May 31, 2013
— JohnE. Party of science.
I thought the "E=MC^2" on the whiteboard was helpful. It let me know I was about to have my face blown off with some epic scientific science.
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Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at May 31, 2013 12:09 PM (zA7Zp)
Ah, good old spider face. The one who managed to beat the awesome rocket scientist.
And he tries to talk about science?
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/u][/i][/b] at May 31, 2013 12:10 PM (4df7R)
Posted by: jwpaine @PirateBallerina at May 31, 2013 12:10 PM (/lWM8)
Posted by: joncelli at May 31, 2013 12:10 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Y-not at May 31, 2013 12:10 PM (5H6zj)
Islands flip over and sink ... SCIENCE!!
Why do Republicans hate science?
Posted by: Rep Hank Johnson at May 31, 2013 12:10 PM (mCvL4)
Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at May 31, 2013 12:11 PM (zA7Zp)
Posted by: DangerGirl @deadlyestrogen at May 31, 2013 12:11 PM (GrtrJ)
Posted by: rickb223 at May 31, 2013 12:12 PM (NKBxV)
There's a part in the video where it says, "BIG GENIUS AT [university]" and it seems to be part of a serious appeal to authority.
... Wow.
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at May 31, 2013 12:12 PM (oY6Yp)
Posted by: Sandra Fluke's solid gold diaphragm at May 31, 2013 12:12 PM (7xeJQ)
Posted by: DarrenODaly at May 31, 2013 12:12 PM (fmKA/)
Posted by: Dr Charles Johnson, Scienceologist at May 31, 2013 12:12 PM (mCvL4)
Posted by: Vic at May 31, 2013 12:12 PM (lZvxr)
Posted by: © Sponge at May 31, 2013 04:12 PM (xmcEQ)
It says that progress is bad. Technology is bad. Air conditioning and the internal combustion engine are bad.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 31, 2013 12:13 PM (O6Tmi)
Posted by: Lincolntf at May 31, 2013 12:13 PM (ZshNr)
Posted by: Old Glazier at May 31, 2013 12:13 PM (CYFrP)
Posted by: Dr Spank at May 31, 2013 12:13 PM (4cRnj)
Posted by: rickb223 at May 31, 2013 12:14 PM (NKBxV)
Posted by: DangerGirl @deadlyestrogen at May 31, 2013 12:14 PM (GrtrJ)
Grijalva is another Democrat who just so happened to receive death threats in a most timely manner before an election.
Posted by: Soothsayer at May 31, 2013 12:14 PM (BUcLz)
Posted by: real joe at May 31, 2013 12:14 PM (PD2ad)
Or is he mocking proponents of the pipeline by implying we believe rocks float.
Posted by: bonhomme at May 31, 2013 12:14 PM (yKTI2)
Posted by: rickb223 at May 31, 2013 04:12 PM (NKBxV)
You got that shit right. Seriously, when we were building our house, I tried like hell to get real toilets. My contractor said those were only available if we wanted to scrounge in junkyards, or smuggled some out of Mexico.
Posted by: jwpaine @PirateBallerina at May 31, 2013 12:14 PM (/lWM8)
Posted by: dogfish at May 31, 2013 12:14 PM (nsOJa)
Posted by: NR Pax at May 31, 2013 12:15 PM (U+O64)
Posted by: Waterhouse at May 31, 2013 12:15 PM (irlNU)
Posted by: eleven at May 31, 2013 12:15 PM (fsLdt)
Posted by: Raul once labcoat off at May 31, 2013 12:15 PM (w9AQ4)
Quiet thread.
There's a part in the video where it says, "BIG GENIUS AT [university]" and it seems to be part of a serious appeal to authority.
... Wow.
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at May 31, 2013 04:12 PM (oY6Yp)
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Even better. It says "BIG GENIUS at Cornell University." How much you wan to bet he meant Keith Olbermann?
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at May 31, 2013 12:16 PM (CJjw5)
Posted by: Elizabethe on the phone at May 31, 2013 12:16 PM (qPCAa)
Just remember boys and girls, your Congresscritter is smarter than you are - at least that's what they keep telling us every time they open their mouths.
And this guy lost to a no-kidding ACTUAL rocket scientist.....
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at May 31, 2013 12:16 PM (ADnWI)
Itsa joke, right?
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at May 31, 2013 12:17 PM (tLbbP)
Posted by: © Sponge
He says because tar sands sink to the bottom of a glass of water it will cause oil spills every day.
Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at May 31, 2013 12:17 PM (ZIcZg)
Posted by: RoyalOil at May 31, 2013 12:17 PM (VjL9S)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 31, 2013 12:17 PM (3B1GS)
And that's the sad part. The LIV who will sit there and think, "wow that guy is really smart! He's wearing a lab coat and it says EXPERT and there's all sorts of smarty sciency stuff all around!"
Posted by: DangerGirl @deadlyestrogen at May 31, 2013 12:17 PM (GrtrJ)
I'm surprised there hasnt been a McCain thread yet. Blessing in disguise Obama was elected over him? Assuming he wouldnt die in office.
Posted by: Flapjackmaka at May 31, 2013 12:17 PM (FKQng)
I think we're long overdue for a flame war thread, based on the last one.
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at May 31, 2013 12:17 PM (CJjw5)
Posted by: Pumice at May 31, 2013 12:17 PM (TIIx5)
We should besiege his office mail with chunks of pumice, its cheap at your local garden center. Just pay for postage:
Washington, D.C. Office:
1511 Longworth HOB
Washington, DC 20515
ph (202) 225-2435
fax (202) 225-1541
AVONDALE Office:
Rancho Santa Fe Center
13065 West McDowell Road, Suite C-123
Avondale, AZ 85392
ph (623) 536-3388
fax (623) 748-0451
SOMERTON Office:
130 North State Avenue
Somerton AZ 85350
ph (92
343-7933fax (92
343-7949Mailing Address: PO Box 4105,
Somerton, AZ 85350
TUCSON Office:
738 N 5th Ave. Suite 110
Tucson, AZ 85705
ph (520) 622-6788
fax (520) 622-0198
Posted by: Jean at May 31, 2013 12:17 PM (CMlD4)
I know I'm just a stupid wingnut research engineer, but what is that even supposed to prove?
Posted by: dogfish at May 31, 2013 12:18 PM (nsOJa)
Posted by: wooga at May 31, 2013 12:18 PM (SexZN)
Posted by: MostlyRight at May 31, 2013 12:18 PM (w9AQ4)
Posted by: Ragamuffin at May 31, 2013 12:18 PM (fzFF6)
Posted by: jwpaine @PirateBallerina at May 31, 2013 12:18 PM (/lWM8)
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at May 31, 2013 04:16 PM (CJjw5)
Cornell and the CoC are comparison different things IIRC anyway. So fuck the libs up there.
Cornell is looking at construction jobs, IIRC CoC considered construction/refining and (possibly) jobs from increased economic activity.
Posted by: tsrblke at May 31, 2013 12:18 PM (GaqMa)
Posted by: YIKES! at May 31, 2013 12:18 PM (mETGQ)
Posted by: zsasz at May 31, 2013 12:18 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: Lincolntf at May 31, 2013 12:20 PM (ZshNr)
Follow up question: since the pipeline will be crossing entirely over land, and should it rupture, is it the congressman's assertion that the rocks will sink back into the ground?
Posted by: SGT. York at May 31, 2013 12:20 PM (X1kG8)
Posted by: jwpaine @PirateBallerina at May 31, 2013 12:20 PM (/lWM8)
Posted by: MikeTheMoose DOOMCASTER! at May 31, 2013 12:20 PM (0q2P7)
Posted by: zsasz at May 31, 2013 12:21 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: MostlyRight at May 31, 2013 12:21 PM (w9AQ4)
Posted by: Horrified Observer at May 31, 2013 12:21 PM (/sohm)
Posted by: zsasz at May 31, 2013 04:21 PM (MMC8r)
I really don't see how you could miss his point. It's right there on the top of his head.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 31, 2013 12:22 PM (3B1GS)
Rocks sink, farts smell and liberals suck. Some things are just well known.
Posted by: © Sponge at May 31, 2013 12:22 PM (xmcEQ)
I didn't see any oil residue coming of those magical sinking rocks so what is the problem with them sinking?
The oil is completely adhered to the rocks so spilling it on the ground couldn't possibly leach through the ground and into a body of water. Your "experiment" shows that rain water will not wash the oil into a nearby river.
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at May 31, 2013 12:22 PM (SkyIE)
Posted by: mrshad at May 31, 2013 12:23 PM (Xqfwb)
Posted by: T. at May 31, 2013 12:23 PM (qam6F)
. Posted by: Thrawn at May 31, 2013 12:23 PM (JqnAE)
Posted by: zsasz at May 31, 2013 12:23 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at May 31, 2013 12:23 PM (/PCJa)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at May 31, 2013 12:23 PM (/PCJa)
Posted by: Jean at May 31, 2013 12:23 PM (CMlD4)
Posted by: jwpaine @PirateBallerina at May 31, 2013 04:20 PM (/lWM
You would be too if you were getting pounded and packed by cocks all day.
Posted by: Retarded Shit at May 31, 2013 12:24 PM (xmcEQ)
Congressman Raul Grijalva:
In college was a member of MECHA and was so radical that he turned off even a large part of the hispanic community in Arizona.
Gun Control: After Giffords was shot, blamed the Tea Party's rhetoric and particularly Sarah Palin for inciting violence.
Amnesty: Loves it!
Obamacare: Loves it!
UN: Believes the UN should be used to certify all US elections.
So ya I'm going to totally trust this guy with science.
Posted by: cheri at May 31, 2013 12:24 PM (G+Wff)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 31, 2013 12:24 PM (3B1GS)
Posted by: Jerry Seinfeld at May 31, 2013 12:24 PM (SFs98)
Each one of those rocks has a higher IQ than the Congresscritter from Arizona....
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at May 31, 2013 12:24 PM (ADnWI)
Posted by: Hrothgar at May 31, 2013 12:24 PM (Cnqmv)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at May 31, 2013 12:25 PM (/PCJa)
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at May 31, 2013 04:22 PM (SkyIE)
I also loved "grab some tar sands and do this at home"
Really Where the fuck am I supposed to get tar sands?
Posted by: tsrblke at May 31, 2013 12:25 PM (GaqMa)
Posted by: Al Bundy at May 31, 2013 12:25 PM (z9HTb)
Posted by: rickb223 at May 31, 2013 12:25 PM (NKBxV)
Posted by: Hank Johnson. at May 31, 2013 12:25 PM (bb5+k)
Algebra yo...how does it work?
Posted by: jmjjbt at May 31, 2013 12:25 PM (6VB4r)
Yep, pretty much.
Posted by: dogfish at May 31, 2013 12:26 PM (nsOJa)
Posted by: Brawndo at May 31, 2013 12:26 PM (bb5+k)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 31, 2013 12:26 PM (V1ZIU)
Posted by: olddog in mo at May 31, 2013 12:26 PM (IL6kd)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 31, 2013 12:26 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at May 31, 2013 12:26 PM (f9c2L)
Posted by: J. Foxworthy at May 31, 2013 12:27 PM (MMC8r)
It's 'anecdata.'
Posted by: zsasz at May 31, 2013 04:25 PM (MMC8r)
In lib world, the plural of anecdote is data!
Posted by: Hrothgar at May 31, 2013 12:27 PM (Cnqmv)
Posted by: Soona at May 31, 2013 12:27 PM (TqtU4)
I find it hard to believe that a new oil recovery process could only create 50 new permanent jobs.
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That's because it's transparently horseshit. There would be more than 50 permanent jobs created at one single drilling site, not to mention those at associated pipeyards, chefs, cleaning personnel, safety inspectors, truckers, hotshot drivers, pilots, etc.
Fucking braindead liberal. All these useless fucks will hang as windchimes from the Lampposts of Justice when the Burning Times have come.
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at May 31, 2013 12:27 PM (CJjw5)
Posted by: Horrified Observer at May 31, 2013 12:27 PM (/sohm)
Posted by: JEM at May 31, 2013 12:27 PM (o+SC1)
Posted by: pep at May 31, 2013 12:27 PM (6TB1Z)
"Tar sands" may sink, but the pipeline will carry oil extracted from tar sands, which of course floats.
Idiocracy.
Posted by: Beef at May 31, 2013 12:27 PM (tI9wB)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at May 31, 2013 04:25 PM (/PCJa)
Common sense makes it terrible! And he has a lab coat.
(Seriously though, in normal commercials having people wearing lab coats causes them to trust the product being sold more. I've seen that study. It's especially true in drug commercials. Sadly this is not that case because he opens his mouth and ruins the illusion.)
Posted by: tsrblke at May 31, 2013 12:28 PM (GaqMa)
Posted by: Dang - I watch a lot of TV so I know things at May 31, 2013 12:28 PM (Hx2XA)
People will believe Grijalva.
Because he's speaking their language -- Dumb
Posted by: Soothsayer at May 31, 2013 04:18 PM (NLH1M)
FIFY
Posted by: DangerGirl @deadlyestrogen at May 31, 2013 12:28 PM (GrtrJ)
LOL.. EVERY formula except e=mc2 is WRONG...
they have an isocoles triangle pictured... with a2 + b2 = c2.... LOL...
and shouldn't it really be E=mc squared?
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 31, 2013 12:28 PM (lZBBB)
Posted by: LC LaWedgie at May 31, 2013 12:28 PM (2iU3x)
Posted by: DangerGirl @deadlyestrogen at May 31, 2013 12:28 PM (GrtrJ)
And another Spiderman movie, cause really, you just can't get enough of this shit.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 31, 2013 12:28 PM (3B1GS)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 31, 2013 12:28 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at May 31, 2013 12:29 PM (MUZDl)
Really, that remark is the bacon of comments. It improves any thread it is added to. Plus, it never gets old.
And yes, I am retarded, and my sense of humor even more so.
Posted by: jwpaine @PirateBallerina at May 31, 2013 12:29 PM (/lWM8)
No, and the good news is that there is no one there discerning enough to be able to figure that out!
Posted by: Hrothgar at May 31, 2013 12:29 PM (Cnqmv)
Posted by: Hrothgar at May 31, 2013 04:24 PM (Cnqmv)
Yeah, I wouldn't be bragging about that too much - it doesn't speak well of the people who cast their votes for this bozo if HE is the one putting them some knowledge.
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at May 31, 2013 12:29 PM (ADnWI)
Hanging? You old softie. I always figured you as a Tepish style punisher.
Posted by: MikeTheMoose DOOMCASTER! at May 31, 2013 12:29 PM (0q2P7)
Posted by: Diogenes' Lamp at May 31, 2013 12:29 PM (bb5+k)
Posted by: USA at May 31, 2013 12:29 PM (VIaw0)
Posted by: JeffC at May 31, 2013 12:29 PM (A3tpD)
Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at May 31, 2013 12:29 PM (MUZDl)
Grijalva is an America hating, pro-Mexico scumbag. He played a major role in trying to get restrictions placed on the Border Patrol as to where they could pursue illegals due to environmental concerns.
His voting record:
http://tinyurl.com/kqnqz69
Posted by: Tilikum The Killer Assault Whale at May 31, 2013 12:30 PM (uhftQ)
'Polka Cabana' was a huge seller for me, down there. Posted by: Barry Manilow
Poke Her Cabana is a joint in Tiajuana.
Posted by: also Barry Manilow at May 31, 2013 12:30 PM (nsOJa)
The really laughable part is where he tosses the rocks into the beaker. Wow..., those are going to be some weapons grade pumps handling that stuff. That, aside, let's assume this fantasy is real..., and rocks are being pumped through the line. If it were a rupture, are the rocks going to sink through to the water table? Complete bullshit, start to finish.
Oh..., and who conducted that study? Why, the Cornell Global Labor Institute. Let's read their own self-description:
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"Welcome to GLI.
The Cornell Global Labor Institute was established in 2005 to work with trade unions in the U.S. and internationally to help them and their civil society partners develop solutions to major social, economic and environmental challenges."
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Barack Obama:" I owe those unions..."
Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 31, 2013 12:30 PM (aDwsi)
Posted by: Dang - I watch a lot of TV so I know things at May 31, 2013 12:30 PM (Hx2XA)
Posted by: dantesed at May 31, 2013 12:30 PM (vF+kM)
Posted by: RWC at May 31, 2013 12:30 PM (fWAjv)
105...Am I correct that he makes some completely irrelevant argument and then says, "See?! Keystone Pipeline would be terrible!"?
Yep.
He takes a beaker of water...drops some black pea-gravel into it...and it sinks.
He calls it "tar sands".
He says that it will leak out of the pipeline and pollute streams and such...because it will sink!
Posted by: wheatie at May 31, 2013 12:30 PM (CnFRK)
I know I'm just a stupid wingnut research engineer, but what is that even supposed to prove?
Posted by: dogfish at May 31, 2013 04:18 PM (nsOJa)
Allow me to translate from the original leftist: If you don't love gaia and hate electricity, you're a racist.
Posted by: joncelli at May 31, 2013 12:30 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at May 31, 2013 04:27 PM (CJjw5)
Your lips==>God's Ear
Posted by: jwpaine @PirateBallerina at May 31, 2013 12:31 PM (/lWM8)
Posted by: Sheila Jackson Lee (D)umbass at May 31, 2013 12:31 PM (8ZskC)
Well it used to be the monologue from Jaws but the young whippersnappers have come up and taken over.Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 31, 2013 12:31 PM (V1ZIU)
Posted by: X at May 31, 2013 12:31 PM (KHo8t)
Posted by: RWC at May 31, 2013 12:32 PM (fWAjv)
Posted by: WalrusRex at May 31, 2013 12:32 PM (Hx5uv)
Posted by: zsasz at May 31, 2013 12:32 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: Dang - I watch a lot of TV so I know things at May 31, 2013 04:30 PM (Hx2XA)
But not in LA. You gotta wear a condom for that shit nowadays.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 31, 2013 12:32 PM (3B1GS)
Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at May 31, 2013 12:33 PM (zA7Zp)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at May 31, 2013 12:33 PM (/PCJa)
Yep.
He takes a beaker of water...drops some black pea-gravel into it...and it sinks.
He calls it "tar sands".
He says that it will leak out of the pipeline and pollute streams and such...because it will sink!
Posted by: wheatie at May 31, 2013 04:30 PM (CnFRK)
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And that is why we can't have rocks flowing through a pipeling. Seriously. That's the "danger" this asshole is warning us of.
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at May 31, 2013 12:33 PM (CJjw5)
Posted by: zsasz at May 31, 2013 12:33 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: T. at May 31, 2013 12:33 PM (qam6F)
Posted by: joncelli
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No, no..., electricity = GOOD. It is just that it must be produced using unicorn farts and fairy dust. Wait..., can I say 'fairy dust'?
Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 31, 2013 12:33 PM (aDwsi)
Posted by: rickb223 at May 31, 2013 12:34 PM (NKBxV)
144 Grijalvais an America hating, pro-Mexico scumbag.
You left out...smug.
Insufferably smug.
And I'm sure he loves the idea of Amnesty.
Posted by: wheatie at May 31, 2013 12:34 PM (CnFRK)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at May 31, 2013 12:34 PM (f9c2L)
Posted by: tmitsss at May 31, 2013 12:34 PM (rdav6)
Winner gets Maria Molina
Loser gets a free subscription to my blog
Posted by: kbdabear at May 31, 2013 12:34 PM (mCvL4)
Posted by: mugiwara at May 31, 2013 12:35 PM (6BnTn)
Posted by: Beagle at May 31, 2013 12:35 PM (sOtz/)
Posted by: Fritz at May 31, 2013 12:35 PM (G9Mmf)
Posted by: USA at May 31, 2013 12:35 PM (VIaw0)
When all of those Scientists come out of the shadows after this amnesty bill passes, we're going to take a giant leap forward.
Mark. My. Words.
Posted by: garrett at May 31, 2013 12:36 PM (Ov9U8)
Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at May 31, 2013 12:36 PM (zA7Zp)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 31, 2013 12:36 PM (V1ZIU)
Well, it just goes to show you that everyone rises to the level of their own stupidity. Clearly, congress is near the apex.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at May 31, 2013 12:36 PM (PsfVm)
Posted by: eleven at May 31, 2013 12:36 PM (fsLdt)
Posted by: garrett at May 31, 2013 12:37 PM (Ov9U8)
- Islamonuts
- Putin
- Venezuela
All of whom are sacred to Democrats. (Putin in particular is getting frisky because some European countries have passed laws allowing fracking, in spite of all the money Russia dumps into environmental lobbies).
Posted by: Ian S. at May 31, 2013 12:37 PM (B/VB5)
Posted by: Donna Brazile at May 31, 2013 04:35 PM (tWmgi)
The repubs HATE gaia, that's why!
Posted by: Hrothgar at May 31, 2013 12:37 PM (Cnqmv)
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at May 31, 2013 04:17 PM
These things gotta happen every five years or so, ten years. Helps to get rid of the bad blood. Been ten years since the last one.
Posted by: Clemenza at May 31, 2013 12:37 PM (8ZskC)
"Just remember people, the same party that supports and fields idiots like this was able to win the last election!"
C'mon, man. It's Friday. I don't want to blow my brains out on a Friday.
Posted by: Jaws at May 31, 2013 12:37 PM (4I3Uo)
Posted by: DangerGirl @deadlyestrogen at May 31, 2013 12:37 PM (GrtrJ)
Posted by: joncelli
Electricity is bad and run by evil gaia raping corporations
Now excuse me while I recharge my iPad through the pollution free holes in my wall
Posted by: Dylan Douche at May 31, 2013 12:38 PM (mCvL4)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 31, 2013 12:38 PM (lVPtV)
Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at May 31, 2013 12:38 PM (HPNED)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at May 31, 2013 12:38 PM (/PCJa)
Posted by: JeffC
***
He's from a rabidly leftwing/open borders part of the state.
Posted by: Tilikum The Killer Assault Whale at May 31, 2013 12:39 PM (uhftQ)
Posted by: T. at May 31, 2013 12:39 PM (qam6F)
Posted by: RWC at May 31, 2013 12:39 PM (fWAjv)
173...Winner gets Maria Molina
Unlike the island of Guam...I think that Maria Molina actually does have a danger of tipping over.
Posted by: wheatie at May 31, 2013 12:39 PM (CnFRK)
Umm. No, you don't. You look like a doughy douchebag.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 31, 2013 12:40 PM (lVPtV)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at May 31, 2013 12:40 PM (f9c2L)
Posted by: Erick Erickson at May 31, 2013 12:41 PM (4cRnj)
Posted by: rickb223 at May 31, 2013 12:41 PM (NKBxV)
Posted by: kbdabear, physicist at May 31, 2013 12:41 PM (mCvL4)
Posted by: Skookumchuk at May 31, 2013 12:41 PM (x4x3r)
Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at May 31, 2013 12:41 PM (HPNED)
“I hope my Senate Republican colleagues will put politics aside and join us in providing middle-class families with the security of knowing they won't be forced to pay thousands more for student loans on July 1st. This is exactly the kind of common-sense proposal we need to keep our economy growing," Reid said in a statement Friday.
Posted by: Mallfly, important opinionater at May 31, 2013 12:41 PM (bJm7W)
Posted by: Jane D'oh
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It's the new 'Enviro-Friendly' pixey. Comments are immediately ground into hamster feed, because Green.
Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 31, 2013 12:41 PM (aDwsi)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at May 31, 2013 12:42 PM (/PCJa)
I see you used the term BREAKTHROUGHs so Raul must be right and the rocks will break through the pipeline and doom us all!
Posted by: Hrothgar at May 31, 2013 12:42 PM (Cnqmv)
Posted by: DangerGirl @deadlyestrogen at May 31, 2013 12:42 PM (GrtrJ)
Posted by: Guy in Texas at May 31, 2013 12:42 PM (AcmH4)
Posted by: Ragamuffin at May 31, 2013 12:42 PM (fzFF6)
Posted by: dogfish at May 31, 2013 12:42 PM (nsOJa)
Posted by: RWC at May 31, 2013 12:43 PM (fWAjv)
Raúl M. Grijalva - 79,935 - 50.23%
Ruth McClung - 70,385 - 44.23%
A lot of progressive money went to keeping this guy in office.
Posted by: Serious Cat at May 31, 2013 12:43 PM (UypUQ)
Posted by: Skookumchuk at May 31, 2013 04:41 PM (x4x3r)
Only the intelligent part of the civilized world!
Posted by: Hrothgar at May 31, 2013 12:44 PM (Cnqmv)
He must be right. After all he's got a very official Sciencey coat on and standing in front of a beaker and whiteboard!!
By the way, why is the d-bag standing next to him wearing safety glasses?
Are they using dangerous chemicals? Isn't that water?
I guess the glasses makes this farce look more "authentic"
Posted by: cheri at May 31, 2013 12:44 PM (G+Wff)
***
Stay away from the brown acid.
Posted by: WalrusRex at May 31, 2013 12:44 PM (Hx5uv)
Unlike the island of Guam...I think that Maria Molina actually does have a danger of tipping over.
Posted by: wheatie at May 31, 2013 04:39 PM (CnFRK)
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I don't know whether I'd rather catch her or stand back and watch the titquake at the moment of impact. There really are no wrong answers.
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at May 31, 2013 12:44 PM (CJjw5)
Posted by: DangerGirl @deadlyestrogen at May 31, 2013 12:44 PM (GrtrJ)
Posted by: Yuman at May 31, 2013 12:44 PM (wRvoI)
Posted by: USA at May 31, 2013 12:44 PM (VIaw0)
Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 31, 2013 12:44 PM (aDwsi)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at May 31, 2013 12:44 PM (/PCJa)
That would be because you're raaaaacist. And stop looking at my tits, h8r!
Posted by: Megan McCain, BS Columbia University at May 31, 2013 04:40 PM
To further prove that rocks sink, we will throw Miss McCain into the pool head first
Posted by: Sheldon Cooper at May 31, 2013 12:44 PM (mCvL4)
Posted by: Fritz at May 31, 2013 12:44 PM (G9Mmf)
Posted by: Pave Low John at May 31, 2013 04:31 PM (dN0bs)
They can!
http://youtu.be/dw73DcwIX-A?t=2m45s
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at May 31, 2013 12:44 PM (v3pYe)
Posted by: no good deed at May 31, 2013 12:45 PM (mjR67)
But yeah, every piece of math on the board is wrong besides Einstein's.
Posted by: jmjjbt at May 31, 2013 12:45 PM (6VB4r)
Posted by: Sancho at May 31, 2013 12:45 PM (zA7Zp)
Posted by: RWC at May 31, 2013 12:45 PM (fWAjv)
Posted by: Sheldon Cooper at May 31, 2013 04:44 PM (mCvL4)
And if she floats.....
Posted by: Hrothgar at May 31, 2013 12:45 PM (Cnqmv)
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Mmmm. Blondies. at May 31, 2013 12:45 PM (VtjlW)
This is a parody of stupid Democrat pandering, right?
Posted by: Ian S. at May 31, 2013 12:46 PM (B/VB5)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at May 31, 2013 12:46 PM (/PCJa)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 31, 2013 04:38 PM (lVPtV)
Did it say First?
Posted by: Retarded Shit at May 31, 2013 12:46 PM (xmcEQ)
trade unions in the U.S. and internationally to help them and their
civil society partners develop solutions to major social, economic and
environmental challenges." An idiot referencing a bunch of commies. Sciencey!
Posted by: Guy in Texas
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Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 31, 2013 12:47 PM (aDwsi)
For real.
I'm trying to decide if the headband should be burned in the fireplace.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 31, 2013 12:47 PM (lVPtV)
Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at May 31, 2013 12:47 PM (zA7Zp)
Posted by: Bufalobob at May 31, 2013 12:47 PM (bxn1D)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 31, 2013 12:47 PM (Z2Bkq)
Posted by: Beagle at May 31, 2013 12:47 PM (sOtz/)
Posted by: Raul Grijalva, Acolyte of Science at May 31, 2013 12:48 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Damn Sockpuppet at May 31, 2013 12:48 PM (YmPwQ)
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Mmmm. Blondies. at May 31, 2013 12:48 PM (VtjlW)
I am amazed that he can speak so clearly with his head up his butt.
Posted by: Mallfly, important opinionater at May 31, 2013 12:48 PM (bJm7W)
Posted by: panzernashorn at May 31, 2013 12:49 PM (MhA4j)
Posted by: Yuman
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He was a supporter of a highschool that taught Mexican racial supremecy and hatred against whites.
Posted by: Tilikum The Killer Assault Whale at May 31, 2013 12:49 PM (uhftQ)
Posted by: Raul Grijalva at May 31, 2013 12:49 PM (6TB1Z)
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Mmmm. Blondies. at May 31, 2013 04:48 PM (VtjlW
Trust me, I nearly did. I'm still shaking.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 31, 2013 12:49 PM (lVPtV)
Posted by: Fritz
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Might be a step up from Paint Your Roofs Chu
Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 31, 2013 12:49 PM (aDwsi)
Posted by: Raul Grijalva's Wild Kingdom at May 31, 2013 12:49 PM (zA7Zp)
For real.
I'm trying to decide if the headband should be burned in the fireplace.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 31, 2013 04:47 PM (lVPtV)
And kill all the eggs it laid? You monster!
Posted by: mugiwara at May 31, 2013 12:49 PM (6BnTn)
Posted by: T. at May 31, 2013 12:50 PM (qam6F)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at May 31, 2013 12:50 PM (XIxXP)
Posted by: kbdabear at May 31, 2013 12:50 PM (mCvL4)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at May 31, 2013 12:50 PM (/PCJa)
Posted by: Raul Grijalva, Acolyte of Science at May 31, 2013 12:50 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at May 31, 2013 12:51 PM (XIxXP)
Well, he is a mechanical engineer. Maybe he can design a big fan to cool off the Earth. :/
Posted by: no good deed at May 31, 2013 12:51 PM (mjR67)
Posted by: Raul Grijalva, Acolyte of Science
It's no day at the beach for us, either.
Posted by: The Snakes at May 31, 2013 12:51 PM (6TB1Z)
Posted by: Raul Grijalva at May 31, 2013 12:51 PM (MhA4j)
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Mmmm. Blondies. at May 31, 2013 12:51 PM (VtjlW)
Posted by: Brother Cavil at May 31, 2013 12:51 PM (fMiHM)
Posted by: Skookumchuk at May 31, 2013 04:41 PM (x4x3r)
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Huh? Where is this civilized world of which you speak?
Posted by: Soona at May 31, 2013 12:52 PM (TqtU4)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at May 31, 2013 12:52 PM (/PCJa)
Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at May 31, 2013 12:53 PM (zA7Zp)
Posted by: joncelli at May 31, 2013 12:53 PM (RD7QR)
They're the ones getting their heads sawed of by the muzzies in Europe.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 31, 2013 12:53 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at May 31, 2013 12:53 PM (XIxXP)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at May 31, 2013 12:53 PM (/PCJa)
Posted by: Raul Grijalva at May 31, 2013 12:53 PM (MhA4j)
Posted by: Rapey McSeamammal at May 31, 2013 12:53 PM (fMiHM)
http://tinyurl.com/b5g86wp
Posted by: Mallfly, important opinionater at May 31, 2013 12:54 PM (bJm7W)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at May 31, 2013 12:54 PM (XIxXP)
Posted by: Beagle at May 31, 2013 12:54 PM (sOtz/)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at May 31, 2013 12:55 PM (/PCJa)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at May 31, 2013 12:55 PM (XIxXP)
Posted by: Zombie Tennessee Ernie Ford at May 31, 2013 12:55 PM (mjR67)
Would that be *blows into harmonica*
Way down, below the ocean
Where I want to be, she may be
Posted by: pep at May 31, 2013 12:56 PM (6TB1Z)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 31, 2013 12:56 PM (Z2Bkq)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at May 31, 2013 12:56 PM (/PCJa)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at May 31, 2013 12:57 PM (/PCJa)
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Mrs. Hammer called me into the bathroom this morning, pointed to the ceiling over the shower (which she was about to enter), and asked, "Is that a bug on the ceiling?". Indeed it was...., weirdly, a tick. Just waiting to plop down on a bather. I figured it would have simply been washed away..., pretty weird though. We have two animals (not counting myself) who are in and out of the house, so it piggy-backed in on someone.
Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 31, 2013 12:57 PM (aDwsi)
When were you born?
Posted by: pep at May 31, 2013 12:58 PM (6TB1Z)
"Is that a bug on the ceiling?". Indeed it was...., weirdly, a tick
"Look to the West, Little Wooden-Boy!"
Posted by: The Tick at May 31, 2013 12:58 PM (+8pU5)
Got your hands on the unedited first edition, huh?
Yup. The rough draft underwent a little ... polishing.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 31, 2013 12:59 PM (Z2Bkq)
Posted by: Ragamuffin at May 31, 2013 01:00 PM (fzFF6)
"It aims to help forge international social solidarity based on workersÂ’ rights, environmental protection, needs-based sustainable development, and the extension of economic democracy and popular participation in shaping communities and societies."
nope, doesn't at all sound like left wing airheads on a mission.
Posted by: Mallfly, important opinionater at May 31, 2013 01:00 PM (bJm7W)
And daulphins are really gay sharks.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016
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Most of them by choice.
Posted by: Tilikum The Killer Assault Whale at May 31, 2013 01:01 PM (uhftQ)
Those who have a taste for bullshit pseudoscientific agitprop, as cited above, should Bing "The Story of Stuff," by some dumb twat whose mind (if you'll pardon the exaggeration) is totally unsullied by knowledge.
The whole thing is purest crap, from beginning to end, and was shown to little Guevara ... in his science class.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 31, 2013 01:02 PM (Z2Bkq)
"It aims to help forge international social solidarity based on workersÂ’ rights, environmental protection, needs-based sustainable development, and the extension of economic democracy and popular participation in shaping communities and societies."
They're not even trying to hide it, are they?
"Alright, alright, fuggit, we give up. Yeah, we're Commies, so what? We've got of our own in the White House! Whaddya gonna do about it?"
Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 31, 2013 01:03 PM (Z2Bkq)
This was the least funny episode of It's Alway's Sunny In Philadelphia ever! Why would they put Danny DeVito in a lab coat like that?!
Posted by: land of sky blue water at May 31, 2013 01:04 PM (JoIcn)
Posted by: Beagle at May 31, 2013 01:04 PM (sOtz/)
Posted by: Anthony Weiner at May 31, 2013 01:06 PM (dvRYt)
Posted by: AMartel at May 31, 2013 01:07 PM (1Bqk7)
Posted by: ADK46er at May 31, 2013 01:39 PM (4uftZ)
Posted by: Jeopardy Contestant #4532 at May 31, 2013 01:40 PM (r6wtL)
*Please do not infer any intended or unintended relationship between the citizens of Mexico and grease/oil/lubricants or any other petroleum based substance. Mexicans, like all humans, are carbon based life forms and given enough time, pressure and heat have just as much chance of becoming a diamond as any other carbon based life form.
Posted by: Anchovy at May 31, 2013 01:47 PM (UB6eP)
Posted by: Dean Vernon Wormer at May 31, 2013 01:49 PM (NG7MG)
From the same people who brought you the rat-on-Mars newsflash.
Posted by: AMartel at May 31, 2013 02:00 PM (1Bqk7)
Posted by: Africanus at May 31, 2013 02:16 PM (vEJua)
Posted by: socalcon at May 31, 2013 02:21 PM (vHlQ5)
Posted by: socalcon at May 31, 2013 02:22 PM (vHlQ5)
310 He's wearing a lab coat so whatever he says must be true.
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I thought they were a couple of the Obamacare prop-docs used by the WH a couple of years ago.
Posted by: socalcon at May 31, 2013 02:25 PM (vHlQ5)
Posted by: Hank at May 31, 2013 02:27 PM (adMMf)
322 Thomas Dolby, blinding us with science?
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tell me that song doesn't stay in your head all night. SCIENCE!
Posted by: socalcon at May 31, 2013 02:28 PM (vHlQ5)
The civilized world must be laughing their asses off.
Posted by: Skookumchuk at May 31, 2013 04:41 PM (x4x3r)
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Nope, not yet. They have to catch their breath from the Obama, Holder, Lerner comedy of the past two weeks.
But soon. Soon.
Posted by: socalcon at May 31, 2013 02:31 PM (vHlQ5)
Mexico is #1 for toilets, Coca-Cola, and accordion music.
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OT, sorry. But, swear to gawd, Home Depot had a HUGE display last weekend touting Mexican Coca-Cola and Fresca!--Really. If I had a smartphone I'd of posted it on the web. Rascist!
Posted by: socalcon at May 31, 2013 02:37 PM (vHlQ5)
Posted by: Tenndon at May 31, 2013 02:47 PM (o6Yv2)
Posted by: xuyee at May 31, 2013 03:41 PM (IKrYw)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 31, 2013 04:55 PM (DPdf7)
Must be the sad face Emmett Kelly clown. But go ahead and laugh anyway, since we now live in the Obama anti-Universe.
Posted by: dissent555 at May 31, 2013 03:57 PM (yR6A1)
Posted by: dissent555 at May 31, 2013 03:59 PM (yR6A1)
- The people who wrote it surely never worked on a pipeline project;
- They surely have never actually worked on a construction project;
- There is strong evidence that they have never witnessed a major construction project, even from a distance;
- The study's authors are adept at raising strawmen;
The main conclusion to be drawn from that study is that Cornell University is no longer worthy of respect.
http://www.ilr.cornell.edu/globallaborinstitute/research/upload /GLI_KeystoneXL_012312_FIN.pdf
Posted by: Cannot see the future at May 31, 2013 05:21 PM (nEDGE)
Posted by: MathMom at May 31, 2013 08:10 PM (H2Mwq)
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