May 21, 2013

Markos: Damn, I Gots T' Tap S.E. Cupp's Fine Ass!
— Ace

Uh huh.

And I'm 14th level Druid!!!! I cast Fire Seeds !!!

Pew-pew! Pew-pew-pew!

(Safe link to Daily Caller.)


* Corrected! It's not Markos. It's some other Shemp who has the ability to post on his blog.

Sorry, I thought it was Markos.

Though, now that I think about it, that makes zero sense, eh?

Posted by: Ace at 10:37 AM | Comments (208)
Post contains 77 words, total size 1 kb.

1  I tapped that.

Posted by: Will Folks at May 21, 2013 10:39 AM (JhmSt)

2 Correction:  it's not Markos, it's some other libtard asshole diarist saying he wants to hate fuck SE Cupp.


Posted by: EC at May 21, 2013 10:39 AM (GQ8sn)

3 foist?

Posted by: saar at May 21, 2013 10:39 AM (ryT1J)

4

Oh, it wasn't a hate-fuck. 

 

Sacred honor compels me to leave it at that, though.

Posted by: Will Folks at May 21, 2013 10:40 AM (JhmSt)

5 Microsoft's stock drops 0.68% after Xbox reveal today, Nintendo's jumps 2.28%  That could have gone better for Microsoft, huh?

Posted by: Rory at May 21, 2013 10:40 AM (IL9gH)

6 Ace, you seem to be implying that this Markos fellow is un-serious.

Posted by: fluffy at May 21, 2013 10:40 AM (5XiGv)

7 From what I've been told, when Markos holds a grudge, it's usually between his ass cheeks.

Posted by: Fritz at May 21, 2013 10:41 AM (UzPAd)

8 I would have thought Markos "Fuck 'Em" Moulitsas would prefer an ass with a lot more hair on it.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 21, 2013 10:41 AM (8ZskC)

9 Who cares? Cupp is a retard who drools on MSNBC. If she can't take incoming fire regardless of whether it targets her gender or not, get off television and go make me a sammich.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 21, 2013 10:41 AM (V1ZIU)

10 War Against Womenz!!!

Posted by: RoyalOil at May 21, 2013 10:41 AM (VjL9S)

11 C'mon.

In all fairness we say the same stuff about lefty women here and at other blogs all the time."I'd still hit it"; "I'd tap that", etc.

Are we really going to act like the lefties?

I suppose we could play "Alinsky rules" on them and point out their constant and unending rank hypocrisy in their pc bullshit.

Posted by: Monkeytoe at May 21, 2013 10:42 AM (sOx93)

12
There's a big difference between "tapping" and "hate-fucking". If it was just "tapping", I'd say I can't fault him TOO much.



Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 21, 2013 10:42 AM (TIIx5)

13 Pretty bold talk for a four foot gay guy.

Posted by: toby928 goes laconic at May 21, 2013 10:42 AM (evdj2)

14 Who cares? Cupp is a retard who drools on MSNBC. If she can't take incoming fire regardless of whether it targets her gender or not, get off television and go make me a sammich.


Well, it would be an issue if ace were to say he wanted to hate fuck some lefty female blogger.  Because...sexism.   That's why.

Posted by: EC at May 21, 2013 10:42 AM (GQ8sn)

15 "S.E. Cupp" is actually pronounced, "C Cup"

Coincidence?  I think not.

Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i][/u][/s][/b] at May 21, 2013 10:42 AM (sbV1u)

16 I'm number 6 in a SERIES of CLONES

Posted by: Bigby the Troubleshooter at May 21, 2013 10:43 AM (3ZtZW)

17 What is it with lefties and grudge-fucking? Do they think it gives them tough-guy cred to talk about it or is that the only sex they're capable of having?

Posted by: joncellius decimator at May 21, 2013 10:43 AM (RD7QR)

18

The woman-supporting, pro-feminist Left sure seems awfully big on the concept of the "hate f***". 

Of course, thier brains rationalize it by defining the Right as non-persons.  It's pretty chilling, really. 

Posted by: ZBBMcFate at May 21, 2013 10:43 AM (Hj9yW)

19

Cupp is a retard who drools on MSNBC.

 

 

I wouldn't kick her out of the treestand for drooling on me.

 

Posted by: garrett at May 21, 2013 10:43 AM (JhmSt)

20

Whut ?!

Didn't known that soy-marinated, metro betaboi prog-weenies knew about the bop.

Wussies and actual real sex with attractive women ?  Never heard of it

Posted by: Charlie Gibson at May 21, 2013 10:43 AM (tWw6M)

21 Can we please get back to the new Xbox Uno?

Posted by: Yip at May 21, 2013 10:43 AM (/jHWN)

22

Is this new?  Didn't we see this not so long ago with Hustler or was that supposed to be done away with by the new civility?

Posted by: Austin in TX at May 21, 2013 10:44 AM (lKVc4)

23 5 Microsoft's stock drops 0.68% after Xbox reveal today, Nintendo's jumps 2.28% That could have gone better for Microsoft, huh? Posted by: Rory at May 21, 2013 02:40 PM (IL9gH) Oh that's probably going to get The Dudes panties all up in a bunch.

Posted by: Buzzion at May 21, 2013 10:44 AM (+f6n6)

24 16 "S.E. Cupp" is actually pronounced, "C Cup" Coincidence? I think not. Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 21, 2013 02:42 PM (sbV1u) I dunno, but I'm pretty sure it's inaccurate.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at May 21, 2013 10:44 AM (da5Wo)

25
"S.E. Cupp" is actually pronounced, "C Cup"

Coincidence? I think not.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 21, 2013 02:42 PM (sbV1u)










I rather suspect that she's bigger than a C cup.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 21, 2013 10:44 AM (TIIx5)

26 the same stuff about lefty women here and at other blogs all the time."I'd still hit it"; "I'd tap that", etc.
---
C'mon.  Name three libtard womyns that are hittable.  And actresses don't count.

Posted by: CUS at May 21, 2013 10:44 AM (84pE9)

27 Cupp is a conservative like tofu is meat.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at May 21, 2013 10:44 AM (dwArK)

28 Eh, unsurprising.

In all fairness, the comments at DK are unanimous in demanding the note be taken down...and the comments are from yesterday.

And yet it's still up.

Posted by: Michael at May 21, 2013 10:44 AM (Y/HG5)

29 And when was the last time anyone here said they wanted to hate fuck a lefty female blogger/MSNBC host?

Posted by: EC at May 21, 2013 10:44 AM (GQ8sn)

30 Microsoft's stock drops 0.68% after Xbox reveal today,


It would have been worse if they stuck with the original name choice, iXbox.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 21, 2013 10:45 AM (8ZskC)

31 I rolled 72 on the RANDOM HARLOT TABLE you guys

Posted by: Bigby the Troubleshooter at May 21, 2013 10:45 AM (3ZtZW)

32 Yeah, not Markos.  We all know Markos would want to hate f@!k Hannity, anyway.

Posted by: Duh! at May 21, 2013 10:45 AM (Zs83Q)

33 Binders full of Hate.

Posted by: dfbaskwill at May 21, 2013 10:45 AM (71LDo)

34 That's okay sweetheart, I want to "grudge fuck" your skull with a tire iron, so I can understand where you're coming from.

Posted by: Heralder at May 21, 2013 10:45 AM (+xmn4)

35
Homos always had a thing for Cher too.  Just sayin.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 21, 2013 10:45 AM (jKWYf)

36 Lame attempt to intimidate and suppress unwanted ideas.

Posted by: Woody at May 21, 2013 10:45 AM (07RHD)

37
In fairness, she does indeed have a fine ass.

Posted by: Wodeshed at May 21, 2013 10:45 AM (a9L+B)

38 Si, Cupp.

Posted by: Undocumented Misogynist at May 21, 2013 10:45 AM (JhmSt)

39 Ah, the old grudge fuck insult.  Usually given by guys who in reality would stare at a vagina like a monkey trying to figure out a EKG machine.

Posted by: B at May 21, 2013 10:46 AM (VC56G)

40 * Corrected! It's not Markos. It's some other Shemp who has the ability to post on his blog.

I thought any user could post on their own diary page. I don't think that screenshot is the site's front page.

Posted by: red sweater at May 21, 2013 10:46 AM (oATMN)

41 Wait.. there's hetero's over at Daily Kooks???

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at May 21, 2013 10:46 AM (f9c2L)

42 In fairness, she does indeed have a fine ass. I need to inspect the top of her head.

Posted by: toby928 goes laconic at May 21, 2013 10:46 AM (evdj2)

43 To be fair, it wasn't Markos.  It was one of the no-name "diarists" on his site.  Pretty much anybody can post anything they want over there.

Posted by: BNJ at May 21, 2013 10:46 AM (YCwn0)

44 It's just going to turn out that SE Cupp posted that herself.

Posted by: RWC at May 21, 2013 10:47 AM (fWAjv)

45 I rather suspect that she's bigger than a C cup. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 21, 2013 02:44 PM (TIIx5)

Trust me.  

I'm an expert.

Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i][/u][/s][/b] at May 21, 2013 10:47 AM (sbV1u)

46

  Hardly any unemployed and under-employed youts are rushing out to buy new 400 dollar Xboxes??

 

  Why, it's almost like the economy isn't doing very well right now....

  ....but I know that's not true, 'cause the leftist media talking heads and the democrats in office consistently tell me that the economy is doing great under the leadership of Obama.

 

 

 

Posted by: Some Guy in Wisconsin at May 21, 2013 10:47 AM (LMtDw)

47
Dear Diary,

Today I again subverted the democratic process.

Posted by: IRS KOS contributor at May 21, 2013 10:47 AM (a9L+B)

48 S.E. Cupp Boots http://tinyurl.com/ktfpxsb Stockings http://tinyurl.com/l6q5kzx Self fondling http://tinyurl.com/lk8y257

Posted by: BCochran1981 at May 21, 2013 10:47 AM (da5Wo)

49 Let's pretend it was Markos, applying the Fake But Accurate principle.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 21, 2013 10:48 AM (8ZskC)

50

Name three libtard womyns that are hittable.

 

 

Hillary Clinton

Kathleen Sebelius

and Nancy Pelosi

Oh, who am I kidding?   They're ALL hittable!

Posted by: Ike Turner at May 21, 2013 10:48 AM (JhmSt)

51 42 Wait.. there's hetero's over at Daily Kooks???

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at May 21, 2013 02:46 PM (f9c2L)


That would be news. But is it still hetero when it comes from a girly-man?

Posted by: red sweater at May 21, 2013 10:48 AM (oATMN)

52 I need to inspect the top of her head. Posted by: toby928 goes laconic at May 21, 2013 02:46 PM (evdj2)

Does it have a flat spot?

Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i][/u][/s][/b] at May 21, 2013 10:48 AM (sbV1u)

53 Kos still exists?

Posted by: MaxMBJ at May 21, 2013 10:48 AM (deaac)

54

I do not understand the whole "hate-fuck" thing.     I do not enjoy spending time with things and/or people I hate.        If I wanted to    have angry sex with people I can't stand I'd go back to college and screw a     Journalism     major.  

 

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/i][/b][/s][/u] at May 21, 2013 10:48 AM (4df7R)

55 What are you implying, Ace? That Kos is light in his loafer?

Posted by: Waldo at May 21, 2013 10:49 AM (w+oEo)

56 Dear Penthouse Letters.  I never thought I'd be writing this, but it actually happened to me....

Posted by: Yip at May 21, 2013 10:49 AM (/jHWN)

57 I'd say they deserve some sort of condemnation or consequences but then they're the Daily Kos.

And at the end, isn't that punishment enough?

Posted by: RoyalOil at May 21, 2013 10:49 AM (VjL9S)

58

Name three libtard womyns that are hittable.

 

 

Daryrl Hannah

Daryl Hannah

and Daryl  Hannah

Posted by: Jackson Browne at May 21, 2013 10:49 AM (JhmSt)

59 Why, it's almost like the economy isn't doing very well right now....
....but I know that's not true, 'cause the leftist media talking headsand the democrats in officeconsistently tell me that the economy is doing great under the leadership of Obama.


Posted by: Some Guy in Wisconsin at May 21, 2013 02:47 PM (LMtDw)


ESPN just announced that they are cutting 400 jobs. Some already got laid off this morning.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at May 21, 2013 10:49 AM (b9K4P)

60 55 I do not understand the whole "hate-fuck" thing. I do not enjoy spending time with things and/or people I hate. If I wanted to have angry sex with people I can't stand I'd go back to college and screw a Journalism major. Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at May 21, 2013 02:48 PM (4df7R) Sex is generally about one of two things: pleasure or power. Grudge/hate fuck is about the latter.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at May 21, 2013 10:50 AM (da5Wo)

61 Kos talks like a fag and his shit's all retarded.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 21, 2013 10:50 AM (8ZskC)

62 Damn, it's hard to type Daryl Hannah three times, fast.

Posted by: garrett at May 21, 2013 10:50 AM (JhmSt)

63 55 I do not understand the whole "hate-fuck" thing.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at May 21, 2013 02:48 PM (4df7R)

-----------------

What's important to understand is that it's not "rape-rape".

Posted by: Michael at May 21, 2013 10:50 AM (Y/HG5)

64 I do not understand the whole "hate-fuck" thing. I do not enjoy spending time with things and/or people I hate. If I wanted to have angry sex with people I can't stand I'd go back to college and screw a Journalism major.


Two things:

1.  Try substituting "rape" for "hate-fuck" and you'll see where they're coming from.


2.  A lot of morons are going to suddenly come out and say they were journalism majors in college.



Posted by: EC at May 21, 2013 10:50 AM (GQ8sn)

65 If I wanted to have angry sex with people I can't stand I'd go back to college and screw a Journalism major.  Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at May 21, 2013 02:48 PM (4df7R)

Or a government employee?

.....


(oh please, oh please, oh please....)

Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i][/u][/s][/b] at May 21, 2013 10:50 AM (sbV1u)

66 Daily Kos Poster: Damn, I Gots T' Tap S.E. Cupp's Fine Ass!

 

And by "tap," he means whacking his limp dick against the chipped, greasy screen of the 10" Zenith with the rabbit ears that his latest "uncle" left as a gift for Mom.  For services rendered.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 21, 2013 10:50 AM (zF6Iw)

67 55 I do not understand the whole "hate-fuck" thing. I do not enjoy spending time with things and/or people I hate. If I wanted to have angry sex with people I can't stand I'd go back to college and screw a Journalism major.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at May 21, 2013 02:48 PM
---------------------------

I always thought it just designated someone you disagree with, but is hot.

Posted by: irright at May 21, 2013 10:50 AM (8GKDa)

68 Markos is  a  peanut  hole kinda guy.

Posted by: eleven at May 21, 2013 10:51 AM (KXm42)

69 All this talk about S.E. Cupp makes me miss Cake Girl.  A lot.

Posted by: Muad'dib at May 21, 2013 10:51 AM (KjlbF)

70 Name three libtard womyns that are hittable.

Candy Crowley
Candy Crowley
Candy Crowley

Okay, I lied, she's actually four womyn.

Posted by: red sweater at May 21, 2013 10:51 AM (oATMN)

71 Sex is generally about one of two things: pleasure or power.

Grudge/hate fuck is about the latter.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at May 21, 2013 02:50 PM (da5Wo)


Rape is the latter also....

Posted by: Tami[/i][/b][/u][/s] at May 21, 2013 10:51 AM (X6akg)

72
We need to bring SE Cupp out of the shadows or something.

Posted by: F'ing Marco Rubio at May 21, 2013 10:51 AM (jKWYf)

73 Kos Kiddie isn't the sharpest knife in the drawer: Republicans and the rich love to go about how devastating an effect raising our minimum wage would be, or even having one for that matter. They say the cause of raising the minimum wage would have the effect of businesses not hiring people. I call bullshit on this. The one and only thing that determines whether a business hires people or not is if they have a need for more help based on the business they are doing. If business is good they will hire people even if they have to pay $2 an hour more. If people are making more money they will have more money to spend and businesses will be doing good so they will have to hire people who will be making more money...you get the idea. Why don't Republicans? Let's give them 10,000 an hour!

Posted by: RWC at May 21, 2013 10:51 AM (fWAjv)

74 Grudge/hate fuck is about the latter.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at May 21, 2013 02:50 PM (da5Wo)

 

True.

 

But then you've got two people jockeying for power in about the messiest way possible outside of actual combat.

 

Meh.   *dismissive handwave*      

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/i][/b][/s][/u] at May 21, 2013 10:51 AM (4df7R)

75 Sex is generally about one of two things: pleasure or power.

Grudge/hate fuck is about the latter.


-----------

Actually, I've always heard power is what rape is about.

So wouldn't that make hate/grudge-fucking, oh, I don't know...rape?

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Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes C'est Magnifique at May 21, 2013 10:51 AM (kXoT0)

77 ESPN layoffs.. bawahahaaaa...   finally!  Sooo they probably can focus even more on theEast Coast and California Sports awesomeness especially the NBA . 

Posted by: Yip at May 21, 2013 10:51 AM (/jHWN)

78 Damn, it's hard to type Daryl Hannah three times, fast. If you succeed, will she appear?

Posted by: toby928 goes laconic at May 21, 2013 10:51 AM (evdj2)

79 Rape is the latter also.... Posted by: Tami at May 21, 2013 02:51 PM (X6akg) True. But the two are certainly distinguished by consent.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at May 21, 2013 10:52 AM (da5Wo)

80 Sex is generally about one of two things: pleasure or power. Grudge/hate fuck is about the latter. Posted by: BCochran1981 at May 21, 2013 02:50 PM (da5Wo)

Tune in tomorrow on WITE Radio at 3 for Sex Talk with Dr. Cochran.  Dr. Cochran's guest tomorrow will be Helen Thomas

W-I-T-E Radio...all white, all the time.

Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i][/u][/s][/b] at May 21, 2013 10:52 AM (sbV1u)

81 "71 Name three libtard womyns that are hittable. Candy Crowley Candy Crowley Candy Crowley Okay, I lied, she's actually four womyn" Aren't you forgetting someone?

Posted by: Helen Thomas at May 21, 2013 10:52 AM (deaac)

82 Ah, the old grudge fuck insult. It's rape. In fact, I never understood the whole "rape is a crime of violence" thing until I heard liberal men talk about "hate fucking".

Posted by: AmishDude at May 21, 2013 10:52 AM (T0NGe)

83 I'd hammer S.E. Cupp like a roofer trying to finish a job before a thunderstorm.

Posted by: polynikes at May 21, 2013 10:52 AM (m2CN7)

84 I'll take 1970's Cheryl Ladd for $500 Alex...

Posted by: Yip at May 21, 2013 10:52 AM (/jHWN)

85

>>>I do not understand the whole "hate-fuck" thing

 

Once you accept the neopuritanical premise that "all heterosexual sex is rape" then the sublimation of rape fantasies into non-terms like "hate fuck" become sensible. IOW, haha I'm talking actual rape-rape but at least its not in the context of a loving relationship so its all good.

Posted by: Bigby the Troubleshooter at May 21, 2013 10:53 AM (3ZtZW)

86

C-cups?

 

I volunteer to investigate.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at May 21, 2013 10:53 AM (+z4pE)

87

Name three libtard womyns that are hittable.

 

Can I count Morgan Fairchild and her boobehs as three?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 21, 2013 10:53 AM (zF6Iw)

88 ".. you said rape twice.  I like rape"

Posted by: Blazzing Saddles Questionare at May 21, 2013 10:53 AM (/jHWN)

89 Adam Schefter ‏@AdamSchefter San Francisco/Santa Clara snags Super Bowl L

Posted by: Jones in CO at May 21, 2013 10:53 AM (8sCoq)

90

Name three libtard womyns that are hittable

 

Hillary Clinton

Nancy    Pelosi

Sheila Jackson Lee

 

*cracking knuckles*   There, I named them.       When do I get to start    hitting?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/i][/b][/s][/u] at May 21, 2013 10:54 AM (4df7R)

91 Obligatory - http://youtu.be/7EFd32lQtJM (NSFW language) Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 21, 2013 02:41 PM (V1ZIU) Soooooo. Outspoken conservative women deserve to be raped? Because I'm not precisely on board with that. For those of you who may not have clicked through, it's not tapping, it's hatefucking. Or, you know, rape. Hate fucking is what happens between you and your sort of ex. Between you and a stranger? Yeah, that's something else entirely. Now, I'm in the camp of boring misogyny is boring but let us not pretend for a second this is oh I'd tap that. This is straight up rape fantasizing.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Mmmm. Blondies. at May 21, 2013 10:54 AM (VtjlW)

92 Kos Kiddie isn't the sharpest knife in the drawer:

Republicans and the rich love to go about how devastating an effect raising our minimum wage would be, or even having one for that matter. They say the cause of raising the minimum wage would have the effect of businesses not hiring people. I call bullshit on this. The one and only thing that determines whether a business hires people or not is if they have a need for more help based on the business they are doing. If business is good they will hire people even if they have to pay $2 an hour more. If people are making more money they will have more money to spend and businesses will be doing good so they will have to hire people who will be making more money...you get the idea. Why don't Republicans?

Let's give them 10,000 an hour!




What could go wrong?

Posted by: EC at May 21, 2013 10:54 AM (GQ8sn)

93 If I make public statements about what I would do to another women, my wife gives me that look and snickers. Such is life

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 21, 2013 10:54 AM (9Bj8R)

94 Progs have a weird fascination with sex as power. It goes from hate-fucks to simulated rape. Sex to progs is all about power and victimhood, you're either in one category or the other.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at May 21, 2013 10:54 AM (b9K4P)

95 79 Damn, it's hard to type Daryl Hannah three times, fast.

If you succeed, will she appear? Posted by: toby928 goes laconic at May 21, 2013 02:51 PM
-----------------------------------------------------------

Wait, the young one or the one we've got now:
http://www.listal.com/viewimage/4325124h

Posted by: irright at May 21, 2013 10:54 AM (8GKDa)

Posted by: J Rosen Berg at May 21, 2013 10:55 AM (1lQzY)

97 *cracking knuckles* There, I named them. When do I get to start hitting? Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at May 21, 2013 02:54 PM (4df7R)

Your Louisville Slugger, m'lady

Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i][/u][/s][/b] at May 21, 2013 10:55 AM (sbV1u)

98 74 Kos Kiddie isn't the sharpest knife in the drawer:
<deleted sippy cup dribble from Kos>

Math is totally for losers.



Posted by: B at May 21, 2013 10:55 AM (VC56G)

99 Indeed, what could go worng?

Posted by: toby928 goes laconic at May 21, 2013 10:55 AM (evdj2)

100 We can give two million federal workers minimum wage!  We can shut down the military!  Occupie Wall Street R home owners! We are idiots!!!

Posted by: KozKidz at May 21, 2013 10:55 AM (2iU3x)

101 Pew, pew. Oh, and a wizard is never late, a wizard is never early, etc., etc.

Posted by: "Gandolf" at May 21, 2013 10:55 AM (zMzEL)

102 No one has mentioned the Cherokee Senator???    I'd hit that..  hard... like with anger of a white man  ,...   where do I turn myself in for this?

Posted by: Yip at May 21, 2013 10:55 AM (/jHWN)

103 I'd hammer S.E. Cupp like a roofer trying to finish a job before a thunderstorm.

Posted by: polynikes at May 21, 2013 02:52 PM (m2CN7)

 

This is why I love this place.

 

 

Or a government employee?

 

Perv!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/i][/b][/s][/u] at May 21, 2013 10:55 AM (4df7R)

104 I've also found that liberal women have a lot of rape fantasies.

Posted by: AmishDude at May 21, 2013 10:55 AM (T0NGe)

105 "Hillary Clinton Nancy Pelosi Sheila Jackson Lee *cracking knuckles* There, I named them. When do I get to start hitting?" I see what you did there. All arguments begin with defining the terms.

Posted by: MaxMBJ at May 21, 2013 10:55 AM (deaac)

106 U.S. officials say they have identified five men they believe might be behind the attack on the diplomatic mission in Benghazi, Libya, last year. The officials say they have enough evidence to justify seizing them by military force as suspected terrorists, but not enough proof to try them in a U.S. civilian court as the Obama administration prefers. So the officials say the men remain at large while the FBI gathers more evidence. The decision not to seize the men militarily underscores the White HouseÂ’s aim to move away from hunting terrorists as enemy combatants and toward trying them as criminals in a civilian justice system. And how'd that work pre 9/11?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 21, 2013 10:56 AM (9Bj8R)

107

Damn, it's hard to type Daryl Hannah three times, fast.

 

Especially with one hand.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 21, 2013 10:56 AM (zF6Iw)

108 Wait, the young one or the one we've got now: http://www.listal.com/viewimage/4325124h I'd still hit that like the fist of an angry god.

Posted by: toby928 goes laconic at May 21, 2013 10:56 AM (evdj2)

109 Damn, it's hard to type Daryl Hannah three times, fast.
---
With one hand, yet.

But she's an 'actress' so no dice.

Posted by: CUS at May 21, 2013 10:56 AM (84pE9)

110 Now, I'm in the camp of boring misogyny is boring but let us not pretend for a second this is oh I'd tap that. This is straight up rape fantasizing. Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Mmmm. Blondies. at May 21, 2013 02:54 PM (VtjlW)

I hope you're not surprised by that.  

It's who they are.  It's what they do.

Just ask any OWS "activist"

Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i][/u][/s][/b] at May 21, 2013 10:56 AM (sbV1u)

111 Speaking of cups.  Reminds me how lovingly Baraka cups my balls.

Posted by: Reggie "Bodyman" Luv at May 21, 2013 10:56 AM (YYyqq)

112

The one
and only thing that determines whether a business hires people or not
is if they have a need for more help based on the business they are
doing.

 

(Lord, please forgive my blasphemy)

 

Jesus Christ on a pogo stick.   There are not enough desks in the world for me    to     headdesk sufficiently.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/i][/b][/s][/u] at May 21, 2013 10:56 AM (4df7R)

113

Its the opposite of anything that turns me on but grudge fucking is not the same as rape.    Don't expand a meaning  just to make something bad even worse .  That's the left's MO.

Posted by: polynikes at May 21, 2013 10:57 AM (m2CN7)

114 Yeah, but have you nailed Monica Lewinsky?  There's some prime beef. 

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at May 21, 2013 10:57 AM (wbmaj)

115 Perv! Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at May 21, 2013 02:55 PM (4df7R)

Your words are hurtful.

Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i][/u][/s][/b] at May 21, 2013 10:57 AM (sbV1u)

116
Daily Kos vs MSNBC

Despair and corruption to them both.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at May 21, 2013 10:57 AM (kdS6q)

117 If I make public statements about what I would do to another women, my wife gives me that look and snickers. Such is life

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 21, 2013 02:54 PM (9Bj8R)



Hahaha!!!  You too?


My wife calls me "Walter Mitty".

Posted by: EC at May 21, 2013 10:57 AM (GQ8sn)

118 Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Mmmm. Blondies. at May 21, 2013 02:54 PM (VtjlW)

Hence my earlier post involving a tire iron and a skull.

Posted by: Heralder at May 21, 2013 10:57 AM (+xmn4)

119
I raped Rubio and he didn't even know it.

Posted by: F'ing Chuck Shumer at May 21, 2013 10:57 AM (jKWYf)

120 I'm betting the cameraman enjoyed his work that day. http://img28.imageshack.us/img28/9457/secupp2.jpg

Posted by: BCochran1981 at May 21, 2013 10:57 AM (da5Wo)

121 Your Louisville Slugger, m'lady

Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 21, 2013 02:55 PM (sbV1u)

 

Ah, thank you.   *gives it a test swing*  ooh, yes, good balance.

 

I think I'd like to    start with the Weeble in the hockey helmet.   Mrs. Clinton?  Step forward.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/i][/b][/s][/u] at May 21, 2013 10:57 AM (4df7R)

122 SE Cupp? I'd hit it like we were underneath the moonlit sky, beneath a blanket of stars, I lay with you in a land afar. It's so quiet, all I can hear, is my breath, I vaguely take, with her so near. She has my body bound. I'm lost in her presence, where I can't be found. She kisses my neck, it feels so nice. She has me feeling so enticed. As my body emerges, it yearns, and it urges, to feel her embrace; and to taste her taste. As I put it in, a little smile grins. Should I whisper faster? Or, should I scream for my Master? She's pulling my hair, I feel, as if I were floating on air. As I tremble, and begin to shake, she quivers, and quakes. Underneath the moonlit sky, beneath a blanket of stars, I'm hers, wherever you are.

Posted by: RWC at May 21, 2013 10:58 AM (fWAjv)

123 Shannon Bream and I are an "item."  At least in my fantasyland. 

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at May 21, 2013 10:58 AM (wbmaj)

124 It's not about sex, it's about domination.
It's what the beloved holy warriors of Islam, the Jihadist followers of the prophet Mohammad do to women who don't submit.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at May 21, 2013 10:58 AM (RPmL5)

125 Markos wouldn't tap any @$$ that didn't have a set balls hanging between the legs. Although I think MM is more of the catcher in a relationship.

Posted by: amalgamated cliff divers, local 157 at May 21, 2013 10:58 AM (Ph479)

126 Your words are hurtful. Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 21, 2013 02:57 PM (sbV1u) But accurate. And damn you pixy!!!

Posted by: BCochran1981 at May 21, 2013 10:58 AM (da5Wo)

127 Yeah, time for a break.

Posted by: RWC at May 21, 2013 10:58 AM (fWAjv)

128 I'd love to read a Shemp diary.


"Heep heep heep heep heep!"

Posted by: Shoot Me at May 21, 2013 10:58 AM (qiXMt)

129
Self fondling http://tinyurl.com/lk8y257

Posted by: BCochran1981 at May 21, 2013 02:47 PM (da5Wo)









brb

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 21, 2013 10:59 AM (TIIx5)

130
I'd hammer SE Cupp's coffin shut with a nail removed from Hairy Reed's ass after his last encounter with the perv Anthony Weiner.

Posted by: Doctor Fish at May 21, 2013 10:59 AM (1lQzY)

131 And how the hell can you have a post making fun of the Daily Kos without embeding their "Mentos!" Ned Lamont commercial?

You're not really making fun of them unless you pile on.

Posted by: RoyalOil at May 21, 2013 10:59 AM (VjL9S)

132 Redo: 121 I'm betting the cameraman enjoyed his work that day. http://___28.imageshack.us/___28/9457/secupp2.jpg Posted by: BCochran1981 at May 21, 2013 02:57 PM (da5Wo) http://tinyurl.com/lz63bu7

Posted by: BCochran1981 at May 21, 2013 10:59 AM (da5Wo)

133 I hope you're not surprised by that. It's who they are. It's what they do. Just ask any OWS "activist" Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 21, 2013 02:56 PM (sbV1u) Oh I'm not surprised at all, like I said, boring misogyny is boring.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Mmmm. Blondies. at May 21, 2013 10:59 AM (VtjlW)

134 This is straight up rape fantasizing.

It's not rape-rape if it's an UnPeople.  Livestock can't consent, except in California.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at May 21, 2013 11:00 AM (ZKzrr)

135 Posted by: RWC at May 21, 2013 02:58 PM (fWAjv)

Oh yeah?  Take THIS


I went out to the hazel wood,    
Because a fire was in my head,    
And cut and peeled a hazel wand,    
And hooked a berry to a thread;    
And when white moths were on the wing,            
And moth-like stars were flickering out,    
I dropped the berry in a stream    
And caught a little silver trout.    
 
When I had laid it on the floor    
I went to blow the fire a-flame,    
But something rustled on the floor,    
And someone called me by my name:    
It had become a glimmering girl    
With apple blossom in her hair    
Who called me by my name and ran    
And faded through the brightening air.    
 
Though I am old with wandering    
Through hollow lands and hilly lands,    
I will find out where she has gone,    
And kiss her lips and take her hands;    
And walk among long dappled grass,    
And pluck till time and times are done,    
The silver apples of the moon,    
The golden apples of the sun. 

Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i][/u][/s][/b] at May 21, 2013 11:00 AM (sbV1u)

136 With THAT little nubbin of a weenie? Please go away before I laugh myself to death.

Posted by: S E Cupp at May 21, 2013 11:00 AM (ccXZP)

137 Markos requires a microscope and tweezers just to go pee.

Posted by: Barry Soetoro at May 21, 2013 11:01 AM (Q63S1)

138 C'mon. Name three libtard womyns that are hittable. And actresses don't count.

Posted by: CUS at May 21, 2013 02:44 PM (84pE9)

------------

Seriously?  Kristen Powers (lovingly), Mika (that would be grudge-), and, um, another one.

 

Posted by: Frumious Bandersnatch at May 21, 2013 11:01 AM (A0sHn)

139 She Wants The DKos

Posted by: ChampionCapua at May 21, 2013 11:01 AM (q00GQ)

140 Oh I'm not surprised at all, like I said, boring misogyny is boring. Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Mmmm. Blondies. at May 21, 2013 02:59 PM (VtjlW)

Ah yes, the whole banality of evil thing.

Shall I call the coach for a trip to the Cabaret, my Queen?  I hear Nietzsche will be there this evening.

Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i][/u][/s][/b] at May 21, 2013 11:01 AM (sbV1u)

141 S.E. Cupp


Boots http://tinyurl.com/ktfpxsb


Stockings http://tinyurl.com/l6q5kzx


Self fondling http://tinyurl.com/lk8y257

Posted by: BCochran1981 at May 21, 2013 02:47 PM (da5Wo)



Oh my

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 21, 2013 11:01 AM (1Jaio)

142 Her legs go all the way up to her ass.



amirite.

Posted by: eleven at May 21, 2013 11:02 AM (KXm42)

143
S E Cupp tastes like flounder, with a side order of Grey Poupon.

Posted by: Lena Dunham at May 21, 2013 11:02 AM (1lQzY)

144 SE is a very brilliant woman.  The guy is obviously attracted to her brain, not to this picture.
http://tinyurl.com/lowxo6l

Posted by: ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, at May 21, 2013 11:02 AM (/b8+5)

145 Kristen Powers (lovingly), Mika (that would be grudge-), and, um, another one.


Contessa Brewer?


Posted by: EC at May 21, 2013 11:02 AM (GQ8sn)

146 Not clicking it.

Posted by: toby928 goes laconic at May 21, 2013 11:02 AM (evdj2)

147

I don't see what the big deal is.  Half of the commenters here are constantly going on about how they'd like to play with Sarah Cupp's titties.

 

Frankly,  she should be grateful   for the attention her tits are getting her because:

 

1.  It means her marketing plan is working, and

 

2.  She would not be getting any special mention for the things she says.

 

Name me one saying by Breitbart.  Just one.

 

"Apologize for WHAT?" popped right into your head, didn't it?  Now name me one saying by Sarah Cupp.  Can't do it, can you? 

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at May 21, 2013 11:02 AM (CJjw5)

148

Like, I can understand wanting to bed your ex.   Like,  "MAN, I hate you, you messed up my life and then took off to sleep with Shelly,   the bimbo with the fake tits who works at the mini golf course.   But dammit, the sex was AWESOME.   Let's fuck."

 

Okay.  I get it. 

 

But     this whole concept of despising everything about a person    to the point that they become nothing more than a pretty face    and   hot body    masking    a putrid    core   is just    beyond me.  

 

I suppose I should be grateful for that.  The day I start to understand and empathize with the left on things like this is the day I know I've    become a hateful bitch.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/i][/b][/s][/u] at May 21, 2013 11:03 AM (4df7R)

149 OT:  Good post at Legal Insurrection on Gibson Guitar shakedown..

http://bit.ly/119msJQ

this was criminal you guys.  I was so pissed, that I took a loss on trading in two Martin guitars I had on a new Gibson.. just to show support.  And I couldn't be happier. 

Posted by: Yip at May 21, 2013 11:03 AM (/jHWN)

150 It takes a lot to impress me as muc... naah. "Damn" will have to suffice.

Posted by: [/i]akula_51 at May 21, 2013 11:03 AM (YesJa)

151
I named Dick Cheney's manhood, The Warcock!

Posted by: S E Cupp at May 21, 2013 11:04 AM (1lQzY)

152 Too amusing not to post..... http://www.fineanchors.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/SE_Cupp-6.jpg

Posted by: BCochran1981 at May 21, 2013 11:05 AM (da5Wo)

153 Apropos of nothing, Shelley Long has aged but damn, she was hot a couple of decades ago.

Posted by: toby928 tries google image search at May 21, 2013 11:05 AM (evdj2)

154 >> "Apologize for WHAT?" popped right into your head, didn't it? Now name me one saying by Sarah Cupp. Can't do it, can you?
 
"So?"

Posted by: S E Cupp at May 21, 2013 11:05 AM (ccXZP)

155

"The one  and only thing that determines whether a business hires people or not is if they have a need for more help based on the business they are
doing. If business is good they will hire people even if they have to
pay $2 an hour more."

 

I'll bet this sumbitch  as an 8 year old  "managed"   the lemonade stand  in the front yard of  his   house into  a   foreclosure on his parents' mortgage.

Posted by: Jaws at May 21, 2013 11:05 AM (4I3Uo)

156 Wow, immediately saved for future photochopping. Another winning day for Cochran.

Posted by: [/i]akula_51 at May 21, 2013 11:06 AM (YesJa)

157 I got a little birdie on  my   window  ledge that doesn't know I'm here.


Shhhhhh........

Posted by: eleven at May 21, 2013 11:06 AM (KXm42)

158 "More, more, more!"

Posted by: Will Folks at May 21, 2013 11:06 AM (ZshNr)

159
My college nickname was Sarah "Energizer" Cupp!

Posted by: S E Cupp at May 21, 2013 11:06 AM (1lQzY)

160 I'd tap that. Don't care about her alleged lantern jaw, don't care if she's retarded. Cupp has a hot ass, great legs, great rack...and the glasses for the naughty librarian thing...

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at May 21, 2013 11:06 AM (7ObY1)

161 Its the opposite of anything that turns me on but grudge fucking is not the same as rape. Don't expand a meaning just to make something bad even worse . That's the left's MO. Posted by: polynikes at May 21, 2013 02:57 PM (m2CN7) How is it not rape? The only way it would be a grudge fuck is if they had previously been involved. I find it extraordinarily doubtful that is the case. Hate fuck + no prior relationship = rape. It's not expanding a meaning, it's ripping away an attempt at disguising the true nature of what is being proposed.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Mmmm. Blondies. at May 21, 2013 11:07 AM (VtjlW)

162 here, why being Kos is hell enough:

http://tinyurl.com/lm28c9m

(link to Hot Air)

Posted by: RoyalOil at May 21, 2013 11:07 AM (VjL9S)

163 I suppose I should be grateful for that. The day I start to understand and empathize with the left on things like this is the day I know I've become a hateful bitch. Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at May 21, 2013 03:03 PM (4df7R)

THIS.

Now imagine moving from that side to this one, like I did.  You KNOW what it looks like from the inside, and it ain't pretty.

Show of hands for Morons who were formerly retarded?  

Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i][/u][/s][/b] at May 21, 2013 11:07 AM (sbV1u)

164 Another winning day for Cochran. Posted by: akula_51 at May 21, 2013 03:06 PM (YesJa) When you're a 5'10" Irishman, everyday is a winning day.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at May 21, 2013 11:07 AM (da5Wo)

165 Anyone "up" for Christiane Amanpour? 

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at May 21, 2013 11:08 AM (wbmaj)

166 Now we all know that Kos is a "sensitive, New Age guy"...

Posted by: Pimp Daddy Welfare at May 21, 2013 11:08 AM (Jls4P)

167 Show of hands for Morons who were formerly retarded?


Formerly?

Posted by: EC at May 21, 2013 11:08 AM (GQ8sn)

168

Having said all that, yes, "Hate Fuck" or "Grudge Fuck" is a rape fantasy.  I want to  force sex on someone.  She will not enjoy it;  I will only enjoy the misery it causes my victim, not the sex itself.

 

That's  what happens  when you're a powerless liberal pussyboy who  can't get a willing  female volunteer.  You fantasize about punishing them with your inadequate  little cricket-dick.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at May 21, 2013 11:09 AM (CJjw5)

169
We humped SE one night after closing atop the Dewey Decimal System.  We give her rhythmic undulation a solid C!

Posted by: Delta Delta Delta at May 21, 2013 11:09 AM (1lQzY)

170 Formerly? Posted by: EC at May 21, 2013 03:08 PM (GQ8sn)

EC, you're good to go.

If it were Moo Moo or jwest I'd agree with your point.

Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i][/u][/s][/b] at May 21, 2013 11:09 AM (sbV1u)

171 161 I'd tap that.
Don't care about her alleged lantern jaw, don't care if she's retarded.
Cupp has a hot ass, great legs, great rack...and the glasses for the naughty librarian thing...

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at May 21, 2013 03:06 PM (7ObY1)

AMEN BROTHER!!!

Posted by: Pimp Daddy Welfare at May 21, 2013 11:10 AM (Jls4P)

172 Name three libtard womyns that are hittable. And actresses don't count. Kirsten Powers Sen. Kristin Gillibrand (starting to reach already, I am) and, um...not that fugly ass Mika... Is Erin Burnett a certified moonbat? If yes, then her. If not...without actresses I got nuthin.

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at May 21, 2013 11:10 AM (7ObY1)

173

@123

 

  You see people.  Who says a Transgender Poetry Degree is worthless?!  What you created right there is beautiful.... more that worth it to go into debt to the tune of 80 grand or so.....

Posted by: Some Guy in Wisconsin at May 21, 2013 11:10 AM (LMtDw)

174 Is Erin Burnett a certified moonbat?

Something tells me she is not a moonbat.  She has on occasion called out the left's bullshit on air.

Posted by: EC at May 21, 2013 11:11 AM (GQ8sn)

175
Too amusing not to post.....


http://www.fineanchors.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/SE_Cupp-6.jpg

Posted by: BCochran1981 at May 21, 2013 03:05 PM (da5Wo)








OMG. I forsee acute genital chafing in my immediate future.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 21, 2013 11:11 AM (TIIx5)

176 I suppose I should be grateful for that. The day I start to understand and empathize with the left on things like this is the day I know I've become a hateful bitch.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at May 21, 2013 03:03 PM (4df7R)

 

I think its more of a guy thing than a left thing .  Most guys can have sex with a woman they dislike tremendously as long as they are physically attracted to them.   Its just the way it is.  Testostorone trumps everything.

Posted by: polynikes at May 21, 2013 11:11 AM (m2CN7)

177

I'd tap that.

 



Don't care about her alleged lantern jaw, don't care if she's retarded.

 



Cupp has a hot ass, great legs, great rack...and the glasses for the naughty librarian thing...

 

 

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at May 21, 2013 03:06 PM (7ObY1)

 

-----------------------------

 

Get you some, boy!  I hear retard drool makes an excellent  lubricant.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at May 21, 2013 11:11 AM (CJjw5)

178 I always thought of hatefuck as two  people who can't really stand each other but are physically drawn to each other.

As in two way street.

Posted by: eleven at May 21, 2013 11:11 AM (KXm42)

179 Awesome. We've turned what should be a thread about SE Cupp's cups and legs and ass into a rape argument.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at May 21, 2013 11:12 AM (da5Wo)

180 Does the hatefuck involve an obligatory curtain dick-wiping? Because I think that should be in there too.

Posted by: [/i]akula_51 at May 21, 2013 11:13 AM (YesJa)

181
"Most guys can have sex with a woman they dislike tremendously as long as they are physically attracted to them"


Posted by: polynikes at May 21, 2013 03:11 PM (m2CN7)

...and promise to never cum in their mouths.  Or something.

Posted by: Doctor Fish at May 21, 2013 11:13 AM (1lQzY)

182 Get you some, boy! I hear retard drool makes an excellent lubricant. Posted by: Empire of Jeff at May 21, 2013 03:11 PM (CJjw5) Oh come on, you hear? You know you've spit on it before.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at May 21, 2013 11:13 AM (da5Wo)

183 Does the hatefuck involve an obligatory curtain dick-wiping?

Because I think that should be in there too.

Posted by: akula_51 at May 21, 2013 03:13 PM (YesJa)



Among other things that would work:


-dish towels

-pillow cases

-pets

Posted by: EC at May 21, 2013 11:14 AM (GQ8sn)

184 fuckin blog software...

Posted by: EC at May 21, 2013 11:15 AM (GQ8sn)

185 BCochran1981 is my new best friend for the self-fondling linkage.

Posted by: Sharkman at May 21, 2013 11:15 AM (03IDC)

186
Okay, I'm getting a serious Memorial Day ONT vibe here.



Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 21, 2013 11:15 AM (TIIx5)

187 Okay, I'm getting a serious Memorial Day ONT vibe here.

Soon.

Posted by: EC at May 21, 2013 11:15 AM (GQ8sn)

188
Hate fuck + no prior relationship = rape.
Posted by: alexthechick




Hate fuck + no prior relationship + Tequila = An Awful Lot of Friday Afterwork Meetups I've Seen.

Followed by The Monday: Deny, Deny, Deny.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at May 21, 2013 11:16 AM (kdS6q)

189 new post up

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 21, 2013 11:16 AM (piMMO)

190
In a pinch, field expediency calls for Cosmoline.  A little dab'll do yu!

Posted by: Doctor Fish at May 21, 2013 11:17 AM (1lQzY)

191 I had S. E. Cupp BEGGING me for 2 inches! So I folded my shit in half and really pounded her! She still don't know what hit her!

Posted by: Kos Dweebinski at May 21, 2013 11:18 AM (aZrqG)

192

Hate fuck + no prior relationship = rape. It's not expanding a meaning, it's ripping away an attempt at disguising the true nature of what is being proposed.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Mmmm. Blondies. at May 21, 2013 03:07 PM (VtjlW)

 

No, rape is when one partner is not willing.    When people refer to a fantasy hate fuck or grudge fuck,  its not about forcing an unwilling partner.  Its about hate fucking someone willing who does not realize they are being grudge fucked.

Posted by: polynikes at May 21, 2013 11:20 AM (m2CN7)

193

Yeah, but have you nailed Monica Lewinsky? There's some prime beef.

 

Clinton should have been impeached just for thinking that hog looked good in a thong.

Posted by: Sharkman at May 21, 2013 11:21 AM (03IDC)

194 No, rape is when one partner is not willing. When people refer to a fantasy hate fuck or grudge fuck, its not about forcing an unwilling partner. Its about hate fucking someone willing who does not realize they are being grudge fucked. Posted by: polynikes at May 21, 2013 03:20 PM (m2CN7) We are going to have to disagree on this. I don't mean that in a mean way, either. I mean that in the way where you are crediting people with having an ounce of humanity and I am not.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Mmmm. Blondies. at May 21, 2013 11:22 AM (VtjlW)

195

BCochran1981 at May 21, 2013 03:05 PM (da5Wo)

 

That pic was from right when I pulled out Grond and showed it to her.

Posted by: Sharkman at May 21, 2013 11:26 AM (03IDC)

196

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Mmmm. Blondies. at May 21, 2013 03:22 PM (VtjlW)

 

Thank you but it would have been an honor to have felt your wrath, abet only temporary.   Seriously ,  I do  understand the point you are making and agree that it can depend on who is making the comment though the comment is crude regardless.

Posted by: polynikes at May 21, 2013 11:29 AM (m2CN7)

197

Now imagine moving from that side to this one, like I did. You KNOW what it looks like from the inside, and it ain't pretty.

 

 

Thank God you did!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/i][/b][/s][/u] at May 21, 2013 11:29 AM (4df7R)

198 Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 21, 2013 03:00 PM (sbV1u) hands over trophy[/] But if you wrote that from memory please discard trophy.

Posted by: RWC at May 21, 2013 11:30 AM (fWAjv)

199 inadequate little cricket-dick.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at May 21, 2013 03:09 PM (CJjw5)

 

Stolen for future use.   "Inadequate little cricket-dick."   Ah, pure poetry.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/i][/b][/s][/u] at May 21, 2013 11:30 AM (4df7R)

200 Know how to make a little boy cry twice?

Wipe your bloody dick off on his teddy bear.

Posted by: Harry Reid at May 21, 2013 11:32 AM (fwARV)

201

My second ex-wife claims her 2010 boyfriend (I was still married to her at the time, natch) was really just a grudge-fuck kinda thing.  Bored with me because all I did was work and be a great dad to our three kids (two of them from her first marriage), and he was a great fuck in the back of his KIRO 7 news van in the parking garage of the Snohomish County Courthouse at lunch.  I really know how to pick 'em.

 

So now she has the kids and the house and I am already interviewing candidates for Mrs. Sharkman III on eHarmony.  Not really a fair trade, but going well nonetheless.

Posted by: Sharkman at May 21, 2013 11:39 AM (03IDC)

202 Koos wanting to tap SE Cupp's glutes is as likely as Andy Sully wanting to do so....

not that there's *anything* wrong with that...."I guess"

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at May 21, 2013 11:46 AM (LRFds)

203 C'mon. Name three libtard womyns that are hittable. And actresses don't count.
Posted by: CUS at May 21, 2013 02:44 PM (84pE9)------------

Seriously? Kristen Powers (lovingly), Mika (that would be grudge-), and, um, another one.

Posted by: Frumious Bandersnatch at May 21, 2013 03:01 PM (A0sHn)




Norah O'Donnell and then dunk her in the pudding cup

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 21, 2013 11:55 AM (1Jaio)

204 My second ex-wife claims her 2010 boyfriend...he was a great fuck in the back of his KIRO 7 news van in the parking garage of the Snohomish County Courthouse at lunch.I really know how to pick 'em. I thought I had problems with women, and a lousy taste for the bad girls. Comparatively speaking, I ain't got jack for trouble.

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie ® at May 21, 2013 12:02 PM (1hM1d)

205 dunk her in the pudding cup Is that what you kids are calling it these days? back in the ye olde days, it was dork her squeekhole.

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie ® at May 21, 2013 12:03 PM (1hM1d)

206

I thought I had problems with women, and a lousy taste for the bad girls. Comparatively speaking, I ain't got jack for trouble.

 

I caught her by pretending to want to get into the “open marriage” thing with our relationship.  She jumped at that shit so fast it was funny.  The stories she told about their affair were so funny and pathetic and embarrassing for her that I actually just started howling when she told me all about it.  What an idiot she was.

Posted by: Sharkman at May 21, 2013 12:11 PM (03IDC)

207

I gotta be honest, I am so sick of the whining. 

 

Since when did wanting to fuck, grudge fuck or hate fuck a woman become a fucking crime???

 

I suppose you could say I "hate fucked" a chick who I really didn't like but she was hot.

 

Regardless of motive, it's not rape or sexual assault if she is ready and willing.  Let's grow some balls here and not stoop to the Ashley Judd definition of calling everything fucking rape, assault, harassment, whatever.

Posted by: Prescient11 at May 21, 2013 12:34 PM (tVTLU)

208 Come to think of it, S.E. does have a pretty nice ass.

Posted by: Dirty Old Man at May 21, 2013 04:45 PM (1Pbkr)

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