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January 31, 2013

Concern-Trolling Roland Martin
— Ace

"Concern trolling" isn't quite right, as I actually am concerned and not just pretending.

Still, I used concern-troll tactics.

I thought it was kind of funny. So if you like, here's my concern trolling of Roland Martin.

Posted by: Ace at 11:48 AM | Comments (177)
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1 God I hate that fat bitch.

Posted by: Bobby Shandy at January 31, 2013 11:50 AM (QeXjy)

2 See? If we used their tactics we'd be ten times as effective.

Posted by: soothsayer at January 31, 2013 11:50 AM (+oin+)

3 OT Hagel hearing back live

Posted by: thunderb at January 31, 2013 11:50 AM (Dnbau)

4 wow ! He's still around. I haven't seen him since 'Laugh In' went off the air.

Posted by: cu'chulainn at January 31, 2013 11:51 AM (Vk2CC)

5 He said 'son' but I heard boy.

Posted by: Bobby Shandy at January 31, 2013 11:51 AM (QeXjy)

6 If we used their tactics we'd be ten times as effective. We can't shame them into behaving, but frankly I'll settle for a wave of ragequits.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Keeper of Ampersands and Breitbart Login Spaces at January 31, 2013 11:51 AM (GBXon)

7 This the famous bass fisherman? No, well I will never see him because he is on CNN. I haven't had CNN on my TV for so long I can't remember the last time.

Posted by: Vic at January 31, 2013 11:51 AM (53z96)

8 Who?

Posted by: toby928© for TB at January 31, 2013 11:52 AM (evdj2)

9 I know we can beat these bastards. If we employed just half their shady tactics and chicanery, we'd destroy the Democrats.

Posted by: soothsayer at January 31, 2013 11:53 AM (39q3n)

10 That is trolling--yikes. Still trolls have their purpose--without trolls the horde starts going-- Donner Party.

Posted by: tasker at January 31, 2013 11:54 AM (r2PLg)

11 3 OT Hagel hearing back live Posted by: thunderb at January 31, 2013 03:50 PM (Dnbau) _______________ Thanks for the heads up.

Posted by: tasker at January 31, 2013 11:54 AM (r2PLg)

12 I've said it before, ace: Twitchy just needs to have an entire section devoted to archiving your Twitter rants. Quality comedy gold right there.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit [/i][/u][/b] at January 31, 2013 11:54 AM (4df7R)

13 Yeah, this name means nothing to me, all I picture is Laugh-In.

Posted by: arminius at January 31, 2013 11:55 AM (cDnhR)

14 Soledad O'Brien is a member of Bass Masters? I had no idea...guess I really do learn something new every day...

Posted by: Country Singer at January 31, 2013 11:55 AM (L8r/r)

15 Heh. He called Ace "son."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 31, 2013 11:56 AM (UOM48)

16 "Too Ethnic" is simply a euphemism for Mercy Flush.

Posted by: 13times at January 31, 2013 11:56 AM (h6XiD)

17 I do like. I can't believe he called you "son"! How obnoxious. Very nice shaming of Roland S. Martin, Ace.

Posted by: L, elle at January 31, 2013 11:56 AM (0PiQ4)

18 Ask him if Zucker scratched his belly when he rolled over.

Posted by: ryukyu at January 31, 2013 11:56 AM (C6XFd)

19 >Soledad O'Brien is a member of Bass Masters? I had no idea...guess I really do learn something new every day...

Posted by: Country Singer at January 31, 2013 03:55 PM (L8r/r)

No, that's "Ass Masters", referring to her new career in film

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 31, 2013 11:57 AM (8sCoq)

20 This is why I like Twitter: it takes rich, powerful celebutards and mediatards and makes it so they have to hear from the likes of Ace and EoJ.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 31, 2013 11:57 AM (B/VB5)

21 We're getting a trifecta at the Sav. Book Festival on the 16th.

Al Gore

Jake Tapper

Leonard Pitts

Sadly, no Roland Martin

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 31, 2013 11:57 AM (UOM48)

22 Chuck Hagel back being stupid

Posted by: thunderb at January 31, 2013 11:58 AM (Dnbau)

23 Soledad O'Brien is a member of Bass Masters? I had no idea...guess I really do learn something new every day...

Posted by: Country Singer at January 31, 2013 03:55 PM (L8r/r)

Her cousin Attica is allergic to bass. Makes for tense family reunions.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit [/i][/u][/b] at January 31, 2013 11:58 AM (4df7R)

24 Ace: Plonking goes a long way on Twitter - thanks for the Potter book Tips!

Posted by: MoJoTee at January 31, 2013 11:58 AM (e1kfW)

25 OMG, read em all. Ace, that was epic. He even made a pathetic attempt to whack the horde. It was just that, it was Pathetic.

Posted by: Charlie Gibson at January 31, 2013 11:59 AM (l86i3)

26 Hagel:Senator-- I don't have the facts behind me..er, in front of me.

Posted by: tasker at January 31, 2013 11:59 AM (r2PLg)

27 That was some funny shit. I hate that I share a name with Mr. Martin. I blame my immigrant great grandparents for that.

Posted by: Jollyroger at January 31, 2013 11:59 AM (t06LC)

28 Sowing the seed of doubt. Ole Roland has got to be reading Ace's tweets over and over again saying to himself, "Hmmmmm".

Posted by: Soona at January 31, 2013 11:59 AM (gnJaC)

29 just admitted saying Israel keeps Palestenians "Locked up like animals"

Posted by: thunderb at January 31, 2013 11:59 AM (Dnbau)

30 Shorter Chuck Hagal: Ummm...love Israel, Jooooos, erm....what?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 31, 2013 11:59 AM (UOM48)

31 whack my horde- please

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 31, 2013 11:59 AM (8sCoq)

32 Reading ace's concern trolling was the highlight of my afternoon. I've gotten no work done today!

Posted by: EC at January 31, 2013 12:00 PM (GQ8sn)

33 Who's grilling Hagel now? Or, if it's a Dem, who's lightly sauteeing Hagel?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit [/i][/u][/b] at January 31, 2013 12:00 PM (4df7R)

OT: AMF

Politico: Hispanics about to overtake white population in California. That's what an illegal immigrant invasion gets you. Reconquista. Stay tuned, plenty more where that came from.

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at January 31, 2013 12:00 PM (wbmaj)

35 Heh heh. That was like a reincarnated Andy Breitbart, and I mean that as a huge compliment.

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at January 31, 2013 12:00 PM (7ObY1)

>>>Heh. He called Ace "son."

Ace called him "Hoss"

[which is from one of the Rules of Life from Bonanza: "Don't ask Hoss, Hoss don't know"]

Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at January 31, 2013 12:00 PM (3ZtZW)

37 If we're constantly mean to our opponents, how do we sway them to our side, our way of thinking?

Posted by: Dr Spank at January 31, 2013 12:00 PM (w+Dvf)

38 Kane VA

Posted by: thunderb at January 31, 2013 12:01 PM (Dnbau)

39 another tongue bath from a D member

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 31, 2013 12:01 PM (8sCoq)

40 Ugh it's Tom Kaine right now. New Va Senator

Posted by: tasker at January 31, 2013 12:01 PM (r2PLg)

41 You wouldnÂ’t know those remarks. TheyÂ’re from Canada.

I lol'd.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at January 31, 2013 12:01 PM (ZKzrr)

42 > If we're constantly mean to our opponents, how do we sway them to our side, our way of thinking?

Posted by: Dr Spank at January 31, 2013 04:00 PM (w+Dvf)

I suggest hickory

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 31, 2013 12:01 PM (8sCoq)

43 OT: AMF Politico: Hispanics about to overtake white population in California. That's what an illegal immigrant invasion gets you. Reconquista. Stay tuned, plenty more where that came from. Posted by: Fourth Virginia at January 31, 2013 04:00 PM (wbmaj) Well, at least Ca, will have good food, beautiful flora and fauna, clean hotel rooms and fake identities available on every corner.

Posted by: Charlie Gibson at January 31, 2013 12:01 PM (l86i3)

44 is this questioning or speech making?

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 31, 2013 12:02 PM (8sCoq)

45 Oh good. Glad I can't watch then. Last thing I want to see is someone washing Hagel's balls.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit [/i][/u][/b] at January 31, 2013 12:02 PM (4df7R)

46 Kane scared of sequistration, VA runs on Govt contracts

Posted by: thunderb at January 31, 2013 12:02 PM (Dnbau)

47 Ace kept right on punching through 3 straight standing eight counts.
Martin's corner apparently doesn't even own white towels.

That "son" comeback was epic though.

Posted by: ontherocks at January 31, 2013 12:02 PM (aZ6ew)

48 fuck this

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 31, 2013 12:02 PM (8sCoq)

49 Hilarious!

Posted by: Buddha at January 31, 2013 12:02 PM (8NlUk)

50 Oh good. Glad I can't watch then. Last thing I want to see is someone washing Hagel's balls. Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at January 31, 2013 04:02 PM (4df7R) Unless they were using one of those golf course ball washers, that would be fun.

Posted by: Charlie Gibson at January 31, 2013 12:03 PM (l86i3)

51 If we're constantly mean to our opponents, how do we sway them to our side, our way of thinking? I no longer want to win them over. I want them to quit the field, abandon the fight, and never return to trouble us again.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Keeper of Ampersands and Breitbart Login Spaces at January 31, 2013 12:03 PM (GBXon)

52 When Roland called Ace son, I distinctly heard 'boy', as in 'sonny boy'.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 31, 2013 12:03 PM (ccXZP)

53 Kane will never vote against Hagel, he doesn't want to be punished by the JEF, he's talking budget. Hagel looks like RCA dog, puzzled

Posted by: thunderb at January 31, 2013 12:03 PM (Dnbau)

54 What does it mean that I don't know who EITHER Soledad O Brien OR Roland Martin are?

Never heard of these two, and frankly couldn't care less.

Posted by: looking closely at January 31, 2013 12:04 PM (PwGfd)

55 50 Hilarious!

Posted by: Buddha at January 31, 2013 04:02 PM (8NlUk

Actually, Roland Martin said, "HEElarious."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 31, 2013 12:04 PM (UOM48)

56 This is a thing of utter beauty. Much like Kate Upton's sweater puppies.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Team Stompy. at January 31, 2013 12:04 PM (VtjlW)

57 ah 1st round play in the Phoenix Open, live on Golf Channel

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 31, 2013 12:04 PM (8sCoq)

58 re: "What does it mean that I don't know who EITHER Soledad O Brien OR Roland Martin are?"

You are the 99%.

Posted by: oblig. at January 31, 2013 12:04 PM (cePv8)

59 Well, at least Ca, will have good food, beautiful flora and fauna, clean hotel rooms and fake identities available on every corner.

Posted by: Charlie Gibson at January 31, 2013 04:01 PM (l86i3)

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Cabana girls at the Holiday Inn? I'm there.

Posted by: Soona at January 31, 2013 12:05 PM (gnJaC)

60 Hagel says budgets are good. Congress appropriates. The end. He is stupid.

Posted by: thunderb at January 31, 2013 12:05 PM (Dnbau)

61 If we're constantly mean to our opponents, how do we sway them to our side, our way of thinking? Ther was a point in the Movie Independence day when the President ask the Alien, "What do you want us to do?" That's kind of how I feel.

Posted by: Charlie Gibson at January 31, 2013 12:05 PM (l86i3)

62 I no longer want to win them over. I want them to quit the field, abandon the fight, and never return to trouble us again. I'd settle for self immolation. But that's just me.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 31, 2013 12:05 PM (GFM2b)

63 44
And legal "medical" marijuana. . .can't forget that.

Posted by: looking closely at January 31, 2013 12:05 PM (PwGfd)

64 Freakin Gibson sock.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. http://tinyurl.com/ahc8poj at January 31, 2013 12:05 PM (l86i3)

Oh, yeah, well the jerkstore called!

Posted by: Roland Martin's next tweet at January 31, 2013 12:05 PM (xSegX)

66 Watching C-SPAN Hagel-fest with Indie radio station playing San Cisco's "Awkward" in background.

Posted by: Serious Cat at January 31, 2013 12:05 PM (UypUQ)

67 now he says the service cheifs look out for their services. Duhhhhhh

Posted by: thunderb at January 31, 2013 12:06 PM (Dnbau)

68 63 I no longer want to win them over. I want them to quit the field, abandon the fight, and never return to trouble us again.

I'd settle for self immolation. But that's just me.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 31, 2013 04:05 PM (GFM2b)

Is thermite an option?

Posted by: Jollyroger at January 31, 2013 12:06 PM (t06LC)

69 Unless Cruz is coming back, I'm done with Hagel Fest.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 31, 2013 12:06 PM (UOM48)

70 Hagel looks like RCA dog, puzzled

My dog does the same thing when I ask him who ate all the cat food.

Posted by: EC at January 31, 2013 12:07 PM (GQ8sn)

71 Kane is still running. And Hagel is confused. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Posted by: thunderb at January 31, 2013 12:07 PM (Dnbau)

72 Cruz said he'd return.

Posted by: Serious Cat at January 31, 2013 12:08 PM (UypUQ)

73 I'd kill for Ace to concern-troll Piers Morgan, who's being killed in the ratings by...Ru Paul.

The jokes write themselves.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 31, 2013 12:08 PM (UOM48)

74

Google "roland martin herman cain".

Yeah...expected results.

Posted by: Rev dr E buzz at January 31, 2013 12:08 PM (raGXo)

If we're constantly mean to our opponents, how do we sway them to our side, our way of thinking?

By reinforcing their deep-seated sense of self-loathing. "Yes, you ARE as stupid and impotent as you fear yourself to be. And yes I mean impotent in every meaning of that word." That kind of validation is powerful for them. They'll become your mewling sycophants in no time.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit [/i][/u][/b] at January 31, 2013 12:08 PM (4df7R)

76 Loved it! Our side needs to do more of this -- mockery is a vaulauble tool that has been used against us to great effect for many years. Way to turn the ridicule on them while remaining honorable. Nicely done Ace!

Posted by: Anabolic State at January 31, 2013 12:08 PM (PPfwk)

77 oh wow, just went over to big government and ace has a post! Wow. Next stop a program on Glen Beck's network? CNN? Wabc radio or Wor radio?

Posted by: What? What? at January 31, 2013 12:08 PM (/b8+5)

78 Kane gives better answers than Hagel. He is trying to justify his vote

Posted by: thunderb at January 31, 2013 12:08 PM (Dnbau)

79 Cruz video clips have replaced Christie clips for sure.

Posted by: SH at January 31, 2013 12:09 PM (gmeXX)

80 Is thermite an option?

Posted by: Jollyroger at January 31, 2013 04:06 PM (t06LC)

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I'm thinking MOAR.

Posted by: Soona at January 31, 2013 12:09 PM (gnJaC)

Just read through it all...

Nicely done, Ace!

As ever.

Posted by: wheatie at January 31, 2013 12:09 PM (BZMZX)

82 I'm thinking MOAR. MOAR MOABs!

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Keeper of Ampersands and Breitbart Login Spaces at January 31, 2013 12:10 PM (GBXon)

Can Hagel drive?? Is he allowed to operate heavy machinery?? Lordy

Posted by: thunderb at January 31, 2013 12:12 PM (Dnbau)

84 They repeatedly stab us whenever *anyone* on our side does anything hypocritical.

Our rulebook says everyone's a hypocrite, so don't get too worked up about it on its first face. Their side's rules are "NO ONE SHOULD BE A HYPOCRITE!!!" we need to start making them live up to that rule.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Offering Moobats Gasoline and Matches at January 31, 2013 12:12 PM (0q2P7)

85 Per post #78 Was so excited I forgot the link: http://tinyurl.com/apks57c

Posted by: What? What? at January 31, 2013 12:13 PM (/b8+5)

86 Cabana girls at the Holiday Inn? I'm there.

Posted by: Soona at January 31, 2013 04:05 PM (gnJaC)

Bob Menendez: Me too! That is if they're not too old for me

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 31, 2013 12:13 PM (1Jaio)

87 ace,

For some reason, "The Conversation" is very hard to find over at Breitbart.com. I'm still not seeing the link on the top bar. I have to enter it into the search field before it takes me to the blog portion where the "conversation" takes place.

Please let BB.com know about this.

Thanks!

Posted by: EC at January 31, 2013 12:13 PM (GQ8sn)

88 Read that earlier. When you want a take down, Ace, you're the master.

Posted by: © Sponge at January 31, 2013 12:14 PM (xmcEQ)

89 I mean they use that line of thinking to justify 24/7 coverage of a Republican sex scandal. "You guys say one thing than do another, so that's news" While ignoring Democrat indiscretion. At the same time, a Democrat caught cheating on taxes is never held to the fire of "Time to get patriotic and pay more" that they all espouse.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Offering Moobats Gasoline and Matches at January 31, 2013 12:14 PM (0q2P7)

90 I'm concerned that a failed Hagel nomination will only poison our already dysfunctional government.

Posted by: No Labels at January 31, 2013 12:15 PM (UypUQ)

91 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a malignant traitor.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at January 31, 2013 12:15 PM (/eBe8)

92 For some reason, "The Conversation" is very hard to find over at Breitbart.com. I'm still not seeing the link on the top bar.

Ace said yesterday to empty your cache if you're not seeing the link in the top bar.

Posted by: Waterhouse at January 31, 2013 12:15 PM (xGlYu)

93 Note to self: Don't read Twitchy Roundups of Ace while at work.
Or while drinking.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at January 31, 2013 12:16 PM (/eBe8)

94 BREAKING NEWS: Senate Approves House Plan to Suspend Debt Ceiling http://fxn.ws/2E9Swb

what difference does it make

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 31, 2013 12:16 PM (8sCoq)

95 @philipaklein Hagel now backing off claim from earlier today that Iran was "legitimate" govt, says he should have said "recognized"

Posted by: 80sBaby at January 31, 2013 12:17 PM (YjDyJ)

96 I watch Ace's trolling of Roland real-time. A thing of beauty

[golf clap]

Posted by: phreshone at January 31, 2013 12:17 PM (0SXI6)

97 Ace said yesterday to empty your cache if you're not seeing the link in the top bar.

Ok, this is dumb. I can see "The Conversation" link using IE, but not with FF.

WTF?!?!

Posted by: EC at January 31, 2013 12:18 PM (GQ8sn)

98 Thanks, guys. I call the technique of pretending I'm "on your side and really understand" "The Pussymouth." >>>For some reason, "The Conversation" is very hard to find over at Breitbart.com. I'm still not seeing the link on the top bar. I have to enter it into the search field before it takes me to the blog portion where the "conversation" takes place. That's actually your computer -- the conversation is at the top of the page, next to the Big click-tabs. You're not seeing it because your computer is putting up a cached version of it. You can either clear your cache (don't ask me how) or I guess it will eventually replace it with the new version of the page.

Posted by: ace at January 31, 2013 12:18 PM (LCRYB)

That was epic.

I'm so proouudd of you, Ace. *pinches little furry cheek*

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at January 31, 2013 12:19 PM (+z4pE)

100

So, Ace knocks the fat black kid down and starts slapping him.

And he slaps him again and again and again.

Yeah, I'm cool with that.

Posted by: jwest at January 31, 2013 12:19 PM (ZDsRL)

101

Senate Approves House Plan to Suspend Debt Ceiling

That's good.

We can put some electrical wiring up there.

Posted by: AmishDude at January 31, 2013 12:19 PM (xSegX)

102 'Golf clap' sounds like an STD Tiger got during his dalliances.

Posted by: Waterhouse at January 31, 2013 12:19 PM (xGlYu)

103 Anyone else visualizing the possible headlines when we go from golf thread to Ace launching a hole in one Roland Martin after CNN's ethnic cleansing?

.......I'll leave you to talk amongst yourselves as I don my personal R-word Tee shirt of shame.

Posted by: ontherocks at January 31, 2013 12:19 PM (aZ6ew)

104 @philipaklein Hagel: "I have a hard enough time understanding American politics, I certainly don't understand Iranian politics."

Posted by: 80sBaby at January 31, 2013 12:19 PM (YjDyJ)

105 Hmmm... Angus King about to ask about management.

Posted by: Serious Cat at January 31, 2013 12:19 PM (UypUQ)

106 BREAKING NEWS: Senate Approves House Plan to Suspend Debt Ceiling http://fxn.ws/2E9Swb

what difference does it make

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 31, 2013 04:16 PM (8sCoq)

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So does this mean that sequestration has been nixed? It's all so confusing.

Posted by: Soona at January 31, 2013 12:20 PM (gnJaC)

107 Hagel: "I have a hard enough time understanding American politics, I certainly don't understand Iranian politics."

That's supposed to be a point in his favor? WTF?

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at January 31, 2013 12:20 PM (/eBe8)

108 Trayvon Martin got off easier than Roland Martin.

Posted by: Dr Spank at January 31, 2013 12:21 PM (w+Dvf)

109 >>>I call the technique of pretending I'm "on your side and really understand" "The Pussymouth."

Well I'm so stealing it 'cause that one is a winner. It defuses any ability to issue a rejoinder or attack on different grounds.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Offering Moobats Gasoline and Matches at January 31, 2013 12:21 PM (0q2P7)

110 Who is this old gym teacher on CNN and why is he sweating like he's just been caught balls deep in a freshman volleyball player?

Posted by: Colorado Alex at January 31, 2013 12:21 PM (hpDVh)

111 He practically said that Solodad "Tans Easily" - they should fire him!

Posted by: MoJoTee at January 31, 2013 12:21 PM (e1kfW)

112 You can either clear your cache (don't ask me how) or I guess it will eventually replace it with the new version of the page.

I have my FF settings to dump everything when I close it down. Not working.

However, IE will show me the link. I guess it's a FF issue.

Posted by: EC at January 31, 2013 12:21 PM (GQ8sn)

113 I made all the way to the Vanderbilt O'PrepSchool tweet before losing it.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at January 31, 2013 12:21 PM (SY2Kh)

114 So, Ace knocks the fat black kid down and starts slapping him. And he slaps him again and again and again. So. Ace is a conservative bully? Thump him again Ace, just for good measure.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 31, 2013 12:22 PM (GFM2b)

115 107 So does this mean that sequestration has been nixed? It's all so confusing. No- http://1.usa.gov/XFqUsF

Posted by: 80sBaby at January 31, 2013 12:22 PM (YjDyJ)

116 Brilliant Ace !
Especially when you called him " Hoss"...

Posted by: American Dawg at January 31, 2013 12:22 PM (trA4n)

117 Test

Posted by: Ed Anger at January 31, 2013 12:23 PM (/DyPd)

118 >>>>However, IE will show me the link. I guess it's a FF issue.

I use FF and it shows up. I blame the user.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Offering Moobats Gasoline and Matches at January 31, 2013 12:23 PM (0q2P7)

119 It isn't the cache. Just cleared on Firefox, no dice. Someone let Breitbart's web wranglers there's an issue.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Keeper of Ampersands and Breitbart Login Spaces at January 31, 2013 12:23 PM (GBXon)

120 Especially when you called him " Hoss"... Posted by: American Dawg at January 31, 2013 04:22 PM (trA4n) Calling them "Sport" works also.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. http://tinyurl.com/ahc8poj at January 31, 2013 12:24 PM (l86i3)

121 Holy crap I've forgotten these canned "folksy" jokes are.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at January 31, 2013 12:24 PM (hpDVh)

122 So does this mean that sequestration has been nixed? It's all so confusing. It means the Boning continues.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 31, 2013 12:24 PM (GFM2b)

123 >
I have my FF settings to dump everything when I close it down. Not working.

However, IE will show me the link. I guess it's a FF issue.

Posted by: EC at January 31, 2013 04:21 PM (GQ8sn)

No, I'm seeing it fine with FF

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 31, 2013 12:25 PM (8sCoq)

124 107 BREAKING NEWS: Senate Approves House Plan to Suspend Debt Ceiling http://fxn.ws/2E9Swbwhat difference does it make Posted by: Jones in CO at January 31, 2013 04:16 PM (8sCoq) ----------------------------------------------- So does this mean that sequestration has been nixed? It's all so confusing. Posted by: Soona at January 31, 2013 04:20 PM (gnJaC) Can anyone, at this point, tell the difference between the republicans and the democrats?

Posted by: What? What? at January 31, 2013 12:25 PM (/b8+5)

125

99 Thanks, guys. I call the technique of pretending I'm "on your side and really understand" "The Pussymouth." ...

Posted by: ace at January 31, 2013 04:18 PM (LCRYB)

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You're too modest, Ace.

I would submit, that you need a term like "Barb-Quimming"...or something... to more accurately describe what you do.

Posted by: wheatie at January 31, 2013 12:26 PM (BZMZX)

126 >So does this mean that sequestration has been nixed? It's all so confusing.

It means everybody agrees to pretend there's no problem anymore

just keep printing 100s 24/7

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 31, 2013 12:26 PM (8sCoq)

127 No, I'm seeing it fine with FF

Ok, I'm stumped. I don't know why I'm not seeing it. I just manually dumped everything and tried reloading the BB.com page again. Not working.

Anyhow, I bookmarked the page directly, so that's one way to fix this.

Posted by: EC at January 31, 2013 12:26 PM (GQ8sn)

128 >Can anyone, at this point, tell the difference between the republicans and the democrats?

Posted by: What? What? at January 31, 2013 04:25 PM (/b8+5)

I think the republicans often have nicer ties- other than that, no

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 31, 2013 12:27 PM (8sCoq)

129

Great. Apparently picked something up, so I'm sitting here feeling like a might puke at any moment. Then my e-mail box lights up, informing me that my congressman will be roaming the halls this afternoon.

I'm guessing suddenly dashing out and puking all over my congressman might not look good at my next performance review.

Posted by: Citizen Anachronda at January 31, 2013 12:27 PM (xGZ+b)

130

Calling them "Sport" works also.

"Sparky" works for me. As in, maybe, just maybe, there might be a spark of recognition of just how fucking stupid they really are if I piss them off enough.

Maybe.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at January 31, 2013 12:28 PM (+z4pE)

131 Fucking devastatingly funny ace. (The tweets I mean, not the fresh harvest you're wearing as a man suit.)

Posted by: Eaton Cox at January 31, 2013 12:28 PM (q177U)

132

Re..."suspending the debt ceiling"

Is that for 3 months? Like the House was talking about doing?

That's not a permanent thing, is it?

Posted by: wheatie at January 31, 2013 12:29 PM (BZMZX)

133 FF not displaying the webtabs after having cleared the cache is probably a AdBlock NoScript bug.

Posted by: 13times at January 31, 2013 12:30 PM (h6XiD)

134 Someone let Breitbart's web wranglers there's an issue.

FF is the only way I can get to Ace at work. The Breitbart thingy is working fine for me.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at January 31, 2013 12:30 PM (/eBe8)

135 Ace's twitter-fu is top notch. I vote he does Piers Morgan next. But not when I'm at my office - it makes me want to go up and down the hall showing choice bits (and no, Morons, not THOSE choice bits, cuz I'm not enured yet) to my colleagues.

Posted by: RightWingProf at January 31, 2013 12:31 PM (IC6Er)

136 Is that for 3 months? Like the House was talking about doing?
That's not a permanent thing, is it?

I'm guessing so- it says they approved the House bill.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at January 31, 2013 12:31 PM (/eBe8)

137 You can either clear your cache (don't ask me how) or I guess it will eventually replace it with the new version of the page.

This free program will clean cache and all kinds of other shit. I use it daily.

http://www.piriform.com/ccleaner

Posted by: Vic at January 31, 2013 12:31 PM (53z96)

138 Hey Roland I guess she ain't heavy, so she definitely ain't your brother.

Posted by: Marcus at January 31, 2013 12:31 PM (GGCsk)

139 I enabled everything temp in No-Script. Still no dice in Firefox. Cleared cache twice. Something is up.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Keeper of Ampersands and Breitbart Login Spaces at January 31, 2013 12:32 PM (GBXon)

140 nation's economy unexpectedly shrank by 0.1 percent in the fourth quarter of 2012. Echoing the White House, Reid blamed the GOP's Â“austerity and brinkmanshipÂ” for the plunge.

Â“Growth went down in the fourth quarter because of reduced government spending,Â” Reid said. Â“The economy was rejecting the austerity and brinkmanship.Â”

Read more drudge / the hill

Posted by: ette at January 31, 2013 12:32 PM (nqBYe)

141 Calling them "Sport" works also. "Sparky" works for me. As in, maybe, just maybe, there might be a spark of recognition of just how fucking stupid they really are if I piss them off enough. Maybe. Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at January 31, 2013 04:28 PM (+z4pE) The proper application of sweetie is always good. Obligatory - http://youtu.be/asRi49khe1k

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Team Stompy. at January 31, 2013 12:32 PM (VtjlW)

142 FINISH HIM!

Posted by: can't let go of old memes at January 31, 2013 12:34 PM (evdj2)

143 aww poor Roland, bless his heart.

Posted by: cu'chulainn at January 31, 2013 12:34 PM (Vk2CC)

144 I wish they'd suspend the debt ceiling on cables that drop it just above the hearing tables.

I could live with that kind of language interpretation instead of its inversion by the Lying Eyes and Ears Media.

Posted by: ontherocks at January 31, 2013 12:34 PM (aZ6ew)

145 Look: if the White House spent nearly as much time trying to actually fix the economy as it did claiming it was fixed Â— and then finding excuses and scapegoats when its premature pronouncements turned out to be false Â— I suspect the economy would actually be doing better than it is today.Â”

McConnell went on to say that the president has had four years and that America can see that his economic views arenÂ’t working. He added that tax increases, advocated for by Democrats, would only make the economy worse.

Economists blamed the significant downturn in government and defense spending for the surprising number

Posted by: ette at January 31, 2013 12:35 PM (nqBYe)

146 We will never see/hear about another downturn or recession-
doubleplusungoodthink

The memory hole is operating at full capacity. MiniTrueNBC and affiliates' domination is complete.

The words 'economic recovery' will be used at all times in all venues, even in the face of solid evidence to the contrary.

Posted by: T. Hunter - let it burn at January 31, 2013 12:35 PM (EZl54)

147 133 Re..."suspending the debt ceiling" Is that for 3 months? Like the House was talking about doing? That's not a permanent thing, is it? The debt ceiling is suspended through May 19. http://1.usa.gov/XFqUsF (H.R. 325)

Posted by: 80sBaby at January 31, 2013 12:36 PM (YjDyJ)

148

So enywayz

Is he ever going to say anything? For realz

Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at January 31, 2013 12:36 PM (3ZtZW)

149 Roland Martin? Wasn't he on Laugh-In?

Posted by: Chris M at January 31, 2013 12:37 PM (b3vSq)

150 If we employed just half their shady tactics and chicanery, we'd destroy the Democrats.

Posted by: soothsayer at January 31, 2013 03:53 PM (39q3n)

Please stop thinking of them as shady tactics. They're just tactics, political hardball.

While we've been playing by Marquis de Queensbury rules, the boys from Chicago took the good Marquis out back, used him like a woman, beat him with lead pipes, and stuffed his body in the trunk for later disposal.

All that is legal is allowable. That's how we win. To fight this fight while maintaining this misguided (and false) sense of gentlemanly honor and old-school fair play is how the Republic is lost. The stakes are simply too high for that kind of extravagant (and phony) bullshit.

Posted by: troyriser at January 31, 2013 12:37 PM (vtiE6)

151 I like the comments on this one. http://tinyurl.com/avlwpxk If you look at the picture, Courtney is surrounded by old blond hags and yet they are probably going to the super bowl. The world has gone mad.

Posted by: What? What? at January 31, 2013 12:37 PM (/b8+5)

152

The reason that more people aren't connecting the dots about why the Debt is so important...

...is because no one seems to talking about how it affects them in their daily lives.

When you go to the Grocery Store...there is the Debt, right there in your food prices.

Your dollar is worth less...because of the Debt.

You're paying more for everything...because of the Debt.

It's not that 'evil corporations are charging more'...it's because the government is devaluing your money.

Posted by: wheatie at January 31, 2013 12:38 PM (BZMZX)

153

Oh yeah, "Sweetie" works too, especially when said in that delightful Southern lilt that I love so much.

Or a cute busty blonde. Either one is good.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at January 31, 2013 12:39 PM (+z4pE)

154 Roland Martin? Wasn't he on Laugh-In? Posted by: Chris M at January 31, 2013 04:37 PM (b3vSq) I thought he had a fishing show.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. http://tinyurl.com/ahc8poj at January 31, 2013 12:39 PM (l86i3)

155

149...Posted by: 80sBaby at January 31, 2013 04:36 PM (YjDyJ)

Thanks, Miss80sBaby.

Posted by: wheatie at January 31, 2013 12:40 PM (BZMZX)

156

I mean - they really did fire Soledad partly on racist grounds, no? I'm not imagining that?

And how come she was so popular amongst that cohort? Was she the only Person of Color or something?

And how come they don't want African-Americans watching?

Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at January 31, 2013 12:40 PM (3ZtZW)

157 Scooter is good, I like the way ron white refered to the retards as scooter.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at January 31, 2013 12:41 PM (l86i3)

158 And how come they don't want African-Americans watching? Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at January 31, 2013 04:40 PM (3ZtZW) Advertising Demographic?

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at January 31, 2013 12:42 PM (l86i3)

159

159 - oh, cmon. This ain't 1960. Blacks have boatloads of disposable income. *If you're marketing to them correctly*

Which, maybe they didn't want the advertisers? Hmm. Something to look at I guess

Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at January 31, 2013 12:44 PM (3ZtZW)

160 Oh yeah, "Sweetie" works too, especially when said in that delightful Southern lilt that I love so much. Or a cute busty blonde. Either one is good. "Bless his heart".

Posted by: rickb223 at January 31, 2013 12:46 PM (GFM2b)

161 Dr. Spank @ 38 said, "If we're constantly mean to our opponents, how do we sway them to our side, our way of thinking?"

You can't. They are too depraved to bring back to the light. Some of the low level minions perhaps but none of the leaders. Just worry about defeating them by pretty much any means that works. Drive them from the public square and any position of authority or influence must be our only plan for them. It is what they have been doing to us for a century, the sooner we realize that and start fighting a total, unconditional and merciless war back at them the better our odds of surviving.

And Ace's use of Alinsky tactics here is beautiful. Make them live up to their own book of rules. They ARE the establishment and are writing the rules, it is up to us to make them live by them until we can drive them back enough to start writing some of our own again. Ridicule is also recommended by Alinsky. And ouch!, that was ridicule that got to roll on the critical hit table.

Posted by: John Morris at January 31, 2013 12:50 PM (sCRhB)

162 LOL Fantastic work Ace, still going through the tweets. Just brilliant work on your part love it.

Posted by: gigg at January 31, 2013 12:50 PM (41VCE)

163 I think "trolling" works perfectly. While I fully agree with Ace's point, after 10 or 12 tweets with no response, it just seems trollish.

Posted by: MadisonConservative at January 31, 2013 12:51 PM (Y/HG5)

164 162- Spot on, Ace is doing a masterful job of turning the sword back on them and exposing the hypocrisy.

Posted by: gigg at January 31, 2013 12:51 PM (41VCE)

165 I wonder if Ace will ever be a RedEye guest. I bet him and Gutfeld would be a riot.

Posted by: Schwalbe: The Me-262© at January 31, 2013 12:54 PM (UU0OF)

166 Ace should be on Red Eye. When he's "on" there aren't many people who are funnier.

Posted by: Naqamel at January 31, 2013 12:58 PM (UMwMT)

167 *sniff* It was beautiful Ace. I was misty eyed from reading it.

Posted by: NR Pax at January 31, 2013 12:58 PM (j4yce)

168

Ace,

your troll-fu is second to none bro.

Posted by: fastfreefall at January 31, 2013 12:59 PM (zUvAE)

169 #151 This!!!

Posted by: Anabolic State at January 31, 2013 01:03 PM (PPfwk)

170 Will Roland S Martin demand Justice for Solidad? https://www.google.com/search?q=roland+martin+trayvon&tbm=isch Will he don a wig and frock in a show of righteous solidarity?

Posted by: Underground Vulgarian at January 31, 2013 01:06 PM (KQ53P)

171 >>>I think "trolling" works perfectly. While I fully agree with Ace's point, after 10 or 12 tweets with no response, it just seems trollish. He responded a lot more than it appears. He was doing some trick, which I don't understand, where he'd respond but the response was invisible except in my own feed -- I think he has me blocked, but was selectively responding, and somehow that kept most of his responses from being visible for Twitchy.

Posted by: ace at January 31, 2013 01:40 PM (LCRYB)

172

Mr. Martin's response is an adoptive admission. If he fails to deny what you say once aware of it in a timely fashion he accepts it.

You did not ask the sucker punch style question, "When did you stop throwing nickels in the garbage disposal?" And he did not constructively deny anything that he should have.

Type in "adoptive admission" and a law dictionary will show you the three steps you took.

Well played, sir.

Posted by: DM at January 31, 2013 02:31 PM (LaKlJ)

173 He responded a lot more than it appears. He was doing some trick, which I don't understand, where he'd respond but the response was invisible except in my own feed -- I think he has me blocked, but was selectively responding, and somehow that kept most of his responses from being visible for Twitchy.

Posted by: ace at January 31, 2013 05:40 PM (LCRYB)

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Then kudos.

Posted by: MadisonConservative at January 31, 2013 02:44 PM (sb+ta)

174 Give him hell, Ace. I love that you called him Hoss. BTW, remind me never to piss you off.

Posted by: shinypie at January 31, 2013 02:59 PM (+LUVH)

175 Eat the weak

Posted by: Soylent green at January 31, 2013 03:30 PM (bQMb4)

176 Hot sauce

Posted by: Soylent greens cold dead hand at January 31, 2013 03:32 PM (bQMb4)

177 Dear Ace: check recent TL on twitter. You are described as a troll by u know who. LOL

Posted by: Annie Mouse at January 31, 2013 05:45 PM (m1Mdn)