March 12, 2013
— Open Blogger Roasting a duck can be messy, but it is definitely worth the trouble.

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Posted by: garrett at March 12, 2013 07:10 AM (zko4K)
Posted by: GMan at March 12, 2013 07:11 AM (sxq57)
Posted by: soothsayer at March 12, 2013 07:12 AM (C0ttM)
Posted by: ghostofhallelujah at March 12, 2013 07:12 AM (XvrTA)
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Wilde Wrepublican Wench at March 12, 2013 07:12 AM (vRtsi)
Posted by: Puffy Judd at March 12, 2013 07:13 AM (fWAjv)
Posted by: In Exile at March 12, 2013 07:15 AM (nu2jp)
Posted by: sandra fluke at March 12, 2013 07:15 AM (XvrTA)
Posted by: mallfly at March 12, 2013 07:15 AM (bJm7W)
Posted by: jwb7605 (Let It Burn) at March 12, 2013 07:15 AM (Qxe/p)
Posted by: Puffy Judd at March 12, 2013 11:13 AM (fWAjv)
If it was not wearing hijab it was asking for it!
Posted by: Imam with his wang out at March 12, 2013 07:16 AM (DrWcr)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 12, 2013 07:16 AM (f9c2L)
Posted by: Dastardly Dan at March 12, 2013 11:09 AM (2iVM3)
Heavy and greasy.
Posted by: Vic at March 12, 2013 07:17 AM (53z96)
Posted by: jwb7605 (Let It Burn) at March 12, 2013 11:15 AM (Qxe/p)
Mmmm...atherosclerosis and lead poisoning! Delicious!
Posted by: Insomniac at March 12, 2013 07:17 AM (DrWcr)
Posted by: sandra fluke at March 12, 2013 07:18 AM (XvrTA)
Posted by: scottst at March 12, 2013 07:19 AM (EMr2t)
Mmmm...atherosclerosis and lead poisoning! Delicious!
Lead shot is illegal for hunting waterfowl these days. Non-toxic only.
Posted by: Grey Fox at March 12, 2013 07:19 AM (d1fAu)
Posted by: Mama AJ at March 12, 2013 07:20 AM (SUKHu)
Posted by: Grey Fox at March 12, 2013 11:19 AM (d1fAu)
Now where's the fun in that?
Posted by: Insomniac at March 12, 2013 07:21 AM (DrWcr)
Posted by: USA at March 12, 2013 07:21 AM (RIg+t)
Posted by: mallfly at March 12, 2013 07:21 AM (bJm7W)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 12, 2013 07:22 AM (GFM2b)
Duck confit. That's what you need to learn to make.
A good confit duck , some watercress and some camembert makes for an excellent savory crepe.
Posted by: garrett at March 12, 2013 07:22 AM (RxVPS)
Posted by: DangerGirl at March 12, 2013 07:23 AM (LP0Fj)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 12, 2013 07:23 AM (GVxQo)
#26,
Yes, indeed - I was surprised at how well it all works together, as I was convinced that it was just a bit of a joke/show...
Posted by: Jess1 at March 12, 2013 07:24 AM (lbiWb)
Posted by: eleven at March 12, 2013 07:24 AM (KXm42)
Posted by: beach duckling at March 12, 2013 07:24 AM (XYSwB)
2 -
If chickens didn't exist, I could understand trying to cook and eat duck, but since chickens DO exist, in my world ducks have no business landing on dinner plates.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 12, 2013 07:25 AM (TOk1P)
Posted by: The Rasta Gourmet at March 12, 2013 07:25 AM (VIEiv)
It's capital tasty murder when it comes with a Bearnaise and Potatoes Lyonaise.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 12, 2013 07:26 AM (sbV1u)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 12, 2013 07:26 AM (GFM2b)
Posted by: Tsar Nicholas II at March 12, 2013 07:26 AM (r2PLg)
Posted by: Lincolntf at March 12, 2013 07:28 AM (ZshNr)
Posted by: waldo truth at March 12, 2013 07:28 AM (3VhRQ)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 12, 2013 07:28 AM (GFM2b)
There is a potato dish called Pommes de terre Sarladaise, which is potatoes cooked in duck fat until they are amazingly crispy. And then served with tons of garlic cooked in butter, because they wouldn't be rich enough with just one kind of fat.
Oh, and parsley because it is green and healthful!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 12, 2013 07:29 AM (3Mkrp)
Like, why would someone order venison in a restaurant?
Posted by: eleven at March 12, 2013 07:29 AM (KXm42)
Posted by: Walknot at March 12, 2013 07:29 AM (vo2je)
I have been cooking turkey this way for a number of years and been very happy with the results. I brine the bird overnight before cooking.
Posted by: Long Island at March 12, 2013 07:29 AM (hl8SI)
Posted by: Ian S. at March 12, 2013 07:29 AM (B/VB5)
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at March 12, 2013 07:30 AM (OMx3O)
Posted by: Walknot at March 12, 2013 07:30 AM (vo2je)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 12, 2013 07:30 AM (GFM2b)
If you're ever in DC, have dinner at the Blue Duck Tavern.
Yes...everything is cooked in duck fat.
Sweet, sweet, duck fat,
::: sigh :::
Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 12, 2013 07:30 AM (sbV1u)
Posted by: Tami at March 12, 2013 11:25 AM (X6akg)
That's like mass rape!
Posted by: Ashley Judd at March 12, 2013 07:31 AM (DrWcr)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 12, 2013 07:31 AM (GVxQo)
Posted by: RWC at March 12, 2013 07:31 AM (fWAjv)
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at March 12, 2013 07:31 AM (OMx3O)
Posted by: Fourth Virginia at March 12, 2013 11:29 AM (wbmaj)
Please. I seriously need a break.
Posted by: The Chicken at March 12, 2013 07:31 AM (DrWcr)
Posted by: eleven at March 12, 2013 11:29 AM (KXm42)
Not sure this counts as venison but the best red meat I ever ate was reindeer served at a restaurant in Sweden.
Posted by: Long Island at March 12, 2013 07:31 AM (hl8SI)
There once was a man from Nantucket
Who decided for dinner he'd duck it
But his wife, a vegetarian
Was was being a contrarian
So he decided to not eat it but fuck it.
Posted by: polynikes at March 12, 2013 07:32 AM (m2CN7)
Posted by: lena dunham at March 12, 2013 07:33 AM (GVxQo)
Posted by: Jess1 at March 12, 2013 07:33 AM (lbiWb)
Posted by: Long Island at March 12, 2013 11:31 AM (hl8SI)
We're coming for you, motherf**ker.
Posted by: Blitzen, Comet, and Cupid at March 12, 2013 07:33 AM (DrWcr)
Gersh gurndy morn-dee burn-dee, burn-dee, flip-flip-flip-flip-flip-flip-flip-flip-flip.
Posted by: Swedish Chef at March 12, 2013 07:33 AM (sbV1u)
60 -
I've never actually tried venison. My neighbor promised me some deer sausage this past season, but we haven't talked about it since. I think that's because he's a bad shot or something.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 12, 2013 07:34 AM (TOk1P)
Posted by: Uncle Si at March 12, 2013 07:34 AM (wIgpo)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 12, 2013 07:34 AM (kXwK3)
Posted by: RWC at March 12, 2013 07:34 AM (fWAjv)
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at March 12, 2013 07:34 AM (OMx3O)
Posted by: garrett at March 12, 2013 07:34 AM (RxVPS)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 12, 2013 07:34 AM (GFM2b)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 12, 2013 07:35 AM (kXwK3)
Posted by: Clemenza at March 12, 2013 07:35 AM (Snhap)
Posted by: Ian S. at March 12, 2013 07:35 AM (B/VB5)
I would eat a deer if I killed it, though.
Posted by: eleven at March 12, 2013 07:35 AM (KXm42)
Posted by: Fritz at March 12, 2013 07:36 AM (WM+rJ)
No, no, not 'ra ra ra ra', 'la la la la'! Try again.
Deck the halls with boughs of horry, ra ra ra ra ra, ra ra ra ra.
No, no! Sing something else.
Posted by: grease monkey at March 12, 2013 07:37 AM (VSWPU)
Posted by: Clemenza at March 12, 2013 07:37 AM (Snhap)
Posted by: jwb7605 (Let It Burn) at March 12, 2013 07:38 AM (Qxe/p)
Posted by: Sardiver at March 12, 2013 07:38 AM (7A2Iv)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 12, 2013 07:38 AM (GFM2b)
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at March 12, 2013 07:38 AM (OMx3O)
Posted by: QaDaffy at March 12, 2013 07:38 AM (VIEiv)
Posted by: Bosk at March 12, 2013 07:38 AM (n2K+4)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 12, 2013 07:39 AM (9Bj8R)
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Now with extra taunting. at March 12, 2013 07:39 AM (VtjlW)
Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Waiting for the Sun at March 12, 2013 07:39 AM (6NmQ4)
Posted by: Long Island at March 12, 2013 07:39 AM (hl8SI)
Posted by: RWC at March 12, 2013 07:39 AM (fWAjv)
So; Lena D., Sandra F., and Puff Facey are all walking into a bar with a duck...
Posted by: Jess1 at March 12, 2013 07:39 AM (lbiWb)
Posted by: redneckprof at March 12, 2013 07:40 AM (bqiRE)
Posted by: Howard D. at March 12, 2013 07:41 AM (SO2Q8)
Posted by: Bosk at March 12, 2013 07:41 AM (n2K+4)
Posted by: redneckprof at March 12, 2013 11:40 AM (bqiRE)
Thanks. I will trying this. So do not brine duck poach or steam? To believe it or not there is still 1 or 2 duck farms still operating on Long Island. I tried a freshly killed duck once that was horrible.
Posted by: Long Island at March 12, 2013 07:45 AM (hl8SI)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 12, 2013 07:47 AM (9Bj8R)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 12, 2013 07:48 AM (GFM2b)
Posted by: jwb7605 (Let It Burn) at March 12, 2013 07:50 AM (Qxe/p)
Posted by: Michael M. Keohane at March 12, 2013 07:51 AM (DLn8y)
>>Department of Health & Hospitals ordered the mission to destroy an estimated 1,600 pounds of deer meat
Oh, that's not going to go over well,
Oh, look, that didn't go over well:
>>“There is not ever going to be in Louisiana another situation that has happened that we’ve seen unfold over the last couple of weeks here in Shreveport and Bossier,” said District 8 state Rep. Jeff Thompson. “We’re never going to have another situation where these people’s work, devotion, and people who spend their time trying to bear the burden of others are going to go for naught.”
>>Frost Farms donated 1,400 pounds of chicken to replace the meat that was destroyed by the DHH. Vendal Fairchild, president of the Louisiana CattlemenÂ’s Association, also wrote a check for $750 to aid in the recovery of the food wasted.
Good people.
Shreveport Times article
Posted by: Mama AJ at March 12, 2013 07:51 AM (SUKHu)
Can you compare / contrast the taste and texture with chicken?
Posted by: Dastardly Dan at March 12, 2013 11:09 AM (2iVM3)
Heavy and greasy.
Posted by: Vic at March 12, 2013 11:17 AM (53z96)
Actually, Vic, that sounds more like Moochelle.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 12, 2013 07:52 AM (zF6Iw)
So true.
I read this morning about 100 rioting youts in Brooklyn. Apparently a 16 year old pulled a gun on a cop and was shot to death by the cop. So of course their was a huge riot with store windows smashed, etc.
Meanwhile we have troops who are fighting and dying. Its a crazy world.
Ok carry on with your duck talk.
Posted by: Cheri at March 12, 2013 07:53 AM (EAgmr)
Posted by: Cheri at March 12, 2013 07:55 AM (EAgmr)
Posted by: Pollock Liberation Army at March 12, 2013 07:59 AM (TIIx5)
Posted by: eleven at March 12, 2013 08:02 AM (KXm42)
OF course, I'm a chef in my offline life.
Posted by: paintyourjackwagon at March 12, 2013 08:02 AM (W7Y0R)
Posted by: Kathy from Kansas at March 12, 2013 08:04 AM (F0o5k)
Learn to cook FFS. And to the happy few, thanks for the recipes (pronounced "receets" in Free America). Couple things there I just might try.
For a beginner, try roasting duck with a "scrapper" dressing. That's leftover lettuce shreds, celery, onion, citrus fruit -- things with tubes in them. The dressing absorbs the excess interior fat that can't drip off in the pan, and you throw the dressing away. Works for wild goose too. Start with a small one.
That duck fat is supposed to be really good for you. Like, God's-gift good. You can cook chicken or turkey in it and it makes it taste like something for a goddamn change. Now get your nose out of the air and straight to bed without supper.
Posted by: comatus at March 12, 2013 08:09 AM (qaVK+)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 12, 2013 08:09 AM (g7q64)
I watched the procession of steps in the preparation of pressed duck for the table next to us in the Mandarin Hotel in Hong Kong.
As the diners bought and sold freighters over the meal, the duck was brought out live prior to strangulation and at every stage of the preparation. The duck press was at least 3 feet tall.
Quite a production.
Posted by: jwest at March 12, 2013 08:12 AM (u2a4R)
Posted by: RWC at March 12, 2013 08:17 AM (fWAjv)
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 12, 2013 08:20 AM (nyrYd)
Posted by: Zoltan at March 12, 2013 09:04 AM (LV+DE)
Posted by: Om nom nom at March 12, 2013 09:53 AM (z83l4)
Smoked a duck a while back, it was good, but not as much meat as a chicken and difficult to carve.
I kept a tupperware container full of duck fat that I keep in the freezer. Use a tablespoon instead of oil for pan-frying steaks, cooking eggs, or any other time you would use fat in a skillet.
Awesome.
Posted by: egd at March 12, 2013 10:16 AM (XVGEg)
Posted by: chris at March 12, 2013 07:50 PM (9AKdR)
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