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May 17, 2013

Couple of Funny Things Involving Marriage
— Ace

Husband of the year, from @conartcritic.

Guy got arrested for soliciting a prostitute.

Wait for it.

On his honeymoon.

Would this face lie to you?
Or have whore-sex?

Top twenty worst wedding dresses. Mild content warning as some of them are little risque, such as The Vagina Gown, which has one those Vagina People puppet-vaginas in the front.

Why? Why?

And then there's this one. Content warning -- This is a classy, classy gal who really wants you to notice that she has breasts.

I owe someone an h/t for that. But I forget who.

This picture makes me doubt they'll have children.

Posted by: Ace at 01:16 PM | Comments (130)
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1 Wedding night must have been no good if he was out looking for a pro shortly afterward.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at May 17, 2013 01:17 PM (+x8q5)

2 Close to first?

Posted by: t-dubyah-d at May 17, 2013 01:18 PM (u6lBN)

What's the penalty for bigamy?

Multiple wives.

Posted by: USS Diversity at May 17, 2013 01:18 PM (hC80d)

4 Please tell me that klassy boob bride is a joke. Please.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 17, 2013 01:19 PM (0qqnb)

5 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a malignant traitor.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at May 17, 2013 01:19 PM (/PCJa)

6 The bride appears to be exploding with joy on her special day.

Posted by: Up With People at May 17, 2013 01:20 PM (krveP)

7 If that's the bridal dress, I'd love to see the bridesmaids

Posted by: The Q at May 17, 2013 01:21 PM (XQzGn)

8 What's the penalty for bigamy?
Multiple wives.

Technically, the penalty for bigamy would be "two wives." The penalty for polygamy would be "multiple wives."

Of course, I also have a friend who likes to say (I don't know if he's right or not) that the Chinese symbol for "discord" is two of the symbol for "wife" under one symbol for "roof" or "house."

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at May 17, 2013 01:21 PM (/PCJa)

9 This is a classy, classy gal who really wants you to notice that she has breasts. Wouldn't that be embarrassing: if a breast fell IN to her dress.

Posted by: t-bird at May 17, 2013 01:21 PM (FcR7P)

10 7 If that's the bridal dress, I'd love to see the bridesmaids --- I'm guessing they are in loud-colored lingere and wearing platform heels.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at May 17, 2013 01:22 PM (+x8q5)

11 If that's the bridal dress, I'd love to see the bridesmaids If this reception doesn't end in four hours, I'm gonna call a doctor.

Posted by: t-bird at May 17, 2013 01:23 PM (FcR7P)

12 I always wondered if Bill Clinton got through the honeymoon without sleeping around. In Haiti, no less. Who the hell honeymoons in Haiti?

Posted by: epobirs at May 17, 2013 01:23 PM (kcfmt)

13 Photographer should've used his zoom lens.

Freakin' amateur.

Posted by: NC Ref at May 17, 2013 01:23 PM (/izg2)

14 >>>Photographer should've used his zoom lens. did you try to embiggen the picture 10x like I did?

Posted by: Rick Tempest, Wedding Photography Expert at May 17, 2013 01:24 PM (LCRYB)

She'll have kids.

He won't.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at May 17, 2013 01:24 PM (+z4pE)

16 Looks like Mooch's dress came in at #15.

Posted by: Up With People at May 17, 2013 01:25 PM (krveP)

I'm not quite sure if that classy classy gal who wants people to know that she has breasts should really be wearing a white wedding dress..... doesn't a white wedding dress represent the purity of bodily essence or some such sh*t?

She is embarrassing her family and friends.

...either way I guess I denounce myself...... for something....

Posted by: Some Guy in Wisconsin at May 17, 2013 01:25 PM (2Q0dI)

18 12 "I always wondered if Bill Clinton got through the honeymoon without sleeping around. In Haiti, no less. Who the hell honeymoons in Haiti?"

You know, ever since that earthquake, Bill's been down in Haiti quite often

Posted by: The Q at May 17, 2013 01:26 PM (XQzGn)

19 This only reaffirms my belief that the world is populated with idiots.

Posted by: Vic at May 17, 2013 01:26 PM (53z96)

20 doesn't a white wedding dress represent the purity of bodily essence or some such sh*t? --- It may have been twisted to mean that, but the historical meaning of a white dress is "I'm so fucking rich I can afford to wear something that will never be this gleamingly white again", going back to Queen Victoria's wedding to Prince Albert.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at May 17, 2013 01:27 PM (+x8q5)

I wonder if that guy's new bride was a very pregnant bride so he decided to get a little somethin' somethin' on the side.

What a maroon.

Posted by: Cheri at May 17, 2013 01:28 PM (G+Wff)

22 I always wondered if Bill Clinton got through the honeymoon without sleeping around. In Haiti, no less. Who the hell honeymoons in Haiti? Posted by: epobirs at May 17, 2013 05:23 PM (kcfmt) I think you just answered your question.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at May 17, 2013 01:28 PM (6zgse)

23 Luved the pic of the "two knit dildos" wedding dresses.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at May 17, 2013 01:28 PM (+z4pE)

24 The bridesmaids in the giant snatchmo dresses looked really pleased. Heh.

Posted by: maddogg at May 17, 2013 01:28 PM (OlN4e)

25 OT, yet oddly relevant: http://tinyurl.com/b5e64ov

Posted by: Stu-22 at May 17, 2013 01:29 PM (AiYlm)

26 Peacock dress . Doesn't she know it is the male that has the Peacock plumage? ... Or maybe she is already wearing the pants in the family .

Posted by: dogfish at May 17, 2013 01:29 PM (nsOJa)

27 I just got 3 phone calls from starving African nations asking if the cow with the giant breasts would please provide them with milk.

Posted by: tangonine at May 17, 2013 01:30 PM (x3YFz)

28 I just want to say that I have no carnal knowledge of any of those brides. I was playing golf.

Posted by: BHO at May 17, 2013 01:30 PM (6TB1Z)

29 Thanks. I needed a chuckle. The sheep really pulled the wedding party together. Thanks for not telling me this took place at a dairy farm.

Posted by: The Poster Formerly Known as Mr. Barky at May 17, 2013 01:31 PM (qwK3S)

30 I just want to say that I have no carnal knowledge of any of those brides. I was playing golf.

Posted by: BHO at May 17, 2013 05:30 PM (6TB1Z)

No worries, Brak... you have a standing alibi... much the same as Tim Gunn's

Posted by: tangonine at May 17, 2013 01:31 PM (x3YFz)

31 did you try to embiggen the picture 10x like I did?

I don't have the make-believe super CSI pixel enhancement software that magically zooms in 100x and brings everything into perfect focus.

Posted by: NC Ref at May 17, 2013 01:32 PM (/izg2)

32 Wow, they really like sheep. That's disturbing.

Posted by: no good deed at May 17, 2013 01:32 PM (mjR67)

33 The woman in the wool dress raised and hand-spun the yarn in her dress (I've seen that one before). Useful skills for the Burning Times.

but the historical meaning of a white dress is "I'm so fucking rich I can afford to wear something that will never be this gleamingly white again"

And now every white trash bimbo in America is that rich...but don't worry, our progg betters are on it.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™, Crankypants Extraordinaire at May 17, 2013 01:33 PM (hO8IJ)

34 You say dildos, they looked more like tampons to me.

Posted by: CUS at May 17, 2013 01:33 PM (84pE9)

35 #19 is cleahly not our sort, dahling. Black AND white limos? Real trailer trash.

Posted by: Anna Wintour at May 17, 2013 01:33 PM (6TB1Z)

Oh fer f**k sake #18 is toilet paper. I guess it might come in handy if they get a bad caterer.

Posted by: t-dubyah-d at May 17, 2013 01:34 PM (u6lBN)

37 Jodie Marsh gets a pass cause Jodie Marsh. Like a Viking.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 17, 2013 01:35 PM (GEICT)

38 Except for the vagina one, meh.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at May 17, 2013 01:36 PM (rMcKn)

39 By which I mean that I found the vagina one arousing.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at May 17, 2013 01:36 PM (rMcKn)

40 Bawhaaaaaa, spiffy kids. And the size of those jugs. Didn't know you can make a bridal dress out of garbage cans and high tension cable

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian at May 17, 2013 01:37 PM (HVff2)

41 Like a Viking. You got a thing for women who use a trowel to put on make-up?

Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 17, 2013 01:37 PM (+oyrI)

42 At a bridal shower I attended recently one of the games was making toilet paper wedding dresses. Some one told me that there is an annual contest for making wedding dresses out of toilet paper and a lot of effort is put into them.

Posted by: California Witch at May 17, 2013 01:37 PM (Xcvk0)

43 Would have been first but was listening to Ina Gadda Da Vida by Iron Butterfly and Magic Carpet Ride by Steppenwolf.

Posted by: Ammo Dump at May 17, 2013 01:37 PM (YYyqq)

44 You got a thing for women who use a trowel to put on make-up? Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 17, 2013 05:37 PM (+oyrI) You're looking at her face? You gay?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 17, 2013 01:38 PM (GEICT)

45 Hard to make a coherent argument against gay marriage when straight marriage includes these Yahoos.

Posted by: The Regular Guy at May 17, 2013 01:38 PM (qHCyt)

46 Gonna need a flashlight to find the car keys for the vagina dresses

Posted by: dogfish at May 17, 2013 01:38 PM (nsOJa)

47 I don't have the make-believe super CSI pixel enhancement software that magically zooms in 100x and brings everything into perfect focus.

Posted by: NC Ref at May 17, 2013 05:32 PM (/izg2)

Also known as CTRL and +.

Posted by: Tami[/i][/b][/u][/s] at May 17, 2013 01:39 PM (X6akg)

48 I forgot the name but there was some celebrity on his honeymoon in Australia who ducked out for a quickie in a whorehouse. I think it's legal there.

Posted by: Waldo Truth at May 17, 2013 01:39 PM (sXWmd)

49 "46 Hard to make a coherent argument against gay marriage when straight marriage includes these Yahoos. Posted by: The Regular Guy at May 17, 2013 05:38 PM (qHCyt) " Let's not exaggerate.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at May 17, 2013 01:39 PM (rMcKn)

This is a first. WTF?

Your message has been rejected because long strings of unbroken text are very annoying. Use the space bar or tinyurl.com as appropriate.

Posted by: olddog in mo at May 17, 2013 01:40 PM (A9na/)

51 re 8: Allen, I have heard that too, and that after WW2 they came up with a way of writing Holocaust by putting 3 wives under one roof.

Posted by: Mallfly at May 17, 2013 01:41 PM (bJm7W)

52 re 51: I get that all the time. Usually when you try to put in a url but sometimes just pops up

Posted by: Mallfly at May 17, 2013 01:41 PM (bJm7W)

53 Uh, the "X-rated" dress I've seen before. IIRC, I first saw it playing "Dante's Inferno"; in the Lust level, there are these succubi that attack you by shooting tendrils out of their privates. Those dresses made me hearken back to that.

Posted by: Thrawn at May 17, 2013 01:42 PM (JqnAE)

54 It's a nice day to... start again

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at May 17, 2013 01:42 PM (3qFD9)

I just want to say that I have no carnal knowledge of any of those brides. I was playing golf.

Heh, heh, heh, While I, on the other hand...

Posted by: William Jefferson Cliton at May 17, 2013 01:43 PM (+z4pE)

56 54 Your message has been rejected because long strings of unbroken text are very

annoying. Use the space bar or tinyurl.com as appropriate.

Posted by: olddog in mo at May 17, 2013 05:40 PM (A9na/)

I got that a couple of times yesterday. First for me, as well.

Posted by: The Obsidian Owl at May 17, 2013 05:42 PM (tWmgi)

That happens sometimes if you're coping someone's comment and they have a link in their name.

Posted by: Tami[/i][/b][/u][/s] at May 17, 2013 01:43 PM (X6akg)

57 Heh, heh, heh, While I, on the other hand...was banging fat ugly chicks Posted by: William Jefferson Cliton at May 17, 2013 05:43 PM (+z4pE) There ya go Billy Boy

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 17, 2013 01:43 PM (GEICT)

58 Anyway, Anna, are you around?

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at May 17, 2013 01:44 PM (rMcKn)

59 Ace is getting married. He made his bride's wedding dress entirely out of empty valuerite bottles and pudding cups.

Posted by: Waldo Truth at May 17, 2013 01:44 PM (sXWmd)

60 He's a Mohammed? Shocker.

Posted by: zsasz at May 17, 2013 01:47 PM (MMC8r)

61 61 Ace is getting married. He made his bride's wedding dress entirely out of empty valuerite bottles and pudding cups. --- Don't forget the hobo leather.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at May 17, 2013 01:47 PM (+x8q5)

62 THIS is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!

Posted by: Inappropriate Big Lebowski Reference at May 17, 2013 01:48 PM (BMA3A)

63 The bride with big tits is a prostitute marrying a russian gangster.

Posted by: Waldo Truth at May 17, 2013 01:48 PM (sXWmd)

64 That guy's face is as big as a planet.

Posted by: rdbrewer at May 17, 2013 01:48 PM (Iyg03)

65 That guy's face looks like a butt.

Posted by: rdbrewer at May 17, 2013 01:48 PM (Iyg03)

66 Ewok boquet

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian at May 17, 2013 01:49 PM (HVff2)

67 Meet Mohammed Ahmed.

It isn't funny anymore.
..serious you guys.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at May 17, 2013 01:49 PM (C7+s/)

Ace: ..."And then there's this one. Content warning -- This is a classy, classy gal who really wants you to notice that she has breasts."

Wow.

That dress obviously requires some pastie-adhesive to keep it on her nipples.

No way that dress stays on without adhesive.

Posted by: wheatie at May 17, 2013 01:50 PM (O4r3a)

69 "70 Ace: ..."And then there's this one. Content warning -- This is a classy, classy gal who really wants you to notice that she has breasts." Wow. That dress obviously requires some pastie-adhesive to keep it on her nipples. No way that dress stays on without adhesive. Posted by: wheatie at May 17, 2013 05:50 PM (O4r3a) " 'What difference, at this point, does it make?'

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at May 17, 2013 01:51 PM (rMcKn)

70 Looks like a cross between the Boston Marathon Bomber and Jar-Jar Binks. And if Jar-Jar Binks married Leon Spinks...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 17, 2013 01:51 PM (jC7Bx)

71 Some one told me that there is an annual contest for making wedding dresses out of toilet paper and a lot of effort is put into them.

Most of the dresses at the link are fashion design/art projects and not meant to be worn as actual wedding dresses.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™, Crankypants Extraordinaire at May 17, 2013 01:52 PM (hO8IJ)

@58. Tami. Thanks.

So, like I was saying....

1Wedding night must have been no good if he was out looking for a pro shortly afterward.

Posted by: Brandon with a link in his name.

That's what I thought at first. But then I thought he was practicing before the big moment, because he does look like a virgin.

Posted by: olddog in mo at May 17, 2013 01:52 PM (A9na/)

73 do you reallt think she cares if her nipple pops out? the figurine on the the top of their wedding cake is a strip joint set

Posted by: soothsayer at May 17, 2013 01:52 PM (b8TXQ)

74 I see alot of wedding dresses that are strapless and with major cleavage and I have to wonder if they allow that in churches now.

Posted by: Waldo Truth at May 17, 2013 01:52 PM (sXWmd)

75 Ace: ..."And then there's this one. Content warning -- This is a classy, classy gal who really wants you to notice that she has breasts."
Wow.
That dress obviously requires some pastie-adhesive to keep it on her nipples.
No way that dress stays on without adhesive.
Posted by: wheatie at May 17, 2013 05:50 PM (O4r3a)

It's an all natural glue.

Posted by: The Fapping Groom at May 17, 2013 01:52 PM (hpYnL)

76 Shite. My formatting sucks.

Posted by: olddog in mo at May 17, 2013 01:53 PM (A9na/)

77 Oh, did you see Tricia Cox's son and his wife in China? The wife is the daughter of a billionaire and her tits were all over the great wall. It was very bizarre.

Posted by: Waldo Truth at May 17, 2013 01:53 PM (sXWmd)

78 >>>>The bride with big tits is a prostitute marrying a russian gangster.

Posted by: Waldo Truth at May 17, 2013 05:48 PM (sXWmd)

You say that like it's not obvious from the photo.

Posted by: Duh! at May 17, 2013 01:54 PM (Zs83Q)

79 Ace, the h/t for the proud bride probably goes to Anna Puma. She had a link to that on an ONT fairly recently.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette, assault Hobbit at May 17, 2013 01:54 PM (lVb7s)

80 That dress obviously requires some pastie-adhesive to keep it on her nipples. Nipple rings, and caribiners.

Posted by: zsasz at May 17, 2013 01:54 PM (MMC8r)

81 Look at those beta males settling down with whorish women in titty-poppin' wedding dresses. They disgust me and they deserve everything they get (taken from them in 5 years).

Posted by: ElKomandante at May 17, 2013 01:56 PM (85aFL)

82 If bill's going to Haiti, his tastes may have changed. See GaÃ«tan Dugas

Posted by: imp at May 17, 2013 01:57 PM (UaxA0)

83 "83 Look at those beta males settling down with whorish women in titty-poppin' wedding dresses. They disgust me and they deserve everything they get (taken from them in 5 years). Posted by: ElKomandante at May 17, 2013 05:56 PM (85aFL) " Oh, yeah. I'm sure you're a superalpha.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at May 17, 2013 01:57 PM (rMcKn)

84 And then there's this one. Content warning -- This is a classy, classy gal who really wants you to notice that she has breasts.

If she had one more boob she'd look like a pawnshop.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 17, 2013 01:59 PM (8ZskC)

85 The bride with big tits is a prostitute marrying a russian gangster. Why on earth would he marry it when he can just pay her to leave?

Posted by: imp at May 17, 2013 01:59 PM (UaxA0)

86 precisely sculpted facial marks a man of taste and distinction (oops, just committed hate speech)

Posted by: derit at May 17, 2013 01:59 PM (I88Jc)

87 Oh thank you Ace for something funny. All the red ink you have been splashing around lately has me exhausted.

Posted by: madamemayhem at May 17, 2013 01:59 PM (S2RnE)

88 Ace, its Friday, you simply HAVE to put up this howl worthy quote from Jay Carney;

'For me personally, it has been a good week.'

Posted by: kbdabear at May 17, 2013 02:00 PM (mCvL4)

89 "90 Ace, its Friday, you simply HAVE to put up this howl worthy quote from Jay Carney; 'For me personally, it has been a good week.' Posted by: kbdabear at May 17, 2013 06:00 PM (mCvL4) " Reggie must be out of town.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at May 17, 2013 02:00 PM (rMcKn)

90 The bride with big tits is a prostitute marrying a russian gangster.

Why on earth would he marry it when he can just pay her to leave?

Two words: Insurance settlement.

He is, after all, a gangster.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 17, 2013 02:00 PM (4WhSY)

91 Later, all. God bless. :-)

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at May 17, 2013 02:00 PM (rMcKn)

92 facial "hair," although his pores are suspect

Posted by: derit at May 17, 2013 02:01 PM (I88Jc)

93 Saw the Muslim who got busted for patronizing a prostitute on his honeymoon. Did he marry a stupid white woman? Fuck denouncing myself.

Posted by: music critic at May 17, 2013 02:01 PM (l3RZ9)

94 In Camp Follower Lore, those funbags are known as "Battalion Feeders."

Posted by: Sharkman at May 17, 2013 02:01 PM (03IDC)

95 Hey, the guy's name is Mohammed. He wasn't hiring a hooker, she was a "temporary wife". And, since polygamy is fine in his religion, he didn't do anything wrong. Unless you're Islamophobic or something.

Posted by: Socratease at May 17, 2013 02:01 PM (3V4IJ)

96 Stop trolling MUMR

Posted by: imp at May 17, 2013 02:01 PM (UaxA0)

97 The bride had to know what kind of douchedog this guy was but she still married him. Women are the worst gatekeepers evah!

Posted by: polynikes at May 17, 2013 02:03 PM (ZX0Je)

98 GaÃ«tan Dugas GaÃ«tan Dugas was an unfair stereotype invented by the homophobic radical Christian Right, and not a narcissistic sociopath who actually existed you guys. /PC

Posted by: zsasz at May 17, 2013 02:03 PM (MMC8r)

99 These are wedding dresses? I figured these were dresses the moronettes wore to church.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 17, 2013 02:03 PM (V1ZIU)

100
Mawage. Mawage is wot bwings us togeder tooday. Mawage, that bwessed awangment, that dweam wifin a dweam...

And wuv, tru wuv, will fowow you foweva...

So tweasure your wuv.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 17, 2013 02:03 PM (TIIx5)

101 82 Nipple rings, and caribiners. --------- Classy. Wonder where I left the brain bleach...

Posted by: Assault Citizen Anachronda at May 17, 2013 02:03 PM (NmR1a)

102 Of course, I also have a friend who likes to say (I don't know if he's right or not) that the Chinese symbol for "discord" is two of the symbol for "wife" under one symbol for "roof" or "house." I tried to pull that on my daughter who doesn't believe much of anything her knuckle-dragging Neanderthal conservative Dad says. She found out that it's an old joke of the sort, "If the Chinese symbol for peace is one women under a roof, what's the symbol for war?" On one hand I'm proud she doesn't accept everything that people tell her. On the other hand she busted me. That's ok, under ObamaCare I'm sure she's supposed to accompany me to IRS audits and wipe the drool from my chin, while I'm audited for the Reagan years.

Posted by: Regular Moron [/i] at May 17, 2013 02:05 PM (U2UQk)

103 82 Nipple rings, and caribiners.

---------

Classy. Wonder where I left the brain bleach...

Make all the snide remarks you want. Just wait until your bride gets stuck in a ditch and needs to be towed out with cables. You'll be singing a different tune.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 17, 2013 02:06 PM (8ZskC)

104 'For me personally, it has been a good week.'

--

Carney must be going for an insanity defense.

Hillary drew amnesia.

Holder is recused in the future, retroactive to the past.

My guess is Valrat es no hablo ingles.

Barky was on vacation that day.

Posted by: Mayday at May 17, 2013 02:07 PM (F3s39)

105 105 Make all the snide remarks you want. Just wait until your bride gets stuck in a ditch and needs to be towed out with cables. You'll be singing a different tune. --------- I have no response to that.

Posted by: Assault Citizen Anachronda at May 17, 2013 02:08 PM (IrbU4)

106

I'm just changing Socks.

Don't mind me.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at May 17, 2013 02:10 PM (+z4pE)

107 By the looks of the guy who hired the hooker, I'll bet his wedding gift registry features his size and color preferences in suicide vests.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 17, 2013 02:10 PM (8ZskC)

108 He's CUUUUUUTE!

Posted by: Y-not at May 17, 2013 02:11 PM (5H6zj)

109

By the looks of the guy who hired the hooker, I'll bet his wedding gift registry features his size and color preferences in suicide vests.

He prefers the color Blew.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at May 17, 2013 02:11 PM (+z4pE)

110 Okay, which one of you guys did this? http://goo.gl/t6kn4

Posted by: Waldo Truth at May 17, 2013 02:14 PM (sXWmd)

111 We'll see next week if Obama suffered damage by looking at RCP's approval average. right now it's 48/46

Posted by: soothsayer at May 17, 2013 02:15 PM (C0ttM)

112 'For me personally, it has been a good week.' He got to lie through his teeth to the American public and probably received a glory hole bj of Clintonian proportions. While possibly receiving a six figure bonus at taxpayer expense which he'll fail to report on next years tax return and no one will notice. Yeah, that's a good week.

Posted by: Regular Moron [/i] at May 17, 2013 02:15 PM (U2UQk)

113 We'll see next week if Obama suffered damage by looking at RCP's approval average. --- What bothers me is that the GOP is still having discussions on things like immigration. I'm pretty convinced Obama could be 30 points underwater and Boehner, McConnell, et al would still be trying to make deals with him. It's infuriating.

Posted by: Y-not at May 17, 2013 02:16 PM (5H6zj)

114 bj of Clintonian proportions I don't think so scooter, more like a big black butt pug up his squeamish white ass

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian at May 17, 2013 02:17 PM (HVff2)

115 Has the institution of marriage been institutionalized?

Fuck, people!

Posted by: Fritz at May 17, 2013 02:17 PM (G9Mmf)

116 He's from Illinois.

What do you think, is he a down stater or Cook County resident?

Posted by: Aquaviva at May 17, 2013 02:18 PM (9FvOF)

117 The only thing that would be better than the dude sneaking out on his honeymoon for a call girl would be if his new bride was sneaking out to be a call girl and got his call. Hilarity would ensue.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at May 17, 2013 02:18 PM (pxDth)

118 Back in 1985 or 86, a muslim guy boarded his pregnant Irish wife on a jet having concealed a bomb in her suitcase. His name was something like Hindawi. Better check to see if this clown's wife is flying anywhere anytime soon. Cuz with that level of respect for his wife, she may just be a dupe in a jihadi plot.

Posted by: Oops at May 17, 2013 02:21 PM (vJ+mj)

119 Big Bang was disappointing. What was the big clift hanger? Leonard going off for 4 months? He could have least moved Penny to London while he was in the North Sea. He's got the bucks.

Posted by: Waldo Truth at May 17, 2013 02:23 PM (sXWmd)

120 Those chicks wearing the Vag dresses looked very empowered, and slutty.

Posted by: Sharkman at May 17, 2013 02:25 PM (03IDC)

121 121 Big Bang was disappointing. What was the big clift hanger? Leonard going off for 4 months? He could have least moved Penny to London while he was in the North Sea. He's got the bucks. ------- But then how would she make her hemorrhoid commercials?

Posted by: Assault Citizen Anachronda at May 17, 2013 02:26 PM (xGZ+b)

122 Your message has been rejected because long strings of unbroken text are very
annoying. Use the space bar or tinyurl.com as appropriate.

Posted by: olddog in mo at May 17, 2013 05:40 PM (A9na/)

*****

I usually get this:

Your message has been rejected because long strings of stupid commentary are very annoying.

I think it's because of copying and pasting?

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at May 17, 2013 02:27 PM (pxDth)

123 But then how would she make her hemorrhoid commercials? Posted by: Assault Citizen Anachronda at May 17, 2013 06:26 PM (xGZ+b) Dude, she made one commercial. She's not the national spokeswoman for 'roids. Now, that would have been a sweet deal!

Posted by: Waldo Truth at May 17, 2013 02:40 PM (sXWmd)

124 Anthony Weiner put on some weight. And pigmentation.

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue, in full rich original flavor at May 17, 2013 02:40 PM (dNkDl)

125 The bride with big tits is a prostitute marrying a russian gangster.

Posted by: Waldo Truth at May 17, 2013 05:48 PM (sXWmd)

Strangely enough, that explanation makes the picture make sense.

Posted by: Captain Hate at May 17, 2013 02:56 PM (edL+8)

126 The Wedding Night John was in Polk County. Polk means one thing to us classy fuckers in Florida:

People
Of
Limited
Knowledge

Posted by: Colonel32 at May 17, 2013 02:57 PM (dfQ4e)

127 Number 17 could have just been suffering from a bad case of gas.

Posted by: turfmonster at May 17, 2013 03:03 PM (ny2rl)

128 Guy got arrested for soliciting a prostitute. Wait for it. On his honeymoon. Maybe his wife wanted a threesome?

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie ® at May 17, 2013 03:12 PM (1hM1d)

129 Like frilly toothpicks, I'm for 'em.

Posted by: Howard at May 17, 2013 03:22 PM (vTxRK)

130
Guy got arrested for soliciting a prostitute.

Does the wife withhold? If so, who cares. Gals, if you don't take care of him you deserve what you get.

Posted by: Typo Dynamofo at May 17, 2013 05:33 PM (WVMUQ)

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