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September 28, 2013

Dude Might Conceivably Be a Spazz
— Ace

Enjoy.

Via @unklefabio.

Posted by: Ace at 02:56 PM | Comments (199)
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1 Who? Me?

Posted by: Hanoverfist at September 28, 2013 02:58 PM (ecN6u)

2 He and his ilk should be encouraged to carry through with this threat...

Posted by: TheEngineer at September 28, 2013 02:59 PM (9PNNC)

3 I'm going to burn a tractor tire in support.

Posted by: tangonine at September 28, 2013 03:00 PM (x3YFz)

4 Note well the idea, again, that Conspicuous Demonstrations of Emotion are somehow purifying, authentic, and suggestive of moral worth.

Posted by: ace at September 28, 2013 03:00 PM (/IWYB)

5 Saturday stompage.

Posted by: Waterhouse at September 28, 2013 03:00 PM (pKIuS)

6 4 Note well the idea, again, that Conspicuous Demonstrations of Emotion are somehow purifying, authentic, and suggestive of moral worth.

Posted by: ace at September 28, 2013 07:00 PM (/IWYB)

Hey! I get misty every time R2D2 falls down that little sandbank.

That counts, right?

Posted by: tangonine at September 28, 2013 03:02 PM (x3YFz)

7 And I really, truly hope he gets the vasectomy that he desires. Please.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at September 28, 2013 03:02 PM (DmNpO)

8
According to another tweet from Holthaus, the Dutch artist known as Tinkebell, who calls attention to animal rights issues through works that use the remains of dead animals, had herself sterilised last week for a similar reason.

Works for me.

Posted by: Natural Selection

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 28, 2013 03:03 PM (kdS6q)

9 Oh, my! The burden our moral and intellectual elites must bear!

Posted by: WalrusRex at September 28, 2013 03:03 PM (PjgvN)

10 Oh, somebody needs to put this clown out of his misery. What a twerp! Just the idea that he might get to put his you-know in a place that could make babies is anathema to me.

Posted by: Peaches at September 28, 2013 03:04 PM (8lmkt)

11 I encourage all "warmers" to lop off their nads in protest. I cannot imagine a better outcome.

Posted by: tangonine at September 28, 2013 03:05 PM (x3YFz)

You know.

It's funny.

I was sitting at the St. Louis CPAC today, and the panel on immigration reform drifted into population control and Norquest (who for some reason was on the panel).

Anyway he was clearly not a fan of this zero population growth thing. And it's understandable. Let's set aside the government control for a moment and just look at it on a voluntary basis. 0 populatin growth and negative population growth create huge problems in society when you don't have the workforce to fill the jobs (and care for aging parents.)

But hey, these assholes are stupid.

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) (No really.) at September 28, 2013 03:05 PM (GaqMa)

Is this guy who cried like a girl in an airport terminal.

Posted by: garrett at September 28, 2013 03:05 PM (s+Cgm)

14
Unrelated -- I'm sure.

Holthaus: Right now, i work for a startup: Weathermob. Our goal is to revolutionize weather forecasting globally. In the last 10 days, weÂ’ve been fundraising with VCÂ’s in NYC, Boston and San Francisco.

http://tinyurl.com/khe8u9m

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 28, 2013 03:06 PM (kdS6q)

15 13
Is this guy who cried like a girl in an airport terminal.

Posted by: garrett at September 28, 2013 07:05 PM (s+Cgm)

Yeah, his man card would be revoked except he's never had one.

Posted by: tangonine at September 28, 2013 03:07 PM (x3YFz)

16 The wife. I wonder if she's still fertile.

Posted by: Fritz at September 28, 2013 03:07 PM (x2W/k)

17 I told you not be stupid you moron.

Posted by: Howard Stern's Father at September 28, 2013 03:07 PM (/IWYB)

18 Warmist Shakers

Posted by: Beagle at September 28, 2013 03:07 PM (sOtz/)

19 My best friends' cousins are like this, from what he's told me.

Sounds like no big loss to me. These are the types that tend to raise entitled idiots anyway, so feh.

Though if he really believed it, he'd reduce his carbon footprint to zero, and release the carbon he's sequestered back into its natural habitat.

Posted by: Ranba Ral at September 28, 2013 03:07 PM (G99e4)

20 Hahaha: I've never cried because of a science report before. Cheer up, you still haven't! Whatever the IPCC delivers, it isn't "science" as any rational human understand the term.

Posted by: Waterhouse at September 28, 2013 03:07 PM (pKIuS)

He should take a long walk into the wilderness, alone, without food and water.

Allow nature to reclaim him.

His tears would water the soil.

His flesh would feed cute furry animals.

And mankind would be rid of one more whiny ass crybaby.

Posted by: ExSnipe at September 28, 2013 03:07 PM (57ubW)

22 What a loser.

Posted by: Y-not at September 28, 2013 03:07 PM (5H6zj)

23 If he was truly committed, he would hold his breath until he needs to take a dirt nap.

Posted by: no good deed at September 28, 2013 03:08 PM (k55Fc)

24 @EricHolthaus. Several companies make products to capture your carbon dioxide. Hefty and Glad are two that comes to mind.

Posted by: Hanoverfist at September 28, 2013 03:09 PM (ecN6u)

25 Conspicuous Demonstrations of Emotion are somehow purifying, authentic, and suggestive of moral worth.

Shit, you mean I didn't have to buy a Prius?

Posted by: no good deed at September 28, 2013 03:09 PM (k55Fc)

26 Sitzpinkler.

Posted by: blaster at September 28, 2013 03:09 PM (4+AaH)

27 This guy is going to firebomb a nursery, isn't he?

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at September 28, 2013 03:10 PM (uhAkr)

Why stop with sterilizing himself...

Pussy.

If he's such a diehard true believer...he should go all the way and do a late term abortion on himself.

Posted by: wheatie at September 28, 2013 03:11 PM (61FoN)

29
"During Hurricane Sandy, one of the best sources for weather information about New York City was Eric Holthaus, who covered the story for the Wall Street Journal through its weather blog."

Holthaus: Not many people know this, but I was actually in Wisconsin when Sandy hit NYC. My coverage on Twitter and in WSJ reflected my deep ties to NYC, after having lived there for seven years.

Top men.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 28, 2013 03:11 PM (kdS6q)

30 Have fun, infidels. My four wives are cranking out the kids.

Posted by: Ahmed the Peaceful Muslim at September 28, 2013 03:11 PM (uhAkr)

31 Like the stupid, the mentally ill are with us always. Good if somewhat discussions every day at WUWT: http://bit.ly/14P7U2r And OT: Oregon's Commie Healthcare Agency looking for high school bands to play the Affordable Care Act Anthem for them. Seriously, do we need to be *more* like North Korea at this point?

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at September 28, 2013 03:12 PM (qyfb5)

32 Though, I have to admit, I felt the same way once I read Gabe's explanation of the delay vote.

Posted by: blaster at September 28, 2013 03:12 PM (4+AaH)

33 Problem with these shits choosing to be barren is that after awhile they decide that you should be too.

Population control. It's what's for dinner.

Posted by: Typo Dynamofo at September 28, 2013 03:13 PM (URNUb)

34 Gives new meaning to the term " Nuts for Nature"

Posted by: seamrog at September 28, 2013 03:13 PM (wqDqI)

35 Note well the idea, again, that Conspicuous Demonstrations of Emotion are somehow purifying, authentic, and suggestive of moral worth. *** One might lose control in public, but generally there is a bit of embarrassment or shame that goes along with the loss of self-control. Not so for these touchy-feely folks. No siree! Their tears are as much for your benefit as it is for theirs. They WANT you to feel their anguish because feelings are the only thing that matters. If they can manipulate someone else into feeling something for them or their predicament, and get them to act according to that guilt or shame, then all the better. Let it all hang out.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at September 28, 2013 03:13 PM (DmNpO)

36 In this case non-procreation is a good thing...

Posted by: Jet Built Around Cannon at September 28, 2013 03:13 PM (4L2D1)

37 The really funny thing is that the IPCC report has absolutely no explanation for the 15 year flatlining of global temperatures and yet they have raised their confidence level from 90% to 95% that man is causing global warming. The evidence that this is a complete fraud has never been stronger and this goof wants to snip his cord? By all means, go extinct.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 28, 2013 03:13 PM (g1DWB)

38 What's this? After today, college football season is 1/3 over; and it's not even October..

Posted by: soothsayer at September 28, 2013 03:14 PM (RwkPv)

39
Holthaus: Weathermob is a weather company for the 21st century....Some people have called us the Waze for weather.

*psst* They were making fun of you.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 28, 2013 03:14 PM (kdS6q)

40 Also OT but... Geeee-moo-kneeee Those vaunted sec defenses? Not in this game.

Posted by: nothinglefttolose at September 28, 2013 03:14 PM (/tk/V)

41 Thanks man. I's starting to fell a little guilty.

Posted by: Methhead burning insulation of copper wire at September 28, 2013 03:14 PM (ecN6u)

42 This idiot should push daisys for eternity and soon..

Posted by: Jet Built Around Cannon at September 28, 2013 03:14 PM (4L2D1)

43 We don't know how it works. Wveey prediction based on what we know has been wrong. We have no idea what's going to happen in the future. But, whatever it is, you can darn well bet that the right answer is more government.

Posted by: Boone at September 28, 2013 03:15 PM (3p8HS)

44 He wants everyone to quit flying. Except himself because he needs to get home. And we should stop having children, and he might have a vasectomy, later, depending, no doubt, on whether his wife says it's OK.

Quite the man of iron convictions.

Posted by: Retread at September 28, 2013 03:15 PM (Oz+LZ)

45 I think we all support his decision not to breed.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at September 28, 2013 03:15 PM (Gk3SS)

46 "Weathermob" - we already got a "weather underground" (how cute!) with a shitload of laughable AGW propaganda. Why do we need another one?

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at September 28, 2013 03:16 PM (d7tB2)

47 This guy is WAY too sensitive..

Posted by: Jet Built Around Cannon at September 28, 2013 03:16 PM (4L2D1)

48 This guy is a piker.

Posted by: Couchfucker at September 28, 2013 03:16 PM (k55Fc)

49
Jeff is sensitive in a faggish sort of way.

Posted by: Doctor Fish at September 28, 2013 03:17 PM (pJF+c)

31...And OT: Oregon's Commie Healthcare Agency looking for high school bands to play the Affordable Care Act Anthem for them.

Anthem?

They have an Anthem for the shit sandwich?

Posted by: wheatie at September 28, 2013 03:17 PM (61FoN)

51 dammit, I shoulda ordered the steak tip dinner I'm at Bob's Italian Foods in Medford (pronounced Med-fah), MA, one of the best takeout/delis in the universe. Do I jest? Shirley I do not.

Posted by: soothsayer at September 28, 2013 03:17 PM (RwkPv)

52 Cut 'em off on YouTube with an axe or you're a pussy.

Posted by: tangonine at September 28, 2013 03:17 PM (x3YFz)

53 How can we convince these mincers to also not vote?

Posted by: TheEngineer at September 28, 2013 03:17 PM (9PNNC)

54
If Jeff related to Nancy Boy Graham?

Posted by: Doctor Fish at September 28, 2013 03:18 PM (pJF+c)

55
Eric Holthaus ‏@EricHolthaus

Despite what the HuffPost wrote, we haven't yet decided not to have kids. That's an incredibly personal decision.

BRB - Fertile. Time to bang the Mexican gardener,

Posted by: Eric Holthaus' Wife

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 28, 2013 03:18 PM (kdS6q)

56 I got my usual Chicken Parm w/Ziti dinner, plus two meatballs extra.

Posted by: soothsayer at September 28, 2013 03:18 PM (RwkPv)

57 What a fucking pussy.

Posted by: James at September 28, 2013 03:19 PM (fmWws)

58 Who's at CPAC today?

Posted by: Y-not at September 28, 2013 03:19 PM (5H6zj)

59 And as far as that 95% confidence figure, yes, they made it up: http://judithcurry.com/2013/09/27/95/ It would be fair to say that confidence could in fact be established at a given level a by a group of experts in a field, except that this is a mediocre field with a poor record of predictive success and a long and widespread history of "fudge" (fraud).

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at September 28, 2013 03:19 PM (qyfb5)

60 to play the Affordable Care Act Anthem

Wait what? What the actual fuck?

Yeah. I think I'm going to give deep consideration to that whole not paying attention to the world thing. It has to be better for my blood pressure.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at September 28, 2013 03:19 PM (Gk3SS)

61 Uh-Huh.

And conceivably he might be one Remington away from removing those pesky humans from the planet.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Outrage Outlet features Stakes and Kindling for all of Your Heretic Burning Needs! at September 28, 2013 03:19 PM (gmoEG)

62 50 31...And OT: Oregon's Commie Healthcare Agency looking for high school bands to play the Affordable Care Act Anthem for them.

Anthem?
They have an Anthem for the shit sandwich?

Posted by: wheatie at September 28, 2013 07:17 PM (61FoN)

Sounds like this: http://tinyurl.com/6zla75

Posted by: tangonine at September 28, 2013 03:19 PM (x3YFz)

63 this place is right by Tufts a lotta college punks come in here

Posted by: soothsayer at September 28, 2013 03:20 PM (RwkPv)

64 I think Rand Simberg put it best: "I donÂ’t know what this is, but it sure as hell isnÂ’t science." http://www.transterrestrial.com/?p=51401

Posted by: rickl at September 28, 2013 03:20 PM (sdi6R)

65 No need for a vasectomy. I doubt he can get it up in bed anyway. Although I'd hit his wife I think

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 28, 2013 03:20 PM (UbDLm)

66 Yeah. I think I'm going to give deep consideration to that whole not paying attention to the world thing. It has to be better for my blood pressure. Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at September 28, 2013 07:19 PM (Gk3SS) It could save your life. Until they kill you. Also I forgot the link: http://bit.ly/1h1wShm

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at September 28, 2013 03:21 PM (qyfb5)

67 Ya know if he was really serious about this shit,he'd kill himself

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 28, 2013 03:22 PM (UbDLm)

68 Bulldawgs win

Posted by: Y-not at September 28, 2013 03:22 PM (5H6zj)

69 Despite what the HuffPost wrote, we haven't yet decided not to have kids. That's an incredibly personal decision.

Ah, the usual 'you people' nonsense then, as in 'you people need to stop flying, and you people need to stop having kids' so I can feel I've done something good for Mother Gaia by telling you what to do but exempting myself. This guy ought to be in Congress.

Posted by: Retread at September 28, 2013 03:22 PM (Oz+LZ)

70 If I could find a girl who would have sex with me, I still wouldn't have kids. On principle and shit.

Posted by: Eric Holthaus at September 28, 2013 03:22 PM (FMNSK)

71 Vasectomies are for pussies. He needs to go for the full castration. I mean, if he really believes and all.

Posted by: EROWMER at September 28, 2013 03:24 PM (OONaw)

72
I would hump Jeff just to irritate conservatives and Representative Boner.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at September 28, 2013 03:24 PM (pJF+c)

73 Ya know if he was really serious about this shit,he'd kill himself

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 28, 2013 07:22 PM (UbDLm)

Yeah. Let's see the blathering asshole put some real skin in the game. I'll donate a rope.

Posted by: Eric Holthaus at September 28, 2013 03:24 PM (FMNSK)

74 Oy Vey.

Posted by: Adriane... at September 28, 2013 03:24 PM (6TfRc)

75 Decent read despite the Noonan Warning: http://on.wsj.com/1eLfSzk

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at September 28, 2013 03:25 PM (qyfb5)

76
Eric Holthaus ‏@EricHolthaus

Im vegetarian, but I live in Wisconsin, so I occasionally am tempted by amazing cheese.

Eric Holthaus ‏@EricHolthaus

cruise ships are hazards to people the environment & break the backs of whales. Ugh.

He's a teenage girl.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 28, 2013 03:25 PM (kdS6q)

77 I thought all weatherpersons were supposed to have big cans.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 28, 2013 03:26 PM (FMNSK)

78 I weep for the polar bears on their shrinking ice cubes.

Posted by: Eric Holthaus at September 28, 2013 03:27 PM (FMNSK)

79 cruise ships are hazards to people the environment break the backs of whales. Ugh.

I'm trying to comprehend this sentence, but keep having to push my fleeing brain back through my ears.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at September 28, 2013 03:27 PM (d7tB2)

80 Probably also cries when he overhears someone order veal...

Posted by: TheEngineer at September 28, 2013 03:27 PM (9PNNC)

81 It's OK that isn't a dude and he does not have a pee pee so everything is OK.

Posted by: Registered Voter at September 28, 2013 03:27 PM (Hdbf3)

82 26 Sitzpinkler. Posted by: blaster at September 28, 2013 07:09 PM (4+AaH) I Saran-wrapped the terlet.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 28, 2013 03:27 PM (WjLUf)

83 well as bizarre as this is, perhaps it is best if all of his fellow travelers did the same. Now why would they want to contribute to what they espouse is total annihilation by Gaia by Their personal actions.?

(nuts ) i do feel bad they feel so committed to false streams of consciousness

Posted by: willow at September 28, 2013 03:27 PM (nqBYe)

84 Mindert Eiting at WUWT said "the IPCCs scientist are 95% confident that the 5% of their models that have not have been proven wrong are right." (may have edited for effing English, people)

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at September 28, 2013 03:27 PM (qyfb5)

85 He needs about 50 years for his 5 year old brain to catch up with his 25 y.o. body.

Posted by: Ronster at September 28, 2013 03:28 PM (zf+3T)

86
My night clothes consists of a long cotton nightie and a tinfoil hat.

Posted by: Eric Holthaus at September 28, 2013 03:28 PM (pJF+c)

87
Yeah. I think I'm going to give deep consideration to that whole not paying attention to the world thing. It has to be better for my blood pressure.

I've found the best thing for my blood pressure is a steady diet of whiskey, waltzes, and redheads.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at September 28, 2013 03:28 PM (lr3d7)

88 When Eric Holthaus is gone, that just means more seals for the rest of us to club.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 28, 2013 03:28 PM (FMNSK)

89 see how unconscionable the left is?
srsly Their supporters have to deny any normalcy, it's really disgusting! all for Power and funds.

Posted by: willow at September 28, 2013 03:29 PM (nqBYe)

90 Personally I'd like to see all the East Coast liberals stop flying west to ski on powder and learn to ski on the ice of the Northeast again.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 28, 2013 03:29 PM (UbDLm)

91
I've pure as the driven snow and have never masturbated or had sex with The Chicken, unlike many of the posters to this site.

Posted by: Eric Holthaus at September 28, 2013 03:29 PM (pJF+c)

Sweet, sweet eco-nut tears, they make a great seasoning for my delicious Gaia-raping, non-sustainable veal...

Posted by: Conservative Crank at September 28, 2013 03:31 PM (sQ0LB)

93 i wonder if this guy and his wife have taken a moment to consider how committed Gore is?

does he note ever that Gore with ten limos running while he goes from town to town to tell the bad news, and lives in a palace might not really be so committed to that which He espouses and scares them with?

Posted by: willow at September 28, 2013 03:31 PM (nqBYe)

Eric Holthaus Ã¾@EricHolthaus

Im vegetarian, but I live in Wisconsin, so I occasionally am tempted by amazing cheese.

Eric Holthaus Ã¾@EricHolthaus

cruise ships are hazards to people the environment break the backs of whales. Ugh.

So, when he cries after sex it's because the strap-on isn't biodegradable?

Posted by: garrett at September 28, 2013 03:31 PM (s+Cgm)

95 And good evening to you horde.

Posted by: Conservative Crank at September 28, 2013 03:32 PM (sQ0LB)

96 I'd like to encourage all liberals to remove themselves from the human gene pool.

Posted by: gasorgrab at September 28, 2013 03:32 PM (FX38i)

97 I wonder if this asshole protested the first kids taking those lavish vacations on Air Force One

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 28, 2013 03:32 PM (UbDLm)

98 The only reason I do the ghey sex is because no babies. Seriously. I don't even really like it.

Posted by: Eric Holthaus at September 28, 2013 03:32 PM (FMNSK)

99 charlatans, snake oil, still works .

Posted by: willow at September 28, 2013 03:33 PM (nqBYe)

100 OT but this dude, Pete Sessions, has the patience and calm of a saint.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at September 28, 2013 03:34 PM (DmNpO)

101

Im vegetarian, but I live in Wisconsin, so I occasionally am tempted by amazing cheese.

Eric Holthaus Ã¾@EricHolthaus[/i]

The only cheese he is tempted by, is fumunda cheese.

Posted by: Ronster at September 28, 2013 03:35 PM (zf+3T)

102 soo gaia not only wants your children to suffer cold and deprivation no air, walk, no car, live in a cave, But she also wants you to go mad.

Posted by: willow at September 28, 2013 03:36 PM (nqBYe)

103
I may be a little effeminate, but as God is my witness, I've never, and I repeat never held a cock in my mouth for longer than five minutes.

Posted by: Eric Holthaus at September 28, 2013 03:37 PM (pJF+c)

104 i'll chip in for his vasectomy

Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl at September 28, 2013 03:37 PM (8JJ6O)

105 who the fuck was that greasy vagabond in the video?

Posted by: Jones in CO at September 28, 2013 03:37 PM (8sCoq)

106 My wife an I just got back from a Twins v. Indians ball game. It's the first one we've ever been to together. My wife actually caught a foul ball.

After reading this post I went to check her trophy. Sure enough, writtern right there was "Property of Eric Holthaus".

Posted by: johnd01 at September 28, 2013 03:37 PM (r0+v0)

107 Nature is ensuring that the runt of the litter does not breed.

Posted by: Splunge at September 28, 2013 03:37 PM (bKA83)

108 Big game in 20 mins

Wisconsin vs some team from Ohio

Posted by: Jones in CO at September 28, 2013 03:40 PM (8sCoq)

109 >>>Nature is ensuring that the runt of the litter does not breed.<<<

Mama pig usually does this by eating the little shithead.

Posted by: Fritz at September 28, 2013 03:40 PM (x2W/k)

110 That's right -- ignore an unequivocal scientific warning from the world's most prominent climate scientists just because some guy's a little wimp. And you wonder why they call the Republicans the "party of stupid."

Posted by: Sal Testa at September 28, 2013 03:41 PM (KJ843)

111 poor sal.

Posted by: willow at September 28, 2013 03:42 PM (nqBYe)

112 I'll save him a bundle and just give him a swift kick in the nads. For mother earth!

Posted by: fastfreefall at September 28, 2013 03:42 PM (Tz35j)

113
With this public pronouncement, I expect President Barack Obama to force Congress to create an Eric Holthaus Day in honor of my principled stand on not creating additional life to burden Mother Gaia.

Posted by: Eric Holthaus at September 28, 2013 03:43 PM (pJF+c)

114 sal is average joe

Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl at September 28, 2013 03:43 PM (8JJ6O)

115 That's right -- ignore an unequivocal scientific warning from the world's most prominent climate scientists just because some guy's a little wimp.

Posted by: Sal Testa

The IPCC is written by government bureaucrats, dipshit.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at September 28, 2013 03:43 PM (ligos)

116 guess i will go back out to the garden look at the flowers before Gaia wipes us out with her anger at my high water usage.

Posted by: willow at September 28, 2013 03:43 PM (nqBYe)

117 SAVE THE EARF!

Posted by: Fringe at September 28, 2013 03:43 PM (I1OwR)

118 Mama pig usually does this by eating the little shithead. *** Those little piglets are shit out of luck in Florida because the sow has a constitutional right to eat that piglet.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at September 28, 2013 03:44 PM (DmNpO)

119 >>>That's right -- ignore an unequivocal scientific warning from the world's most prominent climate scientists just because some guy's a little wimp.

>>>And you wonder why they call the Republicans the "party of stupid."

You know what we can do?

Read and comprehend simple english sentences:

"Scientists found in the report that it was 'extremely likely' that humans are causing warming trends"

"unequivocal" means "extremely likely" now.

I love telling idiots this: The fact that you vote reliably partisan-liberal will never change the fact that you've a mediocre mind and an inferior education.

Posted by: ace at September 28, 2013 03:44 PM (/IWYB)

120 Remember, all trolls are Average Joe

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at September 28, 2013 03:44 PM (d7tB2)

121 I'll save him a bundle and just give him a swift kick in the nads. For mother earth! *** I admire your generous and unselfish nature.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at September 28, 2013 03:44 PM (DmNpO)

122 "I just broke down in tears in boarding area at SFO while on phone with my wife. " What a girl. I bet his wife wishes she had a real man. I'm thinking he probably couldn't impregnate anyone anyway.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 28, 2013 03:45 PM (/B37E)

123 Wonder if the Walkure Romanze anime will have the porn in the game (I know it won't)

Posted by: The dude at September 28, 2013 03:45 PM (vJdyz)

124 Am I the only one who read his name as Hothaus?

Posted by: boned to the bone at September 28, 2013 03:46 PM (Ph479)

125 Oh and Joe,

Somewhere out there getting cold is a bowl of cock with your name on it. Best step to.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at September 28, 2013 03:47 PM (ligos)

126 Yeah hopefully this catches on big time.

Posted by: Adam at September 28, 2013 03:47 PM (Aif/5)

127 I'll never understand the Average Joe schtick.

Posted by: Y-not at September 28, 2013 03:48 PM (5H6zj)

128 I couldn't play the video, did he start blubbering on camera?

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 28, 2013 03:51 PM (/B37E)

129 If he slashed his wrists, his carbon footprint would be zero...just saying.

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at September 28, 2013 03:51 PM (9MLX+)

130 Even Jeff B. sounds smarter than this guy.

Posted by: Ronster at September 28, 2013 03:52 PM (zf+3T)

131 "Average Joe" was the nick of a prolific troll here a while back. He kept changing his nick, but he was always "Average Joe" to the horde.

Posted by: johnd01 at September 28, 2013 03:52 PM (r0+v0)

132 Very good House GOPs. They are submitting a bill that will ensure that the military gets paid even in the event of a shutdown.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at September 28, 2013 03:53 PM (DmNpO)

133 I know who Average Joe is. Just don't get the fun in it for he/she/it.

Posted by: Y-not at September 28, 2013 03:53 PM (5H6zj)

134 y-not,

if you know who average joe is please tell him I'm going to ban him, and this isn't a joke.

I'm tired of it. everyone is.

Posted by: ace at September 28, 2013 03:54 PM (/IWYB)

135 Average Joe still comments occasionally. Sometimes his hash is the same a parimus parmison or some such nic.

Posted by: Ronster at September 28, 2013 03:54 PM (zf+3T)

136 I'll bang his wife for him. What a pussy.

Posted by: Steff McKee at September 28, 2013 03:55 PM (F+hm6)

137 I challenge all AGW believers to put up, or shut up. If you don't remove your ability to reproduce, you're part of the problem.

Posted by: Sig Sig Sputcat at September 28, 2013 03:56 PM (F81jm)

138 Slaughter on the floor now quoting McCain's "whacko bird" remark. "Well said, Senator"

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at September 28, 2013 03:56 PM (DmNpO)

139 >That's right -- ignore an unequivocal scientific warning from the world's most prominent climate scientists just because some guy's a little wimp. Posted by: Sal Testa Sal, please feel free to get yourself snipped, and remember to remind all your friends... save the Earth

Posted by: UnkleFabio at September 28, 2013 03:57 PM (zuR/H)

140 If this doesn't say pussy, I don't know what does: http://goo.gl/XwCTsw

Posted by: Jesse Pinkman, PhD Bitches! at September 28, 2013 03:57 PM (T0Pku)

141 Hey, wait a minute. Could this be a very clever satire? I hope not.

Posted by: Sig Sig Sputcat at September 28, 2013 03:57 PM (F81jm)

142 dear Lord what is up with the world? there's a high school football team in ny that is quitting because a team mate died....the paid is "too great" to continue there is the kc chiefs football player who is afraid of the team mascot , a horse... and then of course this weather pussy

Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl at September 28, 2013 03:57 PM (8JJ6O)

143 To quote Dr. Pournelle, think of it as evolution in action.

Posted by: Motionview at September 28, 2013 03:59 PM (6Tbb5)

144 "fundraising with VCÂ’s in NYC, Boston and San Francisco." So if he has to go to these various cities, does he plan to drive from Boston to San Francisco, or is he going to take a train. Oh wait, those things use damage the environment. He needs to ride his bicycle.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 28, 2013 03:59 PM (/B37E)

145 Not sure if this is the place but I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDD this weeks podcast!! as a veteran, people are always thanking me for "my service" and I always reply, no problem, you paid me the whole time - and I cannot stand the self righteous "public servants" because they are not servants, they get PAID the entire time they are there, or half of my namesakes campaign about working in public service blah blah, its self service when you just want a large salary and a home paid for by the public aarrrrrrggggggggghhhhhhhhhh!!!!!

Posted by: Chelsea Danger at September 28, 2013 04:00 PM (mHol2)

146 Chelsea Danger, please report to the barrel. And watch your step, as I hear that someone might have accidentally left a poo on the floor somewhere.

Posted by: johnd01 at September 28, 2013 04:02 PM (r0+v0)

147 How many people have weathermen or ladies, but mostly men, who have stupid madeup crazy weather names?

Posted by: cummin down at September 28, 2013 04:02 PM (V+Pei)

148 145 into the barrel dumbass

Posted by: Beto at September 28, 2013 04:03 PM (MhA4j)

149 I'm feeling a little wide in the hips today, maybe too much dinner.

Posted by: willow at September 28, 2013 04:05 PM (nqBYe)

150 what a fuckstick. kill yourself now and save your parents the shame.

Posted by: Secret Squirrel at September 28, 2013 04:06 PM (0SmH0)

151 Dallas Rains anyone? And I'll raise you a Johnny Mountain

Posted by: cummin down at September 28, 2013 04:06 PM (V+Pei)

152 again, extremist republican, jim mcgovern

republicans want to help these freaks?

Posted by: willow at September 28, 2013 04:07 PM (nqBYe)

153 This thread brought to you by Wide Track Pontiac for 1963

Posted by: Pontiac Motor Division at September 28, 2013 04:07 PM (aTXUx)

154 I think you're only allowed 500 characters per line. Some fool put in 1000. Not smart.

Posted by: Ronster at September 28, 2013 04:07 PM (zf+3T)

155 i wonder if global warming is causing it to rain like a cow pissing on a flat rock here in my little city south of Seattle.

Posted by: Secret Squirrel at September 28, 2013 04:07 PM (0SmH0)

156 50 Anthem? They have an Anthem for the shit sandwich? Don't Worry, Be Happy.

Posted by: Anachronda at September 28, 2013 04:07 PM (U82Km)

157 Despite what the HuffPost wrote, we haven't yet decided not to have kids. That's an incredibly personal decision.

Translation: Crap, you should have heard my wife when she saw my Tweet... damn. I might have to poke her in the hoo-ha after all. Shit.

Posted by: Steve Skubinna at September 28, 2013 04:07 PM (JiFy+)

158 If I was married to this guy, I don't know who I'd punch in the face first- me or him.

Posted by: Ktgreat: at September 28, 2013 04:07 PM (Bl4dy)

159 A noble comment embiggens the narrowest thread

Posted by: Jebediah Springfield at September 28, 2013 04:07 PM (aTXUx)

160 Does this thread make my ass look big?

Posted by: Beto at September 28, 2013 04:09 PM (MhA4j)

161 After he kills himself I hope his wife cremates him in an old tire.

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at September 28, 2013 04:09 PM (l0lja)

162 Chelsea Danger to the barrel

Posted by: buzzion at September 28, 2013 04:11 PM (LI48c)

163 Does my ass make this blog look big?

Posted by: johnd01 at September 28, 2013 04:11 PM (r0+v0)

164 "8 According to another tweet from Holthaus, the Dutch artist known as Tinkebell, who calls attention to animal rights issues through works that use the remains of dead animals, had herself sterilised last week for a similar reason. Works for me. Posted by: Natural Selection Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 28, 2013 07:03 PM (kdS6q) " No. If all honorable Leftists sterilize/euthanize themselves, future Leftists will be much more dishonorable and therefore much more dangerous and destructive. Please refrain from worshipping Darwin/death/the d*vil (yes, you were/are doing it). Doing so will almost certainly fuck the gene pool, and therefore the future, up. Later, all. God bless. :-)

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at September 28, 2013 04:12 PM (bc6Q/)

165 Man, I thought I got carried away.

Posted by: chicken little at September 28, 2013 04:12 PM (V+Pei)

166 Man has caused the climate change, raising the temperatures which caused the expansion of this thread width

Any leftists or progressives reading, please chop off your nuts now in order to stop the carnage

Posted by: Moron Climate Study Results at September 28, 2013 04:15 PM (aTXUx)

167 I am a veteran

Posted by: Chelsea Danger at September 28, 2013 04:19 PM (mHol2)

168 167 - of the psychic wars?

Posted by: Steve Skubinna at September 28, 2013 04:19 PM (JiFy+)

169 it was like that when I got here

Posted by: Chelsea Danger at September 28, 2013 04:22 PM (mHol2)

170 Has anyone above suggested this dipshit should reduce his carbon footprint to Zero by not breathing and do the world a favor in the process because I am sure he is a big fan of the Lyin kINg!

Posted by: ConcealedKerry or SubMitt at September 28, 2013 04:23 PM (uUXp6)

171 161 After he kills himself I hope his wife cremates him in an old tire. Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at September 28, 2013 08:09 PM (l0lja) THREAD WINNER BABY!!

Posted by: Secret Squirrel at September 28, 2013 04:24 PM (0SmH0)

172 I don't care if Wisconson wins, I just want them to hurt "The Ohio State"

Posted by: pissed off cornhusker at September 28, 2013 04:25 PM (V+Pei)

173 I swear that has never happened to me before, I don't post often, I apologize, I was excited about the podcast, if you ban me, I understand

Posted by: Chelsea Danger at September 28, 2013 04:26 PM (mHol2)

174 My contribution: AmishDude @TheAmishDude Nope. It's breathing. MT @EricHolthaus flying was my #1 contribution to CO2 emissions. So I decided to stop.

Posted by: AmishDude at September 28, 2013 04:28 PM (xSegX)

175 Apparently Eric has never watched Idiocracy. But that's okay, as he wouldn't 'get it' anyways.

This Andrew McCarthy piece in NR is a good one; he explains why the House should be taking a hard stance.

http://tinyurl.com/kyfrmcn

Posted by: GnuBreed at September 28, 2013 04:29 PM (cHZB7)

176 Hash check

Posted by: Lamont Cranston at September 28, 2013 04:32 PM (Vc0Qj)

177 Has anyone volunteered to hate-fuck his wife yet?

Posted by: Dr Spank at September 28, 2013 04:34 PM (qRasw)

178 You know, my dad was one of the funniest blue comics ever. Especially on hash

Posted by: Lamont Sanford at September 28, 2013 04:35 PM (V+Pei)

179 Link to youtube of the Oregon ACA anthem: http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Xv2UUcXCo9g&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DXv2UUcXCo9g

Posted by: Weirddave at September 28, 2013 04:36 PM (jt8G9)

180 Kahty Caster D saying the last shut down by republicans caused our downgrading

Posted by: willow at September 28, 2013 04:36 PM (nqBYe)

181 Kahty Caster D saying the last shut down by republicans caused our downgrading

Who is she and why should I care?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Outrage Outlet features Stakes and Kindling for all of Your Heretic Burning Needs! at September 28, 2013 04:38 PM (gmoEG)

182 I'm a let ya talk, but we gotta shut this bitch down

Posted by: kanye at September 28, 2013 04:41 PM (V+Pei)

183 Ohio State showing how a Championship Red Team plays football, Cornhuskers crying....as usual!

Posted by: ConcealedKerry or SubMitt at September 28, 2013 04:48 PM (uUXp6)

184 Sick in the head.

Posted by: YourPoopyPants at September 28, 2013 04:55 PM (bOKSd)

185 Chelsea Danger: Thank you for your service, and for your enthusiasm.

Posted by: rickl at September 28, 2013 05:09 PM (sdi6R)

186 We need people like this to reproduce, because their kids will probably rebel against their dad.

Posted by: rtw at September 28, 2013 05:10 PM (6zfQZ)

187 186 - that's known as the Alex P. Keaton effect.

Posted by: Steve Skubinna at September 28, 2013 05:13 PM (JiFy+)

188 Wisconsin always plays us tough.

Posted by: Steff McKee at September 28, 2013 05:16 PM (2rx4R)

189 It would be fair to say that confidence could in fact be established at a given level a by a group of experts in a field, except that this is a mediocre field with a poor record of predictive success and a long and widespread history of "fudge" (fraud).

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at September 28, 2013 07:19 PM (qyfb5)

That's an excellent link. I urge everyone to read it. And Judith Curry is an actual scientist, and something of a luke-Warmist to boot. But she is as appalled by the bad (and non-)science in the IPCC report as any iron-bund skeptic. Basically, they increased the confidence rating from 90% to 95% even though the current data is less supportive of the models than the data used in the last round (much of which was fudged).

IPCC knows this is their last kick at the cat, so they are doubling down on stupid.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 28, 2013 05:31 PM (60Q+L)

190 He tweeted on Friday 'no children, happy to go extinct' I'm happy as well. Now, if he can get all his other co-religionists to follow his lead...

Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at September 28, 2013 06:07 PM (/IXKu)

191 I'd rather sit next to a colicky baby that just ate a Chipotle burrito or a smelly hobo dressed as a clown that wakes me up describe his stuffed opossum collection than sit next to this Chelsea on a plane.

Posted by: Greppin` The Hash at September 28, 2013 06:12 PM (l0lja)

192 McCain hires Syria rebel advocate Elizabeth OÂ’Bagy

http://tinyurl.com/nym2ctv

Posted by: knowledge is power at September 28, 2013 06:49 PM (Nx76m)

193 "Eric Holthaus, who used to do weather for Wall Street Journal" I think there's a reason ole' Eric "used" to do weather for the Wall Street Journal. Anyway, you suppose ole' Eric decided he needed to raise his profile? Is "mercilessly mocked" a resume enhancer these days?

Posted by: Blake at September 28, 2013 07:47 PM (QNnGv)

194 What would be the best way to take a collection up for this guy's vasectomy? And could we slip the surgeon a few Ben Franklins to have him take a bit extra off the top?

Posted by: theCork at September 28, 2013 08:51 PM (I3ZHb)

195 I think you need to have balls to get a vasectomy...I am completely fine with this d-bag not making any future liberals. So the U.N. issues a report and this guy goes all menopausal...someone is in the closet...

Posted by: American at September 28, 2013 09:08 PM (GTRnt)

196 2 Of New York's Wealthiest Families Are Fighting A Bitter Battle For Millions In A Modest County Courthousehttp://tinyurl.com/m8wz3qb
finding a lot of spazzes....

Posted by: knowledge is power at September 28, 2013 10:24 PM (Nx76m)

197 Consummate beta male.

Posted by: jix at September 28, 2013 11:49 PM (iGpXz)

198 Global Warming is the most important issue ever. Now excuse me while I take this flight home which is even more important.

Posted by: X at September 29, 2013 06:51 AM (KHo8t)

199 If he freaks out this much over please don't kill and innocent baby, he'll go nuts when he hears about loving your enemy.

Posted by: no good deed at September 30, 2013 10:57 AM (k55Fc)

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