July 03, 2013

Coup In Positioning Stage in Egypt
— Ace

Armored vehicles and military troop transports (these latter really just trucks painted sand-brown) are moving around the city. Reporters keep saying "tanks" but I think they mean armored vehicles. Because reporters are dumb.

These vehicles are especially being deployed around the places where pro-Mursi forces are rallying.


The head of the Egyptian military, General al Sisi (incidentally, the worst general's name of all time), is delaying their own statement -- which will likely simply proclaim that Mursi is no longer in power -- in order to avoid violence, they say. Which I take to mean they want to get their armored vehicles and soldiers into place in a show of force designed to discourage a counter-coup.


8 pm Egypt time would be 2 pm Eastern time.

Al Jazeera has live reports.

There are reports that Mursi is under house arrest, but that was denied. It's my guess that report was a misreporting of the true story, that airport officials say a travel ban has been issued for Mursi, forbidding him from getting on a plane.

I would imagine the point of this is to let him know that if there is violence, he will not be able to flee the country to escape retribution for it.

The military has moved some of its people into Egyptian media buildings.

Before the deadline expired at 5 p.m. local time (11 a.m. ET), employees at Egypt's state TV station said military officers were present in the newsroom monitoring its output, but not interfering with their work.

The military also beefed up the presence of troops inside the building, the employees told the Associated Press, though they were not visible outside. Even before the crisis, a small army contingent usually guards the state TV headquarters.

Tweets from Egypt (which seem legit, but YMMV) say that it has been announced that Mursi is no longer "part of the decision making process" at Egypt's state newspaper Al Ahram and at its state television channel. A more direct way to say this is that the military has taken over the state media.

So then here's Al Ahram's prognostication:


On Al Jazeera, there are pictures of celebrating citizens standing on top of troop transports, next to soldiers armed with machine guns, in case there was any question that the protesters and military were now part of the same force.

Meanwhile, Egyptian men continue surrounding women in Tahrir Square and raping them or sexually assaulting them in wolfpack style.

Posted by: Ace at 09:18 AM | Comments (334)
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1 Time for a speech by President "Good or Good Man"!

Posted by: t-bird at July 03, 2013 09:21 AM (FcR7P)

2 Watch the coup happen overnight and the Egyptians get confused by American's 4th of July with fireworks, thinking we are celebrating the events in Egypt.

Posted by: Serious Cat at July 03, 2013 09:21 AM (UypUQ)

3 I think we're now in the official "Shit Just Got Real" moment... ...and my, that Obama and John Kerry! Top men, I tell you, top men!

Posted by: GuyfromNH at July 03, 2013 09:21 AM (kbOju)

4 Another foreign policy triumph for Smart Diplomacy.

Posted by: @JohnTant at July 03, 2013 09:21 AM (eytER)

5 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a malignant traitor.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at July 03, 2013 09:21 AM (/PCJa)

6 Burn it down. Scatter the stones. Salt the earth where it stood.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at July 03, 2013 09:21 AM (/PCJa)

7 Someone on twitter posted by Egypt looks like from space....incredible pic. http://tinyurl.com/kvknwg2

Posted by: Tami[/i][/b][/u][/s] at July 03, 2013 09:21 AM (X6akg)

8 When the Army gives you 48hrs notice its not really a coup, leave the country and live large.

Posted by: Jean at July 03, 2013 09:21 AM (CMlD4)

9 If the muslim brotherhood were real men, they'd fight to the last.

Posted by: Methos at July 03, 2013 09:22 AM (hO9ad)

10 If the muslim brotherhood were real men, they'd fight to the last. I like that option.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at July 03, 2013 09:23 AM (/PCJa)

11

"Reporters keep saying "tanks" but I think they mean armored vehicles. Because reporters are dumb."

No doubt the trucks say "Glock" on the side, so they're considered automaticalacious assaulting tankathonic weapons.

Posted by: Alabama Mike at July 03, 2013 09:23 AM (8XDXc)

12 Of course, if the MB and Morsi did fight back, you know the JEF would send troops in support of Morsi.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at July 03, 2013 09:23 AM (/PCJa)

13 Take notes, Obama.  The military is siding with the citizens.

Posted by: Marmo at July 03, 2013 09:24 AM (QW+AD)

14 Tami, they keep that shit up, the aliens who built the pyramids are going to come back.

Posted by: Jean at July 03, 2013 09:24 AM (CMlD4)

15 The big question to ask: What next?

Posted by: EC at July 03, 2013 09:24 AM (GQ8sn)

16 While this needed to happen anyway, I take additional solace in Obama looking as impotent in ever in attempting to prop up Morsi before the Egyptian army and populace said "fuck that shit!" Let's hope this turns out well, like in Honduras where the assembly and the interim president refused to give into demands to reinstate Zeyala.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at July 03, 2013 09:24 AM (a3iAA)

17 I say one more time, is there any situation in the Middle East that Obama has touched that has not gone to $hit?  It's almost like he is doing it on purpose.

Posted by: Johnnyreb at July 03, 2013 09:24 AM (6McTJ)

18 the egyptians understand what to with shit performing leadership if nothing else.

Posted by: Esteban10077@sven10077 at July 03, 2013 09:24 AM (LRFds)

19 Hang the DJ, hang the DJ, Hang the DJ....

Posted by: The other Morrissey at July 03, 2013 09:24 AM (ikxXh)

20 So WTF is this guy's name anyway? Mursi, Morrsy, Morressey, Dirkadirkagoatfuckerjihad? Can't anyone pick a spelling and stick to it?

Posted by: mugiwara at July 03, 2013 09:24 AM (D5hxK)

21 15 The big question to ask: What next? --- "Politely" ask Morsi to exit the government and/or the country. If he refuses, he'll exit this mortal plain.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at July 03, 2013 09:25 AM (a3iAA)

22 Meanwhile, Egyptian men continue surrounding women in Tahrir Square and raping them or sexually assaulting them in wolfpack style.


Something about military coups gives me a raging boner.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 03, 2013 09:25 AM (8ZskC)

23 16 Brandon in BR,

I'm hoping that some of the rest of the world takes a hard look at what we once were and tries to keep Locke and Smith alive.

South America has a lot of potential.

Posted by: Esteban10077@sven10077 at July 03, 2013 09:25 AM (LRFds)

24 I believe the phrase, "Obama supports gang-rape in Egypt," needs to be added to the discussion.

Posted by: Fritz at July 03, 2013 09:25 AM (UzPAd)

25 The Guardian has a 'live' thing that isn't so live, more like a blog.
Morsi still in his office.
Troops being staged.

'Troops' being not much more that men in uniform and military trucks.
'Staged' meaning taking control of choke points like bridges.
It's like a baseball game where the players run out onto the field, the pitcher begins warming up, and the first batter starts prepping his grip on the bat.

Haven't heard about vendors in the crowd selling cold drinks and popcorn yet.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at July 03, 2013 09:26 AM (Udoi+)

26 The head of the Egyptian military, General al Sisi His right-hand man is Colonel Khan de Asse.

Posted by: George Orwell walking like an Egyptian at July 03, 2013 09:26 AM (mCNwt)

27 Isaiah 19:2 predicts this.

Posted by: baldilocks at July 03, 2013 09:26 AM (aKcT0)

28 Burn it down.
Scatter the stones.
Salt the earth where it stood.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at July 03, 2013 01:21 PM (/PCJa)

If you ever go to Egypt (don't) you would see their buildings and laugh at this

Posted by: Jean at July 03, 2013 09:26 AM (CMlD4)

29 What difference, at this point, does it make!!!11!!1/????/?/?

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at July 03, 2013 09:27 AM (GQ72I)

30 Remember that OZero was raised by a transvestite muzzy nanny.  That's gotta leave a mark on the old psyche.

Posted by: Alabama Mike at July 03, 2013 09:27 AM (8XDXc)

31 The Egyptian Army acted stupidly.

Posted by: Baroke Owebama at July 03, 2013 09:27 AM (xmcEQ)

32 26 The head of the Egyptian military, General al Sisi His right-hand man is Colonel Khan de Asse. --- And his aide-de-camp is Biggus Dickus, whom is married to Incontinentia Buttocks.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at July 03, 2013 09:27 AM (a3iAA)

33
Egyptians made a stand.

WTF is wrong with YOU guys.  

Posted by: Zombie Founding Fathers at July 03, 2013 09:28 AM (nELVU)

34

The head of the Egyptian military, General al Sisi (incidentally, the worst general's name of all time), is delaying their own statement

 

Well my daddy left home when I was three

 

He didn't leave much to ma and me

 

Just this old guitar and an empty  bottle of booze

 

Now I don't blame him cause he run and hid but the meanest that he ever did

 

Was before he left he went and named me al Sisi.

 

Posted by: buzzion at July 03, 2013 09:28 AM (LI48c)

35 twitter pic
'troops' ona bridge
http://preview.tinyurl.com/l5hv4p9

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at July 03, 2013 09:28 AM (Udoi+)

36 17 I say one more time, is there any situation in the Middle East that Obama has touched that has not gone to $hit? It's almost like he is doing it on purpose. Posted by: Johnnyreb at July 03, 2013 01:24 PM (6McTJ) Fixed.

Posted by: baldilocks at July 03, 2013 09:28 AM (aKcT0)

37

Posted by: Tami at July 03, 2013 01:21 PM (X6akg)

 

I think that's a fairly generic picture of Egypt from space. Not anything to do with the protesters (as claimed in the tweet.)

Posted by: tsrblke at July 03, 2013 09:28 AM (GaqMa)

38 Watching the live stream. It's the world's largest rave.

Posted by: FadeToBolivia at July 03, 2013 09:28 AM (YLWpc)

39 I was writing "Morsi" but I see many people rendering it "Mursi" or "Mursy."

I decided that "Morsi" sounds like a cool name and this guy doesn't really deserve it so I'm going with the uglier, less cool "Mursi."


Posted by: ace at July 03, 2013 09:28 AM (/IWYB)

40 Yeah he'll farewell right up until someone with me in hand gets a hold of him.

Posted by: Buck Knife at July 03, 2013 09:28 AM (Aif/5)

41 Solve the raping of women issue. Someone herd goats into Tahir Square.

What a bunch of shitbags.

Posted by: Marcus at July 03, 2013 09:29 AM (GGCsk)

42 Democracy! Whiskey! Sexy! Junta! Pepsi! Rape!

Posted by: wooga at July 03, 2013 09:29 AM (h5lu9)

43 Anyone see on the news last night, Fox but I don't remember which show.....the crowd was flashing lights that read 'MORSI.....GAME OVER!' on the side of one of the gov't. buildings. My husband and I cracked up.

Posted by: Tami[/i][/b][/u][/s] at July 03, 2013 09:29 AM (X6akg)

44 37 Baldilocks,

I think Giggles reached his apex with the Harvard cops beer summit...

that's our self-esteem Prezzy

Posted by: Esteban10077@sven10077 at July 03, 2013 09:29 AM (LRFds)

45
..... so.....  are they warming up the broomhandles yet???

Posted by: fixerupper at July 03, 2013 09:30 AM (nELVU)

46 You say Mursi, I say Morsi. Either way, he's dead-i.

Posted by: Marcus at July 03, 2013 09:30 AM (GGCsk)

47 40 Ace,

his future at any rate is Murki

ba du dum

//snaredrum

Posted by: Esteban10077@sven10077 at July 03, 2013 09:30 AM (LRFds)

48 Watching the live stream. It's the world's largest rave.

Posted by: Bill O' at July 03, 2013 09:30 AM (WhJf8)

49 Egyptians made a stand. WTF is wrong with YOU guys. Posted by: Zombie Founding Fathers at July 03, 2013 01:28 PM (nELVU) Soon.

Posted by: EC at July 03, 2013 09:30 AM (GQ8sn)

50 I decided that "Morsi" sounds like a cool name and this guy doesn't really deserve it so I'm going with the uglier, less cool "Mursi."


Go all in.  Why not use Mursowski?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 03, 2013 09:30 AM (8ZskC)

51 Meanwhile, Egyptian men continue surrounding women in Tahrir Square and raping them or sexually assaulting them in wolfpack style. FLOTUS unavailable for comment, being in prison.

Posted by: George Orwell walking like an Egyptian at July 03, 2013 09:30 AM (mCNwt)

52 We'll do it live!

Posted by: Bill O'Really Blustery at July 03, 2013 09:31 AM (WhJf8)

53 Murky? Mucky? Mooshy?

Posted by: waldo at July 03, 2013 09:31 AM (hc19V)

54 I hate how muzzie names change during a crisis. Q-daffi's name was stable for decades in the West. Then a dozen variants were used in the last few months of his reign.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at July 03, 2013 09:31 AM (ZPrif)

55 Tweets from Egypt (which seem legit, but YMMV) say that it has been announced that Mursi is no longer "part of the decision making process" at Egypt's state newspaper Al Ahram and at its state television channel.

Sigh... if only the same could be said for our President and his de facto state media.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at July 03, 2013 09:31 AM (SY2Kh)

56 Jesus , CNN is pathetic with their "pro Morsi" rally shot. Funny, how they were quite pleased with the military shitcanning of Murbarak. Also- nice touch having CNN's Ben Wedeman express deep concern about the future of the MB...jackass.

Posted by: jjshaka at July 03, 2013 09:31 AM (LMmQa)

57 I gotta get my skank ass over to Egypt! Party time!

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at July 03, 2013 09:31 AM (V1ZIU)

58 FLOTUS unavailable for comment, being in prison.

Somebody smuggle that woman a cellphone so she can make a comment.

Posted by: Bill O'Really Blustery at July 03, 2013 09:32 AM (WhJf8)

59 @JDaugherty105 this is how the State's gun expert holds a pistol. Makes me confident in her "expertise" pic.twitter.com/ptiwN9LgYo Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 03, 2013 01:31 PM (XS/b3) She purposely did it like that so the jury could see her fingers...she even said that she was going to do it that way.

Posted by: Tami[/i][/b][/u][/s] at July 03, 2013 09:32 AM (X6akg)

60 this is how the State's gun expert holds a pistol. Makes me confident in her "expertise"
pic.twitter.com/ptiwN9LgYo

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 03, 2013 01:31 PM (XS/b3)



In her defense, she stated she was holding it like that so that the jury had an unobstructed view of the trigger pull.

Posted by: Adam at July 03, 2013 09:32 AM (Aif/5)

61 42 Solve the raping of women issue. Someone herd goats into Tahir Square.

What a bunch of shitbags.

Posted by: Marcus at July 03, 2013 01:29 PM (GGCsk)


Just so you know, we are OK with abortion in the case of legitimate goat-rape.

Posted by: GOP at July 03, 2013 09:32 AM (Kkt/i)

62 I think that's a fairly generic picture of Egypt from space. Not anything to do with the protesters (as claimed in the tweet.) Yeah, it's just a silly caption on a normal picture. Everyone lives around Cairo or along the Nile.

Posted by: t-bird at July 03, 2013 09:33 AM (FcR7P)

63 Unfortunately the next ass-clown in line over there is El-Baradi.  The UN's Inspector Gadget

Posted by: Jean at July 03, 2013 09:33 AM (CMlD4)

64 I'm serious folks...

we need to have a protest calling for the rule of law and equal justice so large the Founders in heaven hear us.

4/15/14 at the Mall

Posted by: Esteban10077@sven10077 at July 03, 2013 09:33 AM (LRFds)

65 I wonder what a similar rally would look like in DC. Easy to block access from the Virginia side. Lot harder from the Maryland side.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at July 03, 2013 09:33 AM (ZPrif)

66

Somebody smuggle that woman a cellphone so she can make a comment.

 

 

I already lost my damn keys this morning.

Posted by: Meggie Mac at July 03, 2013 09:33 AM (BAS5M)

67 45 37 Baldilocks, I think Giggles reached his apex with the Harvard cops beer summit... that's our self-esteem Prezzy Posted by: Esteban10077@sven10077 at July 03, 2013 01:29 PM (LRFds) Yeah. Here's the takeaway from that (link in sig to gateway pundit pic). Hint: he hosed that too.

Posted by: baldilocks at July 03, 2013 09:34 AM (aKcT0)

68 General al Sisi (incidentally, the worst general's name of all time)

I agree.

Posted by: General al Waysluus at July 03, 2013 09:34 AM (NuPNl)

69 Bill O'Really Blustery Old but tasty: http://youtu.be/O_HyZ5aW76c

Posted by: George Orwell walking like an Egyptian at July 03, 2013 09:34 AM (mCNwt)

70 Holy shit-balls!

@JDaugherty105

this is how the State's gun expert holds a pistol. Makes me confident in her "expertise"
pic.twitter.com/ptiwN9LgYo

Is that a transitional state, or is that her grip?

I realize the finger on the trigger is awful, I'm just wondering if that's an "in-motion" grab.

Posted by: Bill O'Really Blustery at July 03, 2013 09:34 AM (2hTlI)

71

Colonel General Abdul Fatah Saeed Hussein Khalil Al-Sisi

 

Sir?  May we suggest that... like Napoleon, or Alexander, you go by your FIRST Name?

Posted by: Western PR Expert at July 03, 2013 09:34 AM (lZBBB)

72 I don't think it's really like 'rape-rape'....

Posted by: Whoopie Goldberg at July 03, 2013 09:34 AM (GQ72I)

73 Where's Obama?
TFG schedules a speech at the drop of a hat and he's not gonna comment on this?

Posted by: Lizzy at July 03, 2013 09:35 AM (2mSdf)

74

.this is how the State's gun expert holds a pistol. Makes me confident in her "expertise"
pic.twitter.com/ptiwN9LgYo.

.

Man she is deathly afraid of that thing.  And a good thing too, I have heard that guns can kill you without actually having a person hold them and pull the trigger!  I know it's true I saw it on CNN.

Posted by: Johnnyreb at July 03, 2013 09:35 AM (6McTJ)

75 67 Flatbush Joe,

They couldn't block DC with the forces they have extant in the DC military district...

they used to have two brigades within 100 square miles...


that ship has sailed.

Posted by: Esteban10077@sven10077 at July 03, 2013 09:35 AM (LRFds)

76 Mursi from Pok-eee-stan.

Posted by: RWC at July 03, 2013 09:36 AM (fWAjv)

77 Telegraph.co.uk
military has deployed barb wire and barriers around Morsi's headquarters

next up should be loudspeakers and non stop heavy metal acid garage band rock and roll music ..or something, but only if they're following the US military model.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at July 03, 2013 09:36 AM (Udoi+)

78
TFG schedules a speech at the drop of a hat and he's not gonna comment on this?

----

Polling data not in yet.  Only then will he make a principled stand.

Posted by: fixerupper at July 03, 2013 09:36 AM (nELVU)

79 You know what would smooth these troubled Egyptian waters? Obama hosting a sports star for lunch. Or pretty much any Hollywood celebrity. Game of golf wouldn't hurt either.

Posted by: George Orwell walking like an Egyptian at July 03, 2013 09:36 AM (mCNwt)

80 > General al Sisi (incidentally, the worst general's name of all time)<

Beware people who've been made fun of their entire lives. Especially when they are in charge of armor, troops and weapons.

Posted by: Marcus at July 03, 2013 09:37 AM (GGCsk)

81 I regret that I never saw Egypt.  I know now that I will never visit a place where sport gangrape has become commonplace.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes C'est Magnifique at July 03, 2013 09:37 AM (kXoT0)

82 That's Wolfgang Puck style, Ace.

Posted by: Bigby's Shadow Puppet Hands at July 03, 2013 09:37 AM (3ZtZW)

83 80 Telegraph.co.uk
military has deployed barb wire and barriers around Morsi's headquarters

next up should be loudspeakers and non stop heavy metal acid garage band rock and roll music ..or something, but only if they're following the US military model.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse

or the Russian model - bring up the field artillery

Posted by: Jean at July 03, 2013 09:37 AM (CMlD4)

84 Mursi,  tell them to not call your bluff!

-Barely Obama

Posted by: Dang at July 03, 2013 09:37 AM (Hx2XA)

85

They couldn't block DC with the forces they have extant in the DC military district...

 

they used to have two brigades within 100 square miles...


 

that ship has sailed.

 

 

Looks like I was 150 years too early.

Posted by: General Lee at July 03, 2013 09:37 AM (BAS5M)

86 82 George Orwell,

Maybe a baseball player will come out of the closet and SCOAMF can call him up...

you know who was out of the closet and didn't get a phone call?

Ambassador Stevens.

Posted by: Esteban10077@sven10077 at July 03, 2013 09:38 AM (LRFds)

87

Posted by: Johnnyreb at July 03, 2013 01:35 PM (6McTJ)

 

Big question....

Did she ensure the weapon was clear when it was handed to her?

If not? I'd immediately ask to strike her testimony as she is CLEARLY not an expert in Firearms safety.

 

 

Posted by: Western PR Expert at July 03, 2013 09:38 AM (lZBBB)

88 #88

I feel you, bro.

Posted by: Stonewall Jackson at July 03, 2013 09:38 AM (El+h4)

89 So do we know what YouTube video has started this yet?

Posted by: CDR M at July 03, 2013 09:38 AM (cqZXM)

90 You've got to dissolve him in acid. Always. Just to be sure.

Posted by: Walter White at July 03, 2013 09:38 AM (29vnO)

91 88 General Lee,

to be fair you were well "armed"...I just want to scream "fuck you" to these shitheads wrecking our Republic...

we'll try it your way later if needed.

Posted by: Esteban10077@sven10077 at July 03, 2013 09:38 AM (LRFds)

92 The big question to ask: What next? Pop some popcorn & ice down some beer?

Posted by: rickb223 at July 03, 2013 09:38 AM (9tY8T)

93 Where's Obama?
TFG schedules a speech at the drop of a hat and he's not gonna comment on this?
Posted by: Lizzy

When he ignores it he believes he looks "above it all".

Posted by: Dang at July 03, 2013 09:39 AM (Hx2XA)

94

or the Russian model - bring up the field artillery

 


 

Posted by: Jean at July 03, 2013 01:37 PM (CMlD4)

 

Mon Dieu... Russians ALWAYS think they invent everything....

Posted by: Napoleon at July 03, 2013 09:39 AM (lZBBB)

95 next
up should be loudspeakers and non stop heavy metal acid garage band
rock and roll music ..or something, but only if they're following the US
military model.



I think it was in Fallujah that they blasted hissing cats over loudspeakers.  Supposedly it was creepy as hell.

Posted by: Adam at July 03, 2013 09:39 AM (Aif/5)

96

Barky needs a squirrel....stat.

 

 

Posted by: wheatie at July 03, 2013 09:39 AM (XWSNs)

97 Col. Ralph Peters on Fox just now:  President's position on Egypt is "idiotic."

Does Peters comment here?

Posted by: wisenheimer at July 03, 2013 09:39 AM (eYx/w)

98 It'd be easy to block access from the south to DC. It's a just a handful of bridges.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at July 03, 2013 09:39 AM (ZPrif)

99 next up should be loudspeakers and non stop heavy metal acid garage band rock and roll music ..or something, but only if they're following the US military model. Posted by: Skandia Recluse at July 03, 2013 01:36 PM (Udoi+) PANAMA!!

Posted by: Mainah at July 03, 2013 09:39 AM (659DL)

100 next up should be loudspeakers and non stop heavy metal acid garage band rock and roll music ..or something, but only if they're following the US military model. Lawrence Welk.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 03, 2013 09:40 AM (9tY8T)

101 92 CDR M,

Well NSA and Foggy Bottom's combined expertise alleges this video...

http://youtu.be/Cv6tuzHUuuk

incited the violence

//Chuck Tard reporting

Posted by: Esteban10077@sven10077 at July 03, 2013 09:40 AM (LRFds)

102 I regret that I never saw Egypt. I know now that I will never visit a place where sport gangrape has become commonplace.

It's a shame what the sponsors have done to that pass time.  I say take the money out of it and we can experience purity of sport practiced by amateurs who love the game for what it is.

Posted by: Bill O'Really Blustery at July 03, 2013 09:40 AM (QehQP)

103 Posted by: baldilocks at July 03, 2013 01:26 PM (aKcT0)

Reading all of Isaiah 19 is ominous.  Note in Verse 18 the reference to Heliopolis, which today is home to the Egyptian Army and AF HQ's.

Posted by: Country Singer at July 03, 2013 09:40 AM (U22Yw)

104 Polling data not in yet. Only then will he make a principled stand.
Posted by: fixerupper at July 03, 2013 01:36 PM

Isn't he still on the way to D.C. with Moooooo-Chelle and the chirruns after his African Hundred-Million-a-palooza? I suppose he could get a link from AF1 and get his obligatory teevee face time, but he might be restin' up after presidentin' so hard.

Wanna know why the Egyptian military can move to rid their country of rule by the Muzzie Bros but ours can't/won't. Just doesn't seem fair, somehow.

Posted by: MrScribbler at July 03, 2013 09:40 AM (/RIVS)

105
Ha! It would be humorous if they declare the 4th of July their new Independence Day.  Come on Morsi, make it 5 more hours.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 03, 2013 09:40 AM (7yJVd)

106 101 Flatbush Joe,

always has been the case....which explains Fredericksburg and Getysburg

Posted by: Esteban10077@sven10077 at July 03, 2013 09:40 AM (LRFds)

107

next up should be loudspeakers and non stop heavy metal acid garage band rock and roll music ..or something, but only if they're following the US military model.

 

Nah.  Feelings

 

The Pina  Colada Song

 

Billy, Don't  Be A   Hero

 

Anything by Slim Whitman

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at July 03, 2013 09:40 AM (0HooB)

108 Napoleon would have loved 120mm auto mortars and 152mm self propelled guns

Posted by: Jean at July 03, 2013 09:40 AM (CMlD4)

109 Looks like I was 150 years too early.

 

 

Posted by: General Lee at July 03, 2013 01:37 PM (BAS5M)

 

 

Dam.... I just had a Fantasy Flash.... now if ALL those Civil War Renactors at Gettysburg, would just form up and March to Washington???

 

/I'll be in my bunk...

Posted by: Napoleon at July 03, 2013 09:40 AM (lZBBB)

110 6 "Burn it down.
Scatter the stones.
Salt the earth where it stood."

The Rock doesn't appreciate other jabronis trying to get catchphrases over like The Rock does.

Posted by: The Rock at July 03, 2013 09:41 AM (XQzGn)

111 The gang rapes in Egypt seem to be a purposeful, coordinated strategy to convince the female protesters to give up and go home.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at July 03, 2013 09:41 AM (ZPrif)

112 20 So WTF is this guy's name anyway? Mursi, Morrsy, Morressey, Dirkadirkagoatfuckerjihad? Can't anyone pick a spelling and stick to it?

Posted by: mugiwara at July 03, 2013 01:24 PM (D5hxK)


Don't get me started...

Posted by: Zombie Muamma Moammar Ghaddafi Quddafi at July 03, 2013 09:41 AM (RD7QR)

113

Posted by: Esteban10077@sven10077 at July 03, 2013 01:40 PM (LRFds)

 

I can't watch video right now damn it.

Posted by: CDR M at July 03, 2013 09:41 AM (Mv/2X)

114 @85,,  It's trick fuckin' at it's finest..  Come, I'll show you.

Posted by: Wolfgang Puck at July 03, 2013 09:41 AM (GQ72I)

115 Please let it happen HERE.

Posted by: Felix Steiner at July 03, 2013 09:41 AM (lBnNJ)

116 next up should be loudspeakers and non stop heavy metal acid garage band rock and roll music ..or something, but only if they're following the US military model.


Lawrence Welk.

Monster!

Posted by: Bill O'Really Blustery at July 03, 2013 09:42 AM (QehQP)

117 112 Napoleon,

or Canadians...

hey speaking of which....

"Canadians secretly run the world"

Posted by: Esteban10077@sven10077 at July 03, 2013 09:42 AM (LRFds)

118 The gang rapes in Egypt seem to be a purposeful, coordinated strategy to convince the female protesters to give up and go home. No, they just like to rape because.

Posted by: EC at July 03, 2013 09:42 AM (GQ8sn)

119 I regret that I never saw Egypt. I know now that I will never visit a place where sport gangrape has become commonplace.



Pyramids.  Nice.  What else ya got?  That's it?  You sure?

Shit.

Posted by: Dang at July 03, 2013 09:42 AM (Hx2XA)

120 Come to Egypt for the Pyramids. Stay for the rape and clitordectomies!

Posted by: Egyptian Tourist Board at July 03, 2013 09:42 AM (n50fF)

121 There's a reason Johnny Marr kicked Morsi out of his band

Posted by: Smilin' Joe Biden at July 03, 2013 09:42 AM (XQzGn)

122 116 CDR M,

"walk like an egyptian"

//snare drum....

tip the wait staff

Posted by: Esteban10077@sven10077 at July 03, 2013 09:42 AM (LRFds)

123 Will Soledad O'brian be on the ground for Al Jazeera; covering this history changing event?  I often wonder what she thinks about the tumult in the Middle East, more importantly her thoughts on anal.

 

Posted by: dananjcon at July 03, 2013 09:42 AM (jvd3N)

124 Pyramids. Nice. What else ya got? That's it? You sure? They also seem to have a surplus of laser pointers.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at July 03, 2013 09:43 AM (/PCJa)

125 Don't get me started...
Posted by: Zombie Muamma Moammar Ghaddafi Quddafi at July 03, 2013 01:41 PM

Hey, what about ME?

Posted by: Osama/Usama bin/ben Ladin/Laden at July 03, 2013 09:43 AM (/RIVS)

126

Posted by: Esteban10077@sven10077 at July 03, 2013 01:42 PM (LRFds)

 

Heh.

Posted by: CDR M at July 03, 2013 09:43 AM (BuYeH)

127 Siting DC north of the Potomac is a decision that inherently gave the North power over the South.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at July 03, 2013 09:44 AM (ZPrif)

128 No, they just like to rape because.

 

 

Posted by: EC at July 03, 2013 01:42 PM (GQ8sn)

 

 

But is it Rape-Rape if its for Religious or Political Reasons?

Posted by: Whoopi Goldburg, who would probably be safe in that crowd even with her last name at July 03, 2013 09:44 AM (lZBBB)

129 The gang rapes in Egypt seem to be a purposeful, coordinated strategy to convince the female protesters to give up and go home.

They do it because they can.  To them, any woman not surrounded by protective male relatives is fair game.  They do it because these women are being "uppity" and interfering in business that should be decided by men. 

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes C'est Magnifique at July 03, 2013 09:44 AM (kXoT0)

130

Megyn Kelly announced that this is her "last day anchoring America Live".

 

She later mentioned that she is going on maternity leave...

But she's talking like she won't be back...and showing 'best memories' of her years anchoring the show.

 

She hasn't done that before, when she's gone on maternity leave...twice.

 

Posted by: wheatie at July 03, 2013 09:44 AM (XWSNs)

131

Posted by: Egyptian Tourist Board at July 03, 2013 01:42 PM (n50fF)

 

Better them than us.

Posted by: Egyptian Goat Union at July 03, 2013 09:44 AM (y67bA)

132 The Rock doesn't appreciate other jabronis trying to get catchphrases over like The Rock does.

Yeah, ya candy-ass roody poo jabroni.

Posted by: Bill O'Really Blustery at July 03, 2013 09:44 AM (QehQP)

133 General, suh!  I begged you to let me take my Texas division further south around the larger of them two hills  and not up that rock-strewn valley of death betwixt them.  Coulda strolled right  onto Pennsylvania Avenue right purty like.

Posted by: General "Sam" Hood at July 03, 2013 09:44 AM (BAS5M)

134 "walk like an egyptian" //snare drum.... tip the wait staff Posted by: Esteban10077@sven10077 at July 03, 2013 01:42 PM (LRFds) You're no Haji the Muslim Comic, for sure......

Posted by: © Sponge at July 03, 2013 09:45 AM (xmcEQ)

135

"Politely" ask Morsi to exit the government and/or the country. If he refuses, he'll exit this mortal plain.

 

You mean he'll get the Khaddafi treatment??? -NICE!-

Posted by: MrObvious at July 03, 2013 09:45 AM (jgcLl)

136 If you like your dictator you can keep him.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 03, 2013 09:45 AM (kVfSG)

137
السيد مانكي ‏@Sandmonkey 2m

Dear World..It's over..we won again


A Tweet from Sandmonkey - https://twitter.com/Sandmonkey

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 03, 2013 09:45 AM (8avI0)

138 133 Wheatie,

she's bumping either Shempf(please God let it be so) or Greta

Posted by: Esteban10077@sven10077 at July 03, 2013 09:45 AM (LRFds)

139 Odumbo has to wait to see who wins before he can take credit for it.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 03, 2013 09:45 AM (7yJVd)

140 Ok, now da troops ona bridge are praying
and the US State Department Spokes Person has just made an official statement that the US is 'very concerned'. (so at least the week end duty officer has cable news on)

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at July 03, 2013 09:45 AM (Udoi+)

141 Pyramids. Nice. What else ya got? That's it? You sure?  Posted by: Dang at July 03, 2013 01:42 PM (Hx2XA)

The Pyramids certainly.  The Nile in Flood.  What is left in the Egyptology Museums.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes C'est Magnifique at July 03, 2013 09:45 AM (kXoT0)

142 She later mentioned that she is going on maternity leave... But she's talking like she won't be back...and showing 'best memories' of her years anchoring the show. Wasn't it confirmed yesterday that she's moving to Prime Time when she gets back?

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at July 03, 2013 09:45 AM (/PCJa)

143 Can I be on Team Sheet of Glass in all of this?

Posted by: alexthechick - Commence drinking now. at July 03, 2013 09:46 AM (VtjlW)

144 Hey, what is everyone throwing on the BBQ tomorrow?

Posted by: Eaton Cox at July 03, 2013 09:46 AM (q177U)

145 133 "But she's talking like she won't be back...and showing 'best memories' of her years anchoring the show."

MK Ultra's getting a new show in prime time. No word whether Sheppie gets kicked out of the 7PM slot of Greta out of the 10PM slot for this new show, but as soon as she's back from maternity leave, she's going prime time

Posted by: The Q at July 03, 2013 09:46 AM (XQzGn)

146 137 @sponge,

a man, or in my case raccoon has to know his limits...

//steely eyes gaze

Posted by: Esteban10077@sven10077 at July 03, 2013 09:46 AM (LRFds)

147 Maybe Obama can help Morsi campaign to hold the Olympics in Egypt.  Introduce the world to the sport of Camel Rape.

Posted by: Dang at July 03, 2013 09:46 AM (Hx2XA)

148 44 Anyone see on the news last night, Fox but I don't remember which show.....the crowd was flashing lights that read 'MORSI.....GAME OVER!' on the side of one of the gov't. buildings. My husband and I cracked up. --- Hello Morsi. I want to play a game...

Posted by: Jigsaw at July 03, 2013 09:46 AM (a3iAA)

149 I'm thinking lobster tail, never had it before...

Posted by: Eaton Cox at July 03, 2013 09:46 AM (q177U)

150

80
Telegraph.co.uk
military has deployed barb wire and barriers around Morsi's headquarters

next
up should be loudspeakers and non stop heavy metal acid garage band
rock and roll music ..or something, but only if they're following the US
military model.


Posted by: Skandia Recluse

 

Hello?  Four Non-Blondes  -  What's up

Posted by: buzzion at July 03, 2013 09:46 AM (LI48c)

151 Will Soledad O'brian be on the ground for Al Jazeera; covering this history changing event? I often wonder what she thinks about the tumult in the Middle East, more importantly her thoughts on anal. Posted by: dananjcon at July 03, 2013 01:42 PM (jvd3N) Liberals should embrace anal. It's a much smaller chance of having that unwanted pregnancy when the dude leaves it in and fills without warning.

Posted by: © Sponge at July 03, 2013 09:46 AM (xmcEQ)

152 She hasn't done that before, when she's gone on maternity leave...twice.

Posted by: wheatie at July 03, 2013 01:44 PM (XWSNs)


**


So it is #3...I thought so.  I wonder if her husband will be posting FB pics?

Intriguing.


Posted by: dananjcon at July 03, 2013 09:47 AM (jvd3N)

153 146 AlexTheChick,

Heh...always room for another soul in the KZ...

I do hope you make any million moron march

Posted by: Esteban10077@sven10077 at July 03, 2013 09:47 AM (LRFds)

154 Hello? Four Non-Blondes - What's up Posted by: buzzion at July 03, 2013 01:46 PM (LI48c) Asshole. Just can't leave a dead thread lie, can you..... *loading up MP3's to replace what is in head*

Posted by: © Sponge at July 03, 2013 09:47 AM (xmcEQ)

155 150 Maybe Obama can help Morsi campaign to hold the Olympics in Egypt. Introduce the world to the sport of Camel Rape. --- Reminds me of the Ghetto Olympics from I'm Gonna Get You Sucka, with events like stripping of a car down to the chassis and being chased by dogs while carrying a TV set.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at July 03, 2013 09:47 AM (a3iAA)

156 No, the gang rapes really are meant to intimidate the females and convince them to not attend the mass protests. It was a strategy by the Muzzie Bros. It failed.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at July 03, 2013 09:47 AM (ZPrif)

157

Ok, now da troops ona bridge are praying
and the US State Department Spokes Person has just made an official statement that the US is 'very concerned'

 

I'm guessing that when the Obama/Kerry State Department is 'very concerned', nine out of ten times that's a positive development for the world.

Posted by: Lurking Canuck at July 03, 2013 09:48 AM (NF2Bf)

158 Maybe Obama can help Morsi campaign to hold the Olympics in Egypt. Introduce the world to the sport of Camel Rape.

Is that what they're replacing wrasslin' with?

Posted by: Bill O'Really Blustery at July 03, 2013 09:48 AM (QehQP)

159

Maybe Obama can help Morsi campaign to hold the Olympics in Egypt. Introduce the world to the sport of Camel Rape.

 

Well, they already  have  a   camel   beauty    pageant. The winner should be afraid,  very afraid...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at July 03, 2013 09:48 AM (0HooB)

160 142 Guy Mohawk,

Mursi?  Nope never heard of him I've always backed...er what's his name as leader of Egypt.....

hey need some F-22s?

//Barky

Posted by: Esteban10077@sven10077 at July 03, 2013 09:48 AM (LRFds)

161

Just can't leave a dead thread lie, can you.....




*loading up MP3's to replace what is in head*

 

Posted by: © Sponge at July 03, 2013 01:47 PM (xmcEQ)

 

Don't worry.... be happy!  Doh doh doh...

Posted by: Earworm at July 03, 2013 09:48 AM (lZBBB)

162 159 No, the gang rapes really are meant to intimidate the females and convince them to not attend the mass protests. It was a strategy by the Muzzie Bros. It failed. --- Any females attending rallies in Egypt need to import those Rape-X protection devices from South Africa.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at July 03, 2013 09:48 AM (a3iAA)

163

Thanks, guys...I hadn't heard the part about her moving to a new time slot when she comes back.

[Megyn Kelly]

 

She's not acting sad about it, that's for sure.

 

Fox would be nuts to let her go for good.

 

Posted by: wheatie at July 03, 2013 09:48 AM (XWSNs)

164 Reminds me of the Ghetto Olympics from I'm Gonna Get You Sucka, with events like stripping of a car down to the chassis and being chased by dogs while carrying a TV set. Funny movie.

Posted by: EC at July 03, 2013 09:48 AM (GQ8sn)

165 I predict co-hosting in MK's prime-time future.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at July 03, 2013 09:48 AM (ZPrif)

166
Yeah, Megyn will bring her cleavage and legs to prime time after maternity leave.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 03, 2013 09:49 AM (7yJVd)

167

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes C'est Magnifique at July 03, 2013 01:44 PM (kXoT0)

 

Fifty says the rapist gangs are 100% Islamist.

Posted by: Arms Merchant at July 03, 2013 09:49 AM (HBAcW)

168 She hasn't done that before, when she's gone on maternity leave...twice. Posted by: wheatie at July 03, 2013 01:44 PM (XWSNs) There's rumors that she will be going to a new show on Fox.

Posted by: Tami[/i][/b][/u][/s] at July 03, 2013 09:49 AM (X6akg)

169 159 Flatbush Joe,

the correct response is a bunch of knives in necks.

Posted by: Esteban10077@sven10077 at July 03, 2013 09:49 AM (LRFds)

170 I think President obama should send in Us marines to calm this situation down. If we help solve this problem then maybe the Muslim Brotherhood could become a US ally.

Posted by: LaQuisha Largess at July 03, 2013 09:49 AM (3lMGK)

171 Don't worry.... be happy! Doh doh doh... Stop! Hammer time!

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at July 03, 2013 09:49 AM (/PCJa)

172 Reminds me of the Ghetto Olympics from I'm Gonna Get You Sucka, with events like stripping of a car down to the chassis and being chased by dogs while carrying a TV set. Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge

Epic film,  that one.  "Fuck the cup!  Pour it in my hands for a dime!"

Posted by: Dang at July 03, 2013 09:50 AM (Hx2XA)

173 167 Reminds me of the Ghetto Olympics from I'm Gonna Get You Sucka, with events like stripping of a car down to the chassis and being chased by dogs while carrying a TV set. Funny movie. --- Most hilarious bit in hindsight? The one about the Black Power army being decimated because they went to storm a government building but, because they were hiring that day, "the brothers went in with guns but came out with government jobs".

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at July 03, 2013 09:50 AM (a3iAA)

174 Will Soledad O'brian... I often wonder what she thinks about the tumult in the Middle East, more importantly her thoughts on anal. Finally a topic where she is a natural expert.

Posted by: George Orwell walking like an Egyptian at July 03, 2013 09:50 AM (mCNwt)

175 Any females attending rallies in Egypt need to import those Rape-X protection devices from South Africa. You misspelled "carry guns."

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at July 03, 2013 09:50 AM (/PCJa)

176 Maybe Obama can help Morsi campaign to hold the Olympics in Egypt.

Unless they really want to host it.  Heh.

"Chicago is OUT?!"

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer and a cheeseburger at July 03, 2013 09:50 AM (/kI1Q)

177

OT - Apparently there's a pro-2nd Amendment rally in DC today using toy guns as the protest props.

 

Posted by: junior at July 03, 2013 09:50 AM (UWFpX)

178 Hey, what is everyone throwing on the BBQ tomorrow? If we could get a Directed Verdict for Dismissal, Sanford, Florida.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 03, 2013 09:50 AM (9tY8T)

179 Ace, you didn't spell coup right.  It is spelled coupe.

Posted by: Barack Obama at July 03, 2013 09:51 AM (y67bA)

180 Hey, what is everyone throwing on the BBQ tomorrow?

Collie.

Posted by: Barack Obama at July 03, 2013 09:51 AM (SY2Kh)

181 Well it seems a day early but stick a fork in Morsi, he seems done.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 03, 2013 09:51 AM (8avI0)

182 Judge just said the state will rest their case today....defense begins on Friday.

Posted by: Tami[/i][/b][/u][/s] at July 03, 2013 09:51 AM (X6akg)

183 Baltimora to the white courtesey phone.  Baltimora to the white courtesy phone, please!

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 03, 2013 09:51 AM (BAS5M)

184 Fifty says the rapist gangsare 100% Islamist.

Posted by: Arms Merchant at July 03, 2013 01:49 PM (HBAcW)

Well, duh, it has always been so in countries with majority Muslim populations. 

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes C'est Magnifique at July 03, 2013 09:51 AM (kXoT0)

185

>>>Hey, what is everyone throwing on the BBQ tomorrow?

 

Obama yardsigns

Posted by: Bigby's Shadow Puppet Hands at July 03, 2013 09:51 AM (3ZtZW)

186 The "progressive" Egyptians aren't exactly paragons of women's liberation.

Posted by: Jean at July 03, 2013 09:52 AM (CMlD4)

187 Rape-X protection devices     Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge

A photo of Helen Thomas on a pair of granny panties?


Posted by: Dang at July 03, 2013 09:52 AM (Hx2XA)

188 >>But is it Rape-Rape if its for Religious or Political Reasons?

Nope. It's gang-rape. Because they can, and they're sick, evil bastards.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 03, 2013 09:53 AM (2mSdf)

189 It is spelled coupe.

And pronounced the way the sophisticated Brits do (ie gay).  Coo-pay.

Posted by: Bill O'Really Blustery at July 03, 2013 09:53 AM (QehQP)

190

187 Fifty says the rapist gangsare 100% Islamist.

 



Posted by: Arms Merchant at July 03, 2013 01:49 PM (HBAcW)

 

 

 

Whuh?  You don't think Christians there are out to Copt a Feel?

Posted by: Shecky Rimshot, try the Veal at July 03, 2013 09:53 AM (lZBBB)

191 I don't think the MB and the Army/Nascent Government will be able to reach the usual detente. The MB wasn't shy about what they wanted to do when in power, the Army should think long and hard before accepting any compromise with them. And then they should reject the compromise and wipe the fucking floor with the MB mutants.

Posted by: Lincolntf at July 03, 2013 09:53 AM (ZshNr)

192 I'm grillin' some Wagyu beef.

Posted by: Barack Obama at July 03, 2013 09:53 AM (cqZXM)

193 189 Jean,

if we really were ruthless we'd send NOW gang trained zealots into the rest of the world to wreck their nations as ours have been...

Posted by: Esteban10077@sven10077 at July 03, 2013 09:53 AM (LRFds)

194 192 It is spelled coupe. And pronounced the way the sophisticated Brits do (ie gay). Coo-pay. --- Did someone say coo-pins?!?

Posted by: Ron White at July 03, 2013 09:53 AM (a3iAA)

195 Word from al Jazeera now is that the Army division surrounding the Brotherhood's HQ is blasting this album non-stop:

http://pixhost.me/avaxhome/0d/22/000b220d_medium.jpeg

Posted by: The Q at July 03, 2013 09:53 AM (XQzGn)

196 Ok, now we are about to get dueling press statements from all sides, as the anticipated army statement is being 'fine tuned'.

Can't Jimmy Carter go over there and mediate? He's good at that.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at July 03, 2013 09:54 AM (Udoi+)

197 Didn't Barak Obama once drive a coup....wait he's driving one now!!


**Rim Shot**

Posted by: dananjcon at July 03, 2013 09:54 AM (jvd3N)

198 OT But the state is saying that they will rest today or Friday morning.  And the judge is still being a bitch to the defense.

Posted by: Adam at July 03, 2013 09:54 AM (Aif/5)

199 Can't Jimmy Carter go over there and mediate? He's good at that. Hmmm... That would make "let them kill each other" a viable option...

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at July 03, 2013 09:54 AM (/PCJa)

200 Ace, you didn't spell coup right. It is spelled coupe. Posted by: Barack Obama at July 03, 2013 01:51 PM (y67bA) No, dipshit. That's how they spell a small 2 door sedan in the UK. It's pronounced koopay......

Posted by: © Sponge at July 03, 2013 09:54 AM (xmcEQ)

201 "General al Sisi (incidentally, the worst general's name of all time)" Si, si, Signore.

Posted by: St. Francis of Assisi at July 03, 2013 09:54 AM (MhA4j)

202 A photo of Helen Thomas on a pair of granny panties?

Posted by: Dang at July 03, 2013 01:52 PM (Hx2XA)


A photo of Hillary in ANYTHING.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes C'est Magnifique at July 03, 2013 09:55 AM (kXoT0)

203 A coupe by military corpsemen!

Posted by: President Shanky McGutsyCall, Commander in Chief at July 03, 2013 09:55 AM (NF2Bf)

204 Ace, you didn't spell coup right. It is spelled coupe. Posted by: Barack Obama

Yes.  As in,  "The corpsman drove the coup to all 57 states speaking Austrian the whole time."

Posted by: Dang at July 03, 2013 09:55 AM (Hx2XA)

205 #200

A little deuce coupe, perhaps

Posted by: RiverC at July 03, 2013 09:55 AM (El+h4)

206 OT But the state is saying that they will rest today or Friday morning. And the judge is still being a bitch to the defense. So they're finally learning the first rule of holes?

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at July 03, 2013 09:55 AM (/PCJa)

207 And pronounced the way the sophisticated Brits do (ie gay). Coo-pay. Posted by: Bill O'Really Blustery at July 03, 2013 01:53 PM (QehQP) GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!!!!

Posted by: © Sponge at July 03, 2013 09:55 AM (xmcEQ)

208 Q, what's the album? I can't click through.

Posted by: Lincolntf at July 03, 2013 09:55 AM (ZshNr)

209

190...A photo of Helen Thomas on a pair of granny panties?

 

Helen Thomas...topless, in a thong...would be more effective, I think.

 

Posted by: wheatie at July 03, 2013 09:55 AM (XWSNs)

210 200 Didn't Barak Obama once drive a coup....wait he's driving one now!!  


**Rim Shot**  
 

Posted by: dananjcon at July 03, 2013 01:54 PM (jvd3N)

 

Well... this is really the Second one there... so... Little Deuce Coup?

Posted by: Shecky Rimshot, try the Veal at July 03, 2013 09:55 AM (lZBBB)

211 'Judge Nelson states she is willing to be in court as long as it takes today for the State to rest their case'

Posted by: RWC at July 03, 2013 09:56 AM (fWAjv)

212

A photo of Hillary in ANYTHING.

----------------

 

What?  You'd rather see her nude!?

 

/begins to vomit and twitch uncontrollably

 

Posted by: junior at July 03, 2013 09:56 AM (UWFpX)

213 A little deuce coupe, perhaps Little Il Deuce coup?

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at July 03, 2013 09:56 AM (/PCJa)

214 208 RiverC,

A BIG DEUCE Coup!

That's me taking over a bathroom stall....

//Roker

Posted by: Esteban10077@sven10077 at July 03, 2013 09:56 AM (LRFds)

215 coupesmen?

Posted by: Barack Obama at July 03, 2013 09:56 AM (V1ZIU)

216 They should be playing The Beatles'  Revolution.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at July 03, 2013 09:56 AM (0HooB)

217 A photo of Hillary in ANYTHING.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil

In a pine box?  I could wank to that.

Posted by: Dang at July 03, 2013 09:56 AM (Hx2XA)

218 The mullahs are rested and ready.  I think by the time this is  over, Morsi is going to be looking pretty good to the Egyptions.  Too many muzzies there for any good to come of this.

Posted by: Soona at July 03, 2013 09:56 AM (Ep/Gt)

219 If you like your president, you can keep your president.

Posted by: BHO at July 03, 2013 09:56 AM (9/bcB)

220 Isn't it about time someone gave Hillary another medal?
 
Rubio, how's your schedule look?

Posted by: GnuBreed at July 03, 2013 09:57 AM (ccXZP)

221 Helen Thomas...topless, in a thong...would be more effective, I think. Guys, we're talking about people who routinely make the sweet, sweet love with goats. Helen Thomas would stop them for 15 seconds, tops.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at July 03, 2013 09:57 AM (/PCJa)

222

If you like your president, you can keep your president.

-----------------

 

What if we don't like him?

 

Posted by: junior at July 03, 2013 09:57 AM (UWFpX)

223 'Judge Nelson states she is willing to be in court as long as it takes today for the State to rest their case' Posted by: RWC at July 03, 2013 01:56 PM (fWAjv) He was GREAT in The Breakfast Club.

Posted by: © Sponge at July 03, 2013 09:57 AM (xmcEQ)

224 Helen Thomas...topless, in a thong...would be more effective, I think. Posted by: wheatie at July 03, 2013 01:55 PM (XWSNs) Perfect. http://tinyurl.com/bm47ele (SFW)

Posted by: RWC at July 03, 2013 09:57 AM (fWAjv)

225 BREAKING: Corey indicted for flashing a tit at the jury.

Posted by: waldo at July 03, 2013 09:58 AM (hc19V)

226 Morsi chose unwisely when he appointed the General who is now kicking him to the curb.  The guy went to schools in the UK and US.  Was in charge of intelligence and reconnaissance before getting this job.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 03, 2013 09:58 AM (8avI0)

227 Helen Thomas would stop them for 15 seconds, tops. Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at July 03, 2013 01:57 PM (/PCJa) ARARRRRRARRRRRRGGHHHHHH!!!! RAAAAPPEE RRAAPPPEE.. Wait a sec.......WTF?!? RRRARAAAAAAPPPEEEE RRRAAAPPPPEEEEEE

Posted by: © Sponge at July 03, 2013 09:58 AM (xmcEQ)

228 You notice who is sitting quietly while his enemies tear themselves apart - Bibi.

Posted by: Jean at July 03, 2013 09:58 AM (CMlD4)

229 >>>Hey, what is everyone throwing on the BBQ tomorrow?

**

Short Ribs tonight,  Rib Eyes tomorrow.


Saturday:
Johnsonville Brat Patties (Bacon & Cheddar) they are fuggin amazing, I highly recommend them to Mo-rons thru out the land.  They come off the grill thin-n-Joooocy.

Posted by: dananjcon at July 03, 2013 09:58 AM (jvd3N)

230 This Egyptian kerfuffle is nothing that John Kerry cannot make far, far worse.

Posted by: George Orwell walking like an Egyptian at July 03, 2013 09:58 AM (mCNwt)

231 I read the whole post Ace put up and my first thought?  I want to cut the d*cks and testicles off, with a rusty, serrated knife, of every male Egyptian dirtbag in Tahrir Square.

Posted by: Lady in Black at July 03, 2013 09:59 AM (ovWeo)

232 'Judge Nelson states she is willing to be in court as long as it takes today for the State to rest their case' I'm not sure that's wise, really (for the State). Considering how their end-of-day testimony seems to go, I'd think they'd want to give the jury as little time to think about the end of their testimony as possible.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at July 03, 2013 09:59 AM (/PCJa)

233 229 Waldo,

Toure sure is getting rowdy...

Posted by: Esteban10077@sven10077 at July 03, 2013 09:59 AM (LRFds)

234 226 "What if we don't like him?"

You get him anyway.

We're kind of like Ford: You can get your president in any color you like, as long as he's black.

Posted by: Smilin' Joe Biden at July 03, 2013 09:59 AM (XQzGn)

235 bwahaha next time i sneeze imma be like ah ah ah hillaryinagstring choo!

Posted by: Bigby's Shadow Puppet Hands at July 03, 2013 09:59 AM (3ZtZW)

236 Almost, forgot to re-ask. Has anyone seen that a grand jury indicted Angela Corey for faking shit on Zimmerman's arrest warrant? Is that new? Is it true? I read one seemingly new, seemingly credible story, but that's it.

Posted by: Lincolntf at July 03, 2013 09:59 AM (ZshNr)

237 How come none of these CSI wits have big tits like they do in real life on TV?

Posted by: waldo at July 03, 2013 09:59 AM (hc19V)

238 If you like your president, you can keep your president. ----------------- What if we don't like him? Take ours.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 03, 2013 09:59 AM (9tY8T)

239 But why hasn't this turned into a Zimmerman thread?

Posted by: George Orwell walking like an Egyptian at July 03, 2013 09:59 AM (mCNwt)

240 If don't like your democratically elected terrorist regime you can overthrow your democratically elected terrorist regime with large crowd of rapists.

Posted by: Dang at July 03, 2013 10:00 AM (Hx2XA)

241

When it's all over and Morsi is out of Egypt, and out of office, and maybe out of a nice tight sphincter since "Sodom" Hussein visited him a few hundred times on his way out the door, what will he say was his worst experience in his final days?

I've got a few bucks that predicts he'll say--"The absolute worst experience was being lectured by that arrogant schmuck Obama!  Hands down---worse even than being cornholed 100 times and dragged naked through the streets of Cairo."

Posted by: Comanche Voter at July 03, 2013 10:00 AM (RZP0w)

242 Right Here Right Now
http://youtu.be/7z6dxQVhE8o

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 03, 2013 10:00 AM (8avI0)

243 But why hasn't this turned into a Zimmerman thread? It's starting to.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at July 03, 2013 10:00 AM (/PCJa)

244 Beaucoup!?! What we have here, little yellow sister, is a magnificent specimen of pure Alabama Blacksnake. But it ain't too goddamned beaucoup!

Posted by: RWC at July 03, 2013 10:00 AM (fWAjv)

245

Almost, forgot to re-ask. Has anyone seen that a grand jury indicted Angela Corey for faking shit on Zimmerman's arrest warrant? Is that new? Is it true? I read one seemingly new, seemingly credible story, but that's it.

------------------

 

It's been mentioned in comments multiple times since yesterday.  Ignore it.  That wasn't a  real grand jury.

 

Posted by: junior at July 03, 2013 10:00 AM (UWFpX)

246 232 You notice who is sitting quietly while his enemies tear themselves apart - Bibi.

Posted by: Jean at July 03, 2013 01:58 PM (CMlD4)

 

Unlike the GOP, he knows when to let his enemies keep on destroying themselves without fucking it up.

Posted by: CDR M at July 03, 2013 10:00 AM (y67bA)

247 240 Almost, forgot to re-ask. Has anyone seen that a grand jury indicted Angela Corey for faking shit on Zimmerman's arrest warrant? Is that new? Is it true? I read one seemingly new, seemingly credible story, but that's it. --- Old and busted. It's a "citizens' grand jury", which doesn't mean shit.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at July 03, 2013 10:00 AM (a3iAA)

248 You know who is really responsible for this turmoil in Cairo? Paula Deen.

Posted by: George Orwell walking like an Egyptian at July 03, 2013 10:01 AM (mCNwt)

249 I read the whole post Ace put up and my first thought? I want to cut the d*cks and testicles off, with a rusty, serrated knife, of every male Egyptian dirtbag in Tahrir Square.

Posted by: Lady in Black at July 03, 2013 01:59 PM (ovWeo)

You forgot " and feed the testicles to starving hogs."  Now, sign me up.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes C'est Magnifique at July 03, 2013 10:01 AM (kXoT0)

250 Has anyone seen that a grand jury indicted Angela Corey for faking shit on Zimmerman's arrest warrant? Is that new? Is it true? I read one seemingly new, seemingly credible story, but that's it.

Posted by: Lincolntf at July 03, 2013 01:59 PM (ZshNr)



From what I saw it was a blog called citizens grand jury that "indicted" her.  So yeah it was fake.

Posted by: Adam at July 03, 2013 10:01 AM (Aif/5)

251 Nice Full Metal Jacket reference.....

Posted by: fixerupper at July 03, 2013 10:01 AM (nELVU)

252 Btw, about the Cx4 Storm (Carbine)... can't find a single one in my area. Anyone got an idea of how I might get one here? We're in MD.

Posted by: RiverC at July 03, 2013 10:01 AM (El+h4)

253

Has anyone seen that a grand jury indicted Angela Corey for faking shit on Zimmerman's arrest warrant?

 

A faux grand jury.  As real as Spoiler for alert:

 

 

Pro Wrestling

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 03, 2013 10:01 AM (BAS5M)

254 next up should be loudspeakers and non stop heavy metal acid garage band rock and roll music ..or something, but only if they're following the US military model.>>

or TFG's Speeches on a loop.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at July 03, 2013 10:01 AM (Mxs5H)

255 BREAKING: Corey indicted for flashing a tit at the jury. Posted by: waldo

*starts digging through the trash for discarded jury summons*

Posted by: Dang at July 03, 2013 10:02 AM (Hx2XA)

256 Ah, thanks.

Posted by: Lincolntf at July 03, 2013 10:02 AM (ZshNr)

257 Almost, forgot to re-ask. Has anyone seen that a grand jury indicted Angela Corey for faking shit on Zimmerman's arrest warrant? Is that new? Is it true? I read one seemingly new, seemingly credible story, but that's it. Mock grand jury. The Peoples Grand Jury. Just like Peoples Court minus Wopner.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 03, 2013 10:02 AM (9tY8T)

258 When Laura Logan was raped it was deemed shocking and unfathomable, how could such a thing happen at Super Bowl tailgate party? Never mind that Logan was a pretty white female of European extraction, dare mention this elephant in the room and the eternal femboy outrage squad would fucking airdrop the 1st cav tactical pussysquad into your backyard and strangle that rabbit in the hutch post haste. Some even proclaimed Logan a battle hardened CombatJournalist™. Her adventurist bona fides and Madison Avenue Ribbon Rack were proof positive of her right to reportage - anywhere in the world at any time - with no consequence to her wellbeing whatsoever. Those of conscience on both sides of the blogosphere had arrived at the party sometime earlier in the week and damned if anyone be allowed to piss on their little victory party. 2013? It's a fucking wolfpack!

Posted by: 13times at July 03, 2013 10:02 AM (fGPLK)

259 thin-n-Joooocy = Thick-n-Joooocy

Posted by: dananjcon at July 03, 2013 10:02 AM (jvd3N)

260 Any good links to the Zimmerman proceedings today?

Posted by: MrObvious at July 03, 2013 10:02 AM (jgcLl)

261 As real as Spoiler for alert: *sniff* You robbed me of my innocence.

Posted by: George Orwell walking like an Egyptian at July 03, 2013 10:02 AM (mCNwt)

262 This morning Sandmonkey was educating some US tools on what the US Constitution was all about. 

Dear US analysts, before criticizing us, check ur constitution. Ur founding fathers specifically made it for a situation like ours. #morsi

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 03, 2013 10:02 AM (8avI0)

263 Note to Soledad O'Brian new Al Jazeera reporterett . don't take the  assignment in Tahrir Square.

Posted by: Bufalobob at July 03, 2013 10:02 AM (hJg3R)

264 Whatever happened in Turkey? Why did Constantinople get the works?

Posted by: eleven at July 03, 2013 10:02 AM (KXm42)

265 Military coup in Egypt...  Muzzy-bro-hood removed from power......   Syria gripped in civil war...  Libya still simmering..    yeah, that whole Palestinian state thing has kinda slipped down the importance list... heh

 

Posted by: Yip at July 03, 2013 10:03 AM (/jHWN)

266 or TFG's Speeches on a loop.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at July 03, 2013 02:01 PM (Mxs5H)


or Mooch's lectures on healthy eating on a loop.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes C'est Magnifique at July 03, 2013 10:03 AM (kXoT0)

267

246 which is a sad song now, given socialism back on the rise. nobody learnt nothing, all the cold war 'conflicts' were for naught and we've elected an out and out enemy as president

Posted by: Bigby's Shadow Puppet Hands at July 03, 2013 10:03 AM (3ZtZW)

268 Posted by: eleven at July 03, 2013 02:02 PM (KXm42) That's nobody's business but the Turks!

Posted by: RWC at July 03, 2013 10:03 AM (fWAjv)

269

Meanwhile, Egyptian men continue surrounding women in Tahrir Square and raping them or sexually assaulting them in wolfpack style.

 

 

Any woman who visits Egypt after the last couple of years, especially alone, is a fool.   I     feel sorry for the poor woman who are born there or live there permanently.  They have to put up with these ravening    animals    ALL. THE. TIME.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/b][/u][/i] at July 03, 2013 10:04 AM (4df7R)

270 Johnsonville Brat Patties (Bacon Cheddar) they are fuggin amazing, I highly recommend them to Mo-rons thru out the land. They come off the grill thin-n-Joooocy.

Posted by: dananjcon at July 03, 2013 01:58 PM (jvd3N)

 

 

------------------------------------------------------

 

 

Munching on one right now.  Second only to bacon itself.  Mmmm  mmmm.

Posted by: Soona at July 03, 2013 10:04 AM (Ep/Gt)

271 256 RiverC,

Research what states allow you to buy long arms with Maryland ID and go shopping, OR get friendly with a gunsmith who does FFL transfers and get one on Gunbroker...

http://tinyurl.com/n5wslnc


Posted by: Esteban10077@sven10077 at July 03, 2013 10:04 AM (LRFds)

272 RiverC this is the only one GunBroker
http://www.gunbroker.com/Auction/ViewItem.aspx?Item=351553598

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 03, 2013 10:04 AM (8avI0)

273 What happens in Turkey, stays in Turkey.. esp in prison

Posted by: Turkish Travel Bureau at July 03, 2013 10:04 AM (/jHWN)

274 264 Any good links to the Zimmerman proceedings today? Posted by: MrObvious at July 03, 2013 02:02 PM (jgcLl) LI is working good today.

Posted by: RWC at July 03, 2013 10:04 AM (fWAjv)

275 Right now, rape is more popular in Egypt than the Jug Eared Fuck.

Posted by: GnuBreed at July 03, 2013 10:04 AM (ccXZP)

276 240 Almost, forgot to re-ask. Has anyone seen that a grand jury indicted Angela Corey for faking shit on Zimmerman's arrest warrant? Is that new? Is it true? I read one seemingly new, seemingly credible story, but that's it. Posted by: Lincolntf at July 03, 2013 01:59 PM (ZshNr) It's a 'citizens grand jury' group....they have a website and everything.

Posted by: Tami[/i][/b][/u][/s] at July 03, 2013 10:04 AM (X6akg)

277 GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!!!!

Is that where I was?  I thought I'd landed in a biker bar in yoga's swamp. 

Posted by: Bill O'Really Blustery at July 03, 2013 10:04 AM (4QSOR)

278 After you visit the Sphinx and have a nice round of rape, Settle back and enjoy a big ole plate of Honey-glazed Sheep's Eyes washed down with another Egyptian favorite, an Ice Cold glass of Dysentery-infused Spring Water.

Posted by: Egyptian Tourist Board at July 03, 2013 10:05 AM (n50fF)

279 Why did Constantinople get the works? It's nobody's business but the Turks.

Posted by: George Orwell walking like an Egyptian at July 03, 2013 10:05 AM (mCNwt)

280 257 "As real as Spoiler for alert:

Posted by: Smilin' Joe Biden at July 03, 2013 10:06 AM (XQzGn)

281 LI?

Posted by: MrObvious at July 03, 2013 10:06 AM (jgcLl)

282 262 13times,

the world is as we find it not as we wish it

it only changes what is willed changed.

Posted by: Esteban10077@sven10077 at July 03, 2013 10:06 AM (LRFds)

283 @272 freakin' early bird gets the worm

Posted by: George Orwell walking like an Egyptian at July 03, 2013 10:06 AM (mCNwt)

284 Barack Obama, the Proton-M of world diplomacy.

Posted by: t-bird at July 03, 2013 10:06 AM (FcR7P)

285

I think what is happening in Egypt...is what made Barky pull back on ClusterfuckCare.

 

It made him pucker up to see such a big crowd...using pictures of Him...basically calling him a fascist.

 

Democracy is mob rule.

And so you have to keep the mob happy.

 

I think he saw how quickly the mob turned against Mursi.

And he doesn't want to see the same thing happen here.

 

Posted by: wheatie at July 03, 2013 10:06 AM (XWSNs)

286 freakin' early bird gets the worm So if you're a bird, be an early bird. But if you're a worm, sleep late.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at July 03, 2013 10:06 AM (/PCJa)

287 The State Department sez they aren't taking sides, which translates to Morsi being thrown under the bus. The JEF is a nice piece of work.

Posted by: ALH at July 03, 2013 10:07 AM (yAPdC)

288 Johnsonville Brat Patties (Bacon Cheddar) they are fuggin amazing, I highly recommend them to Mo-rons thru out the land. They come off the grill thin-n-Joooocy.

**

Munching on one right now. Second only to bacon itself. Mmmm mmmm.

Posted by: Soona at July 03, 2013 02:04 PM (Ep/Gt)


**

They are all the rage at my place this year. Like anal to Soledad last year.




Posted by: dananjcon at July 03, 2013 10:07 AM (jvd3N)

289 276 Anna Puma,

There's several ma'am...

http://tinyurl.com/m7tz32v

Buy it now's lowest priced one is 699

Posted by: Esteban10077@sven10077 at July 03, 2013 10:07 AM (LRFds)

290 The next statement by the Egyptian Army has been pushed back a couple hours.  Perhaps Muris has had a sudden conversion to reality.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 03, 2013 10:07 AM (8avI0)

291 Barack Obama, the Proton-M of world diplomacy. Well, in late 2007 he sort of exploded on the scene.

Posted by: George Orwell walking like an Egyptian at July 03, 2013 10:07 AM (mCNwt)

292 I think he saw how quickly the mob turned against Mursi. And he doesn't want to see the same thing happen here. Then he's doing it wrong. Delaying the Employer Mandate is going to make the Individual Mandate worse.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at July 03, 2013 10:08 AM (/PCJa)

293 It's good to see that the Egyptians have been paying attention the AoSHQ Style Handbook:
 
It's rape and pillage, THEN burn.

Posted by: GnuBreed at July 03, 2013 10:08 AM (ccXZP)

294 The State Department sez they aren't taking sides.


----

Wait.... wut???

Posted by: Mubarak at July 03, 2013 10:08 AM (nELVU)

295 I always say why be an early bird? Who wants worms for breakfast? Sleep in and have bacon.

Posted by: eleven at July 03, 2013 10:08 AM (KXm42)

296 296 Allen G,

Shhhh

Heh

HAHAHAHA he's cornered.

Posted by: Esteban10077@sven10077 at July 03, 2013 10:08 AM (LRFds)

297 Crap! For a second I thought you were talking about DC. Fucking Cairo. Well, for a minute there........whoop!

Posted by: maddogg at July 03, 2013 10:09 AM (OlN4e)

298 Why did Constantinople get the works?

Posted by: eleven at July 03, 2013 02:02 PM (KXm42)


Nunya!

Posted by: The Turks at July 03, 2013 10:09 AM (Kkt/i)

299 What I get for being precise in search parameters, typed in CX-4 Storm.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 03, 2013 10:09 AM (8avI0)

300 280 240 Almost, forgot to re-ask. Has anyone seen that a grand jury indicted Angela Corey for faking shit on Zimmerman's arrest warrant? Is that new? Is it true? I read one seemingly new, seemingly credible story, but that's it. Posted by: Lincolntf at July 03, 2013 01:59 PM (ZshNr) It's a 'citizens grand jury' group....they have a website and everything. Posted by: Tami at July 03, 2013 02:04 PM (X6akg) ---- The indictment will no doubt cause a chuckle before being tossed in the trash, if it hasn't already, even though it is a perfectly legal indictment. Back in the days when laws were followed it might have been something. Now its just a funny joke.

Posted by: UWP at July 03, 2013 10:09 AM (r98SZ)

301 285 LI? Posted by: MrObvious at July 03, 2013 02:06 PM (jgcLl) Sorry. LegalInsurrection.com

Posted by: RWC at July 03, 2013 10:10 AM (fWAjv)

302 I've been to Cairo. It sucked. Saw the pyramids. Meh. Went to the Egyptian museum. Not bad. Food in Egypt? Mostly lousy, but good orange juice.

Posted by: model_1066 at July 03, 2013 10:10 AM (tSYHH)

303 Then he's doing it wrong. Delaying the Employer Mandate is going to make the Individual Mandate worse. Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther)


But,  but... Obama said he's for the little guy!  LOLZ!

Yeah,  Obama screwed the pooch on that band-aid "fix".  Hard.

Posted by: Dang at July 03, 2013 10:10 AM (Hx2XA)

304 303 Anna Puma,

Heh folks are pretty "creative" with their labeling ma'am..

Posted by: Esteban10077@sven10077 at July 03, 2013 10:10 AM (LRFds)

305 the worst general's name of all time)" / Gen. Montgomery comes to mind (his best performance was to quit and let Rommel's N.African forces escape, foreshadowing "We're All Winners" taking turns at Alamein; otherwise, Monty's perpetually too meticulous to actually be prepared, and then, painfully conveniently too late for the showdown)/ Tipping over the 100 'hurts to laugh' isle morose ... General Apathy General Loser General Lamebrain General Nincompoop General Fubar General Saboteur General Traitor

Posted by: St. Francis of Assisi at July 03, 2013 10:10 AM (MhA4j)

306 Delaying the Employer Mandate is going to make the Individual Mandate worse. Not mandate, tax! It's a tax! Like everything else. The universe is about 2/3 dark energy and dark matter. The remainder is tax.

Posted by: George Orwell walking like an Egyptian at July 03, 2013 10:10 AM (mCNwt)

307

17 I say one more time, is there any situation in the Middle East   that Obama has touched that has not gone to $hit? It's almost like he is doing it on purpose.
Posted by: Johnnyreb at July 03, 2013 01:24 PM (6McTJ)

 

Bless his heart......

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at July 03, 2013 10:11 AM (ADnWI)

308 Fresh Nood up that we can turn into a Zimmerman/Gun Thread. LET'S GO!!

Posted by: RWC at July 03, 2013 10:11 AM (fWAjv)

309 WHOOSH!!!

Posted by: eleven at July 03, 2013 10:12 AM (KXm42)

310 Are you guys done with us??,... can we go back to being generally f'd up and goat-rapy and whatnot?   Thanks... 

Posted by: Muzzies in control in Turkey at July 03, 2013 10:12 AM (/jHWN)

311 ...but good orange juice. Posted by: model_1066

I can walk downstairs and get that from my fridge.  And drink it while not smelling goat shit.  Or having my head cut off.

Posted by: Dang at July 03, 2013 10:13 AM (Hx2XA)

312 I don't think anyone performed penetration with a penis on Logan. However, numerous men stuck numerous fingers up every orifice she owned. They stripped her clothes off her and they pinched her hard over every inch of her body. That's a common form of abuse in turd world countries. It is extremely painful and can be life threatening. I can understand why she was hospitalized for the time she was.

Posted by: waldo at July 03, 2013 10:13 AM (hc19V)

313 You forgot " and feed the testicles to starving hogs." Now, sign me up.

--

While they're still attached, of course.

Posted by: Lady in Black at July 03, 2013 10:13 AM (ovWeo)

314

It's good to see that the Egyptians have been paying attention the AoSHQ Style Handbook:

It's rape and pillage, THEN burn.

 

 

I thought it was pillage, burn,  then rape at the Number Six Dance afterwards.

Posted by: Taggart at July 03, 2013 10:14 AM (BAS5M)

315  I think what is happening in Egypt...is what made Barky pull back on ClusterfuckCare.

It made him pucker up to see such a big crowd...using pictures of Him...basically calling him a fascist.

Democracy is mob rule.
And so you have to keep the mob happy.

I think he saw how quickly the mob turned against Mursi.
And he doesn't want to see the same thing happen here.

Posted by: wheatie at July 03, 2013 02:06 PM (XWSNs)

 

 

--------------------------------------------------------

 

 

Dear Leader doesn't care what Americans think.  He knows we won't do anything like what's happening in Egypt.  A fact that has been well proven by now.

 

The  big difference?  Morsi didn't have the undying, self-prostrating, dick sucking MFM that Baraka has.

Posted by: Soona at July 03, 2013 10:14 AM (Ep/Gt)

316 RE: Cx4

No 9mm for me. Only .40 or .45 will do.

I see a seller in Houston. I'll call the nearest FFL guy and see if I can get a transfer.

Posted by: RiverC at July 03, 2013 10:15 AM (El+h4)

317 318 It's good to see that the Egyptians have been paying attention the AoSHQ Style Handbook: It's rape and pillage, THEN burn. I thought it was pillage, burn, then rape at the Number Six Dance afterwards. --- ... people stampeded and cattle raped!

Posted by: Reverand Johnson at July 03, 2013 10:15 AM (a3iAA)

318 237 229 Waldo, Toure sure is getting rowdy... Posted by: Esteban10077@sven10077 at July 03, 2013 01:59 PM (LRFds) I don't have television. I've never seen him.

Posted by: waldo at July 03, 2013 10:18 AM (hc19V)

319

I beg to differ on the worst general's name.  The true worst General's name in history was actually a Turkish General who lived in 1597, and who lost the only battle he ever committed troops to:  General Ahmad Mohammed Al Trouser Clam from Puss, Turkey, a little known town near the Izmir Agora.

 

It's true.  You can even look it up.

Posted by: Sharkman at July 03, 2013 10:22 AM (03IDC)

320 Any woman who visits Egypt after the last couple of years, especially alone, is a fool. I feel sorry for the poor woman who are born there or live there permanently. They have to put up with these ravening animals ALL. THE. TIME.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at July 03, 2013 02:04 PM (4df7R)

.

When my wife was much, much younger and fresh into the Navy while stationed in Spain, her and a friend decided to do a bus trip through Gibralter and all the way across North Africa to Cairo.  Two young single white women alone in North Africa on a bus.  I occasionally remind her to this day of how friggin stupid that was.  She did however get some nice pictures.

Posted by: Johnnyreb at July 03, 2013 10:28 AM (6McTJ)

321 I can't believe US news went back to the trial.

BBC world news is the only one covering Egypt.

Posted by: caustic at July 03, 2013 10:43 AM (/b8+5)

322 Delaying the Employer Mandate is going to make the Individual Mandate worse. -- Not mandate, tax! It's a tax! Like everything else. The universe is about 2/3 dark energy and dark matter. The remainder is tax. Posted by: George Orwell -- ...and unlike the naive public's unrealistic expectation that a "mandate" would apply across the board, it's public knowledge that a tax always has loopholes exploited "best" by those wealthy enough to either bribe, or when caught and a plea of "ignorance" doesn't suffice, to then pay a penny fine on billions of untaxed dollars' illegally withheld on filing returns. Tax evasions are practiced as a rule by those who are connected, insulated, attached at the hip to the 1%. -- Remember Paulson for whom the Bush CYA/EO stipulated complete autonomy for the Sec./Treasury Official corruption, such autonomy since exploited by tax cheat Sec.Geithner whom CONGRESS approved into office. --Recall the US tax-funded-bail-out for the "imported from Detroit" auto corporations. Either they repaid their tax-funded bail-outs (without having paid back the tax funded 'gifts'), or there was never any expectation between Congress and the Industrialists taking "free" taxfunds because somewhere in the fine print of thousands of pages per legislated bill, the loan was a gift without due financial remuneration to the US taxpayers. Oh, I'd venture that SOMEONE got paid off. --When Congress passed TARP, did they institute a new TARP Tax? The TARP grab bag of tax funds was always a deceitful Ponzi scheme. Hell, there weren't any tax funds available in a Congressional savings account to rob. So thank the Federal Reserve for printing funny money, as that same financial institution along with the other too-big-to-fail international banking/investment industry now released from any culpability by AG Holder (too big to jail). The private Federal Reserve transferred its own private derivative debt liability onto OUR backs. With a wave of the magic wand, "our" debt is payable to Communist China upon demand. Jubilee is in order. That, or else strip naked of materialism, or something. /been there, done that. the saint/

Posted by: St. Francis of Assisi at July 03, 2013 10:51 AM (MhA4j)

323 325 Caustic,

If you like your Soviet media you can keep your soviet media...


Posted by: Esteban10077@sven10077 at July 03, 2013 11:05 AM (LRFds)

324 I never thought people would be sending me links on Egypt from gawker:
http://tinyurl.com/qebwtgg

"It's the Egyptian Identity, Stupid - Al Monitor

2nd July, 2013 - Wael Nawara. Go to original at Al-monitor"
http://tinyurl.com/krjxprq

Article going around fb

Posted by: caustic at July 03, 2013 11:11 AM (/b8+5)

325 Andy Carvin ✔ @acarvin So the chief justice is interim president, constitution suspended provisionally. And fireworks alight the sky over Tahrir. #egypt 3:11 PM - 3 Jul 2013 http://tinyurl.com/kc465q7

Posted by: Snarky the Bear at July 03, 2013 11:20 AM (/b8+5)

326 316. I won't cry her a river. And I'm not buying propaganda. She's a cosmopolitan person and knew the score. When in Rome, dress as the Romans. When in Cairo during a militant uprising by primitive thugs, sponsored by US tax funds? Duh. Don't go into the street where the mobs are, regardless of gender, regardless of ideology. Even if there is no mob, or the mob hasn't become violent against your person YET, if you are female, DO NOT EXPOSE what the indigenous cultural custom requires to be covered. Not only did she fail to wear a head scarf out of deference to those whom she was "covering" with impertinence from their perspective, she left her blouse unbuttoned with her neck and chest open to view. Again, cultural sensitivities. She can cry, "No Cleavage!" She was in THEIR neighborhood, not home playing the typical liberated woman. She knew that she was challenging the men in every way she could have, while feigning innocence to her sympathetic Western viewers. Had she been a 1930s and 40s intellectual communist journalist in Berlin confronting the NAZI SS Brown Shirt thugs rioting through respectable neighborhoods, the same results would have been predictable. What happened to her was wrong. But she knew what she was doing. Her boss knew what he set her up to experience. That was their point. And that remains her business and her private concerns. This sort of media scripted drama was set into motion by her, and her employer, and played right into the political agenda of Obama's modus operandi of throwing fuel on wildfires, "Because I Could" make sensational headlines to sway public opinion pro-more-perpetual-wars. Arab Spring Muslim Brotherhood Shit. As if removing Mubarak has yet benefited the majority of Egyptians demanding today more fervently than ever that authoritarianism, regardless of label, must not maintain abusive governmental power. Never waste a crisis, even if you have to make the crisis in the first place. Politics as usual. But unlike disenfranchised humanity at large, the media have all the tricks polished, prefab, ready to air. When a woman triple dog dares an Islamist, no need to guess the response. "Boringly" predictable. Now THAT hurts her as badly as the beating and molestation. It wasn't rape-rape.

Posted by: Goldberg at July 03, 2013 11:24 AM (MhA4j)

327 "208 #200

A little deuce coupe, perhaps
Posted by: RiverC at July 03, 2013 01:55"


In Barky's case that would be a little douche coupe.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 03, 2013 11:28 AM (knoK7)

328 " Meanwhile, Egyptian men continue surrounding women in Tahrir Square and raping them or sexually assaulting them in wolfpack style." The camels ran off?

Posted by: Can't Touch That at July 03, 2013 11:37 AM (l4SI4)

329 The head of the Egyptian military, General al Sisi (incidentally, the worst general's name of all time), is delaying their own statement.... I don't know what you're talking about, but you'd better shut up before I scratch your Ewokish eyes out.

Posted by: St. Francis the Sissy at July 03, 2013 11:40 AM (7cS5n)

330 As I'm watching all of the fireworks and lasers in Tahrir square, I have to wonder how many people have lost an eye, finger, or limb in the celebrations. Goats and wimmin hardest hit.

Posted by: Michael the Hobbit, but you can call me Michael at July 03, 2013 11:43 AM (7cS5n)

331 {i]people stampeded and cattle raped! Posted by: Reverand Johnson at July 03, 2013 02:15 PM (a3iAA) Baaah! That's nothing compared to what I'm enduring.

Posted by: The Goat at July 03, 2013 11:46 AM (7cS5n)

332 An old Scifi writer, Jerry Pournelle, mentions an idea that the dictators generally should get golden parachute exile deals. The idea being that staying in power would not be the only way of staying alive and they would step down because it would be much safer for them and also for the populace.

Posted by: Mellow at July 03, 2013 11:47 AM (RQI6d)

333 "119 . . . next up should be loudspeakers and non stop heavy metal acid garage band rock and roll music ..or something, but only if they're following the US military model. " ______________________________________ But, if it happened in the USA, they'd be playing "God Bless America, "Born in the USA," and "This Ain't No Rag, It's a Flag." A sobering Independence Day thought, isn't it?

Posted by: Long-Play at July 03, 2013 12:15 PM (l4SI4)

334 " Egyptian men continue surrounding women in Tahrir Square and raping them or sexually assaulting them in wolfpack style." ___________________________ Nahhhhh. The knuckleheads are just trying to get our attention. Signed, Sandra Fluckpatra

Posted by: Belly-dancin' Fool at July 03, 2013 12:29 PM (l4SI4)

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