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August 20, 2013

Dude Drives Truck Into Immortality
— Ace

He lived. He's seriously injured, but he lived.

In fact, he's one of the few men who has truly lived.

[Update - Andy] Twitter embed removed. Click here to view.

Via Twitchy.

Give me a legion of such men and I will conquer the world!

Posted by: Ace at 02:21 PM | Comments (137)
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1 Reminds me of something else.

Posted by: Adam at August 20, 2013 02:22 PM (Aif/5)

2 Maybe it's me, but that photo is a giant white blob.

Posted by: DangerGirl, full of sweet rage at August 20, 2013 02:24 PM (GrtrJ)

3 O/T but in other vehicular news: BuzzFeed's Michael Hastings had meth in his system when he died http://www.scpr.org/news/2013/08/20/38803/coroner-buzzfeed-s-michael-hastings-had-traces-of/

Posted by: Y-not at August 20, 2013 02:25 PM (5H6zj)

4 that happened to me for a while too. the first link links a story with video.

Posted by: ace at August 20, 2013 02:25 PM (/IWYB)

5 Tequila, helluva drug.

Posted by: navybrat at August 20, 2013 02:25 PM (6msQC)

6 Don't drive angry!

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at August 20, 2013 02:25 PM (Gk3SS)

7 AWESOME

Posted by: Murphy Bush at August 20, 2013 02:26 PM (ceoOP)

8 Ah, thanks ace.

That's one's almost as good as the semi-trucker launching over an overpass. Or the crazy bitch who launched here at DFW airport at the tollbooth.

Posted by: DangerGirl, full of sweet rage at August 20, 2013 02:26 PM (GrtrJ)

9 They say he suffered a "medical condition" right before the crash.

Posted by: tasker at August 20, 2013 02:27 PM (r2PLg)

10 Give me a legion of such men and I will conquer the world! Posted by: Ace at 06:21 PM How? They'll all be stuck in their vehicles at the bottom of a ravine?

Posted by: Buzzion at August 20, 2013 02:27 PM (SV+mQ)

11 Moki Dugway

Posted by: oBladi-Oblada at August 20, 2013 02:27 PM (qQk+U)

12 Don't drive angry!

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at August 20, 2013 06:25 PM (Gk3SS)

Hey! Screw you! I gotta eat, ya know.

Posted by: Nic Cage at August 20, 2013 02:27 PM (mMkoO)

13 I did something like this just being tired driving in the middle of the night. Was in the hospital for a month. I am wondering, in this case, why thereÂ’s an actual ramp leading over the guard wall.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at August 20, 2013 02:28 PM (QF8uk)

14 OT sorry so early in the topic.This bastard is really pissing me off.Number 1 movie in America but we're still all racists!Keep giving him your money white people. http://tinyurl.com/knuxvgg

Posted by: steevy at August 20, 2013 02:28 PM (9XBK2)

15 Apparently (according to commenters on the news site) he had a heart attack before the crash. So, double immortality?

Posted by: Lauren at August 20, 2013 02:28 PM (ELdpj)

16 Does he start off in the grass and he misses the highway--or did he .... Cannot figure it out.

Posted by: tasker at August 20, 2013 02:28 PM (r2PLg)

17 #Justice4ChrisLane

Posted by: The littl shyning man at August 20, 2013 02:28 PM (PH+2B)

18 Don't drive angry! One of my all-time favorite scenes.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at August 20, 2013 02:28 PM (QF8uk)

19 Wow to the driver & no thanks steevy

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian, now with 50% more sensitivity at August 20, 2013 02:29 PM (HVff2)

20 Hey! Screw you! I gotta eat, ya know.
Posted by: Nic Cage at August 20, 2013 06:27 PM (mMkoO)

Hey! It's good advice!

Posted by: The Groundhog at August 20, 2013 02:29 PM (Gk3SS)

21 Apparently (according to commenters on the news site) he had a heart attack before the crash. ThatÂ’s one way to jumpstart your heart.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at August 20, 2013 02:29 PM (QF8uk)

22 Sock off. And holy poop ... another hash. What the fuck is mMkoO?

I want my old one back

Posted by: eastvalleyphx at August 20, 2013 02:29 PM (mMkoO)

23 I hate stupid drivers. This may have been caused by a blown tire or something, but I see so much stupidity just on my daily seven mile trek to work that I hardly want to get in the car any more.

At least three times a week some numbskull makes a left or right turn at the last second from the middle lane.

Posted by: DangerGirl, full of sweet rage at August 20, 2013 02:29 PM (GrtrJ)

24 14 Apparently (according to commenters on the news site) he had a heart attack before the crash. So, double immortality? Posted by: Lauren at August 20, 2013 06:28 PM (ELdpj) ********** At Ace's link the second time I loaded the vid their is some news announcer talking about how the driver suffered a medical condition right before the incident.

Posted by: tasker at August 20, 2013 02:29 PM (r2PLg)

25 Why yes Alexandria is stacked

Posted by: Navycopjoe at August 20, 2013 02:30 PM (dqux0)

26 *there* is some news announcer.

Posted by: tasker at August 20, 2013 02:30 PM (r2PLg)

27 Well,if he was having a heart attack he can't be blamed for the lousy driving.

Posted by: steevy at August 20, 2013 02:31 PM (9XBK2)

28 Ah I see...heart attack. Well at least he has an excuse. I'm glad to hear that he'll be ok.

(sorry, I have a biased opinion about driving since I was hit by an idiot a few years ago)

Posted by: DangerGirl, full of sweet rage at August 20, 2013 02:32 PM (GrtrJ)

29 The Balls on that guy!

Posted by: garrett at August 20, 2013 02:32 PM (keb0r)

Wait. The chick filmed this and then.......... kept on driving along to her ultimate destination? Did she stop and try to help? Did she call the Po Po? WTF?

Well... she's hot.

She gets a pass...

Posted by: Perpetually Horny Male at August 20, 2013 02:32 PM (sqxZU)

31 Sadly, one of my cousins died having a heart attack while driving. Thankfully he didn't crash into anyone else.

Posted by: Lauren at August 20, 2013 02:32 PM (ELdpj)

WHERE WE'RE GOING WE DONT NEED ROAHOLYSHI

Posted by: CAC at August 20, 2013 02:33 PM (gNjpW)

33 OT. This has been a day of really distrurbing news. The kind of news that just makes your skin crawl.

Posted by: Tuna at August 20, 2013 02:34 PM (M/TDA)

34 White. Truck. Of course.

If it was a brown truck would anyone care?

Posted by: obligatory-pre-denounced for your convenience at August 20, 2013 02:34 PM (EZl54)

35 >>>At Ace's link the second time I loaded the vid their is some news announcer talking about how the driver suffered a medical condition right before the incident.

Yes, and the technical medical name for that condition is "suddenly deciding to live after years of walking around in a grey deadened existence."

Posted by: Jeff B., what has finally had it with this RINO shit at August 20, 2013 02:35 PM (n/+FT)

Makes me want to watch some Dukes of Hazard reruns...

well, this and Daisy.

Posted by: garrett at August 20, 2013 02:35 PM (keb0r)

37 Tuna, I'd advise you NOT to read the Daily Mail article on the boredom killers. Disturbing doesn't even begin to describe it.

Posted by: Lauren at August 20, 2013 02:35 PM (ELdpj)

38 Hmm. Does this require Vine to view?

Posted by: C.S Forester at August 20, 2013 02:35 PM (aDwsi)

39 He almost made the jump, if not for that trailer.

Posted by: EC at August 20, 2013 02:35 PM (doBIb)

40 That trailer was steady as she goes the whole way.... outstanding. Solid construction and nice lines...

Posted by: Not the main point at August 20, 2013 02:36 PM (sqxZU)

41 Sock off

Posted by: Mike Hammer at August 20, 2013 02:36 PM (aDwsi)

42 Guy did a helluva job strapping down that tractor, I'll give him that.

Posted by: garrett at August 20, 2013 02:36 PM (keb0r)

43 That pickup held up pretty well. What's the make on that sucker, anyone know?

Posted by: stace NOW what?! at August 20, 2013 02:37 PM (DX63t)

44 It's the perfect analogy for the Obama AdministrationÂ…

Posted by: The Political Hat at August 20, 2013 02:39 PM (XvHmy)

45 Damn, wow. I bet he wasn't expecting whatever was on that trailer to overtake.

Posted by: [/i][/b][/s]akula51 at August 20, 2013 02:39 PM (4p5/2)

46 Does anyone have this guy's number?

Posted by: Italian Cruise Ship Director at August 20, 2013 02:39 PM (qYvEa)

#42

I've seen tougher (like the Toyota that was atop an imploded 30 story building on Top Gear)

Posted by: CAC at August 20, 2013 02:39 PM (gNjpW)

48 Ummmm.

http://on.lsj.com/16IFids

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at August 20, 2013 02:39 PM (Gk3SS)

49 In other news, I just scored a 12-pack of Mountain Dew Throwback, which is made with real sugar instead of HFCS, and features the original 60s artwork including the cartoon hillbilly who is disturbingly reminiscent of Shotgun Guy from the gun thread a little while ago.

Posted by: rickl at August 20, 2013 02:39 PM (sdi6R)

50 >>>Dude Drives Truck Into Ravine, Immortality

*grabs sword* There can be only one!

Posted by: Highlander at August 20, 2013 02:40 PM (BzQHL)

Uncle Jesse will certainly be miffed, but he's got a weak-spot for those boys.

...Cooter's got his work cut out for him.

Posted by: Slapweasel at August 20, 2013 02:40 PM (lq3Ak)

"rectum...damn near killed em'

obligatory.

Posted by: dillhole12 at August 20, 2013 02:41 PM (uURnG)

53 Yeah, and I bet he still had enough sense not to vote for Obama.

Posted by: Thatch at August 20, 2013 02:41 PM (qYvEa)

54 I can't top that.

Posted by: Chuck Norris at August 20, 2013 02:42 PM (qYvEa)

55 Obvious metaphor is obvious.

Posted by: Barry the Magnificent at August 20, 2013 02:42 PM (hO9ad)

56 I've seen tougher (like the Toyota that was atop an imploded 30 story building on Top Gear) Posted by: CAC at August 20, 2013 06:39 PM (gNjpW)

The Hilux that wouldn't die. They couldn't even drown it in the sea.

Posted by: DangerGirl, full of sweet rage at August 20, 2013 02:42 PM (GrtrJ)

57 The soundtrack has a nice beat and you can dance to it. I give it a 7.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 20, 2013 02:42 PM (8ZskC)

Ummmm.

A Recreational Diver in the Detroit River?

How does one come to the decision to go diving in the Detroit River for recreation?

Posted by: garrett at August 20, 2013 02:42 PM (keb0r)

59 36 I saw that and the article on the taxi driver, in a road rage argument with another driver, jumping the curb and plowing into a British tourist and severing her leg. Luckily quick thinking pedestrians and Dr. Oz, who saw the accident from his office window, came to her aid and saved her life but not the leg. All sorts of other creepy stuff on Drudge. My first thought.."This is Obama's America. He must be proud."

Posted by: Tuna at August 20, 2013 02:43 PM (M/TDA)

60 The piece of wreckage that he appears to be towing somewhere is a nice touch.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 20, 2013 02:43 PM (8ZskC)

61 " 47Â Ummmm" It's the Chicago way.

Posted by: Lauren at August 20, 2013 02:43 PM (ELdpj)

62 47 Ummmm. http://on.lsj.com/16IFids Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at August 20, 2013 06:39 PM (Gk3SS) ************** Oh ya....I saw that Er, "headline" didn't want to click.

Posted by: tasker at August 20, 2013 02:43 PM (r2PLg)

63 THAT is gonna leave a mark in the morning! I'm glad to hear he's alive!!

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at August 20, 2013 02:43 PM (UeUjL)

64 How does one come to the decision to go diving in the Detroit River for recreation?

Hey everyone gets boarded sometimes.

Posted by: H. S. at August 20, 2013 02:44 PM (hO9ad)

65 "Give me a legion of such men and I will conquer the KNOWN world!" FTFY.

Posted by: JohnW at August 20, 2013 02:44 PM (aM/gc)

66 Was his wife's head in his lap?

Posted by: redenzo at August 20, 2013 02:45 PM (vx61Q)

67 From a standpoint of pure recreation, how does this compare to shooting an Aussie guy cuz he's white?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 20, 2013 02:45 PM (8ZskC)

68 A Recreational Diver in the Detroit River?
How does one come to the decision to go diving in the Detroit River for recreation? Posted by: garrett at August 20, 2013 06:42 PM (keb0r)

Meth?

Actually I bet there's some fascinating underwater archeology down there.

Plus, you know, dead bodies.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at August 20, 2013 02:45 PM (Gk3SS)

69 I only Played Saint's Row III. Apparently for a moment, this guy LIVED it.

Posted by: vorak the dull at August 20, 2013 02:45 PM (OsCtd)

70 TV station KTVU is reporting the drivers name as Wi Tu Lo.

Posted by: Aviator at August 20, 2013 02:45 PM (DI+ja)

He hath slipped the surly bonds of Earth, albeit, momentarily.

Posted by: garrett at August 20, 2013 02:46 PM (keb0r)

72 Nothing that MATT DAMON couldn't do ...

Posted by: Matt Damon at August 20, 2013 02:46 PM (xGDj+)

73 I've seen tougher (like the Toyota that was atop an imploded 30 story building on Top Gear)

Posted by: CAC at August 20, 2013 06:39 PM (gNjpW)

The Hilux that wouldn't die. They couldn't even drown it in the sea.

Posted by: DangerGirl, full of sweet rage at August 20, 2013 06:42 PM (GrtrJ)

And beat it, drove it down the stairs, dropped a caravan on it, crashed it, and set it on fire.

It is the closest thing to my Volvo I've seen.

Posted by: CAC at August 20, 2013 02:46 PM (gNjpW)

74 Or the crazy bitch who launched here at DFW airport at the tollbooth.
Posted by: DangerGirl,

That's gonna happen again. Have you been into DFW since they have put in the automated lanes? They are almost too narrow for my pick up.

Posted by: dogfish at August 20, 2013 02:47 PM (nsOJa)

75 Roads? Where were going we don't need roads.

Posted by: Doc Brown at August 20, 2013 02:47 PM (8ZskC)

76 My, that looked uncomfortable.

Posted by: maddogg at August 20, 2013 02:47 PM (xWW96)

77 Police have been unable to determine who was holding the man's beer.

Posted by: Deputy Press Secretary Marie Harf at August 20, 2013 02:48 PM (MMC8r)

78
That's gonna happen again. Have you been into DFW since they have put in the automated lanes? They are almost too narrow for my pick up.
Posted by: dogfish at August 20, 2013 06:47 PM (nsOJa)

I flew out of here in the beginning of July, the booths at the airport were still manned. I have a tiny little car though, so fitting through tight places isn't a problem.

Posted by: DangerGirl, full of sweet rage at August 20, 2013 02:49 PM (GrtrJ)

79 TV station KTVU is reporting the drivers name as Wi Tu Lo. Posted by: Aviator

I heard it was Hol Mi Bere.

Posted by: dogfish at August 20, 2013 02:49 PM (nsOJa)

80 oops. sock.

Posted by: zsasz at August 20, 2013 02:50 PM (MMC8r)

81 That would be kind of fun until you hit the ground.

Posted by: Mark1971 at August 20, 2013 02:50 PM (Vjplh)

82 His last words : Now watch this!

Posted by: Dr Spank at August 20, 2013 02:50 PM (v1mq9)

83 That's as crazy as the Ohio driver who launched his vehicle into an overpass. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mSPjC1Ek7vA

Posted by: no good deed at August 20, 2013 02:51 PM (WmLrU)

Give me a legion of such men and I will conquer the world!

Posted by: Ace at 06:21 PM Uhhh.... you want a Legion of men who will drive their truck into a ravine... and then spend months recuperating???

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 20, 2013 02:52 PM (lZBBB)

85 48 Good stuff. Mexican Coca Cola is delish. Brings back memories of my youth. Now if they only made a throw back Dr. Pepper. The Dr. pepper of today tastes nothing like the original.

Posted by: Tuna at August 20, 2013 02:52 PM (M/TDA)

86 Finally, those flying cars I was promised.

Posted by: zsasz at August 20, 2013 02:52 PM (MMC8r)

87 That model of truck has a documented history of jumping into ravines without warning. They also tend to blow up at the bottom, especially when we tape Roman candles to the gas tank.

Posted by: NBC Dateline at August 20, 2013 02:52 PM (8ZskC)

88 Give me a legion of such men and I will conquer the world! Posted by: Ace at 06:21 PM How? They'll all be stuck in their vehicles at the bottom of a ravine? Ok, I'll fess up to a nice little chortle over that one!

Posted by: D. Hopper at August 20, 2013 02:52 PM (UsR5V)

89 Chump. Evil Knievel woulda cleared it.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 20, 2013 02:52 PM (g1DWB)

90 Finally, those flying cars I was promised. Posted by: zsasz at August 20, 2013 06:52 PM (MMC8r)

The key is to forget to hit the ground.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at August 20, 2013 02:53 PM (Gk3SS)

91 Did he stick the landing?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 20, 2013 02:53 PM (8ZskC)

92 Somewhere, EoJ is torn between promoting this man to General in his Death's Head Legion, and summary execution for destroying a truck.

Posted by: Conservative Crank at August 20, 2013 02:53 PM (sQ0LB)

93 "Don't drive angry!"

Not bad for a quadruped.

Posted by: Phil Connors at August 20, 2013 02:53 PM (gqT4g)

Uhhh.... you want a Legion of men who will drive their truck into a ravine... and then spend months recuperating???

Ewok warfare is somewhat less refined than one might think. Let's just say that in reality it's not all rocks and sharp sticks.

Posted by: garrett at August 20, 2013 02:54 PM (keb0r)

95 47 Ummmm.
http://on.lsj.com/16IFids
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at August 20, 2013 06:39 PM (Gk3SS)

"WWJ-AM says the body was missing its head and hands. The body wasnÂ’t immediately identified."

They didn't immediately identify the man, or they're hiding something??!!1! Bet if he was a white headless/handless man they'd know who it was!

Posted by: jwpaine @PirateBallerina at August 20, 2013 02:54 PM (/lWM8)

96 The key is to forget to hit the ground.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at August 20, 2013 06:53 PM (Gk3SS)

That's not flying! That - that's just gliding with style!

Posted by: Woody at August 20, 2013 02:54 PM (sGtp+)

97 Dude Drives Truck Into Ravine, Immortality ...But Mostly Into Ravine[\b]
Is this no longer funny? I vote hell yeahs it's still funny.

Posted by: dogfish at August 20, 2013 02:54 PM (nsOJa)

98 [\b]

Posted by: dogfish at August 20, 2013 02:54 PM (nsOJa)

99 It's /, not \.

To the barrel!

Posted by: Woody at August 20, 2013 02:55 PM (sGtp+)

100 Off sock.

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at August 20, 2013 02:56 PM (v3pYe)

101 It's the Obama Economy. The Republicans drove it into a ditch, so I flew it into a ravine... style points baby

Posted by: Barky McBamastain at August 20, 2013 02:56 PM (Pr6hk)

102 Good stuff. Mexican Coca Cola is delish. Brings back memories of my youth. Now if they only made a throw back Dr. Pepper. The Dr. pepper of today tastes nothing like the original. Posted by: Tuna at August 20, 2013 06:52 PM (M/TDA) Dr Pepper with real sugar in the old 10-2-4 motif was available last year in Eastern Virginia.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at August 20, 2013 02:56 PM (l3vZN)

103 Good to see them bringing back "The Fall Guy."

Posted by: Lee Majors at August 20, 2013 02:57 PM (BzQHL)

104 The Dr. pepper of today tastes nothing like the original.

You could get Dr. Pepper with cane sugar instead of corn syrup in Dublin, TX, but I think they shut the down the plant recently.

Posted by: no good deed at August 20, 2013 02:57 PM (WmLrU)

105

In case no one has posted this yet...

In the Duncan, OK 'thrill killing'...the two 16-yr-olds have been charged with murder, and will be tried as adults.

http:/ /kfor.com/2013/08/19/ international -student- gunned- down- in-duncan/

[remove spaces]

The third teen, 17 yrs old...is charged as an accessory.

Link has their mugshots.

Posted by: wheatie at August 20, 2013 02:57 PM (el7k2)

106 Creepy ass flying cracker.

Posted by: [/i][/b][/s]akula51 at August 20, 2013 02:57 PM (4p5/2)

107 Re my 48: Compare and contrast: Mountain Dew Hillbilly: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dyu4Tpoq8hc Shotgun Guy: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9R7IlTHaee8

Posted by: rickl at August 20, 2013 02:57 PM (sdi6R)

108 Things could have been done better.

Posted by: Guy Driving the Truck at August 20, 2013 02:58 PM (2jQGY)

109 If this dude was bored and didn't have anything to do, he could have tried killing somebody, right?

Posted by: The Third Horseman Of The Apocalypse at August 20, 2013 02:58 PM (Dwehj)

110 You could get Dr. Pepper with cane sugar instead of corn syrup in Dublin, TX, but I think they shut the down the plant recently.
Posted by: no good deed

All because the local DFW franchisee bitched they were too close IIRC. Bastids.

Posted by: dogfish at August 20, 2013 02:58 PM (nsOJa)

111 I have Sierra Mist with sugar instead of corn syrup.Pepsi is usually available with sugar as well.Frankly it doesn't make a huge difference to me.

Posted by: steevy at August 20, 2013 02:58 PM (9XBK2)

112 I know how he feer.

Posted by: Sum Ting Wong at August 20, 2013 03:00 PM (Dwehj)

113

21 And holy poop ... another hash. What the fuck is mMkoO?

Isn't she one of those cosplay chicks?

Posted by: Anachronda at August 20, 2013 03:00 PM (FzhYM)

114 Years ago I saw a car on I95 start fishtailing then flipping end-over-end several times, like in the movies, and end up in the median on I95 upside down and rotating slowly on its roof.

Didn't see any body parts leaving the vehicle during the aerobatic maneuvers, so the driver must have been belted in.

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at August 20, 2013 03:00 PM (wgvDh)

115 Now I read one of the 3 teens is white.Not in the pucture I saw.

Posted by: steevy at August 20, 2013 03:01 PM (9XBK2)

116 Shotgun Guy: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9R7IlTHaee8 Posted by: rickl ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ And then he walks off without clearing the gun and while pointing it in the general direction of the camera.... Dumbass... :/

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at August 20, 2013 03:02 PM (UeUjL)

117 114 Now I read one of the 3 teens is white.Not in the pucture I saw. Posted by: steevy at August 20, 2013 07:01 PM (9XBK2) A White Negro?

Posted by: rickl at August 20, 2013 03:02 PM (sdi6R)

118

Now I read one of the 3 teens is white.Not in the pucture I saw.
Posted by: steevy at August 20, 2013 07:01 PM (9XBK2)

One drop!

Posted by: Halle Berry at August 20, 2013 03:05 PM (keb0r)

119

114 Now I read one of the 3 teens is white.Not in the pucture I saw.

The oldest one...17 yr old Michael Jones...is sorta light.

He is the one charged as an accessory, for driving the car.

Posted by: wheatie at August 20, 2013 03:05 PM (el7k2)

120 108 If this dude was bored and didn't have anything to do, he could have tried killing somebody, right?
Posted by: The Third Horseman Of The Apocalypse at August 20, 2013 06:58 PM (Dwehj)

I think that's what he was doing.

Posted by: jwpaine @PirateBallerina at August 20, 2013 03:06 PM (/lWM8)

121 "Now I read one of the 3 teens is white."

There are a couple of different photos floating around.

And a press description of the third perp as "said to be white". Usually white people are not "said to be" white. They're just white, and referred to as such.

But let's see what further reports indicate.

Posted by: torquewrench at August 20, 2013 03:14 PM (gqT4g)

122 There's two distinct pics of perp #3. One has him being quite black, the other has him being quite white.

More bullshit unreliable initial Trayvon'esque reporting...

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at August 20, 2013 03:17 PM (wgvDh)

123 Holy cow. Was that a Troy-Bilt Pony lawn tractor? That thing can fly!

Posted by: Steveo at August 20, 2013 03:31 PM (S3yq1)

124 @116 - I guess Obama's son really would look like him...

Posted by: JEM at August 20, 2013 03:51 PM (o+SC1)

125 And they want to ban guns because they are too dangerous...

Posted by: Thatch at August 20, 2013 03:57 PM (qYvEa)

126 WooHoo.. we're flyin down the Recovery Summer Highway..

Posted by: Herr Biden at August 20, 2013 04:05 PM (Q1o2v)

127 Would someone shut off the sound? Cheeze, I log on to ACE and it get slammed by some loud lyric repeated over and over again. It took 5 minutes to finally locate the source and mute it out.....

Posted by: Cheshirecat at August 20, 2013 04:09 PM (qAxak)

128 That's about a mile from my house.

Funny the things you miss when you go away for the weekend.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Buy Spleen Ultra! Now With Oxidizers! at August 20, 2013 04:41 PM (gmoEG)

129 Screw the guy. Anyone got Alexandria Stack's number?

Posted by: red speck at August 20, 2013 04:45 PM (9Xu0X)

130 Actually I bet there's some fascinating underwater archeology down there.

Plus, you know, dead bodies.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at August 20, 2013 06:45 PM (Gk3SS)

Cannons from the War of 1812 have been found.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Buy Spleen Ultra! Now With Oxidizers! at August 20, 2013 04:45 PM (gmoEG)

131 Good Lord! Never ever post a Vine again! Even when it's closed up, I get a 6 second loop of stupid noise out of my speakers over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over.

Posted by: brian448 at August 20, 2013 04:52 PM (DXxi3)

132

I too am getting a 6 second loop of audio over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over

Took me forever to open up all the panels, figure out where it was coming from, and shut it down.

Awful.

Posted by: Bobby K at August 20, 2013 05:18 PM (0JgL6)

133 Yup. The main page is being spammed with the AUTO_PLAY truck crash video loop sound over. and Over. and OVER. and OVER AGAIN!

Geesh.

Posted by: TXMarko at August 20, 2013 05:21 PM (Krd4Z)

134

Well, since we appear to be permanently saddled with listening to this audio loop whenever we arrive at the main page from now until doomsday, let us try and decide what the music actually is?

It almost sounds like Geddy Lee of Rush to me.

Anyone else?

Posted by: TXMarko at August 20, 2013 05:34 PM (Krd4Z)

135 Also, discuss what was on the trailer. I am guessing lawn tractor.....

Posted by: TXMarko at August 20, 2013 05:36 PM (Krd4Z)

136 WaPo is the barometer of who the Dems fear. I'd say Senator Cruz is pretty high on their barometric meltdown scale. Rubio managed to do himself in, so all eyes now on Cruz. (I think he is playing with them all, by the way, with the Canada dual passport thing, etc. He is a very smart man as well as a honey badger).

Posted by: ChristyBlinky at August 20, 2013 05:47 PM (baL2B)

137 sorry. wrong post above. may have cerebral spinal fluid leaking from brain to sinuses, or so internet says. therefore i am going to post in wrong places as well as no longer use capital letters like c.c. cummings. if i have to have sinus surgery, as it could not just be something simple, it is a zebra and the worst possible outcome...anyway, i am going to freak out completely.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky at August 20, 2013 05:52 PM (baL2B)

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