July 11, 2013

Countdown to Sharknado
— Ace

It's only seven and a half hours away. Tonight at 9 (Eastern) on SyFy. We'll be liveblogging this event.

At Breitbart, I address some of the unfortunate controversy that Sharknado is causing in the Shark Cinematic Community.

Posted by: Ace at 09:32 AM | Comments (400)
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1
I got nuthin.

Posted by: fixerupper at July 11, 2013 09:33 AM (nELVU)

2 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a malignant traitor.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) - Passing through Rage & Out the Other Side at July 11, 2013 09:34 AM (/PCJa)

3 Gonna make a liquor store run   just for this momentous  occasion.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at July 11, 2013 09:34 AM (0HooB)

4 Could not give a shit less. I'm out, later rons.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at July 11, 2013 09:34 AM (XIxXP)

5 Almost makes me wish I got SyFy.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) - Passing through Rage & Out the Other Side at July 11, 2013 09:34 AM (/PCJa)

6 That. Is. Awesome.

Posted by: Thunderb at July 11, 2013 09:35 AM (zOTsN)

7 You're gonna need a bigger sky.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at July 11, 2013 09:35 AM (bYRF2)

8 I have got to get my chores done in time for this event!  And Backwards Boy - ditto here. 

Posted by: Muad'dib at July 11, 2013 09:35 AM (KjlbF)

9
Heh.... after the play I see another trailer for "Piranhaconda" listed.

Posted by: fixerupper at July 11, 2013 09:36 AM (nELVU)

10 Some naysayers say a tornado can't bear sharks....

I say America can't carry a shark named Barry....

oh update Ms. 10077 is alive and knitting...woke up hard from anasthesia but all is well...

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at July 11, 2013 09:36 AM (LRFds)

11 It's meaningless if they don't have friggin' lasers on their heads. MEANINGLESS.

Posted by: joncellius decimator at July 11, 2013 09:36 AM (RD7QR)

12 Too bad I'll be working.

Posted by: buzzion at July 11, 2013 09:36 AM (LI48c)

13 I wish I was in on that writers meeting. How high we're they?

Posted by: Thunderb at July 11, 2013 09:36 AM (zOTsN)

14 >>>Could not give a shit less.

thanks for weighing in.  It's always important to announce you're a grumpy old coot as often as possible, in case some people have forgotten.

Posted by: ace at July 11, 2013 09:36 AM (/IWYB)

15 What better diversion from the minute by minute commentary on our destruction than this idiocy. Include me out.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 11, 2013 09:36 AM (+98Gb)

16 The fact that the Not-Tara-Reid hottie actually utters the line "We're gonna need a bigger chopper" makes this movie worthy of every single award possible.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at July 11, 2013 09:37 AM (da5Wo)

17 What better diversion from the minute by minute commentary on our destruction than this idiocy. Include me out. Your conclusion does not follow from your premise.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) - Passing through Rage & Out the Other Side at July 11, 2013 09:37 AM (/PCJa)

18 back outside to pull weeds.
have a day.

Posted by: willow at July 11, 2013 09:37 AM (nqBYe)

19 It's not that I don't give a shit, it's that I don't have cable service.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 11, 2013 09:37 AM (+98Gb)

20 Gas explosion in NYC...developing on Drudge...did someone let Lt Worf loose in NYC again?

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at July 11, 2013 09:37 AM (LRFds)

21 Most climate experts feel the sharknado is directly linked to the earth's rising temperatures.  

Posted by: MSM at July 11, 2013 09:38 AM (sOtz/)

22 The fact that the Not-Tara-Reid hottie actually utters the line "We're gonna need a bigger chopper" makes this movie worthy of every single award possible. I thought that the "Not-Tara-Reid hottie" was actually... Tara Reid.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) - Passing through Rage & Out the Other Side at July 11, 2013 09:38 AM (/PCJa)

23 Unprecedented that SyFy will break programming for a message from TFG. Fuck you NSA. Tattle tales!

Posted by: RWC at July 11, 2013 09:38 AM (fWAjv)

24 20 Gas explosion in NYC...developing on Drudge...did someone let Lt Worf loose in NYC again? Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at July 11, 2013 01:37 PM (LRFds) Don't look at me. I'm downtown, yo.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 11, 2013 09:38 AM (+98Gb)

25 It's not that I don't give a shit, it's that I don't have cable service. Me, too. Doesn't stop me from riffing on it.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) - Passing through Rage & Out the Other Side at July 11, 2013 09:38 AM (/PCJa)

26 If the jury acquits it will be proof we're under attack by the KKKnado!

Posted by: Rev Al Sharpton at July 11, 2013 09:39 AM (Aif/5)

27 Is it pronounced Sharknaydo or Sharknahdo? These things matter. I prefer Sharknahdo. Sounds classier.

Posted by: eleven at July 11, 2013 09:39 AM (KXm42)

28 Death playing chess isn't nearly as awesome as a shark playing chess.  If only I had thought of it sooner.

Posted by: Ingmar Bergman at July 11, 2013 09:39 AM (8ZskC)

29 Man, I wish our tickets to Cirque de Soleil were for tomorrow night!  I'm going to miss the live blogging.  I have been anxiously awaiting this since I saw the commercial a few weeks ago.

Posted by: PAgirlinNC at July 11, 2013 09:39 AM (mPKiR)

30 I'm thinking some rum for a summery shark movie.  Maybe dark rum with pineapple juice.

Posted by: Muad'dib at July 11, 2013 09:39 AM (KjlbF)

31 It's gonna be like Judge Reinhold and Steve Gutenberg in a remake of Wild Wild West (the movie, not the TV show) via Highlander II.

Posted by: zsasz at July 11, 2013 09:39 AM (MMC8r)

32 16 The fact that the Not-Tara-Reid hottie actually utters the line "We're gonna need a bigger chopper" makes this movie worthy of every single award possible. --- GET TO DA CHOPPA!

Posted by: Governator Arnie at July 11, 2013 09:39 AM (a3iAA)

33 I bet is sucks!

Posted by: Serious Cat at July 11, 2013 09:39 AM (UypUQ)

34 25 It's not that I don't give a shit, it's that I don't have cable service. Me, too. Doesn't stop me from riffing on it. Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) - Passing through Rage & Out the Other Side at July 11, 2013 01:38 PM (/PCJa) I'm in bed at 9. I'm an alta-cocker. OT - looking out my window and there is no evidence of an explosion.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 11, 2013 09:40 AM (+98Gb)

35 The counting down until I break nasty wind has commenced......

Posted by: maddogg at July 11, 2013 09:40 AM (OlN4e)

36 You have to balance the scales.  There here banana republic may not have the fine weather or the low taxes of our competitors but we do have this idiocy, and they don't.

Posted by: SpongeBob ReaverSaget at July 11, 2013 09:40 AM (epxV4)

37 Loved the link to shark phenomena cinema

Posted by: Thunderb at July 11, 2013 09:40 AM (zOTsN)

38 30 I'm thinking some rum for a summery shark movie. Maybe dark rum with pineapple juice. Posted by: Muad'dib at July 11, 2013 01:39 PM (KjlbF) How about dusting off your Bass-O-Matic? Mmmm... Great bass!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 11, 2013 09:40 AM (+98Gb)

39 thanks for weighing in. It's always important to announce you're a grumpy old coot as often as possible, in case some people have forgotten. Posted by: ace at July 11, 2013 01:36 PM (/IWYB) You know, I'm a Moron, I frequent this site pretty much every day. Obviously my standards aren't high, but dammit, I expect you to come with "the Hot Air button on your computer still works". Is that too much to ask??? I'm a Platinum Member for Cthulhu's sake!

Posted by: BCochran1981 at July 11, 2013 09:40 AM (da5Wo)

40

I bet is sucks!

 

Just the part of it that touches the ground. The rest  pretty much blows.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at July 11, 2013 09:41 AM (0HooB)

41 16 The fact that the Not-Tara-Reid hottie actually utters the line "We're gonna need a bigger chopper" makes this movie worthy of every single award possible. Posted by: BCochran1981 at July 11, 2013 01:37 PM (da5Wo) Oops. Was going to say that she is close to illegal, but she's 23 now.

Posted by: RWC at July 11, 2013 09:41 AM (fWAjv)

42 Economists nationwide are having to amend Q3 GDP projections due to the fact that nobody gives a shit about work today.

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at July 11, 2013 09:41 AM (+lsX1)

43

Man, I wish our tickets to Cirque de Soleil were for tomorrow night! I'm going to miss the live blogging. I have been anxiously awaiting this since I saw the commercial a few weeks ago.

 

Shark du Soleil!  Dis is brilliant!

Posted by: Guy Laliberte at July 11, 2013 09:41 AM (BrQrN)

44 Happy to hear the news Sven (wife's recovery, not the NYC stuff).

Posted by: real joe at July 11, 2013 09:41 AM (PmcTg)

45 After Sharknado, stay with SyFy as they air the premiere of "Face Spiders"!

Posted by: EC at July 11, 2013 09:42 AM (GQ8sn)

46

OK, what's the beverage and what's the game?

 

 

Beer - Drink on any "scream"

Posted by: Candygram at July 11, 2013 09:42 AM (i7B17)

47 Tara reid has got to be at least 33

Posted by: Thunderb at July 11, 2013 09:42 AM (zOTsN)

48

Kudos to the Martin family attorney last night  with no  qualifications  calling for non-violence on Hannity.   Living here in the epicenter of not-really-national news (Anthony, Zimmerman) I  repeatedly  wish this would all  go away.  

 

 

Posted by: Beagle at July 11, 2013 09:43 AM (sOtz/)

49 >>How about dusting off your Bass-O-Matic?<<



*looks frantically through storage boxes for old bass-o-matic*

Posted by: Muad'dib at July 11, 2013 09:43 AM (KjlbF)

50

And you can see from the poster, this film does not resemble Sand Sharks in the least. For one thing, the shark's head is tilted in the opposite direction.  For another thing, the heroic butt of Avalanche Sharks is slightly canted by her hips, markedly different from Sand Shark's artistic choice of the traditional straight-butt.

 

 

That is some deep   shit, ace.  

 

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/b][/u][/i] at July 11, 2013 09:43 AM (4df7R)

51 >>>ow, I'm a Moron, I frequent this site pretty much every day. Obviously my standards aren't high, but dammit, I expect you to come with "the Hot Air button on your computer still works". Is that too much to ask???

wouldn't apply.  Hot Air covered it yesterday.


Posted by: ace at July 11, 2013 09:43 AM (/IWYB)

52 47 Tara reid has got to be at least 33 Posted by: Thunderb at July 11, 2013 01:42 PM (zOTsN) Is she a MILF yet?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 11, 2013 09:43 AM (+98Gb)

53 45 After Sharknado, stay with SyFy as they air the premiere of "Face Spiders"!



You love to live dangerously, don't you?


In other news, closing arguments going on now in the Traytable case.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 11, 2013 09:43 AM (lVPtV)

54 Is it funny to anyone else besides me that SyFy's catch phrase for their channel is "Imagine Greater"? No?

Posted by: EC at July 11, 2013 09:43 AM (GQ8sn)

55 Shark du Soleil! Dis is brilliant!

Love. It.


Posted by: PAgirlinNC at July 11, 2013 09:44 AM (mPKiR)

56 You love to live dangerously, don't you? Danger is my middle name!

Posted by: EC at July 11, 2013 09:44 AM (GQ8sn)

57 Whoa!

State comes right out of the gate with (racism!)--he's so young!! and waiving around the bloody body.

F' the system.

Posted by: RoyalOil at July 11, 2013 09:45 AM (VjL9S)

58 Is she a MILF yet? No.

Posted by: EC at July 11, 2013 09:45 AM (GQ8sn)

59 The first time in years that I've regretted going Netflix only.

Posted by: Lauren at July 11, 2013 09:45 AM (ikxXh)

60 After Sharknado, stay with SyFy as they air the premiere of "Face Spiders"!

Posted by: EC at July 11, 2013 01:42 PM (GQ8sn)

 

 

I say it again:   I hate you, and I will find where you live.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/b][/u][/i] at July 11, 2013 09:45 AM (4df7R)

61 JT Marlin upgrades Consolidated Chainsaw Sales Corp. to STRONG BUY

Posted by: JT Marlin at July 11, 2013 09:45 AM (8ZskC)

62 >>45 After Sharknado, stay with SyFy as they air the premiere of "Face Spiders"!<<



Thanks for the plug EC.  Our entire production team is thrilled with the new ground we've broken in face-sized spider cinematography.  You would not believe how many gingers we chowed in this pic!

Posted by: Face Sized Spider at July 11, 2013 09:45 AM (KjlbF)

63

Question:  What is more re?  Zimmerman  Prosecution or SharkNado?

Posted by: TheGarbone at July 11, 2013 09:45 AM (hZyOq)

64 wouldn't apply. Hot Air covered it yesterday. Posted by: ace at July 11, 2013 01:43 PM (/IWYB) And since when does continuity and logic rule around here? It's like I don't even fucking know you....

Posted by: BCochran1981 at July 11, 2013 09:46 AM (da5Wo)

65 Realistic....errrpppp

Posted by: TheGarbone at July 11, 2013 09:46 AM (hZyOq)

66 Almost makes me wish I got SyFy.

Would it be creepy to invite myself to my workplace minion's house to watch TV?

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at July 11, 2013 09:46 AM (/kI1Q)

67 Trayvon sells cartoon balloons in town.

Or rather, he used to.

Posted by: The Prosecution at July 11, 2013 09:46 AM (8ZskC)

68 59 The first time in years that I've regretted going Netflix only. Posted by: Lauren at July 11, 2013 01:45 PM (ikxXh) Wire strippers, soldering iron and electrical tape. Problem solved.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 11, 2013 09:46 AM (+98Gb)

69 Can't watch the prosecution doing closing arguments.  Not good for the blood pressure.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 11, 2013 09:46 AM (lVPtV)

70 really? this?


come on, award-winning blog....

Posted by: Jones in CO at July 11, 2013 09:46 AM (8sCoq)

71 Oops. Was going to say that she is close to illegal, but she's 23 now. Still a child according to the Floriduh DA!

Posted by: rickb223 at July 11, 2013 09:46 AM (uwLxR)

72 Thanks for the plug EC. Our entire production team is thrilled with the new ground we've broken in face-sized spider cinematography. You would not believe how many gingers we chowed in this pic!

Posted by: Face Sized Spider at July 11, 2013 01:45 PM (KjlbF)

 

I WILL KILL YOU WITH ALL THE THINGS.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/b][/u][/i] at July 11, 2013 09:46 AM (4df7R)

73 47 Tara reid has got to be at least 33 Posted by: Thunderb at July 11, 2013 01:42 PM (zOTsN) 37

Posted by: BCochran1981 at July 11, 2013 09:47 AM (da5Wo)

74 Sharknadoes are a direct result of America's onslaught against nature. So, blah blah necessarily skyrocket blah blah.

Posted by: Dickman, now with ears! at July 11, 2013 09:47 AM (i7B17)

75 I say it again: I hate you, and I will find where you live. Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at July 11, 2013 01:45 PM (4df7R) Happy face spider is sad. http://tinyurl.com/kn44e96

Posted by: EC at July 11, 2013 09:47 AM (GQ8sn)

76 It's 7 1/2 hours for you elitist east coasters -- not for the normal people.

Posted by: Zombie Trayvon at July 11, 2013 09:47 AM (cjFRv)

77 Right now the only thing keeping me from putting my head on my desk and openly weeping is Sharknado and Pacific Rim.

Posted by: alexthechick - Commence drinking now. at July 11, 2013 09:47 AM (VtjlW)

78 Is it funny to anyone else besides me that SyFy's catch phrase for their channel is "Imagine Greater"?

***

With the quality they put out, it's pretty easy to imagine greater.

Posted by: WalrusRex at July 11, 2013 09:47 AM (Hx5uv)

79 It seems to me they have put too much effort into the script and not enough effort into enhancing the skimpiness of Tara Reid's wardrobe.

Posted by: George Orwell half in the bag at July 11, 2013 09:47 AM (IZTTb)

80 This bald fucker needs his balls cut off, stuffed in his mouth and hung in the square--he is not a public servant seeking justice--he is demanding blood, the blood of GZ to atone for TM.

Again, hitting the racism was the only motive again, hard.

Posted by: RoyalOil at July 11, 2013 09:48 AM (VjL9S)

81 Okay, anybody know how I can stream SyFy tonight?

Posted by: chemjeff at July 11, 2013 09:48 AM (9GG/0)

82 77 Right now the only thing keeping me from putting my head on my desk and openly weeping is Sharknado and Pacific Rim. Posted by: alexthechick - Commence drinking now. at July 11, 2013 01:47 PM (VtjlW) *shoves tequila through usb*

Posted by: BCochran1981 at July 11, 2013 09:48 AM (da5Wo)

83 You would not believe how many gingers we chowed in this pic!

*mixes DDT into the SPF6000*

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at July 11, 2013 09:48 AM (/kI1Q)

84 "I WILL KILL YOU WITH ALL THE THINGS. Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at July 11, 2013 01:46 PM"

I'm sensing a touch of arachnophobia here...

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 11, 2013 09:48 AM (knoK7)

85 Hmmmm.... dream dream dream http://tinyurl.com/plqqbv4 (SFW)

Posted by: RWC at July 11, 2013 09:48 AM (fWAjv)

86 For the record: hot soup out the nose hurts.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) - Passing through Rage & Out the Other Side at July 11, 2013 09:48 AM (/PCJa)

87 I heard Pacific Rim was looking at a baaad opening. No comment as to quality, of course, just bad box office.

Posted by: zsasz at July 11, 2013 09:48 AM (MMC8r)

88 73 47 Tara reid has got to be at least 33 Posted by: Thunderb at July 11, 2013 01:42 PM (zOTsN) 37 --- Thirty-seven? Try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot!

Posted by: Dante Hicks at July 11, 2013 09:48 AM (a3iAA)

89 I wish they would add a scene of a stray hammerhead crashing into Angela Corey's office.

Posted by: George Orwell half in the bag at July 11, 2013 09:49 AM (IZTTb)

90 Centuries from now, the passage of years will still be expressed in terms of BS (Before Sharknado) and AS (After Sharknado)...

Posted by: Haiku Guy at July 11, 2013 09:49 AM (bIy5N)

91

There's a Shark Cinematic Community, eh?

 

The things  I learn here...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at July 11, 2013 09:49 AM (0HooB)

92 *shoves tequila through usb*

----


THAT would be sooooooo cool.....

Posted by: fixerupper at July 11, 2013 09:49 AM (nELVU)

93 Happy face spider is sad. That looks like the face of the Devil.

Posted by: eleven at July 11, 2013 09:49 AM (KXm42)

94

Tara reid has got to be at least 33 

 

 

And, a solid B cup.

Posted by: Just guessing at July 11, 2013 09:49 AM (i7B17)

95 Where's the closing arguments thread?

Posted by: Soona at July 11, 2013 09:49 AM (lzl0V)

96 Happy face spider is sad.

http://tinyurl.com/kn44e96

Posted by: EC at July 11, 2013 01:47 PM (GQ8sn)

 

It's transparent and yellow and has a CLOWN FACE on its thorax.

 

*builds fort for protection*

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/b][/u][/i] at July 11, 2013 09:49 AM (4df7R)

97 Right now the only thing keeping me from putting my head on my desk and openly weeping is Sharknado and Pacific Rim.

Posted by: alexthechick - Commence drinking now. at July 11, 2013 01:47 PM (VtjlW)

 

---- --- ---- ---- ----- ----

Yeah, I'm still recovering from Red Wedding.    Maybe Rob could come back as a zombie and eat Frey's brains.  That would be awesome.  

Posted by: Beagle at July 11, 2013 09:49 AM (sOtz/)

98 This bald fucker needs his balls cut off, stuffed in his mouth and hung in the square--he is not a public servant seeking justice--he is demanding blood, the blood of GZ to atone for TM. Neblett approved.

Posted by: zsasz at July 11, 2013 09:49 AM (MMC8r)

99

Flying sharks and chainsaws...   Awesome!!!!!

 

Posted by: TheGarbone at July 11, 2013 09:50 AM (hZyOq)

100 And whatever Breitbart's paying ace, they should double it.  That was impressive.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at July 11, 2013 09:50 AM (/kI1Q)

101 Will it be as epic as Lobster Knife Fight?

http://tinyurl.com/om7een

Posted by: Astronaut Achmed at July 11, 2013 09:50 AM (YLZSZ)

102 Okay, what about this then.  Think, a remake of Wizard of Oz.  But instead of a tornado taking Dorothy to the Land of Oz, a Sharknado takes her to... sharks. 

Posted by: The Pitch Guy at July 11, 2013 09:50 AM (8ZskC)

103 Oldsailors Poet is a grumpy coot what smells like original Old Spice and Vicks VapoRub.

This movie is just screaming for "hidden in the frame" jokes.  Like the wicked witch of the west in the tornado if you freeze-frame just right.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 11, 2013 09:50 AM (J79eW)

104 SPOILER ALERT: The heroes defeat the Sharknado by charging it with lesser offenses and one count of child abuse.

Posted by: George Orwell half in the bag at July 11, 2013 09:50 AM (IZTTb)

105 Where's the closing arguments thread? I think ace is waiting for the Defense. He figures Sharknado is less ridiculous than the State's case.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) - Passing through Rage & Out the Other Side at July 11, 2013 09:50 AM (/PCJa)

106 It's transparent and yellow and has a CLOWN FACE on its thorax. *builds fort for protection* Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at July 11, 2013 01:49 PM (4df7R) Come on, MWR! He's even wearing a bow-tie for you! Now that's a proper gentleman spider.

Posted by: EC at July 11, 2013 09:51 AM (GQ8sn)

107 My God. . .it's full of sharks!

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 11, 2013 09:51 AM (zF6Iw)

108 Right now the only thing keeping me from putting my head on my desk and openly weeping is Sharknado and Pacific Rim. I read somewhere Pacific Lim was suckey.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 11, 2013 09:51 AM (uwLxR)

109 Have I ever told you guys the story of driving a rental car to FL from Birmingham, AL years ago, with little D'oh Boy in his car seat in the back, and a large spider descending from the rear-view mirror towards my face?

Miraculously, I didn't wreck the car.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 11, 2013 09:51 AM (lVPtV)

110 Yeah, I'm still recovering from Red Wedding. Maybe Rob could come back as a zombie and eat Frey's brains. That would be awesome. Careful what you wish for!

Posted by: Jay in Ames at July 11, 2013 09:51 AM (i2Lsf)

111

Salt in sidebar.

 

It's July in Florida.  I'll cut down on salt in three months.  When I was in  Summer camp we used to eat that crap straight out of the shaker for lunch. 

Posted by: Beagle at July 11, 2013 09:51 AM (sOtz/)

112 Bald, pompous fuckweasel. 

Posted by: Soona at July 11, 2013 09:51 AM (lzl0V)

113 No comment as to quality, of course, just bad box office.


And Jugears got 52% of the vote.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 11, 2013 09:51 AM (8ZskC)

114 Oh, so now your neighbor's house getting broken into is "just business as usual."

And GZ should have shrugged it off.

But, he got scared--and that's why he killed--in scared revenge killing--looking for a (black) criminal to kill.

Fuck this bald bastard.

Again, "he profiled TM as a criminal."


Posted by: RoyalOil at July 11, 2013 09:51 AM (VjL9S)

115 Shark Sharque du Soleil! Dis is brilliant!

Posted by: Guy Laliberte at July 11, 2013 01:41 PM (BrQrN)


FIFY

Posted by: chemjeff at July 11, 2013 09:51 AM (9GG/0)

116 I'm sensing a touch of arachnophobia here...

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 11, 2013 01:48 PM (knoK7)

 

 

When I was but a wee lass with a 100+ degree fever, I was lying    recumbent on the couch, somewhat delirious, as the rest of my family watched Arachnophobia.

 

 Arachnophobia    is   not a movie anyone should watch with a 100+ degree fever.   It does things to the brain.

 

All eight-legged arachnids MUST DIE.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/b][/u][/i] at July 11, 2013 09:52 AM (4df7R)

117 I was told yelling and arrogance are the way to speak to a woman's soul.

Posted by: Bernie De La Rionda at July 11, 2013 09:52 AM (Aif/5)

118 >> wouldn't apply. Hot Air covered it yesterday. And by covered it, he means Allah pimped the liveblog. This is An Thing, people!

Posted by: Andy at July 11, 2013 09:52 AM (k67rB)

119 102 Okay, what about this then. Think, a remake of Wizard of Oz. But instead of a tornado taking Dorothy to the Land of Oz, a Sharknado takes her to... sharks. --- Think about Twister meets Deep Blue Sea! We can even get Samuel L. Jackson to scream "I'M TIRED OF THESE MOTHERFUCKING SHARKS IN THE MOTHERFUCKING SKY!"

Posted by: The Other Pitch Guy at July 11, 2013 09:52 AM (a3iAA)

120

Right now the only thing keeping me from putting my head on my desk and openly weeping is Sharknado and Pacific Rim.

-----------------

 

I'd slip you the duplicate Pacific Rim kaiju that I ended up with on Tuesday, but I can't figure out how to get it into my network cable.

 

Posted by: junior at July 11, 2013 09:52 AM (UWFpX)

121 I think ace is waiting for the Defense. He figures Sharknado is less ridiculous than the State's case. True, and also true is this jury will make GZ rot in jail for the remainder of his life.

Posted by: George Orwell half in the bag at July 11, 2013 09:52 AM (IZTTb)

122 This is enough to make me want to re-subscribe to cable. Just for tonight.

Posted by: rickl at July 11, 2013 09:52 AM (zoehZ)

123 RE: Trial

Its been established that Martin made the first illegal act by punching George Zimmerman. The "nothing illegal" about going to store and being there is irrelevant.

Posted by: Serious Cat at July 11, 2013 09:52 AM (UypUQ)

124 Oh come on you party poopers, I don't even have a TV and I am still gonna follow the live blogging. It's the Moron version of MST3K. I want action figures, damn it.

Posted by: Tammy sans Thor at July 11, 2013 09:52 AM (2/T/u)

125 The existence of Sharknado has caused me to re-evaluate everything

Posted by: Jones in CO at July 11, 2013 09:52 AM (8sCoq)

126 Judge Freisler just ruled that the jury may NOT consider murder 3 or aggro child abuse. He will be charged with aggravated J-walking and conduct unbecoming a creepy-ass cracka'.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 11, 2013 09:53 AM (+98Gb)

127 >>99 Flying sharks and chainsaws... Awesome!!!!!<<



Part of me wants to be the engineer and say that if I try to chainsaw a 2,000lb shark as it falls on me, I will end up squished.  Because, you know, chainsaws do not have deflector shields on them.  The rest of me just wants to let the art wash over and through me.  The rum will help the latter win.

Posted by: Muad'dib at July 11, 2013 09:53 AM (KjlbF)

128 You've taken a mediocre movie with a ridiculous premise polluted by B-actors; and then elevated this culture-killing atrocity to cult status before it has even aired!!! Well done sir. Well done indeed!

Posted by: Ima DVR it! at July 11, 2013 09:53 AM (ISRS1)

129

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 11, 2013 01:51 PM (lVPtV)


Next from SyFy: Spidersharklanchequake!

Posted by: chemjeff at July 11, 2013 09:53 AM (9GG/0)

130

"This bald fucker needs his balls cut off, stuffed in his mouth and hung in the square--he is not a public servant seeking justice--he is demanding blood, the blood of GZ to atone for TM.

Again, hitting the racism was the only motive again, hard. "

 

The only way I'm gonna get through this shrill motherfucker's closing is with a combination of teh ganj and a 32oz jug of Lean.

Posted by: Jaws at July 11, 2013 09:53 AM (4I3Uo)

131 I kind of prefer the heroine in the Shark Avalanche poster over the more scantily clad heroine in Sand Shark.  I think it has to deal with her choice of pose, and holding a machete

Posted by: buzzion at July 11, 2013 09:53 AM (LI48c)

132 I'll be seeing Pacific Rim on Saturday.  Guys at work STILL don't believe Sharknado is real.  They think it's a joke.

Posted by: CDR M at July 11, 2013 09:53 AM (BuYeH)

133 The existence of Sharknado has caused me to re-evaluate everything We're all on the express elevator to hell. Welcome aboard!

Posted by: EC at July 11, 2013 09:53 AM (GQ8sn)

134 Wait for it: SPIDERCLOWNS FROM SPACE. They come up on you, but if you punch them, they explode into a cloud of a million spiders. Step on one, and a full-grown clown erupts from its carcass.

Posted by: CAC at July 11, 2013 09:53 AM (bXBse)

135 I read somewhere Pacific Lim was suckey. Are there giant robots? Check. Giant mutant aliens? Check. Splodey? Check. That guy I always think of as "That guy what looks like an ape"? Check. I'm not sure what else anyone is looking for. Seems like it's got all the bases covered to me.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) - Passing through Rage & Out the Other Side at July 11, 2013 09:53 AM (/PCJa)

136 Come on, MWR! He's even wearing a bow-tie for you! Now that's a proper gentleman spider.

Posted by: EC at July 11, 2013 01:51 PM (GQ8sn) \

 

 

I... will admit, i found the bowtie to be a fetching      attempt    to humanize itself.

 

But SPIDER.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/b][/u][/i] at July 11, 2013 09:53 AM (4df7R)

137 My God. . .it's full of sharks!

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 11, 2013 01:51 PM (zF6Iw)


-----


All These Twisters Are Yours


Except Sharknado


Attempt No Landings There

Posted by: fixerupper at July 11, 2013 09:53 AM (nELVU)

138 But guys, farscape just needs to be more like The Simpsons

Posted by: Jackass "SyFy".executive at July 11, 2013 09:53 AM (ikxXh)

139 I think ace is waiting for the Defense. He figures Sharknado is less ridiculous than the State's case.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) - Passing through Rage & Out the Other Side at July 11, 2013 01:50 PM (/PCJa)

 

 

---------------------------------------------

 

 

Maybe you're right.  Ever since I saw what the judge ruled today, my rage meter has been running away from me.

Posted by: Soona at July 11, 2013 09:53 AM (lzl0V)

140 Hey Tara Reid got her boob job fixed Rock on Tara

Posted by: Navycopjoe at July 11, 2013 09:54 AM (PwTLl)

141 All eight-legged arachnids MUST DIE.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at July 11, 2013 01:52 PM (4df7R)




The camel spiders in A-stan have two big grabbing legs they hold in the air as they run.  Son saw one grab a large rat and eat it. 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 11, 2013 09:54 AM (lVPtV)

142 111 Salt in sidebar. It's July in Florida. I'll cut down on salt in three months. When I was in Summer camp we used to eat that crap straight out of the shaker for lunch. Posted by: Beagle at July 11, 2013 01:51 PM (sOtz/) Love pouring it all over raw green peppers. Yum.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 11, 2013 09:54 AM (+98Gb)

143 They come up on you, but if you punch them, they explode into a cloud of a million spiders. Step on one, and a full-grown clown erupts from its carcass.

Posted by: CAC at July 11, 2013 01:53 PM (bXBse)

 

 

Why

 

do

 

you

 

hate

 

me??????

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/b][/u][/i] at July 11, 2013 09:54 AM (4df7R)

144 stream SyFy tonight

Saw a SyFy stream on Movieholics that appeared to have Portuguese subtitles.  Don't know if it will be up tonight or if it will follow the USA schedule.

Posted by: SpongeBob ReaverSaget at July 11, 2013 09:54 AM (epxV4)

145 He will be charged with aggravated J-walking and conduct unbecoming a creepy-ass cracka'. It's Floriduh, so the jury will return a penalty of beheading and later, community service.

Posted by: George Orwell half in the bag at July 11, 2013 09:54 AM (IZTTb)

146 Assuming things that aren't true is not a crime you fucking piece of shit.

Oh what an ass.

"you're supposed to wait for the cops (no matter what)."

Posted by: RoyalOil at July 11, 2013 09:54 AM (VjL9S)

147 Sy Fy is showing non-stop shark movies today as the lead up.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 11, 2013 09:54 AM (V1ZIU)

148

Again, "he profiled TM as a criminal."
--- ---- ---- --- ---- ---

Totally irrelevant if GZ was jumped as he claims.  The only relevant state of mind is his fear (reasonable or not) of serious harm or death. 

Posted by: Beagle at July 11, 2013 09:54 AM (sOtz/)

149 So, using schematics from the Internet as his guide, Mohammed began re-engineering one of the most mundane of household appliances.

That the CIA may be in possession of the world's most highly classified vacuum cleaner blueprints is but one peculiar, lasting byproduct of the controversial U.S. detention and interrogation program.

Posted by: Jayne Cobb at July 11, 2013 09:55 AM (e8kgV)

150 I think the State just opened thee door to rebuttal character evidence by arguing what an angel tractable was in closing argument

Posted by: Thunderb at July 11, 2013 09:55 AM (zOTsN)

151 When I was in Summer camp we used to eat that crap straight out of the shaker for lunch.

Posted by: Beagle at July 11, 2013 01:51 PM (sOtz/)

 

With tequila right?

Posted by: CDR M at July 11, 2013 09:55 AM (BuYeH)

152

47 Tara reid has got to be at least 33


Posted by: Thunderb at July 11, 2013 01:42 PM (zOTsN)



37

 

Posted by: BCochran1981 at July 11, 2013 01:47 PM (da5Wo)

 

So definitely a MILF, then.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 11, 2013 09:55 AM (zF6Iw)

153 134 Wait for it:
SPIDERCLOWNS FROM SPACE.

They come up on you, but if you punch them, they explode into a cloud of a million spiders. Step on one, and a full-grown clown erupts from its carcass.

Posted by: CAC at July 11, 2013 01:53 PM (bXBse)




And if you kill the clown, it comes back to haunt you, right?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 11, 2013 09:55 AM (lVPtV)

154 Just print this out, and put it on the bottom of your monitor. Even the cable-less Morons can feel part of the action! http://is.gd/EpLfdk

Posted by: Jay in Ames at July 11, 2013 09:55 AM (i2Lsf)

155 "Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at July 11, 2013 01:52 PM (4df7R)"

Um...yeah...That would do it.

*tries to stuff entire drinks cabinet into USB port*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 11, 2013 09:56 AM (knoK7)

156 Breaking: MSNBC reporting Howie Long and Tawny Kitaen have been inked to helm the next installment in SyFy's wildly successful Sharknado franchise - Sharknado II: Robot Justice.

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at July 11, 2013 09:56 AM (+lsX1)

157 Is Ian Ziering the Designated Chief Brody?

Posted by: Dr. Varno at July 11, 2013 09:56 AM (bYRF2)

158 SPIDERCLOWNS FROM SPACE

Arriving via tornado!

In the middle of a hurricane!

Posted by: chemjeff at July 11, 2013 09:56 AM (9GG/0)

159 134. That would be awesome!!! And ftr AtC....you can't blame me for this one

Posted by: Navycopjoe at July 11, 2013 09:56 AM (PwTLl)

160 IT IS NOT A CRIME TO ASSUME SOMEONE IS A CRIMINAL!!!

That is not a crime.

Oh, that has to be an improper argument--to say the deceased can't testify.

Posted by: RoyalOil at July 11, 2013 09:57 AM (VjL9S)

161 >> I'll be seeing Pacific Rim on Saturday. Asian pr0n on Caturday? Makes total sense, I guess.

Posted by: Andy at July 11, 2013 09:57 AM (LnSim)

162 I would like to see the scripts Tara Reid rejected in order to do Sharknado

Posted by: Jones in CO at July 11, 2013 09:57 AM (8sCoq)

163 The camel spiders in A-stan have two big grabbing legs they hold in the air as they run. Son saw one grab a large rat and eat it.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 11, 2013 01:54 PM (lVPtV)

 

Reason #4,216 to never, EVER visit   Shitholeistan.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/b][/u][/i] at July 11, 2013 09:57 AM (4df7R)

164 Sharknado?! Those guys are pussies. You want to see weather-flinging-death??!! Just wait for "Man 'O War-icane" slappin deadly jelly all up in yo bidness bitchez.

Posted by: Darth Chipmunk at July 11, 2013 09:57 AM (reJQl)

165 135 I read somewhere Pacific Lim was suckey.

Are there giant robots? Check.
Giant mutant aliens? Check.
Splodey? Check.
That guy I always think of as "That guy what looks like an ape"? Check.

I'm not sure what else anyone is looking for. Seems like it's got all the bases covered to me.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) - Passing through Rage & Out the Other Side at July 11, 2013 01:53 PM (/PCJa)

 

You forgot one.

 

GLaDOS.  Check

Posted by: buzzion at July 11, 2013 09:57 AM (LI48c)

166 Someone tell me when the prosecutor has shut his stupid pie hole. 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 11, 2013 09:57 AM (lVPtV)

167 You come up here and chum some of this sh*t. . .

Posted by: Chief Brody at July 11, 2013 09:57 AM (BDU/a)

168 Just raging here. After fighting the use of the most recent photos of Martin which showed him to be a pot-smoking thug, the prosecutor tosses out a sweet innocent photo of the child Trayvon to how how he was really just a little dude. I hate this fucking prosecution team.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at July 11, 2013 09:58 AM (jjvz+)

169 Those guys in the Shark Cinematic Community are dumb crackers, frankly.

Posted by: The Guys In The Giant Ape Cinematic Community at July 11, 2013 09:58 AM (8ZskC)

170 162 I would like to see the scripts Tara Reid rejected in order to do Sharknado

Posted by: Jones in CO at July 11, 2013 01:57 PM (8sCoq)



she must have one serious coke habit if she is reduced to having to do Sharknado

Posted by: chemjeff at July 11, 2013 09:58 AM (9GG/0)

171 I would like to see the scripts Tara Reid rejected in order to do Sharknado Here's the list:

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) - Passing through Rage & Out the Other Side at July 11, 2013 09:58 AM (/PCJa)

172 145 He will be charged with aggravated J-walking and conduct unbecoming a creepy-ass cracka'. It's Floriduh, so the jury will return a penalty of beheading and later, community service. Posted by: George Orwell half in the bag at July 11, 2013 01:54 PM (IZTTb) He will be sentenced to hang by the neck until he cheers up.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 11, 2013 09:58 AM (+98Gb)

173 I want to see if they put in evidence of his low character as rebuttal now that the state opened the door in closing argument

Posted by: Thunderb at July 11, 2013 09:58 AM (zOTsN)

174 I'm not sure what else anyone is looking for.

Gratuitous shirtlessness of appropriate-gender characters?

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at July 11, 2013 09:58 AM (/kI1Q)

175 Tomorrow night on SyFy: Mega Shark vs Vagina Storm! The menace of megalodons meet its match as they encounter a greater threat: the vagina!

Posted by: EC at July 11, 2013 09:58 AM (GQ8sn)

176 Sharknado has already entered the pantheon of classics like "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes" and "The Stuff".

Posted by: Iblis at July 11, 2013 09:58 AM (9221z)

177 This movie is the best excuse one could have to drink beforehand, next to a debut of Olbermann on a new   talk show.

Posted by: Roy at July 11, 2013 09:58 AM (VndSC)

178 I would like to see the scripts Tara Reid rejected in order to do Sharknado Sharknado had a script?!?

Posted by: George Orwell half in the bag at July 11, 2013 09:59 AM (IZTTb)

179 Pie hole still open. Yelling and righteous indignation spewing forth. Appealing to emotion, not facts.

Posted by: Bernie De La Rionda at July 11, 2013 09:59 AM (Aif/5)

180 But guys, farscape just needs to be more like The Simpsons Posted by: Jackass "SyFy".executive at July 11, 2013 01:53 PM (ikxXh) When the management of that fucking channel changed years ago, an executive was quoted as saying of MST3K, "We've got to kill that fucking puppet show." That's when I ended my association with the Reruns & Wrasslin' Network.

Posted by: zsasz at July 11, 2013 09:59 AM (MMC8r)

181 Serious you guys - I'm not sure a jury of 6 females is going to appreciate being shrieked at by this piece of crap douchenozzle  for the next 3 hours.  In my experience, teh ladies prefer to be the shriekers and not the shriekees.

Posted by: Jaws at July 11, 2013 09:59 AM (4I3Uo)

182 Gratuitous shirtlessness of appropriate-gender characters? In this kind of movie, I think of that as more of a bonus than a requirement.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) - Passing through Rage & Out the Other Side at July 11, 2013 09:59 AM (/PCJa)

183 OMG, MWR, did you ever see that video some sadistic bastard of a Moron posted where a guy sprayed a spider with something to kill it and this gigantic spastic writhing worm came oozing out?? I am fine with spiders smaller than tarantulas, but spiders that have reinforcements tucked in to attack after they get killed is just Not Fair. AT ALL.

Posted by: Tammy sans Thor at July 11, 2013 09:59 AM (2/T/u)

184 171 I would like to see the scripts Tara Reid rejected in order to do Sharknado Here's the list: Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) - Passing through Rage & Out the Other Side at July 11, 2013 01:58 PM (/PCJa) Peter Ustinov once said "the only reason I agreed to do an American Express commercial was to pay my American Express bill."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 11, 2013 09:59 AM (+98Gb)

185 Next from SyFy: Spidersharklanchequake!

 

Posted by: chemjeff at July 11, 2013 01:53 PM (9GG/0)

 

With weasels.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 11, 2013 09:59 AM (zF6Iw)

186 If Obama had a shark, it would be in a tornado.

Posted by: Jon in TX at July 11, 2013 09:59 AM (PYAXX)

187 Reason #4,216 to never, EVER visit Shitholeistan.


But wait.  We have bunjie jumping.

Posted by: The Shitholestan Tourism Promotion Board at July 11, 2013 09:59 AM (8ZskC)

188 Woah, I ain't jumping that.

Posted by: The Fonz at July 11, 2013 09:59 AM (9GG/0)

189 ace there's no time to cover this! We need to Constantly Screech About Important Issues! We need to gnash our teeth and rip out our hair about The Coming Burning Times in Every Thread!

Posted by: Eton Cox at July 11, 2013 09:59 AM (q177U)

190

SPOILER ALERT:

 

They kill all the sharks with vagina guns.

Posted by: Roy at July 11, 2013 09:59 AM (VndSC)

191

162 I would like to see the scripts Tara Reid rejected in order to do Sharknado

Posted by: Jones in CO at July 11, 2013 01:57 PM (8sCoq)

 

You're assuming there were other scripts.

Posted by: buzzion at July 11, 2013 09:59 AM (LI48c)

192 Oh and as this is 7-11-2013, the drinking game drink of choice is the Slurpee.

Posted by: Iblis at July 11, 2013 09:59 AM (9221z)

193 Profiled as a criminal?

Fuck yeah.

Because he was.

Because the judge held her thumb on the scale and prevented all of his past crimes from being introduced into evidence.


Posted by: RoyalOil at July 11, 2013 10:00 AM (VjL9S)

194

Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies! Rivers and seas boiling!

Forty years of darkness! Earthquakes, volcanoes...

The dead rising from the grave!

Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... SHARKNADO!

Posted by: Dustbuster at July 11, 2013 10:00 AM (i7B17)

195

IT IS NOT A CRIME TO ASSUME SOMEONE IS A CRIMINAL!!!

 

If it was, hell, half of us would be in prison for assuming the other half were a bunch of crooks!   I mean, I look towards EC     and my first thought is, "Criminal."    Only a criminal would viciously assault innocent young flowers like myself with terrifying     face-sized spiders     and pictures of smaller spiders THAT HAVE FACES.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/b][/u][/i] at July 11, 2013 10:00 AM (4df7R)

196 I guess Lindsay Lohan and Amanda Bynes were unavailable?

Posted by: Jon in TX at July 11, 2013 10:00 AM (PYAXX)

197 I mean, what else is she being offered? Porn? Supermarket grand openings? Dealer Days at the local Ford dealership?

Posted by: Jones in CO at July 11, 2013 10:00 AM (8sCoq)

198 Sharks. 

Why'd it have to be sharks . . .?

Posted by: Professor Henry Jones, Jr. at July 11, 2013 10:00 AM (BDU/a)

199

Posted by: Andy at July 11, 2013 01:57 PM (LnSim)

 

Heh.

Posted by: CDR M at July 11, 2013 10:01 AM (BuYeH)

200 152 47 Tara reid has got to be at least 33 Posted by: Thunderb at July 11, 2013 01:42 PM (zOTsN) 37 Posted by: BCochran1981 at July 11, 2013 01:47 PM (da5Wo) So definitely a MILF, then. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 11, 2013 01:55 PM (zF6Iw) Don't you have to have, you know, a child first before a woman can assume the title of MILF?

Posted by: EC at July 11, 2013 10:01 AM (GQ8sn)

201 I'm not sure what else anyone is looking for. Seems like it's got all the bases covered to me. Bare boobehs?

Posted by: rickb223 at July 11, 2013 10:01 AM (uwLxR)

202 MST3K had the Satellite of Love, the cob-loggers will have the Splodey-Rocket of Val-U-Rite.

Posted by: George Orwell half in the bag at July 11, 2013 10:01 AM (IZTTb)

203 I would like to see the scripts Tara Reid rejected in order to do Sharknado

-----

Snow White and the Seven Sailors

The MILF I Ate for Dinner

Lady Chatterlee From Outer Space

Cummin and Goin...

Posted by: fixerupper at July 11, 2013 10:01 AM (nELVU)

204 Okay then, what about this.  A giant shark who's really important to world peace gets sick.  So they shrink down Raquel Welch and some dudes and they inject them all into the shark to fix him.

Posted by: The Pitch Guy at July 11, 2013 10:01 AM (8ZskC)

205 >>Gratuitous shirtlessness of appropriate-gender characters?

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at July 11, 2013 01:58 PM (/kI1Q)<<





Because I care:


http://tinyurl.com/4exx6za

Posted by: Muad'dib at July 11, 2013 10:01 AM (KjlbF)

206 Dude!!! Space Sharks is a thing that exists! Found the full movie on Youtube: http://preview.tinyurl.com/qxqby5b

Posted by: Eton Cox at July 11, 2013 10:01 AM (q177U)

207

I my vagina was a shark,

it'd have two rows of razor sharp teeth...

 

 

Wait. What?

Posted by: Poetress at July 11, 2013 10:01 AM (i7B17)

208 Don't you have to have, you know, a child first before a woman can assume the title of MILF?

Posted by: EC

 

 

Porn is exempt from that rule.

Posted by: Roy at July 11, 2013 10:02 AM (VndSC)

209 So Zimmeerman's cursing spells M-U-R-D-E-R-E-R but child Trayvon's cursing is just part of the culture, right?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at July 11, 2013 10:02 AM (jjvz+)

210 "Are you, Alice, hallucinating sharks right now?"

"What does that have to do with anything!"

"Back off, man.  I'm a scientist."

Posted by: Dr. Peter Venkman at July 11, 2013 10:02 AM (BDU/a)

211 Sand Sharks looks like a totally "ass" version of Tremors. The great think about Sharknado is that the sharks come to you. Going into the ocean, desert, or snow... And well you deserve to be eaten by something.

Posted by: wooga at July 11, 2013 10:02 AM (53xMt)

212
Farewell and adieu to you, Spanish Ladies,
Farewell and adieu to you, ladies of Spain;

Posted by: Quint the Stormchaser at July 11, 2013 10:02 AM (G9Mmf)

213 I'd like to see TsunamiSlugs.  Giant sea slugs are driven on-shore by a tsunami.  I can see Paris Hilton in this.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 11, 2013 10:02 AM (lVPtV)

214 So what was cheaper here, Tara Reid or the CGI?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 11, 2013 10:02 AM (LttFA)

215 The MILF I Ate for Dinner Honey, I Nutted The Kids

Posted by: George Orwell half in the bag at July 11, 2013 10:02 AM (IZTTb)

216 Don't you have to have, you know, a child first before a woman can assume the title of MILF? Yeah, but her cooch is so polluted by now the only thing that can grow in there is a low order fungus, you know democrats. FUNGUSNADO!

Posted by: Iblis at July 11, 2013 10:02 AM (9221z)

217 Royal oil By talking about TMs good character, which they never put in evidence BTW, the defense should be able to put in evidence of his poor character, like school suspension, thefts, fighting

Posted by: Thunderb at July 11, 2013 10:03 AM (zOTsN)

218

OMG, MWR, did you ever see that video some sadistic bastard of a Moron posted where a guy sprayed a spider with something to kill it and this gigantic spastic writhing worm came oozing out??

 

Do you see this face?

 

 

~_~

 

That is the cool, calm, collected face of a woman who has just been made aware of a gruesome cosmic horror.   She has passed beyond simple fear    and is floating in the void of comforting     insanity.

 

 

*floats*

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/b][/u][/i] at July 11, 2013 10:03 AM (4df7R)

219 Um, no you absolutely fucking cannot "ignore the police" when they stop you and ask you who you are?

Holy shit: "Wanna be cop."

I guess slander is tip-top A-ok in FL in closing arguments.

Posted by: RoyalOil at July 11, 2013 10:03 AM (VjL9S)

220 Because I care:

Blocked by IT, and probably a good thing.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at July 11, 2013 10:03 AM (/kI1Q)

221 "innocent young flowers like myself

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at July 11, 2013 02:00 PM"


You owe me a new monitor.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 11, 2013 10:03 AM (knoK7)

222 Because the judge held her thumb on the scale and prevented all of his past crimes from being introduced into evidence. I'd probably be charged with contempt, but I would so work this into my closing as the Defense: "I'm not allowed to show you a picture of 17 yr old, 165 pound, athletic Trayvon Martin. I'm not allowed to tell you of his history of violence and thugish behavior, including tweets, texts, and video that were found on his phone. I'm not allowed to tell you that it was this history of behavior which saw him suspended from school. I'm not allowed to tell you any of that. So instead I will simply recount the State's own evidence..."

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) - Passing through Rage & Out the Other Side at July 11, 2013 10:03 AM (/PCJa)

223 TsunamiSlugs Tslugnami

Posted by: George Orwell half in the bag at July 11, 2013 10:03 AM (IZTTb)

224 This movie needs a Chief Brody Slap.

http://tinyurl.com/qy2kdd5

"THE CHIEF BRODY SLAP (CBS) is a chief staple in an any liberal diet: a fiery mix of outrage, self-rightious indignation and condemnation delivered from a moral highground so lofty it gives you a nosebleed. The Brody Slap is predicated on the idea that you don't need a solution, only blame."

Posted by: Dr. Varno at July 11, 2013 10:03 AM (bYRF2)

225 209 So Zimmeerman's cursing spells M-U-R-D-E-R-E-R but child Trayvon's cursing is just part of the culture, right?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at July 11, 2013 02:02 PM (jjvz+)




You got dat right, beotch.

Posted by: Miss Rachel Jeantel at July 11, 2013 10:03 AM (lVPtV)

226 Mega Shark vs Vagina Storm!


The menace of megalodons meet its match as they encounter a greater threat: the vagina!

Posted by: EC at July 11, 2013 01:58 PM (GQ8sn)

 

From the script:

Mega Shark to Vagina Storm:  "Are you gonna just stand there and bleed or are you gonna skin that pole magnet?"

Posted by: SyFy Screenwriter at July 11, 2013 10:04 AM (cqZXM)

227 >>Blocked by IT, and probably a good thing.Blocked by IT, and probably a good thing.<<



Dammit.  It was completely SFW.

Posted by: Muad'dib at July 11, 2013 10:04 AM (KjlbF)

228 Sweet Jesus.   Is BDLR  even aware of what his voice sounds like?

Posted by: Jaws at July 11, 2013 10:04 AM (4I3Uo)

229

>>>Salt in sidebar.

It's July in Florida. I'll cut down on salt in three months. When I was in Summer camp we used to eat that crap straight out of the shaker for lunch.

.

.

I literally sweat like a pig when it is hot or humid.  If I dont' ingest metric butt tons of salt from about May through September, I get light headed with headaches and have passed out from lack of salt.  My doctor told me that potassium leaks out with the salt also.

Posted by: Johnnyreb at July 11, 2013 10:05 AM (cDr8Y)

230 Sand Sharks is an actual movie, not a put on.

http://thepiratebay.sx/torrent/6948609


Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at July 11, 2013 10:05 AM (/gHaE)

231 I'd like to see TsunamiSlugs STFU, Jane. I beg of you!

Posted by: Tammy sans Thor at July 11, 2013 10:05 AM (2/T/u)

232 Serious you guys - I'm not sure a jury of 6 females is going to appreciate being shrieked at by this piece of crap douchenozzle for the next 3 hours. In my experience, teh ladies prefer to be the shriekers and not the shriekees.

Posted by: Jaws at July 11, 2013 01:59 PM (4I3Uo)

 

 

-------------------------------------------------------

 

 

This is true.  Some of them probably get enough of this when they go home to the bald fuckweasels they married.  Good observation.

Posted by: Soona at July 11, 2013 10:05 AM (lzl0V)

233

Sharknado 2:  Out For Blood

 

With Steven Seagal.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 11, 2013 10:05 AM (zF6Iw)

234 OMG, MWR, did you ever see that video some sadistic bastard of a Moron posted where a guy sprayed a spider with something to kill it and this gigantic spastic writhing worm came oozing out??


For your viewing pleasure.

WARNING: NOT SAFE FOR MENTAL HEALTH

http://tinyurl.com/ao63b9k

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 11, 2013 10:05 AM (8ZskC)

235 Sharktopus vs. Blacula

Posted by: Dr. Varno at July 11, 2013 10:06 AM (bYRF2)

236 Sharknado 3: The Return With Jean Claude Van Damme.

Posted by: EC at July 11, 2013 10:06 AM (GQ8sn)

237 I would like certain members of the Horde to contemplate the following: 1. I had an insufficient intake of consumables last night. II. I did not get Diet Coke for lunch as is necessary for my well being and proper functioning. Trois. I am heartsick about the GZ trial and the various other bits of evidence of the destruction of the concept of the Rule of Law in this country. D. It is hot and humid and rainy *again*. Contemplate all of that. Now contemplate this. Do you truly wish to taunt happy fun alex? Contemplate deeply.

Posted by: alexthechick - Commence drinking now. at July 11, 2013 10:06 AM (VtjlW)

238 The prosecution is hoping that the jury doesn't remember that everything they presented in the last two weeks refutes what they are now saying.

Posted by: zsasz at July 11, 2013 10:06 AM (MMC8r)

239 You owe me a new monitor.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 11, 2013 02:03 PM (knoK7)

 

I do?   Dammit!    *sigh*     I'll add you to the list.  

 

*writing*  Red....  Mind.    Blue....    State...

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/b][/u][/i] at July 11, 2013 10:06 AM (4df7R)

240 So does this mean Hollywood has jumped the shark?

..humped the shark

..in bed with sharks

This is going to be sooooooo ooo OOOHHH stewpid.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at July 11, 2013 10:06 AM (6Bh3T)

241 We had to cancel Sliders because it was just too hard to come up with ideas. Plus we couldn't make Kari Wuhrer's boobs grow big enough to keep up with John Rys Davies.

Posted by: SyFy Executive at July 11, 2013 10:07 AM (53xMt)

242 D. It is hot and humid and rainy *again*. Come to Dallas/Ft. Worth. We only have 1 of those (care to guess which?).

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) - Passing through Rage & Out the Other Side at July 11, 2013 10:07 AM (/PCJa)

243 Oh, now appeals to patriotism? "this great country?"

Nice.

Following = ill-will, hatred?

Wow.

It's all "profiling" all the time here.

No law, no facts, no analysis of the law.

Oh, great, another "poor TM is dead and can't tell you what happened."

How is that even allowed?

Posted by: RoyalOil at July 11, 2013 10:07 AM (VjL9S)

244 So Zimmeerman's cursing spells M-U-R-D-E-R-E-R but child Trayvon's cursing is just part of the culture, right?

I see you've been studying Tribal Law.  Very important when analyzing this case.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at July 11, 2013 10:07 AM (SY2Kh)

245 My doctor told me that potassium leaks out with the salt also.

When I salt something I use the fake KCl stuff.  There's so much NaCl in typical foods these days, its the potassium thats usually the issue.

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at July 11, 2013 10:07 AM (/gHaE)

246 For your viewing pleasure. WARNING: NOT SAFE FOR MENTAL HEALTH http://tinyurl.com/ao63b9k The same thing happens if you spray Judge Debra Nelson.

Posted by: George Orwell half in the bag at July 11, 2013 10:07 AM (IZTTb)

247 Sharnkado 4: The Sharkening

with Sylvester Stallone

Posted by: chemjeff at July 11, 2013 10:07 AM (9GG/0)

248 Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 11, 2013 02:05 PM (8ZskC)

---

I had to click it... didnt I.?


Posted by: fixerupper at July 11, 2013 10:07 AM (nELVU)

249 215 The MILF I Ate for Dinner Honey, I Nutted The Kids Posted by: George Orwell half in the bag at July 11, 2013 02:02 PM (IZTTb) Heave It On Beaver.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 11, 2013 10:08 AM (+98Gb)

250 I'll be damned.  SyFy did a Camel Spiders movie:

http://tinyurl.com/pzuwu63

Apparently it sucked.

Posted by: Miss Rachel Jeantel at July 11, 2013 10:08 AM (lVPtV)

251 Contemplate deeply.

*shoves dark chocolate Lindt bar through USB*
70% OK?

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at July 11, 2013 10:08 AM (/kI1Q)

252 Sharknado 4: The Sharkening. starring Jammie Lee Curtis and Michael Gross

Posted by: Iblis at July 11, 2013 10:08 AM (9221z)

253 For your viewing pleasure. WARNING: NOT SAFE FOR MENTAL HEALTH http://tinyurl.com/ao63b9k Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 11, 2013 02:05 PM (8ZskC) Well, at least the spider is out of its misery.

Posted by: EC at July 11, 2013 10:08 AM (GQ8sn)

254 Pulls heavy, stupid sock off.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 11, 2013 10:08 AM (lVPtV)

255 The prosecution is hoping that the jury doesn't remember that everything they presented in the last two weeks refutes what they are now saying.

Argument by vigorous repetition.  IOW the modern leftist version of argument.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 11, 2013 10:08 AM (45N4D)

256 Dammit ChemJeff!

Posted by: Iblis at July 11, 2013 10:09 AM (9221z)

257 *shoves dark chocolate Lindt bar through USB* 70% OK? *intercepts. eats. Shoves wrapper through USB and on its way* Hey, AtC, I'm not sure why, but some complete jerk sent you an empty chocolate wrapper.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) - Passing through Rage & Out the Other Side at July 11, 2013 10:09 AM (/PCJa)

258 That worm video is just so wrong. *shudders*

Posted by: Eton Cox at July 11, 2013 10:09 AM (q177U)

259

"This is true. Some of them probably get enough of this when they go home to the bald fuckweasels they married. Good observation."

 

Appreciate that.  Just remember  - all bald guys are not fuckweasels nor are all fuckweasels bald.  That kind of profiling, if you read between BDLR's lines, is illegal and a precursor to murder. 

Posted by: Jaws at July 11, 2013 10:10 AM (4I3Uo)

260
<<Contemplate all of that. Now contemplate this. Do you truly wish to taunt happy fun alex?<<



I need a tanqueray/tonic IV in NC stat!

Posted by: Muad'dib at July 11, 2013 10:10 AM (KjlbF)

261

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 11, 2013 02:05 PM (8ZskC)

 

There is no way in hell I'm going near that link.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/b][/u][/i] at July 11, 2013 10:10 AM (4df7R)

262 That worm video is just so wrong. I, for one, welcome our new Brain Worm overlor.... Wait, no I don't. Kill them in fire.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) - Passing through Rage & Out the Other Side at July 11, 2013 10:10 AM (/PCJa)

263

Shenanigans!

 

 

Dude, there's only 45 seconds of space CGI, and movie is called Raging Sharks.

Posted by: Kyle at July 11, 2013 10:10 AM (i7B17)

264 255 The prosecution is hoping that the jury doesn't remember that everything they presented in the last two weeks refutes what they are now saying. Argument by vigorous repetition. IOW the modern leftist version of argument. Posted by: bonhomme at July 11, 2013 02:08 PM (45N4D) Waiting for Judge Fatty Fascist to force the defense to present their closing argument first.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 11, 2013 10:11 AM (+98Gb)

265 There is no way in hell I'm going near that link.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at July 11, 2013 02:10 PM (4df7R)


----


Click it.   The spider dies.   Happy Ending!!!

Posted by: fixerupper at July 11, 2013 10:11 AM (nELVU)

266 There is no way in hell I'm going near that link. Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at July 11, 2013 02:10 PM (4df7R) But there's chocolate at the end!

Posted by: EC at July 11, 2013 10:11 AM (GQ8sn)

267 "I do? Dammit! *sigh* I'll add you to the list.

*writing* Red.... Mind. Blue.... State... Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at July 11, 2013 02:06 PM"


Beer or a well-made martini would be an acceptable substitute.  I'm not demanding.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 11, 2013 10:11 AM (knoK7)

268 Posted by: alexthechick - Commence drinking now. at July 11, 2013 02:06 PM (VtjlW)

Here is something to lift your spirits

http://tinyurl.com/lkrgbmr

Posted by: chemjeff at July 11, 2013 10:11 AM (9GG/0)

269

The thing is, if Zimmerman is acquitted his problems have only begun.  Thanks to the race-hustling grievance industry and a willing media, I don't see how he can live any kind of life in this country any more. 

 

Maybe Bhutan or Belize.

Posted by: Beagle at July 11, 2013 10:12 AM (sOtz/)

270

Sharknado 5:   Fish In The Hood

 

Starring Vanilla Ice, Chris Rock and Wanda Sykes.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 11, 2013 10:12 AM (zF6Iw)

271 After Sharknado, stay with SyFy as they air the premiere of "Face Spiders"!
Posted by: EC at July 11, 2013 01:42 PM

I can't wait to see their trailer for ....

Zombie Klansmen!

The Undead in the South ... Will Rise Again!

Coming soon on SyFy .... THE LYNCHING DEAD!

Posted by: kbdabear at July 11, 2013 10:12 AM (/9IC1)

272 Again, "he profiled TM as a criminal."


Posted by: RoyalOil at July 11, 2013 01:51 PM (VjL9S)


Which was pretty damn accurate thinking on the part of Mr. Zimmerman, was it not? Me, I'm impressed with the man's restraint. He only fired one round. ONE round. If I had been in his shoes, and was being beaten on by a 6-foot gangbanger, I'd have probably emptied the magazine.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 11, 2013 10:12 AM (fNpC1)

273 Oh, so after TM bum rushed GZ, GZ was to "kind sir, please stop pummeling me I merely want to know what you are doing?"

"will you please stop hitting me so we can calmly wait for the police to resolve this matter?"

Wow.

Posted by: RoyalOil at July 11, 2013 10:12 AM (VjL9S)

274 *intercepts. eats. Shoves wrapper through USB and on its way* Hey, AtC, I'm not sure why, but some complete jerk sent you an empty chocolate wrapper. Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) - Passing through Rage & Out the Other Side at July 11, 2013 02:09 PM (/PCJa) Gee. However could that have happened? *taps chin* In other news, I bought you this lovely day of swimming with a pod of dolphins. I'm sure that nothing terrible will occur.

Posted by: alexthechick - Commence drinking now. at July 11, 2013 10:12 AM (VtjlW)

275 Click it. The spider dies. Happy Ending!!!

Posted by: fixerupper at July 11, 2013 02:11 PM (nELVU)

 

WORM.     EXTRUSION. 

 

But there's chocolate at the end!

Posted by: EC at July 11, 2013 02:11 PM (GQ8sn)

 

Liar!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/b][/u][/i] at July 11, 2013 10:12 AM (4df7R)

276 Sharknado 5: Sharkback Mountain

of course ya gotta have teh ghey sharks

Posted by: chemjeff at July 11, 2013 10:13 AM (9GG/0)

277 Horse wormnado!...nah lacks punch.

Posted by: Iblis at July 11, 2013 10:13 AM (9221z)

278 Spider clown from space? Been there done that. You kill it with gang rape. Yeah I was kinda mailing it in a that point.

Posted by: Stephen King at July 11, 2013 10:13 AM (KXm42)

279 SHARKNADO II............Sasquach Edition, coming next fall.

Posted by: RUReadingthis at July 11, 2013 10:13 AM (V92KK)

280 Iblis heh

Posted by: chemjeff at July 11, 2013 10:14 AM (9GG/0)

281 There is no way in hell I'm going near that link.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at July 11, 2013 02:10 PM (4df7R)

 

 

------------------------------------------------

 

 

Watched it when Ace first posted it  (not watching it again).  It was gross, but yet, fascinating.  Couldn't tear my eyes away from it.

Posted by: Soona at July 11, 2013 10:14 AM (lzl0V)

282 277 Sharknado 5: Sharkback Mountain of course ya gotta have teh ghey sharks --- Only as long as they don't rape a handicapped kid. Twice. Because it's theft if they do that bit so soon after ours.

Posted by: Trey Parker and Matt Stone at July 11, 2013 10:14 AM (a3iAA)

283

If I were (a) younger, (b) a different kind of person, and (c) much younger, I'd say this is the type of movie where you settle in with a gigantic bag of Nachos and a bong.

 

Sharknado!  

 

Catch.   The.   Wave.   

Posted by: The Regular Guy at July 11, 2013 10:14 AM (qHCyt)

284 I'm sensing a touch of arachnophobia here... It's not a phobia if there's a face spider behind you RIGHT NOW!

Posted by: The Hobo Wears Prada (My other car is JennaMarbles) at July 11, 2013 10:14 AM (jopHG)

285

Sharknado 5: Fish In The Hood

 

 

I demand a shark in a dew rag, a Laker's hoodie and a pair of sweet kicks, or no. Fucking. Deal.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/b][/u][/i] at July 11, 2013 10:15 AM (4df7R)

286 Posted by: chemjeff at July 11, 2013 02:11 PM (9GG/0) Thank you, chemjeff.

Posted by: alexthechick - Commence drinking now. at July 11, 2013 10:15 AM (VtjlW)

287 <<It's not a phobia if there's a face spider behind you RIGHT NOW!>>



*waves at MWR*



Sup baby?

Posted by: Faced Sized Spider at July 11, 2013 10:15 AM (KjlbF)

288 Now he is reminding the jury just how long they've been there?

Never a good idea.

And doubling down on "aren't you all so great and awesome and good people?" transparent ploy to win them over. Ought to piss them off.

Posted by: RoyalOil at July 11, 2013 10:15 AM (VjL9S)

289 Justice for Sharknado!

Posted by: zsasz at July 11, 2013 10:16 AM (MMC8r)

290 Sharknado 5: Return to Khyber Pass Starring Omar Sharif, Hillary Duff, and Brian Dennehy as the Spin Ghar Mountains.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 11, 2013 10:16 AM (WBGqy)

291 You can find anything on the internet. Rosie O in a spider suit? I'm on it.

Posted by: The Hobo Wears Prada (My other car is JennaMarbles) at July 11, 2013 10:16 AM (jopHG)

292 Wait Facespiderhorsewormalanche! with Justin Beiber and Tilda Swinton YES!

Posted by: Iblis at July 11, 2013 10:16 AM (9221z)

293 That video cuts off too soon. After she sprays the worm, a parasitic clown crawls out of it.

Posted by: zsasz at July 11, 2013 10:16 AM (MMC8r)

294 This prosecutor isn't just blood-thirsty, he's an idiot. He just admitted in closing that his own witness, Dr. Bao, was an idiot.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at July 11, 2013 10:16 AM (jjvz+)

295 The prosecutor is an absolute asshole.  I hope a shark bites off one of his feet the next time he goes swimming - even if he's just swimming in his above ground pool in his back yard.

Oh, and MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit?  You do know that when you go to sleep at night the spiders are on the bedroom walls and the bedroom ceiling watching you.  And watching you.  And watching you. Right?

Posted by: kathysaysso at July 11, 2013 10:16 AM (6H6o8)

296 "of course ya gotta have teh ghey sharks "


Didn't Family Guy already do that one?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 11, 2013 10:16 AM (knoK7)

297 Posted by: alexthechick - Commence drinking now. at July 11, 2013 02:06 PM (VtjlW) Spare them NO MERCY, my Liege. NONE!! Start with Cicero. *Passes Herself a pitcher of Paradise Iced tea and a large frosted glass of really good ice*

Posted by: Tammy sans Thor at July 11, 2013 10:17 AM (2/T/u)

298

<<It's not a phobia if there's a face spider behind you RIGHT NOW!>>



*waves at MWR*



Sup baby?

 

Posted by: Faced Sized Spider at July 11, 2013 02:15 PM (KjlbF)

 

 

DAMMIT.  Not AGAIN.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/b][/u][/i] at July 11, 2013 10:17 AM (4df7R)

299

Speaking of "Tribal Law" I imagine the same facts but with the races reversed.  I do not see myself having much sympathy for the tanned young blue-eyed Trayvon who could be my son.   I identify with the home-owning anti-crime tribe, not the wannabee thug life punk.  

Posted by: Beagle at July 11, 2013 10:17 AM (sOtz/)

300 I need a tanqueray/tonic IV in NC stat! Posted by: Muad'dib at July 11, 2013 02:10 PM (KjlbF) I have a feeling that the bottle of Bombay Sapphire is getting cracked open tonight.

Posted by: alexthechick - Commence drinking now. at July 11, 2013 10:17 AM (VtjlW)

301 They couldn't get Eric Estrada? Pass.

Posted by: zsasz at July 11, 2013 10:17 AM (MMC8r)

302 Struggling in the midst of winter starvation, a rag-tag band of pioneers pushed beyond the edge of civilization now must face invaders from a galaxy with a sexy twist... DONNER PARTY VS. VAGINA SPIDERS FROM SPACE

Posted by: George Orwell half in the bag at July 11, 2013 10:17 AM (IZTTb)

303 You know the Rifftrax boys are salivating...they had Mike Nelson in mind.

Posted by: Felix Steiner at July 11, 2013 10:18 AM (Pd3iz)

304 "Most climate experts feel the sharknado is directly linked to the earth's rising temperatures." Do you see what happens when you rape Gaia by flying around in a private Jet?!! Do you?!! Oh, um, wait. Um, never mind.

Posted by: Al Gore at July 11, 2013 10:18 AM (zyB/B)

305 Oh, and MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit? You do know that when you go to sleep at night the spiders are on the bedroom walls and the bedroom ceiling watching you. And watching you. And watching you. Right?

Posted by: kathysaysso at July 11, 2013 02:16 PM (6H6o

 

 

kathysaysso... Why do you wound me?      *puppy dog eyes welling with tears*

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/b][/u][/i] at July 11, 2013 10:18 AM (4df7R)

306 >>I have a feeling that the bottle of Bombay Sapphire is getting cracked open tonight.

Posted by: alexthechick - Commence drinking now. at July 11, 2013 02:17 PM (VtjlW)<<



Might I suggest Myers Dark rum with pineapple juice?  I like to call it "keeping the dream alive".

Posted by: Muad'dib at July 11, 2013 10:19 AM (KjlbF)

307 302 They couldn't get Eric Estrada? Pass. Or A Martinez? What the hell kind of name is a letter anyway?

Posted by: Iblis at July 11, 2013 10:19 AM (9221z)

308 "I am sick and tired of all the motherfuckin' sharks in this tornado!!!"

Posted by: Samuel L Jackson at July 11, 2013 10:19 AM (/9IC1)

309 He's like " TM is dead and nothing TM could have did would have lead to that."

"who was the one that was armed?"

So?

TM didn't know and GM couldn't have know TM wasn't armed.

Well, fuckwad, who was it that assumed he could bum rush a guy and beat him down?
Might that have something to do with this?

Posted by: RoyalOil at July 11, 2013 10:19 AM (VjL9S)

310

Sharknado 7:  Dude, Where's My Arm?

 

Starring Danny Bonaduce and Paris Hilton.

 

Featuring Michael J. Fox as "Spazzy."

 

And theme song You're All On Fucking Notice by Paul Anka.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 11, 2013 10:19 AM (zF6Iw)

311 That bullshit that the prosecutors tried to sneak in this morning, death by child abuse, is one of the cheapest ploys I can imagine. What a bunch of scum.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at July 11, 2013 10:20 AM (jjvz+)

312 The same thing happens if you spray Judge Debra Nelson. She acts like Glenda's sister?

Posted by: rickb223 at July 11, 2013 10:20 AM (uwLxR)

313 BRB...layin' my eggs in ur toothpaste...LOLz

Posted by: Worm-Filled Face Spider at July 11, 2013 10:20 AM (MMC8r)

314 I just checked Tara Reid's IMDB page and it does not list anything about children. So, no. She's not a MILF. Now, in a few years she may gladly assume the title of Cougar. If in fact, she does end up with child, her title will then reflect that change and be updated to Cougar-MILF.

Posted by: EC at July 11, 2013 10:20 AM (GQ8sn)

315 I have a feeling that the bottle of Bombay Sapphire is getting cracked open tonight. *** If you were watching the closing arguments you would have cracked it open already.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at July 11, 2013 10:21 AM (jjvz+)

316 Mind if I muscle in tonight?

Posted by: Crow T. Robot at July 11, 2013 10:21 AM (l3vZN)

317 The  spiderclown  from  space  has  already  been  done  by  Steven  asshole  King.  Look  up   "IT".

Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at July 11, 2013 10:21 AM (rXcBX)

318 Sharknado 13: Sharknado vs. Mothra with the Olsen twins as the Mothra girls.

Posted by: Iblis at July 11, 2013 10:21 AM (9221z)

319 And theme song You're All On Fucking Notice by Paul Anka.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 11, 2013 02:19 PM (zF6Iw)

 

I just laughed WAY too hard.   Especially considering I'm being stalked by some creep in a Face Sized Spider costume.   *glares at Muad'dib*

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/b][/u][/i] at July 11, 2013 10:21 AM (4df7R)

320 Oh, and MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit? You do know that when you go to sleep at night the spiders are on the bedroom walls and the bedroom ceiling watching you. And watching you. And watching you. Right? Posted by: kathysaysso at July 11, 2013 02:16 PM (6H6o Watching MWR and fapping with all 8 of their arms.

Posted by: EC at July 11, 2013 10:21 AM (GQ8sn)

321 That's IT! *places self in front of MWR protectively*
Stop it right this every second or by the insanity of cthulhu, I will begin to respond in kind. You do not want to consider what I deem in kind.

Posted by: alexthechick - Commence drinking now. at July 11, 2013 10:22 AM (VtjlW)

322 Iblis, I am laughing so hard right now. That would make an awesome movie.

Posted by: Tammy sans Thor at July 11, 2013 10:22 AM (2/T/u)

323 Judge Alex Ferrer ‏@judgealexferrer 1m Prosecution CLEARLY saving their best for last when defense can't respond. Guy will be much better.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at July 11, 2013 10:22 AM (jjvz+)

324

The prosecutor is an absolute asshole.

--- ---- ---- ---- ---

What he's lacking in the law and the facts he replaces with shrill energy.  

Posted by: Beagle at July 11, 2013 10:22 AM (sOtz/)

325

@317

Weird.  

Posted by: Beagle at July 11, 2013 10:23 AM (sOtz/)

326 [iWatching MWR and fapping with all 8 of their arms.

Posted by: EC at July 11, 2013 02:21 PM (GQ8sn) [/i]

 

I do not even want to attempt to IMAGINE how a spider would fap.  Let alone fap with all eight   legs.

 

Anyway, how could it hold onto the wall or the ceiling if all its legs were occupied?   It would fall down-

 

-holyshit IT WOULD     FALL DOWN ON ME     YUCK YUCK  YUCK!

 

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/b][/u][/i] at July 11, 2013 10:23 AM (4df7R)

327

You know, if the writers really had their A game going, they'd have a cute Japanese girl run by in a schoolgirl outfit screaming, "The sharknado will kill us all!"

 

And then a tentacle comes from off screen and pulls her away.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 11, 2013 10:23 AM (zF6Iw)

328

*places self in front of MWR protectively*

 

*huddles*  Thank you, my Queen!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/b][/u][/i] at July 11, 2013 10:24 AM (4df7R)

329   Stop it right this every second or by the insanity of cthulhu, I will begin to respond in kind. You do not want to consider what I deem in kind. 
Posted by: alexthechick - Commence drinking now. at July 11, 2013 02:22 PM (VtjlW)


Dust off and nuke from orbit comes to mind.  

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at July 11, 2013 10:24 AM (oY6Yp)

330 Wormspider vs Turducken

Posted by: zsasz at July 11, 2013 10:24 AM (MMC8r)

331 200 152 47 Tara reid has got to be at least 33 Posted by: Thunderb at July 11, 2013 01:42 PM (zOTsN) 37 Posted by: BCochran1981 at July 11, 2013 01:47 PM (da5Wo) So definitely a MILF, then. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 11, 2013 01:55 PM (zF6Iw) Don't you have to have, you know, a child first before a woman can assume the title of MILF? Posted by: EC at July 11, 2013 02:01 PM (GQ8sn) Her womb is so polluted, I can't put a baby in there.

Posted by: Tony Montana at July 11, 2013 10:24 AM (BXLPR)

332 DONNER PARTY VS. VAGINA SPIDERS FROM SPACE

Seems like a good vehicle for Kathy Griffin.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at July 11, 2013 10:25 AM (/kI1Q)

333 328 You know, if the writers really had their A game going, they'd have acute Japanese girl run by in a schoolgirl outfit screaming, "The sharknado will kill us all!" And then a tentacle comes from off screen and pulls her away. And a gatling-gun pops out of her cooch

Posted by: Iblis at July 11, 2013 10:25 AM (9221z)

334 *places self in front of MWR protectively* Stop it right this every second or by the insanity of cthulhu, I will begin to respond in kind. You do not want to consider what I deem in kind. NOOOOOOO!!!! Not the stepstool!

Posted by: rickb223 at July 11, 2013 10:25 AM (uwLxR)

335 Wormspider vs Turducken

Posted by: zsasz at July 11, 2013 02:24 PM (MMC8r)

 

I would pay a lot of money to see a movie about an anthropomorphized Turducken.*

 

 

*Played by Brian Dennehy

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/b][/u][/i] at July 11, 2013 10:26 AM (4df7R)

336 "Especially considering I'm being stalked by some creep in a Face Sized Spider costume. *glares at Muad'dib*
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at July 11, 2013 02:21 PM"



For some reason I now have a mental image of a pug dressed in a spider costume, with the kind of put-upon expression that only the pug can achieve.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 11, 2013 10:27 AM (knoK7)

337
Andy Levy ‏@andylevy 8m

forgot to set my dvr and by time i get home #sharknado will be a half-hour in and i'm worried i won't know what's going on



GregGutfeld ‏@greggutfeld 2m

@andylevy this movie is ridiculous. so few people die from sharknados every year. #hollywood #lies


Andy Levy ‏@andylevy 36s

@greggutfeld not surprised you're parroting the government line

Posted by: Jones in CO at July 11, 2013 10:27 AM (8sCoq)

338 DONNER PARTY VS. VAGINA SPIDERS FROM SPACE

Seems like a good vehicle for Kathy Griffin.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at July 11, 2013 02:25 PM (/kI1Q)

 

As a Vagina Spider, or as a Vagina Spider's dinner?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/b][/u][/i] at July 11, 2013 10:27 AM (4df7R)

339 336 Wormspider vs Turducken Posted by: zsasz at July 11, 2013 02:24 PM (MMC8r) I would pay a lot of money to see a movie about an anthropomorphized Turducken.* *Played by Brian Dennehy He's so versatile.

Posted by: Iblis at July 11, 2013 10:27 AM (9221z)

340 "312 That bullshit that the prosecutors tried to sneak in this morning, death by child abuse, is one of the cheapest ploys I can imagine. "

Posted by: Al Gore at July 11, 2013 10:27 AM (zyB/B)

341 I know that life is programmed to fill all possible niches. But worm living in spider? That was a niche? Seriously? I've lost my will to live.

Posted by: eleven at July 11, 2013 10:27 AM (KXm42)

342 For some reason I now have a mental image of a pug dressed in a spider costume, with the kind of put-upon expression that only the pug can achieve.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 11, 2013 02:27 PM (knoK7)

 

You win the internetz.  

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/b][/u][/i] at July 11, 2013 10:27 AM (4df7R)

343 And a gatling-gun pops out of her cooch Posted by: Iblis at July 11, 2013 02:25 PM (9221z) After the Bubbles of Doom, you mean.

Posted by: Tammy sans Thor at July 11, 2013 10:27 AM (2/T/u)

344 Anyway, how could it hold onto the wall or the ceiling if all its legs were occupied? It would fall down-  -holyshit IT WOULD FALL DOWN ON ME YUCK YUCK YUCK! 
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at July 11, 2013 02:23 PM (4df7R)


Silk comes out of its butt, yes?   It could be hanging on from that - unless it can't control itself ...

"I can't stop!  Yeaaaaaargh!"

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at July 11, 2013 10:28 AM (oY6Yp)

345 Now the prosecutor is making excuses for that Precious-looking witness bitch.  Mind-boggling.

MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit - I don't know what's come over me.  Maybe Obamarage or Trayvondisgust or IRShate caused my bad behavior.  Dry your tears.  I apologize profusely for tormenting you with the fact that spiders infest your house and they crawl on you just for the hell of it when you're sleeping.

Posted by: kathysaysso at July 11, 2013 10:28 AM (6H6o8)

346 "You win the internetz. Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at July 11, 2013 02:27 PM"

*puts on sunglasses*  My work here is done...

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 11, 2013 10:29 AM (knoK7)

347 He's so versatile.

Posted by: Iblis at July 11, 2013 02:27 PM (9221z)

 

Did you see him in the offbroadway production of "The Music Man" last year?     He played River City.   MAGICAL.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/b][/u][/i] at July 11, 2013 10:29 AM (4df7R)

348 Part of me wants to be the engineer and say that if I try to chainsaw a 2,000lb shark as it falls on me, I will end up squished. Because, you know, chainsaws do not have deflector shields on them. The rest of me just wants to let the art wash over and through me. The rum will help the latter win.

Posted by: Muad'dib at July 11, 2013 01:53 PM (KjlbF)


I can't think of a worse weapon to defend oneself from sharks than a chainsaw. Chainsaws do not function very well when one attempts to cut stringy and juicy stuff. You can use a chainsaw to saw through the ice on a lake, but when you break through to the water below it will often stall, due to drag from all the water. And woven fabric will jam a chainsaw solid. You can buy "chainsaw pants" made from loosely-woven nylon, to protect your legs from the chain when working in the bush. Heavy wool pants work well, too. I expect sharkskin would jam a chainsaw in a heartbeat, and the muscle and sinew beneath would too.



In the unlikely (heh) event of a waterspout really sucking up sharks and depositing them on land, I expect that the sharks would be so dizzy from the spinning that they'd be near-comatose, and they'd be unable to motivate purposefully in any way, lacking limbs able to propel themselves on land, and of course they'd be in the process of dying, what with no water in their gills, and their internal organs all smooshed up inside because they are designed to work in what is essentially a zero-G environment underwater. You could simply walk among them with a rifle or shotgun, and administer head shots to humanely end their suffering.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 11, 2013 10:29 AM (fNpC1)

349 >>For some reason I now have a mental image of a pug dressed in a spider costume, with the kind of put-upon expression that only the pug can achieve.<<



Eh, I've been called worse.

Posted by: Muad'dib at July 11, 2013 10:29 AM (KjlbF)

350 342 I know that life is programmed to fill all possible niches. But worm living in spider? That was a niche? Seriously? I've lost my will to live. Posted by: eleven at July 11, 2013 02:27 PM (KXm42) Satan: So God, those spiders are pretty gross. Betcha can't top it. God: Oh yeah? watch this action boy!

Posted by: Iblis at July 11, 2013 10:29 AM (9221z)

351 Worm spider is metaphor for TFG.

Posted by: eleven at July 11, 2013 10:29 AM (KXm42)

352

DONNER PARTY VS. VAGINA SPIDERS FROM SPACESeems like a good vehicle for Kathy Griffin.
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at July 11, 2013 02:25 PM (/kI1Q)

 

 


As a Vagina Spider, or as a Vagina Spider's dinner?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at July 11, 2013 02:27 PM (4df7R)

 

She's "Squirty," the town hooker with a heart of gold.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 11, 2013 10:30 AM (zF6Iw)

353 Silk comes out of its butt, yes? It could be hanging on from that - unless it can't control itself ... "I can't stop! Yeaaaaaargh!" Posted by: ConservativeMonster at July 11, 2013 02:28 PM (oY6Yp) LOL! MWR will have an entire duvet "woven" for her by the morning!

Posted by: EC at July 11, 2013 10:30 AM (GQ8sn)

354 344 And a gatling-gun pops out of her cooch Posted by: Iblis at July 11, 2013 02:25 PM (9221z) After the Bubbles of Doom, you mean. Posted by: Tammy sans Thor at July 11, 2013 02:27 PM (2/T/u) Good call!

Posted by: Iblis at July 11, 2013 10:30 AM (9221z)

355 >>Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 11, 2013 02:29 PM (fNpC1)<<



Yes, I can see you too are going to need the rum to help you let the art wash over and through you. 

Posted by: Muad'dib at July 11, 2013 10:30 AM (KjlbF)

356 Worm spider is metaphor for TFG. Posted by: eleven at July 11, 2013 02:29 PM (KXm42) Yes, with Valerie Jarrett being the worm?

Posted by: Tammy sans Thor at July 11, 2013 10:31 AM (2/T/u)

357

The Cat Spiders  From Hell. 

 

"Tuna?  We don't want no steenking tuna"

Posted by: Soona at July 11, 2013 10:31 AM (lzl0V)

358 Chainsaws do not function very well when one attempts to cut stringy and juicy stuff.

Please tell me you're speaking from experience.

And you hire out for corporate holiday parties.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at July 11, 2013 10:31 AM (/kI1Q)

359

MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit - I don't know what's come over me. Maybe Obamarage or Trayvondisgust or IRShate caused my bad behavior. Dry your tears.

 

*sniffle*  Well, that's okay.  I understand.   I, too, am taken by the dark fury frequently of late.   The blackouts are the worst.   You are for-

 

Hang on, what's this next bit?

 

 I apologize profusely for tormenting you with the fact that spiders infest your house and they crawl on you just for the hell of it when you're sleeping.

Posted by: kathysaysso at July 11, 2013 02:28 PM (6H6o

 

 

...

 

"Why are you doing this?"

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/b][/u][/i] at July 11, 2013 10:31 AM (4df7R)

360 The Daily Mail's Sharknado coverage

http://is.gd/rgJKng

Posted by: Jones in CO at July 11, 2013 10:31 AM (8sCoq)

361 Ace, isn't the "What's" in the headline of the Breitbart article a typo?

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at July 11, 2013 10:32 AM (9eDbm)

362 "You do know that when you go to sleep at night the spiders are on the bedroom walls and the bedroom ceiling watching you. And watching you. And watching you. Right? " We all know that a spider crawl into your mouth if you open it while you're sleeping.

Posted by: nerdygirl at July 11, 2013 10:32 AM (zyB/B)

363 >>Dry your tears. I apologize profusely for tormenting you with the fact that spiders infest your house and they crawl on you just for the hell of it when you're sleeping.

Posted by: kathysaysso at July 11, 2013 02:28 PM (6H6o <<



Hey, I'm not looking so bad now, eh?

Posted by: Muad'dib at July 11, 2013 10:32 AM (KjlbF)

364 355 344 And a gatling-gun pops out of her cooch Posted by: Iblis at July 11, 2013 02:25 PM (9221z) After the Bubbles of Doom, you mean. Posted by: Tammy sans Thor at July 11, 2013 02:27 PM (2/T/u) And it turns out the tentacle just has a yeast infection which the girl shoots off, which turns the tentacle into a beautiful hot octopus-demon-girl and they swim off happily ever after!

Posted by: Iblis at July 11, 2013 10:32 AM (9221z)

365 Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 11, 2013 02:29 PM (fNpC1)


You forgot the part where the local Chinese restauranteurs harvest themselves some shark fin soup.  

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at July 11, 2013 10:33 AM (oY6Yp)

366 Sharknado O Sharknado If we were to call for help Over time Over sea Like a wave you'd come Our guardian angel Sharknado O Sharknado Of forgotten kindness And ruined spirits We pray for the people's Spirit as we sing This song of love.

Posted by: Shark Cracka! at July 11, 2013 10:33 AM (cjFRv)

367 *mutters darkly kathysayso EC Muad'did*

Posted by: alexthechick - Commence drinking now. at July 11, 2013 10:33 AM (VtjlW)

368 Posted by: Iblis at July 11, 2013 02:32 PM (9221z) Most excellent! What becomes of the Olson twins?

Posted by: Tammy sans Thor at July 11, 2013 10:34 AM (2/T/u)

369 In the unlikely (heh) event of a waterspout really sucking up sharks and depositing them on land, I expect that the sharks would be so dizzy from the spinning that they'd be near-comatose, and they'd be unable to motivate purposefully in any way, lacking limbs able to propel themselves on land, and of course they'd be in the process of dying, what with no water in their gills, and their internal organs all smooshed up inside because they are designed to work in what is essentially a zero-G environment underwater. You could simply walk among them with a rifle or shotgun, and administer head shots to humanely end their suffering.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 11, 2013 02:29 PM (fNpC1)

 

 

---------------------------------------------

 

 

Well, that certainly has a "Clockwork Orange" nuance to it. 

 

Hey.  It just might work! 

Posted by: Soona at July 11, 2013 10:34 AM (lzl0V)

370 Been realz y'all.  Gotta go run for my life now...

Posted by: Muad'dib at July 11, 2013 10:35 AM (KjlbF)

371 But worm living in spider? That was a niche? Seriously? That worm contributes more than 95% of government employees.

Posted by: zsasz at July 11, 2013 10:35 AM (MMC8r)

372 *mutters darkly kathysayso EC Muad'did* Posted by: alexthechick - Commence drinking now. at July 11, 2013 02:33 PM (VtjlW) *points to SPECIAL nametag* *carries on*

Posted by: EC at July 11, 2013 10:35 AM (GQ8sn)

373 369 Posted by: Iblis at July 11, 2013 02:32 PM (9221z) Most excellent! What becomes of the Olson twins? Posted by: Tammy sans Thor at July 11, 2013 02:34 PM (2/T/u) Eaten by Sharknado, but avenged by Mothra. They're still singing the mothra song as they're digested in Sharknado's stomach

Posted by: Iblis at July 11, 2013 10:35 AM (9221z)

374 Hrm, Great White Shark?    Raaaaayciss. 

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at July 11, 2013 10:35 AM (v3pYe)

375 Been realz y'all. Gotta go run for my life now...

Posted by: Muad'dib at July 11, 2013 02:35 PM (KjlbF)

 

*waving*    Have fun!    You'll just die tired!

 

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/b][/u][/i] at July 11, 2013 10:36 AM (4df7R)

376 I don't have cable, but I'm thinking of downloading the torrent tonight just so I can watch it with the broadcast tomorrow. Ofcourse, that means I'll already know how the Sharknado is defeated and if Tara Reid shows her tits or not.

Posted by: EC at July 11, 2013 10:37 AM (GQ8sn)

377 >>*waving* Have fun! You'll just die tired! <<


I only have to be faster than Kathy.....

Posted by: Muad'dib at July 11, 2013 10:37 AM (KjlbF)

378 They're still singing the mothra song as they're digested in Sharknado's stomach Posted by: Iblis at July 11, 2013 02:35 PM (9221z) Of course we both know that they don't really get digested, but rather multiply to return as a ZombieTwinado.

Posted by: Tammy sans Thor at July 11, 2013 10:38 AM (2/T/u)

379
There's a spider on you right now.


Yes, YOU.

Posted by: Jones in CO at July 11, 2013 10:38 AM (8sCoq)

380 MILF is more of an honorific. You just have be of a certain age and hittable.

Posted by: eleven at July 11, 2013 10:38 AM (KXm42)

381 379 They're still singing the mothra song as they're digested in Sharknado's stomach Posted by: Iblis at July 11, 2013 02:35 PM (9221z) Of course we both know that they don't really get digested, but rather multiply to return as a ZombieTwinado. Of course. Have to keep the franchise going. Zombietwinados who can control Mothra worms!

Posted by: Iblis at July 11, 2013 10:39 AM (9221z)

382 We all know that a spider crawl into your mouth if you open it while you're sleeping.

Posted by: nerdygirl at July 11, 2013 02:32 PM (zyB/B)

 

 

----------------------------------------------

 

 

.....and lay their little fuzzy eggs in it.  It's what causes morning "dry mouth".  Check  for  the reflection of compound eyes before you gargle.

Posted by: Soona at July 11, 2013 10:39 AM (lzl0V)

383 GregGutfeld ‏@greggutfeld 3m

@andylevy i'm just saying that exaggerating the threat of sharknados doesn't help anyone. especially the real victims.

Posted by: Jones in CO at July 11, 2013 10:39 AM (8sCoq)

384 IT IS NOT A CRIME TO ASSUME SOMEONE IS A CRIMINAL!!! You see, NSA, IRS, and Holder, you bunch of corrupt bastards, you can't jail me for assuming that that useless piece of garbage in the White House is a criminal.

Posted by: nerdygirl at July 11, 2013 10:40 AM (zyB/B)

385 MILF is more of an honorific. You just have be of a certain age and hittable. No, MILF is definitely an earned title. There's a specific requirement that has to be completed. Before Angelina Jolie had a kid of her own, she was a Provisional MILF with her two adopted kids. When she and Brad had their child together, she was off Provisional status and assumed full MILFdom.

Posted by: EC at July 11, 2013 10:40 AM (GQ8sn)

386 The 'M' stands for 'Mother'. 'Nuff said.

Posted by: Jones in CO at July 11, 2013 10:41 AM (8sCoq)

387 Zombietwinados who can control Mothra worms! Come back in Sharknado 14: MechaSharknado vs the Zombietwinado and introducing Jan Claude Van Damme as Old Pervert Sailor

Posted by: Iblis at July 11, 2013 10:42 AM (9221z)

388
dammit we had a busty MILF thread get stomped on yesterday;  now we have people who want to redefine 'MILF' ?



I DON'T RECOGNIZE AMERICA ANYMORE

Posted by: Jones in CO at July 11, 2013 10:43 AM (8sCoq)

389 You see, NSA, IRS, and Holder, you bunch of corrupt bastards, you can't jail me for assuming that that useless piece of garbage in the White House is a criminal.

Posted by: nerdygirl at July 11, 2013 02:40 PM (zyB/B)

 

 

-------------------------------------------

 

 

Hold  my beer.  Watch this.......

Posted by: Fat Trudy at NSA at July 11, 2013 10:44 AM (lzl0V)

390 Here is a good question: If Trayvon had got to the pistol and killed Zimmerman does anyone here think he would have hung around waiting for the police to explain what happened?

....


....

Yeah - me neither. The fact that Zimmerman did hang around waiting for the police is presumptive evidence that he is a law abiding citizen. His possession of CHL is also proof that he is law abiding; criminals don't get carry permits.

Posted by: [/i] [/s] [/u] [/b] . An Observation at July 11, 2013 11:01 AM (ylhEn)

391 >>Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 11, 2013 02:29 PM (fNpC1)<< Luckily the documentary is on SyFy and not Discovery or the Science Channel because the chainsaw IS a legit defensive weapon on the SyFy channel.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at July 11, 2013 11:08 AM (BXLPR)

392 ::Sends MWR 5 cases of ant/roach/spider killing spray::

Posted by: Empire1 at July 11, 2013 11:11 AM (mkxw2)

393 I found a whole bunch of SyFy movies: http://goo.gl/1weJC Which ones should I watch?

Posted by: Shark Cracka! at July 11, 2013 11:22 AM (cjFRv)

394 Lava Storm looks sort of interestng...

Posted by: Shark Cracka! at July 11, 2013 11:23 AM (cjFRv)

395

Needs more "Two-Headed Shark Attack"

Posted by: Dan In Shepherd at July 11, 2013 11:41 AM (rAUBr)

396 Tara  was born in 1975 and is dating some musician from an Isreali band called Infected Mushroom.  If you do a search you'll find an awesome picture of her (and him).  43 is Milf land but does she have a kid?

Posted by: Big Swinger at July 11, 2013 11:56 AM (iWo0u)

397 394

I found a whole bunch of SyFy movies:

http://goo.gl/1weJC

Which ones should I watch?

Posted by: Shark Cracka! at July 11, 2013 03:22 PM (cjFRv)

"A Sound of Thunder" is half decent. It just suffers from a low budget.

http://tinyurl.com/nup9fdt

The reason for the low budget was because the company producing it went bankrupt and they had to finish the film on the cheap. The short explanation is provided on the Wikipedia page:

http://tinyurl.com/pd3btdz

Posted by: Slappy at July 11, 2013 12:03 PM (LTbLf)

398 I can't see Ian Ziering without remembering the awesome synopses of 90210 this interweb guy used to do, where he called his character (Steve?) "overt penis boy" every time he showed up.

Posted by: red speck at July 11, 2013 12:18 PM (9/Ug/)

399 Why is this website advertising Global Warming Propaganda? You do realize that the Sharknado is a result of Global Warming?

Posted by: joeb at July 11, 2013 02:04 PM (yzxF5)

400 WEST COAST SHARKNADOIANS!! We get Sharknado at 6:00 pm which I'm pretty sure syncs up with the 9:00 EST. It's like all political/sports events - we see it at the same time, just earlier. Be there!!

Posted by: dwagyak at July 11, 2013 02:51 PM (kAYkU)

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