder what you would have felt if you'd looked into the innocent face of a baby boy?

Don't want to get into a war, but what the hell?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 07, 2013 10:22 PM (lVPtV)

I did.

And what I felt was the awesome weight of the responsibility to teach him to be the kind of man he could be proud of being.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 07, 2013 06:26 PM (yh0zB)

418 Jesus Jane, no one's demonizing anyone. Guys, especially teenage guys, are horny. This isn't groundbreaking news.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 07, 2013 06:26 PM (GEICT)

419

Five screws in the left ankle from a 1998 Gold Wing total. (at least I totaled the Honda CRX that the 24 y/o punk kid w/ 11 serious violations and two previous major accidents, was driving)

Now have a Lisfranc fracture in the right foot. Gonna have to get that cut on, with a screw or two there to match the left flipper.

Cold weather sucks, let me tellya.

Jim

Sunk New Dawn

Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 07, 2013 06:26 PM (vvk2F)

420 I have a two year old little boy. I have a baby on the way (due June), I am not afraid it will be a girl because I am afraid of her as a girl, I am afraid of me as a dad to a girl. I am hot blooded and protective anyway. The one of the Marines rules of gun fights "have a plan to kill everyone you meet." Yeah I am sure that would apply to any guys who came around. The look they would see in my eyes would be akin to "I will skin you alive and roll you in rock salt."

Posted by: traye at November 07, 2013 06:27 PM (i9ZDZ)

421 A fine young man, dealing with war demons, is upstairs trying to fall asleep. We pray he won't wake up as he did last weekend believing we were under mortar fire.

Oh, God, Jane. Prayers up for your boy. xoxo

Posted by: Peaches at November 07, 2013 06:27 PM (8lmkt)

422 Goodnight Jane. Take care of your Marine. A boy always needs his mom.

Posted by: DC in Towson at November 07, 2013 06:27 PM (eQJwb)

423 And what I felt was the awesome weight of the responsibility to teach him to be the kind of man he could be proud of being. Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 07, 2013 10:26 PM (yh0zB) Exactly.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 07, 2013 06:27 PM (GEICT)

424 Here's Kate Upton in 5 inch heels throwing a football and managing to balance those huge boobs while walking on very high heels

http://tinyurl.com/k5mnllk

Posted by: kbdabear at November 07, 2013 10:25 PM (aTXUx)

I'll bet she throws like a girl.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 07, 2013 06:27 PM (yh0zB)

425 >>412 I love all you Ettes telling a bunch of guys what guys are thinking and like as teenagers. Hey, leave me out of this!

Posted by: Y-not (@MoxieMom) at November 07, 2013 06:28 PM (zDsvJ)

426 Hey, leave me out of this! Posted by: Y-not (@MoxieMom) at November 07, 2013 10:28 PM (zDsvJ) Lmao. Love ya Y-not. That was funny.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 07, 2013 06:28 PM (GEICT)

427 EC! Check yo mail fool.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 07, 2013 06:29 PM (GEICT)

428 ont's up

Posted by: Peaches at November 07, 2013 06:29 PM (8lmkt)

429 Oh, and for the 'ettes, I have turned it down 3 times in my life .... once for a sweet young virgin, toward whom I did not intend matrimony, and twice because I was married. Two parts of a man are called the head, important to only do your thinking with the upper one.

Posted by: goddam_mongorian at November 07, 2013 06:29 PM (jYxCp)

430 A fine young man, dealing with war demons, is upstairs trying to fall asleep. We pray he won't wake up as he did last weekend believing we were under mortar fire.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 07, 2013 10:25 PM (lVPtV)

My son's best friend was in the truck with Lucas Elliot. He spends a lot of time over here just talking to me. I like to think I am helping.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 07, 2013 06:30 PM (yh0zB)

431 I love the Horde. Forgive me if I've been testy. Son is dealing with wounds in his mind. However, he's funny, and brave, and strong.

Praying the stuff of war goes away. Which it probably never will.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 07, 2013 06:30 PM (lVPtV)

432 ONT up!

Posted by: kbdabear at November 07, 2013 06:31 PM (aTXUx)

433 The revelation that you can no longer wear those 4 inch heels is breaking many hearts here

I'm still trying to wrap my mind around the cheerleader thing.

I didn't know the Oompa-Loompa's had a football league.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at November 07, 2013 06:31 PM (lr3d7)

434 This Lucas Elliott, BTW.

http://www.wral.com/news/local/story/9871376/

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 07, 2013 06:32 PM (yh0zB)

435 My son's best friend was in the truck with Lucas Elliot. He spends a lot of time over here just talking to me. I like to think I am helping.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 07, 2013 10:30 PM (yh0zB)

Son won't talk. Period. Had a terrible experience in the wee hours last weekend (the first we've experienced). He's embarrassed and becomes pissed if we ask him about it. He actually believed we were under mortar fire. In our house. Breaks my heart for his sweet self.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 07, 2013 06:33 PM (lVPtV)

436 Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 07, 2013 10:25 PM (lVPtV) Said before but bears repeating "Bless your boy and all who serve honorably, may God keep watch over them all!"

Posted by: Hrothgar Establishment RINO at November 07, 2013 06:34 PM (XdnQT)

437 400 Yes and so are teenage girls. Good lord. Isn't the idea to teach a child about self control and respect for the opposite sex? Please don't preach that "horny" young men are all destined to take advantage of innocent young girls. Geez Louise.

Posted by: Tuna at November 07, 2013 06:35 PM (M/TDA)

438 Said before but bears repeating "Bless your boy and all who serve honorably, may God keep watch over them all!"

Posted by: goddam_mongorian at November 07, 2013 06:35 PM (jYxCp)

439 Jane, let me tell you something, I read your post about your son and I have prayed for him and for you every day since. I don't believe in God, but I am not arrogant enough to believe that I know everything so I do pray. Never for myself, but for others who might believe and who deserve it. Those who have suffered the horrors of war and those who love them deserve prayer.

Posted by: traye at November 07, 2013 06:36 PM (i9ZDZ)

440 Posted by: traye at November 07, 2013 10:36 PM (i9ZDZ)

Thank you from the bottom of my heart.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 07, 2013 06:39 PM (lVPtV)

441 Teenage boys? Horny? Having been one, once, I say: Hell yes, that's true. But I never acted on it. Not until I was married. However...when my sweet little girl hit her teenage years, I remembered that not every boy out there was like I was. So I did my best to put the fear of God in them. That's part of the job.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at November 07, 2013 08:24 PM (5J54Q)

442 Son won't talk. Period. Had a terrible experience in the wee hours last weekend (the first we've experienced). He's embarrassed and becomes pissed if we ask him about it. He actually believed we were under mortar fire. In our house. Breaks my heart for his sweet self.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 07, 2013 10:33 PM (lVPtV)

*******************************

Jane, he needs to talk to other veterans. It gets better.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at November 07, 2013 08:43 PM (HubSo)

443 So...if I have a boner lasting more than four hours, can I sue Kate Upton and SI for damages?

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie © at November 08, 2013 05:36 AM (1hM1d)

444 Is that Taylor Swift looking so befuddled?

Posted by: fran at November 08, 2013 11:41 AM (JDZm2)

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