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July 27, 2013

Dirty Bi-sexual Sex Video [OregonMuse]
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I'm old enough to remember when sex was "dirty". We told "dirty" jokes, read "dirty" books, looked at "dirty" pictures and saw "dirty" movies. Or, at least others did. I just heard about it.

But now this, this is a real dirty video. In fact, it's positively slimy. You'll be constantly thinking "eeeew, what are they going to do next?" but you'll keep watching to find out.

It's actually quite remarkable. It shows the mating habits of two lower life forms, and I'm not talking about Bob Filner and Anthony Weiner.

You know, if H. P. Lovecraft invented sex, it would probably look pretty much like this for everyone.

Update:

4 Break out the salt for the college theme song! Guess the college!
Posted by: Vic at July 27, 2013 02:50 PM (lZvxr)

I believe that would be U.C. Santa Cruz. Mascot: The fighting banana slug.

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1 No. Fucking. Way am I clicking play.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 27, 2013 10:49 AM (GEICT)

2 That's hawt.

Posted by: Paris Hilton at July 27, 2013 10:49 AM (Aif/5)

3 Neither will I be Rick Rolled yet again!

Posted by: DM at July 27, 2013 10:50 AM (LaKlJ)

4 Break out the salt for the college theme song! Guess the college!

Posted by: Vic at July 27, 2013 10:50 AM (lZvxr)

5 Nice try, though!

Posted by: DM at July 27, 2013 10:51 AM (LaKlJ)

6 Romantic music and mucus. That takes me back...

Posted by: Banana Demokratik Republik at July 27, 2013 10:52 AM (SqoiK)

7 Still waiting for the slug sexting foreplay video.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at July 27, 2013 10:52 AM (eHIJJ)

Someone please take away Oregon Muse's keys to the blog.

He's grounded for at least a week.

Posted by: tsrblke at July 27, 2013 10:53 AM (GaqMa)

9 Snail sex? I think I rather watch Hillary and Huma bump uglies.

Posted by: Invictus at July 27, 2013 10:53 AM (OQpzc)

10 DUDE BARREL!.

Posted by: tsrblke at July 27, 2013 10:54 AM (GaqMa)

11
Monty Python - Mollusks

Vids: https://tinyurl.com/mmncpo8

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 27, 2013 10:54 AM (kdS6q)

12 OK, who hacked the AoSHQ OBD port?

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at July 27, 2013 10:55 AM (eHIJJ)

13 Rule 34 - It's true!

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 27, 2013 10:55 AM (BAS5M)

14
I thought you said this wasn't about Weiner and Filner?

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at July 27, 2013 10:56 AM (qoQi/)

15 When did dirty become a dirty word?
Sex is a beautiful thing.
Gerbils up the ass, not so much.

Posted by: Craig Poe at July 27, 2013 10:56 AM (BVkEs)

16 You wanna see my 'slug'?

Posted by: Danger, Carlos Danger - Agent Double O Naught at July 27, 2013 10:58 AM (Pr6hk)

17 Meh, democrats, what ya gonna do with them...

Posted by: Gmac-Pondering the coming implosions at July 27, 2013 10:58 AM (IanLz)

18 Ah, memories....

Posted by: Two Dogs Fucking at July 27, 2013 10:58 AM (BVkEs)

19 Speaking of dirty sex....... https://twitter.com/MeghanMcCain/status/361189279566811136/photo/1

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 27, 2013 10:58 AM (GEICT)

20 Hey babe. Meet my twin brother, Leopard Slug

Posted by: Mayor Bob Filner at July 27, 2013 10:59 AM (Pr6hk)

21 Looks like Meghy is getting ready for target practice at Sturgis

Posted by: phreshone at July 27, 2013 11:00 AM (Pr6hk)

22 This is what you get when you don't pay for their or my condoms.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at July 27, 2013 11:00 AM (eHIJJ)

23 *Fap*Fap*Fap*Fap*

Posted by: Japanese Hentai Artist at July 27, 2013 11:00 AM (Vk2pI)

24 *squirt*

Posted by: Anthony Weiner at July 27, 2013 11:00 AM (NEIxp)

Swell -

Gay snail sex with romantic music, ending with a cum shot

To top it off, Richard Attenborough sounds very turned on.

Posted by: Mr WonderfulSwell at July 27, 2013 11:01 AM (z5QNM)

26 If only they could marry.

Posted by: zsasz at July 27, 2013 11:01 AM (MMC8r)

27 Cochran, that's one demerit for not using a URL shortener.

Posted by: Andy at July 27, 2013 11:01 AM (pmDdf)

28 Weiner and Filner are still dickheads in my book. Amirite?

Posted by: Fritz at July 27, 2013 11:01 AM (bWoh5)

29 This is not the leopard slug I once knew

Posted by: Barky McBamastain at July 27, 2013 11:01 AM (Pr6hk)

30 No guesses eh. The answer is USC Santa Cruz, the banana slug song.

Posted by: Vic at July 27, 2013 11:02 AM (lZvxr)

31 He never writes, he never calls..

Posted by: Mr Wonderful at July 27, 2013 11:02 AM (z5QNM)

32 27 Cochran, that's one demerit for not using a URL shortener. Posted by: Andy at July 27, 2013 03:01 PM (pmDdf) Yeah, but you know far fewer people wouldve clicked it. See it's MeggieMac and you can't help but click.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 27, 2013 11:03 AM (GEICT)

33 Dude. Their wangers come out of their heads. Out of their freaking heads!

Posted by: Insomniac at July 27, 2013 11:03 AM (NEIxp)

34 'my schedule doesn't allow me to have traditional pets, so I have these slugs. The one on the left is Barack and the one on the right is Reggie'

Posted by: Anderson Cooper at July 27, 2013 11:03 AM (Pr6hk)

35 I gotta get me one of them "mucus ropes"

Posted by: Bob Metty at July 27, 2013 11:05 AM (6bwY+)

36 I love my wife. Watching bad movie and she goes "Hey, rewind it, you missed a serious downblouse boob shot." Love. Her.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 27, 2013 11:05 AM (GEICT)

37 Sort of a miniature recreation of Hillary with Rosie O'Donnell

Posted by: Shecky Soetoro at July 27, 2013 11:05 AM (Pr6hk)

Now let me show you something!

Posted by: Argentine Lake Duck at July 27, 2013 11:06 AM (z5QNM)

39 OT: Facepalms: MSNBC Analyst: Zimmerman Is Peruvian-American, Not Hispanic http://tinyurl.com/29mo8pg

Posted by: The Political Hat at July 27, 2013 11:06 AM (Vk2pI)

40
I had to get an electroencephalopod once. Now there's snail sperm swimming around in my braims!

Posted by: VP 'Choo Choo' Biden at July 27, 2013 11:06 AM (qoQi/)

41 On the whole I think it was better when sex was dirty-so that people didn't feel the need to put it or their anatomies on their -iphones or youtube entries and engage in sex or displays of their sexual organs in parades so that everybody could see and applaud them for not being stuck up puritans

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 27, 2013 11:07 AM (GTpeb)

MIME PORN

Posted by: 2 x 4 at July 27, 2013 11:08 AM (fvyjD)

43 In related news, Dominique Strauss-Kahn is to face trial on pimping charges, French prosecutors say.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-23467433

Posted by: phreshone at July 27, 2013 11:08 AM (Pr6hk)

44
On the whole I think it was better when sex was dirty-so that people didn't feel the need to put it or their anatomies on their -iphones or youtube entries and engage in sex or displays of their sexual organs in parades so that everybody could see and applaud them for not being stuck up puritans

But are you in the Mayonnaise, or Miracle Whip camp?

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at July 27, 2013 11:09 AM (qoQi/)

45 BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk: "See it's MeggieMac and you can't help but click."

Wanna bet?

OK, actually, you got me this time... but only because I wanted get the name of the show she just signed up for and I didn't want to type anything to track it down. I hate typing URLs.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at July 27, 2013 11:09 AM (eHIJJ)

46 Posted by: The Political Hat at July 27, 2013 03:06 PM (Vk2pI)

But if had been shot by a "white" guy, he would have been classified by the media as a "Black Hispanic"!

Posted by: Hrothgar at July 27, 2013 11:09 AM (XdnQT)

47 Which one is the Japanese school girl?

Posted by: eman at July 27, 2013 11:09 AM (AO9UG)

48 I'm on a low fat diet. I don't use either.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 27, 2013 11:10 AM (GTpeb)

49 Not close enough to tentacle pr0n.

Posted by: Hrothgar at July 27, 2013 11:11 AM (XdnQT)

50 ...At least it's not spiders.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/i][/b][/u] at July 27, 2013 11:11 AM (CA2NO)

51 Oh. I thought it might be video of Rachel Genetalia twerking.

Posted by: Waldo Truth at July 27, 2013 11:11 AM (tXGg/)

52 Does the slime taste like beer and sammies?

Posted by: Waldo Truth at July 27, 2013 11:12 AM (tXGg/)

53 Slug Diggler in Pizza Boy Slime II: Moar Slime.

Posted by: eman at July 27, 2013 11:13 AM (AO9UG)

54 Samsung overtakes Apple as world's most profitable mobile phone maker

Steve Jobs? Never heard of him.

Posted by: Charlie Gibson at July 27, 2013 11:13 AM (Pr6hk)

55 ~~~~~~~~~~Â¥ Â¥~~~~~~~~~~~~ Let's get ready to TUMBLE!!

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at July 27, 2013 11:14 AM (pxDth)

56 Barreltime, Charlie G.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at July 27, 2013 11:15 AM (eHIJJ)

57 Nice work Charles

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 27, 2013 11:15 AM (GEICT)

58 Closing arguments end in Bradley Manning court-martial

That little bitch needs more than a slap

Posted by: George S. Patton at July 27, 2013 11:15 AM (Pr6hk)

59 The klaxon sounds and the flashing light flashes as the mighty doors to The Barrel open.

Posted by: eman at July 27, 2013 11:15 AM (AO9UG)

60 Toss the slugs into the barrel for good measure!!

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at July 27, 2013 11:17 AM (pxDth)

61 "President Barack Obama says WashingtonÂ’s top priority must be to reverse trends like economic inequality, weakened middle-class security and global competition. He says Washington has lost focus on the economy."

That's my boy

Posted by: Karl Marx at July 27, 2013 11:18 AM (Pr6hk)

62 O.T., I'm late to the party on this, but J.J. Cale died

Posted by: Albie Damned at July 27, 2013 11:20 AM (Yhu4q)

63 I heard a rumor that those slugs are going to be in Filner' s sex rehab group.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at July 27, 2013 11:20 AM (pxDth)

64 Hold The phone for Flaming Skull!

Looks like Ratshit Rubio is going all out to reclaim conservatives.

He indicates (hints) he will support government shutdown to defund Obamacare.

http://tinyurl.com/nzvj5pf

Posted by: Vic at July 27, 2013 11:20 AM (lZvxr)

65 That's my boy

Posted by: Karl Marx at July 27, 2013 03:18 PM (Pr6hk)

Maybe he actually did take a college course and excel in it after all, "Communism and the Proletariat 101".

Posted by: Hrothgar at July 27, 2013 11:21 AM (XdnQT)

66 >>

Posted by: The Political Hat at July 27, 2013 03:06 PM (Vk2pI)

So I reckon by that logic that Obammy can't call himself black...just a Kenyan-American

Posted by: Albie Damned at July 27, 2013 11:22 AM (Yhu4q)

67 The one looks like Sluggo. Must be doing the nasty with Nancy.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at July 27, 2013 11:24 AM (pxDth)

68 Hold The phone for Flaming Skull! Looks like Ratshit Rubio is going all out to reclaim conservatives. He indicates (hints) he will support government shutdown to defund Obamacare. http://tinyurl.com/nzvj5pf Posted by: Vic at July 27, 2013 03:20 PM (lZvxr) Too late for him.

Posted by: eman at July 27, 2013 11:25 AM (AO9UG)

69 President Barack Obama says...

And that's about the point in a story where I say to myself, "blah blah blah *yawn* blah blah," and then look for more slug porn.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at July 27, 2013 11:25 AM (eHIJJ)

70 Posted by: Albie Damned at July 27, 2013 03:22 PM (Yhu4q)

No, the media has perfected the "selective one drop theory of race" classification.

Posted by: Hrothgar at July 27, 2013 11:25 AM (XdnQT)

71 It's blue loogies!

Posted by: Waldo Truth at July 27, 2013 11:25 AM (tXGg/)

72

Quick OT:

For those of you still playing Neverwinter, they've got a special thing going for the next few days. Little gift boxes that drop randomly from mobs that can have some decent gear, some fluff, rare potions, and even Astral Diamonds, (at a nice 10,000 AD for each box that contains AD). The boxes drop fairly frequently, and the event lasts until 10 am pacific time on Monday.

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at July 27, 2013 11:25 AM (qoQi/)

73 Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at July 27, 2013 03:25 PM (eHIJJ)

Never thought I would need to bookmark slug pr0n, but I can use it to pass the time whenever Barky's following his teleprompter.

Posted by: Hrothgar at July 27, 2013 11:27 AM (XdnQT)

74 "He indicates (hints) he will..."

And that's about the point in a story where I say to myself, "blah blah blah *yawn* blah blah," and then look for even more slug porn.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at July 27, 2013 11:28 AM (eHIJJ)

75 Why is the GOP trying to prevent President Obama from doing something about the Slug Pron Menace?

Posted by: eman at July 27, 2013 11:30 AM (AO9UG)

76 Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at July 27, 2013 03:28 PM (eHIJJ)

Yeah, since he actually helped negotiate, write, and voted for the current POS amnesty bill will need actions instead of "words". And those actions must be it makes it through enough of congress to actually either defund Obamacare or shut down the government in a real shutdown.

Posted by: Vic at July 27, 2013 11:30 AM (lZvxr)

77 Like Gary Busey in Point Break talking about LA: "Twenty years. The sex got clean and the air got dirty."

Posted by: BuddyPC at July 27, 2013 11:30 AM (jfUIE)

78 Wow, we're starting the ONT already?

Slug pr0n ftw!

Posted by: EC at July 27, 2013 11:31 AM (doBIb)

79 Hrothgar: "Never thought I would need to bookmark slug pr0n..."

Curious isn't it? One day you never knew it existed and then, BAM!, you simply can't get enough. And man are we gonna go through a lot of slugs.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at July 27, 2013 11:31 AM (eHIJJ)

80 We are going to need a bigger tree

Posted by: Sheriff Brody at July 27, 2013 11:32 AM (lZvxr)

81 Is that what Filner did to those women? Put them in a headlock and then slime them like those slugs are doing?

Posted by: EC at July 27, 2013 11:33 AM (doBIb)

82 Leave the slugs, take the slime.

Posted by: Clemenza at July 27, 2013 11:33 AM (lZvxr)

83 I paint this!

Posted by: Zombie Dali at July 27, 2013 11:34 AM (C8mVl)

84 Do me a favor, guys? Ever since I suggested on Twitter that a 14 year old brat holding up a sign reading, "Jesus isn't a dick, keep him out of my vagina" deserved a smack for blasphemy & obscenity, I've been getting harrassing tweets from this guy: Â“@SmashAdams1989 @CoolCzech1 CongratulationsYour tweet has been featured here: http://t.co/q70IckQpNUÂ” My reply was, "OH NOES WHAT WILL BECOME OF ME NOW?😱" Before I blocked him for the upteenth time. Untimidating pople into silence won't work with me. But - maybe all you with a twitter account can give this fascist creep a taste of his own medicine? Please tweet @SmashAdams1989 how you feel about his methods and his support for obscenity and late term butchery! Thanks!!

Posted by: CoolCzech at July 27, 2013 11:34 AM (niZvt)

85 I'm your Leopard Slug

Posted by: Doc Holiday at July 27, 2013 11:34 AM (lZvxr)

86 Late to the party. This is actually worse than the Thursday night ONT.

Didn't think it was possible.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at July 27, 2013 11:34 AM (4Mv1T)

87 And her, I thought you had a copy of "Pink Flamingos"

Posted by: Divine at July 27, 2013 11:34 AM (e8kgV)

88 TR! What up?

I did some lawn work this morning too before I passed out on the grass clippings from heat exhaustion and dehydration.

Ugh!!!

Posted by: EC at July 27, 2013 11:35 AM (doBIb)

89 "Group. Ve haff two new members joining us today, for privacy purposes ve will call them Slug A and Slug B. No, Bob, you are NOT allowed to hug the slugs. Now, let's begin."

Posted by: Dr. Ruth Westheimer at July 27, 2013 11:35 AM (pxDth)

90 You tell 'em I'm coming! And the slugs coming with me you hear! Hell's coming with me!

Posted by: Wyatt slug Earp at July 27, 2013 11:36 AM (lZvxr)

91 I paint this with the potato chips and the host of Saint Michael!

Posted by: Zombie Dali at July 27, 2013 11:36 AM (C8mVl)

92 >>>I'm your Leopard Slug

Posted by: Doc Holiday at July 27, 2013 03:34 PM (lZvxr)<<<

I coughed up a mucus rope once. There was a chunk of lung attached to the end.

Posted by: Fritz at July 27, 2013 11:37 AM (bWoh5)

93 Pre-#100, but O/T and of interest:

Sure glad we don't need the military anymore, because our intellectual and moral superiors are ensuring we won't have one.

http://tinyurl.com/l6alc2w

H/T Instapundit.

Posted by: Hrothgar at July 27, 2013 11:38 AM (XdnQT)

94 'sup, EC, and fellow purveyors of slug pron.

Grass is cut. Chickens ready for the smoker. Commencing at 5PM

Posted by: Tobacco Road at July 27, 2013 11:38 AM (4Mv1T)

95 Sorry, CoolCzech. Twitter ain't my thang. I'm preferential to tech with more character.

Thank you. Please try the escargot.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at July 27, 2013 11:38 AM (eHIJJ)

96
Chickens ready for the smoker. Commencing at 5PM

This is like a promotion. Really.

Posted by: The Chicken at July 27, 2013 11:41 AM (qoQi/)

97 Escargot porn? Well... Maybe...

Posted by: CoolCzech at July 27, 2013 11:41 AM (niZvt)

98 Slugfest!

Posted by: Mike Hammer at July 27, 2013 11:41 AM (aDwsi)

99 Grass is cut. Chickens ready for the smoker. Commencing at 5PM

Sounds delish!

Posted by: EC at July 27, 2013 11:42 AM (doBIb)

100 Phoney Slugs. That's all we hear about. Tastes just like dog.

Posted by: Injuin Black Foot Barry, the one that eats dogs at July 27, 2013 11:42 AM (wR+pz)

101 So Hammer, did you get a gullywasher today? I'm watching that big blob on the radar headed my way.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at July 27, 2013 11:43 AM (4Mv1T)

102 Hey TR, storms coming your way!

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at July 27, 2013 11:44 AM (wR+pz)

103 Hey TR, storms coming your way!

Oh man, I just looked at the radar now. It'll hit us around 5 it looks like.

TR, you may want to move that smoker under some cover.

Posted by: EC at July 27, 2013 11:46 AM (doBIb)

104 Sounds delish!

Posted by: EC
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Well it won't be for lack of trying. Maiden voyage of this smoker thingy. I'm taking lots of adult beverage to soothe any disappointments.

It's the in-laws, and the in-laws of the in-laws (the out-laws). Worse thing that could happen is I make them all sick. Or dead.

*evil chuckle*

Posted by: Tobacco Road at July 27, 2013 11:46 AM (4Mv1T)

105 OT, Any posts on the HQ about the 60th anniversary of the Korean War armistice?

Posted by: The Political Hat at July 27, 2013 11:46 AM (Vk2pI)

106 "Now...Slug A. I vant you to take off your shell and stand in front of the group and repeat after me...'I haff a very nice penis...for a slug'

Posted by: Dr. Ruth Westheimer at July 27, 2013 11:47 AM (pxDth)

107 I figured we'd get that rain. I'll be at the entrance to the garage and the breeze blows the smoke in the garage anyway so it won't matter.

Just hope there's not a lot of wind.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at July 27, 2013 11:48 AM (4Mv1T)

108 Posted by: Hrothgar at July 27, 2013 03:38 PM (XdnQT)

Sickening, but that is the intent of today's military leadership under the Obamanite regime.

Posted by: Vic at July 27, 2013 11:48 AM (lZvxr)

109 But hey, if he had been not melanin deficient I would bet no harm no foul.

Posted by: Vic at July 27, 2013 11:48 AM (lZvxr)

110 TR, I bought a smoker at Costco last year. Uses wood chips. Still in the box. Son left town.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at July 27, 2013 11:50 AM (wR+pz)

111 I can't believe Jennifer Anisten still has a career. She is so old school. We new school.

Posted by: Shark Cracka! at July 27, 2013 11:50 AM (tXGg/)

112 I bought a smoker at Costco last year. Uses wood chips.

Still in the box. Son left town.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at July 27, 2013 03:50 PM (wR+pz)

Did you read my link early this morning about COSTCO?

Heavy Obama contributor and receiver of crony corruption. I will no longer buy any liquor from them.

Posted by: Vic at July 27, 2013 11:52 AM (lZvxr)

113 CoolCzech- I just went through some of his posts and followed a bunch of people. Except for the actual racists, his blog could be a who to follow list.

Posted by: typo dynamofo at July 27, 2013 11:56 AM (OT+H4)

114 TR,
I bought a smoker at Costco last year. Uses wood chips.
Still in the box. Son left town. Posted by: Billy Bob,
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This is about a $200 contraption my disabled nephew bought. He loves all things cooking, and only has use of an arm and a leg. So I put it together for him, seasoned it, and "we" are cooking for the family tonight. He's pretty jazzed about it.

By the time the chicken is done at 7PM I'll be drunk in the garage.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at July 27, 2013 11:56 AM (4Mv1T)

115 Hope he likes it TR

Posted by: Vic at July 27, 2013 12:00 PM (lZvxr)

116 Hey 'ettes wanna get sticky?

Posted by: Sluggish Slimey Filner at July 27, 2013 12:00 PM (Aif/5)

117 Still in the box. Son left town. Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal
---------------------------

So when you get that cast off it will give you something to do.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at July 27, 2013 12:00 PM (4Mv1T)

118 "Anthony. Do you haff anything you would like to share with the group? No...not your photo album. We've already seen those pictures."

Posted by: Dr. Ruth Westheimer at July 27, 2013 12:01 PM (pxDth)

119 So let me get out of here and get ahead of this rain. I'll report back on the smoked birds later.

Out.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at July 27, 2013 12:03 PM (4Mv1T)

120 Posted by: Vic at July 27, 2013 03:48 PM (lZvxr)

Well, there's that redeeming feature of the Obama clan - tribal loyalty!

Sort of like the muz sub-sects believing that it is OK to kill each members of other sub-sects in the name of peace!

Posted by: Hrothgar at July 27, 2013 12:04 PM (XdnQT)

121 Heavy Obama contributor and receiver of crony corruption. I will no longer buy any liquor from them.

Posted by: Vic at July 27, 2013 03:52 PM (lZvxr)

The sad thing is, lots of big corporations are heavy TFG donors. Kind of ironic. All that bullshit about Republicans are tools of corporate interests and vice versa, and the real truth is that there are a huge number of democrat donors in the big multinational corporation world.

Posted by: EC at July 27, 2013 12:05 PM (doBIb)

122 I just created a new folder for my slug pr0n downloads. You'd be amazed how much of that stuff is out there, and it's all free!

Posted by: Hrothgar at July 27, 2013 12:05 PM (XdnQT)

123 Posted by: EC at July 27, 2013 04:05 PM (doBIb)

Wasn't "Pay to play!" invented/perfected by the Chicago Dailey machine?

Posted by: Hrothgar at July 27, 2013 12:07 PM (XdnQT)

124 The sad thing is, lots of big corporations are heavy TFG donors. Kind of ironic. All that bullshit about Republicans are tools of corporate interests and vice versa, and the real truth is that there are a huge number of democrat donors in the big multinational corporation world. Posted by: EC at July 27, 2013 04:05 PM (doBIb) They usually donate to both sides. Maybe after reading the tea leaves one side will get more. It's not politics, it's good business. If I were CEO I would do the same thing.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at July 27, 2013 12:09 PM (XIxXP)

125 Wasn't "Pay to play!" invented/perfected by the Chicago Dailey machine?

Daley and Blago wrote the book on how to make money in office.

Posted by: EC at July 27, 2013 12:09 PM (doBIb)

126 Slugs.....why did it have to be slugs?

Posted by: Indiana Jones at July 27, 2013 12:09 PM (ADnWI)

127 They usually donate to both sides. Maybe after reading the tea leaves one side will get more. It's not politics, it's good business. If I were CEO I would do the same thing.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at July 27, 2013 04:09 PM (XIxXP)

There are a few that are exclusively dem donors and a few are pub donors, but for the most part yes, they do contribute to whomever is in the WH. Money makes it easier to do business. I can't disagree with that.

Posted by: EC at July 27, 2013 12:10 PM (doBIb)

128 DRUDGE: NBC to air Hillary miniseries Time for the MSM to begin the pump-n-dump cycle all over again. Remember the hagiographies they do for Republicans to inflate/rehab their image before elections? Yeah, me neither.

Posted by: zsasz at July 27, 2013 12:10 PM (MMC8r)

129 Daley and Blago wrote the book on how to make money in office.
Posted by: EC
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Surely it was only a sequel to 'Tammany Hall', by Boss Tweed

Posted by: Mike Hammer at July 27, 2013 12:11 PM (aDwsi)

130 Does anybody know a good trick for getting slime off a computer screen? I'm, um, asking for a friend.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at July 27, 2013 12:11 PM (pxDth)

131 Beauty, brains and bias-Hpw liberals earn praise merely for being Liberals: http://spectator.org/archives/2013/07/26/beauty-brains-and-bias I agree with Stacy McCain, the author. What's the big deal about Huma? So, she's somewhat attractive. So?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 27, 2013 12:13 PM (GTpeb)

132 So the wife and I are watching bad movies. First we watched 40 Days and Nights (world floods) starring this chick... http://tinyurl.com/kwujemv rocking this look...http://tinyurl.com/onqfzxu And now we switch on SyFy....Swamp Shark starring Kristy Swanson (original Buffy). It's a good day.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 27, 2013 12:13 PM (GEICT)

133 Is UCSC still pass/fail? Too hippie to demand actual grades?

Posted by: iNC Ref at July 27, 2013 12:14 PM (uM8td)

134 I can't believe Jennifer Anisten still has a career. She is so old school. We new school. Posted by: Shark Cracka!
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That's retarded, sir.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at July 27, 2013 12:14 PM (aDwsi)

135 What's the big deal about Huma? So, she's somewhat attractive. So? That's debatable.

Posted by: zsasz at July 27, 2013 12:16 PM (MMC8r)

136 Remember the hagiographies they do for Republicans to inflate/rehab their image before elections?

Yeah, me neither.

Because, hypocrisy n' shit.

Posted by: The MSM, Now With 20% More Integrity at July 27, 2013 12:16 PM (7e3KP)

137 And the connection between Huma and slugs is that her husband is a slug. For the sake of their baby growing up in a two parent home, I hope he gets serious counselllng and changes his life but I'm not at all confident of it.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 27, 2013 12:16 PM (GTpeb)

138 I agree with Stacy McCain, the author. What's the big deal about Huma? So, she's somewhat attractive. So? Posted by: FenelonSpoke
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When Huma appears, I see Anthony..., ergo, no attraction at all....

Posted by: Mike Hammer at July 27, 2013 12:17 PM (aDwsi)

139 I salted a slug in Reno
Just to watch it die.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 27, 2013 12:17 PM (7e3KP)

140 Of course it's debatable. You wouldn't know that from "The Daily News" fawning over her lovely hair.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 27, 2013 12:17 PM (GTpeb)

141 I hope he gets serious counselllng and changes his life but I'm not at all confident of it. Posted by: FenelonSpoke
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I've said before, one of the convenient aspects of the publicity surrounding Clinton and Monica is that Chelsea's analyst will not have to work in order seek the substance of her emotional problems.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at July 27, 2013 12:20 PM (aDwsi)

142 That's debatable.

Posted by: zsasz at July 27, 2013 04:16 PM (MMC8r)

I can't see anything to debate about Huma "attractiveness", I wouldn't hit that with someone else's junk.

When Huma appears, I see Anthony..., ergo, no attraction at all....

Posted by: Mike Hammer at July 27, 2013 04:17 PM (aDwsi)

I see Hillary and Anthony and suddenly need anti-nausea meds!

Posted by: Hrothgar at July 27, 2013 12:20 PM (XdnQT)

143 You guys. Indefatigable. This thing you do. Day in, day out.

Posted by: soothsayer went to phoenix az all the way to tacoma at July 27, 2013 12:22 PM (nymIx)

144 Chelsea's analyst will be able to write a new chapter for the DSM VI.

The Abedin-Weiner kid's analyst will be able to add several appendices to it.

Posted by: Hrothgar at July 27, 2013 12:24 PM (XdnQT)

145 Hagiography for Hillary. Seems appropriate.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at July 27, 2013 12:24 PM (pxDth)

146 Does anybody know a good trick for getting slime off a computer screen? I'm, um, asking for a friend.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at July 27, 2013 04:11 PM (pxDth)

................................

Maybe your "friend" could try some Justin Bieber spit and a Shamwow?

Posted by: Molly k. at July 27, 2013 12:25 PM (4ygzS)

147 The article is really about liberals being celebrated for nothing: "Â“Before this week, she had a sterling reputationÂ… based onÂ… what, exactly?Â” Weigel wrote of Mrs. Weiner. Â“If you return to the early profiles that created AbedinÂ’s image, theyÂ’re based on very little.Â” Abedin is a capable and intelligent woman, not bad to look at, but in this she differs not at all from many other capable, intelligent, nice-looking women who work in politics. Weigel pointed out, however, that the press has for years gone out of its way to praise Abedin as though she were more beautiful than Grace Kelly and more intelligent than Albert Einstein. An unsuspecting reader might have thought Huma spent her evenings as a fashion model and her weekends working to cure cancer. The double standard is obvious. Can anyone think of any aide to a Republican politician, or any Republican politicianÂ’s wife, who ever received the kind of celebrity treatment that the media provided to Huma Abedin? And yet, until Weigel raised the question, it seem no one had ever thought twice about it. This is merely one example of the unexamined prejudices that compose the enormous edifice of one-sided journalism we call liberal media bias. Every day, there are questions that Â“mainstreamÂ” reporters (the scare-quotes denoting how liberals arrogate to themselves the authority to define Â“mainstreamÂ”) simply never ask." From the Stacy McCain article from "The American Spectator"

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 27, 2013 12:25 PM (GTpeb)

148 Indefatigable.

Posted by: soothsayer
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Ah. There's a coincidence...., just started re-reading the Hornblower novels, by C.S. Forester. Still on #1, 'Mr. Midshipman Hornblower', where his first assignment is to H.M.S Indefatigable

Posted by: Mike Hammer at July 27, 2013 12:26 PM (aDwsi)

149 New Ace

Posted by: Vic at July 27, 2013 12:27 PM (lZvxr)

150 FenelonSpoke: "What's the big deal about Huma? So, she's somewhat attractive. So?"

And so is Michelle Obama. And was Hillary Clinton. And Nancy Pelosi.

So the grains of salt I might've sprinkled on a slug orgy... I'm smearing all over the media's selectively applied definition of "attractive".

But appearances aside, all assuredly immaterial considering she's a Muslim Brotherhood agent trying to power-climb her way into office via the "victimized wife" gambit. IOW, not attractive and not a victim.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at July 27, 2013 12:28 PM (eHIJJ)

151 No, I don't think anyone has ever said Nancy Pelosi is attractive. At least I don't recall it being one of the liberal talking points about her. And its material because whatever happens to Anthony we'll be hearing about Huma for the next three and a half years too.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 27, 2013 12:31 PM (GTpeb)

152 Ah. There's a coincidence...., just started re-reading the Hornblower novels, by C.S. Forester. Still on #1, 'Mr. Midshipman Hornblower', where his first assignment is to H.M.S Indefatigable

Posted by: Mike Hammer at July 27, 2013 04:26 PM (aDwsi)

I'm pissed about those books because I figured they would be on the free Gutenberg stuff site but they are still under copyright. I guess the Mickey Mouse law is tough.

Posted by: Vic at July 27, 2013 12:33 PM (lZvxr)

153 @113 Yeah, I know Costco has a commie head. Sam's AKA Walmart supported Obamacare, so I don't see a lot of difference. Costco has the best fucking meat, period.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at July 27, 2013 12:38 PM (wR+pz)

154 Posted by: Vic at July 27, 2013 04:33 PM (lZvxr)

Forester wrote post-Mouse, so good luck with that!

Posted by: Hrothgar at July 27, 2013 12:38 PM (XdnQT)

155 As a good capitalist, I seem to get better value, for what few hard earned dollars I get to spend after Obama and the slugs steal most of it, at COSTCO. And they will take almost anything I return without a whimper. Buycotting Costco would be very hard to do.

Posted by: Hrothgar at July 27, 2013 12:41 PM (XdnQT)

156 When Huma appears, I see Anthony..., ergo, no attraction at all.... Posted by: Mike Hammer at July 27, 2013 04:17 PM (aDwsi) I feel the same way about Kristen Powers. If she'd let that POS mount her, she's clearly a scummy bitch.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at July 27, 2013 12:42 PM (XIxXP)

157 "Who's this, asshole number 1? Put asshole number 2 on the phone." Posted by: i like chunks at July 01, 2010 03:20 PM (uFokq) i like chunks?? I have no recollection on why I had that name.

Posted by: soothsayer went to phoenix az all the way to tacoma at July 27, 2013 12:44 PM (nymIx)

158 Costco has the best fucking meat, period. Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at July 27, 2013 04:38 PM (wR+pz) Agreed. We buy pork loins and big chunks of whatever the Mrs. Brings home and I cut steaks and freeze em.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at July 27, 2013 12:44 PM (XIxXP)

159 Mike 'indefatigable' is one of my favorite words.

Posted by: soothsayer went to phoenix az all the way to tacoma at July 27, 2013 12:47 PM (nymIx)

160 I'm supposed to believe that this evolved?

Posted by: No Freakin' Way at July 27, 2013 12:48 PM (ab+jQ)

161 Forester wrote post-Mouse, so good luck with that!

Posted by: Hrothgar at July 27, 2013 04:38 PM (XdnQT)

Damn, stupid me, I thought those were old old

Posted by: Vic at July 27, 2013 12:50 PM (lZvxr)

162 @159 I can not believe Costco was selling Prime Beef Tenderloin for $9.95 a pound, un trimmed. It was twice that at Harris Teeter.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at July 27, 2013 12:53 PM (wR+pz)

163 What is seen cannon be unseen. I just lost a d20 worth of sanity points.

Posted by: Brad at July 27, 2013 12:56 PM (eWmIX)

164 Easy for me to boycott Costco since the closest one is > 100 miles away. We used to Have a Harris Teeter with a good meat department but they closed it down.

In fact they closed nearly every one they had in SC.

Posted by: Vic at July 27, 2013 12:59 PM (lZvxr)

165 In fact they closed nearly every one they had in SC. Posted by: Vic at July 27, 2013 04:59 PM (lZvxr) Everything was a dollar more than everywhere else. We'll pay a premium but not a ridiculous premium

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at July 27, 2013 01:06 PM (XIxXP)

166 So after spending all day away from Ace, I come across this. Didn't we learn anything with obese guy, a liver and an aluminum can? You cobs make me chuckle. And I bet BC did watch it

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian, now with 50% more sensitivity at July 27, 2013 02:48 PM (HVff2)

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