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February 22, 2013

Cupcakes Against Gun Violence You Guys
— Ace

OFA tweeted this out.

Empty Gestures You Guys.

Moral Vanities and Indulgences You Guys.

Neoshamanism You Guys.

Pseudo-religious Genuflection to Nonexistent New Gods You Guys.

By the way those cupcakes look like crap. You Guys.

Posted by: Ace at 12:35 PM | Comments (341)
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1 Are those for target practice?

Posted by: dogfish at February 22, 2013 12:37 PM (N2yhW)

2 I'm mostly sitting here marveling at how shitty the icing looks. Is that even icing? Is that cheese?

Posted by: Crude at February 22, 2013 12:37 PM (eLtHg)

3 We need cupcakes not guns you guys.

Posted by: steevy at February 22, 2013 12:37 PM (dBYCN)

4 By the way those cupcakes look like crap. That was my first though, what the hell are those? Crappity. Now I want good cupcakes.

Posted by: alexthechick - Chaotic Evil Hobbit. at February 22, 2013 12:38 PM (VtjlW)

5 What, did she ice them with her frickin' forehead? It's sweet and all but put a little effort into.

Posted by: Heralder at February 22, 2013 12:38 PM (+xmn4)

6 I believe that is semen on the top of those cupcakes

Posted by: Ben at February 22, 2013 12:38 PM (C2Y4l)

7 Those are the shittiest looking cupcakes ever. They'd lose bigtime on Cupcake Wars.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 22, 2013 12:38 PM (B/VB5)

8 >>>I'm mostly sitting here marveling at how shitty the icing looks. Is that even icing? Is that cheese? Soy You Guys

Posted by: ace at February 22, 2013 12:38 PM (LCRYB)

9 I forgot "it" at the end of my last post you guys.

Posted by: Heralder at February 22, 2013 12:38 PM (+xmn4)

10 Look at the head on that broad. Jeezzzzz.

Posted by: Evil Bob's Left Testie at February 22, 2013 12:38 PM (GrtrJ)

11 They call that icing? I call it a girl that doesn't swallow.

Posted by: Penthouse Letters Moron [/i] at February 22, 2013 12:38 PM (feFL6)

12 If you like your cupcakes, you can keep your cupcakes, You Guys!

Posted by: Barky O'Chooma at February 22, 2013 12:39 PM (Cnqmv)

13 Someone should tell her that she's allowed to put books on her bookshelves you guys.

Posted by: Ben at February 22, 2013 12:39 PM (C2Y4l)

Assault Cupcakes.

Posted by: Jaws at February 22, 2013 12:39 PM (4I3Uo)

15 CAKE GIRL YOU GUYS !!!!

Posted by: kbdabear at February 22, 2013 12:39 PM (mCvL4)

16 It's not empty so much as a push to keep the empty-headed on the anti-victim and anti-Bill of Rights train.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's mobile[/i] at February 22, 2013 12:39 PM (e/OuK)

17 Occupy cupcakes?

Posted by: TANSTAAFL at February 22, 2013 12:39 PM (tqAT4)

18 what the hell is wrong with those cupcakes? I know 3 year olds who can do frosting better than that.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at February 22, 2013 12:39 PM (RZ8pf)

19 9 Dairy products are murder you guys.

Posted by: steevy at February 22, 2013 12:39 PM (dBYCN)

>>>I'm mostly sitting here marveling at how shitty the icing looks. Is that even icing? Is that cheese?

Its all-organic, yo.

Posted by: Bigby's Fist-bump at February 22, 2013 12:39 PM (3ZtZW)

21 Those are the shittiest looking cupcakes ever.

What did you expect from the brain dead?

Posted by: dogfish at February 22, 2013 12:39 PM (N2yhW)

22 Turn your weapons into baking pans you guys

Posted by: Ben at February 22, 2013 12:39 PM (C2Y4l)

23 Her face looks like my ballsack you guys.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at February 22, 2013 12:39 PM (jucos)

24 16: I prefer the real cake girl you guys.

Posted by: Nicholas Kronos at February 22, 2013 12:39 PM (m2IdD)

25 (SPIT!) YOU GUYS !!

Posted by: KayinMaine at February 22, 2013 12:40 PM (mCvL4)

26 OT ok where the fuck is the charging port on an iphone 5???

Posted by: USS Diversity at February 22, 2013 12:40 PM (QLJPW)

27 Is that Janeane Garofolo you guys?

Posted by: steevy at February 22, 2013 12:40 PM (dBYCN)

28 I thought there was coconut or something mixed in with the icing to make it look all clumpy like that. Wow it looks like she took a butter knife and spread cold cream cheese on those things.

Posted by: weew at February 22, 2013 12:40 PM (ElfHn)

29 Those aren't cupcakes. They're head-tilt action cakes. Of action.

Posted by: eleven at February 22, 2013 12:40 PM (fsLdt)

30 Cake Girl now you guys.

Posted by: dantesed at February 22, 2013 12:40 PM (k16bb)

31 That's a picture of a bald guy that someone crudely photoshopped women's hair on a layer behind him, right?

Posted by: Ian S. at February 22, 2013 12:40 PM (B/VB5)

32 What's with the nuclear mushroom symbolism on top of each muffin? And, now that I look more closely, what the fuck is wrong with those muffins? They look about as healthy and well-formed as she does.

Posted by: t-bird at February 22, 2013 12:40 PM (FcR7P)

No shit, we should tweet back a pic of cake girl with a snide note or two

/you guys

Posted by: Bigby's Fist-bump at February 22, 2013 12:40 PM (3ZtZW)

34 So she used Spackle for icing? WTF?

Posted by: joncelli at February 22, 2013 12:40 PM (RD7QR)

35 Mac-10 you guys!

Posted by: Pug Mahon You Guys at February 22, 2013 12:41 PM (6rcHp)

And justice.

Justice action cakes.

Posted by: eleven at February 22, 2013 12:41 PM (fsLdt)

37 Scamper-Frosting You Guys

Posted by: ace at February 22, 2013 12:41 PM (LCRYB)

38 Oh god, they're so freaking retarded they can't make a damn plate of cupcakes that doesn't look like it was prepared by baboons.

Posted by: Cicero, Semiautomatic Assault Commenter at February 22, 2013 12:41 PM (8ZskC)

39 Conservatives have Cake Girl.

Liberals have Cupcake Thing.

Posted by: Nicholas Kronos at February 22, 2013 12:41 PM (m2IdD)

40 Is this going to go on all weekend you guys?

Posted by: rickl at February 22, 2013 12:41 PM (zoehZ)

41 Not exactly the Diablo 3 cake girl

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 22, 2013 12:41 PM (1Jaio)

42 That woman was probably hawt 40 years ago.

Posted by: Vic at February 22, 2013 12:41 PM (53z96)

43 I bet they are vegan cupcakes. She looks like the vegan cupcake type. I hate those types. They hand you a cupcake all smiles and you, unsuspecting of the trap, take a big old bite of sawdust and pseudo chocolate.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at February 22, 2013 12:41 PM (RZ8pf)

44 Yes, the cupcakes DO like like crap. Probably some kind of gluten free tree muncher bullshit. Tastes like shit, but Saving the Planet You Guys!!!! Such complete, delusional retards.

Posted by: deadrody at February 22, 2013 12:42 PM (vjtL/)

45 I could only wonder what they have in that bookcase

Posted by: weew at February 22, 2013 12:42 PM (ElfHn)

46 Liberals always love when they can show they care without really doing a damn thing that really matters. They eat that bullshit like its cupcakes, You Guys, and Obama bases everything around these people. The fact that just caring is enough. Just outsource the messy gritty work to him and he'll handle it from there.

Posted by: Dave S. at February 22, 2013 12:42 PM (cWpCn)

Previously posted on the dead thread.

If I could get serious you guys, for this riff to be somewhat funny to me , you guys, should be prefaced by an adjective to replace serious.

Constipated you guys

Vapid you guys

Unimportant you guys

Posted by: polynikes at February 22, 2013 04:37 PM (m2CN7)

Posted by: polynikes at February 22, 2013 12:42 PM (m2CN7)

48 Please tell me those aren't 3 little Obama's behind and to the right of her head.

Posted by: dogfish at February 22, 2013 12:42 PM (N2yhW)

For the children.

Justice action cakes for the children. And Tibet.

Justice action cakes for the children and Tibet.

Posted by: eleven at February 22, 2013 12:42 PM (fsLdt)

50 When someone starts kicking in your door, or you hear glass break, make sure you've got some cupcakes at the ready

Posted by: Craig Poe at February 22, 2013 12:42 PM (BVkEs)

Make no mistake you guys:

Someone will post a youtube video of a shooting range cupcake massacre by tomorrow at 5pm. This I guarrandamntee.

Posted by: Jaws at February 22, 2013 12:42 PM (4I3Uo)

The Children You Guys

Posted by: Warden at February 22, 2013 12:42 PM (HzhBE)

53 That smile is the only thing holding her skull up.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 22, 2013 12:42 PM (BuSM8)

54 Cripes, my dog can shit out better looking cup cakes than that you guys.

Posted by: CUS at February 22, 2013 12:42 PM (84pE9)

55 I sincerely doubt that woman has eaten a cupcake in 30 years. She lives on tofu and brussel sprouts.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 22, 2013 12:42 PM (TOk1P)

56 MMMMM! THEY TASTE LIKE FASCISM!

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at February 22, 2013 12:42 PM (Ipj15)

57 >>>f I could get serious you guys, for this riff to be somewhat funny to me , you guys, should be prefaced by an adjective to replace serious. Constipated you guys Vapid you guys Unimportant you guys Sheldon Cooper You Guys

Posted by: ace at February 22, 2013 12:42 PM (LCRYB)

58
Serious you guys, salute me like this.

Posted by: Adolph H at February 22, 2013 12:43 PM (p/cQy)

59 This is the worst thing OFA has done yet. Rape may be cruel, but not unusual.

Posted by: JDTAY at February 22, 2013 12:43 PM (a0nis)

60 43That woman was probably hawt 40 years ago.

Posted by: Vic at February 22, 2013 04:41 PM (53z96)

So were the cupcakes.

Posted by: Heralder at February 22, 2013 12:43 PM (+xmn4)

Soy Icing You Guys

Sustainability You Guys

Posted by: Warden at February 22, 2013 12:43 PM (HzhBE)

62 And what the fuck is up with the frosting. Are those noodles?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 22, 2013 12:43 PM (BuSM8)

63 > That woman was probably hawt 40 years ago.

Before she developed George Washington brow.

Posted by: Nicholas Kronos at February 22, 2013 12:43 PM (m2IdD)

64 The only cupcakes I want to see are the ones in bikinis squeezing off a couple of rounds on the trigger.

Posted by: Fritz at February 22, 2013 12:43 PM (WM+rJ)

65 Mary Cloggenstein, you guys?

Posted by: kbdabear at February 22, 2013 12:43 PM (mCvL4)

66 Mother taught me all I needed to know about societal oppression through an entrenched patriarchal system but she didn't know shit about baking.

Posted by: A Cupcake-Challenged Feminist Idiot at February 22, 2013 12:43 PM (8ZskC)

67 Violence Never Solved Anything You Guys

Posted by: Warden at February 22, 2013 12:44 PM (HzhBE)

68 Ace, you were killing me with Knight Train on twitter last night. And Nick Searcy as Patch.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at February 22, 2013 12:44 PM (QupBk)

69 They look like they have fettuccine Alfredo on top.

Posted by: IronDioPriest at February 22, 2013 12:44 PM (1dJQd)

70
Doughnuts Against Drunk Driving!

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 22, 2013 12:44 PM (p/cQy)

71 Ace brought the You Guys up thread, you guys

Posted by: L, elle at February 22, 2013 12:44 PM (0PiQ4)

CUPCAKES FOR THE CAKE GOD YOU GUYS!!!!

Posted by: Chaos Cultist at February 22, 2013 12:44 PM (3ZtZW)

73 IT'S HER FIRST TIME YOU GUYS

Posted by: KG at February 22, 2013 12:44 PM (p7BzH)

74 The egg-noodle icing doesn't work for me.

Posted by: eleven at February 22, 2013 12:44 PM (fsLdt)

75 #12 is my nomination for early thread winner

Posted by: fb at February 22, 2013 12:44 PM (JVEmw)

76 Her bony skull you guys!

Posted by: L, elle at February 22, 2013 12:44 PM (0PiQ4)

I Don't Need Makeup To Be Beautiful You Guys

Posted by: Warden at February 22, 2013 12:44 PM (HzhBE)

78 She has that same smile when people notice her conscientious Prius.

Posted by: weew at February 22, 2013 12:45 PM (ElfHn)

79 You can't serve those in my government school system, You Guys. They have the fat in them.

Posted by: maloderous at February 22, 2013 12:45 PM (p2s4o)

80 To the right of her head and behind her on the bookshelf I see a three panel display of a mans face. Based on the colors, I'm guessing it's some Jamaican leftist nutcase like Marcus Garvey. Anyone?

Posted by: Penthouse Letters Moron [/i] at February 22, 2013 12:45 PM (feFL6)

81 I rubbed one out in the cupcake batter you guys.

Posted by: ol_dirty_/b/tard at February 22, 2013 12:45 PM (KSjsb)

82 Please, she had her illegal Guatemalan maid that she pays below minimum wage and who has no fucking clue what a cupcake is, bake them.

Posted by: I chase him - I bite him at February 22, 2013 12:45 PM (6J6x7)

83 Ok, silly and freakishly large forehead aside, (imagine if the Cake Girl was holding these cupcakes... heh. What ever happened to her? Did anyone locate Ryan or whatever the guy's name was?)

Sorry for the bunny trail. I was going to say something about fun stuff that gets regular folks involved in an issue in a lighthearted way and how Dems always seem to be better at that than Repubs, but now I'm thinking about cake and stuff.

Posted by: Book at February 22, 2013 12:45 PM (3v8SI)

84 Caring You Guys

Posted by: Warden at February 22, 2013 12:45 PM (HzhBE)

85 James Hong in drag you guys.

Posted by: Pug Mahon You Guys at February 22, 2013 12:45 PM (6rcHp)

86 Sheldon Cooper You Guys

Posted by: ace at February 22, 2013 04:42 PM (LCRYB)

was that sarcasm?

Posted by: polynikes at February 22, 2013 12:45 PM (m2CN7)

87 > Mary Cloggenstein, you guys?

Winner

Posted by: Nicholas Kronos at February 22, 2013 12:45 PM (m2IdD)

88 MOAR FOURHEAD!!!!

Posted by: Cicero, Semiautomatic Assault Commenter at February 22, 2013 12:45 PM (8ZskC)

89 You know that those cupcakes have like zucchini and bulgur wheat in them, and the frosting is made with Free Trade sugar You Guys.

Posted by: jakeman at February 22, 2013 12:45 PM (96M6e)

90 OFA is promoting cupcakes?

After all Mooch's hard work bullying children about eating sweets?

[insert Rant About Totalitarians #12]

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs an intervention at February 22, 2013 12:45 PM (/kI1Q)

When someone starts kicking in your door, or you hear glass break, make sure you've got some cupcakes at the ready

And ladies? Make sure you have a full bladder. At. All. Times. Also, if a rapist kicks down your door, grab a shotgun, run outside, and fire it off into the air. Nothing scares away rapists like pee, and shotguns.

So sayeth Joe "BooBoo" Biden

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at February 22, 2013 12:45 PM (eyJh9)

92 Cupcake Hag, Writer Hating Kate Middleton Hag ..

Seriously You Guys, does Ace hate us?

Posted by: kbdabear at February 22, 2013 12:45 PM (mCvL4)

She looks so proud, like a toddler who just made boom boom in the training toilet. Or to phrase it in terms of the meme I just don't get

boom-boom you guys

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at February 22, 2013 12:46 PM (RZ8pf)

94
Pancakes Against Pistols!

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 22, 2013 12:46 PM (p/cQy)

95 She's 26.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at February 22, 2013 12:46 PM (QupBk)

96 The Breakfast Cupcake at My Delight. Bacon in the batter. Bacon on top. Pancake syrup. Maple icing. Moar bacon. A pleasant thought when vapid foul-tasting OFA cakes appear.

Posted by: CAC at February 22, 2013 12:46 PM (tnwUK)

97 Now who wouldn't want some lotion-iced pancakes? Iced them myself, with my elbows!

Posted by: Heralder at February 22, 2013 12:46 PM (+xmn4)

98 If you see me smiling like that, it's because I've topped St. Bernard poo with sugar glaze and successfully sold it to Fight Global Warming And Cooling You Guys.

Posted by: t-bird at February 22, 2013 12:46 PM (FcR7P)

99 That's a guy you guys.

Posted by: Tami[/i] at February 22, 2013 12:46 PM (X6akg)

100 Gluten free, you guys

Posted by: FadeToBolivia at February 22, 2013 12:46 PM (YLWpc)

101 That stringy wig cannot conceal Destro's identity; Cobra Commander must be nearby.

Posted by: derit at February 22, 2013 12:46 PM (I88Jc)

102 This is the kind of mutant that made up Ofuckstick's core of support.

Posted by: Cicero, Semiautomatic Assault Commenter at February 22, 2013 12:46 PM (8ZskC)

103 - You see me now the veteran of a thousand cupcake wars, I've been living on the edge so long, Where the winds of limbo roar _ Blue Ã–yster Cupcakes

Posted by: Blue Öyster Cupcakes at February 22, 2013 12:46 PM (J8DGo)

104 They looked more that baked potatoes-the kind in upscale restaurants where they squeeze the insides back into the potatoes to make them look fancier.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 22, 2013 12:46 PM (PxYrx)

105 I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti you guys.

Posted by: Hannibal Lecter at February 22, 2013 12:46 PM (KSjsb)

106 I wouldn't mind jabbing her eyes out with one of those cupcake sticks for subjecting me to her nuclear-grade stupidity.

Posted by: BS Inc. at February 22, 2013 12:46 PM (5dvn/)

107 The more I look at it, the more her weird dead-eyed manface bugs me. It's like staring at the painting of Vigo the Carpathian.

Posted by: weew at February 22, 2013 12:46 PM (ElfHn)

108

Wow listening to a conservative black dude rating about gov bennies in the next room.

Maybe all is not lost.

Posted by: eleven at February 22, 2013 12:46 PM (fsLdt)

109
Berries Against Berettas!

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 22, 2013 12:47 PM (p/cQy)

110 Erg's Mom you guys.

Posted by: dantesed at February 22, 2013 12:47 PM (k16bb)

111 Assault Rifles Are Designed For Only One Thing--Killing, You Guys

Posted by: Warden at February 22, 2013 12:47 PM (HzhBE)

112 #89 just made me lose my shit. ON HER CUPCAKES.

Posted by: maloderous at February 22, 2013 12:47 PM (p2s4o)

113 ranting

Posted by: eleven at February 22, 2013 12:47 PM (fsLdt)

114 Diabetes You Guys

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 22, 2013 12:47 PM (w+Dvf)

115 2 girls 1 cupcake you guys.

Posted by: ol_dirty_/b/tard at February 22, 2013 12:47 PM (KSjsb)

116 I believe that is semen on the top of those cupcakes Posted by: Ben at February 22, 2013 04:38 PM (C2Y4l) Don't be ridiculous. It's a weasel.

Posted by: alexthechick - Chaotic Evil Hobbit. at February 22, 2013 12:47 PM (VtjlW)

117 That's not a forehead you guys it's a fivehead.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 22, 2013 12:47 PM (B/VB5)

118 She's 26.
Posted by: toby928Â©

Liberalism has its toll.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at February 22, 2013 12:47 PM (Ipj15)

119 Bad dye job You Guys

Posted by: Fritz at February 22, 2013 12:48 PM (WM+rJ)

120

"Mary Cloggenstein, you guys?"

OMFG I just pissed myself you guys.

Posted by: Jaws at February 22, 2013 12:48 PM (4I3Uo)

121 These Cupcake Signs Are Made From Recycled Paper You Guys

Posted by: Warden at February 22, 2013 12:48 PM (HzhBE)

122 I bet they are vegan cupcakes.

There's a place here that sells "vegan gluten-free cupcakes."

That's pretty much just raw sugar with a little spinach for color, ain't it?

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs an intervention at February 22, 2013 12:48 PM (/kI1Q)

123 The frosting on those cupcakes looks like torn up paper shreds you guys

Posted by: L, elle at February 22, 2013 12:48 PM (0PiQ4)

124 That's not a forehead...

Posted by: The Octomom at February 22, 2013 12:48 PM (ElfHn)

125 Hey, those are road apple cupcakes you guys! Vegan and gluten free, not to mention sustainable you guys!

Posted by: Museisluse at February 22, 2013 12:48 PM (G4YiV)

126

Undergarments Should Place Comfort First You Guys

Posted by: Warden at February 22, 2013 12:48 PM (HzhBE)

127

That's not a forehead you guys it's a fivehead.That's not a forehead you guys it's a fivehead.

That's a jivehead baby.

Posted by: eleven at February 22, 2013 12:48 PM (fsLdt)

128

Hippies really care you guys

Teachers are the best you guys

So, like, and stuff, you guys

Lt. Gen Crunch Blusterson, Esq You Guys

We hate the military too you guys

RICH WHITE PEOPLE SUCK YOU GUYS

Posted by: Rev dr E buzz at February 22, 2013 12:48 PM (raGXo)

129 I don't understand why a woman like that wants to appear publicly without make-up. She would look really good (serious, you guys!) if she were fixed up. And don't get me started on the hair.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 22, 2013 12:48 PM (C8mVl)

130 I wonder what's on those videos on the top shelf. I'll bet you morons are dying to find out.

Posted by: Cicero, Semiautomatic Assault Commenter at February 22, 2013 12:48 PM (8ZskC)

131 12 They call that icing? I call it a girl that doesn't swallow.

I read the second sentence as "A call girl isn't that shallow" the first time.

Posted by: Shtetl G at February 22, 2013 12:48 PM (FpTMi)

132 The cupcakes are fairtrade soy-natural milk no sugar frosting no fat cupcakes you guys....

Posted by: sven10077 at February 22, 2013 12:48 PM (LRFds)

133 Cyanide-laced cupcakes? Thanks for breaking in. Try one.

Posted by: Craig Poe at February 22, 2013 12:48 PM (BVkEs)

134 The frosting looks like someone tore up toilet paper and mixed it with white glue and smeared it on.

Posted by: I chase him - I bite him at February 22, 2013 12:49 PM (6J6x7)

135 That woman may have been young once, but she was never hot.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 22, 2013 12:49 PM (TOk1P)

136 I wonder if Afghani women bake cupcakes against gun violence?

Posted by: Yeah, Right at February 22, 2013 12:49 PM (N2yhW)

137 You just know she feeds those to her child, who is pale and wan.

Posted by: joncelli at February 22, 2013 12:49 PM (RD7QR)

138 I just notice those built in bookshelves that I would punch a manatee to have and does she put books on them? No, no, she does not. Bannion, the good flamethrower, s'il vous plait.

Posted by: alexthechick - Chaotic Evil Hobbit. at February 22, 2013 12:49 PM (VtjlW)

139 You gays are easily entertained.

Posted by: Bosk at February 22, 2013 12:49 PM (n2K+4)

140 Where are the cupcakes against feral minorities in gangs, you guys?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 22, 2013 12:49 PM (IDSI7)

141 Tastes like shit, but Saving the Planet You Guys!
---
But, the vegan will tell you that 'it tastes just like the real kind, only a lot healthier'. I refuse to take the bait on that one. If I want a cupcake, make it with real eggs, dammit.

Posted by: CUS at February 22, 2013 12:49 PM (84pE9)

142 See ladies, instead of carrying a gun, carry some cupcakes. If you think some guy might rape you just offer him a tasty cupcake instead.

Posted by: Joe Salazar at February 22, 2013 12:49 PM (2jQGY)

143

SOYLENT CUPCAKES YOU GUYS!!!
SOYLENT CUPCAKES YOU GUYS!!!
SOYLENT CUPCAKES YOU GUYS!!!

Posted by: Rev dr E buzz at February 22, 2013 12:49 PM (raGXo)

144 We're sorry, but there are no product labels on those cupcakes. No Calory Count, no Salt Label, no ingridients... and therefore you guys cannot give them away...

Posted by: US FDA at February 22, 2013 12:49 PM (lZBBB)

145 I hat this shit keyboard.

Posted by: eleven at February 22, 2013 12:49 PM (fsLdt)

146 >Woman 'shot' and wounded as she cooks a snack after bullets left in her OVEN explode - You Guys<

Same lady or just her cousin?

http://tinyurl.com/a6wxzpx

Posted by: Marcus at February 22, 2013 12:50 PM (GGCsk)

147 fuck

Posted by: eleven at February 22, 2013 12:50 PM (fsLdt)

148
Foie Gras Against Faux Gestures!

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 22, 2013 12:50 PM (p/cQy)

149 That's no moon you guys.

Posted by: Obi Wan Kenobi at February 22, 2013 12:50 PM (KSjsb)

150 Hillary Clinton with dark hair You Guys.

Posted by: jakeman at February 22, 2013 12:50 PM (96M6e)

151 Colorado state senator Jose Uribarri had this to say the other day;

"Using a gun against a gunman is a bad idea due to the crossfire it creates. You're better off using a ballpoint pen instead"

Warning to Idiots: That was a scripted movie scene. Do not try this at home against a real gunman

Posted by: kbdabear at February 22, 2013 12:50 PM (mCvL4)

152 "Mary Cloggenstein, you guys?"

I picture Mary about 5 times that size

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 22, 2013 12:50 PM (1Jaio)

153 Cupcakes are just an appetizer to the raptors.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at February 22, 2013 12:50 PM (QupBk)

154 It's all well and good to favor gun control when you're armed with poison cupcakes and protected by a bullet-proof brow, and facial expression that would intimidate the late Sun Myung Moon, but what about those of us who look more like we're from earth?

Posted by: Nicholas Kronos at February 22, 2013 12:50 PM (m2IdD)

155

I think the rictus grin sort of unnerves me, especially given the sorry state of those cupcakes. It's like she pumped them full of arsenic, and in her mad insane scramble to have them ready for her "big event" she couldn't ice them properly.

Posted by: Heralder at February 22, 2013 12:50 PM (+xmn4)

156 OMFG I just pissed myself you guys.
---
Well, I was going to go rape you. But forget about it now.

Posted by: CUS at February 22, 2013 12:50 PM (84pE9)

157 Thora Birch shoulda' layed off the drugs...

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at February 22, 2013 12:50 PM (Ipj15)

158 This is what happens when liberal women try to be domestic you guys. Creepy look-a-like doll in the background, too.

Posted by: MoKim at February 22, 2013 12:50 PM (kprEX)

159 If she put on a little makeup, went to a real stylist, and maybe stopped dressing like a teenager, she'd be... ... A SELLOUT TO THE BLAHBLAHBLAH WHATEVER!!!!, you guys

Posted by: weew at February 22, 2013 12:50 PM (ElfHn)

160 There's a manual typewriter in the lower right corner of the photo ... it's there ironically. _

Posted by: BumperStickerist at February 22, 2013 12:50 PM (J8DGo)

161 Serious you guys make me laugh.

Posted by: steevy at February 22, 2013 12:50 PM (dBYCN)

162 I always hear "you guys" in an Eric Cartman voice You Guys

Posted by: Pug Mahon at February 22, 2013 12:50 PM (6rcHp)

163 I could pitch a tent on her forehead you guys. Seriously.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at February 22, 2013 12:51 PM (jucos)

164 Those cupcakes would be great for skeet shooting you guys.

Posted by: Marcus at February 22, 2013 12:51 PM (GGCsk)

165 At last a sensible discussion on gun control:

http://tinyurl.com/y8k3otu

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 22, 2013 12:51 PM (DuH+r)

166

I don't understand why a woman like that wants to appear publicly without make-up. She would look really good (serious, you guys!) if she were fixed up.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 22, 2013 04:48 PM (C8mVl)

She looks fine to me.

Posted by: Steve Wonder at February 22, 2013 12:51 PM (IDSI7)

167 Bob Beckel's Mom you guys.

Posted by: dantesed at February 22, 2013 12:51 PM (k16bb)

168 They're for skeet shooting you guys

Posted by: FadeToBolivia at February 22, 2013 12:51 PM (YLWpc)

169 The frosting looks like someone tore up toilet paper and mixed it with white glue and smeared it on.

That's not vegan.

Posted by: Elmer the Bull at February 22, 2013 12:51 PM (/kI1Q)

170 Are those for target practice? PULL! Um, that would be a yes.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 22, 2013 12:51 PM (GFM2b)

171 I don't understand why a woman like that wants to appear publicly without make-up. She would look really good (serious, you guys!) if she were fixed up.
And don't get me started on the hair.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 22, 2013 04:48 PM (C8mVl)

Make-up is a tool of patriarchal oppression you guys.

Posted by: OFA scrunt at February 22, 2013 12:51 PM (KSjsb)

172 I'd like to push that plate in her fucking face You Guys. (Did I do it right, ace?)

Posted by: Schwalbe: The Me-262© at February 22, 2013 12:51 PM (UU0OF)

173 Mmm, potato skins. Wait, those are cupcakes?

Posted by: Bud Norton at February 22, 2013 12:51 PM (6cOMd)

174 This Is What Your Hair Looks Like When You Use A Low Flow Shower Head You Guys

Posted by: Warden at February 22, 2013 12:51 PM (HzhBE)

175 Cupcake Hag.

Aww yeah.

Posted by: dogfish at February 22, 2013 12:52 PM (N2yhW)

176

BRAIN CAKES YOU GUYS

BRAIN CAKES MAKE ME SMART YOU GUYS

EAT MORE BRAINS BABY BRAINS YOU GUYS!!!!

Posted by: Rev dr E buzz at February 22, 2013 12:52 PM (raGXo)

177 Eleven cupcakes? That's a high-capacity dessert. Why would anyone ever need more than seven cupcakes? Ban assault cupcakes! For the children!

Posted by: BornLib at February 22, 2013 12:52 PM (zpNwC)

178 Not only did i make these wonderful cupcakes to take a stand against gun violence, i'm going to let my illegal maid juanita take one home to her son to show my solidarity with her plight. All my rich, white friends in our book club are going to be like that's just super compassionate you guys.

Posted by: Ms Richwhiteliberaldouchebag at February 22, 2013 12:52 PM (HI6wa)

179 So. Gun control from folks who know nothing about guns, pushed with cupcakes made by folks who know nothing about cupcakes? At least it's consistent...

Posted by: Brother Cavil and his Ampersandsaurus at February 22, 2013 12:52 PM (GBXon)

180 Let me know when we get to free sex against gun violence you girls.

Posted by: Marcus at February 22, 2013 12:52 PM (GGCsk)

181
Offer them corn bread you guys.

Posted by: General Custer at February 22, 2013 12:52 PM (p/cQy)

182 Either to eat the cupcakes or rape her, the gunman would have to be blind.

Posted by: Cicero, Semiautomatic Assault Commenter at February 22, 2013 12:52 PM (8ZskC)

183 Meth Not Even Once, you guys.

Posted by: BumperStickerist at February 22, 2013 12:52 PM (J8DGo)

184

I don't understand why a woman like that wants to appear publicly without make-up. She would look really good (serious, you guys!) if she were fixed up.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 22, 2013 04:48 PM (C8mVl)

Since when is a bag considered makeup?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 22, 2013 12:52 PM (IDSI7)

185 And don't get me started on the hair.

Nothing you can do about female pattern hair loss.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at February 22, 2013 12:52 PM (/kI1Q)

186 It's definitely colors from the Jamaican flag, but I just can't place the dude. Not Marley - no dregs, too skinny to be Marcus. I think it's telling. Can't place it.

Posted by: Penthouse Letters Moron [/i] at February 22, 2013 12:53 PM (feFL6)

187 Have a Good Weekened You Guys.

Posted by: Heralder at February 22, 2013 12:53 PM (+xmn4)

188 155 Colorado state senator Jose Uribarri had this to say the other day;

"Using a gun against a gunman is a bad idea due to the crossfire it creates. You're better off using a ballpoint pen instead"

Warning to Idiots: That was a scripted movie scene. Do not try this at home against a real gunman

Posted by: kbdabear at February 22, 2013 04:50 PM (mCvL4)

Only if you take our course!

Posted by: You Too can be a Ninja! send for $49.95 for our video! at February 22, 2013 12:53 PM (lZBBB)

189 Those are shitty looking cupcakes.

And notice the Obama logo.

Fucking cultists.

It's not enough that they have a mortal god, they fucking want me to worship him too.

Posted by: RoyalOil at February 22, 2013 12:53 PM (VjL9S)

190 Icing looks like fetuccini noodles. No thanks.

Posted by: Schwalbe: The Me-262© at February 22, 2013 12:53 PM (UU0OF)

191 Picture taken from a living room in Battleboro VT?

Posted by: Skookumchuk at February 22, 2013 12:53 PM (x4x3r)

192

Let me know when we get to free sex against gun violence you girls.

You're looking at her.

Go for it!

Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 22, 2013 12:53 PM (IDSI7)

193

CAKES FOR OBAMA YOU GUYS!!

EAT CAKES FOR OBAMA MAKE YOU SMART YOU GUYS!

THESE ARE OBAMA CAKES YOU GUYS!!!

Posted by: Rev dr E buzz at February 22, 2013 12:53 PM (raGXo)

194 183 Cavil,

yeah...one thing you can count on from unenlightened bald apes is for their reach to exceed their grasp absent a healthy sense of humility...

Posted by: sven10077 at February 22, 2013 12:53 PM (LRFds)

195 Yous Guys betta not be making fun of my cupkake.

Posted by: Vinny bagodonuts at February 22, 2013 12:53 PM (6YLIm)

196 Come at me with that cupcake!

Posted by: toby928© for TB at February 22, 2013 12:53 PM (QupBk)

197 Happy Gilmore on TV sucks, you guys.

Posted by: USS Diversity at February 22, 2013 12:54 PM (QLJPW)

198 I thought David Carradine was dead you guys?

Posted by: Bosk at February 22, 2013 12:54 PM (n2K+4)

199 Those are shitty looking cupcakes.
And notice the Obama logo.

Mooch hardest hit. I hope.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at February 22, 2013 12:54 PM (/kI1Q)

200 No talent cupcake hack.

Posted by: NCKate at February 22, 2013 12:54 PM (4FeFx)

201 the cupcakes are poisoned you guys

Posted by: L, elle at February 22, 2013 12:54 PM (0PiQ4)

202

COMMIE CAKES FOR OBAMA YOU GUYS

EAT THESE CAKES THEY ARE GOOD YOU GUYS

THEY WILL MAKE YOU WHOLE YOU GUYS

COMMIE CAKES YOU GUYS

Posted by: Rev dr E buzz at February 22, 2013 12:54 PM (raGXo)

203 196 Jay Guevera,

yeah either that is one dedicated moron or one dedicated bad cupcake cook...

your call you guys

Posted by: sven10077 at February 22, 2013 12:54 PM (LRFds)

204

You know it used to be that pretentious poseurs place BOOKS on their bookshelves in order to signal their superiority, I guess now that they have iPads and Kindles and shit, the signal to superiority is a lack of books on the bookshelf?

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at February 22, 2013 12:54 PM (RZ8pf)

205 For a minute I thought it was pureed cauliflower against gun violence.

Honestly, what is that you guys?

Posted by: Marcus at February 22, 2013 12:54 PM (GGCsk)

206

Oral Sex Demeans Women You Guys

Posted by: Warden at February 22, 2013 12:54 PM (HzhBE)

207 What's with the Obama symbol on there? People really worship him. It's kind of creepy you guys.

Posted by: yinzer at February 22, 2013 12:54 PM (/Mla1)

208 Link to video of CO senator Uribarra actually saying the Nicky Santoro method works;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tg47nIGgjG0

Posted by: kbdabear at February 22, 2013 12:54 PM (mCvL4)

209 The disconcerting part is that OfA apparently had Obamaganda cupcake toppers professionally printed. And then put them on the world's most amateur cupcakes.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 22, 2013 12:54 PM (B/VB5)

210 Poli-grip You Guys

Posted by: Fritz at February 22, 2013 12:54 PM (WM+rJ)

211 I think those care called Vagina Cakes with Yeast Frosting -- Lena's own personal recipe.

Posted by: I chase him - I bite him at February 22, 2013 12:54 PM (6J6x7)

212 Creepy look-a-like doll in the background, too. Posted by: MoKim at February 22, 2013 04:50 PM (kprEX) *sound of George Costanza freaking out*

Posted by: jakeman at February 22, 2013 12:55 PM (96M6e)

213
Who do you suppose is in the Warhol rippoff pic on the shelf behind her? Is that Marx or Stalin?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 22, 2013 12:55 PM (p/cQy)

214 the cake is a lie you guys

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at February 22, 2013 12:55 PM (RZ8pf)

215 Green is not fashionable you guys

Posted by: L, elle at February 22, 2013 12:55 PM (0PiQ4)

216 If that woman's head was on fire I'd just figure there was some big news on the blog.

Posted by: Cicero, Semiautomatic Assault Commenter at February 22, 2013 12:55 PM (8ZskC)

217 Bloomberg is really pissed off they put him in this dilemma. On the one hand, he's thrilled about the gun grabbing. Just ecstatic. He's miffed and even a bit angry about the food choice though. He demands a report on the calories and sugar content of each cupcake before he offers any public support. He really wished she went with the rice cakes against gun violence angle.

Posted by: Dave S. at February 22, 2013 12:55 PM (3R0Zs)

218 the cupcakes are poisoned you guys But they come with your choice of toppings. Which is also poisoned.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at February 22, 2013 12:55 PM (QupBk)

219 Dancing against rape you guys!
http://pjmedia.com/zombie/2013/02/15/1-billion-rising-san-francisco/

Posted by: Lizzy at February 22, 2013 12:55 PM (mQLel)

220 Come at me with that cupcake! Don't cupcake me, bro!

Posted by: rickb223 at February 22, 2013 12:55 PM (GFM2b)

221 WARNING!

This woman's apartment doesn't have a kitchen!

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 22, 2013 12:55 PM (BuSM8)

222

The frosting looks like someone tore up toilet paper and mixed it with white glue and smeared it on.

Well, maybe the first one is from a sheet of toilet paper.

Posted by: Sheryl Crow at February 22, 2013 12:55 PM (IDSI7)

223 202 Bosk,

fuck you win the internet.....

and I'll see you in the hell we're both heading to....

*salute*

Posted by: sven10077 at February 22, 2013 12:55 PM (LRFds)

224 the cupcakes are poisoned you guys

Posted by: L, elle

So is their ideology.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at February 22, 2013 12:55 PM (Ipj15)

225 Haggis cupcakes you guys?

Posted by: Cupcake Hag at February 22, 2013 12:55 PM (m2IdD)

226 When that bitch flies commercial, she has to pay a fee for those eye-bags.

Posted by: USS Diversity at February 22, 2013 12:55 PM (QLJPW)

227 Wait....Is that Janeane Garofalo's mother?

Posted by: Tami[/i] at February 22, 2013 12:55 PM (X6akg)

228 210 Oral Sex Demeans Women You Guys

Huh WUT? You Guys.

Posted by: Muad'dib - Seeker of Beer at February 22, 2013 12:55 PM (KjlbF)

229 Whats with the logo toots, the election is over now. Or is that the replacement logo for the hammer and sickle You Guys?

Posted by: Schwalbe: The Me-262© at February 22, 2013 12:55 PM (UU0OF)

230

DAVID GREGORY ATE THESE CAKES YOU GUYS

THEY ARE FILLED WITH GOODNESS YOU GUYS

A SPECIAL MIXTURE FOR YOU GUYS

TO MAKE YOU WHOLE YOU GUYS

Posted by: Rev dr E buzz at February 22, 2013 12:55 PM (raGXo)

231 She would have been better off using Aging Hags with Receding Hairlines Against Baking you guys.

Posted by: Marcus at February 22, 2013 12:56 PM (GGCsk)

232 NOOD YOU GUYS

Posted by: soothsayerwing plover at February 22, 2013 12:56 PM (oxIUw)

233 "She's 26." OMG. Oh. I assumed she was more like 46. And so I was wondering why a woman who bothers to cover her gray hair doesn't also get a decent cut and style. Oh dear. Or maybe you're kidding about the 26. Her neck looks much older.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 22, 2013 12:56 PM (C8mVl)

234 Posted by: Shtetl G at February 22, 2013 04:48 PM (FpTMi) --------------------------------------------------- How did you get in here?

Posted by: Shecky Hagelowicz You Guys at February 22, 2013 12:56 PM (jucos)

235 Can we make this a demotivational?

"Cupcakes for Rape!"

"You can't have a gun to protect yourself. But here's a cupcake to help you feel better. There's an RU-486 surprise center, too!"

Posted by: RoyalOil at February 22, 2013 12:56 PM (VjL9S)

236 216 ParanoidGirlInSeattle,

the cookies, Darth cookies are real though you guys....

and the lava....

//Darth V

Posted by: sven10077 at February 22, 2013 12:56 PM (LRFds)

237

200 -

We've done baked goods the last nine weeks!

Posted by: BurtTC at February 22, 2013 12:56 PM (TOk1P)

238 She's a slave to the Patriarchy, you guys. Look at her fulfilling all the expected gender roles, betraying her Systers with her hate-cakes. The only redeeming value to them is that she obviously spat on the frosting in a subconscious pseudodefense to get back at the Man. Seriously, you guys, look at that.

Posted by: FeMinister at February 22, 2013 12:56 PM (3ZtZW)

239

SUSTAINABLE CAKES YOU GUYS

REPUBLICANS CAN'T EAT CAKES YOU GUYS

DELICIOUS AND FILLED WITH GOODNESS YOU GUYS

STEP INTO THE LIGHT YOU GUYS

Posted by: Rev dr E buzz at February 22, 2013 12:57 PM (raGXo)

240 Not only did i make these wonderful cupcakes to take a stand against gun violence, i'm going to let my illegal maid juanita take one home to her son to show my solidarity with her plight. All my rich, white friends in our book club are going to be like that's just super compassionate you guys.

Posted by: Ms Richwhiteliberaldouchebag at February 22, 2013 04:52 PM (HI6wa)

It's a check-out-my-expensive-pad-can-I-be-in-your-club photo-op.

Posted by: eleven at February 22, 2013 12:57 PM (fsLdt)

241 That's not a scary doll, that's a Momiji doll. They have a slit in the bottom where you can tuck secret notes.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at February 22, 2013 12:57 PM (RZ8pf)

242 >>>Oral Sex Demeans Women You Guys

Please tell me you weren't you contemplating the deed.

Posted by: Fritz at February 22, 2013 12:57 PM (WM+rJ)

243 202 I thought David Carradine was dead you guys?

Posted by: Bosk at February 22, 2013 04:54 PM (n2K+4)

Nah, I'm still hanging around... you guys....

Posted by: David Carradine at February 22, 2013 12:57 PM (lZBBB)

244 Women In Binders You Guys

Posted by: Warden at February 22, 2013 12:57 PM (HzhBE)

245 That's Jimmy Carter in drag you guys.

Posted by: wth at February 22, 2013 12:58 PM (wAQA5)

246 Organic hemp cupcakes, and the icing is made from I Can't Believe It Isn't Semen.

Posted by: Real Joe at February 22, 2013 12:58 PM (ncLIj)

247 If those are cupcakes, good thing she isn't making bombs in her kitchen.

Posted by: Bernardine Dohrn at February 22, 2013 12:58 PM (8ZskC)

248

"In case of Rape" cupcakes you guys.

Posted by: Bosk at February 22, 2013 12:58 PM (n2K+4)

249 It's the pod people, you guys

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 22, 2013 12:58 PM (1Jaio)

250 THIS is how you win the Cupcake War. http://xrl.us/boiwc7 For reals, you guys.

Posted by: RondinellaMamma at February 22, 2013 12:58 PM (53riN)

251 Why would I want to put a couple of cupcakes into a double barreled shotgun?

Posted by: Craig Poe at February 22, 2013 12:58 PM (BVkEs)

252

"Drop the gun. Keep the canoli."

"No, wait, keep the gun and the canoli, drop the cupcakes."

Posted by: Clemenza at February 22, 2013 12:59 PM (IDSI7)

253 210 Oral Sex Demeans Women You Guys

Posted by: Warden at February 22, 2013 04:54 PM (HzhBE)

And your point is?

Posted by: All the readers of 50 Shades of Grey at February 22, 2013 12:59 PM (lZBBB)

254 What The Fuck Kind Of Broke-Ass Cupcakes Are Those You Guys?!?!

Posted by: DangerGirl - Stop this thing, I want off at February 22, 2013 12:59 PM (GrtrJ)

255 I don' t care what she looks like. Aside from being an Obamaphile she looks like a nice woman . She's smiling anyway. However, the cupcakes look bad.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 22, 2013 12:59 PM (PxYrx)

256 72% Of What Men Make You Guys

Posted by: Warden at February 22, 2013 12:59 PM (HzhBE)

257
IGNORE THE SMALL CURLY HAIRS YOU GUYS

THE FLAVOR IS AMAZING YOU GUYS

EAT MORE CAKES YOU GUYS

Posted by: Rev dr E buzz at February 22, 2013 12:59 PM (raGXo)

258 Rape Whistle You Guys

Posted by: Warden at February 22, 2013 01:00 PM (HzhBE)

259 Just to the left of her weird alien-egg shaped head, there looks to be a picture of Obama....and beneath it, a monkey figurine, and a caveman figurine. She's a closet racist! Also...butt ugly. She looks as if she's been getting fashion and beauty tips from cankles.

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at February 22, 2013 01:00 PM (eyJh9)

260 Do you know how hard it is to bake things in a fucking solar oven You Guys?

Posted by: jakeman at February 22, 2013 01:00 PM (96M6e)

261 They're lace with ipecac you guys.

Posted by: Bosk at February 22, 2013 01:00 PM (n2K+4)

262 Holy crap! So that's what happened to Janeane Garofalo.

Posted by: Darth Randall at February 22, 2013 01:00 PM (mV8sg)

263 Take Back The Night You Guys

Posted by: Warden at February 22, 2013 01:00 PM (HzhBE)

264 On further review, I think those cupcakes are used. They have a slit in the bottom where you can tuck secret notes. ...right. You go with that...

Posted by: Brother Cavil and his Ampersandsaurus at February 22, 2013 01:00 PM (GBXon)

265 Good Lord, look at her stringy neck!

Posted by: Old Turkey at February 22, 2013 01:00 PM (6H6o8)

266 Pickles for Peace!
Glazed Hams for Improved Parking Lots, Roads, and Bridges!

Posted by: fb at February 22, 2013 01:01 PM (JVEmw)

267 Okay ace, go ahead and secure some You Guys domain names.

Posted by: Craig Poe at February 22, 2013 01:01 PM (BVkEs)

268 After looking at that pic my weiner turtled you guys.

Posted by: Bosk at February 22, 2013 01:01 PM (n2K+4)

269

Or maybe you're kidding about the 26.

Maybe it's in dog years.

Posted by: Clemenza at February 22, 2013 01:01 PM (IDSI7)

270 Three weeks into The Reckoning she'll be trying to eat her ethnically-meaningful tribal art collection.

Posted by: Cicero, Semiautomatic Assault Commenter at February 22, 2013 01:01 PM (8ZskC)

271 I don't see arugula in those cupcakes you guys

Posted by: Kevin in ABQ at February 22, 2013 01:02 PM (XrGnJ)

272 Cupcakes against gun violence. #WeDemandAVote

The cupcakes are demanding to vote, you guys?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 22, 2013 01:02 PM (1Jaio)

273 Shit, that was me.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 22, 2013 01:02 PM (IDSI7)

274 Non-gun violence is just fine with her.

Posted by: Chris M at February 22, 2013 01:02 PM (b3vSq)

275 BREAKING NEWS: BAG LADY WITH SHITTY CUPCAKES GUNNED DOWN AT BAKE SALE

Posted by: sans_sheriff at February 22, 2013 01:03 PM (HgwiM)

276 These cupcakes would look tastier decorated with teh banned Valentine hearts You Guys.

Posted by: jakeman at February 22, 2013 01:03 PM (96M6e)

277 You know, if you put those things on a little conveyor belt, they'd make fine targets.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 22, 2013 01:04 PM (IDSI7)

278 Vegan you guys!

Posted by: Nate in New Orleans at February 22, 2013 01:04 PM (lhX9P)

279

Cupcakes?

Really?

REALLY?

Remember "what if they had to hold a bake sale to pay for bombers?"

Sometimes, sometimes I wish something massive would happen to these people.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes..... at February 22, 2013 01:04 PM (RFeQD)

280 280 BREAKING NEWS: BAG LADY WITH SHITTY CUPCAKES GUNNED DOWN AT BAKE SALE

---

Teh funneh.

Posted by: Craig Poe at February 22, 2013 01:04 PM (BVkEs)

281 Nood You Guys.

Posted by: jakeman at February 22, 2013 01:04 PM (96M6e)

282 I guess now that they have iPads and Kindles and shit, the signal to superiority is a lack of books on the bookshelf?

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at February 22, 2013 04:54 PM (RZ8pf)

Well, they want to be sure that as history is re-written, they have immediate access to the latest version of the truth. "Real" books just can't be updated in real time! They do burn quite nicely though!

Posted by: Hrothgar at February 22, 2013 01:04 PM (Cnqmv)

283 Wait, that frosting is white. RAAACCCIIIISSSTTT, you guys.

Posted by: Nate in New Orleans at February 22, 2013 01:05 PM (lhX9P)

284

She's smiling anyway.

It's a gas pain.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 22, 2013 01:05 PM (IDSI7)

285 Hand over the cupcakes, toots, and no one gets hurt.

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie ® at February 22, 2013 01:06 PM (1hM1d)

286 Those cupcakes make me want to go out and shoot something - violently - just to be sure that I don't qualify to get one.

I mean, If I just hit someone with my gun, does that qualify as "gun violence"? It'd save a round...But I really want to avoid those cupcakes. Better play it safe.

Posted by: West at February 22, 2013 01:08 PM (1Rgee)

287 My best guess of the guy in the three panel display behind her head is... Paul Bogle was a Jamaican Baptist deacon and is a National Hero of Jamaica. He was a leader of the 1865 Morant Bay Emancipation Movement, which fought for the freedom of the people from slavery during British rule. He led the Morant Bay rebellion. He was captured and hanged on October 24,1865 in the Morant Bay Court House and executed by the United Kingdom. He is depicted on the heads side of the Jamaican 10 cent coin and two dollar bill. The Paul Bogle High School in the parish of his birth is named after him. Photoshop morph at ~ 70%. Because he looks kinda like Obama adds points. And American slavery circa 2012. But especially American slavery circa 2012.

Posted by: Penthouse Letters Moron [/i] at February 22, 2013 01:08 PM (feFL6)

288 She's not exactly cake girl is she?

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at February 22, 2013 01:08 PM (dvRYt)

289 293 Wonkish Rogue,

my great grandpa made it to 98....so anyway near the end he was ogling ~50ish nurses the way Menendez looks at a nursery you guys.....

so she would have been his "cake girl"

Posted by: sven10077 at February 22, 2013 01:10 PM (LRFds)

290 You know what really steams my ass?

This bitch, this rich bitch by any standard, that rich bitch will whine and moan all day long about how hard she has it and is the type who loves to trap you in a corner and lecture on and on about how evil the rich Republicans are and how only Democrats like her care about he poor.

Fucking bitch.

Worthless bitch never missed a meal a day in her life, never had to choose between dinner and the power bill. Never put $1 in gas because that's all she had left in change.

ON the plus side, the thought that keeps me warm at night is: Stupid bitches like her are the first ones up against the wall when the revolution she keeps agitating for finally comes.

Posted by: RoyalOil at February 22, 2013 01:11 PM (VjL9S)

291 Jizz based frosting you guys.

Posted by: BSKB at February 22, 2013 01:11 PM (4KWOY)

292 I assumed 26 referred to her name in the re-education center--e.g., Cupcake Maker 26.

That woman is post-menopausal.

Posted by: Nicholas Kronos at February 22, 2013 01:12 PM (m2IdD)

293 Of whom are you speaking? We don't really know any of those things about cupcake lady, but I do grant you that there are some liberals who are like that, yes.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 22, 2013 01:13 PM (PxYrx)

294

"WARNING!

This woman's apartment doesn't have a kitchen!"

Then how did she bake the..oh...

Oh my. Dang, dat's nasty.

Posted by: Jaws at February 22, 2013 01:14 PM (4I3Uo)

295
It's definitely colors from the Jamaican flag, but I just can't place the dude. Not Marley - no dregs, too skinny to be Marcus.

I think it's telling. Can't place it.

Posted by: Penthouse Letters Moron at February 22, 2013 04:53 PM (feFL6)

I'm seeing turquoise, red and purple. Artwork kind of looks like a smaller version of the "great writer" artwork on the walls of Barnes & Noble, maybe Borders.

As to the videos behind her ginormous head, the generically-marked cases, plus the fact that there's three shelves full of them leads me to believe that they're university lecture videos. HER lecture videos. $10 says she's a university professor living in Manhattan.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 22, 2013 01:15 PM (TIIx5)

296 Yeah. So. When you look at it, she's advocating more gun control in *New York*. Because it's been WORKING SO WELL, HASN'T IT? Why can't people who want to live in North Korea *go to* North Korea? Why do they have to try to bring it to us?

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] at February 22, 2013 01:15 PM (bxiXv)

297 Them cupcakes uglier than she is. Do you think she's packin'?

Posted by: Dirty Old Man at February 22, 2013 01:16 PM (HRhiG)

298 This reminds my of a rant by some pro-abortion scrunt lambasting some pro-lifers having a bake sale. She stated that the arterial damage done by ingesting a cupcake is more traumatic to a woman's body than an abortion. So, I guess that means we can say that THIS scrunt's cupcakes are like bullets to the arteries, you guys.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke's solid gold diaphragm at February 22, 2013 01:19 PM (7xeJQ)

299 "Of whom are you speaking? We don't really know any of those things about cupcake lady, but I do grant you that there are some liberals who are like that, yes."

Well, we do know that she's posing in front of about 5 grand worth of custom built in shelving. Looks new. Nice hardwood floors, too. Crappy cupcakes, probably made with a very expensive Kitchenaid mixer.

Yeah, she's got it tough.

Moral preening, accompanied by total ineptitude. Man, that's so hot You Guys.

Posted by: West at February 22, 2013 01:21 PM (1Rgee)

300 I'm seeing turquoise, red and purple. Artwork kind of looks like a smaller version of the "great writer" artwork on the walls of Barnes Noble, maybe Borders. I'm sticking with Jamaica colors, they kinda vary in the yellow range. Also, primitive $5 artwork and carvings on the bookshelf also look Caribbean. It's a tell, just wish I could find it.

Posted by: Penthouse Letters Moron [/i] at February 22, 2013 01:21 PM (feFL6)

301 Yeeeucch. Back in the kitchen bitch. Less yappy yappy more cookey cookey.

Posted by: STV at February 22, 2013 01:22 PM (3+gs6)

302 Apparently The Chamberlain from The Dark Crystal learned how to bake. Those cupcakes are made from roast Neborie. Surely we deserve a pic of cake girl as compensation you guys.

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at February 22, 2013 01:22 PM (dvRYt)

303 To her left, is that a picture of Obama in that frame? WTF? Off to make real cupcakes, in protest of those shit bricks she claims are cupcakes.

Posted by: Ms. Michigan at February 22, 2013 01:32 PM (DJp+r)

304 Every time I look at that hideous face, I just want to fire her. Just terminate her employment with verve and style. I see her, and I see an empty cubicle that is dying to be set free. Her face should be unemployed forever. "She deserves to be poor," her face says to me, "..Make her poor, fire her and laugh." If anyone is employing her - can you fire her and then come back her and tell us how it feels. Spend a few months collating your thoughts before you rehire her. But yeah, fire her ass.

Posted by: Inspector Asshole at February 22, 2013 01:33 PM (ovaQa)

305 That Commie Fagot "O" symbol makes a perfect bullseye.

Posted by: Strife at February 22, 2013 01:44 PM (z3Lez)

306 Vegan/Gluten free cupcakes for sure.

Yuck

Posted by: HoboJerky, now with 45% more DOOM! at February 22, 2013 01:44 PM (xAtAj)

307 I don't know'. I have some custom shelving put in 30 years ago and hardwood floors and there have been times recently when I've had to scrape change up from the floor of the car to pay for gas (Spouse has been downsized and working a lousy job for two years) so I don't know if you can go from photos. The problem is if she thinks Obama is the faux messiah.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 22, 2013 01:46 PM (PxYrx)

308 P.S. I didn't say she didn't have it tough. Nobody can tell from the photo if she's never had it tough.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 22, 2013 01:48 PM (PxYrx)

309 I think she got the design for the cupcakes from looking in the mirror at her turkey neck. Liberals (more than conservatives) think the Botox look, coupled with a wrinkly neck and other extremities, makes them look young.

Posted by: Resist We Much at February 22, 2013 01:51 PM (y5bPZ)

310 We're all more likely to be poisoned by liberal cupcakes than by conservative hillbillies with guns.

Posted by: whobewut at February 22, 2013 02:03 PM (W5c4e)

311 Point Laugh Drinking is optional. but suggested....

Posted by: backhoe at February 22, 2013 02:19 PM (ULH4o)

312 If she was hot I'd offer to fill those cupcakes for her with some special "sauce" but as it is... nothin'. I got nothin'.

Posted by: Dang at February 22, 2013 02:21 PM (R18D0)

313 I am a baker, and those cupcakes look shitty to me. She should be embarrassed by the product she has turned out. For real.

Posted by: 'Ette in training at February 22, 2013 02:22 PM (zvxqj)

314 And what the fuck is she smiling about? People died, you heartless BITCH!

But cupcakes!

BITCH!!!

Posted by: Dang at February 22, 2013 02:22 PM (R18D0)

315 Diabetes kills more people than guns, BITCH!!!

Posted by: Dang at February 22, 2013 02:25 PM (R18D0)

316 Eleven? Who the FUCK makes ELEVEN cupcakes?!? WHERE'S THE TWELFTH CUPCAKE, BITCH?!!!

Posted by: Dang at February 22, 2013 02:27 PM (R18D0)

317 Cupcakes? They looked more like badly made potato skins to me...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at February 22, 2013 02:27 PM (Jcd0S)

318 Glad i wasn't the only person who thought they looked like potato skins. ;^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 22, 2013 02:42 PM (PxYrx)

319 Liberal women don't like to cook, because it's all "demeaning" and stuff. Only those stupid conservative women will stay in the kitchen and bake cookies and cupcakes (see Clinton, Hilary, 1992 Pres campaign for her husband). So they get extra points for doing something demeaning, that will push the message of peace. And yes, those are some shitty looking cupcakes. She put absolutely no effort into them, but still looks like she has done you a favor by making them.

Posted by: moki at February 22, 2013 02:52 PM (SdetR)

320 Wow, they look so pitiful that at least you know she didn't cheat and buy them at the grocery story. How does anyone manage to mess up making cupcakes? It's not rocket science for pete's sake.

Posted by: I'd rather be surfin at February 22, 2013 03:04 PM (g5wi5)

321 The twelveth cupcake was fed to her pet parakeet, SueeSoo, who promptly fell over dead.

Posted by: I'd rather be surfin at February 22, 2013 03:08 PM (g5wi5)

322 Have you tried to buy a cupcake lately? Even if you find any on the shelf the price has quadrupled since the discussion of the cupcake ban. Obama sucks.

Posted by: UncleZeb at February 22, 2013 03:23 PM (Nvirt)

323 She's proud of those cupcakes? Those are really unattractive cupcakes.

Posted by: Sarahw at February 22, 2013 03:29 PM (LYwCh)

324 Hmm ... My sensitive NYC Bitchdar says this to be your Upscale Brooklyn Bee ach (Park Slope probably) judging by the finished basement, inufferable Social Justice grin and the clothes... She (of 60 or more years) is wearing the ubiquitous Brooklyn hipster-douche sweatie/hoodie, which would be a bit out of place in your typical Upper West Side Upscale Bee ach, and certainly for your Upper East Siders (who generally don't go for Social Justice crapcakes either). By the way, WTF happened to dressing your age? You shouldn't be going for the Nickelodean thing when you've already had at least one hip replaced.

Posted by: NYC Parent at February 22, 2013 03:33 PM (8GA+4)

325 Liberal women don't like to cook
Posted by: moki

Actually they try to cook now because being a foodie (snob) is chic. But they fuck it all up with hummus and shit.

Posted by: Dang at February 22, 2013 03:34 PM (R18D0)

326 Posted by: NYC Parent

Yeah. All that "oh-so-primitive" Pier 1 bullshit on her shelves is making me want to shit worms and blood.

Posted by: Dang at February 22, 2013 03:36 PM (R18D0)

327 Everything that can go wrong with a cupcake went wrong with those cupcales, you guys. The batter was over mixed and cooked at too low a temp with bad baking powder. The tops are spread and flat. She iced them when they were warm or deliberately decided to make them as disgusting and messy as possible. I bet they are heavy as rocks and burnt in the bottom.

Posted by: Sarahw at February 22, 2013 03:39 PM (LYwCh)

328 T hose are some sad looking cupcakes.

Posted by: Ron at February 22, 2013 03:41 PM (01h/7)

329 Forget the crappy cupcakes. Just look at her appearance. She looks like a retarded Hillary Clinton with a pencil neck and receding hairline. You Guys.

Posted by: Slappy at February 22, 2013 04:17 PM (LTbLf)

330 FenelonSpoke - you are clearly a more forgiving, reasonable person than I, and you do yourself credit by being so charitable, or at least not judgmental, in thought. Really. I try to keep the Zen balance thing going and most times succeed, but I do fall off every once in a while. I don't know this woman fer shit, I know, but the fact that we all know (Just as a ferinstance) that we incarcerate our border guards for shooting murderous repeat offender border jumpers, yet this woman is probably reading the ten-thousandth email gushing about her 'bravery' just pisses me off.

Me? I live in a blue state, and am surrounded by pricks who do this shit all day. "Look! I made cupcakes against gun violence and am therefore a better person than anyone who wishes our citizens to have guns so they can kill children just to watch them DIE!"

Or. "I Recycle, so that makes me a better person than you!" (even though everybody recycles here, they go through your garbage at the dump ferchristsake).

Or, just in general, "I love/give to/volunteer for (Insert cause here), it's just so fulfilling to give something back by (insert meaningless gesture here)"

How's about people who shave themselves bald to fundraise - "Look at me, Look at me!" Screw you, it'll grow back. you wanna impress me with self-mutilation, cut a f-in ear off, then I'll throw you a fiver.

It just goes on and on, and every once in a while you have to blow off some steam.

Posted by: West at February 22, 2013 05:10 PM (f9hrr)

331 It puts the lotion on its cupcakes.

Posted by: Hannibal Baker at February 22, 2013 05:29 PM (NaNKB)

332 <335 Forget the crappy cupcakes. Just look at her appearance. She looks like a retarded Hillary Clinton with a pencil neck and receding hairline. You Guys.

Posted by: Slappy at February 22, 2013 08:17 PM (LTbLf)>

uhm "retarded Hillary Clinton" is a redundant term.....

Posted by: Strife at February 22, 2013 05:57 PM (ntNJz)

333 I swear to God she iced those fucking turd cakes with fettuccine Alfredo.

WTF?

Posted by: Strife at February 22, 2013 06:02 PM (ntNJz)

334

Maggie Gyllenhaal you guys

Oppressive cupcakes you guys - white on black, time for the gun rack

No justice, no cupcakes! you guys!

Posted by: jk76 at February 22, 2013 06:28 PM (VKkox)

335 Not cupcakes, but cowpies.

Posted by: tired at February 22, 2013 09:22 PM (adOUE)