August 29, 2013
— Ace Cory Booker's imaginary pal T-Bone once crushed a lump of coal in his hand, and transformed in into a Dove.
Some other stuff:
From Instapundit, a mattress designed for better snuggling. Okay, so I clicked. My thought: That's stupid. So, so stupid.
But actually...
You can stick your hand underneath,
then pop it up and grab her boob,
like you're a Ghost!!!
A friend of mine talked about the 3 Arms of Comfort limitation. If two people lie together, one of the four arms must be very uncomfortable. (He was an engineer so he worked out the calculus.) Well, this would fix that. Though it does look weird.
Women probably don't even know about the 3 Arms of Comfort limitation. Yeah, that's because dudes have to take that hit.
An independent National Journal analysis finds, surprise, ObamaCare, like private school, is ruining everything.
Republicans have long blamed President Obama's signature health care initiative for increasing insurance costs, dubbing it the "Unaffordable Care Act."Turns out, they might be right.
For the vast majority of Americans, premium prices will be higher in the individual exchange than what they're currently paying for employer-sponsored benefits, according to a National Journal analysis of new coverage and cost data. Adding even more out-of-pocket expenses to consumers' monthly insurance bills is a swell in deductibles under the Affordable Care Act.
Health law proponents have excused the rate hikes by saying the prices in the exchange won't apply to the millions receiving coverage from their employers. But that's only if employers continue to offer that coverage--something that's looking increasingly uncertain.
Wonderful.
Free Beacon offered a parody of that Slate article: If you use private transportation, you're a horrible, horrible person.
Meghan McArdle took the article seriously, and wrote a very interesting post about it. Trust me, it's interesting.
I'm not a Democrat or a Republican. I'm not a big-L Libertarian, although I have small-l libertarian leanings. If you asked me to summarize my domestic political outlook, you could do worse than this: I want to minimize the ability of people like Alison Benedikt, who tend to encrust government, to tell me how to raise my family or live my life. I believe in free expression, free worship, free conscience, personal responsibility, the rule of law, strictly limited government (and the strict limitation of people with clipboards and people with guns and badges, thank you very much), and that the best society is one in which free people make free choices, not one in which you allow the Alison Benedikts of the world to make the best interests of your children subservient to the best interests of a collective imagined by a smug self-appointed elite.
Now that I realize Cook and Benedikt have kids, I think I understand the reason for their anger on this issue. Were I to guess, I would say that they feel that their own kids may be disadvantaged by not going to private school, and hence seek to do what parents tend to do: Level the playing field for their kids. In this case, it involves taking an advantage away from other kids.
But this is part of what Popehat's mention of people who "encrust government" sort of means: People who "encrust government" use government, fundamentally, as a mechanism for rewarding themselves and disadvantaging others. Businesses attempt to hedge out competition; people making $60,000 per year want to tax the crap out of people making $85,000 per year.
Government is not holy. Government is a civil mechanism for coercing and disadvantaging other people in order to advantage yourself.
It is necessary, but it is a necessary evil, and it must be limited, so that people don't go looking for all possible ways to knock other people down (so that they are not "lower" by comparison).
John McWhorter on, yeah, Racist Miley Cyrus:
Many of the people clutching their pearls over Miley CyrusÂ’s gluteal gyrations at the MTV Video Music Awards on Sunday donÂ’t want the America they claim to want.CyrusÂ’s sin was to engage in the dance move known as twerking....
And a white girl twerking on television is merely a symptom of what Leon Wynter, in a sadly underacknowledged book a while ago, called the “browning” of American culture....
That charge–that she is making fun of black people in the guise of entertainment–is, among other things, reductive. How do we know Cyrus isn’t sincere when she says she loves “hood” culture? Because she’s white? I’m afraid that’s a little 1955.
...
But then, black writings are replete with complaints that mainstream America doesn’t appreciate black women’s fuller figures. Cyrus gets up and does exactly that and she’s a recap of a slave seller? How exactly are we to celebrate black women’s bodies–in a sonnet? “It’s just a clumsy white appropriation of black culture,” says Salamishah Tillet at the University of Pennsylvania. Right–but let’s see how it would go if we decided blacks can’t “appropriate” white culture. Wait, it’s not the same thing because whites are the oppressors? But in which human culture, ever in the history of our species, have groups living together not borrowed one another's cultural traits? What is the point in decreeing that whites must suspend this natural urge regarding the specific case of descendants of African slaves in the United States, other than to have an endless source of underdog grievance?
Um, it's much simpler than that. It's a childish impulse to say "This is MINE, this is MINE, and my friends'. It belongs to MY tribe, not yours."
It's the same kind of racial grumbling that whites get castigated for, and it's time we stopped condescending to blacks on this point and castigated them for tribal, us vs. them, this is OUR sh*t racial grumbling too.
You know how people's eyebrows go up if Sarah Palin says "This is our country?" And they start saying "what do you think she really meant by that? Hmmmm?"
Well that is attempting to insert a stupid Dog Whistle narrative into the statement and claim that what she really means is "White people made this country, we originated it, it's ours."
And this is a bad thing, right?
So tell me how on earth it's a good thing when the typical racialists gather 'round to claim, "oh, Twerking? That's a black thing. Black people made twerking, we originated it, it's ours."
By the way, this particular thing? It is very sad to claim ownership of this like it's the ckufing Space Shuttle.
No, Miley Cyrus is not racist. She's crazy. But not racist.
And at some point the people who yell the loudest about setting aside racial bigotries, tribal loyalties, and genetic hatreds really ought to see about doing so themselves.
There's no such thing as "Collective Racial Ownership" of an idea or an advance. I hate to be racist here, but if we're going to play that game, personally, I'm claiming The Wonder of Electricity for my Tribe. Westinghouse, Maxwell, Tesla, Edison: Yeah, "White Culture."
Now shuddup already with the unending racial grumbling disguised as something elevated. It's not elevated. It's base. It reversion to pack animal instincts.
Get over it.
Oh, Sorry: Dave's college football thread below.
More on T-Bone: Per an old video, Booker reports that his mysterious friend "T-Bone" "just disappeared into the streets" after their adventure together, to never be seen again.
Yeah that sounds very familiar to me.
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Posted by: Chelsea Puma (+SmuD) at August 29, 2013 04:10 PM (aUpYR)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 29, 2013 04:11 PM (lVPtV)
Posted by: dirks strewn at August 29, 2013 04:12 PM (n+DCP)
Ace: Did you know that Matty Y's thesis (in college, I assume)(and I assume it was an important one, you know) was on a similar issue?
Wow, yeah, libs like him are taking the encrustment seriously. I am glad I've ignored everything this guy's ever said up to now.
Posted by: joeindc44 at August 29, 2013 04:12 PM (Jl9aq)
Posted by: Chelsea Puma (+SmuD) at August 29, 2013 04:13 PM (aUpYR)
Posted by: Lincolntf at August 29, 2013 04:13 PM (ZshNr)
Posted by: garrett at August 29, 2013 04:13 PM (+QaoZ)
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Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 29, 2013 04:14 PM (lVPtV)
Posted by: Chelsea Puma (+SmuD) at August 29, 2013 04:15 PM (aUpYR)
Posted by: Lincolntf at August 29, 2013 04:15 PM (ZshNr)
Posted by: Yep at August 29, 2013 04:15 PM (6sqK6)
wow, this was a funny line:
"Many of my (morally bankrupt) colleagues use private transportation. I asked them to tell me why.* Here is the response that most stuck with me...
*This is a lie; IÂ’m just going to assume what these horrible monsters would say."
I loves me some asterisk based humor.
Posted by: joeindc44 at August 29, 2013 04:15 PM (Jl9aq)
The Ohio State cheerleader just got as flat as Rachel Corrie due to stomping.
She had a good head start, though.
Posted by: garrett at August 29, 2013 04:15 PM (+QaoZ)
Posted by: steevy at August 29, 2013 04:16 PM (9XBK2)
Go you great big Cocks!
*silly giggle*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 29, 2013 04:16 PM (lVPtV)
Posted by: pep at August 29, 2013 04:16 PM (6TB1Z)
Posted by: Vendette at August 29, 2013 04:17 PM (naAVk)
Posted by: Lauren at August 29, 2013 04:17 PM (ELdpj)
Yeah. See. Those on the other side of this? Are absolutely convinced it is.
Posted by: alexthechick - Team SMOD at August 29, 2013 04:17 PM (Gk3SS)
Posted by: Lincolntf at August 29, 2013 04:17 PM (ZshNr)
Posted by: Lauren at August 29, 2013 04:18 PM (ELdpj)
Posted by: steevy at August 29, 2013 04:18 PM (9XBK2)
Posted by: garrett at August 29, 2013 04:18 PM (+QaoZ)
Posted by: Lincolntf at August 29, 2013 04:19 PM (ZshNr)
It's all they have left once they find out that nobody pays well for a wymen's grievance major.
Posted by: pep at August 29, 2013 04:19 PM (6TB1Z)
Husband and his buddies are at the game tonight. I'm sure there's a whole lotta screaming about Cocks.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 29, 2013 04:20 PM (lVPtV)
Posted by: t-bird at August 29, 2013 04:21 PM (FcR7P)
Sheesh.
Posted by: Jane D'oh
Ooooh, big talk from someone who's never had to hang out all night while someone's head presses into you.
Posted by: pep's left arm at August 29, 2013 04:21 PM (6TB1Z)
"If two people lie together, one of the four arms must be very uncomfortable. (He was an engineer so he worked out the calculus.)"
Ppfffttt! He got tired of his arm falling asleep and his wife bitchin about being woke up when he rolled over. It was driven purely by self-preservation.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at August 29, 2013 04:21 PM (osdNx)
Posted by: fluffy at August 29, 2013 04:22 PM (mh2wr)
Actually, she kinda resembles the girl in Sharknado. No, not Tara Reid.
Posted by: pep at August 29, 2013 04:22 PM (6TB1Z)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 29, 2013 04:23 PM (lVPtV)
just little PSA: Redskins is in glorious HD on Comcast channels while the nbc channel is in 3:4 weirdness.
Also, query, who made Antwaaanan Randal El a Redskins sideline reporter?
Steelers, take him back.
Oh yeah...Redskins.
redskins.
Posted by: joeindc44 at August 29, 2013 04:23 PM (Jl9aq)
Posted by: Lincolntf at August 29, 2013 04:23 PM (ZshNr)
Posted by: Lincolntf at August 29, 2013 08:22 PM (ZshNr)
This.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 29, 2013 04:23 PM (lVPtV)
Fascinating.
Posted by: Spock at August 29, 2013 04:23 PM (6TB1Z)
Posted by: TWERK4PEACE! at August 29, 2013 04:24 PM (+omCY)
Posted by: Hurricane Chelsea at August 29, 2013 04:24 PM (pginn)
Posted by: garrett at August 29, 2013 04:24 PM (+QaoZ)
Posted by: nothinglefttolose at August 29, 2013 04:25 PM (d4o2E)
[Ace:] ...Meghan McArdle took the article seriously, and wrote a very interesting post about it. Trust me, it's interesting.
Yeah, it was interesting...she makes some good points.
But yours was way more fun, Ace.
So I liked yours better.
Posted by: wheatie at August 29, 2013 04:25 PM (Hy+VQ)
Posted by: garrett at August 29, 2013 08:24 PM (+QaoZ)
I noticed that. Looks just like the guy's.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 29, 2013 04:25 PM (lVPtV)
Posted by: Pepe Loco at August 29, 2013 04:25 PM (omBWL)
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Posted by: Lincolntf
I don't think the size of the bed is a good alibi.
Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at August 29, 2013 04:26 PM (SX6wc)
Posted by: nothinglefttolose at August 29, 2013 08:25 PM (d4o2E)
Which makes your Platinum Membership worth every cent.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 29, 2013 04:26 PM (lVPtV)
We've been hearing a lot about "simulated analingus" by Miley Cyrus at the VMAs.
Listen up! We want you all to know that we've been performing the actual genuine article, fullbore for-real analingus, no "simulation", several times a week, every week without fail, ever since 2008, and we're going to be keeping that up through 2016.
So credit where credit is due, okay?
Posted by: The White House Press Corps at August 29, 2013 04:27 PM (gqT4g)
Posted by: Adam at August 29, 2013 04:28 PM (Aif/5)
48 King size bed. The only way to lie.
Yep.
King size bed...with lot's of pillows of different sizes.
You can create your own comfort zones that way.
Posted by: wheatie at August 29, 2013 04:28 PM (Hy+VQ)
Posted by: awkward davies at August 29, 2013 04:28 PM (WK8VM)
Posted by: Aviator at August 29, 2013 04:29 PM (DI+ja)
Government is mostly robbery by other means. The parts that aren't could be written down on a single side of a single sheet of paper.
Posted by: Sudden Clarity Clarence at August 29, 2013 04:29 PM (/tWHq)
Posted by: mugiwara at August 29, 2013 04:29 PM (hpYnL)
Posted by: t-bird at August 29, 2013 04:30 PM (FcR7P)
I wouldn't write that. People in entertainment that are that stoopid often find their way to racist town sooner or later.
Posted by: SpongeBob ReaverSaget at August 29, 2013 04:30 PM (kxSZr)
Posted by: fluffy at August 29, 2013 04:31 PM (mh2wr)
Posted by: no good deed at August 29, 2013 04:31 PM (WmLrU)
T-Bone made the best moonshine in Texas. And one time he got mad and said, "I crap bigger'n you."
T-Bone used to say "you're burnin' daylight." We'd rustle up some grub and then ride the trail all day long, punchin' them cattle.
One time T-Bone made me look especially interesting when he did [this really crazy thing] and I got to talk about it later.
Posted by: rdbrewer at August 29, 2013 04:31 PM (Iyg03)
Banned on bumper stickers , by the way .
Yes, there were bumper stickers .
Because S. Carolina is the state that invented the
"Hey , Ya'll , watch this shit ".
My dad attended Clemson when it was a military school. Back in the non-pc days, they hauled a live tiger (in a cage) out to the field on game days, and they'd throw a live rooster into the cage just before they played the Gamecocks.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 29, 2013 04:31 PM (lVPtV)
Hey, Jane, it was good to read the other day that your son got successfully extricated from his difficulties on Okinawa.
Hope that he's home Stateside and mustered out soon, before The Won manages to create some new international trainwreck that the military will have to go sort out.
Posted by: torquewrench at August 29, 2013 04:33 PM (gqT4g)
Posted by: t-bird at August 29, 2013 04:34 PM (FcR7P)
left alone to find a comfortable sleep position. And it usually doesn't
involve an arm under me.
The flag gets thrown for lining up in the neutral zone over here.
Posted by: no good deed at August 29, 2013 04:34 PM (WmLrU)
Posted by: Low Information Voter at August 29, 2013 04:34 PM (Dwehj)
Hey, Jane, it was good to read the other day that your son got successfully extricated from his difficulties on Okinawa.
Hope that he's home Stateside and mustered out soon, before The Won manages to create some new international trainwreck that the military will have to go sort out.
Posted by: torquewrench at August 29, 2013 08:33 PM (gqT4g)
Thanks! He ended up not owing a dime, went by the cellphone company yesterday, and the manager apologized profusely to him, and pointed out that he had fired the employees who were scamming him.
So, he'll be home in a couple/few weeks.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 29, 2013 04:35 PM (lVPtV)
Posted by: L, elle at August 29, 2013 04:35 PM (0PiQ4)
Waterbeds
Air beds (like "Sleep Number")
I'm happier with those than I would be with a "crevasses that accumulate funk" mattress.
Posted by: Splunge at August 29, 2013 04:35 PM (bKA83)
That must have been awesome on a few beers. Did they ever play the Seminoles?
LOL!
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 29, 2013 04:36 PM (lVPtV)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at August 29, 2013 04:37 PM (yE6xT)
As to Syria, looks like the Coalition of the Willing has turned into Amateur Hour with only the SCoaMF team participating in the circle jerk, albeit dragging America the Unwilling with them for whoknowswhatthefuckfor. Despite the obvious truth in this most recent clusterfuck, I am sure that the Obamacumdrippingchinned presstitutes will report after "Operation Muscular International Mock Avoidance" that this country has "just witnessed one of the most brilliant, successful and exacting military operations ever spearheaded-- altogether impossible save for America being blessed with their bold and brave CiC {Peace of Reggie's Ass be unto Him}".
Mommy, please make it stop. Pleeeaaaasse.........
Posted by: eureka! at August 29, 2013 04:37 PM (CCfZi)
Posted by: Rosetta Stone works hard for the money at August 29, 2013 04:37 PM (mh2wr)
Posted by: rickl at August 29, 2013 04:39 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: zsasz at August 29, 2013 04:39 PM (MMC8r)
I love horses as much as any animal, and it made me sick.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 29, 2013 04:39 PM (lVPtV)
Posted by: Tempur-Pedic Marketing at August 29, 2013 04:40 PM (eHIJJ)
It sounds like the football thread is bleeding over into this one.
That's gonna stain our New Mattress!
Posted by: garrett at August 29, 2013 04:40 PM (+QaoZ)
Posted by: rickl at August 29, 2013 04:42 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: steevy at August 29, 2013 04:42 PM (9XBK2)
Posted by: Conservative Crank at August 29, 2013 04:42 PM (sQ0LB)
Posted by: t-bird at August 29, 2013 04:43 PM (FcR7P)
Posted by: soothsayer at August 29, 2013 04:43 PM (3Eg8d)
Posted by: t-bird at August 29, 2013 08:43 PM (FcR7P)
Which is just nasty.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 29, 2013 04:44 PM (lVPtV)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at August 29, 2013 04:44 PM (qyfb5)
Should we look around at the society we have today and ask ourselves if black 'culture' has been a net gain or a net loss for wider society? Should we evaluate the contributions (or, if the racialists prefer, the thefts) from 'black' society and ask if they've been a plus or a minus?
I don't think that's the candid conversation that Eric Holder was hoping for.
Posted by: zsasz at August 29, 2013 08:39 PM (MMC8r)
Apart from jazz and blues, both of which are well in the past, I'm hard pressed to think of anything.
Posted by: rickl at August 29, 2013 08:42 PM (sdi6R)
Don't forget GWC and peanuts--though also long in the past.
And I don't kknow if it counts as a net gain for society as a whole, but the Dave Chappelle Show was pretty cool.
Posted by: Conservative Crank at August 29, 2013 04:45 PM (sQ0LB)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at August 29, 2013 04:45 PM (qyfb5)
Posted by: CAC at August 29, 2013 04:46 PM (AdVnn)
HeÂ’ll fit right in with ChuckYou SchumerÂ…
‘Biking through NY’s boroughs in 2005, I thought about some old friends, Joe & Eileen Bailey. Though they are imaginary, I frequently talk to them.’
- Charles Schumer
#BookerHimDanno
Posted by: Sophie13 at August 29, 2013 04:46 PM (KLyIW)
Posted by: Fritz at August 29, 2013 04:48 PM (KIHQS)
I remember wondering what the ride back with the baby bear, crapping itself, was like.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 29, 2013 04:49 PM (lVPtV)
Posted by: rickl at August 29, 2013 04:50 PM (sdi6R)
That's good to hear. It had almost sounded like one of the scamming businesses that set up outside military bases. (A certain jewelry store comes to mind). That was 40 years ago. Maybe things have changed.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at August 29, 2013 04:50 PM (yE6xT)
Posted by: Manifesto de Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at August 29, 2013 04:51 PM (2BHYC)
Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at August 29, 2013 04:51 PM (q2b5x)
Posted by: GnuBreed at August 29, 2013 04:52 PM (cHZB7)
Posted by: Ma Bell at August 29, 2013 04:52 PM (RLdcX)
Posted by: Hamilton at August 29, 2013 04:52 PM (2dYnc)
Posted by: fluffy at August 29, 2013 04:53 PM (mh2wr)
Posted by: exhelodrvr at August 29, 2013 04:53 PM (edmTQ)
Posted by: garrett at August 29, 2013 04:54 PM (+QaoZ)
Posted by: TWERK4PEACE! at August 29, 2013 04:55 PM (+omCY)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at August 29, 2013 04:55 PM (qyfb5)
Posted by: pep at August 29, 2013 04:55 PM (6TB1Z)
Don't get me started. Who the hell do Nat King Cole and Charlie Pride think they are?
Posted by: pep at August 29, 2013 04:56 PM (6TB1Z)
Posted by: GnuBreed at August 29, 2013 04:57 PM (cHZB7)
Posted by: CAC at August 29, 2013 04:57 PM (AdVnn)
Posted by: HoboJerky, Hash Hunter at August 29, 2013 04:58 PM (X4HxX)
Posted by: fluffy at August 29, 2013 04:58 PM (mh2wr)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at August 29, 2013 04:58 PM (qyfb5)
Posted by: Manifesto de Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at August 29, 2013 04:58 PM (2BHYC)
Posted by: HoboJerky, Hash Hunter at August 29, 2013 04:58 PM (X4HxX)
Posted by: Ma Bell at August 29, 2013 04:59 PM (RLdcX)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at August 29, 2013 04:59 PM (qyfb5)
Posted by: TWERK4PEACE! at August 29, 2013 04:59 PM (+omCY)
Good on the company for the apology. Suggest your son write them a letter of appreciation for assisting in correcting the situation. It might help get a few more boys and gals out of this kind of trouble. YMMV, though.
Posted by: Chelsea Hrothgar at August 29, 2013 05:00 PM (XdnQT)
Posted by: HoboJerky, Hash Hunter at August 29, 2013 05:00 PM (X4HxX)
with a CC to the JAG officer that helped.
(hit post before thinking)
Posted by: Chelsea Hrothgar at August 29, 2013 05:00 PM (XdnQT)
Posted by: CAC at August 29, 2013 05:01 PM (AdVnn)
Screw you, Hussein.
Don't feel badly. My husband is a business owner (20 employees) and his insurance costs went up 30% last year and 56% this year. He just informed his employees (a few who voted for more Hope and Change) that unless he can find a less-expensive plan, we're all on our own. And our carrier will not be participating in the Georgia exchanges.
His last sentence in his e-mail to his employees was, "I warned you guys last year that elections have consequences."
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 29, 2013 05:01 PM (lVPtV)
Posted by: JeremiadBullfrog at August 29, 2013 05:02 PM (Y5I9o)
Posted by: GnuBreed at August 29, 2013 05:02 PM (cHZB7)
Posted by: Ma Bell at August 29, 2013 05:03 PM (RLdcX)
Posted by: t-bird at August 29, 2013 05:04 PM (FcR7P)
with a CC to the JAG officer that helped.
(hit post before thinking)
Posted by: Chelsea Hrothgar at August 29, 2013 09:00 PM (XdnQT)
Excellent idea. I believe my husband already suggested such. The kid learned from an early age how to write a proper thank-you note. I'll remind him again.
If I could, I'd hug his JAG or send him a case of his favorite booze.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 29, 2013 05:04 PM (lVPtV)
Posted by: Lucky Pierre at August 29, 2013 05:04 PM (5fSr7)
Posted by: Ma Bell at August 29, 2013 05:04 PM (RLdcX)
Who have their own ideas about snuggling and warmth. And who, once they have found a comfortable place to their liking, can be rather *difficult* about relinquishing it on demand.
Posted by: torquewrench at August 29, 2013 05:05 PM (gqT4g)
Posted by: Lucky Pierre at August 29, 2013 05:06 PM (5fSr7)
Posted by: TWERK4PEACE! at August 29, 2013 05:06 PM (+omCY)
The results are the same whether he went to prestigious private schools or Detroit public schools. Allison and the class resenters couldn't give a shit about all that. Is society better off? Who cares. They're just interested in the path it took to get to that achievement. That rags to riches story. That's what is really cool. So lets just start everyone in the crapper collectively, and see how it shakes out. There's her argument.
It's easier to achieve when you are given the better opportunities. It's easier when you have parents and teachers that care. There is no doubt about that. A conservative wants to create better opportunities, because while attention is nice, real achievements that move families and communities forward is what really matters.
Allison is like many liberals, in that they want to make life a damned obstacle course. A person could take leadership of and revive a dying company, and save 1000 working class jobs, but it won't mean shit to this strain of liberal if that person went to a prep school and had a fully functioning family.
It's like it is gymnastics and they are grading on level of difficulty. "Lets put someone out there on the vault without any training, and see if they can flip 3 times and stick the landing. Then I'd be impressed."
Posted by: Dave S. at August 29, 2013 05:06 PM (UvR6d)
153 151 It would be pretty awesome if the picture of that bed contained 5 hands. Photoshop, anyone?
Posted by: JeremiadBullfrog at August 29, 2013 09:02 PM (Y5I9o)
............................
That would be perfect with the mooch and bammy. Him with 3 hands trying to cradle that caboose and the other two holding a mirror looking at himself/
Posted by: Molly k. at August 29, 2013 05:07 PM (sVKy/)
Each crevice packed with cat fur.
Posted by: Lucky Pierre at August 29, 2013 05:07 PM (5fSr7)
Jane, glad things are finally being sorted out for your son.
And now on SyFy is Age of Dinosaurs. So get out the popcorn.
Posted by: Chelsea Puma (+SmuD) at August 29, 2013 05:08 PM (aUpYR)
Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian, now with 50% more sensitivity at August 29, 2013 05:09 PM (HVff2)
Posted by: Chelsea Puma (+SmuD) at August 29, 2013 05:10 PM (aUpYR)
Posted by: Fritz at August 29, 2013 05:10 PM (KIHQS)
Posted by: Chelsea Puma (+SmuD) at August 29, 2013 05:11 PM (aUpYR)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 29, 2013 05:11 PM (lVPtV)
He told the city council "keep the change".
Posted by: GnuBreed at August 29, 2013 05:11 PM (cHZB7)
I don't think "accomplishment" is on the leftist scale of merit. I asked a friend who was all excited about Obama during the 2008 election cycle, "what accomplishment of Obamas impresses you the most?" He said that I was missing the point.
Posted by: Splunge at August 29, 2013 05:12 PM (bKA83)
Posted by: soothsayer at August 29, 2013 05:13 PM (3Eg8d)
Posted by: soothsayer at August 29, 2013 05:13 PM (3Eg8d)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 29, 2013 05:13 PM (lVPtV)
he needs to go
Posted by: akak at August 29, 2013 05:13 PM (4tkxZ)
Posted by: AmishDude at August 29, 2013 05:14 PM (xSegX)
Posted by: fluffy at August 29, 2013 05:16 PM (mh2wr)
Anyone want to throw me a *cough* bone?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 29, 2013 05:16 PM (lVPtV)
The appeal of Obama is the obvious example. But Booker is today's story. If you ask why Booker would even go to those lengths, it's because there are a lot of Allison's that love that shit.
Posted by: Dave S. at August 29, 2013 05:16 PM (UvR6d)
Posted by: Northernlurker at August 29, 2013 05:17 PM (BLAfs)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at August 29, 2013 05:17 PM (jucos)
Posted by: Splunge at August 29, 2013 09:12 PM (bKA83)
----
Yeah, it means nothing. You have to have an underdog narrative. A neat story to tell.
Posted by: Dave S. at August 29, 2013 05:18 PM (UvR6d)
Posted by: speedster1 on the iPad at August 29, 2013 05:18 PM (yeM7r)
Well, there's T-Bone Burnett. Among other things, he was in charge of the music for the Coen Brothers film O Brother, Where Art Thou?
Posted by: Splunge at August 29, 2013 05:20 PM (bKA83)
Corey Booker's allegedly imaginary friend who allegedly influenced him back in the day.
Posted by: speedster1 on the iPad at August 29, 2013 09:18 PM (yeM7r)
Wait...so his "friend" is a drug dealer and they're teh ghey? Confused I am.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 29, 2013 05:20 PM (lVPtV)
Posted by: speedster1 on the iPad at August 29, 2013 05:20 PM (yeM7r)
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Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at August 29, 2013 05:23 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Chelsea Booker at August 29, 2013 05:23 PM (GgPam)
Posted by: Cory Booker at August 29, 2013 05:24 PM (bKA83)
Posted by: GnuBreed at August 29, 2013 05:24 PM (cHZB7)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at August 29, 2013 09:23 PM (GEICT)
Jeebus. So he's as fucked up as lil' Barry?
He's a shoo-in then.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 29, 2013 05:25 PM (lVPtV)
Posted by: Ma Bell at August 29, 2013 05:25 PM (RLdcX)
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Posted by: adams memory foam porn at August 29, 2013 09:26 PM (gQKHE)
OMG. I hadn't even thought of strangling/suffocating babies of hipsters.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 29, 2013 05:28 PM (lVPtV)
Posted by: no good deed at August 29, 2013 05:28 PM (WmLrU)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 29, 2013 05:28 PM (MBqvE)
Posted by: Ma Bell at August 29, 2013 05:30 PM (RLdcX)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at August 29, 2013 05:31 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Gaylord The I at August 29, 2013 05:31 PM (FcR7P)
Posted by: GnuBreed at August 29, 2013 05:31 PM (cHZB7)
I blame the hipster wife. Who apparently thinks it's awesome to post pics of herself breast feeding their kids.
But is she hot?
Posted by: garrett at August 29, 2013 05:32 PM (TuBvt)
Posted by: fluffy at August 29, 2013 05:32 PM (mh2wr)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at August 29, 2013 05:33 PM (tenrq)
Posted by: William J. Clinton at August 29, 2013 05:33 PM (YEDer)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at August 29, 2013 05:35 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Ma Bell at August 29, 2013 05:35 PM (RLdcX)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at August 29, 2013 05:35 PM (tenrq)
Every. Single. Thursday. the Savannah Morning News has a Hipster feature in the paper. They've featured hipster men in skirts, etc.
*runs to find link to today's Hipster Scene of the Week feature to link*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 29, 2013 05:36 PM (lVPtV)
youtube.com/watch?v=ttPi2xBRjzo
Posted by: Fritz at August 29, 2013 05:36 PM (KIHQS)
Posted by: Chelsea Jones at August 29, 2013 05:36 PM (bUmSq)
Posted by: GnuBreed at August 29, 2013 05:36 PM (cHZB7)
Posted by: Brony Frank at August 29, 2013 09:34 PM (XdnQT)
...............................
New York strip is where it is at my friend.
Posted by: Bubba Clinton at August 29, 2013 05:37 PM (sVKy/)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at August 29, 2013 09:31 PM (GEICT)
Thankfully my latest parent friends have avoided that..
Posted by: tsrblke (Tablet) at August 29, 2013 05:37 PM (GaqMa)
Posted by: Bill Clinton at August 29, 2013 05:38 PM (bKA83)
Posted by: Ma Bell at August 29, 2013 05:38 PM (RLdcX)
Posted by: Brony Frank at August 29, 2013 05:38 PM (XdnQT)
T-Bone had an indelible spirit.
You just couldn't keep him from being positive. His personality, his very soul was effusive.
He didn't have a penny to his name, but he had a wonderful way of turning something as simple as a pocketful of batteries into a pocketful of crack.
Posted by: garrett at August 29, 2013 05:39 PM (TuBvt)
Posted by: DC in Towson at August 29, 2013 05:39 PM (ZFinx)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at August 29, 2013 05:40 PM (tenrq)
Posted by: Chelsea Puma (+SmuD) at August 29, 2013 05:40 PM (aUpYR)
Posted by: Arbalest at August 29, 2013 05:40 PM (FlRtG)
Posted by: Chelsea "Horse Face" Kerry-Heinz 57 at August 29, 2013 05:41 PM (bUmSq)
Posted by: Ma Bell at August 29, 2013 05:41 PM (RLdcX)
Anyway, here's a local hipster and his dog.
http://tinyurl.com/n9kupvu
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 29, 2013 05:41 PM (lVPtV)
What bothered me more and what I did think was racist was that Cyrus treated this black man as a sex object. Clearly Cyrus is not actually seeking a deep and meaningful relationship with this man.
The term is "buck n!%%@" and you can fill out the letters as you will. The converse applies to female black dancers in comparable situations.
Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at August 29, 2013 05:42 PM (d7tB2)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at August 29, 2013 05:42 PM (tenrq)
Also, that man has 3 arms.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 29, 2013 05:42 PM (lnFK0)
The article itself is your typical white guilt liberal pontificating on topics they donÂ’t quite grasp and lecturing everyone about how to live in a manner that best assuages their white liberal guilt. This article is dumb, even by Slate standards, and that is saying something, but there is some value to be taken from it as it is an excellent look into the thought process of ass kissing statists. If it was satire by somebody who has run into all of these same arguments before (IÂ’ve seen all of these points pop up in various school choice arguments, only IÂ’ve never seen them bundled so completely) then high five. Good work. If this author actually believes this tripe, then IÂ’m amazed she figured out how to turn on her computer to type it.
Posted by: Splunge at August 29, 2013 05:43 PM (bKA83)
Also, that man has 3 arms.
Apparently one doesn't work, though. She's asleep and still wearing clothing.
Posted by: garrett at August 29, 2013 05:44 PM (TuBvt)
Posted by: DC in Towson at August 29, 2013 05:44 PM (ZFinx)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at August 29, 2013 05:44 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 29, 2013 05:44 PM (lVPtV)
Posted by: Splunge at August 29, 2013 05:44 PM (bKA83)
Posted by: Reaper Barrel [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at August 29, 2013 05:44 PM (qyfb5)
Posted by: The Barrel, Crashing Through A Wall at August 29, 2013 05:45 PM (tenrq)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at August 29, 2013 05:45 PM (qyfb5)
Posted by: Ma Bell at August 29, 2013 05:45 PM (RLdcX)
Posted by: adams bowie porn at August 29, 2013 05:45 PM (gQKHE)
It's kcufing amazing.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Ecclesiates 9:11) at August 29, 2013 05:46 PM (28TG+)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at August 29, 2013 05:46 PM (tenrq)
Still beats Port-a-Pottie. I like to look on the bright side.
Posted by: Splunge at August 29, 2013 05:47 PM (bKA83)
Posted by: GnuBreed at August 29, 2013 05:47 PM (cHZB7)
Posted by: Chelsea Hrothgar at August 29, 2013 05:48 PM (XdnQT)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Ecclesiates 9:11) at August 29, 2013 05:48 PM (28TG+)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at August 29, 2013 05:48 PM (jucos)
Posted by: Sarahw at August 29, 2013 05:48 PM (LYwCh)
Posted by: t-bird at August 29, 2013 05:49 PM (FcR7P)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 29, 2013 05:50 PM (MBqvE)
If granddaughter is interested in an nsuitable piece of clothing, I simply say it looks hipster to me. She puts it back right away. HA!
Posted by: Miss Marple at August 29, 2013 05:50 PM (GoIUi)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at August 29, 2013 05:50 PM (qyfb5)
Plus, can you imagine what that mattress will look like in a few years?
Ever since that dwarf threesome you had the dwarf has been missing?
Well . . .
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Ecclesiates 9:11) at August 29, 2013 05:50 PM (28TG+)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at August 29, 2013 05:50 PM (jucos)
Posted by: fluffy at August 29, 2013 05:51 PM (mh2wr)
Posted by: no good deed at August 29, 2013 05:51 PM (WmLrU)
That's not a BUG that's a FEATURE.
Posted by: Bill Gates keepin' his hand in at August 29, 2013 05:52 PM (28TG+)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at August 29, 2013 05:52 PM (qyfb5)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at August 29, 2013 05:52 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Dang at August 29, 2013 05:52 PM (Hx2XA)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 29, 2013 05:52 PM (MBqvE)
I may be stupid, but not that stupid. Firefox.
Posted by: Splunge at August 29, 2013 05:53 PM (bKA83)
Maybe he's a flamenco guitarist?
Posted by: Dang at August 29, 2013 05:53 PM (Hx2XA)
Posted by: DC in Towson at August 29, 2013 05:53 PM (ZFinx)
I'm trying to be stoic, like my old friend T-Bone would have been.
Posted by: Splunge at August 29, 2013 05:54 PM (bKA83)
Oh, btw Jane, I might have an opportunity to move to Savannah. This wouldn't be for a few months, but I'd like to get a local's perspective before I even consider it. My email is my nic at yahoo dot com, minus the spaces, if you wouldn't mind giving me the reader's digest version.
Posted by: DC in Towson at August 29, 2013 09:53 PM (ZFinx)
Be more than happy to.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 29, 2013 05:55 PM (lVPtV)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at August 29, 2013 05:55 PM (GEICT)
It's the chick's right arm folks. Look at the fingernails.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk
______________
She has ghastly man hands.
Posted by: Truck Monkey at August 29, 2013 05:55 PM (jucos)
Posted by: Ma Bell at August 29, 2013 05:55 PM (RLdcX)
So I came home and looked up the Obey clothing line, and it is run by Shepherd Fairy, the guy who did the Obama poster HOPE!!!!!
I told my grandson and he was horrified and said no more "Obey" clothing! And I won't buy it either.
So, parents, beware! Can you imagine that they would actually market a line called "Obey" to teens? Sounds like brainwashing to me!
Posted by: Miss Marple at August 29, 2013 05:56 PM (GoIUi)
Posted by: thunderb at August 29, 2013 05:56 PM (zOTsN)
dude, srsly, wtf?? i just get home and there's . . . THAT???
Posted by: Peaches at August 29, 2013 05:57 PM (8lmkt)
Then edit out the "bad" stuff (like br's and P's and any other formatting that will screw you up) then hit apply and your pasted content is now pure as the driven snow. Ready to receive YOUR and YOURS ALONE formatting using the innovative space and enter keys.
For the "Barrel Curious" among us, you may use square brackets and minimalist entities to create italic, strikeout and bold formatting to your creation.
bon apetit' you guys.
Posted by: Bill Gates keepin' his hand in at August 29, 2013 05:57 PM (28TG+)
Posted by: DC in Towson at August 29, 2013 09:53 PM (ZFinx)
______________
And leave beautiful Towson?
Posted by: Truck Monkey at August 29, 2013 05:57 PM (jucos)
Posted by: DC in Towson at August 29, 2013 05:57 PM (ZFinx)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at August 29, 2013 05:57 PM (qyfb5)
Posted by: Chelsea Puma (+SmuD) at August 29, 2013 05:58 PM (aUpYR)
Posted by: Aviator at August 29, 2013 05:59 PM (DI+ja)
Posted by: GnuBreed at August 29, 2013 05:59 PM (cHZB7)
http://tinyurl.com/ovlzb8n
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 29, 2013 05:59 PM (lVPtV)
Posted by: Dang at August 29, 2013 05:59 PM (Hx2XA)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at August 29, 2013 06:00 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at August 29, 2013 06:00 PM (qyfb5)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at August 29, 2013 06:00 PM (jucos)
Posted by: DC in Towson at August 29, 2013 06:00 PM (ZFinx)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at August 29, 2013 06:01 PM (jucos)
Posted by: thunderb at August 29, 2013 06:01 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Deety at August 29, 2013 06:01 PM (UaCt0)
Posted by: Manifesto de Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at August 29, 2013 06:02 PM (2BHYC)
That's "convicted plagiarist Shepard Fairey." Although I like "Fairy."
He's been stealing Soviet imagery for years....just happened to get caught when he used stolen imagery for the SCOAMF poster. Also, don't spray paint his building; he gets all pissy about property rights when he's not holding the paint can and vandalizing your business.
*spit*
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at August 29, 2013 06:02 PM (hO8IJ)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at August 29, 2013 06:02 PM (qyfb5)
Posted by: GnuBreed at August 29, 2013 06:03 PM (cHZB7)
Posted by: Manifesto de Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at August 29, 2013 06:03 PM (2BHYC)
Posted by: Waterhouse at August 29, 2013 06:03 PM (CiLNH)
Posted by: Splunge at August 29, 2013 06:03 PM (bKA83)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at August 29, 2013 06:04 PM (qyfb5)
Posted by: Chelsea Hrothgar at August 29, 2013 06:04 PM (XdnQT)
He's been stealing Soviet imagery for years....just happened to get caught when he used stolen imagery for the SCOAMF poster. Also, don't spray paint his building; he gets all pissy about property rights when he's not holding the paint can and vandalizing your business.
*spit*
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at August 29, 2013 10:02 PM (hO8IJ)
fuckin' shitbird . . .
Posted by: Peaches at August 29, 2013 06:04 PM (8lmkt)
Posted by: Dang at August 29, 2013 06:04 PM (Hx2XA)
Posted by: Ma Bell at August 29, 2013 06:04 PM (RLdcX)
Twerking? Hell, Reggie and I do that all the time.
Posted by: Barky O at August 29, 2013 06:05 PM (0XBx+)
Posted by: Manifesto de Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at August 29, 2013 06:05 PM (2BHYC)
Posted by: DC in Towson at August 29, 2013 06:05 PM (ZFinx)
Funny thing is if you sleep facing each other the Arms of Comfort Limitation approaches 0.
Mathematical fact.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 29, 2013 06:05 PM (lnFK0)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at August 29, 2013 06:05 PM (jucos)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at August 29, 2013 06:06 PM (qyfb5)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at August 29, 2013 06:06 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Splunge at August 29, 2013 06:06 PM (bKA83)
Posted by: Minnfidel at August 29, 2013 06:06 PM (bXdYS)
Posted by: no good deed at August 29, 2013 06:07 PM (WmLrU)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at August 29, 2013 06:07 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Manifesto de Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at August 29, 2013 06:07 PM (2BHYC)
Posted by: DC in Towson at August 29, 2013 06:07 PM (ZFinx)
Posted by: Minnfidel at August 29, 2013 10:06 PM (bXdYS)
Ugly on the INSIDE.
Where it hurts.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Ecclesiates 9:11) at August 29, 2013 06:08 PM (28TG+)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at August 29, 2013 06:09 PM (qyfb5)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at August 29, 2013 06:09 PM (vXE3u)
Posted by: Waterhouse at August 29, 2013 06:09 PM (CiLNH)
Posted by: Manifesto de Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at August 29, 2013 06:09 PM (2BHYC)
Posted by: EC at August 29, 2013 06:10 PM (doBIb)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at August 29, 2013 06:10 PM (vXE3u)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at August 29, 2013 06:10 PM (jucos)
Posted by: DC in Towson at August 29, 2013 06:10 PM (ZFinx)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Ecclesiates 9:11) at August 29, 2013 06:10 PM (28TG+)
Posted by: Manifesto de Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at August 29, 2013 06:11 PM (2BHYC)
Posted by: speedster1 on the iPad at August 29, 2013 06:11 PM (yeM7r)
Posted by: Y-not at August 29, 2013 06:11 PM (5H6zj)
Posted by: mindful webworker, married man at August 29, 2013 06:11 PM (U13jb)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at August 29, 2013 06:12 PM (jucos)
Posted by: Manifesto de Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at August 29, 2013 06:12 PM (2BHYC)
Posted by: Chelsea Puma (+SmuD) at August 29, 2013 06:12 PM (aUpYR)
Posted by: Minnfidel at August 29, 2013 10:06 PM (bXdYS)
Ugly on the INSIDE.
Where it hurts.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Ecclesiates 9:11) at August 29, 2013 10:08 PM ........................................
Not sure about the inside. But she looks like a bony Tim Burton on the outside.
Posted by: Minnfidel at August 29, 2013 06:13 PM (bXdYS)
Posted by: mindful webworker, country dweller at August 29, 2013 06:13 PM (U13jb)
We'll hold down the fort. But I know the feeling. As soon as Dave's parents pass on, there's going to be some serious discussion about leaving Marylandistan.Posted by: Gingy at August 29, 2013 06:14 PM (aH+zP)
Posted by: thunderb at August 29, 2013 06:14 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at August 29, 2013 06:14 PM (vXE3u)
BTW that guy is not happy about his "arm comfort". He's happy because he just nailed a hot chick. I could sleep happily on a thorn covered rock if I just hit that. Just sayin.
Posted by: Minnfidel at August 29, 2013 06:15 PM (bXdYS)
Now, I'm getting wallpaper paste adds from fucking Google here at the HQ.
The hell?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 29, 2013 06:15 PM (lVPtV)
Posted by: EC at August 29, 2013 06:16 PM (doBIb)
Posted by: Splunge at August 29, 2013 06:16 PM (bKA83)
Somehow I don't think anyone on the Left will detect the irony.
Posted by: West at August 29, 2013 06:16 PM (uDWfj)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at August 29, 2013 06:17 PM (vXE3u)
Jane, is this the part where you say, "Nobody puts DC in the corner!" ?
Posted by: Sean Bannion at August 29, 2013 10:14 PM (vXE3u)
Yes. Thank you. *slitty eyes*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 29, 2013 06:17 PM (lVPtV)
Posted by: HoboJerky, Hash Hunter at August 29, 2013 06:17 PM (X4HxX)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 29, 2013 10:15 PM (lVPtV)
If he looked it up, Google may be just spamming the ip with ads.
Posted by: tsrblke (Tablet) at August 29, 2013 06:17 PM (GaqMa)
Posted by: thunderb at August 29, 2013 06:17 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: EC at August 29, 2013 06:17 PM (doBIb)
Posted by: Minnfidel at August 29, 2013 06:17 PM (bXdYS)
The hell?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 29, 2013 10:15 PM (lVPtV)
_________________
we're just trying to help.
Posted by: NSA at August 29, 2013 06:17 PM (jucos)
Posted by: t-bird at August 29, 2013 06:18 PM (FcR7P)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at August 29, 2013 06:18 PM (qyfb5)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at August 29, 2013 06:19 PM (vXE3u)
FIFY
Posted by: Sean Bannion at August 29, 2013 10:17 PM ....................Thank You. A well done FIFY if I do say so.
Posted by: Minnfidel at August 29, 2013 06:19 PM (bXdYS)
*replaces tinfoil hat*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 29, 2013 06:19 PM (lVPtV)
DragonCon is happening this weekend in Atlanta. Yaya Han is there.
Posted by: Chelsea Puma (+SmuD) at August 29, 2013 06:20 PM (aUpYR)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at August 29, 2013 06:20 PM (qyfb5)
Posted by: Jane D'oh
I'M OUTRAGED!!!!! I would like to see the video, for,,,,,,um,,,,,,,more outrage.
Posted by: puddleglum at August 29, 2013 06:20 PM (AKI1Q)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at August 29, 2013 06:20 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at August 29, 2013 06:21 PM (qyfb5)
Posted by: mindful webworker, knows they're always listening at August 29, 2013 06:21 PM (U13jb)
http://www.cosplaygen.com/meagan-marie-usa/
Posted by: Chelsea Puma (+SmuD) at August 29, 2013 06:21 PM (aUpYR)
Posted by: thunderb at August 29, 2013 06:21 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Minnfidel at August 29, 2013 06:22 PM (bXdYS)
Posted by: EC at August 29, 2013 06:22 PM (doBIb)
Plus, I've told my husband not to keep his iPhone in our bedroom over night. Fox had a guy on saying there are hackers, and our gubmint who can turn our phones on, as well as our cameras, and watch/listen to us.
Brave New World.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 29, 2013 06:22 PM (lVPtV)
"what is this stuff?" "I don't know. Let Mikey eat it. He'll eat anything."
So they get all high and mighty and then once it looks like the US is going to fall for it, they both back off and say "wellll wait a minute there cowboy . . ."
Oh and John McCain has lost any moral authority he ever had from being tortured in Viet Nam. What a scum sucking spoiler old douchebag. He gives being a crotchety old prick a bad name.
For the first time in my life, I'm ashamed of my generation for producing this half twitted evil dwarf.
I hope he catches fire one day and the fire extinguisher is on a shelf over his head.
I hope he gets to watch his daughter become a bed ridden bag of suet.
I hope he's watching as his anorexic wife disappears up her ass one day with a *pop*.
I wish he would run so he could get primaried and shown how much people hate his wrinkled old ass.
I wish Obama would've left him on the airport tarmac in Egypt without security.
(the preceding is for entertainment purposes only. No threats were meant or implied and are strictly the opinion of the author.)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Ecclesiates 9:11) at August 29, 2013 06:22 PM (28TG+)
Posted by: thunderb at August 29, 2013 10:21 PM .....................Why are you the ghey?
Posted by: Minnfidel at August 29, 2013 06:22 PM (bXdYS)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at August 29, 2013 06:23 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: mindful webworker, knows they're always listening at August 29, 2013 10:21 PM (U13jb)
Just as bad. Comcast Infinity.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 29, 2013 06:23 PM (lVPtV)
Posted by: Minnfidel at August 29, 2013 06:23 PM (bXdYS)
Posted by: thunderb at August 29, 2013 06:24 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at August 29, 2013 06:24 PM (l3vZN)
Posted by: Chelsea Puma (+SmuD) at August 29, 2013 06:24 PM (aUpYR)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at August 29, 2013 06:25 PM (GEICT)
When a woman rolls over and sleeps on her stomach, won't her tatas slip in between the cracks?
That can't be comfortable.
Is this an Onion article? I can't tell anymore.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Ecclesiates 9:11) at August 29, 2013 06:25 PM (28TG+)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 29, 2013 06:25 PM (lVPtV)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at August 29, 2013 06:26 PM (l3vZN)
Posted by: Stark Dickflüssig at August 29, 2013 06:26 PM (Td7pU)
Posted by: EC at August 29, 2013 06:26 PM (doBIb)
Posted by: Merovign, Giant Green Rage Monster of Love [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at August 29, 2013 06:26 PM (qyfb5)
Posted by: Minnfidel at August 29, 2013 06:26 PM (bXdYS)
Posted by: Chelsea Puma (+SmuD) at August 29, 2013 06:26 PM (aUpYR)
Posted by: Chelsea d'afrique, late to the meme as usual at August 29, 2013 06:27 PM (r+7wo)
Posted by: Chelsea Puma (+SmuD) at August 29, 2013 06:28 PM (aUpYR)
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Posted by: Deety at August 29, 2013 06:40 PM (UaCt0)
The way I heard it, they thought that "Bruce" was too manly a name for the mild-mannered Dr. Banner; though I may have gotten my information from Mad Magazine.
Posted by: Lewis at August 29, 2013 06:53 PM (UB1pV)
But Google is trying to tell me that my dear, sainted mother was wrong.
Damn Google.
Posted by: Lewis at August 29, 2013 06:56 PM (UB1pV)
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Posted by: caustic at August 29, 2013 07:20 PM (/b8+5)
Guess google is a similar environment, this girl is not good looking at all. Unless to you guys she's good looking?
http://tinyurl.com/m5qty6f
Posted by: caustic at August 29, 2013 07:28 PM (/b8+5)
Beyond the pale was to be beyond the wall (the pale) of Dublin. I believe.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Ecclesiates 9:11) at August 29, 2013 07:41 PM (28TG+)
Posted by: BrokenNewsMike at August 29, 2013 07:56 PM (XYUuL)
http://tinyurl.com/ovlzb8n
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 29, 2013 09:59 PM (lVPtV)
Thanks for the laughs Jane. What do you know of this "expert" Mangue? WTF kinda name is that, she might as well be called Mange, that'd be pretty hip!
I like the guy that looks like a homeless Bill Cosby, tho he's better dressed to my eye than many of the others. Some of them will regret these pics in the paper in coming years, that is if they ever get any smarter.
Is this caused by drugs or just stupidity?
Posted by: The Farmer at August 29, 2013 08:26 PM (aY3B2)
Many years ago, National Lampoon did a feature on "Our White Heritage." One of the items was approximately:
These are just a few of many words that White people have contributed to the English language:
these
are
just
a
few
of
many
words
that
white
people
have
contributed
to
the
English
language
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