March 26, 2013

Early Reports from the SC's Gay Marriage Arguments
— Ace

Well, it's a mix of things and I wouldn't want to guess based on arguments anyway.

Kennedy tipped his hand quite a bit by saying the gay marriage ban "hurts children." Well, if it hurts children, presumably he'd be against that.

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1 It's a tax.

Posted by: Justice Roberts at March 26, 2013 09:45 AM (/Mla1)

2 My cat's breath smells like cat food.

Posted by: Justice Roberts at March 26, 2013 09:46 AM (NuPNl)

3 Ugh.   I'm not even going to pay attention to this.   I don't want to suffer another heartbreaking blow to basic Constitutional literacy     like    we got    with   Obamacare.   I'm going to practice the Cypriot style of avoidance and pretend that if I don't    pay attention to it, it doesn't exist.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/u][/b] at March 26, 2013 09:46 AM (4df7R)

4 NAMBLA hurts children, too.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 26, 2013 09:47 AM (qx7YW)

5 So the wishes of the voters will be overturned? Democracy, how does that work?

Posted by: illegally posting anonymously on the internet [/i] at March 26, 2013 09:47 AM (feFL6)

6 I've come to the refreshing realization that since the white house ignores laws they don't agree with, I can too.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 26, 2013 09:48 AM (qx7YW)

7 So it's about allowing gay children to marry?

Posted by: SpongeBob Saget at March 26, 2013 09:48 AM (epxV4)

8 The 9th Circus decision should be struck down. Period. About the only other outcome that would be somewhat acceptable would be that the SCOTUS throws the case out and the 9th's decision stands. At least that means that Ghey Marriage would not be the law of the entire land. Still, it's insane that 9 people can subvert the will of the people. YET AGAIN.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 26, 2013 09:48 AM (tqLft)

9 They'll chicken out with a bullshit "lack of standing" ruling or some other way to weasel out of setting a firm precedent.

As usual.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at March 26, 2013 09:48 AM (SY2Kh)

10 I remember how we all just knew the Supremes would overturn Obamacare.  I walked out of my doctor's office and turned on the radio and just died.

I think I'll run errands for a bit and ignore this. 


Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 26, 2013 09:49 AM (lVPtV)

11 Whether it hurts children shouldn't be the only factor in the decision.  They get over it.

Posted by: Hairy Reed at March 26, 2013 09:49 AM (8ZskC)

12 I'm going to practice the Cypriot style of avoidance and pretend that if I don't pay attention to it, it doesn't exist.

I'm thinking recipe thread.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at March 26, 2013 09:49 AM (/kI1Q)

13 How is this related to Kirsten Dunst's thin lips or Sean Waltman's torn anus? Other than both being thin, easily penetrated mucus membranes.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at March 26, 2013 09:49 AM (ZPrif)

14 Forget about this messy gay marriage issue.  Here, have a tamale.

Posted by: The Wise Latina at March 26, 2013 09:50 AM (8ZskC)

15 I've assumed for years the USSC will force gay marriage on the country. I'll be plesantly surprised if they don't, but I don't really give a shit about this.

Posted by: mugiwara at March 26, 2013 09:50 AM (W7ffl)

16 Kennedy tipped his hand quite a bit by saying the gay marriage ban "hurts children." Well, if it hurts children, presumably he'd be against that.

----

Feelings or law?  What do we run on these days?  Incidentally, Obamacare hurts Americans of all ages and, well, we got that rammed down our throats.  Just thought I'd throw that unrelated morsel out there. 

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 26, 2013 09:50 AM (ATdet)

17 It's all about the children, isn't it?  How can you oppose children or little baby ducks?  You monsters.

Posted by: Gay Couples at March 26, 2013 09:50 AM (71LDo)

18 The moment I heard that Chief Justice Roberts' lesbian cousin was attending, I assumed that this was going to go in favor of the gay marriage proponents. I can't imagine she showed up uninvited, and I can't imagine he invited her to see the ban upheld. Mostly spurious assumption on my part, but there it is.

Posted by: Crude at March 26, 2013 09:50 AM (N3XVc)

19 Actually the guy representing California doesn't have standing They'll refuse the entire case meaning the Cali SC ruling will stand making it the law All according to T who is a lawyer...although a nice one

Posted by: Navycopjoe at March 26, 2013 09:51 AM (MBzEc)

20 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a malignant traitor.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channeling Breitbart at March 26, 2013 09:51 AM (nUH8H)

21 i thought marriage wasn't about having children? You know, the man and woman thing was meaningless.

Posted by: teh Wind at March 26, 2013 09:51 AM (JIMJN)

22 To paraphrase the late George Carlin: "Fuck the children!"

Posted by: Weew at March 26, 2013 09:51 AM (HfKLk)

23 Well, if it hurts children, presumably he'd be against that. Posted by: Ace at 01:42 PM ________________ Eh, it's Supreme Court -Town, ace, you can never be sure.

Posted by: tasker at March 26, 2013 09:51 AM (r2PLg)

24 i have no faith in the scotus... they will side with the gheys and next up will be religions being brought before the court for hate crimes......until every religious institution bends over and allows the holy sacrament of marriage to be performed on ghey unions.....the gheys will not be satisfied......

Posted by: phoenixgirl,commenter on a conservative award winning blog at March 26, 2013 09:51 AM (GVxQo)

25 This is all so gay.

Posted by: Dang at March 26, 2013 09:51 AM (R18D0)

26 SCOTUS.

Liberal law passes.

"we're not here to protect you from bad law"


Conservative law passes.

"For The Children!®"

Watch the ratchet in action.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose DOOMCASTER! at March 26, 2013 09:52 AM (0q2P7)

27 I just spoke with a lefty who told me that " Religious convictions that openly discriminate against an entire group of people. Yea, I think I'm OK with forcing them to violate that. " This was in response to me saying that I oppose gay marriage only because it will force people to violate their religious convictions by providing services for the ceremony. They don't even pretend to care about the constitution any more.

Posted by: Lauren at March 26, 2013 09:52 AM (wsGWu)

28 Kennedy tipped his hand quite a bit by saying the gay marriage ban "hurts children." Wait. What? How?

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channeling Breitbart at March 26, 2013 09:52 AM (nUH8H)

29 Gaaaaabe. Where are you? Time for another round of brutal ridicule for you.

Posted by: andrew breitbart at March 26, 2013 09:52 AM (Yfnhv)

30 It hurts what children?  Last time I checked, homosexuals can't reproduce.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 26, 2013 09:52 AM (qx7YW)

31 To paraphrase the late George Carlin:
"Fuck the children!"

Posted by: Weew at March 26, 2013 01:51 PM (HfKLk)

 

 

Go on...

Posted by: NAMBLA at March 26, 2013 09:52 AM (W7ffl)

32
I have no idea, I'm still stunned by Karate Rap, Shatner, and truly weird the Japanese are.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 26, 2013 09:52 AM (IY7Ir)

33 I love children. Boiled.

Posted by: Judge "W. C." Roberts at March 26, 2013 09:53 AM (UrENZ)

34 They don't even pretend to care about the constitution any more.

It's really old anyway.

Posted by: Cicero, Semiautomatic Assault Commenter at March 26, 2013 09:53 AM (8ZskC)

35 If the gheys win can we get the fucking rainbow back?

Posted by: Navycopjoe at March 26, 2013 09:53 AM (MBzEc)

36 It's all about the children, isn't it?
Posted by: Gay Couples

Yes.  Yes it is.

Posted by: Jerry Sandusky at March 26, 2013 09:53 AM (R18D0)

37 If the gheys win can we get the fucking rainbow back? No. Homophobe.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channeling Breitbart at March 26, 2013 09:54 AM (nUH8H)

38

I've long ago given up hope of ever seeing anything close to the right thing being done by the courts. They always seem to decide things in a way contrary to a plain reading of the Constitution.

 

It's all umbrellas and  nuance sandwiches, all the time with these fools.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at March 26, 2013 09:54 AM (+z4pE)

39 Wait. What?

How?


Shut up, h8er.  That's how.

Posted by: Cicero, Semiautomatic Assault Commenter at March 26, 2013 09:54 AM (8ZskC)

40 To paraphrase the late George Carlin:
"Fuck the children!"

I really miss that guy.  He was always all over the place politically, but at least made it interesting and fun.  These bastards today lack the gravitas George took with him. Angry, uninteresting and talentless people rule this world now.

Posted by: Gay Couples at March 26, 2013 09:54 AM (71LDo)

41

until every religious institution bends over and allows the holy sacrament of marriage to be performed on ghey unions.....the gheys will not be satisfied......

 

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I would be interested to see how the court decides that my freedom is worth less than a homosexual's.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 26, 2013 09:54 AM (qx7YW)

42 If someone ran on rounding up the black robed oligarchs and feeding them to a meat grinder I'd probably vote for them.

Posted by: vote Lord Humungus 2016 at March 26, 2013 09:54 AM (HEa5q)

43

Just fucking legalize it all so we don't hurt children. Gay, Bi, Tri, Quadruple, man/boy, woman/ girl child, multiple wives, multiple husbands, incest, animals, plants, minerals, did I leave anything out? Really what the fuck... this country is just run by a bunch of shitweasel pervert motherfuckers. Oh, there's something I left out...

 

Posted by: Guido-Liberal Arts PHD Squidolgy at March 26, 2013 09:54 AM (NQq8e)

44 I would be interested to see how the court decides that my freedom is worth less than a homosexual's. It's a tax.

Posted by: John Roberts at March 26, 2013 09:54 AM (nUH8H)

45 Gaaaaabe. Where are you? Time for another round of brutal ridicule for you.

Posted by: andrew breitbart at March 26, 2013 09:55 AM (fzoqm)

46 Mugiwara @ 15, the biggest thing I'm concerned about is the erosion of the church in being able to adhere to their religious beliefs.  After gay marriage, then comes the flood of lawsuits to any church denying marriage "rights" to gay couples.  Then comes denial of tax free status.  Wasn't there a bakery that got sued for not wanting to make a gay wedding cake? 

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 26, 2013 09:55 AM (ATdet)

47 I agree we need a recipe thread. Stat.

Posted by: NCKate at March 26, 2013 09:55 AM (J/Yaf)

48

I just spoke with a lefty who told me that " Religious convictions that openly discriminate against an entire group of people. Yea, I think I'm OK with forcing them to violate that. "

This was in response to me saying that I oppose gay marriage only because it will force people to violate their religious convictions by providing services for the ceremony.

They don't even pretend to care about the constitution any more.

 

 

I guess he/she/it will be happy to go talk to the Muslims about the Jew stuff in the Koran, yes?

Posted by: Grey Fox at March 26, 2013 09:55 AM (P0x1m)

49 It is not our job to protect the people from the consequences of their political choices...In the meantime, the children are gonna have two mommies or two daddies and you bitches have no recourse.

So learn how to take it (in places unspecified) like a gay man, and shut the fuck up.

Posted by: The disHonorable Kennedy, eldouche of the court at March 26, 2013 09:55 AM (gJ15C)

50 Yes, this definitely hurts the children. Two mincing fathers make up for the lack of a mother. Two diesel moms make up for the lack of a father. What kind of upbringing would children have without these family models? This is what I meant about atheists knowing fuck-all about human nature.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at March 26, 2013 09:55 AM (JDIKC)

51 Aka The Standing Art V Convention

Posted by: Dr Foistus at March 26, 2013 09:55 AM (p/Sn/)

52 I would be interested to see how the court decides that my freedom is worth less than a homosexual's. Because shut up, that's why.

Posted by: Modern Liberalism at March 26, 2013 09:55 AM (B/VB5)

53 I agree we need a recipe thread. Stat. Normally I would agree- but I've had a stomach bug for the last couple days (I'm being really adventurous for lunch and seeing if I can keep down some cereal), and that would just be mean.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channeling Breitbart at March 26, 2013 09:56 AM (nUH8H)

54

gay marriage ban hurts children

 

I am at a total loss here in understanding that thought.  I recognize the individual words well enough,  but strung in that order . . . it does not compute.

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 26, 2013 09:56 AM (BAS5M)

55 39 Angry, uninteresting and talentless people rule this world now. Posted by: Gay Couples at March 26, 2013 01:54 PM (71LDo) Tina Fey!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 26, 2013 09:56 AM (tqLft)

56
Car crashes hurt children!

Posted by: Wise and Noble Supreme Court Justice in his Depends Moment at March 26, 2013 09:56 AM (IY7Ir)

57 Gaaaaabe. Where are you? Time for another round of brutal ridicule for you.

Posted by: andrew breitbart at March 26, 2013 01:52 PM (Yfnhv)

 

We  have  you  for  that  volcano  boy. 

Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at March 26, 2013 09:56 AM (rXcBX)

58 Next thing you know, they'll let Ace rape four year-olds at the local Head Start. Slippery Slope.

Posted by: andrew breitbart at March 26, 2013 09:56 AM (fzoqm)

59 43 I would be interested to see how the court decides that my freedom is worth less than a homosexual's. It's a tax. Posted by: John Roberts at March 26, 2013 01:54 PM (nUH8H) _______________________ It's a cis-normative transitive tax.

Posted by: Chief Justice Roberts--Now with more hip lingo! at March 26, 2013 09:57 AM (r2PLg)

60 Love means never having to ram gerbils up your corn hole. Unless you want to...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 26, 2013 09:57 AM (tqLft)

61

Hey! Hey Cousin Sappho!  It's me, Cousin Bob! *waves*

Posted by: Justice Roberts

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at March 26, 2013 09:57 AM (kdS6q)

62 You haven't seen a slippery slope until you've stood below an erupting volcano, ergie.

Posted by: Cicero, Semiautomatic Assault Commenter at March 26, 2013 09:58 AM (8ZskC)

63 60 Hey! Hey Cousin Sappho! It's me, Cousin Bob! *waves* Posted by: Justice Roberts Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at March 26, 2013 01:57 PM (kdS6q) Kissin' cousins. With tongue.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 26, 2013 09:58 AM (tqLft)

64 Your freedom is worth less than a homosexual's because of guilt of course. 13th Amendment isn't unlimited you know.

/sarc

Posted by: RiverC at March 26, 2013 09:58 AM (El+h4)

65 It's pretty clear what SCOTUS is thinking. It's the Roberts Court- which doesn't take Karnak to predict.

Roberts is more concerned with appearance than the Constitution.So the justices search is one of substantiating their "feelings" with fragments of law from all over the globe.

And the headlines are wrong. They read things such as;

"Justices Try to Find Reason for Gay Marriage Ban"
(which oddly the WSJ has changed)

Instead of;
" Justices try to Determine Where Gay Marriage is guaranteed by the Constitution and Why the Tenth Amendment Does Not Apply".

Posted by: Marcus at March 26, 2013 09:58 AM (GGCsk)

66 If children, the unlucky ones, are ripped to shreds in the womb, then being raised by two mommies is a happy alternative.

Posted by: Angry Womens Studies at March 26, 2013 09:58 AM (gJ15C)

67 I didn't want Tingles making fun of me over Obamacare and I don't want him making fun of me now. It's all about my LEGACY, not the Constitution, silly wingnutz.

Posted by: JohnIscariotRoberts at March 26, 2013 09:58 AM (7ObY1)

68 Usually only one of the moms is diesel , the other , lipstick .

Posted by: awkward davies at March 26, 2013 09:59 AM (USjX1)

69 Good lord, Kennedy is going to try to be Solomon. The Court is a joke--just a lot of pretentious king wanna-be's. They really should enter the legislature, except they know they can't hack it in politics.

Posted by: Sigma Seven at March 26, 2013 09:59 AM (HoxZS)

70 Gay marriage is a right because without it some people would be Sad.

Posted by: The Wise Latina at March 26, 2013 09:59 AM (8ZskC)

71 navyjoe it's always bothered me the way they've stolen the rainbow, the triangle, now the = sign....

Posted by: phoenixgirl,commenter on a conservative award winning blog at March 26, 2013 09:59 AM (GVxQo)

72 53 gay marriage ban hurts children

I don't get that one, when study after study shows that the best environment for kids is two parents of opposite sex. You know chocolate AND vanilla. Oh well, we'll just wind up paying for this too. I was going to do a taking it up the ass crack but that's too easy.

Posted by: Iblis at March 26, 2013 09:59 AM (9221z)

73 erg  --  straight liberals hate you.



Posted by: eleven at March 26, 2013 09:59 AM (KXm42)

74 by the way, if you listen to the recording, at the end, they jump into a volcano.

But you have to listen to the whole recording.

Posted by: RiverC at March 26, 2013 09:59 AM (El+h4)

75 Whether now or later (but still soon), how can the SC possible allow laws that prevent gay marriage? From Griswold on down they have expanded their view of personal liberties as fundamental rights, and if you define marriage as a fundamental right (just as they did birth control, interracial marriage, abortion and sodomy), how can they not say gays are entitled to equal protection of their right to marry?

Posted by: Blacksheep at March 26, 2013 09:59 AM (8/DeP)

76

You want to know the best way to piss off the gay marriage proponents?


Stop getting   married.

 

I mean, why the hell not?  The government has made marriage such a negative drain on people's finances, not to mention the negative repercussions suffered by men who go through a divorce,   that I say, have at   it, gays!   You    can    subsidize MY lifestyle for a while,  LGBTBBQ mafia!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/u][/b] at March 26, 2013 10:00 AM (4df7R)

77 If Justice Kennedy cared about the children, he might do something about the 3,000 or so that are killed every day in abortion mills.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 26, 2013 10:00 AM (qx7YW)

78 awkward that would be the exception i think the rule is matching bull dykes or lipsticks

Posted by: phoenixgirl,commenter on a conservative award winning blog at March 26, 2013 10:00 AM (GVxQo)

79

Exactly.  Children are hurt by being shielded from paedophilia, STDs, and suicide later in life.

 

Posted by: Titus Quinctius Cincinnatus at March 26, 2013 10:00 AM (YYJjz)

80 And after multiple ass-rapings, Derp still comes back for more. You're not here for the discussions, are you?

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at March 26, 2013 10:00 AM (JDIKC)

81 34 If the gheys win can we get the fucking rainbow back? And the Flintstones theme song can go back to its original meaning?

Posted by: JohnIscariotRoberts at March 26, 2013 10:00 AM (7ObY1)

82 We're only a short period of time away from when a statement of fact, "Your Dad is gay" becomes a hate crime.

Posted by: illegally posting anonymously on the internet [/i] at March 26, 2013 10:01 AM (feFL6)

83 John Roberts isn't going to lose the status that his Obamacare betrayal earned him. Another loss for a R appointee.

Posted by: ejo at March 26, 2013 10:01 AM (GXvSO)

84 http://t.co/TISmIH2lDT Read and enjoy, homos. All you create is disease Ans death.

Posted by: Ergathilarious at March 26, 2013 10:01 AM (WxJTH)

85 70 navyjoe it's always bothered me the way they've stolen the rainbow, the triangle, now the = sign.... Posted by: phoenixgirl,commenter on a conservative award winning blog at March 26, 2013 01:59 PM (GVxQo) My wife's long deceased aunt (a very prim and proper woman) used to say, with a deep sigh, " 'gay' used to be such a lovely word."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 26, 2013 10:01 AM (tqLft)

86 71 53
gay marriage ban hurts children

I don't get that one, when study after study shows that the best environment for kids is two parents of opposite sex. You know chocolate AND vanilla. Oh well, we'll just wind up paying for this too. I was going to do a taking it up the ass crack but that's too easy.
************************************* Two MARRIED parents of opposite sex living in the same household.

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at March 26, 2013 10:01 AM (pDRpv)

87

In their dueling opinions in Lawrence v Texas, didn't Scalia write something like "Well, in what way could states prohibit same-sex marriage, then?" to which Kenedy responded something like "Oh, don't be ridiculous! Nobody would propose something so outlandish."?

Nice to know that Kennedy can evolve so quickly when needed.

Posted by: somebody else, not me at March 26, 2013 10:01 AM (nZvGM)

88 From Griswold on down they have expanded their view of personal liberties as fundamental rights, and if you define marriage as a fundamental right (just as they did birth control, interracial marriage, abortion and sodomy), how can they not say gays are entitled to equal protection of their right to marry?

Biology? Natural law? Seriously, would those arguments work?

Posted by: Iblis at March 26, 2013 10:01 AM (9221z)

89 I'm still trying to figure out why the gov't is involved in marriage at all.  Marriage is a religious concept, has been for many millenia.  So, why is the gov't involved in a religious concept?

Posted by: Eric at March 26, 2013 10:01 AM (dMQ92)

90 Can someone point me to where in the Constitution it says that government must define what marriage is?

Posted by: Marmo at March 26, 2013 10:01 AM (QW+AD)

91 Gabe? C'mon, darling. We love you.

Posted by: andrew breitbart at March 26, 2013 10:01 AM (fzoqm)

92 Posted by: Justice Roberts at March 26, 2013 01:46 PM (NuPNl)

What does your cousin's breath smell like?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at March 26, 2013 10:01 AM (Kpn/z)

93 grossest thing i've seen in a while is that horrible human perez hilton holding his new baby(prop)...made me sick....

Posted by: phoenixgirl,commenter on a conservative award winning blog at March 26, 2013 10:02 AM (GVxQo)

94 Will someone 'splain' to me why anyone would want TWO wives?

Posted by: Guido-Liberal Arts PHD Squid Sexuality at March 26, 2013 10:02 AM (NQq8e)

95 :::;Usually only one of the moms is diesel , the other , lipstick ::: Sorry, but no. Porn has given you false hope once again.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at March 26, 2013 10:02 AM (JDIKC)

96 Is Erggie venting again? I think he's coming close to a crack-up. Sure blowing off steam may feel good but ya gotta ask what's below the surface. Is it just a thin crust hiding explosive issues?

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at March 26, 2013 10:02 AM (UCv7P)

97

We are losing millions of dollars of compensation as high ranking civil servants and corporate officers because we're not married. So we buy judges and put in our own legislators to...

 

THE CHILDREN!

Posted by: Eggmont at March 26, 2013 10:02 AM (Kxz3Y)

98 once SCOTUS finds for gay marriage how long before the first group of polygamists bring a lawsuit?

Posted by: vote Lord Humungus 2016 at March 26, 2013 10:02 AM (HEa5q)

99 How in the shit does it hurt children?  If anything it helps them.  And besides that, WTF does children have to do with the Constitution?  Do we have a new Amendment that snuck in that say congress shall pass no law that hurts children?


Piss on these 9 politicians in black robes. We need an art V convention to revamp the court, among other things.

Posted by: Vic at March 26, 2013 10:02 AM (53z96)

100 91 Posted by: Justice Roberts at March 26, 2013 01:46 PM (NuPNl) What does your cousin's breath smell like? Margaret Cho, and desperation.

Posted by: JohnIscariotRoberts at March 26, 2013 10:02 AM (7ObY1)

101 83 Posted by: Ergathilarious at March 26, 2013 02:01 PM (WxJTH) Can we at least get the CDC to declare marriage "risky behavior?"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 26, 2013 10:02 AM (tqLft)

102 Thanks for the assist Foghorn @85!

Posted by: Iblis at March 26, 2013 10:02 AM (9221z)

103 Now taking bets on how many TV shows will prominently feature the cool gay married couple next door.

Posted by: Your local bookie at March 26, 2013 10:02 AM (j3uk1)

104 I'm confused are they just arguing about Prop 8?

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at March 26, 2013 10:02 AM (NzBQO)

105 Interesting phoenix . I did not know that . The few lesbo couples i've known seemed to be obvious top or bottom .

Posted by: awkward davies at March 26, 2013 10:03 AM (USjX1)

106 I predict Roberts rules narrowly but Kennedy bails and joins the libs for a 5-4 upholding of the 9th Circuit. May as well get it out of the way as an election issue, that's where we're heading anyway.

Posted by: Blacksheep at March 26, 2013 10:03 AM (8/DeP)

107

Two mincing fathers make up for the lack of a mother. Two diesel moms make up for the lack of a father. What kind of upbringing would children have without these family models?

 

Diesel moms:  consider that phrase stolen.

 

Also, Liberal  Math FTW!

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at March 26, 2013 10:03 AM (+z4pE)

108 I call popcorn rights when gay marriage proponents meet a mosque.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 26, 2013 10:03 AM (GFM2b)

109 80 And the Flintstones theme song can go back to its original meaning? Posted by: JohnIscariotRoberts at March 26, 2013 02:00 PM (7ObY1) Um, what is it's current meaning?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 26, 2013 10:03 AM (tqLft)

110 My wife's long deceased aunt (a very prim and proper woman) used to say, with a deep sigh, " 'gay' used to be such a lovely word."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 26, 2013 02:01 PM (tqLft)

--------------

 

Perfect.

Posted by: Guido-Liberal Arts PHD Squid Sexuality at March 26, 2013 10:03 AM (NQq8e)

111 NOT SAFE FOR WORK PEREZ IN THE BATH WITH HIS BABY(PROP) http://tinyurl.com/c5ayy9h

Posted by: phoenixgirl,commenter on a conservative award winning blog at March 26, 2013 10:03 AM (GVxQo)

112 I very, very much want to put a > sign on my car. Just to be a bitch.

Posted by: Lauren at March 26, 2013 10:04 AM (wsGWu)

113 103 I'm confused are they just arguing about Prop 8? Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at March 26, 2013 02:02 PM (NzBQO) _______________ Today. Later DOMA.

Posted by: Chief Justice Roberts--Now with more hip lingo! at March 26, 2013 10:04 AM (r2PLg)

114 ot, but worth a watch http://legalinsurrection.com/2013/03/paul-mckinley-gives-walking-tour-of-il02-devastation/ Republican Paul McKinley, candidate to replace Jesse Jackson, Jr., for Congress in the upcoming April 9 special election (IL-02), has just released a new ad that illustrates in sobering detail the destruction wrought by the Chicago Democratic Machine.

Posted by: qualia at March 26, 2013 10:04 AM (XYSwB)

115

"Excuse me -- but if anyone in the courtroom owns the Subaru outside, it's about to get towed."

*everyone rushes out of the room*

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at March 26, 2013 10:04 AM (kdS6q)

116 106 Diesel moms: consider that phrase stolen. Also, Liberal Math FTW! Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at March 26, 2013 02:03 PM (+z4pE) Vin Diesel's mom is on the line, and man is she pissed.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 26, 2013 10:04 AM (tqLft)

117 91 Posted by: Justice Roberts at March 26, 2013 01:46 PM (NuPNl) What does your cousin's breath smell like? crab meat and Rosie OÂ’DonnellÂ’s undertit.

Posted by: JohnIscariotRoberts at March 26, 2013 10:04 AM (7ObY1)

118 75.....:snort: yeah, like we REALLY want to get married. Suckers.

Posted by: Canadian Buttblaster at March 26, 2013 10:04 AM (V97CL)

119 88 I'm still trying to figure out why the gov't is involved in marriage at all. Marriage is a religious concept, has been for many millenia. So, why is the gov't involved in a religious concept?

Posted by: Eric at March 26, 2013 02:01 PM (dMQ92)


Children, parental rights and responsibility, ensuring society continues. I think at one point the eugenicists where trying for racial improvement as well.

Posted by: Iblis at March 26, 2013 10:04 AM (9221z)

120

I call popcorn rights when gay marriage proponents meet a mosque.

 

Pretty sure you'll be otherwise occupied.

Posted by: The Burning Times at March 26, 2013 10:04 AM (BrQrN)

121 Is it just a thin crust hiding explosive issues?  A caldera perhaps?

Posted by: SpongeBob Saget at March 26, 2013 10:05 AM (epxV4)

122 Griswold was a privacy case. There stupidity here seems to be explicit, not just penumbral.

Posted by: andrew breitbart at March 26, 2013 10:05 AM (fzoqm)

123 These are the smartest, most stylish and daring arguments I've ever heard. Fabulous.

Posted by: John Roberts at March 26, 2013 10:05 AM (j3uk1)

124 Yeah the moment I saw, surprisingly, that Prop 8 had passed. I thought this isn't going to end well, when does this get overturned.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at March 26, 2013 10:05 AM (NzBQO)

125 Do you wingnuts have any idea how much better the lunch invites are that come from the Lefties?

Posted by: Chief Justice John Roberts, Still Growing In Office at March 26, 2013 10:05 AM (8ZskC)

126 I'm not looking.

Posted by: sTevo at March 26, 2013 10:05 AM (gJ15C)

127
110 NOT SAFE FOR WORK

PEREZ IN THE BATH WITH HIS BABY(PROP)

http://tinyurl.com/c5ayy9h


Report the fucker for child porn!

Posted by: Iblis at March 26, 2013 10:05 AM (9221z)

128 So they are going to disenfranchise black and Hispanic voters then?

Posted by: AmishDude at March 26, 2013 10:05 AM (T0NGe)

129 I call popcorn rights when gay marriage proponents meet a mosque.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 26, 2013 02:03 PM (GFM2b)


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That..... and..... the "discovery of the gay gene" meets a "womans right to choose."

Posted by: fixerupper at March 26, 2013 10:05 AM (nELVU)

130 I'll wait for the moans and whines in a few years when gay marriage has ripped open the door for undefined marriages.

My guess the first one that gets the liberals mad will be a polygamy suit. (cause they associate that with Mormons and child marrying old white guys. Strange that they don't make the same association for Islam).

Or it could be the first HorseXHuman link up. I wonder if PETA will protest or offer a amicus brief?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at March 26, 2013 10:05 AM (Kpn/z)

131 You guys are crushing my fantasies ... Damn you , damn you all .

Posted by: awkward davies at March 26, 2013 10:05 AM (USjX1)

132 91 Posted by: Justice Roberts at March 26, 2013 01:46 PM (NuPNl) What does your cousin's breath smell like? OprahÂ’s belly button and Cheetos (which is redundant).

Posted by: JohnIscariotRoberts at March 26, 2013 10:06 AM (7ObY1)

133

The stupid is strong on Twitter today.  Some dufus keeps yapping to me about equal rights.  This case is not about equal rights.  California law gives same sex couples in civil unions completely equal rights with married straight couples.    The CU law was written by gay activists to do so.  Same sex couples just can't have a piece of paper that says "marriage license" and a preacher say "by the power vested in me by the State of California I pronounce you husband and husband."  That's the huge fucking civil rights issue being litigated here. 

 

Vaughn Walker's original ruling in this case is one of the biggest piles of crap I have ever read.  He says flat out that Prop 8 was mean and hateful and only passed to be mean to the homos.  He says the word "marriage" and the magic piece of paper confer some sort of mystical meta-status to straight couples that the h8ers want to deny to the nice homos, and shouldn't, because that is just mean and h8ful, and so that is illegal discrimination.  Seriously, this is the level of language he uses in this ruling.  It's a load of steaming bullshit.  I would think Scalia would have laughed his ass off when he read it.  Such an essay would have gotten an F in his law school class. 

Posted by: rockmom at March 26, 2013 10:06 AM (NYnoe)

134 awkward i'm sure opposites attract as well

Posted by: phoenixgirl,commenter on a conservative award winning blog at March 26, 2013 10:06 AM (GVxQo)

135 102 Now taking bets on how many TV shows will prominently feature the cool gay married couple next door.

Posted by: Your local bookie at March 26, 2013 02:02 PM (j3uk1)

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Yep, every show now has the cool gay couple. now we are 'invited' to all their weddings.

Posted by: Guido-Liberal Arts PHD Squid Sexuality at March 26, 2013 10:06 AM (NQq8e)

136 I'm not saying that Derp is *actually* Kathy Griffin, I'm just saying that he would also put Anderson Cooper's cock in his mouth.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at March 26, 2013 10:06 AM (JDIKC)

137 Posted by: Hairy Reed at March 26, 2013 01:49 PM (8ZskC)

NO THEY DON'T.

(unless that was snark/sarc. Then nevermind)

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at March 26, 2013 10:06 AM (Kpn/z)

138
PEREZ IN THE BATH WITH HIS BABY(PROP)
Posted by: phoenixgirl




So, he did that water birth thing?

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at March 26, 2013 10:06 AM (kdS6q)

139

Hey, ergie!  *whistling*  Come here, boy!   Fetch!

 

*tosses stick into    boiling pit of molten lava*

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/u][/b] at March 26, 2013 10:06 AM (4df7R)

140

If worst comes to worst, and pastors are forced to perform gay marriages, then they should take the opportunity to preach about the evils of homosexuality in the homily.

 

"Today we have here Steve and Bob, who, being of perverse disposition,, have decided to add to the sin of sodomy by also making a mockery of the holy institution of marriage, Let us turn now to Romans 1..."

Posted by: Grey Fox at March 26, 2013 10:06 AM (P0x1m)

141 i would like to know if a transgendered is considered ghey when in their new form they are attracted to the most recent opposite sex

Posted by: phoenixgirl,commenter on a conservative award winning blog at March 26, 2013 10:06 AM (GVxQo)

142

once SCOTUS finds for gay marriage how long before the first group of polygamists bring a lawsuit?

 

The line forms at the rear (?), buddy.

Posted by: NAMBLA at March 26, 2013 10:07 AM (IDSI7)

143 127 So they are going to disenfranchise black and Hispanic voters then? Posted by: AmishDude at March 26, 2013 02:05 PM (T0NGe) Why do you think Jesse Jackson calls it the Rainbow-PUSH coalition. Emphasis on "PUSH."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 26, 2013 10:07 AM (tqLft)

144 So they are going to disenfranchise black and Hispanic voters then?


ahh yess.....blacks and hispanics really hate you erg.  Forgot about them.

Posted by: erg's got an urge at March 26, 2013 10:07 AM (KXm42)

145 I declare gays can marry for purposes of the Anti-Injunction Act.

Posted by: John Roberts at March 26, 2013 10:07 AM (j3uk1)

146 Instead of calling it marriage, why not call it a "tax"?   Then Roberts is on board.

Posted by: Roy at March 26, 2013 10:07 AM (VndSC)

147 We hate hurting children too.

Posted by: nambla at March 26, 2013 10:07 AM (VwC86)

148 " "Today we have here Steve and Bob, who, being of perverse disposition,, have decided to add to the sin of sodomy by also making a mockery of the holy institution of marriage, Let us turn now to Romans 1..."" Hate speech. Life in prison for you, bud.

Posted by: Lauren at March 26, 2013 10:07 AM (wsGWu)

149 http://legalinsurrection.com/ is really staying on top of this, too.

Posted by: qualia at March 26, 2013 10:08 AM (XYSwB)

150 I just spoke with a lefty who told me that " Religious convictions that openly discriminate against an entire group of people. Yea, I think I'm OK with forcing them to violate that."

Have him ask an imam to bless his gay marriage and report back.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at March 26, 2013 10:08 AM (/kI1Q)

151 laurie ok...now i'm really sick

Posted by: phoenixgirl,commenter on a conservative award winning blog at March 26, 2013 10:08 AM (GVxQo)

152

Kennedy tipped his hand quite a bit by saying the gay marriage ban "hurts children."

 

 

It hurts SO good.

Posted by: Harry Cougar Mellonball Reid at March 26, 2013 10:08 AM (i7B17)

153 The Court will end up ruling that that  drug-sniffing police dog can't find evidence inside your house without a warrant, but you will be able to marry it.

Posted by: Roy at March 26, 2013 10:09 AM (VndSC)

154 Regarding "marriage equality": Man+Woman=/=Man+Man=/=Woman+Woman. Never has, never will. Change the laws, win all the court arguments you want, doesn't matter. You will never achieve equality. Deal with it.

Posted by: mugiwara at March 26, 2013 10:09 AM (W7ffl)

155 Let us turn now to Romans 1... I think Leviticus 18:22 covers it better.

Posted by: illegally posting anonymously on the internet [/i] at March 26, 2013 10:10 AM (feFL6)

156
Just the fact that obamacare wasn't struck down reflects that the United States of America no longer operates under its present Constitution.

So whatever these 9 people say is just deciding how to split the spoils of the government thievery.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 26, 2013 10:10 AM (IY7Ir)

157

Kennedy tipped his hand quite a bit by saying the gay marriage ban "hurts children."

 

But nothing about its impact on polar bears? Then we've still got a chance.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 26, 2013 10:10 AM (IDSI7)

158
I already we're gonna lose.

I expect nothing from this Court other than political decisions rather than Constitutional decisions.

Posted by: Soothsayer of the Righteous & Harmonious Fists at March 26, 2013 10:10 AM (9Q7Nu)

159 That people like Kennedy are making social appeals first and legal arguments last should worry everyone.

This is about making the law comport with their personal predilections and nothing else.

SCOTUS has become a kangaroo court filled by despots and guided by the tyranny of a vocal minority.

Posted by: Marcus at March 26, 2013 10:10 AM (GGCsk)

160 you know what else hurts children... curfews dietary restrictions rules homework dress codes age restrictions

Posted by: phoenixgirl,commenter on a conservative award winning blog at March 26, 2013 10:10 AM (GVxQo)

161 3 MWR,

the matter before the court is supposed to be if a jerkass motherfu**er gets to say a Constitutional Amendment on a State Matter is unconstitutional.....


if this stands we're through the looking glass on state law...

why even have states at that point?

Posted by: sven10077-ArkLaTex travelogue and Researcher at March 26, 2013 10:10 AM (LRFds)

162 Kennedy tipped his hand quite a bit by saying the gay marriage ban "hurts children."


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Yeah... and Jim Carrey says the same regarding vaccinations.

Posted by: fixerupper at March 26, 2013 10:11 AM (nELVU)

163 once SCOTUS finds for gay marriage how long before the first group of polygamists bring a lawsuit? The line forms at the rear (?), buddy. Posted by: NAMBLA Where else would it?

Posted by: rickb223 at March 26, 2013 10:11 AM (GFM2b)

164 A billion rounds ought to be enough DHS ammo to force us all to marry the illegals.  At least the lawn will look good.

Posted by: DaveA at March 26, 2013 10:11 AM (DL2i+)

165 Biology? Natural law? Seriously, would those arguments work? Very doubtful. If a right is declared "fundamental," then any law or policy infringing on that right must pass "strict scrutiny." To pass strict scrutiny, the infringing party (here the state of CA), must show that the law or policy (1) is justified by a compelling state interest, (2) is narrowly tailored to achieve that interest, and (3) there is no less restrictive way to achieve that interest. Seems to me that with respect to a fundamental right to marry who you want, that analysis is binary, you either have it or you don't. Under (1), what is the state's compelling state interest to keep gays from marrying? Under (2) then, the right to gay marry is the only real remedy; and (3) therefore, there is no less intrusive way of achieving that result. Sorry, I'm typing quickly so my phrasing may be slightly off (I'm supposed to be working), but that analysis is essentially correct.

Posted by: Blacksheep at March 26, 2013 10:12 AM (8/DeP)

166 Marriage is a religious concept, has been for many millenia. So, why is the gov't involved in a religious concept? Property rights. Who gets what if a couple get divorced? IMO that is the only legitimate reason for the Government to care about marriage at all- but on those grounds it does have some say (unless you want the Church deciding that, which might not be a totally bad idea...). And we say "marriage is a religious institution" so often that I think we forget that for most of human history the State and the Church were not separated. The State could just accept what the Church said, because the two were so tightly linked. That is simply not the case anymore.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channeling Breitbart at March 26, 2013 10:12 AM (nUH8H)

167

You will never achieve equality. Deal with it.

Posted by: mugiwara at March 26, 2013 02:09 PM (W7ffl)

 

They've already got equality. What they want is deference, by changing the law to take into account their preferences.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 26, 2013 10:12 AM (IDSI7)

168

The right to an abortion and the right to gay marriage - plainly found in the Constitution for all to see.

 

2A The right to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed.   10A  All other rights are reserved to the states and the people. - These clauses are ambiguous and open to many varied interpretations, all of which are wrong except the most progressive version, or are just flat out ignored.

 

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 26, 2013 10:12 AM (BAS5M)

169 33 Cicero,

and from what I hear Thomas franklin didn't even own an Ipad dude...

Posted by: sven10077-ArkLaTex travelogue and Researcher at March 26, 2013 10:12 AM (LRFds)

170 Do two queers at a gay wedding exchange cock rings? Cans of Crisco? Do the carpet munchers exchange tuna potpourri?

Posted by: Calliou McGillicuddy at March 26, 2013 10:12 AM (eFLi6)

171 But I can't let you marry your brother. That would be gross. What about love, you say? Because shut up, I say. Of course, should my cousin want to marry her sister, I'm open to persuasion.

Posted by: John Roberts at March 26, 2013 10:12 AM (j3uk1)

172 My old buisiness partner and I used to joke about how awe inspiring our gun collection would be if we were gay . Instead we both had families sucking the joy of life out of us ... Stop at the grocery store on the way home from work, junior need pampers and gerber . Fuck junior , daddy needs a new pair of 1911's .

Posted by: awkward davies at March 26, 2013 10:12 AM (USjX1)

173 The funny thing thing is that I used to support gay marriage. Then they became insufferable jackasses who sue photographers for not wanting to participate,,and all the sudden I'm not so sympathetic to their plight. Funny that.

Posted by: Lauren at March 26, 2013 10:13 AM (wsGWu)

174 Can I affect the decision? No. So I'll also just practice the ostrich maneuver until the decision is rendered. No need to borrow high blood pressure.

Posted by: toby928© Red Partisan at March 26, 2013 10:13 AM (QupBk)

175 If your Uncle Mo asked you who your favorite singer is, how would you answer? a) Frank Sinatra, Mo. b) Tony Bennett, Mo. c) Andrea Bocelli, Mo. d) Don Ho, Mo.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 26, 2013 10:13 AM (tqLft)

176 Tom Goldstein from SCOTUSblog has his post-argument reaction: … The bottom line, in my opinion, is that the Court probably will not have the five votes necessary to get to any result at all, and almost certainly will not have five votes to decide the merits of whether Proposition 8 is constitutional. Several Justices seriously doubt whether the petitioners defending Proposition 8 have “standing” to appeal the district court ruling invalidating the measure. These likely include not only more liberal members but also the Chief Justice. If standing is lacking, the Court would vacate the Ninth Circuit’s decision. The Justices seem divided on the constitutionality of Proposition 8 on ideological lines, four to four – i.e., all the members other than Justice Kennedy. For the more liberal members of the Court, there was no clarity on how broadly they would rule. But Justice Kennedy seemed very unlikely to provide either side with the fifth vote needed to prevail. He was deeply concerned with the wisdom of acting now when in his view the social science of the effects of same-sex marriage is uncertain because it is so new. He also noted the doubts about the petitioners’ standing. So his suggestion was that the case should be dismissed. legalinsurrection

Posted by: qualia at March 26, 2013 10:13 AM (XYSwB)

177 The bigamy laws that prohibit polygamy have already been to the Supreme Court in the case Reynolds vs United States (187 .


Of course the court still had common sense then.  It ruled that religious beliefs could not override the bigamy laws.  They also stated that marriage only allowed one wife sense King James 1 so there was no reliable precedence for any other with regard to religion.


Of course today's court could overturn that.

Posted by: Vic at March 26, 2013 10:13 AM (53z96)

178 The funny thing thing is that I used to support gay marriage. Then they became insufferable jackasses who sue photographers for not wanting to participate,,and all the sudden I'm not so sympathetic to their plight. Funny that.

Posted by: Lauren at March 26, 2013 02:13 PM (wsGWu)

 

Ditto.

Posted by: mugiwara at March 26, 2013 10:13 AM (W7ffl)

179 I think we are being too harsh on Supreme Court justices. I'm sure none of the justices think they themselves are equal to God, able to mold society on a chosen path by dispensing to us the Law with wisdom, with rulings accompanied by thunderbolt and lightning. Oh no. They think they are 20% God. They know they need to put five together to rule man.

Posted by: Sigma Seven at March 26, 2013 10:14 AM (HoxZS)

180 We're all fudgepackers now.

Posted by: Jones in CO at March 26, 2013 10:14 AM (8sCoq)

181 I just spoke with a lefty who told me that " Religious convictions that openly discriminate against an entire group of people. Yea, I think I'm OK with forcing them to violate that." Have him ask an imam to bless his gay marriage and report back. I, of limited financial means, would pay good money to see that.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 26, 2013 10:14 AM (GFM2b)

182 >On a question to lawyer Charles Cooper, Justice Kennedy suggested that the "voices" of children with same-sex parents were important in the case. <

What are we- chopped liver?

Posted by: 1.3 million aborted children per year at March 26, 2013 10:14 AM (GGCsk)

183 we should just put children on the court then. maybe for president and secdef too. probly do a better job

Posted by: Bigby's OK at March 26, 2013 10:15 AM (SdfnP)

184 177 Posted by: mugiwara at March 26, 2013 02:13 PM (W7ffl) The whole thing is a ruse and a political weapon with which to beat us up.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 26, 2013 10:15 AM (tqLft)

185 168

Silly sven, that was Franklin Delano Jefferson.

Posted by: Jay in Ames at March 26, 2013 10:15 AM (i2Lsf)

186

Marriage is a religious concept

 

No it isn't. It's nothing of the kind. Marriage of a kind exists in all societies, and for the same reasons. First, it provides for children, and second, it lends stability to society.

 

Marriage has become enshrined in religious thinking because of its ubiquity and fundamental importance to society, but to say it is a religious concept is misleading. It's like saying prohibitions against theft and murder are a religious concept.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 26, 2013 10:15 AM (IDSI7)

187 "Well, if it hurts children, presumably he'd be against that."

Not me.


F'in children.



Posted by: West at March 26, 2013 10:15 AM (1Rgee)

188

171 My old buisiness partner and I used to joke about how awe inspiring our gun collection would be if we were gay.

Adavies: Best argument I've heard yet for gay marriage but then there's the pre-nup. Could get ugly.

Posted by: Guido-Liberal Arts PHD Squid Sexuality at March 26, 2013 10:15 AM (NQq8e)

189 179 We're all fudgepackers now. Posted by: Jones in CO at March 26, 2013 02:14 PM (8sCoq) Keebler and elves? Gevalt.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 26, 2013 10:15 AM (tqLft)

190

Several Justices seriously doubt whether the petitioners defending Proposition 8 have “standing” to appeal the district court ruling invalidating the measure.

-\

And yet, the district court judge cooperated with the plaintiffs, and had an    obvious bias in his ruling, but that is somehow irrelevant.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 26, 2013 10:15 AM (qx7YW)

191
We hereby declare gay marriage as a protected right under -- umm let's see -- Nix v. Heddon?  Yeah, that'll do.

Peace out!

Posted by: The Supreme Court

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at March 26, 2013 10:15 AM (kdS6q)

192 177 Mugiwara,

I used my early influence miniscule though it was to push for "civil unions"...nobody enjoyed watching AIDS victims' loved ones being played games with....

Hate Chicken changed me...

Posted by: sven10077-ArkLaTex travelogue and Researcher at March 26, 2013 10:16 AM (LRFds)

193 Okay. I usually ignore this shit so somebody help me out: Isn't Perez Hilton gay? Like, flaming? If so, where did the baby come from?

Posted by: joncelli at March 26, 2013 10:16 AM (CWlPF)

194

Oh lord, now they are making the "separate but equal" argument against civil union laws.  This is so stupid I just don't even know where to start. 

 

I actually know five gay couples who are married.  None of them have a "marriage license"  I went to two of the weddings.  They had ceremonies, they exchanged vows of fidelity and rings, they had parties afterward, they got wedding gifts, and they call themselves married.  One of these couples got the civil union because one was going to graduate school in Great Britain and the other one could not join her long-term unless they had a legal union.  The UK recognizes a civil union as equivalent to a marriage in the US.  There isn't any "separate but equal" argument here.  These ladies do not care that they don't have a freaking piece of paper that says "marriage license." They think this whole thing is stupid and juvenile.

 

I have a friend who is actually a fairly famous gay person and has been married in California for almost 15 years.  He and his partner have adopted three children.  They call themselves married.  Everyone who knows them calls themselves married.  Prop 8 didn't change that.  They never gave a damn about the marriage license and they still don't.

Posted by: rockmom at March 26, 2013 10:16 AM (NYnoe)

195 A baker here in Metro Denver got sued because he wouldn't bake a cake for a gay wedding. 3- layered frosted H8 I tell ya.

Posted by: Jones in CO at March 26, 2013 10:16 AM (8sCoq)

196 social science of the effects of same-sex marriage is uncertain because it is so new

um yeah.  no.

Posted by: Sodom and Gomorrah at March 26, 2013 10:16 AM (EZl54)

197 There is no gay in islam !!!!! Afghan pleasure boys .. Totally different .

Posted by: awkward davies at March 26, 2013 10:16 AM (USjX1)

198
You're like children, some of you.

Why is govt involved in marriage?? You stupid ninnies ask this question all the time and act like it's the basis of a superior argument.

Yes, let us wonder why government is involved in a contract between two parties...




Posted by: Soothsayer of the Righteous & Harmonious Fists at March 26, 2013 10:16 AM (9Q7Nu)

199 Keebler and elves? Come taste the gay.

Posted by: John Roberts at March 26, 2013 10:17 AM (j3uk1)

200 What are we- chopped liver?

Posted by: 1.3 million aborted children per year at March 26, 2013 02:14 PM (GGCsk)

 

No   no.   You're     just clumps of cells.       Please try to keep up.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/u][/b] at March 26, 2013 10:17 AM (4df7R)

201

One more comment on the "science" of evolution and I'll leave it alone.

 

Ace continues to misrepresent my point.  I am not introducing "magic" or the "supernatural" into science.

 

The question instead is:  DESIGN vs. RANDOMNESS.   And even if we assume 600 trillion worlds, it still doesn't change the equation as to the chances of forming life on this one.

 

And there are significant problems with the theory, i.e., natural observations THAT CANNOT BE EXPLAINED AND CONTRADICT the theory.

 

Yes, I can posit no alternative other than DESIGN.  And that is based not only on mathematics, but on rational observations of the natural world (not "magic").  Was it aliens who kickstarted things?  Maybe, who knows. 

 

The entire point of this argument is to stand up and point this out.  Our being has some purpose or design.  Period.  One can attribute it to religion, to aliens, whatever.  But that's the starting point of all introspection.

 

The problem that I have is that in this community of incredibly smart commenters, the immediate recoil, condescension, sneering, idiocy, when one dares question evolutionary theory. 

 

Is that what we are about?  I did not once bully people into my worldview or my thoughts.  Yes, I called evolution laughable, but the reasons I give are purely scientific and/or mathematical.  I have not relied on "belief" or "magic" one time.  Instead, using logic and science, it becomes clear that evolutionary theory is very wrong.

 

But most disturbing is the fact that we should be able to argue.  The screams of "heresy" and derision are very unbecoming.  When one begins to be incapable of considering others thoughts on the other side of the debate, one ceases to be a thinking, rational person.  Same way with all political or scientific arguments.  If you have closed your mind to a point of view/a differing theory, how do you know your own thoughts are correct without testing the waters in somebody's else's position.

 

Such "thinking" or lack thereof, and given the hyper informed nature of commenters here, is it any wonder that if we can't have a rational discussion on such matters, then how in the fuck can we expect the average LIV to keep an open mind and consider all points?? 

Posted by: Prescient11 at March 26, 2013 10:17 AM (tVTLU)

202 Fuck this sideshow. We are 17 trillion dollars in debt and our government is run by a bunch of morons who are in turn elected by people Even dumber who think watching a fat retard named Honey Boo boo blow snot rockets is entertainment.

Posted by: Mr Pink at March 26, 2013 10:17 AM (kKWuB)

203

The right to gay marriage is right there in an emanation of a penumbra hidden under some BBQ sauce at the end of the Fourth Amendment.

 

 

H8rs.

Posted by: mugiwara at March 26, 2013 10:17 AM (W7ffl)

204

Well, if it hurts children, presumably he'd be against that.

 

 

Nope, youre wrong. I love it when children are hurting. Would do it myself if I could.

Posted by: Kennedy, Justice Ordinaire at March 26, 2013 10:17 AM (SyXsq)

205 189 Vashta narada,

Nah it ain't irrelevant it is the by design impact of the men and Women in Black being raging moonbats...

look even if/when we win back power we don't win...the game is rigged...EPA loses cases on purpose...

it's all a con

Posted by: sven10077-ArkLaTex travelogue and Researcher at March 26, 2013 10:17 AM (LRFds)

206 I'm still not clear on where the Framers made "hurting children" a test for determining whether a law is constitutional.

Posted by: Cicero, Semiautomatic Assault Commenter at March 26, 2013 10:17 AM (8ZskC)

207 194 A baker here in Metro Denver got sued because he wouldn't bake a cake for a gay wedding. 3- layered frosted H8 I tell ya. Posted by: Jones in CO at March 26, 2013 02:16 PM (8sCoq) Ex-Lax filling and frosting for revenge. Ka-BOOM, I tells ya.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 26, 2013 10:17 AM (tqLft)

208

we should just put children on the court then.

 

tiebreaker goes to the peanut gallery

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 26, 2013 10:17 AM (BAS5M)

209 Seems to me that with respect to a fundamental right to marry who you want, that analysis is binary, you either have it or you don't.

What do you call the philosophical thing where if your "right" depends on the participation of another person, it's not actually a "right"...?

i.e., speech is a right, publication of your speech isn't.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at March 26, 2013 10:17 AM (/kI1Q)

210
This whole "standing" thing has always bugged me.  The odickheads birth certificate case they basically said no citizen in the entire US had standing.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 26, 2013 10:18 AM (IY7Ir)

211 198 Keebler and elves? Come taste the gay. Posted by: John Roberts at March 26, 2013 02:17 PM (j3uk1) E.L. Fudge (packer)

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 26, 2013 10:18 AM (tqLft)

212 gay marriage is legal for the same reason those japs gotta get back in the camps!

Posted by: Bigby's OK at March 26, 2013 10:18 AM (SdfnP)

213
And the grand argument you shitheads always use: Why do I care what people do in their bedroom?

If you use this argument, you truly are an anal aperture with the intellect of a 11 year old.

Posted by: Soothsayer of the Righteous & Harmonious Fists at March 26, 2013 10:18 AM (9Q7Nu)

214 I wonder if Roberts can twist this to hammer the Commerce Clause?

Posted by: Jean at March 26, 2013 10:18 AM (EYbqR)

215 197 soothsayer,

which is the foundation for community let alone "nationalism" and is in the end the fision of disparate pools of influence for a common end....

yeah...

"family and society" how's that shit work?

Posted by: sven10077-ArkLaTex travelogue and Researcher at March 26, 2013 10:19 AM (LRFds)

216 201 Fuck this sideshow. We are 17 trillion dollars in debt Hence the need for the sideshow.

Posted by: John Roberts at March 26, 2013 10:19 AM (j3uk1)

217 Something tells me I need to go to the store and buy more lube.

Posted by: The Chicken at March 26, 2013 10:19 AM (4jKhI)

218 Yes, of course the old "standing" argument.

Designed to keep cowards from actually ruling this is not only a state's rights issue, but the peoples vote should be counted.

Posted by: Marcus at March 26, 2013 10:19 AM (GGCsk)

219

He was deeply concerned with the wisdom of acting now when in his view the social science of the effects of same-sex marriage is uncertain because it is so new. 

 

Sweet Jesus, he's looking to "social science" (I love oxymorons) for a basis? "Social science" is a joke. The Reds will gin up whatever they need to push their views, and call it "science."

 

I'm a real (physical) scientist, and we're surprised all the time by the results of experiments. Yet "social scientists" invariably confirm their hypotheses. Are they that much brighter than we are? Were they just sandbagging when we took the same courses in college? Because I remember the future "social science" types getting their asses kicked pretty thoroughly then.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 26, 2013 10:20 AM (IDSI7)

220 216 Something tells me I need to go to the store and buy more lube. Posted by: The Chicken at March 26, 2013 02:19 PM (4jKhI) (Brando voice) Get da butter.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 26, 2013 10:20 AM (tqLft)

221 192 Joncelli,

You don't want to know...

//Elton John

Posted by: sven10077-ArkLaTex travelogue and Researcher at March 26, 2013 10:20 AM (LRFds)

222 So several of the judges say the people appealing the decision don't have standing.  So WTF did they accept the case for?  It seems to me that it is too damn late to make a "standing" argument when you are already hearing oral arguments.

Posted by: Vic at March 26, 2013 10:20 AM (53z96)

223 when one dares question evolutionary theory. Herein lies your problem. Question away. But, that's not what you're doing.

Posted by: qualia at March 26, 2013 10:20 AM (XYSwB)

224 > I wonder if Roberts can twist this to hammer the Commerce Clause? Posted by: Jean at March 26, 2013 02:18 PM (EYbqR) I'm sure our esteemed SCOTUS will find that anal intercourse is in fact, commerce

Posted by: Jones in CO at March 26, 2013 10:20 AM (8sCoq)

225 But I don't care what people do in their own bedrooms. I just want to se which one straps it on.

Posted by: Calliou McGillicuddy at March 26, 2013 10:21 AM (ic+2p)

226 I don't see any way they rule one way or the other on the Prop 8 case. The petitioner doesn't have legitimate standing, and they'll punt it. That will mean the original trial court ruling by the Cherry-picked judge will stand, NOT the broader 9th Circuit ruling. It will take more cases to decide if that trial decision applies to the whole state or just the ppl who brought the claim. On its own it doesn't set precedent. Of course, all this means is that we get to argue about this for several more years.

Posted by: BSR at March 26, 2013 10:21 AM (CBCxo)

227 Sure, SCOTUS is infallible. The Dredd Scott and Plessy v. Ferguson decision proved that- didn't it?

Posted by: Marcus at March 26, 2013 10:21 AM (GGCsk)

228 There are many traditional nations left in the world. It is my "august" recommendation that, as they evolve their systems, they strongly lean *against* allowing for judicial review, for any small body is subject to attempts at capture by those trying to change you without convincing you.

Posted by: Sigma Seven at March 26, 2013 10:22 AM (HoxZS)

229
I'm sure our esteemed SCOTUS will find that anal intercourse is in fact, commerce

Posted by: Jones in CO at March 26, 2013 02:20 PM (8sCoq)

 

A gay couple from Wyoming might decide to get married in California.

 

BOOM.   Interstate commerce.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/u][/b] at March 26, 2013 10:22 AM (4df7R)

230
sven, the traditional family unit is the goddam cornerstone of the great Western Christian Capitalist society.

but some of these ignorant immature shitheads still have to ask Why Is Governemtn Involved in Marriage?

Posted by: Soothsayer of the Righteous & Harmonious Fists at March 26, 2013 10:22 AM (9Q7Nu)

231 Of course, all this means is that we get to argue about this for several more years.

Posted by: BSR at March 26, 2013 02:21 PM (CBCxo)


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Wut..... you think that was an accident????

Posted by: The DNC - and their puppet masters at March 26, 2013 10:22 AM (nELVU)

232

I'm sure our esteemed SCOTUS will find that anal intercourse is in fact, commerce

 

And  allow a tax on you for  not intercoursing.

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 26, 2013 10:22 AM (BAS5M)

233 A gay marriage ban hurts children? Does a policy of not letting a white couple adopting a black kid ( other than famous people going to Africa and stealing them) hurt children? Doesn't a lack of XMass and Easter hurt Kids? Doesn't a lack of discipline hurt kids?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 26, 2013 10:22 AM (jE38p)

234 I have a friend who is actually a fairly famous gay person and has been married in California for almost15 years. He and his partner have adopted three children. They call themselves married. Everyone who knows them calls themselves married. Prop 8 didn't change that. They never gave a damn about the marriage license and they still don't.

Posted by: rockmom at March 26, 2013 02:16 PM (NYnoe)



This issue has nothing to do with having a 'marriage license' and everything to do with sticking it to the church....specifically the Catholic church.  Always has...always will. 

Posted by: Tami[/i] at March 26, 2013 10:22 AM (X6akg)

235 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 26, 2013 02:13 PM (tqLft)

That was a long journey to reach that conclusion.

Still, I chuckled. (I'm a sucker for word play jokes. and fart and dick jokes of course.)

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at March 26, 2013 10:22 AM (Kpn/z)

236 This case isn't about what fudge packers do in their bedrooms.  That was decided long ago.  It is about whether or not States have control over their marriage laws or not.

Posted by: Vic at March 26, 2013 10:22 AM (53z96)

237 221: They granted cert b/c in denying standing they would also be vacating the 9th Circuit's decision. Meaning the original trial judge's ruling stands, but doesnt apply to all the other states in the 9th like it would have if they just denied cert.

Posted by: BSR at March 26, 2013 10:23 AM (CBCxo)

238 He was deeply concerned with the wisdom of acting now when in his view the social science of the effects of same-sex marriage is uncertain because it is so new. Sweet Jesus, he's looking to "social science" (I love oxymorons) for a basis? "Social science" is a joke. The Reds will gin up whatever they need to push their views, and call it "science." I'm a real (physical) scientist, and we're surprised all the time by the results of experiments. Yet "social scientists" invariably confirm their hypotheses. Are they that much brighter than we are? Were they just sandbagging when we took the same courses in college? Because I remember the future "social science" types getting their asses kicked pretty thoroughly then. Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 26, 2013 02:20 PM (IDSI7) exactly blew my mind when I read that, too

Posted by: qualia at March 26, 2013 10:23 AM (XYSwB)

239 I'll just say this. No matter what, nobody's getting ass-fucked at my lunch counter.

Posted by: Ollie McClung at March 26, 2013 10:23 AM (8ZskC)

240 229 soothsayer,

Texas is how I spell Atlantis....

I hope to help folk escape these shitheads....

Posted by: sven10077-ArkLaTex travelogue and Researcher at March 26, 2013 10:23 AM (LRFds)

241 Given their decisions of the last few years, there's no fucking chance that the Court rules any other way than Let It Burn.

Posted by: zsasz at March 26, 2013 10:23 AM (MMC8r)

242 Yes, because its appropriate that sodomy and felacio should be the cornerstone of our current society.

Posted by: Marcus at March 26, 2013 10:23 AM (GGCsk)

243 What do you call the philosophical thing where if your "right" depends on the participation of another person, it's not actually a "right"...? I wish I knew the term for that, because it's highly appropriate here. I think that's the trick we missed, though: Heterosexual couples do not have "the right" to marry. They have a privilege to marry, and that privilege depends on lots of things- from finding a place to have the ceremony and a person to perform it, to the the more Government-centric parts regarding the license and all that crap. If I wanted to get married, and everyone refused to conduct the service, I could not get married. Period. I have no "right" to force them to do something (we have a word for that "right" and it's generally considered not very nice). Just because those issues are (almost) trivially easy to overcome does not mean they are nonexistent. For instance, had I insisted on having a Catholic wedding, I would have been rather stymied by not being Catholic. I have no "right" to a Catholic wedding.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channeling Breitbart at March 26, 2013 10:23 AM (nUH8H)

244 Don't tax my butt-plug!

Posted by: Mike Piazza at March 26, 2013 10:24 AM (ic+2p)

245 So will Bob get to marry his brother Bill? It's a fundamental human right. And love. It's about whom you love. Love love love. Love is all you need.

Posted by: John Roberts at March 26, 2013 10:24 AM (j3uk1)

246 Irony alert: The fact that even the Clintons and their agents, who were responsible for passing DOMA but no longer support it, will be evidence of their evolution and therefore deemed relevant to some extent in the Court's analysis. The fact that Jane Roe has pulled a 180, however, has absolutely no bearing on Roe v. Wade. Oh wait, that's not irony, that's hypocrisy.

Posted by: Blacksheep at March 26, 2013 10:24 AM (8/DeP)

247 233 Tami,

they're about to outlaw Christianity....


Posted by: sven10077-ArkLaTex travelogue and Researcher at March 26, 2013 10:24 AM (LRFds)

248
I don't think there is any escape from the Feds, sven.

Posted by: Soothsayer of the Righteous & Harmonious Fists at March 26, 2013 10:24 AM (9Q7Nu)

249 234 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 26, 2013 02:13 PM (tqLft) That was a long journey to reach that conclusion. Still, I chuckled. (I'm a sucker for word play jokes. and fart and dick jokes of course.) Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at March 26, 2013 02:22 PM (Kpn/z) From a National Lampoon magazine circa 1972-73 (I added Bocelli)

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 26, 2013 10:24 AM (tqLft)

250

A modest proposal: we allow homosexual marriages, and ban protease inhibitors. Viruses have a right to live!

Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 26, 2013 10:24 AM (IDSI7)

251 #165 Exactly.  Remember there was no such thing as divorce until Henry VIII decided he wanted one and invented a new Church to get one.  And even after that, he didn't have the balls to do it again, and instead executed the rest of his wives or invented a reason to declare the marriage legally void.  People were killed later over the question of which of his children were legitimate. 

Posted by: rockmom at March 26, 2013 10:24 AM (NYnoe)

252 >Kennedy tipped his hand quite a bit by saying the gay marriage ban "hurts children." Well, if it hurts children, presumably he'd be against that.<

And you've been pretty clear you essentially agree with him. But it's you blog chief.

Posted by: Marcus at March 26, 2013 10:25 AM (GGCsk)

253

"Kennedy tipped his hand quite a bit by saying the gay marriage ban "hurts children." Well, if it hurts children, presumably he'd be against that."

 

But, he's ok with abortion hurting children?

 

The court is a fraud. It is just a tool to the corrupt elites.

Posted by: Ook? at March 26, 2013 10:25 AM (OQpzc)

254 163 A billion rounds ought to be enough DHS ammo to force us all to marry the illegals. At least the lawn will look good. And the house clean.

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at March 26, 2013 10:25 AM (yYjdV)

255

The Socons botched this one. Instead of focusing on the anti-religion agenda behind Gay Marriage, the Socons ranted and raved about Leviticus. This created the backlash that has made this country pro Gay Marraige.

 

Posted by: Food for Thought at March 26, 2013 10:25 AM (TVbdM)

256 AllenG:
>> I wish I knew the term for that, because it's highly appropriate here.

Maybe the terminology you're looking for is "positive rights" and "negative rights".

The terminology is counter-intuitive.  Positive rights are not really rights at all.  Negative rights are the only true rights.  They are "negative" because they are stated in terms of what may not be done to you.

Posted by: sandy burger at March 26, 2013 10:26 AM (+yb/5)

257 250 Posted by: rockmom at March 26, 2013 02:24 PM (NYnoe) "I'm 'enery the 8th I am..."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 26, 2013 10:26 AM (tqLft)

258
Get back under the stairs, hector.

Posted by: Soothsayer of the Righteous & Harmonious Fists at March 26, 2013 10:26 AM (9Q7Nu)

259 Kennedy sure likes his position as the decider, doesn't he?

Posted by: Jay in Ames at March 26, 2013 10:26 AM (i2Lsf)

260 Gay people are adopting babies or hiring surrogates right and left. Babies are the latest LGTB accessory. I have one in each color.

Posted by: Lezbian Avenger! at March 26, 2013 10:26 AM (2U4NN)

261 247 Soothsayer,

History says otherwise....

I am looking at Texas a lot like Cicero may have looked at Gaul or Sicily....

I am about to the point I aim to "work internationally be patriotic locally...."

Posted by: sven10077-ArkLaTex travelogue and Researcher at March 26, 2013 10:26 AM (LRFds)

262
Justice Kennedy is the McCain of the Court.


Posted by: Soothsayer of the Righteous & Harmonious Fists at March 26, 2013 10:27 AM (9Q7Nu)

263 And the Catholic Church will officially be a terrorist group.

Posted by: zsasz at March 26, 2013 10:27 AM (MMC8r)

264

My thoughts.  This is just one of many cases that will be either attempted or actually brought before the SCOTUS to push Americans further toward what they hope will be violence.

 

My other thought?  The conservative judges in the SCOTUS are the ones that really need the food tasters.

Posted by: Soona at March 26, 2013 10:27 AM (4jKhI)

265 254 The Socons botched this one. Instead of focusing on the anti-religion agenda behind Gay Marriage, the Socons ranted and raved about Leviticus. This created the backlash that has made this country pro Gay Marraige. Posted by: Food for Thought at March 26, 2013 02:25 PM (TVbdM) You do realize that Prop 8 passed by a 52-47 margin in California in a state that voted SCOAMF 61% and with blacks voting in favor of Prop 8 by 70%??? Shorter J.J.: I doubt your assertion.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 26, 2013 10:27 AM (tqLft)

266 Food For Thought is a one-trick pony, isn't it?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/u][/b] at March 26, 2013 10:28 AM (4df7R)

267 This created the backlash that has made this country pro Gay Marraige.

Posted by: Food for Thought at March 26, 2013 02:25 PM (TVbdM)


the country is so pro gay marriage...it loses every time at the voting booth

Posted by: Red Shirt at March 26, 2013 10:28 AM (FIDMq)

268
People keep arguing the constitutionality of this case.  The Supreme Court does not use the Constitution to determine cases, they will use whatever justification they damn well please to reach their per-determined decision.

So there really is no need to argue constitutionality, it is basically legislation.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 26, 2013 10:28 AM (IY7Ir)

269 262 Zsasz,

That's okay terrorists atre the good guys!

//Dreams of Billy Ayers

Posted by: sven10077-ArkLaTex travelogue and Researcher at March 26, 2013 10:28 AM (LRFds)

270

Exactly. Remember there was no such thing as divorce until Henry VIII decided he wanted one and invented a new Church to get one. And even after that, he didn't have the balls to do it again,and instead executed the rest of his wives or invented a reason to declare the marriage legally void. People were killed later over the question of which of his children were legitimate.

 

 

Whatever they may have called it, it existed long before Henry VIII. The Merovingians and early Carolingians divorced quite often; Eleanor of Aquitaine was divorced from her forst husband, to name a few examples.

 

Not to mention Greek, Roman, and Jewist society...

Posted by: Grey Fox at March 26, 2013 10:28 AM (P0x1m)

271 "Kennedy tipped his hand quite a bit by saying the gay marriage ban "hurts children." Well, if it hurts children, presumably he'd be against that."

But, he's ok with abortion hurting children?

The court is a fraud. It is just a tool to the corrupt elites.

Posted by: Ook? at March 26, 2013 02:25 PM (OQpzc)



Those aren't children! They're just clumps of cells.

--Anthony Kennedy's really great logic.

(I'm too lazy to sock, this isn't me saying that it's Kennedy.)

Posted by: tsrblke (work) at March 26, 2013 10:28 AM (weUz9)

272 254 The Socons botched this one. Instead of focusing on the anti-religion agenda behind Gay Marriage, the Socons ranted and raved about Leviticus. This created the backlash that has made this country pro Gay Marraige. After they infiltrated the Tea Party and scared off all the disaffected Dems and Indys. Fucking SoCons fuck EVERYTHING up. I've been saying for years, if they would shut the fuck up, they'd still get most if not all of what they want from a Fiscal Conservative in office. Fiscal Cons tend to lean SoCon anyways...they just know enough to shut the fuck up and stop scaring people off.

Posted by: JohnIscariotRoberts at March 26, 2013 10:28 AM (7ObY1)

273 That..... and..... the "discovery of the gay gene" meets a "womans right to choose." I keep hoping there *is* a gay gene for exactly this reason. NOW would be stuck in a loop denouncing themselves until their heads exploded.

Posted by: Modern Liberalism at March 26, 2013 10:28 AM (B/VB5)

274 Gay people are adopting babies or hiring surrogates right and left. Babies are the latest LGTB accessory. I have one in each color.

Posted by: Lezbian Avenger! at March 26, 2013 02:26 PM (2U4NN)

 

Yeah, I adopted one of your cast off mini-dogs. It is tough on living fashion accessories to the soulless leftists.

Posted by: Ook? at March 26, 2013 10:29 AM (OQpzc)

275 Good night, now the hector-ing troll is giving us re-runs. 

Posted by: no good deed at March 26, 2013 10:29 AM (mjR67)

276 Babies are the latest LGTB accessory. I have one in each color. But it's so hard to find one with zippers. Most of them just have diapers and a real set of lungs.

Posted by: John Roberts at March 26, 2013 10:29 AM (j3uk1)

277

Posted by: qualia at March 26, 2013 02:23 PM (XYSwB)

 

---

 

My favorite "social science" paper purported to show that boys raised by lesbians were A-OK, hell, even better off than those raised by normal couples.

 

If you read the fine print, however, you found out that the "researchers" had made this determination by asking the lesbians how they thought their kids were doing. Surprisingly, they thought they were doing just fine. Rock hard scientific research, baby. Amazing.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 26, 2013 10:29 AM (IDSI7)

278 Food For Thought is a one-trick pony, isn't it?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at March 26, 2013 02:28 PM (4df7R)


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Food for Thought goes hungry.... alot.

Posted by: fixerupper at March 26, 2013 10:29 AM (nELVU)

279 SOCKONZ! SOCKONZ EVRYWEAR!!

Posted by: Shit for Brains at March 26, 2013 10:29 AM (rzNdC)

280 Food For Thought is a one-trick pony, isn't it? Hector's able to apply his racist bigotry to any and every subject. And he has an army of straw men.

Posted by: zsasz at March 26, 2013 10:29 AM (MMC8r)

281 They are seizing bank accounts in Europe, the Middle East is exploding, and people are still starving in Africa ( aren't they?) can't the gays put things in perspective and get in line after the serious problems?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 26, 2013 10:29 AM (jE38p)

282

Posted by: Food for Thought at March 26, 2013 02:25 PM (TVbdM)

 

 

"Food" in this case being bad mushrooms.

Posted by: Grey Fox at March 26, 2013 10:30 AM (P0x1m)

283 A billion rounds ought to be enough DHS ammo to force us all to marry the illegals. At least the lawn will look good.

And the house clean.

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at March 26, 2013 02:25 PM (yYjdV)

 

 

-----------------------------------------------

 

 

True.  But they'll have to have a national shutdown of all elevators  because of all the burrito farts.

Posted by: Soona at March 26, 2013 10:30 AM (4jKhI)

284 Justice Kennedy is the McCain of the Court.

Recall, he was Reagan's third choice for that slot, after Bork (Borked) and Allen Ginsburg (weed).

Posted by: Kevin in ABQ at March 26, 2013 10:30 AM (XrGnJ)

285 NOW would be stuck in a loop denouncing themselves until their heads exploded." NOW can't even bring themselves to denounce sex selective abortions.

Posted by: Lauren at March 26, 2013 10:30 AM (wsGWu)

286 #221 The standing issue was litigated along with the rest of the case, so it is legit to bring it up here.  Walker actually ruled in favor of standing because he wanted to rule on the case and stick it to the proponents of Prop 8 in court.  There is also precedent for such a ruling in California and other states when the state refused to defend a law being challenged. 

Posted by: rockmom at March 26, 2013 10:30 AM (NYnoe)

287 The country is so gay-marriage 30 states have prohibited it.

Posted by: zsasz at March 26, 2013 10:30 AM (MMC8r)

288 Property rights. Who gets what if a couple get divorced?

If government doesn't recognize any marriage or civil union, then that's not a problem for government to solve. 

Let marriage be on the order of a social convention like holding the elevator door open and all the problems go away, court dockets are cleared of millions of cases, etc, etc.

People need to take some responsibility for fixing their own messes in a mutually agreeable manner...

...and if they can't do that, then we'll prosecute them for murder, assault, etc.

Posted by: @PurpAv at March 26, 2013 10:30 AM (/gHaE)

289

The only constitutional rights that might be implicated are property rights, i.e., a state must allow visitation in hospitals, the ability to pass property via estates.

 

Essentially, under concerns of equal protection a state, whether by contract or otherwise (civil unions), has to create a system for same sex couples whereby they are entitled to the same status as married couples.

 

That I would support.  However, I would not support allowing homosexual couples the ability in stepping in line ahead of heterosexual couples for adoption purposes.  I don't know if I would necessarily oppose homosexual adoption of children, but if there was a heterosexual couple willing to adopt, they would be accorded primacy between the two.

 

Other than that, that's all I've got.  There's no constituional right for marriage for everyone.  So it's only under equal protection and only goes to property rights/relationship rights (i.e., hospital visitation/shit like that).

Posted by: Prescient11 at March 26, 2013 10:31 AM (tVTLU)

290 I keep hoping there *is* a gay gene for exactly this reason. NOW would be stuck in a loop denouncing themselves until their heads exploded.

Posted by: Modern Liberalism at March 26, 2013 02:28 PM (B/VB5)

 

Except they've already given a handwave     of    permission to the idea of      gender-based abortions, which means they are literally   all right with     killing future     women.    I doubt they'll care much about killing future homos,     many of whom would just be stinky men.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/u][/b] at March 26, 2013 10:31 AM (4df7R)

291 Food for Thought goes hungry.... alot. Indeed. The truth (that Prop 8 was carried by African-American Obama voters) hurts.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 26, 2013 10:31 AM (B/VB5)

292 284 A billion rounds ought to be enough DHS ammo to force us all to marry the illegals. At least the lawn will look good. And the house clean. Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at March 26, 2013 02:25 PM (yYjdV) Shotgun weddings! "You got a nice mouth, boy!"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 26, 2013 10:31 AM (tqLft)

293 >> NOW can't even bring themselves to denounce sex selective abortions.

But they stuck up for the Taliban against the war-monger Bush, so they've got that going for them.

Posted by: sandy burger at March 26, 2013 10:31 AM (+yb/5)

294 268: Can we please stop saying it fails every time? The anti-gay marriage votes had a great undefeated run, but the pro-gay side won 4/4 in 2012.

Posted by: BSR at March 26, 2013 10:31 AM (CBCxo)

295 If anyone thinks a constitutional right to gay marriage was created you are not a conservative, in fact you are the complete opposite of one. This is a good litmus to figure out who supports our constitution and who subverts it.

Posted by: CK at March 26, 2013 10:31 AM (LmD/o)

296

Justice Kennedy.... please think about what you just said...

 

You are willing to Over Ride the electorate.. and the Religious Rights of the entire populace...

 

Because it hurts the Children of Gays.... you know.... Gays.... who CANNOT as a COUPLE HAVE CHILDREN???

 

/FACEPALM

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 26, 2013 10:32 AM (lZBBB)

297 289 The country is so gay-marriage 30 states have prohibited it. Even California. Time to curtail these unruly voters.

Posted by: John Roberts at March 26, 2013 10:32 AM (j3uk1)

298

265  J.J. Sefton

Thatw as in 2008. If it went to a vote now, Gat Marriage would win handidly in California.

Posted by: Food for Thought at March 26, 2013 10:32 AM (TVbdM)

299 But it's so hard to find one with zippers. Most of them just have diapers and a real set of lungs. Posted by: John Roberts There is an opening in the back. But don't you go poking in there!!

Posted by: Lezbian Avenger! at March 26, 2013 10:32 AM (2U4NN)

300 This is the problem: We all scream how liberty is more important than public safety = gun should be legal We all scream how culture needs to be protected from gay marriage = liberty not that important after all

Posted by: Eaton Cox at March 26, 2013 10:32 AM (q177U)

301

I meant to say "anyone."  There is no consitutional right to marriage FOR ANYONE.

 

Hence, they must proceed on an equal protection argument and it must be with regard to property rights.  That's if the words of the constitution mean anything anymore.

Posted by: Prescient11 at March 26, 2013 10:32 AM (tVTLU)

302 Except they've already given a handwave of permission to the idea of gender-based abortions, which means they are literally all right with killing future women. True, and a competent Romney campaign could've made some killer "War on Women" ads with those quotes.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 26, 2013 10:32 AM (B/VB5)

303 258 Kennedy sure likes his position as the decider, doesn't he? Posted by: Jay in Ames at March 26, 2013 02:26 PM (i2Lsf) He sure did the right thing with O-care. Who the fuck knows anymore?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 26, 2013 10:32 AM (tqLft)

304

Indeed. The truth (that Prop 8 was carried by African-American Obama voters) hurts.

 

So was Amendment 1 in NC last year.

Posted by: Grey Fox at March 26, 2013 10:33 AM (P0x1m)

305 I'm in favor of the libertarian idea of getting the government out of the marriage business entirely, so we can leave these stupid debates outside of politics.

But, I don't know how to get there from here, especially as far as taxation is concerned.

Posted by: sandy burger at March 26, 2013 10:33 AM (+yb/5)

306 300 265 J.J. Sefton Thatw as in 2008. If it went to a vote now, Gat Marriage would win handidly in California. Posted by: Food for Thought at March 26, 2013 02:32 PM (TVbdM) Yeah, sure. Whatever you say, champ.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 26, 2013 10:33 AM (tqLft)

307 So how about them Knicks?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 26, 2013 10:33 AM (jE38p)

308

273 JohnIscariotRoberts

Socons have been their own worse enemy. Every issue they jump on backfires.

Posted by: Food for Thought at March 26, 2013 10:34 AM (TVbdM)

309

This created the backlash that has made this country pro Gay Marraige.



Posted by: Food for Thought at March 26, 2013 02:25 PM (TVbdM)

 

 

-------------------------------------------------

 

 

If that's true, then why is this case up before the SCOTUS?

Posted by: Soona at March 26, 2013 10:34 AM (4jKhI)

310

We all scream how liberty is more important than public safety = gun should be legal

We all scream how culture needs to be protected from gay marriage = liberty not that important after all

 

 

Except that the right to bear arms is in the constitution whereas gay marriage is not.

Posted by: Grey Fox at March 26, 2013 10:34 AM (P0x1m)

311 310 So how about them Knicks? Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 26, 2013 02:33 PM (jE38p) Do we suck this year again? BTW, I hate the Dolans.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 26, 2013 10:34 AM (tqLft)

312 >It's a fundamental human right. And love. It's about whom you love. Love love love. Love is all you need. for the children if it saves one life

Posted by: Jones in CO at March 26, 2013 10:35 AM (8sCoq)

313 The country is so gay-marriage 30 states have prohibited it. Even California. Time to curtail these unruly voters. Posted by: John Roberts at March 26, 2013 02:32 PM (j3uk1) didn't stop obamacare

Posted by: qualia at March 26, 2013 10:35 AM (XYSwB)

314 It would be a monumental copout for SCOTUS to dismiss this case on standing grounds.  The fact is that Prop 8 was voted by the people of California so any citizen of the state who voted for it should have standing to defend it in court.  And even if it were a law passed by the legislature and neither the Attorney General nor the legislature would defend it, there is precedent for courts allowing other proponents of the law to defend it. 

Posted by: rockmom at March 26, 2013 10:35 AM (NYnoe)

315 Except that the right to bear arms is in the constitution whereas gay marriage is not.

----

Is too.  Obvious reference to fisting.

Posted by: Fool for Thought at March 26, 2013 10:35 AM (nELVU)

316 Except that the right to bear arms is in the constitution whereas gay marriage is not. Knock it off with the logic. This is the Supreme Fucking Court.

Posted by: John Roberts at March 26, 2013 10:35 AM (j3uk1)

317

I keep hoping there *is* a gay gene for exactly this reason.

 

I doubt it, very much. I think it's more likely a matter of pre-natal development gone awry, rather like cleft palate.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 26, 2013 10:35 AM (IDSI7)

318 Posted by: sandy burger at March 26, 2013 02:26 PM (+yb/5)

Hey telling AllenG that is my schtick.

FWIW, as we talk about "rights" these days, positive rights are arguably more akin to real rights because they require action on behalf of another part.
(Granted, this is not what rights were when the founders discussed them, they were far more interested in the negative aspects.)

I'm not sure how it applies here.  I think the argument would be (and I'm not supporting this by any stretch) that you have a negative right to getting married, but no positive right to people either helping you or recognizing it.

How this plays out practically, no freaking clue. (Although nothing is stopping gays from performing commitment ceremonies and calling them marriages, so maybe it is working in that respect.)
Of course following this through, there'd be a good argument that the state should recognize no marriages what so ever (and in that sense be marriage neutral)  I have no problem with that (I think, I haven't thought to deeply about it recently.)

Posted by: tsrblke (work) at March 26, 2013 10:36 AM (weUz9)

319

302 Eaton Cox

What is now called Conservatism is nothing more than Christian Socialism. Barry Goldwater warned about the Theocrats back in the 80's. I wish the Republicans had heeded him

Posted by: Food for Thought at March 26, 2013 10:36 AM (TVbdM)

320  We all scream how culture needs to be protected from gay marriage = liberty not that important after all " That's not the argument.

Posted by: Lauren at March 26, 2013 10:36 AM (wsGWu)

321 296 268: Can we please stop saying it fails every time? The anti-gay marriage votes had a great undefeated run, but the pro-gay side won 4/4 in 2012. Posted by: BSR at March 26, 2013 02:31 PM (CBCxo) _________________ well that's the thing. Gabe is sure that Prop 8 would not pass now. So go do that, run it again. Wouldn't it have more legitimacy? Or do you not completely trust the voters?

Posted by: Chief Justice Roberts--Now with more hip lingo! at March 26, 2013 10:36 AM (r2PLg)

322 Is this troll the same one who was pissed that the US stopped his great uncle Slobodan from shooting children in the back at Srebrenica?

Posted by: BSR at March 26, 2013 10:36 AM (CBCxo)

323 Except that the right to bear arms is in the constitution whereas gay marriage is not.

In post-constitutional Amerika, its an irrelevant distinction.

Posted by: @PurpAv at March 26, 2013 10:36 AM (/gHaE)

324
My favorite "social science" paper purported to show that boys raised by lesbians were A-OK, hell, even better off than those raised by normal couples.

Posted by: Jay Guevara





At least the kids are always well dressed.  American Eagle makes such nice things....

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at March 26, 2013 10:37 AM (kdS6q)

325 I think it's too late to get the state out of marriage. Too intertwined. Maybe someone can make an argument about how to do that.

Posted by: Eaton Cox at March 26, 2013 10:37 AM (q177U)

326 IOW run a pro gay marriage initiative.

Posted by: Chief Justice Roberts--Now with more hip lingo! at March 26, 2013 10:37 AM (r2PLg)

327

If it went to a vote now, Gat Marriage would win handidly in California.

 

And so would Romney. Gee, I love speculating without data.

 

Btw, what is "gat marriage?" You marry your gun? Interesting ...

Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 26, 2013 10:38 AM (IDSI7)

328

296 BSR

Socons are really Leftists. They deal with emotions and dream of utopia. You can point all the facts to them and they will deny it.

Posted by: Food for Thought at March 26, 2013 10:38 AM (TVbdM)

329

Posted by: Prescient11 at March 26, 2013 02:31 PM (tVTLU)

 

Property Rights can be fixed via a Contract...

 

Hospital visitation is a HOSPITAL POLICY... not law.... so just get the Hospitals to change their visitation policy...

 

Everything else can be done via Powers of Attorney.

 

One thing that needs fixing is Tax Policy.... but that is fixed by not giving Married people an Advantage... make all exemptioins perosnal...

 

Only other issue, is Spouse Rights for Military Dependents... which I will say as a Ret Vet... is antiquated and has lived out its usefullness anyway...

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 26, 2013 10:38 AM (lZBBB)

330 FfT's point is, like with abortion, by framing the debate wrong, social conservatives lost the vote; people will never support gay marriage, but we will become 'pro gay marriage' just like being 'pro abortion' because it's easier to tack 'homophobia' on social cons and their position than it is to defeat the threat this kind of shenanigans is to the First Amendment. I know of almost no-one who is really for abortion, mostly they don't want to be one of the 'haters'.

Posted by: RiverC at March 26, 2013 10:38 AM (El+h4)

331 321 I keep hoping there *is* a gay gene for exactly this reason. I doubt it, very much. I think it's more likely a matter of pre-natal development gone awry, rather like cleft palate. Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 26, 2013 02:35 PM (IDSI7) It's either a perversion or a mental disorder. Neither in my view does a political movement make. But who the hell am I?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 26, 2013 10:38 AM (tqLft)

332

331 Jay Guevara

Yes I married by 9 MM!

I meant Gay Marriage

Posted by: Food for Thought at March 26, 2013 10:38 AM (TVbdM)

333 Per Tammy Bruce, the JEF refers to himself 8 times in his Passover message.

Posted by: Captain Hate at March 26, 2013 10:38 AM (C3MgD)

334 Love isn't real unless you have government saying so. What sad pathetic people they must be to think this.

Posted by: Buzzion at March 26, 2013 10:39 AM (MIJA4)

335 We all scream how liberty is more important than public safety = gun should be legal We all scream how culture needs to be protected from gay marriage = liberty not that important after all



Gays have the right to get married in CA the same as everyone else.  They just have to abide by CA law, JUST like everybody else.

Posted by: Vic at March 26, 2013 10:39 AM (53z96)

336

Reaching way back in this thread @#5:

 

>> So the wishes of the voters will be overturned? Democracy, how does that work?<<

 

The actual point of the SCOTUS is to protect us from democracy. 

Posted by: Frumious Bandersnatch at March 26, 2013 10:39 AM (A0sHn)

337 Romeo13, there's one other issue: inheritance, aka the "death tax".

Posted by: sandy burger at March 26, 2013 10:39 AM (+yb/5)

338 >>>We all scream how liberty is more important than public safety = gun should be legal

>>>>We all scream how culture needs to be protected from gay marriage = liberty not that important after all

Ummm. No
Bzzzzzz.
Try again.
Sorry wrong answer.

You are free to marry whomever you want, in whatever type of ceremony you can get consenting people to attend. When it comes to the state licensing, regulating, and administration of said marriage, which is an element of government control, then currently the state has no interest in licensing, regulating or otherwise administering your relationship. If you are looking for the State to legitimize or to sanctify your relationship(s), you don't understand marriage at all and probably shouldn't be getting married. People who are begging for Gay marriage are actually begging the state to control their relationship. I will never understand how that = freedom.


Posted by: MikeTheMoose DOOMCASTER! at March 26, 2013 10:40 AM (0q2P7)

339 We all scream how culture needs to be protected from gay marriage = liberty not that important after all

Govt recognition of gay marriage has nothing to do with liberty, it is not stopping anybody from doing anything.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 26, 2013 10:40 AM (IY7Ir)

340 329 I think it's too late to get the state out of marriage. Too intertwined. Maybe someone can make an argument about how to do that. Posted by: Eaton Cox at March 26, 2013 02:37 PM (q177U) _____________________ You often see that touted as a middle ground, but it's actually a more radical idea. Estate law, custody law, family law--isn't that all dependent on the state recognizing marriage? Also the state benefits from marriage and strong family units--from the beginning of civilization societies that have marriage as an institution have faired well.

Posted by: Chief Justice Roberts--Now with more hip lingo! at March 26, 2013 10:40 AM (r2PLg)

341 It's either a perversion or a mental disorder.

That kinda reckless talk will get you sent to the camps in the not too distant future...

Posted by: @PurpAv at March 26, 2013 10:41 AM (/gHaE)

342

Posted by: rockmom at March 26, 2013 02:35 PM (NYnoe)

 

 

Yup.... if not... there IS no avenue for Petition for Redress... which IS in the Constitution.

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 26, 2013 10:41 AM (lZBBB)

343 325: Yes, I'm all for the people and/or their elected legislatures deciding this. I personally dont have any problem with gay marriage if its done legitimately (i.e. through the democratic process); nor do I care if people oppose it, its a states issue. I was just pointing that out for accuracy. Public opinion is shifting towards gay marriage. In 2008, a deep blue state would still vote against it, but by 2012, four blue states voted for it fairly handily.

Posted by: BSR at March 26, 2013 10:42 AM (CBCxo)

344

335 JDP

I am thinking of running for officee but only after the Republicans Party is obliberated by Hillary Clinton in 2016. WIth the Socon/Neocon Axis discredited, Libertarians and Fiscons will take over the Party. Then there will be room for people like me again in the Republican party.

Posted by: Food for Thought at March 26, 2013 10:42 AM (TVbdM)

345 I think that's the trick we missed, though: Heterosexual couples do not have "the right" to marry.

I was thinking more about individuals rather than couples--you don't have the right to marry whoever you want, you can only marry someone who consents to marry you.  "Marry" in the "become legally attached to" definition, not the "perform the attachment ceremony" definition.

(I know, I know, society falls apart if we view unmarried people as real and complete people instead of grotesque and stunted halves of real people....)

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at March 26, 2013 10:42 AM (/kI1Q)

346 346 It's either a perversion or a mental disorder. That kinda reckless talk will get you sent to the camps in the not too distant future... Posted by: @PurpAv at March 26, 2013 02:41 PM (/gHaE Oh, I hope so.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 26, 2013 10:42 AM (tqLft)

347 That kinda reckless talk will get you sent to the camps in the not too distant future... And Hector will help you through the gate.

Posted by: zsasz at March 26, 2013 10:42 AM (MMC8r)

348 Just showed that sick fuck Kelley's sick dog mauling the sea lion. That Gabby and Kelley should be star victocrats and beloved by the media shows how far we've fallen. The motard can't even manage his own dog and he wants to manage the rest of us and our 2nd Amendment rights.

Posted by: Madness at March 26, 2013 10:42 AM (j3uk1)

349 I realize that I am late to the party but...

Gay Marriage hurts children.  Instead of them being subjects, they become objects.


Posted by: Al at March 26, 2013 10:43 AM (V70Uh)

350 >>>I think it's too late to get the state out of marriage.

So because it's just so tangled, we need to write a blank check to expand government power into our private lives. If this element of government control is too tangled to separate, then our next priority is keeping it from expanding.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose DOOMCASTER! at March 26, 2013 10:43 AM (0q2P7)

351


>>>Whatever they may have called it, it existed long before Henry VIII. The Merovingians and early Carolingians divorced quite often; Eleanor of Aquitaine was divorced from her forst husband, to name a few examples.

 

Now THAT would be cool. You divorce your wife and send her to a nunnery for life!

Posted by: Bigby's Long Arm of the Law at March 26, 2013 10:43 AM (3ZtZW)

352  At the establishment of our constitutions, the judiciary bodies were supposed to be the most helpless and harmless members of the government. Experience, however, soon showed in what way they were to become the most dangerous; that the insufficiency of the means provided for their removal gave them a freehold and irresponsibility in office; that their decisions, seeming to concern individual suitors only, pass silent and unheeded by the public at large; that these decisions, nevertheless, become law by precedent, sapping, by little and little, the foundations of the constitution, and working its change by construction, before any one has perceived that that invisible and helpless worm has been busily employed in consuming its substance. In truth, man is not made to be trusted for life, if secured against all liability to account, bitches.

Posted by: Thomas Jefferson at March 26, 2013 10:43 AM (wsGWu)

353

You often see that touted as a middle ground, but it's actually a more radical idea.

Estate law, custody law, family law--isn't that all dependent on the state recognizing marriage?

Also the state benefits from marriage and strong family units--from the beginning of civilization societies that have marriage as an institution have faired well.

 

Don't forget the record-keeping aspect of marriage. This is the basis for non-cousin-humping laws. Inbreeding is  a bad thing.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at March 26, 2013 10:44 AM (+z4pE)

354 I think the Supremes are going to cave.  Next up in the Equality seat polygamists and group marriages of all kinds.  Who are we to say that some 67 year old dude with 43 wives can't marry the 9 year old great-granddaughter of his best friend?  Damn, them guys is Patriarchs, who the hell are we to deny a Patriarch? 

Besides that who is to say it has to be just 9 year old girls.  If some Patriarch or Imam gets the hankering to marry up with the 9 year old great-grandson of his best friend, who are we to say nay?  It's same sex after all and seriously, you guys, a Patriarch or Imam.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Wily Wench at March 26, 2013 10:44 AM (kXoT0)

355 @353 I meant the local news just showed the video.

Posted by: Madness at March 26, 2013 10:44 AM (j3uk1)

356

352 zsasz

I oppose Gay Marriage and view Homosexuality as a perversion. That said, I do not hate Gays. If society wants Gay Marriage, what can I do? My concern will be when Gays start suing Churches.

Posted by: Food for Thought at March 26, 2013 10:44 AM (TVbdM)

357 113

ot, but worth a watch

http://legalinsurrection.com/2013/03/paul-mckinley-gives-walking-tour-of-il02-devastation/


Republican Paul McKinley, candidate to replace Jesse Jackson, Jr., for Congress in the upcoming April 9 special election (IL-02), has just released a new ad that illustrates in sobering detail the destruction wrought by the Chicago Democratic Machine.

IL-2 has been held by the Democrat Party for all but 4 years since 1935. 8-O

Posted by: Emile Antoon Khadaji at March 26, 2013 10:44 AM (SbV8+)

358 342 Romeo13, there's one other issue: inheritance, aka the "death tax".  
 

Posted by: sandy burger at March 26, 2013 02:39 PM (+yb/5)

 

 

Its part of Tax Law.... and another case of the Government micromanaging our lives through the Tax code....

 

Why should it matter to my Inheritence, 'IF' I marry my Girlfriend or not?  Why should my kids be out more of my Money in Taxes because of a Piece of Paper in a County Courthouse?

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 26, 2013 10:45 AM (lZBBB)

359

Romeo:

 

That is exactly correct.  I think the hospital thing might be law in some states.  But look, if two people are homos all the power to them.  Create it by contract or a civil union, I don't care.  If you do that, the equal protection argument is out the door, especially when it comes to tax benefits, etc., as you suggest.

 

The tricky questions get to when it affects other people.  Children that want to be adopted.  People who don't want to serve or deal with homosexuals.

 

That's the touchy issue.  And I think that the states (and individuals on religious grounds) can surely refuse service or to deal with homosexuals.  It may not be pretty, but that's where the individual freedoms lock horns.  Like a bed and breakfast, for example.  Run by religious people.  What if they don't want to serve a homosexual couple??

 

I think they have that right.  But that gets into the libertarian argument against the civil rights laws.  I think that a person or business should be able to, on religious grounds, refuse service to pretty much anyone.

 

Kind of a can of worms, but that's where you have to go.  Free speech to nazis isn't comfy either.

Posted by: Prescient11 at March 26, 2013 10:45 AM (tVTLU)

360 The Merovingians?  Holy Shit.  You know what happened to them don't you?


Posted by: Al at March 26, 2013 10:45 AM (V70Uh)

361 @BSR

Strange how opinion can change so much in four years. Some would say it's progress, but progress of a real kind takes longer. To put it another way, it takes a long time and effort to climb a mountain, but falling off of it can be done very quickly.

Posted by: RiverC at March 26, 2013 10:45 AM (El+h4)

362
Hector is an angry gay and he wants you to know it.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 26, 2013 10:45 AM (IY7Ir)

363 >> You often see that touted as a middle ground, but it's actually a more radical idea.

Indeed.  I want to support it, though, but I just don't see how it's gonna happen practically.  I'm all ears if anybody has any ideas.

What's interesting is, many of the religious objections to gay marriage also apply equally well to atheist heterosexual marriages, too.

Heterosexuals write their own vows then divorce on a dime, and we fret about gays.  Marriage has collapsed across the board.  Modern heterosexuals view marriage as just going extra steady.  A husband is just a super boyfriend.

Posted by: sandy burger at March 26, 2013 10:45 AM (+yb/5)

364 Socons are really Leftists. They deal with emotions and dream of utopia. You can point all the facts to them and they will deny it.

Posted by: Food for Thought at March 26, 2013 02:38 PM (TVbdM)

 

 

-------------------------------------

 

 

Help me, somebody!  Pleeeeeezzze.  I'm dyin' in here.

Posted by: Food for Thought's butt-gerbil at March 26, 2013 10:46 AM (4jKhI)

365 OT

For those who are still obsessing over that supposed 1980s music video.  I just remembered another off the cuff non-existent music group that was concocted by Dave Stewart of Eurythmics fame.  The group in question - Platinum Weird.

http://annapuna.blogspot.com/2006/07/this-is-not-spinal-tap.html

Part of the 'documentary'
http://youtu.be/supnZ0gMGcw

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 26, 2013 10:46 AM (no95k)

366 family law--isn't that all dependent on the state recognizing marriage?

Its about legal guardianship, who is financially responsible for a child, and are the guardian and financially responsible parties discharging their obligations. 

Marriage has little to do with it in practice.  A legal guardian may have no family relation to a child, and the financially responsible party might have no family relationship either.  The guardian and financially responsible may be completely different and unrelated people/entities. 

Posted by: @PurpAv at March 26, 2013 10:46 AM (/gHaE)

367 IT'S. ALL.  ABOUT. MONEY.


Posted by: Al at March 26, 2013 10:46 AM (V70Uh)

368

It's either a perversion or a mental disorder. Neither in my view does a political movement make. But who the hell am I?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 26, 2013 02:38 PM (tqLft)

 

Here's my reasoning. We know that all fetuses effectively start out female, and that male fetuses become masculinized by exposure to testosterone in utero. I suspect that a deficit of such testosterone results in male homosexuals. Part of my reason for thinking this is the feminine qualities and interests that often (not invariably, of course) characterize male homosexuals and lead to the stereotypes.

 

With female homosexuals I think the situation is less clear, and that lesbianism has a greater cognitive component (i.e., a learned behavior), owing to the more plastic nature of female sexuality. I think most males' sexuality is pretty hard-wired, and not amenable to much change.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 26, 2013 10:46 AM (IDSI7)

369 Don't forget the record-keeping aspect of marriage. This is the basis for non-cousin-humping laws. Inbreeding is a bad thing. Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at March 26, 2013 02:44 PM (+z4pE) ___________________ Oh ya, that too damn it.

Posted by: Chief Justice Roberts--Now with more hip lingo! at March 26, 2013 10:46 AM (r2PLg)

370 You greedy racist bigot Republicans are so dumb. The right to an gay marriage is clearly written in the Constitution, between the right to an abortion and the right to an free education.

Posted by: Little Red Crayon at March 26, 2013 10:47 AM (r4v64)

371

That kinda reckless talk will get you sent to the camps in the not too distant future...

 

I was gonna ask where all the normal people went, but   now I know where we'll all be soon.

 

In the camps.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at March 26, 2013 10:47 AM (+z4pE)

372 Its about legal guardianship, who is financially responsible for a child, and are the guardian and financially responsible parties discharging their obligations. Marriage has little to do with it in practice. A legal guardian may have no family relation to a child, and the financially responsible party might have no family relationship either. The guardian and financially responsible may be completely different and unrelated people/entities. Posted by: @PurpAv at March 26, 2013 02:46 PM (/gHaE) _______________ What about estate law?

Posted by: Chief Justice Roberts--Now with more hip lingo! at March 26, 2013 10:47 AM (r2PLg)

373 @FfT

And they will.

Probably, this is revenge on the Catholic church, which used to protect homosexuals and give them a good vocation and standing in society, for letting the whole child abuse thing get out of hand.

The only upside is that ultimately, we can be the defenders of all of the constitution, at which point I can arm myself and march on Washington and not be a crazy.

Posted by: RiverC at March 26, 2013 10:47 AM (El+h4)

374 Don't forget the record-keeping aspect of marriage. This is the basis for non-cousin-humping laws. Inbreeding is a bad thing.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at March 26, 2013 02:44 PM (+z4pE)



Exactly how far back did you trace your family tree?

Despite growing up in a reasonably large city the wife and I grew up mere miles from each other (we even shared a pediatrician.) And we had a common ethnic background of German/Czech.

Yet I don't recall any in depth record searches.  We may have asked her grandparents for their parent's names but that was pretty much it. (And that was more out of unrelated curiosity than anything.)

That's much farther back than any law requires you to go.

Posted by: tsrblke (work) at March 26, 2013 10:48 AM (weUz9)

375 I call this process "Jurisprudence by holiday." I'll decide based on which outcome will earn me the most exotic vacation invites. Last time I got to go to Malta! Come around and I'll show you some video.

Posted by: John Roberts at March 26, 2013 10:48 AM (j3uk1)

376

>>>>The Merovingians? Holy Shit. You know what happened to them don't you?

 

They starred in gay movies like The Matrix?

Posted by: Bigby's Long Arm of the Law at March 26, 2013 10:48 AM (3ZtZW)

377 You greedy racist bigot Republicans are so dumb. The right to an gay marriage is clearly written in the Constitution, between the right to an abortion and the right to an free education. indoctrination.

FIFY

Posted by: Al at March 26, 2013 10:49 AM (V70Uh)

378 nor the legislature would defend it, there is precedent for courts allowing other proponents of the law to defend it.

Posted by: rockmom at March 26, 2013 02:35 PM (NYnoe)

 

Courts have been overturning the will of the voters in California for decades. The voters did try to save themselves a few times. The courts overruled them, and cons started leaving.

Posted by: Ook? at March 26, 2013 10:49 AM (OQpzc)

379 Denying gay marriage is as inhuman as enforcing the border, you bible-thumping white devils.

Posted by: Boring troll at March 26, 2013 10:49 AM (MMC8r)

380 So how about them Knicks? Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 26, 2013 02:33 PM (jE38p) Do we suck this year again? BTW, I hate the Dolans. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 26, 2013 02:34 PM (tqLft) I hate them also. I say "How about them Knicks" - the line from Anne Hall- when I am pretty much all out of anything to say on a thread

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 26, 2013 10:49 AM (jE38p)

381

We all scream how liberty is more important than public safety = gun should be legal

 

Um,    that's not the argument.   "Public safety," if you measure it in terms of crime rates,  is BETTER in areas where gun ownership is legal   than in areas where gun ownership is strictly curtailed.     

 

The argument the anti-gun idiots use is "Guns make it easier for people to commit crimes!"   First off, if you're going to commit a crime, what makes you think a law saying "you can't own a gun" is going to stop you from getting a gun?    Secondly, you can do as much damage with a can of gasoline and a match.   Thirdly,  in the absence of a gun, people have been known to use knives, bludgeons, chains, bare hands, and just about anything else they can lay their mitts on in order to commit some kind of villainy.   Guess what -- bad people have done bad things since long before gunpowder was even invented.  

 

So    far as the anti-gun kooks are concerned, the second amendment doesn't really count    (for some reason    they can never explain),     so we should just ignore it.

 

Fuck that.

 


We all scream how culture needs to be protected from gay marriage = liberty not that important after all

 

And here on the other hand we have another straw man argument.

 

Marriage is a religious-based union between a man and a woman.  That's my belief.       My opposition to gay marriage, however, is strictly a 10th amendment position.    Marriage, like abortion, has jack shit to do with the federal government.  It is a state issue, period.   This push for some kind of federal mandate on gay marriage is just    further    encroachment of the federal government on the rights and responsibilities of the individual states.

 

 The people of CA voted in favor of Prop 8    by a solid margin.    Now the feds     are poised to overturn the will of    the    people      based on some   "emanations and penumbras" bullshit that has nothing to do with the Constitution,      despite the sole purpose of     SCOTUS being to    judge the     Constitutionality of    laws.   

 

You want to talk about fucking over liberty?   There you go.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/u][/b] at March 26, 2013 10:50 AM (4df7R)

382 I think we should replace the Supreme Court with a Magic Eight Ball.  Either that or we could just issue one to each justice.  I doubt we would see a bit of difference in the quality or consistency of the rulings.  At the very least there would be some rational process at work.

Of course, in Roberts case, we would have to hire someone like Vanna White to read his for him lest he mistake one word for another. 

It is my only goal in life to see to it that wherever Robert's name is mentioned the word "traitor" appears alongside it.  There must be a social sanction for what he did.

Posted by: Voluble at March 26, 2013 10:50 AM (qYvEa)

383 . Modern heterosexuals view marriage as just going extra steady. A husband is just a super boyfriend.

Its all loose and fun until he moves in with a crack whore and takes the flat screen and car with him.  Then he's a cheating vile scumbag who gets a steak knife in the chest and should die in a fire.

Posted by: @PurpAv at March 26, 2013 10:50 AM (/gHaE)

384 373 Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 26, 2013 02:46 PM (IDSI7) So aborting homo fetuses would be cool with the libs?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 26, 2013 10:50 AM (tqLft)

385

This is the basis for non-cousin-humping laws. Inbreeding is a bad thing.

 

According to a paper in PubMed, something like 30% of all marriages in Saudi Arabia would be considered consanguineous under Western law, as it is normal there for first cousins to marry.

 

Explains a lot, doesn't it?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 26, 2013 10:50 AM (IDSI7)

386 How fucking stupid do you have to be to think that "gay rights" were established back in 1868?

Posted by: CK at March 26, 2013 10:50 AM (LmD/o)

387 365 The Merovingians? Holy Shit. You know what happened to them don't you? Didn't Clovis I unite the Gauls by forcing all the men to marry each other? I might be mistaken.

Posted by: John Roberts at March 26, 2013 10:51 AM (j3uk1)

388 I thought Kennedy tipped his hands in the Obamacare arguments on the issue of medicaid spending and whether or not the government program was "coercive" when he said that there didn't seem to be any workable judicial test to have such a standard. Yet, vote that it was too coercive he did, anyway.

Posted by: Rich at March 26, 2013 10:51 AM (arczc)

389 366: I don't know what It is that caused the shift but it has been monumental in a very short time. I hate the marxist notion of "progress" as if history were unidirectional. The fact is the pro-gay marriage crowd has been incredibly effective at "changing hearts and minds" especially with young people. There are a lot of reasons for this, but their control of pop culture along with internet-aided sexual libertinism are probably major factors. Plus, a lot of the old people who came out in droves to vote against gay marriage in 2004 are now dead and have been replaced with young people who have been sold on the idea.

Posted by: BSR at March 26, 2013 10:51 AM (CBCxo)

390 Posted by: Food for Thought at March 26, 2013 02:42 PM (TVbdM)

yes, there'll be room because there won't be too many left in it.

You won't be happy with the company you'll find there.

Prediction; GOP is reduced to a 35 votes in the House by 2024

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at March 26, 2013 10:51 AM (Kpn/z)

391 Hey MWR, re the nymphs.  Does it still seem a good idea?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 26, 2013 10:51 AM (no95k)

392 I just remembered another off the cuff non-existent music group that was concocted by Dave Stewart of Eurythmics fame. The group in question - Platinum Weird.

Oh no, he's gone Garth Brooks/Chris Gaines.

Posted by: no good deed at March 26, 2013 10:52 AM (mjR67)

393 BTW, all should know that you get far better protections under law if you incorporate rather than marry. The radical suggestion is: Just do the church thing for the sentiment, and let your contract be something other than marriage under current law.

Posted by: Bigby's Long Arm of the Law at March 26, 2013 10:52 AM (3ZtZW)

394 Don't tax my butt-plug! Posted by: Mike Piazza I knew it!

Posted by: John Rocker at March 26, 2013 10:52 AM (QupBk)

395 Its all loose and fun until he moves in with a crack whore and takes the flat screen and car with him. Then he's a cheating vile scumbag who gets a steak knife in the chest and should die in a fire. Don't go all Ozzie and Harriet on us.

Posted by: John Roberts at March 26, 2013 10:52 AM (j3uk1)

396 The US is one of the very few countries that forbid close relatives from getting married. The evidence is overwhelming that there is no hazard.

http://is.gd/CUYxAN


Posted by: Vic at March 26, 2013 10:52 AM (53z96)

397 Love isn't real unless you have government saying so.

If I had more time and a better grasp of the economics literature, it would be really interesting to compare the transition of marriage as an economic function to marriage as a "validation of a sexual relationship" over time vs the rise of the totalitarian welfare state. 

The government oversees and licenses and nurtures and provides for and takes from and controls your whole life, prenatal-to-grave (were any of us born at home with only unlicensed family attending?), so desiring its blessing on your sex life doesn't seem really that outlandish.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at March 26, 2013 10:53 AM (/kI1Q)

398 #394

Porn has a lot to do with it. Most young men are enamored of lesbians (in a porn setting) and don't feel this is wrong (usually using evolutionary psychology-based rationalizations) and therefore are uncomfortable with laying to down the line about homosexuality in general. If they try to leave the plantation, dopamine addiction and the ubiquity of the internet keep them firmly locked in place.

Posted by: RiverC at March 26, 2013 10:53 AM (El+h4)

399 Hey MWR, re the nymphs. Does it still seem a good idea?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 26, 2013 02:51 PM (no95k)

 

Absolutely!  This world needs more radioactive       polyamorous     nymphs    of negotiable gender.    It would seem to fit the zeitgeist.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/u][/b] at March 26, 2013 10:53 AM (4df7R)

400

So aborting homo fetuses would be cool with the libs?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 26, 2013 02:50 PM (tqLft)

 

They'd probably be in a quandary. While they likes them some abortion, the idea of aborting a fetus because it was suspected of being a future homosexual would doubtless stick in their craws. The irony is that a future show tune fan might be safer in utero than a future normal kid.

 

The good news is that if my hypothesis has anything to it, it might be possible to cheer up the intrauterine testosterone concentrations on male fetuses at risk, and thereby obviate the problem.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 26, 2013 10:53 AM (IDSI7)

401 What about estate law?

In the absence of a will, most states have some sort of fixed percentage allocation scheme...

...like spouse 50%, surviving children evenly split the remaining 50% (or some variation on that kind of theme). 

That's state law though, not federal.

Posted by: @PurpAv at March 26, 2013 10:53 AM (/gHaE)

402 I think there should be two ceremonies:

1. Civil union for legal purposes
2. Religious ceremony which confers faith group imprimatur

For example,  right now Catholics who were married by a Justice of the Peace are considered married by the state.  Their marriage is not considered as a valid one by the Church.  Nor is a marriage in a Protestant Church. 

So, everyone gets married at a courthouse or justice of the peace and forms are filled out.  Church ceremonies,  however,  are the public display of the church's approval and blessing by God.

This would let gays get the contract and they could get married religiously in churches who accept that,  the decision to perform the ceremony being left with various denominations.

HOWEVER, I totally will oppose any of this if my Church is forced to do ceremonies (which they won't,  and then we will see priests arrested).

Posted by: Miss Marple at March 26, 2013 10:54 AM (GoIUi)

403 401 The US is one of the very few countries that forbid close relatives from getting married. The evidence is overwhelming that there is no hazard. http://is.gd/CUYxAN Posted by: Vic at March 26, 2013 02:52 PM (53z96) ___________________ Inbreeding the last taboo. Go team!

Posted by: Chief Justice Roberts--Now with more hip lingo! at March 26, 2013 10:54 AM (r2PLg)

404
I wonder if they will overturn the votes of blacks in CA that voted for prop 8 overwhelmingly.

If so....RACIST!.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 26, 2013 10:54 AM (IY7Ir)

405

@8: "Still, it's insane that 9 people can subvert the will of the people."

*gentle pat on the head*

Ahh, my dear peasant, those nine are illustrious *Persons of Quality*.  They are wise, learned, of proper breeding and mindset, and represent all that is finest in the species Homo Sapiens.  "The people," as you call them, are insignificant little insects.  Their only purpose is to toil for their betters.  Now be a good little drone, and go pay your taxes.

Posted by: Your Political Elites at March 26, 2013 10:54 AM (FsqHK)

406 Gays can already marry *wink*.

Posted by: John Travolta at March 26, 2013 10:55 AM (3+QKS)

407

Posted by: Prescient11 at March 26, 2013 02:45 PM (tVTLU)

 

I'll even go a step further....

 

ALL Rights, carry their antithesis within them... the Right to Speak, encompasses the Right to remain silent...

 

The Right to Bear arms, holds the right NOT to....

 

And Freedom of Association, which DOES have the RIGHT not to associate.

 

Its one of our Rights that the Courts ignore... and is IMO one of the root causes of what is wrong in society.  We have taken the ability to NOT do business with those we think are wrong, out of the equation... and thus there is no 'reward' for good behaviour either.... we cannot shun, nor caste out, those who wish to destroy our way of life....

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 26, 2013 10:55 AM (lZBBB)

408 In all fairness, lesbians are hot

Posted by: BSR at March 26, 2013 10:55 AM (CBCxo)

409

Exactly how far back did you trace your family tree?Despite growing up in a reasonably large city the wife and I grew up mere miles from each other (we even shared a pediatrician.) And we had a common ethnic background of German/Czech.
Yet I don't recall any in depth record searches. We may have asked her grandparents for their parent's names but that was pretty much it. (And that was more out of unrelated curiosity than anything.)That's much farther back than any law requires you to go.

 

Back to the 1750's.

 

But what I was referring to was more or less a backup to the common method of keeping track of  marriages  via the family Bible. Fires regularly destroyed those, so I don't see any harm in having a second set of records,      particularly stored in a secure location.

 

What it has grown into is another matter  altogether. Hence this thread.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at March 26, 2013 10:55 AM (+z4pE)

410 405 Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 26, 2013 02:53 PM (IDSI7) So, play it out. If there were a hypothetical "cure" for homosexuality in utero, just as if the sex, or eye color, or whatever, of an unborn child be predetermined or altered, what would the reaction be?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 26, 2013 10:55 AM (tqLft)

411

The Kennedy "hurts children" angle is a classic flaw of liberal logic.   Of course if you are one of the thousands of children being raised in households by same sex parents you are "hurt" by your parents not being formally accepted as such under the law.   That hurt is direct and visible.

 

But if you are one of the millions of children being raised in households by a single mother, because your biological parents didn't think waiting to have children until they were married was a good idea, or who didn't think getting married after becoming pregnant or having children was a good idea for their children's sake, you are also "hurt" when marriage is devalued in the culture.   That hurt is more indirect and invisible, but it's no less a hurt, and it affects hundreds or even thousands of times as many kids.

 

 

Liberals do this all the time.   They opt for a remedy to the visible and direct harm, without taking into account that there are invisible and indirect harms that will result.  

Posted by: The Regular Guy at March 26, 2013 10:56 AM (qHCyt)

412 There are a lot of reasons for this, but their control of pop culture along with internet-aided sexual libertinism are probably major factors.

There's only one "factor": Terrorism works.

Not a single mind has been changed. Not one.

Posted by: oblig. at March 26, 2013 10:56 AM (cePv8)

413 *wrinkles nose*   This thread is getting a little whiffy.   Any hopes of a new one?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/u][/b] at March 26, 2013 10:56 AM (4df7R)

414 413 In all fairness, lesbians are hot Posted by: BSR at March 26, 2013 02:55 PM (CBCxo) Rosie O'Donnell munching on Big Sis' rug is NOT a turn on, dude.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 26, 2013 10:56 AM (tqLft)

415 They are wise, learned, of proper breeding and mindset,and represent all that is finest in the species Homo Sapiens. See? SEE? Homo. It's even in our biological name.

Posted by: John Roberts at March 26, 2013 10:56 AM (j3uk1)

416 MWR I was thinking about something.  What if you, EC, and me hash out the framework.  Then get with OregonMuse to open up the 'world' to Moron writers.  Short stories set in this 'world' written under pen names even.  Edit and produce an ebook to sell on Amazon with all proceeds going to keep the Ewok in pudding and Valu-Rite.

Would that even fly?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 26, 2013 10:56 AM (no95k)

417

Not a lawyer, so maybe a moron smarter than I can explain it, but I'm surprised no one has looked at it from the perspective of marriage not being a right. I mean even if you are doing a religious ceremony you still need to pay a fee and get a marriage license from the state. So really, is it a right if the state can deny it via paperwork and taxes?

Posted by: Just a Tax at March 26, 2013 10:56 AM (trIVV)

418 It's not gay marriage I object to, it's all the cocksucking that bothers me.

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 26, 2013 10:57 AM (3+QKS)

419 >>>Heterosexuals write their own vows then divorce on a dime, and we fret about gays.

I fret about gay marriage, because it uncouples government interest in human relationship from monogamous procreative couples. Once that boundary is breached, the new limits will be breached again and again. Not to the destruction of traditional marriage, as you've already stated is already has issues, but to our detriment as almost any relationship you might have will be government licensed and regulated.

Now, a side effect of that will be any remaining concept of marriage as a social obligation will vanish. That will lead in the course of a couple of generations to a demographic collapse. So citing divorce as a reason why we should just say "F* it, whatever" is pretty shallow thinking. If the institution does collapse, so do we as a people; Instead of looking for ways to strengthen it, we simply state it's not really important *what* marriage exactly is. When exactly what it is defines the social obligation associated with it. So yeah, folks get divorced, so totally redefine the institution. F* it, I don't care anymore. When my son is old enough to understand, I'll apologize for his sh*tty world and then blame the previous generation.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose DOOMCASTER! at March 26, 2013 10:57 AM (0q2P7)

420

I think we should replace the Supreme Court with a Magic Eight Ball.

 

Now that's just silly. The deep philosophical considerations before the Supreme Court are much to complex for a Magic Eight Ball.

 

That's why we should use a ouija board. For conflicts between Constitutional provisions, we could use a dowsing stick to see which one supercedes the other.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 26, 2013 10:57 AM (IDSI7)

421 409 I wonder if they will overturn the votes of blacks in CA that voted for prop 8 overwhelmingly. If so....RACIST!. -------------------------------- The funny thing is, the left would make this EXACT argument if it were an law that conservatives wanted over-turned. Hell, they basically already did with obamacare

Posted by: BSR at March 26, 2013 10:57 AM (CBCxo)

422 Vic, it depends on the State (oh yeah, there I go again.  State's Rights, blah ...)

Many States allow first cousins to marry.  It's the Bible that forbids it.



Posted by: Al at March 26, 2013 10:57 AM (V70Uh)

423 420 See? SEE? Homo. It's even in our biological name. Posted by: John Roberts at March 26, 2013 02:56 PM (j3uk1) It's on the side of milk cartons. Homo. Milk. For the children, right?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 26, 2013 10:57 AM (tqLft)

424

@18: "The moment I heard that Chief Justice Roberts' lesbian cousin was attending, I assumed that this was going to go in favor of the gay marriage proponents. I can't imagine she showed up uninvited, and I can't imagine he invited her to see the ban upheld."

 

It would be an awesome "Fuck you!" though.

Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at March 26, 2013 10:57 AM (FsqHK)

425 @Romeo

This is called 'forbearance'.

For instance, the court can use forbearance to rule a certain way without setting a precedent/striking down a law. They can lessen or annul a sentence due to forbearance. In most contracts (I recall my rental contract) some of the rights the landlord is granted have a forbearance clause, it reads something like, 'not exercising these rights or powers does not mean that the aforementioned no longer possesses them, nor is the aforementioned required to exercise them.'

Posted by: RiverC at March 26, 2013 10:58 AM (El+h4)

426

Miss Marple:

 

Good post.  It's not really a question of the right of two individuals to associate with who they like and it should be very easy to order that.

 

The tough part comes from the gheys effect on other people.  Of course no church should be forced to do anything.  no one should.  Your business either accepts or does not accept gay couples.

 

You can refuse to serve heterosexuals just like homosexuals.  As long as they don't get their own "protected class" and they are second in line regarding any adoption, I think I am ok with it.

 

Just no gay "marriage".  Words have meaning and "gay marriage" is an impossibility.

Posted by: Prescient11 at March 26, 2013 10:58 AM (tVTLU)

427 Inbreeding the last taboo. Go team! Posted by: Chief Justice Roberts- You know, last summer I was calling him an MFer....

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at March 26, 2013 10:58 AM (Ec6wH)

428 So aborting homo fetuses would be cool with the libs?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 26, 2013 02:50 PM (tqLft)

Ah, that is the slipperiest of slopes.  After all, considering the very high costs and physical discomforts of in vitro family planning, once they truly to identify the "Lady Gaga Born Different" gene, are parents going to blithely select a gay embryo over a straight one?  Tell me that Sue and John are going to turn to each other and say, "Yeah, let's spend 100k-200k, have Sue gain 30-80 pounds just from the preggo drugs--not to mention taking on the full on crazy from said drugs, and go through all of that to get a gay child rather than a straight child."  Hell, people worry that embryos will be discarded for eye color or being a girl and yet, no one worries about the gay discard pile?  Puhleeze, bitch.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Wily Wench at March 26, 2013 10:58 AM (kXoT0)

429

They are wise, learned, of proper breeding and mindset,and represent all that is finest in the species Homo Sapiens.

See? SEE?

Homo. It's even in our biological name.

Posted by: John Roberts at March 26, 2013 02:56 PM (j3uk1)

 

Yeah, but so is "sapiens," and I don't see much evidence of wisdom.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 26, 2013 10:58 AM (IDSI7)

430 Paying a "fee" for a license is nothing more than a tax. Always has been, always will be. Everything you do with the government requires some kind of fee, tax, or tax stamp.

Posted by: Vic at March 26, 2013 10:59 AM (53z96)

431 -filing nails-

Posted by: Polygamists at March 26, 2013 10:59 AM (MMC8r)

432 422 just a tax no that doesn't make it a right....just like it's not a right to drive ....it's a privilege

Posted by: phoenixgirl,commenter on a conservative award winning blog at March 26, 2013 10:59 AM (GVxQo)

433 I go with the Ouija board.   Forces of evil involved.

Ever want to know why the Ouija didn't work for you? 

Were you baptized?

Your guardian Angel was working that day/night.


Posted by: Al at March 26, 2013 10:59 AM (V70Uh)

434 Now that's just silly. The deep philosophical considerations before the Supreme Court are much to complex for a Magic Eight Ball. That's why we should use a ouija board. Hey, that board had better be in Spanish, Korean and Vietnamese as well as English. Fairness.

Posted by: John Roberts at March 26, 2013 10:59 AM (j3uk1)

435 Kennedy could be for sadism. Don't jump to conclusions. Why bother having elections for anything but the Supreme Court?

Posted by: Beagle at March 26, 2013 10:59 AM (zKyAE)

436 So...banning ghey marriage hurts otherwise artificially conceived children?

OK then.

(don't give me any shit about adoption of newborns...took my brother-in-law seven years just to be able to adopt two kids in California because there was a waiting list).

Posted by: SGT. York at March 26, 2013 11:00 AM (JCitG)

437 Priests will not be arrested.

Churches will not be closed.

What will happen is this: Lawsuits up the ying yang. The Left will litigate the Churches into bankruptcy.

Also, churches that do not comply will lose their tax-exempt status for being violators of civil rights and federal law.

That's how the Left will use homo marriage to hurt the Church -- by making them comply or go broke.

Posted by: soothsayer at March 26, 2013 11:00 AM (9Q7Nu)

438 MWR I was thinking about something. What if you, EC, and me hash out the framework. Then get with OregonMuse to open up the 'world' to Moron writers. Short stories set in this 'world' written under pen names even. Edit and produce an ebook to sell on Amazon with all proceeds going to keep the Ewok in pudding and Valu-Rite.

Would that even fly?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 26, 2013 02:56 PM (no95k)

 

Ooooh, I LIKE this idea.   Sort of like a pulpier    version of the genesis of the    Cthulu mythos.   The world is the world, with certain things established -- like the existence of radioactive, polyamorous nymphs of negotiable gender -- but there can be stories based in that world that    are     otherwise completely unrelated to one another.  

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/u][/b] at March 26, 2013 11:00 AM (4df7R)

439 Posted by: Miss Marple at March 26, 2013 02:54 PM (GoIUi)

To believe it or not this is the arrangement Turkey has for marriage.  The state doesn't recognize religious marriages. Only secular marriage is legal.

Posted by: Long Island at March 26, 2013 11:00 AM (hl8SI)

440 Hell, they basically already did with obamacare

No non-legislative citizen voted for obamacare.  I voted Bush but not medicare expansion.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 26, 2013 11:00 AM (IY7Ir)

441 The good news is that if my hypothesis has anything to it, it might be possible to cheer up the intrauterine testosterone concentrations on male fetuses at risk, and thereby obviate the problem.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 26, 2013 02:53 PM (IDSI7)



Yeah, you need to do some reading on Alice Dreger and her response to FetalDex to understand why they're going to throw a fit over that as well. (foreshadowing)

Posted by: tsrblke (work) at March 26, 2013 11:01 AM (weUz9)

442 I'd really like to see one of the 50 states go "nuclear" and declare the State officially our of the business of marriage.  Churches can draw up their own legal contracts to go along with the sacrament of marriage, and those documents would hopefully be helpful in the event of divorce.

This business of using the courts to advance for social change is really onerous and will be a cause of more bigotry, not less.

Posted by: Serious Cat at March 26, 2013 11:01 AM (UypUQ)

443 442 It's what they've done in Canada. And criminalized doctrine, to boot.

Posted by: zsasz at March 26, 2013 11:01 AM (MMC8r)

444  In all fairness, lesbians are hot

Posted by: BSR at March 26, 2013 02:55 PM (CBCxo)

 

 

-----------------------------------------

 

 

I've  always thought two chicks sucking each others' cooters as disgusting as two gay men sucking each others' cocks.  Perversion is perversion.

Posted by: Food for Thought's butt-gerbil at March 26, 2013 11:02 AM (4jKhI)

445 Currently 25 States prohibit first cousin marriage, there are 7 that allow it only under certain circumstances. So 32 States restrict it.

Posted by: Vic at March 26, 2013 11:02 AM (53z96)

446

Posted by: The Regular Guy at March 26, 2013 02:56 PM (qHCyt)

 

I still think the best part of that.... is the idea that we will over ride the will, and Rights, of the many.... in the name of the NON EXISTANT....

 

Because there ARE no biological children of a GAY couple...

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 26, 2013 11:02 AM (lZBBB)

447 So, it's not the chicken that's turning little boys gay. 

Posted by: Homo-gene-ized Milk at March 26, 2013 11:02 AM (mjR67)

448 sooth i do believe priests will be arrested and churches closed desecrated even burned as well as sued

Posted by: phoenixgirl,commenter on a conservative award winning blog at March 26, 2013 11:02 AM (GVxQo)

449 437: thats what I'm wondering about. Since you pay a tax on getting married then wouldn't that make marriage a privledge instead of a right? Seems like that would be an easy way out for the court to take, though I don't know if the unintended consquences of such a ruling would be pleasent.

Posted by: Just a Tax at March 26, 2013 11:02 AM (UQuFF)

450 That's how the Left will use homo marriage to hurt the Church -- by making them comply or go broke.

Posted by: soothsayer at March 26, 2013 03:00 PM (9Q7Nu)

 

And don't even THINK of foregoing a traditional church to hold Bible studies or small services in your own home.  The gubmint finds out about that and BAMMO!  You're on the hook for all the taxes and fines associated with holding such gatherings.   Already happens with stunning frequency.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/u][/b] at March 26, 2013 11:03 AM (4df7R)

451 new one, so we can get off teh ghey shit again

Posted by: Vic at March 26, 2013 11:03 AM (53z96)

452 >>>Posted by: Miss Marple at March 26, 2013 02:54 PM (GoIUi)

My question is. Why should the state define what marriage is at all? Where do they get off telling you what the exact provisions of your agreement to each other entails? Why is the activity licensed and regulated instead of simply recorded?

Well the reason was "For The Children®" the State had a vested interest in managing marriages. Well marriage isn't even about procreative couples is it? So why should the state have any hand in marriages definition, and regulation at all then? There is no reason. Once you take that away, the State has no justifiable reason for such an intrusion into private life.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose DOOMCASTER! at March 26, 2013 11:03 AM (0q2P7)

453 If you live in Mexifornia we have the Hilly Mantra" What Difference does it matter?" I mean we The People overruled that Cocksucker in the SF court so now we have to have it Shovel Ready down our throats by another bunch of Ideological Elites... What happens then is that I am marrying my dog the faithful Labrador named Ruger. And I will take that right to the Supreme Leaders...

Posted by: clemenza at March 26, 2013 11:03 AM (HMQ8k)

454 I don't mind who sucks whom as long as there are toes involved. And buy my books.

Posted by: Dick Morris at March 26, 2013 11:03 AM (j3uk1)

455
407 I think there should be two ceremonies:

1. Civil union for legal purposes
2. Religious ceremony which confers faith group imprimatur

For example, right now Catholics who were married by a Justice of the Peace are considered married by the state. Their marriage is not considered as a valid one by the Church. Nor is a marriage in a Protestant Church.

So, everyone gets married at a courthouse or justice of the peace and forms are filled out. Church ceremonies, however, are the public display of the church's approval and blessing by God.

This would let gays get the contract and they could get married religiously in churches who accept that, the decision to perform the ceremony being left with various denominations.

HOWEVER, I totally will oppose any of this if my Church is forced to do ceremonies (which they won't, and then we will see priests arrested).

Posted by: Miss Marple at March 26, 2013 02:54 PM (GoIUi)


The only problem is the gays already have this, and its not enough. The gay activists want to destroy the concept of marriage, and they want to criminalize the Church. This fulfills a major liberal goal; destroy the institutions of society so that they can be replaced by the liberal versions of those institutions. Libs don't give a damn about gays, except how to make gay prison jokes.

Posted by: Iblis at March 26, 2013 11:03 AM (9221z)

456 Porn has a lot to do with it. Most young men are enamored of lesbians (in a porn setting) and don't feel this is wrong

Posted by: RiverC at March 26, 2013 02:53 PM (El+h4)


Yeah, there ought to be a ratio, you can watch 2 hours of pretty girls having sex with each other ONLY after watching 2 hours of gals that look like Kagan and Janet Reno having sex with each other....

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Wily Wench at March 26, 2013 11:03 AM (kXoT0)

457 ...
Also, churches that do not comply will lose their tax-exempt status for being violators of civil rights and federal law.
....

Posted by: soothsayer at March 26, 2013 03:00 PM (9Q7Nu)


Than go nuclear and get rid of the income tax. Replace with Fair Tax.

Posted by: Serious Cat at March 26, 2013 11:04 AM (UypUQ)

458

Many States allow first cousins to marry. It's the Bible that forbids it.


Posted by: Al at March 26, 2013 02:57 PM (V70Uh)

 

Wow, you're right. I hadn't known that. It turns out that the states that allow it are largely the libtard ones (CA, NY, NJ, MA, CT, CO, NM), and some Southern ones (VA, TN, AB, GA, SC, FL), according to Wikipedia ("cousin marriage law")

Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 26, 2013 11:04 AM (IDSI7)

459 MWR well a 'world' not that open.  Stories centered around the 'nymph' problem.  Victims trying to come to terms with their new condition.  People trying to get through the barriers to become nymphs.  Various governments trying to weaponize the nymphs.  Nymphs getting their own channel on German TV.  Etc.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 26, 2013 11:04 AM (no95k)

460 Achtung!  Neu zuruck!

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 26, 2013 11:06 AM (no95k)

461 Replace we are going to have to push the reset button and replace..

Posted by: clemenza at March 26, 2013 11:06 AM (HMQ8k)

462 I keep seeing all of these damn equals signs popping up everywhere today. So since this is all about "equality" can anyone please explain to me what rights or privileges I currently have that a gay person does not? I have the same right to marry a member of the opposite sex that they do, and we would both get some tax benefits and what not for doing so. Just because their behavior doesn't fall under that privileged category shouldn't mean a damn thing. They don't want equal rights, they want extra rights. I'm single, so my behavior is not currently being rewarded with the same privileges that married people get. Wait....I'm being discriminated against!

Posted by: Donkey at March 26, 2013 11:07 AM (n2bsm)

463

In all fairness, lesbians are hot
Posted by: BSR at March 26, 2013 02:55 PM (CBCxo)

 

You've obviously not seen many no-shit lesbians. Most of them look like Dick Butkus.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 26, 2013 11:07 AM (IDSI7)

464 > I doubt it, very much. I think it's more likely a matter of pre-natal development gone awry, rather like cleft palate. I recall seeing a study where identical twins only had a 20% chance of both being homosexual. Argues against a genetic cause for sure.

Posted by: Lemmenkainen, Freelance Warlord at March 26, 2013 11:07 AM (ZWvOb)

465 464 Many States allow first cousins to marry. It's the Bible that forbids it. Posted by: Al at March 26, 2013 02:57 PM (V70Uh) Wow, you're right. I hadn't known that. It turns out that the states that allow it are largely the libtard ones (CA, NY, NJ, MA, CT, CO, NM), and some Southern ones (VA, TN, AB, GA, SC, FL),according to Wikipedia ("cousin marriage law") Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 26, 2013 03:04 PM (IDSI7) __________________ What about gay brothers? Why or why not?

Posted by: Chief Justice Roberts--Now with more hip lingo! at March 26, 2013 11:07 AM (r2PLg)

466 Clearly the SCOTUS needs to be a magic 9-ball

Posted by: RiverC at March 26, 2013 11:07 AM (El+h4)

467 I don't mind who sucks whom as long as there are toes involved.

And buy my books.

Posted by: Dick Morris at March 26, 2013 03:03 PM (j3uk1)


Coming Soon: Dubs Goes to Court.

Posted by: Serious Cat at March 26, 2013 11:07 AM (UypUQ)

468 What happens then is that I am marrying my dog the faithful Labrador named Ruger.

That wouldn't be the biggest mockery-of-marriage wedding I've ever had the misfortune of attending.  Probably have the best buffet, though.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at March 26, 2013 11:07 AM (/kI1Q)

469 Ruger would need to be a Schnauzer.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 26, 2013 11:08 AM (no95k)

470 "447 I'd really like to see one of the 50 states go "nuclear" and declare the State officially our of the business of marriage. Churches can draw up their own legal contracts to go along with the sacrament of marriage, and those documents would hopefully be helpful in the event of divorce. This business of using the courts to advance for social change is really onerous and will be a cause of more bigotry, not less." This doofus apparently wants to involve churches more, not less, such as in custody disputes, inheritance, etc. This is what happens in the bumper sticker philosophy generation.

Posted by: biscuits mahoney at March 26, 2013 11:08 AM (avEon)

471

Romeo13:

 

That is a brilliant point.  I would exactly agree with it.  Such as the KKK has the right to exclude black members.  Pro-life groups have the ability to stop Sanger from joining.

 

The problem I see is that as far as businesses go.  I don't want to go back to the days of colored/white drinking fountains.

 

But that's really the issue isn't.  Do we police ourselves, or does the state compel us to do things.  Just like antitrust problems.

 

I prefer policing ourselves, but admittedly there are some close calls as to whether the civil rights act is even constitutional.

Posted by: Prescient11 at March 26, 2013 11:09 AM (tVTLU)

472 RE: First cousins

Isn't it cross cousins and not parallel cousins, though?

Cross cousins = children of brother and sister
Parallel cousins = children of siblings of same sex

So my brother's daughters would be parallel cousins to my son, and ergo, no marriage possible. (?)

Posted by: RiverC at March 26, 2013 11:09 AM (El+h4)

473 The US is one of the very few countries that forbid close relatives from getting married. The evidence is overwhelming that there is no hazard. http://is.gd/CUYxAN Posted by: Vic at March 26, 2013 02:52 PM (53z96) Oh yeah? Then you have never seen some of my close relatives!

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 26, 2013 11:09 AM (jE38p)

474 I'd really like to see one of the 50 states go "nuclear" and declare the State officially our of the business of marriage.


I would rather the 50 States go nuclear and disband the federal government and go back to independent colony/States.

Posted by: Vic at March 26, 2013 11:10 AM (53z96)

475

>>>I recall seeing a study where identical twins only had a 20% chance of both being homosexual. Argues against a genetic cause for sure.

Well it argues for dual causes. 20% is a hell of a lot higher than 4%. So one would conclude that genetics make up no more than 25% with environmental factors being the other 75%.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose DOOMCASTER! at March 26, 2013 11:11 AM (0q2P7)

476

Well it argues for dual causes. 20% is a hell of a lot higher than 4%. So one would conclude that genetics make up no more than 25% with environmental factors being the other 75%.

 

It's easy to believe that there's a genetic predisposition that only becomes apparent under certain developmental circumstances.

 

For example, suppose genetically the fetus has lower than normal sensitivity to testosterone. In a mother with normal intrauterine testosterone concentrations, that might not matter, but in one with low testosterone levels, the fetus fails to masculinize properly.

 

I suspect that some set of phenomena like that explains a lot of at least male homosexuality.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 26, 2013 11:16 AM (IDSI7)

477 Somebody splain me why the SC is ruling on this at all. As well as crap like obamacare. Read the 10th amendment- basically if it's not listed in the Constitution, It's a state issue. That should always be their ruling anyway. "Not in the Constitution, eh?....Okay states it's up to you." If celebrating cornholery turns all blue states into Paradise on Earth, everybody else will follow in a few years.

Posted by: naturalfake at March 26, 2013 11:17 AM (j2lYi)

478
What happens then is that I am marrying my dog the faithful Labrador named Ruger.




Happy couple drinks the wedding toast out of the toilet....

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at March 26, 2013 11:23 AM (kdS6q)

479

@423: "It's not gay marriage I object to, it's all the cocksucking that bothers me."

 

Why do all these homosexuals keep sucking my cock?

Posted by: Area Man Once Featured In The Onion at March 26, 2013 11:25 AM (FsqHK)

480 Nina Hartley and Ginger Lynn in....Lesbian Wedding Crashers!!

Posted by: Redact This Name at March 26, 2013 11:25 AM (Ec6wH)

481 What happened to Ted Olson, and when did he become unconstitutional?

Posted by: ChristyBlinky loves Florida Gulf Coast Eagles at March 26, 2013 11:25 AM (baL2B)

482 Being raised by a gay dad is no big deal. Ask John Lindh. I am sure McGreevy, if he had daughters, is puzzled why they are addictied to meth and turning tricks.

Posted by: ejo at March 26, 2013 11:26 AM (GXvSO)

483 ...Well it argues for dual causes. 20% is a hell of a lot higher than 4%. So one would conclude that genetics make up no more than 25% with environmental factors being the other 75% . Posted by: MikeTheMoose DOOMCASTER! at March 26, 2013 03:11 PM (0q2P7) It doesn't argue for genetics so much as it argues for intrauterine effects or perhaps missing or damaging a sensitive period, much like occluding kittens eyes for less than a few hours(if I remember correctly) during a certain time results in kittens which can't see. Still the greatest correlation in all studies which produce homosexual offspring is the combination of a dominant mother and a weenie father. Also, early molestation- but that may be a separate issue.

Posted by: naturalfake at March 26, 2013 11:29 AM (j2lYi)

484
there ought to be a ratio, you can watch 2 hours of pretty girls having sex with each other ONLY after watching 2 hours of gals that look like Kagan and Janet Reno having sex with each other....

Posted by: Sherry McEvil





Pity "On Our Backs" isn't still publishing.  Give the kids today a real "Scared Straight" lesson.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at March 26, 2013 11:29 AM (kdS6q)

485 On the standing front, a possible, but unlikely happy ending: "A ruling that Prop 8 proponents lack standing would mean that the Ninth Circuit also didn’t have jurisdiction. Further... a ruling that Prop 8 proponents lack standing may also compel the conclusion that the district-court proceedings lacked the adverseness needed under Article III—and that Judge Walker’s judgment should therefore be vacated in its entirety." From Ed Whelan, here: http://tinyurl.com/d5j88r7

Posted by: shoeless hunter at March 26, 2013 11:29 AM (dY+4R)

486 481

>>>I recall seeing a study where identical twins only had a 20% chance
of both being homosexual. Argues against a genetic cause for sure.

Well it argues for dual causes. 20% is a hell of a lot higher than 4%. So one would conclude that genetics make up no more than 25% with environmental factors being the other 75%.


The largest study of gay identical twins found that if one was gay, the other would be only 52% of the time Ñ the same result as one would find if you flipped a coin. Even more interesting was the discovery that non-twin adoptive brothers were more likely to be gay than non-twin biological brothers, which absolutely lends credence to the notion that it is environment that plays the dominant role in the development of sexuality.

From an evolutionary perspective, homosexuality is a self-correcting genetic error, or at best a severe identity/personality disorder. If one is an honest evolutionist, then the notion that a genetic component that ensures its self-destruction, since it obviously cannot be passed on, is to the benefit of the perpetuation of the species should cause such cognitive dissonance as to render them speechless. I will lend credence to those studies by scientists who anthropomorphize aberrant animal behavior that attempts to equate such acts with human behavior when those same creatures they study accept surrender signals from outside of their species. Which is to say we are NOT animals, but something greater. We as humans have the faculties to not only understand but also act against our base natures. That some choose not to should only serve to show how far certain behaviors deviate from the norm.

Posted by: goozer at March 26, 2013 11:30 AM (vsmH2)

487 Geez when you want strike-through....

Posted by: Iblis at March 26, 2013 11:31 AM (9221z)

488

If one is an honest evolutionist, then the notion that a genetic component that ensures its self-destruction, since it obviously cannot be passed
on, is to the benefit of the perpetuation of the species should cause such cognitive dissonance as to render them speechless.

 

What about hemophilia? Albinism? Juvenile onset diabetes? Down's syndrome?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 26, 2013 11:36 AM (IDSI7)

489 What about them?

Posted by: goozer at March 26, 2013 11:38 AM (vsmH2)

490 Genetically based, intrinsically lethal, yet persistent in the population.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 26, 2013 11:45 AM (IDSI7)

491 Just waiting on justice Roberts to destroy the traditional family. 

It will create a new victim class (more screwed up kids) and a whole slew of new entitlements.

Just another straw snapping on America's impending financial implosion.

Posted by: TexBob at March 26, 2013 11:46 AM (RKqQC)

492

Michael: You have some contacts in the newspapers. They might love a good story like this, right?

Tom Hagen: Yeah.. They just might at that..


 

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 26, 2013 03:20 PM (f9c2L)

 

Give this to a Jew congressman in another district.  Who else is on the list?

Posted by: jwest at March 26, 2013 11:47 AM (u2a4R)

493 >>>What about hemophilia? Albinism? Juvenile onset diabetes? Down's syndrome?


hemophilia 0.005 in 100.
albinism 0.005 in 100.
Type 1 Diabetes 0.05 in 100
Downs Syndrome 0.12 in 100.

Homosexuality 4-5 per 100.

Yeah not making a good argument for parity.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose DOOMCASTER! at March 26, 2013 11:47 AM (0q2P7)

494 @ 499 I think I'll call you TaxBob.

Posted by: Chief Justice John Roberts at March 26, 2013 11:48 AM (j2lYi)

495 The attorney for the petitioners (the anti-gay marriage side), opened his argument on the merits with this point:


The question before this Court is whether the Constitution puts a stop to that ongoing democratic debate and answers this question for all 50 States. And it does so only if the Respondents are correct that no rational, thoughtful person of goodwill could possibly disagree with them in good faith on this agonizingly difficult issue.



Exactly so. The arguments of the respondents (the pro-gay marriage side) essentially hinge on characterizing anyone who disagrees with them as irrational bigots, because that's the only way they get to the "heightened scrutiny" under Constitutional law that would provide a basis for overturning California's Prop 8 or the federal Defense of Marriage Act (DOMA). It may very well be that many states will decide that gay marriage should be legal and accepted under the law. It may very well be that many if not most people will come to conclude that gay marriage is socially acceptable. But it cannot be that any person who feels differently is irrational or bigoted as a matter of law. To hold that would be to hold that Bill Clinton (who signed DOMA) and every other Democratic politician until very very recently (who opposed gay marriage publicly, regardless of their private beliefs) were acting irrationally and were bigots.

More to the point, to hold that would be to hold that basic tenets of Catholicism (and, interestingly enough, Islam) are irrational bigotry.

I'll be really blunt: I don't think that John Roberts, Antonin Scalia, Clarence Thomas and Samuel Alito are going to permit the other five members of their Court to label their religion a form of irrational bigotry. If I were them, I'd put it in exactly those terms and publicly challenge their brethren to put themselves on the record as anti-Catholic.

I'd also publicly challenge Kennedy and Sotomayor to put themselves on the record as rejecting a fundamental teaching of their own church. I suspect that they are CINOs (Catholics In Name Only), but then they should stop identifying themselves as such.

None of this should suggest that this isn't a difficult issue, or that I'm not conflicted a bit on it myself. But that's why it should be worked out in the processes of democracy, not with courts telling half of us we're bigots.

Posted by: The Regular Guy at March 26, 2013 11:53 AM (qHCyt)

496 Men are not women and visa versa. Mothers can not be fathers, and visa versa. Ironic that the left, who love "diversity" are against it when it comes to raising children!

Posted by: The Political Hat at March 26, 2013 11:59 AM (XvHmy)

497 In all fairness, lesbians are hot Posted by: BSR at March 26, 2013 02:55 PM (CBCxo) You've obviously not seen many no-shit lesbians. Most of them look like Dick Butkus. True dat. The one in my office looks exactly like Dick Butkus. About 20 years ago I dated a hot chick who later went Lez (she's "married" now to a chick) and she let herself go the minute she went Lez. And as for all that "born that way" stuff, she sure liked the sex well enough when she was straight.

Posted by: JohnIscariotRoberts at March 26, 2013 12:08 PM (7ObY1)

498 sock on sock off...the socker!

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at March 26, 2013 12:09 PM (7ObY1)

499 I need to go corner the turkey baster market

Posted by: TejasJudio de la Frontera at March 26, 2013 12:11 PM (lTph4)

500 Last time I checked over 50% sexual abuse rate in gay foster "families" qualified as hurting the children.

Posted by: Comrade J at March 26, 2013 12:13 PM (Cq/0w)

501 Actually, according to a study released in March 2011 by the National Center for Health Statistics and the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, the figure is 1.4% for those who identify as homosexual, 3.7% if you include bisexuals. This was bolstered by UCLA's Williams Institute on Sexual Orientation Law and Public Policy, which offered a new estimate of homosexual identification: concluding that 1.7% of American's say they're gay, and a slightly larger group (1.8%) identified as bisexual.

What's even more interesting is that the numbers actually go down as they get older, with clear majorities within both groups rejecting their earlier identities.

Posted by: goozer at March 26, 2013 12:13 PM (vsmH2)

502 About 20 years ago I dated a hot chick who later went Lez (she's "married" now to a chick) and she let herself go the minute she went Lez.

And as for all that "born that way" stuff, she sure liked the sex well enough when she was straight.

Posted by: JohnIscariotRoberts at March 26, 2013 04:08 PM (7ObY1)

So you turned a girl gay. Hmm, not sure you want to be bragging about that.

Posted by: Iblis at March 26, 2013 12:13 PM (9221z)

503 So is Fistfucking now going to be a new Merit Badge?

Posted by: TejasJudio de la Frontera at March 26, 2013 12:17 PM (ummNV)

504

hemophilia 0.005 in 100.
albinism 0.005 in 100.
Type 1 Diabetes 0.05 in 100
Downs Syndrome 0.12 in 100.

Homosexuality 4-5 per 100.

 

 

Yeah not making a good argument for parity.

 

You missed the point, which was that pathologies that you'd think would be self-extinguishing in the population actually continue to exist.

 

Second, notice that incidences run over almost two orders of magnitude. Conclusion: incidence is no indicator of genetic origin.

 

Third, there is no way 4-5% of the population is homosexual. Try maybe 1%.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 26, 2013 12:33 PM (IDSI7)

505 Wait, I just woke up from a coma I was in since 1956. Your saying what, Queers want to marry eachother?

Posted by: tony redenzo at March 26, 2013 12:34 PM (1MsBy)

Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 26, 2013 12:38 PM (IDSI7)

507 Go back to sleep, Tony. Trust me on this. You're better off.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 26, 2013 12:39 PM (IDSI7)

508 goozer:
>> If one is an honest evolutionist, then the notion that a genetic component that ensures its self-destruction, since it obviously cannot be passed on, is to the benefit of the perpetuation of the species should cause such cognitive dissonance as to render them speechless.

Eh, maybe, maybe not.  By this logic, drone bees should not exist, yet they do.  There may be a subtle evolutionary advantage to the human species.

Posted by: sandy burger at March 26, 2013 12:42 PM (+yb/5)

509 If gays get to redefine the thousands of years old meaning of the word marriage because its fair, then I should get to be free of SCOAMTTcare like the politicians, Amish and Muslims because that's fair. More than.

Posted by: Justamom of the LiB camp at March 26, 2013 12:51 PM (Sptt8)

510 >>>You missed the point, which was that pathologies that you'd think would be self-extinguishing in the population actually continue to exist.

Second, notice that incidences run over almost two orders of magnitude. Conclusion: incidence is no indicator of genetic origin.

Third, there is no way 4-5% of the population is homosexual. Try maybe 1%.

1. Genetic self extinguishing pathologies have a reoccurance mutation tied to them. Otherwise it would extinguish. Even a 1% mutation rate is how should I say it...
Jimmy McMillan style "TOO DAMN HIGH!"

2. My percentages are accurate. 3% are low estimates, 5% are high. So your argument is again doesn't hold water. Oh and albinism, hemophilia, downs, and type 1 diabetes are not necessarily self extinguishing. My sister has type 1 diabetes and two kids. Since homosexuals almost always go on to have no children of their own
You are making an argument for a genetic mutation to be orders of magnitude more common in spontaneous occurrence than any other genetic mutation known.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose DOOMCASTER! at March 26, 2013 12:54 PM (0q2P7)

511 "Kennedy tipped his hand quite a bit by saying the gay marriage ban 'hurts children'."

And the reaction from the Left when one of their favorite arguments for increased government tyranny is used against them?...

Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at March 26, 2013 01:01 PM (vd7A8)

512 Not sure how gay "marriage" hurts kids, but it has been explicitly shown to hurt anyone who chooses not to service a gay wedding on moral grounds. Does that not figure into the equation somewhere?

Posted by: red speck at March 26, 2013 01:02 PM (9/Ug/)

513 >>>Eh, maybe, maybe not. By this logic, drone bees should not exist, yet they do. There may be a subtle evolutionary advantage to the human species.

Not that would survive a removal of nearly all recessive recombinations. Even sickle cell trait which is theoretically very beneficial at the trait level in resistance to malaria has a much lower instance of manifestation as sickle cell anemia. Even though with sickle cell anemia 90% survive to reproductive age.

Still lower than occurrence of homosexuality.

The idea that homosexuality is defined strictly by genetics, simply doesn't hold water with genetic science. Environmental factors have to have a significant impact in order to maintain an occurrence rate as high as observed in the population; Such that a significant number of individuals fully genetically inclined to homosexuality manifest sexuality as heterosexuals for whatever unknown environmental reasons.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose DOOMCASTER! at March 26, 2013 01:08 PM (0q2P7)

514

Oh and albinism, hemophilia, downs, and type 1 diabetes are not necessarily self extinguishing.

 

Precisely my point.

 

My sister has type 1 diabetes and two kids. Since homosexuals almost always go on to have no children of their own

 

Type 1 diabetes is not lethal now, but it used to be in the pre-insulin era. And homosexuals have kids all the time. I'm not just talking about turkey basters as Dads, but guys like Jim McGreevey, former governor of New Jersey, father of two. Guys batting for both teams were, with IV drug abusers, a major route of transmission of AIDS to women in the West.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 26, 2013 01:16 PM (IDSI7)

515 But it might be something subtle, such as kids with a homosexual uncle having a higher survival rate (due to mom getting extra help) or something like that.

I'm not saying I believe this.  I have no idea.  I'm just saying it's possible that a certain rate of occurrence might be selected for.

Posted by: sandy burger at March 26, 2013 01:20 PM (+yb/5)

516

Still lower than occurrence of homosexuality. ]/i]

 

Which incidence is highly debatable. Homosexuals claim 10%, for obvious reasons, although that is clearly way way too high.



The idea that homosexuality is defined strictly by genetics, simply doesn't hold water with genetic science. Environmental factors have to have a significant impact in order to maintain an occurrence rate as high as observed in the population;

 

I said above genetic predisposition in conjunction with environmental factors (in utero) seems the most likely explanation. No one is saying homosexuality is Mendelian.

 

Such that a significant number of individuals fully genetically inclined to homosexuality manifest sexuality as heterosexuals for whatever unknown environmental reasons.

 

This makes homosexuality the norm, which it obviously is not. I'd put it the other way around, that a significant number of individuals fully largely genetically inclined to heterosexuality manifest sexuality as homosexuals for whatever unknown environmental reasons, but possibly because of intrauterine development gone awry. Again, much like cleft palate.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 26, 2013 01:23 PM (IDSI7)

517  

Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 26, 2013 01:24 PM (IDSI7)

518

Genetic self extinguishing pathologies have a reoccurance mutation tied to them. Otherwise it would extinguish.

 

By prepending "self-extinguishing" you're begging the question. No one has asserted that the pathology is self-extinguishing, and it was pointed out that other lethal pathologies have existed in the population for a long time. There is no need to posit a back mutation for the continued incidence of those pathologies.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 26, 2013 01:30 PM (IDSI7)

519 >>>No one hasasserted that the pathology is self-extinguishing, and it was pointed out that other lethal pathologies have existed in the population for a long time. There is no need to posit a back mutation for the continued incidence of those pathologies.

Actually there is. Reoccurrence is necessary for many of those pathologies to continue. Otherwise they would eventually die out. Unless carrying the trait offered such a substantial advantage to offset the disadvantage of the full blown condition. Reoccurance of random mutation is key to the study of genetic disease, and in many diseases drives the prevalence in society.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose DOOMCASTER! at March 26, 2013 01:40 PM (0q2P7)

520 >>>This makes homosexuality the norm, which it obviously is not.

Well we'll never know. Because it will likely be found that no "genetic" predisposition exists OR that it is far more common than manifested, either one is extremely inconvenient (though for different reasons) for our liberal elite bettors so such research would never see the light of day.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose DOOMCASTER! at March 26, 2013 01:53 PM (0q2P7)

521 A couple of things. Marriage has been redefined hundreds of times over that last two thousand years alone. Unless you are advocating we go back to marriage being a financial transaction between two families who pick the mates of their children, the whole "Bible's definition" or "Traditional definition" of marriage is a crock. What you are advocating is "Your definition of marriage". That is fine, but don't call it something its not. Secondly, I am as about as rampantly heterosexual as they come, extremely patriotic, have served and will continue to serve my country. That patriotism and love of country was instilled in me by gay mother. Those of you who argue that gay parents don't raise their kids right, you have no idea what you talking about.

Posted by: J the Saint at March 26, 2013 02:50 PM (+Awp3)

522 Gay parents are like straight parents. Some are great and fine parents, but being gay doesn't make them better or worse parents than heterosexuals.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 26, 2013 03:03 PM (S7KLd)

523 And no marriage has not been redefined hundreds of times. It has been between a man and a woman or a polygamous marriage with one man and two or more women consistently Whether marriages were arranged or not has nothing to do with whether they were between men and men or women and women. They weren't in any general meaning of the word. If you want to argue for gay marriage fine-but don't claim that marriage had always been continually redefined to include same gender marriages.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 26, 2013 03:09 PM (S7KLd)

524 And some gay parents like some straight parents are really, really bad parents.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 26, 2013 03:14 PM (S7KLd)

525 Fenelon, there has also been polyandrious marriages (one woman, multiple husbands[usually brothers]). Also, what I meant, and I apologize for not being clear. The religious notion of marriage that we hold in the US is a not so clear cut. Multiple times throughout Western Civilization there has been times when marriage was seen as a purely civil affair with no clergy involved. Also, the the definition of marriage as this great romantic union is also a relative modern notion. In the past, it was quite common for marriages to be purely financial transactions.

Posted by: J the Saint at March 26, 2013 03:17 PM (+Awp3)

526 I'm for civil unions and marriages being handled by churches but of course we won't get that so "marriage" will continually be expanded to mean anything people want-the next will be polygamous marriages which aside from Mormons has never been true in America. You are correct, of course. Romantic marriage is a relatively new thing. Now marriage only seems to be about being allowed to marry whoever people love.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 26, 2013 03:27 PM (S7KLd)

527 So why are you against gay marriage if I may ask? What is the actual outcome that you are hoping to avoid?

Posted by: J the Saint at March 26, 2013 04:16 PM (2Ag2h)

528 I just told you the outcome I'm trying to avoid.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 26, 2013 04:19 PM (S7KLd)

529 King Solomon was the wisest man who has ever lived. 1st Kings 4:29 - 34. And, he had 700 wives and 300 concubines. 1st Kings 11:3. Just saying.

Posted by: Jack S. Phoggbound, Esq. at March 26, 2013 04:45 PM (p4U6S)

530 So, FenelonSpoke you want to avoid polygamous marriage? If not, then against gay marriage because you don't like it on purely moral grounds?

Posted by: J the Saint at March 26, 2013 04:54 PM (2Ag2h)

531 254 The Socons botched this one. Instead of focusing on the anti-religion agenda behind Gay Marriage, the Socons ranted and raved about Leviticus. This created the backlash that has made this country pro Gay Marraige. Posted by: Food for Thought at March 26, 2013 02:25 PM (TVbdM) --- I've never heard any Socons talk about leviticus, since homosexuality is condemned more in the NT than the old. Sounds like another person talking about what he doesn't know.

Posted by: biscuits mahoney at March 26, 2013 05:10 PM (avEon)

532

Appreciate the various informed comments on process above, but ......

 

For the most part, how can any intelligent, literate person take the SCOTUS (or the structure atop which it rests), seriously?  Oh sure, they can impose absurd decisions as law, legislate wildly from the bench, shred the constitution, and beclown themselves (and all this most of them do, regularly).  Even the "smart" "conservatives" justices, at their best, generally make absolutely obvious, even trite observations and arguments (sound, dispositive, but ..... obvious common sense).

 

But the institution is such a farce on major issues.  It's not alone, of course.  The rot is pervasive - close to universal in breadth, if not depth (the military still has some common sense and integrity at various levels, though at senior levels it seems the great national degradation is bearing fruit even there, finally). 

 

So an intelligent American (that is someone who substantively in terms of mindset and understanding bears any relation to what has made America distinctively good in its history - in other words, a minority of the general populace and a dwindling minority of the elites) is forced to live with the nonsense and lawlessness, sort of like you have to smile at the Soviet customs officer and border guard as they glower at you and decide what sort of BS they're going to put you through.  And that analogy is carefully chosen.  I had the pleasure and privilege of "making nice" to Soviet scum, er, officials and functionaries over the years, and the precise combo of utter contempt for illegitimate power and a practical, deceptive show of happy compliance is close to what I now feel for "the law" in the US.

 

Irony, along with common sense, is an extinct concept in today's dumbed-down, degraded America (and western world).  But oh the irony of the SCOTUS quibbling about "standing".  Ha!  Look at the subjects they rule on, listen to the jaw-droppingly illiterate and tendentious oral arguments, marvel at the absurd "rulings" and opinions - so much of it on topics they have absolutely no "standing" to be even discussing.  As I've said many times, if you want to avoid cleaning out the garage and have a masochistic streak, listen to much of the oral arguments from the Obamacare atrocity.  All parties (advocates on both sides, all justices) make fools of themselves, and display a shocking ignorance of modern economies, medicine, insurance (real insurance, a simple and gigantic foundation of modern economic prosperity). 

 

So, meh.  The issue is defining marriage (civil union laws obviously, immediately, and completely resolve/avoid ANY serious civil rights or constitutional issues, period), not "equal rights".  Courts don't define fundamental social concepts - they have no "standing" whatsoever.  No single institution does.  A vote of voters is about as close as you'll ever get to a sensible or legitimate way of defining basic social and cultural concepts and institutions.  So once again, we have an insanely lawless and rogue "judicial" system completely outside its legitimate ambit, dragged there by the usual cast of idiot narcissist soft-fascist authoritarian bigots, in a public square swamped with ridiculous propaganda and intimidation by one side, pondering whether to once again issue a dictatorial, arbitrary edict.

 

 

Posted by: non-purist at March 26, 2013 05:15 PM (afQnV)

533 False choice.

Gays cannot prove discrimination since 2 straights also cannot get married under no same gender marriage laws that mostly currently exist. If they were being discriminated against, 2 men or 2 women who are self professed straights would be able to marry, but not 2 female lesbians or 2 male homos. But, they have hat tricked as liberals always do by definition tweaking tricks the argument into not a prohibition on same GENDER marriage, but rather, the right to "marry who ever you want"etc.

That was never the question...

Posted by: me at March 26, 2013 05:20 PM (QM6HN)

534 Socons are not the reason we are in trouble.

They are the only sane ones in the room.

 Liberals are, along with several moderate and libertarian GOPers without testicles to fight on all important cultural issues which soon will decide all election results. You either fight to the death 24/7 or we lose the ideological battle which will result in millions of new Democrats.

No wonder we are called the Stupid Party...

Posted by: me at March 26, 2013 05:23 PM (QM6HN)

535 I'm just trying to find a reason not to allow gay marriage outside of the Biblical reasons. I'm personally agnostic, so the Bible holds no legitimate sway over what is correct or proper to me. Also, since we have time and time agreed as a nation that we are not a Christian nation, but a nation of many faiths, the Bible should have no sway over our laws. So, without a Christian moral basis, what is an argument against gay marriage?

Posted by: J the Saint at March 26, 2013 07:03 PM (2Ag2h)

536 "So, without a Christian moral basis, what is an argument against gay marriage?" Well, there's the first amendment... http://www.redstate.com/2013/03/26/gay-marriage-and-religious-freedom-are-not-compatible/

Posted by: biscuits mahoney at March 26, 2013 11:56 PM (avEon)

537 test

Posted by: Reno_Dave at March 29, 2013 05:30 AM (OL4L4)

538 <i>test</i>

Posted by: Reno_Dave at March 29, 2013 05:31 AM (OL4L4)

539 test this

Posted by: Reno_Dave at March 29, 2013 05:31 AM (OL4L4)

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