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October 28, 2013

Combination MNF and World Series Game 5 Thread
— Dave in Texas

For the Middle Class.

Seattle Seahawks at St. Louis Rams. Coincidentally Boston is also in St. Louis, game underway.

Sure, they're covered up. But you know they're in there.

The elbows I mean.

Posted by: Dave in Texas at 04:52 PM | Comments (77)
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1 I am sorry, but Butter Face.

Posted by: dogfish at October 28, 2013 04:23 PM (nsOJa)

2 She's wearing elbow condoms. NTTIAWWT

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 28, 2013 04:23 PM (wNF3N)

3 and Boston up 1-0...

Posted by: uffda at October 28, 2013 04:25 PM (8SRll)

4 Comments disabled?

Posted by: uffda at October 28, 2013 04:26 PM (8SRll)

5 ... apparently so.

Posted by: uffda at October 28, 2013 04:26 PM (8SRll)

6 The Boots on These Girls!

Posted by: toby928© at October 28, 2013 04:54 PM (QupBk)

7 Elbow implants.

Posted by: wooga at October 28, 2013 04:54 PM (Pm2J4)

butter face?! reallyyy. must be a bunch of professional athletes, billionaire moguls and GQ models postin here tonight

Posted by: thunderb at October 28, 2013 04:55 PM (zOTsN)

9 Thank you Dave in Texas

Posted by: Mama winger on her iPad at October 28, 2013 04:55 PM (P6QsQ)

10 Frankly, at this point we're terrified.

Posted by: The birds living in Mike Napoli's beard at October 28, 2013 04:56 PM (Dwehj)

11 Nice thread, elbows & face

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian, now with 50% more sensitivity at October 28, 2013 04:57 PM (HVff2)

12 How come no baseball related elbows huh? Lots of hot player wives and just random chicks in the stands.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at October 28, 2013 04:59 PM (GEICT)

13 Bradford out but Seattle on the road. I gave the points.

Posted by: toby928© at October 28, 2013 04:59 PM (QupBk)

14 It smells like Red Man 24x7 in this damned nest.

Posted by: The birds living in Mike Napoli's beard at October 28, 2013 05:00 PM (Dwehj)

15 reallyyy? Posted by: thunderb

Yes reallyyy. I will leave her to your capable hands.

Posted by: dogfish at October 28, 2013 05:00 PM (nsOJa)

16 Nice obstructions.

Posted by: Little Boomer at October 28, 2013 05:00 PM (f3koQ)

why do professional athletes these days, especially in hockey and baseball, grow those Taliban beards? looks awful! is it to hide steroid acne?

and when professional football players get those elaborate weaves, it means they have to sit for some hairdresser for 4-8 hours. not manly. at all.

Posted by: thunderb at October 28, 2013 05:01 PM (zOTsN)

thanks dogfish but not my team

and Shane Victorino looks like he could go unnoticed in a Afghanastan

Posted by: thunderb at October 28, 2013 05:02 PM (zOTsN)

19 Thunderb, one reason is it sucks to shave and then play. The sweat stings and itches like a mother on a freshly shaved face.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at October 28, 2013 05:02 PM (GEICT)

20 17 NHL players only do it in the playoffs,I think the RedSox copied it.

Posted by: steevy at October 28, 2013 05:03 PM (zqvg6)

21 Come on ump

Posted by: Mama winger on her iPad at October 28, 2013 05:03 PM (P6QsQ)

22 Seahawks is racist. Change the name to Barristas, or something. Or the Frasier Cranes.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 28, 2013 05:03 PM (uf1pv)

23 And the post-game farting? Don't even get us started.

Posted by: The birds living in Mike Napoli's beard at October 28, 2013 05:04 PM (Dwehj)

24 **Tips hat.** Pardon me ma'am.

Posted by: dogfish at October 28, 2013 05:04 PM (nsOJa)

25 Not to get all biblical up in here, but I think somebody's cups overfloweth.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at October 28, 2013 05:05 PM (N/Sup)

GO SOX!!

Posted by: Freedomlost at October 28, 2013 05:05 PM (9I/67)

27 PETA should organize protests against every team with an animal for a mascot...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 28, 2013 05:06 PM (uf1pv)

28 Why do they even pitch to this guy?

Posted by: Mama winger on her iPad at October 28, 2013 05:06 PM (P6QsQ)

29 Ortiz is just dialed the fuck in.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at October 28, 2013 05:07 PM (GEICT)

30 I wonder who Peaches is rooting for.

Posted by: fluffy at October 28, 2013 05:08 PM (Ua6T/)

31 Why do they even pitch to this guy?

Posted by: Mama winger on her iPad at October 28, 2013 09:06 PM (P6QsQ)

They figure he's going to hit it right at someone one of these times.

Posted by: cm9000 at October 28, 2013 05:09 PM (3qZbZ)

32 >>>7 NHL players only do it in the playoffs,I think the RedSox copied it.<<<

Sox have been doing it most of the year.

Posted by: Groundskeeper Willie - Red Sox Barber at October 28, 2013 05:11 PM (/C6Mj)

33 Watching NHL. Penguins up on Carolina, 2-1. So Boston is currently in the lead?? GO RED SOX!! (WS rooting interest subject to change depending on whose winning at the moment). I'll skip MNF. John Gruden makes me want to stab things.

Posted by: puddleglum at October 28, 2013 05:11 PM (Ykebm)

34 Rams D is tough at times.

Posted by: Y-not at October 28, 2013 05:12 PM (5H6zj)

35 So the wife's grading of the cheerleader: Cute. "Nice hair, decently cute face, nice big fake boobs, good stomach, I like the outfit. If I had to pick her apart, I'd say her legs are too skinny for the rest of her body."

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at October 28, 2013 05:13 PM (GEICT)

36 Hah!

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at October 28, 2013 05:15 PM (dfYL9)

37 Tied!

Posted by: Mama winger on her iPad at October 28, 2013 05:15 PM (P6QsQ)

38 Hasta la vista, baby!

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at October 28, 2013 05:16 PM (dfYL9)

39 BC, you are exactly right.

Chicken legs. She will have a muffin top. The airbags are 3rd party installed. Hair? Medusa, would be proud. Finally, she keeps Mary Kay in business.

Posted by: dogfish at October 28, 2013 05:16 PM (nsOJa)

40 Almost 2 HRs in a row.

Posted by: Vendette at October 28, 2013 05:17 PM (MpP9p)

41 BC, you are exactly right. Posted by: dogfish at October 28, 2013 09:16 PM (nsOJa) Correction: Mrs. BC is exactly right.

Posted by: Vendette at October 28, 2013 05:17 PM (MpP9p)

42 Rooting for the Cardinals.

Posted by: Marge Schott at October 28, 2013 05:18 PM (5H6zj)

43 Nice photo gallery of the WS beards. http://darkroom.baltimoresun.com/2013/10/facial-hair-of-the-world-series/#1

Posted by: Marge Schott at October 28, 2013 05:18 PM (5H6zj)

44 Posted by: Vendette

To each, his/her own.

Posted by: dogfish at October 28, 2013 05:19 PM (nsOJa)

45 Beard link in my nic. (Facial-hair hating zombie owner hash off)

Posted by: Y-not at October 28, 2013 05:19 PM (5H6zj)

46 Hit him hard, but only 1 run. Go sox.

Posted by: Little Boomer at October 28, 2013 05:20 PM (f3koQ)

47 The beards are awesome. Wish I was still playing for the Red Sox.

Posted by: Johnny "Capt. Caveman" Damon at October 28, 2013 05:22 PM (/C6Mj)

48 The NHL all-season-long facial hair champion is Lanny McDonald, who is long-since retired. And I say this as an Edmonton Oilers fan.

Posted by: Vendette at October 28, 2013 05:24 PM (MpP9p)

49 IBD calls the JEF Â“our know nothing president.Â” I have to agree.

Posted by: CarolT at October 28, 2013 05:28 PM (z4WKX)

50 You gonna peetch to me? You betta not!

Posted by: Big Papi at October 28, 2013 05:43 PM (dfYL9)

51 Dear Erin Andrews, Burn that sweater. Sincerely,

Posted by: Vendette at October 28, 2013 05:43 PM (MpP9p)

Hey, as a Seahawk fan, I'd be all in for the Frasier Cranes!

When did the motto for professional baseball players become "You be careful out there among them English"? Not a sexy look, but they must not care.

However, I likey the Cardinal player with the longish black hair - Carpenter?

Back to watch the Seahawk game for obstructions. (I also think Ortiz has a verifiable 'Beast Mode')

Posted by: dwagyak at October 28, 2013 05:47 PM (Xg5nt)

53 Holy sh!t, he got Ortiz to fly out.

Posted by: Johnny at October 28, 2013 05:48 PM (/C6Mj)

54 Wicked pitch!

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at October 28, 2013 05:49 PM (dfYL9)

55 I'm sure many of the fans parked in the Edward Jones Dome for the football game are checking the baseball score on a regular basis.

Posted by: Vendette at October 28, 2013 05:57 PM (MpP9p)

56 There's a lot of forehead acreage there.

Posted by: garrett at October 28, 2013 06:01 PM (Iaf8m)

'I'm sure many of the fans parked in the Edward Jones Dome for the football game are checking the baseball score on a regular basis.'

From what I heard in the pregame football show, they are showing the live baseball game on the big screen in the dome whenever possible. And at one point, there was a big cheer from the crowd when there was no football action taking place - turned out to be the Cardinal HR.

Posted by: dwagyak at October 28, 2013 06:04 PM (Xg5nt)

58 Ground-rule double makes it 2-1.

Posted by: Vendette at October 28, 2013 06:08 PM (MpP9p)

59 Ugh. Too bad it went into the stands.

Still, up 2-1, better than nothin.

Posted by: non-essential connenter #27791629 at October 28, 2013 06:10 PM (/C6Mj)

60 I think baseball needs cheerleaders!

How about a brief session of eye-candy every half-inning, and do something special for the 7th inning stretch.

Wouldn't that keep things from getting too tense?

Posted by: uffda at October 28, 2013 06:11 PM (Ok6hE)

61 Yes!!!!!

Posted by: Puttanesca, the sauce at October 28, 2013 06:12 PM (1ThpN)

62 3-1. Potential 4th run called out at home plate.

Posted by: Vendette at October 28, 2013 06:12 PM (MpP9p)

63 Nice. Jacoby.

3-1.

Posted by: non-essential commenter #27791629 at October 28, 2013 06:12 PM (/C6Mj)

64 The elbows! They do nothing!

Posted by: Corona at October 28, 2013 06:12 PM (fh2Y7)

65 Not the cheerleader idea but ellsbury's hit. Just FYI

Posted by: Puttanesca, the sauce at October 28, 2013 06:13 PM (1ThpN)

66 What a great voice! Nice job.

Posted by: Puttanesca, the sauce at October 28, 2013 06:14 PM (1ThpN)

67 I got a tear in my eye when the woman solder sang God Bless America. It was beautiful.

Posted by: CarolT at October 28, 2013 06:15 PM (z4WKX)

68 Uncover em!

Posted by: ConcealedKerry or SubMitt at October 28, 2013 06:21 PM (uUXp6)

69 You crazy to peetch to me!

Posted by: Big Papi at October 28, 2013 06:30 PM (dfYL9)

70 Way to hustle Papi.

You da man. 3-4 tonight.

Posted by: non-essential commenter #27791629 at October 28, 2013 06:30 PM (/C6Mj)

71 Martinez has nasty stuff. C'mon Nava.

Posted by: Little Boomer at October 28, 2013 06:32 PM (f3koQ)

72 Cardinals need an Affordable Run Act. It's social justice, baby!

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at October 28, 2013 06:38 PM (dfYL9)

73 Gonna need to redistribute some of Ortiz's hits.

Posted by: non-essential commenter #27791629 at October 28, 2013 06:42 PM (/C6Mj)

74 I don't GAS how nice a catch that was, the player needs to have his ass beat for holding out the ball and grandstanding before he made it into the end zone.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 28, 2013 06:45 PM (DmNpO)

75 Well, guess the Sox just wanted to win the WS in Boston for a change.

Posted by: non-essential commenter #27791629 at October 28, 2013 07:00 PM (/C6Mj)

76 Butterface my butt! Boobehs, belly buttons and boots oh my. You know she could make good money walking on guy's backs with those boots; that would get the kinks and knots out. Heck she could put chiropractors out of business. Yeah, yeah I know there is some guy out there who is sick of her shit. Well it ain't me so why do I care about some bozo. Is baseball done yet? Never could understand why some bozo who hits a ball around three times out of ten - at best - is some great ball player.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at October 28, 2013 07:40 PM (RXQ2T)

77 22 Seahawks is racist. Change the name to Barristas, or something. Or the Frasier Cranes. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 28, 2013 09:03 PM (uf1pv) ######### So a "Niles" would be giving the ball to the other team so they could run it in for six. As the actor who played "Bulldog" is a flaming homo let's keep him outta the locker room.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at October 28, 2013 07:44 PM (RXQ2T)

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