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December 30, 2013

College Bowl Stuff
— Dave in Texas

No MNF tonight but my muscle memory must have kicked in cause I was looking for one to post, like I usually do after a long day and I still think I'm running late.

BUT, We've got the Valero Alamo Bowl, Texas and Oregon (would have loved to see Baylor play Oregon but that's just me). Currently 10-7 Ducks. They will score more.

Ole Miss beat Georgia Tech earlier today in the Franklin American Mortgage Music Something Else Bowl, 25-17. Also Navy beat Middle Tennesee 24-6 in the Bell Helicopter Armed Forces Military Industrial Complex Bowl.

Later tonight (way later tonight, 10:15 EST) Arizona State and Texas Tech in the National University Holiday Bowl.

That's Monday. Stay tuned.

My pick in tonight's Alamo Bowl.

Posted by: Dave in Texas at 03:54 PM | Comments (264)
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1 Whoa, first?!?!?!?!? Best elbow shot ever, btw.

Posted by: Timothy Fountain at December 30, 2013 03:55 PM (XZNzU)

2 Best angle for an Oregon cheerleader

Posted by: wooga at December 30, 2013 03:56 PM (f+0kK)

3 Thanks for the football thread!

Posted by: grammie winger at December 30, 2013 03:57 PM (P6QsQ)

4 Quack attack!

Posted by: fluffy at December 30, 2013 03:58 PM (Ua6T/)

Nice Duck.

Posted by: puddleglum at December 30, 2013 03:58 PM (8SsiG)

6 Elbows AND asses!!! Well, at least one. Ass, that is..

Posted by: itchytriggerfinger at December 30, 2013 03:58 PM (XwN3V)

7 Elbows? What elbows?

Posted by: rickl at December 30, 2013 03:58 PM (sdi6R)

8 Nice elbows.

Posted by: olddog in mo at December 30, 2013 03:59 PM (teFlO)

9
We've got the Valero Alamo Bowl...

....on ESPN8, The Ocho.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 30, 2013 04:00 PM (kdS6q)

10 I don't think Oregon is wearing enuff neon colors to win. Too white.

Posted by: olddog in mo at December 30, 2013 04:00 PM (teFlO)

11 arms look too thin.
pardon me for wanting some meat with my sammich

Posted by: Mallfly at December 30, 2013 04:01 PM (bJm7W)

12 Pick your seat?

Posted by: teh Wind at December 30, 2013 04:02 PM (b+5vQ)

13 Just give me a tongue puncher's chance...

Posted by: garrett at December 30, 2013 04:02 PM (++92l)

14 Quack, quack....

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at December 30, 2013 04:03 PM (PZ6/M)

15 ...because she has a GREAT ASS!

Posted by: Al Pacino at December 30, 2013 04:03 PM (sOtz/)

16 not that any of the 'rons have yet noticed, but those are some pretty sharp looking elbows right there

Posted by: Peaches at December 30, 2013 04:04 PM (8lmkt)

17 well, crap, I was wrong. again.

Posted by: Peaches at December 30, 2013 04:04 PM (8lmkt)

18 THE ELBOWS ARE FUNNY, BECAUSE OF THE ASS.

Posted by: Ben Roethlisberger at December 30, 2013 04:05 PM (QupBk)

19 Oh my!

Posted by: Red Dog Republican at December 30, 2013 04:05 PM (Yc4/E)

20 Nice "elbows". Is she holding a key for Dave?

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 30, 2013 04:06 PM (0FSuD)

21 >>No MNF tonight but my muscle memory must have kicked in cause I was looking for one to post What muscle would that be?

Posted by: Hodor at December 30, 2013 04:07 PM (g1DWB)

22 I'd quack that duck.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 30, 2013 04:09 PM (JpFMR)

23
The fingers on her right hand just gave me the signal. I'm ready, willing, and able to satisfy her demands, and paint her house.

Posted by: Bob Beckel at December 30, 2013 04:09 PM (pJF+c)

24 A Monday night without the soothing voice of John Gruden (will SOME team hire this ass! He sucks as an announcer).

Posted by: puddleglum at December 30, 2013 04:10 PM (8SsiG)

25 GO BLACKHAWKS!

Posted by: garrett at December 30, 2013 04:10 PM (++92l)

26 Notice the symmetry of the elbows framing the picture. See, that's the ideal mnemonic for refs to catch unbalanced defensive lines in field goal situations... if the refs in San Diego had had this pic with them, KC woulda won and Ben Roethlisberger (who's with us at comment 1

would be practicing for the playoffs instead of... well... looking at pictures of elbows.

Posted by: Timothy Fountain at December 30, 2013 04:11 PM (XZNzU)

27 A Monday night without the soothing voice of John Gruden (will SOME team hire this ass! He sucks as an announcer). ** well, there are a few openings at the moment

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 30, 2013 04:11 PM (DmNpO)

28
Bevo humped the duck!

Posted by: Doctor Fish at December 30, 2013 04:12 PM (pJF+c)

29 Crap, sorry about that smiley... Big Ben is with us at comment eighteen (turn THAT into an emoticon, NSA lurkers!)

Posted by: Timothy Fountain at December 30, 2013 04:13 PM (XZNzU)

30 turn THAT into an emoticon, NSA lurkers! Thou shalt not tempt the Lord thy God.

Posted by: NSA[/i][/b][/i][/b] at December 30, 2013 04:14 PM (44jNh)

31 Hey! Try looking at that picture with only one eye, then alternate back and forth, right, left,right,left. She looks like a hula dancer.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 30, 2013 04:15 PM (g4TxM)

32 VERY nice! Go Texas!

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 30, 2013 04:15 PM (60Vyp)

33 hand towel couture

Posted by: tactile terry at December 30, 2013 04:15 PM (R6JT1)

34 Elbows? I didn't even notice that she had arms.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 30, 2013 04:17 PM (o9Rp5)

35 Repost : super hawt chick from previous thread

Jana Kramer, the hot Nationwide catsuit girl.

http://tinyurl.com/q7u58sc

Trivia: She is also a country singer and sings the Nationwide jingle in the commerical.

http://tinyurl.com/o7zj5kn

Posted by: Drone #20475-957550 - assigned to you [/i] [/b] at December 30, 2013 04:18 PM (5ikDv)

36 She looks like a hula dancer. That's my stand-in. Whenever you can't see my face, it's somebody else. I'm a little jealous of my stand-in's legs. Still, he has to shave them more than I do mine.

Posted by: Duck Cheerleader[/i][/b][/i][/b] at December 30, 2013 04:18 PM (44jNh)

37 Go, Pats!!!!!

heh, heh

Posted by: Peaches at December 30, 2013 04:18 PM (8lmkt)

38 Are we sure this girl is legal? Where are the tattoos?

Posted by: Fritz at December 30, 2013 04:18 PM (TKFmG)

39 /Skynet minion sock off

Posted by: noone, really [/i] [/b] at December 30, 2013 04:18 PM (5ikDv)

40 Retard, drum kit, some assembly required.

Posted by: D grabmysack at December 30, 2013 04:19 PM (Uo535)

41 O/T Anyone else notice AP stories about democrats coming back in 2014? One each day in local rag. Is this happening outside of NC? They are paid political stories.

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 30, 2013 04:19 PM (0FSuD)

42 does she have maybe some ingrown hairs on the backs of her thighs? they could be smoother, just sayin'

Posted by: Peaches at December 30, 2013 04:20 PM (8lmkt)

43 Ducks have the best looking elbows!

Posted by: EC at December 30, 2013 04:20 PM (doBIb)

44 Jana Kramer, the hot Nationwide catsuit girl. http://tinyurl.com/q7u58sc Trivia: She is also a country singer and sings the Nationwide jingle in the commerical. http://tinyurl.com/o7zj5kn Posted by: Drone #20475-957550 - assigned to you at December 30, 2013 08:18 PM (5ikDv) Better Jana Kramer: http://tinyurl.com/kodhp98

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 30, 2013 04:20 PM (JpFMR)

45 New York Times Gets To The Bottom Of Beghazi: Shut Up, That's What Happened,They Explain The lead NYT liar is on CNN now explaining that it is "preposterous" if you believe otherwise. And that's that.

Posted by: soothsayer at December 30, 2013 04:21 PM (09CLD)

46 DAILY REMINDER: ESPN will fire Tebow for reading from Leviticus.

Posted by: WOW at December 30, 2013 04:21 PM (6j8ke)

47 Elbows? Who need elbows when you got back. Warning, eye bleach material. http://tinyurl.com/nvt2hgu

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 30, 2013 04:21 PM (0FSuD)

48 Speaking of hulu dancers, where's navycopjoe? I still have some gloating to do.

Posted by: lowandslow at December 30, 2013 04:22 PM (IV4od)

49 @41

Beckel was " very concerned" today that the Republicans are "putting all their eggs in the Obamacare basket" and opined that expectations are now so low that any success will help Democrats.

It's so incredibly stupid that he just might be right.

Posted by: noone, really [/i] [/b] at December 30, 2013 04:22 PM (5ikDv)

50 @45 I have not watched CNN since Saddam's birthday just before OIF. That was KCNA level propaganda.

Posted by: Beagle at December 30, 2013 04:24 PM (sOtz/)

51 @BC
Thanks!

I can't believe that I missed out on this one. Nationwide is definitely on my side.

Posted by: noone, really [/i] [/b] at December 30, 2013 04:26 PM (5ikDv)

52 Cheerleader pic is niiiiiiice.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 30, 2013 04:27 PM (UAMVq)

53 Sure nice elbows and all but how much wood do you think she can carry?

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at December 30, 2013 04:28 PM (6ahup)

54 "Sure nice elbows and all but how much wood do you think she can carry?" No, not gonna go there........

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 30, 2013 04:30 PM (60Vyp)

55 Sure nice elbows and all but how much wood do you think she can carry? *** I bet she's never gutted a fish.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 30, 2013 04:30 PM (DmNpO)

56 Sure nice elbows and all but how much wood do you think she can carry?###

All the wood I need a woman to carry.

Posted by: The Hickster at December 30, 2013 04:31 PM (TI3xG)

57 53 Sure nice elbows and all but how much wood do you think she can carry? Enough.

Posted by: Zombie Johnny Wad at December 30, 2013 04:32 PM (0FSuD)

58 Wood?

Posted by: EC at December 30, 2013 04:32 PM (doBIb)

59 Would?

Posted by: EC at December 30, 2013 04:32 PM (doBIb)

60 I'm sure she can handle some wood just fine.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 30, 2013 04:33 PM (JpFMR)

61 Now THAT is a nice dumper.

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at December 30, 2013 04:33 PM (jucos)

62 Wooed

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 30, 2013 04:33 PM (g4TxM)

63 Has anybody else has noticed that Google commercial? It oozes smug pretentiousness. Ugh......

Posted by: puddleglum at December 30, 2013 04:34 PM (15w2J)

64 Beckel was " very concerned" today that the Republicans are "putting all their eggs in the Obamacare basket" and opined that expectations are now so low that any success will help Democrats. It's so incredibly stupid that he just might be right. Posted by: noone, really at December 30, 2013 08:22 PM Ergo, the purported DNC push for min wage in 2014.

Posted by: olddog in mo at December 30, 2013 04:34 PM (teFlO)

65 Whoa'd!

Posted by: EC at December 30, 2013 04:34 PM (doBIb)

66
Some thighs are meant to be rubbed.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 30, 2013 04:34 PM (MaP11)

67 I hate fucking refig ice maker ice. The shit is designed to fit a glass so when you drink the ice holds back your drink, till it doesn't and spills on you.

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 30, 2013 04:34 PM (0FSuD)

68 >>I bet she's never gutted a fish. I bet she has gutted many young men. Just a hunch.

Posted by: Hodor at December 30, 2013 04:36 PM (g1DWB)

69 Hell of a turd cutter

Posted by: D grabmysack at December 30, 2013 04:37 PM (Uo535)

70 55>> I bet she's never had to gut a fish. I bet she can swallow a Trouser trout whole.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 30, 2013 04:38 PM (60Vyp)

71 Sigh. Yet ANOTHER thread about butt-fuckery.

Wut?

Posted by: Sharkman at December 30, 2013 04:39 PM (TM1p8)

72 Nip Sip has a drinking problem.

Posted by: wooga at December 30, 2013 04:39 PM (f+0kK)

73 Nip Sip has a drinking problem. ABC store closed?

Posted by: toby928© at December 30, 2013 04:40 PM (QupBk)

74 72 Nip Sip has a drinking problem. Posted by: wooga at December 30, 2013 08:39 PM (f+0kK) Two hands, one mouth.

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 30, 2013 04:40 PM (0FSuD)

75
But does she rival this butt?

http://tinyurl.com/nvt2hgu

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 30, 2013 04:40 PM (MaP11)

76 Nip Sip- Maybe you should hire a Chinese icebreaker.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 30, 2013 04:41 PM (g4TxM)

77 ABC store closed? Posted by: toby928Â© at December 30, 2013 08:40 PM (QupBk) Still have 20 minutes!

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 30, 2013 04:41 PM (0FSuD)

78 @75 Your late see @47. That is some nasty shit.

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 30, 2013 04:42 PM (0FSuD)

79 75 But does she rival this butt? http://tinyurl.com/nvt2hgu Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 30, 2013 08:40 PM (MaP11) That...is extremely nasty.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 30, 2013 04:43 PM (UAMVq)

80 Motion to ban Guy Mohawk?

Posted by: EC at December 30, 2013 04:44 PM (doBIb)

81 I am thinking, I don't want that ho on top.

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 30, 2013 04:44 PM (0FSuD)

82 81 I am thinking, I don't want that ho ~~on top~~. Posted by: Nip Sip at December 30, 2013 08:44 PM (0FSuD) Fixed.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 30, 2013 04:45 PM (UAMVq)

83 How many times have I said In Politics, You Snooze, You Lose. Do you know why the Left can re-lie about Benghazi? Because the Republicans dropped the ball and went home. They left the door wide open for the Left. Ever notice that Every Single one of Issa's investigation go absolutely nowhere? Yeah, I noticed too. It's All Bullshit.

Posted by: soothsayer at December 30, 2013 04:45 PM (09CLD)

84 Seconded.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 30, 2013 04:45 PM (JpFMR)

85 @67 Nip Sip Er, what? I have no problems wrangling the ice maker. Toaster ovens OTOH... I always keep a fire extinguisher handy.

Posted by: Beagle at December 30, 2013 04:45 PM (sOtz/)

86 The sad thing about a person that fat? They can not clean all the skin under the fat flaps and they start to stink like hell. My massage guy said they stopped taking obese customers because they could not clean themselves.

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 30, 2013 04:47 PM (0FSuD)

87 Nice elbows....

Posted by: fu52 at December 30, 2013 04:48 PM (NYXC6)

88 And nice job scaring away all the AoS wimmin in this thread. Are you happy with your sausage fest, dummies?

Posted by: soothsayer at December 30, 2013 04:48 PM (09CLD)

89 But does she rival this butt?

http://tinyurl.com/nvt2hgu

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 30, 2013 08:40 PM (MaP11)

You, sir, need to be drawn and quartered. And not in a good way. Gaahhhhh

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 30, 2013 04:49 PM (o9Rp5)

90 My massage guy said they... You're doing it wrong.

Posted by: EC at December 30, 2013 04:50 PM (doBIb)

91 You know what's scary sad is that that young girl probably looks at this photo and picks herself apart.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 30, 2013 04:50 PM (DmNpO)

92 This girl with the cute butt. She doesn't make much money at all, she's a student working at a Mom and Pop coffee shop. Her bronze plan will only cost her about $90 a month after the subsidy, but her deductible will be $6,000. She needs surgery, she won't have it. She'll get the surgery. The deductible? Fuggedaboudit.

Posted by: Meremortal, smooths the tinfoil.... at December 30, 2013 04:50 PM (jTKU5)

93 AFFFFFLLAAAACCC! I'd supplement her insurance ...

Posted by: Joe at December 30, 2013 04:50 PM (69fz+)

94 Time to let the last of the eggnog settle before I head on to other beverages. Plan your work, and work your plan.

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 30, 2013 04:52 PM (0FSuD)

95 And nice job scaring away all the AoS wimmin in this thread.

Are you happy with your sausage fest, dummies?

Posted by: soothsayer at December 30, 2013 08:48 PM (09CLD)

It was halftime. They're all busy making sammiches.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 30, 2013 04:52 PM (o9Rp5)

96 It was halftime. They're all busy making sammiches. *** You jackass.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 30, 2013 04:53 PM (DmNpO)

97 Has any moronette ever made a sammich that didn't have a razor blade in it?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 30, 2013 04:53 PM (oFCZn)

98 @91 The lookist patriarchy is actually girls themselves. Or gay guys like Lagerfeld. Straight guys like curves, not chicks who look like teenage boys.

Posted by: Beagle at December 30, 2013 04:53 PM (sOtz/)

99 It was halftime. They're all busy making sammiches. Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 30, 2013 08:52 PM (o9Rp5) That's going to be a winner when they come back. Have I talked to you about the "barrel"?

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 30, 2013 04:53 PM (0FSuD)

100 What's a Valero?

Posted by: grammie winger at December 30, 2013 04:53 PM (P6QsQ)

101 You jackass. Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 30, 2013 08:53 PM (DmNpO) I'm not familiar with that particular sandwich.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 30, 2013 04:54 PM (JpFMR)

102 It was halftime. They're all busy making sammiches.

what do you say, ladies? been a long time since we sliced a bitch, this may be our last chance in '13. ready when you are!

Posted by: Peaches at December 30, 2013 04:54 PM (8lmkt)

103 100 What's a Valero? Gas station chain.

Posted by: EC at December 30, 2013 04:54 PM (doBIb)

104 Oh. Thanks EC. Never heard of it.

Posted by: grammie winger at December 30, 2013 04:55 PM (P6QsQ)

105 @100 Gas stations.

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 30, 2013 04:55 PM (0FSuD)

106 Phil Robertson adopting an AA child is equivalent to raping a Haitian with a plunger. - Michael Eric Dyson MSNBC Intellectual Powerhouse

Posted by: RWC at December 30, 2013 04:55 PM (Q6HBD)

107 University of California at Eugene up by 16 over University of Texas at Austin.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at December 30, 2013 04:56 PM (WdbF7)

108 I'll go one better, Peaches. The Pats are pure evil and Belecheck is the devil.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 30, 2013 04:56 PM (o9Rp5)

109 106 Phil Robertson adopting an AA child is equivalent to raping a Haitian with a plunger. Wait, Alcohol Anonymous takes kids now?

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 30, 2013 04:57 PM (0FSuD)

110 Maybe if we ask nicely we can get a new thread. This one is going nowhere in a hurry.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 30, 2013 04:57 PM (g4TxM)

111 Valero is the retail end of what used to be Exxon at least on the West Coast. As for the picture...y'know, every time I see something like that, I think "oh my God, that could be all these nasty blog commenters drooling over MY daughter in another ten years" Then I think "and she might even think that's a GOOD thing", at which point I pour another slug of Bulleit and cry a little.

Posted by: JEM at December 30, 2013 04:58 PM (o+SC1)

112 110 Maybe if we ask nicely we can get a new thread. This one is going nowhere in a hurry. No, it taken a long time to get to nowhere. I am off to watch some ball, BBL.

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 30, 2013 04:58 PM (0FSuD)

113 "Later tonight (way later tonight, 10:15 EST"

You mean the perfect time of 7:15 pacific.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at December 30, 2013 04:59 PM (WdbF7)

114 106 Phil Robertson adopting an AA child is equivalent to raping a Haitian with a plunger. - Michael Eric Dyson MSNBC Intellectual Powerhouse Posted by: RWC at December 30, 2013 08:55 PM (Q6HBD) Dyson is a sick, evil, racist fuck.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 30, 2013 04:59 PM (UAMVq)

115 I'll go one better, Peaches. The Pats are pure evil and Belecheck is the devil.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 30, 2013 08:56 PM (o9Rp5)

so, uh, you're a Steeler fan or what? suckah!

Posted by: Peaches at December 30, 2013 05:00 PM (8lmkt)

116 That picture is proof that God loves me

Posted by: DAve at December 30, 2013 05:01 PM (b7yum)

117 What's worse than moose knuckle ?

Posted by: armadillo at December 30, 2013 05:01 PM (qQk+U)

118 Can you imagine if this was a Republican New Hampshire state Rep. David Campbell (D) said in an interview published Sunday that he was the driver of a BMW that ran over a group of ducks that Â”didnÂ’t moveÂ” out of his way outside a hotel last week in Nashua, N.H. PETA..... OHHHHH PETA

Posted by: RWC at December 30, 2013 05:02 PM (Q6HBD)

119 Outbook Bowl baby! Go B1G!

Posted by: Mister Christopher at December 30, 2013 05:02 PM (THrxC)

120 So, do you 'ettes ever feel slighted that there are no male cheerleaders pics? Asking for a friend....

Posted by: Meremortal, smooths the tinfoil..... at December 30, 2013 05:02 PM (jTKU5)

121 Nah, I've been a Cowboys fan since the early 70s. Yes, I'm a masochist that way. I don't really hate the Pats. Mostly jealousy I suppose.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 30, 2013 05:02 PM (o9Rp5)

122 Damn, just a half inch higher on that skirt and you'd see that sweet spot where leg and ass meet

Posted by: kbdabear at December 30, 2013 05:03 PM (aTXUx)

123 Speaking of Phil Robertson, video is now circulating of him telling men that they need to marry girls when they are 15 or 16 because if they wait until they are 20 they will only be after their money. http://eonli.ne/1k1WVMj

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 30, 2013 05:03 PM (DmNpO)

124 All of a sudden, this 5 Series BMW comes up, itÂ’s going about 15 miles an hour, and then when he gets to the ducks, itÂ’s not like it even slowed down,Â” Murphy said. Â“It just crushed all of the ducks.

Posted by: RWC at December 30, 2013 05:03 PM (Q6HBD)

125 So, Peaches- it's shaping up nicely for another Peyton-Brady matchup in the AFC championship. That ought to be fun.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 30, 2013 05:03 PM (g4TxM)

126 >> THE ELBOWS ARE FUNNY, BECAUSE OF THE ASS. That runnin Rothlisberger joke just kills every time.

Posted by: Dave in Texas at December 30, 2013 05:03 PM (l7DqC)

127 119 Not me. Too old for that crap.

Posted by: grammie winger at December 30, 2013 05:03 PM (P6QsQ)

128 121 I can see that with my eyes closed

Posted by: DAve at December 30, 2013 05:04 PM (b7yum)

129 121 Damn, just a half inch higher on that skirt and you'd see that sweet spot where leg and ass meet If you look very carefully, you can see a hint of it.

Posted by: EC at December 30, 2013 05:04 PM (doBIb)

130 If I hold my phone at an angle I can just peek up there.

Posted by: freaked at December 30, 2013 05:05 PM (Yc4/E)

131 122 Speaking of Phil Robertson, video is now circulating of him telling men that they need to marry girls when they are 15 or 16 because if they wait until they are 20 they will only be after their money. http://eonli.ne/1k1WVMj Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 30, 2013 09:03 PM (DmNpO) He's used that line lot's of times. I believe it's in the Robertson's "I Am Second" video as well.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 30, 2013 05:05 PM (JpFMR)

132 Where is the rest of this girl?

Posted by: EC at December 30, 2013 05:05 PM (doBIb)

133 For the love of Pete it's not like you've never seen a butt before

Posted by: grammie winger at December 30, 2013 05:06 PM (P6QsQ)

134 "they need to marry girls when they are 15 or 16 because if they wait until they are 20 they will only be after their money." Wow, he IS behind the times isn't he?

Posted by: Meremortal, smooths the tinfoil..... at December 30, 2013 05:06 PM (jTKU5)

135 Where is the rest of this girl? There's more?!?

Posted by: toby928© at December 30, 2013 05:07 PM (QupBk)

136 So, do you 'ettes ever feel slighted that there are no male cheerleaders pics? *** I like this one. http://bit.ly/1dQ0tKf

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 30, 2013 05:07 PM (DmNpO)

137 Grammie - But it never seems to get old.

Posted by: freaked at December 30, 2013 05:07 PM (Yc4/E)

138 Wow, not the best end to the Mack Brown era. Ducks starting to wear down the horns. This one could get ugly.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 30, 2013 05:07 PM (o9Rp5)

139 134 Where is the rest of this girl? There's more?!? Posted by: toby928Â© at December 30, 2013 09:07 PM (QupBk) Damn well better believe it!

Posted by: EC at December 30, 2013 05:07 PM (doBIb)

140 It's in his book too. It's a tongue in cheek reference to his own marriage. I believe Miss Kaye was 15 or 16.

Posted by: grammie winger at December 30, 2013 05:07 PM (P6QsQ)

141 @122 - remind me to have that talk with my daughter BEFORE she turns 16.

Posted by: JEM at December 30, 2013 05:08 PM (o+SC1)

142 I think he was 16 or 17.

Posted by: grammie winger at December 30, 2013 05:08 PM (P6QsQ)

143 139 It's in his book too. It's a tongue in cheek reference to his own marriage. I believe Miss Kaye was 15 or 16. Posted by: grammie winger at December 30, 2013 09:07 PM (P6QsQ) Bingo.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 30, 2013 05:09 PM (JpFMR)

144 Mariota is going to blow out his knee if he is not careful.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at December 30, 2013 05:09 PM (WdbF7)

145 @ 111. Bulleit Whiskey. Never heard of it. Not Charles Gibson.

Posted by: olddog in mo at December 30, 2013 05:09 PM (teFlO)

146 144 @ 111. Bulleit Whiskey. Never heard of it. Not Charles Gibson. Posted by: olddog in mo at December 30, 2013 09:09 PM (teFlO) Really? It's good stuff. They make a great rye.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 30, 2013 05:11 PM (UAMVq)

147 15 or 16 - burn the Christian! 7 - must not insult Islam

Posted by: RWC at December 30, 2013 05:11 PM (Q6HBD)

148 "they need to marry girls when they are 15 or 16 because if they wait until they are 20 they will only be after their money."

Word.

Posted by: Jerry Lee at December 30, 2013 05:11 PM (rn0EN)

149 So in South Carolina a woman gets mad at a guy for not returning home with the beer. Its Christmas Eve and the stores are closed. So she attacks and stabs him with a ceramic ...

http://tinyurl.com/mf3q8ph

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 30, 2013 05:12 PM (f1IeF)

150 "they need to marry girls when they are 15 or 16 because if they wait until they are 20 they will only be after their money."

He's completely joking, but in all seriousness teenage girls are awful.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at December 30, 2013 05:13 PM (WdbF7)

151 My butt is more bubble, can I be a cheerleader? Does the job include medical insurance.

Posted by: Pj boy pouting at December 30, 2013 05:14 PM (hpgw1)

152 That is an ass!!.....and I detect a hint 'o elbow! Oregon does possess some assets!

Posted by: The Man from Athens at December 30, 2013 05:14 PM (RXQ2T)

153 It's in his book too. It's a tongue in cheek reference to his own marriage. I believe Miss Kaye was 15 or 16.

Posted by: grammie winger###

Yes he is a storyteller relating memories from his youth and lessons learned /experiences. People picking snippets and ignoring the point to the overall story want/need to feel offended.

Posted by: The Hickster at December 30, 2013 05:15 PM (TI3xG)

154 149 He's completely joking, but in all seriousness teenage girls are awful. Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at December 30, 2013 09:13 PM (WdbF7) Unfortunately too many of them remain teenagers mentally and emotionally in spite of getting older.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 30, 2013 05:15 PM (UAMVq)

155 and stabs him with a ceramic ... Garden gnome?

Posted by: freaked at December 30, 2013 05:15 PM (Yc4/E)

156 "So she attacks and stabs him with a ceramic ... Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD)" Huh. I think unicorns work better for that.

Posted by: Hobbitopoly at December 30, 2013 05:15 PM (jQUem)

157 and stabs him with a ceramic ... Lawn jockey?

Posted by: freaked at December 30, 2013 05:16 PM (Yc4/E)

158 Unfortunately too many of them remain teenagers mentally and emotionally in spite of getting older.

Unlike *men* . . . most of whom remain 12 forever and never actually hit the teenage years at all.

Posted by: Peaches at December 30, 2013 05:16 PM (8lmkt)

159 Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 30, 2013 09:12 PM (f1IeF) The HQ has poisoned me. I really didn't think it would be that innocent of an object.

Posted by: RWC at December 30, 2013 05:16 PM (Q6HBD)

160 Marc Lamont Hill (MSNBC jackass) is getting roasted on twitter. He referred to the Romney family photo, which includes an adopted black son, as "trotting out the black kid."

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 30, 2013 05:17 PM (JpFMR)

161 and stabs him with a ceramic ...

hobo!

(nah, I think it was a squirrel . . . srsly, who decorates like that? eeewwwww)

Posted by: Peaches at December 30, 2013 05:17 PM (8lmkt)

162 The upper porton of her right thigh makes my loins....... do things. And yes teenage girls are awful.

Posted by: eleven at December 30, 2013 05:18 PM (fsLdt)

163 Yeah a unicorn is more pointy. But I have to wonder what the ceramic squirrel looks like now....

Obviously her screaming "Squirrel!!!" did not impress the police.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 30, 2013 05:18 PM (f1IeF)

164 WHAT, CHIEF? DID YOU SAY, "NICE ASS"?

Posted by: NSA official using the Cone of Silence at December 30, 2013 05:18 PM (8AHeV)

165 53 Sure nice elbows and all but how much wood do you think she can carry? Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at December 30, 2013 08:28 PM (6ahup) ###### I have a feeling she knows her way around wood just fine.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at December 30, 2013 05:20 PM (RXQ2T)

166 Yea I remember Ceramic Squirrel from Saturday morning cartoons. And his sidekick Moronic Mole.

Posted by: freaked at December 30, 2013 05:20 PM (Yc4/E)

167 nlike *men* . . . most of whom remain 12 forever and never actually hit the teenage years at all. Posted by: Peaches Somebody said the other day that 60 is the new 40, and 30 is the new 12.

Posted by: Meremortal, smooths the tinfoil.. at December 30, 2013 05:22 PM (jTKU5)

168 "trotting out the black kid" Because excluding him from the family photo would have been applauded by the progtards. Yeah, that's the ticket.

Posted by: Beagle at December 30, 2013 05:22 PM (sOtz/)

169 Marc Lamont Hill (MSNBC jackass) is getting roasted on twitter. He referred to the Romney family photo, which includes an adopted black son, as "trotting out the black kid." *** I am not a fan of his but in this case I think he was trying to bring a rational voice to the debate. Unfortunately, he's trying to rationalize the irrational and he's majorly effing it up.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 30, 2013 05:23 PM (DmNpO)

170 So she attacks and stabs him with a ceramic (squirrel) ... Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 30, 2013 09:12 PM I think Vic mentioned this and said we need to have a national conversation regarding this.

Posted by: olddog in mo at December 30, 2013 05:23 PM (teFlO)

171 169 So she attacks and stabs him with a ceramic (squirrel) ... Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 30, 2013 09:12 PM I think Vic mentioned this and said we need to have a national conversation regarding this. Posted by: olddog in mo at December 30, 2013 09:23 PM (teFlO) Today I announce my plan to spend $40 million on a campaign to ban ceramic squirrels!

Posted by: Mayor Bloomberg at December 30, 2013 05:25 PM (UAMVq)

172 I am not a fan of his but in this case I think he was trying to bring a rational voice to the debate. Unfortunately, he's trying to rationalize the irrational and he's majorly effing it up. Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 30, 2013 09:23 PM (DmNpO) UmmmÂ….his "explanation" is that while he's not questioning Romney's motives, it's perfectly ok to poke fun of him and question his motives because he's a public figure.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 30, 2013 05:25 PM (JpFMR)

173 Its true crime stories like this assault by ceramic squirrel that make writing fiction so hard...

Three day waiting period to purchase Assault Ceramic Squirrels?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 30, 2013 05:25 PM (f1IeF)

174 70 55>> I bet she's never had to gut a fish. I bet she can swallow a Trouser trout whole. Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 30, 2013 08:38 PM (60Vyp) ####### You say that like it's a bad thing.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at December 30, 2013 05:25 PM (RXQ2T)

175 Somebody said the other day that 60 is the new 40, and 30 is the new 12. I wouldn't know about that. I was born old.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 30, 2013 05:25 PM (UAMVq)

176 The people who keep saying "this age is the new younger age" are all the same trapped in adolescence boomers who refuse to grow up, so really 65 is the new 15 ... I saw Cerarmic Squirrel open for Icehouse in '84 at The Fox ...

Posted by: Joe at December 30, 2013 05:26 PM (69fz+)

177 Three day waiting period to purchase Assault Ceramic Squirrels?

This is why I have a cast resin Dragon.

Posted by: JeanQ at December 30, 2013 05:27 PM (82lr7)

178 I saw Cerarmic Squirrel open for Icehouse in '84 at The Fox ... Posted by: Joe ----------- Presumably, Atlanta

Posted by: Mike Hammer at December 30, 2013 05:28 PM (aDwsi)

179 He referred to the Romney family photo, which includes an adopted black son, as "trotting out the black kid." I thought is was awful how he used that black kid to boost his presidential campaign. ...right?

Posted by: Meremortal, smooths the tinfoil.. at December 30, 2013 05:29 PM (jTKU5)

180 Do they make ceramic gerbils? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Geraldo at December 30, 2013 05:30 PM (Yc4/E)

181 Hey, I'm 64 and playing in a rock band. I rate an age of 24, maybe 25.

Posted by: Meremortal, smooths the tinfoil. at December 30, 2013 05:30 PM (jTKU5)

182 178 He referred to the Romney family photo, which includes an adopted black son, as "trotting out the black kid." I thought is was awful how he used that black kid to boost his presidential campaign. ...right? Posted by: Meremortal, smooths the tinfoil.. at December 30, 2013 09:29 PM (jTKU5) I can't stand people who adopt black kids for the publicity.

Posted by: Angelina Jolie at December 30, 2013 05:30 PM (UAMVq)

183 BTW, Nick Searcy has an adopted black son too. See Twitchy.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at December 30, 2013 05:31 PM (8AHeV)

184 179 Do they make ceramic gerbils? Asking for a friend. Posted by: Geraldo at December 30, 2013 09:30 PM (Yc4/E) Why yes, as a matter of fact.

Posted by: Richard Gere at December 30, 2013 05:31 PM (UAMVq)

185 Who really needs a ceramic squirrel? Except for hunting, which I totally love. See this one photo.

Posted by: Every Democrat Politician at December 30, 2013 05:31 PM (sOtz/)

186 Neid, I saw your pic link but I was too leery. I've heard too much wailing around here from people who click on such things.

Posted by: Meremortal, smooths the tinfoil. at December 30, 2013 05:32 PM (jTKU5)

187 Unlike *men* . . . most of whom remain 12 forever and never actually hit the teenage years at all

Did you read Hendra's "The Book of Bad Virtues"? This was the counter / parody to Bennett's famous "Book of Virtues". Hendra stated that conservatives were six year old boys. They wanted a world where everything made sense and stayed in its own place.

Hendra said that liberals ("this is not to let liberals off the hook") were sixteen year old girls by contrast ("and if there is anything more insufferable than a six year old boy, it is a sixteen year old girl").

Personally I'm inclined to agree with all of this.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at December 30, 2013 05:32 PM (Xfl0F)

188 Rick - your place or mine?

Posted by: Geraldo at December 30, 2013 05:32 PM (Yc4/E)

189 UmmmÂ….his "explanation" is that while he's not questioning Romney's motives, it's perfectly ok to poke fun of him and question his motives because he's a public figure. *** Yes. Utterly fucking up any goodwill he was trying to generate.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 30, 2013 05:33 PM (DmNpO)

190 https://www.msu.edu/~jdowell/pdf/BadVirt.pdf

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at December 30, 2013 05:33 PM (Xfl0F)

191 187 Rick - your place or mine? Posted by: Geraldo at December 30, 2013 09:32 PM (Yc4/E) Mine. Bring lube and some PVC pipe.

Posted by: Richard Gere at December 30, 2013 05:34 PM (UAMVq)

192 Yes -- hide the black kid. That's the ticket.

Posted by: eleven at December 30, 2013 05:34 PM (fsLdt)

193 Black people are not political props, dammit!

Posted by: aka Bill DeBlasio at December 30, 2013 05:34 PM (sOtz/)

194 Although she tried to stay out of the spotlight, Aline will forever be remembered for bravely defending her husband Â– not in the political arena, but at home. One night in November 1995, an intruder got into 24 Sussex Drive. Aline heard someone moving around, and encountered a man holding a knife. She quickly grabbed a statue, then rushed back into the bedroom, locked the door, and called police. The story of the prime minister's wife brandishing an Inuit carving at a potentially dangerous man made for great copy.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at December 30, 2013 05:35 PM (8AHeV)

195 Well, Oregon is kicking Mack Browns worthless ass. Not much of a game.

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 30, 2013 05:35 PM (0FSuD)

196 Black people are friends, not food!

Posted by: Sharks at December 30, 2013 05:35 PM (UAMVq)

197 She seems nice.

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at December 30, 2013 05:36 PM (dvRYt)

198 I would have paid to have been sitting in on that MSNBC panel. "One of these is not like the others"....? I would have had a lot of fun asking about that. Oh, which one are you referring to? You have a problem with the one that looks different? You have a problem with inter-racial adoption? Just what the fuck is your problem?

Posted by: Meremortal, smooths the tinfoil. at December 30, 2013 05:36 PM (jTKU5)

199 KC woulda won and Ben Roethlisberger (who's with us ... Meh, says the fan of the team that's been on the receiving end of good fortune for decades (ie. immaculate reception)

Posted by: Lock yer daughters up, Big Ben's got free time at December 30, 2013 05:37 PM (K6CHr)

200 I guess I should not be surprised. Bad Pizza, Beer, Eggnog and now wine. How do you spell heartburn?

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 30, 2013 05:37 PM (0FSuD)

201 197 I would have paid to have been sitting in on that MSNBC panel. "One of these is not like the others"....? I would have had a lot of fun asking about that. Oh, which one are you referring to? You have a problem with the one that looks different? You have a problem with inter-racial adoption? Just what the fuck is your problem? Posted by: Meremortal, smooths the tinfoil. at December 30, 2013 09:36 PM (jTKU5) Their problem is the child wasn't aborted.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 30, 2013 05:37 PM (UAMVq)

202 MSNBC - when it comes to children of Republican political figures its all Trig-u-lation.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 30, 2013 05:38 PM (f1IeF)

203 Mack Brown still believes he can salvage this game.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at December 30, 2013 05:39 PM (WdbF7)

204 If you're bored some time, I recommend reading an AoS thread (with at least 250 comments) from the end to the beginning. You're an even wackier lot backwards than you can imagine.

Posted by: soothsayer at December 30, 2013 05:40 PM (09CLD)

205 Their problem is the child wasn't aborted. Posted by: Insomniac Oh, they would have extended that sentiment to the entire crew.

Posted by: Meremortal, smooth the tinfoil. at December 30, 2013 05:40 PM (jTKU5)

206 I would have paid to have been sitting in on that MSNBC panel.

No conservative should ever go on MSNBC without a ceramic squirrel in reserve, just in case.

Posted by: Peaches at December 30, 2013 05:41 PM (8lmkt)

207 You're an even wackier lot backwards than you can imagine. Posted by: soothsayer Done that. It's a constant discovery process. It will make you stronger if you survive it.

Posted by: Meremortal, smooth the tinfoil at December 30, 2013 05:42 PM (jTKU5)

208 204 Their problem is the child wasn't aborted. Posted by: Insomniac Oh, they would have extended that sentiment to the entire crew. Posted by: Meremortal, smooth the tinfoil. at December 30, 2013 09:40 PM (jTKU5) True, but I suspect they'd especially want that black baby killed off rather than adopted by white parents, Romney or no.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 30, 2013 05:42 PM (UAMVq)

209 I'd say nice ass on that cheerleader but since she is younger than my daughters, that would be gross so I will only think it?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 30, 2013 05:44 PM (t3UFN)

210

the receiving end of good fortune for decades (ie. immaculate reception)

I will play a song, just for you.

Posted by: a sad violin at December 30, 2013 05:44 PM (15w2J)

211 No conservative should ever go on MSNBC without a ceramic squirrel in reserve, just in case. Posted by: Peaches Hell, I'd just wave my Concealed Carry Permit and watch them all faint dead away.

Posted by: Meremortal, smooth the tinfoil at December 30, 2013 05:45 PM (jTKU5)

212 Obama Admin Calls Jihadists Who Attacked Russia Â“Folks Who Want To Cause MischiefÂ”Â… Then again, this is the same administration that calls terror attacks Â“man-caused disasters.Â” Weasel Zippers: When you can call a spade a spade, well you know

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 30, 2013 05:45 PM (t3UFN)

213 Hell, I'd just wave my Concealed Carry Permit and watch them all faint dead away. There would be much clutching of pearls and taking to the fainting couches. And that's just the "men."

Posted by: Insomniac at December 30, 2013 05:46 PM (UAMVq)

214 Uh, yeah... about that "goodwill" on the pat of Marc Lamont Hill.. fuck him. Here he was trying to defend someone else when he himself was running his own mouth. http://t.co/aA1rZRPgve

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 30, 2013 05:46 PM (DmNpO)

215 I prefer my squirrels in Semtex.

Posted by: Carl Spackler at December 30, 2013 05:47 PM (TI3xG)

216

When you can call a spade a spade, well you know

RAAAACCCCIIIISSSTTTTT!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Grievance Industry at December 30, 2013 05:47 PM (15w2J)

217 Obama Admin Calls Jihadists Who Attacked Russia Â“Folks Who Want To Cause MischiefÂ”Â… I used to do that with toilet paper and trees, some assembly required. I think I'll write a book: "I Was A Teenage Terrorist".

Posted by: Meremortal, smooth the tinfoil at December 30, 2013 05:47 PM (jTKU5)

218 Michelle finds time to Tweet Robin Roberts to congratulate her on coming out. Guess with Gaylord golfing she has to do something. Caring for her kids? Not on the list apparently.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 30, 2013 05:47 PM (f1IeF)

219 @208 They are all someone's daughter. Don't sweat it.

Posted by: Roman Polanski at December 30, 2013 05:47 PM (sOtz/)

220 When you can call a spade a spade, well you know RAAAAACIST!!!!!!

Posted by: Insomniac at December 30, 2013 05:47 PM (UAMVq)

221 that's funny 'cuz the obama admin calls lawmakers who want to balance the budget 'arsonists'

Posted by: soothsayer at December 30, 2013 05:48 PM (09CLD)

222 How do you spell heartburn?

R-O-M-O-I-N-T-H-E-4th-Qtr.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 30, 2013 05:48 PM (o9Rp5)

223 Now I want to watch Caddyshack. Bill Murray as the grounds keeper.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 30, 2013 05:48 PM (f1IeF)

224 I am bored, just got out my S&W 357 to fuck with it. Emptied shells first. I've never fired it. 66-2 heavy as shit. Living in the country would be fun. You could just go out your back door and pop off a few rounds. I need to buy a farm.

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 30, 2013 05:48 PM (0FSuD)

225 @217 Did ANYONE not know Robin was gay ten years ago purely on the haircut code? Seriously, I assumed she had been out for years.

Posted by: Beagle at December 30, 2013 05:49 PM (sOtz/)

226 OT, and Awesome: Short film called Croft that's a tip of the hat to Tomb Raider.

http://tinyurl.com/kgs8qe4

Posted by: Sharkman at December 30, 2013 05:49 PM (TM1p8)

227

Bummer Texas. The next game should be a whole lotta points. Texas Tech/Arizona St.

Posted by: puddleglum at December 30, 2013 05:50 PM (15w2J)

228 211 Mischief? And some will insist that these are the people that are totes fighting terrorism via the NSA.

Posted by: grammie winger at December 30, 2013 05:50 PM (P6QsQ)

229 224 @217 Did ANYONE not know Robin was gay ten years ago purely on the haircut code? Seriously, I assumed she had been out for years. Posted by: Beagle at December 30, 2013 09:49 PM (sOtz/) Does anyone even remotely give a shit?

Posted by: Insomniac at December 30, 2013 05:50 PM (UAMVq)

230 224 Ditto. I think it's the season to be "gay" and jolly too!

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 30, 2013 05:50 PM (0FSuD)

231 *dons tin-foil hat*

All these bombings in Russia, prepping the battlefield. When Sochi rolls around, strangely some Chechen terrorists - perhaps the Black Widows -will slip through and blow up the who US gay delegation.

*takes tin-foil hat off*

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 30, 2013 05:51 PM (f1IeF)

232 Now I want to watch Caddyshack. Bill Murray as the grounds keeper. Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 30, 2013 09:48 PM (f1IeF) Channel?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 30, 2013 05:51 PM (t3UFN)

233 I always assumed Robin was an ex WNBA player, ergo, a homosexual.

Posted by: soothsayer at December 30, 2013 05:51 PM (09CLD)

234 The most fascinating thing about Robin Roberts coming out as a lesbian is the general indifference of the public. Nobody cares little snowflakes! STFU already.

Posted by: puddleglum at December 30, 2013 05:52 PM (15w2J)

235 Nevergiveup - DVD.

Semtex squirrel reminded me of the movie.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 30, 2013 05:52 PM (f1IeF)

236 Kramer - the real Kramer- is suing one of the Seinfeld writers. It's as if the show never ended

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 30, 2013 05:52 PM (t3UFN)

237 In fact, I always referred to Roberts as 'that bkack guy on Good Morning America.'

Posted by: soothsayer at December 30, 2013 05:52 PM (09CLD)

238 @228 Nope. Could not possibly care less until she roofies my wife.

Posted by: Beagle at December 30, 2013 05:52 PM (sOtz/)

239 Since I never watch shit that early, I always assumed she was a local weather witch or something. Put me down for someone that does not give a shit.

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 30, 2013 05:53 PM (0FSuD)

240 >> I'd say nice ass on that cheerleader but since she is younger than my daughters, that would be gross so I will only think it? Bane of my life brother. Adult daughters, pickin out cheerleader pics who are younger than them. See why I try to be nice?

Posted by: Dave in Texas at December 30, 2013 05:54 PM (l7DqC)

241 Does anyone even remotely give a shit? *** Not me and not anyone I know and, really, isn't that what they friggin wanted? Didn't they want it to be no-big-deal and to be accepted into the community as heterosexuals are? Well.... fuck no that's not what they want! They want it to be a BFD! Thy want the fucking parades and rainbows and they don't want us to just accept them, they want us to fucking celebrate it. I'm really getting tired of this shit.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 30, 2013 05:54 PM (DmNpO)

242 Kramer - the real Kramer Is it real Cosmo? Or Bizarro Cosmo?

Posted by: toby928© at December 30, 2013 05:54 PM (QupBk)

243 Exactly no one cares one bit about Robin. But I wonder if she decided to go public to ensure she is completely unfireable. AA female lesbian....

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 30, 2013 05:54 PM (f1IeF)

244 I know exactly why she 'came out.' She was suffering from Post Partum depression. All that attention she was receiving from her bout with cancer ended, so she got depressed and lonely.

Posted by: soothsayer at December 30, 2013 05:55 PM (09CLD)

245 Exactly no one cares one bit about Robin. But I wonder if she decided to go public to ensure she is completely unfireable. AA female lesbian.... *** Perhaps she's bucking to be a correspondent in Sochi.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 30, 2013 05:56 PM (DmNpO)

246 .223...amen...All I can shoot by me is a pellet rifle...sure would be nice to have 80 or 100 acres somewhere.

Posted by: dumbartist at December 30, 2013 05:56 PM (ahBY0)

247 Caring for her kids? Not on the list apparently. Posted by: Anna Puma --------------- Kids still miffed because they got no Christmas presents.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at December 30, 2013 05:57 PM (aDwsi)

248

242: That didn't work for that now former NBA Player whose name I forget (he played for the Washington Wizards).

Posted by: puddleglum at December 30, 2013 05:57 PM (15w2J)

249 *announcer's voice*
"We have secretly replaced Robin Roberts with a ceramic squirrel. Lets see if anyone notices."

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 30, 2013 05:57 PM (f1IeF)

250 Well.... fuck no that's not what they want! They want it to be a BFD! Thy want the fucking parades and rainbows and they don't want us to just accept them, they want us to fucking celebrate it. I'm really getting tired of this shit. I'm with you on that.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 30, 2013 05:58 PM (UAMVq)

251 Totes knew Robin was a lesbo when she rejected my charm and stunning good looks.

Posted by: Keith "Paunch" Olbermann at December 30, 2013 05:58 PM (dvRYt)

252 ONT is up. Bring the Valurite.

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at December 30, 2013 05:58 PM (ioT3q)

253 NYC Media loop. She is looking to be new Best Friend of new First lady of NYC, a Black lesbo married to the mayor. Now she is "just like" her. Interviews to follow. I am not making this up, they think this way.

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 30, 2013 05:58 PM (0FSuD)

254 252: So Roberts, the new mayor of NY and his lesbian wife = Polymory. Yeahhhh!!!

Posted by: Polymory is a comin.... at December 30, 2013 06:00 PM (15w2J)

255 I have been gayed out for years now. Not from the constant sodomy either. I have a theory that gayness is not very important compared to other news.

Posted by: Beagle at December 30, 2013 06:00 PM (sOtz/)

256 Semtex squirrel reminded me of the movie.##
And this was the scene Isaw when the weaponized squirrel
was mentioned.

http://tinyurl.com/mft4d9o

Posted by: The Hickster at December 30, 2013 06:01 PM (TI3xG)

257 .223...amen...All I can shoot by me is a pellet rifle...sure would be nice to have 80 or 100 acres somewhere. And Nip Slip Got an outdoor shooting range 3 miles away. My $5 habitat stamp on my fishing license means I can use it anytime. Targets for archery, pistols and up to 300 yards for the long guns. The only problem is the occasional idiot who starts a fire shooting tracers.

Posted by: Meremortal, smooth the tinfoil at December 30, 2013 06:03 PM (jTKU5)

258 248 *announcer's voice* "We have secretly replaced Robin Roberts with a ceramic squirrel. Lets see if anyone notices." Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 30, 2013 09:57 PM (f1IeF) You know, you are on fire A LOT. And that's a good thing.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 30, 2013 06:03 PM (oFCZn)

259 There is a Fox in Boulder - and keep on rocking in the free world ... Boomers in the '60s: "Never trust anyone over 30" Boomers in the '70s: "Do your own thing, man ..." Boomers in the '80s: "Look at all my nice shiny brand-name things." Boomers in the '90s: "There was no decent music made after '79 and 40 is the new 30." Boomers in the '00s: "Real estate never goes down, I'm gonna borrow my equity and buy more toys, oh, and 50 is the new 30." Boomers in the '10s: "We need healthcare so I can get a new hip and knee, and 60 is the new 30." Boomers in the '20s: "Whadya mean Social Security is out of money - I got mine - and 70 is the new 30." Always gimme gimme gimme, without feeling any consequences - perpetual adolescence ...

Posted by: Joe at December 30, 2013 06:07 PM (69fz+)

260 Damn my best stuff ends up in dead threads - always late ...

Posted by: Joe at December 30, 2013 06:23 PM (69fz+)

261 It's BUTT, NOT DUCK COMMANDER!!!

Posted by: Big Swingin Al at December 30, 2013 08:49 PM (OZtuG)

262 I can't make up my mind which elbow to look at! ...so I ended up looking halfway between them, and a little lower. I mean, at her butt. Which is nice.

Posted by: Andrew S. at December 30, 2013 11:48 PM (FXZJg)

263

Posted by: Vic[/i] at December 31, 2013 01:51 AM (T2V/1)

264 That is truly inspirational

Posted by: Vadermitch at December 31, 2013 03:25 AM (9xwle)

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