May 16, 2013

Eric “Fedo” Holder Is Smart And Wants Respect
— DrewM

Towards the end of his often contentious testimony in front of the House Judiciary Committee Eric Holder went where no grown man shouldÂ…whining about a lack of respect.

"This isn't always a pleasant experience," he says, referring to Hill testimony. "I don't feel like I've always been treated with respect. It's not a personal thing... but I'm the attorney general...

A couple of things about this.

Hey Eric, which part of “co-equal branch” don’t you get? Members of Congress don’t owe you any respect, personally or for your office. You’re a political appointee heading an executive department that was created by Congress and they can do away with it if they collectively want to.

Unlike the people you are complaining about you were not elected by the highest authority in this country, We The People. In fact, your position isn't even a constitutionally mandated one.

Why exactly should anyone in the House treat you with respect? Are you forgetting that little matter of being held in “Contempt of Congress”? They hold you personally in contempt Eric. A lack of respect is implied.

And let us not forget that lack of respect is a two way street Holder knows all about. From February of last year.

I have to tell you that for me to really be affected by what happened, I’d have to have respect for the people who voted in that way,” Holder told ABC News when asked about the historic contempt vote. “And I didn’t, so it didn’t have that huge an impact on me.

And while weÂ’re on lack of respect, letÂ’s look at what Holder said to Congressman Darrell Issa shortly before whinging about respect.

Holder said Issa’s questioning at the hearing was “too consistent with the way in which you conduct yourself as a member of the Congress. It’s unacceptable, and it’s shameful.”

It is not up to Eric Holder, in his capacity as Attorney General, to comment on how a member of Congress performs their duty. In fact, itÂ’s quite the opposite. Issa was there to perform his duty to represent the citizens he represents and provide a check on Executive authority. How he goes about doing that is not for a member of the executive branch to comment upon.

It’s not just Eric Holder who has delusions of grandeur about how he must be treated. Remember Mrs. Boxer’s instruction to a General to call her Senator instead of the perfectly respectful “ma’am”?

We need to get beyond this imperial government we've created and back to a small “r” republican form where people who temporarily hold office don’t consider themselves a distinct and separate class above the real power in this country…the citizens.

As always in cases of honor and respect one should look to George Washington for direction. This is how he began his first inaugural address to CongressÂ…

”Fellow-Citizens of the Senate and of the House of Representatives:“

Citizens first, people who simply were members of Congress second. (The value of citizenship is one reason IÂ’m so opposed to giving it to people whose first act in this country was to break our laws but thatÂ’s another story)

You know who gets this? Senator Ron Johnson. You might recall I had the chance to talk to him a few weeks ago about his “Victims of Government Project” (check it out if you haven’t). His staffer who set it up took my number and said I get a call at the agreed upon time (or close enough for government work). When I saw the DC area code I figured it was the staffer saying, “hold on for the Senator”. What I got was, “Hi, this is Ron Johnson…..”. But by not demanding or assuming the status so many public “servants” seem to feel entitled to, he immediately proved worthy of just that kind of respect.

ItÂ’s an example more office holders, including Eric Holder should learn from.

Below the fold...video of Holder demanding respect.

Posted by: DrewM at 05:43 AM | Comments (251)
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1 FREDO

Posted by: McCool at May 16, 2013 05:45 AM (nCSwS)

2 also first

Posted by: McCool at May 16, 2013 05:46 AM (nCSwS)

3 ♪ R E S P E C T
How dare you peons question me! ♫

Posted by: Aretha Holder at May 16, 2013 05:46 AM (irlNU)

4 That's a good post.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at May 16, 2013 05:46 AM (dRjJl)

5 Corrupt criminal upbraids men investigating him for their 'tone' People don't like hypocrites, but I hate self-righteous sinners far more.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at May 16, 2013 05:47 AM (X0j4A)

6 Ron Johnson (R-WI)  -  Tea Party.  He's mine.

Posted by: mama winger at May 16, 2013 05:47 AM (P6QsQ)

7 Funny- respect, like trust, has to be earned. Can't command it. Can't demand it....

Posted by: Ghost Ø HillØrrheah at May 16, 2013 05:48 AM (ULH4o)

8 Respect?  From the guy who recuses himself but didn't do it in writing and there's no record of it except for the thought bubble over his head?  Yeah, I got your respect right here.

Posted by: Tami[/i][/b][/u][/s] at May 16, 2013 05:50 AM (X6akg)

9 I'll tell you what I'll give Holder, and Lew and this stinking regime,  about $100 less dollars every month.  I'm increasing my W-4 withholding allowance.   Of course being honest I'll pay up next April but in the meantime they are taking a haircut. 

Posted by: PaleRider at May 16, 2013 05:50 AM (m+nIW)

10 I'm better than you by virtue of my skin color and political alliances. And RESPECT ME!

Posted by: Eric Holder at May 16, 2013 05:51 AM (Zv1QB)

11 I can't quite put my finger on why, but the Obama Regime and its media fanboys remind me of the nutjob couple on last week's "Kitchen Nightmares."

http://youtu.be/G6LY7TJ16pg

It's long, but the first six minutes give you the flavor of it.


Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at May 16, 2013 05:51 AM (QXlbZ)

12 "Fredo". Very nice, Drew. Very nice.

Posted by: AmishDude at May 16, 2013 05:51 AM (xSegX)

13 You Republicans hate me because I'm black. 

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at May 16, 2013 05:51 AM (wbmaj)

14 Well la di frickin DA

Posted by: Matt Foley at May 16, 2013 05:51 AM (3ZtZW)

15 But racism!!

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at May 16, 2013 05:51 AM (fwARV)

16 Consider the Falkenberg's Legion universe: On Sparta, "Citizen" is earned and respected. On Earth, "Citizen" means that one is not a "Taxpayer."

Posted by: Fox 2! at May 16, 2013 05:52 AM (+N4be)

17 Eric is there for two reasons. He's a brother and he will protect the entitlement class. Note the noise about the Black governor of MA replacing him. Obama wants a brother deciding who to go after.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at May 16, 2013 05:52 AM (wR+pz)

18 Of course, last night the Chicago Tribune was dropping hints that Deval Patrick would replace Eric Holder.

His major qualifications are that he is Black and a friend of Obama.

Posted by: Jodi Arias at May 16, 2013 05:53 AM (e8kgV)

19 13 You Republicans hate me because I'm black. Posted by: Fourth Virginia at May 16, 2013 09:51 AM (wbmaj) Well, being an asshole then is just an extra?

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at May 16, 2013 05:53 AM (wR+pz)

20 "Disrespecting Holder because he is black" in 5.. 4.. 3 ..

Posted by: kbdabear at May 16, 2013 05:53 AM (mCvL4)

21

Great post, Drew. (With)Holder has consistenty shown his comtempt for Republicans and anyone who dares to question any of his actions. He is above the law, because he is the law, at least in his own mind. Therefore, those, like Black Panthers, who are favored can get away with anything, while those who he disdains get persecuted.

 

I wish I had seen Issa's response to Holder's statement yesterday. Unfortunately, none of the videos I've seen has shown Issa's reaction.

Posted by: Virginia SoCon might become Harrison Bergeron at May 16, 2013 05:54 AM (+/C3g)

22 But take into account Holder's military service for his Country...the sacrifice............

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at May 16, 2013 05:54 AM (wbmaj)

23 #19  You Republicans hate me because I'm a black asshole. 

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at May 16, 2013 05:54 AM (wbmaj)

24 Fantastic post, DrewM. Reminds me of 'It's Senator' (ma'am). Part of the problem in Washington is that these people don't think of themselves as public servants, but rather as our betters.

Posted by: In Exile at May 16, 2013 05:55 AM (Bgt3W)

25 17 Holder is the firewall. It isn't so much race as it is who will make a good firewall. Since nobody will touch a black Democrat, that makes it a logical choice.

Posted by: Bigby's Rodeo Hands at May 16, 2013 05:55 AM (3ZtZW)

26 They call me "Mister General"!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at May 16, 2013 05:55 AM (JXtHh)

27 Lots of academic writing about the heightened demand for "respect" among African American adolescent males.   Check out "the African American respect scale" a muli-item instrument that purports to measure this.



Posted by: Lionel Mandrake at May 16, 2013 05:55 AM (Xv7f/)

28

I'm better than you by virtue of my skin color and political alliances. And RESPECT ME!

 

This times a fucking million and it isn't only him

Posted by: Velvet Ambition at May 16, 2013 05:56 AM (R8hU8)

29 What's this alleged "Congress" you're yammering about?

Posted by: Jeffrey Toobin at May 16, 2013 05:56 AM (eHIJJ)

30 #25, good point. Democratonium is a powerful substance, but black democratonium is almost lethal to any opponent.

Posted by: Virginia SoCon might become Harrison Bergeron at May 16, 2013 05:56 AM (+/C3g)

31 Again, just attacks by a "Vast White Wing conspiracy." 

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at May 16, 2013 05:56 AM (wbmaj)

32

Say it loud, I'm AG and I'm proud! 

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at May 16, 2013 05:57 AM (wbmaj)

33 I reserve all the respect for Holder I would have for any lying shitweasel political hack lawyer dirtbag criminal.

Posted by: maddogg at May 16, 2013 05:57 AM (OlN4e)

34 Pardon me. 

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at May 16, 2013 05:58 AM (wbmaj)

35

>>>Soon you'll be just another unemployed Obama cultist, Eric.

 

living on a steady diet of gov't cheese and living in a VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER

Posted by: Matt Foley at May 16, 2013 05:58 AM (3ZtZW)

36 Nice work Drew. Excellent post.

Posted by: scampydog at May 16, 2013 05:58 AM (2SXc9)

37

From now on...he's Eric Withholder.

Posted by: @JohnTant at May 16, 2013 05:59 AM (eytER)

38 That's totally inappropriate. It's lewd, lascivious, salacious, outrageous!

Posted by: Jackie Chiles, Esq. at May 16, 2013 05:59 AM (96M6e)

39
Hey Fredo!  Are you up for a boat ride?

Posted by: Michael Corleone at May 16, 2013 05:59 AM (a9L+B)

40 Poor Eric. We really feel for him. Leave Eric allloooonnneee!!!

Just kidding. We hope he burns in Hell.

Posted by: Mexicans murdered with Fast n' Furious weapons at May 16, 2013 06:00 AM (k4bdL)

41 Now I know what "Cincinnati Reds" means. 

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at May 16, 2013 06:00 AM (wbmaj)

42 22 But take into account Holder's military service for his Country...the sacrifice............

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at May 16, 2013 09:54 AM (wbmaj)


Holder was never in the military.

The closest he ever cam to the military, was when he was co-captain of the basketball team at Columbia.

Posted by: Jodi Arias at May 16, 2013 06:00 AM (e8kgV)

43 That's cute.  Eric Holder has been entitled his entire adult life, and whining like a forlorn school girl is how he got there.

Posted by: Fritz at May 16, 2013 06:01 AM (UzPAd)

44 DrewM,

Excellent point about demanding versus earning respect.

My representative (Scott Garrett) holds conference calls every month or two. The system is set up so that anyone can call in and speak with him, ask questions, or just rant a bit. He listens respectfully to everyone.

It's almost as if he understands who he works for.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 16, 2013 06:01 AM (O6Tmi)

45 Title of his forthcoming "tell-all" autobiography? Eric Witholder, Unfettered

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at May 16, 2013 06:01 AM (PT7/5)

46 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a malignant traitor.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at May 16, 2013 06:01 AM (/PCJa)

47 Doesn't Obama already have a replace for Holder picked out, Patrick somebody or other?

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at May 16, 2013 06:02 AM (qegWC)

48 great post DrewM. Cobs are hot this morning. But am I the only person who had to look up "fredo"?

Posted by: elizabethe at May 16, 2013 06:02 AM (qPCAa)

49 #45  But he's a "General" for God's sake.  The combat he has seen---the lives he has saved.  The man is a military hero!  Sincerely, Colin Powell

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at May 16, 2013 06:02 AM (wbmaj)

50 Leave Eric ALONE !!!

Posted by: Chris Crocker at May 16, 2013 06:03 AM (e8kgV)

51 LOL!  Fredo Holder can go eat a bag of dicks.

Posted by: EC at May 16, 2013 06:03 AM (GQ8sn)

52 Chief of Staff:  No, Mr. President.  That won't work.  Johnnie Cochran is dead. 

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at May 16, 2013 06:03 AM (wbmaj)

53 "I'm increasing my W-4 withholding allowance. Of course being honest I'll pay up next April but in the meantime they are taking a haircut. " Watch your mailbox for the forthcoming lock-in letter, also sent to your employer, informing you of the new allowance they have selected for you. Because your suspiciously high withholdings have offended their sensibilities, and you clearly can't be trusted to decide how to handle your finances.

Posted by: GalosGann at May 16, 2013 06:03 AM (T3KlW)

54 But am I the only person who had to look up "fredo"?

Posted by: elizabethe at May 16, 2013 10:02 AM (qPCAa)



*shakes head in disappointment*

Posted by: EC at May 16, 2013 06:03 AM (GQ8sn)

55 eric holder: DON'T YOU KNOW WHO I AM?

Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 16, 2013 06:03 AM (GVxQo)

56 The unspoken complaint of Little Eric is he is being mistreated because he is black.

Posted by: Baldy at May 16, 2013 06:03 AM (tyDFN)

57 You will respect my authoritah!

Posted by: Eric Cartholder at May 16, 2013 06:04 AM (W7ffl)

58

Heh.... Fredo....


"Fredo.... dont EVER side against the family again"



I wonder if Mr Holder likes to go fishing......

Posted by: fixerupper at May 16, 2013 06:04 AM (IrLKP)

59

I know it's not strictly the topic of this post- but does anyone else suspect that the media is getting ready to give the Admin a collective pass on all their tyrannical malfaesance?

 

I mean, TFG fires the "Acting Director" of the IRS- who wasn't even in that possition when the "enemies list" audits began- and all I'm hearing is about how "tough" that was, as though it suddenly makes everything alright again.

 

I guess that offer to bring up the Press Shield Law had its intended affect.  Better than chocolate and flowers.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at May 16, 2013 06:04 AM (/PCJa)

60 FREDO!  Now that's funny.  Let's take him fishing.

Posted by: dfbaskwill at May 16, 2013 06:04 AM (ndlFj)

61 "If you've got a phone, you've got an attorney general."  Phones answered 24 hours, pardons, race card played, hospital visits, credit cards accepted, si habla Espanol. 

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at May 16, 2013 06:05 AM (wbmaj)

62

Actual Award Winning Content?  Stop it, you're spoiling us.

Posted by: Austin in TX at May 16, 2013 06:05 AM (GBY9g)

63 But am I the only person who had to look up "fredo"?

*points and laughs*

Posted by: Waterhouse at May 16, 2013 06:05 AM (irlNU)

64 Steadman is unhappy that he's not being given what is his due? Aw.

Maybe he should be glad that he ISN'T being given what he deserves...

Posted by: Stu-22 at May 16, 2013 06:06 AM (k4bdL)

65

Posted by: elizabethe at May 16, 2013 10:02 AM (qPCAa)

 

Yeah, pretty much.

Posted by: Austin in TX at May 16, 2013 06:06 AM (GBY9g)

66 " Every time I put the line in the water I said a Hail Mary and every time I said a Hail Mary I caught a fish. You believe that? It's true, that's the secret. You wanna try it when we go out on the lake?"

Posted by: Bucktard at May 16, 2013 06:06 AM (Xv7f/)

67 Obama to Chief of Staff:  I'm going to make Eric an offer he can't refuse. 

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at May 16, 2013 06:06 AM (wbmaj)

68 ahh,  so another , "Do You know who I AM"!

Posted by: willow at May 16, 2013 06:06 AM (nqBYe)

69 But am I the only person who had to look up "fredo"?

Posted by: elizabethe at May 16, 2013 10:02 AM (qPCAa)


I'm a 'movie reference' illiterate and even I got it.

Posted by: Tami[/i][/b][/u][/s] at May 16, 2013 06:07 AM (X6akg)

70 *shakes head in disappointment* Posted by: EC at May 16, 2013 10:03 AM (GQ8sn) *points and laughs* Posted by: Waterhouse at May 16, 2013 10:05 AM (irlNU) (takes down names).

Posted by: elizabethe at May 16, 2013 06:07 AM (qPCAa)

71 OT: WASHINGTON (AP) — The nation's top defense leaders were summoned to the White House Thursday to talk about the military's sexual assault crisis...

Posted by: Baldy at May 16, 2013 06:07 AM (tyDFN)

72 Maybe he should be glad that he ISN'T being given what he deserves...

----

Well... if I remember correctly.... we aint his peeps....

Posted by: fixerupper at May 16, 2013 06:07 AM (IrLKP)

73 It amuses us that poor Eric thinks he's better than us. Hah!

Posted by: Scattered lumps of human waste at May 16, 2013 06:07 AM (k4bdL)

74 Mmmm....alfredo....om nom nom.

This IS a good post.

Alas, the mental image of Holder demanding a la Gosnell that the prison guards call him "Sir" and the guards reminding him where he is will probably remain only a pleasant thought.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at May 16, 2013 06:08 AM (ZKzrr)

75

Holder before Congress:

Holder:  (unintelligible)

Rep. Issa:  Pardon me?

Holder:  Why?  Do you need one? 

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at May 16, 2013 06:08 AM (wbmaj)

76 Eric Holder is just another former campus radical, now a government asshole

Posted by: Jones in CO at May 16, 2013 06:08 AM (8sCoq)

77 *shakes head in disappointment*
Posted by: EC at May 16, 2013 10:03 AM (GQ8sn)

*points and laughs*

Posted by: Waterhouse at May 16, 2013 10:05 AM (irlNU)

(takes down names).

Posted by: elizabethe at May 16, 2013 10:07 AM (qPCAa)



Hey now!

Posted by: EC at May 16, 2013 06:08 AM (GQ8sn)

78 Fredo fishes for flattery.

Posted by: gracepmc at May 16, 2013 06:09 AM (rznx3)

79
.... I still dont get why Holder should be considered a ring bearing Hobbit...??

Posted by: ElizAbEtHe at May 16, 2013 06:09 AM (IrLKP)

80 Breaking:  Obama demotes Holder to Attorney Major!

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at May 16, 2013 06:09 AM (wbmaj)

81 who called the obama administration the mocha mafia yesterday?

Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 16, 2013 06:09 AM (GVxQo)

82 56 "I'm increasing my W-4 withholding allowance. Of course being honest I'll pay up next April but in the meantime they are taking a haircut. " Watch your mailbox for the forthcoming lock-in letter, also sent to your employer, informing you of the new allowance they have selected for you. Because your suspiciously high withholdings have offended their sensibilities, and you clearly can't be trusted to decide how to handle your finances. --- I'll second this warning... I have family that used to work in the "Criminal Investigations" unit of a tax agency and the priority given to them by their bosses was tax protesters. Anyone caught screwing around with their withholding, such as by putting 9 dependents, got personal attention. Their withholding was reset to a lower level with a warning to the employer not to increase it. If the person changed jobs, the process repeated.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at May 16, 2013 06:09 AM (+x8q5)

83

 >>>The nation's top defense leaders were summoned to the White House Thursday to talk about the military's sexual assault crisis...

 

Sounds like the WH wants something else on the news cycle

Posted by: Bigby's Rodeo Hands at May 16, 2013 06:09 AM (3ZtZW)

84 >But am I the only person who had to look up "fredo"? oh my The Godfather is part of the AoS canon better rent the movie quick

Posted by: Jones in CO at May 16, 2013 06:09 AM (8sCoq)

85

If you didn't watch the lead up to Withholder's demands, it's worth the time.  Basically Withholder provided the committee with a multi-page  memo  that was all redacted except for the From and To lines.  Issa was wondering What The Fuck, and Withholder said he didn't know why it was all redacted but he'd look into it.  Issa pointed out that it was all redacted because someone didn't want the committee to know the details in the memo.

 

That's when Withholder got all butthurt.  Yeah, if you want respect, don't try to snow the committee with a ridiculous stunt like that.

Posted by: @JohnTant at May 16, 2013 06:10 AM (eytER)

86
This guy has used his position for corruption and cronyism and what he believes is payback for racism against his tribe.  And yet he wants respect, here's mine Eric, F U.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 16, 2013 06:10 AM (jKWYf)

87 remember- the media counter-offensive begins Sunday morning check your weapons check your gear

Posted by: Jones in CO at May 16, 2013 06:10 AM (8sCoq)

88

This administration sets race-relations back almost every day.  It's a circus of entitlement, and hubris.  It really makes you wonder "what did they think actually happened in the 'corridors of power?'" 

 

Did they truly believe that these jobs were as hands-off as they treat them?  Did they really believe that this shit just works itself out?

 

The answer, of course, is "yes, they did."  Liberals of every color truly believe that BIG BUSINESS is nothing but Mr. Monopoly, smoking his cigar while riding the backs of homeless families.  They really believe that their nemesis, the Koch Brothers, heat their homes with the bones of children who starved to death while they worked on their back-nine game.

 

The sheer stupidity of it is mind boggling.  What's worse is that the "liberals" who really do know what's involved in being an executive - the Soros' of the world - feed this view so that they can exploit it.  Obama might not even realize that he's a puppet.  Truly a Manchurian-model. 

 

Eric Holder doesn't even realize that he's a tool... which only makes him a bigger tool.

Posted by: RobM1981 at May 16, 2013 06:10 AM (lV1tZ)

89 Hey now! Posted by: EC at May 16, 2013 10:08 AM (GQ8sn) what? okay. I guess that wasn't mean. you're off the hook. I refuse to apologize or be ashamed of my ignorance of all things Godfather. (sticks out tongue).

Posted by: elizabethe at May 16, 2013 06:11 AM (qPCAa)

90 Henchforth my name for a tax-exempt organization will be "The Fredo Greenwind Solar Cooperative". I expect certification soon.

Posted by: dfbaskwill at May 16, 2013 06:11 AM (ndlFj)

91 Ruh-Roh...shocked face ((O)_(O))....another preening, butt-hurt aristocrat of the liberal elite.

Maybe he should take his toys and go home.

For good.

Posted by: dananjcon at May 16, 2013 06:11 AM (jvd3N)

92 "We need to get beyond this imperial government we've created and back to a small “r” republican form where people who temporarily hold office don’t consider themselves a distinct and separate class above the real power in this country…the citizens. "

------------

I blame the creation of a permanent Political Class in Washington on John Carrier.  Before he invented air conditioning DC was a hot, damp, miserable and generally uninhabitable swamp for almost seven months out of the year and nobody wanted to stay there long term.  That changed with the advent of AC.

Posted by: Nighthawk at May 16, 2013 06:11 AM (OtQXp)

93 For elizabethe: http://youtu.be/vYabrQrXt4A If you have never watched "The Godfather" or "The Goddather, Part II", you ought to do so. They get cited a lot here. (There is no truth to the rumor that "the Godfather, Part III" was made. None whatsoever!)

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at May 16, 2013 06:11 AM (NokrH)

94 take a look at the approval polls for Congress, then tell me about "respect"

Posted by: occam at May 16, 2013 06:11 AM (BrkDN)

95 That's when Withholder got all butthurt. Yeah, if you want respect, don't try to snow the committee with a ridiculous stunt like that. --- Respect is also earned, not given. What, exactly, has this particular shitstain done to EARN respect given his complicity in Waco, the Marc Rich pardon, Fast And Furious, etc.?

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at May 16, 2013 06:11 AM (+x8q5)

96 I know I'm not supposed to hate but.... I'm not sure there is any other word for what I feel towards this administration, progressives, the media - the lot of them.  (All one in the same, I know.)


Posted by: PAgirlinNC at May 16, 2013 06:12 AM (LMKjz)

97

We need to get beyond this imperial government we've created and back to a small “r” republican form where people who temporarily hold office don’t consider themselves a distinct and separate class above the real power in this country…the citizens.

 

Either constitutional amendment or (considering the ass-covering scum in DC) an Executive Order:  No member of Congress, nor their families nor their staffers at any level whatsoever shall be exempt from laws duly passed by Congress.  Then make that motherfucker retroactive to the goddamn Garfield administration.

 

Take away their toys and that whole "Madam Senator" bullshit vanishes really fast.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 16, 2013 06:12 AM (zF6Iw)

98 oh my The Godfather is part of the AoS canon better rent the movie quick Posted by: Jones in CO at May 16, 2013 10:09 AM (8sCoq) it is?!? It's not in the style handbook (flips through pages). Wait, why are these two pages stuck together....

Posted by: elizabethe at May 16, 2013 06:12 AM (qPCAa)

99 About the only honest thing the sniveling whiner ever said was at the beginning of his AG impersonation he called the country cowards on race, and since then he and his boyfriend Jugears have played the Race Card from the bottom of the deck nonstop.

Pretty simple plan really. He and his crew are to the Constitution and laws what the demo company hired to rip down a burned out shell of a building are to good construction, ill suited.

Posted by: ontherocks at May 16, 2013 06:12 AM (kqIRW)

100 23 #19 You Republicans hate me because I'm a black asshole. Posted by: Fourth Virginia at May 16, 2013 09:54 AM (wbmaj) I love me some Black asshole!

Posted by: Barney at May 16, 2013 06:12 AM (wR+pz)

101 Posted by: Jones in CO at May 16, 2013 10:09 AM (8sCoq)

In the barrel.

Godfather II.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 16, 2013 06:12 AM (O6Tmi)

102

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Posted by: Fourth Virginia at May 16, 2013 06:13 AM (wbmaj)

103

Stephen COvey said it best; "Respect is a byproduct of respectfulness."

Show respect for the office and the constitution, and watch how much respect you get in return.

Posted by: Scot at May 16, 2013 06:13 AM (G74SD)

104 I have really been thinking about the plot line of  this administration,

Is the unltimate plan not only to cause  so much chaos, but to make us absolutely  not trusting of any of our govt functions?

like their desire to use drones in country.

or that not only do you pay taxes doing your duty, but now they want you body scan , and all personal history.

the fact that you find you cannot 'trust' not like is one thing but not 'trust'

We know for hundreds of years  this was a, go to country to find freedom from tyranny and dictators .

it was about trust  and being able to climb out of hopelessnes with perseverence and tons of effort, but if they are saying they will cut you off at the knees if you don't vote a certain way, or pay up what is left??

Posted by: willow at May 16, 2013 06:13 AM (nqBYe)

105 elizabeth are you extremely young? do you have brothers? are you married? help me understand.....please...

Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 16, 2013 06:14 AM (GVxQo)

106 #106  I'm in full code mode. 

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at May 16, 2013 06:14 AM (wbmaj)

107 86 56 "I'm increasing my W-4 withholding allowance. Of course being honest I'll pay up next April but in the meantime they are taking a haircut. "

Watch your mailbox for the forthcoming lock-in letter, also sent to your employer, informing you of the new allowance they have selected for you. Because your suspiciously high withholdings have offended their sensibilities, and you clearly can't be trusted to decide how to handle your finances.

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I'll second this warning...

I have family that used to work in the "Criminal Investigations" unit of a tax agency and the priority given to them by their bosses was tax protesters.

Anyone caught screwing around with their withholding, such as by putting 9 dependents, got personal attention. Their withholding was reset to a lower level with a warning to the employer not to increase it. If the person changed jobs, the process repeated.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at May 16, 2013 10:09 AM (+x8q5)



+1


My wife and I got a letter from the IRS saying we now had to file quarterly payments and penalties for not enough withholding.  The reason why is because we could claim her children only on even numbered years as a result of the divorce settlement with her ex.  Our taxes swung wildly from year to year, from owing a lot to receiving a lot, so much that they wanted us to withhold more, pay penalties and file quarterly.  It sucked ass because I too, believe in hanging onto my money as long as possible then paying it all on April 15.

Posted by: EC at May 16, 2013 06:14 AM (GQ8sn)

108 it is?!? It's not in the style handbook (flips through pages). Wait, why are these two pages stuck together....

Posted by: elizabethe at May 16, 2013 10:12 AM (qPCAa)



Only two pages?!  That must be a new edition.

Posted by: Tami[/i][/b][/u][/s] at May 16, 2013 06:14 AM (X6akg)

109 Social workers and other practitioners also need to be
trained to work directly with Black youth who have been
violent, to be aware of possible hypersensitivity to issues
of respect, and to provide them with tools to articulate
their frustrations and anger without becoming violent or
feeling humiliated.  (The African American Adolescent Respect Scale: A Measure of a Prosocial Attitude http://tinyurl.com/bnwh57x )

Posted by: Baldy at May 16, 2013 06:15 AM (tyDFN)

110 #105  Was Godfather III the worst movie ever made, or is it just me?  It's just me. 

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at May 16, 2013 06:15 AM (wbmaj)

111

remember- the media counter-offensive begins Sunday morning

 

You think they'll wait that long?  Looking at the piece JohnE posted this morning, I'm thinking they're starting today.

 

Also, if they manage to get national attention in the first place, what's the over/under on how long it takes someone to claim the tornados in Texas last night were due to Global Cooling Warming Cooling again no, wait, Warming Climate Change Disruption?

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at May 16, 2013 06:15 AM (/PCJa)

112 it is?!? It's not in the style handbook (flips through pages). Wait, why are these two pages stuck together.... Posted by: elizabethe at May 16, 2013 10:12 AM

I think you know why

Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i][/u][/s][/b] at May 16, 2013 06:15 AM (sbV1u)

113 Better films--Godfather I-III or Death Wish I-III? 

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at May 16, 2013 06:15 AM (wbmaj)

114 It's not in the style handbook (flips through pages). Wait, why are these two pages stuck together....


You must be in the ONT chapter.

Posted by: EC at May 16, 2013 06:16 AM (GQ8sn)

115 Holder was just the man to restore honor to the DOJ after the evil Bush destroyed it. How's that working out? How about all the Republicans who were in his corner, even after all that was known about the Marc Rich pardon?

Posted by: ejo at May 16, 2013 06:17 AM (GXvSO)

116 Dear Mr. Issa,

Leave the gun, take the Cannoli.

Thank you,
Mr. dananjcon


Posted by: dananjcon at May 16, 2013 06:17 AM (jvd3N)

117 : Team Cornyn softball team was scheduled to play the IRS team on Friday, "the Cheetahs." Game has been cancelled.

Posted by: Tami[/i][/b][/u][/s] at May 16, 2013 06:17 AM (X6akg)

118 #105 Was Godfather III the worst movie ever made, or is it just me? It's just me.

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at May 16, 2013 10:15 AM (wbmaj)



I don't know about you, but I'm waiting for George Lucas/Disney to make Godfather IV, V, and VI.  They're supposed to be the best ones!!!

Posted by: EC at May 16, 2013 06:18 AM (GQ8sn)

119 >Was Godfather III the worst movie ever made, or is it just me? It's just me. it wasn't the worst movie ever made, it just didn't need to be made. It added nothing to the overall story, except to wrap things up with the main character's death, at last.

Posted by: Jones in CO at May 16, 2013 06:18 AM (8sCoq)

120 Holder needs to get the sand/granite bolder out of his sensitive ladyparts and start coming clean about F and F and the AP issues.

If he has serious problems about being "respected", maybe he needs to quit, take his boss with him and go back to "community organization" or set up a sit-in at the local community college over some "womyns issues".

Posted by: USS Potemkin NCC-1657 at May 16, 2013 06:18 AM (Jls4P)

121 Why the hell Charles Bronson didn't win an Oscar for Death Wish III, I'll never fucking know. 

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at May 16, 2013 06:19 AM (wbmaj)

122 respect is earned: anyone who has to demand it doesn't deserve any to begin with.

F him, sideways, with a white hot tankers bar wrapped up with three coils of concertina wire.

Posted by: redc1c4 at May 16, 2013 06:20 AM (8MasJ)

123 4 That's a good post. Posted by: Empire of Jeff at May 16, 2013 09:46 AM (dRjJl) It's not a good post by a co blogger unless it insults 45% or more of the commenters or is About gay marriage. That's what my style book is saying anyway.

Posted by: Mr Pink at May 16, 2013 06:20 AM (o9zEc)

124

#105 Was Godfather III the worst movie ever made, or is it just me? It's just me.

 

No, Can't Stop The Music was the worst movie ever made.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 16, 2013 06:20 AM (zF6Iw)

125 Godfather VI: The Rosatto Brothers Strike Back

Posted by: Jones in CO at May 16, 2013 06:20 AM (8sCoq)

126 Godfather XVII: Wrath Of Solozzo

Posted by: Jones in CO at May 16, 2013 06:21 AM (8sCoq)

127 F him, sideways, with a white hot tankers bar wrapped up with three coils of concertina wire. Posted by: redc1c4 at May 16, 2013 10:20 AM (8MasJ)

Here, use the Track Adjusting Wrench instead.  It's a little wider.

Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i][/u][/s][/b] at May 16, 2013 06:21 AM (sbV1u)

128 Take away their toys and that whole "Madam Senator" bullshit vanishes really fast.

 

 

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 16, 2013 10:12 AM (zF6Iw)

 

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That imperious preening really irks the shit out of me.

 

"Oh.  Excuse me.  I meant that you can kiss me  right between  the pockets,  Madam Senator."

 

And this thing of calling somebody by a title they once held, however  briefly,  for the rest of their lives is  extra stupid.  Take Newt Gingrich, for example.  He has been a private citizen for 14 years.  He was Speaker of the House for 4 years.  I'm not calling that sappy cocksucker "Mr. Speaker."

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at May 16, 2013 06:21 AM (CJjw5)

129 "Sexual assaults" in the military is the new scandal Obama wants to focus on. One he can (subliminally) blame on white, heterosexual, Christian, Republican males.

Posted by: Baldy at May 16, 2013 06:21 AM (tyDFN)

130 Godfather XLVI:  I'm Abe Vigoda, Motherf*ckers!

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 16, 2013 06:23 AM (zF6Iw)

131 Return Of The Vigoda

Posted by: Jones in CO at May 16, 2013 06:23 AM (8sCoq)

132 Posted by: Fourth Virginia at May 16, 2013 10:15 AM (wbmaj) It's not just you. Joey Zasa? Really? And the tableau on the opera house steps where Michael's sister dons the black veil? Made me want to go all air cavalry on Coppola's ass...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at May 16, 2013 06:24 AM (HA2Ey)

133 @#133: if they are Christians, they won't be sexually assaulting anyone...

Posted by: redc1c4 at May 16, 2013 06:24 AM (8MasJ)

134 It's not a good post by a co blogger unless it insults 45% or more of the commenters or is About gay marriage. That's what my style book is saying anyway.

 

Posted by: Mr Pink at May 16, 2013 10:20 AM (o9zEc)

 

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I certainly don't withhold my criticism.  It would be  ungentlemanly to withhold my praise, when it is earned.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at May 16, 2013 06:24 AM (CJjw5)

135 Godfather Part IX - The Pentangeli Menace

Posted by: Waterhouse at May 16, 2013 06:25 AM (irlNU)

136 Screw Holder and the panther he rode in on

Posted by: kawfytawk at May 16, 2013 06:25 AM (qdzWt)

137 Sheesh, America! If you want all the trappings of Royalty without the sticky fingers grabbing the levers of power, come back into the Commonwealth. We have it ready and waiting for you, right where you left it in 1788. That's the good thing about a Westminster Parliament. EVERY member of Cabinet, ALL the inner circle, ALL the Ministers of Defence and Foreign Affairs and the Treasurer even the Federal Attorney-General, etc, has to justify themselves at the polls - and the person who runs the show is neck deep in that Parliament, every session. There is none of this appointing friends - they have to be chosen by the people first.

Posted by: perturbed at May 16, 2013 06:26 AM (u6Ueb)

138 But am I the only person who had to look up "fredo"? Posted by: elizabethe at May 16, 2013 10:02 AM (qPCAa) That should be a barrel offense!

Posted by: baldilocks at May 16, 2013 06:26 AM (Su0W2)

139 Just ignore Godfather III- never happened. The saga ended perfectly with Godfather II and that long shot of Michael, the lesson being what does it profit a man if he gain the world, but lose his soul

Posted by: Jones in CO at May 16, 2013 06:26 AM (8sCoq)

140 DrewM this post is so cutting. Awesome.

Posted by: HoboJerky, now with 74% more DOOM! at May 16, 2013 06:26 AM (X4HxX)

141

117 Better films--Godfather I-III or Death Wish I-III?

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Nekkid Guns 1, 2.5 and 3.?

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at May 16, 2013 06:27 AM (n8LUb)

142 http://www.youtube.com/ watch?v=vYabrQrXt4A I'M SMAHT, NOT LIKE THEY SAY! NOT DUMB!

Posted by: HoboJerky, now with 74% more DOOM! at May 16, 2013 06:27 AM (X4HxX)

143 Teammates of a black international soccer superstar who had racist chants hurled at him last weekend during a European soccer match will reportedly wear blackface in their next match to protest the racism against their star player.

Didier Drogba, the Ivory Coast native who is one of the greatest soccer players in the world and now plays for the Turkish club Galatasaray, had bananas thrown at him last weekend. In addition, the crowd in last weekend's game in Turkey made monkey noises at him.

http://is.gd/T6iA5o


But remember, raycisssism makes the US uniquely evil.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at May 16, 2013 06:27 AM (ZKzrr)

144 Godfather XXIV: No More Twinkies, Ever!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at May 16, 2013 06:27 AM (QlTaC)

145 help me understand.....please... Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 16, 2013 10:14 AM (GVxQo) The Godfather is slightly before my time and I've just never been interested in seeing it. For starters, I love Marlon Brando and have no desire to watch him in a movie where he is fat and inarticulate. (ducks). I willingly admit I am in the wrong here, but I just really don't care to see it.

Posted by: elizabethe at May 16, 2013 06:28 AM (qPCAa)

146 If I were Issa, I'd subpoena Holder. Only this time, I'd have a high chair and pacifier sitting at the witness table. 

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at May 16, 2013 06:29 AM (n8LUb)

147 Being from outside Philly, I lost respect for Holder when he could not put a truncheon bearing voter threatening man in jail for intimidating voters. I wouldn't have cared if it was 'only' ninety days. He deserved to be behind bars for a while. Not presented with a 'consent agreement' to sign, pinky swearing not to do it again.

Posted by: Name Withheld Upon Fear of IRS [/i] at May 16, 2013 06:29 AM (U2UQk)

148 > Godfather Part IX - The Pentangeli Menace nice one

Posted by: Jones in CO at May 16, 2013 06:29 AM (8sCoq)

149 I'll take the under on Holder keeping his job through Labor day.

Posted by: @PurpAv at May 16, 2013 06:29 AM (/gHaE)

150 Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at May 16, 2013 10:29 AM (n8LUb)


I don't think Issa or any other R (especially Boner) has the balls to actually go full bore aggressive on Mr Holder. 

Posted by: Hrothgar at May 16, 2013 06:30 AM (Cnqmv)

151 Congress held Holder in contempt last year? I was way ahead of them; I held him in contempt since he was the bagman for that slimy cocksucker Marc Rich when he bought his pardon on the last day of the Clinton Administration.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 16, 2013 06:30 AM (IDSI7)

152

>>>The Godfather is slightly before my time and I've just never been interested in seeing it.

 

 

You aren't missing anything.  

Besides.  It insists on itself!

Posted by: garrett not a Godfather fan at May 16, 2013 06:31 AM (39B+n)

153 The Godfather is slightly before my time and I've just never been interested in seeing it. For starters, I love Marlon Brando and have no desire to watch him in a movie where he is fat and inarticulate. (ducks). I willingly admit I am in the wrong here, but I just really don't care to see it. Posted by: elizabethe at May 16, 2013 10:28 AM (qPCAa) The best movie that had Marlon Brando was "The Missouri Breaks". That might also be slightly before your time.

Posted by: jwb7605 ([i][u]Let it Burn[/u][/i])[/s][/b] at May 16, 2013 06:31 AM (Qxe/p)

154 >For starters, I love Marlon Brando and have no desire to watch him in a movie where he is fat and inarticulate. (ducks). He is neither in The Godfather

Posted by: Jones in CO at May 16, 2013 06:31 AM (8sCoq)

155 I don't always drink, but when I do, I drink banana daiquiris -- Fredo Corelone, The Least Respected Man In The World

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at May 16, 2013 06:31 AM (ic+2p)

156 I think we have a dangerous situation brewing here, with people dissing The Godfather

Posted by: Jones in CO at May 16, 2013 06:32 AM (8sCoq)

157 Something interesting about nearly parallel visits from White House & IRS to Watchdog.org : http://preview.tinyurl.com/an9zjpn

Posted by: Baldy at May 16, 2013 06:32 AM (tyDFN)

158

MOOOOOOM,  Darrell Issa is being mean to me.

 

Of all the clown car posse, I am most weary of this one.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 16, 2013 06:32 AM (659DL)

159 I lost respect for Holder when he could not put a truncheon bearing voter threatening man in jail for intimidating voters.

He could have.  He chose not to.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at May 16, 2013 06:32 AM (ZKzrr)

160 Was Godfather III the worst movie ever made, or is it just me? It's just me. Posted by: Fourth Virginia at May 16, 2013 10:15 AM (wbmaj) Never watched it. I've taken it on faith from 1 and 2 fans that 3 was awful.

Posted by: Mainah at May 16, 2013 06:32 AM (659DL)

161 Posted by: Jones in CO at May 16, 2013 10:26 AM (8sCoq) Well said!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at May 16, 2013 06:33 AM (ic+2p)

162 Raz has Prez at -14

Posted by: Chris Crocker at May 16, 2013 06:33 AM (e8kgV)

163

Didier Drogba, the Ivory Coast native who is one of the greatest soccer players in the world and now plays for the Turkish club Galatasaray, had bananas thrown at him last weekend. In addition, the crowd in last weekend's game in Turkey made monkey noises at him.

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Wayne Simmonds,  who is a black NHL player for the Flyers, had a banana peel thrown  at him on the ice from a fan in London,  Ontario back in 2011, when they were playing an exhibition against the Red Wings in preseason.

 

I like to point that out to my Canadian  acquaintances when they ask earnestly  clueless questions like, "You're from the South?  Isn't it true there's  a lot of racism against black people there?"

 

"That depends,  I guess.  Certainly black folk complain of racism, but they don't have bananas  thrown  at them like  y'all do in Ontario."

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at May 16, 2013 06:33 AM (CJjw5)

164 161 I think we have a dangerous situation brewing here, with people dissing The Godfather Posted by: Jones in CO at May 16, 2013 10:32 AM (8sCoq) We secretly recused ourselves first. Now give us the respect we deserve.

Posted by: jwb7605 ([i][u]Let it Burn[/u][/i])[/s][/b] at May 16, 2013 06:33 AM (Qxe/p)

165 In my father's day they would have just decided that Holder was a "lousy bastard" that would have been the end of it. He could huff and puff all he wanted and no one who mattered would give a shit.

Posted by: SurferDoc at May 16, 2013 06:33 AM (6H6FZ)

166 Being from outside Philly, I lost respect for Holder when he could not put a truncheon bearing voter threatening man in jail for intimidating voters. Posted by: Name Withheld Upon Fear of IRS at May 16, 2013 10:29 AM (U2UQk)

It's not that he could not.  It's that he would not.

DoJ had already won the case by default.  All they had to do was show up for the judgement .  He wouldn't even allow the attorneys to do that.

Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i][/u][/s][/b] at May 16, 2013 06:34 AM (sbV1u)

167 Never watch III either, cause everyone said it sucked.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at May 16, 2013 06:35 AM (wR+pz)

168 I'm not calling that sappy cocksucker "Mr. Speaker."

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at May 16, 2013 10:21 AM (CJjw5)

How about "coach?"

Fuck you. it's a job, not a title.


Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 16, 2013 06:35 AM (O6Tmi)

169 Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at May 16, 2013 10:35 AM (wR+pz)

They were right.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 16, 2013 06:35 AM (O6Tmi)

170 "That depends, I guess. Certainly black folk complain of racism, but they don't have bananas thrown at them like y'all do in Ontario."

Thought experiment: Mooch is coming to your elementary school to bully the fat kids.  You offer her a nice, healthy banana instead of an evil obesity cupcake.  What happens?

I denounce myself, and call top bunk at the camp.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at May 16, 2013 06:35 AM (ZKzrr)

171 >Never watch III either, cause everyone said it sucked. I received the 3 dvd set as a gift. I watched III so I could be on record as having seen it.

Posted by: Jones in CO at May 16, 2013 06:36 AM (8sCoq)

172

"That depends, I guess. Certainly black folk complain of racism, but they don't have bananas thrown at them like y'all do in Ontario."

 

I would love to meet you in real life.  I'm mostly only able to be that snarky while sitting at a keyboard.  Sometimes I get a few zingers in IRL, but mostly I get too involved in actually attempting to prove people wrong.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at May 16, 2013 06:36 AM (/PCJa)

173

 I'll take the under on Holder keeping his job through Labor day.

 


 

Posted by: @PurpAv at May 16, 2013 10:29 AM (/gHaE)

 

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I'll take the over.  Ewic and Barry are two peas in a pod.   They  do what  the fuck they like and they'll  be damned  if they're  going to have to answer to anybody. 

 

Also, Blackness.

 

They  don't think anyone has the balls to oust a black officeholder.  And they may be right.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at May 16, 2013 06:36 AM (CJjw5)

174

162... I saw that in Geraghty this morning too. Interesting indeed.  A few facts, a timeline, and the "coincidences" start to fall apart.   This is stinking all the way to the WH.  Personally I believe the data is all there - it's a matter of turning it into information. 

 

If only there were a few enterprising young hungry reporters out there who would be willing to do the work...  If only. If only. 

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at May 16, 2013 06:36 AM (n8LUb)

175 Drew, this post is offensive. Comparing Eric Holder to a gangster is an affront to gangsters everywhere.

Posted by: Don Corleone at May 16, 2013 06:37 AM (X2tsv)

176 He is neither in The Godfather Posted by: Jones in CO at May 16, 2013 10:31 AM (8sCoq) oh, you're right. but he's all old.

Posted by: elizabethe at May 16, 2013 06:37 AM (qPCAa)

177 Don't just hold him in contempt - impeach him.  Charges - terminal stupidity compounded by unbelievable arrogance.

Posted by: georgeofthedesert at May 16, 2013 06:37 AM (Eq2MX)

178 161 I think we have a dangerous situation brewing here, with people dissing The Godfather Posted by: Jones in CO at May 16, 2013 10:32 AM (8sCoq) It'll get out of control, and we'll be lucky to live through it.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at May 16, 2013 06:37 AM (ic+2p)

179 ValJar is whispering into Obama's ear right now telling he's going to have to "retire" Holder eventually.

A convenient brain aneurism that renders him about as chatty as a turnip should do the trick.

Posted by: @PurpAv at May 16, 2013 06:37 AM (/gHaE)

180 I always get annoyed when I hear Newt Gingrich called "Speaker Gingrich" or Sarah Palin referred to as "Governor". I realize that it's technically correct to do so, but they are both private citizens now. I think Mr. Gingrich and Mrs. Palin should be used. Those are just examples. The same goes for any other former office holder.

Posted by: rickl at May 16, 2013 06:37 AM (zoehZ)

181

It'll get out of control, and we'll be lucky to live through it.

 

Here, you can have my longbow.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at May 16, 2013 06:38 AM (/PCJa)

182 Wayne Simmonds, who is a black NHL player for the Flyers, had a banana peel thrown at him on the ice from a fan in London, Ontario back in 2011, when they were playing an exhibition against the Red Wings in preseason.

I like to point that out to my Canadian acquaintances when they ask earnestly clueless questions like, "You're from the South? Isn't it true there's a lot of racism against black people there?"

"That depends, I guess. Certainly black folk complain of racism, but they don't have bananas thrown at them like y'all do in Ontario."



I bet I know who threw that peel.  Canada is very immigration friendly, and a lot of its citizens are from around the world, and that's been like that for many years now.  Certainly, a town like London, ON is very "cosmo" than say Baton Rouge.  I'm betting that it was someone not born of Canada that threw that peel.

Posted by: EC at May 16, 2013 06:38 AM (GQ8sn)

183 The best movie that had Marlon Brando was One Eyed Jacks

Posted by: Velvet Ambition at May 16, 2013 06:38 AM (R8hU8)

184 A convenient brain aneurism that renders him about as chatty as a turnip should do the trick. Posted by: @PurpAv at May 16, 2013 10:37 AM (/gHaE)

That would be an upgrade.

Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i][/u][/s][/b] at May 16, 2013 06:38 AM (sbV1u)

185 You aren't missing anything. Besides. It insists on itself! Posted by: garrett not a Godfather fan at May 16, 2013 10:31 AM (39B+n) thank you garrett. my new best friend.

Posted by: elizabethe at May 16, 2013 06:38 AM (qPCAa)

186 Thought experiment: Mooch is coming to your elementary school to bully the fat kids. You offer her a nice, healthy banana instead of an evil obesity cupcake. What happens? I denounce myself, and call top bunk at the camp. Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at May 16, 2013 10:35 AM (ZKzrr) Ohhhhh man. Further thought experiment: What would happen if a black kid in the class hands her the banana? Not racist?

Posted by: Mainah at May 16, 2013 06:39 AM (659DL)

187 And to tie the post's topic in with The Godfather, remember that the AG is supposed to be the US Gov't's legal representative. But in fact, THIS AG is the President's consigliere.

Posted by: Jones in CO at May 16, 2013 06:39 AM (8sCoq)

188 thank you garrett. my new best friend. Posted by: elizabethe at May 16, 2013 10:38 AM (qPCAa)

Quit sucking up.  He's not going to take your turn in the barrel.

Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i][/u][/s][/b] at May 16, 2013 06:39 AM (sbV1u)

189 184 ValJar is whispering into Obama's ear right now telling he's going to have to "retire" Holder eventually. A convenient brain aneurism that renders him about as chatty as a turnip should do the trick. Posted by: @PurpAv at May 16, 2013 10:37 AM (/gHaE) I honestly don't think he would compete for President against Joe Biden.

Posted by: jwb7605 ([i][u]Let it Burn[/u][/i])[/s][/b] at May 16, 2013 06:40 AM (Qxe/p)

190 The worst movie ever made is "The Man."

Posted by: Body Builder at May 16, 2013 06:40 AM (DrC22)

191 Dennis Miller said Eric WithHolder was blowing more smoke than a Rastafarian's death rattle

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at May 16, 2013 06:40 AM (7ObY1)

192 188 The best movie that had Marlon Brando was One Eyed Jacks Posted by: Velvet Ambition at May 16, 2013 10:38 AM (R8hU The Last Detail

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at May 16, 2013 06:41 AM (ic+2p)

193 "Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a malignant traitor." n AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Never gets old, but I do miss the original because, for all his success at destruction, as a U.S. President, he is most assuredly a SCOAMF. The Pres is a SCOAMF. The VP is a doddering dimwit of a bullying bastard. The Speaker is a blubbering botoxed bitchwhipped boozehound. The SoS is a muttering coward of a horsefaced traitor. (None of which form good acronyms.) I forget; who's next in line, Postmaster?

Posted by: mindful webworker and the lines of recession at May 16, 2013 06:41 AM (MBZW0)

194 I haven't read all the comments, but the "respect" theme is a racial dog whistle, coming from the guy who literally carries a race card ("remember that you're black") in his wallet. He is saying that his critics have Something Else At Work when they contradict him. And he is telegraphing this to "his people" (his own words again).

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at May 16, 2013 06:41 AM (fx7EL)

195 DrewM, Thank you. Great post.

Posted by: USA at May 16, 2013 06:42 AM (VIaw0)

196 Quit sucking up. He's not going to take your turn in the barrel. Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 16, 2013 10:39 AM (sbV1u) Did I say anything like that? If not knowing the Godfather is a barreling offense, I will do my time. I'm not a snowflake lib who wants a special star sticker and props just for showing up and no consequences for anything ever.

Posted by: elizabethe at May 16, 2013 06:42 AM (qPCAa)

197

I bet I know who threw that peel. Canada is very immigration friendly, and a lot of its citizens are from around the world, and that's been like that for many years now. Certainly, a town like London, ON is very "cosmo" than say Baton Rouge. I'm betting that it was someone not born of Canada that threw that peel.

 

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The guy's name  was Christopher Moorhouse.  Doesn't sound like an immigrant.

 

On the Me Frong:

 

My immigration attorney is a Muslim.. Steep in the delicious  irony of a Pakistani importing The Master Race to a country that has a massive influx of Muslim immigrants.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at May 16, 2013 06:43 AM (CJjw5)

198 I would like to see a Tommy DeVito/Fredo/Eric Holder mashup.

Posted by: kallisto at May 16, 2013 06:43 AM (jm/9g)

199

Holder isn't the only Fredo in this administration.  Here's TFG whining to his propaganda shop at the NYT in New York about the undue attention Republicans are paying to Benghazi:

 Â“You know what was actually a terrible day?” an aide recalled him saying. “The day Benghazi actually happened.”

You raise a good point, President Fredo, where exactly were you during the time period during and after the attack?  Before you went to Vegas to raise election cash and cavort with starlets, I mean. 

Posted by: MTF at May 16, 2013 06:44 AM (B5y+v)

200

Any person who is only concerned with ensuring that  "his people" - who represent only 12% of the US population - get justice  (from the meanies who make up the other 88%), isn't deserving of my respect.

 

Represent the interests of ALL US citizens, or  find a better place to ply your trade.

 

Dude has more respect for the rights of people who want to kill Americans than for  the Americans  whose rights he is SUPPOSED  to protect.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at May 16, 2013 06:44 AM (ADnWI)

201 >If not knowing the Godfather is a barreling offense, I will do my time no, it's not. we kid.

Posted by: Jones in CO at May 16, 2013 06:44 AM (8sCoq)

202 Will Nothing Ever be done about this corrupt regime? I am screaming! Now Holder is saying there will be NO special counsel to investigate! Is that just the final word???

Posted by: AnnaS at May 16, 2013 06:44 AM (qBtUE)

203 I haven't read all the comments, but the "respect" theme is a racial dog whistle, coming from the guy who literally carries a race card ("remember that you're black") in his wallet. yes. Just like people who insist you say "PRESIDENT Obama. As though the left didn't go around referring to the previous president by his middle initial.

Posted by: elizabethe at May 16, 2013 06:44 AM (qPCAa)

204 And AllenG, likewise.  If there are ever any Moron Meetups that I can get to, I am certainly down for that.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at May 16, 2013 06:45 AM (CJjw5)

205 no, it's not. we kid. Posted by: Jones in CO at May 16, 2013 10:44 AM (8sCoq) =)

Posted by: elizabethe at May 16, 2013 06:45 AM (qPCAa)

206 >Now Holder is saying there will be NO special counsel to investigate! Is that just the final word??? as I understand it, the AG has the sole power to appoint a Special Prosecutor

Posted by: Jones in CO at May 16, 2013 06:46 AM (8sCoq)

207 The best movie that had Marlon Brando in it was "Dumb and Dumber."

Posted by: Joe Biden, Vice-President of the United States at May 16, 2013 06:46 AM (JQuNB)

208
My immigration attorney is a Muslim.. Steep in the delicious irony of a Pakistani importing The Master Race to a country that has a massive influx of Muslim immigrants.



Wait, you're actually going to settle there?

Posted by: EC at May 16, 2013 06:46 AM (GQ8sn)

209

Wait, you're actually going to settle there?


 

Posted by: EC at May 16, 2013 10:46 AM (GQ8sn)

 

Yep.  Should have my green card by  the end of January.  Currently renewing my three-year work permit while my permanent residency application is in process.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at May 16, 2013 06:49 AM (CJjw5)

210
Still amazed how these people figured out that as long as you have enough people in the senate that are zealots for your cause you can create a tyranny. 

Holder recuses himself at some time on some day for some reason, but of course didn't put it in writing.

Under that standard, no one ever has to answer any questions whatsoever.  I have to give it to them.  Its a brilliant form of lawlessness.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 16, 2013 06:49 AM (jKWYf)

211 (CBS News) Boston bombing suspect Dzhokhar Tsarnaev left a note claiming responsibility for the April 13 attack on the Boston Marathon, reports CBS News senior correspondent John Miller. Sources tell Miller that Tsarnaev wrote the note in the boat he was hiding in as police pursued him, and as he bled from gunshot wounds sustained in an earlier shootout between police and his older brother, Tamerlan Tsarnaev. The note, scrawled with a pen on the interior wall of the cabin, said the bombings were retribution for U.S. military action in Afghanistan and Iraq, and called the Boston victims collateral damage in the same way Muslims have been in the American-led wars. "When you attack one Muslim, you attack all Muslims," the note added. Dzhokar said he didn't mourn older brother Tamerlan, the other suspect in the bombings, writing that by that point, Tamerlan was a martyr in paradise -- and that he expected to join him there.

Posted by: Jones in CO at May 16, 2013 06:50 AM (8sCoq)

212

"We need to get beyond this imperial government we've created and back to a small “r” republican form where people who temporarily hold office don’t consider themselves a distinct and separate class above the real power in this country…the citizens."

 

 

 

 

Term. Limits.

Posted by: Cicero Kid at May 16, 2013 06:50 AM (jz0+s)

213 Great post Drew.

Posted by: small town girl at May 16, 2013 06:51 AM (C+oFs)

214 Yep. Should have my green card by the end of January. Currently renewing my three-year work permit while my permanent residency application is in process.

Well congrats!  Canada will be slightly less-pussified come next January.

Posted by: EC at May 16, 2013 06:52 AM (GQ8sn)

215 history repeats pic.twitter.com/eUCNILO5Do

Posted by: Jones in CO at May 16, 2013 06:53 AM (8sCoq)

216 Soon you'll be just another unemployed Obama cultist, Eric.

Unemployed?

I wouldn't be so sure about that if I were you.....

Posted by: MSNBC at May 16, 2013 06:53 AM (WCe8r)

217 We know it was you, Fredo...

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 16, 2013 06:53 AM (knoK7)

218

Well congrats! Canada will be slightly less-pussified come next January.

 


 

Posted by: EC at May 16, 2013 10:52 AM (GQ8sn)

 

---------------------------

 

Thanks.  Then  in a few years I can rub my dual citizenship in Vic's face.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at May 16, 2013 06:54 AM (CJjw5)

219 <i>We need to get beyond this imperial government we've created and back to a small “r” republican form where people who temporarily hold office don’t consider themselves a distinct and separate class above the real power in this country…the citizens.</i>

While I agree with what you are saying generally, I'm not sure we (or any nation) ever really had elected representatives who did not feel they were above the electorate.  That is exactly why the founders sought at every turn to limit gov't power and created co-equal branches in the hope that each branch would keep the others from getting too high and mighty.

by creating a vast system of agencies run by the executive, we really have moved way beyond that now.  They really are not co-equal branches any longer.  I think the real first step in limiting the size and scope of gov't is to make radical chances in how agencies are created, funded, and run as well as when and how they are allowed to enact regulations.

A big problem with our agency system of gov't is that elected representatives are happy to push everything off to the Agencies (which all actually report to the executive).  In this way, if an agency does something the congressman's constituents don't like, the congressman can blame the agency and pretend to have nothing to do with it.  It absolves the elected officials of responsibility for an enormous portion of what the gov't does. 

And, it even gives the executive cover.  Executives can always pretend not to know what an agency is doing and someone from the Agency can always be a fall guy. 

So, multiple layers between gov't action and accountability.

In my mind, for starters, every agency regulation should require an affirmative vote of congress to come into effect.  And every agency should have zero-line budgeting and each agencies budget should be considered separately.

Next,each agency IG should be appointed by congress and not the president and should serve at congress's (I would actually make this only the house of reps, not the senate) will.  That would provide some checks/balances for agencies.

Of course, it goes without saying that I would eliminate many agencies, reduce the size and scope of others, etc.

Posted by: Monkeytoe at May 16, 2013 06:55 AM (sOx93)

220 EOJ to Canada? Screw that. I have a short list of Canadians that need to be brought to the US and forced to work here. I'll add his name below Celine Dion.

Posted by: Name Withheld Upon Fear of IRS [/i] at May 16, 2013 06:55 AM (U2UQk)

221 history repeats

pic.twitter.com/eUCNILO5Do

Posted by: Jones in CO at May 16, 2013 10:53 AM (8sCoq)



*golf clap*


Nice.

Posted by: EC at May 16, 2013 06:55 AM (GQ8sn)

222 "I tell ya I get no respect from anyone. I bought a cemetery plot. The guy said, 'There goes the neighborhood!'"

Posted by: Eric 'The shiv' Holder at May 16, 2013 06:56 AM (jz0+s)

223
Thanks. Then in a few years I can rub my dual citizenship in Vic's face.



I'm doing it now.

*hip thrusts*

Posted by: EC at May 16, 2013 06:56 AM (GQ8sn)

224 But am I the only person who had to look up "fredo"?
Posted by: elizabethe at May 16, 2013 10:02 AM (qPCAa)

That should be a barrel offense!

**

Hear! Hear!! murmer...murmer...THE BARREL... murmer...murmer...

Posted by: dananjcon at May 16, 2013 06:56 AM (jvd3N)

225 "Every time I get in an elevator, the operator says the same thing to me: `Basement?'"

Posted by: Eric 'The shiv' Holder at May 16, 2013 06:56 AM (jz0+s)

226 "I never got girls when I was a kid. One girl told me, `Come on over, there's nobody home.' I went over. There was nobody home."

Posted by: Eric 'The shiv' Holder at May 16, 2013 06:57 AM (jz0+s)

227 I'm not a snowflake lib who wants a special star sticker and props just for showing up and no consequences for anything ever. Posted by: elizabethe at May 16, 2013 10:42 AM (qPCAa)

Well, this is the Horde you'd get that anyway - for boobehs.

Jus' sayin'

Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i][/u][/s][/b] at May 16, 2013 06:57 AM (sbV1u)

228 "That depends, I guess. Certainly black folk complain of racism, but
they don't have bananas thrown at them like y'all do in Ontario."

When Joel Ward scored in overtime of Game 7 to beat the Bruins, Boston fans went on a racial rampage for days afterward.  Massachusetts liberals are oh so tolerant. 

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at May 16, 2013 06:58 AM (fwARV)

229 "When we got married, the first thing my wife did was put everything under both names — hers and her mother's."

Posted by: Eric 'The shiv' Holder at May 16, 2013 06:58 AM (jz0+s)

230 "With my wife, I get no respect. I fell asleep with a cigarette in my hand. She lit it."

Posted by: Eric 'The shiv' Holder at May 16, 2013 06:58 AM (jz0+s)

231 Dennis Miller said Eric WithHolder was blowing more smoke than a Rastafarian's death rattle

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at May 16, 2013 10:40 AM (7ObY1)


**

Working in Boener's new son in law would make the joke just a bit moar better.



Posted by: dananjcon at May 16, 2013 06:59 AM (jvd3N)

232
    EOJ--intrigued here, do you mind disclosing the reasoning for dual citizenship?


    And how will you address the snowthrower issue?  AFAIK, it isn't possible or feasible to sequester snow.

Posted by: irongrampa at May 16, 2013 07:00 AM (SAMxH)

233 "With my wife, I get no respect. I fell asleep with a cigarette in my hand. She lit it."

Posted by: Eric 'The shiv' Holder at May 16, 2013 10:58 AM (jz0+s)


I was so ugly, my father kept the picture of the kid that came with the wallet.


When I was young, I was playing on the sidewalk when a car struck me.  I told the driver, "Hey, what are you blind?"  He said, "I hit you didn't I?"

Posted by: Eric 'The shiv' Holder at May 16, 2013 07:02 AM (GQ8sn)

234 history repeats... wonder why Twitter links refuse to show up on my cell.

Posted by: mindful webworker and the links of noworky at May 16, 2013 07:02 AM (WgBz9)

235 EOJ--intrigued here, do you mind disclosing the reasoning for dual citizenship?


EoJ and his wife are deep cover agents being sent to Canada to spy on their govt.  Just like in the show, "The Americans". 

Posted by: EC at May 16, 2013 07:04 AM (GQ8sn)

236

Holder doesn't have my respect right now for a very simple reason... he's not a competent lawyer.   His risible testimony that he "recused" himself from the leak investigation that led to obtaining the AP reporters' telephone records demonstrates an astonishing lack of basic legal skills.   Any junior associate in my office would know that you have to get something like that on the record and in writing, period.   Hell, if we get a simple extension on discovery response due dates, we get it in writing.  

 

Either he knew about the DoJ getting the AP reporters' phone records and participated in the violation of their 1st Amendment rights.

 

Or he didn't know about it because he had "recused" himself but didn't get it in writing.   (Perhaps it was a telepathic mental recusal.   "I recused myself.... in my mind!")

 

Or more likely he didn't know about it because he, like Obama, simply isn't actively managing the people under him.

 

Either way, he's got to go.

 

 

Posted by: The Regular Guy at May 16, 2013 07:04 AM (qHCyt)

237 I recuse me, I recuse me, I recuse me.

There.  All nice and legal-like.

Posted by: Eric Holder, Future MSNBC Legal Reporter at May 16, 2013 07:06 AM (WCe8r)

238 Uppity???

Posted by: Portnoy at May 16, 2013 07:07 AM (Kgrin)

239 I wonder if that weirdo news guy got a "thrill up his leg" hearing poor Eric pout. Here, Eric, take a Kleenex and wipe away those tears, you're killing us and we are all going to break down and sob along with you.

Posted by: and irresolute at May 16, 2013 07:14 AM (DBH1h)

240

EOJ--intrigued here, do you mind disclosing the reasoning for dual citizenship?

 




And how will you address the snowthrower issue? AFAIK, it isn't possible or feasible to sequester snow.

 


 

Posted by: irongrampa at May 16, 2013 11:00 AM (SAMxH)

 

I will be  living here at least until I retire.  If I'm going to be living  here that long, I want to do so with the full rights available to me as a citizen, including who represents my tax dollars in Parliament.

 

Besides, my  people were kicked out of here in 1755, so it's time for some payback.

 

As far as the snowblower issue, I WILL NOT go another winter without one.   I have a feeling  we're going into a cycle of harsher winters and my kids aren't big enough yet to do all the digging.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at May 16, 2013 07:14 AM (CJjw5)

241 And while weÂ’re on lack of respect, letÂ’s look at what Holder said to Congressman Darrell Issa shortly before whinging about respect. Whinging? I didn't know you were British, Drew...

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at May 16, 2013 07:15 AM (PMGbu)

242 Every time I try to get out, they pull me back in!

Posted by: Only memorable line from GFIII at May 16, 2013 07:24 AM (YmPwQ)

243

"Holder said Issa’s questioning at the hearing was “too consistent with the way in which you conduct yourself as a member of the Congress."

 

By this phrasing, Holder is signalling to his allies in the media to attack Issa ad hominem, using the trope they have promoted of Issa as a bully.  You can almost hear him thinking "C'mon guys, do I have to write the damned smear articles for you?"

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at May 16, 2013 07:28 AM (s0hlt)

244

"Â…whining about a lack of respect."

He did the exact same thing back when he played Detective Ron Harris.

Posted by: Barney Miller at May 16, 2013 07:54 AM (aTlba)

245 Better Cartman: I am a citizen, and you will respect my ahhhh-thor-it-tae!

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie ® at May 16, 2013 08:06 AM (1hM1d)

246

Mr. Holder, and I use the word Mr. loosely.

 

Years ago as a young man I had a very demanding job. My boss would drill into my head, "Respect is earned, not given".

You fucking slobbering piece of shit. What have you done to deserve respect? Black panther voter intimidation, fast & furious, AP wire taps. Hey buddy go fuck yourself.

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian at May 16, 2013 08:10 AM (HVff2)

247 Respect is also earned, not given.

What, exactly, has this particular shitstain done to EARN respect given his complicity in Waco, the Marc Rich pardon, Fast And Furious, etc.?

Posted by: Brandon in Baton Rouge at May 16, 2013 10:11 AM (+x8q5)



Don't forget the Elian Gonzalez clusterfuck when the chinless scrotum face said that the boy wasn't terrorized by AK toting agents snatching him from his relatives' home because their fingers were outside of the trigger guards.

Posted by: Captain Hate at May 16, 2013 08:11 AM (y3fWL)

248 I'm pretty sure that a contempt-of-court ruling against you is a finding that you have treated the court with contempt, not a statement that the court has contempt for *you*.

Posted by: anonymous irishman at May 16, 2013 08:25 AM (DJgfL)

249 43 Now I know what "Cincinnati Reds" means.     Back in the 50's and 60's (?) the were popularly known as the "Redlegs" to avoid the connotation you mention.

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at May 16, 2013 09:44 AM (H9eC4)

250 Of course, last night the Chicago Tribune was dropping hints that Deval Patrick would replace Eric Holder.
His major qualifications are that he is Black and a friend of Obama.
Posted by: Jodi Arias
--------------

As are Anthony Foxx (soon to be Sec. of Trans.) and Mel Watt (soon to be head FHFA..., think : Franklin Raines)

Posted by: JEF at May 18, 2013 11:03 AM (aDwsi)

251 "We are NOT  jackbooted thugs."

Posted by: Bill Clinton at May 18, 2013 11:05 AM (aDwsi)

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