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January 25, 2013

Dogs Who Telecommute
— Ace

Funny stuff, swiped from @rdbrewer4's huge funny-video dump in the sidebar.

Posted by: Ace at 01:52 PM | Comments (75)
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1 I howl whenever I see Meghan McCain as well.

Posted by: Dr Spank at January 25, 2013 01:55 PM (w+Dvf)

2 Inside the mind behind ORCA

Posted by: CAC at January 25, 2013 01:56 PM (eFU14)

3 Only nine continental mammal and bird species are known to have gone extinct in 500 years. Three mammals and six birds in 500 years, thatÂ’s less than one continental mammal extinction per century, and these highly scientific folks are claiming that 30 mammals and 80 birds are going extinct per decade? Â… once again IÂ’m forced to ask, where are the corpses?

Posted by: Rachel Carson at January 25, 2013 01:58 PM (e8kgV)

4 I think CNN's ratings would improve if they replaced all of their hosts with cats and dogs.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at January 25, 2013 01:58 PM (xz0nG)

5 I believe the dog called Pennsylvania correctly a week out.

Posted by: Dr Spank at January 25, 2013 01:59 PM (w+Dvf)

6 My gosh, it's Triumph in real life, canine form minus insults!

Posted by: L, elle at January 25, 2013 02:01 PM (0PiQ4)

7 That dog keeps repeating the same tired canine talking points.
Throw him a bone and he'll follow you anywhere.

Just another leftist pack animal.

Posted by: ontherocks at January 25, 2013 02:03 PM (aZ6ew)

8 7th!

Posted by: L, elle at January 25, 2013 02:03 PM (0PiQ4)

9 What's going on downstairs?

Posted by: L, elle at January 25, 2013 02:04 PM (0PiQ4)

10 Nope. 8th.

Posted by: L, elle at January 25, 2013 02:04 PM (0PiQ4)

11 First kittens now dogs. Who is posting this stuff? Where is ace and the 700 worded essays?

I think Pixy gave ace's IP to someone else.

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at January 25, 2013 02:04 PM (wR+pz)

12 Can we have Hadji?

Posted by: L, elle at January 25, 2013 02:05 PM (0PiQ4)

13 There should have been a cat too. Then it would have been the horde.

Posted by: Soona at January 25, 2013 02:05 PM (/ZV9/)

>>Posted by: L, elle at January 25, 2013 06:03 PM (0PiQ4)

........you're kind of a pushy chick, ya know that?

Posted by: ontherocks at January 25, 2013 02:06 PM (aZ6ew)

15 ontherocks You're a line cutter. I was 7th first, damnit!

Posted by: L, elle at January 25, 2013 02:08 PM (0PiQ4)

16 That one dog had some good points. That other dog has its head up its ass. You all figure out which one is the leftist.

Posted by: The Wingnut Dog Whisperererer at January 25, 2013 02:09 PM (pXUhl)

17 I liked the bunny who made beds.

Posted by: Waldo Truth at January 25, 2013 02:09 PM (jwumz)

18 Shit. We own this thread!

Posted by: L, elle at January 25, 2013 02:09 PM (0PiQ4)

19 I had a thought for a website that I think might get enough hits to monetize. "WH valets inside joke" or something like that. It would be snark about the fashion idiots fawning when Meanchelle wears boob belts or outfits that mix floral pattern fabrics that look like curtain patterns to begin with, with the occasional bit about elbows on the table, having an aide fetch a box of chocolate chip cookies for some guest's grand-daughter who expressed generic desire for food while trying to ban bake sales at schools etc etc. I'm not creative enough to do it, and am too lazy to do it on the side while I'm still employed but with 4 years of history to supplement the new stuff I bet one could come up with plenty of material.

Posted by: PaleRider at January 25, 2013 02:09 PM (dkExz)

20 shit, I got a wire fox too

Posted by: Flapjackmaka at January 25, 2013 02:11 PM (FKQng)

21 Ok what's going on downstairs? Where is everyone?

Posted by: L, elle at January 25, 2013 02:12 PM (0PiQ4)

22 Am I missing something, or did the dog sound fake?

Posted by: BurtTC at January 25, 2013 02:13 PM (BeSEI)

23 did Ace get unbanned and start teh Palin again?

Posted by: L, elle at January 25, 2013 02:13 PM (0PiQ4)

24 Dogs are so versatile. They can teleconference. They can bark. They can be eaten... Piers "Piers Morgan" Morgan, on the other hand, has only one talent: being a faggy Communist (a Cummunist?). And he somehow manages to do even that poorly.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 25, 2013 02:13 PM (CHnHn)

25 That dog makes me hungry - that and the choom.

Posted by: Barry Soetoro at January 25, 2013 02:14 PM (Cm5S0)

26 Yeah, I thought the "barking" sounded like a human voice too.

Posted by: L, elle at January 25, 2013 02:15 PM (0PiQ4)

27 "25 That dog makes me hungry - that and the choom. Posted by: Barry Soetoro at January 25, 2013 06:14 PM (Cm5S0) " Obama's culinary tastes have evolved. The missing link was dog cock. Dog cock.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 25, 2013 02:16 PM (CHnHn)

28 If this is cute, then I am angry. And vice-versa.

Posted by: Truman North, now at 25% battery life at January 25, 2013 02:16 PM (MDdPT)

29 Where'd everbody go? Oh, God, no. Fapping over doggehs??

Posted by: Soona at January 25, 2013 02:16 PM (/ZV9/)

30 Yay! Truman is back!

Posted by: L, elle at January 25, 2013 02:17 PM (0PiQ4)

31 I read this post, and then got sucked into the cat videos on the sidebar.

Damn funny animal videos, I have things to do, why are you so cute!!!

Posted by: shibumi at January 25, 2013 02:17 PM (z63Tr)

32 You have to imagine I'm like Jay Leno when I say Dog cock the second time. Just, just use your powers of imagination.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 25, 2013 02:18 PM (CHnHn)

33 So pixy gave truman's IP back?

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at January 25, 2013 02:18 PM (wR+pz)

34
Obama's culinary tastes have evolved. The missing link was dog cock.

xx

Is that like turducken?

Posted by: shibumi at January 25, 2013 02:18 PM (z63Tr)

35 I don't think you're a regular here until you've been banned at least once. o.o I must do something banworthy.

Hey, maybe I'll play Anna Puma's favorite song, "All I wanna do is make cheese fondue" whilst doing a voice-over of particular passages from the Obama ero-novel thread by the comedy-inclined Morons. I could do a rough approximation of that guy from Duke Nukem who read passages from 50 Shades of Grey on youtube. O.o

Crud, can't think of anything else to spice it up. . .

Posted by: Kinley Ardal at January 25, 2013 02:19 PM (W/dW1)

36 >>If this is cute, then I am angry. And vice-versa.
Posted by: Truman North, now at 25% battery life at January 25, 2013 06:16 PM (MDdPT)

........Ya might just give some thought to sticking with cute and skip the angry for the time being Bucko.

Posted by: ontherocks at January 25, 2013 02:19 PM (aZ6ew)

37 "34 Obama's culinary tastes have evolved. The missing link was dog cock. xx Is that like turducken? Posted by: shibumi at January 25, 2013 06:18 PM (z63Tr) " Only if you pay extra. :-P

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 25, 2013 02:20 PM (CHnHn)

38 Hmmm...I haven't commented today. Am I banned?

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 25, 2013 02:20 PM (GEICT)

39 Or maybe "The Sound of Music" for the background music instead. That riles folks pretty fast.

Or I could face that fact that I'm too terribly boring to think of anything good enough to merit a public outcry. =/ Alas...

Posted by: Kinley Ardal at January 25, 2013 02:20 PM (W/dW1)

40 Woohoo!

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 25, 2013 02:20 PM (GEICT)

41 38 Hmmm...I haven't commented today. Am I banned?

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 25, 2013 06:20 PM (GEICT)

Indeed.

Posted by: Kinley Ardal at January 25, 2013 02:20 PM (W/dW1)

42 Anybody else getting hungry?

Posted by: Barry Soetero at January 25, 2013 02:20 PM (FcR7P)

43 "35 I don't think you're a regular here until you've been banned at least once. o.o I must do something banworthy. Hey, maybe I'll play Anna Puma's favorite song, "All I wanna do is make cheese fondue" whilst doing a voice-over of particular passages from the Obama ero-novel thread by the comedy-inclined Morons. I could do a rough approximation of that guy from Duke Nukem who read passages from 50 Shades of Grey on youtube. O.o Crud, can't think of anything else to spice it up. . . Posted by: Kinley Ardal at January 25, 2013 06:19 PM (W/dW1) " I have no idea who you are. Does anyone else?

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 25, 2013 02:21 PM (CHnHn)

44 >>Where is everyone?
Posted by: L, elle at January 25, 2013 06:12 PM (0PiQ4)

......they got rolled by chick #8

Posted by: ontherocks at January 25, 2013 02:21 PM (aZ6ew)

45 "36 >>If this is cute, then I am angry. And vice-versa. Posted by: Truman North, now at 25% battery life at January 25, 2013 06:16 PM (MDdPT) ........Ya might just give some thought to sticking with cute and skip the angry for the time being Bucko. Posted by: ontherocks at January 25, 2013 06:19 PM (aZ6ew) " It's still a (sort of) free country.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 25, 2013 02:22 PM (CHnHn)

46 11 First kittens now dogs. Who is posting this stuff? Where is ace and the 700 worded essays?

I think Pixy gave ace's IP to someone else.
xxx

I love Ace's essays.

However, going into YEAR FIVE of Our Dear Leader O, Peace Be Upon Him, kittens and dogs are necessary to keep us from going homicidal.

Just sayin'

Posted by: shibumi at January 25, 2013 02:23 PM (z63Tr)

47 Looks like a capitalist running dog to me, comrades!

Posted by: Hrothgar at January 25, 2013 02:23 PM (Cnqmv)

48 "47 Looks like a capitalist running dog to me, comrades! Posted by: Hrothgar at January 25, 2013 06:23 PM (Cnqmv) " Pravda. :-)

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 25, 2013 02:24 PM (CHnHn)

49

I have no idea who you are. Does anyone else?

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 25, 2013 06:21 PM (CHnHn)

Bingo, which is why I need to raise my profile. (o.O )

Dunno, it's Friday, and I am in a relatively good mood. Got a nice contract signed today, cooking a steak dinner, just poking some fun.

I don't do fun well. x_x I'm better at snarling and cursing I guess.

Posted by: Kinley Ardal at January 25, 2013 02:24 PM (W/dW1)

>>Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 25, 2013 06:22 PM (CHnHn)

That's in response to a moron that just got sprung.

Posted by: ontherocks at January 25, 2013 02:25 PM (aZ6ew)

51 Why are the geeks in charge of the comments (I count myself included)?

Posted by: L, elle at January 25, 2013 02:26 PM (0PiQ4)

52 "49 I have no idea who you are. Does anyone else? Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 25, 2013 06:21 PM (CHnHn) Bingo, which is why I need to raise my profile. (o.O ) Dunno, it's Friday, and I am in a relatively good mood. Got a nice contract signed today, cooking a steak dinner, just poking some fun. I don't do fun well. x_x I'm better at snarling and cursing I guess. Posted by: Kinley Ardal at January 25, 2013 06:24 PM (W/dW1) " Well, practice makes perfect. (Which is why Piers "Piers Morgan" Morgan is such a peculiar specimen. You'd think he'd be better at what he does.)

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 25, 2013 02:26 PM (CHnHn)

53 @46

I concur.

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at January 25, 2013 02:27 PM (wR+pz)

54 14- "you're kind of a pushy chick ya know that "....true but...SEXIST!!

Posted by: sexism czar at January 25, 2013 02:27 PM (XLuH2)

55 "50 >>Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 25, 2013 06:22 PM (CHnHn) That's in response to a moron that just got sprung. Posted by: ontherocks at January 25, 2013 06:25 PM (aZ6ew) " Truman? Truman is a saint. The purge got him, no doubt.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 25, 2013 02:28 PM (CHnHn)

56

Well, practice makes perfect.

(Which is why Piers "Piers Morgan" Morgan is such a peculiar specimen. You'd think he'd be better at what he does.)

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 25, 2013 06:26 PM (CHnHn)

Ah, but that calls into question what he's practicing at! Perhaps he's been trying to perfect buffoonery, which he would seem to have mastered.

I am a little confused why Gingrich even spoke to Morgan, he's unworthy of any thinking individual's time.

Posted by: Kinley Ardal at January 25, 2013 02:28 PM (W/dW1)

57 "51 Why are the geeks in charge of the comments (I count myself included)? Posted by: L, elle at January 25, 2013 06:26 PM (0PiQ4) " If not us, who? :-P

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 25, 2013 02:28 PM (CHnHn)

>>Posted by: sexism czar at January 25, 2013 06:27 PM (XLuH2)

Ya haff ta read the comments

Posted by: ontherocks at January 25, 2013 02:30 PM (aZ6ew)

59 "56 Well, practice makes perfect. (Which is why Piers "Piers Morgan" Morgan is such a peculiar specimen. You'd think he'd be better at what he does.) Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 25, 2013 06:26 PM (CHnHn) Ah, but that calls into question what he's practicing at! Perhaps he's been trying to perfect buffoonery, which he would seem to have mastered. I am a little confused why Gingrich even spoke to Morgan, he's unworthy of any thinking individual's time. Posted by: Kinley Ardal at January 25, 2013 06:28 PM (W/dW1) " Piers "Piers Morgan" Morgan does one thing, and does it poorly. Have you not been reading the thread?

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 25, 2013 02:30 PM (CHnHn)

60 I read this post, and then got sucked into the cat videos on the sidebar.

Damn funny animal videos, I have things to do, why are you so cute!!!

Posted by: shibumi at January 25, 2013 06:17 PM (z63Tr)

----------------------------------------------------

I got sucked into the Russian ginger's video. Fucking gingers, man. They'll kill ya'.

Posted by: Soona at January 25, 2013 02:30 PM (/ZV9/)

61

They just sound creepy to me.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 25, 2013 02:32 PM (wUD5d)

62 "58 >>Posted by: sexism czar at January 25, 2013 06:27 PM (XLuH2) Ya haff ta read the comments Posted by: ontherocks at January 25, 2013 06:30 PM (aZ6ew) " Where all da White bitches at? Gonna save them from da Evil White man's sexism.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 25, 2013 02:32 PM (CHnHn)

63 >>The purge got him, no doubt.
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 25, 2013 06:28 PM (CHnHn)

Longer story from earlier, don't have the links, 3and 4 threads back or so.

Posted by: ontherocks at January 25, 2013 02:33 PM (aZ6ew)

64 Comments? I had no idea....

Posted by: sexism czar at January 25, 2013 02:33 PM (XLuH2)

65 >>>>> Ya haff ta read the comments. I say NO!

Posted by: Chick that does not read the comments at January 25, 2013 02:34 PM (0PiQ4)

66 "63 >>The purge got him, no doubt. Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 25, 2013 06:28 PM (CHnHn) Longer story from earlier, don't have the links, 3and 4 threads back or so. Posted by: ontherocks at January 25, 2013 06:33 PM (aZ6ew) " Truman, is there any truth to this ruffian's accusations?

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 25, 2013 02:34 PM (CHnHn)

Funny how that dog on the couch sounds so much like a human.

I get the impression that these two dogs know each other, and have done this before.

Some things are cute...some things are funny.

This video is both cute...and...funny.

Posted by: wheatie at January 25, 2013 02:34 PM (fH4X9)

68 watching NBC News with Brain Williams eight now their lede story: our economy is showing signs of recovery! also: the DJIA is nearing record-highs (not seen since Bush was in office more than five years ago) yay!!

Posted by: soothsayer at January 25, 2013 02:34 PM (vzLhi)

69 nude thread..

Posted by: ontherocks at January 25, 2013 02:34 PM (aZ6ew)

70 Relevant --

Now where is that cat?

http://tinyurl.com/aazcrp5

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 25, 2013 02:35 PM (ccXZP)

71 so in 4 years Obama has led our economy into a crawl of a recovery that almost has back at ground zero... if you ignore double gas prices, very high unemployment, and high inflation for food stuffs

Posted by: soothsayer at January 25, 2013 02:38 PM (FC8Yl)

72
http://tinyurl.com/aazcrp5

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 25, 2013 06:35 PM (ccXZP)

Y'know, the reflected light in the dog's eyes make that pic awesome. XD

Posted by: Kinley Ardal at January 25, 2013 02:42 PM (W/dW1)

73 oh and Egypt is in a civil war but NBC News is referring to the deaths as 'clashes' during a rough period of transition just clashes, no big deal...nothing at all like what's supposedly going on in Syria

Posted by: soothsayer at January 25, 2013 02:45 PM (+oin+)

74 I'm sorry, but that new GEICO commercial with the pig and the young woman in the broken down car--isn't that called bestiality?

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at January 25, 2013 03:05 PM (P3dtw)

75 2.CAC! ROTFLMFAO thank you I needed that! Fxckin ORCA. Good Gawd.

Posted by: ginaswo at January 25, 2013 03:10 PM (QrbMB)

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