July 05, 2013

Egypt Aflame [OregonMuse]
— Open Blogger

I keep hearing from the liberal commentariat about how everyone outside the U.S. really loves Obama, and think he's just wonderful, and how much good-will he has to accomplish great things for the U.S. internationally.

But maybe not so much.

Funny how none of these photos show up in the NY Times. Maybe a few giant puppet heads would help.


Below the fold, some geezers show you how it's done, old school:

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1 You can't beat the system. You just can't.

Posted by: Yoo Tube at July 05, 2013 03:50 PM (bKA83)

2 Daily reminder: Obama knows more about the taste of Reggie Love's cock than he does about global politics.

Posted by: JohnKerryIsADoucheBag at July 05, 2013 03:52 PM (6sqK6)

3 share our pain, world.  Share our pain

Posted by: Wally in Walla Walla at July 05, 2013 03:53 PM (omBWL)

4 Kerry is on his yacht, what does it matter?

Posted by: Mb at July 05, 2013 03:54 PM (entLs)

5 Jon Gabriel ‏@ExJon 30 Jun I bet Obama could fix the Egyptian unrest if he gave a speech about youth and dreams and aspiring and hoping to aspire to youthful dreams.

Posted by: Michael Moore'd in the Boobeh at July 05, 2013 03:55 PM (rCS6C)

6 O not loved by everyone? You think Tingles is crying? He's SO happy, he's got a shot at playing receiver now. Again

Posted by: Joethefatman™ (@joethefatman1) at July 05, 2013 03:55 PM (MnSla)

7 OK, maybe you can beat the system. But are you happy you did? Or is there, just maybe, such a thing as too many primadonnas on the stage at the same time?

Posted by: Yoo Tube at July 05, 2013 03:55 PM (bKA83)

8 I did a lot of reefer listenin' to those guys. Did it help?

Posted by: The littl shyning man at July 05, 2013 03:55 PM (PH+2B)

9 I just read that the peace loving Muslims burned down 23 houses of Coptic Christians. Why aren't Christians a protected religion? I'm sure that there are more videos making fun of Christians than there are of muslims but we never hear of anyone going to jail, or being beheaded for making a comic strip about Christians.

Posted by: CarolT at July 05, 2013 03:56 PM (z4WKX)

10 Their google translator break down on "fascist"?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 05, 2013 03:56 PM (lILpY)

11 Just sayin'

Posted by: I AM THE GOD OF HELL FIRE at July 05, 2013 03:59 PM (8lmkt)

12 Barry noshed on dogs.

Posted by: Lady in Black (SC'ette) at July 05, 2013 03:59 PM (9RPQ+)

13 Hey, did you know that HALF of the Republican precincts in America are vacant?

That's right -- we can walk in and take them, fill them with patriotic constitutionalists, and then we'd have control of 75% of the party apparatus! The pinkos did it with the Democratic Party; let's get a move on and Fight the Power.

Happy Fourth of July Weekend, folks.

Posted by: Beverly at July 05, 2013 03:59 PM (PdZJm)

14

I was flipping channels last night and I watched this weird looking girl with big white fake teeth on Jimmy Kimmel. She's raving on and on about nothing. Turns out it was Miley Cyrus.

She's a very stupid person yet she comes across as confident and interesting. Just like every other celebrity. And Obama. They sound good. They have a talent for making the mundane and unoriginal sound fresh.

Anyway, this girl is a dope. And I learned she's friends with Snoop Lion. Yes, Snoop Dog now goes by the name of Snoop Lion. It's no wonder why this country is falling fast. This is our culture.

Posted by: soothie at July 05, 2013 03:59 PM (BUcLz)

15 9 Why aren't Christians a protected religion?

Because they never bought from me! Jihad Johnny! I can sell you the best little beheading axe you ever did see! Make your religion protected too! Just $49.99! Easy payments available!

Sponsored by "Jihad Johnny's Beheadin' Axe"

Posted by: Jihad Johnny at July 05, 2013 04:01 PM (bKA83)

16 Ambassador Patterson is despised by all sectarians, Copts, women, the military, and libertarians. Despised.

Posted by: pat at July 05, 2013 04:02 PM (LLHgu)

17 About our palace guards ignoring the Barky overseas hate....was there ever a time in American history that our news media was more corrupt than they are now? 

Posted by: Lady in Black (SC'ette) at July 05, 2013 04:02 PM (9RPQ+)

18 Barky sucks, and he eats dog and sleeps by the Moochelle!!!

Posted by: Killerdog at July 05, 2013 04:02 PM (Oi60j)

19
Restoring our reputation around the world.

That was the popular catch phrase the Democrats used back in 2008.

Posted by: soothie at July 05, 2013 04:03 PM (DlaLh)

20 I can relate with the Egyptians. I think Barry coddles terrorists, too.

Posted by: ALH at July 05, 2013 04:04 PM (QXRuO)

21 Ambassador Patterson is despised by all sectarians, Copts, women, the military, and libertarians. Despised.

Posted by: pat at July 05, 2013 08:02 PM (LLHgu)


So, can I despise her, too?  I am inclining that way, but will go with the prevailing wisdom of the horde.  She certainly seems like an utter crapweasel.

Posted by: Peaches at July 05, 2013 04:04 PM (8lmkt)

22 The Egyptians are obviously facing a critical shortage of vagina costumes.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 05, 2013 04:05 PM (8ZskC)

23 20 I can relate with the Egyptians. I think Barry coddles terrorists, too.

Posted by: ALH at July 05, 2013 08:04 PM (QXRuO)


And he coddles,  er cuddles yep cuddles with Reggie and the Moochelle,  what a twisted love triangle they have.

Posted by: Killerdog at July 05, 2013 04:06 PM (Oi60j)

24 Burn it down. I'm celebrating with beers and pool. Hopefully I can focus enough to win enough to drink for free. Happy Friday y'all!

Posted by: iNC Ref at July 05, 2013 04:07 PM (NbLfu)

25

"Egypt Aflame"

 

 


Flame on!

Posted by: Muslim "Human Torch" Brotherhood at July 05, 2013 04:07 PM (qLYdI)

26 My favorite is the last of the banners where they differentiate between Obama's regime and the people of the U.S.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at July 05, 2013 04:08 PM (jjvz+)

27 If only Egypt only got their news from MSLSD and CNN alone...

Posted by: sven10077 at July 05, 2013 04:08 PM (iv5K+)

28 The Egyptians are obviously facing a critical shortage of vagina costumes.

It's really worn and beat up but I have one they can borrow.

Posted by: Sandra Flook at July 05, 2013 04:08 PM (uLzrM)

29

Great video selection, OregonMuse!

 

So much talent, on one stage, at one time...it's a wonder it didn't burst into flames.

 

Posted by: wheatie at July 05, 2013 04:08 PM (XWSNs)

30 "I have been told, under strickist (hic) and top-seekret authority, that this WH is too chicken-pants to make a decision regarding Egypt and the $1.5 billion loan, if they declare a coup (chicken coup, boyz! hahahaa I crack myself up). They will not look wrong, even when they were wrong about the Muslim Brotherhood of thugs during the Arab Spring and, ugh, unwashed with rampant b.o. (my heavens, have you ever entertained these third world peoples? Deodorant is apparently only used by infidels. I have had to throw out upholstered pieces going back to Louis XV due to these "princes"). Back to point! This WH is never wrong. They never make an error. They never concede a point. This is engraved on everyone's chip by valjar."
*guzzles Dom, measures bust with Waterford champagne glass--as, anything bigger is a waste of boobage or something unknown to the girls worshipped here---and tosses into fireplace. Pretty pile of sparkly crystal shards await the maid, known as Tureza's fireplace lassie, to clean in morning after breakfast tray is brought in with fresh rose and mimosa to start engines*

Posted by: Tureza Heinz Kerry, First Lady, Secretary of State Castle somewhere in PA at July 05, 2013 04:09 PM (baL2B)

31 That's a damn shame. Lotta good people are gonna get killed because of that shit stain we have for a President and that stupid drunken Hildabeast.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 05, 2013 04:09 PM (57bzg)

32 26 NDH, Hey they know how to read Obama's polling even if the Media doesn't...

Posted by: sven10077 at July 05, 2013 04:09 PM (iv5K+)

33 I wonder how yelling "hail satan" would go over in Egypt?

Posted by: Lauren at July 05, 2013 04:10 PM (ikxXh)

34 Why aren't Christians a protected religion? I'm sure that there are more videos making fun of Christians than there are of muslims but we never hear of anyone going to jail, or being beheaded for making a comic strip about Christians. No. Way.

Posted by: SNL at July 05, 2013 04:10 PM (NbLfu)

35 Posted by: soothie at July 05, 2013 07:59 PM (BUcLz) Don't forget, 30 years ago the youth of America were asked to say "I want my MTV" so that they could hear the people like Miley on a daily basis. I really miss the days when rock stars were ugly but talented. Now we have girls like Miley who are neither talented or attractive.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac looking at those damn kids on his lawn at July 05, 2013 04:10 PM (BXLPR)

36 31 cotchety old jarhead, Oddly even a bitter nut like me...I hope they figure out how to respect their differences as much as they love their own identity...

Posted by: sven10077 at July 05, 2013 04:11 PM (iv5K+)

37 >This is our culture.


Thass not MAH cultchah an hair-tidge! Is that YO cultchah an hair-tidge?

Posted by: Jones in CO at July 05, 2013 04:11 PM (8sCoq)

38 The Big Pharaoh ‏@TheBigPharaoh 1h

Egyptians are circulating the US House's Foreign Affairs Committee statement on Egypt like crazy

What they are passing around - http://tinyurl.com/knyj7ph

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 05, 2013 04:11 PM (PzMYS)

39 And he coddles, er cuddles yep cuddles with Reggie and the Moochelle, what a twisted love triangle they have.

What's love got to do with it?

Posted by: Mooch at July 05, 2013 04:11 PM (8lmkt)

40
Lurch sailed on his boat from Nantucket
Seeking dog dick in order to suck it
Some ketchup, he found
Masked the taste of each hound
So from Teresa's heinz end he would pluck it

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 05, 2013 04:12 PM (8ZskC)

41

I'm sure that there are more videos making fun of Christians than there are of muslims but we never hear of anyone going to jail, or being beheaded for making a comic strip about Christians.

-----------

 

That got spoofed in "American Carol", with a celebrity airhead (Rosie O'Donnell, iirc) introducing a video showing nuns hijacking a bus.

 

Posted by: junior at July 05, 2013 04:12 PM (UWFpX)

42 33 Lauren, The secular socialists would pop a cheer for you.... All 4 of them.... It'd be a damn shame if the Children of the Book ever decided to housebreak the heathens first...

Posted by: sven10077 at July 05, 2013 04:12 PM (iv5K+)

43 The Egyptian military likes Obama and doesn't like the Islamist s

Posted by: occam at July 05, 2013 04:13 PM (JYTYD)

44 Lurch sailed on his boat from Nantucket Seeking dog dick in order to suck it Some ketchup, he found Masked the taste of each hound So from Teresa's heinz end he would pluck it *** Is it bizarre that I'm now craving a chili dog?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at July 05, 2013 04:13 PM (jjvz+)

45 Oh. It's here.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at July 05, 2013 04:14 PM (4Mv1T)

46 33 I wonder how yelling "hail satan" would go over in Egypt? Posted by: Lauren at July 05, 2013 08:10 PM (ikxXh) Strangely it translates to Allie Atbar.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac looking at those damn kids on his lawn at July 05, 2013 04:14 PM (BXLPR)

47 That's really... sad, to see Egyptians protesting on behalf of representative in America

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at July 05, 2013 04:14 PM (kmlM7)

48 Don't worry. Obama's handlers won't let him see those photos.

Posted by: Mr Pee Pee at July 05, 2013 04:14 PM (2ArJQ)

49 I love a parade.

Posted by: Prez'nit Choomgang at July 05, 2013 04:14 PM (uLzrM)

50

27 If only Egypt only got their news from MSLSD and CNN alone...

 

One of the first things the Egyptian military did...was shut down the MuzzBros TV stations, and AlJizz.

 

The military knows about the power of the propaganda media.

 

I hope I live long enough to see something like that happen here.

 

 

 

Posted by: wheatie at July 05, 2013 04:14 PM (XWSNs)

51 Is it bizarre that I'm now craving a chili dog? Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse
-------------------------

Had one from a stand for lunch today. Chili, onions and slaw.

Should have gotten two.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at July 05, 2013 04:15 PM (4Mv1T)

52 If the Aegyptians know ubama is an ahole, why don't Americans? Oh, yeah. They have been dumbed down and kept that way by the 'media'. And by media, I mean popular culture. all of it.

Posted by: EROWMER at July 05, 2013 04:15 PM (OONaw)

53 A little mood music: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=apnyy0lH5mk

Posted by: The Political Hat at July 05, 2013 04:15 PM (XvHmy)

54 Summer fun. http://tinyurl.com/n4t5zan

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at July 05, 2013 04:15 PM (wR+pz)

55 Representative GOVERNMENT. I was distracted

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo @ tk at July 05, 2013 04:15 PM (kmlM7)

56 It seems two hours ago the Egyptian military seized a CNN crew and equipment.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 05, 2013 04:15 PM (PzMYS)

57 What they are passing around - http://tinyurl.com/knyj7ph

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 05, 2013 08:11 PM (PzMYS)


Wow.  It's like they got shit dribbling out of their filthy mouths.  I am so done with the whole muthafuckin' bunch of 'em.

Posted by: Mooch at July 05, 2013 04:16 PM (8lmkt)

58 Civil war (any war for that matter) is never pretty, or 'glorious' or any of that other BS. The Affirmative Akshun Presnit owns this lock, stock and barrel.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 05, 2013 04:16 PM (57bzg)

59 And he coddles, er cuddles yep cuddles with Reggie and the Moochelle, what a twisted love triangle they have.
--

I can only imagine the sleeping arrangements when TFG, Reggie, Valferret and Mooch have a slumber party.

Posted by: Mayday at July 05, 2013 04:16 PM (eHc+1)

60 a half smoke with mustard and kraut on one of those big potato-roll style buns

Posted by: Jones in CO at July 05, 2013 04:17 PM (8sCoq)

61 The future is going to be the stuff of dreams. I hope everyone chokes on it.

Posted by: Mr. Cranky, not enjoying his work at July 05, 2013 04:17 PM (OlCv6)

62

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 05, 2013 08:11 PM (PzMYS

 

 

 

 

Was that circular describing Egypt or the United States?!

Posted by: Cicero Kid at July 05, 2013 04:17 PM (qLYdI)

63 43 Occam, Right...I saw a LOT of we love OGABE TOO! from the protestors... Look champ we get it you can't see that Bambi and Val Jar love them some radical Islam Occtard... The "arab street" doesn't it seems

Posted by: sven10077 at July 05, 2013 04:17 PM (iv5K+)

64 FOUNDING FATHERS!

derp

derp....

Posted by: Mark 'High Pitch Spermy Voice' Levin at July 05, 2013 04:18 PM (rhu8R)

65 Cicero Kid, change a few words and it could apply to the US.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 05, 2013 04:18 PM (PzMYS)

66 Remember the scene in Day of the Condor, when Cliff Robertson and Sundance stood outside the New Yawk Times HQ and Robertson asked " will they print it?"

Hollyweird, it imitates life...

Posted by: Santino at July 05, 2013 04:18 PM (Qgj+Q)

67 60 a half smoke with mustard and kraut on one of those big potato-roll style buns Had a polish with kraut at Costco for lunch. Still burping that kraut.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at July 05, 2013 04:18 PM (wR+pz)

68 Oh, gack, my sock just made me throw up a little in my mouth . . . reaches for cleansing beer.

You want a theme song?  No, I am not gonna get tired of posting this. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOErZuzZpS8

Posted by: Peaches at July 05, 2013 04:19 PM (8lmkt)

69 58 crotchety old jarhead, You gotta figure a coalition has to bleed together a lot to bond... It too our nation 30-50 years to regel militarily...

Posted by: sven10077 at July 05, 2013 04:19 PM (iv5K+)

70 I went to a Beck concert once. I remember buying the ticket.

Posted by: Harrison Bergeron at July 05, 2013 04:21 PM (JQuNB)

71 Mohamed Fadel Fahmy ‏@Repent11 9m

MB members on top of Salah El Din mosque in Manial NOW firing at protesters, unconfirmed reports 5 killed. Military on way to scene. #Egypt

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 05, 2013 04:21 PM (PzMYS)

72 "I bet Obama could fix the Egyptian unrest if he gave a speech about youth and dreams and aspiring and hoping to aspire to youthful dreams." Posted by: Michael Moore'd in the Boobeh Well, if that speech didn't fix Egyptian unrest, it would definitely win that part of the Miss America pageant where the beauty queens have to answer a "serious question" to show that they're not dumber than dirt.

Posted by: nerdygirl at July 05, 2013 04:21 PM (DpI6K)

73 56 Anna Puma, I'd buy them drinks.... They understand who CNN works for

Posted by: sven10077 at July 05, 2013 04:21 PM (iv5K+)

74 Gosh. I Might Egyptian.

Posted by: thunderb at July 05, 2013 04:22 PM (Gn8Ia)

75 Hey Anna: Here's the English translation of the statement that is being spread around Egypt: "The decision by the American military to take state authority out of the hands of the ruling Liberal government marks another sharp turning point in AmericaÂ’s incomplete revolution. What the Liberals neglected to understand is that democracy means more than simply holding elections. Real democracy requires inclusiveness, compromise, respect for human and minority rights, and a commitment to the rule of law. Captain Zero and his inner circle did not embrace any of these principles and instead chose to consolidate power and rule by fiat. As a result the American people and their economy suffered greatly. "It is now up to the American military to demonstrate that the new transitional government can and will govern in a transparent manner and work to return the country to democratic rule. We are encouraged that a broad cross-section of Americans will gather to rewrite the constitution. All parties in America must show restraint, prevent violence, and prepare to be productive players in the future democratic America. We encourage the military to exercise extreme caution moving forward and support sound democratic institutions through which the people and future governments can flourish."

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 05, 2013 04:23 PM (57bzg)

76 So...how come Barky's media thralls haven't declared the Egyptian people "Racist!"?

Posted by: wheatie at July 05, 2013 04:23 PM (XWSNs)

77 Venezuela has officially offered Snowden asylum.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at July 05, 2013 04:23 PM (ZPrif)

78 What does "hayzaboon" mean?

Posted by: waldo at July 05, 2013 04:23 PM (iv7WQ)

79 Oh my God...one of the jobbers is dresed like Urkel..

Posted by: sven10077 at July 05, 2013 04:24 PM (iv5K+)

80 16 Ambassador Patterson is despised by all sectarians, Copts, women, the military, and libertarians. Despised.
Posted by: pat at July 05, 2013 08:02 PM

She's so incompetent I was speculating that she'll probably be promoted

Give me the silver dollar folks, TFG has nominated her as the Asst Sec of State for Near Eastern Affairs

I'll bet at her confirmation hearings that Juan McCain will praise her to high heaven and snarl at every Republican who wonders if this woman can find her way home without asking directions

Posted by: kbdabear at July 05, 2013 04:24 PM (/9IC1)

81 About two months ago, I briefly got on Hannity; told him I wasn't that worried about Egypt, Islamic terror etc, etc.
The greatest threat to the US is democrats.  Period.  I told him that my 22 years of USAF service, and especially my last tour in Iraq had taught me that the more folks are exposed to the US Military, the more stable they will attempt to be.  Of course, it takes different amounts of time, depending on how divergent the culture is from ours.  Note I didn't say "state department" or "US government".  I specifically said the military.  And thats why I was counting on the Egyptian military to assist with this.  It seems they are doing the best they can with the population they've got.
Of course, we are the most advanced culture in the world, and look what we've done.
I'm not worried about the Muslims because say what you will, they behave themselves when the opponent has a big, fat stick, and isn't afraid to deliver an ass-whupping.  When the US is strong, the world is better behaved.
And democrats work tirelessly to weaken and sicken the US.
Hannity argued a bit, and I tried to explain how the Iraqis whom we had bombed, shot, and blown up referred to us for the year that I was there.
They called us "the friendly side".
I wrote a fabulous book about it. 
A Flowershop in Baghdad.
Go read it.  It might change your mind.

Posted by: MikeB@AFlowershopinBaghdad.com at July 05, 2013 04:25 PM (8Ik17)

82 Hope and Change!  

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at July 05, 2013 04:25 PM (ioT3q)

83 76 wheatie, They+e probably just now wrapping their head around the Egyptians thinking they have 3 to 5 races since "they all look the same to us..." Uou can't spell clownnish without the CNN...

Posted by: sven10077 at July 05, 2013 04:25 PM (iv5K+)

84 Someone told me recently that Michelle looks like a Wookie. I don't believe it for a moment. Do you?

Posted by: Mr Pee Pee at July 05, 2013 04:25 PM (2ArJQ)

85 77 Venezuela has officially offered Snowden asylum. Posted by: Flatbush Joe at July 05, 2013 08:23 PM (ZPrif) But he has to bring his own toilet paper with him...

Posted by: waldo at July 05, 2013 04:26 PM (iv7WQ)

86 Posted by: Mr Pee Pee at July 05, 2013 08:25 PM (2ArJQ)

Did you kill the 30, PP?

Posted by: Peaches at July 05, 2013 04:26 PM (8lmkt)

87 Michael Ramirez on Egypt: http://www.investors.com/editorial-cartoons/michael-ramirez/662684

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 05, 2013 04:26 PM (lILpY)

88

Susanna Hoffs. Walks like an Egyptian. In a scene from "the allnighter".

http://tinyurl.com/46dbej5

Posted by: Cicero Kid at July 05, 2013 04:27 PM (qLYdI)

89

81...Posted by: MikeB@AFlowershopinBaghdad.com at July 05, 2013 08:25 PM (8Ik17)

 

Well done!

And thank you so much for your service, sir.

Posted by: wheatie at July 05, 2013 04:27 PM (XWSNs)

90 I saw those pictures saying TFG supports the fascist dictator Sunday or Monday. Why are they still holding posters about Vietnam?

Posted by: CarolT at July 05, 2013 04:27 PM (z4WKX)

91 Dear Diary,
My time spent as First Lady Secretary of State remains quite dull. I played bridge today with Dr. Jill. What a flake. She tried to build a bridge with her cards.
!!!
Anyway! I am on The Isobel with John. The wine cellar is well stocked. Yes! Some servants are worth their salary!

He is quite, quite tres peeved about the photo-op of Baroque in the situation room yesterday re: the crisis in Egypt. He, John F. Kerry, Secretary of State, was not even told of this meeting! Instead, you can see the prez's left-hand man is that usurper Susan Rice...and her gallumping walk. quelle horreur!!!

I think I will have one more bottle of Dom and call it a night. So thankful for Le Prarie anti-aging night cream. I do not care if it has ground bat guano in the ingredients, it works! So hilarious that movie stars trump le cheapo stuff. Oh, crap, Oprahpoo is taking le petite dump on John's desk in the lounge. *rings for galley slave*

Posted by: Tureza Heinz Kerry, First Lady, Secretary of State Castle somewhere in PA at July 05, 2013 04:28 PM (baL2B)

92 She's so incompetent I was speculating that she'll probably be promoted

There's a method behind my madness.

Posted by: Prez'nit Wreckingball at July 05, 2013 04:28 PM (uLzrM)

Posted by: Jones in CO at July 05, 2013 04:28 PM (8sCoq)

94 Okay, maybe this one's a little more pleasant for all y'all who are not already drunk and nasty

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1h1oRP7FfBw

Posted by: Peaches at July 05, 2013 04:29 PM (8lmkt)

95 Egypt should now PNG US Ambassador Ann Patterson.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 05, 2013 04:29 PM (PzMYS)

96 >Susanna Hoffs. Walks like an Egyptian. In a scene from "the allnighter".


man she's got a cute butt- I just wanna put some barbecue sauce on that thing and AWOOOOOOOOOooooo...

Posted by: Jones in CO at July 05, 2013 04:30 PM (8sCoq)

97
Just saw Wal Mart's new ad about "American jobs." Powerful stuff.

But I ain't buying it. All their stuff has Made In China on its label; they're as bad as Home Depot.

Posted by: soothie at July 05, 2013 04:30 PM (GcwH1)

98 I'm sorry, that was uncalled for.

Posted by: Jones in CO at July 05, 2013 04:31 PM (8sCoq)

99
wait, wait

Bananarama vs The Bangles?


Posted by: soothie at July 05, 2013 04:31 PM (KwX0v)

100 Under Satanic Administration Kinda says it all, doesn't it?

Posted by: rickl at July 05, 2013 04:32 PM (sdi6R)

101 Oh man, Jones. Spoken like a true Moron. LOL

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo @ tk at July 05, 2013 04:32 PM (kmlM7)

102 Susanna Hoffs. Walks like an Egyptian. In a scene from "the allnighter".
http://tinyurl.com/46dbej5 Posted by: Cicero Kid at July 05, 2013 08:27 PM

Susanna Hoffs made me fap like a Frenchman

Posted by: kbdabear at July 05, 2013 04:32 PM (/9IC1)

103 >wait, wait

Bananarama vs The Bangles?





TO THE DEATH

Posted by: Jones in CO at July 05, 2013 04:32 PM (8sCoq)

104 And the APU clad Jingo hero takes his bow... I absolutely love air rad sirens...

Posted by: sven10077 at July 05, 2013 04:32 PM (iv5K+)

105 Wonder if IowaHawk will steal this?

Adham Hafez ‏@adhamhafez 1h

We reassure the international media that the #Copts burnt by #MB in Luxor must have been democratically burnt.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 05, 2013 04:32 PM (PzMYS)

106 Egypt, your local precinct captains at work.

So we're all agreed it's not a coup.
It's Democracy, battle of the bands style.

This is just the get out the vote push by the rainbow coalition lead in to the Egyptian National Democrat elect a president convention.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at July 05, 2013 04:32 PM (Qt9rt)

107 I'm sorry, that was uncalled for.

Posted by: Jones in CO at July 05, 2013 08:31 PM (8sCoq)


Here, baby, come sit by me.  Can o' cheap swill?  No worries, I got lots.  Parlie?? 

Posted by: Peaches at July 05, 2013 04:32 PM (8lmkt)

108 What the hell happened?  Jimmy Page said, "Screw these geezer posers, I'll do what I want."

Posted by: Fritz at July 05, 2013 04:33 PM (G9Mmf)

109 Peaches, you have pulled me from the fire

Posted by: Jones in CO at July 05, 2013 04:34 PM (8sCoq)

110 100 Rickl, Uh no...even I don't believe in killing 'em in the womb.... //Satan ceo Hell Ent LLC

Posted by: sven10077 at July 05, 2013 04:34 PM (iv5K+)

111 Fireworks  again  tonight  on  Nantucket!  The  view  from  my  yacht  is  incredible!

Posted by: John Kerry at July 05, 2013 04:34 PM (c4IyR)

112 Peaches, you have pulled me from the fire

Posted by: Jones in CO at July 05, 2013 08:34 PM (8sCoq)


Always . . . it's kinda what I'm here for.

Posted by: Peaches at July 05, 2013 04:35 PM (8lmkt)

113

Is Ambassador Patterson...still there?

 

Egyptians have been telling her: "Get the Hell Out!" ...for days.

 

She not only supported Morsi...she even went so far as to discourage street protests against him. 

So the people are pissed.

Posted by: wheatie at July 05, 2013 04:35 PM (XWSNs)

114 I love the last pic at the link.


"TO US POLICY MAKERS:  Get your dirty hands out of Egypt!"


"TO ALL THE AMERICAN PEOPLE:  We've got nothing but love for you."


Sarcasm?  Truth?  Who knows!   I just love it anyway.   ^_^

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/u][/i][/b] at July 05, 2013 04:36 PM (CA2NO)

115 Can I get a big round of HQ applause for affirmative action? Yay!

Posted by: Ambassador Patterson at July 05, 2013 04:36 PM (uLzrM)

116 MWR it means the Egyptian people recognize who is the impacted BM in the US causing them problems.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 05, 2013 04:37 PM (PzMYS)

117 Read those signs in the Egyptian protest. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.....gaaaasssp.......hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Those fools in the State Department, and ValJar et al must be steaming mad! No wonder you don't hear about the 'coup' in the SCUM. Fools! The lot of them. We are so screwed.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 05, 2013 04:37 PM (57bzg)

118 Ahhhhhhh, Egypt. I hope they stop killing tourists someday. I'd really like to see some of that shit.

Posted by: [/i][/b][/s]akula_51 at July 05, 2013 04:37 PM (Vgn84)

119 okay, I can't believe how many ubertunes from 1966 are on youtube in their original, awesome versions.  despite my evil nature, I am all happy . . . listening to teh Hollies "Bus Stop" right now.  all this bammy shit just melts out of my head.  what a blessing!

Posted by: Peaches at July 05, 2013 04:37 PM (8lmkt)

120 To be honest with you, I wouldn't know an Egyptian from a Visigoth. 

Posted by: Ambassador Patterson at July 05, 2013 04:38 PM (uLzrM)

121 That umbrella we employed it, by August she was mine.

Posted by: Muad'dib at July 05, 2013 04:39 PM (OSARm)

122 t rex, bang a gong, omg, smileyface!

Posted by: Peaches at July 05, 2013 04:39 PM (8lmkt)

123

She not only supported Morsi...she even went so far as to discourage street protests against him.
So the people are pissed.

 

 

Why the heck did she think that the Egyptians would care about her opinion?

Posted by: Grey Fox at July 05, 2013 04:39 PM (CdQRQ)

124 Hello everyone! Just popping in to say hi and let you know even on vacay.. Ace is the place!!

Posted by: jewells45 in sunny Arizona at July 05, 2013 04:39 PM (uyo35)

125 Peaches, you have pulled me from the fire
Posted by: Jones in CO at July 05, 2013 08:34 PM (8sCoq)
Always . . . it's kinda what I'm here for.
Posted by: Peaches
--------------------------

Peaches- What was the name of that video you posted.

*runs*

Posted by: Tobacco Road at July 05, 2013 04:39 PM (4Mv1T)

126 Geezers can bring it!!!

Posted by: ET at July 05, 2013 04:39 PM (YpjaN)

127 Why the heck did she think that the Egyptians would care about her opinion? Posted by: Grey Fox Well duh, goofy man...the Won sent her.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 05, 2013 04:40 PM (57bzg)

128 Jewells!!!!!  You warm enough over there, girl?  xoxo

Posted by: Peaches at July 05, 2013 04:40 PM (8lmkt)

129 The path to my ambassadorship is littered with the bodies of old, irrelevant white males.

Posted by: Ambassador Patterson at July 05, 2013 04:40 PM (uLzrM)

130 Why the heck did she think that the Egyptians would care about her opinion?

Posted by: Grey Fox at July 05, 2013 08:39 PM (CdQRQ)



Because she's a white middle-aged female American    appointed by the Mocha Messiah.   That makes her the most important person in the   universe or something.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/u][/i][/b] at July 05, 2013 04:41 PM (CA2NO)

131 I absolutely love air rad sirens... Posted by: sven
-------------------------

sven -- Have you ever seen this one? Powered by Chrylser Hemi - V8


http://www.victorysiren.com/x/index.htm

Posted by: Mike Hammer at July 05, 2013 04:41 PM (aDwsi)

132 No wonder you don't hear about the 'coup' in the SCUM[\b]. Have I missed a new acronym today? Suckers of Cock and Media are easy, what's the U?

Posted by: t-bird at July 05, 2013 04:41 PM (FcR7P)

133 [\b] crap. Barrel.

Posted by: t-bird at July 05, 2013 04:41 PM (FcR7P)

134 She made a whole lot of friends, in her previous post in Pockistan,

Posted by: president clark at July 05, 2013 04:41 PM (Jsiw/)

135 TO THE DEATH

Posted by: Jones in CO at July 05, 2013 08:32 PM (8sCoq)



NO! To the pain!



Evening roonz and roonettez. Probably won't be here long, was up early this AM shooting and then helping a friend out and tomorrow I'm up early again for car stuff. Good news, I finally figured out the trick to aiming that Arisaka, so I'm going to take it Bambi-slaying this year.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at July 05, 2013 04:41 PM (yh0zB)

136 If you read US history, the colonials used to do some of that hand to hand democracy until we got fat and lazy.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at July 05, 2013 04:42 PM (Qt9rt)

137 >Ahhhhhhh, Egypt. I hope they stop killing tourists someday. I'd really like to see some of that shit.


Morsi appointed as governor of Luxor the mastermind of the terrorist attack that killed dozens of foreigners in Luxor 1997

62 dead

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Luxor_massacre

Posted by: Jones in CO at July 05, 2013 04:42 PM (8sCoq)

138 For something different.  A Porsche 356 with 980,000 miles and still driven daily.

http://www.petrolicious.com/meet-the-million-mile-porsche-356-daily-driver

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 05, 2013 04:42 PM (PzMYS)

139 Hello everyone! Just popping in to say hi and let you know even on vacay.. Ace is the place!!

Posted by: jewells45 in sunny Arizona at July 05, 2013 08:39 PM (uyo35)



With the helpful hardware folks!



...Oh, wait.  Different    Ace. 





Enjoy your vacay, jewell!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/u][/i][/b] at July 05, 2013 04:42 PM (CA2NO)

140 SCUM: So Called Unbiased Media Although yours has a certain lilt to it. Fuck a U.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 05, 2013 04:42 PM (57bzg)

141 Peaches.. yeah it's been pretty hot but today was actually pretty nice until about 3:00 pm. It was only 90 and 28% humidity and they are bitching here that the humidity is just awful. I just laugh and invite them to spend a day in Missouri during the summer. Really though.. having fun.. so good to see my BIL and SIL after 6 years!

Posted by: jewells45 in sunny Arizona at July 05, 2013 04:43 PM (uyo35)

142 Posted by: Jones in CO at July 05, 2013 08:42 PM (8sCoq)

I wish I had visited both Israel and Egypt when they were still there!

Posted by: Hrothgar at July 05, 2013 04:43 PM (Cnqmv)

143
Instapundit ran off the rails. He says grilling with gas is the same as grilling over charcoal.

There is no comparison.....charcoal > gas.

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at July 05, 2013 04:44 PM (0IhFx)

144 Thanks MWR.. I will!

Posted by: jewells45 in sunny Arizona at July 05, 2013 04:44 PM (uyo35)

145 so good to see my BIL and SIL after 6 years!

Posted by: jewells45 in sunny Arizona at July 05, 2013 08:43 PM (uyo35)


wow, jewells, that's great.  have an awesome time.  and, yeah, 28% humidity is definitely a dry heat.  fuckin' goofballs.


Posted by: Peaches at July 05, 2013 04:44 PM (8lmkt)

146 He says grilling with gas is the same as grilling over charcoal.

There is no comparison.....charcoal > gas.
------------------------

He must be peddling grills from Amazon. He does that occasionally, like every third line.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at July 05, 2013 04:45 PM (4Mv1T)

147 There is no comparison.....charcoal > gas. Posted by: Sticky Wicket Oh hell, there goes the thread...no hope for ginger boobehs now....

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 05, 2013 04:45 PM (57bzg)

148 OT, but Finally! SpaceX has released video of the latest Grasshopper test on June 14. It reached over 1000 feet altitude, using a new control system. http://tinyurl.com/kf7q2uc

Posted by: rickl at July 05, 2013 04:45 PM (sdi6R)

149 Fireworks  begin  in  fifteen  minutes!  I  love  a  Nantucket  July  Fourth!!

Posted by: John Kerry at July 05, 2013 04:45 PM (c4IyR)

150 T bird, you caught it in time, avoiding teh barrel

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo @ tk at July 05, 2013 04:46 PM (kmlM7)

151 There is no comparison.....charcoal > gas.
Posted by: Sticky Wicket
Oh hell, there goes the thread...no hope for ginger boobehs now....
-------------------------------------------

This could be another reenactment like yesterday!

GETTYSBURG!!

Posted by: Tobacco Road at July 05, 2013 04:46 PM (4Mv1T)

152 Okay, OT, but can someone explain "totes" to me.  I missed the meme.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 05, 2013 04:47 PM (vxmiX)

153 Oh, boy! It's time for sparklers on the poop deck!

Posted by: Jon Karry what seved in Vietnam at July 05, 2013 04:47 PM (uLzrM)

154 totes = totally

Posted by: Tobacco Road at July 05, 2013 04:47 PM (4Mv1T)

155 OH and my vote charcoal vs. gas? Charcoal. Even though I own a gas grill. For flavor, definitely charcoal. For convenience? Gas.

Posted by: jewells45 in sunny Arizona at July 05, 2013 04:48 PM (uyo35)

156 totally=totes

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at July 05, 2013 04:48 PM (ZPrif)

157 Thanks, TR

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 05, 2013 04:48 PM (vxmiX)

158 Just returned from DQ with my chili cheese dog. It is a good day.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at July 05, 2013 04:48 PM (jjvz+)

159 I served in Vietnam, you know.

Posted by: Jon Karry what served in Vietnam at July 05, 2013 04:48 PM (uLzrM)

160 So a crossbow gas grill vs a longbow charcoal grill?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 05, 2013 04:49 PM (PzMYS)

161 Okay, OT, but can someone explain "totes" to me. I missed the meme.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 05, 2013 08:47 PM (vxmiX)


toadally . . .

Posted by: Peaches at July 05, 2013 04:49 PM (8lmkt)

162
....crap. Barrel.

You'll find a complimentary mint under the sticky pillow. The toilet has not been sanitized for your protection....at least I think that's a toilet. It could be a flower vase, or vanity sink. Either way, it has not been sanitized, ever, and I suggest you not try and use it.

If you have any complaints, or suggestions, that gooey blob at the bottom of your not sanitized toilet/vase/sink may or may not be a phone, and you should probably not try and dial '0' for assistance.

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at July 05, 2013 04:49 PM (0IhFx)

163 159 I served in Vietnam, you know.

You SERVED lunch.

Posted by: Juan McLame at July 05, 2013 04:49 PM (vxmiX)

164 Oh Anna.. you little shit stirrer!!

Posted by: jewells45 in sunny Arizona at July 05, 2013 04:49 PM (uyo35)

165 totes=snarky teen girl talk

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at July 05, 2013 04:50 PM (ZPrif)

166 Horse face went through a bottle and a half of gin today. Now he keeps stumbling around the deck yelling about fireworks. Good God what I go through to stay on the inside of DC.

Posted by: Teresa Heinz-Kerry at July 05, 2013 04:50 PM (Aif/5)

167 I am pleased to announce that the Horde has helpfully directed me to an economical brand of scotch that is both agreeable, and... wait for it...

THE CHEAPEST HIGHLAND SWILL IN THE STORE.

Clan Macgregor, if you're interested.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at July 05, 2013 04:50 PM (4Mv1T)

168 @143 No, the story said gas was better. Hotter. http://tinyurl.com/pey3jhy

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at July 05, 2013 04:50 PM (wR+pz)

169 @ 97 Just saw Wal Mart's new ad about "American jobs." Powerful stuff. WalMart was a big-time backer of Obamacare. You know, being big enough to want to stick it to all of the smaller companies. Not such a good corporate citizen when it comes to supporting the law it helped to impose on the rest of us. http://tinyurl.com/ayxh4ef

Posted by: obladioblada at July 05, 2013 04:50 PM (w6/EI)

170 Thanks, all.  Totes missed the totes.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 05, 2013 04:50 PM (vxmiX)

171 Anna -- Was just looking at a neighbor's '64 356, Black/Black. Immaculate. Nothing like 900K on it.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at July 05, 2013 04:50 PM (aDwsi)

172 155 For flavor, definitely charcoal. For convenience? Gas. Yep. Shit, screw charcoal for everyday use...and I want to see folks sawing their own hickory and oak and sawz-alling fresh 55gal drum if we're going to be purists over the type of fire when you really want to get three 1/4lb burger patties done for lunch. Convenience all the way.

Posted by: [/i][/b][/s]akula_51 at July 05, 2013 04:51 PM (Vgn84)

173 131 Mike Hammer, Yup...I've hear one in person....shook my teeth

Posted by: sven10077 at July 05, 2013 04:51 PM (YRFRS)

174
Oh hell, there goes the thread...no hope for ginger boobehs now....

True fact....four out of five Gingers prefer charcoal.

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at July 05, 2013 04:51 PM (0IhFx)

175 Mike buy it!  Last yer 356.  SC version?  12V option?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 05, 2013 04:51 PM (PzMYS)

176 So I guess I'm not welcome in Egypt?  Beardless bastards.

Posted by: U.S. Grant at July 05, 2013 04:51 PM (vxmiX)

177 Just returned from DQ with my chili cheese dog.

It is a good day.
----------------------------

I feel so ashamed. I am an enabler.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at July 05, 2013 04:51 PM (4Mv1T)

178 Didn't see the end of the trial today due to sleeping. Did Zimmerman get off?

Posted by: UWP at July 05, 2013 04:52 PM (r98SZ)

179 TR; do you have ANY taste buds left? "Pours a glass of Glen Morangie and hands it over*

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 05, 2013 04:52 PM (57bzg)

180 I sort of wish sometimes that I could get my good conduct medal back. Sigh.

Posted by: Jon Karry what served in Vietnam at July 05, 2013 04:52 PM (uLzrM)

181 Okay, back from a phone call with sister

Tobacco Road to answer your question from the previous thread: yeah some colleges will accept a 3 on the AP test for college credit, but they tend not to be the high-falutin' colleges.

Posted by: chemjeff at July 05, 2013 04:52 PM (9GG/0)

182 Did someone say ginger boobehs?

http://bit.ly/10ENTcX

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 05, 2013 04:52 PM (vxmiX)

183 (to the tune of "The Christmas Song")

♫ Mideast roasting on an open fire,
Kerrys roasting on their yacht...
American influence going up in black smoke
and MSM lapdogs saying it's not...' ♫

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 05, 2013 04:53 PM (7B7jB)

184 Did Zimmerman get off?

No, but I did!

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at July 05, 2013 04:53 PM (9GG/0)

185 listening to teh Band and shedding real tears for Levon right now.  the best thing about my life was to be born when i was and have this stuff in my dna.  sure as hell isn't being here now.  (present company excepted)

Posted by: Peaches at July 05, 2013 04:53 PM (8lmkt)

186 I think the powers that be want that verdict to come out during the hottest part of summer, preferably during a series of rolling blackouts. So, I doubt we'll see deliberations for another month or so. Prosecution's got time to invent 2 or 3 more lines of attack and at least a half dozen new witnesses.

Posted by: [/i][/b][/s]akula_51 at July 05, 2013 04:53 PM (Vgn84)

187 Uh guys, really, I think everybody knows electric is the best way to go.

Posted by: George Foreman at July 05, 2013 04:54 PM (Aif/5)

188 130 Why the heck did she think that the Egyptians would care about her opinion?

Posted by: Grey Fox at July 05, 2013 08:39 PM (CdQRQ)

Because she's a white middle-aged female American appointed by the Mocha Messiah. That makes her the most important person in the universe or something.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at July 05, 2013 08:41 PM (CA2NO)


Darlings, we can change the world with our wimmen. Look at me! I am married to the Secretary of State. Of course, all we got was the stupid US Seal, not even a new house! But! I am important! I am the First Lady of the Secretary of State who did not even get invited like Hillary to the photo-op. John is fuming mad. For him that means his eyebrows start twitching uncontrollably in spite of the Botox. It is frightful to watch. I have sent him to the guest suite of The Isobel as it makes me queasy (my poodle, Oprahpoo has not helped with her laying out her issues on John's antique desk). It is tres odd to google John and "eyebrow" as many linkies appear. Where was I? Oh, yes, the US insistence on bringing females (well, if you can call the former Sec of State!) to teach those hairy men a lesson! It is working! Times are changing in islam. One schlep at a time!


http://tinyurl.com/mxdm4e5





Posted by: Tureza Heinz Kerry, First Lady, Secretary of State Castle somewhere in PA at July 05, 2013 04:54 PM (baL2B)

189

Why aren't the Occutards standing with the Egyptian protesters?

Oh right the 2012 US election is over.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 05, 2013 04:54 PM (BES7t)

190 Meanwhile, in Estonia, "Man,this making stuff and selling is really easy when we don't have someone's boot standing on our necks."

Posted by: Estonians having a barbecue, pointing and laughing at Paul Krugman at July 05, 2013 04:54 PM (mMKOV)

191
Yep. Shit, screw charcoal for everyday use...and I want to see folks sawing their own hickory and oak and sawz-alling fresh 55gal drum if we're going to be purists over the type of fire when you really want to get three 1/4lb burger patties done for lunch.

Convenience all the way.

I'd have to start burgers yesterday to have them ready by today.

Taste > convenience. Charcoal > gas.

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at July 05, 2013 04:54 PM (0IhFx)

192 Boulder Toilet Hobo -  my attention span is such that when I am living vicariously through you, I need more frequent boobeh updates.  Thanks.

Posted by: Muad'dib at July 05, 2013 04:55 PM (OSARm)

193 I feel so ashamed. I am an enabler. *** As you should be! Shame on you.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at July 05, 2013 04:55 PM (jjvz+)

194 A good Foreman grill will give you a char. Heat the fucker up for 10 minutes, then slap em on.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at July 05, 2013 04:55 PM (wR+pz)

195 From the Pyramid Texts, about 1200BC, "There is no one living who makes accusations against me, there is no duck which makes accusations against me..."

I guess Howard the Duck visited ancient Egypt.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 05, 2013 04:55 PM (PzMYS)

196 Very clearly charcoal is superior to gas.  To argue otherwise only reveals ignorance.  

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at July 05, 2013 04:55 PM (jucos)

197 Chickamauga!

Oh..., and charcoal

Posted by: Mike Hammer at July 05, 2013 04:56 PM (aDwsi)

198 Thanks for the real whisky COJ-      *sips a wee dram*

And CJ, thanks for the college advice for Road Boy. It is as I expected.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at July 05, 2013 04:56 PM (4Mv1T)

199 Levon was a great guy. Not just a great rock and roll drummer with a great voice, but a really good guy. I play "The Band" stuff every once in while, still. "Rock of Ages", still a great live album. God rest his soul.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes more nonsense ...... at July 05, 2013 04:57 PM (9bMee)

200 Jewells45, reporting for duty!! 

About killed Sean last night on the ONT with a comment.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 05, 2013 04:57 PM (PzMYS)

201 Uh guys, really, I think everybody knows electric is the best way to go.

I call bullshit, pops.

Posted by: George Foreman XVII at July 05, 2013 04:57 PM (uLzrM)

202 Hayzaboon?

I'm going with 'gutterscrunt'

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at July 05, 2013 04:58 PM (xvZYu)

203 Okay... off to cook dinner! Be safe ya'll!!

Posted by: jewells45 in sunny Arizona at July 05, 2013 04:58 PM (uyo35)

204 holy schnike

ginger charcoal exists

http://is.gd/5Strcf

Posted by: Jones in CO at July 05, 2013 04:58 PM (8sCoq)

205 Gas = Eat to Live Charcoal = Live to Eat

Posted by: Splunge at July 05, 2013 04:58 PM (bKA83)

206 From Breitbart, only 47% of adults have a full-time job. What is considered normal?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at July 05, 2013 04:59 PM (jjvz+)

207 I have an infrared TEC grill, made in Columbia SC. Fucker will cook the shit out of stuff. http://tinyurl.com/mlwau7m

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at July 05, 2013 04:59 PM (wR+pz)

208 Uh guys, really, I think everybody knows electric is the best way to go.

Worked out okay for me . . .

Posted by: Bobby Z at July 05, 2013 04:59 PM (8lmkt)

209 holy schnike
ginger charcoal exists
http://is.gd/5Strcf
Posted by: Jones in CO
----------------------

And it is smokin' hot.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at July 05, 2013 05:00 PM (4Mv1T)

210 From Breitbart, only 47% of adults have a full-time job.

Is it wrong that I envy the 53? 

I know, it is, I'm just old and tired and I will keep them all in my prayers.

Posted by: Bobby Z at July 05, 2013 05:00 PM (8lmkt)

211 Gas, charcoal?  Who cares when you're being rewarded via a sloppy hummer for the best bbq in town (at that hour).

Posted by: Fritz at July 05, 2013 05:00 PM (G9Mmf)

212 oops, fuck, I can't even keep tabs on mah socks now. 

Posted by: Peach at July 05, 2013 05:01 PM (8lmkt)

213 Um...

this webpage features a redhead in a bikini giving grilling tips

NSFW (hint: rabbit head logo)

http://is.gd/aJFW8M

Posted by: Jones in CO at July 05, 2013 05:01 PM (8sCoq)

214 Hannity is ding another (he said part 2) of his African-American special.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at July 05, 2013 05:01 PM (jjvz+)

215 Muad dib, Sorry to say but I finished up at the Kilt. That was it for cornfed Colorado cleavage tonight.

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at July 05, 2013 05:02 PM (kmlM7)

216 I have an infrared TEC grill, made in Columbia SC.
Fucker will cook the shit out of stuff.
http://tinyurl.com/mlwau7m
Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal

A friend of mine won a grill like that in a poker game in Greenville SC in the mid 80s. It was the best grill I ever cooked on.

Does yours have the ceramic elements that looks like 2 square waffles but with smaller dimples?

Posted by: Tobacco Road at July 05, 2013 05:02 PM (4Mv1T)

217 Hey TR you can drink my scotch any time. FWIW...the youngest Crank Gurl graduated a year early from HS. We've talked her into staying home and doing most of her freshman and sophomore course work at the local CC. Every bit of it transfers within the Texas University system, and most of transfers to the colleges she's looking at out of state. I would encourage you to try to keep the Road Boy local if possible. Besides, it wouldn't hurt him to have a good man around for counseling and guidance.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 05, 2013 05:02 PM (57bzg)

218 Anna -- Not for sale, nor the 4.2 E-type roadster parked alongside that..., or the pristine '57 Corvette. All in the same garage.....

I won't go on about the '46 Indian, or the '68 Bonneville (Triumph), or the Gold Star, or the BSA Lightning, or the Enfield.

Sensory overload.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at July 05, 2013 05:02 PM (aDwsi)

219 From Breitbart, only 47% of adults have a full-time job. Is it wrong that I envy the 53? I know, it is, I'm just old and tired and I will keep them all in my prayers. ** I'm not certain which bucket I fall into. I am out on disability put technically I'm still an employee of the company until 2014.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at July 05, 2013 05:02 PM (jjvz+)

220 I did not know gingers could grill like that.  I'll add this to my list of why gingers are my Kryptonite.

Posted by: Muad'dib at July 05, 2013 05:03 PM (OSARm)

221 oh, hey, anybody had a Maddie update from Crank?  Breaks my fuckin' heart that a little bitty 4-year-old has to go through something like that.

Posted by: Peach at July 05, 2013 05:04 PM (8lmkt)

222 Mike, sounds like you need to take lessons from that person.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 05, 2013 05:04 PM (PzMYS)

223 I have an infrared TEC grill, made in Columbia SC.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal

-----------------

Didn't someone mention a flashlight the other night that would do that?

Posted by: Mike Hammer at July 05, 2013 05:04 PM (aDwsi)

224 I am all happy . . . listening to teh Hollies "Bus Stop" right now. all this bammy shit just melts out of my head. what a blessing! Posted by: Peaches at July 05, 2013 08:37 PM (8lmkt) I'm doing the same thing, Peaches. I'm enjoying a little Elvis from 1970. After Paul Simon heard him cover "Bridge Over Troubled Water" on tour, he reportedly said, " "That's it, we might as well all give up now." http://youtu.be/mLbOBoa8vD8

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at July 05, 2013 05:05 PM (5J54Q)

225 @216 Yep. The only problem with the thing? It gets so hot that you have to take the meat off rare or raw. They keep cooking for a few minutes after you take them off. A little tricky until you get the hang of it.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at July 05, 2013 05:05 PM (wR+pz)

226 222 Mike, sounds like you need to take lessons from that person.
Posted by: Anna Puma
--------------------

Yes...., in How To Inherit Money and Then Marry More.

Nice guy though.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at July 05, 2013 05:06 PM (aDwsi)

227 Didn't someone mention a flashlight the other night that would do that?

Bah. Took me a week to cook a cocktail weenie.

Posted by: Low Information Voter at July 05, 2013 05:06 PM (uLzrM)

228 Mike, still got about an hour to buy Mega Million lottery tickets for tonight.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 05, 2013 05:07 PM (PzMYS)

229 214 NDH, NDH you ARE a great AMERICAN.....

Posted by: sven j olafson@sven1007777 at July 05, 2013 05:07 PM (XlkJ9)

230 206 From Breitbart, only 47% of adults have a full-time job. What is considered normal? Normal? Normal is men having a job out of duty to family and a need to be self-sustaining and a love of doing things. Normal is women having a job if they want to, or if the family needs it. Normal is an employer deciding whether and when to hire and fire, without the cursed Government breathing down its neck. Normal is not getting paid if you do not put n the work. Normal is banding together voluntarily, to help each other when our feet stumble. Normal is not mandates and borrowing money to hand out goodies to the feckless and punishing the productive. Not really about your post, I know, but that word "normal" set me off. We are a long way from "normal."

Posted by: Splunge at July 05, 2013 05:07 PM (bKA83)

231 COJ- Congrats on getting your girl out a year early. My oldest (the lunatic) spent a year a CC.

Our CC system has the same deal with the UNC system as your TX schools.

My youngest scares me he is such a straight arrow, while being a regular guy. He's like his mom, thank heavens. NC State is commutable from our house, so anything is possible.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at July 05, 2013 05:07 PM (4Mv1T)

232 So, you charcoal folks... What brand of hairdryer do you use to start the fire?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at July 05, 2013 05:07 PM (jjvz+)

233 That's nothing. It took six weeks for Ace and Breitbart to roast Anthony's weenie

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at July 05, 2013 05:07 PM (kmlM7)

234 Posted by: Captain Whitebread at July 05, 2013 09:05 PM (5J54Q)

Captain, it is nothing short of astonishing to me that I can visit my misspent but toadally fuckin' awesome youth anytime I want.  Probably the best thing I can say about the now times (present company, always, majorly excepted).

Posted by: Peach at July 05, 2013 05:08 PM (8lmkt)

235 This thread brought to you by Wide Track Pontiac for 1963

Posted by: kbdabear at July 05, 2013 05:09 PM (/9IC1)

236 Strawberry blonde, huge rack, naked,they're totally real , . tinyurl.com/strwblonde

Posted by: UWP at July 05, 2013 05:09 PM (r98SZ)

237 232 So, you charcoal folks... What brand of hairdryer do you use to start the fire? When I stop laughing, I'm sure I'll be offended.

Posted by: Splunge at July 05, 2013 05:09 PM (bKA83)

238 I miss Andrew.  I miss Levon.  I miss Gram.  I miss my grandmas.  I miss America the way I thought it always would be. 

Yeah, I'm gettin' all drunk and nasty now.  I don't even give a shit.

Posted by: Peach at July 05, 2013 05:10 PM (8lmkt)

239 206 NDH, The healthier the economy the higher the number.. Ush had it in the mid 50s IIRC, Clinton the same Reagan had ~61 at peak..... "Apple slices"....I mean the American people obviousy were not looking for economic prowess in their leadership.... Maybe the GOP should run Peter North in 2016?

Posted by: sven j olafson@sven1007777 at July 05, 2013 05:10 PM (XlkJ9)

240 So, you charcoal folks...

What brand of hairdryer do you use to start the fire?
-------------------------------------

I use a Stihl backpack leafblower.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at July 05, 2013 05:11 PM (4Mv1T)

241
What brand of hairdryer do you use to start the fire?

Pure petroleum charcoal lighter, very generously applied. To do otherwise would be to diminish my carbon foot print.

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at July 05, 2013 05:11 PM (0IhFx)

242 Wood > gas or charcoal

Posted by: kookie cooker at July 05, 2013 05:11 PM (w3tLj)

243 Captain, it is nothing short of astonishing to me that I can visit my misspent but toadally fuckin' awesome youth anytime I want. Probably the best thing I can say about the now times (present company, always, majorly excepted). Posted by: Peach at July 05, 2013 09:08 PM (8lmkt) It IS amazing. My record collection used to fill a walk-in closet. Now that, and much more, resides on a hard drive...then there's YouTube and all those performances I missed (and some I wasn't even around to see the first time). For all the crap going down in the world, that, at least, is a blessing.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at July 05, 2013 05:11 PM (5J54Q)

244 238 Peach, Hammer a spare back for me ma'am

Posted by: sven j olafson@sven1007777 at July 05, 2013 05:11 PM (XlkJ9)

245 I am grinning like an idiot because my daughter, SIL the artillery Sgt and granddaughter are coming back from Fort Carson Aug 1 and I have booked three days in Concan on the Frio River.  Texas Morons will know what I mean. 

Posted by: Mr. Dave at July 05, 2013 05:11 PM (Gswof)

246 The Muslim BroHood is a CONSERVATIVE group, bitches! 

They hate gays, women, contraception, evolution, secularism, and science just like the Christian Wahabbi's here do!

Get down, bitches!

Posted by: Mark 'High Pitch Spermy Voice' Levin at July 05, 2013 05:11 PM (rhu8R)

247 Let's play a thought game.

What does the former Egyptian Muslim Brotherhood administration share with our current Obama led political leadership?

Give up, too hard to contemplate?

Both wanted their constituents to truly believe, prior and during, they had the majority interest as primate.

When, if ever, are we to take to the streets to demonstrate our repugnance to the United States' status quo?

Most transparent, my ass. Bastards have zero respect for the Constitution to which they swore an oath.

Posted by: Pieter Nosworthy at July 05, 2013 05:12 PM (kkYto)

248 When I stop laughing, I'm sure I'll be offended. *** there was a commenter a couple of weeks ago that watched his neighbor shine a blow dryer on his charcoal for 30 minutes. I still can't believe it.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at July 05, 2013 05:12 PM (jjvz+)

249 Hammer a spare back for me ma'am

Posted by: sven j olafson@sven1007777 at July 05, 2013 09:11 PM (XlkJ9)


Master, I will comply!  {pop}

Posted by: Peach at July 05, 2013 05:12 PM (8lmkt)

250 ((Peach))

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at July 05, 2013 05:12 PM (kmlM7)

251 What brand of hairdryer do you use to start the fire? Posted by: Niedermeyer's
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Hairdryer? Real men use varsol and one match.
 Did anyone here ever see the videos where LOX was used to start a charcoal grills. I have an acquaintance who was in on that... George Goble
Ah, here it is : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sab2Ltm1WcM

Posted by: Mike Hammer at July 05, 2013 05:13 PM (aDwsi)

252 "Apple slices"....I mean the American people obviousy were not looking for economic prowess in their leadership.... *** They wanted a clean, articulate black man.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at July 05, 2013 05:13 PM (jjvz+)

253 So, you charcoal folks... What brand of hairdryer do you use to start the fire? Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse Rookie....newspaper and a charcoal chimney. 1/2 a bottle of lighter fluid when the scotch is flowing and the game is coming on.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 05, 2013 05:13 PM (57bzg)

254 there was a commenter a couple of weeks ago that watched his neighbor shine a blow dryer on his charcoal for 30 minutes. I still can't believe it. Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at July 05, 2013 09:12 PM (jjvz+) The derp is strong in that one.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at July 05, 2013 05:13 PM (5J54Q)

255 {{{{{bth}}}}} xoxo and mwah!!!

Posted by: Peach at July 05, 2013 05:14 PM (8lmkt)

256 230 splunge, To have that joy at motion to task and drive to duty you tend to require freedom to find your niche and make honest gain... Our system is set up to interfere w/that right now

Posted by: sven j olafson@sven1007777 at July 05, 2013 05:14 PM (XlkJ9)

257 They wanted a clean, articulate black man.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at July 05, 2013 09:13 PM (jjvz+)


I would simply refer them to Thomas Sowell.

Posted by: Peach at July 05, 2013 05:14 PM (8lmkt)

258 Peaches A friend of mine saw "The Band" in concert in Cleveland the night before Richard Manuel killed himself. What a sad end to a very good musician. Gram? Gram Parsons?

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes more nonsense ...... at July 05, 2013 05:15 PM (9bMee)

259 Hammer a spare back for me ma'am Posted by: sven
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I disavow any knowledge of this....

Posted by: Mike Hammer at July 05, 2013 05:15 PM (aDwsi)

260 I would simply refer them to Thomas Sowell. *** No shit!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at July 05, 2013 05:15 PM (jjvz+)

261 I loved my charcoal grill but when we moved to this place, the grill area was on the deck.  In my experience, charcoal grill on wooden deck is asking for trouble.  So we bought a gas grill and I love the convenience.  I still give a slight taste edge to charcoal but you can do really good work on a gas grill.

Posted by: Muad'dib at July 05, 2013 05:15 PM (OSARm)

262 They wanted a clean, articulate black man. They should be totally insulted by who we chose to be that man.

Posted by: t-bird at July 05, 2013 05:15 PM (FcR7P)

263 248 there was a commenter a couple of weeks ago that watched his neighbor shine a blow dryer on his charcoal for 30 minutes. I still can't believe it. You have got to be kidding. Maybe he saw someone do it with a heat gun. They do look like hair dryers, and they just might do the job well.

Posted by: Splunge at July 05, 2013 05:16 PM (bKA83)

264 Gram? Gram Parsons?

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes more nonsense ...... at July 05, 2013 09:15 PM (9bMee)


yeah . . . still makes me cry

Posted by: Peach at July 05, 2013 05:16 PM (8lmkt)

265 Water soaked hickory wood chips in a gas grill will give you all the flavor you need.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at July 05, 2013 05:17 PM (wR+pz)

266 Flaming Egypt, thanks to flaming POTUS, flaming former Secretary of State, flaming Director of Homeland Security, flaming Former WH Chief of Staff, etc., etc.

Posted by: Wm T Sherman at July 05, 2013 05:17 PM (LJ2uj)

267 I use an electric starter. Pile the charcoal over the starter and plug 'er in. Takes about 15 minutes to get the charcoal smokin'. Another five minutes or so and you're ready to cook.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes more nonsense ...... at July 05, 2013 05:18 PM (9bMee)

268 While we are...OK, I am...on the subject of cover songs...Brook Benton's "Rainy Night In Georgia" is one of my all-time favorites. This rendition, from a couple of unlikely duet partners, is a very, very close second. http://youtu.be/cAA_LUCb0QE

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at July 05, 2013 05:18 PM (5J54Q)

269 I just read that the peace loving Muslims burned down 23 houses of Coptic Christians. Posted by: CarolT at July 05, 2013 07:56 PM (z4WKX) My heart goes out to the Copts, but I see them as being in a futile position. I simply do not see them surviving the coming anger.

Posted by: Diogenes' Lamp at July 05, 2013 05:20 PM (bb5+k)

270 Shelby Lynne does a nice 'Rainy Night In Georgia'

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jygwgwAcavo

Posted by: Jones in CO at July 05, 2013 05:20 PM (8sCoq)

271 And finally we're t the main event.. Ban Jovi as midget intro music... Guy's like 5'1" of fury... I am always in awe of the human potential for suspension of disbelief.... Obama, nuclear midgets, unicorns, pawn star tv shows

Posted by: sven j olafson@sven1007777 at July 05, 2013 05:20 PM (XlkJ9)

272 >>265 I use an electric starter. Pile the charcoal over the starter and plug 'er in. Takes about 15 minutes to get the charcoal smokin'.<<



My Dad did it that way too.  For all his wonderful strengths, grilling was not one of them.   Nothing to do with the electric starter, of course.  He grilled everything to a lump of coal.

Posted by: Muad'dib at July 05, 2013 05:21 PM (OSARm)

273 Captain Whitebread...I offer you Bono and Mary J Blige singing "One Love". Man! I get chicken skin every time I hear her wail.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 05, 2013 05:22 PM (57bzg)

274 267 dioegenes lamp, I'd give those people amnesty... At any rate Christianity needs mercs...

Posted by: sven j olafson@sven1007777 at July 05, 2013 05:22 PM (XlkJ9)

275 I just read that the peace loving Muslims burned down 23 houses of Coptic Christians. Probably have to downgrade those guys to mostly peace-loving Muslims.

Posted by: t-bird at July 05, 2013 05:22 PM (FcR7P)

276 268 Shelby Lynne does a nice 'Rainy Night In Georgia' That's good. I'll have to grab that track. Mike at the NSA: By "grab" I mean legally purchase and download.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at July 05, 2013 05:23 PM (5J54Q)

277 Tried hanging a microwave on the shitty old house wall, and failed. So its time to have a 40oz and stare at 8 huge holes in the wall and come up with plan b. Love these old houses with random shit in the wall but nothing that will hold a screw.

Posted by: UWP at July 05, 2013 05:23 PM (r98SZ)

278 Peaches I completely agree with you about Gram Parsons.  I got to see him at the Armadillo World Headquarters in Austin back in the day.  I first heard "Love Hurts" by the Everly Brothers and Nazareth did the version everybody knows but Gram and Emily Lou's version is still my favorite.

Posted by: Mr. Dave at July 05, 2013 05:23 PM (Gswof)

279 Clean articulate black man?

Fuck. The question begs whether folks voted for MLK or Malcom X?

The man was born to socialist parents, mentored as a child by a communist, and later sought the company of domestic terrorists.

Clean and articulate are the least of wonderment. We elected someone that is devout in his despise of our remarkable history and way of life.

Thanks very much, America.

Posted by: Pieter Nosworthy at July 05, 2013 05:23 PM (kkYto)

280 She's a very stupid person yet she comes across as confident and interesting. Just like every other celebrity. And Obama. They sound good. They have a talent for making the mundane and unoriginal sound fresh. Anyway, this girl is a dope. And I learned she's friends with Snoop Lion. Yes, Snoop Dog now goes by the name of Snoop Lion. It's no wonder why this country is falling fast. This is our culture. Posted by: soothie at July 05, 2013 07:59 PM (BUcLz) Right brained people have a talent for speaking to people's emotions, not their intellect. This is why Liberals simply do not care about facts. They don't need them for emotional arguments. The characteristic that makes someone a good actor (Ability to Emote) is the same characteristic which makes them persuasive on an emotional level. The fact that they are generally fools, doesn't register with people who are moved mostly by emotion. Emotion always wins over reason. It's the sort of creatures we are.

Posted by: Diogenes' Lamp at July 05, 2013 05:23 PM (bb5+k)

281 Posted by: Diogenes' Lamp at July 05, 2013 09:20 PM (bb5+k)

The Copts are the canary in the religious coalmine!

Posted by: Hrothgar at July 05, 2013 05:24 PM (Cnqmv)

282

You have got to be kidding. Maybe he saw someone do it with a heat gun. They do look like hair dryers, and they just might do the job well.

 

 

I observe that hairdryers are sometimes used as an air source for blacksmithing, in the absence of something better, and that people seem to have reasonable success with them. I am nor sure why using one to get the coals burning nicely is so astonishing - I use lighter fluid to get my charcoal forge working, so why not a blower to get a grill started?

Posted by: Grey Fox at July 05, 2013 05:24 PM (CdQRQ)

283 Thanks very much, America. *** Amen

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at July 05, 2013 05:24 PM (jjvz+)

284 273 T-bird, Prettiest sounds in the world for a 1000 Alex... //Ogabe...

Posted by: sven j olafson@sven1007777 at July 05, 2013 05:24 PM (XlkJ9)

285 Captain Whitebread...I offer you Bono and Mary J Blige singing "One Love". Flipping. AMAZING.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at July 05, 2013 05:25 PM (5J54Q)

286 Water soaked hickory wood chips in a gas grill will give you all the flavor you need.

Hickory is too bitter for a long smoke. It's great if you're in a hurry...but if you're going to have meat on the grill for hours....go with something mild, like cherry, apple, pecan, or walnut. If you want to give it a kick near the end, add some mesquite or hickory a few minutes before you empty the grill.

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at July 05, 2013 05:25 PM (0IhFx)

287 I first heard "Love Hurts" by the Everly Brothers and Nazareth did the version everybody knows but Gram and Emily Lou's version is still my favorite.

Gram and Emmy Lou's version rips my heart out every time.  It's a Boudleaux Bryant tune, you know.  He also died way too young.

Posted by: Peach at July 05, 2013 05:26 PM (8lmkt)

288 Probably have to downgrade those guys to mostly peace-loving Muslims.

Posted by: t-bird at July 05, 2013 09:22 PM (FcR7P)


Well, it's not like they were burning down houses of "believers"!

Posted by: Hrothgar at July 05, 2013 05:26 PM (Cnqmv)

289 I would do Miley Cyrus, per se, but on the agreement that she doesn't talk. And not because of waht she would say, but because it would sound too manly for my shy turtle.

Posted by: UWP at July 05, 2013 05:26 PM (r98SZ)

290 Tried hanging a microwave on the shitty old house wall, and failed. So its time to have a 40oz and stare at 8 huge holes in the wall and come up with plan b. Love these old houses with random shit in the wall but nothing that will hold a screw. Posted by: UWP Daaaaamnnnn...Karma's a bitch. >>235 what goes around, comes around.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 05, 2013 05:26 PM (57bzg)

291 The Copts are the canary in the religious coalmine!
Posted by: Hrothgar
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I think they have been there 600 years longer than the muzzies. Maybe they will survive. They do have a "real" God on their side.

So there's that.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at July 05, 2013 05:27 PM (4Mv1T)

292 @284 I agree. I just throw some in when I turn em over. In the infrared, it doesn't take long.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at July 05, 2013 05:28 PM (wR+pz)

293 289 Tobaco Road, Sometimes God sends a flock of angels.... Other times napalm

Posted by: sven j olafson@sven1007777 at July 05, 2013 05:28 PM (XlkJ9)

294 Posted by: Diogenes' Lamp at July 05, 2013 09:20 PM (bb5+k) The Copts are the canary in the religious coalmine! Posted by: Hrothgar at July 05, 2013 09:24 PM (Cnqmv) We are WAY past needing a metaphorical Canary. If you are a Christian or a Jew in the middle east, I advise you to get out. (Israel excepted, of course.)

Posted by: Diogenes' Lamp at July 05, 2013 05:29 PM (bb5+k)

295 289 Tobaco Road,

Sometimes God sends a flock of angels....

Other times napalm
----------------------------

Indeed.

And he invented both.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at July 05, 2013 05:29 PM (4Mv1T)

296 The Band It Makes No Difference Rick Danko singing. http://tinyurl.com/mb4h5r

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes more nonsense ...... at July 05, 2013 05:30 PM (9bMee)

297 East wind rain. East wind rain. East wind rain.

Posted by: Nippon Weather Service at July 05, 2013 05:31 PM (yL0v8)

298 Remember those dense cocksuckers who did those "We're sorry" frowny faces after Jean Fraud Kerrie got his pansy ass kicked by GWB?  Where are those imbeciles when Egypt obviously hates Gaylord Focker and every fucking unqualified jizz chugger he puts in an undeserved position of responsibility?  WHERE ARE THE FROWNY FACES?

Posted by: Captain Hate at July 05, 2013 05:31 PM (VNqDv)

299 I'd give those people amnesty... At any rate Christianity needs mercs... Posted by: sven j olafson@sven1007777 at July 05, 2013 09:22 PM (XlkJ9) I'm thinking there are millions of them. I'd rather have them than illegals, but still the Logistics of it would be horrible.

Posted by: Diogenes' Lamp at July 05, 2013 05:31 PM (bb5+k)

300 292 Dioegenes Lamp, Where to run? In all sincerity in the entire western world save a handful of Ex Soviet Bloc nations their tormentors are a protected species..

Posted by: sven j olafson@sven1007777 at July 05, 2013 05:31 PM (XlkJ9)

301 284 Hickory is too bitter for a long smoke. It's great if you're in a hurry...but if you're going to have meat on the grill for hours....go with something mild, like cherry, apple, pecan, or walnut. If you want to give it a kick near the end, add some mesquite or hickory a few minutes before you empty the grill. This. I made that mistake by smoking a 5lb chunk of bacon over hickory for 90 min. Too bitter, too strong. 45 min over hickory and 45 min in the oven worked out well, but I'm going to try apple the next time.

Posted by: Splunge at July 05, 2013 05:32 PM (bKA83)

302 Billy Bob- The one thing I remember about the infrared is that it would not flare up, ever. My gas grill at the time (30 years ago) would burn the shit out of anything and everything if you looked away for a moment.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at July 05, 2013 05:32 PM (4Mv1T)

303 Frowny face. How about one of those big foam fingers. The Middle Finger.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes more nonsense ...... at July 05, 2013 05:32 PM (9bMee)

304 Doug Ross ‏@directorblue 2m 10 Devastating Facts About Today's Unemployment Numbers (That Will Be Curiously Ignored by the Media) http://bit.ly/1aLdA1b

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at July 05, 2013 05:32 PM (jjvz+)

305

sven, I am stealing that for a t-shirt but I think I'll make it a "legion"of angels.

Posted by: Mr. Dave at July 05, 2013 05:33 PM (Gswof)

306 More ranting.

Who is our modern Thomas Paine? I wish I knew. Someone spot on, yet not "birther" overboard.

Who is giving the masses simple "common sense" arguments for challenging the political status quo?

Perhaps, he or she doesn't exist with words necessary to inflame a constituency.

Sad. The time is now for anger and counter.

Regardless, it overdue that We the People tear it down and rebuild.

Posted by: Pieter Nosworthy at July 05, 2013 05:33 PM (kkYto)

307 Found in the comments at the link: David Burge‏@iowahawkblog Dear Egyptians: don't blame us. The only Muslim Brotherhood supporters in the US are in the White House. He has a knack, doesn't he?

Posted by: t-bird at July 05, 2013 05:33 PM (FcR7P)

308 Iowahawk is like a laser, he is.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at July 05, 2013 05:34 PM (4Mv1T)

309 Sitting   here   on   my   yatch  and   gazing   at   my   wife . . .  and   thinking   of   Natalie   Wood.

Posted by: John Kerry at July 05, 2013 05:35 PM (c4IyR)

310 It Makes No Difference

Rick Danko singing.

http://tinyurl.com/mb4h5r



Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes more nonsense ...... at July 05, 2013 09:30 PM (9bMee)



Posted by: Peach at July 05, 2013 05:35 PM (8lmkt)

311 Where to run? In all sincerity in the entire western world save a handful of Ex Soviet Bloc nations their tormentors are a protected species.. Posted by: sven j olafson@sven1007777 at July 05, 2013 09:31 PM (XlkJ9) As the old joke goes, "That's because we haven't played Cowboys and Muslims yet."

Posted by: Diogenes' Lamp at July 05, 2013 05:35 PM (bb5+k)

312 Is it just me, or do the hamsters seem hungry?

Comments are loading slow

Posted by: Tobacco Road at July 05, 2013 05:35 PM (4Mv1T)

313 As the old joke goes, "That's because we haven't played Cowboys and Muslims yet."


Posted by: Diogenes' Lamp at July 05, 2013 09:35 PM (bb5+k)


Let the games begin!

Posted by: Hrothgar at July 05, 2013 05:36 PM (Cnqmv)

314 Is it just me, or do the hamsters seem hungry? Comments are loading slow *** Yes, and refreshes upstream instead of where you left off.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at July 05, 2013 05:36 PM (jjvz+)

315 So for all the smokeheads out here tonight, has anyone ever tried something weirder than, say, your standard fruitwood/mesquite/hickory?  I'm thinking oak, birch, poplar, your less common fruit woods (plum, apricot, citrus).  Has anyone every tried anything like that in a smoker?  Obviously I want to stick to hardwood so my food doesn't taste like creosote. 

Posted by: Professor Marius von Totenkopf (formerly Hoss Fuentes) at July 05, 2013 05:37 PM (aozUR)

316 167 No, the story said gas was better. Hotter. http://tinyurl.com/pey3jhy Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at July 05, 2013 08:50 PM (wR+pz) Whatevs... You ain't doing cooking with Dutch ovens using gas. Charcoal only, and none of that Matchlite shit, either. We have been teaching our Scouts Dutch oven cooking for over a decade now and they become moderately proficient in doing it.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars[/i][/b][/s] at July 05, 2013 05:37 PM (xm1Dn)

317 As the old joke goes, "That's because we haven't played Cowboys and Muslims yet."


Posted by: Diogenes' Lamp at July 05, 2013 09:35 PM (bb5+k)


dammit, that is funny right there!!!

Posted by: Peach at July 05, 2013 05:38 PM (8lmkt)

318 I first heard "Love Hurts" by the Everly Brothers and Nazareth did the version everybody knows but Gram and Emily Lou's version is still my favorite. (goes to find the song on YouTube) Someone is chopping onions in this house. They have to be.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at July 05, 2013 05:40 PM (5J54Q)

319 @300 It will flare up if you have a lot of meat on. Mostly the grease simply vaporizes when it hits the ceramic plates.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at July 05, 2013 05:40 PM (wR+pz)

320 I saw Rick Danko about a week before he died, playing in some local micro brew stage.  The formerly rail thin bass player for The Band must have been at least 300 as he wheezed his way through songs.  I didn't have the heart to make it through a set.  I wasn't at all surprised that his heart gave out shortly afterward.

Posted by: Captain Hate at July 05, 2013 05:41 PM (VNqDv)

321 Professor Marius von T, of course oak works very well.  The others I have not tried except a hotdog over poplar when I lived in Norway.  Tasted okay I guess.

Posted by: Mr. Dave at July 05, 2013 05:41 PM (Gswof)

322 just somehow segued to Springsteen's Tougher than the Rest.  I love you guys . . . a lot.

Posted by: Peach at July 05, 2013 05:42 PM (8lmkt)

323 319 Professor Marius von T, of course oak works very well. The others I have not tried except a hotdog over poplar when I lived in Norway. Tasted okay I guess.

Posted by: Mr. Dave at July 05, 2013 09:41 PM (Gswof)

I figured oak would be ok, as would citrus wood.  I've heard of both being used for grilling.  I was just curious because I was trimming oaks and tulip poplars at my parents' place and there was a lot of wood that would otherwise go to the dump.

Posted by: Professor Marius von Totenkopf (formerly Hoss Fuentes) at July 05, 2013 05:43 PM (aozUR)

324 318 I saw Rick Danko about a week before he died, playing in some local micro brew stage. The formerly rail thin bass player for The Band must have been at least 300 as he wheezed his way through songs. I'm pretty sure that the weight gain was from some drugs he was on after a bad car accident. Very talented musician very tough way to go.

Posted by: Splunge at July 05, 2013 05:43 PM (bKA83)

325 @314 Just got back from a trip this spring with some Scouters, leaders. They made a mean pineapple upside down cake in a dutch oven. I am sure your boys have done that one too. That or cherry.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at July 05, 2013 05:44 PM (wR+pz)

326 So for all the smokeheads out here tonight, has anyone ever tried something weirder than, say, your standard fruitwood/mesquite/hickory? Posted by: Professor Marius von Totenkopf (formerly Hoss Fuentes) ***** When I was a kid some people from down the road tried Oleander. They said it had a funny after taste...then they died.

Posted by: Dept. Of Acuracy at July 05, 2013 05:44 PM (MhA4j)

327 Oak burns down to great cooking coals.

Posted by: kookie cooker at July 05, 2013 05:44 PM (w3tLj)

328 About Bamacare..., if I understand correctly, it will be necessary to record on your tax return, a number supplied by your insurer which indicates that you have insurance. I am wondering what will happen if you forget to write that down. I mean, as long as you have the insurance, I would not think that you could be penalized for failure to properly report that. I can't help but think that enough people failing to do so would tend to gum up the works..., not that I am advocating such.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at July 05, 2013 05:45 PM (aDwsi)

329 *Dry oak.

Posted by: kookie cooker at July 05, 2013 05:45 PM (w3tLj)

330 Protest sign: Obama your bitch is our dictator. The sign was obviously created by a westernized Egyptian or an expat American. Staging and agitprop. We win. Concern troll disclaimer: Yeah, I'm happy to see the Left getting their comeuppance, it's a check long overdue etc etc etc.

Posted by: 13times at July 05, 2013 05:45 PM (fGPLK)

331 Maybe my favorite song by "The Band" http://tinyurl.com/5bt4jw "Don't Do It" Levon singing. From "Rock of Ages" About a million years ago, 1971.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes more nonsense ...... at July 05, 2013 05:46 PM (9bMee)

332 After reading all these comments, I'm hungry. I have to find something worth eating here.

Posted by: CarolT at July 05, 2013 05:46 PM (z4WKX)

333 When I was a kid some people from down the road tried Oleander. They said it had a funny after taste...then they died. Posted by: Dept. Of Acuracy
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Heh. How about some nice seasoned Sumac.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at July 05, 2013 05:46 PM (aDwsi)

334 When I was a kid some people from down the road tried Oleander. They said it had a funny after taste...then they died. *** I saw Oleander and was WTF?! Then I read the rest of the sentence.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at July 05, 2013 05:46 PM (jjvz+)

335 Peaches, Springsteen's "Glory Days" is pretty good and I really like his version of Santa Claus is Comin' to Town. But he's such a pole smokin' liberal/union hack.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 05, 2013 05:47 PM (57bzg)

336 I just heated up some of that pre cooked bacon from Costco for the wifey. Now kitchen smells like bacon.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at July 05, 2013 05:47 PM (wR+pz)

337 I'm pretty sure that the weight gain was from some drugs he was on after a bad car accident. Very talented musician very tough way to go.

Posted by: Splunge at July 05, 2013 09:43 PM (bKA83)



After Levon Helm died I just immersed myself in everything I could about the Band (keep in mind that I'm old enough to have seen them perform multiple times).  Even when they were still performing, it was obvious Manuel would be an early casualty.  Danko would've been the next if I had been in a dead pool.  Those two coped with success less well than the rest.  Helm was strong enough that he could get out of the trouble he got himself into.  Robertson knew, I think, that the road would kill him and needed to get out.  Hudson was the smartest of the bunch in terms of sheer musical knowledge and avoiding self destructive behavior.

Posted by: Captain Hate at July 05, 2013 05:48 PM (VNqDv)

338 Evenin' all!



Sitting here with ESPN on mute in the background, watching the Dwight Howard soap opera unfold.  What a colossal tool that douchebag is.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/u][/i][/b] at July 05, 2013 05:49 PM (CA2NO)

339 Peaches, Springsteen's "Glory Days" is pretty good and I really like his version of Santa Claus is Comin' to Town.

But he's such a pole smokin' liberal/union hack.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 05, 2013 09:47 PM (57bzg)


True, but he did rock some serious tunage and I can't judge his artistry by his politics, that is just not in my nature, although I wish they would all just stfu.  Just finishing Tom Petty's Mary Jane (I believe he's one of us). 

Posted by: Peach at July 05, 2013 05:49 PM (8lmkt)

340 Considering the thread title is "Egypt aflame", it seems logical that the morons would go to BBQ.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at July 05, 2013 05:49 PM (wR+pz)

341 I saw Oleander and was WTF?! Then I read the rest of the sentence. Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at July 05, 2013 09:46 True story. They wanted to have a cookout at the State Cemetery (totally illegal) and found some oleander trimmings that not only supplied firewood, but those straight sticks made dandy hot dog skewers.

Posted by: Dept. Of Acuracy at July 05, 2013 05:50 PM (MhA4j)

342 "Tried hanging a microwave on the shitty old house wall, and failed. So its time to have a 40oz and stare at 8 huge holes in the wall and come up with plan b. Love these old houses with random shit in the wall but nothing that will hold a screw."

Careful cleaning up the dust with wet disposable rags. Lead particulates aren't something you want spread all over a kitchen.

Posted by: BlueFalcon in Boston at July 05, 2013 05:50 PM (KCvsd)

343 BACON!

Posted by: Tobacco Road at July 05, 2013 05:51 PM (4Mv1T)

344 Rick Danko in his prime, performing "Java Blues"

http://tinyurl.com/ls3w5f8

Posted by: Splunge at July 05, 2013 05:51 PM (bKA83)

345 "True, but he did rock some serious tunage and I can't judge his artistry by his politics, that is just not in my nature, although I wish they would all just stfu. Just finishing Tom Petty's Mary Jane (I believe he's one of us)." Hell yes! Love me some TP and the Heartbreakers. Runnin down a dream..... I hear ya. There are so many talented musicians; if they'd just be musicians....

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 05, 2013 05:52 PM (57bzg)

346 True story. They wanted to have a cookout at the State Cemetery (totally illegal) and found some oleander trimmings that not only supplied firewood, but those straight sticks made dandy hot dog skewers. *** that's awful

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at July 05, 2013 05:52 PM (jjvz+)

347 268 Shelby Lynne does a nice 'Rainy Night In Georgia' Everything Shelby Lynne does is more than nice. Her Dusty Springfield covers are delicious. OTOH, grilling is for Egyptians. Broil it! Meat and veggies both. Dinner tonight was broiled onions, green beans, red peppers, and lamb chops. Broil it!

Posted by: angel with a sword at July 05, 2013 05:52 PM (2y8mE)

348 Sitting here with ESPN on mute in the background, watching the Dwight Howard soap opera unfold. What a colossal tool that douchebag is.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at July 05, 2013 09:49 PM (CA2NO)...

.

.

Sitting here loading magazines.  The wife and I have a 1030 tea time at the gun range.

Posted by: Johnnyreb at July 05, 2013 05:52 PM (6McTJ)

349 Egyptians were starving, that's what led to this week's burning.

Posted by: CarolT at July 05, 2013 05:52 PM (z4WKX)

350 I'm betting Bambi will grant political asylum to the Muzzie Bros with the warrants hanging over their heads. As far as Coptic Christians, he will punch their tough shit card.

Posted by: Bill at July 05, 2013 05:53 PM (uvyrw)

351 Gram and Emily Lou's version is still my
favorite.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread

------------------------------

Ahhh. Emmylou Harris. I was always pissed that Willie Nelson's cover of Pancho and Lefty got so much air time, when I though Emmylou's the superior rendition. Others, fairly, I suppose, thought Towns Van Zandt did the best.


She has aged well, also.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at July 05, 2013 05:53 PM (aDwsi)

352 Posted by: Captain Hate at July 05, 2013 09:48 PM (VNqDv)

Yeah, Garth is 75 now.  Robertson, I think, still lives up in the Palisades, I've run into him from time to time.  Levon was kinda the heart and soul, though.  Sad.  I think he would have been pleased to rock on for a couple more decades, he was such a good soul.

Posted by: Peach at July 05, 2013 05:54 PM (8lmkt)

353 As far as Coptic Christians, he will punch their tough shit card.

Posted by: Bill at July 05, 2013 09:53 PM (uvyrw)




"Coptic Christians?   They're as bad as German homeschoolers!"



-Obammy

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/u][/i][/b] at July 05, 2013 05:54 PM (CA2NO)

354 "Tried hanging a microwave on the shitty old house wall, and failed. So its time to have a 40oz and stare at 8 huge holes in the wall and come up with plan b. Love these old houses with random shit in the wall but nothing that will hold a screw." find a piece of plywood big enough to mount the Microwave to. Mount the plywood to the studs and the Mwave to the plywood.

Posted by: Dept. Of Acuracy at July 05, 2013 05:54 PM (MhA4j)

355 Stolen from Insty. Obama's reaction to Egypt? Gibberish like this. http://tinyurl.com/nho66zz

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at July 05, 2013 05:54 PM (wR+pz)

356 Egyptians were starving, that's what led to this week's burning. ** Yep. I wasn't aware of how bad it had gotten until a moron put me some knowledge.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at July 05, 2013 05:55 PM (jjvz+)

357 Perhaps, he or she doesn't exist with words necessary to inflame a constituency. Sad. The time is now for anger and counter. Regardless, it overdue that We the People tear it down and rebuild. Posted by: Pieter Nosworthy at July 05, 2013 09:33 PM (kkYto) The only person I can think of that comes close is Mark Levin, but he's not a Thomas Paine.

Posted by: CarolT at July 05, 2013 05:55 PM (z4WKX)

358 Rick Danko in his prime, performing "Java Blues"

http://tinyurl.com/ls3w5f8

Posted by: Splunge at July 05, 2013 09:51 PM (bKA83)


that's hot, wow!!! 

Posted by: Peach at July 05, 2013 05:55 PM (8lmkt)

359 Hell yes! Love me some TP and the Heartbreakers
-----------------------

"She was an American girl
"Raised on promises...."

Posted by: Mike Hammer at July 05, 2013 05:55 PM (aDwsi)

360
So for all the smokeheads out here tonight, has anyone ever tried something weirder than, say, your standard fruitwood/mesquite/hickory? I'm thinking oak, birch, poplar, your less common fruit woods (plum, apricot, citrus). Has anyone every tried anything like that in a smoker? Obviously I want to stick to hardwood so my food doesn't taste like creosote.

I tried citrus....I didn't like the results. I've talked to people that tried avocado, and olive, who've urged me not to make the same mistake.

Oak is fine, as are most deciduous hard woods. Just make sure the wood is stripped of bark, and thoroughly dry. Oak should be soaked in two changes of water first though.

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at July 05, 2013 05:56 PM (0IhFx)

361 347 Egyptians were starving, that's what led to this week's burning. Islam + too many people + not enough wheat + not enough tourists = a total disaster. They made their bed, now they get to sleep in it. At this point, WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE SCREEEEECH!!!

Posted by: angel with a sword at July 05, 2013 05:57 PM (2y8mE)

362 350 Yeah, Garth is 75 now. Robertson, I think, still lives up in the Palisades, I've run into him from time to time. Levon was kinda the heart and soul, though. Sad. I think he would have been pleased to rock on for a couple more decades, he was such a good soul.

I saw Levon Helm in a little basement club around 1980, with my future wife. She'd never heard of him. The band came out without him and played a bit, and she gave me a "why are we here, exactly?" look. Then Levon came out and we were both mesmerized through the end. I agree about him being a good soul. He exuded niceness and humility/

Posted by: Splunge at July 05, 2013 05:57 PM (bKA83)

363 Hasn't TFG been curiously quiet about Egypt? I haven't seen any quotes from him on Drudge. I don't think any news shows are live tonight.

Posted by: CarolT at July 05, 2013 05:57 PM (z4WKX)

364 omg, I totally used to know that horn player, I think he was part of Tower of Power, then played with a bunch of folks.  lol!!!!

Posted by: Peach at July 05, 2013 05:57 PM (8lmkt)

365 My first girlfriend broke up with me so she could date a guy that looked like Tom Petty.  Honest to God, that is what she told me when she terminated me.  Since that day, I have not been the biggest TP fan and I also may have giggled at his financial issues.  Cuz I am a bad person.

Posted by: Muad'dib at July 05, 2013 05:58 PM (OSARm)

366 he will punch their tough shit card.
-----------------

Heh. Haven't heard that in a while.
First Sergeant- "Tell you what Hammer, go see the Chaplain and get your TS card punched."

Posted by: Mike Hammer at July 05, 2013 05:58 PM (aDwsi)

367 Yep. I wasn't aware of how bad it had gotten until a moron put me some knowledge. Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at July 05, 2013 09:55 PM (jjvz+) I read it over at PJ Media and National Review. Some speculate the Saudis may step in and give the people $ to eat. They had them to 400 calories a day.

Posted by: CarolT at July 05, 2013 05:59 PM (z4WKX)

368 Jimmy Buffet and Alan Jackson. Its 5 O'Clock somewhere. Truer words have not been spoken.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 05, 2013 05:59 PM (57bzg)

369 he will punch their tough shit card.

hell, I can do that without lifting my ass off the bar stool.  ain't no big thing. 

Posted by: Peach at July 05, 2013 06:00 PM (8lmkt)

370 They had them to 400 calories a day.

Posted by: CarolT at July 05, 2013 09:59 PM (z4WKX)


whoa, that's, like, 2 coors lights.  unacceptable!!!!

Posted by: Peach at July 05, 2013 06:01 PM (8lmkt)

371
First Sergeant- "Tell you what Hammer, go see the Chaplain and get your TS card punched."

Heh.......


"You did such a good job, Private, I'm going to stamp a gold star on your meal card."

Overheard conversation between my First Sergeant, and a new guy to the company that was fishing a bit too hard for recognition.

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at July 05, 2013 06:02 PM (0IhFx)

372
whoa, that's, like, 2 coors lights. unacceptable!!!!

Posted by: Peach at July 05, 2013 10:01 PM (8lmkt)



Only at the HQ     would the regular commenters equate    a particular caloric intake to a specific serving size and brand of beer.



I love this place.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/u][/i][/b] at July 05, 2013 06:02 PM (CA2NO)

373 Yeah, Garth is 75 now. Robertson, I think, still lives up in the Palisades, I've run into him from time to time. Levon was kinda the heart and soul, though. Sad. I think he would have been pleased to rock on for a couple more decades, he was such a good soul.

Posted by: Peach at July 05, 2013 09:54 PM (8lmkt)



Levon loved to play.  Every time I'd see him play with The Band where other musicians participated, he'd always stand up from his drums and shake their hands to show what a pleasure it was for him to play with them.  I think his desire to never stop playing on the road was what led to the rift with Robertson, who btw has never released anything any good under his own name and some of that latter stuff is embarrassing.



Somebody who Robertson was a prick to was John Simon, who was very responsible for the sound of their second album.  Apparently he wanted to join the group and Robbie told him they already had two keyboard players even though he was obviously very sympatico to them.  After the second album, the songs started to become more about the group's experiences rather than these tall tales like Jawbone and Rocking Chair.  The later songs that had the most staying power, like Acadian Driftwood, were about timeless themes rather than just life on the road.

Posted by: Captain Hate at July 05, 2013 06:03 PM (VNqDv)

374 shit, I was wrong, these natty lights are only 95 calories apiece.  good news for the egyptians if we can just get the info to them. 

Posted by: Peach, all drunk & nasty at July 05, 2013 06:04 PM (8lmkt)

375 Only at the HQ would the regular commenters equate a particular caloric intake to a specific serving size and brand of beer.
--------------------------------------

I was a bachelor till I was 34 and recall justifying nominal purchases to myself by how few cocktails I could have bought in a bar with that money.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at July 05, 2013 06:04 PM (4Mv1T)

376
shit, I was wrong, these natty lights are only 95 calories apiece. good news for the egyptians if we can just get the info to them.

Blink it out in code on your web cam.....in cursive if you can swing it. We all have to do our part in keeping the NSA just a little off balance.

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at July 05, 2013 06:06 PM (0IhFx)

377 Blink it out in code on your web cam.....in cursive if you can swing it. We all have to do our part in keeping the NSA just a little off balance.

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at July 05, 2013 10:06 PM (0IhFx)


I got a sticky (you should pardon the expression!) over my webcam eye, lest fat Trudy try and steal a glance at mah boobehs.  gosh, y'all, say a little prayer for me tonight, this surely ain't gonna end well. 

Posted by: Peach, all drunk & nasty at July 05, 2013 06:08 PM (8lmkt)

378 Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at July 05, 2013 09:44 PM (wR+pz) Yup, and cobblers, too. Several years ago one of the patrols spent food $$ sparingly for seven months, pooled the savings and then made a kickass seafood paella. And it goes without saying that the adults on camping trips have prepared and eaten some fantastic Dutch oven meals. It's a real learning experience.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars[/i][/b][/s] at July 05, 2013 06:08 PM (aG9Vk)

379 Dutch oven?  You can cook food with farts?

Posted by: Low Info Voter at July 05, 2013 06:11 PM (Aif/5)

380 I guess I'm driving Peaches home.  Barkeep?  Something without alcohol or caffeine please.

Posted by: Muad'dib at July 05, 2013 06:11 PM (OSARm)

381 The war was over and the spirit was broken The hills were smokin' as the men withdrew We stood on the cliffs Oh, and watched the ships Slowly sinking to their rendezvous They signed a treaty and our homes were taken Loved ones forsaken They didn't give a damn Try'n' to raise a family End up the enemy Over what went down on the plains of Abraham Acadian driftwood Gypsy tail wind They call my home the land of snow Canadian cold front movin' in What a way to ride Oh, what a way to go Then some returned to the motherland The high command had them cast away And some stayed on to finish what they started They never parted They're just built that way We had kin livin' south of the border They're a little older and they've been around They wrote a letter life is a whole lot better So pull up your stakes, children and come on down Fifteen under zero when the day became a threat My clothes were wet and I was drenched to the bone Been out ice fishing, too much repetition Make a man wanna leave the only home he's known Sailed out of the gulf headin' for Saint Pierre Nothin' to declare All we had was gone Broke down along the coast But what hurt the most When the people there said "You better keep movin' on" Everlasting summer filled with ill-content This government had us walkin' in chains This isn't my turf This ain't my season Can't think of one good reason to remain We worked in the sugar fields up from New Orleans It was ever green up until the floods You could call it an omen Points ya where you're goin' Set my compass north I got winter in my blood Acadian driftwood Gypsy tail wind They call my home the land of snow Canadian cold front movin' in What a way to ride Ah, what a way to go Next to The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down, Acadian Drift Wood stood above all their other great recordings.

Posted by: angel with a sword at July 05, 2013 06:12 PM (2y8mE)

382

evening 'ron and 'ronettes...

I'm hungry, is someone grilling?

Posted by: rich@gmu at July 05, 2013 06:15 PM (XM5nJ)

383 I like charcoal but it is, per usage, more expensive and it takes longer to get the coals to the right stage for cooking.

But well worth it, unless you are not a good cook, in which case, it doesn't matter what you use to make heat.

Posted by: navybrat at July 05, 2013 06:16 PM (tPLfq)

384

Posted by: Peach, all drunk & nasty at July 05, 2013 10:04 PM (8lmkt)

natty light??? i'm sorry.

Posted by: rich@gmu at July 05, 2013 06:18 PM (XM5nJ)

385 Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at July 05, 2013 09:32 PM (jjvz+) Thanks NDO for link, there are all kinds of info on Doug Ross website. I had never been there before. Carol

Posted by: CarolT at July 05, 2013 06:19 PM (z4WKX)

386 I'm really going to find something worth eating. Two weeks ago I cursed myself when I told someone that I had the first microwave that my parents bought in the mid 1980s when they first came out. Of course it promptly died. I got a new one Tuesday but I haven't used it yet. I have to eat now. I'm sure the ONT will be up by the time I'm done.

Posted by: CarolT at July 05, 2013 06:23 PM (z4WKX)

387 Take a good hard luck at the Massachussets boat!

Posted by: John Kerry says I'm on a boat (ht WZ) at July 05, 2013 06:26 PM (Aif/5)

388 The rest of the world is plainly a group of racists who cannot handle having a wise and multiracial black man as President of the United States. I wonder how much of this in Egypt is caused by radical Coptic Christianity or Zionist influence. This is probably being done in an effort to delay justice for the Palestinians.

Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein from Brattleboro, Vermont at July 05, 2013 07:11 PM (bzYZw)

389 Did someone say that in Egypt there are cities on flame? 

http://tinyurl.com/lzkwazp

Posted by: SFGoth at July 05, 2013 08:01 PM (la7vt)

390 I wish I could get drunk, but all I've got in the house is 1 redd apple ale (meh), a coupla bottles of cheap wine that I cook with, and 4 small children. Drink one for me! I need it after this week.

Posted by: Lauren at July 05, 2013 08:14 PM (ikxXh)

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